Bobby's Moana Birthday! w/ Stavros Halkias

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it doesn't go on your head. It goes over your right shoulder.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  Everything has to be ninja with you.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  I actually think that looks awesome. Moana, the Japanese soldier.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  The tale they haven't told yet.

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  The Japanese Moana soldier?

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  They haven't told this tale yet. With drunk Tommy Lee.

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know drunk Tommy Lee was with us.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  What can I say except you're welcome? For the tides, the sun, the sky. Hey, it's okay, it's okay.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  Let me get a shot.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome. I'm just an ordinary demi guy.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I can't get him a shot.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  That's the chorus.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  Hey. Hey. Hey, what tide? Hey, what has two thumbs? And pulled up the sky? When you're waddling, yeah, hi.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  That's real bad.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Really bad.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  This guy. When the nights got cold. Who stole you fire? From down below? I got it. What are you doing?

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  You think you got it?

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  That's the song, no?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it sounded actually perfect.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, I don't know whose choice was this Moana bowl. It's my birthday, I get what we're doing.

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday, Bobby. What can I say except happy birthday? To a sweet little Chinese boy.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  What can I say except?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Do this.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Do this. And then do this. That's drunk Tommy Lee.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  This is from a fan, happy birthday. Look at that. Did you see what I just threw on the table? Happy birthday, that's from a fan. That is two.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  You got two of them here.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, these are, have been here.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  No, we just got them.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, these have been in the, I've seen this in the, in the studio before.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  We literally just got them.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  So, today, my girlfriend said that I have a disease.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Marcelo Hernandez just texted me, called me. Should I call him back?

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Sure, give him a ring.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  It's your birthday, man. You wanna do whatever you want on your birthday.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  You gotta tell him you're on the show.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, but are you above us? Because you're on Bad Friends with Andrew right now.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say something.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  I love Andrew. Andrew is just a great guy. And honestly, Bobby, how often do you say thank you to Andrew for making your career?

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  What can I say except?

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god! It's my birthday!

• 3:21Speaker 04

  How often, oh my god, Bobby, it's your birthday? How old are you now, 69?

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  I regret calling you Marcelo Herno!

• 3:31Speaker 04

  Oh my god, listen Bobby.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  What do you want? What do you need? I'll get you anything you want, baby. You want black market pineapples? What do you, what do you want?

• 3:39Speaker 04

  On Saturday, I'm doing a show in like a cool place in LA. And I was wondering if you could wait tables for it.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm gonna hang up now.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna hang up now on you.

• 3:53Speaker 04

  I, I love you Bobby.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 3:55Speaker 04

  Andrew, I just wanna say, when the whole industry thought Bobby was finished, thank you for taking a chance on him.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, thank you, brother. I appreciate it.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Talk to you later. Alright, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye. Okay.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  We love that kid, he's fantastic.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  He's on your side every time.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm gonna tell you what I have.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  What, what do you got? Your diseases, now your girlfriend says you have a couple of diseases.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  I have one disease.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Only one?

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  No, only one that's verified.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  This is a true one, though. And I, I regret to have it. And I don't want it. But I think I have it.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be HPV?

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not HPV.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  First of all, can I just say something about my sexual juices?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  What are your sexual juices? What do you mean?

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  They're pure. Pure.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Go to my doctor. Check my juices.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go to your doctor? You, you go to a guy at a Korean spa and he's your doctor?

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he has juice machine.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Everything look good.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  He does blood work.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  That's all he says. He looks at you in the spa.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say what I have?

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  What do you have?

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  God, dude. Schadenfreude.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Schadenfreude, yeah, you're schadenfreude, yeah.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Schadenfreude is when you're, when you love the demise of others.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Here's a why.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  It's feeling joy or satisfaction when you get something bad happens to another person. I know what schadenfreude is.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  So, there was this one game. It was Germany versus Brazil.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  So, schadenfreude was very appropriate there.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  It was 2014, I believe. And they beat Germany. No, Germany beat Brazil, I think 7-1. And there's always in the, if you see the highlights, they always cut to a kid who's in a Brazilian jersey.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  He's crying.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  And he's crying so deeply.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  And I watch that video all the time. Because when I see the kid cry, it makes me laugh. And is that schadenfreude?

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty on the nose. He's a, he's a Brazilian fan.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Schadenfreude, this is great, we watched a little boy cry in the stands.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  It's kid.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  I have schadenfreude, dude. Dude, this.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's dark to laugh at that poor kid.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they lost 7-1.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  4-0 right there.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  That's when they were at 4-0.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh wow.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  It got worse and worse and worse.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Is that sketch? And just grew up to be sketch?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  So funny. But anyway, um,

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Schadenfreude.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  I have schadenfreude. I, I do it because I...

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  You're never, because you're not whole.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not why, it's, I'll watch like Tottenham, like they lost today, and I'll watch like reaction videos of Tottenham fans watching the game. And then being devastated when they're getting scored on. And it brings me joy.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  What about when people watch you when Arsenal loses? Arsenal doesn't lose.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  We don't lose.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's the problem. So, no one gets to do that to you.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Because even when we lose, we win.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  No, right, of course. Because you're Arsenal.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  No, because we tried our best.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  So, so stupid.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We gave it 100% effort. You could tell it on the pitch. The sweat, the tears.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  The blood?

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  The blood. The blood. It runs through the stone.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, I wanna say...

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  And that's the street, is what they're talking about.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Stone Street, Eric Stone Street?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Eric Stone Street, dude. By the way, can I just say something about Eric Stone Street?

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Fuck that guy.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, why?

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Because he called me, he's like, why weren't you at the wedding?

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  What, what wedding?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, I hung out with your friend Andrew at the wedding.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the man.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Why would he call me to rub that in my face?

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Because that's funny. That's schadenfreude, bitch.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  That's schadenfreude in my face.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  That's a little taste of your own...

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, and then you guys feel the glee.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, then he called me and he's like, dude, I bullied Bobby about that. And I was like, yeah, fuck him. And he was like, yeah, he stinks.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  What can I say except you're welcome?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go back to the lyrics, hey!

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to you.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, okay.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  So...

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to do it like Travis Scott in Odyssey. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Bobby!

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Hate it.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you loved it.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  No, I loved the movie, I didn't like that.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  So, oh, ghetto fucking banana cake. Okay. Banana bread from a ghetto place. Where's this place from?

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  That's Von's, I think.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Ralph's.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Ralph's, yeah, even worse.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  You couldn't go to like, Erawan?

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  They didn't have it at Erawan.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  These coconuts, he said he bought in Erawan.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  The coconuts are from Erawan.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Wait, did you make a wish?

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Did it come true?

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  You're still alive, are you?

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, I love you.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  No, that'll be funny.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not funny.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  No, it's funny.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  No, it's my birthday.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it should be nice. You should talk about what you're grateful for.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  So, what'd you think of the Odyssey?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Better than Moana, finally?

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  No, Moana's number one.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  You never saw Moana, dude. This is so stupid.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  What can I say?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  It's so stupid!

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  For the sun, the sky, and the birds. What can I say except you're welcome?

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  It's not...

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  You're a silly little Korean turd.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know, we, the other day, we were talking about the storyline. You had no idea what the storyline was.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I do. She saves the sea.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Seasaver.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  She's the seasaver.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm a seasaver.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  By the way, now we got a love, a love from Hawaii. Now they're gonna be mad at us and not want us to go.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Because we're now, we're all about Moana now.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not a Hawaii, is Moana set in Hawaii? It's not.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's in, it's in the Pacific Islands.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  But where is Moana set? Tell me.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  It's not in Hawaii, it's in the South Pacific.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Then who gives a fuck? It has nothing to do with them.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  It matters, the Hawaiians matter. Hawaiian lives matter.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I believe, no, I'm number one Hawaiian.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  Bobby is anti Hawaiian.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, when a Hawaiian's been kicked, I kick back! For the person that kicked the Hawaiian.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Who's kicking Hawaiians, man?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  I know who's kicking the Hawaiians, but if somebody kicked a Hawaiian...

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  You guys better cut it out, who's ever doing that. Who's ever kicking the Hawaiians.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  They're laying down, relaxing, drinking their acai juice.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  What are you drinking, that little mini can? Is that, is that just a?

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh my dear.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Bubbly water?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  I was torched. And under the bridge, so scared.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my little Moana.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my little, little dandelion. Very nice to see you.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Gross, dude, we gotta commit you to a psycho, psycho.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Very nice to see you.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Good evening.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Do you think that's what Moana sounds like?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'm Moana, king, the queen of the sea! I saved the sea.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  It's like if Moana was played by Natasha Leggero.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  My darling.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  My darling.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  My darling, welcome to my island.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do when I'm gone in Atlanta, shooting? What's, what's gonna be going on? What's your plan?

• 10:28Speaker 02

  He has to go on the road.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're going back on the road?

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  I gotta go back on the road, young man.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think you're getting nervous. He's getting nervous.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  About what?

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  A lot of stuff. You got a lot coming up, Back on the Road special's coming out.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm nervous, what's gonna happen?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. It's fun though.

• 10:50Speaker 05

  Moana went to, you know, Godzilla minus one and somehow.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we merged.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  You think that that's what it is?

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  You think we were watching Moana and all of a sudden Godzilla minus one happened?

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it'd be a cool, cool combo.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  That's a great.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  It's a great combo.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  And put Jaws in it.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why not?

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  You might as well put all the sea elements in it.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  What, that?

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Loch Ness.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Kraken. Kraken, Loch Ness, any sea dweller.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  The Meg.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Michael Phelps.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  The Meg Phelps isn't.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Phelps has to be in it.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  He's fighting, fighting Jaws.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  King human version of whatever that is.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Whatever that is we need in the water, he is it.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  We need that.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  The Pirates of the Caribbean. What are you doing for your birthday? Is anything special happening? You guys are gonna be on the fucking road for your birthday. Yeah, he's flying to Portland. So dumb. So you and, you and Carlos are gonna have a birthday night together? No, he's flying alone.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  No, in Hawaii the night, okay, so what happens is on the 16th, if you're in Hawaii, come check it out. But on the 16th, I have a show, I believe on the 16th?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  September 12th? Okay, so on the 16th, I had already done my show. Adam is playing the blue note, Adam Ray.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna have dinner with him. It works out where on the 16th, I get to have dinner with Adam Ray.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  That's great. He's your birthday boy.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  And you're gonna have your little birthday together with Adam. That's actually very sweet.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  It'd be sweet. You were supposed to be there, but you're a disappointment.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go shoot a movie.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  It really, I'm super happy for you.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  You seem like it.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey man, it's not tires, but I'm trying, you know?

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Don't, I, I know it was terrible on that show.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you're very good. We told you you were very good on that.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  That's coming from your mouth. You, you, you, you're not a truth. Sometimes you'll say, I did a good job or something.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  What if I told you did a good job, but you didn't do a good job? There's nothing you've done.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Some shows.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  Borderlands.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  That you, you did a bad job and the movie was bad.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Two for two.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  The movie was almost unreleasable.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Can I take my bandana off?

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  It's throwing me off.

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  No, it's awesome.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  It's literally throwing you off.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  You look good. We'll put it over your shoulder like a sash. That's what she has.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Cute.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  You honestly would be a cute little Korean girl.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  Hi.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm, uh, Uruk.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hi, Uruk.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  This is my village.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is your, I'm in your village?

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to my village.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you want? Pok Pok?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'd love a Pok Pok.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many Pok Pok do you want?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  How many usually fills up a man?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Fifteen.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'll take fifteen.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  A dozen plus three of Tok Tocks.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Who's coming?

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought it was. Making.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a lot of makings.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you want?

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  I love, yes.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Come get.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Here you go eat.

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, mmm. Chocky, huh?

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, it's in this.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Huh? Well, there's, you know, the, the, the, the dead toads on the riverbank?

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, is that Dead Toad Riverbank?

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, the famous, by the village.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bad girl.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Welcome.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  I love how he's like, I didn't want to get in costume. He's so in character.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Um, how was your Tok Tocks?

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  It was delicious. Thank you for your hospitality. I must be on my way.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  No, I have to leave.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  You need to penetrate me?

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  No, please God, no.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna penetrate me?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Please, no. Please don't punish me. The food was bad enough.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, so for my birthday, um, I want a special person here.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, we got you a special gift.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want to manifest him.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, let's see.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  And the only way we can manifest him is do our tribal music.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, please do our tribal song.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  I was in my living room.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  What the fuck? I was just on my couch watching 30 Rock.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  I was in New York. What did you do? What the fuck? What am I wearing?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Are these the sexual desires of a, of a minuscule Korean man? Are these specific desires? That's what it feels like. A diminutive Korean's deep, most deep-seated sexual fantasy on his birthday? This is what I've been transported to Los Angeles for?

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday, Bob.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  I would, you think I would manifest a bird of paradise, a fat one?

• 15:40Speaker 05

  I don't know. I said I was in New York.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  A bird of paradise. That's what I desire. Not a hot chick. You piece of shit.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  You did it.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  You come to my fuck.

• 15:48Speaker 05

  You did, you did.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Hey, come to my fucking town.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  It was your song.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Me of manifesting a bird of paradise.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Now, look, I wasn't here. I was in New York, but I feel like what you said was, let me manifest my deepest desire.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  That is what he said.

• 16:01Speaker 05

  I want a special person. It's exactly what I want.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Verbatim.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  I wish it was a hot chick too, huh? I, I, how the fuck am I gonna get home?

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  This is what you got.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Can you sing me home back to New York?

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, you stay here. Yeah, you're here the whole time.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  Well, luckily Uncle Stav is on Netflix September 8th. Please listen to it. So the timing actually worked out really well. I said, listen to it. Please watch it.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Can I, please watch. Uncle Stav, can I ask you a question?

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Stavros is here, ladies and gentlemen.

• 16:26Speaker 05

  Hi, hello.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  All right, can I ask you a question?

• 16:30Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  And I hate to be confrontational.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Oh, no, you don't. You love it. Something about our, I don't understand why this is our relationship, because I love you. I have nothing but.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  I love you so much.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  Guess what, dude? It's like this with him with everybody. He's confrontational with every single human that sits in that chair. And they go, what is it about? Marcelo Hernandez called 15 minutes ago and he was like, fuck you, Bobby.

• 16:51Speaker 05

  So it's even little sexy guys?

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, even sexy guys can't stand him.

• 16:54Speaker 05

  For me, there's something, he's mad I'm fat and I don't hate myself. That's really what it, at the core is what Bobby's problem with me is.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, he got off GLP-1. He's back.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  Oh, you're back?

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Look at his stomach. Show him your stomach.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  You look great.

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  I said he needed to get on GLP-2 or 3. It didn't work, dude. It was not good enough.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  You look great. You don't need to do anything.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, so. Fuck you.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Dude, watching him put that on and have his shirt off again, it made me, I was so happy to see it.

• 17:20Speaker 05

  Why? Why? Let me see.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  Cause he got fat again.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  He is not fat. He looks great.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he's, well, yeah, he looks great, but he still got, he got fat again.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Let's see your titties.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  Show him.

• 17:28Speaker 05

  Awesome. Not bad.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Go down.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  One more. Dude, for your age, you look great.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  This name my.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's, oh, he's.

• 17:34Speaker 05

  You're not miked, by the way. Just, it is your podcast, so I'm just letting you know.

• 17:39Speaker 05

  That's fine.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  Soldier. The Noko. I'm gonna have to say what he's saying.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  This is Little Noko. Yeah, this is character Little Noko. Yeah, she's a sweet little, um, Korean girl.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Go sit down. Okay, yeah, see?

• 17:54Speaker 05

  Belly's not bad. Belly's not bad at all.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  It's not, but it was way, way better. It got good.

• 17:59Speaker 05

  You look great, Bob. This guy's trying to drag you down. They need to keep you just miserable enough so you don't improve your life.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 18:06Speaker 05

  But not, but like not so miserable that you kill yourself. So that's kind of the, the.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what's going on. They're, they're trapped. They have you trapped.

• 18:13Speaker 05

  You have me trapped.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm the only one who cares about you.

• 18:16Speaker 05

  I know.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Only me.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  The sex trade of oppress me.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  You listen to what he's saying. He, he has a poly side degree. He's gonna manipulate you into fucking thinking whatever.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Japanese interment.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. He knows, he knows fucking. He knows history.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  This is fucking Emperor Hirohito right here.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  You're Emperor Hirohito.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  You think you're son god?

• 18:33Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  He's the reincarnation of the emperor, dude.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Hello, hello? This is Teddy Roosevelt.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Hello, Emperor Hirohito, Teddy Roosevelt. How you doing?

• 18:45Speaker 05

  Franklin.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Is it Franklin?

• 18:46Speaker 05

  His cousin. Yeah, yeah.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ayy.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  That's how his cousin.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  That's, yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm fucking Frankie Delano.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Delano.

• 18:53Speaker 05

  Oh, my fucking wife's a lesbian and she's my cousin. That is how he was.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  You're not doing the.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  His wife was his cousin.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  Who was a lesbian.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  His first cousin.

• 19:03Speaker 05

  I don't remember if it was first or second.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Blood matters. If it's blood, it's different.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you the honest?

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you have any hot cousins?

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:09Speaker 05

  Uh, no. I don't.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I have, I have one.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  I have a couple.

• 19:15Speaker 05

  I mean, they're not. They're good looking. I just don't want to fuck my cousins.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  I want to be honest with.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  We're telling our fans for a second.

• 19:19Speaker 05

  Please.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  And let me ask you about a relationship. Number one.

• 19:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 19:26Speaker 05

  A, just in general?

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Is it different in a club environment? Like if I see you at a club, a comedy club, yeah, am I, how do I treat you?

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Me and you?

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's saying is his behavior different?

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  I want to talk about our behavior so I can correct it.

• 19:40Speaker 05

  Our behavior? No, I think you're fine. I think you get a, I think you do have a tendency to go confrontational off rip.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 05

  And then you have a tendency to play very simple mind games that are easy to see through. It's sort of like when a, when a toddler wants to piss you off. And so you'll be like hot and cold, but it's so clear what you're doing that it.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm trying to give you a compliment.

• 20:00Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to get out of this where you come out looking good and I come out looking bad and you're just ripping on me. All right?

• 20:10Speaker 05

  Sorry, my bad. I thought you were teeing me up to do that.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm teeing you up. So you look like the good guy, but I'm being buried by your thunder.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, he is the good guy in this scenario. Yes, he is.

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Here we go.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think you're.

• 20:23Speaker 05

  We're, there's no bad guys. We're friends. No one is at odds here. You have to stop.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, come.

• 20:29Speaker 05

  No one's got a gun to your head.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm, what I wanted to say is, is that the reason why I adore you.

• 20:35Speaker 05

  Oh, thank you.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that there's similarities with you and me.

• 20:39Speaker 05

  Absolutely. No question about it.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  And I look at the similarities and I go, that's a comrade.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  What are the similarities, you think?

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  I think him and I, um, are shaped differently.

• 20:49Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  I think they were.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  Unconventional.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Personalities.

• 20:52Speaker 05

  Buddy silhouette.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Really strong personalities.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, one's an intellect, one's intellectual, the other one is a lack of intellect.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  Let's not get crazy. I'm not an intellect. I like, I know the bit. I know what you're trying to do here and mock Bobby, but let's not get crazy.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  No, he's the intellect.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  No, you're a fucking idiot. This guy's, this guy's a dark horse. You have no idea. He comes out of nowhere, dude. This guy is incredible. He's one of the smartest people I've ever known in my entire life. He plays dumb. It's a big, it's a, it's a, it's like a.

• 21:17Speaker 05

  Fifty year old bit.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  It's a fifty, fifty five year old bit.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  If you got the birth, right, birth date, date, right, it would have been funny.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  God, can anybody get anything else?

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Fifty, it, it didn't work.

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  No, he only started at five. You started at five. You started at five. You have spit careening down your.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's making me fucking antagonize him.

• 21:34Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm not trying to.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, making me a bad, mad dog.

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  He has a special out on Netflix right now. Please go watch it for all of our fans.

• 21:40Speaker 05

  Please go watch. Please go watch.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  He's also on tires.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  He is on tires.

• 21:43Speaker 05

  We had great, we had great episode together, episodes.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  You guys were in the, you guys were together in the scene?

• 21:48Speaker 05

  Dude, we worked a lot together.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did. It was so much fun.

• 21:51Speaker 05

  It really was a blast.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  We were just so fun.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Was he good on set?

• 21:53Speaker 05

  He was incre, well, yes, he was great. He was great on set. There was one.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm talking about.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  Bobby, there was.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm talking about.

• 22:00Speaker 05

  I.

• 22:02Speaker 05

  Incident.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Can you let him talk?

• 22:04Speaker 05

  But other than that, it's fine. He did ask to sniff a female cast member's armpits.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 22:10Speaker 05

  And, but I wasn't gonna bring that up, but you did ask me how was he on set?

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  You did bring it up and you caused a problem on set. I got the problem, I said, and you made it uncomfortable for me.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Mountain Dew. We love the Dew.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  We love the Dew. We love the color. We love the flavor. We love the citrus kick.

• 22:31Andrew Santino?

  I do. Love it so much.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  We love this nostalgic feeling.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  I love it. Two brothers started it. Where do they start it? In the foothills of?

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Tennessee.

• 22:36Andrew Santino?

  T E double N E, double S, double E.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  I said it.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  That spells Tennessee.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  It spells glory.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  Glory, and it's been tasting great since 48. The bold taste you know and love has proud American roots, and I'm telling you, there isn't a human who listens to this show that doesn't know what Mountain Dew is. It's delicioso, my friend.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew is one of those beverages, if you have a victor, you have to have one.

• 22:54Andrew Santino?

  You gotta crack a Dew.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know, Sir William Wallace from Braveheart.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Did he have Mountain Dew?

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Mud of the first battle for sure.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  They'll never take my Dew.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  That's what he said.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if that's not the right.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew, an American original. Tasting great since 48.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it, man.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. You better believe it.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  Tasting great since 48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

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• 23:28Andrew Santino?

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• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Every game day, all month long. DraftKings customers can get football profit boost, baby.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes, that's right. And Week 1 is going to be San Francisco versus the Los Angeles Rams. They're taking place down in Melbourne, Down Under, mate. Down Under on Netflix.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, I do think the Los Angeles Rams look like a contender for the big game, if you will.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  The defense, you can't mess with their defense.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Donald, dog.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Aaron Donald is forever, my boy.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

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• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  That's code BADFRIENDS. In partnership with DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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• 25:22Speaker 02

  Was that different than Antonio Banderas?

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Antonio Banderas did not ask to sniff anyone's armpits on set.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  What's he like?

• 25:28Speaker 05

  Who is, who is your age?

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you!

• 25:36Speaker 05

  Fuck! That's so fucking funny.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  That's right, it's for the life. I still were similar.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  They're the same age.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  66.

• 25:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know. You look so much better. You're right.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm 55, turning in September.

• 25:50Speaker 05

  You look wonderful.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you look the same age.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  You really do look great. I'm not fucking with you.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 25:54Speaker 05

  It is funny that you are so old that I looked up to you as a child. A guy that looks like this, you were a childhood hero of mine. I used to love Mad TV. That's gotta be tough, to see this. I was once a blushing boy, being like, "I wonder what Bobby and Will Sasso are up to tonight."

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  But, look, you know, you get blessed by, you know, the younger generation, and, you know, you become friends with them. So it gets mixed up, and you don't really think about age, really.

• 26:27Speaker 05

  Right.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  Which is also interesting, you had Marcelo on the phone. He has no idea who you are historically, either.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  Wait, really?

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  He's so young. He had, well, he's 20.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  No.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  What frame of reference?

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  He knows who I am.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  From before, I'm saying, he has no idea about, he's 29. He doesn't know, he doesn't remember Mad TV.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  He brings up sketches all the time.

• 26:45Speaker 05

  29, 29's.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  Mad TV, he was like...

• 26:47Speaker 05

  24.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  He was like 9.

• 26:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it was, but it was a child's show.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, it definitely wasn't for people who were adjusted, or...

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  For babies.

• 26:56Speaker 05

  It is kind of for babies.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  It was a baby show.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Mexican babies, Mexican babies. Yeah, Mexicans love it.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 27:02Speaker 05

  It's good, dude.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny.

• 27:04Speaker 05

  By the way, see everybody's careers? Mad TV has launched more careers than SNL.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, that one cast that, that cast did unbelievable wonders for almost everyone on there. Like, everyone on there did something.

• 27:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Not everyone.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  Almost every single person.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  A lot of us got out alive. A lot of us got out alive.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  You're the success story, kid.

• 27:26Speaker 05

  I can think of like 8.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Don't call me kid when I'm your elder.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay, old man.

• 27:31Speaker 05

  Maybe Jordan Peele. I would go with Jordan Peele.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Jordan Peele, Keegan, Alex Borstein, Ike Barneholtz, Obi-Wan.

• 27:37Speaker 05

  That's about right.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Taran Killam, Will Sasso.

• 27:39Speaker 05

  I'd put Sasso.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Phil Lamar.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'd put Sasso higher.

• 27:45Speaker 05

  I'd put Sasso higher. At Shane's show, Bobby was like, "I don't know why you're pretending to be like nervous," or maybe you were, and you crushed so hard.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  It's performative. It's all performative.

• 27:56Speaker 05

  But one thing I loved...

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  He's such a little princess. He's like, "I'm gonna bam, I'm gonna bam," and he paces and smokes. He's like old Hollywood.

• 28:03Speaker 05

  Totally, yes. "Oh, I don't know, darling. Do they even want to see me anymore? Will they even be excited if I get on the stage?" Begging for a compliment.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Will they?

• 28:15Speaker 05

  Roses for me? Oh, you shouldn't have.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, you ordered them, ma'am.

• 28:20Speaker 05

  If this had gone bad, I would have put out a long cigarette on my Mexican garden.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  That's 100% it, but he did kill. I'm sure he crushed.

• 28:32Speaker 05

  Killed. And you did the funniest thing of that whole show. When you started, he's, he gets the huge pop, right? South Carolina Shane fans, he starts going, "We are Charlie Kirk." He just sings that song, and people are like mad, but they love him. They don't know how to fucking react. And before, it's like, the plane's going down, he's like, "Eeeeh," he just pulled it right back up and crushed for, you know, 7 minutes after that. But it was so fucking, to get a huge pop, and then try and squander all your goodwill immediately, and then immediately, immediately grab it back.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  That's the fun part of doing it.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  That's great. That was awesome.

• 29:10Andrew Santino?

  He was, for about a month and a half, we heard "We are Charlie Kirk" in this room every single day.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  It's one of my favorite songs.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  It's a great song.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  He loved that song. He couldn't get enough of that, dude.

• 29:17Speaker 05

  A really moving tribute.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  So will he be back in the next season?

• 29:22Speaker 05

  I hope so.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  You got, because...

• 29:24Speaker 05

  I have no, I have no...

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm saying, will the story, is the story lend itself to him coming back?

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely. The story lends it to it, but I also want to say that I don't want to expect to be back.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not, I'm not saying that.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  I'm gonna, if I, I'm lobbying. I think me, you, and Foley is a beautiful troika.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, that's a good combination.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  That's a trio, I believe, are our friends.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  They're unfuckables, for real.

• 29:46Speaker 05

  No. No.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Netflix, believe in yourself. The unfuckable.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Foley, Tom, bro, Lee.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  No, you get, you get head, I get head, Foley, Foley gets head.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  We defied God's wisdom, though.

• 30:00Speaker 05

  Absolutely. Not God's wisdom, his will.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  His will. His will, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  Fuck you, dude.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, dude. And we beat your system.

• 30:09Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  The system you set up, were you that, that we weren't gonna get laid?

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  I'm so excited for the smite portion of this.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  I'll do you one better.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  When tomorrow he wakes up, he's like, "I think I'm sick. I think I'm dying."

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cancer.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, something.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  I mean, thanks for all, all the success.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  Well, I'm a test tube, baby. God truly didn't want me to exist.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Science created me.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Science made you, dude.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  I'm the fucking $69 million man, dude.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're science. Can you imagine Neil deGrasse Tyson is like, "Maybe we should shell out with that."

• 30:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yes. Too much science.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Line scientist.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I don't know. We'll do, we'll do other science.

• 30:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, COVID, yeah, don't take the vaccine, actually.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson's always like, "Yeah, fucking Fauci should be in jail."

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to see those guys start flipping real hard. It's so fucking funny.

• 31:00Speaker 05

  It happens sometimes.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's cool to see.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Every time, like, it is so interesting when somebody just goes so like

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Opposite.

• 31:06Speaker 05

  Nine eleven, a lot of things broke people, like huge moments break people's brains.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:10Speaker 05

  Nine eleven made a lot of people just like, well, I guess we should just kill every Muslim. You know what I mean? Like, it's normal people, all of a sudden, we're like, yeah, I mean, it's the only thing we can, it's the only reasonable thing to do. And they like pretended it was a reasonable thing to say.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  It feels normal.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  It feels normal. So some, I mean, when the AI bu, maybe that's what it'll be, when the AI bubble crashes.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  It's coming.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  It's coming.

• 31:30Speaker 05

  We are living in hovels again.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:32Speaker 05

  Uh, maybe that's when people will be like, too much science.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, Stavros is on a campaign now, after this, we have, we have limited time with him, because he's going to take down a row of flock cameras tonight.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  He's fly, he's removing.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  Oh, I wanna try.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  You want to?

• 31:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know about those.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love, if you, if you have the ability to dis, don't destroy any flock camera.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  That's my message to everybody listening. Don't

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  destroy any flock cameras.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  And also, don't get a drone and fly it into a data center.

• 32:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  Don't do any of that stuff.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Any of that.

• 32:07Speaker 05

  And if you were.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  It's too grand, too much.

• 32:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, if you're constructing a data center, if you're on the, if you're on the like, uh, the crew, for example.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Don't do.

• 32:15Speaker 05

  Don't put a little button in there, like the little square from the fucking Death Star. And if one, if one thing hits, it explodes. Don't do that.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Not do that. Nobody, nobody sabotage any of this stuff.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  We got one of our fans who's like a data kid who's got headphones in, and he's like, I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna do it.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  I gotta do it for the bad friends.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Do it, yeah.

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  He starts.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  And everybody legally saw, we told everybody not to do any of that stuff.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  That's illegal. Don't do that.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't do it.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  You, you, it's kinda be fucking nuts to be like, I mean, you know, when you were growing up, there was black and white television, and now

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Now we have flock cameras.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, not, yeah, because for him, it was candles always, it was all candles.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  I was born in seventy one, we had color then.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Eighteen seventy one was pre. No, you did have color, you just got color.

• 33:04Speaker 05

  You watched Lassie probably.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's wild.

• 33:07Speaker 05

  You watched Gunsmoke probably?

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 33:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Had it on Blu-ray, had it on Blu-ray.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's funny, cigarette commercials, I missed those, those were fucking awesome.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Cause now you can't do cigarette commercials on TV anymore.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  Which is so fucked up, because you can do beer commercials, which is alcohol, the number one killer of fucking.

• 33:24Speaker 05

  Gambling, it's like, nobody has any money.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  What's the difference?

• 33:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's, what's, I like how that's the cutoff, they're like, can't tell people to smoke on TV, man, but they can blackout and die and drive.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry about it. Possession to sale of control.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Harassing wild horses, who's doing that?

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  Hey, I gotta tell you.

• 33:39Speaker 05

  That's after you.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  That was you.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I remember in eight, nineteen seventy one, I did it. Right when I was born.

• 33:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  I did, that was my first act.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Dude, what do you, how bad do you think animal horses were treated when they were shooting fucking westerns in the forties?

• 33:55Speaker 05

  He can't hit his mark.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  That's true, right?

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  They didn't care.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  They just killed so, I mean, there was an HBO show where they just kept killing horses.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Uh, Lucky, I believe, it got cancelled, it was a good cast, but they just kept killing horses.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what was it, Michael Mann's show?

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Dustin Hoffman, yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  Which is a.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  Luck, luck, luck, yeah.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  Was fucking, I couldn't wait to watch it, and then they just couldn't stop killing horses.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna blow your mind right now, this is crazy.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  And can I say something? I think Mike, if you make Heat, you should get to kill twenty horses minimum. Michael, they should have let Michael Mann finish his creative vision, that's what I think personally.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  If you make a movie like that.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  It's sort of the Michael Jackson corollary.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 05

  If with enough talent, alright.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  With enough talent, we don't really give that much of a fuck, and I think Michael Mann rises to that level.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  So whenever these horses were fucking up, he was like, get rid of them now.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  I don't think Michael Mann was killing the horses personally.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  No, he's, he was telling people to get rid of them. He's like, put this.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  They ran them.

• 34:52Speaker 05

  Oh, they ran them.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  They ran them into the.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  My favorite horse movie is Zoo, look that up, Zoo documentary.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  We Bought a Zoo?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Zoo documentary.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, with my.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Zoo documentary.

• 35:01Speaker 05

  Yep, yep.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing that Damon can do that.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Look at the cover of the, no, the first one, yeah?

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, stop it, shut up, we know what this is.

• 35:08Speaker 05

  Is that an elephant crying?

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  It's disgusting, it's a horse, that's a horse, it's disgusting.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  And look at the eye of the horse, though.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  It's about the B word, dude.

• 35:14Speaker 05

  That's your favorite documentary?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, we're talking about horses, that's the only horse thing I know.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  It's the only horse in the thing I know, yeah.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  Oh, dude, what, what do you think, you're digging an elephant's trunk?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's two holes, I can pick a hole, you can pick a hole.

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Oh, interesting, that would be, that would, yeah. Alright, come on, what do you think, Thailand vacation?

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you could suck both our dicks at the same time?

• 35:37Speaker 05

  No, I think we'd have to have one, cause like, if you do this, you can still breathe, but if you do both, you can't. So I feel like he would need to suck.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  He needs one open nostril to suck us off.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true, look, look, put two fingers in your nose.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  In your mouth.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Okay, true.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Open your mouth, you fuck idiot. Fucking idiot.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry, you're right.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  But I don't think you get enough suction that way, we'll.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Look, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, somebody tried to get me yesterday to watch the Perez Hilton cutting himself video, I had no idea that was a real thing.

• 36:07Speaker 05

  That's like, uh, that's like a, like a fat middle school girl whose parents are going through a divorce.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, yeah.

• 36:14Speaker 05

  That's that kind of behavior.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's dark.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  No, explain to me.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  I've never experienced that.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  Well, I'm just saying, it's, he's so clearly, uh, acting out, and he's so mad, nobody pays attention to him, and it's also like, he was kind of a piece of shit, his whole career was being a piece of shit. So like, I'm not happy he cut himself, but he drove a lot of people insane, so you know.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, Britney Spears, dude.

• 36:32Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  You can attribute a lot of that to like, that era of, of the shit media, like storming these people, and like, just berating their private lives.

• 36:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  And like, and that's why she now dances in her kitchen, and I watch, I love her videos. She'll dance in the kitchen, a guy will be like cleaning in the background, and she's like doing like a sexy dance.

• 36:48Speaker 05

  I hope she's having a great time.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  I think she's having the most fun now she's ever had. I think now that she's free, she's like, fuck yeah.

• 36:54Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to the top, like these, these videos are my favorite, dude.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I, as long as she's mentally well, I am, I'm rooting.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  She's not.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, who is?

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  That's, it's subjective, well, are you, am I, is, is he, I mean, it's, yeah.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  There's a level, like, look at, look at the crew of, of pigs we have, I mean, it's like, are any of these guys, I mean, Fancy has a child, so it leveled him out a little bit.

• 37:15Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  But prior to that, dude, this guy was a conquistator.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Jessica Simpson ever bigger than her?

• 37:20Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, like fame wise?

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Well, there was a moment with Dukes of Hazzard.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  Britney Spears did.

• 37:27Speaker 05

  Of course, but I'm saying, there was a moment, I, you, we would have to, we would have to chart when she like, you know, shaved her head and like Perez Hilton and.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  That's basically what he did.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Terrorized her.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like those guys terrorized her to shave her.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  But there was a moment where Jessica Simpson, they, they had the Nick Lachey reality show, she was on Dukes of Hazzard, there might have been one second

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  she was, but in terms of overall lasting cultural impact, no.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Britney, and also.

• 37:50Speaker 05

  I'm speaking as a man who was twelve at the time, and I kept real close tabs on Scarlett. I was jacking off to a lot of videos.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Oh, I see, he was looking for an, uh, uh, a segue. That was actually pretty well done.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's, that's.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  That's me.

• 38:07Speaker 05

  Which, where?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  That one with me and Will. That's me, Will, and Jessica.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Did you guys smash?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  No, that was my first live.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine?

• 38:16Speaker 05

  Wait, really?

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  They didn't even let him near her dressing room.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  They're like, Bobby, you can't go down that hallway.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  This has gotta be two thousand.

• 38:25Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Two thousand.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Two thousand?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Three nine eleven? Two thousand and one, that's right, that's why nine eleven happened.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  The hijackers were in Tampa at strip clubs as this was being shot, they were having their one last hurrah before fucking, so.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Imagine this is on, in the background of the strip club.

• 38:42Speaker 05

  It's possible that the nine eleven hijackers watched this sketch.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  That could be a, this.

• 38:50Speaker 05

  And we're like, you know what, that little Asian boy, he seems scared, and we're scared, but he made it through, and god damn it, we can make it through too. It's very possible that you sticking through that live really was the final straw that made nine eleven happen.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  On you, dude.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  So I'm a murderer?

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, you're just influential.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  You're just, you're an inspirational guy, and you can't help who takes inspiration from that.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  You're a cultural phenomenon.

• 39:14Speaker 05

  Chahdis, or you know, other, it's really, you can't help that at all.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  So I punched her in the mouth.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? In this sketch?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  So we're dancing, and I punch her in the mouth.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  That's the bit.

• 39:25Speaker 05

  The joke.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, I accidentally do it.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  That's hilarious.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  And, and we're still dancing, and she opens her mouth, and all her teeth are red. So it's my first live.

• 39:34Speaker 05

  And you punched?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  And I punched her in the mouth.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Were you on meth?

• 39:37Speaker 05

  Third or fourth.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  You weren't on drugs then?

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Completely sober.

• 39:40Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  And I punched her, and I remember looking at Dick Lasucci, the executive producer.

• 39:45Speaker 05

  Wait a second, a guy's name is Dick Lasucci?

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  You don't know Lasucci?

• 39:50Speaker 05

  His guy's name is Dick Lasucky?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  No, Blasucci.

• 39:53Speaker 05

  Oh, Blasucci.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  You, you, first of all, making fun of a legend.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  He came up to you after you hit her in the mouth, and what?

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  He didn't, it was during it.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  And I looked at him, and he seemed mad, but he goes, keep going.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, that's Hollywood, baby.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, keep going.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cares about her well-being, keep going, we're live. Hold on here.

• 40:12Speaker 05

  Here it comes, oh.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we're gonna see.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  Honestly, you look so breedable and submissive.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  What is she supposed to be, she's trying to follow you around?

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Oh, it's ex, it's singled out.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Oh, but she wants to fuck Bobby. That's pretty sick.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny that that's the bit, that they're like, and then we'll pretend like she wants to have sex with that Korean guy.

• 40:33Speaker 05

  What is the most ridiculous thing you could possibly imagine? Uh, I don't know, like a meteor strikes Earth, nah, not ridiculous enough.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not crazy.

• 40:43Speaker 05

  How about Jessica Simpson wanting to fuck this svelte, oh, there it is.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  There it was, go back.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  He punched her.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  That was it. Wait, go back, he's gets up and punches her, here it is.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  Here it is.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Oh. Oh, no, I punched her.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude, closed fist.

• 41:00Speaker 05

  What, what a fucking pro, she just kept rolling with it, she was, she was so hot.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you can tell she's, that's a big cut.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  I punched her in the mouth. No, I survived it.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  So she, that's how she got CTE, was right that very moment.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

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• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  When I was a kid, I would look out the window, and I'd see those little squirrels packing away their little acorns, like you just said.

• 41:39Speaker 05

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• 41:41Andrew Santino?

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• 42:07Speaker 05

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• 42:19Andrew Santino?

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• 42:28Speaker 05

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• 42:41Speaker 05

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• 42:52Andrew Santino?

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• 43:13Speaker 05

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• 44:20Speaker 05

  Dude, honestly, Bob, you look like that still.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:24Speaker 05

  That's the good part of not being hot when you're young, is you can stay young, youthful when you're 55. Your body's not that different for, this is a positive thing. Stop looking at me like-

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  You look the same. You look exactly the same.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  But what did you mean, what did you mean when I said that you're not, I'm not hot?

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  You're not, buddy.

• 44:41Speaker 05

  You weren't hot. I mean, you were cute. I mean, you were cute. You had more, you had more light in your eyes.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Look at the supazer. Look how cute I am.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  You are cute.

• 44:48Andrew Santino?

  How many years after this-

• 44:49Speaker 05

  You have more light in your eyes.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Where did you start using? Like, when were you really messed out on the show?

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  I was 13 years sober here.

• 44:54Speaker 05

  From what?

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but when did you relapse on the show?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, right about here.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  Right about here.

• 45:00Speaker 05

  He asked us, he asked us to smell Jessica Simpson's armpits.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  I could be using, I don't know. I don't know.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Did you say sorry to her?

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  That's really funny.

• 45:08Speaker 05

  I would, I would have not asked, but I really would have wanted to smell them here. So I'm just saying, I'm a brother here. I understand what you're going through. I understand the impulse, not the question.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  I got to also sit on Jessica Alba's lap as a baby.

• 45:20Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  I played her baby.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  And you see what? They did one of those where your head's poking through the couch?

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  No, look up Jessica Alba Bobby Lee.

• 45:27Speaker 05

  They infantilized you.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what it was. That was all, every bit with him was that. It was very much like he's this sweet little, like that. Yeah, exactly.

• 45:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 45:36Speaker 05

  The hair is fucking hilarious.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Wait, it's the same episode? Oh, no, you guys were making fun of Jessica Simpson and Nicholas-

• 45:42Speaker 05

  Oh, look at that. Wow. This is accidentally beautifully curated, Robert.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  All right, let's see. And there's, down there, a little baby, and Jessica Alba's taking care of you.

• 45:55Speaker 05

  You do look cute.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  God, how fucking weird, dude.

• 46:02Speaker 05

  I mean, this is actually insane.

• 46:06Speaker 05

  This is fetish pornography.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  This is what TV was, though.

• 46:10Speaker 05

  Did anybody, did anybody on the staff, do you think, where they later busted being like, dipped up? Like, being diaper guys?

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, diaper, diaper boys, yeah.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  Because this was before that was in the culture, and I bet you this sketch, who wrote this? Blasucci?

• 46:25Speaker 05

  Because if it is there, Blasucci needed to wear diapers to nut. That's what I'm saying. Now, there's a big subculture where, you know, it's a sexual thing.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:34Speaker 05

  I bet you, let's, you can't find it, but whoever wrote that sketch, I bet you they got a weird little diaper fetish.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  I 100% agree.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  But I'll tell you this.

• 46:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  I went from open mic to this.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  Are you serious? Where'd they find you?

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  At the Comedy Store.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Some of this stuff was open mic-y, I will say that. Like, it felt very mic-y.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  But imagine going from open mic-

• 46:53Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  To this, and you're kind of like, I don't have no lines, and I'm just playing babies and stuff.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:59Speaker 05

  But also, they chose right.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Running in a circle.

• 47:01Speaker 05

  Who like, who's, can I say something? That's insane to call that shot. Because, do you know how many fucking all-act-out open micers exist that if you put them on fucking TV, they would crumble? And you rose to the fucking occasion.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  And Berenholz.

• 47:15Speaker 05

  Berenholz was an open mic'er, too?

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  Was Mike, he was doing sketch, he was doing improv and sketch, right?

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  He's from Boom Chicago.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  Boom Chicago, yeah.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:22Speaker 05

  This is, honestly, whoever put that crew together, real eye for talent.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 47:26Speaker 05

  Because there's, the, the way, the fact that that's where they found you and that it worked is crazy.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  How did they find Will? Do you remember? Was he in a Canadian group?

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  No, he's from Canada. I don't know how he got him.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  He was just, I, he did Stabby's World, and he, he was like, an actor actor. He didn't, he didn't think he was gonna be-

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  He didn't do like, a comedy troupe in Canada? I thought he did.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  No, he was an act, he was on a comedy show, I think.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 47:45Speaker 05

  He wasn't, he never looked at it exclusively as comedy, which is fascinating, because he's so-

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  That's why he's so good at it.

• 47:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, totally.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Because if he did it, he'd be like, this sucks, fuck it.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  Comedians are pieces of shit.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck it.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  We're the dumbest people of all time. We just want to make people laugh. We don't care if our art's good. And he's like a real actor who just happens to have-

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  He's like, I actually want to do something real.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  And he was also fat as shit.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  He was a big fucking boy.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  It was awesome how fat he was, dude.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  He was the nicest guy. I mean, without him, I wouldn't have survived.

• 48:10Speaker 05

  Oh, I love to hear that. Can I ask you, Bob, is there any, big, 5'5", big one, you know what I mean?

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 05

  Do you have, are you reflecting on your life? Do you-

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  So, so funny.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Any, anything, do you have goals for, you know?

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm going through some turmoil right now.

• 48:25Speaker 05

  Let's say you're in the autumn of your life.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm going through some turmoil right now.

• 48:28Speaker 05

  Okay, and I'm here to help.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Andy, I'm going through, um, a little transitional period.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  You are, yeah.

• 48:34Speaker 05

  About time, Esch.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  But, but, the good news is, there's some good news. The good news is Bad Friends is gonna go on.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  The good news is he needs the money, folks.

• 48:53Speaker 05

  I'm just wondering, what do you, do you have any, like, you've done a lot, you've experienced a lot, is there something you want to do in the next five years? Let's say before-

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I've been talking about this a lot. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

• 49:03Speaker 05

  What do the next five years hold for Robert?

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  Slow down, dude.

• 49:06Speaker 05

  For Robert E. Lee?

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  You're such a false start. You jumped the gun. Your brain is like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It's like, fucking take it easy.

• 49:13Speaker 05

  I'm asking you a question. Don't, please, tell me, just, it's just me and you.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  No, see-

• 49:17Speaker 05

  Put your titties away.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Defense mechanism.

• 49:18Speaker 05

  Put your titties away. You can't do act out to the podcast.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, what?

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not, he's going to Hawaii for his birth.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Here's, here's the deal. I talk about, I've been talking about retiring.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I think, um, in the next three or four years, I think I'm done.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  What would you do with your time off?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  I would figure it out.

• 49:39Speaker 05

  That's a horrible plan.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I'll do.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  He's, he means retire from pod. We're gonna do the pod for a couple more years, and then we're done.

• 49:46Speaker 05

  I see. But you would still, you would still-

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  I'll do my local stand-ups.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Do stand-up?

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Your local comedy community.

• 49:52Speaker 05

  But you wouldn't go on the road?

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  I would.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's like, I can see myself doing- sparingly. sparingly on the road, you know, making, you know.

• 49:59Speaker 05

  But you would want to act still. No.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  We're not acting.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  We're not acting.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  You're acting.

• 50:04Speaker 05

  What are you talking about?

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  You're an actor.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  You're in everything.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  You're both incredible actors.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  He's on, he, he's in the new movie Tony, which is absolutely gonna win something without a doubt.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna win something.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  I don't think so, but it's a good movie.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think it's-

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Antonio Banderas should get nominated for Supporting Actor, my-

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  How was the kid?

• 50:17Speaker 05

  Incredible.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  I met him-

• 50:18Speaker 05

  Dominic's the man.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Five seconds, yeah, he seems like a nice-

• 50:20Speaker 05

  And I want, I've said this on like, what, you know, I've said it before, but it's like, I kind of want him to be a piece of shit. Because he's like handsome, he gets handed to-

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Is he that handsome in real life?

• 50:28Speaker 05

  He's, yeah.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  You know something? You, you will see a star in real life?

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, yeah.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  And you go, oh, the angle's weird, the way I'm looking at it.

• 50:35Speaker 05

  I, there are, there's a certain thing with certain people, just look better on camera, but no, this kid's handsome in real life.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  I was talking about Antonio Banderas.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Oh, Antonio Banderas is just like-

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  He's so fucking handsome.

• 50:44Speaker 05

  He's like the biggest piece of ass in the world, dude. Like, he-

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  He's what Pedro Pascal wishes he was.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. No disrespect to, yeah, he can't touch him.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, he wants to be this guy.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  Touch fucking Desperado, dude. And he's a great actor, and he's like, he actually cares about acting.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  He looks like he gives a fuck.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  You know what he does, you know what his like semi-retirement is? He fucking built a theater. He, first of all, he has a bunch of restaurants. He actually can, he was the only person who could cook on set. The rest of us were like, faking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's fucking nice with it. And he, here's how much, he's like a, one of the most handsome movie stars of all time. What he does on his off time is local theater in his hometown in fucking Malaga. Like, he built the theater, he just loves, he's just a theater door.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Do you know this, to be true, Spaniard? We have a local Spaniard. Have you seen him do local theater in Spain?

• 51:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. He loves it that, like, that's respect, dude, because if I looked like that guy, I would, first of all, I wouldn't, you know, my life would be much different.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Tremendously different.

• 51:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be dead already, obviously.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  The Spanish scientists were a little better.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Wait, so-

• 51:48Speaker 05

  In vitro, the Spanish in vitro.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  So you've seen one of his plays in Spain?

• 51:52Speaker 02

  I haven't been to his theater.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  But it's his theater that he does. Wow.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  He did like musicals, yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude, could you imagine? Do, Love of the Game, local theater?

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, have you been to, have you been to Malaga before?

• 52:03Speaker 05

  I haven't.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  It's such a beautiful place, dude. It's not, it's not like, when you say hometown, just for the people that want to know. When you say hometown, this isn't, this isn't fucking Pecy.

• 52:12Speaker 05

  No, of course.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  Toledo. This place is stunning. Like, this, it's one of my favorite fucking cities in Spain.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Oh, you've been there?

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I was there last year.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  Really?

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  He's been all over the world, kid.

• 52:21Speaker 05

  Well, what about? I like that. You know what? Actually, we just tapped into something. You need to stop fighting aging and settle into being an old, like, a wise old man. That did something for me.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Really, kid?

• 52:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, not, don't do it like-

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  I can do the voice?

• 52:37Speaker 05

  No. Fuck, it's gone, never mind.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Go back to wearing medium fucking dinosaur t-shirts.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  No, don't fuck me up.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  Put on a suit is what I'm saying. Put on a sweater. I think you're an elder statesman and you're fighting that.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's be more Seinfeld.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  Never mind. You have some other stuff to work out? What are the next five? Can you answer the question? What do you want to do? Do you want to go all over the world? What do you want to do in the next five years? Before 60, what do you want to accomplish? Other than retiring?

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  I love Starbros things. You have like these grand goals.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  I just want to bring it out of him a little bit.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't have it. It's it.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  So you just exist. You're actually almost Buddhist because you only exist in the moment.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he is now.

• 53:28Speaker 05

  I see. I respect that.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I may not even.

• 53:30Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 53:32Speaker 05

  Oh, you don't. You're not even real.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  I might not be.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Some of the things I think.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  It's more likely than not that this is a figment of our imagination.

• 53:41Speaker 05

  That me and you are in an insane asylum, still dressed like this?

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  We let them dress up on Saturday. It's what they love.

• 53:51Speaker 05

  We only get Disney media because if we see anything more violent, we'll start fucking stabbing each other. If we're in the nut house, if we see anything sexual.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  Killing each other, you and I. And these guys work at the insane asylum. They're like, yeah.

• 54:03Speaker 05

  These are the nurses.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  Just be producers.

• 54:06Speaker 05

  Show us under your tongue. Let's see that you took the pill. Are you seeing Bobby Lee again? God damn it. Get it. Double his meds.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  No, they've created some little Korean.

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  You told me. You told me. You do want to travel a little bit when you're done.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  But not, but he wants to do it very like, uh, very chill. He's not like a go disappear for, he's not like Ari.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Well, you seem to.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  I want to be, I want to be, I mean, he does influence me.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  I know you love the idea, but.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  The idea, but I don't think I can do it.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  You can't do it.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Like being backpacking in the trails of European cities.

• 54:43Speaker 05

  You've, you've lived too comfortable a life. You can't, you can't do that shit. I'm with you too. I've only had money for like three years and I can't like, like I've started noticing bad sheets. Can you believe that?

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Bad what?

• 54:56Speaker 05

  Sheets, like bed sheets. When I grew up, I would, I would sleep on floor. You know what I mean? Like, like I had the same Aladdin sheets until I was, until I was 27 years old. But like now I, it actually pisses me off.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, he showed you the world, that guy, you know?

• 55:13Speaker 05

  He did. And it does make me want to fuck girls that look like Jasmine. I do like.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she was a.

• 55:18Speaker 05

  I had an Armenian Uber driver here. I was chatting the whole time.

• 55:23Speaker 05

  Oh, really? Oh, and what do you want to, you know what I mean? Like too invested?

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  How do you do with stardom?

• 55:31Speaker 05

  My question? Now you're Barbara Walters. It's, you know, it's fine.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  That was like Larry Kingish too. How do you do stardom? How do you do for stardom?

• 55:40Speaker 05

  It did come out like that.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  You think?

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Why did it come out like?

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 55:43Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  What are your luxuries? You have luxuries? Have you ever seen that clip of Danny Pooty?

• 55:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  The funniest thing I've ever seen.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  And he said, he asked about a private jet.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  He goes, Larry, I was on DuckTales.

• 55:54Speaker 05

  He asked about a private jet.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he goes, he goes, what are some luxuries you love to afford? And he's like, a nice new pair of socks. And he goes, socks? He's like, what do you think? And he's like, oh, like private jets. Or he goes, private jets? Larry, I was on DuckTales. It's so good.

• 56:09Speaker 05

  That is a great.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about it. I haven't seen it.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  We just literally did it verbatim.

• 56:14Speaker 05

  There's not much more. We don't have to watch.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Send me the video.

• 56:16Speaker 05

  It's the exact same thing.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  But the proof is, the proof is that old Hollywood liked that. They must have made such absorb, absorbent amounts of money so quickly that they were like, once they see you on TV, you must be a billionaire.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  And because like that was old Hollywood's thought. And I'm sure Larry was worth unbelievable.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  That motherfucker was probably rich as hell.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  But that's what I mean is that era, he assumed, because back then, if you saw a young guy in TV who became an actor, you're like, well, you gotta be a.

• 56:42Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be fucking rolling in the dough.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  And Danny Pooty's like, what are you talking about, dude? I drove myself here.

• 56:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  It's like the Lord of the Rings actors.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, those guys are loaded.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  They got screwed. No, they got throughed.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  They got talked, they got spucked over.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  For three movies, they got 200 grand a piece. Now, it sounds like a lot.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  It is a lot of money. It's not.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Now, hold on.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Three movies?

• 57:05Speaker 05

  But those movies, they weren't like movies you shoot in 30 days. Those motherfuckers lived in New Zealand for like years. That's nuts, dude.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  No, a couple people did.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  So Austin revealed that he roughly $250,000 for the entire trilogy.

• 57:19Speaker 05

  With no film research, who the fuck made the money?

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, who made the deal?

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  Orlando Bloom was 175 for all three movies. Elijah Wood.

• 57:27Speaker 05

  He's fucking handsome.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  For sure Elijah Wood got fucking bankrolled on that thing. There's no way.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  He got screwed. They all did.

• 57:34Speaker 05

  I hope Harry Potter is fucking rich.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta be. See, that I'm sure he.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Harry Potter's gotta be.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Daniel Radcliffe, I'm sure he's fucking caked up.

• 57:41Speaker 05

  I love them. Good for them.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  They all got paid.

• 57:43Speaker 05

  And he was showing his cock in a horse play.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 57:46Speaker 05

  Speaking of horses, he was in his, he was in a play called Equus where he showed his cock.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  He made a hundred million dollars.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  Damn, dude.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  From all of the Harry Potter films.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  He deserves it, dude. The movie, they made.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  He deserves more.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  They made eight of them.

• 57:59Speaker 05

  He just, he deserves less. You think so? I mean, because you're talking about a movie that each movie probably made a billion dollars. You're right. In terms of who had all the money.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  So what? He's got a penis, his penis is in there and he shows his wiener at some point?

• 58:12Speaker 05

  I don't know. Maybe he doesn't show his cock or.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Let's just go with it. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:15Speaker 05

  He does show his cock.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Let's just say he does.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he looks fucking great.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  So it's so funny to think about being like a, like a Harry Potter super fan, being like, you know, some theater girl. Being like, I can't wait to see him on Broadway and then you just see his dick. He's doing experimental theater with his dick out.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  But he made it as a kid, right?

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  He was a child actor.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  A child. So he doesn't know what it's like to work at Jersey Mike's or whatever.

• 58:41Speaker 05

  No, but his life is so fucking weird. Like salute to him for like, for not losing his mind.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:47Speaker 05

  Because it's.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  That's true. Are you a London guy? I, because you love London.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I, every time I go, I have a fun time. I don't know why. I feel like it's a little fantasy town. It's fake.

• 58:57Speaker 05

  I'm not a London guy. Where do you like? Because I don't like, I'm not a New York guy either.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't like New York. I love New York. He doesn't like fucking any big cities.

• 59:03Speaker 05

  You love it here, though. You're a Southern California guy.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  I think LA is the best city in the world.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 59:09Speaker 05

  That's just, you know, you just like it here.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  I personally.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Prefer it.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  I think what's interesting about.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  What's wrong with me, dude?

• 59:16Speaker 05

  Nothing. I don't know.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  A very Larry.

• 59:19Speaker 05

  King?

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  King, like.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're one of the Larrys. You're one of the Larrys.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  What's the other one?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  What was the other Larry?

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, Larry David. You're very Larry David today. Sometimes you've been Larry David. Sometimes you're Larry King. Sometimes you're Larry the Cable Guy.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Talented guy.

• 59:38Speaker 05

  Talented guy.

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm saying you're him sometimes.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  And a very nice man.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's the man.

• 59:42Speaker 05

  I don't know him.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's one of the nicest fucking guys. He's, he is very rad.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  How? Okay, so let me ask you this. You're headlining a club.

• 59:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, which you rarely do because you're a theater guy.

• 59:53Speaker 05

  I love clubs.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  And I'm going back.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  Legit, that's the next year. That's my exact same plan.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  So excited.

• 59:59Speaker 05

  These are kind of bullshit, honestly. Theaters are just not what stand up is.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you're, you're doing a weekend, right? And they go, listen, we need to, there's a guy that's doing a guest spot. We need to kick you out of the green room because he's a huge name.

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just to hear me out.

• 1:00:14Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So I'm going to just throw you some names, see if they, they're allowed to kick you out of your dressing room.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  Okay, sure. I mean, the answer is no in principle for anyone. Unless there's like one.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Then I won't play this game.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  No, go ahead. But it's interesting to think like, would, would there be somebody that like, you know?

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  George Carlin, if he was alive.

• 1:00:32Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  That, that, we go, I found a name, the first name.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  No, no. The guy you named is dead.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  He's a dead guy.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  I need names.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  He's a legend who I respect. I would, if, if, keep going. George Carlin, yes. Next.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Let's start more, let's start lower and then heighten.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Or someone that's alive will be helpful.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  It's my fucking game.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:51Speaker 05

  You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  It's my fucking game, Starbros.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  I'm sorry. It's your birthday. It's your game.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  You're right, though. I'm going to do it your way. Okay? Who can, uh, Dane Cook?

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  He can come in. I'd be like, hey, man, let's chat.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Will you allow them to give him a guest spot?

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  But I'm not getting kicked out of my own green room.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't think anybody's going to let them get kicked out of their own green room.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  I think Richard Pryor, if he was alive.

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  Again, you keep naming, yeah, if Lenny Bruce was, if a guy was jailed in the 60s for saying fuck, I would let him have my green room. But yes, no.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  What a great movie, Lenny.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  So you're saying no one alive, basically. Yeah.

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  I mean, I would be like, you can chill, but.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  Louis, if Louis is like, I'm going to take over.

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  You can take over? Like, that's just, why the fuck would anybody do that?

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  That's his game.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's my game.

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  Hey, somebody wants to come into your house and like fuck your wife. It's like, no.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  So there's a famous story.

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Where Sam Tripoli.

• 1:01:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know him?

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  He was headlining, his first headlining gig at the Addison Improv.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Dallas, yeah.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay? That Friday, he gets a call from the club. Yo, Mencia's in town.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, okay. And he goes, he's now headlining.

• 1:02:07Speaker 05

  That's a little different, though.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  And you're featuring.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  Oh, that's nuts.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and so, and he had, just had to take it.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, when you're a young headliner, you don't have a choice.

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  Reschedule.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. So is there any situation? I mean, that's just, so that happens.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  That's just a very rarely.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  It does happen. People flow into town and they bump you from your fucking.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  When you're a young headliner, he's not.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  Sure, sure.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when you're starting.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Listen, when I was starting, absolutely.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Rich, if I owned a club and you're headlining and Richard Pryor was like, I need the green room by myself.

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Again, he's fucking dead.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Say yes.

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  Yes, I would do.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Richard.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  I'd be like.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Starbros, get the fuck out.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, can you bring my grandmother back next? That's what I'd say. Yes, whatever you need. Can we, can we, who else can we resurrect? That's what I would be saying. I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't be worried about my place in comedy. I would be like, who is this necromancer that we found? That brought Richard Pryor back to the dead?

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  That's the most interesting part.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  I do know a lot of acromancers.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Through my connections with my new girlfriend.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  She does have a connection.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  She with the occult?

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  She's a witch.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  She's a witch.

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  And she has a lot of connections. She's right, doesn't?

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have three witches at my house right now. They're at, it's her birthday, and so I let, allowed them to use my access to my pool.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Double, double toil and trouble.

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  That's no good.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Bubbling up something back there.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  What if they're fucking getting your like hair and shit?

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  She already has it. She already has it.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Tell them what you did with me, what she told you to do with me.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  It's still there.

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Your name's still there.

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  She was like-

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  She wrote your name down in like-

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  No, she goes-

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  Pentagram in the middle of a pentagram?

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  We were in London. We got in a fight.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got a big fight.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Big fight.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  You and him?

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was so fucking fun.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  You were touring and had a fight?

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  I see.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Obviously. I threw like a water bottle or something at his head.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  I was never gonna reveal that, reveal that situation, that-

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  The fight?

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  I screamed and I threw, I didn't throw it at you. I threw it against the wall.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  I know you did, but very violently.

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  That is legit, like, that's abusive dad behavior.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Speaker 05

  That's like, I didn't fucking hit you bitch! And it's like, yeah, basically, it's the same.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Basically, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  I screamed at him.

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  My dad would do that to dudes.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  I screamed at him, and then I threw it the direction he wasn't in.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  It was nowhere-

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  I mean, that's classic.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  I screamed that way, and then I threw it that way.

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  That's my dad was in prison while I was in middle school behavior.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Bing, bing, bing.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  I would never hurt him.

• 1:04:23Speaker 05

  Anyway.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  I was so mad.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I got back into town, and I'm dating, I mean, my girlfriend. And she goes, you gotta put his fucking name on a piece of paper, this piece of shit. And I go, okay.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's how she said it gritting her teeth.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  Did you tell her what you did, how annoying you were? How much of a brat? Did you tell her that? Did you give her those details, you little fucking fat lazy brat?

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  Well, that's not reminiscent.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  You know, that should be the name of your next special.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  And right before whatever happens next, Uncle Stav on Netflix. September 8th, let's remind, let's remember, folks.

• 1:04:58Speaker 05

  And I have my- It's already out.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  What, what, September 8th?

• 1:05:00Speaker 05

  When is Bobby's, when is your-

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  November, I'm not promoting it.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  November, he's, he's November.

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm November, but, um, anyway, she told me to-

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  Wait, it's just coming out in fucking September or November, you cocksucker?

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  No, his special.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  I thought you said, when's his special?

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  No, when's his birthday?

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, now.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, now, which, which today's date again?

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  September, September 17th.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Oh, so the special's already been out, so just check it, it's already out right now, and it's doing very well, so before anything else happens, just keep watching it now. Back to London.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, she goes, you gotta put his name on a piece of paper.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Good acting.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Do that on tires next year.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  This is why I have insecurities.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  No, this is not it.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  This is why I have them.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Someone's gotta give them to you.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  It's because of you.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  Cause everybody else lifts you up. I gotta pull you down.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't have to, I pull, I'll pull you up.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  This is every, this is everybody.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  I've always pulled you up.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Caring Bobby. Whatever you need, Bobby.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  And this is you?

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Pushing you down.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I don't need this.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  I want it.

• 1:06:01Speaker 05

  It's too much pressure.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  No, you're the-

• 1:06:03Speaker 05

  Anyway, she said-

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm the sea, and you're Odysseus trying to stay above. As the sea is wild.

• 1:06:09Speaker 05

  Put his name on a piece of paper.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  And she's going, Wingardium Leviosa.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes. So I put his name on a piece of paper.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Folded it, put it in the freezer.

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  And his name is still in my freezer.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  I need to cool off.

• 1:06:23Speaker 05

  And have you cooled off?

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  He has.

• 1:06:25Speaker 05

  Has she done any-

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  We haven't fought since.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  No, we haven't fought since.

• 1:06:27Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:06:29Speaker 05

  Take it out tonight, let's see what happens. I'd be interested.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  I am gonna take the name off.

• 1:06:33Speaker 05

  Take it, take it, take it out, and don't tell him when you're gonna do it. That's a fun experiment.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  How about this, put it in the fridge, so it's a slow transition.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanna see the details.

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  You're modeling the experiment.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  No, we fought, we fought twice on tour, and they, and that, two big fallouts. But we made up and we hugged and we kissed.

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  I love that. And I'm more interested in this witch, has she done any hexes around you? Have you seen her curse anyone, or done any magic for good?

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  She's only a good witch.

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  She's Glendora.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  She's Glenda.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't like anything-

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Glendora, the city in Southern California.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  It's all positive.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  She's San Bernardino, the good witch.

• 1:07:10Speaker 05

  That's nice, that's beautiful.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  She, yeah, she doesn't do anything-

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Do you see anybody, big guy?

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hi, dude.

• 1:07:15Speaker 05

  You're mad at him, remember?

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, that's right, that's-

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't take it out on him.

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  No, no. Unfortunately, my career is-

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  What do you gotta say? What do you, what is that?

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  You're killing it.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  Are you barking at me?

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say something to you, right now.

• 1:07:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  That's what I thought.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  And really take this to heart, if you're capable.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Okay, weird way to start a compliment. Or, or, or, or a criticism.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm Korean Bobby Lee.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but what I'm saying-

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  I know that.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Who are you talking to?

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know who I'm talking to right now.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  But my point, though, be-

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  We're back in the psych ward.

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  That's what, that's what the nurses say to calm us down. I'm Korean Bobby Lee, I'm your friend! It's, we're doing, we're doing the podcast now! Get in though, get it, and they strap us in, we're like, podcast. Podcast.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  We need a podcast.

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  We need to do riffs. Uh, okay, what were you gonna tell me, Robert? Are you done? Are you withdrawn to your mind palace?

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  I like mind palace. I love mind palace. Yeah, I went in there.

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Tell them.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  I forgot what I was gonna say. I've been thinking for the last minute.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, you asked somebody if he had a lady, and then you deflected, and you said, I wanna give you a comp.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Probably he was gonna say that you're a great actor and a great movie.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  No, what I was gonna say is that-

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Right now, in your life, um, from, as my perspective-

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Yes, I would love to have your perspective.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  I will give it to you.

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Why so hostile? This is why I freaked out in London.

• 1:08:49Speaker 05

  I'm not doing it!

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  It's an energy exchange.

• 1:08:51Speaker 05

  I'm literally excited to hear what you say. Like I said, I looked up to you as a child.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Don't say that.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  I know, it's fucked up.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  It makes me feel old.

• 1:08:59Speaker 05

  I know, I mean, it's, I know-

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  It's the same with, how old are you?

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  Thirty-seven.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm forty-three. I have the same thing. I looked, I loved watching him when I was young.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  What I was gonna say to you is, is that, um, out of all of the people that I know from our ecosystem at least, right? You're doing wonderful things.

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  Oh, thanks, dude.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  And you have, I mean, I can't, there's certain things I can't even say, so I'm not gonna say it.

• 1:09:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  But, uh-

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  The N-word.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  You played, you play your cards perfectly.

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  Play my cards for you? What the fu, that sounds like a backhanded compliment.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  No, I know what he's trying to say. He's like being a slick way of saying, uh, uh, he thinks you're on the right side of things.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  That's what he's saying.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  Thank you. I appreciate that.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  You make good choices, is what he thinks.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  I like that.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  And the best choice you're gonna make right now?

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Is you're gonna look into that camera.

• 1:09:52Speaker 05

  And do what? Kind of announce our midway point?

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  And we're halfway into the podcast, folks.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  Thank you for being a bad friend. Uncle Stav on Netflix, right now, go watch it.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Go watch Uncle Stav on Netflix. Thank you!