Something’s Bubbling

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• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? Anything you want, you got it. Pretty woman, you got it. Anything at all, pretty woman.

• 0:44Bobby Lee?

  Blue Bayou, baby.

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  I love Roy Orbison.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, and here's a fact.

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm on an Orbison.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Every baby he's ever had came out with sunglasses.

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  Every single baby.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  That's a fact. Google it. Google it. Ain't going out like that. Ain't going out like that. Ain't going out! Ain't going out like that. See, I have songs in my head as well.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  You're a big song guy.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Cypress Hill, baby.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  Who got back their new, their new old car? You did.

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  Ain't going out like that. Ain't going out like that. Ain't going out!

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  Ain't going out!

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  Getting it out, getting it out. It's good to see you, man. We talk forever. We've been talking forever. We keep talking.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  We keep talking.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  We talk until you stop listening. And that's them the rules.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  And I hope you keep listening. I just got back from Scotland.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  You told me you didn't go.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you told me you didn't go.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, I did.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you go?

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Why would you tell me you didn't go? I like to keep you on your toes. No, no, no, what? It's so crazy. He's like, I'm in New York. I like to keep you on your toes, Tony. I go, you and Scotty goes, no, I'm in New York. I'm in New York. That's what he said. And I go, so what's the truth? I went to New York to get a slice. Yeah. Dude, I went to Cambodia. Anyone can say things. That's my point.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  I lied to you. Actually, I didn't end up the day I was supposed to be there. We got our flight diverted halfway there. I'm texting, I think I texted Carlos. I had to go down to Atlanta. There was a tornado in New York, not a real thing. So they made us go to Atlanta. Then from Atlanta, they were like, we're gonna get to New York tonight. I was like, great, I'll make my flight to Scotland. We take off, my flight to Scotland also takes off.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Into space.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Into space.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow, because that's a space move.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's where Scotland is, in space. Scotland's in space. So I went to Scotland. It was amazing. I had so much fun. I ended up going a day late. But it was great.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  It was great.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Scottish.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  And all the Scots.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Say William Wallace.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  All the Scots were like.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  He's coming down the hill.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  You like Scotland, you like our food now, Andrew, do you?

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you, Andrew? You talk about it on Bad Friends. You like my food now, Andrew?

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Is it good?

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Did we talk bad about their food on the show? People got mad at me.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  People came up to me in the restaurant, they're like, is the food as bad as you talk about on Bad Friends? I was like, the food's great. And they're like, nah.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  We never went to Scotland.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  But I'd been. Why would you say that?

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Because I'd been before.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so no.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  It improved.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is it?

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  It got better.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Is it better than New York? Ain't nothing better than a slice in New York.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  When I walk around New York City, I get a slice. Yeah.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  No, it's, it was great. And then my buddy Joey's wife ordered pizza for everyone late night, hanging out. I was like, what a good move. And then she goes, I got three pepperonis and one corn and chicken. And I was like, that's not a real pizza. I've never heard of corn and chicken in my entire life. It's a, it's a big hit in Scotland.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, there's corn in the chicken?

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Corn and chicken pizza.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Never seen it in my life.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  I prefer the chicken and the corn.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  That's a more difficult process to make.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Put the chicken in the corn.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I put little chickens inside the kernel. Yeah.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Someone got a haircut, huh? Your hair sliced, sliced and diced.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, dude. Look at me.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  I got a, I got a snip too. We all got snips.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  It's so hot, that's why!

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  It's.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Is it global warming?

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Way too hot.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a myth. You think it's a myth? I don't know.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  I think you're a myth.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  I think you're a myth, dude. I think you're mythology.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  You're a mythological creature.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  You're a siren, like I talked about earlier.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Dude, what if we find out he goes home to his wife and he talks with a regular American accent? This is all a big put on for the past six years of our life. No, dude, no, but Scotland was great. It was also hot in England, which is impossible. It was hot.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bad, dude. With all the wildfires in Europe.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know. Oh, yeah, Spain, right in France.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in France, all the wildfires?

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  What happened in España? A bunch of fires in España?

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Lots of fires, yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  This happened in Spain today.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Hundreds of migrants with wet suits and inflatables reached Spain.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  And when they say migrants, it's Mexicans. They swam a long way.

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  That's so far.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  That's a long way.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Across the Atlantic.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. The African Mexicans.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  So this is them jumping the border?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  He has Burberry on, what the hell?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  They give that out for free now, if you're, if you enter the country.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  They're saying, what's up?

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  What's up?

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look at that. Who cuts the fence? I want to know the guy that cuts the fence.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean cuts the fence?

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, because you see them going, sneaking through the fence. I want to know who's clipping it. Who's got the wire cutters to cut through the fence?

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  See, they're handing them out waters.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  You got the Edgar cut.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  They climbed the fence. What are you talking about?

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  They just cut through, they had a video. They were just, someone had cut a hole in the fence and they were going right through it. Huge.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what I'm addicted to? Jimothy.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Jimothy.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's so cute! It's a skunk, right? What is it?

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Oh, the.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  What is a skunk?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Who is Jimothy, dude?

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  I tell you, you don't know about Jimothy guy?

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm behind. Oh, the raccoon, yeah.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, guy, dude, I want one!

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  You want a handicap raccoon?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's a skunk.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Handy, well, it used to be.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  What is it? It's a raccoon. It's a raccoon, my raccoon.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  No, but I think you're still correct. I think a handicap raccoon is a skunk.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  I think that's what they are.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But let me tell you something. If I had never heard of Jimothy and I was in my backyard smoking a cigarette or whatever.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  And saw it?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  And saw it, I would freak the fuck out!

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  The world's coming to an end.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  I go, oh my God, did you hit it with a bat? Ahhh! You know?

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Don't kill.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would kill Jimothy.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Wouldn't that, wouldn't you freak the fuck out if you had never heard of Jimothy and you saw Jimothy in your backyard?

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he got that triple S, that short spine syndrome.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like a Theo Von-ism.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  They got that short spine syndrome, dude. Yeah. Jimothy, dude. There was a Chinese guy with one eye with short spine syndrome. That's a Theo Von bit.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  We had a lot of good, a lot of bad friends loved over there, man.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Humans can get it too, just FYI.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me see.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I don't.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Carlos, what do you, why do you go darker?

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  He goes so dark.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, Carlos's hair is coming in.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Look at, look, just bend down a little bit. Look at that, dude. It's like getting full. I said, he's, what if you hate it? What if it all grows in and you're like, I didn't like that. I didn't want it. I wanted to be bald.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  That is a fear for sure.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  You do, huh?

• 7:02Speaker 03

  No, but I'm into it.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna grow out really long, though?

• 7:04Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna go as long as possible, like, see what, I have a new gay barber and I'm gonna let him.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love gay barbers. Oh, they're my favorite. Yeah. Slice and dice you. Yeah.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  He's great.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Spin you around in that chair. You want crop or you want square on your back?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I wanted to do a line here too.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you want like a cool, like a young guy, like a cool, young hip guy?

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, from the 90s.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Uh, the trip was incredible. Then I went to jolly old England, had a good little time in England, met some cool people. I met the owner of Palace, you know Palace Skate Shop?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Palace.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  I know, I met the owner.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Pretty cool.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, I own.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  So let's talk about when you were gone, what my week looked like.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Bad stuff?

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  No, not bad stuff. Um, I didn't leave the house for five days in a row.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  Why? Oh, you not feeling, you, we called.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wasn't feeling well. I was bed, I was bed rotting.

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I watched things. Yeah, like Ken Burns, you know.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  You're on a Ken Burns kick lately. You're on a documentary.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you want?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't, I just, I just had sex.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  With Ken Burns?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, very tight.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Incredible.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Very tight. Historical. Yeah, it's like rust, his butthole.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Like an army ration can.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some gold. It's great. Yeah, um, you're gonna try Ken Burns.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  What historical documentaries did you rip through?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  I did, I saw Vietnam again, Civil War.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  Civil War.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good war. Winter Soldier. Yeah, Winter Soldier was a good historical.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I saw another comment. I saw another comment today on the internet about Odyssey about someone had like, what's her name had her ears pierced. She had three hole, hole piercings in her ears. And they were like, you couldn't cover that up for the, you know, for the historical reference. The actress, what's her name? Zendaya. She had like multiple ear piercings or something.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's a god, so it doesn't matter.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Gods can have piercings.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they can have whatever they want.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't disagree.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't disagree.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Poseidon can have a piercing in his penis. Who gives a shit?

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  That's where it came, that's called the Poseidon Pierce.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, but, uh, you gotta watch it, dude.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  I know, I didn't have a dime of time. I was having a good time, jumping around.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're not gonna watch it in the theater.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, but I gotta tell you, the last time I looked, I told Carlos, I was like, look for me. And there was no, everything was sold out. Everything's still sold out, dude. It's like impossible to get a couple of.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, you want to see it in a 70 millimeter.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't. I saw it at the Regal, North Hollywood, a shit theater.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  These guys have both said you should see it in 70.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait to go till it thins out.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  You promised me you're gonna watch it? Scout's Honor.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Scout's Honor.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Scout's Honor.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Blow, I rewatched that.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Blow?

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  I rewatched Blow, I rewatched Catch Me If You Can on the plane. One of the greatest, I mean, one of the greatest.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what's great about that is comforting. You're comforted by these movies.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why, but I love it so much.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  I have a lot of comforting movies.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  The scene, the scene of him in the hotel negotiating her price and then tricking her by giving her like a bigger check than he owes her and her giving him cash.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Is that Scorsese?

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  No, Spielberg.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  Does he miss that guy? My God. That scene was so good, dude, with her, with Jennifer Garner. Oh. And she's like, how much would I cost if I was in a gift shop? What a line, dude.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Watch Disclosure Day.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Disclosure Day.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  It's out and streaming.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I can watch it at home.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna see the downfall.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  The downfall of Spielberg.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  No, shut up. He's still.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Was it good?

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'm sure he's still the man.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  It was okay. Yeah.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's blunt, right?

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She's great.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's good in it.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  Not her fault.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  It's never her fault.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Who wrote it?

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Spielberg, I think.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, there's no way he wrote that.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  David Cap. David Cap.

• 10:46Speaker 04

  Who did dress it for?

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  It's too close to Close Encounters.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  I love Close Encounters.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  It's.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  It has that vibe that we need to get here.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  Sure, but it.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Right to see the alien.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  And then I slipped into the Marilyn Monroe documentary on the plane, which I.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, I don't know, nothing, no, nothing.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, master, I know nothing about her.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  The mystery, what is it called? The mystery of Marilyn Monroe? The amount of tapes that this guy has who put this together of like confidential audio tapes, like calls between her and the president and stuff.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy. I mean, so obvious they had her murdered. Like so clearly they had her killed, pilled up and killed. And they covered it all up and so many people knew. Like everyone in Hollywood knew because she was rubbing elbows with people she shouldn't have rubbed elbows.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Is she hotter than Margot Robbie, though?

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. She was the hottest star I think we've ever had, ever, ever, ever. Dude, they have video of her. This is pre-lip filler.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  Mythological.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  She was. She should have been in The Odyssey.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You knew who Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful back then?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Stunning.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Stunning.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  But what I'm saying is this is.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Big old titties.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  This is pre-getting work done and you see her without any makeup and Marilyn Monroe.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Look at how beautiful. I'm more of Elizabeth Taylor. Do you like how I look, Robert? Yeah.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  She's hot, dude.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  That's a good Elizabeth.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  Elizabeth Taylor?

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  No, but Marilyn Monroe, stunning, stunning.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, look at her face, dude.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  She looks, Julie Andrews was hot like that when she was young, too.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  But Marilyn Monroe, you could tell, man, that was Hollywood weirdo stuff, weirdo stuff, dude.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Also, by the way, I called, I called because I wanted to find out what was going on for your birthday and you're traveling on your birthday. What's with you avoiding fun on your birthday?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Why does it have to be on my birthday?

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't, but it's fun when it's on your.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you canceled Hawaii.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm not, what do you mean? I didn't cancel Hawaii.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what they said.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  No, we just haven't booked it yet.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Are you going to Hawaii?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Are you going to Hawaii?

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  No, if you don't, it's gonna really upset me.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Pretty woman. Anything you want. Okay, anyway, yeah, you, are you going?

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  You know why I can't go?

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Do you know why?

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because there are no golf courses out there?

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's nothing but golf courses out there, first of all. Second of all, the amount of things I'm seeing on the internet, tourists go away. Hawaii doesn't want us there.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  Read it. It's all over the news. Go away tourists. They do not want us there.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  They want us there.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  I promise you when you go there.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Google Hawaii tourists go away and I'm telling you, it's every news article now. They're tired of it. They want us out. They don't want Howleys. I'm a Howley and I gotta get out of there. No whites, get out. Anti-tourist. They're doing it now. It's like a huge protest. They're beating up fucking tourists because they're kicking the shit out of them. They don't want them there.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  And you could pass. You got the.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  I do pass.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Not me, I'm a Howley, dog.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Visitor arrivals dropped roughly 829,000, falling five, almost 5% recently because of this protest. That's a lot, dude. It's a lot of people. They don't want them around. So what am I gonna do? Do I have to put on, I gotta do brown face to fit in?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you right now, you have so many fans out there that you're gonna be fine. Yeah, you're gonna be, you're going.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm going.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you don't go.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  I'll go.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  If you don't go, I'll be so upset at you.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  I'll go.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Is he, is that true?

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Then you'll be mad?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that he's gonna go.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  I don't know, yeah. Andrew would never lie to you.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at me right now, dude.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Scout's on.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Scout's on.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Scout on.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Scout on.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Scout on.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go. For you, I'll go.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm mad.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  I think we should do a Hawaiian version of Bad Friends out.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  I totally agree. I'm mad that we're not doing anything for your birthday. We'll celebrate before, but.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, on the 16th, I'll be there. My birthday is September 17th. On the 16th, I'll be there. Why don't we have the dinner then?

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  We can.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  I have to tour. I have a date in Salem, Oregon or whatever.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  You don't even know where you're.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where I'm going, but that's a guy have a date somewhere.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, you don't have cats.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  No cats.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  So, so this is what a cat does. When a cat leaves for the vet, because I don't take all three cats to the vet sometimes.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Can't. Too many cats.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But when that cat comes back, it's as if those two other cats have never met that cat before.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Because something happened.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  No, they smell something.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? So they start hissing at each other.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  It's really sad. It's like if you went to Scotland, came back and like.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  It's like, who are you?

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Because they saw the other side.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  No, they, it's a smell thing.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, they picked up his scent while they were there.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and another thing is, is that I have now, because Kalila left, she got a new dog. She left Hawaii, so the dog's at my house now. Her name is Lady. So now I have four dogs and three cats and sometimes Jules just leaves. She's like, I'm going to a rave. You know what I mean? I go, go, and I have seven animals in the house. It stresses me the fuck out.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Too many animals. Feline non-recognition aggression happens when one cat smells completely different and is mistaken for a stranger. So they think the cat is not who it was before.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, perhaps it's no longer the same cat.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  What if they switch out cats behind our back? Something could be.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I know that it's my cat.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  How do you know?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Because I memorized all the little things.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  They're getting better, they're getting. Good at duplication.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Really? Like, you know, like Goonie has like one little stripe on his nose I recognize, you know?

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Be careful.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  You might be, you might have inherited like a cat from the machine. Like they could have fabricated this cat, sent it in your house.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Why would they do that?

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. Why would they do?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, explain to me why would they.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Camera cat, that thing could be filled with cameras.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, anyway, I'm not falling for this. Your lies anymore.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you can clone a cat.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it would, that would take months and months.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  Not for them now. Now they're doing it fast.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  24-hour.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  24-hour flip.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  They're doing it.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  Nuclear transfer.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Is it cheaper now? Because remember we Googled it years ago?

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  35 grand.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  That's still, if you loved.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  I think Tom Brady did that with his dog, I think.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think Tom Brady did it with Tom Brady.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  I think he's a clone of himself.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Like Meryl Streep did it, I think.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  She cloned her dogs. Wow.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  You would never.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Clone?

• 16:58Speaker 04

  No, smart people don't do that. It's like a.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I would clone one.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Goby.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  It's Goby.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Goby.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  I love her so much.

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  Goby forever.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just like when Jules calls, because all the dogs sleep in her room. But Goby will stay out. What do you mean?

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  It's just like, of course they sleep in her room.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  I can't deal with it.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  She's a protective force. They feel safe around her.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Your room is a chaotic.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  There's no chaos. There's just, there's a lot of.

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Fluids.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Lot of fluids.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  So wet. The whole room is wet.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  It's moist, it's humid.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  The ceiling.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  It's Miami.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Dripping.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  It's the.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  My room's like Miami. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely Grand Theft Auto.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  I had a, I had a, I had a dream that something is coming.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I've had dreams too. Tell me about your dream.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  I had an earthquake dream, a big, big earthquake dream, and I thought.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  That's actually gonna happen.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  What if a big one is coming?

• 17:49Speaker 04

  You an earthquake?

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  I know, they're not my friends. But I, but I did dream about the other one before it came too.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  I think a big one is on its way. We haven't had one in a long time.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Dreams of earthquake, but not the earthquake, but it's comedian.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, me too. Shaking the room. It's coming.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  He's just in my room. What are you doing here? We're at earthquake?

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  90.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  What's up, Bobby?

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  Chance of an earthquake coming. It's coming.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  It's coming, yeah. And this one's gonna be big. The California one?

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  6.7 or larger.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why are you laughing, dude? You're, you're, you're a naysayer.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  I'm just saying.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  You're the reason why we have these hot nights.

• 18:22Speaker 04

  I just don't want Andrew to look to go to the bathroom.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go back.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Don't go to the bathroom when they're doing the earthquake.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Scout's on.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Scout's on her.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  Look what it's called.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's it called?

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  San Andreas.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Fault.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  And this is your fault, San Andreas.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  This is why we're in trouble, because of you. I saw that. I saw it in theaters.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  You saw that?

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  You saw that?

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Big Rock fan.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  Not the Odyssey, but.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I saw it too, I think.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  The Rock is the man.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  He is a man.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna watch whatever he wants. He says, watch this movie, I go see it.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  I love disaster movies, but we've talked about.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Moana? I'm going, you think I'm not seeing?

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna watch Moana before fucking The Odyssey?

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  I'll do a double feature.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you're not gonna, no, watch The Odyssey. If you watch Moana before The Odyssey, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, dude. I will lose it. I will lose it.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  First of all, you have to apply for a new visa to get to Hawaii. You have to watch, have watched Moana before you go to Hawaii. You know that. They ask you questions about Moana.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  I never even saw the cartoon version of it.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  You're in deep shit, pal. Because you gotta know, and it's not, and Lilo and Stitch used to count, doesn't anymore. You gotta see Moana now.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  Before you get to any of the islands, they need to know, do you know? Plotlines for Moana. Characters, that's what they ask you at the border now.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, name me a character in Moana.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Mokaso.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  There is no Mokaso, dude.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, turn that off for a second. Name me the char, name, name me the different variety of characters in Moana.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  Paloots.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Paloots.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Paloots.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Totongo?

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Totongo.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  Moana.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  He's a parakeet.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Mogaso.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mogaso is definitely. He's a turtle.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  There's a turtle, there's a talking coconut.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Anook.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  Anook is a talk.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  What's the song with the talking coconut? Every day on the island. No, yeah.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it again, yeah.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Every day on the island, I'm a coconut.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Famous Moana.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a Mo, yeah. And it's great. There's so many of them. And then when they're in the chorus, I'm a coconut. Yeah, it's amazing.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Love that song.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's good.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  What's the story of Moana?

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, they, but.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the story. Yeah, I wanna know the. I never saw it.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  You should see it.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me the story.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  You gotta see.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Quince. Oh my god, the one thing I love about summer is how easy everything feels. The days are a little bit more relaxed and I find myself reaching for the same comfortable go anywhere pieces again and again and I get it from Quince, I'll tell you that.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  That's why I keep coming on back to Quince. They focus on well-made, this is so soft, it's unbelievable. It really is.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Beyond soft.

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  Well-made, beautiful, 100% European linen pants that they have on there, they're breathable, easy to throw on in the summertime. And they just start at $34. I like these like nighttime sweaties hanging around the house. Everything at Quince is priced 50, 80% less than similar brands. Don't overpay for quality and comfort.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  They work with, you know, directly with ethical factories and cut out the middlemen. And you're paying for exceptional quality, not brand markup.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

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• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Now available in Canada too. That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/badfriends for free shipping and a 365 day return.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Quince.com/badfriends.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Quo. You know, we were running a business here and

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we are. It's a goofy business, but we're running a business.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we use Quo, why?

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  We do. We set it up at our production offices because Quo said, give it a try because you know what?

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, in this day and age of business, a lot of people are trying to reach you and it's a business phone system where you never ever miss a call, no matter if it's an incoming call or if it's a, even if it's a, you know, like someone inquiring, could be a collector, you never know. But running a business means you're always gotta be reachable.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Unanswered calls is the worst way to conduct your business.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  It's terrible. It's terrible.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  You need somebody to be there.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

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• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Quo is also the number one rated business phone system on G2.

• 22:36Andrew Santino?

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• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  That's Quo, Q-U-O.com/badfriends.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, Anuk and Mukano, they're being pushed off of the island. The island's being gentrified.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  That's the whole story.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  By skims?

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  Heavy skims.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  It's all skims.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Skims and hollies.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

  And Moana has to kind of save the day, so to speak, along with her new band of friends with the frog and the turtle.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  The frog and the turtle.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's a great movie. That's probably what it is about. We're gonna go see it.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  It's not about that.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Gentrification. That's what they're talking about in Moana.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  It's, okay.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  Disney adventure about a brave village chief's daughter, a magical ocean and a stolen goddess heart and also gentrification.

• 23:38Andrew Santino?

  She lives on a peaceful Polynesian island called Motuni.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about gentrification?

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  More, more, more, more.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get more, dude. That's, how do you think Carlos is able to live where he lives?

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, let's see this.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  Near the east side? That was not, he wasn't, he did not belong.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  It's so unbelievable. When I first moved to Silver Lake Echo Park in the 90s and what it is now.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, in the 90s, it was like, like you would hear gunshots.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  People screaming. And I'm from the suburbs, I'd just be in my blankets. So scared.

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  Like that scene in Big when they chat in the St. James Hotel.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  And hear people screaming outside. Now they have duck boats. They got duck boats in the water now down there, right?

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, wow.

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  They cleaned up, there's an air one there now.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  TV shows are based out of there now. I love L.A.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's cool now.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Before it was like, hey puto, where you looking at, bro?

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you get beat up on the water.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll go, I'm sorry.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you get jumped on.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, I looked at you. But I was a survivor. I was not scared of MS-13.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't say that.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I'll tell you why, MS-13, if you're looking in the camera.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm scared of you. For the record, I'm scared of you. I'm on your side.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared, but I'm safe.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, don't do hand signals.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am. Yeah.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  That's it. Now you're gone.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, west side.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  They buy tickets to

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  West side, whatever it is.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  They're cool. I'll do jobs for you.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're, yeah. Hey.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Cuz they know that I'm not a, I'm not a threat.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  You're not an oppressor.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  No, that's, it's not about oppressing.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's an oppressor.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're an oppressor. They would shoot you the fuck up.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  You go to the neighborhood, they go, this is

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but for me, I was like a little guy.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  And as soon as you

• 25:12Speaker 03

  I'm a customer.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  But as soon as you get hair, they're not gonna trust you.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  No, I'll sleep it back.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Before they got out, you were a scientist or something.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  You're like an engineer, dog?

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  I like a meth scientist.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  What's up, dog? Do you do math and shit?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  No, I let the Mexicans tie their, or lock their bike next to my door. I hook everyone.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  Their bike. Whose bike was it?

• 25:30Speaker 03

  It's the guy. That's

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Send me the coconut song again.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm a coconut on the island. It's such a, I love that. Moana, Moana forever, man.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  You're a liar, dude.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna watch Moana before I watch Odyssey.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  If you do, my heart will break. Here's two things I know it's gonna happen, okay? No Hawaii, you're not going, right? And also, you're not gonna watch the Odyssey.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna FaceTime you from Moana, just to bum you out.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  That'd be, well, it's your loss.

• 25:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what if I go to Hawaii, but I don't go to, to your island? If I go to a different island, does that count?

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  No, cuz you're gonna do the show with me on the 15th, what night it did. You have to do a guest spot.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  Saturday the 16th.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  You have to do a guest spot.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  I will do.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  I will do. You're not going, are you?

• 26:12Speaker 03

  I'm going.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Everyone listening, if you're in Hawaii, I'm doing a show. What's it called?

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee Live.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee Live, but what's the venue?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Go to your website.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to my website.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  This will already be out, by the way.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  September 12th. No, September 12th.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Will it be out this one?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so

• 26:32Speaker 03

  No, it won't be.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go watch me at

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  The Lasdale Concert Hall.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Great ad.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  You're leaving early. He's not even gonna be there.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, the 16th is pushing it, so, I mean, I'll just have to extend my stay. Yeah, if we all go for the 16th, I'll just stay.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we have to go.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  We have to go.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  By the way, McCone's been ducking. For people that wanna know, McCone's in London. He just bailed again on this show.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Now, he's gotta be fired.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm down. I already said it.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  And then you with your dog sick?

• 27:00Speaker 03

  I, I've missed one episode in two years.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Dog sick, dog sick's valid.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  But is he sick?

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. You have paperwork?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have paperwork and I have video evidence.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  If you have a doctor's note, then I'll, I'll

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Send me a photo of Mitch McConnell too.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, I need evidence.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  If you're gonna do it, due diligence, you know?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just giving you a receipt.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he's locking in.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a vet. It better not be grooming.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Oh, here it is.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  It's not grooming, here's

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Invoice.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Invoice, let's read it.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in, zoom in.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  He's getting a haircut.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  My, I, I don't groom my

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  You got a, you got a Mohawk?

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  You take your dog to Mohawk Alley, that's what it's called?

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that's where I went with my ex, so I didn't know where else to go.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  It's bullshit, dude. Just be honest. You don't wanna come that day.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  That's crazy. I've never, no, Andrew knows I wouldn't fucking do that.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  He would never do that, but did something else come up?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  That's something else came up.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  Something else came up.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a woman?

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  It's a lady friend.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Involved with some sort of pill?

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Lady pill.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, lady pill, dude.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Oh, what's funny is those two things did happen, but days later.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay. Maybe your memory's serving you wrong. Perhaps it happened on that day and you think it was two days later.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  I would never skip work, ever.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  I believe you, actually.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  So is Archie okay?

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's okay now, thank god.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  What, what was going on?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  He's had a little issue with his anal glands.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  He put something up there.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Sir, what have you been putting in your dog's butt? Do you wipe your dog's butt after he poops?

• 28:25Speaker 03

  I do, of course, yeah.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  But they tell you, don't do that. Because then they do have trouble with their anal glands. They're not

• 28:30Speaker 03

  I've been doing it wrong then.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  They're not supposed to be wiped. Dogs don't need to be wiped. Don't do that. That's not good.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Bobby has put something in my butt too, and I didn't

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that was a Kit Kat bar.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Kit Kat bars belong up there.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  It was a Tic Tac.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Tic Tac.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  When you break a Kit Kat, you eat the left one and you put the right one in your ass.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Okay, fuck.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  That's very obvious. Everybody knows that.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes Almond Joy if you want. If you wanna be like tropical, blah blah.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  I can't believe you thought I'd been lying for two weeks.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're a liar.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  No, he did. He told me the truth. I text him. I wanted to make sure the dog was okay.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  I love Archie. I've never met him. Have I met Archie?

• 29:04Speaker 03

  No, you haven't met him.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  I've never met Archie.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  When you look at the dog in the eyes when it gets back from, when you go to pick him up, man, they hate being there so much. The smell, the smell gives them, it's like us walking into a morgue. You know what I mean? Like, you walk in, you'd be like, oh god, it's like this, like dense, dead air with like formaldehyde when you walk into a funeral home. I'm sure dogs smell that. Like, my dog, there was a groomer, a mobile groomer in the neighborhood, and she walked near it and then she like looked up at the van and then like slowly backed away.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, they know.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  They know something.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  They fucking know what's up.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  They know what's up, dude. Their senses are way up.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  How do you feel about Death Cab for Cutie?

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  It's okay.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  They're not bad.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  They're not bad. Yeah, throw me some names, I'll tell you.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to see them on Sunday.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know them?

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Backstage?

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Bought a ticket.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Swear to God, I'll show you the ticket, man. I literally bought it an hour ago.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Haven't been to the Greek in, in maybe two years, three years.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Good tickets, like good seats?

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  No, nosebleeds.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  I just bought tickets.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  My favorite show, my favorite show at the Greek was this, when the Pixies reunited. This is many, many years ago, and when they came out, this is before I knew Joey Santiago. And I fucking cried like a baby.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Pixies are the best.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Cause you never thought that they would get, get back together. It's like if the Talking Heads ever got back together.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  I would, they would never.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  But if they're still alive.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  I know, but they will never.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, because of.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  Trouble, trouble on the high seas.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's always the lead singer of whatever, like Morrissey and the Smiths.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Like get the Smiths back together.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  No chance, never will.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but how great would that be?

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  I know, but that's also a part of it's gotta be like.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  That's a Coachella headlining fucking show.

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  Ah, no, don't do Coachella. Do like a, do, do.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  A private showing?

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, do like the Palladium or something with them. Do something more intimate that's their venue.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Coachella.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  It's just too much. It's too much fodder.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Too much. Imagine, imagine if the, imagine if the Smiths went, didn't Coachella and they did with Bieber, did they were on their computer, talking about old stuff that they used to love?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think the kids would resonate with the kids.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  It would not hit.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Not with the kids.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't even think that the Talking Heads would resonate with the kids, even if they got back together.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't think they would headline.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  No headline, no, not now, not.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Not now, yeah.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  They're not big enough. I don't know if the kids know.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think they know.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  A lot of the kids in the comments are gonna say, we absolutely do and we know. They're that good, they're that.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Like the Smiths, I think, could headline?

• 31:26Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  No, man, that's such a hard, that's hard. You got, they gotta sell like a huge internet, it's gotta be like Bad Bunny, you know what I mean? It's gotta be like someone that crosses every genre of age range and gender and the Smiths would be.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Even when the Strokes played, they were kind of bummed that Bieber was headlining. Yeah.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, how can you? It's like.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  That, because it's like, that's you and, it's like you and me getting bummed that like Chappelle is at a venue nearby. You're like, what are you gonna, what are you gonna do? We're not gonna headline.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm, here's the thing, for me, I'm okay with people rising.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  I re, I really am.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  You've always been supportive.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've, it's like when somebody rises, like when the Matt Rife thing happened, I was like, I'm so happy for him, you know?

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's my problem.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Say that again into the mic.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  You become friends with them real quick.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off.

• 32:13Speaker 04

  You said that on the show.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  It's true, but fuck off.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  You know what? I would like to check the tape on this, these shows and see who's been more combative lately. Is it me to you or him to you?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  It's him for sure.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  It is to you lately.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  Me to him?

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  There's a grudge or a gripe or something with you and him lately.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a non-caring aspect.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  And he's gotten quieter. The Spaniard's gotten quieter.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  You've been quieter, dude.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  To balance.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, you're not.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Not revealing what's going on in your world.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  You're yang, not ying. Yeah.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  To be honest, Bobby, you're yang for sure.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm yang, yeah, yeah.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  You're yang, you're yang.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  You're more yang, yeah, yeah.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  What's going on in your world that you're being really quiet lately?

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why, why the yang?

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Why are you, why you been yin, yinning?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 04

  I'm just.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  Don't look at me, look at yang.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Because Bobby's so attacked, I'm trying to just shift focus towards you.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  You should be a politician, you're so good at bullshit. He's so good at like lying his way out of.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Both of you. Yeah.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Not good at bullshit.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  You're more of a Ken Paxton kind of.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Such a specific reference.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  I mean, he is kind of like corrupt, has side.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You would have a deep corruption, but you'd have the support from the men.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  I would have side girls in travel, yeah.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Ted Cruz.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  Only private jets, though.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  You'd be flying private jets.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  Paid for by.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  By, by, by tax dollars, yeah.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  What's going on, yang?

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  What is going on?

• 33:35Speaker 04

  I just don't wanna attack you anymore. I'm trying to focus on Andres.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Rip into me, dude, I deserve it.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  More difficult to.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Rip into me right now, rip into me, I deserve it.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you do.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  But I'm curious to know why something, something's bubbling with Andres lately. We're gonna find out later.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  I can't, we can't talk about it here.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  He's playing the middle. And when you play the middle, when you play the middle, dude.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  You play the middle.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  There's no allegiance.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  He's been playing the middle.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  You get the squash, when you are in the middle.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not gonna get squashed, because you're playing a middle, right, to juggernauts.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and little people.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, you know, where's your allegiance? Be smart and tactical.

• 34:16Speaker 04

  With the juggernauts.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  You gotta lean toward the juggernaut.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't believe you at all.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe it, yeah.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  It's, you're so bad.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're in the middle.

• 34:24Speaker 04

  With the little people.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's why we're reacting to you this way.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes, our, we're feeding off of what you.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we are, we are. Where is your allegiance?

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Where is your allegiance, dude?

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Because I'm not sure.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you could jump ship at any mo.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  He would, and you, do you wanna show your allegiance to us? I would get a bad friends tattoo.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I'm, I'm gonna get one.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  I think we should and you.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  We should all get a bad friends tattoo, right, see where your allegiance is.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  No niddles.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  No niddles.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  No needles.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  Niddles.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Now, let's just get, just, just get a henna one, that's fine.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Get a henna.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but the henna's last forever.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Would you get one?

• 35:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  I know you would.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  The henna's last. Remember Esther got one of those hennas and it lasted?

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got them too, and it just went away this year, and it was seven years ago.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Seven years?

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  What, what was your, what did yours say?

• 35:13Speaker 03

  The state of Texas, and then I got the Nike check right here.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I remember the Nike check. It's totally gone?

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't buy it.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where I'm gonna get it.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  On your shoulder.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I gotta get maybe here and little.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  What about your other forearm? The other arm is wide open.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but just a little one here.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Just that says Bad Friends?

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll do that Bad Friends logo, probably.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that one's good. You know what? Whatever was.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm a coconut from the island.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  Go see Moana in theaters now.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  When is there gonna be a new rock, though? Who's the next big cool guy? There's gotta be a new guy.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  What are you looking at him for? You think he's the Hollywood Reporter or something?

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Speaker 03

  I'm the guy with the computer.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  He's the guy with the computer. There's gotta be a new rock. There's gotta be a new hot big guy.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  It's that guy that's in the Black Stars. What's his name?

• 35:58Speaker 04

  Oh, and Jacob Elordi?

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jacob Elordi.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  He's big. Put on some mass.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  He just doesn't have the, he doesn't, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a handsome.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Zoom him in on him.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  The, the, yeah, really scouts.

• 36:12Speaker 03

  Already a movie star.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, look at him, he's tall, chiseled.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Jacked.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  But he's not the Rob. Jenner, though.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 36:18Speaker 03

  He's dating Kendall Jenner.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  They all do.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Stock is.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  They all do.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  He's dating Kendall Jenner?

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  So stocks through the roof.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I wanna date a Kardashian.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  Rob.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Which one's available?

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Rob.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  There's a.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  It's too late, right?

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  There's a brother with that small spine syndrome that they've got.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Do they really have one?

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they, they don't show.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that's my.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  They don't, isn't there another sister that isn't on camera? Isn't that true? Isn't there like another one that doesn't?

• 36:43Speaker 04

  I thought there was a brother that is not on camera.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, maybe there's that. Maybe it's somebody, somebody's not in the family.

• 36:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  It was kind of like the same thing with the Osbournes, right? Didn't the Osbournes have another kid that was never on camera?

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Daughter.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  The daughter, yeah.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  She refused, right?

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's not involved. That's the one I've never met.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Cause she's, she doesn't wanna be in that world.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Not interested.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  I find, well, I told you about my, um, experience with her, the mother. What's her name?

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Sharon.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Sharon Osbourne.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she, no one drank your beers. That's one of my favorite clips.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Did I tell you, did I tell you what happened?

• 37:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Someone drank my.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I love he blamed the whole house.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm backstage, right, Theo's backstage.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  At the main room. He goes, hey, man. I go, what's up? He goes, the Osbournes are here, man.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go say hi.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Gotta.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  So I did, I did my Osborne joke. Right, my I, I, I joke.

• 37:30Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, yeah.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I, I go back there and I, I shake Jack, I hug Jack.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  And then I touch Sharon in the shoulder. I go, I'm such a big fan. I don't know why I said that. And she does this.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Did you say I'm sorry for your loss?

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Would have been a good lead.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, it's too late.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  No, I think that one lasts forever.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  The week before that I would say it.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. I think.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  How long is that window open?

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  For Ozzy Osbourne, forever.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck!

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  He's Ozzy Osbourne.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  I should have said sorry for your loss.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  He was, he was a hero of mine.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but also saying, saying I'm a big fan is still good.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't care about that.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  And she went like this, she went.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's what you deserved. I'm on her.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  On her side. I would have shut her.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  This could have been a good thing, though.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  My husband was a legend. She, you should have said something.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Thanks to your husband for shaping my childhood.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  And because of that reaction, then Theo goes, they're coming backstage. I left at the back door. Yeah, yeah, because I didn't want another, you know what I mean?

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  The coward's door. The coward's door.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  You've, you've gone through the coward.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  I do, I do the coward door all the time. When I bomb shit, I'm always like going through the coward door, don't wanna say hi to anybody.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  I love the coward door. It's my favorite exit.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  So if everyone knows, right, the main room, there's three ways to exit it.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  There's through the cover booth.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  There's through the crowd. Right, and there's through the coward's way.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  The coward's way.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's where like our sinew hall goes through.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Not cause he's a coward.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Not that cause he's a coward, it's just because he want, he doesn't want.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't want the thing.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  The thing, right? I always walk in through the audience.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  They go

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I like to talk.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you heard the chatter.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  I hear people, you know what I mean? And there's some people that go, hmm, do they do a Sharon?

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  They do Sharon you.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they Sharon me, yeah.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Sharon, they Sharon you.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  So when you have a good set, right? You walk out through the crowd.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? When you have a bad set, you go through the either the cover booth or the coward's way.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  And when you have it, and then you have, when you're really uncomfortable, you sneak out through the bar, the bar door, the backside bar door.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Can you get out that way?

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm. I found a way. You have to climb up the hill, buddy.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  You get dirty, but you could do it. I've done it.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  But did you know the new, you know what they're gonna do?

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  What? Make a patio out there?

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what they're, is what they're doing. They're going, their next project is through the bar. Mitzi's bar, what, Zero's?

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  To the main room.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  To the main room.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  That's genius. That's needs to happen.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  That's gonna happen.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because, because otherwise you can't get back there.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  For people that don't know, that's, they used to be called the video room back when we were young lads, now they made it a bar for comics.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  But covid shut it down. They couldn't have it back there. And then they reopened it again.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  It's beaut, have you seen the new design?

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's stunning.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  It's stunning.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they did a great job.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  Is there any way we could turn on the air?

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like a sweatshop.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  It's a sauna in here. Yeah, this is a new big thing in the world, the, the, no AC. Dude, I, my AC kicked out last night and I was like, rut row.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Rut row.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Had the guy come today to help fix it.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I have fans, I have emergency fans stocked.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  I have fans and AC, I'm, I still sweat at night.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have fans, AC, and a man with a fucking fan.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  You have fan man?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  That, that fan man?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I triple you, dude.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  It's me.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Carlos comes over and spans my face.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You would.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  With air conditioning and fans going.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  It's so hot.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  It's been bad.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  It's so hot.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Kinda makes you more.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  And it's worse in other areas, I get it, right? But it's like, I don't like it.

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  It's way worse, it's like a hundred and twenty in Phoenix right now.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I tell my mom every night. I go, don't go outside.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  Don't leave the house.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  She's in the desert.

• 41:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing? My mom could have a heat stroke.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Death Valley's at one thirty-four right now.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine, I didn't know what that is.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  Shaka.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Shaka.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Shaka dog.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Luke Desert in Iran and Kuwait in the Middle East reach, reach, reach what? One fifteen? What, no, no, no. Luke Desert gets up to one fifty-nine? How's that even real? Nothing's there.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nothing's there. Hot desert, oh my god, in Iran. They have war, missiles and hot.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  And hot, yeah.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  We would kill them with hot, kill them with hot.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  What? And they still win.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  They're still winning.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Still winning.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We'll, we'll shift it.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I, I, I, I'm still on Team USA.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  Not me, I'm, I'm, I'm reading Iranian books right now. Trying to learn, man.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  China's helping them, it's crazy.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, hundred percent.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  It's getting bad.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  It's getting.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  And what are we gonna do about it?

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Nothing, I, I'll vote.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'll vote, I'll vote.

• 42:18Speaker 03

  He won't vote, though.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:19Speaker 03

  You don't vote?

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I contribute to Jon Ossoff and Tellerico.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny, he'll give, but he won't vote.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Because they're not even my district!

• 42:27Speaker 03

  They want your, okay.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true, you can't.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't make a difference.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  They're not in my district.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  That's my point, it's not.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  We have to balance, like you're fucking, you think you're the balance, you're not, right? But we have to have a fucking balance.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm, all this, all.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, you're yank.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  I think all this heat is, I think all this heat is Mumdani, I think it's his fault.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  It, maybe?

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be Mumdani.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna go there?

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna blame it on Mumdani.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, socialists?

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  They caused this heat rise.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  It's because of them that we go up.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Listen, I think it's this, I think it's, um.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  Be a good socialist, give everyone heat, I don't want any more of this.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  It's global warming denialists.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Over the years, these fucking huge companies and, you know, I mean, now we're at this place where it's like, there's no going back.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't believe in it, I'm gonna play devil's advocate, I don't believe in it.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  It's not real.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  All right. Because at, well, some point, right? It, there's no way of going back, and then what are we gonna do?

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  Nothing, we die. That was the plan.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what about the, our children?

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  We don't have kids.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

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• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz you'd help save some money.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  I would've saved so much money, I think so.

• 43:42Andrew Santino?

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• 44:09Bobby Lee?

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• 44:37Bobby Lee?

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• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  It's not just regular citrus, it's Mountain Dew citrus.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's refreshing Mountain Dew citrus, from the mountains of Tennessee, my friend, and it's got proud American roots, that foothills of Tennessee created a flavor that you know exactly what it is.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  A couple of brothers, right?

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  Couple of brothers created it.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Couple of brothers, my friend.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  And that's, there's nothing better than brotherly love.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  Brotherly love is what made Mountain Dew so good, enjoy it all the time, no matter what time of year, or no matter where you are.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Wherever you are.

• 45:10Andrew Santino?

  Been tasting great since forty-eight, you have it at your barbecue, you have it on the couch, watching the game with friends, hanging out, on the go in the morning. Whatever you do, do the Dew, because it's been tasting great since forty-eight. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick to Mountain Dew, an American original.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Look, look for Mountain Dew in stores near you.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Tasting great since forty-eight!

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you this.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  I saw a video the other day of, um, a married couple up until their nineties, and then they're both in the hospital, not, no, the, the, so this is a, the.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Just let me finish.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Can I just get, get it out, right? The female, the, you know, dies, and the, and the husband dies immediately after.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  But in the reverse, that doesn't happen. The female lives longer.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  If we.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  Why is that?

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  Cuz they're free.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why, if, okay, if I had, if I married my girlfriend, right? And she dies? I'm not gonna die immediately after?

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  You might.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I would.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  We die statistically before them, and then they live long, healthy.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but I think I would be like, eh, I could get on the dating apps.

• 46:23Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get on Raya again.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  No, God wouldn't let you, you'd be gone.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  You'll get in Wrinkle by them.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  What? What'd you say?

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  The dating app Wrinkle.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't care, yeah, that's a good, yeah, I get on that dating app.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Wrinkles is so good.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Wrinkles is so good.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm on sciatica.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  What, that's so good, Wrinkles the app?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you wouldn't wanna go back to the apps, if you were ever single, you'd never go back to the apps. You hated them when you fucking did them.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I would get on some sort of old, like, what's the old people dating app? There's an old people dating app?

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Squatting and smoking?

• 47:00Speaker 03

  Raya is that it?

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, there's an old people diet, dating app.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, plenty of fish. Isn't that it?

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  That's, no, that's for everybody.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Our time?

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Our time.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  Silver Singles.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Our time.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  Go on Silver Singles right now, I wanna see what that looks like.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  That's all silver.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see what the women look like.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  Qualify now, Bob.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  What was that, what's age?

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  It says fifty.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Over fifty.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  That, look at the photo.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Safe, simple, Silver Singles.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no way.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  Boop!

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't get, I, that's how, that's a, boop! That's a form of sex.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  That's foreplay. Boop!

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Boop ya. Boop, a nose boop, that's how they hook up now.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow. Did you ask him a kissing? Yeah, yeah.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  They're nasty.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  They're nasty, dude.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  They're dirty birds.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  Obviously, seeking arrangements is the one you want.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to know where my dick's at.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, it should be the.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Should be where you left it.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  How full it's.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  I know where it's at. I know the location of it now, that's what, no.

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  Just put an air tag on that thing, and you'll know where it is.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  The condition of where it's at.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  It's in perfect condition.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but when I, when I'm eighty is what I'm saying. Like, at eighty, will I have sexual desire, will I want, you know what I mean? I'd have to know, I'd check in with.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  I would assume.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, I think it dies at seventy for men. Look it, look it up.

• 48:20Speaker 03

  That's what you get, blue chew gold.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Blue chew silver for him.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but I'm gonna ask you guys all a question, this is a good, I was taking a piss on the, in the airplane, and I looked down at my wiener. Your wiener changes as you get older. It look, it gets different looks at it, you know, like it.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Mine looks like a hammerhead right now.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like the the

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  The helmet is

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  The helmet is like much wider.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. Yeah, sexual desire remain active, be seventy beyond. Have your penis changed in the last like ten years? Have you noticed a change in the wiener? When I look at mine, it looks a little different.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  What is yours looking like? I told you mine looks like a hammerhead.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  Why, sir?

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  My dick looks a little, yeah, like when I'm pissing, it goes like this. Oh, God, my back is killing me.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Hold my balls.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Mine's philosophical.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  I think therefore I am. That's what my penis does.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Size and shape. Yeah, no, not size. It just looks a little different now.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, the appearance, you can

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Has the color changed? What are you talking about?

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  A little.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  It's gray?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Blue?

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not good.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  Should I untie that thing?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  It's not breathing. It's not breathing. Yeah. Is it blue?

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  It's bright blue.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not good, dude. You gotta go to the hospital.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  All right, I'll go.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  It's I got smurfed it.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Papa smurfed it. Wow.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  The amount of times too, when I was fire crotch, that was all when I was a kid. Fire crotch.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Fire crotch was

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  It is red.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, the the skin itself is bright white.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  Never seen

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  But it's very good.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  It's a fine, fine

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  It's in fine condition. I don't believe it's bright, bright blue right now.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not, but it's just changed a little. Maybe it looked different through the window.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  As I peed in the bathroom. When you pee on a plane, you don't put the seat up. You just pee.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I do.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  I just pee.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  You just pee.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I just shit everywhere.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I had to do the other day for the first time is hook it.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  I had to hook it.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  What do you think I mean?

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Pull it out the side?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I had to stick my finger and hook it.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Because it was, I I'm tired of like, you know, I mean, my, my asshole as a clip. Yeah, clipping, don't clip it. Get it all out, right? But it clips at the end, right? And I hook it.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  Crazy, dude.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm sorry. I'm hooking it. I'm digging it out.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  This is why How to Del doesn't

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  It's the new Tom Cruise movie. I'm digger.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  That's digging?

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Tom Cruise's movie?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm digger.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't dig it?

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  I never, ever.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I dig it. And you know, I Googled it. Hot chicks do it. Yeah, yeah.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Are you a hot chick?

• 50:55Speaker 04

  And you?

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hot chicks and me do it.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  They don't. Do hot chicks clip?

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Do hot chicks clip and dig?

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  I will say this. I have to admit, I did it like four months ago.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Thank you so much. It's I I clip every time.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Why? Were you having trouble?

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too. I was having, I was tired of it.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  Fiber.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we gotta eat more fiber, bud.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  I eat beans.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to take Metamucil?

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I try. I've tried all of that and it's it's just hardens in there.

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Nothing like the

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  It's like my poo looked at Medusa.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Frozen.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Back to the Iliad. Yeah, yeah, that's Nolan. Do that.

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Put that in the

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, put that in the movie. Yeah.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Free a poo?

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  You've never clipped.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  Never touched it.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Not interested in it.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  But then you wash your hands ferociously.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  You must.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  You must and always.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  But that's why you have shiny nails.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Nothing sticks to those. It's like a, it's like a top coat.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna stop doing that at some point, yeah? Painting your nails?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm sick of it.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  Really?

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  Why?

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why. It's like too shiny.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  I I think some, well, are you still doing your toes?

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Does your girlfriend paint your toes ever?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  She'll never, you'll never let

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  We go to a pro.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go to

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Armenians.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? She's been doing it her whole life, though. Girls have been painting their nails their whole lives.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't, because I I have to admit something out loud.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  One of the toes, I have to go to the hospital.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  You have like, you have like gangrene on it?

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  No, not gangrene. No, it's just, it's just

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  Gang yellow?

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  I banged it against, uh, you know, I mean, a bedpost.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  I've done that a thousand times.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, it turned black. The nail fell off.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  That's gang, it's gangrene.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  No, and it's not gangrene, dude. It's not green.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Gang black.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  It's gang, yeah, it's gang black.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  Gang.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I had to, now I have a artificial one, a plastic one that I have to keep supergluing on.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  You have a fake toe?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Subnole hematoma, collection of blood trapped underneath the toenail caused by trauma.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  So I got, yeah, I gotta go to the hospital and go to my doctor and go, what the fuck is going on here?

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna go, what's going on? It should have come in four months ago when it started changing color. You now, you you might get the toe amputated.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't care about it.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't like the big, it's the big toe?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, Mike, you know what my doctor said? I already talked about, did I talk about this? What my dentist said?

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  About your toe?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  I have gingivitis down there.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  What did he?

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  My dentist said six months ago, you gotta get them all removed.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  You're every

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Every tooth.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna get veneers?

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna get dentures first.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have fake ones.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me see, which one? Why? They're all falling out?

• 53:36Speaker 04

  How many are fake now?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  There's none fake, but he's like, you gotta get them all removed because they're all sick.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  So at one point in a year or two, I'm gonna be coming in here with like, you know, I mean,

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  All your teeth are bad?

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Pure gums.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Are you not brushing ever?

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm so brushing.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Too brushy?

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm, no, right now, if I did what I did now, what I, in my twenties, I would have all my teeth.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  I floss, you know, I mean, a little bit of hydrogen peroxide, I brush twice. I get into all of it.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  But they're dead.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  They're dead.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Just cleaning dead bodies.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  He died.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  Just cleaning the dead bodies.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  You gotta let them go.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  It's like that world in The Odyssey.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Remember when

• 54:15Speaker 04

  Hades?

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  No, where where Elliot Page comes alive.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. Hell.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Hell.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  That was in Moana.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  That scene in Moana? No, you know what? The reason I bought those tickets to the show is because I, you know, like, I like Death Cab, I haven't, I haven't really been a, like a hardcore fan, but that's how I go to shows now. It's a last second, I see it, I'm, I'll buy it. Done, fine. Guy in the Greek, I go, yeah, I'm gonna go to the Greek.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  I'll see a band I haven't seen in a long time. I seen them live years ago. I like them. I'm gonna go see it.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  I did the Stardew Valley concert there at the Greek.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  With the LA Philharmonic?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know what the, the, but it was beautiful.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible if they played that.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  And I went backstage to say how to Eric.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's so cool.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then he did a speech. He mentioned my name on stage. It got kind of applause.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Some.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  It was like half applause, half nothing.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  You're a Stardew Valley legend at this point. You've talked about it so much, there's no way they don't

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it was a beautiful experience.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  It wasn't with them, but

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  It was really beautiful. That's, that's the last time I was at the Greek.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  The Greek is, the Greek to me is leaps and bounds better than the Bowl.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  I've never been to the Bowl.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Never been to the Bowl.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Bowl schedule right now.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm not going to the Bowl.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  You know, because Highland is always trafficked.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  But the Bowl does something that is amazing with the movies, with the music.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible. With the LA Philharmonic, they play movies a lot.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm not going to the Bowl ever!

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay, the Firework Special with Tchaikovsky, that's no, no.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Give me a good show, I'll go.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  ZZ Top.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Counting Crows.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  How to Train Your Jagged in Concert?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  John Mellencamp.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Santana, Al Green, Al Green!

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  He's still alive?

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a, it's an AI.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  Top Gun Maverick in Concert.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's nothing there that I'm gonna be like, oh, I'll go to the Bowl.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, would you guys go see Top Gun with me? I'll go.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  I go every, every

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, you're so gay, dude. No.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  Keep going. Smooth Summer Jazz.

• 56:07Speaker 04

  It's gonna be so good. Look, this is for

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Muse, Portugal the Man.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  Go, go, this is for Bobby.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Amadeus.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  I would maybe do Amadeus.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  I would do that in concert.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm, I would definitely do that.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  And the John Williams every year?

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, every single year. John Williams every year. He does like three week, three

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  John Williams Mellencamp, who is it?

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  John Williams, the composer.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  But Shelley, Orville Peck, I love Orville Peck.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, enough.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, go down. I wanna see there's one that's gonna hit you hard.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Jose Gonzalez is great.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Jose Gonzalez, yeah.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Sound of Music, I'd go.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's a sing-along. You know all the songs. Like Empire

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  The hills are alive with the sound of mute

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm a coconut on the island.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm a coconut on the

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Island.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a deer, a female deer, ray

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  A drop of golden sun.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Me. A name I call myself.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Far

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  A long, long way to run.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Wang, my friend from the corner store.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Demetrius, my drug dealer.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, we should all go together to one of them.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  I do, I completely agree.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Somebody would have to pick me up.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, we know Portugal the Man. We could go see that show.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Here's the only way I would do the fucking Bowl.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  With me?

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Talking Heads reunion.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  They're not there.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  The Smiths reunion.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  They're not there.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm just saying, these are the only scenarios.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Give me more reunions. High school reunion? What if they do that? What if they do your high school reunion there? Would you go?

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  You never went to one high school reunion, did you?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  No. I was never invited.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  They sent something

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  They send a thing out to everybody.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  I never was invited.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever go, Carlos?

• 57:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Have you gone?

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  I just, I just didn't, it's a far way to, it's a far, far way to run.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Run.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  I just didn't, I couldn't.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  See?

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Some people haven't talked to a long time.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Get another drink for fun. Go away out the coward's door. Rush? Oh, Rush is coming back. Creed, Triumph in Alabama, shake

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  The drummer, what's his name?

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Dahmer, Jeffrey Dahmer?

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the, the famous drummer, uh, what's his name?

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  John Bonham?

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Not John Bonham.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Oh, from Rush?

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's his name?

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  A legend.

• 58:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, fucking, uh, Neil Peart.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Neil Peart, he's gone.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  But now they have Anika.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. Neil Peart is gone. It's not the same. It's like, you know, I mean, Kim Deal leaving the Pixies. It's not the same.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  But they got a babe drummer now. She's, she

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't care.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  She rips.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like that Filipino dude or whatever singing for Journey or whatever. I'm not gonna do it. It's like, it's like, you know, The Grateful Dead. It's like

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Love the Dead.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like, it's not the same.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  Of course, it's not the exact same, but they're

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  I want the same.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Can't be, brother.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Please.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  Those days, the days are gone.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  You can't go back in that AI Instagram 90s video. It's over. It's all fake. None of it's real. Backstreet Boys, we go see them.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna see any of it. Yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  And Eagles are back again at the Sphere. Metallica, who I've seen here at SoFi, who still fucking kill.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  But look at that, October to March. They booked so many tickets.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's Metallica.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  Crazy.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking Metallica.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just watch it online now.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  Now, the Sphere, you've never even been to.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  I've never, I won't do the Sphere.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  It boggles your fucking mind. It's one of the coolest live shows I've ever seen in my life. And he went to go see, what'd you go see? You went to go see the movie?

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  What movie?

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  When we were in Vegas.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  I'd watch The Odyssey at the Sphere.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I bet that'd be incredible.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  That would be incredible.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  It's insane.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the coolest

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would watch, okay, if The Odyssey ever plays the Sphere, I'll go.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  But they don't, they, they only do like classic movies there now. They're not doing like new

• 59:41Speaker 04

  The process to make them like that.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck the process.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Trust it.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Just do it.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look at how, it's, it is a cinematic masterpiece with music.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  We should do Bad Friends live there.

• 59:51Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  We'd sell 90 seats.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  90, 100, 100. We'll get 100.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Genuinely, it's, it, you know how much the tickets go for, for these fucking shows?

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  They're like $600 for like regular seats. It's a ripoff.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  It's chaos.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  That's the Sphere?

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the Sphere, dude. It's a massive screen.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. I'd love to go. That I'll go because of screens.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  So cool.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  I love screens.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  You're a big screen guy.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  They'll, they'll, let's see if they'll put Stardew Valley up there for him to play pre-show.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  That'd be so fun.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine playing video games Warzone on that screen.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  I guarantee you in the future, they're gonna have video game competitions in there for sure. It's prime for that.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  There's Shamilay on top of it. He was promoting Marty Supreme.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  He went on top of it to promote the movie last year.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  This was some executive's idea and then they were like, what does that have to do with anything? And they're like, just put them up there.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's so Oh, can I tell you, can I tell you something about this?

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  It's just something I wouldn't, maybe I'll save it.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  No, tell me.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Something that I would like to admit right now, from my heart, and this is true. Truisms, I call. White people

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  Hi.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  are the best.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  And he finally came around.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  The Dark Wizard. I saw it.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  The Dark Wizard, and it made you

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  On HBO.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Respect the whites?

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Neil Potter.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, man.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Is that his name?

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Finally getting recognition.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Dean Potter, Dean Potter. You know what it's about, dude? It's Dean Potter and Alex Honnold's war.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Between the two free solo guys?

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, Dean Potter was, you know, old school.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  And when, and when Alex Honnold came on the scene, there was a competition.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  And they were doing extreme shit, dude. And when you guys go in extreme, you go extreme.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you won't see an Asian up there.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Black guys?

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  You won't see a black guy up there.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  I ain't going up that mother

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Why are you freestoring? I love it.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  When the whites go crazy, we go

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  You guys go ultimate and you can understand the wars.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  See? He finally gets it.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  We've been saying this for three

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  Forever.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, you guys, I, I, it took me a long time to even admit it.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  But it's worth watching.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  It's worth watching because any minorities out there

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  You guys gotta get more extreme.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  No, what? Because when you see this, these documentaries, right, you'll know to stay away from them.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  To the whites?

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You're too extreme for me, bud.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  I don't do that shit.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do, dude. Your schedule is extreme.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  That is true.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm in Scotland, you know what I mean? It's extreme behavior.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  Wait till next month.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  You're going to Australia. You're going down where the whites are.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I don't wanna go.

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna go. I don't wanna go.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  I love

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  I love performing for the fans. I love seeing the fans. It's just going there.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  The flight?

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  You'll, you'll fall asleep. You don't even know what happened.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sweating right now.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm sweating my balls

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  My balls off. Like, everything is like humid in here.

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  It's become

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Unbearable.

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  Unbearable, intolerable.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  It's intolerable. Yeah.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  And you know what?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you, whites.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, whites.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, whites, for being Bad Friends.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, whites.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Whites.