The Snack: Kevin Hart Roast, Devil Wears Prada, and the 90s Are Back

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: 90s resurgence: Pizza Hut Book It Program, Tae Bo, and No Doubt The Roast of Kevin Hart (from our attendee standpoint) The Devil Wears Prada 2 recap Anne Hathaway to star in Yesteryear movie Latest Summer House/West Wilson Drama Euphoria continues to suck and OnlyFans models are pissed Headlines: James Kennedy having a baby, Five Star Weekend trailer, Blake Lively is still at it with Justin Baldoni Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at https://quince.com/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  This week on The Snack, the Kevin Hart Roast, Devil Wears Prada 2, and the 90s are back.

• 0:05Rayna Greenberg?

  This is a Dear Media production.

• 0:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Enjoy.

• 0:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Hi, guys.

• 0:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Hello.

• 0:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, I just said to Ashley, is my shirt too sexy? And she was like, I'm feeling very sexy. I can't, my tits are really out, but I'm not wearing a red lace see-through.

• 0:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Negligent.

• 0:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 0:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  If you will. So I just recorded with Chicks in the Office, and I just wanted to wear this color. Like, I love their set, and I just wanted to pop.

• 0:30Rayna Greenberg?

  I love it.

• 0:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I was like, I can do this. I can wear a see-through lace bra out to record a podcast? Who says I can't?

• 0:38Rayna Greenberg?

  I've been looking.

• 0:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  They wore like sweatshirts. Well, they were like comfy.

• 0:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Fran was in a sweatshirt.

• 0:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're comfy. The dog was there, so cute.

• 0:45Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I'm always looking for more red to wear, and I wore a red lace, see-through, like, fleur du mal thing onstage the other night. I forgot nipple covers, and you could just see my nipples.

• 0:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  So I have that bodysuit, too.

• 0:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 0:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I don't typically do nipple. I wore to a show. I wore to Boston two years ago. And I don't remember needing nipple covers, because we had come off in New York where we both wore pasties. So we wore real sheer stuff, and then I wore the red lace. I'm like, this is nothing. So I wore it, no, no pasties. And then I was gonna wear that same bodysuit that we both have to a concert recently, the R&B Lovers concert. And Shashank was like, Ashley, I'm not trying to police you, but like, you can see your areolas.

• 1:25Rayna Greenberg?

  So if the light hits you the right way, you can see your areolas. And I was like about to get my period, and I don't know if you have this experience. My nipples are like rock hard, all day, every day.

• 1:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  My nipples are usually pretty hard, like, in general.

• 1:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Not just.

• 1:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm just lucky like that.

• 1:41Rayna Greenberg?

  You're just horny.

• 1:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  Just blessed.

• 1:44Rayna Greenberg?

  The couple days leading up to my period, they are rock hard. So like, I just have hard nipples, full areolas onstage, but whatever. You know, it's distracting, but some people like it. The people who brought their boyfriends.

• 1:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're welcome and we'll see you tonight in New York.

• 1:56Rayna Greenberg?

  You guys, Ashley and I will see you at Grand Reserve Theater tonight for two shows. I am so excited. 7pm, 9:30. The 9:30 is not sold out yet, so come.

• 2:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  So many people coming. So one of my hot old doormen from here in New York, he's coming. He bought tickets and he's also a photographer. He was like, can I shoot the show? And I was like, well, if you wanted to take photos, I just said, we have a photographer.

• 2:18Rayna Greenberg?

  I hired your photo and video people from your special taping.

• 2:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, it was a fit photo. He shot photos.

• 2:24Rayna Greenberg?

  I hired the video person also, but he had a conflict. But I was gonna take both of them.

• 2:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  He didn't shoot my special.

• 2:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Who shot like at... So he's from Chicago? You're telling me what happened.

• 2:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Anyway, yes. Alex Mendoza is an incredible photographer. He shot the photos for my special, which is also all the cover art, whatever. So he's shooting for you tonight. But the former doorman, maybe he's still there, I'm not sure. I was like, just come and hang. So he's gonna come and hang. I am so excited. And you know, a friend of ours asked me if I wanted to get dinner between the shows. And I was like, no, I have to stay.

• 2:59Rayna Greenberg?

  You can.

• 2:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Watch Raina, give my feedback, hang out with Brittany. I have to be on site. I can't imagine leaving. I mean, I guess I have time, but I was like, I'm not leaving.

• 3:08Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I don't want you to leave. You don't understand. I've been telling you so, I'm just so grateful you're gonna be there. I didn't think you were gonna be. And it was gonna be me and Brittany and somebody else who's also phenomenal, but like, I've gone to my head, there's nobody I wanna be on stage with besides you. So I'm really excited about this. It'll be a fun night. And I, I do just, I've been like getting to shows like five minutes before I have to walk onstage. It's a dream. Actually, in Chicago, I was getting my hair done and I wasn't gonna be there on time. And I told Matt, like, just get onstage and start the show and I'll be there by the time you get offstage. What a pleasure.

• 3:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. Meanwhile, last week at our Netflix is a Joke show, we got there at 2pm for a 7pm show. We were there all day. We had lunch on site.

• 3:48Rayna Greenberg?

  I was like, are you sure we have to go down there so early?

• 3:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  We did have to. We didn't have a lot of downtime, did we? I was right.

• 3:52Rayna Greenberg?

  So here's the thing. I wasn't involved in planning this whatsoever. And if you don't plan things, you don't get to have an opinion about it.

• 3:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, it's a whole different thing. Someone has to come. There's a bunch of tech involved. There's rehearsals. It's different.

• 4:03Rayna Greenberg?

  That's just, that's my feeling on vacations. That's my feelings on plans. And if you don't plan it, if you're not involved in a plan, you shut your mouth and you show up when you're told.

• 4:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  You shut up and show up.

• 4:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 4:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, well, let's thank our partner and then we will get into it.

• 4:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Let's, our partner, singular. You guys are welcome. One ad today.

• 4:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  But presenting sponsor today, Quince.

• 4:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Thank you to Quince, who we love. Get free shipping and 365 day returns on your next order at quince.com slash GGE.

• 4:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, so come see us tonight if you're listening. If you're not listening on Thursday, news you lose, but rainagreenberg.com, you can maybe, maybe grab some tickets to the 930.

• 4:36Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm so excited.

• 4:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so we are going to kick it off with a 90s nostalgia report. The hits just kept coming. So I am so sorry last week I didn't bring this up because so many of you guys messaged me so many DMs about Pizza Hut's Book It program is back. So that was a reading program we had as kids growing up and you would read a certain amount of books and then you would go to Pizza Hut and have a pizza party and get a personal pan pizza and all these things. So it's back, Reina. I thought it was for adults.

• 5:04Rayna Greenberg?

  What?

• 5:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's just for kids.

• 5:07Rayna Greenberg?

  You thought adults were going to be getting free pizzas?

• 5:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  No one cares if adults read. Why not?

• 5:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Everybody cares that we read.

• 5:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  We're fully baked, you know?

• 5:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't care about us.

• 5:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't care about this anymore. I don't have kids. I don't, like, I thought it was for adults. I thought that Pizza Hut had done an adult reading program. I thought that was to speak to the millennials.

• 5:27Rayna Greenberg?

  Ashley, I, my, you guys, my jaws are on the floor because you voiced it to me after last week's episode and you were like, I forgot to bring up the Pizza Hut Book It program. I thought you were excited for people with kids. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that you were talking about people with jobs who could just go out and buy a pizza.

• 5:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, stop because so many of you guys DM me the headlines and I didn't read the article. I was like really busy, whatever. And I was like, this is amazing. Pizza Hut is speaking to this, it's millennial fans and we're going to read and we're going, I think, I'm sorry, I think this is genius.

• 5:57Rayna Greenberg?

  I had no idea you saw this was for adults.

• 6:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  For adults, millennials.

• 6:01Rayna Greenberg?

  Funny, you're like, now that I know it's for children, I care about this.

• 6:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  So this is for pre-K through 6th grade, June 1st to August 31st.

• 6:09Rayna Greenberg?

  When did you find out about this?

• 6:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  An hour ago.

• 6:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  I was so ready to talk about how like iconic this was gonna be.

• 6:18Rayna Greenberg?

  From the minute you mentioned the book it program to me weeks ago, I didn't need to read to know this was for children. Of course it's for children. Can you imagine gifting a 40 year old man a pizza because he read a book? No, I would do that. Actually, I would be like, oh, we're making them better.

• 6:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  So Shashank, my current husband, he wants to be in charge of our book club. He said, we need to start a book club. He put together a proposal for how to execute it.

• 6:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Like yours and mine?

• 6:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, girl, the girl's gonna eat book club.

• 6:48Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, what's the premise?

• 6:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  That we read a book and discuss it.

• 6:52Rayna Greenberg?

  We already, he needs to be in charge of it and exists. I'm in charge of it.

• 6:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  He put together a whole.

• 6:56Rayna Greenberg?

  I buy the books and when I'm finished, I give them to you. Brain agreeberg runs this book program. No, he just.

• 7:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  I will take, I will take applications. He's excited about it and I just came from chicks, like I said, and I just said something loosely about trad wife and they were like, we're reading yesteryear for our chicks in the office book club.

• 7:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Everybody I know is.

• 7:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I was like, same, like, I was like, let's just only talk about that. But they were like, unless I'm your special, whatever. So, no, it was just, I am.

• 7:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Did you finish yesteryear?

• 7:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, it is a big book, but I read so much of it on the plane getting here yesterday. The man next to me, as we were getting off the plane, he was like, you read a lot of that book. I was like, ew, why are you watching me?

• 7:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Ew, the guy yesterday on the plane ate so many things and they were loud and they smelled. First he had them one of those salads in the jars. He shook it past its expiration. I mean, just over and over and then the dressing.

• 7:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like jerking off almost.

• 7:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I feel like.

• 7:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was like shaking that salad.

• 7:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, I feel like I'm pregnant. Smells are making me sick. Then he ate like a hot sandwich. He just like wouldn't stop eating smelly things.

• 7:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Really?

• 7:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Then he took out beef jerky. I was like, fine.

• 7:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  I did that.

• 7:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, you're a woman. I don't care what you do.

• 7:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, okay. Yeah, I had a chomp on the plane.

• 7:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Women can do whatever they want.

• 8:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so next in the 90s nostalgia report is TikTok has discovered Tai Bo, the beloved 90s workout. So did you ever do Tai Bo? I, I remember the commercial.

• 8:11Rayna Greenberg?

  Billy Blanks being, Billy Blanks.

• 8:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  The head of it being hot. So I love when TikTok like rediscover stuff from our like childhood or, you know.

• 8:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  When they steal everything that we invented.

• 8:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, so it's this workout combining Taekwondo, boxing and aerobics made popular in the 90s by Billy Blanks, seen a resurgence online. And it's really funny because workouts these days have gotten so aggressive. Like, everything is elevated. Like, even choreo from the 90s, like, the stuff we thought was cool is not, it's so much more technical, it's so much more like, I don't know.

• 8:48Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm not in the culture.

• 8:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  So you watch these workouts, you're like, people thought they were really doing it.

• 8:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Funny. I know, they would like just be in the park doing aerobics. And they were like,

• 8:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  I guess aerobics in general, it's just like easier, which I'm all for it. Move your body however you gotta do it. Take a walk.

• 9:03Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, but it's not, is it 75 hard? What's the number?

• 9:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  What does that mean?

• 9:07Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, that thing people do?

• 9:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know what that is.

• 9:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you know, do you guys know what it is? 90, 75 hard? You just like have a miserable life for like 75 days. And you have to like eat a terrible diet that's horrible and exercise a lot. And it's like, just try to survive this. Like, that's exercising today.

• 9:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Life's too short.

• 9:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Exercising back in our day was like, let's just go to the park.

• 9:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Dance around. So I think also people like his energy. So I think it's just like, feel good. We need that in these dark times. So anyway, Tybo is back. And lastly, No Doubt is doing their Sphere residency.

• 9:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I saw that Gwen Stefani is the first woman to headline the Sphere.

• 9:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, okay. Um, that sounds about right.

• 9:48Rayna Greenberg?

  Who do we see in Vegas? Why am I blanking out?

• 9:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Gwen Stefani.

• 9:52Rayna Greenberg?

  We saw Gwen Stefani.

• 9:55Rayna Greenberg?

  You guys are sick. Um, wow.

• 9:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  So I just think that would be a cool group to see.

• 10:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Absolutely. We should go.

• 10:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, well, I'm just like so sad I missed Backstreet Boys.

• 10:06Rayna Greenberg?

  I am too.

• 10:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  I could not swing it with the wedding planning and the tour.

• 10:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Your three bachelorette parties.

• 10:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  And three bachelorette parties, yeah. But that is, I think I'll regret it forever.

• 10:15Rayna Greenberg?

  So I don't want to regret this. No, I mean, I regret not going to Taylor Swift more times. Right. So I don't want you to regret this. I think we should go. I think it'd be really fun. Okay. Okay. So if you guys get the opportunity to go to that, we'll be there. Okay. Next up, Ashley and I, um, we went to the roast of Kevin Hart on Sunday night. Netflix is a Joke presented this and it's the first roast in two years since the Tom Brady roast, two years ago, which made Nikki Glaser just a huge standout star. I have thoughts and feelings. Overall, we had a great time. It was, I was entertained start to finish for three hours.

• 10:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. We, I think watching on TV is different than being in the room with, with any, with stand-up in general, comedy in general. So being there and having our friends with us and we were sitting with other comedians, we had a great time. I mean, I think opening with Tom Brady really brought the star power. There was a lot of talk about them not having, I don't know, the biggest talent on the dais? Is that what it's called? The dais is the thing?

• 11:12Rayna Greenberg?

  They kept saying the word dais and I could hear everybody around me going, what's a dais?

• 11:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think it's just like the stage.

• 11:18Rayna Greenberg?

  The couch. Yeah, whatever. The, the, the panel, if you will.

• 11:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  So to have Tom Brady open it, we're like, oh, we're, we're cooking. And then Usher, so I just thought they were playing Usher. And then Raina goes, he's right there. I said, he's, I lost my, I was screaming. I felt like when I was at the Super Bowl and Rihanna was doing halftime show and no one around me was as excited as me. I was like losing my mind over Usher. And then he incorporated roast jokes into Burn, like redid. So I thought that was iconic. So it did start hot. Cause like, there was rumblings of like, it's just not gonna be as good. And listen, Tom Brady was an insane person to, to agree to that and to have do it.

• 11:58Rayna Greenberg?

  I've been seeing some very funny memes though, where people were like, he got $25 million to sit on stage and have people roast his ex-wife for having an affair with a jujitsu person. And then one person made a joke about Robert Kraft and he was like, too far.

• 12:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  That was off limits.

• 12:11Rayna Greenberg?

  That's, that's so funny to me.

• 12:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  It is, it is so funny. Like, yes, when he, two years ago, when he like walked up and was like, keep Robert Kraft's name out of your mouth.

• 12:18Rayna Greenberg?

  But my ex-wife opened season. She didn't fare the jujitsu instructor, go for it.

• 12:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I mean, I have a lot of thoughts and I, we had a great time. There were some people I could have done without. I, I don't need to see Kill Tony. I mean, he, his cadence and the way he delivers roast jokes are unmatched, but it feels mean spirited. I think he's a mean person. So like him and there's some, there's some things I didn't like, but I think we'll focus on kind of what we did like today.

• 12:50Rayna Greenberg?

  What I did like about Tony Hinchcliffe being there was that, and if you guys don't know, I mean, he performed at the RNC. He's a big, he's a MAGA Trump supporter and people obviously have a problem with him, as do we. But people took a lot of shots at him, which I enjoyed.

• 13:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's what it is, though.

• 13:06Rayna Greenberg?

  It was fun for me.

• 13:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's what it is. Yeah, people dragged him through the mud. I mean, that's what a roast is. Like, a lot of the comments I'm seeing from people who are criticizing the roast, I'm like, you don't know what a roast is.

• 13:17Rayna Greenberg?

  People took it too far.

• 13:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  But like, it's a, roasts are technically racist, ageist, sexist, homophobic, slut shaming, body shaming, all the meanest, most terrible fucked up things you could think to say about somebody. Talking about someone's dad dying in 9/11, someone's spouse committing suicide, the lowest points in people's lives, affairs being canceled, like.

• 13:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Someone's dabbing a crackhead, of course.

• 13:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  The darkest dad leaving, abandonment, all of the things. I thought it was a little race heavy, but like, race is always part of it. Like, we did not need that George Floyd joke. I thought it was unnecessary and it wasn't, like, everyone ended their roast with, like, really nice words about Kevin and Kill Tony ends it with, like, a really out of pocket joke. Like, it felt like, I didn't love it, but as a comedian, this is the time when you get to see the most fucked up shit and it's accepted. So like, I love a roast. And if people were offended by it, that's fine, but I always just want to remind people what a roast is. It's fucked up.

• 14:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, it's on Netflix and so I think people previously weren't able to make these type of jokes because it was on network television, it was on Comedy Central, so people couldn't say that type of stuff. Of course, there's like network censors and so they can say any- Thing they want. If you go to an actual roast, it's the most fucked up stuff you've ever heard. Some people were like, Chelsea Handler didn't look very happy about the joke Shane Gillis made about her. I don't know. I think that everybody takes shots at everybody. That's why you go there. And I said to you, I think, I was a little disappointed that the focal point was Kevin Hart, because I've seen him host so many roasts at this point. And I've heard every joke you're ever going to tell about him. And so I was like, why not pick somebody else? But you made the point that like, not a lot of people want to be the focus of this stuff, which is, yeah, I wouldn't. I like Kevin Hart. I,

• 15:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't think he was the first choice. He did, he hosted Tom Brady's roast. We just saw him. If no, no other reason than that, like he's not, Tom Brady was just, it was so crazy that this athlete did that. A little more of a private person. I will say, I like Shane. I thought he did a great job. I don't lump him into MAGA. I know that's what a lot of people said. I don't think of him as, I don't want to get into Shane's politics, but like, I talked to him after, at the after party, and he was like, it was kind of a rocky start. And we, he referenced it, like, he wasn't really feeling the energy, which also I think he was like, probably feeling that from the crowd in the front, and where everyone around us was laughing the whole time. And he was like, Chelsea really kind of got, like shifted the energy. I mean, I think she crushed.

• 15:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think she did the damn thing. We have, you know, our feelings about her, but I want to credit her. I think she did an incredible job. And even Shane credited her with like, that was when we felt the energy shift in a positive way. They were hanging out to go to the after party. You know, like, people always want to say like, this beef and that beef. And it's just not like that. It like, does all feel like in good fun. When you're in the room, you're watching these people absolutely drag each other and then go dap it up on the couch afterwards.

• 16:10Rayna Greenberg?

  They sat next to each other. I thought they were both phenomenal. I totally agree with everything you said. I loved Chelsea Handler's jokes, my personal feelings aside, but, I thought she was great. I thought Shane was great. And they sat together for the whole roast and they seemed to be having fun together.

• 16:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  They were sitting together at the after party.

• 16:23Rayna Greenberg?

  My theory on the, the front row and people just in general, the way it's set up is it's in an arena. It's the Kia Forum, but the floor is set up with tables and those are the people on TV. And I think some of those people don't want to be on television laughing at this stuff, because it's so offensive. And maybe that's why he doesn't like feel the love in the front row, because like, The jokes were so offensive, but I also, I thought Pete Davidson had some like great unbelievable jokes.

• 16:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  I thought he was great. Cheryl Underwood, you guys. So again, there just felt like not funny to me, unnecessary jokes about her skin color.

• 17:00Rayna Greenberg?

  It was disproportionate. What is the point of this?

• 17:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  It was just, we needed less of that and people just really were taking these shots at her. But just like, I just wasn't crazy about. So I was rooting for her so hard. I feel like collectively, we were all just like rooting for her. She comes up, she brings the house down. I mean, she's incredible talent. She's an old school Def Jam comic. Standing ovation. It was electric. I just wanted to cry. Like this woman who had sat there on these jokes at black women, I just wasn't feeling it. And then she just comes up, slays. She just, she brought the house down.

• 17:35Rayna Greenberg?

  I love to see it because to your point, I, the cheap shots at her, like people took a lot of shots at everybody. Of course Chelsea Handler for being old and all these people she's been sex with and being a slut and all these things. Great, but like really, I loved to just watch her walk out there and just kill and just no missteps. Just like bam bam bam bam bam.

• 17:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  The energy though, and then she opened it with free speech and just we're all here able to do this. But you could tell she was like, this is my fucking moment. All these fucking white dudes have been up here. And I just love to see it. I love Lizzo. I thought she was having a great time. I think no one had more fun up on that stage of Lizzo. She, I think that's when she went to the bathroom, but she laughed through her whole set. She was like giggling. Every time they were taking shots at her, she was really laughing and enjoying herself.

• 18:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Pete Davidson said one battle after the next is what Lizzo calls every time she goes up the steps. And they, they turned the camera on to her and she's just, she's in it and laughing.

• 18:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Hysterical.

• 18:30Rayna Greenberg?

  But okay, so I loved a lot of this. My favorite, I didn't know if it was gonna happen, but they closed out the show with The Rock. He came out on this platform and they're like, he was like daddy's home and him and Kevin Hart like went back and forth. And they're actually like friends and they just like traded so many insults and The Rock was like, you should suck on my nipples. And it was so. Funny, his comedic timing was unbelievable. I get so horny for him. People were trying to talk to me. I was like, shh, don't speak to me while he's out here. Like, I, I think I looked so elated, the way that like, people feeling like their friend is on stage. Like, that's probably how I would look if you were on stage.

• 19:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 19:05Rayna Greenberg?

  I was so excited that like daddy was on stage.

• 19:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  I, yeah, you were, yeah, it was exactly like, don't talk to Reina. Can I just tell you my, my joke that I can't believe didn't get said? So The Rock does this whole thing on, what, I think it was The Rock. He does this whole thing on Draymond Green and he was like, who was just really the most hated of the night, just because of him playing for the Warriors and he booed every time they brought him up.

• 19:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Audience would not let up.

• 19:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, on Draymond Green. So I think The Rock was like, your name is so stupid. It's just Raymond with a D in front of it. I'm like, isn't your name Dwayne?

• 19:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Isn't it spelled like D-Wayne?

• 19:40Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, Dwayne.

• 19:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  I couldn't, no, wait, yes, it is.

• 19:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I forget that his name is Dwayne. When you said that to me, I was like,

• 19:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  I, I couldn't believe that they were up here, Draymond is such a dumb name because it's a D in front. He, he went long on it. He, then he started, he did other words with a D. I was like, no one's gonna say it? No one's gonna say you also have a name that just, a D that got stuck in the front of it? Anyways, that's my Miss Rose joke, but we really loved it.

• 20:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  And Meek Mill closed it out. So it was a big Philly theme throughout. Obviously Shane, Philly guy, Kevin Hart, and then Meek Mill closed it out with Dreams and Nightmares and we went to the after-party afterwards. And at the after-party, there was still a VIP, like, people were separated from.

• 20:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Us. It was just us and everybody else?

• 20:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, there was like a back VIP section. It was like Meek Mill, obviously French Montana, Lamar Odom and.

• 20:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Funny.

• 20:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Tiffany Haddish was in there, who Tiffany Haddish was also on stage at the roast and no one said a thing and I don't understand.

• 20:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, I, I was like, that can't be her because she just, she sat on stage the entire time. She wasn't part of the roast. I was confused about it.

• 20:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  But like, why not even acknowledge, like, there's a back, like, the back couch is like, it should be just friends and people you want up there to laugh and yuck it up. Why have a, like, famous comic up there and not address it?

• 20:58Rayna Greenberg?

  I have no idea. We're positive it was her.

• 21:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 21:01Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm asking, that's how crazy it is to me.

• 21:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, exactly. So anyway, she was there, but um, at the after-party, so. I just was like, I love Meek Mill, my brother really loves Meek Mill. And so I was like, I just want to get a picture if I can, you know, whatever. So Shashank's like, just go ask him, he's gonna be cool. There's a good velvet rope, though. Like, I have to lean over the rope, but he was very close to the rope. So I'm like, no, Shashank, you do it, because people just love him. And he's this tall, good-looking Indian guy. Like, every time he approaches somebody, they just like want to talk to him.

• 21:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Also, it's unexpected. You don't expect, like, he looks cooler than someone.

• 21:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  He talked to Cheryl, he talked to everybody. He, if I went up to Cheryl, I was just like, you did so great tonight. She's like, thank you. Like, I was just watching that, you know. So he goes up, and there's a security guy right there. And Shashank was like, hey, my, my, uh, my wife's from Philly. Which I'm like, don't be telling people I'm from Philly, because what if he says where? And I've just seen that.

• 21:47Rayna Greenberg?

  You make it up, yeah.

• 21:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or, you know.

• 21:49Rayna Greenberg?

  It's embarrassing.

• 21:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  So he was like, my wife's from Philly, she loves you. We played Dreams and Nightmares at our wedding. And, which, it, maybe our DJ played it, but I was appropriating Matt's wedding. Matt ended his wedding with Dreams and Nightmares, the last song in the night, which is unofficial Eagles.

• 22:04Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't think he's gonna figure that out, though.

• 22:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, he was, he got excited. He was like, we played Dreams and Nightmares, you're right, that's so cool, whatever. I feel, I just told this story on Chicks, so I'm like retelling it, but, so I feel a little weird, but I'm gonna tell it the same way. And we're doing this thing, and I didn't, I was gonna ask him for a photo. I was just gonna have a nice moment and be on my way. I don't need to do that, there's other famous people around, whatever. The security guard puts his hand on Shashank, and Meek's like, he's good. Like, it was a whole thing. And we're talking to him, and he goes, so get that flick, then. And I, I was like, what?

• 22:31Rayna Greenberg?

  That's so cool.

• 22:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Is that me?

• 22:33Rayna Greenberg?

  That's so cool.

• 22:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Did you, would you have thought?

• 22:37Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know, what, what else would it have meant?

• 22:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, and I, I go, what? He was like, get that flick, then.

• 22:42Rayna Greenberg?

  That's so cool.

• 22:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Shashank, like, takes the picture. He's like, you get in it, too, man? And he was like, no, I'm like, then he was gonna take it. Tiffany, so Tiffany Haddish and French Montana are in the back of the photo.

• 22:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, I thought you made them take the photo. Ashley, do you think I could sell, take that flick? Do you think if I said it to somebody, like, at an airport? Like, I, I get approached only when I look the ugliest, and I am, like, knee-deep in a sandwich from, like, Hudson News. And if someone's like, do you mind if I take a selfie? Do you think about, I was like, take that flick, then?

• 23:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just did this with Chicks, and I asked them, when people come up to you, Like, you never want to offer a photo because what if they say, no, thanks? If you say, take that flick that and they're like, no, I'm good.

• 23:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, okay. So I was at the airport the other day. You weren't with me. I was in Chicago and I was so hungry and I was like, I just have to eat this thing. And I got this sandwich. It was like bacon and cheese on it. I just was taking, it was a wrap. And so I was opening the wrap to take the cheese and the bacon off of it because it looked kind of gross. So my fingers are sticky and I'm sitting there eating. There's a woman sitting down next to me and I'm facing outside. I look so ugly. I look the ugliest step ever looked in this girl runs up behind me and she's like, I miss you. And, and whatever city she was like, I flew to Chicago to see your show today. And I was like, oh my God, thank you so much. It was so sweet. And as she goes to walk away, the woman sitting next to me looks up and goes, do you girls want me to take a photo for you? And I was like, no, no, no, no. This girl, I look so ugly. She DM'd me and asked if it was okay to post the photo.

• 24:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, you did get a photo and she did not ask you for your permission. Even she was like, she's not gonna want this.

• 24:10Rayna Greenberg?

  This shouldn't be on the internet.

• 24:15Rayna Greenberg?

  I probably had, you know, when those wraps sit out for a long time, they get gummy. I probably had the green wrap like on my teeth or something.

• 24:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:22Rayna Greenberg?

  You don't want to see me like this.

• 24:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  No. Remember that wet burrito?

• 24:26Rayna Greenberg?

  I got corn in my burrito.

• 24:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  That wet corn, we were in Chicago in the food court, that wet corn burrito. All the lounges were at capacity. We just sat there. I didn't sleep. That was, I hooked up with that 23 year old. I was coming, I was in the sleepy shirt. That was one of the darkest mornings.

• 24:45Rayna Greenberg?

  I was sleeping on Ryan and he was like, please stop this. Please stop pretending I'm your boyfriend. Okay. It's been four years.

• 24:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  And that's the court. You were like, you're wearing your pajamas.

• 24:55Rayna Greenberg?

  All that like soupy corn was dripping out of the bag of the burrito.

• 25:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right. Well, on a sexier note, we had a show with the Netflix is a Joke Festival. And so we just wanted to thank you guys all for coming out. We had a great time and we did the show with the Chip and Dales, like the iconic Chip and Dales. They sent their four hottest guys.

• 25:16Rayna Greenberg?

  I couldn't believe what I was looking at and they like, they ran through the show a few times.

• 25:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I thought you were gonna say they ran through me like.

• 25:22Rayna Greenberg?

  They did run through me. I got a lap dance from all four of them at the same time and they rehearsed it multiple times with me. One of them was sticking his fingers in my mouth. I was so horny.

• 25:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  Guys, so they are fans of Raina and I found this out privately. She was somewhere else and when we went for my third bachelorette, we did this thing on stage. They called you up. They knew we were there, but they brought Raina up and did this whole shower scene with one of the dancers. And you were in it. We've talked about this. We posted photos and he came and he realized who you were. And he goes, that's the best girl that's ever done that, done the shower thing. He was like, because you get such a mix of people who don't know if they're uncomfortable. They don't want to lean in, which is understandable. But I was like, oh no, she's like born to do. He's like, I can't believe she's here. Like they were like fangirling you and I was like, she's here. Like I, you guys are going to get dance on her tonight.

• 26:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  And he picks you up. He like came over and like picked you up. I was like, he's in love with you, I think.

• 26:20Rayna Greenberg?

  So I asked him like one about me and was like, so amazing compared to everybody else. And he was like, you're just comfortable with like attention. And I was like, oh yeah, I am.

• 26:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  And like being touched and touching back and.

• 26:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Touching back, yes. Um, I think that not everybody wants to be touched that much. I do. All four of them stripped on me. It was amazing. That reminds me also, I forgot my tickets go on sale for the second part of my tour today and I'm ending it in Vegas. So it will be 11, 11, 12, the last show of the tour. Truly, I'm not extending it, will be in Vegas, rainagreener.com. But they were so fun. You planned a great show. Again, had nothing to do with me, but you planned a phenomenal show. It really, we, we have not shared the stage that much with another team. And so much of Netflix's joke, that festival was like that, that a lot of people were like interviewing other people and um, it was just really so special.

• 27:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So we had such a great time. And so thank you to you guys. Thank you to the Chippendales and Jason, who was like the lead Chippendale. So we've known him. He did the Vegas show when we did this years ago. He was there for my bachelor. He's the emcee. Like you always typically see him. He's like the, the head guy. And he was the one that was on Mormon Wives. And so we, when they did the Chippendales, season one, two, season one or two? Two, because season one was like the whole Chippendales drama and then they brought them in.

• 27:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Into was the episode on where Jesse is getting stripped on.

• 27:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, and the cops show up. And so we're like, we have to ask you about that. He was like, you guys, it was crazy. He was like, I was like upstairs in the bathroom. The cops are on the lawn. He's like, these white people in Utah, like the cops are here. Like, and then like Brett's on the lawn with the cuffs and the like, we were talking to him, like, not handcuffs, like chip and nails cuffs and bow tie. It was just so funny to relive that with him. He's just like, I remember seeing him on Mormon Wives. I was like, that's our guy.

• 28:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Meanwhile, the like, the Vegas stripper is the most tame person on that episode.

• 28:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 28:05Rayna Greenberg?

  He's like religious white people are on the lawn like, I'll fucking kill you.

• 28:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  With the police.

• 28:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 28:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was texting his publicist like, I gotta get out of here.

• 28:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Brett's trying to fight our boyfriend Chase.

• 28:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  He said he got pushed by Chase?

• 28:17Rayna Greenberg?

  No, um Brett?

• 28:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Dakota?

• 28:20Rayna Greenberg?

  No. I'll keep saying stuff. Zach?

• 28:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Zach.

• 28:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Little Zach.

• 28:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  Zach put his hands on it.

• 28:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Zach put his hands on it. And Zach is 5'2".

• 28:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's crazy.

• 28:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 28:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. So you finally saw the Devil's Pride 2. I'm excited to talk to you about this. And there are, there'll be some spoilers ahead. So if you guys, it's not like this is like a murder mystery. You guys will be fine. But,

• 28:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, yes. Well, yeah, of course.

• 28:41Rayna Greenberg?

  Spoilers ahead though. Okay. What'd you think? Did you like it?

• 28:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, I liked it. I feel like collectively, we're all using the words like and good. So I wouldn't say love and I wouldn't say great. But I think they did a great job considering 20 years ago, a perfect movie was made and they're trying to do it again.

• 29:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  And the expectations were low, I think. I, we were like, how could you ever recreate? Not that they were necessarily trying to, but same exact cast. So I thought they did a great job and I did enjoy it.

• 29:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, there are so many improbable storylines that were so lazy to me, but I did like it and I enjoyed myself. The worst storyline of all was the love interest for Anne Hathaway. What was the point of this?

• 29:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait, what do you mean?

• 29:32Rayna Greenberg?

  There was no chemistry between the two of them.

• 29:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  I disagree.

• 29:34Rayna Greenberg?

  It did not affect the movie in any way. This guy just like, what, built the apartment she decides to buy? He did not need to be there. What was the point of this? We can't just have like a strong female character without a love interest.

• 29:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, that's fair. I just, I like.

• 29:48Rayna Greenberg?

  It didn't impact the movie in any way for me.

• 29:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 29:51Rayna Greenberg?

  That's fair.

• 29:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  We didn't need it.

• 29:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I didn't hate him, but like, what, there wasn't a central conflict there I needed. It wasn't like with her and Adrian Grenier where it's like, that, he's like such a part of the movie.

• 30:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's, that's true. Yeah, I guess, I guess I agree with you. There was a moment where she had, everything was happening, like with the magazine and the new, like all the things. And he kind of tried to jump in and be like, well, in my line of work and like draw an example. And she like snapped at him and I was like, you don't deserve that man. And then I was like, she better apologize. Cause that's her character. That's, you're a, you're a bitch. Like we've all done it, but we, we say that was out of character and I'm sorry. Like if you're that person where a loved, a loved one, friend, partner is trying to be like, and you like condescendingly or like your work doesn't matter like mine does kind of vibes.

• 30:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  And so when she went to like get him back, she didn't apologize for that. And I didn't like it.

• 30:51Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't even think it fazed me. I was like, what is the point of this guy being here? But I agree with you.

• 30:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  She seemed like a shitty partner in that moment. It bothered me.

• 30:58Rayna Greenberg?

  Why give her a partner?

• 30:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then right after that, she shows up at Miranda's house in the middle of the night. I was like, Andy's crashing out.

• 31:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 31:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, I was like, she's crashing out. Like it's, this is too much.

• 31:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Although I just, they really watered down the Miranda character.

• 31:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait, okay, I don't think, Raina, I thought she was so mean.

• 31:17Rayna Greenberg?

  She flew economy to Paris.

• 31:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  When she flew economy?

• 31:20Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't fly economy to Paris.

• 31:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Her flying economy was the biggest pothole. I gasped. I turned to, I just shunk on one side and Nush got on the other. I was like, I hate, I hate this. I screamed. Everyone else in economy is one thing, Anna Wintor does not walk through the Delta One cabin and sit in economy. It just would never happen. She'd pay herself.

• 31:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Absolutely.

• 31:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, I get what they were trying to do. They did this cut where they literally are just like, end flights and then they cut to her. I was like, they're not going to put her in economy. I couldn't believe it.

• 31:50Rayna Greenberg?

  It's just, they watered down the character.

• 31:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  But I thought she was mean. The first meeting, I was like, she's mean.

• 31:57Rayna Greenberg?

  That's what I'm looking for in that character.

• 31:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, extra me. I thought the first half of the movie was right on par.

• 32:04Rayna Greenberg?

  She was like, why are you speaking?

• 32:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  The funniest part, I laughed out loud when she walked into the cafeteria.

• 32:11Rayna Greenberg?

  I loved it.

• 32:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Because I kept thinking Anna Wintour.

• 32:13Rayna Greenberg?

  We have a cafeteria here?

• 32:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Anna Wintour walks into the cafeteria? Like, she was just at the Met Gala. Like, I kept picturing Anna Wintour obviously doing these things, and really, it really got me.

• 32:23Rayna Greenberg?

  That was really funny. Anne Hathaway being the features editor at Vogue, and she has this shitty garbage office, and she's writing the articles herself, and they give her some, like, garbage intern as an assistant. The features editor was one of the most famous publications in America. They're just like, give her the broom closet. She'll write her own articles. What? And, okay, so I had a problem with that.

• 32:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 32:44Rayna Greenberg?

  Uh, she, her writing a book about Miranda Priestly, she'd be under an NDA. That would never, ever happen. Uh, and then this, like, bidding war for the magazine that, like, you know, Anne Hathaway cooks up this idea that, like, Justin Theroux is gonna buy the magazine, and they get that done in, like, 12 hours, and then, like, eight hours. Then she's on the phone being like, wake them up, wake them up, wake them up. Who are we waking up? Why does she make 19 phone calls? So who are we waking up? The lawyers? And then Lucy Liu buys the magazine, and this all goes down in 24 hours. We've brokered a deal for the most famous publication in the United States in, like, an hour and a half.

• 33:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Raina, not the publication, the whole media company. Lucy Liu buys Conde Nast overnight.

• 33:21Rayna Greenberg?

  You're talking about a publicly traded company with a board. And they're just like, Lucy Liu's just like, I'll take it. And Justin Theroux is like, I don't want it. What?

• 33:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just had to keep telling myself, like, just ignore that part of it. It was so improbable and unrealistic. And I kept thinking back, was the first one like this? And I think, I don't think. I think the first one was probably just felt more probable.

• 33:46Rayna Greenberg?

  It was just corny. I think they needed, like, a central conflict. It's just like, it was so lazy. Wake them up, wake them up. Like, who are we waking up?

• 33:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 33:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, let me ask you a question.

• 33:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Those are all my problems.

• 33:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Let me ask you a real-life question. Would you?

• 34:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Be friends with Andy Sachs in real life.

• 34:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  She is annoying.

• 34:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, she would be my annoying friend I like talked about behind her back, but I would go to the Met Gala with her if she could like get me on the list.

• 34:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, I do feel Emily Blunt on the way she treats her. That would be me. You're just too much.

• 34:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Too earnest and annoying.

• 34:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's she's the top level of earnest and where it's like, stop, you're too mu- it's too much. You're too like desperate for my friendship or something.

• 34:31Rayna Greenberg?

  I feel when people get a little too desperate with me. It's just like, that's a recipe for I'm never gonna be nice to you. I just, I need like a little more mental illness like sprinkled in for fun.

• 34:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's just like, she's always gonna have a moment. You know, like the way, the way Miranda and Emily treat her is like how I would like just keep her arms laying.

• 34:49Rayna Greenberg?

  That's, that's, that would be me. Like, you know, I just, I don't like when people are too nice to me or too earnest. I just, I, I have to like strong arm them a little bit. I have to be mean to them for six to nine months.

• 35:02Rayna Greenberg?

  But as soon as they're mean back to me, and Brittany tells me that's because my mom didn't love me growing up. Which is true, she didn't.

• 35:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  She loved you, she just didn't act like it.

• 35:13Rayna Greenberg?

  She loves me, she just doesn't like me at all.

• 35:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's true.

• 35:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Following Mother's Day. Maybe someday I'll speak on this relationship.

• 35:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, well, whenever you want. Okay, your show. While we're here, Anne Hathaway apparently is gonna be in Yesteryear. So, we reviewed Yesteryear, the book, last week, and someone commented on our reel, they're making this into a movie with Anne Hathaway, and I thought that was a hilarious joke from a listener.

• 35:40Rayna Greenberg?

  And when you said it to me, I also thought it was a hilarious joke from my comedian friend, Ashley.

• 35:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Again, Anne Hathaway is a wonderful actress. She's so beautiful.

• 35:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Are there other actresses?

• 35:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  But what, like, idea, now we're, the idea of you, Verity, Silent Patient, which Verity and Silent Patient are similar.

• 36:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  And now, yesteryear, like she, and I think she's involved in bringing these to life, which, great, but what is, oh, it's so much, and on top of Devil's Pride II, like, it's so much. It's her and Nicole Kidman, that's it. Like, I was talking to my agent about, like, really a lot less jobs in Hollywood, a lot less is being made, like, A-list actors are struggling to find work. And I'm like, yeah, because Anne Hathaway and Nicole Kidman are taking all the jobs.

• 36:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Those four books you list up are four of my favorite books of all time. They're four of everybody's favorite books of all time. I think we just spread it out a little bit. I think that Anne Hathaway is phenomenal. She's great. I would love to watch her in any movie, but I'd also like to watch other people in any movie.

• 36:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yesteryear, so when I was just with Rhea and Fran, they said Rosamund Pike, how great she would be for Yesteryear.

• 36:45Rayna Greenberg?

  So good. Both of them are, I would like to see somebody a little bit younger.

• 36:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Younger, no, ask me younger, you're right, you're right. Rosamund Pike is just, she's got that, like, diabolical, character-wise.

• 36:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Gone Girl, ooh, so incredible.

• 36:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, like, I like fresh faces sometimes. Like, I really love to see the actors that we grew up with, but I like to see new people, too.

• 37:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, let's just give somebody else a chance. It's crazy.

• 37:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. Okay, let's just thank Quince, and then we'll get back into it.

• 37:14Rayna Greenberg?

  So if you guys are thinking you want to be more intentional about what you wear day-to-day, and you want pieces that feel, like, effortless and comfortable but look really put together, you guys know we love Quince. And a great way to do this is to just get really great, high-quality staple pieces, so t-shirts, jeans, shoes, jewelry. Quince has all those things. You guys will not believe the price for the quality that you get. So they have 100% European linen, they have organic cotton, ultra-soft denim, and everything is just so top-notch. Ashley and I have been shopping with them for years, and the quality just holds up over time. We have so much stuff, sweaters and jeans, the shoes, I can't get enough of it. It's great for summer travel. Also, they have luggage. I have this neoprene duffel that I carry all the time. So if you guys want to, like, upgrade your summer luggage game, they have that as well. And then their pieces are priced

• 37:59Rayna Greenberg?

  50 to 80% less than similar brands. I mean, you're gonna look at the prices and be like, this cannot be good for the price, and you're gonna get it and be like, I cannot believe the quality of this, it's unbelievable.

• 38:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's amazing. We were talking about this last time. I have this cashmere tank, and it's just, doesn't, and I have more cashmere for it, it doesn't pill. You wash it in the washer, and I hang it to dry, but the silk, the cashmere, the cotton, second to none.

• 38:21Rayna Greenberg?

  It's really fantastic.

• 38:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  The jewelry. Want to buy your friend a ruby necklace, maybe?

• 38:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Maybe for her, for your anniversary.

• 38:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  For your anniversary, yeah.

• 38:28Rayna Greenberg?

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• 38:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so we're just gonna run through a few TV things. Raina's going to run through a few TV things. Walk me through some news.

• 38:53Rayna Greenberg?

  So, I mean, every week I'm like, this is the last week that we will cover Summer House. And then they just keep feeding us. So basically what had happened was Jen Fessler, who is a Real Housewife in New Jersey, was on a red carpet for an event and was being interviewed. And basically somebody said, like, what do you think about the stuff going on with Wes Wilson and Ciara Miller? And she said, he does not mean any harm. He doesn't mean it. He's just here to have, he's just trying to have a good time. He doesn't want to hurt anyone. Give him a break. And Ciara publicly commented, that's because they had sex with each other.

• 39:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Ciara, I mean, it, she, in the beginning of this, was so quiet and didn't say anything. And I feel that she has been unleashed. And I love to see it. And I will say, so Jen did say, Jen Fessler did say, like, I love Ciara. We all love Ciara. She's so great. But give him a break. Give him a break would ignite something inside of me.

• 39:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right, right, right.

• 39:51Rayna Greenberg?

  I, I would also comment, that's because they fucked. And so now people are like, did this really happen? Because there's this clip from West on Watch What Happens Live saying, I have slept with this one older woman, like, much, much older. And Andy's trying to figure out how old she is. And he says, older than 50, just younger than 60.

• 40:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's, but, but Ciara's not lying. That Ciara knows. She's, is so smart and she just feels like she's always in control and she knows what she's doing. She's not making those faul, she's not making false claims about that kind of stuff.

• 40:23Rayna Greenberg?

  So Jen Fessler is married and she has kids. And she came out and said, this is not true. I'm very flattered that anybody would think this, but it's not true. And this is libel. And this is not a thing that happened. And West also is like, that's not a thing that happened. And Ciara then tweets out, don't fuck with me.

• 40:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, it is all these people's job to be reality TV people. So you never know what's the truth and what's a lie. But when I think about who has a reason to lie in this scenario, it is Jen Fessler.

• 40:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's not Ciara.

• 40:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Why would Ciara lie about that? And yeah, it would really provoke me if I saw this person on a red carpet being like, just give them a break. And I knew that they slept together. But basically, she is accusing her of having an affair, which is a bold statement. But yeah, why, what reason does she have to lie about that?

• 41:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right. Okay.

• 41:16Rayna Greenberg?

  So it's messy. And honestly, I think she was pretty demure about this whole thing prior to the reunion. And she probably just got fucked with by them so bad at the reunion. And, you know, I can't imagine what happened. Well, I wait with bated breath. But maybe they weren't that apologetic. Maybe they weren't that kind.

• 41:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Doesn't sound like it.

• 41:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Wes is just running around posting on Instagram weddings, having the time of his life. And I would be like, okay, I'm gonna say whatever I want to say.

• 41:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  For sure. Yeah. Okay, so the reunion is going to be Tuesday, May 26.

• 41:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, Tuesday, May 26. And Upfront's released just like a little quick clip of it, or people there that basically filmed it and released that. But it is Kyle saying that Wes has had a girlfriend, like a confirmed exclusive girlfriend since February 2025, that he has a not a great relationship to the truth. And so I am just dying for this reunion. I can't wait. We should have a watch party.

• 42:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, we have to. Okay, Raina, tell us what's going on in Euphoria.

• 42:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Ugh. We have reached a level of like, this isn't even, okay, so here's what happened this week. Episode five heavily focuses on Sydney Sweeney and her burgeoning OnlyFans career that Maddie is managing for her. And she is the star of this episode, start to finish. And she is just like naked and doing ASMR videos. And it's really dirty with like a lot of sex toys and a lot of dirty talk. I mean, it is so, so dirty. And you see her naked. And it feels so gratuitous. It feels like the creator of the show just wanted to watch Sydney Sweeney do all this stuff.

• 42:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, that's what people are saying, of course. And I really want to know. I'm dying to talk to Sydney Sweeney. Does this get presented to her? And she's like, I guess I gotta do it. Or is she like, yes, I love this. I want to do this. I want to be edgy and naked and sexual in this way. I'm dying to know. Or is part of her like, I don't want to do this.

• 43:13Rayna Greenberg?

  It's surprising to see an actress at her level agree to be this naked and play with sex toys and be reading these lines. They're basically having her like mime and, and do all these like ASMR sexy videos and talk dirty. And it's, I mean, it's so filthy. I mean, I'm not like a clutch or pearls kind of person. We own a sex toy company, but it's a lot. And you don't see a lot of actresses being willing to do this. And she is naked, I mean, from the waist up. And it just feels so gratuitous.

• 43:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I'd be like, it's if men are, if men are in charge of this, like, I don't like it.

• 43:49Rayna Greenberg?

  And people, so basically OnlyFans creators have come forward saying this is not realistic to the platform either. And one of the things that's the most shocking is that Sydney Sweeney is dressed up as a baby. And they're basically saying like, OnlyFans does not promote pedophilia.

• 44:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Rayna Greenberg?

  And people dressing up as babies and this level of pornography, which I can't speak to. I don't know what private videos go on in OnlyFans. But I would actually venture to say this show is so stupid and so ridiculous and so outside of the realm of anything that could happen. It feels like fantasy. It feels like we have entered this like sci-fi place. Like, I don't really understand still where the strip club is. Like, it feel, they're all living in LA, but the strip club is at the desert. And I don't really understand like where it is. These storylines are so stupid. The show is so fucking stupid.

• 44:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, it's like Jump the Shark at this point.

• 44:36Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 44:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  And this maybe will be the last season.

• 44:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, I hope. But like, OnlyFans creators are upset and I, to their credit, yes, they deserve to be upset about it because they have to adhere to certain guidelines. But I would venture to say this show is so stupid. It's not even a real, it's like an, a re-imagination of anything could happen. You couldn't possibly think this was real.

• 44:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:54Rayna Greenberg?

  It's so stupid.

• 44:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 44:56Rayna Greenberg?

  So anyways, that's my feelings and I will continue to watch it every week. So I am part of the problem.

• 45:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  You'll continue to update us.

• 45:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, well, we just have a few quick headlines for you guys and then we will send you on your way. Okay, starting a name that I just thought we were done hearing. Um, James Kennedy, DJ James Kennedy is expecting his first baby with his new girlfriend. You know, some people shouldn't breed.

• 45:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'll take your word for it. I'm not, I don't.

• 45:18Rayna Greenberg?

  You know about James Kennedy.

• 45:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 45:19Rayna Greenberg?

  And you don't want to. Everything you know about him is against your will.

• 45:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I never know what, I don't keep up with public perception of like someone like him. Like what's, are people still out on him?

• 45:27Rayna Greenberg?

  So he was, um, him and Ali Luber, they were on the last season of Vanderpump together and allegedly, I don't know how alleged it is, but she had called the police because of some domestic violence.

• 45:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 45:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Stuff that happened between the two of them. And his last two girlfriends alleged that as well, Raquel and Kristen Doney.

• 45:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:44Rayna Greenberg?

  So, yeah, I think the general consensus is he needs to get some help and go to therapy. And I don't know him personally, but you know, some people just shouldn't be, you know?

• 45:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's fair. I'm with you.

• 45:54Rayna Greenberg?

  There should be less, less pregnancies in the world sometimes.

• 45:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  I support that.

• 45:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 45:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so. A trailer that is out for something we're really excited about is The Five Star Weekend. So this is based on Ellen Hildebrand's 2023 novel. And it is going to be an eight-episode drama mini-series premiering on Peacock on July 9th, my birthday. And we love this book so much. When I decided to get into Ellen Hildebrand, this is the first one that Raina gave me, and it's going to be starring Jennifer Garner as Hollis, who is the central character. Chloé Savigny, Regina Hall, oh, who was just on the.

• 46:28Rayna Greenberg?

  It's a good lineup, yeah.

• 46:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  Who was just on the roast. And Gemma Chan.

• 46:31Rayna Greenberg?

  So I love this book. So her most famous book is probably The Perfect Couple, which Netflix made into a series as well.

• 46:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, right, yes.

• 46:37Rayna Greenberg?

  It's sort of like a murder mystery. Megan Fahey is in it. I absolutely love that. If you're going to start with her books, I would start with that one. And it's sort of outside the realm of her normal books. She is a great like summer read. We have like summer vacations coming up. She is like absolutely an author. I would recommend picking up for any summertime reading. And then the second book is Five Star Weekend. It's just great.

• 46:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I love it so much. Okay, and lastly, we thought that the Blake Lively and Justin Maldoni case was over. We thought it had ended with them.

• 47:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 47:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  But it's still going.

• 47:08Rayna Greenberg?

  It's going with us.

• 47:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  Blake Lively suffers blow as exhausted judge denies latest request in persistent Justin Maldoni legal war. So it sounds like. She's been trying to recoup attorneys, fees and damages and the federal judge overseeing the lawsuit denied her request to file additional briefs. Wait, I have a question. Didn't she start this? I don't know. Wasn't the first? I can't remember. Wasn't the first thing brought by her and then he countersued? Now she's like, I'd like my money back? I don't know. What? We got, you guys, we got it. It has to stop. It has to end. It literally has to end. You have to end this. She wants her money back. She started this shit. Don't start no shit. Won't be no shit. Okay, and while we're here, I just want to talk about what I'm watching and what I have to, what I have to, I have a lot on my list. Hacks is back. I'm loving this season. You know, it's like my favorite show. This is the final season.

• 47:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  So I am loving Hacks and the storylines and your friends and neighbors, season two. You started it? I started it. I'm like, I need to catch up on that, but I really liked it. And then Beef. I've been wanting to do Beef. Like, there's a whole new cast. Yeah. So that's on my list too. And I do have a couple of Summer House episodes to watch. I need to catch up. I have a lot to watch. Amanda Batula is getting the special edit this season. The villain edit? They went back in and they were like. They went back in? They were like, time to queue this up. Yes, so anyway, that's what I'm, what's on the docket. I've just been reading books lately, so I will catch up on TV soon. What should I read after Yesteryear? I'm gonna give you the Lena Don book. Yes, Lena, sorry. Do you have it here with you?

• 48:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I asked you the other day on a voice note if you want me to bring it to you. I just thought you would know you did need to, so you don't have it here. I finished it though. It's good. It's a good read. Well, I could, I could go over to The Strand and buy it. You could buy it, but I mean, why buy it when I can give it to you? Yeah, but I like giving you my books. Okay. What else am I gonna do with them? Do you know you give me your books and I give them to my nail tech?

• 48:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  So right now, she, like, she has the five star weekend right now. Like, I- I didn't even know somebody had that. Like, so many of your books, like, Julieta has, and then I- Get them back. Don't get them back. You don't care. Okay. Donate them. I mean, I have so many books. I just want to donate them. If you guys actually have a good suggestion in Los Angeles, I would love to donate a lot of books. Okay. Sometimes, like, neighborhoods have little, like, drop boxes. Yeah, I see those sometimes in Venice. But I want to donate, like, a lot of books. I could probably just take it to the library, right? Yeah. Okay. I don't know, actually. I don't know why you said yeah, like I know. Library works. I'm mom's librarian. All right, guys. Well, that is your snack. If you are listening Thursday and you're in New York, we have the show tonight, Raina's Show. I will be opening at the Graham Mercy Theater, rainagreenberg.com for those tickets. And then, of course, her new tour dates on sale today.

• 49:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  So you can get those for all the cities she has in the fall. GirlsGottaEat.com. We are GirlsGottaEatPodcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. You can still watch my special, Here Comes the Bride, on YouTube or Prime Video. You can just see all my links in my bio on Instagram at Ash Hess. And you can watch full video episodes on Spotify and YouTube. Subscribe, share with a friend, leave a comment, and we will see you Monday. Have a great weekend, guys. Bye.