Kylie SOLO on Why She Doesn't Wear Bikinis Anymore, Ellie Covered In Butt Paste & Beating Jason at Golf | Ep. 69

Kylie’s back for her SOLO Summertime Spectacular episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Pull Ups! She kicks things off by reacting to her latest Jeopardy! namedrop and refusing to watch Love Island with Queen Emma (1:50). In a brand new edition of “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” Kylie goes off on the feeling of putting on a bathing suit postpartum and how challenging that can be for anyone who has had children (4:21). Kylie talks about the types of bathing suits she prefers now and reveals a very specific insecurity about her bellybutton. Then, Kylie talks about her and Jason’s charity golf tournament and where they ended up placing (9:32). She also answers a bunch of questions from the Real Ones about summer camp for the girls, Bennie eating food covered in sand and Jason’s best and worst habits around the house (21:50). Kylie also gets to a stacked doomscroll of the week featuring the best TikTok about fad diets and “skinny culture” ever (29:57). She reacts to a toddler’s fantastic dancing (33:45), pregnant women who are over everyone’s comments (35:54) and a little girl who managed to cover herself in vaseline (39:02). Kylie does a part two of “Ask Me *Some* Things” featuring questions about how the girls feel about fame, marriage ultimatums and if the Kelce girls have nicknames for each other (42:09). Also on behalf of parents everywhere welcoming their teens home from school full time this summer, Kylie takes a crash course on Gen Alpha slang because WTF is mogging (50:02)?! You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer solo episode recording on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . . . Purchase Brand New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Pull-Ups: Buy new Pull-Ups with Learning Layer now, designed to help kids learn wet from dry! https://pullups.com DoorDash: When life gets crazy, DoorDash helps bring some order to it. Order Now. https://www.doordash.com/ CVS: Go to https://www. CVS.com/app to learn more and download the app now. Allstate: Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You’re in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms, conditions, & availability. Allstate North American Ins. Co. & affiliates: Northbrook, IL. Peloton: Let yourself run, lift, fail, try and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread+ at https://onepeloton.com Apple Pay: Apple Pay makes it simple. Shop Apple Pay. Terms apply. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:35Kylie Kelce?

  Today's episode is brought to you by Invisalign. Look at her. She did that. Ta-da. In college, I got Invisalign aligners because I wanted to actually look in the mirror and feel confident in my smile. I think that a smile is one of the best things that you can possibly have. I think one of the best things that you can put on is a smile. I'm not just saying that because it's like some old quote or something. I'm saying it because I truly believe that when you can smile and really mean it, like when it goes all the way up to your eyes because you're confident and you're happy and you're feeling joy, who doesn't want to see that? More importantly, who doesn't want to feel that? But let's talk about something beyond how your smile looks, taking care of it. And since we've already established that I take flossing very seriously, this part deserves a little attention.

• 1:17Kylie Kelce?

  Invisalign Aligners straighten teeth, making it easier to brush and floss, reducing plaque and lowering the risk of cavities and gum disease. I have to be really careful to make sure that I'm keeping up with my oral hygiene because I have little muffins that watch me and I need to make sure that they're modeling that same care for their own teeth. Back in college, I was thinking about how my smile would look. Now, I appreciate that there's more to it than that. Look at her. Look at her. Ooh, she's cute. Look at her. Wow. And if you're thinking about starting your smile journey, make sure you're getting Invisalign Aligners. Look for the star flower logo on every aligner so you know you're getting Invisalign, backed by experience and trusted by doctors. Find an Invisalign doctor near you today.

• 2:00Kylie Kelce?

  Who was it that was covered in butt paste? Who was it? I don't want to watch Love Island. My belly button? Have you ever seen the lip of a red nose? I have so many big... Pictures of shit in my phone. It's not even funny. Turds. My favorite habit of Jason's is that when he walks past me, typically he does feel the need to touch my butt. Not gonna lie, this is our 69th episode. And I'm not mature enough to let that go by without acknowledging it. Let's get this podcast started.

• 2:36Kylie Kelce?

  Welcome, real ones, to a very summery, very unhinged, and most importantly, very solo episode of Not Gonna Lie.

• 2:48Kylie Kelce?

  A Wave original brought to you by Pull-Ups. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite summer job growing up was...

• 2:58Kylie Kelce?

  I love when I do this and I don't think of one ahead of time, but I just raw dog it. I was a lifeguard, a lifeguard. I was more of like a pool attendant. But occasionally, when there was not a lifeguard on duty, I would have to also double as a lifeguard. And so I did, I think, one training on how to tow someone who was unconscious out of the water.

• 3:21Kylie Kelce?

  But I don't, and I, and I was CPR certified. But besides that, good luck. I've never seen an episode of Love Island, but Queen Emma is determined to change that, and she's not going to. Who has enough time for that? Love Island USA premieres tonight.

• 3:41Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma wants to know if we should order some bundt cakes and a tomato pie and binge that shit. No, we shouldn't. No, because I'm busy doing a lot of other things. I'm not. Six days a week. That's dumb. I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. I just mean like, that's crazy. And apparently Jeopardy is finally running out of ideas because I was the answer to yet another question. This time, it was pop culture jeopardy.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  She married into America's favorite football family and shares about

• 4:13Kylie Kelce?

  Hold up.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Big bearded hubby. I'm not gonna lie. Ben, who is Taylor Swift? No. Helena. Who's Kylie Kelce? That's right.

• 4:23Kylie Kelce?

  Helena.

• 4:25Kylie Kelce?

  I was gonna say thank you, but also, Helena, shout out to you for

• 4:33Kylie Kelce?

  knowing my name.

• 4:37Kylie Kelce?

  But also, guys, we gotta cut this out. I do think it's funny that they described Jason as the bearded hu- big bearded hubby.

• 4:49Kylie Kelce?

  He is a large man, he is bearded, and he is my hubby. So honestly, yes. And to be clear, I do, shout out to Helena, I appreciate it, but also I do prefer when the answer is unknown. I liked it better. It felt comfier for some reason. Well, now that my second Jeopardy cameo in as many weeks has been addressed, let's get into today's summertime solo spectacular. Really, that's what we're calling it? I thought you were gonna hit the butt.

• 5:20Kylie Kelce?

  As is traditional on solo episodes, I'm gonna answer as many of the real ones ask-me-some-things questions as I can. And as always, there were some absolutely insane ones in the mix. Honestly, should I just answer them?

• 5:36Kylie Kelce?

  I don't know, let's see. We also have a stacked doom scroll, including a clip of a little kid who got Vaseline all over her hair, and the return of our tiny O-lineman, the ribbit? Ribbit? Toddler? Yeah, I'm so excited. And in preparation for everyone's teenagers being home for the summer, we're all gonna get a Gen Alpha slang crash course because what is mogging? What is that? I don't know, but we're gonna find out. But before we get into any of that, let's start off with, you know what's fucked up? Hey, you know what's fucked up? The feeling of putting on a bathing suit postpartum.

• 6:20Kylie Kelce?

  Guys, do you remember? Maybe this isn't like a universal experience, so bear with me here. Do you remember when you were, I don't know, let's say seventeen, eighteen, twenty-one? And you put on a little bikini and you were, you know, doing your thing on the beach, playing games, bopping around, doing all this stuff. You could put on any bikini and you'd be like, yeah, that's it. Or, ooh, that's a cute pattern, I want that bathing suit. Ooh, I like that bikini. Ooh, I like that bathing suit.

• 6:56Kylie Kelce?

  That was a fun time. I don't do that anymore. Let me tell you why. Because I need tummy control.

• 7:03Kylie Kelce?

  You know what I mean? I need something that covers my belly button. Because

• 7:11Kylie Kelce?

  here's, here's a true confession. So you want to not gonna lie, not gonna lie. I had my belly button pierced.

• 7:18Kylie Kelce?

  And it stretched out with the rest of my belly while I was making human beings. And then it never went back. And I, it is truly something that bothers me so much. But so much. I don't like seeing my belly button. I don't like seeing my belly button in bathing suits. I very much feel strongly that I might like a high waisted bikini bottom. That only gives me a little gap of belly, stomach, whatever you want to call it. Um, before the bathing suit top, but since I'm so tall, it's hard to find a bathing suit bottom that goes up to the top of my belly button. And let me tell you, my belly button.

• 8:04Kylie Kelce?

  Have you ever seen the lip of a rhinoceros?

• 8:12Kylie Kelce?

  We'll pop a photo of a rhinoceros in right here. Um, that's what the top of my belly button looks like. So would you want that to be out and about? I have made it a point to say to myself that my body has made for human beings. And you have to give yourself grace. You must. That being said, it's okay to mature in your bathing suit choices. If that's what makes you feel comfortable. Now, this summer, I ordered a little, um, skirt bottom. Because I thought I'd test that out because I've seen other women on the beach in the little skirt bottoms. And I thought, you know what? They're killing it. That looks really cute.

• 8:57Kylie Kelce?

  Um, I, it sucks. We talked about this so many times, and I'll say it until the end of time. It sucks dressing yourself after you give birth. It doesn't matter how much grace you've given yourself. It doesn't matter how much you love what your body has done. It is hard to look at your body that does not look like your body that you have lived with your whole life. It is changed in a way that is permanent. And now you have to figure out how to dress it, not only in regular clothing, but also in bathing suits.

• 9:39Kylie Kelce?

  That sucks. That sucks, and we should call it out and say that it sucks out loud so that we can all just be like, hey, this sucks. But here's what I will tell you.

• 9:51Kylie Kelce?

  When you are going on vacation, out to a beach, to the pool, the, the person who is the most concerned about what you look like in your bathing suit is you. Other people are not going to be highly bothered by your bathing suit or how you look in it. They're also not going to be nearly as critical. We need to be more gentle on ourselves and not let bathing suits be the thing that hold us back from enjoying summer activities.

• 10:23Kylie Kelce?

  Okay? Promise?

• 10:27Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 10:30Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma is asking, I have been freshly postpartum both in the fall and in the spring. Which do I prefer?

• 10:38Kylie Kelce?

  For baby purposes, I prefer to be freshly postpartum in the spring because you get to be outside, you get to get fresh air, you get to do outdoor naps, you get to do walks outside. For dressing purposes and self-confidence? The frickin' fall. Put me in a big ass sweater. One that goes down below my butt. I mean, tunics for days. Okay? Cause then you can't see the outline of my diaper. That does it for you know what's fucked up. Next, the latest places Kylie had some business being, brought to you by pull-ups. Yesterday, I had some business participating in our family's underdog charity golf outing.

• 11:24Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. As everyone who saw the newest FAFO knows, I've been prepping to kick my husband's ass at this event. Did I?

• 11:33Kylie Kelce?

  Um, I don't know. Here's the deal. For those of you who don't know golf, I will tell you, our golf outing was what's called a scramble. For anyone who is thinking about getting into golf or learning golf, a scramble is a great way to do it. It is essentially that you work your way through each hole with the best ball. And it's great because you all get to continue to practice and take hits, but you are getting through it pretty quickly and scoring the best because if you hit it into the woods, you don't necessarily have to get it out of the woods.

• 12:15Kylie Kelce?

  I have no idea what I scored because we were in a scramble and I have no idea what he scored because we were in a scramble. What I do know is, is that we had a dream team. My team placed second in the whole thing. Where did Jason's team place? I have no idea because he wasn't in the top three, so his team wasn't announced. Yeah. How about that? Did I happy Gilmore swing? Yes, I did. I have found that if I try to correct my field hockey swing into golf, it's not as smooth. So I have defaulted into Jesus taking the wheel on a, on a field hockey

• 12:59Kylie Kelce?

  swing with a golf club. And I'm okay with that. We had so many people come out to the event. It was, uh, we're so grateful to the brands who partnered with us to sponsor the event. We're so grateful to the celebs that we had out. Um, we had a number of Flyers players, a number of Phillies players. Um, we had former Eagles players. We were able to raise money for, uh, Be Philly, which is our family foundation that, uh, puts money back into programs impacting the youth of Philadelphia and making sure that they have not only resources, um, but, uh, support from their community. So-

• 13:43Kylie Kelce?

  We are very, very excited. Speaking of supporting a great cause, we had a few adoptable animals on the last NGL and FAFO episodes, and we've heard that Star and River have been adopted. Yes. Woohoo. That's two out of four, people. Two out of four, which means we're halfway there. Someone needs to go get Effie and Bright Eyes. Should we do an animal segment once a month? Maybe we could do more exotic animals next time. I did see that the PSPCA just rescued some chickens. Maybe we could get a guinea pig, or a rabbit, or maybe a turtle.

• 14:30Kylie Kelce?

  Simon wants one. I just know in my heart. That's it for Places Kylie. Some Business being brought to you by Pull-Ups. Next, I'm gonna get right into it and answer a ton of Real One questions in a summer themed Ask Me Some Things, because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you crazy mother.

• 14:49Kylie Kelce?

  First up from Mags4991, are the girls going to any camps this summer? Yes, they are. They will be doing some multi-sport camps. Benny will be playing some soccer. Well, I shouldn't say that. Benny's signed up for a soccer camp, and she will attend the soccer camp. Will she play soccer? We'll find out together. All of the camps that they're doing are sort of like a nine to 12 situation for maybe four days. So, I like to sprinkle them in there because then there's something to look forward to. And then if they don't like it, which we have not yet experienced them not enjoying camp, they've loved it every time. But if there was a situation where they didn't enjoy it, then it would only be a couple

• 15:34Kylie Kelce?

  more days. Because we're firmly in the camp of making sure that they finish what they start. I grew up going to sports camps. I feel like it's a great opportunity to fill up some of your summertime and give a little more structure. But also, I'm not the type of person who did sleepaway camp. I'm not sending my kids to eight weeks of summer camp because I'm still really sad that they have to go to school every day. So I at least get them for the summer. How about that? Next one is actually a very important update. Are you two out of four in getting to kindergarten without expulsions? Thank you so much for saying that. I'm two for two.

• 16:19Kylie Kelce?

  Way to go, Ellie. Ellie made it out of preschool without getting kicked out. Like her father and her uncle.

• 16:30Kylie Kelce?

  I really do think the true test is going to be two years from now when Benny gets to hit that threshold. If she makes it there. And that's the key. Wyatt loves kindergarten. I think Ellie is also going to love kindergarten. But I do think that it is going to be a little eye opening for her because she is not quite into academics in the same way that Wyatt is. Wyatt is into academics because Wyatt has this need to know and this thirst for knowledge that is. It's incredible to watch. Ellie is curious, but she doesn't quite feel the need to press as hard as Wyatt does to get information.

• 17:13Kylie Kelce?

  And that does translate into academics. Ellie wants to go and be social and I am going to be shocked if she can sit in her chair for that long. Next from Lynn Cat Webb. Best part of summer with kids and worst part of summer with kids? Go. This is such a good one. Best part of summer with kids? Having them home. I love having my kids home. I love, no, ooh, I know. Oh, not having to make lunches. Good God. Oh, my God. Having to make lunch.

• 17:53Kylie Kelce?

  It takes some serious brain power. I also like on days where we don't have anything to do. Not forcing everyone to immediately get up and get out of their pajamas and get dressed and like really go full-fledged into the day.

• 18:12Kylie Kelce?

  I would say those are the best things. The worst things about summer?

• 18:18Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, when it's too hot, you can't go outside. I am an outside kid. You guys, the real ones who have been listening since the beginning, know I'm a bug kid. I like to go outside. I like to flip rocks. I like to dig in the garden, find some earthworms. I like to pick up the roly-poly's and let them crawl all over your hands. I like to go out at dusk and catch the lightning bugs and let them crawl to the top of your finger because you know, they always go to the highest point. If you're a real bug kid, you know that. Anyway, I love going outside. So when it gets too hot, that sucks. I want to go outside. I want to go outside. I want to play, even if it's just in the morning or just in the afternoon. But sometimes in the Philadelphia

• 18:59Kylie Kelce?

  area, we hit a hot spell of like 95 degree days and you open the door in the morning at, I'm not exaggerating, 7:00 a.m. It's 100% humidity and 85 degrees already and you're like, you can suck my ass. I'm not going outside. Absolutely not. Because it sucks for you, but then on top of that, you're going to have at least two of your four children complaining at you that it's too hot and sticky. Soupy. The air gets soupy around here. If you've never experienced that, I'm happy for you. But it gets soupy and it's gross. I don't like it. That's what I don't like about summer.

• 19:38Kylie Kelce?

  I feel like I nailed that question.

• 19:42Kylie Kelce?

  I don't say that often, so yeah, good job. Okay. Number four from Real One Corabel Hope. Are you more of a stay in the sand girl or a let's get in the water girl at the beach?

• 19:56Kylie Kelce?

  See, this, you got me here. You got me. I am, I'm a can't sit still. Remember back when I said Ellie is like her mother and she's little ants in her pants? That's me on the beach. I like to dig in the sand and play with the toys and then I like to go down to the water and jump the waves. Now, when it comes to my kids, they also don't like to sit still. They know that they have to go with an adult. So usually it's a full squad activity. If everyone's going to the water, everyone's going to the water. And if everyone's back playing in the sand, everybody's back playing in the sand.

• 20:35Kylie Kelce?

  Um, what I will say about the kids is that I don't know that there are enough snacks in the world to cover us for five hours on the beach. So you can catch us at any given point, someone is eating a snack. Are their hands covered in sand? Yes. Is their snack unusually crunchy from sand? Also, yes. Are they gonna be pissed about it? For the first week that we're at the shore, yes. After that, sand is part of their diet. There was a phase where Benny actually used to take peanut butter puffs and dip them in the sand before she ate them, which was disgusting to watch. And I tried to stop it. And then

• 21:20Kylie Kelce?

  I gave up. Uh, Jason doesn't love the ocean. He's talked about it multiple times. He's not a shark guy. So he does not like the ocean. Uh, but he, he still will do it. He'll bite the bullet and he'll go in. But I think he likes to make sure that there's at least a couple people further out than him. And that's, I respect that. Next up from Kylie in the stars. What is your favorite and least favorite habit of Jason's? Hmm. Um, I would say my favorite habit of Jason's is that when he walks past me, typically he does feel the need to touch my butt. I like it. It's part of my love language. Physical

• 22:03Kylie Kelce?

  touch. I like it. Um, my least favorite habit of Jason's. It's always my, I always have the same complaint about my husband. When I was on the other podcast, I said the same thing. He's loud. He's a loud human being. He wears flip flops. I mean, you've seen him. He wears flip flops everywhere. And he smacks them when he walks up the steps. He's just a loud individual. And the funny thing is, is that some days when the baby's sleeping, or he gets up early, I'll be like, can you just be quiet? He's like, yeah. Ba boom, ba boom, ba boom, ba boom. I'm like, the fu, there's no way as

• 22:43Kylie Kelce?

  athletic as you are, that you don't know how to bend your knees and soften your steps, sir. You sound like a herd of elephants. And not only that, it's not only his steps. And now I'm really going off. It's just, the reason I don't say like, oh, he walks so loudly. He's just a loud person.

• 23:04Kylie Kelce?

  There are mornings where he will be laying in bed and I will already be downstairs and I'll hear

• 23:12Kylie Kelce?

  and I can hear it from the kitchen. Guys, our house isn't that big, but like if I can hear it like he's standing next to me, that's loud. That's loud. Um, he sneezes loudly, but only when you need him to be quiet. He's a loud person and I love him for it. It's entertaining. I can't pinpoint that many things that my husband does that um is like a least favorite habit of mine. But being loud. He's a loud guy.

• 23:40Kylie Kelce?

  But he can make up for it by touching my butt. All right. Last one of the real one questions for Ask Me Some Things Part One. Sarah Martin wants to know, any of your kids biters or hitters? Trial number three is built different and always humbling. Um, we went through some biting phases. Both biting me and their sisters.

• 24:06Kylie Kelce?

  The one thing that I did to discourage biting was screaming crying. Have I, I feel like I talked about this recently. Did I not? Or did I talk about it with you?

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Well, we did it on the podcast when I told you that Simon would hit me with his toy.

• 24:27Speaker 03

  Still happening, by the way. Yeah.

• 24:28Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. So the screaming crying is not working?

• 24:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 24:32Kylie Kelce?

  Maybe you're just not that good of an actor.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  I guess not.

• 24:36Kylie Kelce?

  Um, we were always a, if something happened, we, we sold that it was the saddest thing to ever happen and that it really hurt. Sometimes it's really helpful to figure out what the purpose of the biting is. I have found that a lot of times it is based in frustration that stems from them not being able to get their point across. So um, a lot of times.

• 25:05Kylie Kelce?

  It required more conversation.

• 25:09Kylie Kelce?

  Which sometimes when you start explaining things or breaking things down with kids, it feels like it's silly. You start talking to a kid who can't even communicate enough to get their point across to the point that they're getting so pissed they're biting people. And you're then bent down like, if you feel like you're gonna bite your sister, can you walk away, please? Or can we pick something else to do? Or can you say, "I'm mad"? Or can you ask for something nicely? And it's like, well,

• 25:46Kylie Kelce?

  it's, it's difficult. And it requires, I think, a lot of persistence. Honestly, sometimes it's a matter of catching them before they get there. Ellie went through a hitting phase, which she still sometimes does, where she just gets so mad with Wyatt. Because Wyatt will do things to sort of stir the pot. And Ellie will do this really deep like, and then she like cocks back and like goes over and tries to like punch her. Sometimes it's just a matter of catching them before they're able to do it. Like sometimes Ellie will get really frustrated with a no from me. And then she'll sort of like put her hand back and I'm like, "Make a good choice."

• 26:30Kylie Kelce?

  And if you just interrupt them before they do it, they can have a moment to check themselves. And then she'll like put her hands down by her side and like really like, "Ah!" And I'm like, "That's acceptable." And also, timeout.

• 26:45Kylie Kelce?

  Immediately timeout. And don't just put them in timeout. You gotta put them in timeout and then explain to them why they're in timeout. Which again, gets us right back to the talking it out, which...

• 26:56Kylie Kelce?

  Is time consuming. So, good luck with the biting.

• 27:02Kylie Kelce?

  That was Ask Me Some Things, Part One. I'll be right back after I rave about pull-ups and some of my other favorite things. As a mom of four kids, six and under, I've been deep in the potty training trenches. It was really daunting to try and start, but when I knew we were ready, we were ready. And how did I find that out? Because Wyatt told me, of course. Was there once an accident on the kitchen floor? And I'm not talking about a number one. Yes, but we cleaned that up and we moved on. And with each one, it kind of got easier because they saw their sisters doing it. And then there was motivation. My secret weapon is pull-ups training pants. We've been using them the entire time we've been potty training. Because I'm not down for the naked weekend or locking yourself in the house.

• 27:43Kylie Kelce?

  I don't think we're candidates for that. The best part, my secret weapon has its own secret weapon. Pull-ups just introduced the new learning layer, and I'm all about this. It's designed to help kids learn the difference between feeling wet and dry. That means that when they have an accident, they feel that it's uncomfortable. And obviously, they don't want to feel that way. It's going to be so helpful with Finn, I just know it. The new learning layer helps create progress without the stress of the mess. It gives my tiny humans big kid confidence while I get the peace of mind of up to 100% leak-free protection. Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking the girl's school emails before packing lunches? Apparently, it's a half day, and I didn't need to put energy into one more thing.

• 28:26Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, so check Allstate First. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate, North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. As a busy mom taking care of everybody else's schedule, it's important to carve out just a little bit of what I like to call, "nobody needs me time." One way I use that very small window of time these days is by doing a workout right in the Peloton app. I really have been enjoying a little walk-run action. Because you can do it either on the tread or outside. It's lovely. Peloton helps you unlock that joy through movement with their new Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. It provides intelligent strength coaching so you can stay in the moment.

• 29:08Kylie Kelce?

  Peloton IQ sees every rep, reads every movement and coaches you through it in real time. I love every instructor that I've taken on Peloton. Who did I take this morning? Let me tell you the class I took this morning for funsies. Isn't this fun? I can just go in my Peloton app and say, who did I take today? I took John Hosking, 45 minute walk run. He was lovely because he did the same thing Alex Toussaint has a habit of doing for me on the bike. When I wanted to put the dial back a little bit, he said, nope, keep going. And I said, can he hear my inner thoughts? Let yourself run, lift, sculpt, push and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus at onepeloton.com. And I'm back. And so is a brand new edition of Dune Scroll of the Week.

• 29:53Kylie Kelce?

  First up, TikToker at Beyond Chandra. Just introduced me to the only type of high protein diet I can get behind. Queen Emma.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  Our lightly seasoned because they are super light. Philly cheesesteak, and this is basically a salad. Because this is protein, we're going to hold it over my head so that it'd be high protein. Six, seven, okay, that's high protein. We're also going to just watch the carbs on this one. All right. And then let's see how light this mayo is because, and it is cut in half. So I did cut the calories and we are still going to use this as heavy lifting. And so it's going to be a high intensity workout. The more you chew, the less you eat. I'm going to eat from both ends and this is going to be a balanced diet. Yeah, balanced diet. I could barely finish, so I have a lot left for tomorrow. Calorie deficit.

• 30:43Kylie Kelce?

  I can't, okay, let me tell you about Chandra.

• 30:50Kylie Kelce?

  I don't even know where to start. I've seen so many of her videos at this point. I love them so much. We have gotten into this culture online of.

• 31:03Kylie Kelce?

  I don't even know how to, how to describe it. We've gotten into this culture online of idolizing these people who have their entire lives wrapped up in how they can cut corners on calories for exercise. And as much as I really value people prioritizing their health and wellbeing, I think there is a problem with social media is that it gives everybody the opportunity. It's the catch 22 of social media. Social media allows people to connect and have a voice and share their thoughts and feelings, and that's great.

• 31:46Kylie Kelce?

  And then the other side of that is that people have the opportunity to share their thoughts and feelings and their opinions on things. And essentially, it can either be a positive or a negative. And she is making light of what is currently this fad of being able to cut calories and being in a calorie deficit and having balanced meals. And so making light of that in the way that she is, is so fucking funny for our audio listeners. She held up a cheesesteak that was a cheesesteak hoagie, which means it has lettuce, tomatoes on it. And so she said, it's basically a salad, which is correct.

• 32:30Kylie Kelce?

  I think sometimes it's fun to poke fun at the fact that we don't all have to live our lives the exact same way. And with all of the like, high protein snacks, the high protein chips, the high protein this, the high protein that, the high protein drinks. I think, I think it's okay. Also, the idea of cutting the calories, AKA cutting your sandwich in half, perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. No notes. I am fearful of the fact that

• 33:00Kylie Kelce?

  We are, it seems to be that we are in a phase of idolizing super skinny right now. And we were in that phase in, what, the late 90s, I would say? Where it was models that you saw walking in like runway shows and ads in magazines and things like that were so thin that you could see their hip bones protruding and that you could just see like everything was so chiseled that people looked almost emaciated. And we're kind of leaning back into that right now as if that is the ideal beauty standard.

• 33:40Kylie Kelce?

  And I just want people to remember that you, we aren't all meant to look alike. We aren't, we aren't all meant to be the same size. We are not all meant to be rail thin. We are not all meant to be the, what is, whatever the, whatever the ideal beauty size is at that point, at any given time. Because people seem to think that that, that they should conform themselves to that. We're not meant to be the same size. Guys, my mother is five foot two. We are not meant to be the same size. I am 5'11". Do you know what I'm saying?

• 34:22Kylie Kelce?

  Next up, my favorite mini offensive lineman who did the Rebecca, Rebecca video is back in my doom scroll. And guys, this time he's got some dance moves everyone needs to see. Queen Emma the clip, please. What are you listening to? First of all, he's having a silent disco. And he is, ugh, just flailing, jumping. Oh my God, he's still jumps. And his face, I, I'm not certain.

• 34:57Kylie Kelce?

  But I have. Oh no, my headphones.

• 35:02Kylie Kelce?

  Here's, here's my takeaway from this video. I'm not certain he's having fun. And I say that because his face is dead ass. He's dead ass serious. His face means business. He is flailing. He is, he is dancing. He's working hard. Straight ass face. He means business. First of all, as always, shout out to his mom at Elizabeth V Z. The hot dog song, I'm assuming that it was the hot dog song. I saw Mickey Mouse clubhouse on the screen of his mom's phone. I'm assuming it was the hot dog song because the hot dog dance goes so hard. Elliot Wyatt really enjoy dancing. Benny enjoys dancing, but on her terms. So really Benny of her.

• 35:47Kylie Kelce?

  Finn is finally dancing to some music. We found out a little bit late that when she was shaking her head, what looked like she was telling us, no, she was actually dancing intermittently. You know what?

• 36:08Kylie Kelce?

  Keeping us on our toes. All right, let's keep it scrolling here because I think this woman just figured out the perfect solution to one of pregnant women's biggest problems. Queen Emma, the only way I will be going out in public for the rest of this pregnancy. She is putting Post-it notes on her belly that say, no, it's not twins. Yes, I'm sure 38 and a half weeks pregnant. No name yet, a girl. I know I'm about to pop. Yes, I am exhausted. This is outstanding because there is a rule of thumb that I think most people follow, which is you do not address the pregnant woman being pregnant unless the pregnant woman acknowledges the pregnant woman is pregnant.

• 36:52Kylie Kelce?

  That means if a bump is a bump, but you think to yourself, that's, that could be.

• 37:02Kylie Kelce?

  That could be period bloat. That could be a donut or 12 for breakfast. That could have been a burrito at lunch. It could be her organs. Guys, we're not addressing a belly until someone else addresses a belly. You know what I'm saying? The other side of that is, is when someone is 38 and a half weeks pregnant and they're wearing things that are making it even more obvious that they are that pregnant.

• 37:34Kylie Kelce?

  People love to have an opinion. They love to comment on it. They want to be able to be like, that's a big belly. You're, you really are about to pop.

• 37:47Kylie Kelce?

  When's your due date? Was it last week? Other post-it notes, I would add, no, I don't need help. Ooh, no, I don't need help.

• 37:56Kylie Kelce?

  No, I don't need help. Because 38 and a half weeks pregnant, I was moving furniture in my house, not because the furniture needed to be moved, but because I thought that's what would knock me into labor. So, no, I don't need your help carrying my groceries. No, I don't need your help with the door. No, I don't need your help with my children. I'm good. I might, I would think to get a shirt with that on it. That would be a good one. Um, uh, no, you can't touch my belly. Or like, please don't touch me.

• 38:32Kylie Kelce?

  Or maybe if you touch my belly, I'll touch yours. You know, just one of those.

• 38:40Kylie Kelce?

  I feel strongly about that. Should we make a Nagoya shirt? Should we make an NGL shirt that says, if you touch my belly, I'll touch yours? It's our new maternity line.

• 38:52Kylie Kelce?

  And last girl, this tiny human managed to cover her hair and potentially her entire body in globs of Vaseline. And I'll let the clip take it from here.

• 39:03Kylie Kelce?

  Oh my God. The caption on this says, "Do I wash her in dawn like a duck?" Yes. If you don't know the reference of this, you're too young.

• 39:18Kylie Kelce?

  Yes, you wash her like she was in an oil spill. You gotta immediately put them in the tub. This is a tub containment situation. You certainly don't want them to touch anything else. And I will tell you, we have once gotten ourselves into this situation.

• 39:38Kylie Kelce?

  And it wasn't Vaseline. It was worse. It was Decitin. Anyone who doesn't know, it is butt paste, AKA diaper rash cream. And if you have never used Decitin,

• 39:52Kylie Kelce?

  then I'm happy for you. If you have used Decitin, you know that anything it touches, it lives on forever. And I mean that in like, even if you've wiped it away,

• 40:07Kylie Kelce?

  it will smell like Decitin, which isn't a pleasant smell. Sorry, Decitin. We, who was it that was covered in butt paste? Who was it? Who was it? You know what? I count my lucky stars because it was butt paste and it wasn't shit.

• 40:29Kylie Kelce?

  Literally, that's the whole sentence.

• 40:33Kylie Kelce?

  Hold on, let me see if I can find this. Was it Ellie? Her room smelled like it for weeks. I don't even remember if she did it to herself or if Wyatt helped her. I have so many pictures of shit in my phone. It's not even funny.

• 40:54Kylie Kelce?

  It's actually alarming.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  Actual shit?

• 40:57Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm. Turds. One time when Wyatt was learning how to potty drain, she took a shit on the kitchen floor.

• 41:08Kylie Kelce?

  That was a day. I think it was Ellie. Oh my God, I have so many shits in my phone. And specifically that I've sent my husband. Talk about biting. That's Wyatt's two teefs in Ellie's foot.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 41:24Kylie Kelce?

  That's insane.

• 41:28Kylie Kelce?

  Can you tell I really send him the highlights? Elliot Ray Kelsey.

• 41:35Kylie Kelce?

  On the bed, on her eyes.

• 41:39Kylie Kelce?

  I totally feel for this mom because we've been in this situation. It's a pain in the ass to get out. It's a pain in the ass to figure out where the heck else it is. That's the most difficult part because I swear there was butt paste somewhere in that room that I couldn't find. I don't know if it was up under the windowsill. It was somewhere that was making it smell like stale butt cream. That's it for Doom Scroll of the Week. Moving on, it's Ask Me Some Things Part Two. Since we got so many questions from the Real Ones, what am I going to do? And Ask Me Some Things Part Two brought to you by DoorDash. And this time, Queen Emma has opened it up to literally every topic. So let's see what crazy shit we're about to get into rapid fire for real.

• 42:23Kylie Kelce?

  Because you know, less than an hour episode.

• 42:27Kylie Kelce?

  Nope, Emma said, nope. First question, how would you feel if one of the girls decided to audition for the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad? I'm going to ignore that question. Next up, we have an advice question here from Real One Julia. Number two, how much hinting for a proposal is too much hinting? You guys aren't going to like my opinion on this one. Any hinting is too much hinting. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 42:57Kylie Kelce?

  Here's the deal. Talking about it with them is one thing. Talking about it with your significant other is one thing. If you're talking about it, it's conversation. It's a two-way street. It means you're both engaged. You both know what you're talking about. You're both on the same page in that conversation. You might not be on the actual same page, but you're having a conversation with about it. So you're both aware of what's happening.

• 43:21Kylie Kelce?

  If you have to throw hints, if it's a hint situation, if you have to... No. Uh-uh. No. He should want to. Your significant other should want to take that next step.

• 43:39Kylie Kelce?

  I think any, I think we shouldn't have to make hints. Now, if you're doing it jokingly, or if you're doing it in a lighthearted way, or it's not truly with the intention of this'll get him to ask,

• 43:58Kylie Kelce?

  that can be funny. If you want to make hints, that's your decision, it's your relationship. If you have to make an ultimatum, do me a solid and get the fuck out. Okay? There should not be ultimatum situation of, if you don't ask me to marry you within X amount of time, we're done. No. Immediately, no, I'm gonna need you to take the first exit ramp off of that highway. Because no, you and your partner should want the same thing, AKA to get married and spend your lives together. And if that's not the case, then maybe that's not your person. Number five, do the girls enjoy the fame? First of all, yuck. Oh God, that's terrible.

• 44:46Kylie Kelce?

  The girls think that it's funny.

• 44:50Kylie Kelce?

  They think it's funny that when we go out in public, people say, "Are you Jason Kelsey?" And then we go back to the house and they say, "Are you Jason Kelsey?" Sometimes we catch them playing a game amongst themselves where they are not involving adults, where they will start to go, "Oh my gosh, I'm such a huge fan, can we take a picture?"

• 45:15Kylie Kelce?

  Yuck. I don't like that our kids have picked up on this. Obviously, they're gonna pick up on it when they leave the house with their dad. I... It makes me sad that this is true. This is... This took a very serious turn. It makes me sad that this is their reality. I want them to have as normal of an upbringing as possible. But we just make it a point to try and create a degree of separation as best we can. They think it's hilarious. They think that it's funny. Until someone... Every so often Wyatt will not like that someone is either talking about approaching us or staring at us. She

• 46:00Kylie Kelce?

  recently stared at a group of young women who were speaking loudly across the street from us, and she stared at them with a really nasty look on her face and said, "They are not taking a picture with my dad." And so I think most of the time, they think it's funny and entertaining, and sometimes they do not. And I think that we should collectively leave them out of it. Okay? Great. Let's do that. Do the girls have nicknames for each other? Cute or nice ones

• 46:43Kylie Kelce?

  only. Ha ha. Oh, they don't have mean nicknames for each other?

• 46:49Kylie Kelce?

  That would be horrible. I would nip that in the bud. I did find a video of Wyatt recently where she refers to Ellie as sissy, which was one of the sweetest nicknames ever.

• 47:03Kylie Kelce?

  What does... The girls call Finn Finny. I think everyone sort of calls her that. It has now morphed into Penny, so she gets called Penny pretty regularly.

• 47:18Kylie Kelce?

  Ellie doesn't really get called anything. Benny gets called Boo Boo, not always by her sisters, but by people around us, family members, my dad. I grew up in a big nickname house. My nickname growing up was Inky. My dad still calls me it. I call my dad Fru for frugal. Don't ask. My sister's nickname was Laundry. Everybody, literally, everybody had a nickname. Except my mom. Go ahead, Lise. And we call all of our kids nicknames. It's just not that their sisters have not adopted them. Like, I call Finn Pinnypoo. Benny gets Benny Bootle, or Benny Boo Boo Bear, or Benny Boo. Benny Boo is the most frequent.

• 48:02Kylie Kelce?

  Ellie used to be Ellie Bug. So then she got called Buggy for a while. I call them all Lovey. It's great because it's a sweet nickname. But then also, I can't mess up their names if I call them all Lovey. And that's a wrap on Ask Me Something, brought to you by DoorDash. Coming up, we apparently have a fresh batch of Gen Alpha slang that I'll be very confused by, right after these messages from me. Being a person is tough enough these days, let alone being a parent. That's why I use DoorDash. Because when life gets crazy, DoorDash helps bring some order to it. Like this past week, when we were trying to go in the pool because it was finally warm enough. And did we have swim vests? Last summer, yes, we did. Did the dog find it and potentially chew the clips off of it?

• 48:47Kylie Kelce?

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• 49:32Kylie Kelce?

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• 50:17Kylie Kelce?

  and the pharmacist knows to grab your medications. I can also stock up on essential warm weather items like bug spray, sunscreen, and more. You know, you can never have enough sunscreen when it comes to children. And when you have the range that I have of ages, you need different ones. Like Wyatt prefers a spray, but obviously Finn needs a lotion. And the zinc-based ones, the baby ones. It's a whole thing. But you know who has me covered? CVS. And you can also save money and earn rewards with extra care, unlock in-store and online savings with no coupon needed, or get personalized deals by email or text. You can also quickly find care from qualified providers. Go to CVS.com app to learn more and download the app now.

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• 51:37Kylie Kelce?

  Today's episode is brought to you by Invisalign. Look at her. She did that. Ta-da. In college, I got Invisalign aligners because I wanted to actually look in the mirror and feel confident in my smile. I think that a smile is one of the best things that you can possibly have. I think one of the best things that you can put on is a smile. I'm not just saying that because it's like some old quote or something. I'm saying it because I truly believe that when you can smile and really mean it, like when it goes all the way up to your eyes because you're confident, you're happy, and you're feeling joy, who doesn't want to see that? More importantly, who doesn't want to feel that? But let's talk about something beyond how your smile looks, taking care of it. And since we've already established that I take flossing very seriously, this part deserves a little

• 52:18Kylie Kelce?

  attention. Invisalign aligners straighten teeth, making it easier to brush and floss, reducing plaque and lowering the risk of cavities and gum disease. I have to be really careful to make sure that I'm keeping up with my oral hygiene because I have little muffins that watch me and I need to make sure that they're modeling that same care for their own teeth. Back in college, I was thinking about how my smile would look. Now, I appreciate that there's more to it than that. Look at her. Look at her. Ooh, she's cute. Look at her. Wow. And if you're thinking about starting your smile journey, make sure you're getting Invisalign aligners. Look for the star flower logo on every aligner so you know you're getting Invisalign, backed by experience and trusted by doctors. Find an Invisalign doctor near you today.

• 53:02Kylie Kelce?

  I'm back. And so are some of your teenagers who are home for summer break and saying all sorts of crazy shit you've never heard before in your life. Good news is, we're going to go through some of the newest Gen Alpha slang phrases right here. So maybe I can also understand anything my nieces say this summer because at least one of them is brain rot. You know who you are. Is that one of the terms? Is brain rot one of the terms? Shit. I was going to have that one. All right. Queen Emma has a list of the slang terms here. I'm going to go through and guess what each of them means before she gives me the real definition. So the first one, which is quite possibly the hardest one, I'm, yep, the hardest one by far. Okay, here we go. Number one, mogg-ing. M-O-G-G-I-N-G.

• 53:54Kylie Kelce?

  I don't even know where to... mogging.

• 54:01Kylie Kelce?

  I've heard it one time. And the only reason I know that is because it hit my ears and I was like, that's not a thing. Mogging. Mogging is... mogging is jogging your mind. It's mind jogging. It's brains... It's the new brainstorming. You tell me. It's mogging. It's mind jogging. It's brainstorming. It's mogging. Is internet slang for outperforming, dominating, or looking much better than someone else? What? I don't like when these things happen. The phrase that is... Uh... The example is, "Bro, he totally out-mogged me." No. Immediately, no. That's a silly statement and I don't like it.

• 54:47Kylie Kelce?

  Number two. Body count. If this is not the body count that we used to reference,

• 54:56Kylie Kelce?

  then this is about to be embarrassing. But body count for us millennials was how many people you hooked up with. Is that what this is? Nice. Okay, it came back around. Okay. This refers to the number of sexual partners a person has had. Um, yeah. You guys are reusing our terms. You're welcome. Number three. Chungus. This is something good. It sounds like it would be bad because it's... Sounds like fungus. But it's... Chungus is good. It means something good. Yes?

• 55:31Kylie Kelce?

  A term is the blend of the word chunk and humongous. It originated from a popular 2018 meme featuring a bloated overweight version of Bugs Bunny. Oh, no.

• 55:43Kylie Kelce?

  I was so confident. I was so confident. Did you see that? I was so confident. I'm pretty sure that this is... I'm pretty sure that you're wrong. Number four. S Y B A U. Shut your bitch ass up. Do it. Show me it.

• 56:04Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, here's the deal. I don't say, "Shut up." I think it's really mean. So I would not use "cybou," and that is how it's pronounced, so you're welcome for that. Number five, "tspmo." Oh no. This shit's pissing me off. Am I right? Hell yeah. This shit pisses me off. I don't know how to say that, though. Tis, tis, pmo. They, they pronounce it. I'm telling you, I was told S-Y-B-A-U was "cybou." They actually say "cybou" instead of "shut your bitch ass up." Shut your bitch ass up. It means business. You know what I mean?

• 56:43Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, okay. Just thought you should know. Number six, "call your Uber." Hmm, I think that means "you gots to go." Does it? Yeah, it does. Is a dismissive phrase used to tell someone to leave, shut up, or go away?

• 57:01Kylie Kelce?

  Easy. That one was easy. See, that one references a real-life situation that makes sense. There is context to that connection. Mogging? No. Unless someone can draw the, connect the dots for me, no. Number seven, "smacks." That shit smacks. That's delicious. That's good. We like it. Smacks. Tell me. Commonly used as a verb to describe food that is exceptionally delicious. I am crushing it right now. Where it tastes so good, it makes you want to smack your lips. Yeah. Similarly used to slaps, which describes anything of high quality that is highly enjoyable. Okay, "scuba." Oh no.

• 57:49Kylie Kelce?

  Is scuba this thing?

• 57:53Kylie Kelce?

  Motherf- What does it mean?

• 57:59Kylie Kelce?

  What does it mean? I don't know that it has a meaning, but it's this thing. You hold your nose and you do this. And that's what scuba is. Am I right?

• 58:12Kylie Kelce?

  A dance the kids are doing after they say a white lie. Hard to explain. Someone help. Let me tell you something. I would like to give a shout out to Charlie, my niece, because I could not have gotten through this

• 58:28Kylie Kelce?

  with any answers without her. And that's on it being summertime and me spending, getting to spend more time with my nieces and them keeping me up to date. Because remember earlier when I said brain rot? Charlie's a little brain rot.

• 58:49Kylie Kelce?

  And my youngins, they know what that means. That's not an insult. That's just a description.

• 58:56Kylie Kelce?

  So there's that. All right, I think that's as much Gen Alpha slang as I can take for one day. I got six of eight. Are you kidding me? I hope this is helpful for everyone with teens at home this summer. Real Ones, let me know what I missed in the comments. Last thing before we close this out. Uh, Real One Comment of the Week. Ugh.

• 59:19Kylie Kelce?

  I'm mad. I'm mad. I read a little, nope, don't turn your mic on, turn your mic off. I'm mad. Turn your mic off, Emma. God.

• 59:30Kylie Kelce?

  And this week, we have a comment from at TurtleGirl93. Wonder who that could be? Queen Emma?

• 59:39Kylie Kelce?

  They said, hey, girl, big fan of your podcast, especially the longer 60-plus minute episodes. I don't know you personally at all, but I just wanted to randomly share that Love Island UK and Love Island USA both premiered this week, and the Real Ones would fancy a Kylie Kelce review next week. It's still early days, so I need your breakdown of the islanders. Is that what they're called? Maybe watch it with Queen Elna? Yep, let me do that.

• 1:00:10Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, let's be honest. She can't have much going on. Okay, bye, thanks.

• 1:00:18Kylie Kelce?

  Thanks for that, Queen Emma.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:00:21Kylie Kelce?

  What's the-

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  World93 gets it, right?

• 1:00:23Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, what's the verdict? The verdict is no.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:00:29Kylie Kelce?

  Because I don't want to watch Love Island.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  This could be our thing.

• 1:00:33Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, I'm still trying to figure out, I'm still trying to figure out what the heck went on on Summer House because I got the reviews, the reunion on TikTok.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Fuck that. You got Love Island.

• 1:00:48Kylie Kelce?

  Also, again, I did not watch Summer House, but what I will say about Summer House is

• 1:00:57Kylie Kelce?

  an ex-boyfriend of a friend is off limits. The end, period. So, let me just say that as if I know anything that went on. I don't know any details, so if I'm wrong, just breeze past that shit.

• 1:01:11Kylie Kelce?

  Real ones, here's the deal. Queen Emma has been talking about this for literally months.

• 1:01:19Kylie Kelce?

  So I'm gonna need you to either have my back or have hers. Choose a side. You either want me to watch Love Island and talk about it on this freaking podcast. I'll do it one time. I'm not doing it multiple times. Maybe twice. Maybe twice.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Twice.

• 1:01:34Kylie Kelce?

  Twice. I will talk about it twice. I'll give you twice because then we have context, okay? I will give you two times to talk about Love Island, but if you don't want me to talk about Love Island because you love me and you care about me and you want me to spend my time doing other things that I actually enjoy,

• 1:01:52Kylie Kelce?

  then you should comment that you don't care about Love Island.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  Should we do a poll and make it?

• 1:01:57Kylie Kelce?

  Let's-

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Polls have been usually working my favor, so...

• 1:02:03Kylie Kelce?

  Then no, I don't want to do a poll.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Cool, so we'll put it to a poll. Thanks, everybody.

• 1:02:09Kylie Kelce?

  Trash.

• 1:02:10Speaker 03

  And for our two Love Island reviews.

• 1:02:15Kylie Kelce?

  I don't have free time to do that. And that's it for our summer solo spectacular episode of Not Gonna Lie. You can find even more clips on my YouTube channel on More Shit Monday. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. If you haven't seen my FAFO episode with Michelle Wie West or our last NGL episode with astronaut Christina Cook, check them out right now on our YouTube channel. Follow us on social media at NGLwithkylie for clips throughout the week. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Not Gonna Lie is a Wave original brought to you by Pull Ups. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

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• 1:03:34Kylie Kelce?

  Today's episode is brought to you by Invisalign. Look at her. She did that. Ta-da. In college, I got Invisalign aligners because I wanted to actually look in the mirror and feel confident in my smile. I think that a smile is one of the best things that you can possibly have. I think one of the best things that you can put on is a smile. I'm not just saying that because it's like some old quote or something. I'm saying it because I truly believe that when you can smile and really mean it, like when it goes all the way up to your eyes because you're confident and you're happy and you're feeling joy, who doesn't want to see that? More importantly, who doesn't want to feel that? But let's talk about something beyond how your smile looks, taking care of it. And since we've already established that I take flossing very seriously, this part deserves a little attention.

• 1:04:16Kylie Kelce?

  Invisalign aligners straighten teeth, making it easier to brush and floss, reducing plaque and lowering the risk of cavities and gum disease. I have to be really careful to make sure that I'm keeping up with my oral hygiene because I have little muffins that watch me and I need to make sure that they're modeling that same care for their own teeth. Back in college, I was thinking about how my smile would look. Now I appreciate that there's more to it than that. Look at her. Look at her. Ooh, she's cute. Look at her. Wow. And if you're thinking about starting your smile journey, make sure you're getting Invisalign aligners. Look for the star flower logo on every aligner so you know you're getting Invisalign, backed by experience and trusted by doctors. Find an Invisalign doctor near you today.