Side Stories: The Butt-Sniffer Strikes Again

Henry & Eddie are back from vacation with updates on Keefe D and Lindsay Clancy before diving into the return of the Burbank Butt-Sniffer, the deeply troubling Wheel of Fortune announcer scandal, and a possible snuff-tape serial killer uncovered in Philadelphia. Plus, Henry faces down Dublin’s pint-sized scumbags, the tragic tale of Hee-Haw the donkey, and a Listener Mail encounter with the Glimmer Man.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Henry Zebrowski?

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• 1:02Speaker 01

  There's no place to escape to.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  This is the last podcast. On the left.

• 1:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories?

• 1:10Speaker 01

  That's when the cannibalism started.

• 1:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories, yes.

• 1:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Man, back from vacation and we are rusty.

• 1:33Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, baby.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Barely awake.

• 1:36Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, it's nice that when we come to work, first of all, everyone laughs.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Everybody applauds and nobody gets angry.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  No one ever gets upset.

• 1:47Henry Zebrowski?

  And the thing, the why we do this is for the laughter. And all I ever, and like, cause that's all I hear everywhere I go, it's just.

• 1:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Everywhere I go.

• 2:00Speaker 03

  I do it for the cassettes.

• 2:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah?

• 2:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like to, you know, I keep getting my, you know, these Nuggets cassettes don't buy themselves.

• 2:07Henry Zebrowski?

  They don't. They takes a fat man.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  Takes a fat man to find them. Be like, I'm gonna go in here.

• 2:12Henry Zebrowski?

  And we didn't know, when we talked about the Nuggets compilations, that No Dogs in Space had just put out an entire special about the Nuggets compilations. And I find it interesting because they're decidedly not unk.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:25Henry Zebrowski?

  And we are.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 2:27Henry Zebrowski?

  And Ken, Ken is kinda unk a little bit.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, it is.

• 2:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it is kinda unk.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, Marcus is like, oh, no, Ken's cool. It's like, no, it's not.

• 2:33Henry Zebrowski?

  It's not.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  It's not. I like them, but it's not cool.

• 2:37Henry Zebrowski?

  It's cool.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  I wouldn't call it cool.

• 2:39Henry Zebrowski?

  It's cool to us.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  To us, yes.

• 2:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Not to children.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Not to, not to anybody.

• 2:45Henry Zebrowski?

  No, you know who they like?

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Even normal people that are our age should not like Ken.

• 2:50Henry Zebrowski?

  You're right. You know who, you know what they like, though?

• 2:52Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Love DeForvid and Lindsay Clancy. And that's who we're sticking up for today.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with the ever-present, ever-listening Ed Larson.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 3:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Listening, learning, growing, changing.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  I did, I went to, I went to an aquarium and a zoo.

• 3:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, and what did you, did you get the a la carte menu or do you do the chef's choice?

• 3:18Speaker 03

  You know, it's really, I forgot like that panda is best braised, you know, but they said raised to completion to adult.

• 3:27Henry Zebrowski?

  I hate that. And I fucking hate that. All right? Cause I like panda puppy stew. And I don't care what anybody, I'm calling them puppies. I don't care what you call a baby panda, all right?

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Pandling, I think.

• 3:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Couldn't give a fucking shit. I want a pandling pierogi. All right, if I could get one.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Now you're pandering to the Polish.

• 3:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, they gone, come on, hey, why are you doing this? So there was a lot of news while we were gone and a lot, some of it's really important and some of it is like not that important. So we got like, obviously some big deal news, right? KVD is arrested for the rusty bike and found guilty for the fucking death of Tupac.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  KVD killed Tupac, or maybe, we don't know.

• 4:05Henry Zebrowski?

  We know for a fact that he claimed he did.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  He has nothing to do with it.

• 4:09Henry Zebrowski?

  He did, and he, he helped orchestrate it and he's the last one alive and so they finally got him. So they, and he's been bragging about it for too long. They used his podcasts against him, which shows that podcasts are useful.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he wrote books.

• 4:23Henry Zebrowski?

  He wrote books about his own involvement. And then when he finally got to trial, the large part of the trial was him going, it was a character. I'm a funny, I'm a character, I'm not KVD.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  If you say that you killed one of the most famous people in the world for 30 years.

• 4:43Henry Zebrowski?

  KVD said that.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Eventually, someone's gonna say, hey, you know, maybe we should throw you in prison for that.

• 4:50Henry Zebrowski?

  What you white people don't understand is that Dwayne, when he speaks, he's rapping. And when he's rapping, he's KVD and KVD is a storyteller and poet. Okay? So that's why he can't be blamed.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  He's just a gangster.

• 5:05Henry Zebrowski?

  But it's when he's talking, he's rapping in his mind.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  That kinda rap, he raps like Bob Dylan rap.

• 5:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  Let's rap, let's talk about it.

• 5:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Let's rap, let's get into it.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, find out what's happening.

• 5:16Henry Zebrowski?

  He's just like, I'm not KVD, I'm Dwayne.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:19Henry Zebrowski?

  And then it turns out, no, they treated him like KVD, didn't they?

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Now, do you think he's gonna be imprisoned next to Suge?

• 5:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, I hope for Suge's sake.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  Dude, how cool would it be if the two of them had a fucking fight in the yard?

• 5:30Henry Zebrowski?

  I think Suge would have somebody else fight for him, cause you know, his eyesight's not doing well.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Oh, you know.

• 5:36Henry Zebrowski?

  He's got a monocle. He should get two. That's the problem.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  That's called glasses.

• 5:40Henry Zebrowski?

  That's called glasses.

• 5:44Henry Zebrowski?

  No, Suge actually can't wait to beat the fucking shit out of KVD and he's gonna find him. I think that Suge is gonna find him and then it's gonna be bad for him, but also Suge Knight's a scary man and.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  He's got that CTE for sure, played for the Arizona Cardinals.

• 5:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Very much so. And I just think that Suge Knight needs to, I'm gonna say right here, he's gotta relax.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:04Henry Zebrowski?

  And I hope that wherever he is right now, I hope he's smiling, knowing that he got some justice finally.

• 6:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it'll finally happen for him.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  Oh, you know, a quick little update, considering what I just said, there was a, the concussion institute came out and said, one of four NFL players have CTE.

• 6:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, of course.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  It's official.

• 6:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you know that now.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  I know, but now it's official.

• 6:28Henry Zebrowski?

  It's official, official, and that's just still, and everyone, and they're just rocking it.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  They're just rocking it.

• 6:32Henry Zebrowski?

  So CTE is just the new fun fashion.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, you know, it's, it's a new season, no one seems to care, no one's bringing it up.

• 6:37Henry Zebrowski?

  No one said anything.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  No one's saying nothing.

• 6:39Henry Zebrowski?

  No one stopped anything.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Still got children playing, hitting each other.

• 6:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but you know, in the end, we need the CTE, obviously, because we need to create content for Side Stories.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  That's right. And also, these chicken wings don't sell themselves.

• 6:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  If you're gonna sit there and you're gonna fucking murder millions and millions and millions of chickens every fucking day, just so we can eat chicken wings and watch football, then you gotta keep the football on.

• 7:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Can I also say that, I might correct you on that?

• 7:02Speaker 03

  What?

• 7:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Chicken wings obviously very much sell themselves. I eat chicken wings no matter what I'm watching. I can eat chicken wings watching surgery footage, I can eat chicken wings watching fucking presidential addresses. Yeah.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Presidential addresses, for sure.

• 7:18Henry Zebrowski?

  I could eat chicken wings at my mother's funeral. I'm gonna.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  I'll make sure of it. I'll buy it. That'll be what I did.

• 7:26Henry Zebrowski?

  You could, you could eat chicken wings at your mother's funeral?

• 7:28Speaker 03

  I couldn't eat anything.

• 7:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you never know. You're gonna be hungry.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  I bought a bunch of fried chicken for your father's funeral.

• 7:34Henry Zebrowski?

  You did. And that, that's how fat we are.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  That fucking went, dude.

• 7:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. The chicken wings are going, they sell themselves.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:43Henry Zebrowski?

  The chicken wing doesn't eat at the NFL, that's what I'm saying.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  My mom's funeral was pizza.

• 7:47Henry Zebrowski?

  It was.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  And fireworks.

• 7:51Henry Zebrowski?

  We shot him out of her, we stuffed a bunch of Roman candles in her vagina and we, we positioned her up and shot him up out of her and she was so happy to be a vase. She was, she couldn't believe it. No, it was after.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was after.

• 8:04Henry Zebrowski?

  So we have some other big update, Lindsay Clancy trial mistrial. So let's move on to the DeForvid story. We're gonna move on over to.

• 8:13Speaker 03

  Before we move on, I just think, the one statement I wanna say about the Lindsay Clancy trial is, it's obviously a fucking disaster.

• 8:20Henry Zebrowski?

  It is.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  Every way you shake it.

• 8:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Every single way.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  But now there will be a lot more studies done on postpartum psychosis and that's a good thing.

• 8:28Henry Zebrowski?

  The we.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  That's the brighter side.

• 8:30Henry Zebrowski?

  We at least hope that is to be true, but we shall see, won't we? Because they are gonna go out, they are going to, they're gonna do some form of retrial. I'm hoping that there is more talk about postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis in the news and more research done, and they better do it.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Why not? Why wouldn't they do it?

• 8:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Because.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Cause they don't care about themselves.

• 8:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, city. They don't like the ladies. They don't really care about the ladies. But you know, when it comes down to it, I, I wish her well. So now we, DeForvid is out of a lawyer.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  He's got no lawyers, yeah.

• 9:03Henry Zebrowski?

  DeForvid is absolutely fucked.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  He's like, man, he couldn't be more fucked.

• 9:07Henry Zebrowski?

  DeForvid is going to, he has to play.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Dude, some fucking private, public defender is like, what, what do I gotta do?

• 9:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Is it David? Now let me ask you this question, if your name is David, why don't you spell?

• 9:22Speaker 03

  David. All right, now, do you want me to call you David, or do you want me to call you Dave? Oh, man. You go by Dave, you go by Davy? Little Davy, guy, go Little Davy?

• 9:34Speaker 03

  The problem with the forevid is he's got no one to roll over on.

• 9:37Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he's got no, because he did it.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Because he did it, and he's gonna go to fucking jail for it, and he's gonna very much go to jail, and

• 9:43Speaker 03

  He's gonna be sitting, oh my god, what, him, Keefe, Shug's gonna produce the forevid's new album, From Jail. Keefe D is gonna come, he's gonna do his verse, it's gonna be fucking awesome.

• 9:56Henry Zebrowski?

  That's gonna be amazing. I didn't do it, I didn't do it. I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Nick Ron in the house, y'all!

• 10:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Or Kelly comes in, immediately just going, pay, pay, ain't no crime. Pay, pay, ain't no crime, it comes from God, it's a God liquid.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  This is the after, after, after, after, after party.

• 10:20Henry Zebrowski?

  I can't wait, I can't wait for this album, and it's gonna be really, really good. You know who the forevid needs?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Who?

• 10:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Little scroats.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  All right, so this is something you briefly told me about, tell me about the little scroats.

• 10:33Henry Zebrowski?

  I wanna bring this up because

• 10:34Speaker 03

  We were on vacation.

• 10:35Henry Zebrowski?

  We were on vacation, now, we, I took my mother to Ireland, all right, because that was the whole thing.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  You're a good son.

• 10:40Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm a good son.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  You're a good son, you did it.

• 10:42Henry Zebrowski?

  And she begged, she was always like, okay, that was her whole thing, is that, um, she didn't beg, she did it in a fun, uh, Italian, Polish way of saying, I guess I'll die before going to Europe. And so what we did was, is we got her to Europe.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 10:58Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, so we got her to Europe, we went to Dublin, and what I discovered in Dublin is that there's something happening, and I wanna hear from our Irish listeners. Side stories, L P O T L at gmail dot com, I wanna hear your stories, because I experienced firsthand the new phenomenon that's happening in Dublin called, either lil scumbags, or scroats. They got, they were also called to me, which is packs of boys, like eleven to twelve years old, attacking people on the street. Well, a group of twelve year old boys stabbed a woman to death, the week before that we arrived there.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 11:35Henry Zebrowski?

  They stabbed a woman to death.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Jesus!

• 11:37Henry Zebrowski?

  And then, Natalie and I were walking, and out of nowhere, we got straight up surrounded by children. Uh, we walked, we did a little pub tour, we were, we left our family so we can have an adult time, so we went to go drink somewhere, and we were surrounded by children, and the first thing that did was going, she's with you for your money! She's with you for your money! Like, literally bullying me.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, they're trying to get you to fight them, so you can go to jail, and they won't.

• 12:04Henry Zebrowski?

  They can't.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Jump on you and beat the fucking piss out of you.

• 12:07Henry Zebrowski?

  I, yeah, I know, if it takes like ten twelve year olds to come in, to get me.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  It's like Jim Brown at the end of Mars Attacks.

• 12:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, you have to overcome them all.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Well, he won that fight.

• 12:16Henry Zebrowski?

  He did. I would also talk, but I asked fellow, like, people in Ireland at the time, while we were in Dublin, I was asking people, like, what do you do about the lil scumbags? And they're like, there's a time honored way of handling a lil scumbag. You go, get out of here, you fucking prick! I was like, that's it? They're like, yeah. You tell them to get the fuck out of there, you call them a prick, you call them, and they said a bunch of other words.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so you and Natalie, you're out, you escaped from the family. All right, you're having a nice night, you're dressed like you and Natalie dressed, I imagine she looked great, and you had some blouse on.

• 12:49Henry Zebrowski?

  I looked normal.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, you did?

• 12:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I did a button down shirt on.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  A button down shirt, but it was big and flowy.

• 12:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it was normal.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Is nothing available in Dublin?

• 12:58Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Not from my, not from the eyewear?

• 13:00Henry Zebrowski?

  No, no, no, no. No, everything has to be dismal.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:04Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, it has to be in Ireland.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  You are clearly from out of town.

• 13:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, very much so. Oh, I'm a Los Angeles human being now, everywhere I go.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  And you famously have a short temper. You know, your doctor has said so. Now

• 13:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Fuck you.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  How did you deal in this situation? Were you like, were you like, should I fight these kids?

• 13:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, at first, I was like, I, I kinda was trying to ignore them, and then I kinda

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Because it is kinda funny.

• 13:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, no, I laughed, then I laughed, and so they kinda got more involved with me, and like, as I was laughing, they were trying to circle us more, and then Natalie's like, just fucking don't even react. Just don't react.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  She's correct.

• 13:41Henry Zebrowski?

  That's not what they, that's what they want, because it was, yeah, because like afterwards, truly, I, I did not have an angry reaction, because I was like, it's a child, that's objectively funny.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  One of those could have killed, could have been the old lady killer.

• 13:51Henry Zebrowski?

  I know, oh, I know, but they killed, mostly then, I was asking a young lady that was our bartender, who was Asian, who had come in from out of town, and she said, they really do mostly save their violent attacks for Asian women. They're like, oh, interesting, because it took, an Asian woman was stabbed to death.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Wow!

• 14:07Henry Zebrowski?

  By a bunch of twelve year olds. Yeah, it's really intense, because then I asked the guy, we took a private, we, it stopped over in London, and then we went to Dublin, and then we went from there, and so when we stopped in London, we did a Jack the Ripper tour.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  Oh, that's nice.

• 14:19Henry Zebrowski?

  And truly, one of my favorite things I have

• 14:21Speaker 03

  How romantic.

• 14:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, my god, no, it's for my, it's for my mother. I was like, we wanted to, because I said

• 14:26Speaker 03

  I wanna see where they killed the horse.

• 14:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah, she was like, so the horse slept here? How big were the whores? And so, no, we went, and we went to Whitechapel, and we found a man that would do, because I specifically said, is I wanna do the walk. I wanna walk from every one of the victim points, you could see as far as Jack the Ripper went. Right, so we went all the, all the way through, and our lovely guide, was a very nice man, who kept saying stuff, like, you know, because he was, he had said that he was previously a police officer, and he was, he was lovely, and he was talking about health, because he kept saying, I'm sorry for the neighborhood, and we're like, it's just Indian people. Uh, and he was like, I'm so sorry, you'll have to, this is, yes, this is the more seedy side of London. I was like, it's just, it's just Indian, it's just Indian people, guys.

• 15:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking chill out, I don't know.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  From Los Angeles.

• 15:16Henry Zebrowski?

  You guys all lost your fucking minds. And so, he gets out of the car, he's like so frightened, everyone's so frightened. And so, we're driving around, and he'd taken us through all these, through Whitechapel, and at some point, I just kinda asked him, I was like, so, with things like those little scroats, and scumbags, and all the types, a lot of knife crimes, a lot of terrorism happening in the UK and in Ireland, and I wanted to ask, like, hey, so it's like, so as cops, like, what do you do without guns? He's like, you see, all I, all I need is my baton. And the most powerful weapon that a police officer can use, his voice.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah?

• 15:52Henry Zebrowski?

  And I was like, what does that mean? He's like, listen. Go away!

• 15:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Go away!

• 16:00Speaker 03

  I understand, though, I do, it does work. If people respect, I've yelled at cars, and they've stopped, if you get, if you get in there good enough, die after a good

• 16:08Henry Zebrowski?

  And so then But then I asked him about, it's like, so what do I do if they attack you with a knife? And he's like, always show the underside of your hands, the outside, the top of your hands, because with this, when I'm moving like this, and he moves his arms and whacks on, whacks off, like, then like, they don't know where I'll go, and when the knife comes, it'll stab me in the front of my hand. I was like, that doesn't do anything. And then he was just like, and then also to avert attack, I enter into my defensive crouch. And so, he showed this thing where he puts his hands over his head, and he gets into a crouch, he's like, and then they are forced to only beat upon my back and shoulders, and beat upon the forearms, and beat upon the top of my head. And I was like, you're talking about giving up?

• 16:53Henry Zebrowski?

  You're So one time, I was surrounded by five ruffians, and I entered into my

• 16:58Speaker 03

  That's the times I don't even think of hitting you in the kidneys.

• 17:00Henry Zebrowski?

  They don't even, I can't even imagine, that's, that's unfair. That's unfair play, that's an illegal hit. And so, we were like, what are you talking about? And he said, he gets into his crouch, and he was like, one time, five or six ruffians surrounded me, and as I entered into my defensive crouch, they beat upon my back and my shoulders until they were too tired, and then they left me alone. It's like, you're

• 17:22Speaker 03

  That's talking about like he won the fight?

• 17:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 17:26Henry Zebrowski?

  You just crouched, and they beat the shit out of you.

• 17:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Because they got tired.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Oh, boy, that made me laugh, but yeah, they don't kill people over there like that. Do you, how do you think he would have handled some scroats?

• 17:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Honestly, I think that he would have done with the stern talking to, and he would have made sure they didn't get a lollipop at the barber shop.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:50Henry Zebrowski?

  God fucking knows.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Man, so I, my break, I spent the whole thing, I watched all of Monsters of God immediately. And it was so good, I was, I had dental surgery, and I'm just like, all right, let's fucking, let's Monsters of God it up, I'm on pills, let's rock. And it was wonderful, uh, it was a great show, please watch Monsters of God on HBO, it's so much fun. Uh, but the thing is, I got so excited, because they sold most of the animals, a lot of the animals were sold to the San Diego Zoo.

• 18:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, dude, they're also, every zoo is complicit.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Every single zoo in America had bought fucking multiple animals from these smugglers.

• 18:24Henry Zebrowski?

  I had no idea that they just put them in suitcases.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  Nothing they could do about it, because, because they sold a lot of them to the National Zoo in Washington DC.

• 18:32Henry Zebrowski?

  If they all touch, if they touch any one of the zoos, they're gonna have to go after all of the zoos.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  After the Smithsonian.

• 18:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, dude.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  You know, you can't be fucking with that shit, and so they like, they just like, let it all go, they got the one bad guy from the San Diego Zoo, because San Diego Zoo, they said, took in like three hundred animals

• 18:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, they did.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  From this guy, and so they got like that guy, and he was arrested, and they gave him like, fucking nothing, like, house arrest.

• 18:55Henry Zebrowski?

  The, it is, the guy in that first episode, Hank Monk?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, something like that.

• 19:00Henry Zebrowski?

  What's his name, Hank?

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Maltz or something.

• 19:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Hank, whatever it is, he's a fucking piece of shit.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  When you keep going, he's gonna be like the best

• 19:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Hank Maltz.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Hank Maltz, yeah, that's his name.

• 19:10Henry Zebrowski?

  He's a fucking piece of shit. The way they just kill all these reptiles is really sad.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Wait till you get to the guy from Malaysia.

• 19:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, god.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, Anson, Anson Young.

• 19:18Henry Zebrowski?

  They treat the people real great, I wonder how the fucking reptiles are treated.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  This shit, whole, the whole thing comes down, and it even comes back to the cops, it's a fucking perfectly done story, these guys, these guys don't disappoint. Tiger King, Chimp Crazy, Monsters of God.

• 19:32Henry Zebrowski?

  People are

• 19:33Speaker 03

  They're fucking rock.

• 19:34Henry Zebrowski?

  What, I guess they all say the same thing, that exotic animals not only attract, people that wanna keep them are obviously nuts. In a way, I do understand, the, I know, we know, in our community, we have a lot of snake owners, we have a lot of reptile owners, we have a lot of, like, so

• 19:50Speaker 03

  They've done responsibly, it's a cool thing.

• 19:52Henry Zebrowski?

  It's awesome, yeah, it's just interesting that exotic animals have this sort of, obviously, criminals use them as like, both bartering chips, and as sort of like, fun things to have in their house, like drug lords use them, as sort of like fun things to have, we see zoos use them, zoos use them as a ways to put butts in seats, and people are fascinated with seeing these reptiles, and I understand, they're, they're beautiful, they're mysterious, they're interesting, and I had no idea that they could pack so well.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, dude, people fucking hide them in all kinds of shit, some lady got caught a couple of weeks ago hiding two turtles in her brassiere.

• 20:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Hot.

• 20:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Just in the lagoon for too long. Yeah, I mean, they just had it. They were both like just chewing on their nipples. It's like in loving life.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Oh, man. But so when I went to the San Diego Zoo, I'm like, okay, I gotta ask about this shit. I gotta get to the bottom of this. This is fucking crazy. This is, you know, technically my job. And so I get, I'm walking around the zoo. I take a private tour. You know, I like went and got the special tour.

• 20:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  And, um, and I started asking, by the end of the tour, you know, I figured they'd warm up to me. I'm like, so like, what about the masses of God? And they fucking acted like the show didn't exist.

• 21:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Of course.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  And they had no idea that I was like, I know you really can't talk about it, but there's just still any of those animals. Cause it was 30 years ago.

• 21:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, they're all dead now.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  The guy's been, yeah, I think they're all dead, but some reptiles live forever. If it was any of those turtles, the turtles would have been.

• 21:12Henry Zebrowski?

  But then it's also weird because Hank Malt does take like sort of credit for how many different pythons they, they quote unquote saved because they brought some to zoos that successfully bred them, but it still doesn't matter because you've got them illegally.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  These are the guys who are respons- like directly responsible for.

• 21:31Henry Zebrowski?

  What's going on in Florida?

• 21:32Speaker 03

  South Florida being overrun with fucking lizards and snakes and shit like that.

• 21:36Henry Zebrowski?

  The problem is bringing predatory species from other parts of the world to other places that are highly controlled by their own predatory species and then just letting them go.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  And also anything can live in Florida.

• 21:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Anything can.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Anything could live there. Man, this is just made for it. So, yeah.

• 21:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Amazing.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  But yeah, so, uh, big suggestion, go watch that show.

• 21:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Fascinating.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Fascinating. It is very depressing. If you were, you know, I will say that it is very depressing.

• 22:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, no, Natalie was very sad.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  A lot of dead lizards.

• 22:03Henry Zebrowski?

  A lot of dead. It made Natalie really sad.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  It made Julie really sad. And then by the third episode, she's like, is it ready yet? Is it on? And I was like, haha.

• 22:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I got your fucking ass.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, dude. At the zoo, I can't believe I forgot to tell you about this. Fucking dude, I've watched them. So I'm walking around. We're going to the bonobo cage. Okay. And we're so enclosure. I'm sorry. It's not a cage. And so we're, we're at the bonobo enclosure. And this lady's talking about how smart bonobos are. And then right against the window is like a lady bonobo sitting like this while this dude bonobo is just fucking eating her out, just fucking licking it, licking it, sucking it. And she's like, you know, the, the bonobos they say are very advanced species.

• 22:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah. You're like, yeah, I'm so advanced. I get my pussy eaten at work.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  Just getting fucking rammed.

• 22:55Henry Zebrowski?

  This is my fucking job, you fucking pieces of shit. Quit looking at me.

• 23:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking quit looking at me. Look, I'm trying to get my fucking, my gunch fucking lunch.

• 23:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, man. God bless. God bless. They're the one, again, you're going to their home.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 23:13Henry Zebrowski?

  That's her living room.

• 23:14Speaker 03

  I was a visitor.

• 23:15Henry Zebrowski?

  You were a visitor.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  I was a visitor.

• 23:16Henry Zebrowski?

  You should have been eating her pussy.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  You're right, but I didn't pay enough.

• 23:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep, that's next. That guy says, that's a go. He must be a platinum member.

• 23:25Henry Zebrowski?

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• 27:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Live from your grave. Speaking of platinum members of the local jail, the biggest update this week.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yes.

• 27:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Is that our streets are not safe and even less so are women's butts.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 28:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Kalise Crowder, also known as the Burbank Butt Sniffer, struck again.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Back on the streets.

• 28:11Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, they keep releasing him. They keep fucking releasing him. And this time he went to a marshal's.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  Because the, the crime isn't intense enough to lock him up. There isn't, they need to like write new laws.

• 28:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Something has to be done. Something has to be done. You're literally now, this is year three of him sniffing butts. Okay. Against women's wills.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  It's now national news.

• 28:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yes, very much so. Oh, yes. Uh, he, uh, likes to get down on all fours. That's his thing. He kind of inches slowly towards butts. Sniffs at the butts.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  He was at the big save this time, it looks like.

• 28:49Henry Zebrowski?

  It was a big save. He's also been at the, at the marshals. They say, I guess he did it at both.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:55Henry Zebrowski?

  He's at the marshals. There was also, they, there was when someone, uh, when it started, the viral video, uh, that got famous from him sniffing butts at a Barnes and Noble, which shows at least he's a reader.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, you know, and because as we've made, a lot of people have been making jokes due to his appearance. He's very Shrek like in appearance.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  He's not fat. He's just got the head.

• 29:16Henry Zebrowski?

  He's got Shrek's head. He has the same exact Shrek, Shrek formation.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  He needs better shoelaces.

• 29:20Henry Zebrowski?

  He looks like.

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Always tying his shoes.

• 29:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's cool. He needs Velcro. He needs Velcro. Yeah, yeah. I, you know what it is, is that we've also joked about the fact that he can hear farts.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:32Henry Zebrowski?

  From 25 yards, right? He can really hear them. We now know the science has just come out saying that they believe that women's farts are worse than men's.

• 29:41Speaker 03

  Yes, there is a report that came out, um, in Vice, uh, last year, actually, but it's just getting to us now. Uh, there, there's scientific findings that women have a stinkier fart than men, which I don't believe.

• 29:54Henry Zebrowski?

  That's science. It's across the board is what they're saying. If you look at the median fart smell of women versus men, women's farts, I would say are probably worse because they hide them more.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  They said, they say it's a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide.

• 30:09Henry Zebrowski?

  We let our farts out slowly throughout the day.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Cause I, yeah, I don't hide it.

• 30:13Henry Zebrowski?

  I fart and when I have to fart.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  I fart. As soon as Henry leaves the office, I'm farting that bitch out.

• 30:18Henry Zebrowski?

  I fart when I awaken. I, but. I also leave the room now. I leave the room to fart in front of my wife.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  I try to.

• 30:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I do, I try not to just fart in front of her.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  If she's like asleep.

• 30:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yo, no, I checked to see if she's asleep.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  If she's asleep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he goes, go back to sleep.

• 30:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Shut up.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Go back to sleep.

• 30:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Just to fuck up, yeah.

• 30:38Henry Zebrowski?

  But yeah, the loud, extremely smelly farts of our women seem to be drawing the butt sniffer out of his cage.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  I hope he didn't read this study.

• 30:47Henry Zebrowski?

  I know he did.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  He probably wrote, if he wrote the study, now, what do we do?

• 30:53Henry Zebrowski?

  If he wrote the study.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Scientist.

• 30:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, then that's, he's Mr. Freeze.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  If he.

• 30:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, if he's a scientist, he's Mr. Freeze. He's the villain. Because then he's just like, I simply must discover the source. I simply must get to the netherlands. You know, it's like, I must go. Where is the, yes, they are definitely, they are poo poo. I'm searching for the poo poo orb of, of marshals. The poo poo orb of marshals are somewhere deep inside the butt of this woman that is working security.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  I was talking to someone about it. They're like, how, how does he get caught? How do people know that he's sniffing butts? I'm like, it's pretty clear. They're like, how? I'm like, well, it's like, you know, like in a cartoon, he's like walking to his nose.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  No, when he did. It's like a pie in a windowsill.

• 31:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like Yogi Bear. He floats across the marshals.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  I want to get in your picnic basket.

• 31:48Henry Zebrowski?

  But now it seems that he's being held without bail?

• 31:51Speaker 03

  They have to.

• 31:52Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know, dude.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  They gotta do something.

• 31:54Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know. They don't fucking know.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  Dude I've ever seen.

• 31:58Henry Zebrowski?

  They, he's a registered sex offender. So now every single time he goes in.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Sex offender comes from a different thing. It comes from like when he actually like touched somebody.

• 32:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he does. He's got other charges also. Yeah, I know. He does the whole, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you. Yeah, he's a bad guy. He's a villain.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Tom, he's all, he's everything awful.

• 32:16Henry Zebrowski?

  He's learning how to break all the rules without fully breaking the rules like the President of the United States. He is like a guy that really knows, I was like, but I don't understand, like, like we cover, I show that one video, it turned out to be more of a butt licker. See, butt liquors I get.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, yeah, I've been there. To the place. Butt liquors?

• 32:39Henry Zebrowski?

  It's great. I thought you meant the headspace. Yeah, they're the headspace. Yeah, I could think of, I think about licking butts. Yeah, sure. My sacred wife's. Right? And I do that, but that's also different. All right? That's making love.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's all, it's a whole.

• 32:54Henry Zebrowski?

  This is sniffing butts, which is to me the weirdest one of all, because I feel like of all of them, of all the crimes, it's easy to get a proxy here. That you could buy women's leggings, you could buy women's underwear, you can buy soiled things that smell like things. I, I can guarantee that butt sniffer goes around and offers a woman at a laundromat 250 bucks or some underwear. She's just gonna give it to him. Yeah, he doesn't have money. But he should work on that.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  He should work on that. He should get a better job and, and, and become more responsible human being. You're right.

• 33:26Henry Zebrowski?

  You can't monetize sniffing butts. Can we chemically castrate him, his nose? We could put a face mask on him. No, can we cut his sense of smell off?

• 33:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:35Henry Zebrowski?

  I think we gotta plug it.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  You're not allowed to.

• 33:37Henry Zebrowski?

  We have to use two, like they use for, like, hearing when you put, for, for concert?

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Like ear things? We gotta put up his nose. Yeah, nose plugs. Maybe cement or something. He needs a, he needs like a year mandated nose plug.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Or, yeah, this, yeah, I think a gland removal.

• 33:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Maybe they could just, like, chop off like the scent part.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Know what needs to happen is like some crazy chick needs to be like, oh, you fucking sniffing my butt? And she needs to cut it off in the moment and she'll be fine.

• 34:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Cut off his own, her butt?

• 34:05Speaker 03

  No, his nose!

• 34:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no, leave the butt alone.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Oh, you like sniffing butts?

• 34:11Henry Zebrowski?

  No, no, no. No, I don't sniff my butt ever. I got.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Cut off my own butt and you try and sniff that?

• 34:18Henry Zebrowski?

  No! No! Not your butt! Well, I certainly hope he changes his ways.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Also, um, I'm putting this out there. I don't think there's any chick out there in the world, I'm being sexist, I don't give a fuck, that can fart stinkier than me.

• 34:37Henry Zebrowski?

  I know that for a fact.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  I don't think any of the bitches can fart like I can.

• 34:41Henry Zebrowski?

  We're just talking about the medium. Cause like, I don't think.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  I don't wanna be antagonistic, but fuck that shit.

• 34:45Henry Zebrowski?

  But I don't think my farts smell nearly as bad as your farts.

• 34:48Speaker 03

  No, mine are special.

• 34:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  No, there's something dying in me.

• 34:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's your hope. It's your dreams. A little bit about it, but that's the most important criminal of the week.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:59Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, and he, except for this next criminal, which I am just like, this is one of those like side story stories that kinda got handed to us on a fucking big old platter.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, I think that we should do first,

• 35:14Henry Zebrowski?

  announcing a game show. It's the single easiest job on the face of the planet.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  It really, it's like you have to say 40 words a week?

• 35:25Henry Zebrowski?

  It is.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  That is your job?

• 35:27Henry Zebrowski?

  That job, you have to be such a useless human being except for speaking. I have no idea how you just get this job. Never mind keep this job and have this job be your only job for 20 years.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Right? We now know that the guy that was the Wheel of Fortune announcer.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  Jim Thornton.

• 35:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Guy named Jim Thornton. Uh, never heard of this guy before, right? Didn't know who this fucking idiot was before.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Would you know who the fuck the announcer is for Wheel of Fortune?

• 35:57Henry Zebrowski?

  No, unless you're, we know.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  Don Pardo's the only famous announcer.

• 36:00Henry Zebrowski?

  I will say, no, because they used to have a good one and they used to, and Price is Right used to have a good one. Uh, what's his name? I forgot what his name was. They used to have a good one. And, and then this guy, exactly. Jim Thornton, if you're like unemployed, or if you're like stationed in the military, or if you're, uh, in an insane asylum, you might know Wheel of Fortune really well. You might be a huge fan of this, of these guys, right? Yeah, because Howard Cosell.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  They don't, these guys don't count. These are like sports announcers. Those are.

• 36:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Marv Albert, yeah!

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Game show announcers.

• 36:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, game show announcers.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  Not TV, because TV, yeah, because that's, you know, you can't put this guy in a Howard Cosell, you know, like, yeah, Rod Roddy. That's the guy who is.

• 36:40Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the guy. That's who's the good guy.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Rod Roddy's awesome. I love Rod Roddy.

• 36:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Like that guy, right?

• 36:45Speaker 03

  No one look into Rod Roddy. Just let me keep liking Rod Roddy.

• 36:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Please.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, just like, if you have a name like Rod Roddy, he's probably got some skeletons. Let's face it.

• 36:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, he's dead now, so I think that those skeletons are good and covered and up in dirt.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Rod Roddy's like Dick Dicky.

• 37:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah. Cock, cockers. Yeah, no, it's bad. It's gives you, it gives a bad edge.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  So what'd Jim Thornton do? He's just, so he's just.

• 37:09Henry Zebrowski?

  He was on a plane.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, in his Wheel of Fortune swag jacket, on a chat, in a chat room called lifeline.net. Where it's like, it's lifeline, it's some ridiculous, like, lifeline chat.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:27Henry Zebrowski?

  In which they were discussing, uh, it, apparently it was a, um, website in a chat room, completely filled with pedophiles, fantasizing about the various things that they want to do to boys and girls. And, uh, he was in that chat for 57 minutes on a plane in coach.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Is it in coach?

• 37:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Or at least maybe Delta Comfort. He might be in a comfort.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  Does American have comfort?

• 37:52Henry Zebrowski?

  They do, they do. It's called like, um, uh, I wanna say they call it like Abu Ghraib, or like they have a whole thing that they, there's a whole section where it's like more room. It's called like, uh, it's called Fatty Zone, the Fatty Zone. And so I'm pretty certain, I love the Fatty Zone. And so he was just on this chat bot, right? So this chat room, 57 minutes chatting, he said he did nothing wrong. He gets off the plane.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Why did he do nothing wrong?

• 38:16Henry Zebrowski?

  So, well, he's saying, in his mind, he.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  It's a pedophile chat group.

• 38:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. So, but what Jim Thornton claims he did regularly is that he would go to a thing called chat dot nine eight eight lifeline dot org. Entirely different, uh, website.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  They don't, they don't sponsor the show.

• 38:35Henry Zebrowski?

  No, not anymore. Uh, I, because I just keep calling for suicides. And that's like, that's just, again, that's just on me. That's my personal life, okay? I do the opposite of Jim Thornton, where Jim Thornton said that he had a family member commit suicide. So he would go into these chat, these chat rooms for suicide, people that were having suicide ideation, and he'd talk them down. And that was a little thing that he did every day. It was like a part of his life that he would do.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Better than nine eight eight.

• 39:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yes, Eddie. And because like, again, I'm always going there and say, take more with you. You know, like, get in there, fucking go get more, get more. Oh, why don't you do that on a boat? Oh, why don't you do that in an elevator filled with people? You know, like stuff like that. But he said that that's what he would normally spend his days and that he spoke.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Noble.

• 39:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Noble.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  It's noble. It's something a good man does.

• 39:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Definitely. And so he told the police, all of this is a big old misunderstanding. Nobody knows what they're talking about. They just saw my screen and they just decided that I was talking nasty, right? And the police, they, I guess they took him at his word because they couldn't figure, they couldn't figure out probably in that moment how to do it. You need a warrant to get the laptop. So you need to first, you have to do a lot of different stuff before you can even get at it to search it, all this kind of things. So I'm certain they were like, okay.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  It's him because they all have weird screen names.

• 39:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it takes, oh, you have to set it all up. It's a whole investigation. And so they had to go look at it. They send all the stuff forward to Wheel of Fortune. Wheel of Fortune kinda puts him on hold. And they're like, we're gonna take a look at ourselves. He's immediately fired. So you're like, okay, so that doesn't look good. See, what's happened is, is that TMZ, which is legitimately one of the, uh, they're, they're horrific, if not the single best news source on the face of the planet currently.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  I can't stress enough how much I hate them and how much I rely on them.

• 40:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Mm-hmm. It is true. So he came out and he said he insisted that, um, the, so he said lifeline dot chat was not, it's not unlawful. There's no child pornography on the site. And there's no pedophilic content on the site. Except for the people talking. Yes. Jim Thornton came out and said, you know, the client, his lawyer came out and said that he's never downloaded or consumed child pornography or child CSAM, SC-SAM, whether on, on that commercial flight in May or any other time. But the thing was, is again, is we now have the actual screens that he was, uh, which is fascinating, is a bunch of screens of what he actually said. And we now know that this is to be true.

• 41:11Henry Zebrowski?

  So he, uh, this is, this is, this is like, it's pretty funny in a way.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, his username is Nicholas B. seven seven.

• 41:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he changed his, his little name here, right? And so. This is the kind of what he said, um.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  Someone was asking, wait, you're on a plane right now?

• 41:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Alright, so to the first thing is we're pretty certain is he goes by the name Nicholas B. Seventy-seven. During the dialogue, this is when he, this is from the, uh, this is from page six, right? So this is where we're at now, um, uh, this is, so lifeline.chat is a website which purportedly claims to offer mental health support to individuals with pedophilic thoughts.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Now, is this dark web or is this regular web?

• 41:48Henry Zebrowski?

  I have no idea.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:49Henry Zebrowski?

  It's just regular web. I think you can just go on it, right? I just typed it in, it was just there. Oh, great. Oh, good. You put it in the computer? I had to see what it was.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Great. We researched.

• 41:58Henry Zebrowski?

  We know, it's fine, it's fine. I didn't do it. During the dialogue.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Rob did it.

• 42:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Fuck you. So here we go.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  So is the producer.

• 42:07Henry Zebrowski?

  So Nicholas B. Seventy-seven, this is Jim Thornton's account. He said straight up, uh, he made an innocuous comment, so you could see up top, how Golden Corral is, quote, "Golden Corral is a nice hangout for kids." And I'll tell you, I saw a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl while dining there the day before. And he said, "Oh, it was an all-you-can-eat boyfay." So I don't know how this is, I guess people are just like, "You go, girl." So someone just goes like, "Whoa, wait a second." And out of nowhere, he just wrote, "It's crazy, I'm doing Lifeline from the sky." When someone replied, "Wait, you're on a plane right now? What if someone sees?" User Nicholas B. Seventy-seven wrote back, "Yes, exactly."

• 42:52Henry Zebrowski?

  What if someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen? I love it. I hide the part that says Lifeline, so it's just a few lines. It's a big middle finger to the man who takes away every other enjoyable activity we see elves have.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Also, Lifeline is the only thing that isn't incriminating.

• 43:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  Wordwise in this.

• 43:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh dude.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  You're hiding the one thing that does matter.

• 43:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's kind of interesting because the website itself is not illegal, right? It's not illegal. It's just what they talk about.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  It's a forum.

• 43:23Henry Zebrowski?

  It's a forum. And so he could do all this stuff. So Nicholas, and so someone just said, "I mean, I guess it's not like you're doing anything illegal." LOL. Nicholas B. Seventy-seven responds, "Wait a second, I'll fire up Boy Moment and start looking at the galleries." Hee hee hee hee hee hee. Now, so he knows a child porn website by name.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, just like by Riffic.

• 43:46Henry Zebrowski?

  He's just, and they're all like, "Whoa." And someone warned him then, "Hey, you gotta be, you don't want to be like the guy that got arrested getting off the tube because he had CP as his phone wallpaper." Nicholas B. Seventy-seven said assuredly, "Yeah, right? I mean, truly, the fact that I don't do any of that stuff makes me say, fuck it. Free speech, baby."

• 44:07Speaker 03

  Now, you know, it's crazy. At one point, he says, "Burbank, baby."

• 44:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, someone asked, "Where do you live?" And he names Burbank. He knows that's where the Golden Corral was, where he goes to watch the boyfay.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  And the butt sniffer. He like, might have been in the same room as the butt sniffer at some point.

• 44:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh my god, this is like the Joker meeting up with fucking Tyler.

• 44:28Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the thing.

• 44:28Speaker 03

  This is our neighborhood.

• 44:29Henry Zebrowski?

  The butt sniffer is at least going after full grown women.

• 44:32Speaker 03

  This is becoming a fucking Burbank podcast.

• 44:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, it really is, buddy. It really fucking is. But this guy, um, he was immediately fired. I just feel like, you know what it is? It's the pride in his voice. That's what I don't like. I don't like the, um, he is, well, his wife, Sue Thornton, they've been together for thirty-five years.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  She's quite the boyfay or something.

• 44:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, she really is quite the boyfay. Jim Thornton said he left that page and he hasn't visited since.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 44:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's because he says he knew what it was, right? Uh, and then his wife, just straight up to say, according to Hart, no, we know, this is his attorney. Um, according to Alison Hart, this is Jim Thornton's wife. He is an, he's an active in, in suicide prevention advocacy. He was, quote, "Misdirected to a forum with a similar URL, the forum lifeline.chat, by a, an acquaintance in the suicide prevention space." So he's throwing this on Vanna. When Jim Thornton shares one, it's like, you ask him about this, and like, this idea, it's like, it's not unlawful, the website. No unlawful child porn or other pedophilic content. It is just, it is just what they talk about and what they love.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's what they enjoy, yeah.

• 45:44Henry Zebrowski?

  That's it.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  It's not, it's so, and we have another situation where it's technically not a crime, I guess?

• 45:49Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I mean, I don't know what it is. It's not great. It seems like it's like an unmoderated, like, chat where they're supposed to like, help each other, but then it just ends up being a place where they just do bad things together. The reason why it is an unmoderated blank chat like that is so they can. Yeah. Talk nasty things in it. So it seems to be.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  There is.

• 46:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Not, not, uh, not, it seems to not be a child porn website, but it is in fact, it is a network.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. See, I, you know, there is like a community of non-acting pedophiles who like, get together and have meetings, which I guess is good.

• 46:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Is that the, um, oh, the, uh, they have the one, it's the, uh, what's it, the, uh, the GOP convention?

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:31Henry Zebrowski?

  And so these guys go, but these are, uh, his whole, uh, it's very interesting because it's not even just about non-practicing pedophiles. It's how they get their way towards the stuff. So normally, a lot of, a lot of CP and CSAM is shared via WhatsApp messages. It is literally text to text. And also, I saw a really fucking inappropriate thing that I didn't understand was that they will give money to a charity. And they get all the envelopes from a charity, like, like various, like, international groups. And then they'll just use the envelopes.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 47:08Henry Zebrowski?

  And put CSAM in them and mail it.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  So it looks like, wow.

• 47:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Like, material from a charity.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 47:15Henry Zebrowski?

  It's very sneaky.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  They have to be.

• 47:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, not, but not Jim Thornton.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  No, certainly not sneaky.

• 47:21Henry Zebrowski?

  He's proud about it. He is proud and he's out.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  American Airlines.

• 47:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep, I love the fact.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  Use that group wifi.

• 47:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Boom. You know, at least it shows you, you, uh, just don't, uh,

• 47:34Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know, man. I don't know, buddy. I don't know, man.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  I think that he's got to go away. How's the, um, chat room looking, Rob?

• 47:42Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm not in the chat room, I'm looking at the.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  He only looked a one time.

• 47:46Henry Zebrowski?

  I didn't even open the chat.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  He only looked a one time, he only.

• 47:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Still, I wanted to see if it was still there and it got shut down. Him and Jim Thornton had to investigate the website for about fifty-seven minutes in order for them to know.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  Jim Thornton is a hero.

• 48:00Henry Zebrowski?

  He's a hero. Exactly what happened to Pete Townsend. It's just what happened to Pete Townsend.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right, I forgot about that.

• 48:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's because he, he, uh, he's, because let's just say Pete Townsend, he's not really on the tip of the tongue of modern pop culture.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Who?

• 48:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Exactly.

• 48:17Henry Zebrowski?

  You fuckers. You fucking idiots. You know, because like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not supporting Peter Ta, Pete Townsend. I don't even know all the details, but I'm not. Again. Yo, he won't.

• 48:29Henry Zebrowski?

  I thought that he just lit a weiner's. I thought the grown men would lit a weiner's.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  He only likes to have sex in teenage wastelands.

• 48:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Teenage waistlines. Teenage waistlines.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Um, let's see, what else is happening?

• 48:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Here we go.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  We got the.

• 48:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Alright, now this story's also fucked. Here's another fucked up story, and I want to get your reaction on this story. Oh, I will say also, just speaking of, I did get, I have been receiving many reactions from people when I've been asking for them, and they've been awesome. When you guys send me reactions, like even a lot of the stuff I learned through the Lancy, Clancy trial reactions, ends up after the fact, like, truly, like, thank you. Always send us great stuff. Good stuff.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Alright, this next one is another one of those. So this, this story came across my desk. It is not really all the way out there, and I'm not quite certain what's going on, but I want to know if you have any personal connections to this.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 49:30Henry Zebrowski?

  So this comes out of Philadelphia. A guy by the name of Raymond R.C. Horsch, that was a, I guess he was a pornographer. He made erotic art. He made a lot of sadomasochistic pictures and stuff, which is, again, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's all like, you can get into a weird nebulous area. And this guy kind of had a life devoted to kind of like the seedier side of the world. He was arrested several times. He was arrested for drug trafficking. He was arrested for counterfeiting, which to me are just fun ju, those are fun crimes.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:02Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, uh, but he, uh, it seems he might have been a multiple murderer, if not a serial killer. So this is a, this story is developing. Uh, his son, uh, so he died. So R.C. Horsch, the full disclosure, he died in twenty twenty-five.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:18Henry Zebrowski?

  He died in his eighties. He died of a pulmonary embolism. And his son, who is, um, legitimately looks like a villain out of a Paul Verhoeven movie, uh, was arrested, living in this old house that they all shared together in the Kensington area of Philly. And those of you don't know, Kensington's kind of fucked up, right? Kensington's super, it's a rough neighborhood.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, so they kind of worked, I want to say sort of like, out of the way. A lot of people didn't even know what was going on in that house. And so this guy was, the son was arrested. What they believe was like, a lot of different, like, they said weird liquids, weird materials, uh, stuff that they didn't recognize in the house, and drugs. Like, they had a bunch of weird, like.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Do you know why they even like, went to the house?

• 51:04Henry Zebrowski?

  It was a call, so there was the, they're scouring the sewers beneath the Philadelphia house. The house that R.C. Horsch died in.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 51:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Because they were looking for the, for information on two missing women that were last heard of connected to this address. Eugene Horsch was arrested, uh, on the, uh, they said that he collected a trove of hazardous chemicals, along with this, some other evidence. So they basically came and they believe that he was also had drugs in the house.

• 51:31Speaker 03

  So if I get this correct here, this is still very much developing, of course. But, um, so was he trying to like, dispose of the evidence his father left behind?

• 51:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Essentially, it seemed like he was doing that. And so a note that was found on a drum setup and a thread, there's like a little gallon drum inside the house, that said.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Oh, not like fun drums, like a drum, like a Jeffrey Dahmer drum.

• 51:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Jeffrey Dah, that is a fun drum, like that drum. I thought you meant like a fun drum, like Pete Townsend's drums.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  No, that's Keith Boone.

• 52:02Henry Zebrowski?

  He's a guitarist.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  He's next.

• 52:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Drugs. So, acting on emotion, according to this note that was found, acting on emotion is where problems occur. What I don't think I told you was the first time it was planned ahead of time. The threat was made before you know who came over, and I already had a two-foot zip tie in my pocket and a drum set up. I had been ready and waiting, and I damn sure showed no hesitation. And it was fun. So, he might have been hiding all of this stuff. So, all of this investigation, so, this is when it started. So, Eugene Horsch was fighting with his girlfriend in a, it was overheard in a, at a park. He was outside of Independence

• 52:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Hall. A park ranger overheard an argument where he was saying, the woman was heard saying, "Oh, my god, you're gonna hurt me." And the guy got involved, he checked on them, and then law enforcement agencies came, they checked on him, and they got, the woman had a fake ID, and so they took the fake ID, or an ID, they did sort of look like her, but didn't, and they looked at it, and they realized it was the name of one of the missing women that had been missing for a bunch of years.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  So, he gave her the ID because she kind of looked like one of the chicks he killed?

• 53:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, and so she-

• 53:15Speaker 03

  This is an insane story.

• 53:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Dude, this story's fucking huge. It's huge. That's why it's like the very, very beginning of it. And so, she told police that she had used these ID because she was trying to get away from some other arrest warrants. Obviously, she had been in a bit of trouble before.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:29Henry Zebrowski?

  But, she said, "I don't know this missing lady, but I'm pretty certain one of those fuckers did something to her." So, the cops, she kind of like fled on them. They led, they were led to the felon's house, where they found all these weird stuff. So, they found, like, it was 120 pieces of ballistics evidence, narcotics, disturbing unsat, the disturbing unsigned letter, and also, there was another talking about, like, all this weird stuff talking about Ted Bundy, blah, blah, blah. He was cuffed on firearms and drug charges. And so, they're still kind of figuring out all this of the chemicals, but Eugene came forward and said, "All this other stuff belongs to my fucking dad." Cut to, almost a year later. They now know for a fact that he killed people.

• 54:12Speaker 03

  Eugene?

• 54:12Henry Zebrowski?

  RC, the father.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 54:14Henry Zebrowski?

  So, RC Horsch, they found what seems to be one of the first recorded actual evidence of a snuff film, in terms of, well, it's a, it's a woman being murdered on tape. What makes it a snuff film is if it was sold for profit.

• 54:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 54:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Right? We don't know if he did that or not, because he was doing that. He was doing a lot of hardcore pornography.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Did he make it, or did he buy it?

• 54:39Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he's in it.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  He's in it.

• 54:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Strangling a woman to death.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  Okay, so he is the co-star.

• 54:44Henry Zebrowski?

  He is the star of it. And so, now it's about whether or not he actually sold this stuff, and this mystery is just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. They're connecting him right now. It's like, I want to say, as of this listening and what I've read, it's at like, three to four bodies.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 54:59Henry Zebrowski?

  And they're looking for evidence of this, and it could be way more. And it could be a huge, he, this could be a literal house of horrors.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is gonna be a real episode.

• 55:07Henry Zebrowski?

  And the worst part about this guy is that he looks so evil, and in his-

• 55:10Speaker 03

  He looks evil. He looks like a fun, bad guy in a movie. I don't know, I hate that he looks kind of like fun.

• 55:18Henry Zebrowski?

  You know what he does is that, he does a disservice to other guys that look evil, but are really, really nice. Because like, a lot of the guys that I know, the most evil-looking, craziest-looking motherfuckers on the face of the planet, you know, Large Humongous?

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Truly the nicest man on the face of the planet. Love, like, Large's an incredible artist, goes to Portland, was just his birthday, he's doing a bunch of great stuff, but he's the sweetest, nicest man in the whole world, but he himself is frightening. Right? The RC Horsch does bad for things-

• 55:45Speaker 03

  But he's got panda shirts. Scared to look, people, scary to look at.

• 55:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, because maybe the most villainous mugshot I've ever seen, though.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Besides Tammy Hall- But he's cute. He's making a fun, cute, winky-eyed, or is he just deformed and I think it's cute?

• 55:57Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's, he's doing that on purpose, and that was for his drug charging, when he got caught with weed.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, yeah, so he was having fun.

• 56:04Henry Zebrowski?

  He was being cool then. And so, he was kind of, he was kind of a fun, but he did a bunch of horrible stuff. He's also maybe connected to one of his, his wife went missing. He also had a, one wife for a long time, they got divorced, another wife, and she went missing, so they believe that she's also on the list. This story is just beginning.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  We gotta talk to that grave robber they just caught in Philadelphia. The guy who had all those fucking weird bodies in his fucking basement. That ain't far from there.

• 56:27Henry Zebrowski?

  I know, that guy wasn't in Philly.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was.

• 56:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, the guy that we covered?

• 56:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I mean, Philly, you know what it is interesting about all this part of the world is that, I love all of these really, I know so many awesome, intense artists and photographers and people like, and models and stuff that kind of live in this world and are in this very, very part of the world. So, like, I feel bad that these guys are corrupting it, because I love weirdos with weird stuff. Weirdos with weird stuff are my favorite people. I'm one.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:59Henry Zebrowski?

  So, it's like, I want to, I want to support weirdos with weird stuff.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you can't take it to the next level.

• 57:05Henry Zebrowski?

  I know, but that's, you can't just start making the stuff, guys.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  No, yeah.

• 57:09Henry Zebrowski?

  You can't make the stuff.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Don't, yeah, or don't watch the stuff. There's difference, you know?

• 57:13Henry Zebrowski?

  There's a difference.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  There's, you know, there's always, go watch horror movies.

• 57:16Henry Zebrowski?

  There's another guy over in the, in, I want to say it's in Wisconsin, that's an Ed Gein superfan. He was stalking a woman for 13 years, and eventually, he got arrested, and they found like, all this kind of stuff in his house. He had, like, you know, he was obsessed with this woman, they arrested her for stalking. He had a representative of her on a life-sized doll, like, one of those giant silicone dolls, that had a spike choker on it, and he put a wig that looked just like her, but then he put a picture of her on the wall, so he could fuck her while he's looking at the picture of her on the wall. And then he had a piece, he said it a jar, he had a piece of John Wayne Gacy's brain, but I think somebody fucking ripped him off.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, someone stole, yeah, yeah. It's like, people sell you like, pouches of Jerry Garcia's ashes.

• 57:57Henry Zebrowski?

  I think it's somebody ripped him off.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:59Henry Zebrowski?

  But he had a bunch of other bad stuff.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Man. So, this is, I feel like, gonna be a full episode whenever the story finishes.

• 58:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories, L P O T L at gmail dot com. Do you know anybody?

• 58:10Speaker 03

  Send this shit to us. This is insane.

• 58:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Because I believe I had one friend that did have some tangential relationship to him. Because, we've all done, we've been saying this for years, photographers are never photographers. Unless they're in magazines.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  What are you talking about?

• 58:26Henry Zebrowski?

  A photographer telling you, "Hey, come over my house, I want to do some art shots."

• 58:29Speaker 03

  I was like, Mindy Tucker's a photographer.

• 58:31Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what I mean. Unless you're an actual capital P photographer. If the guy just has an Instagram page, he's not, you just, just make sure you got somebody with you.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Make sure you always got somebody with you. I've always asked all my model friends about what they do, and they all say the greatest deterrent, unfortunately, is bringing another big fucking horrific man.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a photographer like my dog's a writer.

• 58:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, and guess what? But your dog does essentially write.

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, she helps. She does help. I like her. But yeah, um, wow. So, but we don't even know, Eugene could be an accomplice at this point.

• 59:05Henry Zebrowski?

  No fucking idea yet.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  Right?

• 59:07Henry Zebrowski?

  No idea. It sounds like he mostly-

• 59:08Speaker 03

  He had to have known.

• 59:10Henry Zebrowski?

  I think that-

• 59:10Speaker 03

  It's in his house.

• 59:11Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm gonna put it in this way.

• 59:12Speaker 03

  He can throw it out.

• 59:13Henry Zebrowski?

  It sounds like he's the kind of guy that thought it was real cool that his dad murdered a bunch of people.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  Seems like it.

• 59:21Henry Zebrowski?

  And that he used it as a sort of a flex.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  All I know is, keeping a snuff film, like, you get rid of it the moment your father dies. Like, do you not feel any guilt having it in your home?

• 59:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, I don't think he knew he had it.

• 59:35Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 59:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Who knows? Who fucking knows? I think at some level, you're just, he's so lost in the sauce, and whatever drugs he's on, and whatever fucking skis he's doing, god knows what crimes he's just guilty of. So, I think at that point, he's like, maybe he even thinks he's so much better than his dad, because he never killed anybody.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  I tell you what, this is a good week to buy property in Kensington.

• 59:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, it is, my friend. No, and dig it out, also, I was having a conversation, I went with my, I went with Sina to a, this Japanese-American cultural, like, moment, and we were, we got fucking hammered, ruined everybody's time.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:08Henry Zebrowski?

  But I was talking to two-

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  How Japanese.

• 1:00:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Lovely Japanese men. And we were getting really into the idea of like, you know, all we have to do now is invest in the new climate change adaptability measures.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:00:21Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the new way to make money now, is stuff that will lift cities into the skies and make water nice.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Well, that's, you know, that's what Shaq says. You gotta find what people are gonna need and invest in that.

• 1:00:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep, dick-sucking machines.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Piece of shit now.

• 1:00:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he's a fucking piece of fucking shit.

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• 1:01:18Henry Zebrowski?

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• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  Live from Northridge. Oh my god, so yeah, three people died at Burning Man. There's a foster mom who tried to sell her child for, a foster child for a monkey.

• 1:05:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Listen, you don't sell, you don't buy a monkey, you rent one.

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Oh, these fucking horrible cops shot Hee Haw, the donkey. We saw that, these guys, these fucking monsters, you know, they came, they showed up at this property, and there was this cute little, like, petting zoo donkey ran at them, and they clipped it in the fucking head.

• 1:05:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:05:25Speaker 03

  That's all they think they know how to do.

• 1:05:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I just don't understand, it's just a little donkey.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's, well, it is a little, it is just a little donkey, but they, there are some police officers, and I have to make this assumption, because with the number of 30 dogs a day in America being shot by the cops, I have to assume that some cops just like killing animals.

• 1:05:42Henry Zebrowski?

  And I think that they are very scared. Cops are really, really quite scared.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they'll shoot the cutest little thing they can see.

• 1:05:52Henry Zebrowski?

  They are real jumpy these days.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Real fucking jumpy. And I think that that's, uh, it just speaks to how weak a lot of departments have become.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Because if you can't stand up to a baby donkey.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  You can't be a cop.

• 1:06:06Henry Zebrowski?

  You shouldn't be a police officer.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  It's a petting zoo donkey.

• 1:06:08Henry Zebrowski?

  If you're that excited and that scared by a petting zoo little baby donkey, you shouldn't have a gun.

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  Now, I will say, I'm not sticking up for these cops, because I hate them, and I think they should be put on leave because they shot a cute little donkey named Hee Haw. But, donkeys can be dangerous.

• 1:06:24Henry Zebrowski?

  If his name was Adolf Hitler, would it be okay?

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, I still, he'd be the cutest little donkey named Adolf Hitler.

• 1:06:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Very cute.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  If he, if he had like a bunch of other donkeys following him, then I'd be worried.

• 1:06:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but like, oh my god, he's gaining strength. He's their charismatic leader.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  Now, speaking of Adolf Hitler, in Germany, there was a story of a German donkey that was on the loose, and, um, these, uh, these people tried to, uh, they stopped, they wanted to get the, save the donkey. And so they were like, there was this like 33-year-old chick, and she's like, "Hey, donkey, come in my car, come in my car." And the donkey, like, actually came into her car, and they just beat the shit out of her.

• 1:07:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, man.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  Bit the fuck out of her, kicked her a bunch.

• 1:07:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Not every donkey's cool.

• 1:07:09Speaker 03

  Not every donkey's hee-haw.

• 1:07:10Henry Zebrowski?

  And guess what, yes, but I'm talking about, they don't need to shake, they don't need to shoot a baby donkey.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  They certainly don't need to shoot.

• 1:07:17Henry Zebrowski?

  You really, I, cause like, how do I say it? You can kick it.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Just fucking kick it in the head! I think it was dark too, so like, it came running at them in the dark, and they just got scared. Yeah. It's just bullshit, honestly. They shouldn't have been in the pasture.

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  No, they had to hop a fence.

• 1:07:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the, that's the main issue here.

• 1:07:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Just kick it.

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Next time, you don't even gotta light, you gotta fucking, cause you gotta fill out a bunch of paperwork, you fucking idiots.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  Or if it's your, if you're at a farm investigating something, know that there's animals around.

• 1:07:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's a petting zoo. Unbelievable.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  So, we love you, Hee Haw.

• 1:07:52Henry Zebrowski?

  We really do.

• 1:07:53Speaker 03

  Well, it's.

• 1:07:54Henry Zebrowski?

  As long as he's not guilty of any crimes.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  Do we have any new listener mail stings?

• 1:07:59Henry Zebrowski?

  I do, I have a really good one from a few weeks ago, when Henry asked for a very particular type of a stinger.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  What was it again? I forget, the moment I walk out the room, I forget.

• 1:08:07Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm not even gonna tell you, I'm just gonna play it.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  Oh, I know what this one is.

• 1:08:10Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm just gonna play it, and you guys can hear it, alright?

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna listen up, I'm gonna write on the news. Maybe it's true, my real fear. Yeah! And you'll listen for a sound. It's his, it's his. And it's gonna make you say, "Wow." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Man. Talented motherfuckers.

• 1:09:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Fuck yeah, dude.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  Hell, that was awesome. Man, I listen to all of these listener emails, they all sound so good, they're fucking awesome, I'm really enjoying all of it. And it just makes me think that, like, there's so many talented people out there, why do certain people get it and others don't?

• 1:09:31Henry Zebrowski?

  What do you mean?

• 1:09:33Speaker 03

  I mean, that guy, that was perfectly, that should be on the radio.

• 1:09:35Henry Zebrowski?

  That's great, he's, well, cause it's about.

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  Submit listener mail to, oh, MTV's gone.

• 1:09:39Henry Zebrowski?

  No, yeah, it's because it's nepo babies. I should give them credit, that was Brandon Coin and the Barbarians from San Diego. Fucking great.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck, I was just down there!

• 1:09:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Check them out, check them out. Fucking great.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah, let us know if you're ever in LA, I'll totally go and check out your show, but I wanna hear listener mail live!

• 1:09:54Henry Zebrowski?

  That is just, I, I wanna hear that song live. That was fucking sweet.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Man, this is great, do we have more of them lined up? Should we request a new genre?

• 1:10:05Henry Zebrowski?

  I know, I love that butt rock, man. I got a couple more still in the can here, but, um, you guys can do whatever you want.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Oh, man, well, I mean, or, well, maybe I'd give them something to just think about, and then they could, uh, and see what, see what comes back.

• 1:10:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:10:18Speaker 03

  I've been, I've been listening to a lot of, like, uh, Hawaiian music, you know, I've been listening to a lot of, a lot of Hawaiian music, a lot of, you know.

• 1:10:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you did get very.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  I got, I'm getting, yeah, Cal, I've also done, really, the Cal Trader, you know, some, yeah, some vibraphone.

• 1:10:33Henry Zebrowski?

  He loves vibraphone, man.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Really, I mean, Mel Jackson's.

• 1:10:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you're just talking about, like, that's the hardest music in the world.

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is pretty hard. So, let's see what these people got. There's a vibraphone player out there who, um, listens to this show, um, hit me up, I might, uh, be interested in having you, um, come on stage with me, because that could be fun.

• 1:10:50Henry Zebrowski?

  That is cool.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, vibraphone.

• 1:10:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, well, the guy that had, the guy that got arrested for stalking, that's kinda hilarious, his name was Benjamin Larson.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  Oh, look at that. This is more of us.

• 1:10:59Henry Zebrowski?

  All of you, you fucking idiots.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  EN or ON?

• 1:11:02Henry Zebrowski?

  ON.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  Ah, shit. Those ENs, you really can't trust that much.

• 1:11:09Henry Zebrowski?

  No.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  And the ones with two S's, whoo, whoo, whoo.

• 1:11:12Henry Zebrowski?

  That's your fucking good, that's real, that's real Swedish. Swedish one, yeah.

• 1:11:16Speaker 03

  Real Swedish. See, I'm not one of them. My father changed his name. I'm supposed to be Liv Schultz.

• 1:11:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I know, we should take it back, man.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  Live Schultz? Go, change it back to Liv Schultz?

• 1:11:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  If anything, I'll do it to my mom's maiden name, Gorski.

• 1:11:28Henry Zebrowski?

  That's a good one. That is a good one, we've used that for years. Yeah. You can hyphenate it. We use Gorski as our favorite, that's like our favorite fake name.

• 1:11:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Lifsket Gorski.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Liv Schultz.

• 1:11:38Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm sorry. You prick. God, I'm good. Alright, let me read some of these. So, here we go, this was, uh, I was, this is one of those I just wanted to hear about, I guess, I had asked about this a while ago, and now I wanna see what this says.

• 1:11:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:11:51Henry Zebrowski?

  About turning Jewish into jail.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  Oh, Liv Schultz.

• 1:11:54Henry Zebrowski?

  "I was in county jail after a night of disorderly drunken conduct and soon realized that without bail money, I would be sitting there for a little while." One of the few things you can do in county jail is make your time there a little more comfortable is to request a special diet.

• 1:12:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:12:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Usually vegetarian, since there is absolutely no telling what they pass off as meat in these institutions. However, the kosher diet seemed to have pretty much all that I needed. Hard-boiled eggs for raw protein, fresh vegetables, tortillas passed off as flatbread. Still not fine dining, but still better than the other slop.

• 1:12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. However, the only catch is if they claim some sort of belief system and make a good reason, or staff would deny your diet request. Because, you know, they do this, uh, same thing, this is a hack too for planes. If you want a fresh, a fresher meal, get a kosher meal.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:12:46Henry Zebrowski?

  So I'm a white boy. I don't know enough about Muslims, except that they really do click up and are just as much of a presence as whites, blacks, or Mexicans, you know? Typically in jail, you just stay with your own color, unless you have a reason not to, or like Henry says, you're funny. See, I think I'm hilarious, so when I had to tell the jail staff I was Jewish, I thought it would be a good punchline for a few jokes. So pretty much everybody in the tier thought I was Jewish. Not really a problem. There was only one other Jewish guy and he was a strung-out drug dealer. That is until I got into a fistfight and thrown into the hole. Probably was because of cards. Now, the hole is just a long corridor of two-man cells and you have to stay there until your discipline is up, usually about a week or so.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  The shoe.

• 1:13:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. What's totally crazy though is that this is the very start of the conflict in Gaza, right after the first bombings, and literally nobody would shut up about it. When I got sent into the hole, they put me, the one Jew, with another guy who happened to be the only Muslim currently in the hole. He was also a serial killer. He showed me his paperwork as his customer. And yep, surely enough, 14 murder charges, three while in custody. He had recently been paroled a couple of years prior, but had come back on a domestic dispute with his girlfriend who was almost a quarter his age. Really nice guy, though. The most considerate cellmate I've ever had. Generous, affable, and loved to have friendly conversations over back-to-back games of backgammon. Overall, zero animosity between Jews and other races in prison,

• 1:14:10Henry Zebrowski?

  because there really isn't any presence. Sorry for being so long-winded, but I hope this helps.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Well, he obviously didn't talk to any fucking Nazis.

• 1:14:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, well, you know, that's everything he kept us to the other side.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. You know, I love Ground News. It's a good, it's a good website. And they, they just released something a couple of hours ago. It says, uh, they have proof that, uh, the UAE president, uh, told Netanyahu 10 days before the attack that it was gonna happen.

• 1:14:35Henry Zebrowski?

  No way.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. And how cool is that?

• 1:14:37Henry Zebrowski?

  That's not a problem. No problems there, right? We're just gonna move on. We're just gonna move on. My encounter with the shimmer man.

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:14:47Henry Zebrowski?

  I've had a few, a few experiences in life that I can't explain. I also tend to stir things up. Sometimes it seems in certain settings I, I go. I love the world you all discuss, discuss, the, the occult, cryptids, UFOs, but at heart, I'm a lifelong skeptic, really. I've always questioned these things, as I clearly hear you all do all the time, but a handful of experiences just seem to lack one. Like, like this following story. My earliest one, I do believe. I was about six, seven years old. I remember you all talking about a certain sighting people have reported that I believe I witnessed on this day. Henry called it a "the shimmer man" or "the glimmer man." It resembles Predator when he's in a cloak form.

• 1:15:32Henry Zebrowski?

  You can sort of see it, but it's blurred or fuzzy, like someone not fully in focus, or maybe in this plan or in this dimension. Like I said, I was a child. I was at my great-grandfather's house, a house that has a long history. We have found records there that the land was once shared by our relatives along with the freed black family that lived across the field. We didn't own them. They were free people, but they couldn't own land due to the laws of the time. We seemed to share the land and the crop yield with one another. Another part of the land, just behind the main house, my great-grandfather used to use as his furniture workshop, which is what he made. It used to be a stagecoach shop and a post office on the old Great Wagon Road that ran through North Carolina.

• 1:16:13Henry Zebrowski?

  This particular stretch was out in the Moravian Bohemian immigrant-settled area of Forsyth County, just outside Winston-Salem. So it was summer. I was a child playing outside. And between the house and the old stagecoach house slash workshop, I saw a figure. It was the outline like I mentioned above, just as others have described. I watched it move towards the cellar door on the back of the house. It looked right at me and stopped. That's when I had a feeling take over me, like it was talking to me, asking if I was coming, as I walked towards it. It started moving again through the door. I opened them and I looked down the steps to catch the faint movement still of the figure and what direction that it went.

• 1:16:59Henry Zebrowski?

  So I followed. Even thinking of how curious I was and how I just followed it makes the hair stand up on my arms and neck, just thinking and writing this. I've never told the story to anyone, really, but my partner. But when you guys talked about this, I brushed it off. I may even try to convince myself that it wasn't the same. But it kept eating at me.

• 1:17:18Henry Zebrowski?

  So I go through this dark area of the basement, and now I can see a ways ahead now, maybe 20 feet. In one area, some light comes in from a window and I see a figure crouch at a hole in the wall, and then just like fade, blur away. I go to the hole. There are little tiny kittens in there. Again, I have this weird feeling of being talking to telepathically comes over me, and this feeling voiced something communicated like this to me. See? I told you that you'd like what I had to show you, kind of feeling. So hard to fully explain. Maybe it isn't. My parents let me keep one of the kittens once they were old enough to be weaned and leave their mom.

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  And it was delicious.

• 1:17:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Yum, yum, yum. And when we sprouted it, it, it definitely, I can't believe it sprouted, we planted that. It was amazing. The kitten I picked was the smallest one. She was my childhood cat, and seriously, from six or seven-year-old to me going off at college and maybe 20, 21 years old, she was there for it all. She was a sweet cat. I didn't tell anybody how I found those kittens that day, except my current partner. He's a big fan, too. And this was well into my 30s and after we'd been together for some time. But it had been after that we heard Henry and had discussing it on Side Stories. I don't believe that I witnessed that day and wanted to harm me. But if memory serves me correctly, I think others have witnessed the same type of being. Also seem to protect or some kind of guardian of animals, natures, sometimes when it's connected to it.

• 1:18:39Henry Zebrowski?

  I found that connection odd as well with my own experience.

• 1:18:42Speaker 03

  So basically, these cats were abandoned by their mama, and they wanted those ghosts to do it, and they wanted to show this person, so the kittens didn't die?

• 1:18:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I want to have cats.

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  Didn't want the kittens to die and become little kitten ghosts.

• 1:18:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Something. That's fascinating, right? It's a nice one. It's a nice ghost story.

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  I like a nice ghost. I don't see, you don't hear those as often. It's always like a scary ghost story. It's never like, guys, my friend.

• 1:19:03Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I like a nice ghost story, and it's nice, because I think sometimes with the nice ghost stories, they're a little bit more believable than the mean ones.

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Because I think more people are kind of like, if it's nice, it's, it kind of is more memorable.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, the only mean ghosts are like murderers, right?

• 1:19:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Some types. You be mean old bitch mom.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  Oh, for sure.

• 1:19:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking old bastard.

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, like FDR's mom.

• 1:19:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that fucking bitch.

• 1:19:26Henry Zebrowski?

  I fucking bitch if I could get my fucking hands on her. I don't know anything about her.

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  She's deep.

• 1:19:31Henry Zebrowski?

  She only half a pussy. Thank you guys so much for listening to the show. Live every day, wondering what half of your pussy works.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:19:41Henry Zebrowski?

  You can love knowing the fact that you hope it's the top half so that you could make an incredible president, and not just the bottom half, because then it's Spider-Man, right? But not without, not with the powers. He's got the extra legs. And then you can laugh all your way to dropping off your spider-legged child to the orphanage, because you don't want to deal with it.

• 1:19:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a good point, Henry.

• 1:20:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Thank you.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  You got any 9/11 plans?

• 1:20:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  What are you doing?

• 1:20:04Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm going to have a big plate of shawarma.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Well, I'm gonna be on an airplane going to Washington, DC.

• 1:20:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow, your favorite.

• 1:20:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna be at the DC Improv all weekend. Come and see me.

• 1:20:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yay.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  I got my buddy Evan Rossi with me from Tallahassee, and Julie's gonna host the shows. They're gonna be a lot of fun. They're at the DC Improv. Then the following weekend, basically, I'm on the road like every weekend at the Halloween. Um, so, and then Henry's with me most of the time as well. In Norfolk, Norfolk, Virginia.

• 1:20:38Henry Zebrowski?

  I'll be in Norfolk.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  Come and see us. That's gonna be September 18th, Norfolk, Virginia.

• 1:20:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Norfolk, Virginia.

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  It's gonna be at the Attucks. And then Raleigh, North Carolina, the following day, September 19th. Uh, we're gonna be at the Martin Marietta Center for the Performing Arts. That's gonna be Side Stories as well. And then the following, and then two weeks after that, I'm gonna be in Milwaukee.

• 1:21:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow, Milwaukee.

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  That's right, yeah. I'm gonna be at the Laughing Tap with Logan Metz again and Tom Goss.

• 1:21:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, fun.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  We're gonna have some fun there. Then I'm gonna be in Denver, right after that, on October 4th. My first show sold out at the Comedy Works. They put, they put, I got a second show.

• 1:21:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, great.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  So good tickets to the later show that same night. It's gonna be a lot of fun. It's my birthday, too.

• 1:21:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, go.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  Celebrate my birthday with me in Denver. I got a cool, Julie's gonna be hosting, but I think I got, I got a line on a really cool, uh, opener.

• 1:21:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Ooh, how is, how be, uh, how different are your two shows gonna be?

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  Uh, they're not gonna be that much different, but I got a lot of new stuff I'm working on. That was the one thing I did over break, because I thought about my stand-up a lot. And I got a lot of new shit I'm working on.

• 1:21:40Henry Zebrowski?

  That's great.

• 1:21:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So come and see me. I'm gonna work on it this weekend, and, uh, we're, I got a lot of shows coming up. Uh, it's gonna be a blast. And after that, Henry and I are gonna go to Hartford, uh, on October 11th. And October 9th. God, I've been wanting to cross this venue off my fucking list for so long. The Warsaw in Brooklyn. I can't wait to do Side Stories with you there.

• 1:22:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Can't fucking wait, dude. We'll be in Brooklyn all week, man.

• 1:22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're gonna be there all week, having a lot of fun, going to lots of places and doing our thing.

• 1:22:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Cannot fucking wait.

• 1:22:09Speaker 03

  Rob's gonna be there, right?

• 1:22:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  You're gonna come around there?

• 1:22:12Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm coming.

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, come kiss Rob at the show.

• 1:22:15Henry Zebrowski?

  If you're a big old man. If he's a big old, big old man. Come on, we're selling him. Rob's for sale. Come on out for cash. Cash money. You'll do it by the hour.

• 1:22:29Speaker 03

  Oh, we love you guys. Thank you so much for listening to Side Stories. We'll talk to you next week.

• 1:22:34Henry Zebrowski?

  We're back, baby.

• 1:22:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, we ain't fucking going nowhere. They can't take us out.

• 1:22:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Hail, Satan.

• 1:22:39Speaker 03

  Hail, um, Cal Trader, because I'm really into his music right now.

• 1:22:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Great.

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