Nasa Poops In Space

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm coming in with a positive light like I always do. In every social situation, it's pure light, you know?

• 0:18Andrew Santino?

  Pure light.

• 0:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 0:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's hash something out then.

• 0:20Bobby Lee?

  I have hashes with you.

• 0:21Andrew Santino?

  You got a hash with me?

• 0:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 0:23Andrew Santino?

  I got a pretty big hash with you.

• 0:24Bobby Lee?

  I have an hash with him. And can I just preemptively say what your hash is, what I think it's gonna be? Because I'd like to do that.

• 0:33Speaker 04

  Can I do that to you then?

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, preemptive hashing, is this what we're doing?

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  You preemptively hash, and then I'll do it, and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order.

• 0:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  All right, because I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys. Me and Andrea's hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're. That sounds like a guilty person.

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  We're fully, we're fully, we're fully connected, you know what I mean? So go ahead, preemptively hash.

• 1:01Speaker 04

  Um, this is because you called me?

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's not.

• 1:06Speaker 04

  No, on Saturday night, and I got, you said, oh, like, we're time is bad friends. And I said, oh, you're back from Utah already, and you said I never left.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so can we do, now we're doing a pulp fiction? We're doing a pulp fiction right now.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  We're jumping around a lot.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  We're jumping around, so let me.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  But by the way, the story will make sense at the end.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  I think it will make sense.

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  It will.

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  That's very good, all right? So this is very pulp fiction-y.

• 1:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  All right, so here's my side of the story, okay?

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Andrew and I were supposed to fly to Utah.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  Andrew did fly to Utah.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, from a different city, though.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  I left from Seattle, Washington for my niece's graduation, enjoying time with my family.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Who cares?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Just because you barely made it out of high school.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Some people, it's important.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, high school?

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  It's big.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  She's already in college.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  They did the hat thing, they threw, woo, we're not gonna get jobs! Society's over!

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  She's smart, she'll get a job.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  She'll get a job. I left my niece's graduation.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  In Seattle, and I flew direct. Leaving my family, I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the, did you?

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  So I get a call from Carlos. Hey, man, Bob's flight's delayed.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  It's delayed.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  I said, okay, delays happen all the time. He doesn't wanna wait.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  I, it's my time.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't wanna wait, man. I call him. This guy.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they said that there's air in the engine.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes, no, they said they're probably not gonna take off, man. It's not. And I was like, well, come on. I mean, like, is there another flight? I don't want to go to LAX, I said. All right, but there's gotta be another flight.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  You would go to LAX from Burbank? That's an hour drive.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  So what?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  You're not even driving, you're in a car.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so, so, so on top of that, so I said, fine, I understand not going to LAX, that's fine. That's fine.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  You would never do that.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  You would never do that, ever!

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  For this show, I would.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't!

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  They both know.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  There was a Burbank flight.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  There was a Burbank flight anyway. So here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off, the flight after it also took off. You know how I know that? Cause one of the guys on the shoot took that flight.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  So, you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey, man, they said that that other flight is gonna take off, because I called. And then, and then he goes, Carlos goes-

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Let's hear the other side of the story.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  And then Carlos goes, he's already at home. And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  And he even lied on the phone and said, I'm gonna wait a couple hours, I'll wait, I'll wait. He didn't even wait one hour. So go, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead and plead your case.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  I wake up at 6:30. And don't go boo hoo.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, boo hoo.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  I just said not to boo hoo it!

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Don't tempt me with the boo hoo.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  6:30. And guess what? I'm waking up tomorrow at 4 to go to New York.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Boo hoo.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. I'm not complaining about it, it happens. You know what adults do? They get up.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  You choose to do that.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  I choose to do it?

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  I've gotta get up this morning.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  You choose to get up this early and to go to New York. What are you going to New York for?

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you, cause I can't rely on you anymore.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I tell my side of the story?

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  I get up early. I get to the Burbank Airport.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Right, I check in.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  The early part is meaningless, by the way. You're 55, it's a flight, you have to take it.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, can I just say something? Back in the nomad times, okay?

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  There weren't planes.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity!

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  You've seen Congress, they interrupt all the time.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but-

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Yield it then, try to yield your time.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  So, a group of people would not sleep at the same time, right? People are genetically to sleep later, right, and we're called the watchers.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'm telling you. I'm a watcher.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  You don't watch shit.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes, but in a clan and in a tribal situation, out in the wilderness, what?

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Not humans, you're talking about dogs.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night, you wouldn't be the one.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm genetically made up to be that guy.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  They would kill you. They go, "This one's worthless."

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  We would be dead, yes, I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point, that we would definitely be dead. But that's what I'm genetically engineered to do, is stay up late at night and to watch. I wouldn't watch, we'd all die from the wolves, I get it.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what I'm saying is, is that this 6:30 a-call time, right, is genetically and biologically different for me, because I'm a night owl. You should be up already.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's when I sleep. Okay, so now I have no sleep.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  So you get there with no sleep?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  I get there with no sleep, right, and I get to the checkpoint, right? And then I-

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Six people, max, at Burbank.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  He was 15. Alright, so don't do that.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  He doesn't have pre-check.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, loser.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  I go to my gate. They call my number.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Which is number one.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I get on the plane, right? I strap in.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  I put my headphones in, I take my pillow, and I fall asleep.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  I open my eyes, and there's no one on the plane. So now I'm in a fever dream. Okay. They had evacuated the flight. And I'm the last one. And they go, sir, you didn't get that. I go, what's going on? Right? Petrified. Right? And I go, what is going on? They go, there's an air bubble. An engine. That's what they said to me.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  I believe it.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm not an engineer. I don't know anything about it.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't know either, but I imagine it's true.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't Google it. Okay. Okay.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  But it would happen to you.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  It happened to me.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bobby.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So. I, I'm the last guy off the plane and I see the line. Right? For the front desk and it's everyone in the plane.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  What does that matter?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Because they're all trying to, because they all have like, you know, I mean, connections and stuff like that.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  You don't.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  I understand that. So I go up to the lady, right? There's another lady off to the side and I go.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Side lady?

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  There's always a side lady.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  There's always a side lady.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  And I said, um, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems and I go, how long will it take? We don't know. Probably an hour or two.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  And I go, okay.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Get a snack.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  I sat down.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  I called Carlos. I called people around me, right? And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady. And I go. I go. What are the odds of this taking off? She goes, probably not good. That's what she told me.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  The woman that works at the front desk? Does she have experience working on planes?

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Can I say that, well, you know, I'm not gonna get to the tarmac. Go to the fucking people that are working on the plane and go.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Joe. Yeah, what's going on? I don't even know how I got here.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, I saw how you got down. Don't worry about it.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Just getting this air bubble out of the engine.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How, how long is this gonna take?

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Maybe an hour or two. Go get a snack.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that, but is there a possibility that it might not take off?

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Possibility we'll all die today. Go get a snack.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that possibility.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, me neither, but is your buddy already in Salt Lake doing the pod without you?

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  He flew off from Washington.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Man, I can't believe he flew.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Flew out from Washington.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  You lazy fuck.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  All right. So then I go back.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Get this air bubble out.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  So I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, so the probability, right? And then in my, my assumption with that line is everyone's trying to get onto that 1230 flight.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  You already have a ticket. Your ticket's already good.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  Your ticket's already good for a flight. They removed you from a flight. Your ticket's still good.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but also-

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't deactivate your ticket.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Could this possibly happen? Okay, could this possibly happen?

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  What could have possibly happened was you waited, got a snack and a coffee, took a rest or whatever. Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the fucking airport with you. That's what he even admitted. He goes, "I should have just held his hand." You know, which is not your fault, but then you should have just waited-

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  You act like I've never been on a plane before. I know how it all works.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  You fell asleep and everybody got off. So it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without even giving it a chance.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  I gave it a chance. I asked-

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  Twenty minutes.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm all about probabilities.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  That woman doesn't know.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, obviously.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  She's just telling you stuff.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  What? Moneyball?

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're a big moneyball guy.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm a moneyball guy.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  So anyway, you bail early, you go home, because I-

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't bail early, dude.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it. Say you wanted a reason to go home.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I will not admit it.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Admit that the air bubble was like, "Yes!"

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to the airport. My full intention was to go to Utah.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  But once you got an out, you saw it and you ran right to it.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  I take every out.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  That's right!

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  Air bubble out.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Give me an out. Give me a better plane. An air bubble-less plane.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, that plane still made it.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I did not know-

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  And you were at home.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  I was asleep.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my comfy bed.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  King size, by the way.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean anything? What is that?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's just very comfortable.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  So you're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work? That's it, folks. You can do less shit and you still win.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  When you advertise for mattresses on a podcast, sometimes they give you a free king-size bed.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  They sure do.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  Avocado green mattress.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Avocado green mattress.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, avocado green mattresses. The best mattresses in the world made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying to you is that-

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  You fucking bailed.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  I tried.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  And you should have just said sorry.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  And I'm not gonna say sorry. I refuse to say sorry.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, I know, because you don't care.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  I do care.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  You didn't want to do it anyway.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  I was at the airport. I was on the flight. What are you talking about?

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  But once you could- but once it got delayed- Oh, you don't wait?

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, good.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't wait.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll remember that.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  If I'm gonna go- I'm gonna see Disclosure Day Wednesday. Okay? I know the bad reviews. Okay?

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  I haven't heard anything.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I wait in line, I will not. That's just the way I do it.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like lines. I don't like waiting around. I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance it's not gonna take off. Then I'm gonna spend three hours at the airport for nothing.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  What's the difference? But it is for something because I went out of my way to make sure that I did.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Cause your plane took off on time!

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter. I would have waited.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you would have.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Ask these guys, would I have waited at the fucking airport to go?

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Then I asked.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Would I have waited?

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Then I asked.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Of course I would have waited.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Then I asked Melanie.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  I would have waited all fucking day!

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Because we made a commitment and I was gonna do it.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Then I asked Melanie. If you're gonna raise your voice, I'm gonna... I asked.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  I asked Melanie about the J S X.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Melanie had the fucking date wrong. Your assistant didn't even have the right date.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  That's how we do it in my company.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 11:50Speaker 04

  They don't have J S X to S L C.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't. Not anymore.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  They don't. I discovered that through exploring. So I did some exploring as well.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  There were another flight you could have taken. Same airline. Same airline.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so the next flight was, so I had gotten there at, um, 7:30. The next flight was at 12:30.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So what you're telling me is, and I, and I assume, and you know, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. We know that term, right?

• 12:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  But I made an assumption saying, thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long. They're all trying to get onto that 12:30 flight? Cause of the air bubble situation here, right? There's no way I'm gonna get on that flight.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  First class ticket.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Here's another thing I was gonna ask you is, is there a possibility, because this has happened to me before? Me having a first class ticket, right? The flight being canceled, I have to get on another flight, right? And then I don't have first class anymore.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  I think there are.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm, my point is, is that there's that probability as well.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  But what does that matter?

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't, I, I won't fly.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  I didn't fly first class from Seattle.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  That's your rules.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  It's not a rule, it's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm going to New York.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  And guess what?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:11Speaker 04

  As long as it takes off in time.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there's no air bubbles.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  You might, you might be doing one or two of those alone.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  We'll see.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm willing to do many alone.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Do it. I will, okay? I will. Okay. And what I'm gonna say to you is-

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead and say it.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  You're never, ever gonna get an apology from me-

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  That's fine.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Over Utah. And I'll tell you this, that's in your face. I run the business side of this.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  I will make sure that we fuck you over.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna pay you in Chinese yen.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  And I, and us Asians, what?

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  Moving on, because nobody cares about this bullshit bitch fest of us. Anyway, go watch me on Impulsive-

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  But can I-

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  On a more fun note-

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I just, it's not done, because we have-

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  What? You and I are done.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, you and I are done, but I still have this.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, fuck him.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let me tell you what happened with it.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Eat him alive, fuck him.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you what happened with him, right? So, no, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Now I feel good again.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel good, yeah.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Salt Lake is washed away.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Salt, Salt Waste is behind us.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  It's way back there.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's way, way back there.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Salt Waste is the name of the-

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so, all morning, right? Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? Probably, you can look at my phone, probably 12 calls.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he told me he talked, he called-

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Back and forth, and then at the end I'm like, I'm going home, and then you say, "Go home."

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  You had to talk to him like that.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, "Yeah, just go home." He's like-

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  That should have been brought up at the very beginning.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "Andrew can do it on his own."

• 14:59Speaker 04

  I did not say that.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  I believe you did.

• 15:01Speaker 04

  I didn't say that part.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Did you tell him to go home?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  I said, "Go home."

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Then I believe what he just said.

• 15:05Speaker 04

  Andrew, that's how a parent talks to a kid when they-

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Wait, is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there? Because you did admit that you said, "Go home."

• 15:12Speaker 04

  I said, "Go home."

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  What did you say after "go home"?

• 15:14Speaker 04

  We probably hung up after that.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you didn't. Oh, go home, hang up. No, that's not gonna happen. That's insane. Go home. Beep. No, there's no way. No, no.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like an agent from the 90s. They don't want you, go home.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  So then, and then back, I'm at home, I called them. I feel kinda weird, I'm home. He's like, yeah.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Putting this all on me now.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  So then he said, don't feel weird, Andrew can do it alone.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also take a good rest, which I did. And thank you for that advice.

• 15:40Speaker 04

  I did.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, so here's.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  I knew it, dude.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  No way.

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  I knew it.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, so he knows now that I'm not in Utah.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Annoying.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I call him Saturday night, I call him Saturday night, right?

• 15:50Speaker 04

  12 hours later.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  12 hours later, and I go, what are you doing? I just hear music and like.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Partying.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Women going, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, just, you know what I mean? He said, let me get out of here real quick, man. I'm at the Troubadour, man. Right, so I could see him walk out. The noise get less and less, right? He goes, uh, did you make it back from Utah?

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  You doing drugs?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  That's why I asked, are you on drugs? And, no, no, no, I just, I forgot, man.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Did you do drugs at the Troubadour?

• 16:18Speaker 04

  Of course. I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Who'd you go see?

• 16:23Speaker 04

  It was like a Phish cover band for a friend's birthday.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  You don't even like Phish.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Phish cover band.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I like Molly.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  So Carlos, just, and I asked him, are you on drugs? He goes, no.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  We gotta fire everybody from this show.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, it's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning?

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Because to me, it was like a different dreamland.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're in different.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  You know when you start an episode and on a plane, you fall asleep, you wake up? He forgot which episode he was on.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  So last night, late at night, you wanna watch your, you wanna watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening? Maternal Instinct.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a movie.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a documentary, Mother's Instinct, I'm sorry. Is that what it's called on Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wanna watch it.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  This fucking chick.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I wanna watch it.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  Maternal Instinct, that was right.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna watch it.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  This girl.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't tell me anything about it.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna say anything about it. All I'll say is,

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  in the history of these kind of fucked up wild scenarios.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  You've never seen someone layer something to this degree. It's gonna blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard this story, and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, I could've watched Widows Bay and now this.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  You gotta watch both. But I will say, don't watch this right before you go to bed.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Cause the end of it is disgusting.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause there was another documentary kinda like this before that was a big sensation.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's her and her husband.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  What was that one?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Oh, the one with the girl crashed into the wall.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, crap.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the mom that was, um, catfishing her daughter.

• 17:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  What was that one called?

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, I don't wanna say anything, but God, do I wanna say something?

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't, but about maternal. What was that called? Yeah, that documentary. What was that called?

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Unknown Number, the high school cat.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  Unknown Number.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you see that?

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  That woman, this woman is insane. They're still cool now, by the way. Like, it's like they're fine.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, that relationship is good. In Maternal Instinct, is that what it's called?

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Is that relationship fine?

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, when I say this,

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to do it very politically, so I don't give anything away.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Don't, don't.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  The amount of people, don't show photos, cause then it's gonna give stuff away. The amount of people that this woman, like, fucked over, basically, because of what she did.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Too much already.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  It's like, it's like, remember how, remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes? And we saw what Madoff, like, and how the tree kept going of like, and this guy got fucked because of this, this, this, and this person lost this, this, this, this? This chick.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I get it.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess what it's about?

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, a mother.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  You're there, you're halfway there.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. A mother, right? And she, um, supposedly is a Christian.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there was no religious intent in this at all.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's a hidden subtext.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're in the South. Yeah, they're in the South, so yeah.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she creates, she says it's gold, but it's really, it's a cross, and it's a necklace.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I like it.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? And she says it's real blood diamonds.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And she sells it to her whole family. I don't know what it's about. I think I'm already off.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  I can, I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun and it ends tragically.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, obviously through the picture, I see that she's in prison.

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  No, that's actually not what that is.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  That's what she dresses like.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  No, she's being, this is her being investigated. This is her just being questioned.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  So she dresses in all blue?

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, when they arrested you, you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now. For this, for this, for this.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  But the clothing though that she's wearing, that's her own personal clothing?

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Kid's got great wardrobe, great style.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty good, mono. I like a lot of it.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  It's locked up chic.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's gonna take 30 years to get nanotechnology. I mean, people are saying like, AI is catching up. We're gonna have nanotechnology and it's like, dude, it's gonna take.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Hello? Breaking sports news. This is big. Bobby, this is very, very, very big. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins, 2004's number one golfer in the world, three-time major champion is attempting a comeback. He needs one more major to complete the grand slam. The grand slam.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie what?

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Clearly I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. The greatest.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  The greatest of what?

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Three majors, the visor, the hair. Come on, Bobby. The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know anything about golf.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Can he come back and do it again? Who knows?

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Do what again?

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Can he win? Will he win?

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Who's Lon- okay.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so who's Lon-

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  He will win.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he will. Can I ask some questions?

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  Will he win?

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  I hope so.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  I hope so too that he'll win, but who is Lonnie Hawkins? He's a golfer?

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  All the power is in the visor.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  That visor?

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  This visor now.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  It looks pretty powerful, dude. But I doubt, I doubt, I don't, what?

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Put one on.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Put one on.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God. Oh, my God.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  We look absurd, but we're champions now.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. I feel the power.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Do you feel the power of the Hawk?

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I, I, I believe in the lawn.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  I do. Tell me more.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Bleach blonde hair.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Bleach blonde hair.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  The colored shirts, the swagger. The ex-wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins because now-

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's the man!

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  The comeback is real.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  And he's gonna have a comeback and he's the man and he's gonna do it.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  He must, he will, he can.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  But he might not.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  He should.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  But he will.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  He should.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  He will, he definitely will, right?

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  Do you think Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins can actually complete the Grand Slam? He needs one more major. His body, Robert, says retire. His heart says no way.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna take this hat off now. I don't think he can.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  He will.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  At his age.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  He will!

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  At his age.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  He will at his age! He's a champion, he's gonna do it.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Can he win a major?

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins!

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know what? My age? Yes, he can.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  Is this, is this comeback-

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  His bones are gonna ache, his legs are gonna creak, his mind's gonna be disheveled, but at the end of the day, he's gonna persevere. He's gonna rise to the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie, oh Lonnie Hawkins.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  He's the Hawk, Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Is this inspiring or delusional? Is Lonnie the Hawk inspirational?

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  It's not delusional, it's inspiring.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  You must believe.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  I believe now.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or stage an intervention?

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  I think he should.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  You think he should support his father?

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think in a family dynamic, I think that's the healthiest choice.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father because-

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  My dad died.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  But that's not the case here. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  The Hawk premieres July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins, three majors. One more for the Grand Slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'll give my endorsement.

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  You'll watch The Hawk on July 16th on Netflix.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  But if, uh, let me say something. If the father doesn't make him better, I'm out.

• 23:34Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  So everyone at home, please watch The Hawk, July 16th on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawk. Hawkins.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  Hey Bobby, America is 250 years old.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, America.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  An old lady she is, a beautiful lady, and I'm telling you, why not pop a little Mountain Dew while you get together with your friends this summer? Cause it's delicious and, and.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  It's an iconic drink.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  It's an iconic.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  It's Mountain Dew, an American original, just like you, Andrew.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  Just like you.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Family fishing, lakeside hangs, road trips, rounds of golf, concerts. I don't care where you are, grab yourself a Dew. It's tasting great since 48. The bold taste you know and love. It's got proud American roots, baby. With the Dew, you see two bald eagles flying by.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  Mountain Dew. It's a great way to start a damn good time. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting great since 48.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

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• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

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• 25:11Bobby Lee?

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• 25:12Andrew Santino?

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• 25:21Bobby Lee?

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• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  That's quo, Q-U-O, dot com slash badfriends.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  So I flip over, this is insane, I flip over my furniture yesterday.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Because my wife's like, hey, we want to get new cushions before like my family comes in and stuff because they're old and they're fucked up and they've been outside forever. And I was like, alright. So I flip over the chairs because I'm going to spray them down and clean them. Five, right where I've sit all the time.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  I get, let me guess.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Five.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  Black widows.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Five, and their eggs are all inside the arm of the chair.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  You're so right. It was the Jackson Five, dude.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Is that who?

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  I was like, Michael, Tanya?

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Were they singing ABC?

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. ABC, one, two, three. Five, five black widows underneath, and they had eggs, baby, baby eggs underneath.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  So I had to look it up because I was like, what is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  But dogs it does.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  It does kill dogs. I, I looked that up. It because the venom is so, the human, to humans, I guess it's not, it's not strong enough to do anything to us, but it can paralyze a piece of your body. If the venom seeps in the right place. Highly potent neurotoxin, primarily composed of whatever. A female black widow, girl, when?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and anyway, oh, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep for two days that Carlos saw.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 27:06Speaker 04

  God.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:07Speaker 04

  It's insane.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. It's called Burger Infinity.

• 27:11Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  There's no way that's the name.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  It's called Buffet Infinity. It's called Buffet.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Burger Infinity is so funny. Buffet Infinity, just everyone gets sick and dies from a, from a buffet?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's, it's a movie.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a movie? This is not a documentary?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a movie set all in commercials.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Brilliant.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  From a local town.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Is it Netflix?

• 27:34Speaker 04

  No, no, no, I rented it.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it is, I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it. And I've seen it three times since.

• 27:41Speaker 04

  That's.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  It's, I, yeah, I've seen it three.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  I gotta, I gotta watch it.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  No, you're, you're gonna hate it. This is not your thing.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  This is our thing. Mccone liked it too. Uh, this is our thing.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  I guess I won't be in.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  This is not your thing.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  You're, it's gonna drive you crazy and it's, it's, it's.

• 27:56Speaker 04

  That's like the fun of it.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  It's annoying?

• 27:59Speaker 04

  No, it's just, it just never stops commercials. It's all commercials for.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Two hours.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, no, I don't wanna watch that.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you follow the story that way.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  It's an interesting pitch.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  But two hours of commercials is heavy.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  But then you, it's like the movie They Live, where as, as if you can wear the glasses now.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Ah, so you're, okay. No, maybe I do like that.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  And, and, um.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  It's uh, you you look at billboards differently, you look at advertisement differently.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Who did this and how, when did this come out? Is this brand new or it's been out for a minute?

• 28:31Speaker 04

  Uh, it's pretty new. It's a Canadian film.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 04

  Simon Glassman.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  2025 it came out.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. When did it get out, Rotten Tomatoes?

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Second City TV, so it's produced by a bunch of those Second City guys?

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I I know some people I recognize.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you, what is the um, um, Rotten Tomatoes?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got it. A hundred?

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Not a lot of review, about a hundred percent Rotten Tomatoes.

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  No, fourteen reviews, that's not a real number. It's gotta get reviewed.

• 28:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wasn't like reviewed, reviewed, but I mean, it's good.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  No, but that's sick. I I think I might try it.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna hate it, you're right, cuz it does sound.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm just gonna let you know, it's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada, right? And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like, you know, you're bland, local television commercials from small businesses, right? But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  All right, I'm gonna try it.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it, and then, um.

• 29:27Speaker 04

  It's awesome.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking awesome. It really is. And it's a, it's a little disturbing.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  I like that, though.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a, yeah.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  We need a little bit more disturbing. The world isn't fucked up enough. Carlos watched every second of UFC.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that?

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  For sure he did.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  I thought it like a bomb was gonna go off or something. I just wanted.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt?

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I got.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dark, dark, dark.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  That insane thing to say. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  You're a lunatic.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  To see like half the government go away in one moment would be.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, you're a lunatic.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  What is going on with you, dude?

• 30:00Speaker 04

  Good or bad, I'm just saying.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  You're deep into the internet, dude.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Oh, you have TikTok, oh, this is about buffet infinity? He was like, oh, it's about data centers, man. That's what it's really about.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Could be, though.

• 30:11Speaker 04

  But that's TikTok.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  And you're saying I have.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  So you saw on TikTok reviewer go go off about it, that's why. You saw someone on TikTok talking about it and then you got in your head?

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  And it starts there and it ends with tuberculosis. It always does. It starts. Dude, I've been, I've been down the holes.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  I've been down the holes where you go, this is kind of interesting.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  My holes, my holes, I can't reveal my holes.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Everybody's seen your holes.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, not my physical holes.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  My mental holes.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? And my mental holes, um, no one could hear about them because I would be on a list.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  Oh, I know.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, Carlos should be on a list.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you should be on a list, but I would be on some sort of list.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  You get new jeans? You did, didn't you? Cause I commented they look good.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got some new, uh, salvaged Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  And were you surprised?

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I-

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  Very salvaged, by the way.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  They look very salvaged.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  They're very salvaged and, uh, thank you.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  From a salvage yard?

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in Okinawa.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  They were like, give me a bumper of an 86 Accord in those jeans.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  That's a salvage yard.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  They go, okay. But you want the car too?

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't need the car. Just give me the door.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um, yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear them out.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  They're very stiff.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  You just gotta, you know what you gotta do?

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Don't tell me. I, I, what?

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Your pool.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  You gotta put them in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you, can I tell you what to do?

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  This is actually a really good sneaky trick.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  You find a young person, like a young dude that, well, like Richie or someone at the studio.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  And let him wear them for two weeks straight because they'll fuck them up. He'll sleep in them, he'll live in them.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't want Richie's enzymes in my jeans.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Richie's a clean kid.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I don't care. Any biological matter that Richie has, I don't want him on my jeans.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what about Carlos? Would you let him rock your jeans?

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  No, because you don't wash raw denim.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I don't want his enzymes or, you know, I mean, cells or any of that on my jeans.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  None of his epidermis should land in your-

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you do in my jeans, your little rave parties that you go to, I don't want them on my jeans.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  You put them on and they're like-

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  They would be like white on the inside.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  The tuberculosis.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, TB jeans.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  TB jeans.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  TBT jeans.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just gonna do them. I went hiking in them yesterday and people were looking at me weird.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  No, that's actually smart, hiking in them.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because there's a, you're not gonna fucking believe this shit, dude. I'm so

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  I bet I am.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  It's by my house, right? There's a little hockey hiking trail.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  You know that one?

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And there's a parking lot.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? So you for 15 years I've been going there.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Now they make you pay.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  So I get I'm done hiking.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  You know, in these jeans, I go to my car. I got a parking ticket.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  I know. I was livid about it. I went there and I was like, when have we had to pay for this? I've lived here.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  For 20 years, you've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  And now they put a machine and they make you pay.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  They make.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  It's like 10 bucks for an hour. It's something insane.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  It's a hustle.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And they're like, oh, there's new government regulation because I because I walked up to the car while he was doing it.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get out of LA.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that park ranger.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  It's getting worse.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  What is going on?

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  He would not.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Pratt would have had no machines in parking lots.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Hi, that's Nick. Is that Miss Ramen herself?

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that you know what?

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  This place is.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  How do we get out?

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  We gotta move. This place sucks shit. Let's get the fuck out of here. You know what's so fucking unfortunate?

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  But you want to go to places I don't want to go and I want to go to places you don't want to go.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Name a place that you want to go that I don't want to go. Name a place.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Fine, I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii. But guess what, buddy?

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Way more expensive than here. What are you talking about?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Taxes, too?

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  Everything, everything.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Where's the the people say Nashville?

• 33:59Speaker 05

  No, that's just like a trend.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, dude. This is real.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  People say Nashville.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  I could do it. Yeah, my boy, Zach Townsend.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to look at I'm wearing his merch right now. It's.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville. Look, dude.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Curacao?

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, good merch.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Aunt Yohimbo.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Do you know him? Curacao?

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  Distressed. Does he live in Nashville?

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  When he had Blackfoot.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Curacao lives outside of Nashville.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  He lives in Knoxville, actually, by University of Tennessee.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  I saw a movie last night called Kraken.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  You know Kraken is?

• 34:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the Kraken from the sea, like the creature.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the sea kraken.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is like one of those Godzilla versus?

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  No, it was just, it's a Norwegian movie, I guess. Yeah.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm out on that.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  We made a film about the Kraken.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's basically what it is.

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  It's like, I don't care.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  And it starts off good, but every decision everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing?

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Norwegians do traditionally make pretty cool, weird shit.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Like, you've seen Clown, right?

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  We should remake Clown. You and I should do Clown. I don't even know why we don't do Clown.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let the one in, is that Norwegian?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great movie, but the Kraken, it's like, it's shot beautifully, but I'm like, what are you, why would you do that?

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  It's bad ideas.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bad ideas. What we want to see is the Kraken.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  And we want to see it killing and eating people.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a kraken throw a human being as far as it can.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  And when they show the kraken, it's beautiful, you know what I mean? But it's like, um, oh, so it doesn't exist?

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  It's all fake.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, Loch Ness, all these mythologies are just perceptions.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  No, this could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The Kraken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are, like, you can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrial waste flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  They said 150 out of 200 days, they couldn't swim in, like, Leo Correo, maybe that was it down there?

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Right? Isn't that Leo Correo down there?

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, this is my theory.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  They're just throwing their poop up at us.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  If you see a can, right, and it's floating down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  There are birds coming through the sewage.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, though.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  So Mexico's sending so much waste into the ocean, you can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And there's no way, there's no net you could put up?

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  Here's the funniest part. They were like, the news was like, Mexican government is working diligently, that's it right there. Mexican government is working diligently on getting the waste out of the water. However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking and they're just staring at it.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  They're just looking at it.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's what you do at a poop pipe when you first, you know what I mean?

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  You gotta take a look at it.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  You gotta look first.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're looking at it.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours, depending on the time I have.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  That's what it looks like from an air view. That's all poop.

• 37:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's the...

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  No, all, wait, all that brown part is poop?

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  That's poop dude.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, NASA can see it from space.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  NASA can see the poop from space in San Diego.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  Great Wall of China and that's...

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  That's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much poop!

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  That's so much, but you can't go in the water.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  In Hawaii, is, there's no poo water there, right?

• 37:26Speaker 04

  There is from space.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  No, people don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  It's just asai boles and stuff.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  That's right dude, just fish.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Asai boles.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Mahi mahi!

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  We don't need to poop, brada!

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Let's move to, where are we gonna move then? You just said it, so Hawaii is obviously...

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii's out.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Nashville's one, we can do it.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  I think Nashville for me, um, I feel like, you know, I mean, an Asian dude...

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  I know, but look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's gotta be.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  If there isn't, I can't go.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  We'll go there, for you. I'll move there, I don't care. You know I like Koreans.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Yes! There is a visible and growing Korean population in Nashville and the surrounding middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. The Korean American Association...

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  How many people? It can't be nine dudes.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  If it's 38 or more, we're in.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's gotta be at least 5,000.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  5,000?

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  2,500 to 2,700, that's a lot. That's all you need.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I need. I need thousands.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  You can build a village.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Maybe if I go and maybe, I don't know.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  You could influence a lot of Koreans to go.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I can influence it. Maybe I can run the 2,700. What is it?

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  Los Angeles metro area has, yeah, 3,000.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I, that's, you know...

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't like many of them though. There's only half of those.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I don't like, um, pretending to you and your people.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Okay. What is it?

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  And it's gonna sound childish when I say it. It's gonna sound, um, like I'm being racist.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Toward the whites.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's fair.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  I do it all the time to you.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and I wanna say this, is...

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  When you're in a Korean spa.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Me?

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Just in general.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Whites?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  In general.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I counted. I'm just gonna say I counted. Um, close the steam room door, all the way.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I've never had an issue with that.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have an issue with it.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I've all, I was always, "Close the door," but who's not closing the door? You ran into one white?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I counted. And I would do, I was in the steam room with five other white dudes. And one would leave, I'd have to stand up, close it, sit back down. And the four other dudes, because I stayed in there for like a half an hour, right? For observation purposes only, right? Is, they, all four purposely left it open. And I'd have to get up and close it.

• 39:46Speaker 04

  Thought you worked there.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  So you kept getting up to close the door?

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah. No, it's sensible.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Thought you were on your lunch break.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, to keep the steam inside the steam room.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  I've never had a problem with that.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a problem with it.

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, whenever I go to the Russian spas in New York, and the gay, the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  We leave it wide open.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Because everybody wants to come and they go, baby.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  In a Russian one, you can do that, right? But is it racist for me to say that, like?

• 40:14Speaker 04

  To be type about a race?

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  No, it's because it's a Korean spa, right?

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Then don't let in whites.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you can't do that.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can. You can make a private club, and you can let in whoever you want.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they don't do that.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, why don't you go, why don't you make a private Korean spa for Koreans?

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Just close the door!

• 40:32Speaker 04

  It's the whites-only place in the Ozarks, so you can do those.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  You can do it.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, whites-only spa?

• 40:38Speaker 04

  No, it's a white, we talked about this on the show, the whites.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the development, yeah, I know. And they, I only, they only let me buy like one or two properties.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But my point is, is, is that a terrible thing?

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  It's not that big of a deal.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  It's also-

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  I think you found a group of guys that were friends that-

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  No, i- i- it's a problem every time. I go to spa three or four times a week. I count.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  That's the problem.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  I count too when I drive. It's all bad. Asian drivers, so it's all the same thing.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. What I'm gonna say, let me defend that.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  No, there's no defense for that.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Oh, yeah, there is a defense. Oh, oh, there is a defense.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  Difference.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  Not from you.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  There is a difference.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  There is no difference. Okay, what I'm gonna say is-

• 41:22Speaker 05

  And you've seen your cars.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you've wrecked like six cars.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, we've already talked about this.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I'm saying you're not backing, you're not gonna-

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  We leave the door open in a steam room. You hit people with a three-ton piece of machinery.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  It's dangerous.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I, no.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  One of these things doesn't kill people.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let, can I, may I have my opportunity? Factor. We, you know, we've always talked about factor. For me, eating healthy isn't a willpower problem. It's a setup problem for sure.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  Until you found factor.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

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• 42:22Bobby Lee?

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• 42:33Andrew Santino?

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• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

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• 42:56Bobby Lee?

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• 43:10Andrew Santino?

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• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you, when my dad died, right, something was going on. I couldn't eat or sleep, and I didn't know what was going on. And this happened for months. And then I did therapy, and then as soon as I talked about my dad's situation growing up, it all, I was able to eat and sleep again. It's attached to my body, you know, that kind of trauma. And I think that things like Talkspace is a lifesaver.

• 43:50Andrew Santino?

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• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  I want to go to a luxurious vacation on a faraway island with my new girlfriend.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Ooh!

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, I'm trying to monetize my situation.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

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• 45:04Bobby Lee?

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• 45:35Speaker 04

  Why does your picture come up when I type in bad?

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Bad Asian driver? That's so funny. Asian drivers, is it true?

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Is that AI?

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  When you walk into the steam room and you open the door, does it go bing dong at the Korean spa?

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it makes no noise. No, all I hear is the steam.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  There's just a woman in the corner going, you break, you buy.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me defend Asian drivers if I may, okay?

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Try.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Is there's two.

• 45:59Speaker 04

  I'm from China, dude. Look at this.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, right? He was in a hurry. He was late for work. He was late for work.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  That'd be Japan.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so here's my take on it, all right?

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  I feel like that every race has their bad drivers because a lot of times.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm driving.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  They all move here.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  A lot of times.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  All of the bad Asian drivers moved here. Asians kicked them out of their original country of origin.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Just because they couldn't drive?

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if you fail your driving test in China, they send you to the United States.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  That's absolutely, that's a good joke.

• 46:32Speaker 05

  That's how the stereotype.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a stereotype. No.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Get out of here. Eris Iron for you.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  I can't defend, I can't defend it then.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  It's impossible.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  You're not allowing me to defend it.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're thinking about what you might be, you can't even make up something.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  I already know what I was gonna say, but you know, well, let me get it out.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  All right, go ahead.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  No interruptions, please.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  Fine, guys, no jokes.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  All right, no interruptions, please, okay?

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  No comedy.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  There's two points I want to make now, all right? Now I have two points.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's growing.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, number one is I'm.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  I, I, what? I'm a driver where stop signs and stoplights are suggestion.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like late at night, at 3:00 in the morning, if I'm at a stoplight and I look around and there's no one around, I just run right through it.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  Like a bad driver.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not a bad driver.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  I mean, sure.

• 47:19Speaker 04

  No, that's gangster.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  That's gangster.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  It's illegal.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  It is illegal.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  And you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time when you fuck around and find out.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a terrible thing to wish on me.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Stop running through, stop running through lights.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  At 3:00 in the morning.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  A kid could be out there, a teenager in summer, it's summer, he could be riding his bike around the neighborhood.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have lights that come out called headlights.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, now you have your glasses. You can see.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Glasses have headlights, okay? And also, um, I don't care about scratches and dings.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Your Prius looked like it was shipped back here from Iran. It looked like it spent a term in Iran.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  I've already made this fucking, like, in Thailand, right? Or you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision, they'll roll down the window and they'll go, "We okay? You okay? I'm okay." And they drive on. There's no insurance, you know what I mean?

• 48:13Speaker 04

  It's not supposed to happen, you hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's that we don't care about dings, scratches and.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  But you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a, you know, and a handshake.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  And an egg.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't forget the egg.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Two donkeys and an egg.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  So I'm saying, here, we have, our vehicles are more expensive.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in China, they do it too.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, too many fucking people.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  No, it's just like, "Oh, let move on, let move on," you know what I mean? That's how I am, okay? If I get a ding, "Let move on, let move on." But no, you do a slight little bumper tap, right? Pull over!

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Pull over.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Right, and we exchange cops, cops, it's, what the fuck are we doing here? It's insane.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Make up your own Korean only spa.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so that's number one.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  What was number one?

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  That was number two.

• 49:01Speaker 05

  Can I just summarize it?

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and oh, number two is this, right? There's two types of drivers, okay?

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Asian drivers and everyone else.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Yeah, I've driven behind Armenians and, and they drives, white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other day? If you get too close, I slow down.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  It was a white person.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  That's funny.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, I know it's funny, but she really means it. For you to put that in, on your car.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  That's different, it's a she.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:26Speaker 04

  They're all that.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what? I don't know what you're doing. All right, so what I'm saying is, is that, um, you know, there's a lot of, but then you look at fucking Tokyo Drift, Fast and the Furious. Sung Kang, they can all drive.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, but he's the exception.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's the exception to the rules, right? Some of us are.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  The one, the one guy that was in F1, Yuki Tsunoda, he got, he got, he's gone.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I know.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  He couldn't keep up.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he can keep up.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't. Obviously, he didn't. He's gone. He's no Verstappen.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, dog, you guys are the wor- I don't know what it is, it's in your genetic code. It's not even like a.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  How we good at math?

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  How we good at math?

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes. Some stereotypes are good, some are not good.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  We're better at school.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  You're better at school.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  You're sitting down, that's.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  How about engineering?

• 50:13Speaker 04

  It's just a room.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Engineering, you guys are great.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, I can take bad driving.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  It's the wor- yeah, you're the worst.

• 50:18Speaker 05

  Just don't drive it.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You can build the car, just don't drive it. Very good.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good, well, yeah? Okay, good.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  AI says I have confirmation bias.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  Confirmation bias, yeah.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, perse- uh, it's a, people hold a preconceived stereotype, selectively remember.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  It's preconceived, okay?

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  You're kind, you have confirmation bias.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I've been, another thing that I want to say, all right? And I'm not defending anything, myself included, right? But I'm a master of the male naked body.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you're one of them, yeah.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go to the spa all the time.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'm gonna go to one tonight.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And in, in the spas I go, there's every race, and I've seen every penis size.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the stereotype, uh, I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. Okay? It was so small, it was like this. I wanted to murder him. Because he's the guy, he's the guy.

• 51:16Speaker 05

  Confirmation bias.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, confirmation. He's the guy that we all have the stereotype. Some white dudes saw that dude, you mean in Pearl Harbor or whatever, and spread that rumor.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  It worked.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it did work, right?

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  We all heard about it.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so, um.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  It was that and Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, same kind of rumor.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  And they worked.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is that, but I've seen a lot of Asian dudes that are carrying a heavy load.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, I would say I compare to, now, the blacks, for sure.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're pretty good.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  No, they're the best. I've seen them.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Can we talk about this even?

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  What we're saying?

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:02Speaker 05

  Is this confirmation bias or not?

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't, yeah, it's not confirmation bias, it's reality. Yeah, right?

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  Imagine being a black guy with a small penis.

• 52:11Speaker 05

  So sad.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that'd be sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal, make a joke about it, make a career of it.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, you, yeah.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  Being a white guy with a small penis, big deal, go get money and you'll be fine.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Being a black guy with a small penis.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  It's sad.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  All your other black friends are gonna go, damn, dog.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what happened?

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  That's a bummer.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  That's just that you just gotta be.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  But I'll tell you this. So I, I used to belong to some porn sites for my masturbation activities.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  Sure, yeah.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't do it anymore.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  We would assume, yeah.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, we'd never thought you were.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, researching?

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, there's one that I had saved with a black dwarf, right, with, that's in the porn.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  And his penis was triple the size of any other penis I've ever seen.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, even the dwarves have big ones.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  Hey, God, God was on something, he built him.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Built him different.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  He built him different, yeah. He goes.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  What if I just make his penis huge?

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that, don't.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna be able to play basketball.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  You're still not gonna be able to swim.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  Big B D L P.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  The B D L P. Oh! There's an LP love show now. Bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality little person love show. And I'm so excited to watch it. Little person.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Is that TLC? It's gotta be TLC.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Little, oh wait.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what's it called?

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Little Singles.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  Little Singles. Yeah, Little Singles.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Little Singles.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Little Singles. Wow.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know Kraft cheese? You know, they're called singles, right? The single slices?

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  I like that. Two more, it's a gang.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  How is there only five of them? On a dating show? Oh, there's more.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  No, that looks like, yeah.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  No, it's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all like friends or something. I have no idea.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  That's 80% of the population?

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, how only five?

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, because they all have to fit up in that tree.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's, I, I think they're looking for the best looking.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  They're making cookies? Are they making cookies?

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where's the chocolate?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at it.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  She's never gone to a grocery store.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's too high. Do they give them, do they give them?

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  What do they give them? Full apples when they get on those couches? Give me a full apple, dude. Can't do half apples. Well, she's never been to a grocery store?

• 54:39Speaker 04

  She had anxiety about being in LP.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, dude, imagine those shelves are so big.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't even read.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, he can't hit the top.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You know what I mean? My girlfriend's 5'10", so I go.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  She can do it.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  I go, get that.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't care.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  I do want to watch this. It's on Netflix? What is this on?

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Uh, TLC.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Little Singles. Man, TLC keeps making bangers, huh?

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Speaker 04

  Pool looks nice, yeah. There's a cup in the water.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  And when, when is Sex on the Spectrum gonna happen?

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  You just wanna watch it?

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Don't you wanna watch it?

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't wanna watch it?

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm teeing up your joke in my mind.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  I can hear it in my head.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Like, I can literally hear the joke.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, yeah.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  Great joke.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Can't say it, I guess.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Can't say it, I guess.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's in the special.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  It's in the special, yeah.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, the World Cup's going on, and I'm so sorry. Do you think USA, you're a, you are a diehard football fan. Do you think USA has even a shot?

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'll tell you who's not gonna win.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Brazil. They look terrible.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. Spain has the best chance.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Their midfield is so old, I can't even believe it.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude, we are plus 3,300 right now?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  That's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  You, you would?

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  There's no way it's gonna happen.

• 55:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  I mean, cuz I know, I know football, and I know France's team, and I know England's team, I know Portugal's team, um... They're just, they're, it's like LeBron James.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  We're the longest of the long shots.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  We're the longest of the long shots.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  They just have, their bench, their bench is a World Cup team?

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  You know, so it's like, um...

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Again, I know nothing about...

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I mean, France has Mbappe, I mean, they have, uh, you know, Dembele, they've got really good players, dude.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Is Muguntu on that team?

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  No, Muguntu, yeah, is on, he's on the bench, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Mbappe is French?

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  Where's he from?

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  France.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  The one in Ghana.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that sounds right.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, even Balligan, from the US team, was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he moved in, moved to...

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  England?

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he, to London, yeah.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yes, and then...

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  But it's where you're born is what you can do, or your parents...

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, he has dual citizenship, but...

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't gonna get on...

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  The England squad.

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  That's bad news.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Which is cool, he's like, oh, fuck it, I'll just play for America then.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I would do the same shit.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  It's like what Eileen Gu, remember? She played, she rode for China, even though she could've rode for us.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  And they let him go.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  He wasn't good enough.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  No, they, sometimes they...

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  Hey, he's not good enough to be a Gunner. And that's just how it goes.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'm, but li- listen, Eze, Iber- Eberetje Eze, Eze was in the Arsenal... Academy, got let go, played for shitty teams, finally got on Crystal Palace, and then Arsenal made him offer when he was 27 years old.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  So Baligan can come home.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Baligan can come home. That'll be a song they sing.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Baligan can't come.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  Baligan can come home.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  I love those songs. The fact that we haven't adopted that even a little bit in the States and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the fucking wave. We still got the fucking wave. Every time I go to a Dodger game and they start it, I go like this, "No!"

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or the hand, the gigantic hand.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  I have 15 of those at home.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you know where the wave started, by the way, though? California.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  Should've. Wouldn't you think it would start here? It started up north.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  The Beach Boys?

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave? The wave started up in San Francisco.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It's, what if?

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Oakland, sorry.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what if somebody started it and they're like, "What the fuck are you doing?"

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  It's the guy with Tourette's.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  And no one does it, and they're like, "What the fuck are you doing?" "I'm trying something."

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Like, who's, how do you do it? Do you have to?

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  That's him right there, Crazy George. He started.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  You have to have a group of people know what you're doing.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he's so loud. He yelled so loud, they said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream so loud. He was, he was the man.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm also tired of USA chanting.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  You like it?

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Love. Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, "U-S-A, U-S-A."

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, something about it, I'm patriotic.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  She salutes me.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. I, I'm patriotic, but.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  I'll be pounding away and she's

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  She plays the

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  But especially in the

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Taps? Plays taps for me?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Especially when they're in the

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Tapping at ass.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Especially when they're in the Olympics and you're like yelling USA, and then you're sitting next to like a country that isn't, you know what I mean, a first world country.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's just like, if I'm like, in front of my house, and a homeless guy walks by and me go, "I own a home! I own a home!" It, it feels like bragging.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't that feel good to do?

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  It just feels like bragging.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  I have the context.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  To fight to be this place.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna yell it in your face. It's the best country in the world. We're gonna yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, "You're not the best." Okay. Then why are you both here? Huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it?

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa dude, I don't like this.

• 1:00:03Speaker 05

  Best country in the world.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't like this. This new...

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  USA! USA! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I love it dude. What does Korea say?

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  USA! Even during a Korean match, it's crazy. No, uh, I don't know what they say, but, um...

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Banga ding. De han minguk da de han. South Korea unofficially recognized national chant.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  And clap, clap, clap, clap? We all do that!

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  Crap, crap, crap, crap.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's, oh, oh, it's...

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  No, that's actually cool.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it three times in a row.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I like it.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  I totally get it. De han ming!

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I...

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  Big fans of Korea over here.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do mine.

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Clap once. Alright? I wanna grab mine.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, clap once, go "oooh", right? Clap three times, a thumbs up, and then another "oooh".

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Here we go.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, write it down, write it down, cuz I forgot what I said.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Clap, "oooh", clap, clap, clap, "oooh", no, thumbs up, "oooh".

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so... I even forgot.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Clap, "oooh", clap, clap, clap, "oooh", thumbs up.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Clap, "oooh", clap, clap, clap, "oooh".

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  "oooh" with a thumbs up, simultaneously.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Zoom in please. Clap, "oooh", clap, clap, clap, thumbs up, "oooh", ready?

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Here we go, ready, one, two, three. Ooh! No, see, your rhythm's off.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, you're too fast!

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  You're too fast, you were above me, ready?

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Clap, "oooh", oh, I did clap.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  I just read it. I just read it. Sorry, sorry.

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  This is how auditions go.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  This is my audition.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  That's why we can't work in the business.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready?

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  All right, ready?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  One, two, three. Ooh!

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Ooh!

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  No, thumbs up, ooh.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  I thought it's a simultaneous.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. You thumbs up and then ooh.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Ooh! Ooh!

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.