Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

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• 0:11Tom Segura?

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• 1:22Tom Segura?

  It is the holiest of holidays. Baby Yehudruschka was born today.

• 1:28Tom Segura?

  And of course, you are probably celebrating with your families. So Merry Christmas to you and your whole entire family, grandma and children, everybody. I hope Santa visited you and treated you well, even if you're a non-believer.

• 1:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Jews are funny. Maybe the chunica fairy came and brought you something for chunica.

• 1:47Tom Segura?

  Oh yeah, hopefully you had a good chunica.

• 1:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did you celebrate at chunica, Josh?

• 1:53Speaker 02

  I did, I've been lighting the menorah, making latkes, I'm doing the whole thing.

• 1:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that doesn't sound...

• 2:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. That doesn't sound as fun. The Hanukkah latkes and the candle. It sounds very anticlimactic and the Jews are in show business. You guys really should have come up with like a banger.

• 2:11Tom Segura?

  A better one, yeah.

• 2:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Holiday. They taste pretty good.

• 2:15Tom Segura?

  The what?

• 2:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  The latkes are pretty tasty. That's, you could do that anytime. Yeah, you can.

• 2:19Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 2:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fried potatoes.

• 2:21Tom Segura?

  The tree, the lights.

• 2:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, this is once a year, trees and lights.

• 2:24Tom Segura?

  Sandy Claws, it's really just.

• 2:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 2:27Tom Segura?

  Not comparable.

• 2:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Magical. And you can light a candle any day of the year.

• 2:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you can eat crackers, whatever it is, any time.

• 2:35Tom Segura?

  Yeah, you can have your little soup, do your thing whenever you want.

• 2:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.

• 2:41Tom Segura?

  It's just, but you know, it's everything. Um, quick plug today, today, as you're listening, my new special, Teacher, is debuted on Netflix. Thank you very much, appreciate you. Uh, please watch it, please, uh, tell your friends to watch it. Please give it a, a shot. Um, also, we'll be off for New Year's. You can also get, uh, the past YMH lives, uh, for a discounted price at YMHstudios.com if you want to watch them all.

• 3:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 3:08Tom Segura?

  Um, there's a bunch of new merch, you have lipstick, everything's up in the store.

• 3:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Lipstick, blush, radiance, balm, you name it, gloss.

• 3:16Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 3:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm wearing it all now, kids.

• 3:19Tom Segura?

  It's very exciting.

• 3:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look at that.

• 3:20Tom Segura?

  Very exciting.

• 3:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do, I love Christmas. And you want to know something, Tim?

• 3:24Tom Segura?

  What's that?

• 3:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that it's so easy to get cynical.

• 3:27Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 3:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  And it's so easy to let the past hurts of Christmas. Fill your soul for Christmas present, but don't do that. I refuse to do that.

• 3:36Tom Segura?

  Don't. Be a believer and, and embrace the Christmas spirit.

• 3:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can I play you a song that my father used to play for my stepmother every year? He would get loaded, play this song and it would throw her into a rage. And I just thought I'd maybe open the episode, share it with everybody.

• 3:53Tom Segura?

  Yeah, let's hear it.

• 3:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 4:00Tom Segura?

  So far I'm in. That's nice.

• 4:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got it.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Klinglingelingeling, Klinglöchentling. Lasst mich alle Kinder, ist so kalt der Winter. Öffnet mir die Tür, lasst mich nicht eifel. Klinglingelingeling.

• 4:35Tom Segura?

  Okay. Thank you. So, what bothered her? The German or just the song, the melody? What was the part that bothered her? Because I'm kind of on her side right now.

• 4:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  She... My father would put on an entire German Christmas album.

• 4:50Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  And it would throw her into a rage because A, we're not Germans. We're Hungarians. And so Hungarian music is the norm.

• 4:58Tom Segura?

  But he was born in Bavaria.

• 5:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes. Yes. So, you know, German by birth, Hungarian by the grace of God.

• 5:04Tom Segura?

  Yep.

• 5:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it infuriated her because she just hated German music and the language and stuff. And then he would play the whole album and just drink more and more. And I would get to watch that dynamic play out.

• 5:18Tom Segura?

  That's kind of a fun memory.

• 5:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  On Christmas Eve.

• 5:20Tom Segura?

  Was she... Was that who... You know how like every European hates a certain European the most? Was Germany it for her? Does she hate the Germans the most?

• 5:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, Russians. The Hungarians hate the Russians because the Russians occupied.

• 5:31Tom Segura?

  Right. But did she have any feelings about Germans? Like she just...

• 5:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I mean, I specifically, no, I can't say that. But I think in general, the Germans are known for being kind of stoic, kind of cold. Not as fun as other Europeans.

• 5:44Tom Segura?

  That's true.

• 5:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  And their language, to be frank, doesn't sound pretty when it's sung to Christmas songs.

• 5:49Tom Segura?

  Klinghaushangja. Yeah.

• 5:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Klinglerchen, klingelinkelink. It's just not very nice.

• 5:56Tom Segura?

  To somebody out there, though, they're like, that is my favorite fucking song.

• 5:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. There is another one called Heiji Boombaji. That was terrible.

• 6:03Tom Segura?

  That doesn't sound.

• 6:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Heiji Boombaji.

• 6:07Tom Segura?

  That was also German?

• 6:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Heiji Boombaji. No, no, that's Hungarian. Yeah, Heiji Boombaji. It's terrible. That was terrible.

• 6:14Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 6:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Anyway, every Christmas my whole life, I heard Klinglerchen, kling, and Heiji Boombaji.

• 6:20Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 6:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 6:21Tom Segura?

  Beautiful.

• 6:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did your mother do any Mexican music for you?

• 6:24Tom Segura?

  No, I don't remember that at all. No, I mean, she was the one, because Americans really do Christmas Day as the big thing. So she introduced.

• 6:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hate that.

• 6:33Tom Segura?

  Some, something about Christmas Eve, because I think that's kind of Latin, too, to have, you know, some type of acknowledgement on Christmas Eve. Yeah, we didn't really do that. I don't think we would have done that at all without her. Yeah.

• 6:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow. Yeah, I hate Christmas morning.

• 6:47Tom Segura?

  We'd go to midnight mass?

• 6:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's bullshit. That's terrible.

• 6:49Tom Segura?

  Oh, I kind of liked that because that meant we had the day off. You know what I mean? So it was like, knock it out. And it wasn't really at midnight. It was just called that sometimes. It was, but it was an evening mass on the 24th. And then we'd get home and I think they did the whole thing. You get to do one present on the 24th.

• 7:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's so gay.

• 7:05Tom Segura?

  What do you mean?

• 7:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  That is, first of all, it's so cheap and so communist.

• 7:09Tom Segura?

  What?

• 7:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  And because Eastern blockers, everything is at night. It's the 24th that counts. The 25th is just, you go visit people, you get drunk. It's not about prezies. The prezies are on the 24th.

• 7:20Tom Segura?

  No, no, no.

• 7:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Everybody knows that.

• 7:22Tom Segura?

  Well, then you didn't have a fucking good Christmas, because the whole thing is that you wait for Sandy Claus to come down the chimney on the night of the 24th, and on the 25th, you wake up and you're like, holy shit, and you have presents under the tree. That's how we do it here.

• 7:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's not how it happens. Yezuska comes and he gives you the gifts and they ring a bell and then you come in.

• 7:40Tom Segura?

  No, you need to move to a village. I'm talking about the United States of America, how we do it here.

• 7:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's how I did it growing up. My dad let me open up and my mom prezies on Christmas Eve and baby Yezuska brought those gifts for us. And that's how it goes. You are completely retarded. Klinglerchen, klingelinkelink.

• 7:59Tom Segura?

  Anybody out there who is feeling like maybe today isn't your day, we have a special opening message for you. Okay?

• 8:07Speaker 04

  Send this video to someone that's having a really bad day. Hi, I'm sorry you're having a bad day.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  I hope this helps.

• 8:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  What an angel.

• 9:16Tom Segura?

  So, yeah, that was a pretty cool message if you're having a bad day. It was really nice of her to put that out there.

• 9:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  What a Christmas angel. I really enjoyed that.

• 9:24Tom Segura?

  Yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 9:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  It did make me feel better and I didn't see that one coming.

• 9:27Tom Segura?

  You didn't see it coming?

• 9:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  I thought for sure she was gonna give us a sweet, innocent girl message.

• 9:32Tom Segura?

  Somebody out there loves you and...

• 9:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Tom Segura?

  People out there that care. I know. Would've been cool, right?

• 9:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  It has been fun watching the internet evolve like this, like...

• 9:42Tom Segura?

  Into farts?

• 9:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, cuz back when we started covering all this stuff on YMH, which is what this show did originally. We started this of covering the dark side of the force of the internets. It used to just be dudes doing cool stuff.

• 9:55Tom Segura?

  And now chicks do it, too.

• 9:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Now, like, hot, normal-looking chicks are doing it.

• 9:59Tom Segura?

  There's, um, have you noticed, too, have you, you ever go on Threads?

• 10:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, occasionally, yeah. I don't like it. It takes me away from the gram.

• 10:06Tom Segura?

  I noticed that there's, there's two things I see a lot there. One is like comedians being like, "What am I doing right now with comedy? It sucks." And I guess I just see entire engaged with people just going back and forth about like... Selling tickets and like, I didn't get into this for the business side. It's like, I see like, nonstop posts like that. And the other one I see are people just talking about their engagement. They're like, ah, my engagement's down this month on this app. And then, but it's higher here and people giving-

• 10:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, on threads, they're complaining about their traffic on Instagram?

• 10:37Tom Segura?

  Yeah, it's like, nonstop. I'm like, how does this always come up? It's so strange.

• 10:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I don't, look, it's my, I don't enjoy Twitter. I just think it is undefeated. Isn't threads the answer, Instagram's answer to Twitter?

• 10:51Tom Segura?

  Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's their-

• 10:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's their, their whatever-

• 10:53Tom Segura?

  Their version of it.

• 10:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Type of it?

• 10:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's on, Twitter's undefeated because it's got pornography. It's got hate. It's got racism. It's got crazy shit.

• 11:02Tom Segura?

  It's fun. It's real fun.

• 11:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're not gonna get that on threads.

• 11:05Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 11:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

• 11:08Tom Segura?

  So, there's-

• 11:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do another one, do another one, say, "It's for Christmas, come on."

• 11:14Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 11:17Tom Segura?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 11:21Tom Segura?

  Yeah, check it out, you know what I'm saying?

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• 13:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got me watching that Puff Daddy, you know.

• 13:39Tom Segura?

  You haven't finished it yet?

• 13:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, but it got me reminded me of these good old days. We used to watch Shug Knight talking about crazy stuff.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Hey, I'm talking about, you feel me, I mean?

• 13:51Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  It made me miss all these guys.

• 13:54Tom Segura?

  That doc, you know, I even saw, because I was kind of clocking this, and then I saw 50 posts about it, how he was, it was trending number one ahead of the new Stranger Things.

• 14:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's wild.

• 14:06Tom Segura?

  So Stranger Things was like sitting at two for like a week or two while the Diddy doc was ahead of it. And you had to think like, man, like return on investment, you know, like the amount they spend to make Stranger Things is just out of this world.

• 14:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. I gotta tell you, I'm not so interested in them right now.

• 14:25Tom Segura?

  What's that?

• 14:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  The Stranger Things.

• 14:27Tom Segura?

  I haven't seen it.

• 14:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  I feel like.

• 14:29Tom Segura?

  Can I tell you what's amazing, though?

• 14:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Go ahead.

• 14:31Tom Segura?

  That show, so I saw, I thought that Peacock, I've never watched Peacock, right? Every one of these major studios, corporations has a streaming service now, like we always knew would eventually happen.

• 14:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 14:43Tom Segura?

  And whenever you see it for like CBS has one and Peacock, I'm like, who the fuck would watch one of these, you know, what kind of loser watches this?

• 14:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Tom Segura?

  Right? It's like reruns. Yeah, you could go watch The Office or whatever any of their original shows have been. And then their new programming, it's always like, what if a a bus driver won the lottery? And like, you know, like, that's the city. And you're like, who is watching this nonsense, right? Just like absolute dog shit. When you're like, there's so many good shows out there.

• 15:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Tom Segura?

  So I was recommended to watch The Day of the Jackal, which is a series.

• 15:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I know.

• 15:20Tom Segura?

  On Peacock. And I was like, all right, I guess so. And I guess I didn't have it. So I signed up and I was like, this is highly recommended. I'm gonna watch it. It's unbelievable. It's so good. It is so, so good.

• 15:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  You've been into it.

• 15:32Tom Segura?

  Like, it's really high production. I think they spent a hundred to like, between a hundred, a hundred and fifty million on the season. So the production's like, top tier, really cinematic, great writing, great story, and incredible actors. Yeah, a hundred million pounds, a hundred and twenty, over a hundred and twenty million dollars on the season. Really good. And it's on, it's on Peacock. And I guess they're, they're making season two right now. But I couldn't recommend it enough. If you haven't seen it, it's really good.

• 16:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you've really been deep into it every night. I fall asleep and you're watching this show.

• 16:08Tom Segura?

  That's what I'm a sucker for is shit like this. It's really, it's really good. So high recommendation. If you want something to watch this holiday break, and you like, you know, a high octane thriller with like, really great story and acting, I would highly recommend The Day of the Jackal.

• 16:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay. Yeah, I like that actor. He played Stephen Hawking.

• 16:28Tom Segura?

  Eddie Ray, what is it? Eddie Raymond? Redman?

• 16:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Redman.

• 16:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 16:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, he's great.

• 16:34Tom Segura?

  It's so good, man.

• 16:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's so pretty. He's got such a pretty face.

• 16:37Tom Segura?

  Mm hmm.

• 16:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do love his little face. Look at him. He's so European looking.

• 16:42Tom Segura?

  He is. Yeah, he's a real.

• 16:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  So Euro.

• 16:44Tom Segura?

  Looks like he's a real UK born guy.

• 16:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can I tell you who else I'm, has stolen my heart?

• 16:50Tom Segura?

  Who?

• 16:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I didn't want them to steal it. But I watched the new Willy Wonka.

• 16:54Tom Segura?

  Mm hmm.

• 16:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Timothy Chalamet.

• 16:57Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 16:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Has stolen my heart.

• 17:00Tom Segura?

  No shit.

• 17:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  And he's very European looking, too, like that.

• 17:03Tom Segura?

  He's a frog.

• 17:05Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 17:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  I didn't wanna like him. I didn't wanna like this movie. I was going into it negative. And he just melted my cold ice heart.

• 17:13Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 17:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's talented.

• 17:15Tom Segura?

  He's very talented.

• 17:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's good at what he does. He's just as cute as a button. Very fey. He's kind of like a pretty boy, right? Like, he's like a pretty

• 17:26Tom Segura?

  He seems really small. Is he very small?

• 17:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  He looks tiny. So is the other actor that you like in your jackal.

• 17:32Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah, he seems, he seems very, oh, he's five ten, no shit.

• 17:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, wow, he looks teeny tiny.

• 17:37Tom Segura?

  Eddie Redmayne, I don't think Eddie's that short, but he's, he's very slender.

• 17:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Slender, European, very European build.

• 17:44Tom Segura?

  Yeah, so, but he, he, this guy's gotta weigh a hundred and forty pounds.

• 17:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know.

• 17:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah, he's a really slender guy. Um, but he did a great job.

• 17:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm into it. You know what I like about Chalamet?

• 17:56Tom Segura?

  Hmm.

• 17:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that he's one of these guys that's like, I'm an artist. And you can tell he's a total, like, he's an artist, like, he doesn't I don't feel like he's got, like, cheesy actor vibes, where he's like mugging to the camera.

• 18:11Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 18:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's like, you know, does that make sense? He seems like he's really into this shit.

• 18:15Tom Segura?

  I think he loves it.

• 18:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's just really into

• 18:17Tom Segura?

  I heard him say, I think it was when he was accepting something. He was accepting an award for something. He was like, I wanna be great.

• 18:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Tom Segura?

  I wanna be great at this.

• 18:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes. I get that impression that he's serious. Like, he's, he's the real deal, man. He's not dickin' around. You know who he's banging? Kylie

• 18:34Tom Segura?

  Jenner, yeah.

• 18:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Jenner, which I, I'm a little shook by that. I gotta be honest. I, I was hoping that Sydney Sweeney with those great big tits, that, that's the one I would be going for.

• 18:43Tom Segura?

  She's got some big cans, too.

• 18:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I mean, look, I like blondes. My thing for him, I wish he could be banging Sydney Sweeney.

• 18:52Tom Segura?

  That's what you want from him.

• 18:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's the it guy. He could get anybody he wants. If I had to pick of all the starlets, that's who I'd be banging if I were Timothy Chalamet.

• 19:01Tom Segura?

  Sydney Sweeney.

• 19:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Who are you gonna bang? Kylie Jenner or Sydney Sweeney?

• 19:05Tom Segura?

  Neither one of them is my joint.

• 19:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pretend

• 19:08Tom Segura?

  Oh, okay.

• 19:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pretend you're Timothy Chalamet.

• 19:11Tom Segura?

  That's Sydney Sweeney.

• 19:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, big cans. You like that.

• 19:14Tom Segura?

  I mean, the Jenners, come on, that's a lot to deal with.

• 19:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm not into the family. I don't wanna deal with it.

• 19:18Tom Segura?

  You have to deal with that bullshit all the time.

• 19:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Too much generational drama you're dealing with.

• 19:23Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 19:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's too much.

• 19:25Tom Segura?

  And then you're at the house, a bunch of clowns come over and you're like, what the fuck are we doing here, you know? Just nonstop. Just a fucking...

• 19:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude.

• 19:33Tom Segura?

  You're at the carnival, basically, you know? You know what I mean?

• 19:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  They love clowns. They date exclusively, dating clowns. Right?

• 19:43Tom Segura?

  It's fucking...

• 19:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's wild. They all like them.

• 19:46Tom Segura?

  It's just, there's a red nose on everybody walking into that house. Yeah. I know what you mean.

• 19:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I heard Courtney broke up with the, the white guy. The drummer. The rocker.

• 19:55Tom Segura?

  I don't know.

• 19:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Toby. Toby Maguire.

• 19:58Tom Segura?

  Travis Barker.

• 19:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Travis Barker. Travis Bickle. She broke up with Travis Bickle. She was married, they have a kid and everything, and now they're splitsville. But I mean, I could have told you that. The guy looks totally unstable. I mean, you're marrying the guy.

• 20:11Tom Segura?

  He's cool, dude.

• 20:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm sure he's cool, but that's a lot of neck tattoo, a lot of head tattooing.

• 20:16Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 20:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  A lot of face.

• 20:18Tom Segura?

  So right away, you're like, I don't know. Your neck and your throat and your head are tatted. I don't know about you. No, he was really nice. I met him at, at a...

• 20:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, you did?

• 20:28Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 20:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm sure he's lovely. I'm sure he's lovely. I just don't see them together. I never saw that. Like, okay, for instance, you put like a Cat Von D with this guy?

• 20:37Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I see.

• 20:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then I go, well, yeah.

• 20:39Tom Segura?

  Cause you're like tats and tats.

• 20:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 20:41Tom Segura?

  Tats and no tats don't go together.

• 20:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can't do tats and no tats.

• 20:44Tom Segura?

  It's a very interesting way of looking at it.

• 20:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Kardashian and that guy? No.

• 20:48Tom Segura?

  No.

• 20:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 20:50Tom Segura?

  No. You know, whoever it is, you need to have a song for your girlfriend.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  Chinese girlfriend.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  You took your love away from me and went back to China.

• 21:08Tom Segura?

  That's a bummer.

• 21:09Speaker 05

  Chinese girlfriend. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We'll never be together.

• 21:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah, well.

• 21:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, don't stop it. I was just getting into the story.

• 21:20Tom Segura?

  That's gotta be a real bummer, too, when your Chinese girlfriend goes back to China. Cause then you know you're not getting her back.

• 21:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's not coming back. She can't come back unless you marry her.

• 21:29Tom Segura?

  She didn't go back to Michigan, you know, she went to Beijing.

• 21:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  But why didn't he propose like she wanted and then they could be married?

• 21:36Tom Segura?

  This is one of the, this is life. This is how life goes.

• 21:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I like that it's a story I can follow on this song. I get what happened to him and I feel his pain.

• 21:45Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 21:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Don't you feel sad for him?

• 21:47Tom Segura?

  I feel, I feel a little sad for him. Yeah. Yeah.

• 21:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that would bum me out, dude.

• 21:51Tom Segura?

  Yep, I know, man. Real quick, just for the new year, going into the holiday here. I just don't want you guys to lose any of your situational awareness. So make sure you're staying on top of, you know.

• 22:04Speaker 06

  Hey, parents, it's extremely important to talk to your kids about situational awareness. And if they see or feel something that's out of place, they gotta get out of there. This video is a great demonstration of how this 11 year old girl was paying attention and was able to save herself. She just ran away. So be well, be safe and teach your kids early.

• 22:25Tom Segura?

  Teach them to run. That's a really good tip. Thanks, Larry. Larry also pointing out some things for our international travelers. A lot of people are traveling internationally this holiday season.

• 22:35Speaker 06

  Hey, everybody, I want you to take a quick look at this video.

• 22:43Tom Segura?

  Um, where is that elevator, Larry?

• 22:48Tom Segura?

  I see the Arabic.

• 22:50Speaker 06

  Now, I'm not exactly sure where this elevator was. Pretty sure it wasn't in the United States. But I did work on elevators for about 20 years.

• 22:57Tom Segura?

  Oh.

• 22:57Speaker 06

  And that situation could have cut somebody in half or taken somebody's head off. This person who was videoing this was very, very lucky. As you could see, the elevator is not going to stop. So when I make safety recommendations, it's coming from a place of experience.

• 23:11Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 23:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, let me tell you something. This is it. Fucking idiots. See, this is why I do prefer Eastern European culture sometimes to Americans. Because that danger is built into everyday life in Eastern Europe. And you fucking know it. And you're like, I'm not getting into that elevator.

• 23:27Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 23:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like you know.

• 23:29Tom Segura?

  I'll say something, just from the first frame of that elevator, I would have said, I'm taking the stairs.

• 23:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no kidding.

• 23:34Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 23:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  But, but, but he has to make a video to tell idiots not to do it. It's like, bro, just follow your heart.

• 23:41Tom Segura?

  You need Larry, you need Larry to, that's, that was, that's a good tip, Larry.

• 23:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, like, listen, I mean, I don't know, I got this coming.

• 23:48Tom Segura?

  You got, it's his book. You got the book.

• 23:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  We don't want to get too deep into this.

• 23:54Tom Segura?

  What's the rest of it say?

• 23:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Situational awareness and safe family travel strategies. Let me just wet your beak.

• 24:00Tom Segura?

  No, just to give me one little taste.

• 24:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is for vehicle safety and situational awareness on the road. This is just the opening quote. Are you ready? Remember, cars are coffins when they aren't moving. That's just the beginning of that chapter.

• 24:15Tom Segura?

  I cannot wait to dive into this. Hopefully you guys get your copy and we'll do a full review. And maybe if we're lucky, we'll get Larry in here one day.

• 24:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  That'd be amazing.

• 24:23Tom Segura?

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• 25:57Christina Pazsitzky?

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• 26:41Christina Pazsitzky?

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• 27:10Tom Segura?

  And we are back and we are so excited. Don't forget, mark your calendars now. A new documentary called I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not comes out on CNN on January 1st, New Year's Day. And with us now is the one and only Chevy Chase, everybody.

• 27:27Speaker 08

  How do you do? Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

• 27:30Tom Segura?

  This is so exciting for us. Like a lot of people, we, you know, we've worked in comedy now for a while, but our whole thing is like, you know, the foundation of why you fall in love with comedy is I think when you're a kid. When you're a kid, you know, you're watching movies, you're watching TV, and you are a huge reason why we fell in love with comedy.

• 27:50Speaker 08

  Oh, well, sure, Adrian.

• 27:52Tom Segura?

  Man, it's, you're just...

• 27:54Speaker 08

  Thanks a lot. Goodbye now. No, I get it, I get it.

• 27:59Tom Segura?

  We, I mean, like, there's so many. I mean, you've done so many. I was thinking today, because I was looking at, like, you know, you've done so many amazing movies. And I was thinking, like, what's the one that first got me? And I think for me, the thing that I first saw you in, some of them, some movies you watch, you know, out of order, was Three Amigos. Three Amigos for me.

• 28:20Speaker 08

  That's my favorite.

• 28:21Tom Segura?

  Is that really your favorite?

• 28:22Speaker 08

  Well, yeah. It's with two of my best friends.

• 28:26Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 08

  And, uh.

• 28:27Tom Segura?

  Martin Short and Steve Martin.

• 28:29Speaker 08

  Marty and Steve.

• 28:31Speaker 08

  And, uh, yeah, I mean, I, well, yeah, that, I think that is my favorite. Even Fletch doesn't, doesn't quite come up.

• 28:38Tom Segura?

  We were talking about that today.

• 28:39Speaker 08

  Three Amigos. I love Fletch, too.

• 28:41Tom Segura?

  Sure, but Three Amigos, I was wondering, like, when it, you guys.

• 28:45Speaker 08

  It's so silly.

• 28:45Tom Segura?

  It's so silly. It is so silly.

• 28:47Speaker 08

  That's the whole point.

• 28:49Tom Segura?

  And was it, I mean, you just said that these are two of your good friends.

• 28:52Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 28:52Tom Segura?

  But is it, I mean, you know, comedians are, and comedy actors always trying to, like, get the, you know, the last line in, the funniest thing. Was it easy to navigate, like?

• 29:02Speaker 08

  It was easy for me.

• 29:03Tom Segura?

  Easy for you, but not for them?

• 29:06Speaker 08

  To navigate those two.

• 29:06Tom Segura?

  Yeah?

• 29:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, sure.

• 29:08Tom Segura?

  Was it, but would you guys have to, like, was there improv a lot in that? Because it feels like it. There was.

• 29:12Speaker 08

  There is. I improvised a lot of my movies, so.

• 29:16Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 08

  I think it's important in comedy that people are free to say what they, if they're good.

• 29:22Tom Segura?

  If they're good, yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 08

  You know, to do that.

• 29:25Tom Segura?

  And you walked, you worked a lot with John Landis.

• 29:28Speaker 08

  I'm afraid so, yes.

• 29:30Tom Segura?

  You're afraid, but would he?

• 29:31Speaker 08

  Twice. It's not a lot.

• 29:34Tom Segura?

  That's not a lot, but did he, uh, was he somebody who encouraged that kind of thing?

• 29:39Speaker 08

  I don't remember.

• 29:40Tom Segura?

  No?

• 29:41Speaker 08

  No.

• 29:42Tom Segura?

  It could be.

• 29:42Speaker 08

  John Landis?

• 29:43Tom Segura?

  I think so, yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 08

  Well, it's not like John was a comedic genius.

• 29:47Tom Segura?

  No.

• 29:48Speaker 08

  Uh, he was just John Landis. He had, he knew where the cameras should be, he knew what to do, and.

• 29:53Tom Segura?

  And let you guys take it from there.

• 29:54Speaker 08

  Sure, yeah, yeah.

• 29:55Tom Segura?

  But was working with your buddies, that was like a thrill. That was fun.

• 29:59Speaker 08

  Of course.

• 30:00Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 30:00Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 30:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's.

• 30:01Speaker 08

  And, and most of the things I do are, I have buddies, more or less.

• 30:05Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 08

  Working with me.

• 30:06Tom Segura?

  Sure.

• 30:07Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 30:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Now, I heard the, the thing you did in Vacation where you would go, Russ? That was an improvised thing.

• 30:14Speaker 08

  That's me.

• 30:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 08

  Yeah, I've been doing that since the very, very first one. Russ? Oh, there you are. He's always right next to me when I do it. I love that.

• 30:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, so do I.

• 30:27Speaker 08

  I'd start setting it up for the other movies, you know, get them over here. Russ? Oh, there you are. Yeah, yeah.

• 30:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  So silly.

• 30:34Speaker 08

  Different Russes.

• 30:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you're not afraid to be silly and you're not afraid to be physical.

• 30:41Speaker 08

  Well, I think all comedy is physical, frankly.

• 30:44Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 30:45Speaker 08

  Yeah. And, and, and, you know, I mean, from the lifting of an eyebrow to, you know, biting the lip to smiling to, to pratfall.

• 30:55Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 30:56Speaker 08

  All these things are physical.

• 30:58Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 08

  So it has to do with a, a, a certain amount of athleticism and timing and that's kind of how comedy comes about. And, and you, you know, you have to be open to improvisation and, and, and that's, that's my favorite, of course.

• 31:17Tom Segura?

  Is improv-ing and doing physical stuff?

• 31:19Speaker 08

  Sure, sure.

• 31:19Tom Segura?

  Yeah. Um, I haven't obviously seen the docs as it comes out January 1st on CNN, but in the trailer, there is this moment that I wanted to ask you about, because I don't know if it's like, sometimes they cut, they cut trailers and it's a manipulation of what was said, but in the trailer, it says that you, you regretted, it was a mistake to leave SNL. That's, that's in the trailer of the doc.

• 31:41Speaker 08

  That's such horseshit.

• 31:43Tom Segura?

  Okay, that's what I was just saying.

• 31:45Speaker 08

  No, it isn't.

• 31:45Tom Segura?

  Okay. Oh, it isn't horseshit?

• 31:46Speaker 08

  No, it isn't. It wasn't. Well,

• 31:50Speaker 08

  in retrospect,

• 31:51Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 08

  I, I, I've always felt that it was too soon.

• 31:56Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 31:58Speaker 08

  Yeah. I mean, when I left, it had to do with a girl and, uh, wanting to marry her and all this stuff. And she wanted me to be in LA and, you know, just junk.

• 32:06Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 08

  So, I mean, we were married for about eight months.

• 32:09Tom Segura?

  Oh.

• 32:09Speaker 08

  And that was about it.

• 32:11Tom Segura?

  Okay. So in that sense, yeah. But I mean, obviously it worked out for you, like leaving.

• 32:15Speaker 08

  Well, it did, but, um, I still miss it.

• 32:18Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 32:18Speaker 08

  Yeah. I watch it here and there, not all the time. Uh, but I, I missed being that guy who said live from New York and, and, you know, just.

• 32:28Tom Segura?

  The live aspect too, right?

• 32:29Speaker 08

  Of course.

• 32:30Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 32:30Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah. Do you, um, do you have any SNL performers that you enjoy watching over the last, you know, however, 20, 30 years?

• 32:39Speaker 08

  Absolutely not.

• 32:40Tom Segura?

  No.

• 32:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Screw him.

• 32:44Speaker 08

  Let me think. You'll name some.

• 32:46Tom Segura?

  I don't even know, man. I mean.

• 32:48Speaker 08

  You see?

• 32:49Tom Segura?

  Over. Yeah, you're right.

• 32:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Chevy Chase, that was the last one.

• 32:53Tom Segura?

  Well, here's, here's some.

• 32:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, Kate McKinnon.

• 32:56Tom Segura?

  Kate McKinnon, yeah.

• 32:57Speaker 08

  She's great.

• 32:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's great.

• 32:58Speaker 08

  She was good. Um.

• 32:59Tom Segura?

  Keenan, he's great.

• 33:01Speaker 08

  Keenan who?

• 33:02Tom Segura?

  Thompson.

• 33:02Speaker 08

  Oh, Keenan. Yeah, he's good.

• 33:04Tom Segura?

  Yeah, he's been there a while.

• 33:05Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 33:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, he's okay.

• 33:07Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 33:08Speaker 08

  I mean, I, I, I don't know. It's hard to.

• 33:11Tom Segura?

  No, you're right. I know.

• 33:12Speaker 08

  I don't know how to answer. You know, they're wonderful. Every one of them.

• 33:15Tom Segura?

  Okay, there you go. There's the good answer.

• 33:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Would you tell me a little bit about Gilda Radner?

• 33:19Speaker 08

  No.

• 33:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I did. I grew up watching, uh, you guys as a very young girl.

• 33:26Speaker 08

  You're too young for that.

• 33:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're so sweet. But you're the first, you're my first, like, crush on TV. And I was like, I'm gonna marry Chevy Chase when I grow up.

• 33:36Speaker 08

  God, I'm gonna just.

• 33:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, I mean, look at, look at.

• 33:44Tom Segura?

  I know.

• 33:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Loved.

• 33:45Tom Segura?

  Handsome, charming, funny guy.

• 33:47Speaker 08

  Gilda was a, a magic, in my opinion. She just.

• 33:55Speaker 08

  Her personality seemed to be an improv in itself. Just, she just was ready. And, uh, and lovely girl.

• 34:05Speaker 08

  I spent a lot of time with Gilda. I think Danny actually went with her for a while.

• 34:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 34:10Speaker 08

  Yeah. Well, everybody banged her. I mean.

• 34:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really?

• 34:13Speaker 08

  No, that's not true.

• 34:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  So cool.

• 34:15Speaker 08

  No, that's outrageous.

• 34:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did you guys, did you guys all bang on SNL? Tell me. You can say, you can say now.

• 34:19Speaker 08

  On SNL?

• 34:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, like the cast. Did you guys hook up?

• 34:23Speaker 08

  Hook up?

• 34:24Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 34:24Speaker 08

  You mean bang on the cat? What, what the hell's happening to you?

• 34:28Tom Segura?

  She's got a filthy.

• 34:29Speaker 08

  I, I said I was kidding, but look at her.

• 34:31Tom Segura?

  I know.

• 34:31Speaker 08

  She's already, her hair's standing on end.

• 34:34Tom Segura?

  It's all she thinks about, man. It's ridiculous.

• 34:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you guys were young and carefree and it was fun.

• 34:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, there's a difference between young and carefree and banging everybody all over the set.

• 34:45Tom Segura?

  Thank you for pointing that out.

• 34:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're welcome.

• 34:49Tom Segura?

  Jesus, Christina.

• 34:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, look at this.

• 34:51Tom Segura?

  Get it together.

• 34:52Speaker 08

  Jesus.

• 34:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  What a face on you, too.

• 34:54Speaker 08

  Really, I tell you.

• 34:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  But you're so, you know what, I really, I mean, you're so handsome, yes.

• 35:01Speaker 08

  Thank you, I appreciate that.

• 35:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  But you also masterfully play these kind of masturbating characters.

• 35:07Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 35:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Um, like you're also kind of like a lovable jerk in a lot of the roles you play.

• 35:15Speaker 08

  That's so swell of you.

• 35:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Which is so hard to do.

• 35:19Speaker 08

  Well, Clark Griswold is the jerk.

• 35:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 35:22Speaker 08

  And he's a character I play, so I think you're right. But in real life, I'm not lovable. I'm just a jerk.

• 35:33Speaker 08

  Well, thank you very much.

• 35:34Tom Segura?

  That was great, that was great, no, I loved it. But wait, the other one, because you worked with Dan, obviously, Spies Like Us.

• 35:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I love that one.

• 35:42Tom Segura?

  That was another one, oh my god, that movie, I just watched it again.

• 35:45Speaker 08

  I love Danny, I mean, he's the greatest.

• 35:47Tom Segura?

  He is great.

• 35:48Speaker 08

  Yeah, even to now, to now, well, now he lives in Canada, I don't know what he's escaping, but he like Randy.

• 35:55Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 35:55Speaker 08

  Right there in Canada going, if we go back, we're dead.

• 35:58Tom Segura?

  Right.

• 35:59Speaker 08

  I don't know, but I don't believe that for a second.

• 36:01Tom Segura?

  They just look, but that movie is so fucking funny.

• 36:05Speaker 08

  Well, he's the best. I mean, it's nice of you to include me in a sense, because I just think he's so wonderful. And such a lovable person, yeah. Great guy.

• 36:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah, and um, my god, like, this, the chemistry of you guys in this movie is just fantastic. If you've not seen Spies Like Us, it is such a comedy classic. That's what I wanted to ask you. Because you really, in a big way, laid the foundation for like comedy movies and studios made. They were huge hits and people loved. Do you, do you have like an actual, like, impression, a thought on why we don't see great studio comedies really released anymore?

• 36:51Speaker 08

  Well, I don't know why you don't.

• 36:52Tom Segura?

  I don't.

• 36:53Speaker 08

  Um, frankly, that's insulting of you.

• 36:58Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 36:59Speaker 08

  No.

• 36:59Tom Segura?

  Oh.

• 37:01Speaker 08

  I understand what you're saying, but, you know, I mean, you're asking the guy who loved doing it and misses it. So, I don't want to.

• 37:10Tom Segura?

  No, it's just that like.

• 37:11Speaker 08

  Put anybody down, I mean, they're, they're, they're good people on, and, you know, for me, it's, make me laugh.

• 37:19Tom Segura?

  Make me laugh, yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 08

  And I'm not an easy laugher.

• 37:22Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:22Speaker 08

  So.

• 37:24Speaker 08

  It doesn't mean that if you don't make me laugh, you stink. It's just that, um.

• 37:28Tom Segura?

  You're tough.

• 37:28Speaker 08

  It's gotta be a surprise, for one thing.

• 37:31Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 37:31Speaker 08

  Uh, from out of nowhere.

• 37:33Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Speaker 08

  To, to get me.

• 37:35Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:36Speaker 08

  Otherwise, I can sort of expect it and I, and I know just about everything, every trick in the book.

• 37:41Tom Segura?

  Sure.

• 37:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 37:42Tom Segura?

  You know? Yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 08

  And, and I don't mean to be overly confident about these things, but it's just a fact that I've been around a long time. I'm eighty-two now, so.

• 37:52Tom Segura?

  Amazing.

• 37:54Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I feel like there was a thing where, I mean, I, it's almost like it's your answer is that you guys were putting out really funny movies. And then something happened in the last, I feel like in the last fifteen years where studio comedies.

• 38:12Speaker 08

  That's about right. I don't think I've made a movie in fifteen years.

• 38:16Tom Segura?

  That's right. There's, that's when it stopped, when you stopped. And then, and there's just, they're not putting out funny stuff, though. Like, they really aren't. There's, there's not a lot of funny movies that come out.

• 38:24Speaker 08

  Well, that's an opinion, of course, on, on your part, and I, I, I know what you're saying. I don't watch a lot, so I can't be totally honest about that. I haven't been to, to a number of movies that have come out.

• 38:37Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 08

  Uh, when I do turn on the TV and I do see a part of Weekend Update or something like that, I, I laugh.

• 38:44Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 38:45Speaker 08

  But, um, it's really the writing that matters to me. And when I was first hired, it was as a head writer, not as, as an actor.

• 38:55Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:55Speaker 08

  Lauren didn't want me to act, for that matter.

• 38:57Tom Segura?

  Just right.

• 38:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right.

• 38:58Speaker 08

  Yeah, he just wanted me to write. And, uh, and out of circumstance and, uh, tryouts and stuff that everybody had on that show, uh, somehow Lauren picked me too. But basically, um, I wanted to act.

• 39:15Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 08

  I'd just been writing for The Smothers Brothers Show, which was a pretty, pretty good, uh, TV show on television.

• 39:23Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 08

  And, uh, I'm glad I said TV show on television. Anyway, so you can tell that I'm eighty-two.

• 39:30Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 39:31Speaker 08

  But, uh, yeah, uh, you know, I, I was just starting a little acting on that show. And then Lauren and I met in a line. For a midnight showing of Monty Python's Holy Grail, which of course they're the greatest of all.

• 39:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah, great.

• 39:50Speaker 08

  And anything they do, I love, particularly with Eric and John. And I think I met with Lauren the next day at a hotel, the Chateau Barre Mon in LA. Where Lauren was staying, we didn't really know each other yet, but we spent the whole day together laughing. And he was telling me about this show that he wanted to start called Saturday Night Live. And we went on from there. Started picking the cast and putting it together.

• 40:21Tom Segura?

  Yeah, I will say, Michael Che and.

• 40:25Speaker 08

  I must say that Lauren was the major operator there and picking the cast and all of those.

• 40:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 08

  You know, I was with him. That's, that's all I care about.

• 40:34Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 08

  I loved him.

• 40:36Tom Segura?

  Yeah, of course.

• 40:36Speaker 08

  Still do.

• 40:38Tom Segura?

  But weekend update again, which you start like the guys today, I'm saying Colin and Michael Che that I see on there all the time. Super funny guys. They're really funny.

• 40:45Speaker 08

  Yeah, I think they're funny, yeah.

• 40:47Tom Segura?

  I always see this.

• 40:48Speaker 08

  Not that funny.

• 40:49Tom Segura?

  Okay, no, yeah, they're funny enough.

• 40:51Speaker 08

  Yeah, funny enough.

• 40:52Tom Segura?

  Decently funny.

• 40:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, fairly funny.

• 40:54Tom Segura?

  That I'm always fascinated by roles that people maybe turn down. Are there any roles that you turned down that you're like, damn, I shouldn't have turned that down?

• 41:05Speaker 08

  Hmm. Well, none that I say, damn, I shouldn't have turned that down.

• 41:09Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 08

  But there have been some that have been very successful, like Forrest Gump, for example.

• 41:14Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 41:14Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 41:15Tom Segura?

  No shit.

• 41:16Speaker 08

  That was written for me.

• 41:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 41:18Tom Segura?

  Come on.

• 41:18Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 41:19Tom Segura?

  That's crazy.

• 41:20Speaker 08

  But I just didn't think I was the guy who goes, my mother won't say.

• 41:25Speaker 08

  You know, that's.

• 41:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think you're right.

• 41:29Tom Segura?

  You don't want to do it.

• 41:31Speaker 08

  It feels right for Tom.

• 41:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 08

  My mother told me that.

• 41:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're right. You're too smart. Like, you're too.

• 41:40Speaker 08

  I'm too smart.

• 41:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Clever. No, you are.

• 41:42Speaker 08

  But Tommy isn't.

• 41:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, no, he's.

• 41:44Speaker 08

  He's dumb shit.

• 41:46Tom Segura?

  Life is like a box of chocolates.

• 41:49Speaker 08

  Good, good.

• 41:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Good.

• 41:52Tom Segura?

  That is hilarious to picture you as.

• 41:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, can I guess another improv that I've suspected? Can you, if you could confirm or deny, in Fletch, John Cocktoaston?

• 42:03Speaker 08

  You know what? I was just watching the playback of that recently. And it's funny because everybody thinks I said John Cocktoaston.

• 42:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 42:13Speaker 08

  Or Cocktoaston.

• 42:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 08

  But if you listen carefully, it's just John Tottostoy. John Cocktoastoy.

• 42:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 42:21Speaker 08

  T O Y.

• 42:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  My whole life, I've heard John. John Cocktoaston.

• 42:26Speaker 08

  John, John Cocktoastoy.

• 42:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stop.

• 42:30Speaker 08

  Isn't that funny?

• 42:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  You just blew my mind because I've seen that movie a million times.

• 42:33Speaker 08

  Well, thank you for blowing mine.

• 42:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, dude.

• 42:35Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, man.

• 42:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  John, John Cock. Oh, and then you have to, I, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.

• 42:46Speaker 08

  Had nothing to do with that. It just came up. I'm just standing there watching them all do it. And I thought it was pretty funny.

• 42:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 08

  Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor. But, you know, it's easy.

• 42:59Tom Segura?

  I also thought, watching that in Spies Like Us, because they get these super hot, like, Russian chicks.

• 43:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course.

• 43:05Tom Segura?

  That I was like, oh.

• 43:06Speaker 08

  Oh, that one. Those super hot Russian chicks. There was just one.

• 43:11Tom Segura?

  Was there one? Is there one?

• 43:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's a blonde one that was beautiful.

• 43:14Tom Segura?

  Oh, I thought there was two.

• 43:15Speaker 08

  I forgot. The blonde one is Danny's wife.

• 43:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right. That's right. I remember reading that.

• 43:20Tom Segura?

  There's not two girls in it?

• 43:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  There is, but she's a little, she's not attractive.

• 43:24Speaker 08

  That one on the right.

• 43:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's like the jokey one.

• 43:27Speaker 08

  It's the Russian one.

• 43:28Tom Segura?

  Oh, okay.

• 43:29Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 43:29Tom Segura?

  Yeah, I was like.

• 43:30Speaker 08

  Oh, God, what was her name? Vanessa, um.

• 43:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Angel.

• 43:35Speaker 08

  Vanessa Angel. That's right. Yeah.

• 43:37Tom Segura?

  Yeah, but at that age, I was like, oh, so like funny guys get hot chicks.

• 43:42Speaker 08

  I know.

• 43:43Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 43:44Speaker 08

  I was too. How come I'm not that guy? How come Danny got her and they had a tent?

• 43:51Tom Segura?

  Geez. That's cool.

• 43:53Speaker 08

  Yeah. I ended up with Danny's wife. I couldn't do a thing.

• 43:57Tom Segura?

  Yeah, sucks, man. Sometimes it just goes that way.

• 44:00Speaker 08

  She's lovely, though. They're all, they're great people.

• 44:03Tom Segura?

  That's amazing. Can I ask you, um, so directors, though, is there any director that you look back on and you go, this guy, there's something about how he directs a comedy that stands out to you that you enjoyed? Or like helps-

• 44:19Speaker 08

  That I worked with?

• 44:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 44:21Speaker 08

  Oh, um, uh, geez. I, I think Jeremiah Chetwick, who, whose name doesn't seem to hit you really quickly, but, uh, he, he directed, uh, Fletch, I believe.

• 44:36Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 44:37Speaker 08

  Among other things, so, but yeah, he, he was great. You know, it's, it's, it's just people who sort of know what you can do, excuse me, and put you in a, uh, fuck it. Oh, I'm sorry.

• 44:53Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's like you belong here.

• 44:55Tom Segura?

  Yeah, totally.

• 44:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Beverly D'Angelo?

• 45:00Speaker 08

  Beverly. She doesn't direct, no.

• 45:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, but she-

• 45:04Speaker 08

  No, no, you're off.

• 45:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come on. I saw, I memorized your Pan Vacation. Yeah.

• 45:11Speaker 08

  Very funny girl.

• 45:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fantastic.

• 45:12Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Amy Heckerling directed that one, right? Your Pan Vacation?

• 45:16Speaker 08

  Yes, I think you're right, yeah, Amy Heckerling. She, she was terrific.

• 45:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 08

  Did a good job.

• 45:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, cuz that, that movie seemed like a really high budget comedy. I remember being like, they went to so many countries.

• 45:29Speaker 08

  It may well have been. I, I don't know. I mean, the, the issue with, uh, with directing is put them where, where the lighting's right, put them where you've, you've blocked it and let them do their thing.

• 45:44Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:45Speaker 08

  And Amy was that type of director.

• 45:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm.

• 45:48Speaker 08

  But so was, uh, Michael and, uh, um, I just forgot Michael's last name.

• 45:55Tom Segura?

  Um-

• 45:56Speaker 08

  Segura.

• 45:57Tom Segura?

  Yeah, Segura.

• 45:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:58Tom Segura?

  Yeah, he was fantastic.

• 45:59Speaker 08

  Doesn't matter.

• 46:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh yeah, because Eric Idle was in European Vacation.

• 46:04Speaker 08

  He sure was, yeah. Eric, I love Eric.

• 46:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  You hit him with your car a few times.

• 46:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, I think you're sort of on there, yeah.

• 46:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right?

• 46:14Speaker 08

  Yes, hit him with my car a few times, yeah.

• 46:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 46:17Speaker 08

  Yeah. Well, I didn't know what lane you're driving, so what the hell.

• 46:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's the best.

• 46:22Speaker 08

  No, no, I'm all right, really.

• 46:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's just a flesh wound.

• 46:24Speaker 08

  Just a broken, just a flesh wound, yeah.

• 46:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, okay, Big Ben, Parliament, was that an improv?

• 46:31Speaker 08

  I left just improv, I just, because we couldn't get out of, we couldn't get left, as I remember. I literally couldn't get left, so we were in that situation.

• 46:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 46:43Speaker 08

  Literally, because you could, we couldn't direct traffic there to make the movie. That was the traffic, and I really was caught in that situation. Look, kids, Big Ben, Parliament.

• 46:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 08

  By the end, it was just nuts.

• 46:57Tom Segura?

  Yeah, we watched, we've watched these so many times.

• 47:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 47:02Tom Segura?

  All the vacation, I mean, so many times.

• 47:04Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 47:05Tom Segura?

  No, I mean, like, yeah, it's like, um, yeah, to me, it's the same watching you in these movies, growing up especially, is I look at it the same way as like, I looked at like, sports heroes. You know what I mean? Like, like, I'm serious.

• 47:21Speaker 08

  Hey, I like it.

• 47:21Tom Segura?

  I really did, because like, it's, no, because like, you know, I would watch Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson, and you're like, oh my God, look at these guys, and it's the same thing to me.

• 47:30Speaker 08

  Yeah, Michael and I are about the same.

• 47:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah, you guys are the same.

• 47:33Speaker 08

  Michael Jordan and me.

• 47:33Tom Segura?

  I think so.

• 47:34Speaker 08

  I like to call him Mikey.

• 47:36Tom Segura?

  Mikey?

• 47:36Speaker 08

  Mikey Jordan.

• 47:37Tom Segura?

  Mikey, I'm sure he would take that from you. Chevy Chase, say whatever the fuck you want.

• 47:43Speaker 08

  I know, you know what, he was a little bit like that.

• 47:45Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 47:46Speaker 08

  With me, yeah.

• 47:46Tom Segura?

  Yeah, of course, he admired you.

• 47:48Speaker 08

  Yeah, it was strange.

• 47:50Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 47:50Speaker 08

  Of course, how could you admire me and not be amazed that it's Michael Jordan?

• 47:55Tom Segura?

  I'd, I'd.

• 47:56Speaker 08

  You know, so, those things I loved.

• 47:58Tom Segura?

  You've obviously met like, so many holy shit level, very famous people. Does somebody like that stand out to you as like?

• 48:07Speaker 08

  Well, a president, for instance, stands out.

• 48:09Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 48:10Speaker 08

  Bill Clinton and I got very close.

• 48:13Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 48:15Speaker 08

  But, um.

• 48:18Speaker 08

  Gerald Ford, for instance.

• 48:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:20Speaker 08

  What a lovely experience that was, actually. I was just raking him over the coals every, every week. And, and loving it because I'm a Democrat and he was a Republican. Basically, that was the deal.

• 48:35Speaker 08

  And, um, but he was so sweet and invited me to the White House and to stay overnight in the Lincoln bedroom and all of that.

• 48:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  No way.

• 48:43Speaker 08

  Yeah, I mean, that you meet some pretty terrific people in this business. And, uh, and he was one. I mean, he was a terrible president, so there's no, as far as I'm concerned, but otherwise, otherwise everything was fine.

• 48:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  You really, yeah, you really went hard on him.

• 49:02Speaker 08

  I lambasted him.

• 49:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's good.

• 49:05Tom Segura?

  How was that? What was it like, though, staying at the White? Is that like a pretty crazy experience?

• 49:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, we've done that.

• 49:10Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 49:11Speaker 08

  Uh, it's, it's a, it's a big White House.

• 49:15Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 49:16Speaker 08

  I don't know. It's got all these huge rooms.

• 49:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 08

  How about that knocking down half of the White House to build a ballroom for, for asshole?

• 49:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that's bizarre. Wait, but why the sleepover? Why, why do you think they wanted you to do the sleepover at the White House?

• 49:32Speaker 08

  Well, they all like to sleep with me. I don't know.

• 49:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why the slumber party?

• 49:40Speaker 08

  I think it's a big deal to anybody going there.

• 49:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 08

  That, uh, to wake up in the morning in the Lincoln bedroom.

• 49:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 08

  With, uh, you know, bacon.

• 49:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, did you have a butler and stuff? Like, did they bring you?

• 49:52Speaker 08

  I, I bring my own butler.

• 49:55Tom Segura?

  That's smart.

• 49:55Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 49:56Tom Segura?

  Efficient.

• 49:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 49:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Now, you, you spent the night there when Gerald Ford was in office. And then in the morning, did you guys like see each other in your jammies, like in the hallway?

• 50:04Speaker 08

  No, but we did. I did see him and, uh, uh, he almost fell over once and I had to save his life. It was very funny.

• 50:13Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 50:13Speaker 08

  Yeah, he had to give, he, uh, to Secretary Hath to do this thing at his, his little, uh, what do you call it? The podium, whatever. And, um, And he started falling and I grabbed him to help him. He's nothing like he was unable to do. He's just one of those people who fell down airplanes, uh, steps.

• 50:42Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 08

  And, uh, what a great person to have as president.

• 50:46Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Speaker 08

  Don't you wish Trump would fall down a few?

• 50:49Tom Segura?

  It's coming.

• 50:51Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 50:51Tom Segura?

  It's coming.

• 50:52Speaker 08

  He'll never come up to good old Jerry.

• 50:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah. No, I think he's gonna fall pretty soon.

• 50:57Speaker 08

  Some kind of way.

• 50:59Tom Segura?

  Some kind of way.

• 51:00Speaker 08

  We don't know.

• 51:01Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:01Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 51:02Tom Segura?

  I don't think it's gonna end well.

• 51:05Speaker 08

  Okay, guys. I don't wanna be a part of that.

• 51:14Tom Segura?

  Do you, um, do you have any stories? Cause I have to ask about Carlin or Pryor?

• 51:21Speaker 08

  Who?

• 51:22Tom Segura?

  George Carlin, Richard Pryor?

• 51:25Speaker 08

  Well, Richard, obviously.

• 51:28Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:28Speaker 08

  George was, um, our first, I think, was he our first?

• 51:32Tom Segura?

  First ever, yeah.

• 51:33Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 51:33Tom Segura?

  Host of the show.

• 51:35Speaker 08

  I thought he was funny.

• 51:38Speaker 08

  But nobody could touch Richard Pryor. I mean, he was the best.

• 51:41Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Speaker 08

  And Richard and I got along famously. We would, we wrote that thing where I said all the bad words. You know, uh, jungle bunny and things like that. Uh, the two of us did that. Wrote it and, uh, he just played it so well.

• 52:01Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 52:01Speaker 08

  Ofe, you know, and then he, didn't he say, um,

• 52:07Speaker 08

  what did he say that was the last one? He said, uh, dead honky, honky, honky, dead honky.

• 52:13Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 08

  That's just beautiful stuff.

• 52:16Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 08

  He was so good.

• 52:18Tom Segura?

  Legendary sketch.

• 52:19Speaker 08

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 52:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that's so great, man.

• 52:21Speaker 08

  Yeah, it was a lot of fun to do that. And to be able to do it with somebody who's, first of all, who's black to begin with and, and, and to end with, but, uh, uh, in, in front of a huge.

• 52:37Speaker 08

  National audience.

• 52:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 08

  And I'd come up with stuff like that and get great accolades for it and stuff. It was great.

• 52:44Tom Segura?

  I imagine too that because of the way television has evolved and like the fact that you can watch so many different things now, the viewership of the show when you were on there had to have been like crazy back in the

• 52:57Speaker 08

  A little bit.

• 52:58Tom Segura?

  Right? It had to be.

• 52:59Speaker 08

  Well, wasn't it the beginning of drugs and pretty, I mean, nineteen eighty, eighty-two, in that area?

• 53:05Tom Segura?

  Yeah. But there also wasn't

• 53:08Speaker 08

  Wasn't just the beginning, no. No, it wasn't.

• 53:11Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 53:11Speaker 08

  But, um, yeah, uh, it was a time of amazingness.

• 53:18Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 53:19Speaker 08

  I'm glad I could say that. A time of amazingness.

• 53:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  But he's right, because millions of people would watch Saturday Night Live. And it's like, I imagine your life went bananas overnight, like.

• 53:33Speaker 08

  No, I mean, uh, no, there were situations where I had to have a bodyguard or whatever, but for the most part, there was one, one situation where, uh, I was a little bit taken aback because I'd, I'd go to work and I'd come back like at two in the morning in my apartment and to my apartment building and I went in around two and the, the, the, the doorman said, oh, there's a package for you, what's the taste? So I saw that there was a package waiting outside the elevator right there in the front and I thought, you

• 54:12Speaker 08

  know what? There have been threats recently and I just assumed somebody came in and checked it out, like, how about the bomb squad? That would be good. And the bomb squad came and, uh, the, the bomb squad came in and they, they sort of perused it and looked at it and then one of them went up and kicked it and backed off like this.

• 54:35Tom Segura?

  Jesus.

• 54:36Speaker 08

  What if it exploded?

• 54:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 08

  You wouldn't see him again.

• 54:39Tom Segura?

  Is that how you guys test bombs?

• 54:41Speaker 08

  That's, that's, that's, that's my, was my thought exactly. Oh, so that's what you do. You just kick it. But, uh, yeah, so that was a pretty funny experience. Of course, it ended up being, I had just had a cold. And it ended up being, uh, vegetable soup for me. From some fan. But, uh.

• 55:04Tom Segura?

  Vegetable soup. Thanks for mailing that, bro.

• 55:06Speaker 08

  Yeah, thanks a lot.

• 55:07Tom Segura?

  Really cool.

• 55:08Speaker 08

  Yeah, I don't know if it was just dropped off or what.

• 55:11Tom Segura?

  Thought Chetma was a soup.

• 55:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, and also like, would you eat like soup just left by a stranger?

• 55:19Speaker 08

  No.

• 55:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  I won't need any. I don't need anything people give me.

• 55:22Speaker 08

  No. Yes, you do. Anyway.

• 55:26Tom Segura?

  You ever get a really good gift from a fan? You ever gotten anything really cool that you like from a fan?

• 55:31Speaker 08

  From a fan?

• 55:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 08

  Uh, you know, cold hard cash. I don't know.

• 55:37Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 08

  I'm, I'm trying to think.

• 55:39Tom Segura?

  How about when you?

• 55:41Speaker 08

  Pyjamas, we, we, uh.

• 55:43Tom Segura?

  Nice.

• 55:44Speaker 08

  No, we, we sold the pajamas. That's not true.

• 55:46Tom Segura?

  Oh, that's okay. Nice pair of pajamas.

• 55:49Speaker 08

  That's the one thing that I did take. You know, they take props, stars.

• 55:53Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 55:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 55:54Speaker 08

  Every, every star takes a prop from this film.

• 55:58Tom Segura?

  You take PJs?

• 55:59Speaker 08

  Yeah. So I took the, the dinosaur pajamas from vacation.

• 56:04Tom Segura?

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 56:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, we have, we still have those.

• 56:08Tom Segura?

  What is, when you first became six, oh, that's awesome.

• 56:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 56:12Tom Segura?

  When you first became successful, like, you're like, okay, I, I've made it. What is the dumbest shit you've bought? Have you ever bought something really stupid?

• 56:21Speaker 08

  The dumbest shit, what?

• 56:22Tom Segura?

  That you've bought.

• 56:23Speaker 08

  That I bought?

• 56:24Tom Segura?

  Yeah, you know, you got money all of a sudden. Did you buy anything ridiculous?

• 56:29Speaker 08

  I can't remember, honestly.

• 56:34Speaker 08

  There was that Dodge Charger. No.

• 56:37Tom Segura?

  Like a wolf coat or something?

• 56:39Speaker 08

  A wolf coat.

• 56:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  How did you know? Loves wolf jacket. Can they even do that?

• 56:45Speaker 08

  Do you like wolf trinkets?

• 56:45Tom Segura?

  I love them. They're my favorite.

• 56:48Speaker 08

  I should have gotten a wolf coat before I brought it in. I can't remember. It's been a long time though.

• 56:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Speaker 08

  Like fifty years.

• 56:55Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that's a long time.

• 56:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  So wait, was the Smothers Brothers your first writing gag?

• 57:00Speaker 08

  No.

• 57:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  What, what, what was your first?

• 57:03Speaker 08

  PBS. I wrote for the, um, something Time Machine, uh, on PBS or, uh, Channel thirteen in New York. Um, uh, The Great American Dream Machine it was called. Uh, that show. I wrote for a few smaller issues. And, um, it just builds up over, you know, they get, you get a, a name for your writing a little bit, which is nice. Of course, that's what I cared about.

• 57:36Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 57:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Funny Farm.

• 57:38Tom Segura?

  I love Funny Farm.

• 57:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Lamb fries.

• 57:40Speaker 08

  Lamb fries. I didn't write lamb fries, but I love it. The idea of it, yeah.

• 57:46Tom Segura?

  Funny Farm was a good one.

• 57:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  That was a great one, yeah.

• 57:48Speaker 08

  Sheep testicles. Oh, Jesus.

• 57:51Tom Segura?

  I think that even learning that, I thought, was such a funny, like, I've never heard anything like that.

• 57:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, neither, neither did I, or that a guy would eat them not knowing.

• 58:03Speaker 08

  I would.

• 58:06Speaker 08

  Yeah, sheep test. Well, if they're cooked.

• 58:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 58:08Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 58:08Speaker 08

  You know, properly cooked.

• 58:09Tom Segura?

  Properly cooked, they're fine. Yeah.

• 58:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Your face too, when you eat that last one and like, you're so proud of yourself.

• 58:17Speaker 08

  You know, I ended up doing a lot in my movies.

• 58:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 58:21Speaker 08

  I was just noticing that the way they play now, uh, where I'm spinning out the, uh, oh God, the dog peed all over the, everybody's.

• 58:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  All the sandwiches. Vacation.

• 58:33Speaker 08

  Sandwich, yeah, vacation. Yeah.

• 58:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my God. My favorite one is when you go, real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

• 58:39Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Real tomato ketchup, Eddie? Nothing but the best, Clark.

• 58:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  You just did that for me?

• 58:49Speaker 08

  I love that character.

• 58:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, he's the best. Cousin Eddie?

• 58:54Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 58:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's got a lip fungus, hasn't been identified yet.

• 58:58Tom Segura?

  And when he gives him the shoes.

• 59:00Speaker 08

  Better not, Clark. He's got a lip fungus, hasn't been identified yet. Well, that just sort of started with the first movie and then it just went on for every time he had something, it'd be.

• 59:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  So, oh yeah, and then he gives you those shoes.

• 59:13Tom Segura?

  The shoes, I saw the way you were looking at mine.

• 59:15Speaker 08

  Well, that one.

• 59:17Tom Segura?

  When he gives you his shitty shoes and then you're like, thanks. He's like, I saw the way you were looking at mine.

• 59:22Speaker 08

  Yeah. The way you were admiring my shoes.

• 59:27Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:32Speaker 08

  Well, I'm sorry, I had a little bit of a cold.

• 59:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, me too. It's such a... Thank you.

• 59:38Tom Segura?

  Fighting years for like 30 weeks.

• 59:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, I had the flu.

• 59:42Tom Segura?

  You have HIV.

• 59:44Speaker 08

  Well, thanks a lot for talking to me.

• 59:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got it. It's gone.

• 59:47Speaker 08

  I had it too.

• 59:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  You did, yeah.

• 59:49Tom Segura?

  How did, can I ask, how did the documentary come about? Like, when, when did this like start becoming a thing that you were gonna, to do? The doc that comes out, January 1st, I'm sorry, Jason, you're not.

• 1:00:01Speaker 08

  Well, it was CNN that came up with it.

• 1:00:04Tom Segura?

  They came up with it?

• 1:00:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, they, yeah.

• 1:00:08Tom Segura?

  And it's just like a whole recap of your...

• 1:00:10Speaker 08

  I don't really know how to describe it. It does recap a lot.

• 1:00:15Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:15Speaker 08

  Um, of, from the beginning to now.

• 1:00:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Speaker 08

  Of things that I did. I haven't really looked at it carefully, but it's, it's good.

• 1:00:27Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 08

  Yeah, one should watch it if one cares.

• 1:00:30Tom Segura?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna watch it.

• 1:00:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 1:00:33Speaker 08

  Of course you care.

• 1:00:33Tom Segura?

  Yeah, of course I care.

• 1:00:34Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:00:35Tom Segura?

  Um, can I ask you, so for the, in the, because when you make movies...

• 1:00:39Speaker 08

  Where are you looking when you're talking to me?

• 1:00:41Tom Segura?

  I looked at the screen to see something. I looked at that screen for a second.

• 1:00:45Speaker 08

  Oh, you haven't looked at me once.

• 1:00:48Tom Segura?

  I have looked at you the whole time.

• 1:00:49Speaker 08

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:00:50Tom Segura?

  I have looked at you. I just glided over.

• 1:00:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  He does the same thing to me. It's very disrespectful.

• 1:00:55Speaker 08

  You have a camera coming from there, don't you? You're cheating.

• 1:00:57Tom Segura?

  No, it's up there. It's up there. I just looked and then I looked over here.

• 1:01:02Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:01:02Tom Segura?

  So when you are making these movies, do you ever have the thing? I imagine that when you're making them, you don't know how this is going to turn out. How's this going to go?

• 1:01:11Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:01:12Tom Segura?

  So was any of the hits ever a huge surprise to you? Were you ever like, well, we made one, you know, I hope it's good. Was it ever a surprise?

• 1:01:21Speaker 08

  Well, there haven't been many hits that I've that I've made. So they're all a surprise. Any one of them, I'll take it.

• 1:01:28Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 1:01:29Speaker 08

  But and that's the real answer. I mean, of course, I'm surprised. So, you know, the Christmas Vacation one that we go around and show and then I appear and talk.

• 1:01:48Speaker 08

  That one just seems to have lasted over thirty nine years, I think.

• 1:01:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's such a good movie.

• 1:01:54Tom Segura?

  It's incredible.

• 1:01:55Speaker 08

  Yeah. So people like that. And I like it too. Yeah, it's a good movie.

• 1:01:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Juliette Lewis is in it.

• 1:02:01Speaker 08

  Yeah, Juliette's the best.

• 1:02:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love.

• 1:02:02Speaker 08

  She was my favorite Audrey.

• 1:02:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 1:02:07Speaker 08

  Yeah. And I mean, nothing against the other Audrey's. But Juliette just has that.

• 1:02:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 08

  You know, that look of just sure thing. The whole way through is excellent acting.

• 1:02:20Tom Segura?

  Excellent.

• 1:02:21Speaker 08

  And then my favorite.

• 1:02:26Speaker 08

  My favorite rest he was really Anthony Michael Hall from the first one.

• 1:02:29Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 08

  Because he was nine years old and it just all fit good.

• 1:02:33Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Tom Segura?

  Incredible casting. Yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's good, good stuff.

• 1:02:37Tom Segura?

  Yeah, really good stuff.

• 1:02:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  God damn it.

• 1:02:39Tom Segura?

  Really good.

• 1:02:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Christie Brinkley.

• 1:02:41Speaker 08

  Chrissy, good, there's good casting.

• 1:02:43Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Speaker 08

  Bam. I mean, because she's beautiful. Good friend of mine and Janie's and a very sweet, normal girl. There's hardly get a sense that she was one of the supermodels of all time. But she was.

• 1:03:03Tom Segura?

  That that scene in the car.

• 1:03:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:03:05Tom Segura?

  It's such a great, it's so great.

• 1:03:07Speaker 08

  I know.

• 1:03:08Tom Segura?

  It's you like feeling yourself and then having to like look over.

• 1:03:13Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

• 1:03:14Tom Segura?

  It's so well done.

• 1:03:15Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:15Tom Segura?

  It's so well done.

• 1:03:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can I talk one more scene with you from European Vacation?

• 1:03:20Speaker 08

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:03:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  When you take your wife out for French culture. And you guys are in the bar and you're like watching the strippers and you're doing this.

• 1:03:31Speaker 08

  What am I doing?

• 1:03:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're dancing, you're doing this.

• 1:03:33Tom Segura?

  You're dancing as you watch them?

• 1:03:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then Rusty is there with a hooker. No, really? Rusty's behind you.

• 1:03:40Speaker 08

  And he's with a hooker?

• 1:03:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:41Speaker 08

  Oh, okay. I think I sort of remember.

• 1:03:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  She goes, "Look over there." Over there. And you're like, "What? Just a kid with a hooker." And then it's Rusty.

• 1:03:48Tom Segura?

  It's just a kid with a hooker.

• 1:03:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. So good.

• 1:03:52Speaker 08

  I don't remember that.

• 1:03:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you're dancing. I'll never forget your...

• 1:03:55Speaker 08

  What's my take when I see Rusty?

• 1:03:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, at first you're clueless.

• 1:03:59Speaker 08

  Do I do a typical take? Or no?

• 1:04:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because you're gonna, you go over there and you kill him, you know?

• 1:04:05Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 08

  Well, thanks for giving it away.

• 1:04:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got it.

• 1:04:10Tom Segura?

  Also want to promote that you have one date left. As of the premiere of this episode, An Evening with Chevy Chase, the tour that you've been on, the last date is December 29th in Richmond, Virginia. You can buy tickets at officialchevychase.com. I just wanted to remind people of that.

• 1:04:32Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 1:04:32Tom Segura?

  In the Richmond, Virginia area.

• 1:04:33Speaker 08

  That's true, that's true.

• 1:04:34Tom Segura?

  To go to the show.

• 1:04:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  December 29th.

• 1:04:37Tom Segura?

  December 29th, yeah.

• 1:04:38Speaker 08

  Are you gonna come to the show?

• 1:04:39Tom Segura?

  I would love to come to the show.

• 1:04:40Speaker 08

  Well, you're both invited if you have the time or chance.

• 1:04:44Tom Segura?

  Okay. Oh, yeah, that's both concert hall, right?

• 1:04:46Speaker 08

  Because you'll have great, you'll have great seats.

• 1:04:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, my God. That'd be awesome.

• 1:04:50Tom Segura?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:04:51Speaker 08

  Sure, no problem.

• 1:04:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Love that movie.

• 1:04:53Tom Segura?

  And then, of course, a reminder to everybody that on January 1st, you can watch I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not, the new documentary that is on CNN that tells the, it recaps the whole story of like...

• 1:05:07Speaker 08

  My life.

• 1:05:07Tom Segura?

  Yeah, your life. And incredible, the trailer's amazing. I can't wait to see it. It's gonna recap how you, I assume, got into show business and this 50-year career, which is incredible.

• 1:05:20Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Tom Segura?

  It's amazing, man. It's amazing.

• 1:05:22Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 1:05:23Tom Segura?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:05:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. Thanks for making all those movies.

• 1:05:26Speaker 08

  It's great to meet both of you.

• 1:05:28Tom Segura?

  It's so nice to meet you too.

• 1:05:29Speaker 08

  You've been so flattering. I'm not gonna live it down.

• 1:05:33Tom Segura?

  No, it's, I mean, you really, like, we fell in love with comedy and you're a big reason why, man. For real.

• 1:05:39Speaker 08

  That's very nice.

• 1:05:40Tom Segura?

  Very nice.

• 1:05:40Speaker 08

  Thank you. I appreciate it.

• 1:05:41Tom Segura?

  Thank you for coming in today. We appreciate you very much.

• 1:05:43Speaker 08

  You're both very welcome. Thanks for having me.

• 1:05:45Tom Segura?

  We'll see you guys next week. Thank you.

• 1:05:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bye, mommy.

• 1:05:58Speaker 09

  Hello? Hey, buddy! Just laying there watching an afternoon TV show. I, I had a, I had a squirter in bed and got on the, uh, the bedspread. Thought I was farting and it kinda came blasting out, so I got it on the bedspread and I had to watch the bedspread. And it was spotty, you know, it wasn't tons, but it was spotty. Now, just a miscalculation on my-

• 1:06:25Speaker 09

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• 1:06:34Speaker 02

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