I GOT CHEATED ON! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 179. Round of applause, please.

• 2:00Peyton Hardin?

  Look at that.

• 2:08Peyton Hardin?

  Look at those new couches. Everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 179. If you're new here, or if you haven't already, look below, you see the subscribe button. Press, you're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see the comment section isn't fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more on go and fill that out. Get your good karma. The best way to get your good karma is not only subscribing, not only liking, not only commenting, but hitting that share button, sharing this with some of your friends, compadres, compadresses. We're almost at 1 million subscribers. I think we're about 100,000 subscribers away from 1 million subscribers.

• 2:45Peyton Hardin?

  The only way we can do that is through y'all. So go ahead and hit that subscribe button, share this with your friends, your foes and everybody in between. If you want more content, about five hours of more content per week, join us over at the best place on earth, the Koala Club, the Patreon, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast.

• 3:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got the best stuff, the craziest stuff, the most high quality stuff over on the Patreon. Everybody that has joined the Koala Club never looks back. You should join it too. We love you. Let's have a great episode. I want to the rest of the episode.

• 3:35Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  Break the walls.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, we had an absolute demolition. Hit it.

• 3:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if that was good Cam. I don't know if that was what we should have done here.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I tried to give you a little blood flow in the southern hemisphere.

• 4:04Peyton Hardin?

  For the audio listeners, Cam just tried to be Batista.

• 4:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I tried. Dave Batista. Not actor Dave Batista, but Batista bombed Spinebuster's spear Punjabi prison match against the great Khalid.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  You know, did you see Batista got ranked?

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you fart on my mic?

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, sure. I was on, I was never on there today. Who was on it? You were on there today.

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I'm, does not smell good here, like I'm not kidding.

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  If you pulled out a fart spray prank, three minutes into the episode, I'd be like, it's gonna be a long.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, that wasn't me.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, some snake, no, so.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you, you wanna know what it is? You genuinely, on Jesus, you wanna know what it is? It's you.

• 4:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not me.

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's because you burp into the mic, like so much.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  And that is years and years of buildup of lactic acid.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause listen, I, like you said, I burp into the mic all the time.

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  All the time.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  All the time. And I never get the stench. This is like bung hole. It's like someone pooted. I'm gonna take drone farted.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Pierce gets here pretty early. He might've got a little pleasure session before.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Sabotage. He's like, that mother, Cam.

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome to the DSHR Podcast. We have co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, listen, Frank from Throwing, huh?

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  Hi, Cam. How are you doing, Bob? Tour's over, man. The domestic leg of the tour is over. In real life. It is pretty wild.

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely crazy. Little sad, man. Little, first off, we, we'll do a deep dive on Patreon and Qual Club. You know, you always get that, but

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  a little teaser, we both said, we're gonna shed a thug tear, not a.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Not a tear. I was like, not, it's not a drop of shit. We went back, said.

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  Like, pour the shots.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, where's the tequila?

• 5:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. That was 100% not as sad as I thought it would be.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Definitely. And you know what, you wanna know what it is?

• 5:51Peyton Hardin?

  The crowd?

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that is a good crowd. Houston had a great crowd. He's joking.

• 5:56Peyton Hardin?

  Houston was great.

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It was the fact that it, it wasn't a first. We literally had a tour last year, ended. At the same place.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was when I started crying for no reason. Like you could have, you wouldn't, you didn't know that I like the tour ended or like someone passed.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was strange. It was strange.

• 6:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Little creepy.

• 6:15Peyton Hardin?

  I think it was the dusty residue that came back up. You never got to mourn that, that liverless dog? And you, and it just all came up.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 6:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dusty was missing something though.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That was my cat Sammy. That was a severe liver disease.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dusty just had the.

• 6:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Dusty just had the milk glazed eyeballs and the sharp rib cage when you grab him.

• 6:34Peyton Hardin?

  He was real stiff.

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Very stiff.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I have some pet peeves.

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Almost like a, like mortified, like post, like posthumous already stuffed with balm.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  I used to say post homis, but that was not it.

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is nowhere near it. Post homis.

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I remember when Pop Smoke died, they dropped the post homis album and I said, I don't know if that's the right thing to say.

• 6:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I genuinely cannot hear the words Pop Smoke.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And not think about what Pierce said to me that one day.

• 6:58Peyton Hardin?

  What did Pierce say?

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, bro, I didn't know you liked Pop Smoke. I go, I mean, he's, he's alright. Like he's on my top five. He goes, you have Rip Poppy in your bio. Like you love him a lot. I said, that's my grandpa that died.

• 7:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the fact that Pierce thought you had a, the fact that he thought you had a Pop Smoke memoir in your bio is.

• 7:20Cameron Kennedy?

  In my Instagram bio, not like a singular post. Like it's there every time you look at it.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And he thought that was for Pop Smoke.

• 7:26Peyton Hardin?

  Is there anything in people's Instagram bios that shouldn't be there?

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man, I'm not getting into some dark territory.

• 7:34Peyton Hardin?

  You, let's, let's teeter the line. Is there anything in people's Instagram bio that genuinely makes you mad?

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a shit when you graduated high school, if you're past 21 years old.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally don't care. If you, if I see something that says PHS 2012.

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Cameron Kennedy?

  12, I'm like.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. If you have anything from high school.

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Ain't school related.

• 7:54Peyton Hardin?

  One year out of college, you're, you're.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  Actually, if you're enrolled in college, you have anything in high school, even in your Instagram, not even your bio.

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Peyton Hardin?

  You're, you're doing too much.

• 8:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If you are in undergrad class.

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And I can do one finger swipe and see you wearing a Letterman.

• 8:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to give it up. Like it's, hey, be the big dog on the new campus.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there is, I remember back in the day, I got. I cheated on one time, right? And I did my little FBI research and I'm fine getting cheated on if you're going up. If you're cheating on me going scaling up, I get it, right?

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I remember, yeah.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I remember one time I got cheated on and the guy had a Rolex and I was like, I get it. I couldn't afford a Rolex. This was way back when.

• 8:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that's why you bought them.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  I got so many Rolex, it's just like.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I remember I stalked and I found the dude she was cheating on me with. I looked, he was, he was like 27 or something like that. I look in his Instagram bio, huddle highlights in there.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I was more mad at the choice of man than the action of what you're doing.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't need to see you, your best plays at inside linebacker when you are currently working for JP Morgan.

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 9:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I don't need to see you in shoulder.

• 9:07Peyton Hardin?

  There is a guy on the sideline with like, uh, like a, like a telephone. He had to go like that too. That's how old those huddle highlights were. No, it was under 720p. I could tell you that.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You just sparked something.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that a friend of ours, I'm not gonna say the name because it's a not to. A friend of ours told me something this weekend.

• 9:25Peyton Hardin?

  About me?

• 9:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 9:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, I have so many.

• 9:29Peyton Hardin?

  There's so much I'm scared.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't say it. No, not about you. Relax. About them.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And I completely, completely disagree. And I think you are on the opposite spectrum based off what you just said.

• 9:43Peyton Hardin?

  So a friend told you something that you disagree with?

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  A friend told me that they look at their ex's TikToks.

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 9:51Cameron Kennedy?

  For motivation. Now, I said, that's complete cringe.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. You've never got your heart broke. That's the best fuel of all time. Oh my God. There would be a, I, I go one up than that. There'd be a time I would get back with her, knowing that she's gonna break my heart just to get the inspiration.

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  To get the rush. You're like, I've been in a slump. I need, I need a spike.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  I have no motivation right now. I need to hurt.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So you being, so someone breaks your heart.

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone breaks your heart.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And when you need to really get up and go to the gym, really make something.

• 10:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna go to her TikTok.

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's the forbidden pre-workout.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And you get, oh my God, 600 milligrams caffeine.

• 10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 10:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's beta alanine out there. No. You.

• 10:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's Cam in, after the Nashville show.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's me after a good LeBron James highlight video.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a crap.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's a crap.

• 10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  After the, after the national. Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  If Taylor Holder gives it to you, say no.

• 10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Patreon.com. Yeah, that, that was a night. So before, like, you're serious?

• 10:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so serious. I think that is the best.

• 11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that is cringey and irky as hell.

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  There is no motivation, no better motivation a man can get than a heartbreak.

• 11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's utter.

• 11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you, you, and that is, that's the number one. What else as a man? What? You go to some, you go to some Instagram rules and see other bigger dudes? I don't care.

• 11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have a seed and then you look into the eyes of something that's half you.

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  I would. You want me to go have a child to go get a good chest bump?

• 11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying that a heartbreak is not the number one for the whole of your life.

• 11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, if I have a kid.

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Moment, maybe. If you have a kid, I, I would literally go to the top of the Empire State Building and.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I'm, no, I thought we were talking about the gym.

• 11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 11:39Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were talking about the gym.

• 11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you said motivation. No.

• 11:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you said.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they just said for motivation.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  Motivation for what?

• 11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They're to live, to for life.

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, that's, no, okay, now we're in some dangerous territory.

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were like, dude, hell, yeah.

• 11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm gonna, I'll be honest, this whole podcast was built off the back of a bad heartbreak. Can I, can I, can I say that? None of this would happen if I didn't see that video.

• 12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. It wasn't even through the grapevine?

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it started in the grapevine and then somebody was like, and then I, my, I don't believe it. And they're like.

• 12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, well, here's seven 20 pixels, iPhone eight, right in your face. You go, I don't believe it.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  All it took was this. And I was like, all right, this.

• 12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, what are you just writing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Peyton.

• 12:33Peyton Hardin?

  I do think heartbreak is the best motivation in the world.

• 12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot. Get the, get over it. Grow up.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  And I think a kid is the opposite of that. If I have a kid, I'm losing myself. I'm gonna be honest.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you'll, you'll lose yourself in certain areas.

• 12:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'll have no motivation for me. I'll have motivation for them.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Not true.

• 12:48Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'll be like, I, I'm gonna be, oh, man, how much tequila gets into my body every night? And short ribs, dude, I'm, I'm gonna lose it. Are you kidding me?

• 12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna go to the crib, your baby's crying, you're just like, ah, oh yeah. Hush little baby, you're just, you're drizzled. Don't you cry, mama's gonna bring a shot.

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  Honest, that, that is crazy that you don't agree with that. I think it's because you've never been heartbroken.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I, now, I, I will be honest, I will be honest. I have not, I have not shared a heartbreak anywhere near. I had a very, very, very, very mild case, so I can't fully speak on it.

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  That was your fault though.

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a very mild case, but there's no, how long, now, okay, real question, how long do you allow this heartbreak to cripple you? Are you okay right now?

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, the right eye is blurry. The right eye is blurry. What's your question?

• 13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  How long, as a man, can you allow?

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know what I got.

• 13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  The heartbreak. Yo, yes, oh, yes, I do. I've seen it. I've seen, it's, it's nine.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  He's talking about my genitalia.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. Yeah, nine out of ten looks, nine out of ten looks.

• 13:58Peyton Hardin?

  How much on the feel?

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh? On the feel? It's got some weight.

• 14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of comments.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Got a backbone.

• 14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of comments every single week, like, dude, I, I actually do think they're [BLEEP] and I'm just like.

• 14:11Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'm waiting for the day that somebody makes some smut about me and Cam.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  I want some Cam and Peyton smut.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said that.

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  On the internet.

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  There actually is, there is that one website that I'm not gonna give any light to, but I, I check it like bi-monthly. They scare me over there on that website. It is honestly, it is, is nasty. Wait till you get a hold of CJ.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you, I think you have, you have like a, a cybersecurity weird little wheelhouse you got up here that you hide from everyone else.

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't let others get into that.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  But you, you know some [BLEEP] websites and you know how to get things done via the WWW.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't think I know how to get things done. I know to find what I want.

• 14:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Like, I, I would never know some of these things exist.

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  I Google myself, though. I found that because, I found that because I Googled myself.

• 15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that website, the one you showed me, popped up when you just entered in your name.

• 15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Entered my name, and then I hit images, and there was one that was blurred out, and I was like, why is that blurred out? And then I found it, and I was like, wow, they need help.

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And God.

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Do you Google yourself?

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I never Google myself.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  You've never Googled yourself?

• 15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a pale, white-haired guy with the same name that starred in my babysitter's a vampire. But now it's starting to pop up me too, which is me in an Arkansas Tech jersey like this. In a nasty triple threat, I'm like...

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think it's weird that I chronically Google myself?

• 15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think it's weird.

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a problem, though?

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a, it's not a problem. I think that there's a reason. I think, like, I think-

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  What's the reason?

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you're just waiting for one day. It's like, you're like, it's a manifestation.

• 15:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're constantly Googling yourself for the day you do Google and it goes, "For, it's 30 under 30." And you're just sitting, you're gonna sit back and go like this. "Man, I remember the times I used to Google and it was just me and my Johnson." Like, I think that's why you do it. Cause there's, cause there's, there's actually no reason.

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is. See what they're talking about.

• 16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's "they"? You just have, you just have little, little, little writers that just follow your every move?

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, just see what the world's talking about.

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But what's new? Like, it's the same articles. It's the same pictures. It's the same website. That's what I'm saying. I do it one time, I'm good for four years.

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I almost-

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll wait for something to pop off, then go check. And it'll be same, same vampire, him, I'm gone. Like, I can't. You are lucky. You have the name of only you.

• 16:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's other Peyton Hardens, but you are the only of-status Peyton Hardens.

• 16:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the only thing that sucks is I'll Google myself and I'll see my grandma's obituary. And it's like right by the blurred picture of me naked. And it's just like, and I'm just like, "Me ma doesn't deserve that." You know what I mean? She deserves a better spot on the internet than right by my Johnson.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, we've laughed. We've laughed at some grandma jokes.

• 16:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  When I tell you I actually just kinda bit down on my tongue with my back left molar.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That one, that was too much for me.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  You think so?

• 17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot laugh at your grandma being next to your blurred Johnson. I can't do it. And the fact that it's not even her. It's just, is it a sheet of paper? Like, the little booklet?

• 17:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's the picture, like, the picture of the booklet from the obituary.

• 17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we talk about-

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  Obituaries?

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And the fact that some public school teachers need to be fired.

• 17:21Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  When people would skip school, or, or, or whatever, they'd skip school and they'd try to pull out an excuse that, "Oh, they can't touch this. I'm going to my grandma's funeral." And the teacher would double down and go, "Bring me the booklet."

• 17:33Peyton Hardin?

  What the f**k school did you go to? That has never happened a day in my life.

• 17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That didn't happen to y'all.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, there wasn't a, a, a movement in my school of like, hey, if you want to skip school, blame it on your dead grandma's funeral.

• 17:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, now, me personally, I never did it. I literally have a friend that said, ah, they were missing a lot of school and they skipped again for another reason.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And they got asked this time, he said, I'm going to my grandma's funeral. And his teacher, not, not an admin, not a principal, not the superintendent, a literal like science teacher said, alright, bring me back the memorial paper and you'll, it'll be a, a, a counted absent.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's a problem. I think that's the right thing to do.

• 18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's f**k illegal.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  Why? That's not illegal at all.

• 18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely not the right thing to do.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  How? Cause kids can just lie every day and say like, somebody's dead, I'm going to their funeral. And then they're just out of school.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I get that.

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same thing as a doc, what's the difference between that and a doctor's note?

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, a doctor's note says you went to the doctor. Doesn't say what you got, doesn't say anything.

• 18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I am not bringing you a picture of my dead grandma and her favorite hymns that we sang in the local newspaper of Denton Times in her article that says she is, she is left by Cameron Kennedy, grandson of little, I'm, I'm, you're not getting that.

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that is way too valuable and way too personal.

• 18:54Peyton Hardin?

  Bring us, bring a picture of you at the, at the funeral.

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What if I just wanted to play Call of Duty and skip?

• 18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Then, then that's where the problem becomes. You understand, right? That's where the problem lies.

• 19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no, that is literally like you calling out for work for being sick and then your boss says, bring me a doctor's note.

• 19:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, there was wrong with that.

• 19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't do that!

• 19:11Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's the whole point of doctor's notes.

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you haven't had enough HR. You have, you haven't had enough encounters.

• 19:17Peyton Hardin?

  Every time I had to leave the school for something, I had to have proof of why I was leaving the school.

• 19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's because you were young and it was mainly for the parents.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  You're talking about school.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm talking about death. I'm not talking about a stomach bug or a drop of a DLC in a video game.

• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're wrong about that. So if I, as the boss, if I said, "Hey, I'm sick," you're gonna make me show you I'm sick? I am so leaning here. That doesn't count for here. Y'all do whatever y'all want. Okay, let's imagine you worked somewhere else. Yeah. And you go, "I am sick." Yeah. You have a right to take off. You have hours. You go, "Hey, I can't come in today. My stomach is crazy." Well, that's different.

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  You have specific hours, and that's different. You have hours of time off and all that, and sick days. That's different. That's- You were bringing up school, and you're bringing it to work now. It's different. School is different than work. But school is our work when we're that young. But the rules are different, and you understand that.

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Go, Peta. Ah, that's bad. I don't get no love from the fourth camera. And we got new chairs. Ryan will pause for the new chairs. Red velvet chairs. That li- Audio listeners, you can't see, but we definitely have Blues Clues- Blues Clues had a red chair? The big red chair that Steve used to sit on. Y'all are not cultured at all. Blues Clues had a big ass red chair? Steve from Blues Clues had a big red chair. It was his thinking chair. It was his thinking chair. Dude, that whole show creeped me out, if I'm being honest. I had seven birthdays in a row of Blues Clues. Oh. Yeah. Seven years?

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  I think so, yeah. You could go about seven years of my life, and there's- no, I think around, I'll say five. I think six, I was dressed as Peyton Manning.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  I think I went to, I went to, I went to Academy, and I got one of those seat-through, I'm pretty sure it was a stripper jersey that they wear at like, clubs or something, or like- Strip clubs? Like a mesh net? Yeah, it was like a mesh net, but I think it was cheaper. And then I remember my mom got like, these big, like, blue numbers, and she ironed one and eight, and she put Manning on the back. And I went to an indoor soccer stadium and played football with my friends. Why the-

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you dressing up for your birthday?

• 21:27Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all didn't dress up for y'all's birthday?

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not Halloween.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  I think dressing up, I think every kid dressed up for their birthday. No, you look at me. Look at me.

• 21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I never dressed up for a birthday. It's me. It's my birthday. It's Cameron Kennedy's birthday, not Peyton Manning. No, but this isn't Halloween. I'm not dressing up as some, it's hey, come to my party. It's NFL themed party. I'm not the quarterback for the Colts.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, but as a kid.

• 21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm Cameron. You're celebrating Cameron.

• 21:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm not saying like on your 21st birthday, you're dressing up as like Queen Latifah. That's weird. I'm saying as a kid, whenever your birthdays are themed of like Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter. I dressed up every year for my birthday.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're a little, you're a little weirdo.

• 22:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, everybody did that. No, that's the point of a themed party.

• 22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the party, you just said it, the party's themed.

• 22:14Peyton Hardin?

  Dress up in your best.

• 22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Peyton's birthday. It's not Yugi's birthday. It's your birthday.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm Yugi today.

• 22:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not.

• 22:20Peyton Hardin?

  I can be whatever.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't disrespect him. You do not love him enough to talk about him. No, I had a Yu-Gi-Oh party. There's cards, there's plates, there's the, the, the, the thing over the table. I didn't go get red and yellow hair and wear a dual disc.

• 22:35Peyton Hardin?

  Well, funding wasn't the best in your house.

• 22:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a, you got a mesh net and your mom ironed numbers on it, Peyton Manning? We're talking about funding.

• 22:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait, I think I can go to every adolescent birthday I've ever had and I can name them. Like I remember I had a magic birthday, like a magic, like, like magic tricks. And I dressed up as a magician. I had a big top hat. I remember I had a basketball birthday party. I dressed up as a basketball player, a football. Dressed up as Peyton Manning, Blues Clues. I was Steve. I'm telling you.

• 23:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You had two Halloweens a year. You, you, you lived a different childhood. You had a Halloween in October and a Halloween in February.

• 23:09Peyton Hardin?

  This is the first time I'm hearing of people not dressing up. Like, I was fully expecting to walk into Malachi's first birthday and he's in a costume.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, he's one. He's, he might be in some cute little thing, but he's, it's not a costume. You don't wear costumes for your birthday.

• 23:23Peyton Hardin?

  So when he has his Uncle P birthday, you get him a little fake beard.

• 23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I want to dress him as you. No.

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot. Ivy, she had her birthday, it was a princess birthday.

• 23:32Peyton Hardin?

  And she dressed up as a princess, no?

• 23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She had a dress on.

• 23:34Peyton Hardin?

  As a princess.

• 23:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she had a dress on. She, she wasn't Elsa.

• 23:39Peyton Hardin?

  But did she feel like a princess?

• 23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She felt like a princess.

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  Because she was in a princess dress? You didn't put that in blue jeans, did you?

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  My third birthday, I was wearing a red t-shirt with a Walkman on.

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  My parents like, oh, the Walkman. I was like.

• 23:54Peyton Hardin?

  Your parents grew like, raised you to be 50. Like, their whole thing was for Cam to get to 50 years old and that's, that's what Cam is striving to be like.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, you dressed up on your birthday, that's weird.

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  I think everybody dressed up on their birthday.

• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  P, I think you are like, like, honorably mistaken though. Like, I love that for you and I love the creativity, I love your parents. I never wore a costume unless it was October 31st.

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  I think I would, if I had the capabilities to as a kid, I would have wore a costume every day.

• 24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I believe that. I believe that, you furry little.

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  I had, I had like, I had every, every costume I could have, I, I had it. Like, I dressed. You never had a Spider-Man birthday and dressed up as Spider-Man?

• 24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I literally had a Spider-Man birthday.

• 24:36Peyton Hardin?

  Did you dress up as Spider-Man?

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I wore a Hawaiian shirt.

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I wore a button up Hawaiian shirt and I said, hey, look at Spider-Man. I said, y'all, y'all have fun at the Spider-Man party? Here's your goody bag, get out.

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's so strange because if I ever a kid, they're dressing up.

• 24:55Peyton Hardin?

  I told you before you even had Malika, I want to just put him in costumes.

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You did now, okay. Now, I'm not a psychiatrist.

• 25:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not a philanthropist or a philosopher.

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  You're not much of a PhD.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's, there's something behind that. There's something behind that and we need to figure it out.

• 25:11Peyton Hardin?

  This leads into a question I have.

• 25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, ask it.

• 25:13Peyton Hardin?

  What do you think my mental age is?

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. You're now, you're, first off, you're split. You're the guy from Split. You are multiple people.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  I might have multiple sclerosis or something.

• 25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're even kill, like lukewarm, just, just Thursday, right there? What'd you just say? You had multiple sclerosis?

• 25:32Peyton Hardin?

  I meant to say mixed personality disorder, but I.

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But what'd you say first?

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Multiple sclerosis. And that's a disease.

• 25:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, I know. And I didn't mean that.

• 25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He might have that, you might have plaque psoriasis, you might have.

• 25:45Peyton Hardin?

  Mesothelioma spina bifida, you might have it all, dog. You might have, you're the front of the mill. Then you walk up to a dog and then you go, whoa! They go, give me backup, give me backup!

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  They strap you down here, it's like.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, well, imagine what I'm gonna look like if I make it to 72. Like, imagine what I look like.

• 26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're honestly gonna be adorable. You as a 70, you're gonna be bald as shit, big glasses, gut hanging off. But you're gonna be dripped out. You're gonna be that old, your teeth, oh.

• 26:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the veneers will come through there.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm about to say, you probably got three of them left, you're just like.

• 26:21Peyton Hardin?

  But you would be that cute grandpa where hopefully your grandkids would be like, "Oh, thank you, Papa." And you go, "All right, now, go ahead and pour me a little thing of brandy before you leave." I feel like I'm gonna look like, "Go ahead, no, put out my stogie, pour some brandy, get the [__] out of here now." WWE's coming on. It's John Cena's grandson's 40th match tonight, boys. I feel like I'm gonna look like that one ugly gray dog that's got the tongue that hangs out. I feel like [__] look like.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to your mental age.

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  With your splits, your even kill, lukewarm.

• 26:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You are right where you're supposed to be. You're 26.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You get, you get easily entertained by some things. You also have some deep thoughts. Like, you're in that middle ground of building to be a human.

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  That means a lot. I never think you'd say that.

• 27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, there's two other sides, and these are the, these are the polar opposites.

• 27:05Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 27:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, when you are overly happy, things are going good.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't happen much.

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't, and it really doesn't. It really does. Let's just be honest. Maybe one out.

• 27:14Peyton Hardin?

  I can't remember the last time.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  One out, once a month.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  I just can't remember the last time I was overly happy. Everything is, everything's gray, man.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so when you're overly happy, you immediately revert to like 11 years old.

• 27:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, you wanna go buy a [__] toy, and like, "Oh, let me get, make the McDouble, have fun." "Let's go, let's go play and do things. Let's just, let's just kick stuff around 'cause we can." Like, you've, you've been quoted saying this at 26-year-old.

• 27:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  "Just mess it up 'cause we can." Like, you become a little boy.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Those 'cause I'm a rock star, yeah.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, when you're sad, when you're in them deep, dark trenches, boy, you're a [__] and tired. You literally become Fidel Castro, but you are, you are immediately 50 years old with a vengeance towards everyone. People that are in your corner, people that you love. You are just like, "Ah!"

• 28:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, that's just who you are, and you gotta grow.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to grow with you to understand it, and understand, "Okay, he'll be okay, he'll be okay." But yeah, you are, all at once, you're 12.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  26, 50.

• 28:25Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's, I think, I think that's why I'm so well-rounded, is 'cause I have all of that in me. I think I spent most of the time in the adolescent range until y'all ran on my parade. Like, I feel like I'm overly happy a lot, and then y'all come through, and then y'all are like, "Oh."

• 28:38Cameron Kennedy?

  We ran on your parade?

• 28:39Peyton Hardin?

  "Peyton's weird, oh, [__] you." "Look at, look at his back when he bends over." Like, it's like, nothing to make me feel good. Why would you laugh so hard?

• 28:50Peyton Hardin?

  Like yo, anytime, I get my like, once every six months happiness and y'all are like,

• 28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not true. No, first off, but you, you pick your pockets of happiness at just

• 28:59Peyton Hardin?

  I have no control.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 5:45 in the morning, you're like, dude, you wanna fuck my, it's just like, it's like, my eyes aren't even open. My eyes aren't open. You're a grown man talking about, hey, hold on, hold my butt, hold my for me. Like,

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'll be like, you wanna rate each other's feet? Like, we'll like, do that.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me cuddle and scratch you with my big toe. Get out of here, weirdo.

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  That makes me happy.

• 29:22Cameron Kennedy?

  But then, and then you'll shut me down. 3pm, when other people hit their little, oh, it's almost, it's almost the end of the day, we got some done. Oh, let's do it, boys. You're like this, everyone go home. I don't wanna see your face. I don't wanna, I don't wanna even think of you till next Tuesday. Get out of here. And you're, and that's you. And I'm just like, what the? I call you, maybe it's, oh, bro, you wanna hop on a game?

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  You never call me for that.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You only call-

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you always shoot it down! You know, no, you call me, no, Cam calls me, Cam calls me, cause he wants something, or Malachi's doing something. Now, I'm always happy with the Malachi calls. 99% of the time, when I get a phone call from Cam or Liv, I just hope that I don't see either of their faces and it's Malachi going.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, when you call me and I answer, what does it sound like?

• 30:04Peyton Hardin?

  When I call you?

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  When you FaceTime me and I answer the phone, what do I say?

• 30:09Peyton Hardin?

  I answer, you'll answer, you go, not looking at me, you'll go, yeah, yeah, hold on, so, hey, yeah, guys, and I'm gonna go over there too later. Wait, what'd you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll spend two and a half minutes looking at you and you won't speak to me.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly what will happen.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's fair. This is you. Brring, brring, brring. Oh, it's Peyton. Or no, no, actually, I'm calling you. Sorry, I'm calling you.

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  So you're Peyton?

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm you.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  What the fuck do you want? What do you want? What? Right now, you, you only have four seconds. I'm being off, alright.

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Speak now or literally don't talk to me. How am I supposed to come with, "Oh, P, I love you so much", when your opening statement is, "What the [__] do you want?"

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think, do you think you don't have any responsibility over that? Because, let's take it back to Nashville. Let's take it back to Nashville.

• 30:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 30:59Peyton Hardin?

  We went to Nashville this last week, right? We went to this street called Broadway.

• 31:04Cameron Kennedy?

  We did?

• 31:04Peyton Hardin?

  Now, let me just break down Nashville real quick. If you don't know what Broadway is, basically it's a street full of bars. It's just a great place to bar hop, listen to live white music. It is, it's a beautiful place, right? It's fantastic. Now, like, on, on one hand, you can count all the ethnic people on that street. It, you know-

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You go-

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce was like, Pierce was like, "Can we stay here next time?" Like, that's, that's how bad it was.

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Company movement, company movement!

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I, I was in my bag on Broadway. Like, I love, I love drinking, I love having a good time. Before I get into what Cam did, let me say, there's not that many people getting married in Nashville. Now, I, there is, the amount of bridal parties on Broadway is a sin.

• 31:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, it is, it is, it is pure [__].

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd think everyone in the country that's getting married has to go to Nashville. Like, that's where you get your marriage passport papers.

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  I think what it's starting to be is, a bunch of these people just want a vacation to Nashville, but they need an excuse, they're like, "I'll marry this guy."

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. And then they'll go- "No, I'm not gonna go look at the shirtless cowboy and do a honky-tonk off six shots of Rumple."

• 32:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I looked at-

• 32:16Cameron Kennedy?

  "Why would I ever do that?"

• 32:16Peyton Hardin?

  I looked at some, at some of the brides, and I was like, "There's no way somebody locked that down."

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  Like, wanted to spend the rest of their days with that.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "Yeah, I'm getting married." I'm like, "What the [__]?"

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, "Which one are you, the bride?" She's like, "Me." I'm like-

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Oh, is the groom Shrek?"

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  Father forgive me. I mean, that's what happened. But we were on Nashville, we were on Broadway. And I was excited, I was having a good time. Cam was in one of those weird bags that he gets. And we all know that weird bag that Cam gets in. No, we know the weird bag. I was not in a weird bag in Nashville. Weird bag where you don't know if he's upset or he's mad. It's like, and me and Pierce say, yes or no, is Cam being a little weird towards Peta? We say that all tour, right? Yes, they rage bait the piss out of him. It's not a rage bait, that's how it... See, look how he talks to me. Oh my god. Yeah, look how he talks to me. Oh my god, I wanna... Oh, I almost did. Oh, that was deep. Whoa, that's probably the deepest I've ever been, that was a little scary. That's how you know I'm not about it, for real. You said that to me that one time. Oh no, I legit think I broke my skin. What? I did that to you? You said that to me one time.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Oh! Well, we were on Broadway, right? And I'm in, when I get in my adventurer's bag, I wanted to go do some rock and roll shit, right? Yeah. I wanna go do some, like, I wanna go jump off some, like, break a window. Like, that's my fun. When I, when I'm finally happy, I wait months to finally feel joy. And so I finally feel this joy on Broadway in Nashville. I see, in the middle of the street, this bus drive by. Now, it's not just a regular bus, it is a school bus, right? That they gut it out, the middle's all gone. You, you, there's no roof, there's no side, it's just a front, where the driver is, and like, a back. All the middle's exposed, no seats in there.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  It looked like a Fortnite battle bus. Yes, and there's, like, there's girls, dancing, drinking, some gargoyle brides in there, eating some...

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  You get on the bus, she's like, "Welcome."

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, "Your seat's in the back." It's like...

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, wow! I'm talking about me! Wow, my seat's in the back! I was talking about me getting on the bus! Be careful. I was talking about getting on the back! That's Nashville!

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Get to the back!

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  Get your back!

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, but I told Cam, I said, Cam, I want to get on the bus. That would be really fun. Cam goes, not a chance in hell I get on that bus. And immediately my mood is ruined.

• 35:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That, okay, first off.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  That's how you treat me and I don't think you understand that.

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not me treating you bad. Listen, you wanted to go on a Fortnite battle bus with monsters in downtown Nashville and we know, only God knows where the bus is driving. They don't have a route on the side. They go straight to a cliff.

• 35:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No clue. I was enjoying the bars that you were also enjoying that you picked the bars.

• 35:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So you have set this precedent. I have followed. I like it. We're having a great time.

• 35:33Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit a 180, dude, let's go take a brick and break into a place.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, maybe not. Let's just get on that bus.

• 35:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, hey, personal opinion, don't really want to get on the nasty big little metal bus. It's gonna be hot. Don't know what drinks they have.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, but that's not fun, right? We're on this, we're the last two shows we want to have fun.

• 35:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just me. The same way, now what if I said, dude, I really feel like hooping right now. Let's go get some fives on, man.

• 36:00Peyton Hardin?

  That doesn't hap-

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go to KB's. We can play.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  We did do that.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Why not again? It was fun.

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  He did invite us.

• 36:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact, but what if I said, what if I do, let's go to a video game bar and compete? It's gonna be sick.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  I tried-

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go play drunk UFC for two and a half hours.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  Are you kidding? I tried to do that in Dunedin. I tried to go to a video game bar and play video games in the middle of the day and y'all two were like, I'm going back and I'm taking a nap. Cam wanted to go get that size we talked about by that captive woman that we talked about on Patreon, if you want to know.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, if the Dunedin, what, the, the-

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  Dunedin, whatever.

• 36:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If Dunedin had a video game bar.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  It did, it was sick.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably had an Atari in it.

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was so sick.

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way they had a Playstation, let alone an Xbox, let alone a PC.

• 36:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was this bar you walked into it and like, you know, regular bars you sit around? People were sitting there drinking beers, but each seat had a controller and there were screens out there and then there was arcade machines all around the back. It was sick and I invited y'all, but all you wanted to do is get rubbed on by a hostage. I don't know what you wanted to do. Touch yourself at 8 a.m. I don't know.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, first-

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I don't know. This is where I travel with.

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, oh.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no. Because you have done the exact same thing.

• 37:17Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 37:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You have done the exact same thing.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  But when it's us, uh, boo, everyone sucks, everyone hates Payton. Eh, when it's you, it's, oops, oops, Boston. We were all supposed to go out and eat dinner.

• 37:30Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, I don't want to go out anywhere in Boston. I didn't feel safe. No one in Boston liked me.

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We were supposed to go out and you said, no, I'm gonna DoorDash. And then we said, what the hell? That was the vibe for everyone. You even said it and you go, uh, mind change. DoorDash on the way. Y'all go. Win. Oh! No.

• 37:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That was Boston.

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what happened in Boston? Explain it. After a show, before a show, wha- wha- wha- I don't understand.

• 37:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, so, it was the day before the show. Because Boston was the first of that leg, so we got there the night before. Next day was the show. We got there, we were all chilling, whatever, supposed to go out and eat. Okay?

• 38:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember this.

• 38:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's because me, Cam, Liv and Robbie all went to McDonald's. We ended up going to McDonald's. Remember, we were supposed to go to a restaurant. Y'all.

• 38:15Peyton Hardin?

  We were supposed to go to a restaurant.

• 38:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That was y'all's fault because, no, we had done, no, no, listen. We had done something that whole day.

• 38:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes!

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  We had done something that whole day. And then I was curating, trying to figure out what we're gonna do. And all, like, what we're going to go eat. I was involved in the planning of that. I said, yes. I said, let's, let's go eat. And then y'all have no spines and no backbones. When I was offering stuff, y'all were just ignoring me. And I was texting in the group message, where are we gonna eat? Where are we gonna eat? Y'all are gonna... You gave us two minutes! It was two...

• 38:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's a f**k, bye.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it literally...

• 38:45Peyton Hardin?

  We could go look, we could look, no, it was like 15.

• 38:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was not 15.

• 38:47Peyton Hardin?

  It was, but first off...

• 38:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it not? But first off...

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  You were there, was it not?

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  People were getting ready.

• 38:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, you, no, okay, but the thing is, no one was responding to me. No, and then that's the problem. And so I was hungry and I already don't really like y'all that much. And so I was like, I'm going to go eat by myself.

• 39:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy.

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  And then y'all ended, eh, no, it's not why, it's because y'all do want it to smoke.

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 39:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, were y'all not high?

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That hap- that happened regardless. We were waiting...

• 39:14Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that...

• 39:15Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all wanted to smoke.

• 39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That happened regardless, though. We, the plan was, we're all gonna go eat. And then because people didn't respond immediately to you, you said, ah, DoorDash him. Don't care.

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 39:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and I don't want to get on a dirty metal bus. It's the end of the world and I suck and I'm in a mood. It's Payton, it can't be the way to Payton.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's different because Cam's on a seafood diet.

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I, I was forced to answer my door, answer my door shirtless the other day at my house. I feel like how he didn't even acknowledge the seafood diet. No, that was fantastic. I, I'm a hungry gal. Oh, you know what that is? Oh, seafood, you eat it. Okay. No. I don't think they got it. Definitely not bass and trout.

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Robbie's like, I've been said that. Okay, in my, in my, my, my heavier set current state. Yeah, you're thick. Yeah, I was forced to answer my door shirtless. You forced it. How are you forced to answer a door shirtless? We had a grocery delivery of three items. Oh, yeah, I remember. I think Liv told me about this. Three items. It was water and formula and like a baby jar of food for the baby. Ding dong. I, I, first off, I'm in my drawers. Like, I'm in straight underwear. Right. And I go, okay, just drop it. Yeah. And she doesn't leave. Ding dong. I go, oh my God. And now I'm looking through the app. Yeah. This woman hits a double ding dong. You never double ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. If you double ding dong. What the? It's when firearms come out.

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. So I put shorts on, but I'm right there. So I answer the door. And this woman looks at me and goes, oh, that's the first thing that came in her mouth. Oh. And I went, what the is that? What kind of response is that? And then she goes, what? Yeah, she goes, whoa. And I went, whoa, for four ding dongs. Yeah. I go, thanks. Yeah. Then I have to sign something, which I've never had to sign before. She's using some illegal third-party app. I had to sign her phone that was just in like a notes app. I said, that's, I think that's, that's some form of illegal activity. Right. I get the, as she's leaving, she takes a double take. She double takes your body? Yes. I mean, it's a wonder. I literally, I grabbed the one bag. Yeah. And I go, thanks a lot. And she goes, oh, yeah. They're like, I can see his heartbeat through his nipples.

• 41:33Cameron Kennedy?

  My nipples are

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, wait, so what's the, what's the problem? That she, the problem that you had, I don't, first of all, I don't know what, having to answer your door

• 41:40Cameron Kennedy?

  She wasn't leaving.

• 41:41Peyton Hardin?

  You could equal, you could put on a shirt, just the same way you put on shorts.

• 41:45Cameron Kennedy?

  But the shorts were right by the door.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  You could put on, you could put on a shirt.

• 41:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  And I have this thing, I, maybe it's the way I was raised, because my dad used to answer the bo, the door booty butt naked. Swear to God, Mark would, Mark would let it hang on the front door.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Your dad's sitting there flaccid.

• 42:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Opening a door to a FedEx man.

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, whoever was knocking. He would check if it was a Girl Scout, then he'd put on some shorts.

• 42:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir, would, could we like to offer you some thin, ahhhh! Your dad's just like, I'll take four boxes.

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I, I'm under the guise of, I'm under the thinking, if I answer my door, I can be in any state I, I, I want to be.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's true, but I'm not comfortable with my body.

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that's a personal problem.

• 42:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So, leave my baby's food on my doorstep and get out of here.

• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I, I, I don't agree with you on that. I think you could have put on a shirt. I think, and there's one thing, I think you need to accept about yourself.

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh oh.

• 42:40Peyton Hardin?

  You look for mystery. You look for mystery.

• 42:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 42:44Peyton Hardin?

  You, you like, you like that little gray area. You wanted to see the reaction you were gonna get of your transparent nips. Like, that's, that's the game you play. You always are in that little like, what are they gonna say about this?

• 42:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, so funny, but so not true.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's true.

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I do not hunt for mystery.

• 43:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I do not.

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  You open that door that no one knows where he goes to.

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, and she's ding donging again, ding dong again, I go, I go, no. I go to the door and open it, no shot. I would argue, I would argue that's you. A, that is choosing to open his door butt naked?

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's my door.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, it's also, that's now your murder mystery. That is your little smut book that is being written in real time.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  I really want a smut book.

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you do.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  I really do.

• 43:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you read?

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, they're, oh my God, I don't want to say it.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember in LA?

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, yeah, we can't, but, hell, that was one too, boy, that was, that was a wick, crazy dedication.

• 43:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dedicated to, crazy dedication.

• 43:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, we're back, and P.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir.

• 43:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Two days ago, I went to a grocery store, very simple. We had to re-up on groceries, tour is over. Spent a lot of money, way too much money.

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  I saw your vlog.

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Way too much money.

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But I found something, I found a little gem, a little hidden gem. It's something you love, and something I like.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating it.

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Fused into one.

• 44:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating anything.

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're not eating anything?

• 44:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Something you love, I like, fused together, and I said, "Holy [__] could go wrong." That's perfect. So I, I picked one up, and I bought.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Popcorn from hell. It's the hottest [__] popcorn.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  I told you, I'm not eating anything.

• 44:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The first one is literally called popcorn from hell.

• 44:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, extreme microwave popcorn.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  Have, have, have a kicking day.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So there's three packs in here.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  Not eating it.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And as a gentleman and a beautiful broad, I was gonna allow you to pick. Oh, you're eating it. There's a spontaneous combustion. It's kicking Carolina Reaper, or popcorn from hell.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  I had, oh no, I had the Carolina-

• 45:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're dense too.

• 45:06Peyton Hardin?

  We still have an episode to record.

• 45:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're dense.

• 45:09Peyton Hardin?

  I can't eat all this right now.

• 45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the beauty.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  We're not gonna be able to finish the pod.

• 45:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're gonna finish, we might just have a little, little bit of delusion running through the-

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Popcorn hell.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  The one with the flavors is literally called popcorn from hell.

• 45:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so, so, okay, so habanero is the least spicy, ghost pepper is medium, California Reaper is the most. What did I eat at the news?

• 45:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Carolina Reaper.

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm not doing that [__] yet.

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so we're either going-

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the one I pulled is Carolina Reaper.

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  This is the world's hottest popcorn, I don't, oh, Jesus Christ.

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 45:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I can smell that, it is horrible.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Even the scent is like, kinda toxic.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't, I don't, oh, let me see it.

• 45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, now this could actually ruin someone, cuz that just looks like buttery popcorn, oh my god.

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  Why does it say gourmet on it?

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, don't put your nose on it. Holy [__]. Don't put, like, don't take a big whiff.

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I can't eat that.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But it looks good, you can't even lie.

• 46:03Peyton Hardin?

  I can, now I feel like I can smell two blocks down. It's opening me up, that's like a dirt tech.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I forgot to tell you, there's one more wrinkle.

• 46:10Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna be giving you a quiz while you eat the world's hottest popcorn.

• 46:16Cameron Kennedy?

  My brain's already at half speed now. Brother, I don't do hot- About to crank you down to a quarter. Oh, god. Dude, now, I've never seen this many black specks on a popcorn. No, lot of black, lot of red, but the corn looks good. Okay. Alright. Do I, do I, should I pop one before the first question? Let's do that, yeah, let's do that, let's do that. Give it a good taste test, Carolina Reaper popcorn. Okay. What kind of quiz is this? Uh, simple knowledge quiz for teens.

• 46:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you smarter than a 5th grader gets me every time? Alright, here we go. Carolina Reaper popcorn. Give it a couple. Bad thing is, I'm starving. And you're hungry and you love a good corn. No, no, no, no. No, no.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I've kept- Oh, no. I've kept it on the left side of my mouth and it's like- I feel like, I feel like Two-Face right now, this is, this is- This is bad, hurry, hurry to the question. Okay. Uh, what iconic company did Steve Jobs start at? Um- Apple. Yes, okay, here we go, here we go. What is the largest mammal in the world?

• 47:24Cameron Kennedy?

  K-Rob.

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a blue whale.

• 47:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. What year was Joe Biden elected president?

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Completely wrong, here we go. Wait, am I supposed to eat it after each one that I get wrong? Oh my god, every time you get one wrong, you eat another piece. Oh my god, starting now, you have to get five right to end the quiz. Starting now. The bad thing is, I'm starving. In what city can you find the Eiffel Tower? City? No way, I gave you a lob, I'm trying to let you recover. Paris. Yes, there we go. Oh, this leg is a wreck. Oh, this is a guaranteed piece of popcorn, name the five Great Lakes. Just Great Lakes.

• 48:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You think one of them's an ocean? Uh, Chicago. Chicago Lake?

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole internet said that the Chicago lake was a lake and not an ocean. It's the Lake Michigan and Superior Ontario Huron and Erie. Go ahead and take a pop. Huron? You got that boy on that hair on? No, your grandma spoke hair on! I think there's a pimple forming on my nose. No, you need to go to the right side. Your left side is blazed. Oh god, he did two. What a real one. I'm starving, I'm gonna do a little more. How many nights of Hanukkah are there? Twelve. Eight, take another. Pierce, you should help me.

• 48:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here's a lot. I'm trying to get to the finish line. What galaxy do we live in? Milky Way. Ah, dude, I was about to say, you gotta eat the whole bag. My lips are numb. Okay, okay. Feels like I just drank half of Jack Daniels, my lips feel... Where was the game of checkers invented? What the? China?

• 49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Egypt.

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, the... Where's the scent getting to me? Water? No, I... I got a little bit? Yeah, so it's over after. No, it's not. No, it's not. My legs are sweating, bro, look at that. Which country did the Olympics start? France. Greece, take another pop!

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on, just give me a break. Slow down on the questions.

• 49:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Slow down. Your lip is watering. Dude, my shins are wet. Oh my god, they are glistening! I said one piece, you're getting handfuls! I'm hungry. Nooo. I'm a masochist.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How many stars are in our solar system? Are you kidding me?

• 49:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gotta be more than six. There's only one. It's the sun.

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What about the dipper in the? They're all far, far away, like George Lucas. The Big Dipper, the Little Dip, the North Star! Oh, they're not with us, we just see them. I think we need to put out a poll on that one. Oh, here we go. How long is a giraffe's tongue? Oh wow. Crazy thing, is this supposed to be simple knowledge?

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That got in my mouth, bro. Yeah. Your burp got in my mouth.

• 50:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You still owe me two pieces. Chest pain, what? Really? Egypt for checkers and stars for our solar system. Alright, I'm gonna throw you lots, we gotta get you out of here. Which country has the world's largest population? India. China, take another piece!

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel bad. I just watched you go from laugh to cry. I watched you go from laugh to tears. Oh, man. Oh, man. Here we go. How many bones do sharks have? One. Zero. Take another piece.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so impressive.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. I mean, I'm giving you the simplest.

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  They're on spines? I'm giving you the simplest. I literally feel like I'm on an acid trip right now. Which direction is jet lag worse?

• 51:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like east or west? Traveling east. There we go. There we go. There we go. One more. One more. Oh, my God. I gotta... How many time zones are there in the whole world? Come on, think, think, think. How many time zones? How many time zones in the whole world? GST, PST, NCT, NCAA.

• 51:48Cameron Kennedy?

  HDTV, MLB.

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  NRG. Careful. Oh, whoa. Oh, oh, there's water everywhere.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't. No, don't. It's a good ball cap. Don't ruin it. Good ball cap. What was the question? Last one. How many time zones are there in the whole world? Think of your whole day. Oh. My whole day? Think of a whole day. 24 hours. How many time zones? 24. Give it up for Peyton, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for Peyton. Carolina Reaper popcorn while taking teen knowledge quiz. You got... Oh, you got way more wrong, but hell, you made it out alive. Now, immediately post-game interview, scale of 1 to 10, how hot's popcorn?

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't ask for its flavor. How hot is it? I can't tell if I'm peeing or bleeding out of my penis right now. Oh.

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, no, you gotta stop touching. Gotta get the digits away from the nose canal. Oh, my God, you touched it. I'll give you 30 dollars if you lick the juice off my knuckles. Oh, that's gotta be a kink. That's gotta be something deep rooted. I've seen it about it. Oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, those are acidic burps. All right, give me a break.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't feel good.

• 53:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  I was already a little under the weather when we came in.

• 53:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I heard that too. You have like a little gurgle in the throat.

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, now I'm, now I'm really messed up.

• 53:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I ask you a question about, about coitus?

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's your favorite thing to talk about.

• 53:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no. I just have a, I have a very, a thought process behind this.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's going on?

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, back in your, back in our younger days, right?

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, so much better at it.

• 53:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, is it bad? Cause I was talking to Liv and I, I've just opened up and I was vulnerable with her and I told her that when we got down to the old scoop, boot and boogie, it was time to do the, do old tango. I told her I used to eat clean meals before I'd go out to her grandpa's house for

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to prioritize my nutrition. If I knew I was gonna get some.

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, there's a couple places, there's a couple places I could ask.

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it for like, like, you know, you're about to do a lot of cardio? You don't want to catch a cramp?

• 54:08Peyton Hardin?

  It was more blood flow. I said, I don't want a lot of grease in the valves. I need to make sure I'm eating clean. And my blood can just oxygen, everything can work properly. And I, I can be at MVP performance.

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You want a natural honey pack?

• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes.

• 54:22Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit, a little bit more salmon.

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit more tomato.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  Salmon omega 3.

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Hell, I said fish oils.

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, yeah, you're cooking it up?

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  Hell, throw some L-glutamine in there. Let's really get the blood.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's weird. You never did that.

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you're just blessed. You're blessed beyond belief.

• 54:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think I was just, but at that age, I was so athletic. I mean, I could, I could go through a brick wall. Like, there wasn't much that was holding me back.

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I probably couldn't go through the wall, but I could jump decent for a white guy. You know what I'm saying? I could get up there a little bit if I had.

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was talking about, I was talking about, I could, I could go through a wall.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I would break.

• 54:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, no.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And it break.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a shoehorn.

• 55:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, sorry.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah, I used to eat real clean.

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's so strange.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  As.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  At what time did that stop?

• 55:10Cameron Kennedy?

  High levels of insecurity, probably last year.

• 55:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. That, as soon as Liv was back.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Cameron Kennedy?

  As soon as I said, ah, this, this.

• 55:18Peyton Hardin?

  She's not going nowhere.

• 55:19Cameron Kennedy?

  She's not going nowhere. I said, give me, give me a, give me a quarter.

• 55:21Peyton Hardin?

  Is it weird I used to spray cologne before the act?

• 55:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'd give me myself a little spray, one, two, just so I can smell myself.

• 55:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I, now I've seen things that you, I, can I drop a bomb? Can I drop a?

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm very nervous that you're about to say.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop a jewel for the people.

• 55:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I say everything online.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't have anything to do with Quidas.

• 55:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I have seen this man get sweaty. This is meet and greets. This is before public. This is maybe, maybe we're recording. We got sweaty in the studio, but we gotta go to the mall afterwards.

• 55:49Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally.

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  I think this is public knowledge.

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Takes cologne.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And sprays.

• 55:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Your bare.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'll spray my.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'll spray my snail trail with that.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  I got to.

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I mean, I could start.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there looking at.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  I could start a third world war with my. Like it is, I could, I could, I could literally make the blind see with what comes out of this. This rectum. Now, you know what I mean?

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you're just looking down. You're looking down at that old male snail.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  I could have.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're going.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I could have cleared out a soup kitchen during the great depression. That's how bad. It would have stunk. You know what I mean? Like people wouldn't even want to eat and that's the only thing they could do.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I just don't understand the two things.

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  One, performance. I really don't get it.

• 56:39Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 56:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what it is. No one's smelling your fart star.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you'd be surprised.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And second, second is how does that not?

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Physically.

• 56:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Physically tangle or sting.

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Especially if I got a cut.

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If I, if I spray it strong enough right here.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, ah, dang.

• 57:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's strange.

• 57:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's seeping into my veins.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 57:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Like I'm spitting up a bergamot.

• 57:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're spraying it on your bare.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got ood dripping off my. Like it is, it is, it is bad.

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But you'd rather that, you would rather that.

• 57:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Than.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  The other way, because I've had a girl, no, there was a girl I was talking to deeply heavenly. We're getting to that point of contention where if you really want to be with me, you gotta be with all of me, right? She was in my suitcase, right? She was in my suitcase and she pulled out these, these pairs of shorts. Oh, God forbid. And I was like, if we're gonna do this, you gotta know all of me. You wanna be, you wanna, you join this family. You gotta do initiation. It's like getting jumped into the, to the Rolling Sixties crib.

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Getting loked out.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, she, she raises them up. The shorts, you go.

• 57:59Peyton Hardin?

  She's like. And I go, she's like.

• 58:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, but she goes, she picks them up and she goes, Peyton, are these clean? And I don't know. And, and this point in life, where I was at, I don't, I don't know if it was clean. I don't know. Odds are. And I said, and I was like, this is really gonna test if she's here for the long haul. Oh. And I said, take a sniff. Now, normally, when people sniff test some clothes, you can get a sign of sweat, a sign of must. If you, but if you sniff test my shorts. I, I actually, oh my God. I was actually thinking, I just had a response. Yeah. You get physical responses. Yeah, it smells like the room where they embalm people. Like.

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  I mean. Never smelled bad. It smells like trench warfare. Yeah. After three days of consecutive rainfall. Yeah, it smells, it, it, oh, it smells like Captain Phillips when he got lost at sea.

• 59:02Peyton Hardin?

  It is. It is bad. Yeah, careful. Yeah. But she, she ended up smelling them. And there was a visceral sign of disgust in her face. And I saw the moment where she looked in my eyes. And was debating, is this the last time I ever see these eyes again? No, oh, oh. Yeah. I, but here's the thing, I would argue. She stuck around until I farted in the car.

• 59:29Peyton Hardin?

  You ever farted so bad? Yeah, yeah. You drive like that? With that leg up? He literally drives just like this. With that leg up? I think Robbie was in the car when that happened. Robbie was here.

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It comes out immediately, he's getting pushed back by the fence.

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes, it's right there in those Tesla vents.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  And it smelled so bad in there. Like normally when you smell a bad fart in a car, big, oh my god. It was like both of them, it was Kay Robb and her at the time. They went like this.

• 59:57Peyton Hardin?

  They couldn't even react. They just scrunched their face up.

• 1:00:02Peyton Hardin?

  It was not, and it made me self-conscious. I was like, I didn't know I could produce that.

• 1:00:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, my, now god bless her, I'm gonna air my wife out. Oh, god bless her.

• 1:00:10Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife smells like shit sometimes.

• 1:00:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no!

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Get Liv after a Pilates session?

• 1:00:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, oh, no, no, yeah, no, I didn't know you were talking about workout. Oh god, her sweat's putrid. Oh, oh my god, you can make a gas bomb out of that.

• 1:00:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh god. Oh, oh, it's bad, man. Oh my god, dude, when she, it's something to do with her father's genes. Anyone that shares his blood, when they're done sweating, it is, I mean, it's rank. It is rank, god bless Zoe's heart too, oh god. Oh dude, when they, when they work out, it is, I mean, it's, it's seriously bad. You know, one day, I, one day, I went out of my way to do her laundry, that's how bad it was? She got home from workout, and her, she had a whole thing of laundry.

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So the sweaty nasty clothes were just sitting right on top.

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was so bad, that I went, and I'm doing laundry today. And I literally did her load, so I wouldn't smell that.

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And god bless her, like, and that's the thing, her body odor, never bad.

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:01:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Never onion, never burger, none of that, it's like, like she could sweat for two days straight. But if she is making her body sweat, if it's physical exercise, it is, I mean, it is sewage.

• 1:01:18Peyton Hardin?

  A barbell.

• 1:01:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like the rust just goes into her, like, blood.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, something about laundry I was thinking about, I think we are in prehistoric times with laundry. Like, I think we have so much advanced technology, that we shouldn't still be doing laundry like that. Like, I feel like a pilgrim every time I do, and I don't do my laundry.

• 1:01:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, you never, but. You literally have a nice washing dryer.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I have the, I have a nice laund- but you understand what I'm saying. I have a nice laundry.

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't even know what it is. You're just like, I got, it's nice. I go, what brand? You're like, oh.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  I got a nice laund- and dryer.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's great. But I feel in 2025, I mean, we got robots making me sushi. We got a little robot bringing me a coffee in an airport.

• 1:02:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's what we're doing to clean clothes? And I still gotta air dry some of my nicer garments? There's no mode for nice garment? Like, nice garment mode? Don't air dry.

• 1:02:18Cameron Kennedy?

  On the dial, it just says expensive.

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, just clean it. Like, why do I still, and why are my clothes shrink- I don't know how to not make my clothes shrink in the dryer.

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just, I mean, that is, that you're probably doing drying way too hot.

• 1:02:28Peyton Hardin?

  I have to.

• 1:02:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They have an air fluff. No, they don't.

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  I have to, or they will stay wet.

• 1:02:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You, multiple rounds. Now, I agree with you.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't do that. I don't have time for that.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But I challenge you.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  I, I work way too hard.

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  We're worried too hard to do multiple, multiple cycles. I challenge you to explain a more futuristic way for our clothes to be done. Outside of click a button, throw a pod, throw all your clothes, they're all clean.

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like some Timmy Turner shiny teeth and me, whenever they would throw.

• 1:02:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  You never heard shiny teeth?

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Shining teeth and me?

• 1:02:58Peyton Hardin?

  My shiny teeth and me, shiny teeth, shiny teeth, my shiny teeth that sparkle, just like the stars in space.

• 1:03:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And this was Timmy?

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, that was Chip Skylark.

• 1:03:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Why the hell did you say Timmy Turner?

• 1:03:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was on Timmy Turner's show, Fairly Odd Parents. You, you remember Chip Skylark? He could have got it back in the day. He made me question my sexuality.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  I never had a desire of a man, but I, I even tried after that.

• 1:03:35Peyton Hardin?

  I thought we were gonna save space.

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  Oh, we are.

• 1:03:39Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all never checked the undergarments of like your G.I. Joe? See what he was working with?

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:03:45Peyton Hardin?

  What the? Dude? Ow!

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  Why was there a bulge there?

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  And that's what I went to go figure out. I said, "What are you working with?" Looked the same as mine, just a little nubby. I'm sorry. CJ's like, "I still check mine." Literally, all I remember from Timmy Turner's large fried chocolate shake! You're over here. Teeth my white and chips sky lark and I never desire- I saw CJ kissing one of his dolls in his room. I walked in, he was making out with a little doll he had. Like a little action figure. He had the cool lighting on. It was the Donatello!

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  And he got mad at me, he said, "Knock!"

• 1:04:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I have a Would You Rather, right? Right, and we're still go- okay, we can still go. No, I'm just, like, you, you have a skill of saying- And then it's just gone. There's no way! Oh, yeah. You said something that literally sucked the air out of this room. Oh, yeah, but that's why, why though? I got a Would You Rather, like-

• 1:04:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's not that big of a deal. You spill your entire beverage. Oh, my god, it looks like melted butter.

• 1:04:56Peyton Hardin?

  Your urine ever have a fizz in it, like a, like a beer coat? Dude, it looks like a, like a Guinness, like a warm Miller. Dude, I pissed and it looked like a Guinness the other day. I, my piss was near brown. Like, it wa- it was so orange, it was brown, I said, "I need water now." You ever pissed and smelled what you ate? Oh, yeah, asparagus. I got asparagus pissed real- No, not asparagus, I was like, "That's the number three." Now, I've never smelled that. I had, now, bologna one time, believe it or not. I had a bologna fold over and I pissed, I said, "Dad, that's about as liquid form as that can get." I said, "Holy, I can smell, I can even smell the little red tape you're pulling off the edges." I never understood the body. Do you understand that, how weird that is? The body? Why don't I pee out of my butt? Like, genuinely. Like, I don't understand that, and that's a good question. It's a good question. Right, we're talking about urine and poo poo.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  We're talking about the body cycle of releasing what we ate. Yes. Why, when I drink, it comes out of the front, and why, when I eat, it comes out the back? How does my body know this is liquid, this is solid? Cause it's extremely smart, and one hole's yay big? One hole's yay big. Mind is not-

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Your butt is it that big?

• 1:06:01Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:06:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd argue you're way bigger. No, no, stop. No, stop. Can I see that? No, stop. I said one hole's yay big and one hole's yay-

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, there's not that much differration in the holes of my front and my back.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That is ea- that's easily a, that's easily a dust star.

• 1:06:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can, if, if mine was like that, I could s- I could see my heart.

• 1:06:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking, I'm not talking about, okay, now granted, you're not getting-

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's like-

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cam's like-

• 1:06:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm s- I'm saying when you poop, you've never had a poop that big?

• 1:06:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I've had some tingers though.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, so you're-

• 1:06:38Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry to everybody that's eating.

• 1:06:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, this is wicked.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  Let's just get off the nastiness, let's be honest gentlemen here.

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, why do I not piss out of that and poop out of here?

• 1:06:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a, it's an honest question, I don't understand the body, I never got that far. Why, but, but how does the science of that work? Where's the, is there a membrane here that's like, this, where we have a regulator being like-

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's a guy that literally blocks off the code, he's like, solid, eh eh eh eh eh, you gotta go that way. It tries to creep, he's like, nope, keep it pushing, liquid, he's just down there working.

• 1:07:05Peyton Hardin?

  Do you genuinely not know?

• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not a scientist, no, I don't know, I'm not a bio- biomed major.

• 1:07:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, because that's the thing, I thought you were gonna be like, oh, you're so dumb for asking that question, but I guess I'm not dumb, because it seems like nobody knows why there's a di- why liquid comes out the front and liquid doesn't come out the back. I feel like liquid is so hard to control. You ever seen a dam? You ever seen a river?

• 1:07:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  Like, go, imagine, you're dr- I'm drinking a, I'm drinking a 42 ounce lemonade, right? How the hell is my body controlling, hey, that's gonna come out your urethra?

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  How is that not coming out the back end?

• 1:07:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gotta be different, smaller pipes.

• 1:07:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but how does it know where to go? Isn't that crazy?

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The body's brilliant. Your eyeball is seeing refractions and then reflections of different beams of light and putting together an image all at the exact same time.

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  That makes more sense than your bowel movements.

• 1:07:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but hell, it doesn't.

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  Seeing makes more sense than your bowel movements.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Explain the eyeball.

• 1:08:00Peyton Hardin?

  There's cords.

• 1:08:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There's cords.

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you ever seen some?

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  HDMI, what is it, what is it, huh?

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  RG.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we got the red, green and white back there.

• 1:08:09Peyton Hardin?

  So we have our ball, right?

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  And then there's cords going back to it that send signals to the brain.

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's easy. That's self-explanatory.

• 1:08:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so what do we see?

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  My stomach doesn't have like aircraft system telling it where to go poo poo and pee. No, it doesn't.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You eat or drink all down here.

• 1:08:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It all hits a big sack of goo with poison in it.

• 1:08:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's waves, it breaks down.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  Why does water go to my bladder and food doesn't?

• 1:08:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Because your bladder's not big enough.

• 1:08:37Peyton Hardin?

  How does, how does liquid go to my bladder but food doesn't instantly? I can instantly drink, like chug, I can instantly chug water and it goes to my bladder. I can feel that. I can eat a 32 ounce, a 78 ounce steak.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not eating a 78 ounce steak.

• 1:08:53Peyton Hardin?

  I could try to eat a 78, I could try to eat a 78 ounce steak and I'm gonna feel it in my gut, like not my bladder.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it has to break down.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but explain that, how does it get there?

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine it's all in the same pipe. This one's moving slow and it's breaking down. The water and all the drinks just going right past it.

• 1:09:07Peyton Hardin?

  Then why is it not going to my butt?

• 1:09:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it doesn't need to. Your Johnson is made for pleasure and for pee. Your butt is made to remove waste.

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  I think one of those has a similar reason. I think y'all just need to be a little more open minded.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  Where does a smoothie?

• 1:09:29Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, where does a smoothie go?

• 1:09:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Smoothie's liquid, clear, clean cut.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. I've never pissed out, I've never pissed out of vanilla Hulk.

• 1:09:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you have.

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, I have shat a vanilla, I get, no.

• 1:09:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Actually, you can poop it too, yeah.

• 1:09:41Peyton Hardin?

  I have to poop after a vanilla Hulk because of the dairy. See, why does that work?

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you're lactose intolerant.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Your body gets a drip of milk and goes, hey, shut the, shut, shut, shut, shut. Shut up and back away, 2319.

• 1:09:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's what your body does.

• 1:09:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but, okay, but do you understand?

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but do you understand, do you understand my question? If I drink milk, I don't have to pee ever. I just have to poo. I have to go number two.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like drinking, it's like, it's like drinking chloroform for your body. It's like someone gave you a Molotov and you just go, and then it gets down there.

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  I think I just asked a question that no one's gonna be able to answer.

• 1:10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if there was a singular doctor right here, a singular doctor would go, "You're wrong. This is why, this explains it."

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but the regular human doesn't. The regular human doesn't.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And the regular human doesn't go, "Huh, why don't I pee out of my butt?"

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that's-

• 1:10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  "Why don't I poop out of my..."

• 1:10:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but also that's what, that's what makes me better than everyone.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what, whoa, that's what makes you, because you think-

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Because I think-

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  "Why don't I piss out of my bumhole?" All y'all are like, "Yes, wake up. Yes. Go to sleep. Yes. Drive my car. Yes. Eat." Everything you just said you do every day. Every day you wake up, drive your, you drive your car more than us. And you eat a lot.

• 1:10:58Peyton Hardin?

  Nice your car, better to drive. Now, I found this would you rather online.

• 1:11:05Peyton Hardin?

  I found this would you rather online, and I want to see what y'all think, alright? The quick, the quick insult, "Nice your car, better to drive."

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Would you rather, Cameron Kennedy?

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 1:11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Would you rather get a sharp tooth pain every time you drink water? Like, sharp tooth pain?

• 1:11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no sir.

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Or get randomly slapped by a different stranger every day?

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Randomly slapped every day?

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Like I'm talking about like slapped in the face, just, "Mew."

• 1:11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Randomly slapped every day, 100%.

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  But you can't retaliate back, you can't fight back.

• 1:11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta be a simp to some slaps.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It would really-

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, but do you, imagine you go to a wrestling convention, you go to a weightlifting competition, you know some stranger in there is gonna slap you. I don't think you understand the psycho, the psychosis problems that that will cause.

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever had a molar that feels like someone's literally taking a DeWalt?

• 1:11:59Peyton Hardin?

  What is that?

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  A drill.

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know that.

• 1:12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And drilling into your tooth. Have you ever had that?

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I had, I think I had four root canals before I was nine.

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you-

• 1:12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I had four mini, I, I mean, I was Jaws from 007.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  Root canals?

• 1:12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I had four mini root, like, I had so much cavities, they went in and sawed my [__] out, put me on a little bit of that life dust.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Lisa gave you nothing but red 40.

• 1:12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And, oh, oh my god, and all I got to do was go in a treasure chest and grab stickers when I was done.

• 1:12:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's, you gotta-

• 1:12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Tooth pain?

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You should have got a little more than that, maybe a sticker.

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton, I will take a slap.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  From a random stranger.

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever been slapped in the face? I think that's a problem.

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I have.

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  By who?

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I have been slapped in the face. I have been slapped in the face. I have been slapped in the face.

• 1:12:40Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't feel good. It shit hurts your eyes, your eyes water.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I drink. I drink this multiple ti-

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  You can go without water. You can go without water.

• 1:12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You can Diet Coke, little prayer. You pray to Diet Coke, make a, "Thank you, the Lord of Diet." No, this is a necessity in my everyday life. I can take one slap every 24 hours. That's gonna suck.

• 1:13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Everywhere you go, like, imagine this. You go, you go to Ruby's funeral, because God knows it's coming. You're sitting there, "My sweet Ruby." Just a random-

• 1:13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  She's five.

• 1:13:14Peyton Hardin?

  And she's, looks 40. And she's not aging well, Ken. You gotta, you gotta go get her check.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to take her for walks.

• 1:13:19Peyton Hardin?

  You got to. Show her some love. Imagine, you're at a funeral, right? You're sad, right? Just all of a sudden, just. And you just gotta eat that. Imagine that every day of your life. You don't understand how taxing that is gonna be on your brain. You have bad days, right?

• 1:13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  You have ba- imagine getting, you're just getting randomly slapped on a bad day and you can't retaliate.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That would suck, but I understand the decision I made.

• 1:13:43Peyton Hardin?

  I can, you can go without water.

• 1:13:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can't.

• 1:13:45Peyton Hardin?

  I can't go with somebody slapping me every single day. My facial structure will change. This is the moneymaker.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it won't.

• 1:13:50Peyton Hardin?

  I can't.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it won't. It's a slap. It's one slap every day.

• 1:13:52Peyton Hardin?

  You haven't been slapped in.

• 1:13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna hurt. It's gonna sting, might be a little red, might be embarrassing.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  Then you go to Vegas, right?

• 1:13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  They're doing power slap the same week.

• 1:14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You act like I'm, I'm being like, physically, I have to go to a fight convention.

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just saying, but the probability of a-

• 1:14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll go to GameStop, let a weird little [BLEEP] slap me.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know who it is. You don't know who it is or when it's coming.

• 1:14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. I'll spend my whole day at Comic Con.

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're like

• 1:14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying cuz they're in cosplay. Matter of fact, you drink water every day.

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't. No, I don't. I've gone weeks without water.

• 1:14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, back when you were in a little self-made purgatory. But now, you have a water bottle right there. You drink water at lunch.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I can drink.

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Drink water earlier.

• 1:14:41Peyton Hardin?

  Look, Cam, but you understand, it's just the amount of water you drink. So say I just chug this water bottle. I have my water intake for the day, one little toothache. I'm good. Now I'm good for the day.

• 1:14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, little toothache? Hell, no. You said shooting pain.

• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 1:14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  16 ounces of water is not enough for the day. My god, that's why you smell what you eat. That's why you smell a double quarter pounder. One bottle of water and you're like, I'm good to go.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  I drink more water than the average human being.

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, with that, doing that, 16 ounces of water. You don't understand how little people drink water.

• 1:15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  How unhealthy are we, bubba?

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Like K-Rob, I genuinely, I've known K-Rob for years. I've never seen K-Rob indulge in H2O, like ever. Like, I've never seen it. And I'd be willing to pay K-Rob to drink water. Like, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Like, you've never seen water in your hand.

• 1:15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, we are, we are, we are underestimating the piss out of toothache. I can take a slap. If you had to slap me, or if I got an immediate toothache, right now, you're slapping me. Like, that's

• 1:15:42Peyton Hardin?

  You've never, you've never, you've never really been slapped?

• 1:15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't think you've ever really had a [bleep] up tooth, like a bad tooth.

• 1:15:48Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen my teeth?

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, but, like, I am way more traumatized over toothache than a slap.

• 1:15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've been slapped so hard one time, I thought I had a lazy eye.

• 1:15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That, yeah, then who the, who are you messing with? At what age was this?

• 1:16:00Peyton Hardin?

  You ever slapped, like, in the ear? Like, somebody's trying to slap you in the face, hit you in the ear? Equilibrium, god. He tried to [bleep] my equilibrium.

• 1:16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, equilibrium. No, that's, toothache is criminal.

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, real quick, I love him to death, you brought up K-Rob, I have a question.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, should we put him on the mic or no?

• 1:16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  The level of loudness he gets in public?

• 1:16:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh, he sucks.

• 1:16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you think that is, do you think that is like, it's called for? Like, do you think he can justify, and, to double down, he uses his outdoor voice indoors, and, and, he does speakerphone out in public?

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll take a call on speaker, talking loud as hell in front of everyone?

• 1:16:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  In Ubers, at a table, at a meal, at a restaurant, like?

• 1:16:51Peyton Hardin?

  I want to say this about K-Rob. K-Rob, I think he gets off. I think he gets, I think, I genuinely think he gets a little, I think you get a little freaky in the phone booth to people hearing what you have to say.

• 1:17:04Speaker 04

  No, that's, that's not, I, I don't get pleasure. I think you just don't understand my lineage, we are loud speakers.

• 1:17:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, no, no, no, but it's different.

• 1:17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  K-Rob, about your bloodline.

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  K-Rob, it's different because, like, literally, K-Rob does this thing where he's the last one aboard a plane.

• 1:17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  Like, he makes it a point to be the last one aboard the plane, which is selfish whenever we're trying to leave.

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  That's not, that's not selfish at all.

• 1:17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is. Yeah, because we're trying to leave and we have to wait on you.

• 1:17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Your says group four, go as group four.

• 1:17:32Peyton Hardin?

  And so, look.

• 1:17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  I could be, I could be, I'm in a, I'm in a plane, right, sitting next to Cam. We're at the front of the plane-ish area, right? And we've just seen 30, 40 people go past, 60 people, 70 people go past, and when it just becomes redundant, it just, you don't even see, it's like a blur. From down the hall, not even in the plane, "Boys, what are we getting into up here? What kind of plane is this? What kind of 787? Now, I heard this is 26 years old, you gonna get us there? How long you been flying, bub?" He, I witnessed K-Rob go into the cockpit of a aircraft.

• 1:18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I literally saw that.

• 1:18:10Speaker 04

  She literally told me to. The flight attendant, I just go in. She goes, sir, are you supposed to do that? You, you, you need to ask first. So I was like, hey, am I good to be up here? They're like, you're in here, are you?

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Sure. Yeah. Like, my confirmation said this is a Bellmar 448, but when I got on, clearly looks Boeing, boys. What are we, are we lying to someone? Who's it, what's going on? And another thing about K-Rob, he's too loud. Way too loud. Like, it's not, it's unacceptable. You, you, you, you do your phone on speakerphone. No reason for that. All the time, like, why, but why though? Why? It's gonna, it's gonna say. No, it is, you know, he gets off. He gets off to it.

• 1:18:42Speaker 04

  No, I just get tired of doing this.

• 1:18:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's his cake. And then he'll do this, and then he'll be in my house, in, in my home. In my house, in my living room, when I'm doing something. He'll get on the phone and put it right here. Put it on his chest and just talk.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  That's, that's, I, that's honestly optimal. Like, you just go like this, and he, what's up, bro? Oh, well, you know, normally you got a little bit more lean to her, but hey, you just set it right there. You can just talk away.

• 1:19:06Peyton Hardin?

  And another thing that K-Rob does, another thing that K-Rob does. I don't like how comfortably he is touching strangers.

• 1:19:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, now, now, listen.

• 1:19:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no. Fuck you. No, I don't know. I need to work on it. I really do. I've always been like a close talker and a close, like, interactor. No, he would, oh, my God, he'll be breathing down. I'll get this close to you to talk to you. K-Rob, dude, I've seen, we were in Nordstrom trying to buy clothes, and this lovely, like, 50-year-old woman. She was beautiful. He's a creep.

• 1:19:40Speaker 04

  She was beautiful.

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  He comes over. So, so, we were, we were, there was this shirt that we found, and we were trying to find the right size, and, and there were, the size wasn't out in display. So we asked this lady to come over that works there, and we were like, hey, can you see if you have these sizes in the back? She pulls out the scanner, and she's scanning the shirt. I swear to God, K-Rob gets this close to the woman where my hand is.

• 1:20:06Cameron Kennedy?

  In her ear.

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  He could have, he could have stuck his tongue out and lit and gave her a wet willy. Like it was, that was how close.

• 1:20:11Speaker 04

  He said, now if you look at the barcode though, it's right there.

• 1:20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  There's one number off.

• 1:20:14Peyton Hardin?

  And he has the, he has the goal to put his fuck crust elbow on her arm. And he's scrolling on this woman's machine. Now, what, what happens to you? Look over there.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  She was struggling. She didn't know what she was doing.

• 1:20:28Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know, you've never worked retail in a, in Chicago, in Chicago.

• 1:20:33Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he's like, now after that good old Cubs game, now that's borderline illegal.

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  I have a, I, I will say, my number one problem that I have is I'll grab people and I just.

• 1:20:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's his move right there.

• 1:20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's his move, boy.

• 1:20:45Speaker 04

  I give him just a little, just a get that pincher on him, boy.

• 1:20:49Peyton Hardin?

  In Nashville, in Nashville, we're leaving Kane Brown's house.

• 1:20:53Speaker 04

  I touched somebody?

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  I did.

• 1:20:57Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, first of all, we walk into Kane Brown's house, we walk into Kane Brown's house. He got this close to Kane and this close to Walker Hayes. Like they're like literally, he could have, he could have, it was like that scene in Challengers with Zendaya.

• 1:21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, remember, remember.

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  I touched somebody at Kane's house?

• 1:21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Nikki, Nikki. Nikki goes, I need y'all two to pick a number. K-Rob goes, what for? What is it?

• 1:21:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, break that story down slower.

• 1:21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Break that story down.

• 1:21:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane. Like this describes who K-Rob is.

• 1:21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  We walk into Kane's house and they're do, we're doing a big old hoop session, but Kane's like filming some stuff too. And there's one mic left until Walker Hayes gets there.

• 1:21:30Peyton Hardin?

  And let me tell you the personnel that is in this house. Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Adrian Nunez, Tiana Robillard, Taylor Holder. Who else was in there? There's like some other people. Everybody and their mom was in this house.

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know who Kane Brown was.

• 1:21:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're, and we're recording and everything and Nikki, who we love Nikki, shout out Nikki Boone.

• 1:21:51Peyton Hardin?

  She's like, she, she's, she works with Kane.

• 1:21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. She looks at me and P because there's one mic left and she goes, y'all two, pick a number. And we didn't know what she was talking about, but she just said, y'all two, pick a number.

• 1:22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Obviously trying to decide what she wants to do with something.

• 1:22:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, that bothers me.

• 1:22:07Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, Robbie. No, no, no, tell me about, she hasn't even like really talked to Robbie before, ever.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  She's not talked to me, but I'm going to tell you one thing. You're my boys and I wasn't about to let us get in some weird.

• 1:22:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's but we know Nikki.

• 1:22:21Speaker 04

  I don't care.

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, anyway, listen, so they they have, I mean, they literally, I think they all they have is like the formal hi, I'm Cody. Like, that's all they have under their belt, if that, like, it's all they have at this point in time.

• 1:22:34Speaker 04

  It's all I need.

• 1:22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, she goes, one to 50, boys, y'all two pick a number. K-Rob goes, no, what is it for? What's the number four?

• 1:22:40Peyton Hardin?

  First, yeah, from a distance, from a distance.

• 1:22:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He's about 20 feet away. What's the number?

• 1:22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody and now now he says it so loud that everybody hears it.

• 1:22:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, no, oh, no, no, the first one was like moderate. He literally goes, what's it for? What's it for? So Nikki just kind of glazes that over and goes, y'all, it's one to 50, pick it. I swear to God, K-Rob goes, what's it for? What's it for? I need to hell, I need to know. And he said it so loud, Peyton jumped.

• 1:23:04Peyton Hardin?

  I jumped.

• 1:23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton literally. TT's like this, thinking there's a problem. Adrian's like. Nikki was literally like, what the? It was Kara, it was.

• 1:23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, dog, it was.

• 1:23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Because I'm bringing you around. I'm like, the first impressions are important.

• 1:23:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, no, I agree. Sometimes I'm a little hyper aggressive.

• 1:23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And then.

• 1:23:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's K-Rob, but it's funny. Let's let's let's ease people into the full K-Rob, you know what I mean?

• 1:23:31Speaker 04

  And you know what?

• 1:23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Metro lean.

• 1:23:33Peyton Hardin?

  Metro lean.

• 1:23:34Speaker 04

  That is fair. I am a strong personality.

• 1:23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But hey, at least you're true to yourself. You are.

• 1:23:39Speaker 04

  I do not switch up.

• 1:23:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You are undoubtedly K-Rob and anywhere you go, you are Tony Robinson, like you are.

• 1:23:47Speaker 04

  I'll never for what?

• 1:23:48Peyton Hardin?

  And that's fine. Okay, and then as we were leaving Kane's house, Nikki was giving us a ride. Uh, Nikki was driving, Nikki was driving, K-Rob was passenger. Again, they don't really know each other at all. They this is the first time they've been around each other in person.

• 1:24:03Speaker 04

  I don't remember this.

• 1:24:04Peyton Hardin?

  He, we were talking about like where we should go on Broadway or something. He's like, Nikki was airing a grievance about something that happened.

• 1:24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  On on Broadway. K-Rob goes, Patton move, reaches over to the driver.

• 1:24:20Cameron Kennedy?

  While she's driving.

• 1:24:21Peyton Hardin?

  While she's driving and Nikki is a fragile little woman. K-Rob's a big. K-Rob's rubbing her shoulder. He goes, "Now tell me, why would you, now what are you thinking about with that?"

• 1:24:33Speaker 04

  He goes, "Now Nikki, it's alright. Hell, let it go, let it go."

• 1:24:36Peyton Hardin?

  And I literally see Nikki, that she's like, in pain.

• 1:24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  "I'm sorry, I don't remember doing that, but I do believe I did it."

• 1:24:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, he, as we were leaving, he walks up to Kane, he goes, he goes, "Bro, I just, something about you, just good old country boy, I just look at you, I just feel like we could just get down."

• 1:24:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, we could just wrestle.

• 1:24:56Peyton Hardin?

  "I need to just get myself..."

• 1:24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  "Give you a single leg right now."

• 1:24:59Speaker 04

  And he said he was down.

• 1:25:00Peyton Hardin?

  What's the, what's the golfer's name, the white dude that you have the shirt of?

• 1:25:03Speaker 04

  John Daly.

• 1:25:04Peyton Hardin?

  John Daly. So, this is the last story, and then, and then we'll go into the extended, we'll get into the extended. We, Kane has a golf simulator in his house. So, we're playing the golf simulator, right?

• 1:25:15Speaker 04

  Very nice one.

• 1:25:16Peyton Hardin?

  And then, so, I said, "Kane, what, he has so many golf clubs, and some of them are really expensive, some are gifts, whatever, I don't know." And so, I said, "Kane, which, which golf club should I use?" And he goes, "Any of those over there." In natural Kane fashion, doesn't give a [__].

• 1:25:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:29Peyton Hardin?

  "Any of those over there." I said, "Okay, bet." The one I grab, he goes, "Oh, not that one, not that one." He goes, "John Daly just gave me that, it's a gift." K-Rob, again, out of nowhere, "Give me that thing." Grabs the golf club, he goes, "JD, I know JD." Kane goes, Kane goes, "Uh, uh, uh." And he goes, "No, seriously, I, I know JD gave this, I know him for real, Arkansas boys, JD, I know."

• 1:25:55Speaker 04

  No, sure, I'm dead serious.

• 1:25:56Peyton Hardin?

  "I'm dead serious, I know JD." Kane was like, "Okay."

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  "I have a club from JD too."

• 1:26:02Peyton Hardin?

  "Do you really?"

• 1:26:02Speaker 04

  "Yeah, I didn't, I didn't get it, I didn't get it directly from him, but it was given to a friend of mine that's good friends with him, and given it to me."

• 1:26:11Peyton Hardin?

  "Oh, he gave it to a friend, your friend was in a hard time, pawned it, you bought it from the pawn shop."

• 1:26:15Speaker 04

  "No, I didn't buy it, he just gave it to me."

• 1:26:17Peyton Hardin?

  "But, we brought K-Rob on just as a, a little, a glimpse of what you get over on the Patreon."

• 1:26:22Speaker 04

  A teaser.

• 1:26:22Peyton Hardin?

  So, if you want more of this, and then we also have Pierce on the mic, CJ on the mic, we get the full crew. It's honestly just like this, just imagine two more voices, and it's uncensored, and we could say, and there's music, and we say whatever the hell we want. It's the best time over on the Patreon, so click that link in the description, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. Cam?

• 1:26:41Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here.

• 1:26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back to episode 179 of the You Should Know Podcast. We absolutely love you. This is the first episode in some months that I am not going to plug the tour tickets because the domestic and the Canada stop, they are all completed. We completed all of the shows. However, stay tuned for more information coming soon about our endeavors over the pond. We're going to go to a couple of other countries, right? As soon as we figure that out, you already know the first people that get to know that would be the Koala Club. So that link right there, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. You always get first info. You always get first chance to buy the tickets. You always get the first to everything because we love you and you're a koala.

• 1:27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  But outside of that, confuse the casuals, get your good karma, share this with a friend, with an enemy and everyone in between. This week's secret code.

• 1:27:35Cameron Kennedy?

  W H P.

• 1:27:37Peyton Hardin?

  We hate Peyton.

• 1:27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Projection. World's hottest popcorn.

• 1:27:42Peyton Hardin?

  World's hottest popcorn. Leave it in the comments, spam it everywhere. We love you guys. Share this podcast with your friends. We're on the road to 1 million. And remember, one out of two koala bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you.

• 1:27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:27:54Peyton Hardin?

  Next time.

• 1:27:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. John Daly. Yes, sir. I know JD too. Yes, sir, JD.

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