Bobby's Car Crash

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, bad friends? I am doing one more show here in the year before 2026 is done and I don't go out until next year. I'm in St. Charles, which is St. Louis, Missouri, August 7th at the Ameristar Casino. St. Charles slash St. Louis. Come out and see me in Missouri, August 7th. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Hey, we have new merch.

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  Merch, merch.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  They got these shirts. This is my favorite shirt.

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  This is an artist that worked with us here on Bad Friends. He submitted and we said, we gotta put that on a shirt. And this is incredible. You go to badfriendsmerch.com to buy this. Badfriendsmerch.com. Go get it. It comes in black and?

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Red.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  Badfriendsmerch.com.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  So what's going on?

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  We have ET and Clayface in the cover booth right now.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he stands up now?

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please?

• 1:33Speaker 03

  Why don't you?

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  You look like an aerial view of Iran. I mean, there's explosions.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  It's stumbled, but you still got through there.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  They're just little stickers like every teenager uses.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay. You're 40.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  I'm 39.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're 40.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you're 40.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  That's the same thing. That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What scale of your life do you go? You round up automatically versus when you start rounding down?

• 2:00Speaker 03

  38.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Thirty-eight, you start rounding up. Yeah, you have. No, I think thirty-five, at thirty-five, I was like, I'm almost forty.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're forty.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  You're forty.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  I know, it just feels weird.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm sixty.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  That's.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sixty.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  The most, that's the most true thing he said.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm sixty.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  He's sixty years old.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  And I'm fifty.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  You're fifty. You're for sure fifty.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm fifty. I look fifty, I act fifty. My body feels fifty.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  And guess what I did yesterday?

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Two things happened.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got, I got caught. I got caught.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Doing what?

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  I got caught, dude.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Getting caught sucks.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, getting caught sucks, dude.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Um, I thought I could get away with it, is what I did.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  What did you do, dude?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  So I was at the Comedy Store Friday night, and I took my car, and I, for some reason, thought it was in forward.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  But it was in reverse.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  And who'd you hit?

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  And I, plus, you know what I mean, the gas, right?

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Right, the pedal, yeah.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  The gas pedal.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Like any sixty-year-old would do.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  It does sound like an old guy.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  And I crashed into a car.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Whose car?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me finish.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  I put it in forward, and I just left.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  And there was cameras.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, I didn't know that.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  So at around, so at around midnight, Joe, the Comedy Store manager, goes, "You got caught."

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "What do you mean?" And he goes, "We have it on video."

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  We got it.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, then Steph Tolliver texts me late at night, and she goes, "I saw it."

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life."

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  It's her car?

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Whose car?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Ricky.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Rick Ingram?

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  I know. So then, what I do is, and then, here's the thing. The thing is, is that.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  You were gonna get out.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  But then Joe says something very interesting. He said, so Steph saw it, but she didn't rat me out. They just drove away. They said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, "Did you see it?" And the guy said my name and ratted me out, and I asked Joe for the name, and he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm gonna find out.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  You don't know who it is?

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who it is.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna find out.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna find out. And then I call Rick, and I go, "I guess I got caught."

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Hello?

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Hello?

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey dude, you're on Bad Friends.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  I have to, I have to-

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Who's it? Who are you talking to?

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Who do you think?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Rick or Joe?

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  The man's car that you hit.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Rick, how much, how much damage is on the car?

• 4:50Speaker 04

  I mean, at this point, it doesn't look like almost any. It's like just a dent, because we apparently have security guards who buff out bumpers on the car.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Someone fixed your car at the store?

• 5:07Speaker 04

  Dude, I never even got to see the damage. I, I, I saw the video of it.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, you asked for the video though, no?

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  I heard you asked for the video.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I heard that you asked, "Let me see the video."

• 5:26Speaker 04

  I said, yeah, I said, "Is there a video of this?" And he said, "Yeah, we can pull that up." And it's, it's, it's fairly crazy.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Why, why is it crazy?

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Why? What happened?

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Because it just, you, you hit the car pretty hard.

• 5:45Speaker 04

  And then you just kind of pull forward and then back up, and then just like re-park. And then he gets out and then uh driver's side or passenger side?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Passenger side. Cause I was so close to your car, I couldn't get out.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  After hitting it, he parked very close to it.

• 6:07Speaker 04

  And then climbed out the passenger side door and then went inside. What I find amazing is like, there's like eight or nine people who all witnessed this.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  Nobody says a word.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Nice. Yeah. Except for one person, I'm going to find that person out. There was one person that said it was Bobby Lee, but I, I saw, I know that eight witnesses could shut their mouth and those aren't rats.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  No, they are rats. Cause as soon as they saw me, they were like, Bobby Lee hit your car.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  No, seriously, how many people?

• 6:41Speaker 04

  I mean, five or six people immediately.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Was Steph Toll of one of them?

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  Was Steph Toll of one?

• 6:49Speaker 04

  Um, no, she didn't tell me.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. She's not a rat!

• 6:53Speaker 04

  She, yeah, the, these were like people who work there.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm going to get a list. I'm going to call Joe.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  They were all so scared to say something to Bobby. They don't want to offend, you know, the famous person who talks to them sometimes.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Obviously they're not that scared because they.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  They, they risk it all.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  They saw me and then they were like, wait, he might actually, one at a time eliminate each of us from this planet.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  You do have a little school shooter vibes, a little bit.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, then I text you, what I, I texted you, I texted you, um, how much does it take? What do you need? I'll Venmo you, whatever you need, I'll take it. And you said, no.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't, I don't need that thing. I mean, my car already sucks.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a nice car.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  But just get a new car because of Bobby. Lee him get you a new car. I would say.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. He said it would be cool.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  I would say.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  That's insane!

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  And the fans of this show would agree, I think you should buy him a new car. I think it's the right move. Because what happens when you hit, when you hit someone's car, one little nudge, what year is it?

• 8:00Speaker 04

  Man, this thing's a classic. A 2013 Toyota Camry.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  13 Camrys. Yeah. You can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at the midpoint where if any slight dinger accident could render the car totaled.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  You could look it up.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  Exactly. This is why I didn't want to take it in, because that's the last thing I need.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  They'll total it, right?

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll make it up to you, though.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  I think he, I think whatever, so Rick, start looking for a new car for your family.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, Rick, Rick, I will make it up to you in a different way.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  I think you should give him a new vehicle.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, we'll talk about it with Rick personally, him and I.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  We're doing it right now.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  I think what I'm gonna give him is gonna be better than a vehicle. A spaceship.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  Guys, all, listen, all this, I, I can't wait for all of the rewards.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna get so many rewards, dude, you'll see. You're gonna get rewarded, you know what I mean? More than Chris Rock gave you.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  More than Chris Rock gave you.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  All right, buddy. Thank you, Rick. I'll talk to you later, dude.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, buddy.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, buddy.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Later, dude.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Follow Rick Ingram, very funny comic.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  One of, if not the, one of the funniest working comedians here.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go. Joe, the fucking manager at the Comedy Store.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  Hey, dude.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Joe, it's Bobby. You're on Bad Friends, the, um, kind of famous podcast.

• 9:14Speaker 05

  What's it called?

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends?

• 9:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, have you heard of it?

• 9:19Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So you're out here with Santino, and I want to ask you, um, what did I do Friday night?

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Okay, you want me to tell the truth?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  Okay, so, uh, you left the Comedy Store, you started to, realized you got your phone.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  Came, got your phone.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:39Speaker 05

  And you, you backed into Rick Ingram's car.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it would, so everyone knew about it, but I think you?

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I knew about it. When I hear a crash, I go, whoa.

• 9:54Speaker 05

  I, well, that's when you speak up, but...

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't speak up.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  That is when you speak up.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't speak up. You try to get away with it.

• 10:04Speaker 05

  Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but it's, it's his car.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand that, I understand that. Well, you saw the tape, and you, and now, I, I, I've owned up to it.

• 10:14Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what I need to know is who the rat is.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  Okay, uh, they're, one of the security guys, and Rick just said, hey, I heard my car.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  No, Rick, we just talked to Rick on the podcast. He said there were six people.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's a lot of rats.

• 10:29Speaker 05

  Well, there were probably a lot of people, because people came in and say, yeah, it was Bobby, and I said...

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  And I want to know a list of people that went in and said it was me.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  I don't know that I can name them all right now, but do you remember when I when I closed your door? I didn't know that that had happened. Rick said it, that you hit his car and said, no, I I watched him drive away. I didn't know that it already happened.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  It had already happened, yeah.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  Can I say that Rick has not responded to my texts saying, hey, here's what I what what happened? And Bobby's good about it and he has not even responded to me.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  We just called him. Bobby agreed on the podcast to get him a new car.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I did not. I did not do that. I'm gonna give him other thing.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  No, a car.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, anyway, thank you, Joe. And I would like a list of the people that ratted me out. That's all I want.

• 11:11Speaker 05

  Okay, you got it.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. Bye bye.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, Joe.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  We love Joe.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  We love Joe.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  You got caught.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  I got caught.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do?

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  Nothing?

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Nothing?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely nothing.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  What could you do?

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, all I can do is like, what are the damages? Give me the the the price and I'll pay it.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  He said nah.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Because he's hungry.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Case closed.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Now reopen it.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Straight to her moves. Keep it closed.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  No, open it up.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  No, please open it.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  All right, so that's the first thing. The second thing is I did a 24 fast yesterday. 24 hour, I mean.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  You didn't eat for a whole day?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Why are you doing that? Are you trying to get into fasting?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  So you're on GLP ones and you're fasting?

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, I I quit the GLP ones. Ah, there he is, my guy, dude. What's up, man? How are you, dude? There he is, dude. Yeah, he looks like a fucking future nurse.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  I love him.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love him too. Look at him.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Doc always stands on business.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Good stuff. Simple, basic, clean.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, white gray. Yeah, what's up, man?

• 12:17Speaker 03

  How you feeling, dog?

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm pretty good, dude.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Doc is back. Doc is, uh, Doc is wearing what all Filipino nurses wear on their downtime.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's how I do it, you know? I like to connect with single.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  You know, you do look sharp. The shoe, the shoes are nice.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  I like the shoes.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Oh, appreciate it.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  I love your Harry Potter glasses. Doc, I just finished a 24 hour fast.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  It was hard.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Very different.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  And then what I've been doing now is I bought a thousand dollars worth of sardines from all over the world.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  Oh, you're doing the, oh, wow.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Sardines, broccoli sprouts, um, bone broth, uh, blueberries.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, am I doing the right thing? Yeah, so. Yeah, yeah. Definitely recipe for diarrhea.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, but they say that this is the way.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  Is this, is this from the blue zones? Is that what you're doing? You're doing the diet from the blue zones?

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I've been, just my TikTok algorithm is just saying. I thought you was going on a keto diet with the sardines only. What's a keto?

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  It's close to keto.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But well, he'd mentioned all that other stuff. Yeah, so I've been, yeah.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Keto, keto is fats and oils, proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds and fruits.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of walnuts. So the 24 hours you went without water and? No, I did water with a little bit of Celtic sea salt. Okay.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Celtic.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Celtic. Well, that's the name.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Celtic?

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  The Boston Celtics.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, well, why don't we don't call them the Boston Celtic Celtics then?

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  They probably are.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  We've just mispronounced it for a long time.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, you know.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  The Boston Celtics.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, so but Celtic?

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  No, it's, it's Celtic salt.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Celtic salt.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  Austin Celtics.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's true? So was you taking a Celtic salt because in your mind you believe it's more healthier? No, yeah. Well, there's also something, something called Baja Gold.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a salt.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Put a little bit in there with water.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  What about lemon? Don't you do lemon water?

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't do any lemon, so Baja Gold.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  You mean Himalayan sea salt?

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Himalayan's good too. That's the third grade. Okay. Okay, so that's what I did all day, drank water. Third world country when it comes to salts. That's the information. Okay. All right. So what do you think of this? All right. Just sardines, right? Bone broth. Right? Some veggies like broccoli sprouts, spinach, stuff like that for fiber.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  And then a breakfast burrito the next day.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. This is, I, dude, this morning I opened up a can of the worst sardines. They taste so awful.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  They're all bad.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I poured it on a plate and I ate every little, with the bones and everything. Water.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Water or oil? Olive oil. Oh, olive oil, yeah. Yeah, that's game, right? Yeah, that's game. We're all game on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  What are you looking to do?

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Yeah, this is like a, I don't know, what the fuck? Going with this cuz it went from fasting, but he's still eating healthy regardless.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  So I did twenty four hours and the next meal I had was what I just told you.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Did you feel good after?

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  I felt great. I went to sleep.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Waited two hours, right? This morning I had a can of sardines, the best kind.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  That's all you've had is sardines and coffee?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Your toilet's gonna break.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  Sardines and coffee is gonna run through you like a river.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I got some, um, like really fancy Greek yogurt tonight. I'm gonna do a little smoothie with blueberries.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  What did, who did this?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Who, who, who did you?

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Who got you into this?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  You're, what are you?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  I went on TikTok. My algorithms kept saying, you know, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna do this. And now I'm obsessed with it. And I've, I've looked up every best sardine in the world, canned salmon, and this is what I'm doing for the next week. Well, you know why he's doing the yogurt cuz he's getting the.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  He needs the, he needs the probiotics.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  I need the probiotics and kimchi and sauerkraut as well. I've, I've ordered.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Love sour.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You own it. Yeah, I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on, dude. What you got? I'm a believer, dude.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, we're on.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I believe what you believe about, cuz I saw it. What did you see? You know what I saw? What the fuck you saw? What did you see? Look at me right now, dude. I'm looking at you. But I'm gonna do. I saw, look at my hand, dude. I fucking saw it, dude.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Disclosure day.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Oh, you saw it? I fucking saw it, dude, and now I'm a believer, brother. Hold on, fuck you. I'm a believer, dude. Bobby's so goddamn Hollywood.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  It took Steven Spielberg a year ago. He knows, dude. He knows, okay. Yeah, he's a religion. Well, he's, he's high into it. He's high into it and also there's themes in all of his movies. He's been trying to tell us for years, dude. Yeah, I mean, disclosure day, dude.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  What's the day?

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Just so uncomfortable. We don't know when. You have this? You know what this means, dude? Yeah.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  That's the alien artifact.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a alien. You see a movie?

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What is that? He grabs an alien artifact and he does this, dude. In disclosure day, dude. Spoiler alert, goddamn.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  That's in the trailer, dude. It's in the fucking trailer, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  I didn't watch it.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  I saw it.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  It's not a good movie. You shouldn't be. I didn't watch it either. Did you like it?

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  I'd heard it wasn't good.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Filmmaking is amazing.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Filmmaking is superb.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Look at him sucking Spielberg's dick.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Music superb. But when I walked out of it, I went, what?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  He's a film school buff. That's what he gonna do?

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what he gonna do.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  But it's phony, cuz you know, you know it's not a good movie.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  That's what he gonna do.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  It's a boomer movie, you know?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  It's a boomer movie.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I should go.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Dan X boomer.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  I should go.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  We're boomers. Wait, give me Box Office Mojo. A hundred and sixty million, that's real bad. They thought that was gonna make a shitload.

• 17:54Speaker 05

  No, I think it's good.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  Click on the Box Office Mojo logo, take it back to the homepage real fast.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  To see what the...

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  I just wanna see, zoom in, I just wanna see now what obsession is at. Click on it. Three thirty-three. Oh my god. And by the time this pod comes out, it'll be four hundred.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  That's mind-bending.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  It's mind-bending, because disclosure day costs two hundred million to make.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  They're never gonna make their money back. Two hundred million was the budget, then they, marketing and everything, they're probably, they're gonna be in the hole.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Cuz you got somebody from the outside in trying to...

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  No, inside out. Yeah, inside out, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Spielberg knows something.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Spielberg knows something, though.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  No, I would give him that.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  You give him that?

• 18:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll give him that.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you have to think that he's close with the Obamas. You know what I mean? He's been there.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  You think the Obamas are aliens?

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, he looked at the files.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  What files?

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  The, you know, the extraterrestrial files, dude. No, but I, I do, it did give me something, where I think that he knows something.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Spielberg does.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I think that, like, maybe there is.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Give me a list of Spielberg films from top to bottom, and then we can see if there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that he wants us to figure out. Do you know what I mean? Maybe his entire career, he's been layering it into us, and we're just blind, and now you finally...

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to, I can tell you what they are.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't know all of them.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  I know all of the alien ones.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Most Encounters of the Third Kind.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna talk about that.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  E.T.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  E.T., yes.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Holtergeist.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's not an alien movie.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  Now, E.T. does look like the fake mommy.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  That they say is fake. From Mexico. They're from Peru. Peru, I mean.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  These are all, these are all alien films.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Same thing.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and then we got.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  The Color Purple, that's an alien film.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how. Well, if that's the case, then Amasat too.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Go, go down, keep going down. AI.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Schindler's List.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Minority Report is a, no, that's not Alien.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  War of the Worlds for sure.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Um, what do we got? Then he did a bunch of stuff that.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  And Disclosure Day. Well, he also has the encounters.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  Close to Counters of the Third Kind.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. He has encounters on Netflix, documentary on Netflix. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's where he first revealed, that's where it was first revealed, the, uh, prey of man and species, that's a. Yeah, so at any time I can go.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  And speak in alien language. And you'll be able to understand it, because some people do. Well, either that or you're talking to somebody in Africa.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  It could be either one. Yeah, you might be saying some hot shit, and they're like, oh, fuck, this guy bobby up when I say it. No, no, this is, that, no, that was in the movie.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  You start clicking.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, that was in the movie. I'm just doing the movie, I'm not doing it African style. Right, right, but that's, but even when I saw that, I did remember that part, and I was like, it's kind of racist, but I'm a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, maybe. You called my name?

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. Bantu.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Bantu.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Bantu does it. Zulu and Zocha.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you know what tribe you're from, or no?

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm from. That's a good question. That's a good question, dude. Can we go to hereditary.com? Not hereditary. Seventy-seven percent.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Congolese?

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, somewhere around there. You're seventy percent, seventy-seven percent? Yeah. Condolees. Yeah, and eighteen percent white. Well, I'm ten percent Japanese. You are? Yeah, so I think there were some.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What, what? NoCD. Oh my god, I have OCD.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, I do too. And have you ever had a thought that just won't leave you alone? You know, like something weird or dark or completely like unfounded? It's out of character, it's out of nowhere, and your brain is just like hitting you in the head with it for some reason. And you try to feel better and you don't know how to get rid of it. Well, that's because you got OCD, okay?

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  You know, and OCD, it seems like stereotypes, they say, uh, people being organized. That's completely wrong, okay? I'm telling you, sometimes you get these persistent thoughts, right Bob?

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, unwanted, intrusive, distressing thoughts that often get stuck in your mind. They tend to latch on to things you care about most, which can bring up a lot of guilt and shame.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it really does. And then you feel driven to do certain behaviors, try to make those thoughts stop or change, even though that might not be possible. But OCD is one of the most treatable mental health conditions out there. If you get the right kind of specialized therapy. And OCD needs ERP or exposure and response prevention, which is proven to be the most effective treatment.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  And that's why I want to tell you guys about NoCD, because this is something they can help with.

• 22:36Andrew Santino?

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• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of Americans.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get it. To learn more about starting OCD therapy with NoCD, go to nocd.com/friends and book a free call with their team.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

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• 23:03Andrew Santino?

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• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  I had a testosterone funeral for all my testosterone. And I'll tell you this, Mars men, they're alive again.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

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• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  They're not funny.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

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• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Give me one, give me one.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Phoenu Greek.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

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• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  They got a lot of good stuff in here. All jokes aside about Mars men, if you're feeling exhausted and tired all day, if you're one of those people where the tea feels like it might have dropped a little bit, high cortisol is probably the issue, okay?

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

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• 23:58Andrew Santino?

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• 24:16Bobby Lee?

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• 24:22Andrew Santino?

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• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Cash App! So one time I got scammed.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  You got scammed?

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did. A guy showed up at my house. I was living in La Jolla, right?

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I remember that.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember this post story, right? And he goes, hey, I'll give, you know, my car got dispossessed, right? Give me this money and I'll give it to you back, right? But back then, there was no internet, but back then I would have used Cash App, right? Because then I wouldn't have got scammed.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and they have security lock. That's the best part, man. Keeping your money safe from fraud deserves to be a high priority. Cash App treats it just like that. Don't be like Bobby, give your money out to a guy in La Jolla who says his car broke down. With security lock, Cash App requires a successful face ID or biometric authentication to access your account. It's your money is protected. It's like your own little personal bodyguard, even if your phone is lost or stolen.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Plus, if you're about to send money to someone new and Cash App notices something that looks a little bit off, or you might be falling for a scam, it will send you a warning before the money is sent to confirm that everything looks right. Turn on the security lock in your...

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  App today, your Cash App setting.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  Pay attention to scam warnings to keep your money safe from fraud. You can learn more at cash.app/ security. New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Cash App is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash Apps Bank Partners. Visit cash.app/ legal/podcast for full disclosures.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you're from, you're Congolese?

• 25:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from the Congo.

• 25:54Speaker 04

  I had a lot of, I did my DNA.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, people, some people don't know.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  He could be Congo.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  And 3% Asian, Latino and Latino.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, Asian and Latino?

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  From the waist down.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  From the shoes, from the shoes.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  From the shoes.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Cause where they were made. Anyway, uh. No, uh, I showed some of, I'm from the tribes from the, from, from Louisiana. I know that. It's just a bunch of shit, man. I did.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Stop. I gotta do some talking here. What the fuck do you mean? There are tribes in Louisiana?

• 26:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, like the, the Indian indigenous tribe.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, those tribes. I thought, I thought, I thought you mean the Condoleezes.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  From Sri Lanka. I got people over there. I got people in, uh, South America, Puerto Rico. So I showed this whole thing where I was looking at my own 23andMe.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  Chitij Macha tribe of Louisiana.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Shuta tribe of Louisiana. Jenna Band. Sounds like a porn star. Of Choctaw.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  And I found out I was, uh, the, uh, part of the lineage of Fair, uh, Ramsey.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Farrakhan?

• 27:02Speaker 04

  No, Ramsey's the third.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's crazy.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Farrakhan.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  So you're a mixture of people?

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm royalty up in this bitch. I'm a fucking.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't know about that.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  No, nothing.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes, you're your.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  You're royalty to us.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  I'm getting a little bit of ominous in this bitch.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  Oh, speaking of which, I found out I got a sister through, through the 23andMe.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Where's she at?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Where's she at?

• 27:30Speaker 04

  She's in Detroit.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  And have you contacted her?

• 27:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause she was, uh, my uncle's daughter.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  So your, your uncle.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  Isn't her father.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, so she wound up being my father's daughter.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  And it's your br- it's your dad's brother?

• 27:49Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  It was your mom's brother?

• 27:51Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  Your mom had a kid with her brother?

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, start from the beginning.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  My father had.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm kidding, I'm fucking.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  My father had a kid with her mother.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, so in other words.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  So there's some cheating going on?

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was something.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wait a minute.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  Waking up brotherly love.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  How old is this sister?

• 28:05Speaker 04

  She's two years younger than me.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever met her?

• 28:08Speaker 04

  That was right when my mother and father had separated in a, in a little spat that they had.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you met her?

• 28:14Speaker 04

  No, she's, I just told you. She was, she was. At first she was my cousin, now she's my sister.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  So, yes, he's.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Imagine that.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  So, all this time, I thought she was my cousin. I was like, oh, no, no.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel closer now to her?

• 28:27Speaker 04

  I've, I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew, because when, before he died, he was like, "Make sure you take care of her."

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  You sure dad Darth Vader?

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Is that?

• 28:40Speaker 04

  Might as well be.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's Anakin Skywalker, your father?

• 28:44Speaker 04

  Twenty-three and me is crazy, because they're not.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know what it is.

• 28:46Speaker 04

  That through ancestry, I found out that my grandfather isn't my mother's father.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait, let him finish. Say it again?

• 28:54Speaker 04

  My grandfather isn't my mother's father.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Whom is he?

• 28:59Speaker 04

  I don't know. We, we still trying to, I, I just, I just said, fuck it. I, I, I cut all of it off. I just, I just quit twenty-three and me and ancestry. I'm like, I don't even want to fucking deal with this. This is insane right now.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I want to do it.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  I've done it.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  Find out some shit, you're like, fuck.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  You find out, no one in your family is your family?

• 29:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  But would that even matter?

• 29:18Speaker 04

  I don't think so. I, but I do feel like,

• 29:22Speaker 04

  part of me is like, man, you know, I, I should, should have, because they were reaching out to me. The other side, they were like, who the fuck are you? It was this whole batter, back and forth, like this. And I feel like now that I cut off the, but I cut the websites off because they had these leaks with the data and the information. And this breach, yeah, with twenty-three and me and stuff, but I'm like, at this point, I'm like.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  They're out there.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  They went to Congress, they proved that they leaked that shit and nothing happened.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Nobody cares. No one gives.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  See, they know my shit.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  You're out, you're.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm out there.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. This, I love how Apple does commercials for security. And you're like, but you already sold us up the river.

• 29:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  What's the difference?

• 30:00Speaker 05

  I turn. Disclosure day doesn't work, because it's all based on like something that if you were to know, if you would put a news thing that said, this is real, the whole world would be cool.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Like, nobody cares.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 30:12Speaker 05

  And nobody cares. Like, the whole premise of the movie is that if you get it out.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  And this is on the news, on a old TV, like, station news.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  Everybody would, like, look at it, say, "Oh, yeah, that's true."

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  And then everybody will be cool.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  Right. The internet now is giving you ten different opinions.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  And you're allowed to start eating sardines and blueberries all day. Without any basis of health reality.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Are you saying, are you saying that if they knew, like, CNN, all the legacy media outlets, right?

• 30:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Were saying the same thing. Like, this is real footage of aliens that we've tortured.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  People wouldn't care.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Some people will care and others will say, "Okay."

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Who doesn't care? What kind of person wouldn't care?

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're, come on.

• 30:52Speaker 05

  You're a movie. That movie's for you.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  The media now is so twisted. There's things that happen in front of us and we still don't believe it's real. Well, you know what I think? It doesn't even, people thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. It's preposterous. But I'm saying it's because there's so much noise, nobody knows what's real.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  All right, you don't even want to get me into that, but, uh, because, you know, Carlos and I, so...

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  This is my point.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean, my point is, is that just don't even get me started.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  I won't. But what I'm saying is, is that, that is true.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  It's just there's too much...

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  That is true. That's a truism, what you said. But what I'm saying is, is that, that's a significant thing, right? If, because that would mean that they're coming down. So you're saying to me right now, if there was an alien, they came down and was just, had his arm around Trump, "What's that?"

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  They did that. At UFC 250.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Josh Holcomb.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Josh Holcomb did that, right? And he said that Michelle Obama was a man.

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Right.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  Easy. What did he say? She had a penis? Is that what he said?

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  No, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, this was AI. I, I, I, dude, look at my phone, dude. You're gonna look at my phone right now.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  That's his screensaver.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  It's not my screensaver, but literally look at my phone right now, dude.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Go back real fast. Just go back real fast to twenty... Uh, 23andMe data leak compromised the personal and genetic information of roughly seven million people. And I was one of them. Yeah, what?

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  That's on my phone.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  I know you have the photo. We just found it on the internet. What the fuck does that do?

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Because this, I'm, I'm into Doc's frequency.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we're frequenting each other.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Stop eating anchovies.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Sardines.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, either way.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, sardines.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  No, but I think that...

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  No, nothing.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  No, in the end though.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing disclosure day, dude.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, summon. I'm telling you this, the legacy media, people don't ingest it the way they used to. So even if they all said it, everyone at home would go, ah, fuck them, they're in it together.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Well, even if they introduced them, I think this whole world after so long would just be like Guardians, Guardians of the Galaxy and, uh, Bright. You ever seen Bright?

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  On fucking, on Netflix with Will Smith.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Like, after a while, people would just be like, man, fuck these motherfucker. Why is they?

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. When they work together.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like, uh, there would just be this whole.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't this movie atrocious?

• 33:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  It got, it got just lit up.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  You saw that movie?

• 33:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I watched it.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Was this post, this was pre-slap or post-slap?

• 33:25Speaker 04

  It was, uh, it was.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  Pre.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Pre-slap?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  He could get away with this. Isn't that funny?

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  He could make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten because he was so beloved. He does that now. We're talking about it.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  That's Will Smith's Pluto Nash right there.

• 33:40Speaker 04

  Fuck a whore.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is, no, this is, uh.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what you're saying is, is that if there's alien colonies that land on planet Earth and they start like.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  I think, nobody cares.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  No one would care.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  The premise is that this, they've been here for.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  They have.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  Years and years.

• 33:56Speaker 04

  Right. So I, if I look at it, I look at it kinda like, you ever read The Prince by Nicola Machiavelli?

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I haven't read it.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  I have his album though, Purple Rain, Purple Rain.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  And it's, it's very good.

• 34:09Speaker 04

  But in chapter three of, of, of The Prince, right? They, he talks about how like when somebody comes in and takes over a region, what they wanna do is, the best thing for them to do is to allow the people to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything, and to go amongst them and live with them. So that's what I would think what is happening to us.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here. They already like, and then they just gonna come out and they gonna be like, hey. I want to introduce you. Come on out, fucking prayer man is. You know what? Bigfoot, come on the fuck out of here.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Bigfoot's part of it?

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Is the Loch Ness monster too?

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's a UFO. He's an intelligent species. He ain't.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  The Loch Ness monster?

• 34:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, hey.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  If you would stick up with that Loch Ness monster, see how Bobby is? He always gotta go.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's in Machiavelli's book. I don't think Bigfoot is in that.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  No, no, no, but the whole point of that in chapter three is that, like, they live amongst us.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  The Kraken, all that, okay.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  So that brings in hybrids. Hybrids make sense.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 35:09Speaker 04

  Pretty, pretty much.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  I'm a hybrid, bro.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you just said he was Korean in part, uh, Vietnamese. What the fuck? Japanese, Japanese, ten percent Japanese, yeah, yeah. Don't let us get started. This is gonna be conspiracy pod now.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah, this is a conspiracy theory.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  Well, well, I mean, the information we presenting so far is not most, is not conspiracy. It's just the information that they're giving us.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that is conspiracy. We, it has been conspired. That information is because of conspiracy. That's why it's the alternative to what's going on.

• 35:38Speaker 04

  It depends on what you're reading, right?

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, I know, but then, yes, everything is a conspiracy. That's the point. Okay, look, here's.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Apropos, apropos to nothing. Hey, are you?

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, apropos to what?

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Apropos to nothing.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  What does that even mean?

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  He's saying, he's saying, he's transitioning into something else.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go back to apropos of nothing.

• 35:58Speaker 04

  I never asked you this.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Why are you pointing?

• 36:00Speaker 04

  What? Is your name Robert Lee? Are you named after the general or is your name just Bobby Lee?

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  His name is Robert.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  No, don't, don't, don't answer that. Hey, fuck you, man. Yeah, yeah, fuck you, man.

• 36:12Speaker 04

  I thought we was on the same frequency.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  We had an alien frequency, but I don't know, man. You're on fish frequency right now, dude.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  You're the one from the tribe down south.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, you know, Robert and Bobby is.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Young Lee is my name.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna give you my social security though, okay?

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  Put it up on the screen right here. Four, six, four, twenty-six, nineteen, eighteen.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you ask?

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Because Bobby is sharp for Robert, right?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  So is your, is.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Do black

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Do black people do that where we have like 10 names for one name? Do you ever do that?

• 36:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I call you Tino.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm saying, I'm saying, no, no, that's, no, no, that I love.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  That's the type of shit I fucking love. No, I'm saying, white people will be like, William is also Bill. Like, Richard is Dick. Sometimes William is Dick, is Bill, these are all, black people don't do that, right?

• 37:03Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Like Bob is Robert is also

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Richard is Rick.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  Rick, Richard, Dick, William, Bob, Bill. They're all kind of this, for some reason, they all get like meshed. Black people don't do that. That's why your names are so complex. It's

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  You were Doc.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  On your birth certificate, it just says DOC.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not his birth name.

• 37:20Speaker 03

  No, that's not my birth name.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  What's your birth name?

• 37:22Speaker 03

  William. You knew that?

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  How do you not know?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know that!

• 37:26Speaker 03

  I got the same name as Bill Burr.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  Some people call me Bill, some people call me Will.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  I can call you Bill.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  Call me what the fuck you want to call me. You know, it's people who call me that. Like, if I go to certain white people, Tino.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  They'd be like, hey, Bill, come through. I'm like, alright.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  You call him Bill?

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  I have.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  I've never called you Bill, ever.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Well, why would you?

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you don't, you didn't even fucking know that was his name? So you just would call him a name you don't even know?

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Doc!

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  That's the name that you're for, you're, yes, that's how you know.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  I was conditioned with Doc.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's a conditioning system.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  You know, my Tino family call me?

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:03Speaker 03

  My Uncle Pete.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  What does he call?

• 38:05Speaker 03

  My T O Pete, he calls me Willie Boy. Willie Boy, what you doing?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Willie Boy. If I called you Willie Boy?

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, that's not gonna work the same. I don't think you can call a black dude Willie Boy. In public.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  If I get his permission, I could.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't think it's gonna go over well publicly.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  He's Korean.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you in a group outside and we go, hey, Willie Boy, get over here. I don't know if that's gonna work.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  If it was your mom, everybody'd be like, what the fuck, this goddamn Karen out here.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'll do apropos to nothings too. Apropos to nothing. What's your shoe size?

• 38:36Speaker 03

  Seven, eight.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Eight, we know that.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  Judd apropos to nothing. We know. No, but that's what's interesting about like the the your name is what white guys do with white names.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? That's what white guys do with white names. But I see that more often not. Black dudes don't have five variations of the same name.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  No, we get nicknames.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  You get nicknames.

• 39:02Speaker 04

  Based on whatever your physical disability is.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  If I was growing up in your neighborhood, right? And I had three toes missing, what would be my?

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  They'd be like, tiptoe, come on up in this bitch.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I just had two nubs and I walk in, what's up Willie? Willie boy, what's up? Right, what would you call me?

• 39:25Speaker 04

  I don't know. If you had two nubs, oh, no arms?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no arms.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Oh shit, there's a comedian on social media called Trey Nubs. And that's.

• 39:36Speaker 04

  I don't know what to say.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's look up Trey Nubs.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Let's look up Trey Nubs, dude. Shout out to Trey Nubs.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up Trey Nub?

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 39:44Speaker 04

  Yo, he's so.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know that.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Funny dude, he got some funny.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so that's.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  That is so funny.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  Rock, paper, scissors?

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he wins every.

• 39:53Speaker 04

  I follow him on the gram, that's my dog, I like to laugh at him.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  That's fun.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, wow.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  So now because we're so progressive, are the bathrooms now signs gonna say, please wash your nubs before you go back to work?

• 40:07Speaker 04

  Instead of having hands, it's got like.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, look at that, look at, go back to that one. Go back to the first clip of that, he doesn't even need the barbell. His arms are the bell.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  He out there, getting them shoulders strong right there. That's what I'm talking about, bro.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  How did he lose, he was born with no nubs? I mean, with the nubs?

• 40:23Speaker 04

  I didn't even dive into it.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 40:25Speaker 04

  I gotta follow a lot of people with their handicaps.

• 40:29Speaker 04

  I just be like.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Give us some others, please.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why though?

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Trey Nubs, by the way, we love him.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Cause they inspire me and shit. Yeah, and it keeps me a check. Soon as I start complaining and I'm going through my feet, I'm like, ah! Man, you mother, okay, let me get my shit.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  It makes you appreciative for your blessings.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like my boy Luis, you know Luis, remember Luis and the comedian and Puerto Rican comedian in the wheelchair?

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  I always put him on my Instagram, cause that's my, like, my little brother. But I like to be around him, cause he checks me. Anything. I try to say if I go to like complain, he just be looking at me like you little bitch.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 41:06Speaker 04

  That shit feels good.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  Because he's he's saying you look at how good you have it.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  If he's just like, man, I can't blank, blank, blank. Louise is like, yeah, I can't get in most buildings.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  I can't say shit.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  You remember fancy or Carlos, my cousin I bought, he he's has M M uh.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  M D.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  No, M D.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  He's a doctor?

• 41:25Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  He wish.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Cure himself.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any friends that are have that. Is that ma- does that make me a bad person?

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 41:36Speaker 04

  You don't have any handicap friends? Yes, you do.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 41:39Speaker 04

  Come back to you. Yourself. No, that was my best.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  He is his closest friend.

• 41:48Speaker 04

  You don't have anybody you know?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Can we go back to the joke? I would arrest the joke, right? What the fuck do you mean, dude?

• 41:58Speaker 04

  I mean, uh.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm handicapped?

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's saying you're.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  You're high functioning.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm a high def- oh, I I see what.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not handing.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  Are you? Are you, uh?

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Are you what?

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Are you spectrum a little bit? Nothing like that?

• 42:15Speaker 04

  All all four of us are.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  No. Shopify, you know, we have an online business here at um Bad Friends and we only use the best and we use Shopify. Do you know why?

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  Because they have the best tools, the AI tools and design templates that I've seen to set up an incredible site to get everything running fast. No coding needed. And I'm telling you, they help keep those customers coming in and staying with your business.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something, okay? Inside my house, I interior design.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because I want it to look like the way I want it to look like, right? That's what Shopify does, right? You want it to look like what you want it to look like. Let's be honest with ourselves, okay? And that's what Shopify provides.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  That's what they do.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

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• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Shopify powers millions of businesses worldwide, the whole world.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  The whole world.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  From household names like Mattel, Jim Shark, to small businesses just getting started.

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  Kind of like right here on Bad Friends.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  All you need is the idea. Shopify handles the rest.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Ching!

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

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• 43:24Bobby Lee?

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• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  I know. The best part is Acorns grows with you. You're just starting out, or you're settling down, you're saving up for something. The Acorns, uh, Acorns potential screen shows you the power of compounding and how your money could grow over time. Plus, you can quickly adjust how much you're investing every single week, or month, or day, or whatever it is you're doing to help you build towards your financial.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  If I was a kid in my twenties, I had Acorns, dude. Oh my God. It would have saved, I would have been like, you know, I'm making this, I'm gonna put this aside to Acorns, and then that money will grow.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  Over time.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  Over time.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  Instead, you spent it all, but now you, now you know.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

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• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Head to Acorns.com/BadFriends and download the Acorns app to get started.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, because people ask me that all the time. Are you on the edge? Yeah, yeah, and I'm not. I went to a doctor. Oh, you did? My therapist says you're not, my psychiatrist says you're not. I took the tests. So proud of you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't, but people think that I am spectrum.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  But you lied on the test when we took it.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  You lied. We had it on camera. We took an autism test, he lied the whole time.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Everything.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  That was a gay test.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the gay test you lied.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the autism test. Do you have autism? No.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  The way he answered was like something he didn't need. He was like, no, I don't need that. I don't, I don't need that. I don't need that at all.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  But who knows? We're not psychiatrists. How do we know?

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Or we're autistic.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  And they're not.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  I think that, I mean, I, I think you have things that I'm not a psychiatrist, but I think you have them.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  Autism?

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  No, something else.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  You remember the movie with a-

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to say it.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  You say it.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  I think you're bipolar.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think you're bipolar.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Robert De Niro.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Remember Robert De Niro?

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  I know Robert De Niro.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Anger management a little bit?

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  There's no way I'm not bipolar.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  There's one hundred percent you are.

• 46:10Speaker 04

  You think you are?

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  A hundred.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, dude.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  Do you find yourself in the bottom of the, like at the rock bottom?

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  When I can tell that he's down, I step away. Cause it's sad.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, I have clinical depression. I've spoken very openly about that. I mean, I've been diagnosed with depression. But I mean, that's, but that's, but I mean, that's when I'm very low. But extreme emotional highs, mania, hypomania, lows, depression. Yeah. I absolutely have mania swings.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  I used to be like that.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, yeah. I have it bad.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  But I'm definitely not going to take anything for it. Let's ride the lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's over.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  That's what happened to me.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  I just don't want to take pills to like level me to a place where-

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Let Willie Boy just speak. Go ahead.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  It hurts to hear it.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  I heard a little bit.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  No, why? Willie, Billy, Willie, William.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Do you know like the, the history of?

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  I, I was a joke. Will, William.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  No, no, Willie Boy's cool.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Willie Boy's cool.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  I'm trying to-

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  We're all good.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  I was about to do a-

• 47:04Speaker 04

  If, if, well, this depends on what's in your heart.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  What? I love you.

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  Calling a black person boy is offensive. It strips them of their dignity and-

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Holy man.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Black hole sun.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Black hole sun.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  You're your t-shirt.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  What? So what are you gonna say? What were you saying?

• 47:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I was gonna say, uh, you were clinically depressed, went through clinical depression. I did too. My mom sent me to a psychiatrist.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  And-

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 47:26Speaker 04

  It was, uh, right, maybe the first year I moved out here or the second year.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Why? Wait, why won't you take medication?

• 47:35Speaker 04

  Because at that time, I just didn't trust this person who I just didn't know. You know, the one thing about meeting somebody and they say they're qualified, when-

• 47:47Speaker 05

  You go to them as an individual who's suffering. You're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense mechanism that happens. So in order for you to be open to that, you have to be willing to say, either they have to put you in a jacket and make you take it, or you have to be comfortable with who you're dealing with. And so for me, I was like, talking to this person and I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets and did shit on the streets that I can't even talk to you about. You telling me medicine, fuck you. It was just like one of those things where I was like, nah, I'll figure it out. And plus, side effects, you know, it bothers, that's a big, big issue with people.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, with Lexapro, right, I can't, I can get erect, but I can't climax. You know, and, but it took two years with my psychiatrist, knowing me, talking to him every week. And he's like, I think we should try it.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Lexapro.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Because too many days of just being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of the, um, ruminating thoughts, constant ruminating thoughts about of the past or, you know what I mean? And constantly, and it was just, I've always been in low level depression my whole life. And then what happened was, I took it, yeah, I can't come.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  That's the most.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Makes me a little more sad.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  I can't come, right? But I don't have those ruminating thoughts anymore.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  That's good. You trade.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  So I, I'd say either come or be depressed.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  I would rather be, uh.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Depressed?

• 49:14Speaker 05

  Interesting.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  No, well, I mean, what are the options? I mean, if I'm.

• 49:18Speaker 05

  If, if, I mean.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  You can get erect.

• 49:19Speaker 05

  Keep it real.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep it real.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  Be, uh.

• 49:25Speaker 05

  Cause I, uh, I was depressed and still jacking off. So that's what I'm trying to say. Like, I was still watching porn. So.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, that didn't help. That probably pushed you deeper into the depression.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  Well, well, yeah, probably did, but I think for me, I had.

• 49:42Speaker 04

  Others, I was surrounded by more positive people such as my mom and I wasn't afraid to. So a lot of times.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  I give you two options and you're just really just either come or be happier.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  Be happier.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  I think some people it works, some people it doesn't work. I didn't like taking it. I tried it and I did not enjoy the way I felt. I felt super, because I had depersonalization syndrome. You know what that is? It's terrible. For people that have lived through that, you want to talk about insane. It really felt like I was looking at my, well, if you've ever done psychedelics. Occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the machine. You're like staring at like, what is this thing carrying me through time and space? But it's not fun or interesting. It's sad and weird. It makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings. You physically feel, like I would get sick. If I went somewhere, like I would go to class sometimes and I would get to the class.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  I'd fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and go right back home. Because I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like I wasn't me and I was in a body.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, you feel like you're, you're just floating.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you feel like you're floating. It's awful. It's a bad, but that, I will say, people that have lived through that, it's not fucking fun. It feels weird. And then when I cracked, when it, when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it, not medical.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  Best feeling in the world.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  I remember when it happened because I was leaving my buddy's condo that I was staying in. And on the floor of the, of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made. And I've never noticed it in, in the two years I lived there. I never knew there was a fucking, a picture on the floor. And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and something was changing in me. Like I felt like myself.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  In the moment.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Myself.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  You got in the, you observed something.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  It was wild.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Well, that's what, what basically my mother told me too. She said.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  Why are you laughing?

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Every time you, you bring up your mom a lot.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  She's, he loves her.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, I love my mom too. Go ahead. I'm not laughing at you.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  At the hip with her. That's actually, but we are talking about that another time. But anyway, my mom's told me, she said.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  Because I had that moment of clarity like you had after so long.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  And then when, when it started happening and she saw it, she said, had you just stuck with the therapist, you would have been at that.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  You'd have got there faster.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, would have got there faster.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  But who cares? I think it's all part of the thing.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. And that's the beauty of understanding yourself and knowing where you are. But in that moment, that's the hardest thing. You don't really know. Cause even when we talk about Lexapro, we, we see what happened. Cause Brody Stevens talked about Lexapro. So that's the other side. So it's just, you never know how it's gonna affect you, but you just do your best.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  You don't know how it's gonna affect you.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  People change medications.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  What was your, uh, buildup to that, to that moment? Do you remember what was the?

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  Why did all that happen?

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Well, what was the?

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  I had a bunch of, I had a bunch of, uh?

• 52:56Speaker 04

  Not, not the bad part, the part where you pulled out, because that's what the fans will really wanna hear, that.

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, when I crack?

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  How do you know what our fans wanna hear?

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. It sounds like he does.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Cause they always, they wanna hit me up all the time. They be like, I like, or when I'm watching the, the stuff that they say, they, they're like, yeah, yeah, I love this type of car. They like stuff like that.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  What pulled me out was, um, I mean, I hate to say, it's, it's kinda like time. Time helped me a lot. And I slowly started to, um, what's the best way to compare this to is like, uh, um, this is a very weak comparison, but I, I can't find, I can't articulate. Have you ever gone skiing?

• 53:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  You never skied? Ever?

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Good laugh, Bobby. I like when Bobby laugh. It was the most preposterous way to look at somebody like, fuck Doc, you been, come on.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:47Speaker 04

  It's possible.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Do black people ski? They do.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  They do. I've seen them.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Some of them, yeah.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They look like penguins.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Personally, I don't know nobody black that said. Black skis.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Let's get these skis, dawg. We're gonna hit these slopes right quick. So you're gonna relate to this.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  2% of black Americans ski.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so you know it.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  That's why I left.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  You know what it feels like? It feels like, um. Not racism. It feels like once you, once you get over, once you've tried something over and over and over. Okay, here. You know in a video game? You know in a video game where you can't beat the boss? And you keep doing it and you try different ways to beat the boss and when you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out? And then, you know when you figure it out? And it kinda, everything lines up? And it is if you're like, I could have easily beat the boss. How did I not? How did I not know how to do it?

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Elden Ring.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. It's the same thing when they say the moment when. That's what it feels like.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Elden Ring is the hardest game ever made.

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  And once you beat it.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  And it takes, it takes a month just to kill one boss? What are you doing?

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  What, what, what's the name of that again? Elden Ring. The fuck is that?

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a video game.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  Elden Ring?

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it's the guy that, uh, did, uh, Game of Thrones. What's his name?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  Peter Jackson?

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Not Peter Jackson.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  So this game was once popular amongst?

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  It's still popular.

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  What about you guys? You guys heard of it?

• 55:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's famous.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, a movie's coming now. Yeah, yeah, there's a movie coming.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  How long ago did this come out?

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  It's, I don't know, three or four years ago, but it's, it's an open world game. Every time you meet a fucking boss, it takes weeks. You die over and over and over and over again. But there's something about the game is when you fucking actually beat one? The Fire Giant is the worst. That took me two weeks. Look up the Fire Giant.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  This comparison was good. That is what it feels like.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  It's exactly what it feels like. That's why I brought it up.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  You feel free.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  This thing right here, dude. This guy right here, dude.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  That's Blanca from Street Fighter.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not Blanca. No, it's not Blanca. No, it's not.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Look at the size of that guy.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at the size and look at how little your character is.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  And he has a mouth on his body.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he touches you, you die.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, he has fire in his hand.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Any of that touches you, you die.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  You know, I, I think you get the same, like.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Feeling and excitement when you beat Bowser.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, that's where my wife.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess Bowser, yeah, that's a good reference too.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  No, that is true. That is exactly where my mind went.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  That motherfucker when he was throwing the fireballs that, oh. Look up Bowser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think my fire gentleman's a little scarier, but.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing I discovered is is that your body just instinctually tells you to stop.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  So like when I quit smoking.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  It's it's my body just says it's it's stop. You know what I mean? This new thing, this new sardine kick. I know you're laughing at me and you.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Keep bringing up these. And this whole health thing and this fasting and stuff, you influenced me on the fasting. No. Okay. Because when I got my colonoscopy, um, I had to fast that, you know, the day before. Yeah. Right? And I showed up and I felt better that night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because and when I eat processed foods like hamburgers or whatever it might be, it makes me feel like shit. Yeah. And so I think I'm in a new era because my body is telling me to do this shit.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  The fast. I'm being real. I know you're. I know. I think I think you're mocking me and I think you're mocking me. I think they're mocking me and I think they think it's a phase.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  How? I just said, yeah.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  If you can.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, well, first of all.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  If you can do it.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. These two things can be true.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  You will 100% not stick to it, but I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do you remember in Australia when you were like, wait till you see how fucking jacked I get? And then you wanted to bet me you were going to get jacked and you were like, I'm going to be in the gym and remember that?

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to Planet Fitness and they wouldn't accept my fucking membership. And then you start doing a thousand pull ups and.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  A thousand? How many days did that last?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Be dog. Yeah. Don't listen to him.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Keep going. Yeah, I know. I know.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  They're trying to deter you from fucking success. I know, I know.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  What would Trey Nub say?

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna get a bracelet that says WWT.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Trey Nub will tell him to get more Doritos. Don't listen to Trey.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  I love Trey. I believe in you and I want you to be healthy. I've I've encouraged you to be healthy our entire friendship. I'm just saying you do great. You have big phases.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Have you fasted?

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Lord, I'll have mercy. You have to.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Bro, I'm telling you.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't want it.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  If you can discipline yourself, though, and get into the forty-eight and then into the seventy-two, and you get, once you get that.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Enlightenment.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  It's like a lightheaded feeling, people say, but for me, it's like a, like you float, it's the most beautiful feeling.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Here's the problem.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  It's like a bottle of Pinot?

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  So yesterday, I wanted to do a forty-eight.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  Thank you, Dino.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  But I knew I had a pod today, so I don't know if I was doing a forty-eight that I could have potted.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  But if you did twenty-four, you still is like really close into that.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's halfway.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, literally.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  But twenty-four is hard.

• 59:05Speaker 04

  Is, yeah.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking hard, Dan.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  The first eight hours, it's fine, but then it's like, you know, I had a fucking Mendocino Farms untouched chicken parmesan sandwich in the fridge.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Sounds so good.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it was like talking.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing, baby? I'm in the air. Come on, open the door. I was like, shut the fuck up.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Take one bite, who cares?

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Take two fucking bites, it's fine, man. Been fucking ten hours.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Take a nibble.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did not do it.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I did not do it. But at midnight, that was the twenty-four hour mark, I ate the sardines.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I'm still fasting. I'm still, I'm still doing it.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what day are you on?

• 59:49Speaker 04

  I haven't done it today, but I did it this week. So it's like.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  How many days?

• 59:53Speaker 04

  I just like, I'm addicted to the high, the feeling of it. It's just this feeling, I'm telling you, Tim.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  How many days are you doing it? Two days?

• 59:59Speaker 04

  I do two days, yeah.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  And just water, lemon, salt?

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Water and lemon water, that's it.

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  That's it? No salt?

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  No salt.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Wow. Yeah, I don't want to do that.

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  It's a small amount of electrolytes, but it's just, I just like it for just the citrus.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I've never done a two-day. I need two days off, and when I have that two days off.

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  Do.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Do.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  What the fuck with that?

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Do.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Do sixteen eight?

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  What's a sixteen eight?

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  That's eight hours eating and sixteen without, two days. Do them two back, back to back and see how you feel.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so do-

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  What you're doing, you're trying to jump straight into twenty-four, forty-eight, which is actually fucking pretty, pretty good for you to do the twenty-four.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  Round of applause for Bob Lee.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  And everything he-

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna clap? Try it. You do it.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  You don't wanna motivate-

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  You do it! You do it! And you see.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  I'll clap if you do it.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  I'll do, in fact, I'll do it. I'll get to forty-eight before you will.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. We gotta be together then.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Cause if it's a competition, you know I'm down.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  We have to do it together.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  And I'm gonna have, you know what's gonna happen?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's good. We'll do it together in a house.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  And how about this?

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  And then food is getting delivered the entire time.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Do a challenge?

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Us three should do it at the same time.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  People just, people coming and going, eating at the house.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  No, we do, in Airbnb, we get an Airbnb.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't need to be, cause he can be there, but he can do it.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  He, he's a lying Willie. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I, you're a lying Willie dude, and I don't know, dude. So that's your new name right now. I don't even know, right? So what I need to do is, I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like, fucking, you know, Joshua Tree.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't wanna go out that far.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright, we'll go to where?

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  We'll just stay-

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Victorville.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  We'll stay here.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Alright, we'll stay here.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Victorville, what the?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  No, but we have to be, get an Airbnb and live together for three, two days.

• 1:01:41Speaker 04

  But why would we order food?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Nah, he's making it an extra challenge.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying, people-

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  For me, it's nothing.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for him, it's not a problem. For you and I, it's a problem.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we get Arctic, I get my own water, though.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want Arctic water.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  No, tap water, tap water.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  No, not tap water. I get Arctic water, I need my-

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Tap?

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  I need my Celtic sea, salt.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  You do, you do drink tap?

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  I drink tap if, well-

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  You drink it all the time. Do you ever go to a restaurant and get water?

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't. I get a bottle.

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you, that's tap.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Bottle is tap.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  I ask him sometimes.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  A lot of bottles are equivalent to tap, by the way.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  That's why I said Arctic.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you want fancy.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I look, I look at the best water in the market with less of all the-

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  What brand you get? So that Mountain View, you think that's the best brand right there? Who's that?

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  I like Mountain Valley. I love this water.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  I haven't drank any of this.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  This is my favorite.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  You got some, what is that?

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not that high. But anyway-

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  It is pretty good.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at the rating, but anyway-

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  We did. We looked it up. It's pretty good.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  It's one of the highest? Oh, it's good right, water, then.

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  But, uh, can we do two days of fasting?

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we could.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't think this is gonna happen. I think Doc and I will, I think you'll give up.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  I'll a hundred percent beat you. The sheer competitiveness in my body will make me beat you.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  No, we'll just do forty-eight and then-

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go as far, I'll die.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  Just to beat you, I'll die. I'll just die.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  I gotta see this, cuz I don't believe.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  Dead friends.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  I don't believe him. He's boiling.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  I don't believe him.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe him either. I don't believe you, Lion Willie.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't think, you don't think I'll do it?

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  That's insane, dude.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he would do it either.

• 1:03:20Speaker 04

  Forty-eight?

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  I did twenty-four on my own.

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  I'm not saying you can't.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  I can. I will.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Do do twenty-four to- tomorrow?

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I have to fast tomorrow morning anyway.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  Oh, you weaning him on. He said he could just do it on the first. Heck.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  I can.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  When's your last meal? When was your last meal today?

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Uh, today. Uh, earlier at like-

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  What time?

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Eleven thirty.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Eleven thirty?

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  I haven't eaten since then.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you believe him?

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  You could call my fucking family. I mean, what do you, yeah.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you have any-

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  We ate together at eleven thirty and then I haven't had anything in my body since.

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  If that's the case, I had eggs and spinach at eight in the morning. I haven't ate since then.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I had a, uh, can of sardines in the morning.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  But I already fasted yesterday, so it's like, should I do it again?

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, we're doing the two, this is the second day, so remember we was just-

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  I could do it cuz tomorrow morning, I can't have any, I have to go get blood drawn and I can't be, you can't-

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so don't eat until tomorrow at eleven thirty.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Tonight.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  What time you going to get blood drawn?

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Seven thirty.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  That's it. I don't trust him. I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody in this room. We have to be in the same house for-

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's kinda, yeah, that's kinda-

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  I don't want this, uh-

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. I'm gonna set it up.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  I can tell you could do it. Cuz if I go home tonight-

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  What's his, let me the two day, give me-

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Drink water and go to bed.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Give me two dates that he's not traveling, okay? So that I can myself get the nicest Airbnb in Studio City.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Can we record it?

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll record it, right? And we're gonna do two days of fasting.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm in.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days of fasting, are we gonna go straight, no water and food too?

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you gotta have water.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, we gotta get water. There wouldn't be no, yeah, no-

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  You have to have water.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to have water.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  I'm talking about water.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  I know, but that's foolish.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's foolish. That's dying.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  That's bad for you.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, but if people do it.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people do it.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  Right. And there's no side effects to it.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  We don't need that. Water's good.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Water and, I want my salt.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  And it's gonna flush you out. It's good. The water's good.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gonna be the two worst days of our lives.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  Cuz it's kinda hard after coming up.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's torture.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  The bad fast.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the bad fast. We're gonna do it.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll do it.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  And the fans, if you wanna join with us when we do it, join with us and we all gonna have that enlightenment together.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  Two days.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be tough.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Can you do three?

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I can do three.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. Now, here's the other stipulation. Are we sleeping in the same room?

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  We gotta keep an eye on each other. I don't know what you're up to.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  I don't think we need to.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  The way that this guy orders food through his phone, he's got a little secret people.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  We'll be there. We're gonna be the guardians.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  You're a rat.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  You're not a guardian, you're a rat. Carlos is a rat, dude.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, you should.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  I won't be eating either. I'll just be fasting now.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Carlos always fasts.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  For years.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple of days.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Carlos also will, he might have side hustles, and he'll do things for me that you won't even be aware of.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  That's my point. That's why I don't trust.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  He can't be there.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause he'll get you stuff.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Carlos, you went fasting before?

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I've been having smoothies and avocado toast for a year.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  That's not fasting, Playboy. What does he say?

• 1:06:16Speaker 03

  I've been a long time without eating.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't, I'll be honest with you, when we're on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse, he'll just get a chicken Caesar salad.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  No chicken.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  It's not fasting.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  No chicken, but then he also won't even finish it. He'll get like, he'll take five bites and stop.

• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  But I had a quarter pounder before I came here.

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  What are, are, are, are, are fastings outside of that, that they have, but I'm talking straight, no food.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no food, just water.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  The amount of McDonald's you've been eating is alarming.

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad friends, so I don't like.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  But that's like, three days a week.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  You have trauma responses to this place.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, you, you, you feel like when I walked in the door, it was almost like you reacted like it was a trauma response.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that in my life.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we've never seen that. That was wild.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Do you get a Happy Meal? What, how does this make?

• 1:07:03Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  No, I don't need the fries or drink or the toy, obviously.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  You need the toy.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you got a double quarter pounder?

• 1:07:11Speaker 03

  No, I got a quarter pounder, just one.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  No cheese?

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  No, with cheese.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  No fries?

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  No fries, and then four nuggets on the side.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  The nuggets?

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's so bad.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  That's not even nuggets, huh?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not chicken. There's no chicken in there.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  I don't care, man. I'm a human in America.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  That's why, why, why don't you just do Chick-fil-A, those, that's real chicken.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  It's about convenience off the freeway.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you?

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love it.

• 1:07:35Speaker 04

  The spices.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  The spices, dude.

• 1:07:36Speaker 04

  When I bit into the, my first Chick-fil-A sandwich.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Tell, tell us this experience.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  Man, I was like.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, detail it.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, it just was just like a mesmerizing experience. When I bit into that fucking.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's go to the ordering process.

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  I was like.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh, hello, um, next, order it, Doc.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  The fucking you.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, Doc.

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  No, that was, you said, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ, Doc.

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  My bad, it was.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was not delicious, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I stay away from there now.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, because you tongue it, and, and the chicken doesn't like it.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  When's the last time, when's the last time you had fa- fast food?

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Last time I had a fast food, I had, uh, In-N-Out.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  When?

• 1:08:19Speaker 04

  About two, three days ago.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what the fuck?

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  You can still do that every once in a while.

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  I haven't.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you get there?

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  I just get the same number one, every time.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Double, double.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  With extra tomatoes and, uh, no onions and, uh, chilies on the side. Arriba los chivos, ¡vamos, panchos, let's go!

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, dude, you get extra tomato?

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  That is a wild order.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  No onion? Onion is key.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  Man.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but extra tomato, so it just makes it sloshier, sloppier?

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  It's not sloppy, no, they got fresh, you got, this In-N-Out.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't mess with In-N-Out.

• 1:08:55Speaker 04

  You don't?

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  The, I can't, the, the, the single burger, the number two?

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  Shit on myself every time, but if I get the number one? I don't know what it is about the single.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  I get the number two.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  It's not enough, uh, ground beef on there or something.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  I do a three by three.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  So, you shit on yourself?

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like it give me diarrhea. I don't know what the fuck, every time, I'm in the, I'm just holding on the throne.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  And no fries?

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get the fry, but they, they, In-N-Out make you mad with the fries sometimes.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  You just gotta ask for them extra crispy.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  I hate that, that's the, what I hate.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  You gotta just ask for it.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he doesn't like extra crispy.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, see, I feel like they're always undercooked at In-N-Out, that's what everyone feels.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Always, I mean, that's like part of their thing.

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  The last couple of times, they been crispy and I've been getting mad as fuck.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me your order, come over to the house and give it to me.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  It's the, it's the, the main one that make them crispy, if you want, is the one right there off of, that I go to off of Van Nuys.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  Over there, Ben Sherman.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  You go to that one?

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  We don't go to Sherman.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't go to Sherman.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're not allowed over there.

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  Bougie.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  All right, send us off, Doc, and say bye to them.

• 1:10:00Speaker 04

  Bye, and we'll see you fucking...

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  A little rusty.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  Little bit.

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  Hey, thank you for being a bad friend. Love you.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  Wait, do this one more time. Say it again, and I'm gonna mouth it. And make me do it. Ready, one, two, three.

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

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