Manic Edging

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday, I saw it.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Odyssey. Everyone's in it! Juno, Private Ryan, Twilight, everyone's in it dude, Catwoman. You from the neck down is in it. Carlos.

• 1:04Speaker 04

  What's that joke?

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Cyclops, that was your body.

• 1:07Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. Oh, he's like ripped and tall?

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was just like famished. Yeah, and there's an island full of Andreas's in the movie.

• 1:17Speaker 04

  The sirens?

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:20Speaker 05

  Ole.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Ole, ole, ole to you. We don't care, England's out, the semis, right? You don't like football, and you know, uh, that's it dude. All right, I love Spanish people by the way. I really do, but I just didn't like, um, it's always, it's always span, it's span.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  It's always the same, Germany, you know, and um, you saw that I have a new car.

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  You want me to talk now?

• 1:53Speaker 04

  That was the motto.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  I was, I let you rock. You came in, you punched some of the boxes in the back, and, and I said, I gotta let him go for a little while. I'm not gonna interrupt.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you didn't. And you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and a compadre. Okay, and that's being-

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  Both dude.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  You're both dude.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  And you know what?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and a sidekick, compatriot.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a companion, compadre, and a patriot. I'm a compatriot.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  You are. You're dressed as a flamingo or whatever.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Whatever that dress is. And um, you came in with an air Andreas, like, we won? And it's like, I get it, okay?

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  He texted us the moment, this episode's gonna be way out after it's over, but today, we just saw the World Cup, and uh, majorly disappointed, majorly disappointed.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  I think the whole-

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  The World Cup?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  The Odyssey.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Why? Everyone was great in the movie.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  I didn't have time to go see it, no, but I-

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna watch it?

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't, uh, no, I actually no.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  No, you have to watch it.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  I won't.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a, let me just say something.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  I just don't care.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  It's an epic cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like this since Lawrence of Arabia.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Didn't see that either.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Or Braveheart.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Didn't see that either.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, so it's like, it's right grand, it's um, I think he handled the mythological aspects of it in a very um-

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Grounded.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Grounded way, yeah.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  What's it about? What's it about?

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  The Odyssey.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Odysseus.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  The boat?

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's Matt Damon, well, there is a boat in it.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the boat, right?

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  There's a cave about buildings.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  I like boats and buildings.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, I know, let me pitch it to you.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Caves, no, no, no.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no caves, okay.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Pitch me out.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  There are trails.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Love trails.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, there's beaches.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  I could do without beaches, I'm not a sand guy.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's uh, whirlpools.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  You love whirlpools dude! You know that about-

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  You love it dude!

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Always have.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you always will, and you always will, witches?

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  I do love witches.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Ah, me too dude.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you're, so, so, so the movie is about what again? I am dumb, I don't know, what is the movie about?

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  It's about Odysseus after um, the Trojan War, he's coming home.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yes, I would love to see it. What country does it take place in?

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Greece.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Do any, does anybody in the movie speak um, Greek?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  No, they all have Boston accents.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Interesting, why?

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  My first hiccup when I saw the trailer, why is no one, why is this in English?

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  I think after five minutes, you get kind of used to the dialect and stuff like that.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? We get used to stuff that's wrong all the time. Look at the way that this city is being run. You're just used to it. Gas nine dollars. You're just used to the Bass way.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  The Bass way dude.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  You're used to the Bass way.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  Bad Bass way.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  We need a them, Mom Donnie.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we don't? Anyway, um, I would recommend the movie highly.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Here's why I can't see it.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  It's three and a half hours.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Three.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't have three hours to spare.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me get, see the review from um, you're in it, you know sirens, you know what I mean? Come on.

• 4:59Speaker 04

  10 out of 10, loved it.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  10 out of 10.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  10 out of 10.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how about you Carlo?

• 5:05Speaker 04

  Uh, 9 out of 10.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Mccone?

• 5:08Speaker 04

  9 and a half out of 10.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 5:11Speaker 04

  I haven't seen it yet. Oh my gosh.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  God damn it, you fucking bastard, why haven't you seen it?

• 5:16Speaker 04

  It's hard to get tickets, I got my ticket and it's, it's in like a month from now.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Take, take your Adderall dude.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna, oh sorry.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Did you take it?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  No. I don't have Adderall.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you Adderall.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have um, I'm on Lexapro.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and you're cruising right now.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  No, last night I took it, every night I take it.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  You, honestly, your energy is phenomenal.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  It's too much?

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I love it.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'll take a step back.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Look, no, tune it up. I really-

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get me hard.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to say gracias to Spain because it won me money, I bet on Spain.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, congratulations.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, but anyway-

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  I was so excited.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um-

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, España.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I got in a car accident.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I pull into the lot, he pulls out, he jumps out of a Nissan Altima, and I go, what is that? What's going on? He goes, don't ask about it. And I said, come on, are you okay? He goes, bad, it's real bad. I said, what's going on?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  The engine of the, my blue car was dragging on the road.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  The actual engine.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  That's impossible.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  It is not impossible, not the way I drive it.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  I did a U-turn and I hit a curb super hard, right? And then the engine started dragging and make sparks. I like to make sparks.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  You're a sparks fly kinda guy.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, and then I, it was, I was driving to therapy. So I did therapy, and then afterwards, I looked down there and the engine was like on the ground.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  So I had to um, take an Uber home. No, I went to get an Uber to um, Enterprise, got the car, and then just called my guy and goes, hey, here's the address, tow my car.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Cut to the boardroom at Hyundai being like, I don't think we can give him cars anymore.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I paid for it.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  I just ended up paying for it.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  You paid for the car?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, so you just totaled a car and then that's it?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  I have two cars, I have an Audi, remember the Audi?

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's gone.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  No, it's coming, it's coming tomorrow.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  You got, you got three cars now.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes sir.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not crazy, it's America.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  It is America.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's the American way.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  The soundtrack was great in Odyssey too, right? You called me that night, I called you, I go, was it good?

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Well, you called me during the whirlpool scene and I left the theater to take your call because something was wrong, so I missed you.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just text and go-

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Why do you keep bringing Travis Scott?

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Cause he did the soundtrack with two other white guys.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  He did the soundtrack?

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  He was great in this.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  There is not a performance in this where I was like, uh, you know, people had problems with the casting.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  What was the problem? That they were all-

• 7:54Speaker 04

  Too many famous people.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  American?

• 7:56Speaker 04

  No, too many-

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  No, like Helen of Troy was um, Lupita.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Lupita Nyong'o?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  She's beautiful, and she's great in the movie.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  Give me the, give me the cast, give me the cast.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you-

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  You got it all? Rifle, don't look at the, don't look at-

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  All right, I got it right here.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  IMDb, let's go.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Private-

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Pick it up, he won't see it.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Private Ryan, I said.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Private Ryan.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  Saving?

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Not Saving.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, he was saved in the movie, but his name was Private, he wasn't Saving Private Ryan, he was Private Ryan.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  No, the whole movie was about-

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Just look, don't turn it off, turn it off.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanna see while you name it.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  You don't look.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Fast?

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Matt Damon, Lupita, Billy Elliot, no, Elliot Page. Uh, Charlize Theron.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Travis Scott.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, uh, we also have um, Anne Hathaway.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we have um, oh, Robert Pattinson.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Golly.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  What was the budget?

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Tom Holland.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  What was the budget?

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Tom Holland. Zendaya.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  And they all got so much.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Zendaya.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  Zendaya, yeah.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Zendaya.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Who else is in?

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  You almost have-

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, John Berenthal.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  John Berenthal, yeah.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um-

• 9:08Speaker 04

  The witch.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  Another-

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, Samantha Morton.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm, another, another John was in there.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Famous John, John, comedian, stand-up, famous.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  John who?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  John Leguizamo.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, yeah, blind Mexi, Puerto, he played a blind Puerto Rican.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  Himesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John Leguizamo, Corey Hawkins, Lupita Nyong'o, Benny Safdie you missed.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Benny Safdie, yeah, I mean, there's a lot.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Keep going down.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Mia Goth, did I say that, or you said that?

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  So everybody's in here, huh?

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Everyone's in it.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't find a role for us, eh?

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  There's no Asians in it really, there's one Asian guy, Will Young Lee.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Very whitewashed.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Will Yun Lee.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but um, he's Korean I think. But he was so standout, like, I was like, this is China, got Chinese-

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  There's one Chinese guy.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  In the boat. Yeah. And he um-

• 9:56Speaker 04

  There.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there he is.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  So this is about Greek mythology?

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  And not one person, everyone spoke in English?

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay. What's the problem? Huge problem.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, you're just being argumentative, what I'm telling you- You're poking.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Now you get it.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Now you get it.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Now you, now fuck you dude!

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Now you don't. Now you get it, now you don't.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  When's the last um, Chris Nolan film you saw was like, oh, that was bad?

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't say it was bad, I didn't see anything that was bad, I just don't wanna see it.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  They don't need my money, they made enough. There was a guy, I sent a video to Mccone and Carlos, a guy went to go see it 11 times in a row. 11 times.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna watch it again, in the theater.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  This is him, play this, this is hilarious.

• 10:41Speaker 07

  7 AM, CityWalk, 11 AM, also at CityWalk, 3 PM, CityWalk, 7 PM, CityWalk, and then I will be going to Regal LA Live for 11 PM, 3 AM, and then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the Chinese theater, 7 AM and then 11 AM on Saturday.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  This is a little different.

• 11:00Speaker 07

  Perspective, you know, look-

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  Pause this.

• 11:02Speaker 07

  All the work that got put into-

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  This is why I didn't wanna go.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  This guy turned me off immediately.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  I texted Carlos and I wrote, literally, McCon.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  I regret watching it.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  That's literally.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watching the video, I regret it.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  I don't think he represents the audience.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  I think he do. I think it's exactly, I think it's exactly who's the audience. I think this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing the 70 millimeter hoodie and fucking, and going 11 times. That's who goes.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Not me, your honor.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Not I.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Not I.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  They are playing it 24/7 at the.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not, I cannot, it's too much. It's so good. It's so good. It's, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I cannot.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, you saw Project Hail Mary.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  That movie was incredible.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  I know. So is this.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  See, that's your stubbornness.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  You're no longer a patriot.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm a compatriot.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  You're a compadre. You're not a compadre or a patriot. You're a compatriot.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm a compatriot.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You're no longer, and I think we're more in line. You know, I'll tell you this, guy.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  If it was all foreigners, I'd see it.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Give me some fucking Greek. How many people in the cast were Greek?

• 12:12Speaker 05

  Zero.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Where's Stavros?

• 12:15Speaker 05

  The Cyclops.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Where's Stavros, our boy? He should have been in. He speaks Greek.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Jesus's depiction.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  John Stamos.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? Is always a white dude, right?

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Jesus's depiction is always a white dude.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  Not in my house. We have black Jesus where I grew up.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  I know. What I'm saying is that.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Framed black Jesus.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  What he looks like in real life is Middle Eastern.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's Middle Eastern. That's, we have black Jesus at my mom's.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  See, that, that's, see it right down there? Yeah, that's what normal, and that's what he.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  That's one of the door guys from the comedy.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  Ramsey.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I agree. This is wrong.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  And this is basically what he's, what he looks like.

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  So they say.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern to me.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  So they say.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  So what says? Who's they?

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. Who is they?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Who's controlling the media? I won't go see it. I promise.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  You promise you won't see the Odyssey?

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  I promise I won't see it. I, my hand to God, I cannot. I won't, I don't care. I, I, I want to care. I don't care. Christopher Nolan is the man. I just don't give.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  He is a man.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  But I don't care about the story. No, he's the man.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  He's him.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  It's your, you know what? It's your loss.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Like, who cares if you're not gonna see it?

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  You do, obviously.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't care. I'm just saying.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  You're mad I'm not gonna go see it.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  It's your loss. It's like, when you don't want to watch a movie that's really good, how does that bother anybody else?

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you why.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  It's your loss, fuckface.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't like to go see movies anymore. I don't belong.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  You saw Obsession. You saw a Project Hail Mary in the movie theater.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  50/50. One, one of the two I liked.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You liked Obsession, dude.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Not only did I like it, I loved it. I went and watched it again.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  I saw it again, just to prove myself that I was incorrect.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Were you incorrect?

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  I was right.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  You were?

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  No, I liked it.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  You liked it?

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  But this story doesn't intrigue me.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Really? The original epic story doesn't intrigue you?

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Really? Do you even know, tell me what it's about?

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Matt Damon and Lupita Leonge. They meet up with Elliot Page. They're hanging out at a coffee shop.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Did you see this movie?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you felt to saw this movie.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  I know nothing about it.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  I know nothing about the Odyssey. I never, I never read it. I never read it.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  I just want to, can I?

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Did you read it?

• 14:43Speaker 05

  I did.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  I never read it.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  It was a poem, by the way.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  No, that was turned into a book.

• 14:47Speaker 05

  It's an epic poem.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  It's a, isn't it a book?

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  It's an epic poem by Homer, and it's like, um, and also, it was told by general, it wasn't, it wasn't written. It was told.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Another reason I don't want to see it.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Any, anyway.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  It was told?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  So who wrote it?

• 15:05Speaker 05

  It's oral tradition.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Oral tradition, dude.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Thing I don't trust.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it probably changed over the generations, but.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Maybe the changes were good, rewrites.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Nolan rewrote it.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I just think through time, maybe it was rewritten.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  It is written.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I want to say this, and I.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm just throwing little nuggets out there, just for the.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  They're good nuggets.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  They're little tiny nuggets.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So can I talk about? Because by the time this airs, it's been out for a while, right?

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So he used, what, a 60-foot, 70-foot real puppet for Carlos.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  For Cyclops?

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then it ended up looking like that. Like, go to the, yeah, so that's what he used? And then he just edged it out with a little bit like, you know, CGI.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't want to see it.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why?

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I like it.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  That scene, Carlos, you have to admit.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  So awesome.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Andreas, it was terrifying.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  So good.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Because it's the first mythological thing that happens in the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying. How big he is.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  He's big.

• 16:26Speaker 05

  Fuck you, dude.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  My chair broke.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Just now?

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Why?

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's big.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  He's big, huh?

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's big.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  He's a big scary guy?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a big scary guy, dude.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  But there's also a lot of empathy you feel toward him. Because he's just a dude that like, you know, makes cheese and like.

• 16:46Speaker 05

  It's just a shepherd.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  He's a shepherd, you know, and then these guys come in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of a creature. What are you nodding your head for, McCon? You haven't seen it.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  I know, but I've, I've read the story. I watched the old one.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, um.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  This is a remake.

• 17:05Speaker 05

  There's been a lot of adaptations of the Odyssey.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't do remakes.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so stubborn. It's so dumb.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't do remakes.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, okay.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Unless it's something.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  It's your loss. I see, I see on TikTok, I'll refuse to see it because of the casting and this and that. It's, it's like, well, then it's your loss. It's a great movie.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't refuse because of the casting. I don't care. I just don't, I don't.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  You don't, you don't go with the hype.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  I just don't care about the hype of things.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's why you went to the wedding.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  Oh, touche.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Touche, right?

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  How's that, how is that a touche?

• 17:38Speaker 05

  He's been storing that.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Those two things have nothing to do with.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the hype-iest hype wedding.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not hype.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  On planet Earth.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Because I got invited?

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  And you went.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Because you get invited.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I went to the Odyssey. I went to the Odyssey.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  If Christopher Nolan invites me to go see it, I'll go see it with him. Ah, you know what?

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Chris, invite me to go see the movie with you. I'll come see it. Get me invited. Did you get invited?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you went uninvited.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  North Hollywood, North Hollywood, the Regal Theater at 3:00 PM.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm not that guy.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Saturday.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't go uninvited. I must, I want to be invited.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. It's so gross that you even say that.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  What, am I gonna go? Am I gonna watch this?

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna watch it.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  100% you are.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't have time.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I already.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference between a two-hour movie and a three-hour movie?

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  An hour.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that. I, I understand that.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Full hour.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  But in terms of, like, you're, or I'm gonna tell you the truth. Can I tell you the truth?

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  60 Minutes.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you the truth?

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  And I could go home and watch 60 Minutes. I love that show.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll tell you the truth.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  Today, Bobby Lee crashed his third car.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the engine falls out? Tonight on 60 Minutes. The curb, I feel bad for the curb.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the curb.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  What happened to the fucking curb? Did you break it?

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I broke it.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  You did die?

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  It died. Yeah, I, um.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  I can't see it, though.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I'll be, I'll have to admit something.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  Ah, I'll watch it at home.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  No, it, it won't do it justice.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  I have a 4K TV. It's shot in 4K.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  It won't, right? It won't do it justice. Andreas, back me up here.

• 19:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, also, you didn't see it in IMAX, which is insane. Is the double.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck you, snob. I got the vibrating, the wind.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  Is the IMAX with the glasses?

• 19:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  What is that one?

• 19:25Speaker 05

  3D. The bigger, oh. It's just a bigger format.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Now, I, I went to go see Minions on, with the glasses. That was great. That I loved. Nolan did that one, I think, too.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Minions and Monsters?

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Minions and Monsters, and I watched with glasses. And they have minions running through the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shout out to Minions and Monsters. One of the most successful franchises of all time, Minions.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  You love it.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, so. You make me so mad, that's why. So you're saying that this is a better, that movie?

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Minions and Monsters is better than, than Odyssey. Not even close. Not even close.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Call the academy.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  And the only reason they won't nominate this movie is because it's too fun.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Ah, it's too fun.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  It's too fun.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  The Odyssey is too dark.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Too dark. They like dark. This is, oh, we're the academy. We like dark. Well, I like fun academy.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you like fun. So I have to admit, though, the morning of, I woke up a little early and I was kind of dreading it.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like, I had so much expectation. And after talking to you Thursday night, late at night, I was like, there's no way Carlos knows about anything, you know?

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, because I said that you would never make it home in the Odyssey.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you said that. You did say that. You did say, you wouldn't make it home either.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  I, it's not a competition.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home. You know where you would have died? In the horse.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  No, I would make it one island.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you would have, in the horse.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  This is with the big horse.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you. What do you mean the horse?

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  It's the horsey with wheels, right?

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it has no wheels in this. They drag it.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  But it had wheels. The original story had wheels.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  I like it better this way. They, they dragged it.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  Trojan horse. This is what USC, this is what their mascot is based on.

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this is, yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right? This one? And it's, there's a, I'm just gonna give it away. There's a bunch of dudes in there.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how many.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  Spoiler.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And Christopher Nolan's like shooting in there.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Any bar in West Hollywood.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  They should make a gay bar in West Hollywood called, called the Trojan Horse and it's a horse you party in all night.

• 21:51Speaker 04

  And you're packed in there tight.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, they're packed in there tight.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 04

  That's a fun idea.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  And something enters every once in a while.

• 21:58Speaker 04

  I love that.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  Now, was Helen, Helen, Helen of Troy was in this? Helen was there?

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Who played Helen? That was Lupita Nyong'o. And how was Helen?

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  She was beautiful.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, her performance, I'm saying.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  She was beautiful. Great. But in the, in the horse.

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  How was Matthew Damon?

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Matthew Damon was amazing.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Incredible actor.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  He's incredible. Can I talk about the horse?

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  See this movie.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  There's like a bunch of dudes in the horse and they've been there for days and they're like shitting and pissing in this horse.

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Waiting to, you know, and then you could just see them like, just sitting there for days. Some people drown in their own piss in them, in it. And it's just an incredible thing.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  It was the water from the beach, not their own pee. That they drowned in. There's not so much pee. You're like swimming in yellow pee.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, they've been there for days though, no?

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's not.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Did you hold in the pee?

• 22:52Speaker 04

  That's not enough.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  So it's a mixture, it's a mixture of pee, poo, and ocean water.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  You're telling me they didn't put a hole at the bottom to pee out of? These guys were idiots.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think there was a hole. There was one hole.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  Should have made a pee hole.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. But they.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  The horse's dick.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you could pee out of that.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Google it. See if they, there was pee, if they drowned.

• 23:11Speaker 04

  Happen.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not a real.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  In the movie, in the movie, in the movie! Hungry Root. You know what? I love making a digital cookbook.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  Here's what, here's what they do at Hungry Root. They have digital cookbooks and I'm telling you, you, you put all these ingredients together.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  You get all your grocery items together in a digital cookbook. And what it does, it shows you what your recipes are going to create to help you live a healthier, happier lifestyle.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I was only doing it mentally.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  Mentally, you can't do it. You gotta get a digital cookbook. Right now, I got a Mediterranean diet. I'm trying to get back into fish.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  Trying to get into fish and things of sea. Salmon, I do love some salmon. I did that turmeric chicken. I've told you that turmeric chicken got in the digital cookbook from this.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for helping me create this. And another meal that you made, you made a kung pao chicken.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  Digital cookbook.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sure, I did. Yeah.

• 23:58Andrew Santino?

  So I was using the digital cookbook. What I did, I was making these, these salmon salads. I had edamame, I had salmon, I had cabbage, I had carrots, and I put it all together. Thank you to Hungry Root, which created this perfect little window into my world of, of health. So I know what I'm creating and I know how to portion stuff out. You know how I'm not, I'm not good at portioning. I'm just not good at.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  You're not really good at it.

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm not good at it. And thank you to Hungry Root. I was able to put all that together. And if you are looking to get yourself a Hungry Root digital cookbook and find recipes that are right for you, you can explore ours, Bobby and I's, on Hungry Root today.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Check it out, dude.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  Find those recipes that are right for you. Go to hungryroot.com/badfriends to access our cookbooks. That's hungryroot.com/badfriends.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Cash App. You know, I don't, when I'm transferring money to one person, the other, the other, I don't want to get scammed.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  People get scammed all the time in money transfer apps. I'm telling you, I don't trust any of them except for Cash App. My friend Cash App is so safe and secure because they got security lock, a Cash App feature. It requires successful face ID or biometric authentication to access your account. So no one can just get in there and toy around with your cash.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Keeping your money safe from fraud deserves to be a priority and Cash App treats you in that way.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Plus, if you're about to send some money to somebody new, Cash App notices if something looks a bit off or you might be falling for a scam. It's going to send you a warning before the money is sent to confirm everything looks good to go. And you can turn on that security lock in your Cash App settings today. Pay attention to warnings, keep your money safe from fraud. You can learn more about all this at cash.app/ security.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile and sign up and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. You know what? We have an online business here at Bad Friends.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, go buy our merch.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  And go buy our merch right now. And also, we wouldn't be able to do it without Shopify. Let me tell you something right now, right? Yeah, we like to, our page is designed.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  We like the way it presents to our fans because you know what? They make it so easy for someone to get online, shop. Yeah, they do. They create shoplets that are, are, are simple.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  AI tools.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  AI tools. Thank you to Shopify. Check out, I mean, more customers are going to actually buy.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  And returning ones can do it in one single click, which I love.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  I love it. The iconic purple button.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? That iconic purple button, it means that less carts are going to go abandoned. Thanks to Shopify, built in AI.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  I love their Shopify's built in AI assistant sidekick. Like you said, it's ready to help you build, troubleshoot, and keep moving.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  They keep things moving. So I don't care what size your business is. It's big, big, big, or it's small, small, small, like Bad Friends. It doesn't matter. You need to have, you need to have Shopify help you out. Do what you need to get your business all over the world.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Also, Shopify powers millions of businesses worldwide, from household names like Mattel and Jimm Shark to small businesses just like ours, just getting started.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

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• 26:58Bobby Lee?

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• 27:01Andrew Santino?

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• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  And did they drown in their own urine?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Google it?

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  No, soldiers did not drown in their own pee. They do dramatically drown in seawater from, from the sea.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  Which is what I said.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  It is exactly what you said, and I'm sorry. Well, I jumped to that conclusion because.

• 27:23Speaker 04

  This version is more dramatic. Yeah, drowning on pee is an unlikely dramatic scenario. That's right.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't sound like a Nolan move. Nolan doesn't do that.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, but in my mind, I'm like.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Lee does that, the director Lee.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert Young Lee.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Robert Young Lee.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they'd be drowning in pee, cum, and poo.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  PCP.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:47Speaker 04

  PCP, dude.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  In the poem, Homer completely skips over the gross realities to focus purely on the military tension of it. So if Homer made the film, I'd probably watch it.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  I call him Homie.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Homie, if Homie made it.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Homie? If he made it, I'd watch it.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Do I like Christopher Nolan? Yeah, flawless. I just, the story doesn't interest me.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that okay?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. Because you don't know the story.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  What is it? I keep asking you, what is the story? You don't know. You're saying that.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  They hijacked two planes. They crashed them into the big buildings.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  And Tom Holland are having, at a campfire, hanging out.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Is Zendaya and Tom Holland hanging out in the movie?

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  No, never.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 28:26Speaker 04

  That's a Spider-Man.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  That's a Spider-Man.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  That's a Spider-Man, dude.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I don't want to see it because it's too many famous people.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  I like not so famous movies. You know what?

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  That's why Obsession was good. Fucking no one was famous. I, I believed those characters because I didn't see, you go see Odyssey and you just said it. You see fucking Billy Elliot or whatever.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  You see Good Will Hunting. You know, you see a music video girl.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Who's the girl Zendaya?

• 29:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  She's a musician.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  She is?

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't she do music too? She's a Disney girl, right? Yeah, they did songs.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:10Andrew Santino?

  And then you see, um, Mo- Monster?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Monster who?

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Charlize Theron.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Monsters in it. Yeah, Monsters.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  So, so you don't even get to see the characters?

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  I say Furiosa. Yeah, Furiosa's in it.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  I think Monster was better.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I, okay.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  But I'm just saying, you see all these movies, you don't see the people anymore.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  She plays a sea nymph.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I gotta go.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love sea nymphs. In fact, you know, in the movie, I would have not left.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, that's where you would have stayed.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she, he ends up 10 years, giving away spoilers, but.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Eating the lotus plant.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Is there any?

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Seven years.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Is there any sex scenes?

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Don't give anything away. What if I go see it?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't want you to see it now.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have no right to see it now.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Now I don't deserve to see it?

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any right or, yeah, you don't deserve to see it.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  Shucks.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Because of your, um, resistance to it.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  I resist.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so it's like, it's dumb.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  We resist.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  No, you're gonna watch it, Mccone.

• 30:08Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  He just.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  What's this power for?

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Fight the power. Resist.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're gonna resist too?

• 30:15Speaker 04

  Me? No, that's for Lupita.

• 30:17Speaker 05

  It was for Lupita.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Resist.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  We must resist.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  No, we must not.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  We must.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  We must go with the flow.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Flow is bad.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like Walter.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  He didn't say that.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  He didn't say that.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  It was a line that he's reading.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  No, he said that in an interview.

• 30:35Speaker 04

  He did say that.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Andreas.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  You know what he really said?

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  I know Bruce Lee, I know my Bruce Lee. Yeah, I know how water works.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  We know how water works, dude.

• 30:46Speaker 04

  Be like water.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, I, I, I know how, I know how water works.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  And I know that it gets into the Trojan horse. Guys die.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  They're storming the beaches of Normandy.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no Normandy.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  People are firing bullets at them.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  There's no bullets, there's no guns, right? There's no guns. There's arrows, but there's no guns.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  I can't, it's, it's a mythological, um, story.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what's interesting, though? It's like, you go, what's Nolan's take on this is always fun. Because his take on Batman was different than, you know, the other u- universe, what was, you know, the.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  Schumacher.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Tim Burton and Schumacher, where it was cartoony. You know, he grounded a Batman and made it more reali- realistic, and then you're watching The Odyssey going, um, what does he get? What's his interpretation of this, you know, material? And then when you're watching, you're like, oh, this is cool because it's grounded in. Here's another thing, it's like, when you watch Troy or any of these movies, or Clash of the Titans, anything from that time period, whatever, you, you're, you think to yourself, oh, I'm watching a movie. Right? But with The Odyssey, you're like, no, you're not ever thinking that. You're like, it seems pretty real, like you're encap- encaps- encapsulated.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  Something like that, yeah.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, tell me the word.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  I think, I, I don't know it either, so I'm agreeing.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  You're enchanted?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  There's Brad Pitt in Troy, it's a cute.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  See, I love that, because I like, I like Bradley.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  I love Bradley too, but it's like, it's very Hollywood looking.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at how hot that guy is. See, that's what I like, old school hot Hollywood.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're dumb, dude. Yeah, I don't trust you.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Hot Hollywood.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at that, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, no, this is not real.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Look at the bloomer.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, the bloomer's good.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  The bloomer's so good.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  You'd go in the horse with them.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  That's the horse he'd go in.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  That's the horse I'd go in, yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Look at him staring at you too.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Come on in the horse.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we, they'd be like, hey, scoot over.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  No, the thigh.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  To me.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  You hang there.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, take, take.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm cold.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Take our armor off, we should hug tightly.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  To keep warm at night.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sure. Why not?

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, you know what it is, I don't, I told Mccone, I can't see movies or TV shows anymore, because I don't work in Hollywood anymore, so I think I don't want to see it anymore.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when you let it go, like I have, and think to yourself, oh, they don't want me? Then you can go, kind of go, all right, I'm gonna watch what they're doing.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  I'll take.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  And another thing.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  It'll be time, I'll go.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Another thing is this.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  You know, Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  And he doesn't go watch pickup games, because he doesn't play. I don't play in Hollywood anymore, I don't want to go see it.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  I think that's your fault.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  All I watch.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  You were in The Magic Movie.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  I paid to be in that.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't. You were in The Magic Movie, you were in Happy Gilmore 2.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  You were in Happy Gilmore 2.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's not, you know.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, and they should have cut us out.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I thought we were good in it.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  You think we did good?

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was fun to.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  We, it was fun to shoot it. Benny Safdie, he was in this as well.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was in here.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  It was in this room.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  I can't watch it. All I watch now is, I like, I like the Food Network.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  I know. British Bake Off.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  I miss that.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Body Bizarre guy.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Love Body Bizarre.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  And then I li- I watch Beachfront, Beachfront Bargain.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  On HGTV.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watch the fucking movie.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  Move that bus.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Watch the fucking movie.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Give me the song, give me the song.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that song.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's just the sirens, during the sirens.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  And that was Travis Scott?

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  That was Travis Scott that did that soundtrack?

• 34:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  That was Travis Scott?

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't Travis Scott.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  He's the, at last song.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  He's in the movie too. Does anybody die around him during a concert?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Is that why the guy's in the horse guy?

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Some of the suitors died. Yeah, he was great in it, and, um.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  How much of this is a joke, do you think, that we, when we talk on this show?

• 34:53Speaker 04

  Ninety-nine percent.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna go see it.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Shut up, I don't care.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow, I don't have time.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be out in Scottsville. And then I go to, to jolly old England, I'm.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm gonna try?

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to look for my wife's phone. I went back, I'm flying.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good, good, good.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Trying to find the guy who stole my wife's phone.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  A year ago. Were we there a year ago already?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  We were, yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  It's playing in Glasgow.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watching Glasgow.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  They don't have movie theaters up there, right?

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  It's an immersive 2D, it says.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm not in Glasgow, I'm.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  It's so immersive.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  See if I, see if there's a IMAX in Edinburgh. That's where we're going. I doubt it.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Obviously.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  No, there are no IMAX.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it does.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would watch it.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  In Edinburgh, that'd be even cooler.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  The, the St. James Quarter.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  I'd, I'm staying there.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I want to try?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Cyclosporia.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Cyclosporia?

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  The diarrhea, explosive diarrhea.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, it's made its way to California, we finally have.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Don't you want to try it?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  This is a new GLP-1.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  It's making its way out.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Because they say explosive, I'm like, I've had explosive before.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  I think it's cool, that lifts you off the toilet.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to see how it measures up.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  It's little tiny explosion.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Taco Bell lettuce linked, oh, we could go, we could go to Taco Bell tonight.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 states due to potential cyclosporia contamination.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, to, yeah, not tomorrow, Tuesday, yeah, I forgot.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so don't eat, don't get it now.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  On the plane would be so funny.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Remember I had diarrhea next to you?

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  And then I.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  The whole flight.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  And in my mind, I'm like, thank God Andrew's next to me.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  That would have been so bad if you sat next to someone.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I kept going, I didn't have to go, excuse me, excuse me.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  But you farted the whole flight.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  You farted the whole flight, until, to the point where the flight attendant came over, she's like, is everybody okay?

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  She was nervous, because it did.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was bad. But I remember I kept saying, thank God, because I didn't have to say, excuse me.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  No, I said, I know your, my boy's stomach was upset, I felt bad. Let's zoom in on the CDC report, says, this stuff gets into you, ingestion of contaminated food or water. Oh, no, dude.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  What? What?

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  It gets into your, it gets into your nervous system.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  I know it's bad. I was kidding.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  This is bad.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  We can't have this.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  We can't have it.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Is this COVID-2? That's what they're doing? Are we gonna have to wear masks on our ass? When we walk around?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  We'll have to cover up our buttholes in public?

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Another thing is that those wildfires from Canada, people aren't wearing masks in like, New York and Chicago, it's, what?

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Because the smoke is so bad.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  The smoke, I saw the Chicago fit, who sent that to me? You guys did? The smoke in Chicago was so bad, they couldn't see like, 10 feet in front of them.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, that's, that's New York, that was.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how do you walk around, and you gotta wear, because it's not, you're not just getting, um.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Trees.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  We live in a place that that looks like that every day.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, we're used to it, our bodies adapted to that.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  We did adapt.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  That's gangster of us, though.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow, look at that, that's nuts.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  That's nuts, but people should be wearing masks out there. I mean, I'm no one to tell you how to live your life.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  Who started the, who started the wildfire up there?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Canada, dude.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Tom Green.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Tom Green, probably.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  Started it, our boy, we love Tom.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, dude.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  It's bad.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  And people are like.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  That's New York, dude.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  They said.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  It'll go away, they're.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they said that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a day.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Carlos's explanation for everything, it'll go away.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everything goes away.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  I, I mean, I do the equivalent of 20 cigarettes a day.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Your gonorrhea went away.

• 38:31Speaker 04

  That's not what I have, it's the other one.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Syphilis? No, you had, you had, um, no, you had the other one. What's the other one called?

• 38:37Speaker 04

  No, I have the Trump one, syphilis.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you had it?

• 38:40Speaker 04

  It's dormant.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  According to who?

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Science.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Who's science?

• 38:50Speaker 04

  Doctors.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  This too shall pass.

• 38:52Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  Is that in the movie?

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  This Too Shall Pass?

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sure. Why not?

• 38:57Speaker 05

  Different movie.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that is? I gotta go see this movie.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  I do not. You know what? You know what?

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  I love this.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know what?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't ever want you to watch this fucking movie.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Because you're playing like devil's advocate right now, and it's pissing me off, so I don't want you to ever watch it. Fuck off. You don't deserve to watch it. Okay?

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  McCon, you wanna go see it with me?

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  Um, you think it's gonna win an award?

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna win everything.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cool. That's, that's what we do it for, the awards.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, some things, right, they do it for the trophy, but I think this is something different.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how?

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Don't watch it. Okay?

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  How is it different? I mean, look, I, I think-

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't watch it. Mongolia saw it.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  Pakistan-

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  They rode a horse. All right?

• 40:03Speaker 05

  A horse?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thirty- What?

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  To go see the horse.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  To see the horse. Thirty miles, right? And eagles guiding them to the theater.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? You know, and they, and they happened to see it.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay? You, you could see it anytime. Okay, let's move on. Let's not talk about the Odyssey again. Okay? Congratulations on Spain for winning the World-

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Ole.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Ole, ole.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, let it, let it out.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Let it out, yeah, let it-

• 40:32Speaker 05

  Ole, ole. Vamos España!

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Vamos España!

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, Mikel Mourinho's on the team, and he's an Arsenal player, so I'm very excited. There was no one on the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal player, so I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was thrown out, I was like, I want Spain to win. And, um, you guys played great football. Oh, David Raya's on the team, too?

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he's an Arsenal-

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Beyond Pride, cuz I'm not familiar, how much money did they get for winning? Do they, did the team get a crazy check for winning the World Cup?

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Uh, fifty million dollars in prize money.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  For?

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  To share?

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  To share between the team. Yeah, awarded directly to the national-

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  How many teams?

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Record high payoff for the tournament, increasing by eight million from last year. Total prize money for a, uh-

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 41:25Speaker 05

  Arsenal.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What are you doing, dude? You trying to pounce on me again?

• 41:31Speaker 05

  I was, I cleaned everything, so I, I knew that we had Arsenal.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  So they get fif- they get fifty million dollars for winning, and the entire total prize money for all forty-eight teams is six hundred and fifty-five million dollars. Wow.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's tw- there's twenty-six players on the team.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fifty million divided by twenty-six, you all get a cou- almost a couple million, that's pretty good.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's some players that didn't play.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  They deserve it. They're supportive of the team.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you who deserves all the money, that, that, that goalie, that goalkeeper, oh, Jesus Christ.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  From what?

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  That Argentinian goal player, that, that guy deserves money. That guy busted his ass. He got shot on like ten times within the first like thirty minutes. I was like, this poor bastard.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you saw it?

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I watched the World Cup.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  You did? But you don't like the sport?

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  No, it's the World Cup.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you don't like it.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  Everybody watches it.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I didn't watch it.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, dude.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  It's like, i- back in the day when they would do beheadings or stonings in a town square-

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  You would show up.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  You gotta show up.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would show up, too.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't even like it.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  I would cover my eyes a little bit and then wa- look.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  You wanna see?

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  To be in the conversation, yeah.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  Tell me this, this is what I'm interested in. How many people watched this World Cup this year?

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, let me, can I guess?

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. On a, uh, well, see, I guess the United States is gonna be a different number than a global scale.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  No, but the global scale, probably a hundred and twenty million.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Way more.

• 42:47Speaker 05

  More.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? There's three hundred-

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Two hundred and twenty-

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  One point five bill-

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Billion?

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  The globe has seven billion people.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's wow.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  Mongolia went to see fucking Odyssey. They were gonna watch the World Cup, man.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  Eight point three billion on the earth.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  And so one point five, so in the United States, what, how many people, cuz that-

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Not a lot.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that would be close to probably half, like, it'd be a Super Bowl number, like, one hundred, one twenty. Up to forty-two million viewers. That's pretty good. Hey!

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you got a tan.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Come sit down, dude.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  You get a tan?

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Dax is here. Give it up for Dax.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  You get a tan?

• 43:26Speaker 05

  Whoa. I guess so.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean you guess so? Have you been laying out?

• 43:31Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you watch the World Cup? We were just talking about the World Cup.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  No, I watched the Odyssey.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do yesterday, fuck that, man!

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• 43:53Bobby Lee?

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• 43:56Bobby Lee?

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• 43:57Andrew Santino?

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• 44:16Bobby Lee?

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• 44:30Andrew Santino?

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• 44:51Bobby Lee?

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• 44:55Andrew Santino?

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• 44:59Bobby Lee?

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• 45:15Bobby Lee?

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• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  Keep that off, man. If it feels like it's, it's a hard battle, and a lot of people have been struggling with it, Bobby loves GLP-1s-

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

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• 45:35Bobby Lee?

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• 45:41Andrew Santino?

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• 45:44Bobby Lee?

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• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  You like it?

• 46:31Speaker 05

  Yes, you ought to see it.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Right out of the gate.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't even know if you saw it because of that joke.

• 46:38Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, I, I could tell you anything that happened.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 46:42Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me, did, did guys die of drowning in their own piss inside the Trojan horse?

• 46:47Speaker 05

  A couple.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  He saw it.

• 46:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, you did see it.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  This guy saw the movie.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you really see it?

• 46:53Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Tell me about the story, then.

• 46:55Speaker 05

  So, Odysseus is the dad of Tom Holland, and then he has to do the Trojan, Trojan horse. And then

• 47:09Speaker 05

  Tom Holland goes to look for him, and then Charlize there and is like a magic person.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  See nymph.

• 47:16Speaker 05

  Yes. Um, and then there's the cyclops and-

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  Did you watch it with the sound off?

• 47:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like the volume was off.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  This is like if I tried to interpret it without any noise. And then, and then what happens? Then what happens?

• 47:31Speaker 05

  Uh, can I spoil it?

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people are gonna be really mad.

• 47:35Speaker 05

  It's been out for three thousand years, so.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot. The same people saying that joke. And it's so shameful that you would even say that out loud.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  What does, what, what does it mean?

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  The story's been out for thousands-

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Thousands of years, but you've seen so many TikToks, people, people making that joke, and anyone making that joke is a shameful person. It's hacky, it's dumb, and-

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  So you went today to go watch it?

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let's sit in it, all right? Did you create that joke, or did you joke, or did you see it on TikTok or social media?

• 48:07Speaker 05

  I created that joke, but I can assume that other people can-

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like when I went Private Ryan's in a Juno, that was original.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right?

• 48:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So go ahead, tell me.

• 48:19Speaker 05

  Uh, he, he has the big fight scene at the end and kills all the suitors.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you loved it?

• 48:25Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Out of ten, what do you rank it?

• 48:27Speaker 05

  Nine.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Rate it.

• 48:28Speaker 05

  Nine point five.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what, um, McCon's, he didn't even see it. Yeah, he didn't even see it, yeah. He refuses to watch it.

• 48:39Speaker 05

  You ought to see it.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Convince him to watch it!

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Uh, why don't-

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Why, why do, why should he watch it?

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Um, well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if it's just getting spoiled and, um-

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  I, I haven't been listening to anything.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, this story's been out for three thousand years, according to Andreas.

• 48:58Speaker 05

  Why don't you wanna see it?

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Um, it's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it.

• 49:04Speaker 05

  Hmm, yeah. That is weird.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, thank you. It's, it make, it's just kinda too many stars.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  That is valid.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you, defend the movie, man!

• 49:16Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. Um, the, the stars are fun to watch. They're gonna- Actors.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  In your face, dude. That's in your face, dude.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Is that in my face?

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  That was.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  The reason why they're stars is they're the best actors out there.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him act before.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  He was good, though.

• 49:36Speaker 05

  He was in the very first character.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  He was, yeah. And then Billy Elliot was second, right?

• 49:42Speaker 05

  Elliot Page.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Elliot Page, my bad.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. You know that Tom Holland played Billy Elliot?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  No, he didn't.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, on stage first.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  But not in the movie.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  No, no, on stage, yeah.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested in is what, I'm not gonna see the movie, I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is Dax's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think we should guess. So I'm gonna say you got yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer. Cause I don't, I was joking, I didn't, I think you did not get a popcorn.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  So I think.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Just say it.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  You got a small soda.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Don't react.

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  React, dude. Cause you got a water is what I was gonna say, not a soda.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  You can't just hop around like that because I have my own thing.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm hopping. You do yours, I'm doing mine.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Let me do mine then first, but you're hopping around. Fuck you, you're hopping around! You first say popcorn, then he had a facial reaction.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  I thought about popcorn.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Coca-Cola, whatever.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  No, I said a small drink, but you got yourself a water.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  He gets water.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  And you got a pretzel and raisin nuts, maybe.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, he gets like a Swedish fishy kinda thing.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright, what did you get?

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Like a sweet little gummy thing.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  Uh, just water. I hate popcorn, but my friend got a, like a Swedish gummy, like a, that.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  No, your friend didn't get Swedish fish, your friend got, go ahead. Nerd clusters?

• 51:08Speaker 05

  No, um, some kind of a cloud, like it was called some cloud, some gummy cloud.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Gummy cloud, okay. And you don't.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Did you eat some?

• 51:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  So why don't you like popcorn, Dax?

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Uh, the texture, I don't like popcorn or cereal.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Here's another, I can defend that. It makes me break out.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Popcorn. No?

• 51:29Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Not for you.

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Popcorn cause breakouts? I've never heard of that in my life.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I am gonna break out.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Are you rubbing the butter on your face?

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's just like, it's so buttery that it's like, it gets on my fingers and then.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  You touch your face.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I touch my face.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's exactly right.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I forget.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Right, greasy popcorn.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  That greasy popcorn's, you know, the juices on my fingers.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Right, they get into your pores.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  That's okay.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, just water, huh?

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  A slow sipping.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  But you're eating a Sprite now, you're drinking a Sprite now.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But not in the movie, who'd you see it with?

• 52:02Speaker 05

  My friend Joel.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did he like it?

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Not really.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Can we get him on the phone?

• 52:09Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, I could call him. He is hanging out with someone right now, though.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  That's okay, we're hanging out here too.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Let's call Joel real fast, I'd love to, I just wanna chat up.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  He didn't like it.

• 52:20Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I think he'll, he'll probably post a Letterboxd review of it too.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Awesome. We'll have to read it, can you put him on, put it up to the, can you put it up to the mic?

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Tell him he's on the pod and everything.

• 52:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just to, so he doesn't feel uncomfortable, you know?

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Hey, what's going on?

• 52:37Speaker 05

  The, I was just telling them about that we saw Bad Friends, so, um, I was saying. Yeah, yeah, that we saw The Odyssey.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Tell him he's on the pod.

• 52:45Speaker 05

  And then you're on the podcast.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  We just wanna pick your brain.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  Alright, pick my brain, what's going on here?

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  So I thought that The Odyssey was a masterpiece, you know, um, Dax gave it a 9.5 out of 10. But apparently you didn't like it.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Oh, it was fine, I, a good 6 out of 10.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  Joel, now what was your biggest hic, your biggest problem with the movie?

• 53:08Speaker 02

  I think I just can't stand the Nolanism of everything being a montage. And for the first 20 or 30 minutes, it's all edited so breakneck speed, I'm just like, I'm not being like invited into this world, I'm just being thrust into it in an exposition dump way. I don't know, I, and I'd never lost that feeling by the end.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Everybody knows a McCon.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Every, that's what I just realized, yeah, everybody knows a.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  Hey Joel, I, I, Joel, I haven't seen the movie, this is Andrew Santino, I haven't seen the movie. Bobby is mad because I haven't seen it, do you think I should stand my ground and not see the film?

• 53:52Speaker 02

  No, you should still see it, I think everyone's gotta see it, it's The Odyssey, man, Homer, Homer would love for you to see this.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Homer's been dead for thousands of years.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  I, I know, but I, I feel like he would have wanted you specifically to see it.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  Now, does the Homer estate receive any sort of residuals from this, do you think, from Nolan?

• 54:13Speaker 02

  Uh, unfortunately, the, the negotiations are all tied up, but I think they're gonna get an island in Greece.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Ah, careful with islands, thank you Joel, we'll talk to you soon.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  Alright, good.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Bye.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  See you guys.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  Bye.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  Bye Joel.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  That guy's fantastic.

• 54:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Can we get him with you on the show one day, would he come on?

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  What does Joel do for a living?

• 54:35Speaker 05

  He, he makes movies and YouTube videos.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like it.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Ah, so he's very much, it sounded like McCon, no?

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  It did, yeah.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, just arrogant, snobby.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Was there any validity, Carlos and Fancy, to what Joel said, at all?

• 54:49Speaker 05

  I couldn't disagree more, but.

• 54:53Speaker 05

  I like that Nolanism, he does that in all his movies, it's like a trademark of his and I like.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  It's very, yeah, it's told in like.

• 55:00Speaker 05

  It's like Oppenheimer, the way that he's edited.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  In a good way.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  I didn't.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Like Pulp Fiction-y, where it's like, you know what I mean?

• 55:06Speaker 05

  We do that sometimes.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, none, what's so funny?

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  First of all, you, you can't compare, this is not like Pulp Fiction.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  In terms of like, you know what I mean, going into the future, past.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  He's saying it was a montage.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  Non. But it has flashes of the past.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, flashes of the past, it's told, it's.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Flashbacks?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't do flashbacks.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm a little offended Nolan does flashbacks.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  He's better than that. There's a way to.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  The story is told from other people's point of view too.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, who?

• 55:34Speaker 05

  It's not like Family Guy flash, or like, you know, cut to.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  That'd be, that'd make a better movie.

• 55:39Speaker 05

  That would be.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen that show, He Fights the Chicken, I love that.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Great, yeah, great bit.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm running right now, my phone is loving it.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm sitting in my little pocket.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah, it's a disgusting pocket, you know what I mean, it's anti-art.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  No, it's pro-art.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  No, it's anti-art.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  This is commercial art at its.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Because I believe, I believe this is pure art.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  90 movie stars.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Did you, no?

• 56:02Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't agree with me, just agree with me.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're a bully, he feels threatened.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bullying you, I'm asking you, dude.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Listen to your tone.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you!

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Be honest!

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Bully.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it?

• 56:12Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Manic.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  High art!

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Manic edging right now.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm not manic.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Take your pill.

• 56:17Speaker 05

  We're cutting, close on the time.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  We're cutting, well, you gotta take your pill.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  It's at home.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  He's manic edging.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Dum, dum.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  I'll punch you. Sorry, I'm not one.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, I'm letting you get away with it for now.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  What, what do you have to do?

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  I take my Lexapro.

• 56:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Are you on any medication?

• 56:39Speaker 05

  No.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  Nothing? Wow, so do you take even like vitamins or anything like that during the day?

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Yes, uh, multivitamin.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Like a little, a Flintstone?

• 56:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, not a Flintstone one, but yeah.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  I love those.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  I like your sling blade shoes.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  These?

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Are those Hoka's?

• 56:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  I love the Hoka's, they're so comfortable. They're fantastic.

• 57:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  He was mocking your shoes, I, I celebrated them.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  The point is, we don't make fun of Dax's shoes.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding!

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  But he took it serious, it hurt his feelings.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  It did hurt your feelings.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  No, it's fine.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it did though.

• 57:14Speaker 05

  Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings hurts my feelings. Wow.

• 57:20Speaker 05

  Break through.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Dude, therapy.

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  This kid has been through therapy, no medication.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Have I not? Dax, have I not, when we've done shows together live, been very supportive of you?

• 57:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  And giving you good words of wisdom.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Your honor, leading, leading the witness.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm not leading the witness, no, I'm asking.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Have I not been?

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Have I not?

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  So you can't ask that way in court.

• 57:42Speaker 05

  I, I think, yeah, you'll be, say, like, always be like, have fun and, yeah.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  That's good, right?

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, to try to like.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  Get me.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  That's good advice!

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Have fun!

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows?

• 57:56Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Who's more supportive?

• 57:58Speaker 05

  Um, like, uh, Andrew.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  And I don't make fun of your shoes, cause I like your fucking.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean?

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  See, bully, bully.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bullying, I'm just.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you're manic edging, bully.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  So you're saying that I don't, he's more supportive at live shows?

• 58:16Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, but both of y'all are super generous for giving me the opportunity to.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck off.

• 58:25Speaker 05

  It was super fun.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna hear that.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  I love you, buddy.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  I love you, Dad.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you know what, I should be more supportive then, I fucked up. Yeah, I mean, my actions.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  What's new in the world of Dax that we need to find out about?

• 58:39Speaker 05

  Uh, I went to New York.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  What's going on in New York?

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:42Speaker 05

  I was just, uh, filming some videos, I, I met Shane Gillis there.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, nice, did you, you film with him?

• 58:47Speaker 05

  No, no, I was just walking on the street and saw him.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  You, seriously?

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 58:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you say hi?

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Um, yes.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Did he see, did he recognize you first?

• 58:57Speaker 05

  Um, I, I think that he, he recognized me once I nodded at him.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  And then what did he say? Hey, buddy!

• 59:05Speaker 05

  He fist bumped me.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  And that's all?

• 59:07Speaker 05

  Uh, and he said, um, nice to meet you.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  That's really nice.

• 59:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I think he, yeah.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  He set the world, Guinness World Records for most tickets sold at one live event.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  76,000.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  76,000.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Largest, uh, largest of any stand-up comedian, the most tickets sold for a solo comedy show, 77,447. And the largest audience for a comedian, 73,946 in a.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  I can't do that in two years.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  I'd say three, maybe.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's incredible. Have you, what's the biggest crowd you played?

• 59:43Speaker 05

  Y'all's shows, the Lincoln one. And the Youtube. Yeah, Youtube.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Youtube Theater, yeah.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  That was big.

• 59:51Speaker 05

  And I met someone at the airport who came over and said they saw the Lincoln one.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm more positive. What do you think?

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  Um, about the Odyssey?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  No, in general.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  About the Odyssey, yeah.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  In general.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  In general?

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Speaker 05

  Who has the more positive just about life?

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  Maybe Andrew.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  What? So I'm negative?

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm a negative person.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  It's the tone, the tone doesn't.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Stop yelling at him.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, I do this tone on the pod, you know, but it's for, you know.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  I guess, we don't know.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  I mean, all of us don't know.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't yell at you when the cameras are off.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Right, I'm very high.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Dax.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  What does this mean?

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  This is, this is international sign for help for kidnapping.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry about the shoe.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  You don't do it.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  I apologize for the shoe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  The kidnapper doesn't get to do it.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doing it.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, okay.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a good trick, though.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's me.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  So you went to New York to film some stuff and you filmed some videos.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then where do you stay when you're in New York?

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  A hotel, I just got a hotel there.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  You don't ever stay with friends out there?

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  You have friends in New York?

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Friend Dimitri lives in Queens, um, yeah.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  Can you give us his address?

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  I don't know it.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you get late night munchies?

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  What do you get?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  What do you get in New York? Oh, in New York? Yeah.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  How many slices?

• 1:01:26Speaker 05

  One.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  That's it? One can satiate you?

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Just one and you're done?

• 1:01:32Speaker 05

  Actually, like, I'll get two if I'm hungry.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Sounds good, yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  What do we get on them?

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  Pepperoni and then the hot honey, that place that was close to the hotel had that.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  It's good, right?

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Hot honey, I'm not a fan.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's taking over, a lot of places have it now.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  It's becoming the new fad.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  I, I actually, yeah, I agree.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  It's got, at first, when you went.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  It's like pineapple, back in the day, pineapple.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere, and then you're like, nah, fuck you.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's too much.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Who do y'all think is more positive?

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  We're wait, we're we're six exits on the freeway past that.

• 1:02:03Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  We can't even get off and go back.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  But it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy that you bring.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  You're so beautiful, man.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're the one of those.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna rip on you anymore.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  You shouldn't, you shouldn't have done it from the beginning.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  I shouldn't have made fun of his shoes earlier.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  So tell me this, you skipped the World.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Sling Blade?

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  No, I've never seen it.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  You skipped the World Cup to watch, uh, to watch Odyssey, you don't like soccer at all.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  No, not really.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Can you name me five soccer players?

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  Messi.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Five.

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  Ronaldo.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  Yamal.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Yamal. Yamal, Yamal.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  I get what he's saying.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Oh, Haaland.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Tom Holland.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  One more.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Odyssey and FIFA? Pretty good, Tom.

• 1:02:51Speaker 05

  Mbappe.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  Mbappe.

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  Mbappe.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  He was trying to do it.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  No, David Beckham, I was saying.

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  Beckham, yeah.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of David Beckham?

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Handsome, you think?

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Um, yeah.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very handsome, striking.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you like soccer, though? I agree, I, I'm not a soccer fan, so I'm.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  I don't really know, it's just, yeah, it's like two goals over the course of 90 minutes. So it's, and then.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Listen, listen, listen, Dax.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Let him finish his stink.

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  I'm sorry.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  For Christ's sake, go ahead, Dax, you're allowed to speak.

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  So that, I think that's awesome.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  It's boring to you.

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, um, I think, cause I can't really tell what's happening, like, in between those goals.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot, it's a lot of passing.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  A lot of defending, passing, a lot of, a lot of flopping.

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people falling down, writhing around.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  Like basketball.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of flopping these days. Yeah.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, make your point.

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  Okay. Okay.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  I've made this point before, okay, I wanna be

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real, I wanna be precise with my wording.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Let me ask you something, would you rather come one time or a thousand times, little mini comes?

• 1:04:04Speaker 05

  Which one, how does it feel, like, how do the two feel?

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  A one big come is like, ah, you know, and little comes are like, uh, uh, uh, uh, but there's not, see, to me, that's what basketball's like.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Except the come is a dunk. You know what I mean?

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  And you get to see someone go. And these guys are like.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  When you, when it's zero, zero, there's five minutes left to play, and your team scores, that's a big come.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I, I understand.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  So would you rather have a bunch of mini orgasms or just one big one?

• 1:04:46Speaker 05

  Um, I, I just like basketball better.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  God damn it, dude. You and I just don't get along.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  No, we do.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think we do, I don't think we get along, dude.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  I think they do, I think.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on every topic.

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  Um, maybe there's some, oh, Odyssey.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just said.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Let's see if we can create something else between you guys that you both like.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite, what's your favorite band or a band you really enjoy?

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  The Velvet Underground.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  He loves them.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you really like them?

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I was trying to pick one that I thought you liked too.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  But that's very intuitive of you.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  And you're very intuitive also.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:05:32Speaker 05

  This date is going well.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  It's going well, so we have the Odyssey and the Velvet Underground together.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Have you been going on dates at all?

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  Um, a, a few months ago, I went on a, I was going on some dates with, with someone.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  Nice, was that, did it end it unfortunately?

• 1:05:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  Were you, was it because of you or them, or they both are mutual?

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  Uh, because I think maybe because of them.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, okay.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  What, I mean.

• 1:05:56Speaker 05

  Cause they still loved someone else.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  Did this break your heart a little bit?

• 1:06:01Speaker 05

  Uh, just a little, but it's okay.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  That's difficult.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Now, did you, did you, um, express this to this person?

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  You said this kinda broke my heart a little bit.

• 1:06:12Speaker 05

  Um, not that specifically.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what you do?

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  We should call him.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  No, what you do is this, Dax, okay? Are you returning her phone calls or texts or anything?

• 1:06:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  That's, you don't do that.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  You don't do that, you gotta cut her off, dude.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  But you still.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  You gotta cut the cord.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  He cares about her as a person.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's playing you for a fool.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  So just don't reply to any.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't reply, or she's in love with another man.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  Holding my tongue.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Now, don't hold, you know what, you haven't held your tongue all episode. Might as well go free, dude.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  You lipless coward.

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  It's do as I say, not as I do.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 05

  What he's thinking.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  What I'm telling you, Dax, is, is that what's going on?

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  There are the boys.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, the boys, we love the boys, we love, am I right or wrong?

• 1:07:04Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Carlos?

• 1:07:07Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  No, be real.

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  No, you should not be talking to her, but I just, I feel.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you like.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  Wait, let him finish, you feel what?

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  No, I feel, I've been in Dax's position before, it can be difficult, but it's.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  So have I.

• 1:07:18Speaker 05

  Can you work with them?

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  Could you work with them?

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay. This is over the 3,000 year story.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  Dax.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  If you were, you like this person still as a human, you do whatever makes you happy.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  You do whatever makes you happy.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Dax, cut the cord. That's the only way she's gonna like you.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he doesn't, he likes her, they like each other as humans, he doesn't need to be, and he's not, it's platonic. Right?

• 1:07:50Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  The relationship is now platonic.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  But do you desire sexual engagement?

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  Well, not if she's in love with.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  He, he's a respectable man, he's respecting her.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  So your feelings for her has changed?

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  And so there's no more limerence or?

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  Right, yes.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  Watches one movie.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Watches one film.

• 1:08:18Speaker 05

  What movie do they say that in?

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Obsession?

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  Oh, oh.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that obsession?

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Limerence. I love you.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  I've, I've been, I've been talking about limerence for years, right, Tom?

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  No, we know, you have, I know.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so it's not a movie. Fuck hard.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay, okay. He's got a hot attitude, this, this episode's 100% called fucking manic edging. You're hot today, but Dax, overall, are you happy right now?

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:46Andrew Santino?

  So you're happy?

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  Good, can, what, what would make you happier? What would like, what would, what are you, what are you missing right now?

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  That girl.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  Another girl.

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you a new girl, man.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Can we get this going?

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  So easy.

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  We tried it once, we tried to line him up with someone, remember this, it didn't work, no, he didn't want any of those girls. Or didn't, some, some, what was it that you tried to get, you just weren't interested in some of those women?

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  Oh, the Orange County girl, that's right.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, whatever happened to that girl, did you ever reach out to her, she reach out to you?

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  No, uh, no.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  All right, I wanna date.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  It's effort.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  It's on you.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  To make the effort, to take risks, to go in for a kiss.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  The 50s?

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Hold her hand at a bus stop to walk her to work?

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Like a transatlantic, yeah.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's up to you, kid.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  It's up to you, kid.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Get a bus token and wait out there for hours. When you see a pretty girl, follow her to her home.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Know that you're making a move.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  You gotta yell at her outside her window, say, "Hey, darling, I need ya."

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  It's like a Norm MacDonald.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what I'm saying...

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Is that you have to be... How do I say it? You have to be more forthright in your intentions.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  This is unacceptable.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. We need you to find out.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  This is unacceptable of a girl saying, "I'm in love with somebody else." That's unacceptable to me.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  But she might be. Maybe there's so...

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Then why is she even going on dates with Dax?

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  Why is... Why did she go on a date with you if she loved somebody else, do you think?

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get back together.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Ah, they were...

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Right. So she's never gonna go back. That's how silly this girl is. She's a silly girl.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  Well, then he did come back.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did?

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's not that silly.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  The clever girl.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  Clever girl.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I didn't know the information.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  Clever girl.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And did that break your heart?

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  It's okay.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  No, did it break your heart, Dax?

• 1:10:45Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, buddy.

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  [email protected]. Ladies, please throw us a middle with a photo of yourself, your name and age and where you're located and why maybe you'd wanna date Dax. And we can try to make something happen if you live here in the Southern California area. [email protected]. We'd love to see that. We're do... We are trying to find you. Love. We did it before. I just think you didn't really wanna follow through.

• 1:11:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  But you gotta follow through.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  We're so busy doing your own... Yeah, you're right. You have to follow through.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  But he is busy. You're right. No, no. He is busy doing his own thing.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  I think you're focused on...

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  You're making videos.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Focused on your videos.

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  How many videos a day? Two?

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  No, no. I try to film every day, but I don't always turn them into a video.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  So you do a video every day?

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  Well, I post maybe two a week.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you do a video a day and then you go, "That's not good enough," and so you don't post it.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  So you do a video a day? Why'd you lie?

• 1:11:43Speaker 05

  Actually, I'm lying now just to agree with you. I don't really do it a day.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  See, that's why we don't really get along.

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  Okay. Yeah, I'll start...

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  There's no honesty and truth. Yeah.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  Will you do like a little pitch yourself to the camera like it's a dating show, saying, "Hey, it's Dax. I'm just looking for love. Please email [email protected]."

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  And add some stuff to it. Add some jazz to it. Go ahead.

• 1:12:05Speaker 05

  Hey, I'm Dax, and I'm looking for love, and I just love hanging out and... What?

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  What's your sign?

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  I'm a Scorpio, and I'm 34, and I'm single, and please email Carlos in the booth.

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  I eat healthy, but I'm having a Sprite right now, but that's fine.

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  That's fine. That's fine. How tall?

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  I'm 5'8".

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Weight?

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Weight?

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  I don't know how much I weigh, actually.

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, shoe size?

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  Shoe size, I think a nine and a half.

• 1:12:38Andrew Santino?

  Waist? Waist size?

• 1:12:39Speaker 05

  32.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  32.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  Very nice.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  So you're not fat?

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  And your morning routine is? Tell them.

• 1:12:46Speaker 05

  Have a smoothie.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  And meditate.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  And lay in bed.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Meditate.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  I don't really meditate.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but laying in bed is...

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  Laying in bed and meditating.

• 1:12:53Speaker 05

  I meditate.

• 1:12:57Speaker 05

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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