Holy Freakin’ Airball

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• 1:00Connor Wood?

  Hey, Brooke.

• 1:01Brooke Averick?

  Hi, Connor.

• 1:03Connor Wood?

  How are you?

• 1:04Brooke Averick?

  Good. How are you?

• 1:06Connor Wood?

  Good. And how is everybody else doing here? Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make-up Podcast, for one.

• 1:12Brooke Averick?

  I think everyone in this space is doing well. Is it you good? I'm all good. Yeah.

• 1:16Connor Wood?

  So I finished tour over the weekend. I did my last show of my tour. We celebrated.

• 1:21Brooke Averick?

  Yay, Connor!

• 1:22Connor Wood?

  Thank you.

• 1:24Brooke Averick?

  Do you get to finally, like, sit back, relax, and kick your feet up for once?

• 1:28Connor Wood?

  I go to DC to finish off Jake's tour. I have DC, Boston, New York City, and Atlantic City over the weekend. And then I am done.

• 1:37Brooke Averick?

  All over one weekend?

• 1:39Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:39Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 1:40Connor Wood?

  And then I will be done. And then I'm done, I'm dusted for the summer.

• 1:46Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:47Connor Wood?

  Which is just fabulous. I get the full month of July to reprioritize, finish moving in. Obviously, seven months into my moving in.

• 1:59Connor Wood?

  I'm getting situated. I'm gonna learn things about myself and my body. I'm gonna meet my neighbors. I'm gonna build a community. I'm gonna do all of that within a month.

• 2:10Brooke Averick?

  I'm so excited for you.

• 2:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, well, that being said, thank you. That being said, I, we celebrated in a big way on Saturday.

• 2:17Brooke Averick?

  How so?

• 2:18Connor Wood?

  In Charlotte, North Carolina. Well, I, I drank just I like in a celebratory way drank so much. I am on day three of a hangover. Like, I just want to tell you, like, the time has come, the time is now that this is now I'm gonna have to, I think something happened in my body recently where it's like, oh, this is gonna be like you, I have to start planning in advance.

• 2:42Brooke Averick?

  Like

• 2:43Connor Wood?

  Cause I, I shouldn't be

• 2:43Brooke Averick?

  Planning your hangovers, like taking the days off?

• 2:46Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like I, I still, I, I shouldn't be not 100% on Tuesday.

• 2:51Brooke Averick?

  Can I ask, like, if this is day three, what was day one of the hangover like?

• 2:55Connor Wood?

  At the airport?

• 2:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Connor Wood?

  And I was like, really like, I don't care if this plane goes down.

• 3:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 3:02Connor Wood?

  Like, that would actually be the better of the, of the options that I have right now.

• 3:06Brooke Averick?

  Was like, what were your symptoms?

• 3:10Connor Wood?

  Just like complete disarray, confusion. My, my biggest thing

• 3:15Brooke Averick?

  Disorientation, that's the worst.

• 3:16Connor Wood?

  Disorientation, but like, my biggest thing is like, I need, I'm now going over every word I said to everyone last night. And obviously, like, I don't know a ton of people in Charlotte. I'm just hanging out with strange, so it's not like I can debrief with these, these people that I will never see again. Like, you know what I mean?

• 3:33Brooke Averick?

  What is on your arm?

• 3:35Connor Wood?

  Oh, now that's, now I'm glad you asked about that.

• 3:58Connor Wood?

  So at my second, at my fourth show, we did four shows in Charlotte. I did this thing. I was so excited. I'm like, we're done. Let's jump.

• 4:06Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we're done. Let's jump.

• 4:08Connor Wood?

  That's what I'm always saying. We're done. Let's jump. They make, they used to write songs about jumping in a celebratory way. And jump, you know?

• 4:17Brooke Averick?

  That is one of the best Glee numbers that no one talks about.

• 4:20Connor Wood?

  Oh, and I'm glad that like, everything is connected and we're able to find that segue.

• 4:24Brooke Averick?

  Yes, I agree.

• 4:26Connor Wood?

  So, I run out, Maggie brings me out, it's the last show of four days. I run full speed from behind the stage, this is dead sober. And I jump in a Binton Boone way, kind of way. And I run, I hit the sign of the comedy club, full blown with my arm.

• 4:46Brooke Averick?

  What do you, like, that looks like it needed, like, pretty intense stitches.

• 4:50Connor Wood?

  I thought that I was gonna need stitches. I had a long sleeve shirt on, I pulled it down over my arm, I could feel the blood, but I was like, this is one of those things, like, when I fell at the show in San Francisco. I was coming out, I fell, I thought everyone had seen it, so I did like, three full minutes of jokes about falling and no one had seen it. So I was like, I'm not gonna talk about my arm bleeding out, I was losing so much blood.

• 5:14Brooke Averick?

  Could you not, was your long sleeve shirt, that is like making me nauseous, like the slit right now? So could, was there not blood pooling onto your shirt?

• 5:24Connor Wood?

  It was a fab, it's a fabulous shirt, I'm gonna all give them a shout out, it's from Huckberry. It absorbed all the blood from within and didn't seep through. They should look into making, like, pads.

• 5:36Brooke Averick?

  That is a slice, Connor.

• 5:39Connor Wood?

  You know what, I know. And the thing is, I would have it covered up, but I got, it's gotta breathe a little bit. I've had it, I've had it in bandages overnight, cuz I don't want it to like bleed onto my bed if it decides to.

• 5:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you were at war.

• 5:53Connor Wood?

  Um, but all in all, great show. Uh, I just, you know, like, I guess, I think I'm retiring from, from the, from the dive bar post-show.

• 6:06Brooke Averick?

  Okay, and you, are the people that you're like partying with, like, your fans?

• 6:12Connor Wood?

  I do end up going to, every time I go to a bar, like, it's like people that were at the show and it's like, okay, this is my new chosen family for the, for this evening.

• 6:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 6:19Connor Wood?

  You know? Um, I probably shouldn't announce that on here, but it's not every time, sometimes we do that. Like, it was the last show of this tour, so we went out. Um, and then we have, um, the show this weekend with Jake.

• 6:33Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 6:34Connor Wood?

  And I'm so excited about. And then it's summer.

• 6:37Brooke Averick?

  It's summer. It's been summer, but then it'll really be your summer.

• 6:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 6:42Brooke Averick?

  When does summer start for you? Like usually?

• 6:44Connor Wood?

  I would say like June to me, it feels like spring, but it's, it is summer at its core. Cause you do get out of like, if you think about like college and high school, you got out like June 5th, right?

• 6:55Brooke Averick?

  I was gonna ask, when did you get out for high school?

• 6:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like June 5th.

• 6:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, to me, that's when summer starts.

• 7:00Connor Wood?

  But I'm seeing like a lot of proms happen right now. Maybe they moved it because of like global warming or I don't know, something.

• 7:06Brooke Averick?

  I don't think, I think like COVID shifted school schedules.

• 7:09Connor Wood?

  I think so too. Because graduations, I just saw, we were in Richmond, I think, Virginia, and I was checking into the hotel and they asked, they were like, are you here for prom? And I was like, excuse me?

• 7:22Connor Wood?

  And they're like, are you checking, is someone else here with you to check you? I go, no, it's just me.

• 7:27Connor Wood?

  And they're like, all right, champ. Like, I, hey, I'm not here for prom. Like, I don't know how, they didn't believe me. But it was a prom and it was like,

• 7:36Connor Wood?

  is it July right now?

• 7:37Brooke Averick?

  Not right now.

• 7:38Connor Wood?

  Okay. Geez, that just scared me really bad. Um, I guess, so it was the end of, or the beginning of May and they were having, no, no, beginning of June. Okay. Yeah, that's when prom is. Maybe nothing moved.

• 7:51Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 7:53Connor Wood?

  Someone was talking online the other day how time has, or like our perception of time has shifted so much since COVID. And they were like, what do you mean? You met your now husband that you have a baby with after COVID? Like, it's been that long since COVID that like, people have met other people, married them and gotten pregnant and had a baby. Like, it's been that long since lockdown.

• 8:18Brooke Averick?

  Five years, right?

• 8:19Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but that's insane.

• 8:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:21Connor Wood?

  Five years since lockdown?

• 8:23Brooke Averick?

  It is so scary how quickly time moves. Like, once you get older, like, a school year to me used to be eons. Like, it never felt like I'd make it through September to June. And now September to June is just like a snap, which is very scary. Cause like, you're just like inching closer to the end.

• 8:41Connor Wood?

  Okay, Jesus.

• 8:44Brooke Averick?

  Like at a rapid pace.

• 8:45Connor Wood?

  Can we not do that? I told you I'm still not 100% off this hangar and you can't be talking about how, how like mortal, mortal we are. Please.

• 8:55Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 8:56Connor Wood?

  We could talk about, we could talk about being immortal. Like I probably should have died because of how much blood I lost over the weekend and.

• 9:02Brooke Averick?

  Speaking of immortal, what a fabulous segue.

• 9:09Brooke Averick?

  Izzy, the book that I read last week about a fey warrior.

• 9:17Connor Wood?

  Oh my God.

• 9:19Brooke Averick?

  Thousands of years old. The love of my life, King Fisher. You guys have got to read Quicksilver. I mean, holy frickin' air ball. Okay. Wow. The thing is like, there are so many books out now.

• 9:35Connor Wood?

  You're saying holy air ball now?

• 9:37Brooke Averick?

  Yes, thank you. Quicksilver was such a holy frickin' air ball. And Connor, this, remember the cover that I was showing you like a few weeks ago of that one I love with the two people kissing on it?

• 9:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 9:49Brooke Averick?

  This one is just one solo man on the cover, King Fisher. It's maybe like a little bit worse than the Love Hypothesis cover. It's, it's one that you might not think, hey, I want to read this.

• 10:01Connor Wood?

  I think a lot of people are reading this book right now. I've seen it on someone's stories.

• 10:04Brooke Averick?

  It, it's mine probably Connor.

• 10:08Brooke Averick?

  Um, might be my stories. I've been posting about it.

• 10:09Connor Wood?

  No, I saw it today. I saw it today.

• 10:11Brooke Averick?

  It's so good. And it actually, so many people don't like it and I, that's fine. We can all have different opinions on books. I don't quite get that because it really is a Court of Mist and Fury and like Fourth Wing in another font. It's that classic like morally gray, like old fey and a hot young body. That is just like evil seeming, but really the greatest guy that I know. Okay. Will die for his found family. And it's just holy air ball. Like that's all I can keep saying about it.

• 10:48Connor Wood?

  Well, holy air ball is like.

• 10:52Connor Wood?

  Is like you, you read the situation wrong.

• 10:55Brooke Averick?

  Not right. That's not how I'm using it.

• 10:58Connor Wood?

  Okay. You're yeah. Okay. So language is showing.

• 11:00Brooke Averick?

  Reclaiming holy fricking airball. It's like, oh my God.

• 11:05Connor Wood?

  Holy fricking airball.

• 11:07Brooke Averick?

  I'm underlined a quote and I never do this and everyone that says this book is poorly written. This is where I'm going to argue with you. I think it's okay to that. Maybe this style of writing wasn't for you. Can't say it's poorly written. Connor, I think maybe even you will like this passage that I underlined. Because it's, it's up your alley. Okay.

• 11:27Connor Wood?

  It's up your alley and around the corner.

• 11:29Brooke Averick?

  Quote that gave me, I mean, the tears. I was like hurling sobs. Okay. They're getting ready to, to hit the, um, front lines of battle. Okay. Huge, huge battle coming up.

• 11:43Brooke Averick?

  King Fisher, you'll see him on the front. He says, be relenting and unmerciful in the face of the wicked dead. Okay. Ren laid a steadying hand on my shoulder. And if you should find soul sundered from flesh, order a drink for us at the first tavern you come across in the afterlife. We'll settle the tab when we get there. Holy fricking airball. Like, does that not give you chills? We'll settle the tab in the afterlife.

• 12:10Connor Wood?

  I was just trying to understand what they were like, what context that's being.

• 12:13Brooke Averick?

  They're getting ready to like, like risk their lives on the battlefield. And it's like, if you die, get me a drink in the afterlife. We'll settle the tab when we all meet there.

• 12:24Connor Wood?

  Cash at me when we, after we're, after we've gotten across the Rainbow Bridge.

• 12:28Brooke Averick?

  It's like, we can just don't even worry about that right now. Worry about, worry about taking care of yourself. If you make it to the afterlife, I don't even want you to worry about the bill. All that I need you to know is that we'll meet there.

• 12:40Connor Wood?

  I will definitely be following up in the afterlife saying, hey, gonna send you a little reminder. I'm gonna, hey, bumping this?

• 12:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Connor Wood?

  You do owe me $14 for that, for that spicy marg.

• 12:50Brooke Averick?

  So you can say you don't like the book. That's fine. You can't say that's poorly written. Cause you know what I'm about to say?

• 12:58Connor Wood?

  Holy friggin' airball.

• 12:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's all I have to say. And this one's gonna be made into a movie.

• 13:04Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's good.

• 13:05Brooke Averick?

  On Netflix. I'm really excited. I just said, this is my new, this is my new bible. Yeah.

• 13:12Connor Wood?

  It sounded like a, it sounded like a bible verse when you first.

• 13:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, very smutty. I will say that.

• 13:18Connor Wood?

  It literally kind of feels a little bit, not poorly written, but plagiarized from Do Not Go Quietly into the, that dark night. Like it's that quote, kind of.

• 13:29Brooke Averick?

  It's maybe inspired by some of the great literary classics.

• 13:33Connor Wood?

  Holy friggin' airball.

• 13:34Brooke Averick?

  Holy friggin' airball. Y'all, I really, I really like this one. Izzy, I need you to read it.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  Oh, if it's gonna be a movie, I'll do it.

• 13:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I really care for King Fisher. At the beginning, I said, I'm not really sure that I could fall in love with someone named King Fisher. He just goes by Fisher usually, so that's sweet. But yeah, really care for him.

• 13:59Connor Wood?

  Do you wash your fruit?

• 14:01Brooke Averick?

  Yes, but just with water.

• 14:04Connor Wood?

  You rinse it?

• 14:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Brooke Averick?

  How about you?

• 14:09Connor Wood?

  Well, I saw TikTok the other day. I'll go and like, if I'm walking by bodega or something like, I'll stop in and grab, because I haven't been here that long, so I don't need like a bushel of bananas. I just need like three.

• 14:20Brooke Averick?

  Bananas.

• 14:21Connor Wood?

  Bananas.

• 14:22Brooke Averick?

  You said that like you're from Philly.

• 14:24Connor Wood?

  Bananas.

• 14:26Brooke Averick?

  Am I crazy?

• 14:28Connor Wood?

  Bananas.

• 14:29Brooke Averick?

  Bananas. You said bananas.

• 14:32Connor Wood?

  I know. I'm just like trying some stuff.

• 14:36Brooke Averick?

  You don't need to wash bananas.

• 14:38Connor Wood?

  I know, but like sometimes I'll walk by and I'll get an apple.

• 14:41Brooke Averick?

  That you need to wash. You need to wash the skin that goes into your mouth.

• 14:46Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I know. But I didn't think about it till today. I have, I have been rinsing them, but like, I think I need to use soap.

• 14:56Connor Wood?

  Like that was put there by someone's hand and how did it get even there?

• 15:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's gross to think about. There's like specific wash for fruits and vegetables that makes

• 15:05Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna get it.

• 15:06Brooke Averick?

  More sense to me than using soap.

• 15:08Connor Wood?

  Cause I started thinking about one apples and like that's like an e- it has a lot of surface area like I can't I'm not, there's not a ton of crevices on an apple where like bacteria can get in and be like, I'm in, I'm around here. You know, like it's gonna be on its surface. When I started thinking about broccoli.

• 15:24Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, like crevices, nooks and crannies. Oh my.

• 15:28Connor Wood?

  Yeah. And it's like, okay, I think I need to, that's just like a little update in my, like an exciting thing I'm working on.

• 15:34Brooke Averick?

  Grapes are tough too, cause there's just so many of them.

• 15:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, grapes.

• 15:38Brooke Averick?

  And they're always like very matte with dirt.

• 15:41Connor Wood?

  Grapes are really freaky. I'm gonna ruin some people's day real quick. There was like a commonly known fact for a while that like vineyards that grow grapes would supply spiders like to the vineyards because they would eat the bugs that would like ruin the crops. And so there was a time, let me know if someone else remembers this, where like frequently people were getting bags of grapes and there was like a huge massive spider like in the grapes. Ooh.

• 16:12Brooke Averick?

  I don't remember that, but I believe it.

• 16:14Connor Wood?

  Did I make that up? Izzy, do you remember that?

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Kind of. I wasn't sure if it was like real or not, but yeah.

• 16:20Connor Wood?

  I'm pretty sure I saw, like I used to see videos. That was like one of my biggest fears. I was a big grape, I was a big grape head. Loved my grapes, but.

• 16:30Brooke Averick?

  Do you, are you a green or red grape person?

• 16:32Connor Wood?

  Red.

• 16:34Brooke Averick?

  How about like white cherries or red cherries?

• 16:36Connor Wood?

  Red.

• 16:37Brooke Averick?

  I like red grapes and white cherries.

• 16:40Connor Wood?

  You're, you're kinda crazy.

• 16:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you could say that.

• 16:46Connor Wood?

  Um, I also don't totally get bacteria. I wanna put that out there cause I was thinking about it the other day and it's like, what, I rub up against a branch and there's just bacteria that's been sitting to, and waiting to get on my shin? What, why does it, do you know what I mean? Like why, why is, are germs everywhere?

• 17:02Connor Wood?

  Like, you know the concept, the concept of germs? Which like germs don't freak me out. To me, germs are like little kind monsters, like gooey.

• 17:12Connor Wood?

  Are they just like sitting everywhere plotting on our downfall all the time? Are there germs everywhere?

• 17:18Brooke Averick?

  I think there are germs everywhere, but like most of the time your body is fine, is fine with them. It's just sometimes when your immune system is weakened, they're not fine with them. Like Rob. My baby with the weakened immune system, like he's more susceptible to germies.

• 17:36Connor Wood?

  Well, Google, Google AI just hitting us right away. Yeah, germs are everywhere. Thanks, Google AI.

• 17:41Brooke Averick?

  But not all bacteria is bad, which like.

• 17:45Connor Wood?

  No, I know that.

• 17:45Brooke Averick?

  But like that's, I can't, I don't do yogurt and shit like that. Cause that's just like, I can't, the idea of it being like bacteria.

• 17:52Connor Wood?

  You don't eat yogurt?

• 17:53Brooke Averick?

  Don't do yogurt.

• 17:57Connor Wood?

  That's really crazy.

• 17:57Brooke Averick?

  I don't like any of that like fermented stuff.

• 18:01Connor Wood?

  Cheese.

• 18:02Brooke Averick?

  I don't do cheese, except for if it's mozzarella, you know that.

• 18:06Connor Wood?

  Except for if it's mozzarella?

• 18:07Brooke Averick?

  Or cheddar and a tuna melt or like pizza and mac and cheese and stuff like that. And I'll do burrata. But like.

• 18:15Brooke Averick?

  The other things, like I don't fuck with like a cheese board. Unless there's mozzarella and burrata on it.

• 18:22Connor Wood?

  Or cheddar?

• 18:24Brooke Averick?

  No, no, I don't do like a hard cheddar.

• 18:26Connor Wood?

  You do do a hard cheddar. You love quesadilla.

• 18:29Brooke Averick?

  Oh yeah, our quesadilla.

• 18:32Brooke Averick?

  But it, you see what I mean? If it's like melted into another food, okay. But I'm not doing like a cheddar on its own. I'm not doing any cheese on its own unless it's mozzarella or burrata in like a caprese salad.

• 18:44Connor Wood?

  I'll tell you one of my lowest points.

• 18:45Brooke Averick?

  Or ricotta.

• 18:47Connor Wood?

  While we're at it, any others? That's all the cheeses I know.

• 18:51Brooke Averick?

  I like a sweeter like. But I'm not doing brie.

• 18:55Connor Wood?

  Oh, I was gonna ask about a brie.

• 18:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, uh-uh. But it used to be like, if there was like cheese, like or feta, like touching anything, I couldn't eat that thing. And now it's like, I could brush it off and be okay.

• 19:08Connor Wood?

  Um, one of my lowest points in my recent life was right when I moved to LA. I remember, this is when I thought I was really depressed, but I just had mono.

• 19:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:19Connor Wood?

  And I would do these like depression walks where I'd walk down to Whole Foods. I'd hit the pizza bar and then I would walk through like the neighborhoods with the kids and everyone outside. I was at a very low point at this time and I bought this piece of- What?

• 19:36Brooke Averick?

  You're Nadir.

• 19:37Connor Wood?

  I'm a Nadir. A lot of people would call this a Nadir recognition. It's so like now I see it 100%.

• 19:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:43Connor Wood?

  Big Nadir vibes. Um, big Nadir energy. And I am in this neighborhood and I whip out my pizza. It's my first slice. I go, this is, this will fix me. Fix, fix me, fix me slice of pizza from Whole Foods. Take the first bite, vegan cheese.

• 20:04Connor Wood?

  Vegan cheese. I, I-

• 20:06Brooke Averick?

  That's dystopian.

• 20:06Connor Wood?

  You know what? I'm gonna lay down under this tire and let them back up. This is just pointless.

• 20:10Brooke Averick?

  That's the, that's one of the things that is just has not been mastered. Which is so weird because it's like vegan milk is good. Like I, I'm totally on board with almond and oat milk. Why can't we transfer that into cheese, the cheese process?

• 20:24Connor Wood?

  They haven't figured out vegan cheese and it's, it's like, it is a bummer for me because like I also love all the cheeses that you like. I'm, I'd say I'm a little bit more open minded in terms of my, my, I love cheese.

• 20:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you're very cheese forward.

• 20:39Connor Wood?

  I would eat a bag of shredded cheese with my hands like as a snack.

• 20:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I also like cheese sticks like that are the polio, polio ones. Polio, I guess.

• 20:49Connor Wood?

  I don't think the brand is polio.

• 20:50Brooke Averick?

  I, well, I just transferred it to polio where it's the cheddar and the white.

• 20:56Connor Wood?

  Oh, brilliant.

• 20:57Brooke Averick?

  Just like in summary, I do not, I do not do cheese unless it's ricotta, burrata, mozzarella, cheddar melted into things or the polio swirl cheese sticks.

• 21:09Connor Wood?

  And I'm glad you got that off your chest because it's important to set boundaries.

• 21:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

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• 22:15Connor Wood?

  Well, I will tell you a story.

• 22:20Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 22:23Connor Wood?

  Okay. So many things happened to me last week, actually. I just realized. So I told you I went to get that lymphatic drainage massage.

• 22:31Brooke Averick?

  The one where she was stepping on you?

• 22:33Connor Wood?

  No, this was different. Did I not tell you this?

• 22:35Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 22:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah, so I went in.

• 22:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you did. Only via Snapchat when you were wrapped in like a trash bag or something.

• 22:41Connor Wood?

  So I go to get this lymphatic drainage massage. And I can't find the building. It ends up being, there's obviously, obviously, anything I booked, I guess it's gonna be, I'm gonna have like the scariest experience going into this place. I go in, it's like Severance. It feels like I'm in a Saw movie. These elevators are like industrial elevators that like, you'd put staff on to go in the back way. Like, it was just crazy. And I finally find this place. Totally seems fine inside. Obviously, no one speaks English. I am like, hey, I'm late, like, I couldn't find the place. She's like, saying something to me, and I like, got her vibe, like, I got her energy, but I did not know what she meant. I knew she said, "Take off your clothes."

• 23:27Brooke Averick?

  Wait. What were you confused about?

• 23:31Connor Wood?

  I will tell you what I was confused about. So she goes, take off your clothes. She hands me something and she goes, shorts. And it's like a little baggie this big and you undo it and it was like medical grade shorts, which were like elastic, but completely very show, like they were very showing of

• 23:50Brooke Averick?

  Medical grade elastic shorts.

• 23:52Connor Wood?

  They were made out of what a

• 23:54Brooke Averick?

  Izzy, can you Google medical grade elastic shorts? So I can get like

• 23:57Connor Wood?

  Medical grade elastic. It was made out of like when an N95 is made out of. It's like mesh, but not

• 24:04Brooke Averick?

  Is this what you're talking about?

• 24:05Connor Wood?

  Can you, can you zoom in on those? Yeah.

• 24:07Brooke Averick?

  Okay, great.

• 24:08Connor Wood?

  But, but like mine weren't flattering like that. Like they were like very, very tight. And then you could see my penis. I don't know how else to say like, you could see it. And then I was naked otherwise and she brings in this roll of plastic and she starts just wrapping me as tightly as possible.

• 24:29Brooke Averick?

  Like so I'm wrapped?

• 24:30Connor Wood?

  So I, and she goes, you're, you're gonna go, I like could kind of understand. She points at the sauna and I think she said 20 minutes, which was like an absurd, to me, that's an absurd amount of time. It's 153 degrees Fahrenheit.

• 24:40Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 24:41Connor Wood?

  And I get, I get in and I pull out my phone to take a Snapchat. Izzy, I'm gonna send this to you in real time too. It is one of the crazier things I've ever seen.

• 24:54Brooke Averick?

  How do you bring your phone into the sauna?

• 24:56Connor Wood?

  I just requested it because I needed someone to see. Okay, here it comes, y'all. Um, the outfit was, was

• 25:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Connor Wood?

  Had the energy of going out in Vegas. She wrapped me so tight.

• 25:16Brooke Averick?

  Kim Kardashian has worn that to an event.

• 25:18Connor Wood?

  I mean, it's Balenci, it's a Balenciaga outfit.

• 25:20Brooke Averick?

  It is Balenciaga.

• 25:22Connor Wood?

  I had full-blown cleavage.

• 25:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 25:26Connor Wood?

  It had my tits touching my chin.

• 25:30Brooke Averick?

  Did she wrap that around you?

• 25:31Connor Wood?

  It genuinely looked like I needed to be a girl's girl Kylie Jenner style and tell them to put 150 cc's below the muscle. Look at, look at my boobs.

• 25:43Brooke Averick?

  Did she wrap that around you or did you do it yourself?

• 25:45Connor Wood?

  Wrapped it around me so tight. And I also brought my phone because I thought, just look at that screenshot.

• 25:52Brooke Averick?

  What is that? Is that an A-line? What is that type of cut called? Like a square cut? That's like my sweater right now. It's very in.

• 26:02Connor Wood?

  Well, it was, the arms were not connected to the, obviously, it wasn't, I didn't slip this on. She did my arms first and then she did my torso.

• 26:10Brooke Averick?

  That is cleavage.

• 26:11Connor Wood?

  Holy friggin' air ball.

• 26:12Brooke Averick?

  Holy friggin' air ball.

• 26:13Connor Wood?

  We are going out tonight.

• 26:14Brooke Averick?

  And you're doing the mesh shorts with this top?

• 26:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah, we're taking shots like at the, at the bar. Get up, we're going to hide.

• 26:25Brooke Averick?

  Wow. I wish you had done like a full mirror selfie in this fit.

• 26:29Connor Wood?

  There were, I couldn't because she was just staring at me. While I was in the sauna and I, it was just like, oh, it was one of the funniest things. Oh yeah, here Izzy can, Izzy can make it, make it and fake it. Right here.

• 26:41Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, very hot.

• 26:45Brooke Averick?

  Well, how was the massage?

• 26:47Connor Wood?

  Um, okay, yeah, so that's next. Like it's not lymphatic drainage massages on your body. Obviously they want to hit your nodes. So they can

• 26:59Connor Wood?

  like drain your nodes. And so she's doing my stomach.

• 27:04Brooke Averick?

  You have nodes in your stomach?

• 27:06Connor Wood?

  Yeah, she's doing like my, my abdomen. And she was really going hard and it's not like a super pleasant experience, but you do look, you look pretty tight after. And, uh, I got a hernia. I'll just tell you that. She hit some node and it's bruised. And it is a hernia. I'm going to the doctor right when we finish recording.

• 27:28Brooke Averick?

  I don't think you can get a hernia from someone activating your node.

• 27:32Connor Wood?

  I think I had a hernia and she rubbed it so hard that it, it became irritated.

• 27:37Brooke Averick?

  Can we see it?

• 27:39Connor Wood?

  No. Thank you, though.

• 27:41Brooke Averick?

  Can you? Is it visible, though?

• 27:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's bruised, but like, it's not like swelling out of my stomach or anything.

• 27:48Brooke Averick?

  You need a doctor in residence in your apartment.

• 27:51Connor Wood?

  Well, it's just, like, I was just about to say, it's one of the crazier things to be at an age where, one, like, a hangover from three-

• 28:00Brooke Averick?

  Back's going out. You have a hernia, like-

• 28:02Connor Wood?

  I can't drink anymore, but I get a hangover for three days. Yeah, it's like, I'm, I need to be, like, winding down my life, right now.

• 28:14Brooke Averick?

  I had, um, two Ciders the other night, the night before my birthday, and I don't, like, and I feel like, uh, Ciders are usually, like, low alcohol content, right? As far as I'm concerned, like Angry Orchard.

• 28:32Connor Wood?

  It's like a beer, yeah, it's like four or five percent.

• 28:34Brooke Averick?

  I was on my ass, had to go, like, take myself home from the Ciders. I was hungover for my entire birthday from two Ciders. I had to get myself, I went into a Waymo. Have you been in a Waymo yet?

• 28:49Connor Wood?

  Not yet.

• 28:51Brooke Averick?

  They said at the beginning to me, they were like, "You can sing at the top of your lungs." We, like, this is not recorded. I had the time of my frickin' life, holy air ball.

• 28:59Connor Wood?

  Well, they, they tell you that you can sing at the top of your lungs?

• 29:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's what we had discussed. And she put on Hamilton for me.

• 29:07Connor Wood?

  Wait, is it, is it a robot?

• 29:10Brooke Averick?

  Waymos are self-driving.

• 29:12Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but is, is there a person on the phone telling-

• 29:14Brooke Averick?

  There is an automated young woman in the system.

• 29:17Connor Wood?

  And she said, "Hi, Brooke, you can sing as loud as you want."

• 29:21Brooke Averick?

  150%.

• 29:22Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 29:24Brooke Averick?

  That's what we had discussed.

• 29:25Connor Wood?

  Wait, you don't think that, I feel like Waymo should be recorded.

• 29:28Brooke Averick?

  I think they're recorded at the beginning, like, when you hop in and when you hop out, but not, like, throughout the duration of the ride unless you request some sort of-

• 29:36Connor Wood?

  You could be, like, peeing and the cars are, like, like, making love.

• 29:41Brooke Averick?

  I mean, you could theoretically be making love in an Uber. Like, I feel like people do do that with, like, their drivers, and it's just, like-

• 29:50Connor Wood?

  Do you know someone that's made love to their driver while in an Uber?

• 29:53Brooke Averick?

  No, not with their driver.

• 29:54Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 29:55Brooke Averick?

  But, like, in the back, like, people are always, like, hooking up in the back of Ubers, no? Maybe not to completion.

• 30:01Connor Wood?

  I didn't, I've, I have not come, that's not come across my desk. There was a Lyft driver I had in Austin. And he was telling me about how there was a couple in his backseat who wanted to hook up with him, both of them. Or it was maybe like a cuck situation. And she did take, take his hand on a wild ride in the backseat, I guess.

• 30:27Brooke Averick?

  Were you like, yeah, he's telling me the truth or like he's, there's no way?

• 30:32Connor Wood?

  He looked like Peter Pedigree. So it's like impossible to say if he was telling-

• 30:35Brooke Averick?

  Peter Pedigree?

• 30:36Connor Wood?

  Pedigree.

• 30:37Brooke Averick?

  Like the rat from Harry Potter?

• 30:39Connor Wood?

  Yeah, the rat man, yeah.

• 30:40Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 30:41Connor Wood?

  It was a striking resemblance. They could be cousins.

• 30:44Brooke Averick?

  I know, I know Peter Pedigree.

• 30:47Connor Wood?

  I know.

• 30:48Brooke Averick?

  And he works at one of my favorite restaurants, which is challenging.

• 30:54Connor Wood?

  I mean, you, yeah, you know how I feel about sometimes the staff, like my dead tooth waitress that I just got up and I said, I'm so sorry, I'm getting a call, I have to leave. I'm sorry, if you come over to the table and your dead tooth begins to bleed, I do need to find another seat.

• 31:11Brooke Averick?

  And I think that's fine.

• 31:13Connor Wood?

  Walking me through the specials, just dumping blood out of your, you're right, canine. I gotta go, I'm sorry.

• 31:21Brooke Averick?

  That's fine to say.

• 31:22Connor Wood?

  Why your tooth brown?

• 31:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Why your tooth bleed?

• 31:26Connor Wood?

  Why your tooth bleed here and now?

• 31:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:28Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but that driver, I do think was telling the truth because it was just like too detailed for him not to have it.

• 31:35Brooke Averick?

  You know, that's what makes a good fiction writer is having like too much detail that you have to believe it. That's what I've learned.

• 31:40Connor Wood?

  I mean, yeah.

• 31:42Brooke Averick?

  As I read and study the written word.

• 31:46Connor Wood?

  I mean, yeah, I, I, I do want to know, just back to drivers, like I want to know, I, I, I am, I've had the more, the most unique experiences of my life in cars with people, drivers.

• 32:01Brooke Averick?

  Cause you're open. You have an energy about you that's like, bring it on. You walk, you get in the car and you're immediately like, hi, like very friendly.

• 32:11Brooke Averick?

  Open body language, that's you.

• 32:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Brooke Averick?

  Receive that and they say, I'm gonna give him what he's asking for.

• 32:18Connor Wood?

  Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.

• 32:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and I, I, I hate that about me.

• 32:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I got it.

• 32:26Connor Wood?

  I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be that person anymore.

• 32:29Brooke Averick?

  And I'm never wanna be like, oh, like you asked for it. That's not a thing that you can say. But you.

• 32:38Brooke Averick?

  Period.

• 32:39Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:40Brooke Averick?

  Holy frickin' air ball.

• 32:42Connor Wood?

  I got really nervous because the first night I came home, I from, uh, North Carolina. I.

• 32:50Connor Wood?

  Like slept on my couch because I haven't put my. Sheets back on my bed, which I'm gonna do today. I'm gonna lock in. I'm gonna lock in and get the sheets on my bed. But. I slept on the couch and I freaked out in the middle of the night. Because I kept smelling gas.

• 33:09Connor Wood?

  So I got getting up to check. Is my oven, like is my oven on, like is. Is there gas in radiators, like is it from the street? Couldn't figure it out. I was sleeping on a lighter.

• 33:20Brooke Averick?

  You were activating the lighter?

• 33:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Brooke Averick?

  I can't even do that when I'm trying.

• 33:24Connor Wood?

  I know. Yeah, fully sleeping on a lighter.

• 33:27Brooke Averick?

  Like one of the BIC ones or when you're like, how were you activating that with your body?

• 33:31Connor Wood?

  I have no clue. But I like moved a certain way and I was like, ugh. Like, is that my, is that my hernia or are you just excited to see me?

• 33:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:40Connor Wood?

  And it was the lighter.

• 33:43Brooke Averick?

  Interesting, Connor.

• 33:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it really is interesting. My life is crazy.

• 33:47Brooke Averick?

  Um, I saw you put something in the notes that I really related to. Because this is, had actually happened to me this weekend. When you said in quotes, you're not gonna like that one, end quote. What's a nice way to tell someone to change what they're doing in a photo?

• 34:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah, because I, we were doing a meet and greet in,

• 34:15Connor Wood?

  who was that?

• 34:17Connor Wood?

  In North Carolina, and there was a woman that was taking the photos of everyone. And she goes, "Oh, you're not gonna like that one, honey." And I was like, "That's like a really good way to put it." Instead of being like, "Hey, sit up straight." Or would you rather have someone be like, "Hey, sit up, like suck in."

• 34:34Brooke Averick?

  No, I think that's a good way to put it. Until, "Let me raise you this," and this is what happened to me. Someone said to me, "You're not gonna like this one." Handed it to me. I thought I looked good.

• 34:47Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 34:48Brooke Averick?

  So that's when it gets sticky.

• 34:50Connor Wood?

  Okay, I always know, I'm always trying new stuff. I tried, I tried the soft smile for a little bit. And then I got like three photos back in a, in a row that were just like,

• 35:02Connor Wood?

  "What in the [__] like, why are you trying to soft smile when you have no lips?" Like, there's just nothing-

• 35:09Brooke Averick?

  We've seen this a few times with you trying to soft smile. You have great teeth, show 'em.

• 35:13Connor Wood?

  I know, but I, you know, you wanna get to a point where you're like, "Oh, this is nothing new to me. I'm soft smiling here," you know?

• 35:19Brooke Averick?

  I think you, if you wanna do closed mouth, you can't smile. You have to do more of, not that, but like a smirk. No, not that either. Practice in front of the mirror later. Like, I do something, you can do like full, like, ear to ear.

• 35:36Connor Wood?

  Do you like that?

• 35:37Brooke Averick?

  That could be hot.

• 35:40Connor Wood?

  How's your, um, speaking of hot, how's, how's it going on Hinge? Did you, you re-download yet?

• 35:45Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I don't participate.

• 35:50Connor Wood?

  You're out?

• 35:50Brooke Averick?

  So, I don't know if you remember that I have been waiting for someone specific to match me back?

• 35:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Brooke Averick?

  So, yeah, I said, "I've, I am giving him the year." So I don't do Hinge unless I'm checking it 18 times a day to see if he's had a change of heart.

• 36:05Brooke Averick?

  So that's really all I'm doing is just waiting for the one.

• 36:07Connor Wood?

  You know what sucks is he probably isn't even on.

• 36:12Brooke Averick?

  So what we had discussed earlier is that he is constantly having that active now status. Whenever I delete my account and then find him again.

• 36:21Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Brooke Averick?

  So that's the only thing that's the, that's the kicker. Is the active now status, but there is the, when I never get him again, cause like a lot of people, when I like them. Um, and then they know me, they go back into my algorithm.

• 36:39Connor Wood?

  What do you mean?

• 36:40Brooke Averick?

  Like if I like someone and they're like, no, I'm not into her, they'll press X and then I can get them again. Cause I'm like back in the, in the pool, but I never get him again, which makes me believe that I'm just like sitting in his likes, like he's not interested, but he's not X-ing. Does that make sense?

• 37:01Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 37:01Brooke Averick?

  Cause I don't like, I just have all my likes kind of like sitting there.

• 37:06Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 37:07Brooke Averick?

  I don't go through them.

• 37:08Connor Wood?

  I think, I really think that something will happen there, cause I think you're manifesting it.

• 37:10Brooke Averick?

  With the specific young man?

• 37:12Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Yeah, I think you're manifesting it in a big way.

• 37:17Brooke Averick?

  Yep. So just checking on that 18 times a day and otherwise I'm not swiping.

• 37:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, felt. Um, I have some stuff to, I wanna, I wanna tell you about. One, our buddy Hank opened a restaurant in New York City.

• 37:32Brooke Averick?

  I saw that.

• 37:34Connor Wood?

  It is just like full blown in West Village. It is a full blown operational restaurant. He has people coming in and out. The food is obviously it's to die for.

• 37:47Brooke Averick?

  And it's called Salt Hanks?

• 37:48Connor Wood?

  Salt Hanks.

• 37:50Brooke Averick?

  And it's sandwiches.

• 37:51Connor Wood?

  It's sandwiches.

• 37:55Brooke Averick?

  Wow. I can't believe like a peer of ours has their own restaurant.

• 37:59Connor Wood?

  It was so special too.

• 38:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 38:01Connor Wood?

  You know, it was just like, everyone I know that lives here is there and he's opening a restaurant, like he's a restaurant owner in New York City.

• 38:10Brooke Averick?

  So is he actively cooking the food?

• 38:14Connor Wood?

  He will go back there, but he did, he does have a chef for this restaurant that he trained.

• 38:18Brooke Averick?

  Wow. I'm excited to go.

• 38:21Connor Wood?

  I know. I mean, you're gonna, you're gonna die. The sandwiches show.

• 38:24Brooke Averick?

  My mouth is watering looking at, at the bread.

• 38:27Connor Wood?

  It's French dip. It's, yeah, obviously, that's one of the, just regardless, that's one of the best sandwiches ever, but it's Hank's. So you know that shit's good.

• 38:36Brooke Averick?

  I've never had Hank's cooking.

• 38:39Connor Wood?

  What?

• 38:43Connor Wood?

  No, it's actually, it's pretty unbelievable.

• 38:44Brooke Averick?

  I always said to the two of you when you lived together, "Hey, y'all, invite me over sometime." Never made it work. That looks good.

• 38:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, right now, it's just the French dip.

• 38:54Brooke Averick?

  Wait, what is that?

• 38:56Connor Wood?

  The French dip.

• 38:57Brooke Averick?

  No, that brown stuff.

• 38:59Connor Wood?

  Uh, onions.

• 39:00Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 39:01Connor Wood?

  Sauteed.

• 39:01Brooke Averick?

  I love onions.

• 39:03Connor Wood?

  I mean, they're so unbelievably good.

• 39:05Brooke Averick?

  I like a piece of plain pizza with just raw onions on it.

• 39:10Brooke Averick?

  What does that elicit in you?

• 39:12Connor Wood?

  You're a real big freak.

• 39:14Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, that looks good.

• 39:18Brooke Averick?

  Are those crunchies?

• 39:20Connor Wood?

  There's shoestring french fries as well that you put on for crunch.

• 39:23Brooke Averick?

  My

• 39:26Brooke Averick?

  God.

• 39:27Connor Wood?

  There's something about a sandwich that like, if I, when I had to eat that in front-

• 39:31Brooke Averick?

  No one's doing it like that.

• 39:32Connor Wood?

  When I had to eat a sandwich like that in front of people, it's really hard because you have to like unhinge your jaw because it's so big.

• 39:39Brooke Averick?

  This is a restaurant that should have solo dining, like pods. So you eat like isolated.

• 39:45Connor Wood?

  I'm big on solo dining, or maybe like the manila folders that you put up around your tests in high school so that people didn't cheat off of you. Like, if you could do that, just for my bites.

• 39:56Brooke Averick?

  Dividers?

• 39:57Connor Wood?

  Dividers.

• 39:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 39:59Connor Wood?

  I think if you could-

• 39:59Brooke Averick?

  This restaurant should come with dividers.

• 40:01Connor Wood?

  I think restaurants should have dividers, yeah.

• 40:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Connor Wood?

  That's a sandwich that you're, you do not go to Salt and Hank's on your first date. I'll say that.

• 40:08Brooke Averick?

  I'll say that much, yeah. You should tell, you should pitch the idea of dividers.

• 40:12Connor Wood?

  I might, because it's, I fully, we were at a, we were at this like launch event with all these people and I was like, I can't, like I was Squidward with the Krabby Patty trying to take that little tiny bite before I fell in love and it, you know, it goes all your, it all goes to your hips, by the way.

• 40:28Brooke Averick?

  That looks-

• 40:28Connor Wood?

  That's like one of the-

• 40:29Brooke Averick?

  So good.

• 40:30Connor Wood?

  You gotta come back and try it.

• 40:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I do.

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• 41:36Connor Wood?

  That's why the concept of it all going straight to your hips is so crazy because when I gain weight, it just happens only in my face.

• 41:44Brooke Averick?

  Really? I'm so jealous.

• 41:46Connor Wood?

  What does it mean going to your hips? Like?

• 41:48Brooke Averick?

  It means that your weight goes to your hips.

• 41:51Connor Wood?

  What, like your, like your ass? That'd be great.

• 41:55Brooke Averick?

  No, your hips.

• 41:57Connor Wood?

  Your, like on the side of you?

• 41:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that where your hips are.

• 42:00Connor Wood?

  You gain weight in the side of you?

• 42:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, in your hips.

• 42:04Connor Wood?

  In your hips? So below your waist?

• 42:06Brooke Averick?

  So when it goes to your hips, that would, that's like you gain weight in your hips.

• 42:10Connor Wood?

  Like how is that? Does that happen to people?

• 42:14Brooke Averick?

  Yep, some people gain weight in their hips.

• 42:16Connor Wood?

  Wow, I'm jealous. That'd be great.

• 42:19Brooke Averick?

  Connor, it's not.

• 42:20Connor Wood?

  I like, I'd rather have it in my hips than my face.

• 42:22Brooke Averick?

  No, you think that.

• 42:24Connor Wood?

  I don't want, I don't want weight in my face.

• 42:25Brooke Averick?

  I gain weight in my hips and it like makes my body really, really like disproportionate.

• 42:30Connor Wood?

  I wonder how it would look on a guy like me to gain weight in my hips.

• 42:32Brooke Averick?

  I wonder.

• 42:34Connor Wood?

  We'll never, we'll truly never know because it's all, it's all happening in my face right now.

• 42:38Brooke Averick?

  It's happening in the facial region. I saw Materialist last night.

• 42:42Connor Wood?

  It's horrible.

• 42:44Brooke Averick?

  Did you see it?

• 42:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 42:46Brooke Averick?

  I did not think it was that bad.

• 42:49Connor Wood?

  I lied, I didn't see it.

• 42:50Brooke Averick?

  I didn't think you did.

• 42:53Connor Wood?

  I don't know why I've decided to lie right there.

• 42:54Brooke Averick?

  Everyone is hating on it so much. And if you don't know, this is the movie with Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal. Um, the problem is that it's being marketed as like this new, like rom coms are back. And it's not like a rom com in the sense that in the traditional sense, like at all. It's more of like a romantic drama with a few comedic elements. Um, so I think the marketing is really the issue there. It was not horrible. It was definitely entertaining. I love Dakota Johnson. I actually didn't feel anything for Pedro and Chris before this, like they were not really on my radar.

• 43:37Brooke Averick?

  I definitely care for both of them. Now I think they're great guys.

• 43:40Connor Wood?

  Dakota?

• 43:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I love Dakota. I've always loved Dakota.

• 43:44Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 43:45Brooke Averick?

  The thing about Dakota is she's always gonna be waking up in a millionaire's penthouse, looking fresh faced in a shirt that she's completely drowning to the gods in. She's also always gonna be running her finger over someone's scars. Very, very niche Dakota Johnson role.

• 44:04Connor Wood?

  She would love my gash.

• 44:06Brooke Averick?

  You holy friggin' airball, she would. Once that heals up.

• 44:11Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I feel like she would maybe do it raw.

• 44:13Brooke Averick?

  She like, okay. But yeah, it really like was not horrible. It was definitely trying to do too much. Like it was trying to do like too many genres at once, which I feel like only like few things can pull off.

• 44:26Connor Wood?

  I mean.

• 44:26Brooke Averick?

  I think it should have either stuck to like romantic comedy or drama or just being like a story about her. It was doing too much.

• 44:35Connor Wood?

  She needs, she could fill that role of hmm, maybe. I just, I think it's a huge claim to be like rom coms are back when they're not. And you and I obviously have like a lot to say about rom coms. And I keep them, I hold them very closely to my heart. Cause it's like there was obviously, we lived through one of the greatest rom com periods that will probably ever exist. I would say it's 2006 to 2012.

• 45:03Brooke Averick?

  How lucky were we?

• 45:04Connor Wood?

  How lucky were we? And we had no idea. And guess what? Those. They don't, they're timeless.

• 45:11Brooke Averick?

  Crazy Stupid Love was the last good one. When was that?

• 45:16Connor Wood?

  That was 2012, I think. 2011?

• 45:20Connor Wood?

  There's some outliers, by the way, too.

• 45:22Brooke Averick?

  Who?

• 45:23Connor Wood?

  2011.

• 45:24Brooke Averick?

  What are the outliers?

• 45:26Connor Wood?

  There's some random ones that like fall way out that I'm like, okay.

• 45:31Connor Wood?

  That, that is a classic, but it does, it skews the results a lot.

• 45:37Brooke Averick?

  I'm curious what like the most recent, the last good rom com was.

• 45:42Connor Wood?

  They're gonna, like, if we typed that in on Google, it's gonna be like, Anyone But You.

• 45:46Brooke Averick?

  Oh, always be my maybe. About Time is not a rom com.

• 45:51Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I do think that they get confused about, in the same way that they put like the under, under 30 minute episodes of like a series, they put those in the comedy section for some reason.

• 46:01Brooke Averick?

  Easy A. When was Easy A?

• 46:07Connor Wood?

  Easy A was good, but I feel like Easy A also falls into this like-

• 46:10Brooke Averick?

  2010, less rom.

• 46:12Connor Wood?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:13Brooke Averick?

  More calm. Yeah, that's very true. But I would, I honestly think it's worth seeing.

• 46:21Connor Wood?

  Hmm, okay.

• 46:21Brooke Averick?

  Also, the theater I was in, the crowd was like LOLing a lot, so that obviously helps, like the theater ambiance. And there was this one scene where like Pedro Pascal is like, being a good guy, essentially. And it's just like, you have worth, Dakota Johnson, like you're valuable. This woman in the theater let out a moan.

• 46:47Connor Wood?

  No.

• 46:47Brooke Averick?

  Like it wasn't, she wasn't trying to be funny, like it was truly an older woman who just unleashed-

• 46:54Connor Wood?

  No.

• 46:55Brooke Averick?

  At just the very sound of Pedro Pascal being like a good guy.

• 47:01Connor Wood?

  No.

• 47:01Brooke Averick?

  A moan of ecstasy. Everyone in the theater in response to that lost it. Cause she was really just like a woman.

• 47:10Connor Wood?

  A woman in heat.

• 47:11Brooke Averick?

  She was completely in frickin' heat.

• 47:15Connor Wood?

  Holy. Wow.

• 47:18Brooke Averick?

  I know you're trying not to say holy frickin' airball.

• 47:20Connor Wood?

  I get stuck in my head now. Holy frickin' airball. That like, like, let's get this girl. Let's get this girl to bed.

• 47:32Brooke Averick?

  I was just like, I see my future and it is not necessarily bright. I just do see it.

• 47:38Connor Wood?

  It is wet.

• 47:39Brooke Averick?

  It's there. It's there.

• 47:42Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh. She's gonna have a wild whammy home.

• 47:45Brooke Averick?

  Sure is.

• 47:48Brooke Averick?

  But.

• 47:49Connor Wood?

  Um, try to, try to do the moan that she did.

• 47:52Brooke Averick?

  I can't, I'm not gonna do it because it's like not appropriate.

• 47:57Brooke Averick?

  It was like, it was, it was from her soul. It was from her core.

• 48:04Connor Wood?

  Oh, I should let out a guttural moan in public is really like, I needed this.

• 48:08Brooke Averick?

  Also, the only reason I was going to the movies last night is because I needed peanut M and M's.

• 48:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 48:14Brooke Averick?

  That's my go-to movie snack. I feel like if I had to guess, it's most people's go-to movie snack.

• 48:20Brooke Averick?

  No? In terms of the chocolate?

• 48:22Connor Wood?

  Oh, I can wrap my head around it. Mine is Red Vines.

• 48:25Brooke Averick?

  That's not, yeah, that's not typical, I don't think.

• 48:27Connor Wood?

  Licorice, Swedish Fish, or I'm going popcorn and Diet Coke. Thanks. See ya.

• 48:33Brooke Averick?

  I feel like popcorn, like peanut M and M's. Anyway, this is the second time I've gotten to the movies and there have not been any peanut M and M's. And that's the only one that's really missing, which makes me think that it is the one in highest demand. So I go up to the counter, I'm like, hey, do you have any peanut M and M's back there?

• 48:52Brooke Averick?

  And they say, no, we usually run out of those, like by like nighttime movies. And it's like, okay, then like then that means you need to get more.

• 49:01Connor Wood?

  It's time to start thinking in advance.

• 49:02Brooke Averick?

  And also, most people go to the movies at night. So like, that's when you should have the peanut M and M's.

• 49:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Brooke Averick?

  Anyway, I had, I did something I'm not proud of. And I was like, if, when I was in the movie theater, I realized when I was doing this thing, that if somebody else was doing it, it's something that I would have spoken about on the podcast. So I was thinking like, oh, I just realized like if this girl next to me has a podcast, she's gonna be speaking about my behavior. Tomorrow.

• 49:31Brooke Averick?

  And what I did was, it wasn't like I just needed something sweet and I had

• 49:38Brooke Averick?

  a packet of Smucker's jelly in my purse.

• 49:41Connor Wood?

  Of what?

• 49:42Brooke Averick?

  Smucker's jelly.

• 49:44Connor Wood?

  Oh, Brooke.

• 49:48Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 49:49Brooke Averick?

  Needed something sweet.

• 49:53Connor Wood?

  Oh, man.

• 49:54Brooke Averick?

  Not good, but like it was something that if I saw someone, and I wasn't thinking much about it.

• 49:58Connor Wood?

  What did you do? I mean, tell I

• 50:00Brooke Averick?

  I just had, I ate it.

• 50:01Connor Wood?

  With your finger?

• 50:03Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 50:04Connor Wood?

  Oh, don't act like it was ridiculous for me to assume you ate it off your finger.

• 50:08Brooke Averick?

  No, what?

• 50:10Connor Wood?

  Where did, how would you, what, what, what vehicle did you use to get that?

• 50:14Brooke Averick?

  Slurped it.

• 50:15Connor Wood?

  Out with your tongue, Brooke?

• 50:18Brooke Averick?

  No, with like my lips.

• 50:24Connor Wood?

  Is it a jar? Was it a jar?

• 50:26Brooke Averick?

  No, it was like.

• 50:29Connor Wood?

  Oh, like a little packet?

• 50:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, a packet.

• 50:31Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 50:32Brooke Averick?

  It was like, kind of like an oyster, like, how you eat an oyster? I was a shooter. It was no big deal.

• 50:38Connor Wood?

  No, that's like a

• 50:39Brooke Averick?

  It was no big deal. I needed something sweet, but if I was thinking like, oh, if the girl next to me is a podcast, she'll probably be like, oh, the girl next to me was shooting Smucker's.

• 50:46Connor Wood?

  I mean, if, if, if there was someone next to you that saw you eating jelly, and then this, this lady's fingering herself, I'd be like, I had the most insane movie theater experience of my life. Last night.

• 51:00Brooke Averick?

  I mean, everyone in that theater was on their own journey. That's what I'll say.

• 51:04Connor Wood?

  Everyone had their own path.

• 51:05Brooke Averick?

  You're not gonna give me P and M and M's. I'm gonna have to take drastic measures if I have a little bit of something to take the edge off in my fanny pack. I'm gonna shoot it up.

• 51:13Connor Wood?

  My god.

• 51:15Brooke Averick?

  I love jelly.

• 51:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I like, I like preserves more now. I like a little crunch. It's crazy that I, I was born in a place of no pulp. If I had pulp, I'd be, I would physically like gag.

• 51:29Brooke Averick?

  I always liked pulp.

• 51:30Connor Wood?

  I love pulp. I love like, in preserves when there's like seeds and shit and like jelly. Get loaded up. Give me some fiber.

• 51:38Brooke Averick?

  That is the definition of oomph.

• 51:41Connor Wood?

  Oomph?

• 51:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Connor Wood?

  Whoa, Brooke, you just sent me to a dark place.

• 51:46Brooke Averick?

  What do you mean?

• 51:47Connor Wood?

  Oomph. That's like.

• 51:50Connor Wood?

  OG texting. Oomph.

• 51:54Brooke Averick?

  No, that's one of my followers.

• 51:56Connor Wood?

  Oh, I was thinking like U N F, like oof, like what that, the sound that lady made.

• 52:00Brooke Averick?

  Like O O M P H, right?

• 52:02Connor Wood?

  Oomph.

• 52:04Brooke Averick?

  Or is it U M P H? It might be U M P H, like a little bit of oomph, like a je ne sais quoi.

• 52:11Connor Wood?

  A little bit of oomph.

• 52:14Connor Wood?

  I don't know that one.

• 52:17Brooke Averick?

  Okay, yeah, O O M F is one of my followers or friends.

• 52:21Connor Wood?

  But you're saying like-

• 52:22Brooke Averick?

  How about U M P H?

• 52:23Connor Wood?

  You're saying like that shit'll make your pussy throb, right?

• 52:25Brooke Averick?

  That's exactly what I'm saying.

• 52:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I know, I got you.

• 52:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, O O M, O O M P H, the quality of being exciting, energetic, or sexually attractive.

• 52:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Brooke Averick?

  Quite. Well, how about, what's U M P H?

• 52:46Brooke Averick?

  Same thing. So maybe I'm just thinking of je ne sais quoi.

• 52:56Connor Wood?

  Ooh, I don't like that.

• 52:59Brooke Averick?

  Uh.

• 53:03Brooke Averick?

  I, I don't know what I'm talking about.

• 53:06Connor Wood?

  Well, we, we got close enough with that.

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• 54:12Connor Wood?

  You want to hear something crazy that happened at my show?

• 54:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:16Connor Wood?

  While we were in the green room? So obviously, like I told you last week, like I just had anxiety about, obviously, the US going to war and things and all of that stuff happening and like being in New-

• 54:28Brooke Averick?

  That's really valid, yeah.

• 54:30Connor Wood?

  Being in New York too, I was just like freaked out. So I was like really excited to go to Charlotte and just because I figured Charlotte's like probably like a safe bet. Did you know that like Iran like tweeted about Charlotte, North Carolina like while I was there?

• 54:44Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 54:45Connor Wood?

  Like by name?

• 54:47Brooke Averick?

  No, I didn't know. Also, it's just like so Black Mirror to be like, did you see Iran tweeted? Like, just like, imagine like World War II, like the countries being able to just tweet at each other. Like the Axis Powers like tweeting the Allies and just being like, heads up.

• 55:05Connor Wood?

  It's not even subtweet, like they're not like subtweeting each other. They're not being passive aggressive. They're like-

• 55:10Brooke Averick?

  They're communicating.

• 55:11Connor Wood?

  Charlotte, North Carolina.

• 55:14Connor Wood?

  What do you mean by that?

• 55:15Brooke Averick?

  It's so fucked. Anyway!

• 55:17Connor Wood?

  Well, I have, I have like a fun evening planned.

• 55:21Brooke Averick?

  Oh, tell me.

• 55:22Connor Wood?

  I'm going to walk with some friends and we're gonna drink a can.

• 55:25Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, where will you walk?

• 55:27Connor Wood?

  We walk over to Little Italy because all the Italian people like are so nice and like friendly and come out and talk to you and stuff. So I want you to go in their restaurant.

• 55:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:37Connor Wood?

  And it's just like a really fun time.

• 55:39Brooke Averick?

  Do you think you'll have Italian food?

• 55:41Connor Wood?

  Maybe, Brooke. I might.

• 55:44Brooke Averick?

  That's so good.

• 55:46Connor Wood?

  I just like, I'm in a place right now. I'm done with tour. I can finally start like curating what I eat in a bigger way than what I've been doing. And I don't know if Italian food fits into my plan for that.

• 56:02Brooke Averick?

  Okay, you'll let us know.

• 56:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'll keep everyone a breast. Like my tits in that sauna, I will keep you a breast.

• 56:11Brooke Averick?

  You know sushi fumi?

• 56:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 56:14Brooke Averick?

  This is my favorite restaurant in LA. For those of you that don't know, it's sushi and it is so good that people start lining up at 5:30 when it opens.

• 56:24Brooke Averick?

  And if you're not like in line for the 5:30 rush, like you'll have to be put on the waitlist and you can wait for, it could be hours. So I'm always getting there at 5:10. Okay? And if your whole party is not there, you cannot be seated. And then you're pushed into the pool of people who need to wait hours. Okay? I'm starting to lose friends over my behavior. In regards to the sushi fumi line, if I have friends that are like gonna meet me there and they're late, it's like, hey, by the way, like I can't save you a seat, like you can't join me for dinner if you're not here by the time the door is open. Like I'm not waiting. I got here at the appropriate time.

• 57:08Brooke Averick?

  If you weren't able to do so, like I'll see you tomorrow.

• 57:14Brooke Averick?

  What do you think about that?

• 57:16Connor Wood?

  Valid.

• 57:17Brooke Averick?

  Do you think valid? Like it's really like we went, a few of us went for my birthday and I was like, hey y'all, like I'm getting there at 5:10. Our whole party will need to be there. We can't be seated. By 5:30 and there were a few people that were like, I'll be there at 5:35 and I was just like, I'll, it's not gonna happen for you today, champ. Like you will not be able to join us for dinner.

• 57:39Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's also hard because you guys have to drive. Me in New York for one month. Yeah, it must be hard for you guys because you have to drive.

• 57:46Brooke Averick?

  The hardest part, what's really hard is that like you get up, you're in line. It's 5:30, you get up, they say, how many? You say five, but there's four of us here right now. One's parking. Not, mm-mm. That one parking? Go home. It's just gonna be four of us tonight.

• 58:05Brooke Averick?

  They are running a tight ship and they have to.

• 58:09Connor Wood?

  It's a small restaurant.

• 58:10Brooke Averick?

  It's a teeny tiny restaurant, 40 people occupancy, I think.

• 58:14Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 58:15Brooke Averick?

  But yeah, I'm anyway, I'm starting to lose friends.

• 58:19Connor Wood?

  Valid. You gotta cut people out of your life that no longer serve you.

• 58:23Brooke Averick?

  Literally.

• 58:24Connor Wood?

  Did you see the let them thing? Like I missed that whole section on, on, online where people were talking about like Mel Robbins let them.

• 58:31Brooke Averick?

  You are the one that's taught me about that.

• 58:34Connor Wood?

  Oh, I didn't hear any, I think I've spread misinformation. I don't know what she, what she meant. I've made up my own.

• 58:39Brooke Averick?

  Well, you were teaching me about her, just like getting up and not having coffee and making your bed.

• 58:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah. You know what's so funny about me now? Now I've, I've been informed that she's not a doctor and she's not licensed in anything.

• 58:50Brooke Averick?

  Yes, that's what I heard.

• 58:52Connor Wood?

  I don't like.

• 58:55Connor Wood?

  I need, I need people, I need people to have.

• 59:00Connor Wood?

  Like some sort of like license to tell me what to do.

• 59:04Brooke Averick?

  But I'm curious, like, I don't know anything about her, like.

• 59:08Brooke Averick?

  Was she saying that she's a doctor? Was she false advertising? So then is it fine just to be like, hey, here's how I operate? Like it might help you?

• 59:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I guess you're not a doctor. Straight up, you could just be a motivational speaker. Maybe I'll look into it.

• 59:21Brooke Averick?

  That's what it is.

• 59:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Which like I'm, I'm, I love self-help stuff. I told you that a hundred times.

• 59:27Brooke Averick?

  I know that.

• 59:28Connor Wood?

  I, I, I love a little bit of like, what's my flavor of, what's my new obsession for the week in terms of like, things that I do right now obsessively and then I'm going to stop doing them.

• 59:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:38Connor Wood?

  Down the road. I'm living in a constant state of just sweat right now. It is so hot in New York City. It's like a hundred degrees outside right now and my AC can't keep up. And one of the reasons I was so excited to move into a place with air conditioning was because my last place didn't have that.

• 59:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:56Connor Wood?

  And I had that summer of just like utter dismay. Just like, there's no way this is, I couldn't sit on my couch last summer because it was like, I'm sweating, sweating through my back.

• 1:00:07Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 1:00:08Connor Wood?

  Into my couch and it's, it's gross. And I said, never again.

• 1:00:11Brooke Averick?

  Get the N95 shorts for days like those.

• 1:00:16Connor Wood?

  No, those, those, those stayed at my lymphatic drainage masseuse's house.

• 1:00:22Connor Wood?

  I don't think I'm gonna do any more of those, except people were leaving comments the last time I got, I got one, I got it on my face and they're like Connor's looking really good.

• 1:00:31Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 1:00:32Connor Wood?

  And I said, you can attribute that to the lymphatic drain issues Connor has been, been eating and drinking his, to his heart's content.

• 1:00:39Brooke Averick?

  I do notice like if I use a like face tool or like dip my face in ice, like I look better objectively.

• 1:00:47Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Oh my God, that, I just got this thing. Um, it's a, it's a like face sized, uh, like little pool and you put ice and water in it and then you dunk and there's a snorkel.

• 1:00:59Brooke Averick?

  Send me the link.

• 1:01:00Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna send you the link. There's a little snorkel and you, you can just have your face underwater the whole time and be breathing through the snorkel.

• 1:01:08Brooke Averick?

  You could do that with a bucket and a straw.

• 1:01:11Connor Wood?

  A hundred percent. Yep. You could. Now I spent money on this.

• 1:01:15Brooke Averick?

  Although can you breathe out of your mouth only and not your nose? I guess if you're plugging your nose. No, you can also. You can be a mouth breather. Yeah. Sorry.

• 1:01:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28Brooke Averick?

  Sorry.

• 1:01:29Connor Wood?

  Another trend that I want to do is the mouth tape because I've been seeing, unless I'm being absolutely scammed on, on Tik Tok shop, but I get those all the time. It goes, every time I open Tik Tok, hey, fat face. Do you have a fat face? You fat face bitch.

• 1:01:43Brooke Averick?

  Cortisol face?

• 1:01:43Connor Wood?

  Cortisol. I'm like, I don't even know what that is. Hey, fat face.

• 1:01:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:49Connor Wood?

  Ow, I just, I just opened the app.

• 1:01:52Brooke Averick?

  I know. People are really mean to me about my cortisol on Tik Tok. But then all, all the comments on like the cortisol face and stomach Tik Tocks are like, this is not true. Someone just, I need an oracle.

• 1:02:05Connor Wood?

  I know.

• 1:02:05Brooke Averick?

  I need an almighty person. Hank Green. That's what Hank Green is genuinely.

• 1:02:10Connor Wood?

  No, I, I know. I, I know what you mean. I also just like, I know we're in the, we're in the age of.

• 1:02:18Connor Wood?

  Like beauty hacks and lifestyle wins and all this stuff. Just like, can you give me a pill? That is just like everything?

• 1:02:26Brooke Averick?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:02:28Connor Wood?

  You guys, everyone loves pills. Find me an anti-anxiety, low cortisol, vitamin C, magnesium, Ozempic, and then also steroids. I want to get big and tight. And also like I, I want to sleep good. Like put everything into one. I'll take, I'll take it five times a day.

• 1:02:53Brooke Averick?

  They had like, you remember those like Cara vitamins?

• 1:02:56Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Brooke Averick?

  Where you could be like, this is what I need. And they'd give you the vitamins. Let's do that, but make it a harder drug in one pill.

• 1:03:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm on board.

• 1:03:07Brooke Averick?

  If I need to take like a shot in my butt, like once a month, it's just like everything I need, I'll do it.

• 1:03:12Connor Wood?

  That's what I was gonna say. I will shoot up if you just get it all into one little device.

• 1:03:15Brooke Averick?

  Put it all in one place. I'm not doing 16 NutraFall pills with breakfast, lunch and dinner.

• 1:03:20Connor Wood?

  No. Make it a vape.

• 1:03:23Brooke Averick?

  Make it a vape.

• 1:03:25Connor Wood?

  Like let's just, put it in a binky. Put it in a vape.

• 1:03:30Brooke Averick?

  Put it in a powder, put it in a vape, put it in a shot, put it in a pill. I do not care. Put it in me.

• 1:03:35Connor Wood?

  Put it in me.

• 1:03:37Brooke Averick?

  Put it in.

• 1:03:39Connor Wood?

  Come, come on down and put it in me.

• 1:03:42Brooke Averick?

  And with that.

• 1:03:44Connor Wood?

  Holy frigging air ball.

• 1:03:46Brooke Averick?

  Thank you for letting me know. And I'll be seeing you in the bonus.

• 1:03:50Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Brooke Averick?

  We are not recording next week. We're taking a little break for the 4th of July. Hope everyone has a fabulous fourth. We love you.

• 1:04:00Connor Wood?

  Everyone be safe. No one needs to have a three day hangover. No one needs that, you guys.

• 1:04:09Connor Wood?

  Take it from me.

• 1:04:11Brooke Averick?

  And if you do need to have one, plan accordingly.

• 1:04:13Connor Wood?

  Don't start the new year with a three day hangover. Trust, or I guess it's not the new year.

• 1:04:18Brooke Averick?

  Summer.

• 1:04:19Connor Wood?

  Any day can be the start of a new year if you just keep an open mind.

• 1:04:25Brooke Averick?

  And with that, thank you. And holy frigging air ball.

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