The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:20Adam Friedland?

  Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Guest this week, Joe Mandi, thanks for joining us.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Happy to be here, thank you.

• 1:26Adam Friedland?

  First person with a million followers on Twitter. Is that true?

• 1:30Speaker 02

  That's the first person to openly buy them, I think.

• 1:33Adam Friedland?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. There were people with millions already.

• 1:37Adam Friedland?

  Where do you buy them from? Like Indonesia or something?

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Well, there was like Fiverr and then there, one of my Fiverr, Fiverr guys was like, if we go off the website, I can hook you up. And he was just like a guy in Moldova who was just for like a couple hundred bucks, was just giving me hundreds of thousands of followers.

• 1:54Adam Friedland?

  That's so sweet.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  And I don't know what's up with Moldova, but I don't think I was like funding something.

• 2:00Adam Friedland?

  Isn't that the worst country? Didn't Rodu say that, that that's like statistically the worst one? That's some Eastern European beef that I don't want no part of. Where's he from Romania?

• 2:10Speaker 03

  He's Romanian.

• 2:10Adam Friedland?

  That's worse, probably.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wonder how he feels about Nosferatu.

• 2:14Adam Friedland?

  He's mad at Moldova? I don't care at all about that.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  They had real Romanians in Nosferatu.

• 2:19Adam Friedland?

  They did?

• 2:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:20Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Not the robot. The robot's played by Bill Skarsgård.

• 2:23Adam Friedland?

  Did you watch it?

• 2:24Speaker 03

  What? Yeah, I just saw it last night.

• 2:26Adam Friedland?

  Was it good?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  It was good. Yeah.

• 2:29Adam Friedland?

  It looks cool.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:30Adam Friedland?

  I, I wanna see Wicked, but I don't, everything else people are excited to see, I don't wanna see.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  That's what I, that's why I said I'm gonna get into Game of Thrones. Now it's safe.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  I can watch it by myself now.

• 2:41Adam Friedland?

  You're waiting for it to not be part of like the discourse.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  2025, I get into Game of Thrones and AOL Instant Messenger.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  I wish, man. That was a, that was a dark day for me when I lost my Instant Messenger profile.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  What do you mean, it got taken away from you?

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Just like my password didn't-

• 2:57Speaker 03

  By Chris Hansen?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know. I couldn't get into the message boards I needed to, the chat rooms. They, uh, just my password no longer worked. And then there was like no, they're like, what, what was your email in 1998?

• 3:09Adam Friedland?

  Who are you talking to on there?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Like, I, I guess it was just like the, the-

• 3:15Adam Friedland?

  Other guys in ISIS?

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

• 3:19Adam Friedland?

  Van attacks?

• 3:20Speaker 02

  And, you know, between that and the time zones, I just, it was impossible to keep up with them.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  I had my name at Mac.com, back when they launched, I bought the Apple, my, just my name.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  At Mac.com, and I lost the login information for it. And like, once every two years, I'd be like, maybe there's a way. And there isn't.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  No, it's just gone.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  And it drives me fucking insane every time.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Same thing.

• 3:43Adam Friedland?

  You didn't even have a phone at the time.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  And you can't even get Mac.com. You can't get those emails anymore. No, it's iCloud. You have to have an iCloud. And you get that for free when you buy the phone.

• 3:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I remember getting really excited for Gmail.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  I did too, yeah.

• 3:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  It was like invite only, right?

• 3:58Adam Friedland?

  It was invite only. I got an invite from my friend for the beta. Who has that story about Snoop Dogg at Gmail dot com?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Moshe.

• 4:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. What he would do is a bit he would do on stage, Moshe would do, about like, meeting Snoop Dogg, and he'd like, connect, and we'd get his email, and he's like, can I get your email?

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Snoop Dogg's like, you know, it's busy, so you know, yeah, it's, uh, Snoop Dogg at Gmail.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  It is really crazy then, how many really famous people is.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  But it's actually about a different celebrity. That's not Snoop Dogg's. He changed it to Snoop Dogg, but the actual celebrity and the real story is just as funny.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:39Adam Friedland?

  Was it?

• 4:40Speaker 03

  His email is.

• 4:43Adam Friedland?

  Leave that in?

• 4:44Speaker 03

  And Moshe met him and he goes, yes.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  That's nice of Moshe to just come up with a different rapper. Yeah.

• 4:57Adam Friedland?

  Well, now we exposed him. I went to a funeral. It was for my friend's brother last year. It was really sad. But my friend had to like get into his email because he needed to find some stuff for like, and so he like guessed the password. He finally got in. And he found an email. His brother sent an email to Steve Jobs, to sjobsatmac.com. And he's like, Mr. Jobs, my name is Toby. I'm a law student in New York City. I think you are spending too much money litigating like copyright law and not enough on research and development. Like, anyway, have a nice day, Mr. Jobs. And Steve Jobs responded. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, he was like, uh, he was like, yeah, you sound like.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  He responded like this?

• 5:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Adam Friedland?

  He was drinking a smoothie while dying.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was getting a kale M and M.

• 5:50Adam Friedland?

  He's drinking green juice to cure his cancer. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you sound like a law student. Like, thanks for your advice, but you're absolutely 100% incorrect. And like, yeah, you don't know. You don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. So Steve Jobs went into the comments, basically.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 6:05Adam Friedland?

  But I guess he guessed Steve Jobs's email and my friend read it at the, during the eulogy. It was like, it was really nice. Like, people were crying and then they laughed a bit.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  How are they doing? That was an awful story.

• 6:17Adam Friedland?

  Really sad.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  The way his friend's brother died.

• 6:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that was really, they're, they're, I mean, they're good. The kids are good. No, so good. I, we should probably, I don't know.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  You brought it up. I don't.

• 6:26Adam Friedland?

  I was like.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  You brought it up to make fun of him for sending an email.

• 6:30Adam Friedland?

  It's a funny story.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  His pager exploded?

• 6:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he was in Hezbollah.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  Well, he had a seizure while driving.

• 6:39Adam Friedland?

  We, they don't know.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  He crashed into Gaza.

• 6:41Adam Friedland?

  They don't know. No, he crashed into a-

• 6:43Speaker 03

  He drove through all of Gaza.

• 6:45Adam Friedland?

  He crashed into the Puerto Rican Day Parade and then kept driving, then went through Pride Month Parade.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Oof, that's a rough day.

• 6:51Adam Friedland?

  Which is the same, you know, it's the same time.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:54Adam Friedland?

  I love that scheduling issue.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  So you're in LA, are you like, the wildfires, are you like demanding respect for that?

• 7:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  I, I definitely used it last night to gain sympathy.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  With New York firefighters?

• 7:09Speaker 02

  No, with a crowd in Washington DC.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  That joke didn't work.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  I keep, I get like, like, updates on my phone or whatever, and they're like, oh, Billy Crystal's house. He lost his house.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  And I'm like, dude, no way I'm ever gonna care about that.

• 7:24Adam Friedland?

  He's like, running out of his house covered in soot and he's doing the jazz man?

• 7:28Speaker 03

  There's anything in Billy Crystal's house. It's like a glass coffee table.

• 7:32Adam Friedland?

  Clippers memorabilia?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  And then marble, just a bunch of marble, and he's bound to slip in there and split his fucking head open at some point.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Uh, I, just before I came in here, I saw a thing that Melissa Rivers had heroically saved Joan Rivers's Emmy Award from a fire.

• 7:47Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my gosh. That's nice. That's beautiful.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:52Adam Friedland?

  I did, I, I don't know if you guys missed it, but I said he ran out of the house covered in soot.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  That's the Globe one, right?

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 7:59Speaker 03

  It's burned into her palm like a Nazi and-

• 8:03Adam Friedland?

  That was better.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Indiana Jones, that's it. That's the movie.

• 8:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. His, his house is okay or no?

• 8:14Speaker 03

  No, that's the movie where the guy burns. I don't know.

• 8:18Adam Friedland?

  Do you have any friends whose houses are okay, but they're richer than you?

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 8:21Adam Friedland?

  So you're like, a little bit like, oh, I'm sorry, but you're richer than me.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  No, I, a horrible thing of being slightly more successful than a friend whose house burned down.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Oh, that's, oh, that, you must feel terrible. You're a bad person. You're actually a bad, you're just a bad person.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  I offered to burn my house down. And support.

• 8:40Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, I don't think like, people are gonna care that much, in the rest of America. You see people on Twitter being like, it's not all rich people that live in LA, but it's like, you're not gonna convince them now that it's not.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I know, it is.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  In their minds, it's fucking Dan Schneider boiling like a frog in his foot pool.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Right.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  You know, that's, that's all that's happening.

• 9:00Adam Friedland?

  Chet's posting pray for the Palisades a lot, these days. I text him, I was thinking of you.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Is that where he's at?

• 9:06Adam Friedland?

  That's where I think his family is. No, he's in Nashville now. He's a country star.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Country star. He's an actor in a show I worked on.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  Interesting. Maybe they should look into...

• 9:15Adam Friedland?

  Oh, the, the reality?

• 9:16Speaker 03

  They should look into what Chet was doing before he left for Nashville.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  Exactly. Yeah. He left his stove on.

• 9:23Adam Friedland?

  He was doing pyro, pyro stuff, bad boy stuff.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  It's getting a little hot here in LA. I might head to Nashville. And that's his big surprise.

• 9:32Adam Friedland?

  His music is beautiful.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  It's, it's on, I, I watched that...

• 9:36Adam Friedland?

  His country music is stunning.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, but even like, he, he did one of his songs on...

• 9:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but I made it bad.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Well, whatever, but I mean, it's like, for just sitting here with these shitty microphones, I can't even get through a sentence. And then, yeah, I mean, it's really impressive. It's funny, cause it's like, I mean, he is, it's Tom Hanks' son. It's like, of course, he's like, talented.

• 9:59Adam Friedland?

  Well, I mean, I would say more talented, actually.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. At least, does Tom Hanks sing? I'm confusing, I'm like, combining him and Lyle Lovett in my mind, into one guy.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  It's the same. That happens. You know, that does happen.

• 10:11Adam Friedland?

  The classic.

• 10:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm thinking of Lyle Lovett.

• 10:13Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Osama Bin Laden, Scottie Pippen, and Hard. Lyle Lovett, Tom Hanks.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  They're all the same guys. Scottie Pippen.

• 10:19Adam Friedland?

  Ringo Starr, Ringo Starr, Yasser Arafat. Yeah, all the classic.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  I found out last night that there's a DC councilman, whose name is, uh, Magic Jordan.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  I was like, I love it, man. Of course he won the election. That's the coolest.

• 10:40Adam Friedland?

  That's his Christian name?

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Well, it's like something. His middle name legit is Magic.

• 10:44Adam Friedland?

  Oh, legit?

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, Magic Jordan.

• 10:46Adam Friedland?

  That's so sick.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  That's like a name you give the police.

• 10:51Adam Friedland?

  That's like what a white person would do.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  It's like a 12 year old gives a name to the police because they're trying weed when they get caught.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  You're like, you're like your creator player on NBA 2K.

• 10:59Adam Friedland?

  That's like what a nerd says in school. Yeah.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Right, trying to fit in?

• 11:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. So Magic Jordan was that what was going on with him? Playing sports ball. You don't like, yeah, you don't like sports. That's so funny. Yeah. DC, well, they also had a mayor named Bowser. Mario Bowser.

• 11:19Speaker 03

  Mario Bowser.

• 11:20Adam Friedland?

  Mario Bowser.

• 11:23Adam Friedland?

  What a great place. Yeah, and a mayor who smoked crack. Our mayor right now, I hope 1,000 years Eric Adams. The more I find out about what he did, he's the, he's the best.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  I don't really think he did anything wrong.

• 11:34Adam Friedland?

  He had, he has eight phones on him at all times for crime. Like, yeah.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Maybe he just likes phones. Is that bad?

• 11:41Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  There's a lot of new expensive phones.

• 11:45Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I mean, the, the, the, when, when, getting the tickets to Turkey, I don't care about.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  He's the mayor of New York, so no matter what, conservatives are gonna be mad at him on the internet.

• 11:54Adam Friedland?

  Everyone's gonna be mad.

• 11:55Speaker 03

  And when the corruption stuff came out, they're like, oh, he's taking kickbacks.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  What was the corruption of it?

• 11:59Speaker 03

  The corruption stuff is he was getting like free business upgrades on flights to Turkey. It's like.

• 12:04Adam Friedland?

  There were fund, like campaign fundraisers were.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  I don't care. It's, it's not.

• 12:08Adam Friedland?

  I don't care either. I support this man no matter what.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  He brought swagger back. All the, all the, like, uh, uh, uh, what is it called? Graft? It's a graft that gets, that's, that gets like prosecuted is always the ones where it's like, this is fine to me. Like when Paul Manafort got busted for tax evasion because he bought his wife like a big coat.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  I'm like, let him write the, it's a coat.

• 12:31Adam Friedland?

  He said it was a business expense?

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's fine. Like when it's.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  It's like, that's scary because it's like that, oh, yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  When it's like Biden doing like kickback renovations on his house, that's where it's fucked up. But if it's like a big stupid coat for your stupid wife.

• 12:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  I don't have a problem with that. Like, uh, Menendez, getting gold bars from Egyptians, let him have the gold bars.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 12:55Adam Friedland?

  Right.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  When it's like, oh, you know, like 15% of my offshore drilling come, that's bad. That stuff never, they never go after that.

• 13:02Adam Friedland?

  Putting my crackhead son on a-

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Right, a golden top hat from the Prince of Austria.

• 13:07Adam Friedland?

  On an energy board for a Uzbek oil company, yeah.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Right, yeah.

• 13:10Adam Friedland?

  What's Hunter up to?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 13:12Adam Friedland?

  Is he at an agency? How do we get in touch? Is he C A N?

• 13:15Speaker 03

  I think he's an agent now.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  He's on Cameo, I think.

• 13:18Adam Friedland?

  How can we get, Hunter, if you're out there, clip this?

• 13:22Speaker 03

  He manages Joel Kim Booster, I think.

• 13:24Adam Friedland?

  He's Joel's?

• 13:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the only client.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure.

• 13:34Adam Friedland?

  He's, so he's, he's getting into the business?

• 13:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:36Adam Friedland?

  So he wants to be, but he doesn't want to be on camera?

• 13:39Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  He just gets all his clients to do full frontal nudity.

• 13:44Adam Friedland?

  His one client?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:49Adam Friedland?

  He runs like a Euphoria style agency, yeah. Oh, man, that's so funny. It is like, that guy that made Euphoria really pulled it off. I'm gonna make a show where every girl shows her boobs.

• 14:01Speaker 03

  You know what's really good that I hadn't had until this holiday season? Sees candies?

• 14:05Adam Friedland?

  From the mall?

• 14:05Speaker 02

  From the mall, yeah.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  I always was under the impression that that was like taffy, like saltwater taffy, which I love the packaging of, but I hate is an actual candy.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  It's just chocolate, right?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  It's chocolate and it's really fucking good.

• 14:16Adam Friedland?

  It's really good.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:17Adam Friedland?

  Did you have Ethel M's?

• 14:19Speaker 03

  Ethel, no.

• 14:19Adam Friedland?

  No, that was, I guess, in Vegas.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  I know Whitman Sampler and now Sees.

• 14:23Adam Friedland?

  Whitman's is for grand, grandmas.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  I guess.

• 14:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, as a grandma candy. I was just in Mexico and, um-

• 14:30Speaker 03

  When were you in Mexico?

• 14:32Adam Friedland?

  Over New Year's, you know that.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  I had no idea you were in Mexico.

• 14:36Adam Friedland?

  I went to Mexico City, dude.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  I was just listening to the events, I wasn't thinking about like in a location.

• 14:41Adam Friedland?

  That's sweet, that's nice of you.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:43Adam Friedland?

  I kind of like, I'm not gonna elaborate, but that's very nice of Nick.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  I had no idea you were in Mexico City.

• 14:48Adam Friedland?

  I was in Mexico City and, um, and it's really like, the, the, like, the manic pixies we send down there? Like in, in, with respect to like, the guys that come here like get like- I guess brought up here by coyotes and shot by rednecks. And then they do like they clean poop and stuff and they never complain and we are sending some of the worst women. Like we're sending like the said no one ever.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Oh, interested.

• 15:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  Do they live there now?

• 15:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, cuz that's normal. Yeah.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Or just like tourists?

• 15:18Adam Friedland?

  They all live there and they're all like Emily in Paris there.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Oh, cool.

• 15:22Adam Friedland?

  And it's just like, uh, but like every time I met like an American there, it was like, yeah, out of respect for the guys that were that they're sending up here, it's just the the contrast is insane to me.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  Right, right. We need to start taking them out.

• 15:35Adam Friedland?

  Well, I mean, we we need to start like, uh, actually. Is really, it's it's so mean that like the conservatives are mad at like the nicest guys in America.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  For sure, yeah.

• 15:46Adam Friedland?

  They bring us DoorDash in four seconds anytime we want anything.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  I love their outfits. They show up on the bike and they have those gloves that are like the.

• 15:55Adam Friedland?

  Part of the bike.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, it should have the name of a team on it. I mean, it's so big.

• 15:58Adam Friedland?

  They're so.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Giant glove.

• 16:01Adam Friedland?

  I was driving while it was raining like a couple of weeks ago and there were those guys were like zooming over the the Manhattan Bridge. Definitely like thirty five of them die a day.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 16:11Adam Friedland?

  It's it's so scary what they're doing and like, uh.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  A lot of them get robbed and murdered too for their bikes.

• 16:18Adam Friedland?

  You think so?

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was a big they like they shut down like Times Square or something like three or four years ago demanding. You know, that the police stop the murders.

• 16:29Adam Friedland?

  And the the cops aren't investigating.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  I think they're doing what they do with anything else here.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Do they still do ghost bikes?

• 16:36Adam Friedland?

  What are those?

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Those like memorials where it's like a a white.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, they still have them around, but I think they might be the ones that have always been there.

• 16:44Adam Friedland?

  Bike hipster culture kinda isn't as much of a thing.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  I've always I've always hated that. That's always like cuz it's like. I would never want to be known as a cyclist.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? I ride a bike occasionally and if I were to get if I were to get hit on. Cuz Kenny DeForest died like, you know, a year and a half ago.

• 16:59Adam Friedland?

  I haven't been on a bike since.

• 17:01Speaker 03

  And then there was people on Twitter. I saw them start the like the bike community was like one of us.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 17:06Adam Friedland?

  I know. Dude, I know.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 17:08Adam Friedland?

  I I don't know if I've said this on the show, not to get too morbid to bring up my second death on the show. But this guy I know was riding a bike got hit by a garbage truck in um in Sunset Park and he died. And the in the news, it said Jewish cyclist.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  That's what I mean.

• 17:27Adam Friedland?

  Jewish cyclist dies.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  Can you imagine that? And he's like.

• 17:30Adam Friedland?

  Why they say Jewish?

• 17:31Speaker 03

  My name's Ben. My name's Ben. I'm a chef.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Jewish cyclist sounds like a, like an Oscar bait movie.

• 17:37Adam Friedland?

  When I saw that, I'm like, come on. Imagine dying and that's

• 17:43Adam Friedland?

  that's crazy. I feel, yeah, it was really sad. And then.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  Oh, that's like a, that's a dreadful thought to see like, what's the worst way, like two word combination to be remembered as?

• 17:53Adam Friedland?

  Jewish.

• 17:58Adam Friedland?

  Jewish anything. I did a, I did like a Jewish podcast.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  The one that made my dad happy?

• 18:06Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, because my dad likes it. I did it. I did it only because my dad likes it.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  That's crazy to be 72 and listening to podcasts.

• 18:13Adam Friedland?

  My dad, my dad called me yesterday. He's like, have you heard of a comedian Ari Shafir? And I was like, yeah, dad. He's like, I heard him on a podcast that I like. And I was like, he was like, he really, I, I, what he said about Kobe Bryant is disgusting.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 18:27Adam Friedland?

  My dad's like now getting, getting into that.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  I thought it was like, he wanted you to go on, protect our.

• 18:32Adam Friedland?

  No, no, he was telling me that he was disappointed with, with, what, uh, what Ari said about Kobe. But, um, I went on this Jewish podcast. I asked them to not post it. And they were like, posted and they said, sorry, we didn't see this message. They fortunately did cut out the part where the guy.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  This is so funny because that's what you would do.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I didn't, oh, I didn't see.

• 18:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Right. Well, in Jewish culture, in Jewish podcast culture, you have to ask them to not to post three times.

• 19:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. You have to, yeah, like conversion. What is this?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  This one's mine.

• 19:05Adam Friedland?

  But I didn't bring one today.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 19:06Adam Friedland?

  Can I, thanks, but.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  It's the mini.

• 19:09Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm, okay. But anyway, I asked him not to post it, but they did cut out the part where the guy was like, and to all of our enemies, no matter where they are, as they hide from us in their holes, we will destroy them. And I was like, I don't want to talk about this right now.

• 19:26Adam Friedland?

  It like started off like really light and it got there in like 20 minutes. And I was like, can I, I just don't want to talk about this right now.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  I was obsessed with a, um, Queens.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Public access show when I lived here called Judaism the Series.

• 19:43Adam Friedland?

  Oh god.

• 19:43Speaker 02

  And it was just a rabbi screaming into the camera for half an hour and it was, it was wonderful.

• 19:49Adam Friedland?

  Where can you even get public access anymore?

• 19:50Speaker 02

  I don't know, I mean.

• 19:51Adam Friedland?

  New York one, right?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  It's still on there, yeah.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wonder if, yeah, I wonder if that show's still on, because you know, it's a series, a long series, I would imagine.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  You ever see the show Black Men Revealed?

• 20:01Adam Friedland?

  It was, I think DC.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't. It was like, I think they filmed it in LA, but it was on like, I saw it at my cousin's house the first time and I think it was on a channel called TV One.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, TV One. That's owned by Byron Allen.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was a show on that called Black Men Revealed that was one of the best things I've ever seen.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  What were they revealing?

• 20:20Speaker 03

  I just like what kind of pubic hair they like.

• 20:23Adam Friedland?

  What's that? You told me that.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  You know, like how loud black women are. I mean, it was like, it was like Sam Hyde came up with it. Yeah, it was really funny.

• 20:32Adam Friedland?

  What kind of pubic hair do they like?

• 20:34Speaker 03

  Oh natural is the exact words the guy said.

• 20:39Adam Friedland?

  French.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  Oh natural.

• 20:45Adam Friedland?

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• 20:55Speaker 02

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• 20:55Adam Friedland?

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• 21:33Speaker 02

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• 21:34Adam Friedland?

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• 21:54Speaker 03

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• 21:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, in fact, Nick's been mistaken for a soldier with that full salute.

• 22:01Speaker 03

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• 22:01Adam Friedland?

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• 22:02Speaker 03

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• 22:05Adam Friedland?

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• 22:07Speaker 03

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• 22:08Adam Friedland?

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• 22:29Speaker 03

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• 22:32Adam Friedland?

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• 22:39Speaker 03

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• 22:45Speaker 03

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• 22:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, you want real coffee, you go into the CVS with a megaphone. And from the door, you say, I need Viagra. My dick doesn't work.

• 22:59Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 23:00Speaker 03

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• 23:07Adam Friedland?

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• 23:41Speaker 03

  You think there's like a guy in Hamas, like who's like, this is my favorite podcast. And he hears that and he's like, what? What the fuck?

• 23:49Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, the guy, the guy's act.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  I'm canceling my Patreon subscription to the Jewish podcast.

• 23:55Adam Friedland?

  The guy's act is like, um, it's like.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Someone hand me the Starlink. I need to cancel. I need to cancel my Patreon subscription to the Jewish Hour.

• 24:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, his catchphrase.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Wait, what is the name of the podcast, can you say?

• 24:08Adam Friedland?

  It's this guy Modi.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Oh, right.

• 24:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. He's like, his act is like Comic View, but for Jewish people, it's like, yeah, so Sephardic people.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  He's like the Jewish Sebastian.

• 24:16Adam Friedland?

  Everyone's parents like, yeah, yeah, they're like, so Sephardic people be driving like this, but Ashkenazi people be driving like that.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  He crushes.

• 24:24Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and he crushes. Yeah, he sings HaTikfa in the middle of the night.

• 24:27Speaker 03

  Sebastian was in that top five list of tours the last year. I didn't realize there was that many Italian people in America.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but he also has perspective on parenting and stuff like that, other people can relate to.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  I don't know. I mean, I like, I was under the impression that he just brings out the Italians. Like, he was like the white ethnic.

• 24:46Adam Friedland?

  Like he's Joe Coy for, uh...

• 24:48Speaker 03

  Kind of, yeah.

• 24:49Adam Friedland?

  For what is it? Bald people, right?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Oh, Filipino. Filipinos, yeah. Or Phil, are they Philip? Cause Filipino means guy.

• 24:57Adam Friedland?

  Pinoy.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  And then Phil, well, Pinoy means guy also.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Really? Pinay is girl. You would think it would be vaginoy, but it's Pinay.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  And then Filipina is the girl one.

• 25:09Adam Friedland?

  Brandon was telling me that-

• 25:10Speaker 03

  It's spelled with an F.

• 25:12Adam Friedland?

  Filipino, yes it is, but the country is PH.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:15Adam Friedland?

  Very confusing. What the hell? Uh, Brandon was telling me, because Brandon played his son in a movie, that Joe Para told him to show up just fully bald, like, on the first day.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that would be a strong move, yeah.

• 25:32Adam Friedland?

  Hilarious. I watched that movie on a plane.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:35Adam Friedland?

  Easter Sunday.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Didn't he play like a, like a, like a sixteen year old or something?

• 25:39Adam Friedland?

  Brandon played like a sixteen year old, and he be acting fourteen. You know, my man, immature. So what do you think about this election we got?

• 25:49Speaker 02

  With the upcoming one?

• 25:50Adam Friedland?

  It's upcoming. We got Trump versus Kamala. What is Kamala doing right now?

• 25:55Speaker 02

  She's chilling. She's just inducting people into the.

• 25:59Adam Friedland?

  We gotta get her in here.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be cool.

• 26:02Adam Friedland?

  They gave Soros the like, the Medal of Honor?

• 26:05Speaker 02

  Was that whole, that whole lineup of Medal winners was incredible.

• 26:09Adam Friedland?

  Who'd they give it to?

• 26:10Speaker 02

  It was like Denzel Washington, Bono.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Don't you have to like, use a machine gun in World War II to get the Medal of Honor?

• 26:19Adam Friedland?

  No, they give it to like Bob Dylan and stuff.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Presidential Medal of Freedom can just be like.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Oh, the President, yeah. Medal of Honor is for the military. Yeah.

• 26:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  The Medal of Freedom is like.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Nanette got one.

• 26:29Adam Friedland?

  Oh, okay. It's about time.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  She's not even an American.

• 26:33Adam Friedland?

  Neither is Bono.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  Oh, I didn't hear Bono. I heard Denzel and I heard George Soros.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Got one. It seemed like they were, it was just like.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Does George Soros have a nationality? He doesn't, right?

• 26:45Adam Friedland?

  He's Hungarian. I think he's American.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  He's just, he's like the octopus that lives over the globe.

• 26:50Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 26:51Speaker 03

  He doesn't have a country that he belongs in.

• 26:53Adam Friedland?

  I don't even know what he looks like. I just know his name.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  He looks exactly like you'd imagine him to.

• 26:57Adam Friedland?

  People are obsessed with George Soros.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  If you, like, everything you've heard about George Soros, now imagine.

• 27:02Adam Friedland?

  Old as shit?

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Imagine the guy. He looks like, who's that guy that owns, who's that Greek guy that owns Christides?

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, Katz.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Katz and Mutzalucy or whatever.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  I'm obsessed with his daughter, AJ Katz. One of my, one of my favorite Instagram accounts.

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 27:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Why? Is she nuts or something?

• 27:20Speaker 02

  She's nuts. She's very, she's been the like president of the Young Republican Guild for years. She's, um, she just very, very skinny and wears like American flag bikinis.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  You know who's great? It's Billy Joel's daughter.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  On Instagram, yeah.

• 27:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, Nick's, Nick's ex.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:40Adam Friedland?

  The Down Easter Alexa.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  We dated for about forty-five years.

• 27:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Nah, cuz it's like, you know, she's like, you know, she's Billy Joel's daughter, so she'll make music and stuff.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  But it's fine, you know, I mean, it's... But then the comments are all people who have like, watched her grow up.

• 27:56Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  They're just like these, like, Long Island mutants that are like,

• 27:59Speaker 02

  lyrics, probably.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  "You're so beautiful, you've always been beautiful, your work is beautiful, I love you beautiful."

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Really blossomed into a piano woman.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 28:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I check in on the Jackson kids to make sure they're okay with no parents.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Michael, like Blanket?

• 28:16Adam Friedland?

  Paris does music now.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Blanket?

• 28:19Adam Friedland?

  Blanket doesn't have social media.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, smart.

• 28:21Adam Friedland?

  I just hope Blanket's okay.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 28:23Adam Friedland?

  It was so funny.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Was Blanket the one that was dangled?

• 28:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:26Adam Friedland?

  That's so funny.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  It really was.

• 28:30Adam Friedland?

  It was like, something that was too overwhelmingly funny for us to even process.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, we weren't ready for that.

• 28:35Adam Friedland?

  But it was just, Michael Jackson is dangling a child whose face is covered in like, some weird like, textile.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Right, well, a blanket.

• 28:43Adam Friedland?

  A blanket.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:44Adam Friedland?

  And he named, Blanket was really into martial arts, uh, for a while, that was his thing. I just wanna make sure they're, they're okay. Cuz there were a lot of like, terrible things that people said about their father in the media.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Aren't true.

• 28:55Adam Friedland?

  That aren't true.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  And then his other, his daughter, the girl he had with, uh, is in Nosferatu.

• 29:03Adam Friedland?

  Who's that?

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Uh, Lily Rose Depp, that's Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson's daughter.

• 29:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, daughter, daughter, yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, how, how was she? She was good?

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I liked it, yeah.

• 29:13Adam Friedland?

  Who made it? The witch guy?

• 29:15Speaker 02

  The Vavitch guy, yeah, Eggers.

• 29:17Adam Friedland?

  Is it scary? I don't like scary movies.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  The witch is better.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:20Speaker 03

  I was saying it to Pete, it's like, there's all this like, uh, to do about him remaking this movie, it's just Dracula.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  It is just Dracula.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  It's like, you know.

• 29:30Adam Friedland?

  Was it Jewish coded?

• 29:31Speaker 03

  We've done Dracula.

• 29:32Adam Friedland?

  Was it Soros coded?

• 29:33Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 29:34Adam Friedland?

  Soros coded?

• 29:35Speaker 03

  No, it's just Dracula.

• 29:36Adam Friedland?

  There's no antisemitism?

• 29:36Speaker 03

  It's a good Dracula movie.

• 29:38Adam Friedland?

  Oh, thank you, thank god.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  But the witch is better, witch is better than the original Nosferatu.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  The witch is great.

• 29:44Adam Friedland?

  What, I, I, I don't watch scary movies. They don't scare me, they're fake. There's no reason to watch a scary movie. I bet, you know what's scary? Dumpster scene, Mulholland Drive.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  That is scary, yeah.

• 29:55Adam Friedland?

  It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  I'm trying to think what's the scariest thing I've seen in a movie.

• 30:00Adam Friedland?

  That was the scariest thing I've ever seen.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  I, as a kid-

• 30:03Speaker 03

  You know in Star Wars, when they're in the trash room?

• 30:05Adam Friedland?

  That's scary.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  And they're all, yeah, they almost...

• 30:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  Thankfully, R2-D2 figures out the buttons.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  Every time I see that, I'm like, are they gonna get out of here? Oh, good. R2-D2 figured out the buttons.

• 30:19Adam Friedland?

  When I was a kid, when I was a kid, my parents like got a sitter and they went out to dinner and they rented me Dumb and Dumber and I cried when they gave the blind kid the dead bird.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  They stole a Dumb and Dumber, they stole a Dumb and Dumber joke in that Apple TV series about the World War II pilots.

• 30:35Adam Friedland?

  Did you watch it? I watched it too.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 30:37Adam Friedland?

  Did you watch it? I watched it.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  It's too distracting.

• 30:40Adam Friedland?

  They're so handsome.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  It's why, it's the fucking hair is nuts. The hair is insane.

• 30:45Adam Friedland?

  I can't get over how good looking.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Comes back and like thirty of his friends have been killed. And he's like, thirty guys died already. And then he's got like fucking like teased and like perfect, you know, like he like he's gonna go shoot a watch ad.

• 31:00Adam Friedland?

  And then he, he licks a metal pole and that's.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the joke is like, you know, a guy spills the salt and they're like, you gotta throw the salt and he throws the entire thing.

• 31:10Adam Friedland?

  That's funny.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  You know, and they're like, you're not supposed to throw the whole thing. And he's like, I'm the, I'm the guy from the south. I'm the World War II guy from the south. I don't know any better.

• 31:19Adam Friedland?

  Pilot.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  In Georgia, we throw the whole salt. Cause I'm from the south.

• 31:24Adam Friedland?

  Well, I was, I said.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm laughing. It sounds good.

• 31:26Adam Friedland?

  I said this before on the show, but I'll, I'll say it again. I don't care. But, uh, we, we, I was with like a group of people and Austin Butler was at the same place. And every girl was like, he's disgusting. And every guy was like, I'm gonna hit you in the face right now.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Oh, really? Defending?

• 31:41Adam Friedland?

  He's hot for us. He's hot to guys, but he's not girl hot. Girls like, like the, the rat fuck from the, from the working at a restaurant show.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Ratatouille.

• 31:52Adam Friedland?

  The rat guy from the working, I work at a restaurant. It's so hard. I'm in.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Ratatouille.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, he works in a restaurant.

• 31:58Adam Friedland?

  It's, it's like the rat.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  He's under the hat.

• 32:00Adam Friedland?

  It's a live action. No, it's from FX.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  He's a mouse that lives under a hat.

• 32:04Adam Friedland?

  Name? Ayo DeBree, Ayo, uh, is in it.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Patton Oswalt.

• 32:09Adam Friedland?

  No, it's the one with, it's the rat guy with the penis. The Calvin Klein penis rat.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Penis Oswalt.

• 32:15Adam Friedland?

  It's the cock rat from the, uh, from the restaurant show.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  You think Patton Oswalt's penis looks like him?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  I, I guarantee you it does. Yeah.

• 32:24Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you see?

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:25Adam Friedland?

  And did he ask you to jack off?

• 32:27Speaker 03

  It would be funny if he had like a Brian Posehn penis. You know, but then, and then, and Brian Posehn had a Patton Oswalt penis.

• 32:34Adam Friedland?

  And that's their connection. Yeah.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, they just click together.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Like the hole is all wide. You know what I mean? It's like short and stubby and it's got like a, like a wide hole.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. I can see it.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  He nuts. It just looks like a, a stick of gum. Comes out. Like an old, like an old nineties printer.

• 33:03Adam Friedland?

  It's a, it's a solid.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Holes on each side.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 33:11Speaker 03

  I wonder if his house is on fire right now.

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Hopefully not.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  Wait, what about Jay Leno's garage?

• 33:18Speaker 03

  No, that's.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Burbank's fine.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  It's climate controlled.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, but.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  There's no climate change in that garage.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  If he loses all those cars, is his face okay? Didn't he fuck up his face?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  He gets fucked up constantly.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Fucking himself up.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  Somebody told me.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Renner style.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Was that you that was like, I heard it was gambling debts?

• 33:33Speaker 02

  That was a big internet rumor.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Somebody said it was gambling debts and it's like, who, who is Jay Leno like? He's like, I'll have the twenty dollars next week.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  Well, cause he doesn't, he doesn't touch his late night money. So he could theoretically lose.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  I'll just take the ass kicking.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Go ahead, beat my head. See if I care. I'm already dead on the inside. Jay Leno, what happened? Oh, I fell down a hill outside the Hampton Inn. I don't have a problem. That's that old Pittsburgh.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  I think Occam's razor is that all his cars are steam powered. You know what I mean? Like he's just like blowing up like.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  He does have steam powered cars.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  I know. I've seen him driving like a Studebaker.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  That's funny. He has like cool, cool cars and then sometimes on a show he's like, yeah, so this was originally owned by Donald Duck and I bought it for eight hundred million dollars.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  And you know, it's good. The pedals make the inflatable wheels move.

• 34:24Adam Friedland?

  Do you think him and Seinfeld respect each other's car knowledge or they have a rivalry?

• 34:28Speaker 03

  I think they hate each other.

• 34:29Adam Friedland?

  You think that? Yeah. They're trying to, it's like a long.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  Probably trying to buy the same cars all the time.

• 34:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're, yeah, they probably fucking hate each other.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:37Adam Friedland?

  Man.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  I've never seen Seinfeld wear denim. So, you know, think about that.

• 34:42Adam Friedland?

  Dude, I'm team Jay all the way on that.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:45Adam Friedland?

  Monica Lewinsky.

• 34:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it does feel like, it feels like Jerry Seinfeld's a rich guy that started buying cars cause he, like, you know, he's already got the watches or whatever.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Cause it's like a investment.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Right, Jay Leno was a car guy that became rich. Now he's like, well, instead of having children, I'm gonna, I'm gonna owe guys around town fifty dollars.

• 35:07Adam Friedland?

  For my car?

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, and have, and have the biggest car collection in the world.

• 35:11Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna run away from the Armenian mafia.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:14Adam Friedland?

  In Burbank.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 35:16Adam Friedland?

  Jeez Louise. I hope, just shout out to everyone in LA right now, it's not a laughing matter. Joe lives there.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:23Adam Friedland?

  Your wife lives there?

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:24Adam Friedland?

  You have a child or no?

• 35:25Speaker 02

  We have a dog.

• 35:26Adam Friedland?

  Dog, what kinda dog?

• 35:27Speaker 02

  A pit bull. Oh, hell yeah, a dog?

• 35:31Adam Friedland?

  Yep.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Got that.

• 35:34Adam Friedland?

  You want, what? You wanna see mine?

• 35:35Speaker 03

  I saw a very funny looking pit bull the other day.

• 35:37Adam Friedland?

  Who, my dog?

• 35:38Speaker 03

  No, it was on the street. It had like a Chinese grandma face, so it was like, it was like, like judgmental.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Wears a mask on the subway.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 35:50Adam Friedland?

  I can't find it, dude.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  That's fine.

• 35:52Adam Friedland?

  It used to be my background.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Is that a thing about them? They wear a mask on the subway? I guess everybody does.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  All Chinese women. That, when I lived here.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  Before COVID.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, before COVID. And now, like, in retrospect, I'm like, oh, they were just being thoughtful.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, it makes sense.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Not that I wear a mask on the subway, or anywhere else for that matter. Or wash my hands or do anything.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  My phone background's been the same thing for fifteen years.

• 36:14Adam Friedland?

  I just changed it just to my girlfriend. It used to be my girlfriend.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  And it's crazy, cause that, even at the time, there was probably already a twenty year old picture of Steve Harvey.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  It's so HD, it's so good, it's so clear. But now that, like, you can't turn it off. Oh, that's beautiful.

• 36:27Adam Friedland?

  That was on Christmas, which I celebrate now. Can I see that thing, dude? Did you celebrate Christmas?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Uh, she, yeah, she is, um, a Gentile.

• 36:38Adam Friedland?

  You just, you started with her?

• 36:39Speaker 02

  This year was great. It was both things at once.

• 36:41Adam Friedland?

  The fire and Christmas. Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was great. Our tree-

• 36:49Speaker 03

  I hope it turns out that this started because of an menorah. If it was a menorah that started the fires.

• 36:54Adam Friedland?

  We can't take that right now.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:56Adam Friedland?

  Dude, how great is this Indian thing-

• 36:58Speaker 03

  I wouldn't say anything, but I would be doing a lot of smirking.

• 37:00Adam Friedland?

  This last year, this last year-

• 37:02Speaker 03

  The amount of smirking I would be doing.

• 37:03Adam Friedland?

  This last year has been Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, and now the Indians are taking the heat-

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Oh, for the visas.

• 37:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, check out these guys. Look at Vivek. He's, uh, he's pooping on the street or whatever they're saying about them.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:16Adam Friedland?

  Thank God it took the heat off the Jews for five seconds.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  I'll tell you, the Government Efficiency Office, they're gonna blow all the money on all the ink they gotta spend on business cards.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  It's the Parks Department's head by like, two top, where Rajan Dejan Dean, De Dan De Landalan.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  Where's their Ellis Island? They should have to, if any group of people should have to go through Ellis Island, it's the Indians.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  With new, like, shorter last names.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  Can you ima- yeah, can you imagine them, an Indian guy trying, there's an Italian guy that's like, uh, uh, Vito Viriliari, and they're like, Joe Smith, you know? And then an Indian guy-

• 37:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they should all be named Steve Harvey, dude.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  And they're like, what's your name? And he goes, "Huh!" You know, before-

• 37:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's the take a T.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  "Huh!"

• 38:04Adam Friedland?

  Who's the NSA guy?

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 38:06Adam Friedland?

  Do you think the NSA guy-

• 38:07Speaker 03

  Cash Patel.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Cash Patel.

• 38:09Speaker 03

  That guy's aw- anytime you see a picture of him, he's like fucked up.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, his eyes are bugging out.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  He just whispered something to him, and he's like, like, what the fuck, dude?

• 38:18Adam Friedland?

  I'm, I'm getting excited for the second time around.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  We're in a very funny moment right now.

• 38:23Adam Friedland?

  I'm getting excited, I'm starting to get hyped.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  It's gonna get so crazy in like, a week.

• 38:27Speaker 03

  Trump, Trump retweeted some like, Jeffrey Sachs, like, uh, clip, like, just yesterday. And it'll be interesting to see, he's gonna drive everyone insane.

• 38:38Adam Friedland?

  We're gonna go, we're gonna invade Mexico.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  His, whatever our policy is, is gonna be fucking nuts with the Middle East.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  It's gonna be like, pro Al Qaeda, anti, anti-Israel, you know?

• 38:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I mean, even beyond form, I mean, like, just, the Greenland thing has just got me hyped. And the Gulf of America thing got me hyped.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  That kinda makes sense, though.

• 39:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, what's, what's going on over there?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  We should have Greenland.

• 39:05Adam Friedland?

  Does it ever piss you off how big, like, um, Siberia is?

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Well, someone made a great point that like-

• 39:11Adam Friedland?

  It's just such a, it's nothing.

• 39:12Speaker 02

  He probably only thinks of Greenland in like the flat map where it looks like a third of the world.

• 39:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. What could we even do up there?

• 39:20Speaker 03

  You put missiles there?

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Well, it's also all melting, so it'll be like new trade routes. I think that's what it's about.

• 39:25Adam Friedland?

  It'll be actually Greenland.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  But we should, we should have Greenland.

• 39:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, why not?

• 39:30Speaker 03

  It belongs to what, like Denmark or some bullshit? The fuck are they doing with it?

• 39:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they don't deserve it, honestly.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  It was a, it was an episode in Borgen.

• 39:39Adam Friedland?

  Was it, was it like Bosch?

• 39:40Speaker 02

  It's like, uh, it's like Danish West Wing, a show I got into during Covid. I really liked it.

• 39:47Adam Friedland?

  Do they have a Toby and stuff?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Um, it's not like one for one.

• 39:50Adam Friedland?

  It's not one for one.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  It should be.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  But it's, but they do, she does have an advisor.

• 39:53Adam Friedland?

  And they're like, "Thrash the fluff."

• 39:55Speaker 03

  Toby, have you seen my cuckoo clock?

• 39:59Adam Friedland?

  I've been going back through the West Wing.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Where are my clogs, Toby?

• 40:02Adam Friedland?

  I've been going back through just to remember when times were nice.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  It's the, nothing's changed.

• 40:06Adam Friedland?

  That's my liberal woman.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  You watch West Wing and it's like all the same shit.

• 40:10Adam Friedland?

  No, it's not. It's like, should kids wear uniforms at school?

• 40:13Speaker 03

  People are, people are-

• 40:14Adam Friedland?

  It's like, it's the lamest issue. Should gay guys go to the army?

• 40:17Speaker 03

  The, the, the closet, yeah, the closet door is slightly closed going back 20 years and that's it.

• 40:23Adam Friedland?

  What's that?

• 40:23Speaker 03

  The rest of it, the social issues are the fucking same. Everything's the same.

• 40:27Adam Friedland?

  It's, it's just like, it's all nothing issues. It's like nice to hear about.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Gun control, it's drugs, it's fucking-

• 40:34Adam Friedland?

  Gun control, I guess, is that's one.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  You know, LGBT stuff. Q didn't exist at the time. That was still a slur.

• 40:40Adam Friedland?

  Now the army is all gay guys.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Isn't it crazy that [BLEEP] got like re-appropriated?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  It is weird.

• 40:45Speaker 03

  There's an, like, if, in like string theory or something, there's like a, a universe that exists like right here. Where it's LGBTF.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 40:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  Like, there's another timeline where we're just, or-

• 40:58Adam Friedland?

  Another slur.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. They're like, "We're faggots."

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Like, I'm not, well, I identify as a faggot.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? But there you can't, if you say they're like, don't. I majored in.

• 41:15Adam Friedland?

  I majored in fag culture.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  In the, in like the. The time cop alternate timeline.

• 41:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Where everyone has a cool eighties mullet, but everything else is the same. Except that's also.

• 41:27Adam Friedland?

  The bad word.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Is the bad word.

• 41:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  We should, we should probably, we should bleep because right now we're talking in the context of.

• 41:33Adam Friedland?

  We're in that universe.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:36Adam Friedland?

  We're in the quantum realm.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  That would be great if there was like, they got to like season thirty five of Quantum Leap. And that was the episode.

• 41:45Adam Friedland?

  The N word is a good word.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're everybody, yeah, we're. White people are called the N word.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  Just keep remembering.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Scott Bakula being like, why is everybody calling?

• 42:00Speaker 02

  He closed, he closed the mirror. And he's white.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, yeah.

• 42:07Adam Friedland?

  Okay, what am I talking about? Cornbread.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  I gotta try one of these for the new Wallace and Gromit movie.

• 42:14Adam Friedland?

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• 42:48Speaker 03

  Did I ever tell you this? We're gonna, we're gonna spruce up the Cornbread THC read by telling the story. There's a, have you ever met the comic Jake Young?

• 42:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  He probably would have been doing stand up around your time in New York. Yeah, he was a DC guy. He was a funny guy. He was a big, big fat guy, but he was like, um, he was like one of those like nerd comedians. He would do like comic book comedy and stuff like that. And, um. And he got an opportunity to open for Brian Posehn.

• 43:15Adam Friedland?

  Because his dick looked like.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  That's exactly, because he looked like Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn was like, you remind me of my friend's penis. Or however Brian talks.

• 43:23Adam Friedland?

  Or my penis.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  And said, yo, right.

• 43:24Adam Friedland?

  My own penis. You look like my penis.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  He said it. He said, you look like my penis.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Well, you're Brian Posehn, you know, smokes weed or whatever. And so he asked our friend, uh, Jordan to like roll him a joint so that in the green room, he could be like, fucking, right? Smoke weed or whatever. Brian Posehn just seemed cool. And, you know, he's a good nerd, so he had Jordan roll the joint a month in advance.

• 43:49Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  And so he was holding on to the Brian Posehn joint that he would present in the green room to show that he smoked weed. And then he went to go see, I think it was Wally. I think Wally was the movie they went to go see in the movie theater. And like, Jordan was like, do you smoke weed at all? And he was like, no. And he was like, I think you should probably try to smoke weed first. So he's like, well, like, he's like, but I only have the Brian Posehn joint. He's like, I'll roll you another joint, dude. And so he smokes the Brian Posehn joint. And I guess he's upset about smoking his special Brian Posehn joint. So they're in Wally.

• 44:22Adam Friedland?

  He's being a baby.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  And he's not feeling very good. And he started, he had to leave halfway through the movie because he thought the people sitting next to him were texting the police that he was high.

• 44:34Adam Friedland?

  As an adult man.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  He was like 29.

• 44:38Adam Friedland?

  Wait, is it true that Doug Benson started smoking weed at like 53 years old or something?

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:43Adam Friedland?

  That, and then now, now it's his whole thing.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I really don't trust, like, anybody that starts late.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  But he was doing the marijuana logs.

• 44:51Adam Friedland?

  I don't know what I'm talking about.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  Doug Benson is old as shit, though.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:54Adam Friedland?

  He was Adam Sandler's roommate, right?

• 44:56Speaker 03

  He's like, I think he's like 85.

• 44:59Adam Friedland?

  He was Shecky Green's roommate.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's old.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  Him and Dick Gregory were the temporaries.

• 45:05Adam Friedland?

  He used to, um, okay, guys.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  Is Mort Saul dead yet?

• 45:08Adam Friedland?

  Hopefully.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  I have no idea.

• 45:10Adam Friedland?

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• 45:41Speaker 03

  Every time you say the name, it grows on me a little bit more.

• 45:45Adam Friedland?

  You like the name?

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Cornbread THC, because initially it's like, you know, it's a gummy.

• 45:48Adam Friedland?

  I just think of that movie Life.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  Cornbread shouldn't be have a gummy texture.

• 45:51Adam Friedland?

  Do you remember that movie Life with Eddie Murphy?

• 45:52Speaker 03

  But then, you know, then you associate it with getting high.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  And you're like, actually.

• 45:56Adam Friedland?

  Cornbread is delicious.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  It is.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  It's awesome.

• 45:59Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  And it's cheap, too. That's the best part. And anyone can make it.

• 46:03Adam Friedland?

  And you can have it during dinner, even though it's kind of a little dessert-y.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:07Adam Friedland?

  Uh, listeners can save thirty-

• 46:08Speaker 03

  Although I don't really like sweet cornbread.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  I like it with jalapeno and cheese.

• 46:13Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  That's the move.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  I like it just plain.

• 46:18Adam Friedland?

  So anyway, guys, uh, we could, you can save thirty percent.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  I like it with a glass of wine. I know I'm not supposed to say that.

• 46:24Adam Friedland?

  No, come on. You're not supposed to say it. This is, instead of a glass of wine.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Making yourself a cornbread dinner with a glass of red wine. Just what I like.

• 46:34Adam Friedland?

  I like it with cornbread THC gummies.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  You take the macaw out of the cage, you set it down at the dinner table.

• 46:40Adam Friedland?

  You light your candelabra. Yeah. Guys, uh, you save-

• 46:43Speaker 03

  You open your time lock safe when you pull out the latest Garfield comic. One you're allowed a day.

• 46:49Adam Friedland?

  Oh, the trades. I'm reading the trades.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Ah, yes, Garfield.

• 46:55Adam Friedland?

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• 47:17Speaker 02

  No, and I used to be, but I kind of chilled on that. Uh, but you're, I actually have been getting fed a lot of, um, like, crow and raven content on my social media.

• 47:30Adam Friedland?

  Oh, okay.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Like, people who have, like, ravens as pets.

• 47:32Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're very smart birds.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I'm kind of intrigued. I, I don't want to, like, make that my whole identity, which I think it would become.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  We found, I found a hurt bird when we were in Canada. It got hit by a car.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  It went viral.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  It was in the middle of the street. Yeah.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  What kind of bird?

• 47:47Speaker 03

  It was a crow.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 47:48Speaker 03

  And then all the other crows were in the trees screaming and the thing was like stunned in the street. So I took it out of the street and I was like, you know, I don't know what to do with it. So we found an animal hospital down the block and so I took it to the animal hospital.

• 47:59Adam Friedland?

  And they snapped its neck.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  They did. They probably killed it as soon as I brought it in there, but uh they were like.

• 48:05Adam Friedland?

  Seagal style.

• 48:06Speaker 02

  Like a bird chiropractor.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  I, I think, didn't, we, I showed them, I talked to them for a second. It, I think they said that the bird was just like in shock. It didn't look like it was like seriously hurt. It just got dained.

• 48:17Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Um, but I like to imagine that bird somewhere, like if I were, if I were in the fires in Los Angeles.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  You'd go for the birds.

• 48:23Speaker 03

  I'd be like, what is, well, they would come and fucking.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Oh, save you.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Save me and then I would be flying off with crows.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Crows famously uh hold grudges, like generationally. They'll teach their children to hate you.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  But they also remember if you.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  If you're nice to them.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Also, especially a Canadian crow.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 48:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's also the, a group of them is called a rape. Did you know that? A rape of crows.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  In Ca- yeah, yeah. In the, in the, in the other.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Why are you?

• 48:49Adam Friedland?

  A master, a downloading child pornography of crows.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  I think that's what it's called.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  I don't know what the etymology is. It's so weird.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  I think that's what it is.

• 49:09Adam Friedland?

  I think that's probably what it is. Pedophile of crows.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  What, uh, what is a downloading child pornography of crows? Birds for eight hundred.

• 49:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, no, you're.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  Show me your bird for eight hundred.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Uh, no, that's wrong. Uh, challenge.

• 49:28Speaker 03

  Challenge!

• 49:29Speaker 02

  This is the first challenge in January history.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Pull out a gun and shoot Ken Jennings.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Three, two, one.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Just smites like a black smoke rifle.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Just a Gaston gun with a bell on the end.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  Just kill some Asian lady that's a producer. Challenge failed. Okay. You say, you say challenge failed after you killed a lady?

• 50:05Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, this is my first time on Jeopardy. This is my first time. I've never been on fucking Jeopardy before.

• 50:12Adam Friedland?

  I never seen the show, dude.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  I thought it was fucking the most dangerous suitcase with Howie Mandel.

• 50:19Adam Friedland?

  That was that suitcase crap.

• 50:22Adam Friedland?

  I remember when I was in college, I came, I took a bus here and I saw you do stand up.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Really?

• 50:27Adam Friedland?

  This is like years ago.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 50:29Adam Friedland?

  At Big Terrific.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  At Big Terrific?

• 50:31Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Was that at Cameo?

• 50:34Speaker 02

  No, it was like in the back of a, was that the name? It was the back of a bar in Brooklyn.

• 50:38Adam Friedland?

  It's like where Vice is now. Vice bought that whole area.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  I didn't realize Vice still existed.

• 50:42Adam Friedland?

  I don't know, I don't know if it's still Vice, but yeah, Vice bought that all and destroyed it.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Vice is, that whole era is just gone.

• 50:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  And I don't think people will ever be nostalgic about it or care about it.

• 50:54Adam Friedland?

  About what?

• 50:55Speaker 03

  I don't know, like Williamsburg? Twenty teens, fucking.

• 50:58Adam Friedland?

  Oh no, for me, that was the dawning of the age of Aquarius. That was, that was hate Ashbury 1969 to me.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  You know what's crazy? I think about this all the time, like, nobody refers to this as the twenties. That's already taken. This is just bullshit.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  It's just perpetual bullshit.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  The last decade.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  When I was 21, I was like, man, I'm gonna be like a twenties guy. I imagined myself, I had like a big roadster. Yeah, no, I thought that. I thought it would come back.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Curl your mustache, I think, yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  I don't like the way it feels.

• 51:26Adam Friedland?

  But that was happening 2009, Williamsburg. There was like a penny farthing style.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it was a mishmash of all sorts of things. Like the pants were too high. It was weird.

• 51:37Adam Friedland?

  You did that book of them?

• 51:38Speaker 02

  I did, yeah. That era was very good to me, yeah.

• 51:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I.

• 51:44Adam Friedland?

  Where you got groupies off of Look at This Fucking Hipster blog? There were chicks that were like, that's.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  I got a Urban Outfitters book out of it.

• 51:53Adam Friedland?

  That's pretty good.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:54Adam Friedland?

  That in 2009, Urban Outfitters. I mean, that's peak.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's huge.

• 51:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:00Adam Friedland?

  Urban Outfitters are still around. There's like one or two of them.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  No, they're still around, yeah.

• 52:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you can steal. It's like Hudson News.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  I always thought it would be cool to go there. You go there with like $500, dude, and you buy every album there to create the sickest record collection of all time.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  People come over like, oh my god, dude, Pink Floyd ass.

• 52:21Adam Friedland?

  You got Pink Floyd?

• 52:22Speaker 03

  Pink Floyd ass album?

• 52:26Adam Friedland?

  Pink Floyd's ass? Asses by Pink Floyd? And Metallica? Oh my god.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  There was a Ween album when I was in like sixth grade.

• 52:38Adam Friedland?

  Great band.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  That made me so horny. It was just like, it was the first time I'd ever seen, what do you call it? Like Australian cleavage or whatever?

• 52:45Adam Friedland?

  What is that?

• 52:45Speaker 02

  It's like the bottom of the boob.

• 52:47Adam Friedland?

  Oh, under boob.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  Oh, I didn't realize that was called Australian.

• 52:50Adam Friedland?

  Oh, cuz it's like, cuz it's down under.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  The Nanette cleavage.

• 52:54Adam Friedland?

  Cuz it's down under.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:58Speaker 02

  So that was like, I feel like that was my version of the, uh, the ass album was the Ween.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  What am I, you know what I'm talking about, that with all the women's asses?

• 53:08Speaker 02

  That was a famous poster.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a, whatever.

• 53:10Adam Friedland?

  That was a poster in college.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  All their albums.

• 53:12Adam Friedland?

  That was a stoner, that was a stoner dorm room poster. It was like Bob Marley with a lion coming out of the back of his head. And then like chicks, chicks with... I don't think that was one of the albums.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  A glow in the dark in the home?

• 53:30Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I know, but I remember when I saw you go up, you were talking, you were working at Maury at the time, you were talking about it.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that was, uh...

• 53:37Speaker 03

  You worked at Maury?

• 53:38Speaker 02

  I was an intern at the Maury Povich show.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  Oh, interesting.

• 53:41Adam Friedland?

  I love that show so much, dude.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was great.

• 53:44Adam Friedland?

  Do you remember when the internet was just memes that just described what the picture was? It was no joke? And I remember there was one that was like, when you a Jewish, uh, N-word and you got the baddest Asian chick and the hood still fuck with you?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  I feel like that, that meme could have just been the picture of Maury and then just the N-word.

• 54:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  It would work the same.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  The N-word's doing all the lifting.

• 54:06Adam Friedland?

  Was he, was he?

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Maury called me gay in front of like a whole, a crowd.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Everyone, everyone come into the room real quick, I have something to say to Joe.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  No, it was like during a taping.

• 54:15Adam Friedland?

  Why, he called you gay while he was on stage?

• 54:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, so...

• 54:19Adam Friedland?

  When the audience did?

• 54:20Speaker 02

  The audience.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Did he read it off a little piece of paper he pulled out of an envelope?

• 54:23Speaker 02

  No, so what it was, was it was a, it was a... No, it was not, not, pretty close, actually. You open up the envelope.

• 54:31Speaker 03

  You're gay.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  The results are in.

• 54:35Adam Friedland?

  Your parents are crying.

• 54:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, my dad's like, look at his face.

• 54:40Adam Friedland?

  Celebrating.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Ah, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. No, so it was a, it was a geek to chic episode, which is like when, um.

• 54:48Adam Friedland?

  It was a G's to J's episode.

• 54:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. And so you, we were told by the producers, we were sitting, my friends and I were sitting in the, in the front row. And, um, we were told to like cheer for the women when they like walked by.

• 55:01Adam Friedland?

  When they, the hot version.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  The hot version, when they strut by in their bikinis or whatever.

• 55:05Adam Friedland?

  Did you boo the ugly version?

• 55:06Speaker 02

  So, no, the, the hot one, I just like, I was doing a bit where I was like, kind of, I was pretending to be frightened of them. Like they walked by and then he stopped, he stopped the taping and he was getting his like makeup done. So he came out with like wearing a makeup bib. And was like, Joe, like she's a beautiful woman, stop acting gay. And then the whole crowd was like, oh, yes, it was.

• 55:26Adam Friedland?

  And the hood fucked with that?

• 55:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, they, they, it didn't make the air, but it was, it was a core memory. It was hilarious.

• 55:32Adam Friedland?

  I would have killed myself.

• 55:33Speaker 03

  Do you ever see, do you remember when Sean Patton and Sean O'Connor and a different guy went on Tyra Banks's show?

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Oh, the, the, it's the thing guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  With the, and they had like Sean O'Connor had like a whale puppet.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  And then like, they were like trying to set comedians up. Like it was like women have hard time meeting guys. So we got three comedians.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Because women say a sense of humor. And so then they're all, they all acted as weird as possible. So like Sean Patton goes to a bar with somebody, he's like, he's like, yeah, I want to pitch some jokes I'm working on. You know, and the jokes are like just the most offensive, you know, things.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  So prolapse.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  He's like, this black bitch is, you know, I mean, it's like, you know, I forget what it was. But I brought it up to him one time and he was like mortified.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  Dude was so funny.

• 56:16Adam Friedland?

  My, a friend of a friend, her brother was a producer on Tyra. And they had an episode where a lady, they were like, a lady had two vaginas. And so Tyra talked to her and then they got all these like letters and calls that like, they were like, I also have two vaginas. And, uh, so they had a follow-up episode. And he told me that the intro, Tyra was like looking at camera and she goes, behind me, I have nine women and 18 vaginas.

• 56:47Adam Friedland?

  Apparently she's a nut.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Do you ever see the one where she, she like, it was like April Fool's Day and she pretends she got bit by a dog?

• 56:56Speaker 02

  She like tells this, she comes out and she's acting all like shaken up and she tells the crowd.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  It wasn't a good show because she comes off like heartless. She seems like she doesn't really care about anybody.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Nor does she like know how anything works. Yeah, so she's just acting strangely, but it's April Fool's Day or whatever. So everyone knows that like it's a, like she's doing a bit.

• 57:15Adam Friedland?

  But it's not even a good.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  And then she like, she goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just need some water. And then you see her like take a pill.

• 57:22Adam Friedland?

  Oh, she throws up blood?

• 57:23Speaker 02

  No, it was just like Alka Seltzer. She started.

• 57:25Adam Friedland?

  Foaming.

• 57:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was one episode where they had like, it was, it was a guy that worked on the show. It was like either an intern or producer or something that wanted to like propose to his girlfriend. And so he decided to propose to her on the show, but they were going to trick her. And so they film it where he goes to like meet up with her and then he starts breaking up with her on camera. And this woman's like, like reacting and then he's like, actually, I'm just kidding. Like, do you want to get engaged? And she's just like, I, what?

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  You know?

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Did he yell tire prank? Cause that was what she yelled.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  I don't recall her yelling tire prank. I remember being like, I was a kid and I saw it and I'm like, this is fucked up. Yeah, I mean, it's like, stu.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Why would you do that?

• 58:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's, it's like, uh, that era was really good, but I think someone died from Jenny Jones, so they had to like pull it back.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  That was before that though.

• 58:18Adam Friedland?

  Was that before that?

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I think like, but that's like, for me, it was like. And that gets pinned on Jenny Jones and it's not even really like her fault.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  It's like those guys, those guys were, they were gay with each other. They were buttfucking each other anyways.

• 58:32Adam Friedland?

  Is that what they were doing?

• 58:33Speaker 03

  And then one of them took it too far.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  One of them outed the other, right? That was what the guy.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  Well, he said, I have a crush on you. Yeah, he was like, I have a crush on, I have a crush on my straight friend, but they were like, they flew there together, I think. He's like, I got something to tell you on Jenny Jones. And they were fucking each other in the hotel and they went on the show.

• 58:49Adam Friedland?

  Oh, so, yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  There was a show called Richard Bay.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  I think it was like a Nancy Pelosi's husband kind of situation. It wasn't.

• 58:55Adam Friedland?

  He, with a hammer?

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a date gone wrong. And they blamed it on Jenny Jones.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Just like the Pelosi thing. There was a show called Richard Bay that ruled because it was very similar to, um, it was very like, uh, you know, Jerry Springer, that type of show. But then it always ended. It then just turned into like Double Dare where they had to like work together to win a prize.

• 59:19Adam Friedland?

  Oh, this is a game show also?

• 59:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, at the very end. So they would be like dysfunctional families yelling at each other. And then it was like, well, we have a kiddie pool full of pudding and if you work together.

• 59:29Adam Friedland?

  And you find the prize.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they like would do it. It was great.

• 59:32Adam Friedland?

  It probably actually worked. It probably like resolved differences.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  That's like a form of therapy. People need to try.

• 59:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. No, I would just always associate those shows with being sick at home from school because those were, those shows were on all day long. And just like being in fourth grade and watching Jerry Springer and be like, this is awesome. Like this lady, this lady is, uh, is cheating on her boyfriend. Like, yeah. But I've missed that man every day. He was truly the best.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. The Steve Wilkos show was pretty good.

• 1:00:02Adam Friedland?

  That's, yeah, that, that one was, was a kind of peak.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, because he, he took what really worked about Jerry Springer.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  But then it was also so produced. I remember they had an episode where there was a guy that was like, I'm not, it was like the title of the episode was, I'm not gonna stop having sex with my 12 year old daughter.

• 1:00:18Adam Friedland?

  And then, yeah, then he'd take the chair away.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Of crows. That's one of those.

• 1:00:22Adam Friedland?

  The 12 year old daughter.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  He brings on, he brings on the guy, Steve Wilkos, and the guy's like, I'm not gonna stop. And Steve Wilkos just like takes a chair and his thing was throwing the chair into the.

• 1:00:32Adam Friedland?

  Well, he'd say that you don't have a chair anymore.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Into the flats and like having the chair stick into the flats.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  It's impressive.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Like the chair, and then he'd go, get the hell off my show.

• 1:00:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  And it's like, well, why you bring him on the show in the first place?

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Well, that's someone's job is to get him tickets.

• 1:00:48Adam Friedland?

  You were saying some shit about how like people would call and just say, hello, Maury?

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, that every, that was my job was the 800 number.

• 1:00:55Adam Friedland?

  Maury was taking the calls.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Hey, Maury. What's up? Yeah, no, that was try. I actually, I couldn't handle the phone calls because they were so like, it was too intimate, too fucked up. It was too sad.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  And so they were like, well, we have a whole room of Maury's mail that no one's-

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Personal mail?

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, like letters, like, like the letters that so my job, because no one else would do it, I got to sit in a room on a couch and open up letters and read them and then put them into bins that were categorized by show genre. So it'd be like, you know.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Drawings of Maury's penis, drawings of Patton Oswalt's penis.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, one, one bin was just-

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Then Maury comes in, "Who the fuck mixed up the Patton and Brian Posehn penis drawings?"

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  It was most of them, yeah.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  They have each other's penises. How many times do I have to tell you this?

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  It was that fag, wasn't it?

• 1:01:52Adam Friedland?

  It was showman.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  It was that fag.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  What if- Maury, you can't say that. At Tonight Show, we have a man from another dimension where faggot means [BLEEP].

• 1:02:13Adam Friedland?

  Was he, is he a cool guy?

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  He was, I mean, like, everyone was terrified of him, but like, I, yeah, I think he, he weirdly remembered me as the gay intern, but also because I was the only person who like, was brave enough to like knock on his door and ask for a photo with him, because everyone, we were told like, don't like look in-

• 1:02:35Adam Friedland?

  Don't look at the god, the king.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, but he was cool. I got a photo with him.

• 1:02:41Adam Friedland?

  He's funny?

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was, he's just like a-

• 1:02:43Adam Friedland?

  I mean, it was funny when he called you a-

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cool. That was hilarious. But I was hoping that they'd keep it in, but then we had to reshoot it and I had to like-

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  They're like, yeah.

• 1:02:56Adam Friedland?

  You should have taken it too far. You should have just started math for me.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  Everyone's shocked and you just quietly ejaculate on the floor. What?

• 1:03:07Adam Friedland?

  I'm not gay. I'm not gay.

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  It continues to seep out onto the floorboards. What?

• 1:03:12Adam Friedland?

  Crying and saying, "I'm not gay."

• 1:03:13Speaker 03

  What did I do wrong? I've never had a job before.

• 1:03:18Adam Friedland?

  I'm an intern.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  I'm 31 years old and this is my first job out of law school.

• 1:03:23Adam Friedland?

  I just got this American Apparel front zip hoodie. Cause I'm trying to make it a nerd comedy.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, watch my special. Watch my special.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  Watch your special.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  On Hulu, please.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  Um, what's your radio thing?

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Well, you guys talk about the movie Radio a lot.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Oh, Nick loves the movie Radio.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  So I, I haven't been able to use this idea ever. So this is my platform.

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  This is the place.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  I had an idea for a sequel to Radio.

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Where Radio has a younger brother who is even more... Well, no, well, I don't, I don't even, yeah, his name could be Video. Even more developmentally challenged.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Oh, even more?

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. And the whole movie is, is Video trying to convey something to Radio. And they're both just, there, a lot is, lots going on, but they're just, they cannot, he cannot communicate this message. And eventually, Radio realizes that Video, um, has gender dysphoria. And he helps him get a transition and it's Radio to Trans Sister.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, alright.

• 1:04:33Adam Friedland?

  You could have sold that, I think, six years ago.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  I think they would, they would have thrown money at that six years ago.

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  I should have done it then, shit.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, if that didn't win an Oscar, I mean, it's just... Yeah, I mean, that's... Living in the most racist country, but Trump wins. If the Trans Radio movie...

• 1:04:49Adam Friedland?

  Trump's gonna get reelected.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  Trans Radio.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Trans Sister Radio.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  Alright, thanks for joining us, everyone. Thank you, Joe.

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