Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna lose gravity for seven seconds.

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Wait, really?

• 0:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why?

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm so excited about it.

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  Are we gonna float? Wait, do we?

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you need gravity to exist.

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  That's okay.

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, but you're gonna float, dude.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  I think I'll be good.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Maybe not poor because you have wings.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  But, right, no.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  No, Earth will not lose gravity.

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  The claim is a viral hoax, or it's reading from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. Okay.

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  I love how like a week ago, he's like, you're on TikTok too much. I'm on TikTok too much? You think the Earth is gonna lose gravity?

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  For seven seconds. For seven seconds.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be indoors.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  Just in case.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Just in case, dude. Because it's like, I know where I'm gonna be standing too, in my house, where has the lowest roof?

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be on the lowest roof.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  It leveled, right?

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Pushed back.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, I have pillows and stuff, so I go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I hit the ceiling. All right, I'll lay down for a second, I go whoa, whoa, whoa, and I'll be hit the bed.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:40Speaker 05

  You heard the latest internet conspiracy theory? Apparently, Earth will lose gravity for a whole of seven seconds.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  This is what you're watching? This is your family.

• 1:49Speaker 05

  Apparently, have you heard? To it? Of course not.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it doesn't work that way.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't work that way.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea it didn't work that way. What I'm saying?

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  There would be a red level.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying to you is that be prepared.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  Why am I be prepared?

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Because of the fact that you don't know what's gonna happen August 12th. I would hate for you to be in the sky.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  You really care about it.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you fell down hard?

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  Hurt.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to find you.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  I'll be on a golf course, I'll fall on my face.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. Didn't I have to find your wife? It's a whole thing.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Gravity can't turn off. It's not a machine, there's no power switch. And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. It would be forever.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Jesus is coming back.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  I talked to him a week ago.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, he's not coming back?

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  No, he's going down to the Bahamas.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he is?

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  I love Jesus. He loves the Bahamas, yeah.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  He's got a house down there. Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there, but.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Jesus, down in the Bahamas.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Bahamas. Oh, it's not different, Jesus.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  As far as.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  As far as.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  There's more than one.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I would hope so.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, anyway, I'm preparing you, I don't want you to die. And there's a lot of things, cyclospor, we talked about that.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  That's gone. I've been eating salad every day.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, I went to Taco Bell five times in a row.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Trying to find out.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just to see, and it's gone.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be gone.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  There's no way it's gonna stick around.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  And by the way?

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  I have diarrhea right now.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Do you really?

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  My stomach has been killing me.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  You ate a salad, I saw that earlier.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  I did, I've eaten one hour every day. I'm testing the waters. I don't wanna go on tour.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that's what it is?

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm kidding.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I wanna get on a plane. Actually, having a stomach ache on a plane is so much fun.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Go to my diet.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, what is it?

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Sardines.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  You're not still doing the sardines?

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am. Frijoles.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Beans.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in a nice artisanal beans.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Artisanal frijoles.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm talking about, guy. Right, some kimchi. And a smoothie.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I love, in a smoothie, they're all mixed together.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, inside the smoothie, yeah, yeah. Give it a couple of seconds, because the kimchi, you know what I mean, doesn't really grind up. Yeah. But yeah, you should do my diet.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  I was making fun of, dude, by the way, last night, I don't know if I should call it out.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  I love when you call things out.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, should I call him? Let's call him to find out.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, who are you finding out?

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  Maren.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God. Here we go again.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  No, this is amazing. Your mind's gonna be blown. He's gonna hate that he's on the show.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ, I told you never to call me.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Hey, you're on Bad Friends. I need to say something into the show because it got brought up organically. Can I talk about your new revelation of life? What's going on? What you did last night?

• 4:30Speaker 02

  What, meat?

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Niche?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  He's eating meat.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  He's always eating meat.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  I don't know how long the meat thing's gonna last. You know, it was pretty enjoyable. I don't know if it's, it's, it's great. Do you know what I mean? Like, I was eating the plants for three and a half years, I got pretty used to it, so.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Where would you eat the meat?

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, he did it at the Comedy Store.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that meat, I know that show. You mean the barbecue?

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Is Bobby there?

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm right here!

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you're the other guy in the show.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, working!

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Mark.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  No, no, no, that brisket was good. What do you, what, am I on right now?

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're on right now, guy.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  The pod world needs you. The pod world needs you.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  We need you, yeah.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Mark, but that was the first time.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Which glasses you got on today, guy?

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, he sees through walls.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he can see everything.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you knew I had glasses on.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Here's the deal. I mean, you can talk about it, I don't know how committed I am to it, but I mean, why is it coming up on your show?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Because we like the deal. We wanna hear about the meat deal.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  We wanna hear about the new meat deal.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what's the meat situation going on? Because I didn't know you weren't even not eating it.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  He hasn't been eating meat for three years.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  I didn't eat meat for like three and a half years, and I just got like bored and angry.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got sullen, your face was sullen a little.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  I will tell you, there's a collection of comics who all universally said, Mark's been in a really good mood lately, and somebody goes, he's been eating meat.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Ah, he got the meat.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  He needed the.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  You like the juice.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  He liked the juice.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you like the juice.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  I just got very bored of what I was eating, and like, it didn't really, the reason I got into eating plant-based was for health reasons, and it didn't make me feel better, it didn't change my blood, my cholesterol or nothing. And I was into it, I'm probably still gonna be mostly eating the way I was eating. But I just wanted to open up the lens a little bit, man.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I get it, guy.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right, guy.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Mark, are you willing to try?

• 6:29Speaker 02

  You're doing the guy thing, when did that happen?

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  He does it all the time.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been doing it lately, yeah.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  No, but it's kinda new, and it's like kind of off-putting.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I said that to you the other night, I think it was off-putting.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  It's awful.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Mark, Mark, will you try Bobby's diet? Bobby, tell him your diet.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I eat friolés, beans.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Beans.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Black beans sometimes, and then I eat sardines.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  And kimchi.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what he eats during the day, that's it.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  No, no, it's great.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Maybe a hard-boiled egg.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  At the time, and I got sardines stacked up in the cabinet right now, because my original plan was to eat, you know, lean, grass-fed, grass-finished beef every once in a while, and then have tinned fish. I've got sardines right here, I got, I got them right.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Fishwife, what's the brand?

• 7:13Speaker 02

  I got the Russ and daughters from New York.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good one. Okay, I know.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  And I got the fish, Fishwife.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I just said, Fishwife, right?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  All right, yeah, I got two of them.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I said that, and you know.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, Mark, I love you.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Bye, guy!

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  I love you, Mark.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I love you, man.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  We'll talk about this for one sec, wait a minute.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Last night.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  You retired from podcasting, this is enough.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Enough, enough.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  It's done, go ahead.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  What, Mark?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  You know, last night, it was funny, because you know, we were, you went on stage and did almost the exact thing I did about, you know, busting balls on Jay, and Howie, and Russell. It was so funny.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Why, they went before you?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Because I got up there and I said, you know, Jay Leno's been dead for three years.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it looks like, yeah.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  And, yeah, and he just shows up, he manifests in the dressing room, and then he.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Flies into the sky after.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  You think he's Ghost Rider? You think he gets on his motorcycle?

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's Ghost Rider.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  All right, well, let me know if you need any more help.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Bye, bye, I love you.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Bye. He's the fucking fire. No, we were joking around because the show was like 45, 50 minutes late, and I was like.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Because of Jay.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  What happened? It's not because of Jay.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Tell me who?

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Howie went over, Russell Peters went over, and I said to Russell, I go, hey, man.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you not see the light?

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  You said that?

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  I turned into Sebastian, didn't you see the light?

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  And he goes, no, I thought it was gonna be on the face, in the back. I go, it hasn't been on there in 10 fucking years!

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what you do now? And he let me do it, play music.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  You tell the sound guy?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Play the music.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  But he was doing Russell.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't care who's on stage, play the music. After 20 minutes, play the music. The music plays, and they're big headliners, and their egos get affected.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, and they're like, what's this music? Because they've never heard it before, right? And then I'm on the side of the stage going.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is?

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck off! Get off! All right, we got shit to do, man!

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  I revert back.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm tired of it.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  I revert back to childhood, so look, Jay went a little bit over, barely, by the way. Howie went way the fuck over.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna call him.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  And then Russell Peters goes over, and I said, Russell's like, why are you yelling at me? We're joking around, but he was like, why are you yelling at me? I go, because you're the last one that got caught.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Right, like, the first kid that broke the window, the first kid that goes into the mob rob, he doesn't get caught.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, talk about the mob rob.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  The mob rob!

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Talk about it, I love it.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  When they do those mob robs, I love them.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Because if you're in first, they're never gonna get you. They get the last couple of stragglers.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go. This fucker is not gonna do it.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Call him out!

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm calling him out.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna pick up.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he will. For you, he will.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  If he doesn't, it's gonna break my heart.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how are you, Bobby?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Hang on one second. What?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're on Bad Friends right now.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  No, I'm on, uh, no, I, I'll be on Bad Friends. I'm on, I'm streaming live on TikTok.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  I have to ask you a question real quick, though, before you go.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why'd you go over last night, your time, at the Comedy Store?

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I, I'm sorry.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why, why do you do this?

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Because, you know what it is? When, when you're-

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Why do you do this behavior? Yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  They loved me.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, they love everybody there, guy!

• 10:31Speaker 02

  They loved me! This is Bobby Lee, Bobby, you're live on TikTok now.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Hang up the phone. He's on fucking Tik- that's why he's going over, he's on TikTok all day.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he goes over on that, too.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  That's the problem, is that, that, that, there's so much love we have for all these guys, you can't even get mad.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Get fucking up, you're like upset-

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm upset with it.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then it's gone. But Mark went out with a little bit of a vengeance, cuz he wanted, he, it was crazy late. Well, Tiffany went on at, you know, midnight. Tiffany Haddish went on like dead last.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  She loves that, though.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, cuz she's a, she's the queen of the stage. She complimented us on our Shea Shea interview, she said it was great, she goes, "You earned a lot of black, uh, support." Like some, like, she was like, "You got a lot of black community support." And I said, "Really? So you think more black people will listen to our show?" And she said, "No."

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they won't.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  They just like that you did the show, they think you were funny on the show.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  So the black community loves us now. We'll take it.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Good, we'll take it.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Cuz we got the Filipinos locked up cuz of you, we got the Asians partially locked up cuz of you.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Locked up years ago. Locked in, yeah, yeah, about 10 years ago.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but the Asian community's still half and half on you, it's not all of them.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, half of them hate me.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  The other half love you, so we got the whites cuz of me and Carlos, even though you're not-

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  I got half of the blacks.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  I've got, I have 75% of the black community. You're, you're maybe six.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm half-black, good.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  I'd say we earn more from the black community-

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm Tiger Woods.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  No, you're, you're definitely not Tiger Woods.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm so Tiger Woods?

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you're Tiger Woods.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Precise, precision.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Look at how quickly I just was like, "Fine."

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  If, if we get any more of the black vote, it comes from, for Carlos. Black people love Carlos.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what were the other ones? Sha- people from Shangri-La, I got those.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  You have two.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  We can look at our YouTube analytics, I bet you we have people-

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Shangri-La did, I got that.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  You have Mongolia.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  For sure Mongolia, the Hawks watch me.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  They love you.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They do.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  They do, no, they do.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes I go out there with my little glove, I bought one.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't-

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  A hawk glove.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they, it goes on to my, right, again on a horse.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  I know that-

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  "I'm gonna get his con!" And I fire, it's the whole thing.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  We should buy hawk gloves. You see, we can summon a hawk in your backyard, you have hawks by you.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, I do.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  They fly up there all the time.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are the ones that kill the cats? Are there hawks that kill the cats? I see one hawk, it's pretty big.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  They love killing-

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  The eyes, my cats. See if there's hawks that kill cats in LA.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  If you could lose one of the cats, which one would you lose?

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  There, there is no, that's, that's, that, dude, that question is ludicrous.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  What if it took it away and it was, that was the, it was a beautiful end, it was like a-

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I don't want any, I love my animals all the same.

• 12:52Speaker 06

  You have to choose.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  You have to choose, it's like fuck, marry, kill.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, probably Ming.

• 12:59Speaker 06

  It's doing you five seconds.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because she's the oldest.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  You're right, she, that's what I'm saying, it's a peaceful exit.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not a peaceful exit, I'll tell you that right now.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  No, it would, it gives her back-

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  It seems terrible.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  It gives her back to the earth, it's a red-tailed hawk.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that another hawk? Oh my god.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Red-tailed hawk in Los Angeles, that's what they are, they're swooping around and they're taking your cats.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Hide your cats, hide your kids, hide your cats.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then I hear the coyote is doing their little conversations in the woods.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they are-

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  They love conversations.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  They are so great.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I heard what he just said, he's like, "I went to Giada today, it wasn't as good as it was."

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  "That's not my skin, so I couldn't find the pair of pants."

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  "Wanna yoga?"

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  I ate last night dinner before the show, and I ate on Sunset. I, I ate by myself on Sunset, the guy was like, "Oh, for here to go," and I said, "To go." And I just sat outside on Sunset, eating by myself, and he's cleaning up, like they were gonna close. And he opens the door and he goes, "Are you good?" And I was like, "Oh, I'm, I, I don't, yeah, I'm all good," and he was like, "Okay." I was like, he was worried about me. And so I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna go in there and give him a nice tip."

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  He was very nice.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're a good guy.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, he saw me eating alone, and I'm thinking, he thought, "Is this guy gonna jump on Sunset?"

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, can I have a story?

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  My broccoli bowl.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I was gonna tell you about it, but I was, uh, where, you know where Prince Street is, that side street off of Lancashire?

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  You know that place?

• 14:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, we've been.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't like your energy.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  It's not Lancashire either.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  It's Laurel Canyon.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't like your energy either.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, just telling you the truth.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Talk about Prince Street Pizza, son.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  I like both of your energies, but, uh-

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, sorry.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  There's a Dick's Sporting Goods there, I think.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  It's a Big Five.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Big Five.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  God, you're bad at stuff.

• 14:41Speaker 06

  He's changing the names for-

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for effect.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  I just don't want him to go there.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well then, tell the story.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I hang out there, anyway, there was a homeless man that came up to me, and he goes, "Can you buy me a tent?"

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Did you?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  So I went into the store with him, and he goes, "No, I want a sleeping bag." I go, "Chew, fucking, make up your mind."

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, buy them both, you can afford both.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  So I got him the most expensive-

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you really?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sleeping bag.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for that, cuz now he's on my doorstep.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Cuz he can't make it up the fucking hill, they sleep on our doorstep.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  I got him a pretty good one. Not that big.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  $2,000 for a sleeping bag?

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do that.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Is that how much they are?

• 15:19Speaker 06

  For like North Face.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I got him like a $200 sleeping bag.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Who the fuck is paying two grand for a sleeping bag?

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  I would if I go, went camping.

• 15:26Speaker 06

  Mount Everest.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  What would $2,000 get you out of, it's-

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Extra, um, pillow pa- um, what's the stuff?

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  No, the $200 one is just as good.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Uh, $2,000, what could be different? Click on it. No, it's a, this is why, it's a, what do you call it, it's a designer.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want designer. I want bears to go, "Ooh, Gucci."

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Leave the Asian one alone, he's in North Face.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's nothing, there's no difference.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  The level of impossibility to get it back in that bag.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  You should get awarded life points for getting it back.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  I've never tried that, is that hard?

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  You can't get it back in the bag.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's for-

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of things you can't get back in the bag.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Like what? The cat?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Once it's out.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Once it's out, it's getting scooped by a red-tailed hawk. Drawstring hood, zip closure, ru- wrist stop lining? Rip stop lining?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  What is it when they call, when they put the two cats in a, in a, and they threw it over a clothes liner?

• 16:21Speaker 06

  Meal prep?

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm saying, there's a, there's a terminology to that.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Do you mean when someone ties shoes together and throws them over a phone?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  No, cats.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Shoes means someone died there.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think cats mean something else.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  There's no single specific na- this term for-

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Let the cat out of the bag, is what I'm saying.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  That has nothing to do with-

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the term I was talking about. You let the cat out of the bag.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  It, it, it refers to a European, uh, uh, an old German joke about selling cats in bags, people used to sell cats in-

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  Over the phone wire?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Over the phone, phone wire.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  You're crossing your wires today. You're, you're zip-zap-zooming in two different places. You think Big Five is on Lancashire?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm sorry, I fucked up.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to a different direction then.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Let's change.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I apologize, I thought it was a term, but it's not.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  Say I'm sorry to Fon- Fonzie? Fonzie?

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Fonzie, see, you're fucking up, too.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  You're doing it, you know there's like when somebody yawns and you start yawning?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Fonzie.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  You get me every time.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how's this going so far, Fonzie?

• 17:17Speaker 06

  Beautiful.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you knew he was gonna say that.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  He can't say anything else, Carlos's hair is coming in phenomenal, I told him the other day, he looks good.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  It's getting good, it's getting real good. You look different, too.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, the energy in this room is so good without Mccone, I'm glad he's gone.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't even notice he was gone.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he's ever gonna come back.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  I really did not notice, did I even mention where's Mccone?

• 17:36Speaker 06

  Not one.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Put up that picture of that dumbass, he sent him a, this is what he's doing, we go, "Everyone's working hard."

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him right on fire, him.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's overseas, he's in Rome or something, right?

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have phones in Rome?

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Not him, you think he can afford a phone in Rome?

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  His thing doesn't reach there?

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  He's working on Wi-Fi, look at this guy, look at he FaceTimed, look at this, Bob.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  He FaceTimed him from the Colosseum.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  He went to go see Odyssey at the Colosseum.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Do a lot of phone calls today.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  No, I like it.

• 18:06Speaker 07

  Your call-

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's not-

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  Told you, he's gone, he's dead.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  He's gone.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  He's gone.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I hope nothing bad happens to him.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Also, Carlos, bring that photo back up. Wha- wha- you're FaceTiming with Mccone and-

• 18:17Speaker 06

  Help me find it again.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I didn't ask.

• 18:19Speaker 06

  I was in bed.

• 18:22Speaker 06

  That's just my breastplate.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Look at your tits.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Did he comment about your-

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  I see a shadow.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful tits.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Why is there a shadow?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Who's in bed with you?

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  And I feel a shadow in the other room.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  There's a shadow there. I don't like it.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  The shadow! Shadow! Oh!

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  That's the shadow I was talking about.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

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• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Captain.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Hi sweetheart. Good to see you.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  Adam Ray's here everybody. Give it up for Adam Ray right now.

• 18:51Speaker 07

  Hey, hey now.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you know, let's clear this up Adam for once and for all.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, squash the beef.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's squash the beef for once and for all.

• 18:58Speaker 07

  Man, why did I just, on the drive over, I was like, Bobby's gonna bring up some sort of Korean beef right out of the gate.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Korean beef.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Bulgogi?

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bulgogi. And I always do it. And it's a sign, it's welcome. Welcome to Korea.

• 19:09Speaker 07

  You guys have the most sexual sounding foods.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Bulgogi?

• 19:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi. It sounds hot.

• 19:14Speaker 07

  I used to go to school with him.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  Kim, oh, Bill Kimchi?

• 19:17Speaker 07

  Bill Kimchi.

• 19:20Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 19:20Speaker 06

  I like it.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  You have such a good laugh. I love your laugh. But real quick, and then I'll let you, we'll saute it. Yeah, William.

• 19:28Speaker 07

  I went, I went to high school with a girl named Bitch Ho.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Bring, bring up a picture of Bitch Ho.

• 19:35Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 07

  Don't look her up on Facebook.

• 19:37Speaker 06

  He wasn't Korean.

• 19:38Speaker 07

  She was Vietnamese.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 19:41Speaker 07

  Yeah, and there was a hyphen after the H-O.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna get made fun of.

• 19:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  It's not fair.

• 19:46Speaker 07

  I was, Adam Ray was too easy for Adam Gay, Adam Fathom, penis and tits kid, you know?

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  You're a fat kid.

• 19:53Speaker 07

  That's what I meant by that, yeah.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  He's not a fat kid anymore.

• 19:55Speaker 07

  Alright.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Now he's a fat man.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  When you guys get together, you do childish games. I like it.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

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• 20:17Andrew Santino?

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• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  That's right, mate.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

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• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  New England for me.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, Seattle who?

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Seahawks.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  You got, you better believe it, pal.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  And the Patriots.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  And you know why you're voting for them? Cause you are a Patriot. Salute to you Bobby Lee. He's a Patriot.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm from New England, that's why.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  You're not. You're from San Diego. But either way, I do think this game is gonna go to, to New England. That would be fun. And week one also, San Francisco and Los Angeles Rams, our Rams, ourself. What do you think? SF versus us, what do you think?

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  I have to go with Los Angeles Rams.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  You gotta. We stick it down here, baby. You pick your pick. Do whatever you gotta do.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Do whatever you need to do to survive.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  To survive. So many good matchups coming up in week one. And I'm also excited for the Bears to take on Carolina in-

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm hoping for your team to win.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Chicago Bears is my pick, pick, pick, pick, but I'm not gonna tell you what to pick. You choose.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  You choose your own destiny.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Also, your mom lives in Arizona. Arizona is playing here against Los Angeles.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  She's a big Ravens fan.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're, they're the Cardinals.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's who she loves the most.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  She loves birds.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  You take your mom here-

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  She loves all of them.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  We should fly your mom out here.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Uh, cause it's Arizona versus the Los Angeles Chargers, no longer the San Diego Chargers. They're up here now. Would you take your mom to that game? And what would you buy her at the game?

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  My mom? What are those fingers?

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  She loves those fingers.

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's mom loves the fingers.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  She's addicted to them.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  Your mom's bigger into two or three.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  She has ones that do this, this, and, and shock them.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

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• 22:01Bobby Lee?

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• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money, I tell you this ding dong.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  Tell it to me.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Um, you saved me a lot of money on Rocket Money ding dong. And I'll tell you how you did it, man. I had these unwanted subscriptions and you, my friend, did the non ding dong move and suggested to be on this and you saved me thousands of dollars.

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

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• 23:16Bobby Lee?

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• 23:23Andrew Santino?

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• 23:30Bobby Lee?

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• 23:35Andrew Santino?

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• 24:18Speaker 07

  No, no.

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  No, when we met, you were skinny dude.

• 24:21Speaker 07

  When I was, when we met, I think. And then I definitely flushed-

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  When you opened for me, how, what were you?

• 24:25Speaker 07

  Good.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  You were really good.

• 24:26Speaker 07

  Good, good. And then, but then I remember the day when we were in San Diego and I was, you know, I did not dress well. I did not, I did not take any umbrage with the fact that, I mean, I didn't have any money. I remember when I got my first check from the heat, Bobby pulled me aside, he goes, hey, put that away, save it, spend it, whatever you do, but you know, and I know you're all feeling good. Wow, the heat, pretty cool, right? Yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 07

  Getting some 1130 spots in the OR. Wow, feels good, doesn't it? Doesn't it feel good? Yeah. That's what, when you, nothing's gonna change. Right back to the grind, baby. And, and dude-

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  I said that?

• 24:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, and I appreciated it. Because then we went to San Diego a couple of weeks-

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Why would I say that?

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're a fucking bully.

• 25:01Speaker 07

  No, cause you were trying to shoot me straight and be, like, you could see me getting ahead. I was getting a bit of ahead. I was like, I'm gonna fucking big comedy blockbuster. And then you-

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  The heat.

• 25:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  You've never been that way.

• 25:11Speaker 07

  But Bobby made me throw out my jeans. He goes, we walked into, what's your jean store?

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  What you want, South Edge?

• 25:18Speaker 06

  APC?

• 25:19Speaker 07

  Is it, there was one in San Diego that was around the corner from ACC that we went to.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  Maybe- Fashion gal?

• 25:24Speaker 07

  Fashion gal?

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't make fun of my parents.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  You know, that was his dad owned a store called Fashion Gal in San Diego.

• 25:30Speaker 07

  I always wished my parents owned a store.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Not like this, you don't.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't, yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 07

  So you go, I'll buy you new jeans. And I go, oh, okay. And I didn't like know how to say no. I was like, yeah, I did. I was like, I think my jeans are fine. And you're like, you look like you ordered those off a website that doesn't exist anymore.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Speaker 07

  And they were also too big. Now I feel like, at least like, you know, there's a, everyone figures out like what their legs can handle, tight, too tight. Bobby goes, I'll get you these jeans. They're like $300 jeans. I was buying $16 Old Navy jeans.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 07

  And-

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Two for one.

• 26:02Speaker 07

  I'd go down to the, the Brea Improv and I'd hit that Old Navy before, after the show and be like, daddy's got a weekend wardrobe. And then Bobby goes, take them off right here on the street. So I'm in downtown San Diego, busy Gaslamp District, and I'm just dropping trow.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  And I bought you a $300 pair of raw denim.

• 26:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  And you lost it.

• 26:20Speaker 07

  No, no, I still, well, I don't wear them anymore.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you wear them anymore?

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  That was 15 years ago.

• 26:24Speaker 07

  15 years ago. Do you wear anything from 15 years ago?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  I do actually, yeah. Thank you very much. Don't even ask it.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  What do you wear from 15 years?

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  T-shirts and stuff? I wear for 15 years. I have some t-shirts that are 15 years old.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  No, you distressed them to look they're the-

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I have some. But they're so brittle now, I can't even wear them.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Right, paper shay. You have them still.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  I do have them.

• 26:41Speaker 07

  It is funny how, do you think that's-

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Did we get to the thing or no?

• 26:44Speaker 07

  Did we, what?

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Of the problem that you and I have?

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  No, please. He wants to get the beef out.

• 26:48Speaker 07

  Oh, let's get the beef out.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Korean beef. We were talking-

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  It's Bulgogi time.

• 26:52Speaker 07

  New segment.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  So Carlos told you, right, that I didn't, that I said that I didn't want you on this podcast, which is not true at all.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  Is that, wait a minute, is that what you heard?

• 27:01Speaker 06

  The Adam Ray Show on Netflix. You were being lazy about going on.

• 27:05Speaker 07

  Oh, oh, that's what, yeah. And I, and by the way, here, here's my-

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  This show, no. And by the way-

• 27:09Speaker 07

  I, I, I don't wanna say, can I just say that?

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  You're sounding defensive. It seems as if it was real.

• 27:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  One would think this was real.

• 27:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah. I'm calm, you're yelling.

• 27:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  So what, what, Dick, explain your side.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  What, you mean what side?

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, give us the setup.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:31Speaker 06

  Adam has a show on Netflix called The Adam Ray Show.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  It's fantastic. Please watch it right now on Netflix.

• 27:36Speaker 07

  Santino's done it up and I just wanted to complete the puzzle with one of my other dear-

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  I get it, I get it.

• 27:40Speaker 07

  One of the funniest people I know.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a puzzle piece, but okay.

• 27:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think so.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are. You're a little-

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  It's puzzle piece Bob.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  So what did you want me to do?

• 27:49Speaker 06

  He got Michael Buble instead of you, so.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he went Buble over you.

• 27:52Speaker 07

  We swapped that. We went Buble over Lee.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I apologize. I don't know. So what did you tell him?

• 27:56Speaker 06

  I said he's being a baby about it. He doesn't-

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  That's not what you said to me. What you said to me is, I told Adam Ray that he didn't, I didn't want him on this show. And that's what you told him, and that's what you told me that you told him.

• 28:10Speaker 06

  No, I told you that it was about the Adam Ray Show, not about Bad Friends. I don't-

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, what do you lie?

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Timeout, timeout, timeout.

• 28:18Speaker 07

  Taco timeout.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Can we please explain your story, then we'll hear the rebuttal? Cause this is not solving any problems. So what happened?

• 28:25Speaker 06

  Adam reached out to me about having Bobby on Netflix's The Adam Ray Show.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 28:31Speaker 06

  Different from Bad Friends.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 28:32Speaker 06

  I reached out to Bobby maybe 19 times about it. Every time, he said no.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  Stop, you're not, he's not done.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause, cause, cause I texted ya three times.

• 28:45Speaker 06

  So he reached out to the book or a bad-

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no response.

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  So I go, who, who else know Bobby?

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  I know you.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Carlos.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  Carlos has to control the calendar. So that was a good move. He said Carlos controls the calendar.

• 28:58Speaker 07

  And also, I can read the room. I go, I'm gonna start blowing him up. Clearly, either he's not seeing it, but three is a crowd. So I go-

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Three's a crowd.

• 29:05Speaker 07

  I did it.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Let me say this. It sounds to me-

• 29:09Speaker 06

  Can I defend Bobby for a second?

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, please defend me Andres. I'm about to like I'm frowning.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  You know what?

• 29:13Speaker 06

  Last time we went to San Diego together.

• 29:17Speaker 06

  Someone came to us and say, you guys are into comedy? Oh, did you know Adam Ray? He is really funny.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 29:25Speaker 06

  And as you might.

• 29:26Speaker 07

  Oh, so we've been holding on to this?

• 29:28Speaker 06

  Bobby took it really well and said, oh yeah, he's my buddy. I love him so much. He's great.

• 29:32Speaker 07

  Why do I feel like that's not how it went down?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  That's how it went down.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  He started smoking again. It stressed him out so much, he walked outside and smoked again. Here's what happened. The server goes, you guys are doing comedy down here? You guys are comedians? And we said, yes. Don't know who you are. Have you guys heard of Adam Ray? He's funny.

• 29:47Speaker 07

  Jeez.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly what the con- and Bobby said.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  And it went into my heart.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  We do know him.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  That's what he did. We do, we do know him.

• 29:53Speaker 07

  And then you guys, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we do know him. And you know that he stopped doing his podcast, but we started one and it's the biggest show in the world.

• 30:01Speaker 07

  So, yeah.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  I said, yes, he's one of, he's one of our best friends. And Bobby goes, hmm, he knows Adam Ray? He doesn't know who we are.

• 30:08Speaker 07

  I did not do that!

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  What'd he do?

• 30:10Speaker 06

  He said, Adam is my boy.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not saying that! That's what I did!

• 30:15Speaker 07

  That's the title of this episode.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  That's what I did!

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  You are a fucking liar.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what I did.

• 30:19Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  He's a fucking liar!

• 30:20Speaker 07

  Bobby is the boy who cried wolf.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I never cried wolf. I've never done anything of the such, such and sort.

• 30:25Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  Time out. Nineteen texts later, what ended up happening?

• 30:29Speaker 06

  Nineteen texts later, I decide, I'm not gonna lie like I always do. This is Adam. We've known him for 20 years.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 06

  So I just gave him straight truth.

• 30:38Speaker 07

  Straight truth.

• 30:39Speaker 06

  Because I thought, he can handle the truth.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  He can.

• 30:42Speaker 07

  He's fucking a few good men.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  He is one good man.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  I thought that Bobby could handle, that Adam could handle the truth. Like, I thought that everyone could handle.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're not, as my representative, you lie.

• 30:54Speaker 06

  Representative, I don't make 10%, so.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Burn.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  He said, don't go through him then.

• 30:59Speaker 07

  So don't, so go through Melanie.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Go through Abby? Melanie.

• 31:01Speaker 07

  Who's Melanie?

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  My assistant.

• 31:02Speaker 07

  Great.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  You have her number?

• 31:04Speaker 07

  I think I still have Abby's email.

• 31:05Speaker 06

  She'll schedule it for sure. Maybe not the right date, but she'll.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  That is, that is a fact.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a fact.

• 31:13Speaker 07

  Who is this? Melanie?

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  Melanie, yeah.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 07

  But Abby's still your manager, right?

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she doesn't do my booking.

• 31:18Speaker 07

  I remember when I used to reach out to Abby for dates and then she'd be like, oh, sorry, Bobby's bringing Dean on these. And then I ran into Dean, I guess, I don't know if you have to bleep the same out, but whatever.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:27Speaker 07

  It's a no thing. But then Dean and I talked to the Comedy Store, because it's when, it's right at the turn of when I stopped opening you for, and I walked up to the, the Comedy Store parking lot, which you know well, and, um, hopefully, but that's a callback to the, the car thing.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 31:41Speaker 07

  And so, um.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  When you crashed into Rick's car.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Staggering.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 31:46Speaker 07

  But so, so, so Dean goes, Bobby goes, hey, Adam, he goes, you wanna go talk to your friend Dean here? And I go, what? And you had a big grin on your face, because you were like, this is awesome. Like, openers fighting over their feature time for you.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  That's the whole point of life.

• 31:57Speaker 07

  Totally. And Dean goes, and Bobby goes, Bobby goes, hey, Adam, he goes, hey, cool guy, Dean's starting to take your road gigs. And I go, what? And he goes, oh yeah, man, you're at Universal Studios. You've got plenty of money coming in.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:09Speaker 07

  He goes, you got that Wolverine cash. He goes, I'm struggling.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Speaker 07

  And I go like, dude, I need the road work too. And he was like, and, and you were like, yeah, he's trying to tell you that he, uh, he should come to San Jose, Phoenix, whatever. And, uh, and that was shortly after that. That was the end.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  That was the end of it.

• 32:25Speaker 07

  Yeah. Are you, um, are you enjoying the road now?

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll tell you this.

• 32:30Speaker 07

  Because it's so exciting to see all these Bobby Lee dates, dude.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Speaker 07

  You are enjoying it. Good.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm enjoying it. I know it goes on to November, and then my special comes out, and then I'm gonna take a little breaky break.

• 32:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I did today all day?

• 32:41Speaker 07

  What's that?

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Was I woke up, right?

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Thank God.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Next to my girlfriend.

• 32:45Speaker 07

  Awesome.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  We went to the pool.

• 32:47Speaker 07

  Cool.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? And we did a lot of ass and grab in the pool.

• 32:51Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'm a mermaid.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Grab ass.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a pirate.

• 32:55Speaker 07

  Oh, so it's roleplay at the pool? Is it a public pool?

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  It's my pool.

• 32:58Speaker 07

  Awesome.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  But it is public somehow.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  It is public, yeah, yeah.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  You are allowed to go.

• 33:01Speaker 07

  You are that generous.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm very generous.

• 33:02Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:03Speaker 07

  Put a sign up, come around the back.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 07

  No diarrhea.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  And I realized, and I'm eating better, so I realized, if I can just maintain this lifestyle, that's it.

• 33:12Speaker 07

  You're just coasting into the sunset.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:14Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  That's all of it.

• 33:15Speaker 07

  That is. You've done it all.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  What haven't, you've been doing that? What the fuck are you talking? You act as if this was like a rarity, like, woke up late and hung out all day? That's all you fucking do.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but every time it happens, I go, this is what I want.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, good, it's working.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't change a thing, kid.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm just telling you, that could be your future.

• 33:34Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, I can't wait.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:36Speaker 07

  It does seem, there are though, but every time I feel like maybe just shutting it down for a minute, but then you look at guys, I mean, Rickles went till the end. Right? There's certain people that, I think in all of us, there's no, there's no, you get to 60 and you're just like, I did it. Right?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  I think there is.

• 33:50Speaker 07

  Maybe?

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think we're both.

• 33:52Speaker 06

  You mean in six years?

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:54Speaker 06

  Sixty.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Shut, five years!

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Five. He's 55 this year.

• 33:57Speaker 06

  Five years.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  55 in like a couple, and soon.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, how old are you now?

• 34:00Speaker 07

  Forty-four.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, it's happening.

• 34:02Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's happening. It's wild. I mean, I coughed and my back hurt today.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:06Speaker 07

  That's, I literally coughed so hard, and then I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make the podcast. But, um.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  I've done this before. See this right here?

• 34:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  This hurts. That's how old I am.

• 34:16Speaker 07

  Yikes.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Ow.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Should be like that guy, that monk that held his arm above his, arm above his head for like 50 years. Do you know about this guy?

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  I could do it for the rest of the podcast.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  The monk, you could never, a monk or.

• 34:27Speaker 07

  Amar Bahardi.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Amar Bahardi, uh, 50 years. 1973 has not lowered it for 50 years.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 34:34Speaker 07

  Look at this. The fuck do you just pull, where did you hear this? And why did you absorb it and go, someday I'm gonna bring this up?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, how do I know about August 12th, but you don't, but now I'm hearing this and.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  August 12th isn't real. This is real.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not, can't be real.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  100% this is real.

• 34:49Speaker 07

  50 years?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  Look at his fucking arm! That's not the proof!

• 34:53Speaker 07

  No, no, no, that's not the same guy. That's, that's like one of these before and after cream commercials. Like, that's not the same guy. You know, these are different.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at that.

• 35:00Speaker 07

  Look at him smoking some.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  That's why he smoked so much pot, he just forgot that.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Look at the fingers though. Zoom in on the fingers. He needs a fucking manicure, dude.

• 35:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's wild.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Look at the blackmail.

• 35:10Speaker 07

  Imagine getting fingered by that guy.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, let's move on.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Ladies!

• 35:13Speaker 07

  Ladies!

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this guy held it for 50, how did I hear about this? I listen to these, these podcasts, these like weird, intricate podcasts my wife gives me. And it's all got these weird little quirky stories in it.

• 35:24Speaker 07

  What are they, like, self-help or just like NPR, like, world, human interest stories?

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, human interest stories. About the, the, the, the patients and the, and the display of his beliefs and all this stuff, and what, what lengths people go to, to carry out their truth.

• 35:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like, like pitting your openers against one another. Someone's truth. Someone's truth, you know, they're deep.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  You can find the truth in that.

• 35:47Speaker 07

  Wait, Adrian and I were talking about, you know, there's black don't crack. What is the Asian version?

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we couldn't.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Don't raisin.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Asian don't raisin.

• 35:53Speaker 07

  That's right. That's, is that the only, that's, that's just, that's what it is.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm not the president of Asia. You'd have to ask the.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Yellow is mellow.

• 36:01Speaker 07

  Yellow is mellow.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was in the 70s.

• 36:02Speaker 07

  No, that's Mountain Dew. Or that was yellow mellow.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Yellow mellow, mellow, yellow.

• 36:06Speaker 07

  Yellow.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  We're very mellow. Look at me.

• 36:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not mellow?

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  You can be.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Am I mellow right now?

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  For five seconds ago, you weren't.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  But there are times I can go yellow mellow.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  You go, you do go yellow mellow.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  And white, what a plight.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 07

  Is that hard?

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  White, what a plight.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think at, at, at 60.

• 36:26Speaker 07

  White is gonna be alright.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be alright.

• 36:27Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  When you see me at 60 is, is when you're gonna see the deterioration of my body.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 36:33Speaker 07

  I think we saw it.

• 36:38Speaker 07

  But, but, wait, you mean like full beard, like?

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna go, oh, he's now in the twilight.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be Pat Morita.

• 36:44Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  You'll turn into Pat Morita.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  I'll be Pat Morita.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Because Pat aged very gracefully. I think you'll do the same.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  But he had alcoholism.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're an addict.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I don't, I'm not inactive at.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  But he wasn't active when he was on his end of his life.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes, he was.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he was?

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  I thought he got clean.

• 36:58Speaker 07

  He drank till the end?

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he drank till.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  How old did Pat Morita live until?

• 37:01Speaker 07

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess, 77.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  76.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  86. He's gotta be getting to his 80s.

• 37:06Speaker 07

  Well, look at, it said Patrick Swayze first. The internet's all hopped, look at.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  He died at 73 years old.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Terrible.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  And then look up Pat Morita alcoholism.

• 37:19Speaker 07

  Karate Kid and Happy Days. Only two things he's known for.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  What else do you need?

• 37:23Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  I mean, Karate Kid, look, battled severe lifelong struggle with alcoholism began during his childhood, ultimately contributed to his death, 73 years old in 2005. Most of his adult life while concealing the heavy toll it took on his personal relationships and also his career. Well, I gotta tell you, big fan.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  But look, did it say that he had alcoholism or no?

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  It did. That's what I just said.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it started as a child.

• 37:42Speaker 07

  Would you take?

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  At 12. He started drinking at 12.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 37:47Speaker 07

  Riddle, riddle me this, Bob. If you got approached by, I don't know, Christopher Nolan, and there's probably a different director that, yes, first, okay, bad example. Um, Ben Schwartz.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:58Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Um. You don't even know what it is.

• 38:01Speaker 07

  It's, I don't even know what's in the Pat Morita story, and you're playing Pat.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  It's too difficult a role, I think.

• 38:07Speaker 07

  You think? I think you could do it.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  In what way would it be difficult?

• 38:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:10Speaker 06

  Is it a silent film?

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Bobby would kill silent film.

• 38:16Speaker 07

  That is so funny.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Climbing up rope. Oh, they caught him. Oh, no, it's a surprise. He's doing a kid's part. He's running away. He's being chased by the kid. They got him.

• 38:26Speaker 07

  Forgot my car.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he has nice tits.

• 38:29Speaker 07

  Like my mom says, oh, I'm gonna suck off this fucking Orange Julius. Hey, fuck you, kid.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Stabbing a man, cutting his throat, and then squeezing tit milk and Cool Whip all over it. Perfect.

• 38:40Speaker 07

  Can we get another suggestion from the audience?

• 38:43Speaker 07

  We are next, not.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  I could be a nice guy. Can I be a nice guy?

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, be a nice guy. Picking up a box, taking out drinks, serving drinks.

• 38:51Speaker 07

  I think he's at a movie theater by himself.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  Licking his tits again.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it always goes back to tit licking.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  That's my go-to.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  Why wouldn't you do the Pat Morita story? I think that's, you really could.

• 39:01Speaker 07

  You would rip that.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause, cause you come from addiction, so you could.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. They're never gonna give it to me.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Stop this bullshit.

• 39:08Speaker 07

  Who else? Who would get it above you?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Ronnie Cheng.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Ronnie Cheng, yeah. All those guys would be getting it before me.

• 39:12Speaker 07

  Jimmy Oh Yang.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  I mean, we can keep going. There's so many.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  So many talented Asian guys right now. I mean, the Koreans are killing it in film, and they would find any good Korean. Yeah, it'd be hard to compete.

• 39:23Speaker 07

  But don't you know all the guys now, right? All the film?

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do, I do. I mean, I had a call, a text, maybe a year ago from, um, a guy that's doing very well, and he goes, uh,

• 39:34Speaker 07

  John Chu.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do something? I go,

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Spacey called him.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  But it never happened, never happened.

• 39:38Speaker 07

  Spacey's back, by the way.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  He is back.

• 39:39Speaker 07

  Never happened?

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  That, that happens all the time.

• 39:43Speaker 07

  That's the, that's Hollywood, baby.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to the real world.

• 39:45Speaker 07

  You got a call and it didn't pan out? Grab a number.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  I know. You know what? I'm getting used to the denial.

• 39:52Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  You're cruising at the highest altitude right now.

• 39:56Speaker 07

  You're on a rocket ship that is full of fuel, baby.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're on a Concorde. I'm on a fucking Cessna.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  downward trajectory, I'll be honest.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  I have to stay below altitude. You're on a fucking flying jet around the world.

• 40:06Speaker 07

  So many different chapters, huh?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  This guy, he's war, he's.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  I've had so many chapters.

• 40:09Speaker 07

  What's your favorite chapter?

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  This is the final one.

• 40:11Speaker 07

  Awesome.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  This final one is already the best chapter.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  This isn't the final chapter for you.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  It could be.

• 40:17Speaker 06

  Epilogue?

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  This is the epilogue, you think?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll tell you, um, I'm gonna say something cheesy.

• 40:23Speaker 07

  I'll bring it on.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  But I was in bed with my girlfriend.

• 40:27Speaker 07

  What are you listening to?

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  In my mind?

• 40:29Speaker 07

  No, like in, uh, what's playing?

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Oingo bongo.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Oingo bongo.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  It's always on.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And.

• 40:35Speaker 07

  Cause you don't seem like a just, we're gonna listen to each other breathe type guy.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, also, um, not just Oingo Bongo, I have, um, Weird Science playing in the background.

• 40:42Speaker 07

  The movie. Weird Science.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  I'll only have sex with my wife with Comics Unleashed on in the background.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  I have to.

• 40:53Speaker 07

  Just because, so Andrew, I heard you like to fuck.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

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• 41:01Andrew Santino?

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• 41:15Bobby Lee?

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• 41:23Andrew Santino?

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• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  And I've been tapping it.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  You been tapping it.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  And I've been tapping it for real.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

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• 41:29Bobby Lee?

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• 41:30Andrew Santino?

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• 41:38Bobby Lee?

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• 41:39Andrew Santino?

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• 41:44Bobby Lee?

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• 41:50Andrew Santino?

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• 41:58Bobby Lee?

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• 42:03Andrew Santino?

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• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  We love Shopify because we have an online business here at Bad Friends.

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  And we have, we sell merch.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  And we use Shopify for our little template here, baby.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Shopify helps us stay up to date with our business, even when things get super busy. When we're going on tour, we're on the road, Bobby's traveling, shooting one of his 50,000 movies or TV shows. It makes it so much easier for us because Shopify, it's easy to use. You can launch your store and start selling whatever you're selling in a few simple steps, whether it's trinkets, knickknacks, bongos, or yagodos. They've got you covered.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  I've been selling yagodos.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  And they're selling off the shelf.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh my God.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  And they don't even belong on a shelf. Yagodos belong on the floor.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  On the floor.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Thanks to Shopify.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  You're selling like crazy. With Shop.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  With the mongrels.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  With the mongrels.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they love the yagoda.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  So Shopify Design Templates and AI Site Builder make setting up the perfect storefront so very easy. And also, what do they got? They got the Shop Pay.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  And the purple button is what I like.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  He loves Shop Pay. It's the easiest checkout on the entire market. By the way, this makes it so you're not gonna have abandoned carts or lost, uh, potential shoppers for whatever you're selling. If you're ready to hear the

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Ching!

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

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• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Ching!

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

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• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

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• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Andrew?

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Not only is it good, I love flavor.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. You're a big flavor guy.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Flavor king. I don't care what you say.

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  You are the flavor king.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  And let me tell you, that cinnamon French toast from Kachava is so delicious.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  It made you even skip your, you can't even speak it's so good.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  I get so excited because my energy, my digestion, my strength, and my metabolism is in full effect, especially my cognitive ability and immunity.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, it doesn't sound like the cognitive thing has kicked in yet, but just two scoops provide complete nutrition. Your body craves the protein, fiber, greens, and so much more. We've talked about them so much. They provide clean nutrition to fuel whatever your day takes you, no fillers, okay? No nonsense. I'm tired of these phony, phony balonies out there pushing nonsense in there. This is natural and good.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Treat yourself to a childhood favorite. Go to kachava.com, use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your first order.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, so many flavors to choose from, like Bobby said, by the way, and you can combine them. Chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, strawberry, coffee, chocolate, mint, and of course, the all-new cinnamon French toast.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Cinnamon.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Cinnamon French toast is so good. That's kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A.com. The code is BADFRIENDS.

• 44:45Speaker 07

  I'm actually doing it right now, Byron. Thanks for chiming in. Go ahead, Bobby.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  But this could be the last, and if it's the last hurrah.

• 44:51Speaker 07

  But you guys were laying there.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I memorized her, like, the twinkle in her eye. Yeah, and just our faces, you know, touching.

• 45:01Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 45:02Speaker 07

  Look at you.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  And a little.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, back to the tits.

• 45:07Speaker 07

  So close. We were so close.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't get there.

• 45:10Speaker 07

  By the way, this, by the way, I'm the, I'm the casting director for the Pat Morita story. Um, thank you so much.

• 45:16Speaker 07

  I think we got it.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Not good, not good?

• 45:17Speaker 07

  The next time, if you wanna come back, the lines are, the lines are wax on, wax off.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 07

  No.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  C A.

• 45:22Speaker 07

  We got it, we got it. We'll hit up Abby or Melanie, whoever the fuck, yeah.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  C A, baby.

• 45:26Speaker 07

  Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Biggest agency in the world.

• 45:28Speaker 07

  You so much. Yeah, you can stop doing that. We got that.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  That'd probably get him the role.

• 45:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  They go, he understands Pat so well. He licked his own tits for five minutes.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  You never met him. I met him. He was a.

• 45:42Speaker 07

  That's so funny. You never met him? You're getting in a fight with the casting director? You guys never met him? All right.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 07

  How do you know he didn't do that?

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  He could've.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  He could've, yeah.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  Rest in peace, Pat.

• 45:51Speaker 07

  Those types of things too in auditions, right? You always hear about those guys that did the wacky shit. My mom used to read so many of those stories of like, you know, Ving Rhames took his cock out or something like, like some sort of crazy, or Henry Winkler, you know, did a tap dance when the scene didn't call for it, you know, but he thought his character did it. Just all these weird little like, go above and beyond, step outside the box.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:13Speaker 07

  And, uh,

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  And then they got tired of that.

• 46:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  And they were like, stay inside of the box.

• 46:16Speaker 07

  Who stands the box? Do, do the stuff.

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  What's his name? T.J. Miller brought a bear to the Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear audition.

• 46:20Speaker 07

  That's how he got it.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, for Bruno, I auditioned, and I, I was wearing short, like, jean shorts.

• 46:26Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  And I pulled a testicle out. And I came in that way.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it was Sasha.

• 46:32Speaker 07

  That's so funny.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  And I came, the reason why I got the dictator is because he felt bad that I didn't get the Bruno.

• 46:37Speaker 07

  Awesome.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, because Bruno would've been better, I think.

• 46:41Speaker 07

  Hmm, dictator was pretty great.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter. It was great either way.

• 46:44Speaker 07

  You're in a, you're in a.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  It's my story.

• 46:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  It's my story, yeah.

• 46:49Speaker 07

  What do you care more about? Making it to the world or, or making, being?

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's define, let's define the definition.

• 46:55Speaker 07

  Respected by your peers.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, I think I have a combination of both, to be honest with you.

• 46:59Speaker 07

  You do?

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:00Speaker 06

  It's 90/10 though for Bob. It's 90% peers.

• 47:03Speaker 07

  90% peers, 10% world.

• 47:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 47:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 07

  I think so.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  And that 10% of the world doesn't like you that much.

• 47:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, so it's really.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  They love you.

• 47:10Speaker 07

  They love you.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  So you're saying, well, I don't like to pull it back and forth, back and forth.

• 47:15Speaker 07

  Welcome to Hollywood.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like to be real about things.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, be real. Yeah, you like to be real. You were sucking your tits four seconds ago. Shut the fuck up. I like to be real. Cut back. I like to be real about stuff.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  No, here's what it really is. He cares as much about the fan adoration as he does about the respect of his peers. It's a 50/50 split, it's true.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  It is. I think you do. You care way more about that.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:38Speaker 07

  Wait, you're talking to Mary about the community. What do you mean?

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  We're talking about, no, we were talking last night about the store, about people going over their time at the store. We called out some people.

• 47:44Speaker 07

  Oh, man, I could talk about that for days.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  It's gotten out of control.

• 47:48Speaker 07

  Who we talking about?

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, last night, Jay, uh, Howie Mandel and Russell Peters, we called Mark to talk about it, and then he called

• 47:55Speaker 06

  Howie Mandel.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  Howie Mandel to talk about it, and Howie admitted it.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, it was a horribly funny show, right?

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was, Jay.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  So they give me, so I get the call from, uh, Greg, right?

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Greg calls me up, and he's a good guy, he's a good guy. And so he calls me up, and I go, uh, he goes, hey, we're doing horrible. Be funny, hope you find the comics. I go, yeah, come on, come on. You know, I don't want to get out. And I go, who's gonna be there? And Ernestine, you know, having me there. And I do, I get down there, I go, uh, I'd like to do 20 minutes. I'd like to do 20 minutes. Well, you know, we all know that 20. We all know that 20 can turn into 45. Come over here. Ooh, not bad. Why you want to come over here?

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  It's so bad. He's doing such a good job and you're just killing it.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to learn how to do an impression. Fuck you, man.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  It's so bad.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm trying to learn.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Okay, do it. Go.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  Learn, go.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm in K L.

• 48:35Speaker 07

  But actually, not bad.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's pretty good.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Jay, Jay Reno.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  Jay Reno, that's a Mad TV character.

• 48:43Speaker 07

  Which is also Jamie Reddick.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, you, you know, I lose confidence because of you.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  I lose confidence.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  You have too fucking much.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  You live up here all the time. That's how you walk around.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  This is you.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  This is, yeah.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  This is literally you on the internet. Everything.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  That's you too confident.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  You, he does Jay Leno. You don't do it.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  I want to.

• 49:07Speaker 07

  You imagine if he just fucking petered out on his own show like that?

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Rob Lowe. Do another one. I can do any impression you do.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay, anything Adam could do, you can do?

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  I do an impression, yeah.

• 49:16Speaker 07

  It's a fun game.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Uh, do Tony Danza.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Hey, uh, Bobby Lee. Hey, you know. Hey, uh, Bobby.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  You come, come, come, welcome to the show, Tony Danza Show.

• 49:26Speaker 07

  Hey, the Tony Danza Show.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey, Tony Danza. Angela. Angela, come over here. Come over here.

• 49:31Speaker 07

  Hey, Jonathan, you there, man?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Rudy.

• 49:33Speaker 07

  No, that's a different show.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  He's doing, he's doing Tony Downza. It's unbelievable.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Can you do Bill Cosby? Can you do Bill Cosby?

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  They all sound the same.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Give me the pudding in the pudding pop.

• 49:48Speaker 07

  Wait, how about this? Can you do Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles?

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, that one's yours. That's for you.

• 49:52Speaker 07

  That you don't have to do it.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Bobby. Yes, Bobby, yes. I said twice. You were going to be the fifth Ninja Turtle, but we couldn't find enough oohs to make you funnier. Okay.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  So what am I? You are one of Super Shredders. I'm a Super Shredder.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  How did you make it Asian? You made it more Asian somehow.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  He was going there. I had to beat him to it.

• 50:16Speaker 07

  Splinter Asian?

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Splinter, was he Asian?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  He was Asian.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  The Rat Sensei?

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was Asian.

• 50:22Speaker 07

  Yeah. Karate, Karate Rat?

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  That's Asian, dude.

• 50:26Speaker 07

  Those eyes, baby.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be.

• 50:28Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Speaker 07

  You know, who does the voice of Splinter?

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 50:31Speaker 07

  Same guy who does the voice of Elmo, Kevin Clash.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  I know Kevin Clash. Did you see the documentary?

• 50:36Speaker 07

  Yes, it was incredible.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Finding out, Elmo?

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable.

• 50:38Speaker 07

  Elmo.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Finding, no, Finding Emo. Elmo started an emo band.

• 50:44Speaker 07

  Some 41.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  He started an emo band, Emo Elmo.

• 50:49Speaker 07

  Wait, if it's Elmo following around.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  My girlfriend doesn't love me anymore. Yeah, that's Kevin. He also did Splinter?

• 50:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Kevin Clash is very talented.

• 50:58Speaker 07

  Very talented.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Came from, uh, Baltimore.

• 51:02Speaker 07

  Did not know that.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Did he not? Did you Google it?

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. How do you know that?

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  I saw the documentary.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, that documentary.

• 51:11Speaker 07

  Wait, can you do a Joe Biden?

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't be challenging, but you have to do it first.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Bobby. Hey. Come on. What? Bobby. I'm here. We're doing it, come on. Yeah. Under my administration, we're the first black old mermaid. Black vermin.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  You know, I don't know if it's your physical features, but you've made all of these Asian, even if they aren't.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, then forget it. I don't have any support from you ever creatively.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  When it comes to impressions, no.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  And I, all right, well, then I can sing.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear.

• 51:45Speaker 07

  Can you sing?

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  What? I am. That was just me warming up.

• 51:48Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 51:51Speaker 07

  Oh, my God. You're on The Voice. Everyone's like just turning around so fast.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Guys, I was warming up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  I love it. Go.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Somewhere over the rainbow. Yeah.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Ah, tits. Right to tits.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  The kid loves the tits. He did grow up in Baltimore, Maryland. Shout out to Kevin Clash.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  Sesame Street. I would love to know what the residuals look like for fucking Elmo.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's the executive producer of, um.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine?

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Of Sesame Street.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be the most sold doll in Sesame Street history.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, do you know the story behind it, right? Is Elmo was a thing before, right? And they kept passing the doll around, right?

• 52:41Speaker 07

  Yes, yes.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  And then one guy threw it at Kevin Clash and Kevin was a young, you know, black.

• 52:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Puppeteer.

• 52:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  And he was like, you're giving me this? I don't know what to do with it. And he went home and he kinda, cause he used to have a gritty voice.

• 52:53Speaker 07

  Yes, yes. I remember, like a gr- like a Oscar the Grouch type.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Oscar the Grouch type of character. And he goes.

• 52:59Speaker 07

  I love that you know.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  The foundation of Elmo is gonna be love.

• 53:03Speaker 07

  Innocence, yeah, and love.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Love and pure innocence.

• 53:06Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  And he approached it from that direction and he created The Voice.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty beautiful.

• 53:10Speaker 07

  Very special. Remember, remember when we went and saw the Mister Rogers movie and both cried, but we were four seats apart?

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Why were we four seats apart?

• 53:17Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Did I buy four seats?

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you like your space.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 07

  You treat movies like Maggiano's.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 07

  You get a little extra space.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you sit over there. I got all these. Is that what happened?

• 53:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, well, we both cried, I remember.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  You look, is that, but we, we did have a separation?

• 53:32Speaker 07

  Like maybe one or two.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 53:34Speaker 07

  But I think it's because there was no one in the.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 53:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 07

  But you looked over me and you were like, you're crying, right? And I was like, oh, yeah.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I cried.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  You got it, Mister Rogers.

• 53:41Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was, uh, the documentary, right?

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we cried together.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  So beautiful.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't cry at movies, do you?

• 53:49Speaker 07

  It's the last movie you cried in.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  I know, we already said.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Project Hail Mary.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Hail Mary, I cried pretty hard. I cried, I cried a lot at, um,

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  Everything Everywhere All at Once.

• 54:01Speaker 07

  Oof, yeah.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  I cried about five times in that fucking movie.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  That was a great movie.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  And then I cried, uh, I cried probably the hardest that I've cried.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  I know what.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  The rental movie.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  Huh? Family, Rental Family? With, um.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Brendan Fraser. That's, I remember.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Bald.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  It was so fucking beaut- did you ever see that? It was so fucking good, so underrated. It's an incredible story. Brendan Fraser plays this actor who moves to Japan to try to reinvigorate his career because he can't get work in L.A. anymore. And then he finds like a job, which is him being a rental friend, basically. And they, you, they rent you out for a companionship. And it, this connection and this, it dude, it's.

• 54:39Speaker 07

  Oh, my God.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely stunning.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  One of the best cries I've ever had, one of the best like heartwarming film. I also cried.

• 54:48Speaker 07

  Ernest, Ernest Goes to Jail?

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Bald. No, camp.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  All, all the, those Ernest movies I grew up with.

• 54:54Speaker 07

  Unbelievable.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 54:55Speaker 07

  Jim Varney.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Jim Varney, yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 07

  No, what were you gonna say?

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Genius. Jim Varney was a fucking genius.

• 55:00Speaker 07

  He was.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  You, I don't think we're ever, why? Characters that get to make films like Ace Ventura, like characters that you really believed were human beings.

• 55:07Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if that's ever gonna happen again.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  What is the budget of those movies?

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I, 70 grand.

• 55:12Speaker 07

  I used to memorize Ace Ventura, uh, sit like long paragraph, uh, pieces of dialogue and recite it to friends on the bus.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 55:20Speaker 07

  Fucking loved that movie.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  3.5 million and they grossed 23 million. And this is in the 80s, by the way.

• 55:26Speaker 07

  23 million?

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  In the 80s.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  So that's like 60 million now.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  What did he got for that?

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Not a lot. I don't imagine they paid him a lot. Back then, they probably didn't get anything upfront. He probably got all of his money on the backend sales.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that did a lot.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  V H S, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying for the film, he probably got, I don't know, maybe 200 grand or something like that.

• 55:45Speaker 07

  Cause who else did like?

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  100 grand?

• 55:46Speaker 07

  Like who else created a character to where it was just like, now he's going to camp, then he's going to Alaska, then he's going to the bunny ranch, then he's going to fucking, you know, wild waves.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 55:55Speaker 07

  He just went to every place and it was like, just drop the guy and it's fish out of water, right?

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fish out, yeah.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. What is?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Let's think of some, in space, they probably did space.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Ernest Goes to Space?

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  I think they, no, they didn't.

• 56:08Speaker 07

  They did Muppets in space.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Muppets.

• 56:09Speaker 07

  They did Apollo 13.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about Ernest.

• 56:11Speaker 07

  Oh, gotcha, yeah, yeah.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm talking about fucking Ernest right now.

• 56:13Speaker 07

  It's kind of a human Muppet.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, was it a play?

• 56:17Speaker 07

  Hey Vern, it's outer space.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Hey Vern, it's outer space. They did go to outer space. Ernest Goes to Space never produces a feature length, although an outer space themed episode aired during the character's 1988 Saturday morning television series. Hey Vern, it's Ernest.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:29Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Ernest P. Worrell.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  When did he die? He died, when did he die?

• 56:35Speaker 07

  Not too long ago. I'm gonna say 2004.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go seven.

• 56:40Speaker 07

  I'm smoking.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Seven, eight.

• 56:42Speaker 07

  2000.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  2000. Hey, go back to that real fast. Now, this.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  50?

• 56:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  This is an exploration.

• 56:47Speaker 07

  He smoked a lot.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  You can hear from that voice, man.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Now, is this, is this, was this a clever writing? If you zoom in on his name is Ernest P. Worrell. So Ernest, when someone is earnest. And Worrell, is that a play on worry or worrier or worrying? He was like an earnest worry warrior.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  It's not the Dead Sea Scrolls. What are you doing?

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  You don't think many times they're trying to interject that into the film?

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it needs one of them.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Why, why Ernest?

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  I think they write in a minute.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever heard Ernest before as a name? They don't throw that into many scripts. Ernest.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  What are you getting so aggressive from me for?

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  You came at me, bitch. You said this isn't the Dead Sea Scrolls. Don't fucking start with me.

• 57:25Speaker 06

  The space movie was unmade, but some fans think, uh, Rocketman may have been.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that, by Harland, our boy.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Such a good fucking movie.

• 57:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's so good.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  The reason I bring this up is because I read an article one time that went in the depths of Truman, of The Truman Show, and the, the meaning was true man, every man. He was supposed to represent every man on earth.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's deep.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  And how he was representative, we all feel trapped and a part of something else and we're all trying to find the real us as life goes on. And most of the time, it's right in front of your face.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  You're doing facial stuff, huh? I see your face, you're doing facial stuff.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Like getting facials?

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  You're getting some deep facial work. Your skin is almost too perfect.

• 58:03Speaker 07

  No, I shaved yesterday.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  There's something rosy about your face, very healthy.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's gonna be a dad soon.

• 58:09Speaker 07

  Maybe that's it.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Have you announced that?

• 58:11Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you've talked about it.

• 58:12Speaker 07

  Baby girl.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you've talked about it on pods or anything like that.

• 58:15Speaker 07

  No.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Did you take, do the test?

• 58:16Speaker 07

  So here we go.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you do the tests?

• 58:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, I will find out who the father is in like six weeks.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm talking about.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you? I think I know.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 07

  Mark Maron.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Dean Del Rey.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Eric Griffin.

• 58:24Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, dude. Payback for taking San Jose. Your wife. You know how much I love that club?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  She loves motorcycles.

• 58:35Speaker 07

  I'm very excited. I'm terrified, but I'm excited, yeah. But I think it'll be good.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  You can do it.

• 58:39Speaker 07

  I'm gonna be silly, I'm gonna be patient, I'm gonna be all about it, but I don't know. Who knows? You know?

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  We know.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be awesome.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be disaster.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be, you're gonna be, you're gonna be twice, if not three times, the father that Andres is. That's a fact.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 06

  That's not too much.

• 58:55Speaker 07

  So. You're dead?

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's got a beautiful daughter.

• 58:59Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  Like such a sweet little. And she's bilingual.

• 59:02Speaker 07

  Cool.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  She's bilingual and so she'll, he gets mad because she'll answer, she hears in Spanish, but answers in English. And so they're trying to curb that.

• 59:11Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  And what did she say? Will you do the thing? You want to talk about making me cry?

• 59:14Speaker 07

  She loves this.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  To make, here, you want to make me cry right now? Tell them what you told me off the air about her.

• 59:20Speaker 07

  What's, what's Bobby doing here?

• 59:23Speaker 07

  And I say, well, he has a headache. What's Andrew doing here?

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  She's so cute. She's wanting to know what we're up to.

• 59:29Speaker 07

  How old is she? She's three.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Three. And she hears us in the background at their house. So she'll go, that's Bobby.

• 59:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  That's Bobby with Andrew.

• 59:35Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Andrew's mad at Bobby again.

• 59:37Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  That's what she says in the living room.

• 59:39Speaker 07

  Wow. So yeah, she gets to be part of my mental health with this.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  So what I have at my house.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Esther brings her kids over. Kalila brings her son over.

• 59:50Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  We have a little pool party.

• 59:52Speaker 07

  Now you're invited. Saturdays at nine.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Now you're invited.

• 59:55Speaker 07

  Now they have a kid.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring a cat because there's red tailed hawks in the back.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:00Speaker 07

  My God, are they really?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't bring your cat.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  You don't have a cat.

• 1:00:03Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  You guys have a dog, two dogs.

• 1:00:05Speaker 07

  I had got attacked by my sister's cat when I was in eighth grade and that solidified me, cats. Oh, God.

• 1:00:15Speaker 07

  That's a fucking wild.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  When you get hissed at by a cat.

• 1:00:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's the worst.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Cause they, they click before to let you know.

• 1:00:23Speaker 07

  Yep. Yep. And then it just hopped. By the way, I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup. Oh, this story gets good. Actually, I forgot this is what happened. I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup by myself. Mom's out working, sister's out smoking or whatever, getting fingered. And I'm sitting there and I'm eating my cup of soup.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  She's getting fingered?

• 1:00:39Speaker 07

  She had a wild.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:00:40Speaker 07

  Couple of years in high school. Yeah. But now she's great. Now she's great.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  Still getting fingered though.

• 1:00:45Speaker 07

  Yeah, by Dirt Day, my white rapper brother in law. And so I'm eating, um, shout out, shout out.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to the, it's the best.

• 1:00:50Speaker 07

  Check out his music. Uh, just look up Dirt Day. So I'm eating the cup of soup.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 1:00:54Speaker 07

  And I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching Saved by the Bell, the college years, most likely. And I hear.

• 1:01:03Speaker 07

  And I look over like that and I'm sitting there and I'm like mid bite and it's fresh. I've taken maybe two bites. It's so hot. This thing lunges at me and what, what, there's, there's no defense. There's, it's in my lap. So I put my hands up because I'm like, I gotta stop this thing. Boom spilled. I mean.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Soup cock.

• 1:01:21Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Speaker 07

  This ball on Fox. Yeah.

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Hold on.

• 1:01:23Speaker 07

  Posting it, Joel Mc.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Joel Mc.

• 1:01:26Speaker 07

  Spilled. I don't want to say third degree burns, but I mean, it was bad for at least probably three days. And then the cat, so now he's a cat. So spilled and then the cat's on me clawing. Okay. And then, you know, one of those things, my sister, you know, gets home and I'm telling her what happened and she's like, no way. He wouldn't do that. And I'm like, fuck, we had Cam.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you a question.

• 1:01:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Let's say I work for National Geographic.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 1:01:48Speaker 07

  Imagine if you do that. Oh my God, I would love you directing.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you can't keep turning in articles about poop. We're gonna have to get something else.

• 1:01:55Speaker 07

  Bobby's looking over at all the, uh, at all the African women being like, oh, this man.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  I have a tiger sanctuary, actually. I changed it.

• 1:02:02Speaker 07

  My God, can you imagine?

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Right. And I raise cubs.

• 1:02:06Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  To tigers.

• 1:02:07Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  So I go out and sleep in the sanctuary with the tiger. They know me, right? But you come over.

• 1:02:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Would you go into the cage?

• 1:02:16Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So why would you, you know, eat soup around a fucking free cat?

• 1:02:21Speaker 07

  When has ever there been?

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  This makes perfect sense.

• 1:02:23Speaker 07

  Wait, what the fuck are you? Wait, what? When has eating soup in front of a cat been an issue?

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  It's an old, it's an old, look it up. Look it up. You're not supposed to eat soup in front of cats.

• 1:02:33Speaker 07

  Yeah. Like showing red to a bull.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 07

  This is a real thing.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  Once you let the cat out of the bag, you can't eat soup in front of it. You can eat soup in front of your cat, but, but you must keep the bull completely out of their reach.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you didn't do that.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  You didn't do that. That was your fault.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  That's your fault. That's your fault. Out of reach.

• 1:02:48Speaker 07

  But not because it's going to attack you, because it may.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  Adam, Adam.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Adam.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  It's our show.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Internet.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  The internet says what it says.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  What it says.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Can cats eat chicken noodle soup? And was it chicken? Was it Campbell's Chunky?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 07

  It was cup of soup.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Cup of soup. Okay. By Campbell's, no less.

• 1:03:02Speaker 07

  They did cup of soup?

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  They did cup of soup.

• 1:03:03Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She had a cup of soup.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  So go back, look at this stop right there, right there. Go in.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no, go back, my friend. You were there. So zoom in garlic and onions. These belong to the allium plant family and destroy a cat's. Uh, destroy the screen's cutting out.

• 1:03:18Speaker 07

  Red blood.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Destroy cats, red blood cells, severe anemia. So it was threatened by you. So you were eating something that was going to hurt it. So it saw you as a threat.

• 1:03:25Speaker 07

  Now, looking back.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm team cat.

• 1:03:27Speaker 07

  This also.

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm team cat over team Adam.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good. Good, good, good.

• 1:03:30Speaker 07

  But now, looking back, I might have egged the cat on because I was like.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, see, yeah.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, callback to my thing. Yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 07

  So I did, there might've been a little bit of encouragement on my part.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  You can't egg.

• 1:03:43Speaker 07

  Warrant the violence.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  You can't egg.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, I raised my cats and I know my cats.

• 1:03:48Speaker 07

  Do you raise them or do they just?

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I have three cats. I raised them as, as they were the kittens.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  He did. He breastfed them.

• 1:03:54Speaker 07

  Did you really?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  And it hurts so bad, you know, and no milk comes out of here too.

• 1:03:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  That's by the way, I'm a man.

• 1:04:00Speaker 07

  Oh, I've read your blogs.

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  Yuzu comes out of there.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hey, fuck.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you sound like a cat.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  But I'm saying is if I had to sink a, a lion sanctuary, you wouldn't go into the cage.

• 1:04:14Speaker 07

  No, no, no.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  No, of course not.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Because you should be mindful.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  And be aware of your surroundings.

• 1:04:21Speaker 07

  Oh, I get, I get fired up when I see kids tapping on the protective shield of the zoo. It's like you, I almost want those gorillas to break it down and just grab.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  I'll go one step further. Shut down the zoos.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Don't eat them.

• 1:04:31Speaker 07

  Yeah, you really.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  SeaWorld especially.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Shut that the fuck down.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  How is that still going?

• 1:04:35Speaker 07

  I mean.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, but San Diego is home to SeaWorld and the biggest, most popular zoo in the United States.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  You ever see blackfish, guy?

• 1:04:41Speaker 07

  Well, I don't see color, but I have.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I have, I've seen regular fish.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Documentary black fish. It's a white fish doing blackface.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever see this documentary?

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Tonight we have a white fish sashimi in blackface. Mmm, good. Is that new style? The new style?

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Blackfish is wild.

• 1:04:59Speaker 07

  Chili's is really expanding.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever see this documentary is what I'm saying.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  It's so fucked up.

• 1:05:02Speaker 07

  It's unbelievable.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  You saw this?

• 1:05:04Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so heartbreaking.

• 1:05:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's traumatizing.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  When, when, when a, a, a mother can't get a hold of his kid.

• 1:05:11Speaker 07

  When they get separated, you.

• 1:05:17Speaker 07

  You know?

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 07

  Okay, forget it.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I was on, I was in full support.

• 1:05:21Speaker 07

  I'm off.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. You're good.

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  Have you ever been to the San Diego, the Wild Animal Park? Like, have you done the tour?

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:27Speaker 07

  When I was down there one time, I, we went and we went on the tour and you have this young, you know, I was a tour guide at Universal Studios. And so I'm already empathetic, of course, you are, I'm already empathetic to the tour guide people. Cause I'm like, it's such a tough job because you're delayed, you're backed up. But at the zoo, this guy is calling attention to animals that 87% of the time are like, I'm gonna fucking take a nap, dude.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm tired.

• 1:05:50Speaker 07

  Inside the.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:51Speaker 07

  So this kid couldn't have been older than 24. We're going around, you could tell it's like fourth or fifth day. And he's like, guys, um, my name is Brian and welcome to the San Diego Wild Animal Kingdom Tour. Who's ready to see some creatures? We're going around like, yeah, yeah. And we go, and he's like, if you guys, oh my God, you, we're gonna, our first stop is Tony the Tiger. Not the Frosted Flakes guy, but he might enjoy a bowl of fun if you guys get close enough. Look over there. Tony is right next to that big tree. Oh, don't really see it. Well, you know what? We're gonna do a loop on the back and we'll see if we can see Tony next time. And if you look over here, you're gonna see Hank the hippo. Hank has a sister named Henrietta and they came over from Zimbabwe. Look over in that creek. There's a couple of little, nah, fuck it. Well, Google a picture of a hippo. And he just like kept struggling and we didn't see anything.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:36Speaker 07

  Every stop and you could hear, you know, at, at a certain point, he would, you know, he was just scrambling. He was like, there's a Latino family sharing a churro, you know? Just to like call attention to something and you could hear people on the tram like getting restless, being like, this fucking shit sucks. $300 to ride that thing. The zoo is a scam.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  It's a scam and it should be shut down immediately. Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There you go.

• 1:06:56Speaker 06

  Hutututu is coming back.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  It's Tony Tough Eyes.

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  Remember Hutututu?

• 1:07:00Speaker 07

  Yeah, Hutututu.

• 1:07:00Speaker 06

  You remember him?

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  How could I forget?

• 1:07:02Speaker 06

  Yeah. Do like this like an eagle.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  You were smoking inside the gym.

• 1:07:08Speaker 06

  I know. I do what I want.

• 1:07:09Speaker 07

  You did smoke in that gym.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you smoked in there.

• 1:07:11Speaker 07

  I did, I didn't get, uh, in, in trouble, but.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  How did we end up in that gym after hours? How did you get us in there?

• 1:07:16Speaker 07

  Pull, pull that up. Pull, uh, there's one line that Bobby has in that, uh, I don't know. We, my friend's wife.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  It was Olympic, we did an Olympic submission tape.

• 1:07:25Speaker 07

  Taught classes.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  It's such a fucking insane, but oh yeah, your friend taught classes.

• 1:07:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how we got to run up.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  And he was spitting on us and choking us out.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  That was so fucking fun, dude.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  It was the most fun.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  Click on the video. What, what year was that, Adam? Do you remember?

• 1:07:38Speaker 07

  Oh, man.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's a 12.

• 1:07:40Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  10, 10 to 12?

• 1:07:42Speaker 07

  About right. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:45Speaker 06

  13 years ago.

• 1:07:46Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:07:50Speaker 07

  Look at that. It's a nice.

• 1:07:58Speaker 07

  Oh my God.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Hurt my hip.

• 1:08:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoking in a fucking gym. It's the.

• 1:08:08Speaker 06

  My name Hutututu.

• 1:08:12Speaker 06

  Junior.

• 1:08:14Speaker 06

  For 20 years I have my name quickly. Say I train Olympic anything. Watch your back. No, you've got to be graceful like an eagle, like an eagle. Hey, come down here. Come down here.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Grabbed him by his cock.

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  I tell you, right eagle, watch your back. You don't do nothing like that. I don't know what that means.

• 1:08:37Speaker 06

  From very athletic people. No, no, no, no, no. I tell you to be like.

• 1:08:46Speaker 06

  You know, you don't listen to me. Get back up there. Tell the guy that, you know, don't remember you born with the champion.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  In your heart.

• 1:08:55Speaker 06

  No one take it away. You can lick a lima.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  God. Just tackle.

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  Listen to nothing, man.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Kick him so hard.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  I remember how hard that was.

• 1:09:11Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, my God.

• 1:09:15Speaker 06

  You don't need to do nothing. You could smoke.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Drink if you want.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  Drink, do drugs, this, do drugs.

• 1:09:20Speaker 06

  In your heart, you have to believe.

• 1:09:23Speaker 06

  Let me help you.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Alright, get it out of here.

• 1:09:34Speaker 07

  Oh my god, dude.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Good day.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Some of our work, some of our work. We should get to do a part two.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  We could, we should. We should gotta get back out to the Olympics. Did we ever make it?

• 1:09:40Speaker 07

  They would, they would take you guys to the Olympics.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  We didn't make it.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  We never made it.

• 1:09:42Speaker 07

  Peacock coverage though, never made it, they didn't pick it up.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  NBC's gonna pick us up from that. Guys, we saw the submission tape. We, we gotta work with these guys.

• 1:09:50Speaker 07

  We couldn't believe it.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  It's unreal.

• 1:09:51Speaker 07

  Would you mind joining Snoop and Martha Stewart at the panel?

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  What a revolution. Snoop was like, fuck them hoes. And then my grandmother was like, I love Snoop.

• 1:09:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  I love Snoop.

• 1:10:00Speaker 07

  How does he translate through every?

• 1:10:02Andrew Santino?

  Because he, because he lasted so long on such a commercial level that like, he just won over everybody. He wasn't just a rapper at some point, he was a personality.

• 1:10:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  And it just, look at that, he's at the, he's at like Churchill Downs.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's insane, look at it.

• 1:10:15Speaker 07

  Highest balls right there.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  You know, I smoked weed with Snoop.

• 1:10:20Speaker 07

  No, you didn't.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I smoked.

• 1:10:22Speaker 07

  All I wanna do, just once.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and he, he couldn't keep up.

• 1:10:26Speaker 07

  With you?

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he bailed out.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  You smoke a lot?

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Can you smoke a lot?

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  No dude, I'm exaggerating. I could, of course he could fucking keep up. He's smoked circles around this guy, fuck it. It's all he does all day. I think the only guy to compete with him would be Wiz Khalifa.

• 1:10:36Speaker 07

  Or Doug Benson.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  I think Wiz smokes the most pot on planet.

• 1:10:40Speaker 07

  Does he really?

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't think I've, we shot an episode of Punked with that guy and he was chain smoking joints. It was just joints, just joints, just joints. It was chain smoke, so he'd light another one with another one. And then have a guy, he'd hand it to him, he'd hand it back, he'd smoke it, then someone would light a new one. I'd never not saw him with weed. It was, it was, it was impressive. You were like, are you high? Are you high? Or he's funk just, he was just functioning.

• 1:11:02Speaker 07

  That is one of the best parts of, uh, sleeping, uh, next to a man is like, when I'll get high, like my, her pregnant cravings are out of control. So I'll be baked and then she's like, oh my god, we should get a pepperoni pizza with hot fudge and a baked potato. And I'm just like, that's exactly what I want.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  I already ordered it.

• 1:11:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, I already ordered it.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  I already ordered it, babe.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  What I remember, that kinda meal is very good, when you're high.

• 1:11:26Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, you had your, you had your day in the sun, huh?

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  I did, yeah.

• 1:11:29Speaker 07

  What would be your go-to stony snack?

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  It was actually in the dark, it was in his room, with poop all over the walls.

• 1:11:33Speaker 07

  You were, that's fine. But hey, dude, sometimes people like to paint.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:11:37Speaker 07

  Get creative.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:11:38Speaker 07

  Hey, uh, when you would smoke, what would be your move? FIFA for hours or movies for hours?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Movies for hours.

• 1:11:43Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:44Speaker 07

  Well, could, would you play a little video games, uh, high?

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  I would as well, yeah.

• 1:11:48Speaker 07

  Cause some of those.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I used to farm a lot.

• 1:11:50Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 1:11:50Andrew Santino?

  You still farm?

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  I still farm, yeah.

• 1:11:52Speaker 07

  The, the farm, that's the game, the, what is it, farm, farm aid?

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Stardew Valley.

• 1:11:55Speaker 07

  Stardew, no, no, no, what you just said, but.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Stardew Valley.

• 1:11:58Speaker 07

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Remember, yes, it does matter!

• 1:11:59Speaker 07

  It does matter.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it does matter to me!

• 1:12:01Speaker 07

  I'm joking, I'm joking.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:12:02Speaker 07

  How many?

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I want, I want you to sit in this, okay, for a second, no, fuck you!

• 1:12:05Speaker 07

  What do you have? What are your crops like?

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:12:07Speaker 07

  What are your crops like?

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  If Stardew Valley, say it.

• 1:12:09Speaker 07

  Stardew Valley. Viccantic melons.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, big melons.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  Summer melons, yeah.

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  Lot of bok choy.

• 1:12:13Speaker 07

  Lot of bok choy.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  There's some bok choy, yeah, in the world, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's carrots.

• 1:12:17Speaker 07

  Love that.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's apples.

• 1:12:19Speaker 07

  Standard farm.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Apple tree, yeah.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  Standard farm?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  Standard internet farm?

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  There's the melon.

• 1:12:24Speaker 07

  Standard internet farm, standard fake farm, yeah.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the melon.

• 1:12:27Speaker 07

  Look at that, what's the name of your farm?

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  It's Tiger Belly Farm, I'm sorry.

• 1:12:32Speaker 07

  Cool, no, it's fine, hey, dude, hey, every opportunity, hey, every opportunity is a breaking opportunity, man.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, the owner, the guy that created the, um, game, saw my farm and he goes, that's the, one of the best farms I've ever seen, so I don't know what you're saying.

• 1:12:44Speaker 07

  Drought. Wait a second.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:46Speaker 07

  I love that, dude. You just got so genuinely defensive and proud in this moment, and I, I love that for you, Bobby.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Eric Barone.

• 1:12:53Speaker 07

  I, I.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  He came, came on to Tiger Belly, saw my farm, and he goes, that was the most amazing farm I've ever seen.

• 1:12:59Speaker 07

  Good for you, man.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  There he is.

• 1:13:00Speaker 07

  How does that feel?

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it feels good, and then he had a symphony at the Greek Theater and I went.

• 1:13:05Speaker 07

  That guy's, he conducts a symphony?

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  He wrote all the music for the video game and they made a symphony out of it.

• 1:13:10Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  That's in your face.

• 1:13:11Speaker 07

  Bobby, uh, I would love to have you on the show at some point. You're, you're just one of the funniest people I know. No, but also respectfully, dude, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not doing it.

• 1:13:20Speaker 07

  Great, great.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:21Speaker 07

  Great.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you, tell you the reasons though?

• 1:13:23Speaker 07

  No, I'm alright.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you the reasons!

• 1:13:25Speaker 07

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  May I tell you the reasons?

• 1:13:27Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.