74: Thanksgiving with Stanley Tucci & Kai Cenat

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski professes her love for Popeyes, details her dream Thanksgiving dinner, talks fragrances, and discusses her goal of moving to Ireland. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireporthttps://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://www.tiktok.com/@brittanybroski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Song of The Week: To Be Alone by Hozier Reproductive Resources: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources: https://Translifeline.org https://translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources: https://Oceanconservancy.org https://oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org https://climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND. DWB_CKMSF-BRAND. DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand. E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND. DWB_CKMSF-BRAND. DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand. E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 01:20 - Popeyes 03:48 - Dream Thanksgiving 05:30 - Conclave & Catholicism 07:29 - Eddieville 09:11 - Conclave & Catholicism Cont. 12:10 - Shakespeare 14:23 - Conclave Cont. 15:08 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont 18:08 - Fragrance 32:04 - Sun King & Stag Queen 36:31 - Fragrance Cont. 39:10 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont. 41:08 - Ireland 45:20 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont. 51:19 - Outro #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #popeyes, #thanksgiving, #conclave, #stanleytucci, #catholicism, #ralphfiennes, #anthonybourdain, #asmr, #michellevisage, #greekmythology, #stag, #king, #queen, #andrewscott, #paulmescal, #ireland

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:34Speaker 01

  Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.

• 0:44Brittany Broski?

  Popping bottles in the ice, womp, womp, womp, like a slizzard. What the fuck is a slizzard? When we drink, we do it right, getting slizzard. Wait, is that the lyric? Sipping slizzard in my ride, like a G6. Now I'm feeling so slizzard like a G6, like a... What is a slizzard? Slizzard is a hip-hop slang term that means incredibly drunk or high.

• 1:16Brittany Broski?

  Okay, I have been slizzard before. To be slizzard, to slizzard oneself. Sometimes it will turn you into a slizzard, okay? Guys, welcome back to... Ah, first Thanksgiving is the Thanksgiving. We're giving thanks and eating Popeyes turkey, Popeyes turkey, Popeyes turkey, Popeyes turkey, Popeyes turkey! Okay, guys, did you... If you didn't know, Popeyes does make Cajun turkey. We do it every single year. That shit? I'm not joking. I was, I was talking to a friend about this recently and they were like, "What are you talking about Popeyes turkey? Like, that's funny."

• 2:01Brittany Broski?

  And I was like, "You think I'm joking? I feel like I've spoken about this at, at length on the internet." Let me go ahead and swallow for you guys.

• 2:12Brittany Broski?

  Let me go ahead and swallow that big glob of spit that was in my throat. Just for you guys. I'm looking out for you guys, okay? I just, I felt that kind of building up and I was like, I could power through this ball of spit and just have it be really gummy and phlegmy. Or I could swallow it, okay? Cause I'm always thinking about the audience. I'm thinking about you guys. Okay, Popeyes turkey. There is such a thing as a Popeyes turkey. And you have to, I know them bitches sell out in the South. Like you gotta secure yours in that line. Do you remember when the Popeyes chicken sandwich dropped and people literally died? So, that's not funny. It's not funny, but what the fuck is wrong with you people? And by you people, I mean me.

• 2:54Brittany Broski?

  That, there was a, a for real like biblical fervor. Like a Noah's Ark level panic of I have got to get that fucking sandwich. Like, why was it so intense? That picture of that Popeyes worker sat on the bench outside smoking with her head in between her, "Yeah, girl, I thought, yeah! Take a rest. Take a beat." Why were people so fucking crazy for that sandwich? It's a delicious yes, okay? And I understand on a sort of very human level, of course, it's yum. God, if Popeyes ever goes out of business, I'm telling you, that is one of America's treasures.

• 3:34Brittany Broski?

  I know we've talked about this before. We've talked about KFC and how, you know, he wasn't even selling chicken at first. Popeyes, dude. It is something so uniquely American and I'm so happy to be alive with, with Popeyes franchises all over the country, if not the world, okay? Guys, it's Thanksgiving. Give it up.

• 4:01Brittany Broski?

  Smoking a cigarette. I think that Thanksgiving is...

• 4:06Brittany Broski?

  It's a great time to see your family that you know you don't usually see. It's a great excuse to stop working. And I would like to take a moment to come up with my dream Thanksgiving dinner round table. You know, who am I? Let's say it's at my house. I'm hosting the Thanksgiving meal. Who's there and what are we eating? These are the questions placed before me today. And these are the answers I am prepared to give you today. Okay? Something very sinister is brewing right now. Okay? Inside of me, I have had two coffees and a Red Bull. I just came from a workout class. Yes, I work out now. Okay? Bar Method, I'm still doing Bar Method. Shout out to Bar Method. I do that.

• 4:51Brittany Broski?

  Uh, and I, I have my Paul Meskell cup.

• 4:55Brittany Broski?

  I'm drinking a cherry, a cherry, what the fuck is this? A golden cherry Liquid IV out of my Paul Meskell cup.

• 5:08Brittany Broski?

  And I'm ready to start this fucking episode. Seriously, guys. Welcome back to the Brokey Report. Today we're talking about Stanley Tucci once again. Let's go ahead and get into it because I have a, a list of who I, because I've thought about this. You know, if you can have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who'd you pick? Hey, Stanley Tucci is going to be number one. And the day he dies, I'm gonna, it's gonna be like how some of those psychotic British people were when Queen Elizabeth died. Like drop to my knees sobbing crying, how will I go on? Like when Stanley Tucci passes, I was about to say if.

• 5:43Brittany Broski?

  He is this sort of omnipotent being in my eyes. Okay? Sometimes when I'm depressed, I re-watch his Searching for Italy series that he did on YouTube, whatever. I bought that shit. I spent US dollars to watch Stanley Tucci Searching for Italy. I don't play about this shit. Do you know what I mean? I don't play, I saw Conclave. Conclave is gaggy, honestly. There were some, people were being mean about it online. Yeah, can you people just enjoy something? Sit down and enjoy a movie. It doesn't always have to be, well, I just thought that, right? It was a little bit careless to the way that they, it was poorly put together and poorly, there was only three. He said, I don't give a fuck. Okay? That movie, here's the thing, okay? Movies like that, they're not gonna be blockbusters.

• 6:27Brittany Broski?

  They're not gonna be like, "Let's get the family together and go watch the fucking, you know, the Catholic Church pick a new pope and everyone's fucked up." That's not a family movie, okay? We're not doing Avengers, Assemble, Ultron is fucking on Thanos right now. We're not doing that. We're doing Stanley Tucci perplexed by the onus put on him, okay? The onus to be the next pope. And he is not the next pope, okay? I'm sorry to ruin it, but he's not gonna be the next pope. Even though I would like to see Stanley Tucci as Papa Tucci, Papa Tucci. End with you. End with you. I know very minimal about the Catholic Church, but I've always been intrigued by it because Dan Brown.

• 7:09Brittany Broski?

  Talked about Dan Brown, one of my favorite books of all time, Angels and Demons. That book started something in me when I was like fif- fifteen, fourteen, where I was like, "I didn't know reading could be like this." Like, I felt smart, I felt like I had learned some stuff. Of course, it's a historical fiction, of course. "People have bullshit to say about Dan Brown because your bitches can't enjoy anything." That's one of my favorite books, I really enjoyed it. And it taught me a lot about like, I had no idea about the infrastructure of the Catholic Church, okay? Um, such an archaic institution. Bogged down, um, held back by tradition, right? It is so sexist and so deeply bigoted and so just riddled with, uh, injustice

• 7:53Brittany Broski?

  and just prejudiced ways of thinking, all in the name of serving a higher power, right? Can I just say something really quick? It's amazing that, um, I kinda stopped doing edibles because I realized that it was making me stupid.

• 8:10Brittany Broski?

  I was doing edibles so much, I was turning stupid, like, for real. It was like the orb of confusion on SpongeBob. I was doing so many edibles, I literally would like wake up the next morning and be like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do? What is it today?" Like, it was bad. And now, look, I've stopped, I have my cognitive function back. I genuinely am like rejoicing. I'm Elon Musk X jumping in the air. Like, my brain works again. I'm, I'm done with the edibles, okay? That shit was fucking me. They taste good, though, huh? That's one thing about California, those edibles, that's candy. That shit is

• 8:49Brittany Broski?

  Sweet tart level gummy candy. Yeah, I'll have 16 and then I wake up in the hospital. Like, I'm not, I'm not playing with you bitches, okay? I think it also made me really, really unmotivated to do anything because that's the whole idea of a stoner. Right? And I don't like that. I don't want to do that. That's not me. I don't want to do all that shit. I've hung out with people who do that shit. I don't like it. I think you bitches are fucking dumb. And then it turned me dumb. Anyway. What was I talking about? Right. I just realized that this is gonna be a clip of me being like, "You bitches are fucking stupid", with this dumbass hat on my head.

• 9:31Brittany Broski?

  Forehead reveal. Oh, God. Get it down. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, my God. Okay. What the fuck was I talking about? Oh, Conclave. I really enjoy, from the moment I saw the trailer, because I saw the trailer on the, uh, when I went to go see The Substance, which that movie's fucking psycho. Which is another, like, I mean, is it indie? I don't know what you would call that, where it's like, this is for a specific subgenre of moviegoers, right? This is not something you go see with your whole family. This is not something that you see with your dad. This is like, you know, it's a movie for, for the moviegoers, sort of thing. I saw a preview for Conclave when I went to go see that. And I was like, okay, it'll be kind of in the same vein of this.

• 10:16Brittany Broski?

  I thought it was gonna be like Spotlight, right? Like, that, isn't Spotlight about the Catholic Church? How has it only been 10 minutes? Spotlight movie. It follows the Boston Globe's, where am I? But the Boston Globe's Spotlight team, the oldest continuously operating newspaper investigative journalist unit in the United States, and its investigation into decades-long cover-up of widespread and systemic child sex abuse by numerous priests of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston. Yes, this whole movie is about just how deep it goes. And when there would be one offender, they would just move him to a different church. And when he would offend again, they'd move him to a different church. Same deal.

• 10:59Brittany Broski?

  Nothing ever gets done. It just gets silenced, okay? Spotlight. Is such an iconic and important movie and it it won many awards. It's definitely secured its place in like cinema history. I thought Conclave was gonna be in that same vein, you know, of like, look how fucked the church is. It definitely reveals that the Cardinals are flawed. Because of course they are. Not only is man, capital M, flawed, but any man you put in a position of power, they've got skeletons in the closet. And I thought that then that was gonna be the premise of the movie. No, ma'am. This movie was kinda gaggy.

• 11:42Brittany Broski?

  I mean, it's got a twist at the end that was like, what the fuck? Look, in terms of like a thrilling, what's gonna happen? Also kind of tea movie, like Conclave was tea. Go watch it. I don't know how much longer it'll be in theaters. I really enjoyed it. Stanley Tucci's in it. And who's the lead guy? I really like that lead guy. Uh, I sound like my grandmother. Conclave. Um, Ralph, Ralph Fi- Phinus. Ralph Penis. Sorry. Fi- En? English. He's British. What's, how do you pronounce that last name? Ralph Nathaniel Twilston Wycombe Phinus. What a name.

• 12:24Brittany Broski?

  Ralph Nathaniel Twilston Wycombe Phinus is an English actor, film producer and director. He graduated from RADA in 1985, a Shakespeare interpreter. He excelled on stage at the Royal National Theater before having further success at the Royal Shakespeare Company. Those bitches that do Shakespeare like that, Andrew Scott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston. Dude, that's a type, that is a brand of man that I like to think I'd be able to, you know, obviously like I could get along well with that type of man. It's just a bit pretentious and I say that with a big fat hand heart. I say that with all the love in the world. It's a bit pretentious.

• 13:05Brittany Broski?

  But it's also this level of cognition and intelligence that most people, A, never reach and B, don't want to understand because Shakespeare is Shakespeare. You know what I mean? There's so much other. Equally as important and impactful, modern media that I'd rather see. But Shakespeare, the tradition of Shakespeare, I respect as an institution. I respect the actors who take on that challenge. And I respect the, the successful interpretations of it. You know, because it is hard and, and I remember in high school, half the reason I even passed a test on Macbeth was because of David Tennant's interpretation of fucking Hamlet in Macbeth.

• 13:47Brittany Broski?

  Like, watching it, instead of reading it on a page and being like, why did they spell a word like that? Why are they talking funny? I don't fucking get this. I'm hungry. It was watching David Tennant, like embody the character, watching it on a stage, watching it within the set design, watch, oh, it came to life. You know, I think that's something that high schools kind of get wrong sometimes. It's like, why are you making me read a play? We should be watching the play so that I get it.

• 14:15Brittany Broski?

  Anyway,

• 14:17Brittany Broski?

  I have a lot of respect for these sort of actors and taking on that challenge. But again, very, very, very, very pretentious. I, he's also in The Menu. That's how I know him. Oh, in The Grand Budapest. Oh, he's like so famous, actually. I've seen him. I know him from a lot of things. Yeah, Harry Potter, The Order of the Phoenix, uh, The Kingsman, Grand Budapest Hotel, Schindler's List, The Menu, Conclave. Yeah, he's been in so many things. God, The Menu fucked me up. Crazy, crazy, crazy movie. Okay. Anyway, go back, go back. What was I talking about? Conclave. Really enjoyed it. Stanley Tucci played himself, uh, which I love. And I was engaged through the whole thing. At the end, I have missed seeing movies in theaters.

• 15:03Brittany Broski?

  Stanley's gonna watch this and be like, I hate you. Because he's always like, we should go see a movie. Have you seen this? Have you seen this? Have you seen this? No, I'm not going to the theater. And then I go see a movie in a theater and I'm like, guys, seeing a movie in a theater might be my new thing.

• 15:17Brittany Broski?

  Has anyone tried to go to their local AMC? I'd really recommend it. I know he's infuriated. I don't give a fuck. I really enjoyed Conclave. And I went by myself. I took myself on a little date. I got me a little popcorn raisinet cherry coke combo. Sat my white ass down in that chair and listened. Okay. Really enjoyed it. Stanley Tucci is invited to the Thanksgiving. All that to say, that was a roundabout way to say, love him. And you know what else? Another thing on Stanley Tucci, I'm making him cook. But here's, I, I feel like if we're doing dead or alive, dead, dead and alive. Stanley Tucci will be sat next to Anthony Bourdain. I'm at the head of the table. I'm wearing this and I'm wearing a beautiful ball gown.

• 16:01Brittany Broski?

  But around the stomach, it's been cut out. Uh, cause I was gonna say, you know, in a beautiful ball gown, you have to wear Spang's. No, no, no. It's a stretchy maternity band around my stomach. So I can eat until I'm in law, engorged, until I'm physically unwell and I have to be horizontal. You know, when you eat so much, you can feel your heartbeat in your stomach? That's awful. Where are my binge eating girls at? Yes, yes. Okay. Uh, at the table, I'm at the head. To my left, Anthony Bourdain. To my right, Stanley Tucci. They're talking. I'm listening. I'm not, I'm not speaking. I actually have a notebook and I'm taking notes. Anthony Bourdain and Stanley Tucci. I, did they ever meet?

• 16:44Brittany Broski?

  Stanley Tucci.

• 16:48Brittany Broski?

  And Anthony Bourdain. Please say yes, please say yes. Fuck. Stanley Tucci wants you to stop comparing him to Anthony Bourdain. Fuck. I'm not comparing them. I'm saying I'd like to watch them have a conversation.

• 17:02Speaker 00

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• 17:31Brittany Broski?

  Okay, anyway. They're gonna be sat next to each other or across from each other. Moving down the table, we have got to get, um, dreamscape ASMR.

• 17:44Brittany Broski?

  That bitch has done more for me than any other living person, probably. Dreamscape ASMR, let's pull her up. Y'all know that I love her. Y'all know that I talk about her incessantly. I love her. I think she's so inventive. I think specifically, she would have to come in one of her cosplays. Yes, yes. Cause we get dressed up nice for Thanksgiving dinner. She would have to come in one of her cosplays and there would be a section where everyone would have to shut the fuck up and she would do a role play. And she would do like, I don't know, I would let her choose, you know, of course, like a sci-fi cyberpunk sort of. She's got like a cyborg guy and a robot hand and she's like serving gravy to everyone at the table.

• 18:28Brittany Broski?

  That would be, I need Dreamscape ASMR to be at my Thanksgiving table. She would add an ambience and a piece that I really need because what if Anthony and Stanley start fighting? And then I have to be like, guys, guys, stop it. She's serving the gravy. Okay. Um, they wouldn't fight though, just to be, just to be clear. We would be having a ball of a time at my edge of the table with Anthony and Stan. We would be having a fucking blast. Okay. Dreamscape ASMR definitely will be there. Now this one would, she would sit across from Dreamscape ASMR. Michelle Visage. Michelle Visage, I just feel the need to go on a little tangent really quick. Michelle Visage has taken to TikTok.

• 19:14Brittany Broski?

  This has been incredibly positive on my mental health, on my mental wellbeing, on my overall wellbeing. Michelle Visage does perfume, perfume talk. Okay. Fragrance talk is a whole beast in and of itself on TikTok. Everybody thinks they're a motherfucking perfumist. What is the word for a, is there a word for someone who, who specializes in fragrance? Perfumery, perfumer. Oh, duh.

• 19:51Brittany Broski?

  Someone who specializes in fragrance is called a perfumer. And can I say something really quick? Gemini, like Google's AI? I'm kind of addicted. Like, I'm kind of addicted. Like, the way that it answered my que- This is what I've wanted from Google since I started this goddamn podcast. Me being like, "And is there actually possibility where dragons ever in West Africa, Google? Like, were they there? Because I saw that they found scales." And then Google would be like, "Well, yes, they've found..." I don't want links. I want you to answer me like I'm a human. Boom. AI overview. Yes, someone who specializes in fragrance is called a perfumer. That's what I'm talking about. Talk to me like I'm an adult human, Google. Okay, anyway.

• 20:32Brittany Broski?

  Yes, there are people who claim to be perfumers on TikTok. And I can appreciate, you know, like, you have a large rolodex, a large

• 20:44Brittany Broski?

  collection of fragrances that you've bought throughout the years. You know, you can group them in terms of, these are perfume oils, these are eau de parfum, these are eau de toilette, these are whatever, you know, in terms of strength, okay? Then you can rank them or group them in terms of, which most people do, notes. These are the florals, these are the earthies, these are the musky gourmand, which is coffee, vanilla, whatever.

• 21:08Brittany Broski?

  I, uh, started... Well, first of all, I followed Michelle Visage on TikTok, because of course I did. And then I was kind of gagged at her collection, because I'm like a... I'm not a perfumer. I enjoy a beautiful fragrance, though. And I like to invest in a really well-made fragrance that, like, I will wear until I'm at the bottom of the bottle. You know what I mean? Like, I use it until there's nothing left. I have done... I'm gonna do a little tangent really quick. I've done, like, the Jo Malones, okay? Those don't last. Jo Malone makes beautiful fragrances, they do not last. Don't waste your money. Killian.

• 21:50Brittany Broski?

  Killian is Rihanna's perfume of choice. I think Beyonce wears something from Killian as well. Killian is a very strong, very interesting, uh, maker of perfumes. And this is like, I mean, the bitches on TikTok, they're like, "I got stopped in the street for what I was..." Six times today. It's the fair amounts. Shut the fuck up, girl. It's because the perfume is really strong. That's all it is. It's just the strength of, of how this perfume was made. It's not that it smells that good. It's just that people can smell you from across the fucking room.

• 22:30Brittany Broski?

  Killian is that. I have Angel's Share, which is, it looks like a, it's in a little whiskey, whiskey cup. It's whiskey glass. It's really, really gorgeous. I was addicted to it for a while. Me and my friend Katie were. And then it just got too much. Like, not embarrassed, but like I would walk into a room and people would be like, it's just that strong. It's, it's sexy for like a night out, you know, where like everyone's drunk and they're close to you. And then they're like, you smell good. I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, because I, I sprayed this in a way where a mile away, you could smell me coming. It's very vanilla-y. It's very warm. It's very spicy. It's very, it's, it's very beautiful. It's not an everyday, so I stopped wearing it.

• 23:11Brittany Broski?

  My go-to used to be YSL Black Opium. Of course, everyone has a YSL Black Opium phase. Cause it's just good. It's, it's warm and it's not overpowering, but it's sweet. It's just a very feminine sexy fragrance. Then for a second, I tried to do like,

• 23:29Brittany Broski?

  what, who makes that? Guerlain, Guerlain Paris?

• 23:35Brittany Broski?

  Guerlain. Okay. I did Jo Malone, um, Guerlain, Gucci, YSL, um, shit, what else? Dip take. Yeah, I've tried all the different like, famous, you know what I mean? Like famous accessible ones. I'm learning about brands and perfumers from perfume makers, from Michelle Visage and other people that she follows on TikTok that I've never heard of. And I'm very excited. It's an addiction though. It's a, it's a problem because I don't, I should not be spending that kind of money on those sort of things. Do you know what I mean?

• 24:13Brittany Broski?

  But, um, it's fun to get into. Um, I've tried, so back to Killian. I think Rihanna's been known to wear one called Good Girl Gone Bad. Or maybe someone made that up. That one's a very beautiful fragrance as well. Again, they're just very intense. Some of the ones I've settled on right now are Diptyque makes one called Orfion, which is beautiful. It's, it's very androgynous, which I love. I am addicted to androgynous scents. For a while I was wearing a, Grelon makes this, um, I forget the name of it, but it's like a black square. It's a men's cologne and I would wear that because I liked it. I would mix that with, uh, Sol de Janeiro makes a, uh,

• 24:55Brittany Broski?

  Hello, hello, remember what you wanted to say. Sol de Janeiro makes a lotion that I would layer under it. They would add a little bit of sweetness to it. But again, it wouldn't last. Now I've settled on, uh, Orfion by Diptyque. I love that one. As just like an everyday, Do Sun by Diptyque. This is very floral, which I do not wear. I do not do florals, but I smelled Do Sun in the store and I was like, now hold on a damn minute. Hold on a damn minute. I loved Do Sun. That was for, for like three months. I was only doing Do Sun. Then I moved on to, um, Diptyque makes one called Vetiver.

• 25:35Brittany Broski?

  That isn't just that. It's just pure Vetiver. I know there's probably some other bullshit in there. I only smell Vetiver. This can kind of lean a little grandma sometimes, so I mix it with something else. What I'm addicted to as of literally three, like minutes ago. I ordered a discovery set from Heretic Parfums. Cause they just did a line with Nosferatu for that new movie, which I'm so excited for. I'm so excited. I'm so excited for Nosferatu. Anyway. They came out with a line. I ordered a sample. Didn't love it, but the discovery set, I went through that whole bitch. There are three that I really liked. The one that I am addicted to is actually a Dita Von Teese collab

• 26:19Brittany Broski?

  with, um, Heretic Parfums. It's called Scandalwood.

• 26:24Brittany Broski?

  Dude, dude, I'm addicted to it. It, the little thi- it was gone in a day. I was spraying in my mouth, in my eyeballs, like down my throat. I am addicted to this perfume. I ordered the full one. It's coming in soon.

• 26:40Brittany Broski?

  That, and I'm also doing, um, Maison Louis Marie, number two, Les Longfronde. Two very androgynous scents. I mix them together and they are fucking beautiful. And it's so fu- it's fun to experiment with all that. You know what I mean? Like, it's just fun. And also, something that Jackie Ina had taught me is that, um, don't save the perfume for a nice of occasion, or do this, or never wear it. Fucking wear the perfume. Every night before I go to bed, I spray on my neck and on my wrist. So that when I'm

• 27:16Brittany Broski?

  I have my blankies, I smell it. Cause that's what it's for. It's for you to enjoy. I'm not trying to impress anyone else. It's cause I like it and I wanna smell good. And so I do. And, and after I take my shower, I do lotion, I do my Laura Mercier vanilla, vanilla, whatever the fuck it's called, lotion, which they changed the formula on and I'm pissed off, but I still buy it. And then I do that. And then I do my vetiver and I do my whatever. And then it's like

• 27:40Brittany Broski?

  and then I wake up in the morning and I smell good. And I smell like grease a little bit because I sweat in my sleep. I smell like scalp.

• 27:52Brittany Broski?

  Cause sometimes I sleep too hard and I smell like scalp. Okay. It just sort of happens to me sometimes. My dad is so greasy. This, it's a genetic thing, of course, is what I'm getting at. My dad is so greasy. Every single, um, TV remote we've ever had in our home, all the little stickers on the buttons have been wiped off because he is so greasy. You can't even, hey dad, what did that used to say? Couldn't tell you. But it's for muscle memory that he knows where the volume and where the channel and the numbers and all that bullshit is. It's because he's so greasy. On his side of the, the bed, on his headboard side, where he leans his head up against the headboard, it's been rubbed off.

• 28:29Brittany Broski?

  Cause he's so greasy. I'm the same way. I'm humiliated. I'm in the shower, scrubbing. I'm still greasy. I wake up, I smell whole fucking fried french fries in here, bruh. Oh, it's my scalp. Okay, perfect. Anyway.

• 28:48Brittany Broski?

  That's been my thing lately. I don't know why the fu- oh, Michelle Visage. Hello. Michelle Visage has started showing her grand collection of perfumes and I'm addicted. Like, I'm trying not to give in and buy every single thing that she recommends because she sells them so well. Then, her number one fragrance of all time is this, like, fucked up coffee gourmand. And gourmand, I believe, is, is what? I always think of it as like food. It's something that smells like cake or coffee or like it's, it's food-based, I want to say. What's the actual definition? Gourmand is a fragrance family that includes sweet notes like vanilla, chocolate, marshmallow, and whipped cream.

• 29:31Brittany Broski?

  The word gourmand comes from the medieval French term gourmand, which means glutton. Oh, perfect. A gourmand is someone who is very interested in good food and drink and may have a hearty appetite. The term originally referred to someone who ate and drank excessively, but more commonly today, it means someone who is enthusiastic about good food and drink. In France, the term is sometimes used in a loving or playful way, but it can also have a negative connotation, meaning greedy. You, y'all know I love etymology. I had to go ahead and read that little paragraph for you right there, right? Quit. Um, okay. Yeah, a gourmand, it has to be the right gourmand for me. The gourmand has to be layered with

• 30:09Brittany Broski?

  something more masculine to balance it. Uh, Scandalwood does it so well. I don't know what the notes are in Scandalwood. We have to look it up, actually. Grounding sandalwood flirts with exotic coriander, musk, and voluptuous Bulgarian rose. And I say, I don't like rose. I don't get rose from this, from this perfume. It's so gaggy, honestly, how some perfumes, like, I'll read a description. It'll be like bergamot, white musk, um, amber, vetiver. And I'll be like, oh my God, that sounds so good. Oh, I love all those things. Those are all my favorite sort of notes. And I'll smell it. Ah! Garbage chute, garbage disposal, grandmother, dead grandmother. Like, I don't, some-

• 30:55Brittany Broski?

  Companies just did it wrong. Like, you have this beautiful array of notes. You did not mix them correctly. They do not mesh well with my skin. The thing too about scandal wood is whatever grease is happening, and my sort of genetic pool mixes very well with the scandal wood, okay? I, my grease mixes well with Dita Von Teese's grease. Something chemicals happening there that's creating something very beautiful. Um, yeah dude, I don't, I don't smell rose at all here, but uh, it's very beautiful. Atlas cedar, coriander, Bulgarian rose, labdanum, labdanum, labdanum. What the fuck is labdanum? Lab, danum.

• 31:35Brittany Broski?

  Sticky brown resin that comes from the rock rose plant. It's a popular ingredient because of its warm, musky, and slightly sweet aroma. It's often described as leathery, animalic, or amber-like. Period. Love that. Love that for me.

• 31:52Brittany Broski?

  Sandalwood and white musk. I love this perfume. I never would have guessed that there's, there's uh, rose in it. I do not like... What's that famous dumbass perfume? That everyone loves. Marly, Parfum de Marly, Parfum de Marly. They make beautiful fragrances. They're just not for me. Their most famous one is that rose one. Y'all know what I'm talking about. I'm just not... Everyone sings the praises. The number one perfume you need if you wanna be stopped in the street!

• 32:23Brittany Broski?

  I actually just got so mad I went silent.

• 32:30Brittany Broski?

  I actually just got so pissed off, I went, I went quiet.

• 32:36Brittany Broski?

  I actually didn't have anything to say. I was so mad. Okay. Um.

• 32:43Brittany Broski?

  Rose Parfum de Marly. Yeah, girl, this one. And it's so goddamn expensive for no reason. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Okay, it's giving uh, Versailles, Rococo, Marie Antoinette. This is all, you know, it's, it's definitely giving the sun king, King Louis the... Hold on, let me test, let me test my, my history really quick. Sun King, King Louis XVI? Yeah, I wanna say the 16th. Let's, let's check it. The sun king. King Louis the... Fourteenth. Fuck! Damn it!

• 33:24Brittany Broski?

  Louis XIV, also known as Louis the Great or the Sun King, was King of France from 1643 until 1715. Damn, 72-year-long reign? That's nutso. You know, he smelled bad. You know, he smelled bad. Why was he called the Sun King? He chose the sun as his emblem and cultivated an image of himself as the sun god Apollo. Okay, that's me. That's me when I said I'm a stag. When some random-ass quiz from Google.gov told me I was a stag and I said, "Hold on, rebrand incoming. I'm the stag queen." Yeah, yeah, I'm the stag queen. Let's look up the respective god. Who is the god? Hold on, maybe I might know it.

• 34:09Brittany Broski?

  The goddess of the hunt, Demeter? The goddess of the hunt, Demeter?

• 34:16Brittany Broski?

  That feel... Hold on, if y'all, if I got that right...

• 34:22Brittany Broski?

  Who is the goddess of the hunt?

• 34:25Brittany Broski?

  Diana. Shit. I was so confident.

• 34:29Brittany Broski?

  Crap. Can we bring back crap? Oh, crap.

• 34:35Brittany Broski?

  Artemis, in Greek religion, the goddess of wild animals, the hunt and vegetation and of chastity and childbirth. She was identified by the Romans with Diana. Daddy Diana! Oh. Demeter. Well, girl, fuck you! In most of her myths and cults, Demeter is the grain mother or the earth mother. Demeter was the Greek goddess of agriculture, the harvest, fertility, and the earth. I wasn't that far off. She was one of the 12 Olympians and the patron goddess of farmers. Well, maybe I was far off. Demeter was the daughter of Rea and Cronos. Now, Cronos has crazy lore. Was Cronos the one that ate his son? Or Cronos?

• 35:20Brittany Broski?

  Cronos fed... Cronos was the son

• 35:25Brittany Broski?

  who fed somebody to his dad.

• 35:28Brittany Broski?

  The tit... That whole shit was crazy, the Titans? Anyway.

• 35:32Brittany Broski?

  Her symbols include the cornucopia, psyc, wheat, bread, and harvest grains. Her sacred animals were the pig and the snake. Demeter, so not Demeter. Diana. Diana, goddess. The goddess of the hunt, the moon, and wild animals. Is there a goddess of the stag? God, that's low-key me. This is low-key me. That's what I fucking look like.

• 35:57Brittany Broski?

  Ed- editors, put me side by side.

• 36:03Brittany Broski?

  Whatever. Um, di- di- um. Goddess of the hunt. Is there a goddess of stags?

• 36:13Brittany Broski?

  Artemis is the Greek goddess. Now, I always thought Artemis was a man. It's Greek goddess of the wilderness and is often depicted with a stag or deer. Bruh, I am Artemis. Okay, I'm gonna be, uh, the, the stag queen. The way that Louis XIV was the sun king. I am going to wear, oh.

• 36:35Brittany Broski?

  What's that? I happen to have stag antlers right here, just randomly, for no reason at all, other than it is natural to me, other than, right now, I've never felt more like myself than in this moment. Okay? The stag queen. POV, I'm the stag queen and you stand before me and you're begging for more food, water, rations, medicine, but I spend all the money on these crazy horns. Ask me something. No!

• 37:09Brittany Broski?

  As- ask me something again. Eh!

• 37:18Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, guys, seriously. Yeah, you're looking at Artemis, essentially, so. Deer mythology. Classic deer mythology. Okay, let's move on. Michelle Visage. Okay, Michelle, Michelle Visage details. Her favorite perfume of all time is this coffee fragrance. Coffee fragrances, to me, you know what it gives? It gives when you're at Sephora or any perfume store and you smell, they have those coffee grounds because it resets your nasal palate or whatever that is. Where like in between sniffing fragrances where everything starts to smell the same, you sniff coffee beans and it like electro-shocks your brain and your nose hairs and you're like, oh, fuck! And then you go smell something else. That's what coffee fragrances give me. Like, why do you smell like coffee?

• 38:03Brittany Broski?

  Like, you smell like when the teacher would come over and be like, "How are you doing? Do you need help on the test?" With their coffee breath. Get the fuck away from me. You know what I mean, like it gives that a little bit, but I say all that and I'm talking out of my butt because maybe it's delicious. And I do trust Michelle Visage. So if she says it smells great, I believe her. Now, something I want to get better at is layering the fragrances. That's something that I'm still, I'm trying to figure out that world. Because like, if patchouli is the bass note of the three perfumes I'm mixing, what's the point? Because if they're all just gonna be patchouli, then I'm just layering patchouli on top of one another. It'll be slightly different, but I want to do like, how do you know that amber goes well with bergamot? That goes well with musk?

• 38:47Brittany Broski?

  That goes well with vanilla? And like, not a cheap vanilla, like a very, um, golden, warm vanilla. Like a rich vanilla. Um, oh, I've been addicted to lately, uh, DS and Durga makes a fragrance called, I think I've talked about this, called Gato Blackout? Gato Blackout? Oh, bitch. It's very interesting, very interesting. I really like that one. So I'm, anyway, all that to say, I don't know that much about layering. Um, so at Thanksgiving dinner, I'm gonna ask Michelle Visage about what's going on there. Because that's something that I'd like to get more into, and I think it comes down to just practice and, and finding fragrances that are equal strength.

• 39:32Brittany Broski?

  Because if, like, if I sprayed the Killian fragrance on me, and then a Maison Louis, whatever the fuck, you're not gonna be able to smell the Maison Louis one at all. Because it just goes away because Killian is so overpowering. So even though on paper, they might have similar or complementary notes, you would never, oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Whacked y'all upside the head. You would never mix those two, because it's just not gonna, one's eating out everyone.

• 40:02Brittany Broski?

  One of them is gonna eat out the rest of them. It's just gonna eat everything out. It's gonna be dripping down a chin.

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• 40:35Brittany Broski?

  Okay, moving on. Back to my list. Oh, okay, further down the table. Again, sitting across from each other. This is a long rectangular table that it's as long as I want it to be because I'm the stag queen. And if I want this table to be 36 people, it's gonna be 36 people. And I'm gonna make everyone shut up so that I can talk to each person individually. Because that's what I want. Because I am the Supreme Leader stag queen. I know, get rid of Supreme Leader. I am now the stag queen. I'm queen, I'm queen of the horned animals. Other than rhinos, they kinda scare me. Okay, at this level of the table, we're now what? One, two, three, we're three rows deep. I have to poop. It just hit.

• 41:19Brittany Broski?

  Ah, something's, something's brewing in my stomach like a Keurig. Anyway, at this point of the table, Andrew Scott, Paul Meskell, they're sitting across from each other. And also, actually, maybe I'm not gonna put them next to each other because they kind of give like bestie vibes. I want my time with each of them. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want this to be y'all hang out in the corner and you're chisme and bo. And I'm left out. I wanna be in on the chisme. So, actually, Stanley Tucci and Tony, y'all are gonna move down a little bit because Andrew and Paul are gonna take the turn right here. And all, and I just wanna talk to them. Because I feel like they're a damn good hang. Hey, us after three cocktails? You bet your ass, we're cackling, giggling. Okay?

• 42:01Brittany Broski?

  That's my, I feel very deeply that me, Andrew Scott, and Paul Meskell would have a fucking time. We would have a blast together. Mind you. And don't you forget that. Um.

• 42:13Brittany Broski?

  And I haven't seen that movie that they did together because I just, I know it'll make me very, very deeply unwell. I know that it'll make me very sad. I don't like to be sad. Okay, I watched Little Women, what, what was that, three, four months ago? It made me very sad. But also very happy. I love Little Women, okay. Actually, actually, I lied. Little Women made me sad a little bit, but happy more than anything because Saoirse Ronan, again.

• 42:40Brittany Broski?

  Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole. I need to get an Irish flag tattoo. I'm thinking about getting an apartment in Dublin.

• 42:52Brittany Broski?

  Right here. Guys, stick with me, okay? I'm, I just feel very, like, physically far, but something is calling my spirit home. Something's calling me here. And I don't know what it is. I don't know if I should listen to it, but I feel that I've been denying it. I've been denying it for a long time. And I'm, I'm looking at this mat back here, and I know, wasn't I missing Ireland for a while? What country was I missing? Couldn't tell you. I had to, it fell off and y'all were like, you're missing fucking, and then I had to put it up there. Anyway, Ireland, guys, I don't know. I don't know what it is. It, it, this is not an uncommon thing, though. Like, people feel called to certain places, and I don't know why.

• 43:36Brittany Broski?

  But I have seen people be like, have you just had that one place that you just know?

• 43:43Brittany Broski?

  You just know you're supposed to be there. And for a while, I thought that was Spain for me, because I've been to Spain three times, and every time I'm like, God, I love it here. Like, I could really live here. But then I went to Ireland and I was like, hold on. Stop the lights. Stop the lights. I truly like, there's something there that, I don't know. I don't know. It is a, it is a shared.

• 44:09Brittany Broski?

  Spiritual connection. I don't know what it is. Uh, hopefully if I move there, I'll figure it out. Hope, maybe if I move there, it'll ruin the shine. And that I can be like, okay, I tried it. Let's give it a rest. I can go back to my, my country. Okay. But maybe if I'm, look, what is the path to Irish citizenship? Is it difficult? There's a bug in here.

• 44:32Brittany Broski?

  Is it difficult? What's involved? Do I have to spend a certain amount of money? That's crazy shit, by the way. For some people, like, there's a certain level of visa to come into the United States where you have to spend like a quarter of a million dollars or have a quarter of a million dollars invested into the American economy to qualify for that level of visa. What? Me spending $250,000 on Irish top, top shop in Primark? Yeah, bitch. I'll do that. I'll do that if it gets me an apartment in Dublin. Next time we go, um, I think we're gonna do like Galway and I don't know if I want to do Belfast. I haven't heard, Belfast is Northern Ireland, right? That's still fucking UK.

• 45:15Brittany Broski?

  Belfast. Capital of Northern Ireland. Yeah, I'm sure, shout out Belfast. I'm not going there. I'd rather do Dublin and like the, the southern countryside. I would much rather do that, I think. Yeah, I gotta go to Cork.

• 45:31Brittany Broski?

  Or maybe I don't, maybe I don't. Yeah, I have to go to Cork, said no one. But look at that, dude. Look at that. That is nutso. It's so beautiful in like a sad, natural way.

• 45:49Brittany Broski?

  It's beautiful in a sad way, which I'm, I am fucking with that. You know what I mean? Like, it's beautiful in a decrepit sort of ivy-ridden castle sort of way. A love story to a long ago history of struggle and victory and peace. Maybe eternal peace, hopefully one day. Like, that sort of, I just, I don't know. What's the famous one that starts with a K where all the rich people live in Ireland? It's in like the south. Where do the rich, where do the rich folk live in Ireland? Kinzale?

• 46:25Brittany Broski?

  No, not Dublin. Maynuth? Ballsbridge? Okay, Broski Nation meetup in Ballsbridge. In Penis Town in Ballsbridge.

• 46:41Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 46:43Brittany Broski?

  Anyway. Okay, back to my table, moving on down the line. After Andrew and Paul, we're doing Kaizen at and Drewski.

• 46:53Brittany Broski?

  Doing Kaizen at Drewski. Kaizen at had Bill Nye on the the stream. He's doing like a month-long stream.

• 47:03Brittany Broski?

  Who the fuck else is doing it like Kaizen at? There's no one. Kaizen at had Bill Nye on the stream. He also had

• 47:11Brittany Broski?

  oh, his little robot. That's so funny. He had the Jabalockies on. I get fed Kaizen at clips on my TikTok like I'm literally a 13-year-old boy. Like, and they come across, I'm like, Kaizen at! I love Kaizen at! I love Kaizen at!

• 47:29Brittany Broski?

  And the clips of Drewski's could have been auditions, could have been records auditions. Yeah, I watch every single one. If you were to scroll through my YouTube history, it would literally be like, could have been Memphis, could have been Houston, could have been like, I've seen every single one, even his British ones. I get Duke Dennis compilations. There is a part of me that is a 15-year-old boy that you just cannot kill off. I've tried to silence him. Hello? I'm recording. I've tried to silence it. I've tried to shut that part of my brain down. I can't. So Kaizen at Drewski, y'all are sat at my table. Moving on down the line, it's gonna be Chapel Rowan. Chapel Rowan to the left. TS Madison to the right.

• 48:11Brittany Broski?

  Chapel Rowan, TS Madison. Okay, I'll let y'all girls talk. Y'all go ahead and talk. And then I'll come down there and join you in a second, okay? I'm talking to Paul and Andrew. That's sort of gonna be, for right now, my Thanksgiving table. It is bound to change, and here's the menu.

• 48:29Brittany Broski?

  I'm not taking suggestions. I'm not taking into account what any of my guests want to eat. This is what I want to eat, okay? Because it is my Thanksgiving, because I am the stag queen. Popeye's turkey, number one. My mom's mashed potatoes recipe, okay? It's you put like onion, salt and sour cream and cream cheese. It is, makes you shake your pants, but it's so good. Green bean casserole, AKA G B C. Don't get it twisted, don't fuck up the recipe. You do it exactly as it is on the back of that French's dried onion can. French's dried onion little packet. You do it exactly as it is. The cream of mushroom soup with the nasty canned green beans. That's what I want.

• 49:13Brittany Broski?

  I don't want any of that natural homemade bullshit. I want off the package recipe. That'll do it for me every time. It is so salt rich. It literally dries out your whole body. That's what I want. And, and the shit on top has to be crispy. Sweet potato casserole. And I mean the southern sweet potato casserole with marshmallows in it. And fuck you if you don't like that. With the marshmallow, the toasted marshmallows on top. Where when you get you a little scoop and you put it on your plate, the marshmallow literally melts into the rest of it. There's brown sugar in it. It is delicious. It's basically dessert, but it's sweet potato casserole.

• 49:51Brittany Broski?

  Next, we're gonna do stuffing. I like the out of the box stuffing, like Stouffer's. I love that shit. But if someone, I like it when people make their own. I'll allow homemade recipes for that. Cause I do enjoy that, okay? I like it when it's, um, you know, you can put actual bread in it. What else do people put in there? Like green onions, seasoning. I like that. Um, cranberry sauce. I like cranberry sauce. Look at me, dude. I'm Caucasian. What, you're gonna look at me and say, ah, no, she doesn't look like she likes cranberry sauce? You're a liar. I love cranberry sauce and I like to put it on my turkey. Because I am pale. I am Caucasian. I love that shit. It's delicious.

• 50:35Brittany Broski?

  It's a beautiful color combination. It's a beautiful flavor combination. And my mom makes a good one that has like actual cranberries in it. It's not like that nasty gelatinous shit from the can. We don't do that. It's like a homemade one. It's really sweet. There's pecans in it. There's like real cranberries. It is so delicious. What else? Sweet tea. Gotta have a big jug of sweet tea. Dr. Pepper. For dessert, I feel like just because you gotta have a pumpkin pie on the table. Am I eating it? Eh, you know, I might, I might cut off like the end of a slice and like nibble on it just because I feel compelled to.

• 51:17Brittany Broski?

  And it's, it's kind of good, but I feel like I'm, I'm going for brownies. Again, my mom makes a beautiful brownie with Reese's, PC's, Reese's, um.

• 51:31Brittany Broski?

  What is that called? Reese's chips. You know, like chocolate chips, but they're Reese's chips. They're little peanut butter. Oh my God, you mix in the Reese's chips in that brownie mix. Delicious. So good. Melts in your mouth. We're doing brownies. We'll do, damn, what else?

• 51:49Brittany Broski?

  Oh my God, peanut butter rice crispy treats. Love that. Love that. Love that. Maybe a salad, maybe a salad on the side. Okay. Like a Caesar salad or something, but it can't get soggy. Like you, you, or maybe like an Olive Garden dressing salad. I like that. I like that. We'll, we'll have that on the side just because everything else is like salt, lard, butter, fat, turkey skin. Yeah, have you a little salad. Okay. Everybody in this room needs it. I am dairy free and gluten free, but you better bet this Thanksgiving. All bets are off. My ass is at that table gobbling. I am gobbling down anything that I can get my grubby little man hands on. I don't give a fuck, dude. I'm eating like my life depends on it. And then I'll come back here and then I'll have my protein bars and my snack plates and my bean salad. Okay.

• 52:34Brittany Broski?

  Dense bean salad, DBS. I'll do all that when I get home. Okay, that's my menu. That's my table. Um.

• 52:44Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, guys, I feel like that sort of just covered my basis. I hope y'all have a happy Thanksgiving. And feel compelled to also say that

• 52:55Brittany Broski?

  the glimmer of Thanksgiving is that it's just that it's a glimmer, right? If we're being historically accurate, we also celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day. That's sort of the reason for the season. But Thanksgiving, I think, is an excuse to get with your family. Right? It's an excuse to gather around, share a beautiful meal. The actual history of Thanksgiving, I'm not doing all that. Okay, I'm not really celebrating all that. We're not doing that. Okay, guys, uh, song of the week. My song of the week is, oh, it was a Hosier song. Which one? Oh, "To Be Alone," "To Be Alone" by Hosier. Hosier makes just music for any season. "To Be Alone" has been just like my hyperfixation song. I have this every six to nine months where I'm like, it's one Hosier song that I cannot get out of my head.

• 53:41Brittany Broski?

  Last, or two weeks ago was "Empire Now." Great song. God, it's a great song. Yeah, this week is "To Be Alone." That intro guitar lick and then his high notes he hits, damn. Okay, team, if you want Broski Report merch, go get it. Who's stopping you? I'm not stopping you. You can go to broski.shop. We've got trucker hats. Go get you a Broski Report trucker hat. Seriously, folks. All right, love y'all. I'll see you next week. Seriously. Bye.

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