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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:12Bobby Lee?

  North London forever. Whatever the weather. These streets are our own. And my heart will not leave you ever. My blood will forever run through the stone.

• 0:36Andrew Santino?

  Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal, winning.

• 0:41Bobby Lee?

  The Premier League after 22 years of trying.

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Non?

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  There he is. He was with his nan.

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing.

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  I thought he said non.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw that one.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  Two title wins.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Yep, yeah.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  A gooner, a gooner for life, you must be.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I have to say, I know the fans are sick of it.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  I went to Canada this weekend.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  How was Canada? You were in Toronto?

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  It went off without a hitch.

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  No hitches at all?

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It went off without a hitch.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Now, tell me.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  It sounds, just tonally, it sounds like there were some hitches.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  There's two hitches. There's two hitches! I don't know if the fans, well, listen to it all the time.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  I think the fans would enjoy.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  My, my hitches.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  A couple of.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  There was three, but the third one I could let go.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to hear all three.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the third one isn't as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go, the first two, what are you doing?

• 1:35Speaker 04

  I'm lawyering up.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's lawyering up.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're lawyering up. All right, so what I want to say to you, Carlos, is, is that I love you, you're improving every week. I'll tell you where their improvements are coming.

• 1:46Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Every time he approaches me, he puts some Mentos in his mouth.

• 1:51Speaker 04

  Literally true.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Literally true.

• 1:53Speaker 04

  Literally true.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Every time I knew Mentos in his mouth and I'm like, that's growth.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  You know, I'm gonna get the bill for-

• 1:58Speaker 04

  He was spraying cologne all over-

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sprays cologne over his face. He approaches me-

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna get the bill for bad at the end of the month and it's gonna be Mentos. It's gonna be thirty grand in Mentos.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. So, um, so that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kinda bothersome to me.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  Backhanded?

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Not backhanded, just an observation.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, and I'm gonna say the first two and then I don't want any arguments. So write it down if you have any arguments.

• 2:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you told me I couldn't talk.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm gonna do the first two without any interruption from you, right? And go get a piece of paper and a pen and I will not allow you to even say a word, okay? And it's just interesting little thing to the bit of something that, alright, so, um, are you ready Carlos or?

• 2:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where are you?

• 2:47Speaker 04

  I said to get my jewel.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, go get your jewel. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  One jewel per gripe. You get to huff one big hit per gripe.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  The first one, I don't know why it bothered me. It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but it bothered me.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I have Carlos go up on stage. It's tough.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  I did see photos of that.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He goes up on stage and he needs to say two things, which are, please no heckling.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and put away your phones.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  And put your way, oh, your way your phones because Bobby has a special coming out. And we don't want anyone videoing it.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Simple request.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, so. And while he's doing it, I'm on the god mic, which is the mic offstage. And I'm making the crowd laugh like, hurry up. You know what I mean? Boring, and stuff like that.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  More energy.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Classic shit.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, so.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Classic shit.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Second show, uh, in Toronto, um, he gets off stage giggling. He gets offstage giggling, like, right? He looks me right in the eyes and he goes, "I feel like Robin Williams."

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  I feel like Robin?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Williams.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Now, what do you think you have in common with Robin?

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he doesn't get to-

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry, not you.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do it now or?

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  I'll go bit to bit.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  We'll go bit to bit.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  So let him, you-

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  I think you rebut-

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Do a rebuttal now.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Let's rebut.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do a rebuttal.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Do big.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you not say that?

• 4:06Speaker 04

  I did say that. I was feeling it so hard. I was high as hell getting offstage and I was proud of myself for killing it for my boss.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was more like, "I feel like Hannah Gatsby."

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're the old lady and I'm hurrying.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good attack, good attack. Good attack, good attack.

• 4:25Speaker 04

  It's a good show.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Very good talk.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  You believe you crush the cold open?

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Like Robin Williams.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  I do well.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he did not.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  God laughs.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  The laughs were from me.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  No, no, not all of them, they were from me as well.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I mean, does it bother?

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay, it's, I'll say.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't think of an analogy. I think maybe I thought of the feeling. Can I give you just an analogy? Let's say I'm a construction worker, right? And I'm working on a home.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  One day, I invite my son. My son's 15 years old. Come to work with me, son. Right? And I'm putting in a nail.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Ta, ta, ta, ta, right? And the last bit, I go, son, come over here. Grab the hammer. He does the last bit. The son does.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Then looks at his dad and goes, I built a house.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  That's the feeling. I built a house. No, you put a little piece of nail in.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not Robin Williams.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  I didn't fail.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  He didn't feel, I bet you money, I bet you money that if Robin Williams was still alive, right? That feeling that you had, he never has.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Oh, that cocky feeling of?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's not even remotely, I mean, give me your.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  I would, I, so the, you said, would it make me mad? No, and I'll tell you why.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Why? Oh, good. I like this, because I want to calm down, yes, please.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Because I would have never let him go on stage.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Andrew, you'd have been psyched for me.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  I would have been happy for.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if he said that to you, what would, would be your reaction?

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  I'd have bring him back out stage, on stage. I'd have gone, Robin Williams, guys, everybody, give it back up.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Have him do another 10.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  Another 10?

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:00Speaker 04

  I was.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  On his own.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  I was manic, like you were at dinner.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  Gripe 2.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you why I was, that's the gripe 2. And do not say anything before.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Hold on.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, write it down, okay?

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Here's my gripe 2. So, um, well, there's a couple of gripes, but there's actually more gripes now, but.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  The gripes are growing.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, gripes always grow, like grapes.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  The gripes, they grow.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like grapes.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  It's a fine of gripes.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a, it's a fine of gripes. But I'm gonna say one gripe, okay? So, um, after the second show, what does one do after a show?

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  You go to eat.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  You're so smart.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  You have to go eat.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  You're so fucking smart.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  You're hungry, you're tired.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm here with you.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  You worked very hard.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so fucking smart, dude.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Where did you go to eat?

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  We went to this hot pot place we, that we really liked.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. So we're walking there and there's a gigantic, um, Indian slash Turkish man with us.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, security?

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never seen him before in my life.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Who's the man?

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know his name. Um, there was another, his cousin was with him too, or some friend. I think his name is Haroon.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Haroon.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, so stop. I, I said, don't say anything until I'm done.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm just lowering up.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, lower your, get your lawyers and go to your counsel and whatever you need to do, alright?

• 7:15Speaker 04

  I'm Carlos Cocker.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright. We're at dinner, right? And these guys are with us. Just sitting at dinner.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Eating a meal.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, then I'm paying for it, yeah.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Did you, did they introduce themselves to you at all?

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  The, the big guy did not, no.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  So, so.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, and the other guy, I only know his name because, um, during dinner I go, what's your name? And he goes, Haroon.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Haroon.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I, I, I turned to Carlos when they're both gone, they're at the, um, uh, sauce, um.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Sauce bar.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Section, bar, section.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  Sauce bar, yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  So they're away and I go, who the fuck is this guy? And this guy, Carlos goes, oh, that's Akash's brother.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  Haroon Singh.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Akash Singh, right? Do you remember this? When I looked at him and I went, what was it like, you know, me hang out with, growing up with Akash? And he goes, oh, I've only met him a couple of times in Toronto.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  He did not say that.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I did.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Your honor.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:10Speaker 04

  He did not say that.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is he? Who, is he, what, let me ask you this.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  You just.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  See, now, was he his brother?

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Look at my-

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Was he his brother?

• 8:18Speaker 04

  He was not, Your Honor. Your Honor, I point to evidence, Exhibit A.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me read this. Hasan Salimi says, "Hey, man, gonna talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane."

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Salimi Singh.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  Salimi Singh.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're different last names.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Very different.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  You told me that he was his brother.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, but in the Middle East, they do weird things with their names. You never know.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. It says here, Carlos said, "Hey, man, gonna talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane." Things have... dot, dot, dot. And Hasan says, "LOL, week to week, we live one day at a time." Now, I don't know if that is a Muslim thing, but I don't know what that is.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a AA thing.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  And he said, "Tell him Akash Singh bigger, but younger brother is here to make sure he's good when he's here."

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so when I asked him, "Are you his brother?", he goes, "When he comes to Toronto, I come to his shows." So I just, I just want to tell anyone out there, when I'm on tour from now on, if you're a serial killer, if you're on the FBI of the most dishonest list, just, just, just come to dinner.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Talk to Carlos.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  I know they never caught the Zodiac Killer, but if you're in town, just come to dinner. Anyone, come to dinner!

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  Come on to dinner.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Come on to dinner! Lie!

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Your Honor, Your Honor.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  He liked him so much, he got a ride to the Ritz-Carlton.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I got a ride because I didn't want to be in the car with you.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  Because I told you to take a chill pill, because you were being manic at dinner.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I'm with people there that aren't supposed to be there.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  I mean, if you have issues with standing up and like with boundaries and telling people who can and cannot come to dinner...

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  That's your, that's your job.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  But you should whisper that to me before we go. Andrew would have no problem with telling them.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, hold on. Don't throw me under the bus. I, I, I am simply waiting for my ride.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Don't push me in front of your ride. So wait, get back to the DM. Let's go back to the DM.

• 10:08Speaker 04

  We go back to the DM.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Because what I would interpret this as, if I'm Carlos,

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  and he says, "Tell him Akash Singh bigger, but younger brother is here", my immediate reaction would be, "You're related to Akash?"

• 10:22Speaker 04

  You're right, Your Honor. That's a question I could have asked.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  But instead, you said...

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Oh, I know Akash. We love AK. I've known him-

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  I've known him since 2011. You didn't inquire if whether or not this was Akash's brother, or reach out to Akash to say, "Is this guy your brother?" Now, how did this man DM you? He DM bad page or your page?

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Please, please, please, please.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Either way, the point is-

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Please, please, please.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  You didn't inquire if this man was actually a relative or just a local host of comics.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Look, they're holding hands.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  No, that's my hands in my pocket.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  And look at my head.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  You're...

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm going, "Who is this guy?"

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  This evidence you're trying to display?

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Who took this photo?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  You did.

• 11:03Speaker 04

  No, I didn't.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. And you did this because you knew I was gonna do this? And this is insane, dude.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Cat, Cat Bird took this photo.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  I have a-

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  She's on my side.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  I have a better iPhone than that.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay. This gentleman came to dinner.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  Bobby was being cordial and got through the dinner, although he was uncomfortable with the whole thing. At the end, was there any semblance of an apology? Or like, "Hey, I didn't know I fucked up," or any of that?

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  None. Interesting move, Carlos.

• 11:28Speaker 04

  No.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  He was visibly upset about this whole having strangers at the dinner.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  I don't think he was visibly upset about it.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Then why did you say to shut your mouth during dinner?

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  You told him to shut your mouth?

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Your Honor, I would never tell my boss to shut your mouth.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  What did you say then?

• 11:41Speaker 04

  You need to relax.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Take a chill pill is what you said.

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Well, he said chill pill. He... That's how he took it.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  He was manic, Andrew. He needed his meds. You would've-

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Hold on.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  You would've been very upset.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. Did you invite two strangers to dinner?

• 11:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but they were cool. And they were the same color as AK.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everyone in Toronto is brown.

• 12:04Speaker 04

  I know.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  The whole city is brown.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  I know. They can all come to dinner. Why don't-

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  No, well, I guess now they can. I guess if- When I go to Toronto next year, come on out. Distant cousins of Akash come out.

• 12:16Speaker 04

  And I'm also tour managing that, so-

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  And also, yeah, yeah. And also, you know, I'll pay for it. Anyone can come out. I pay.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  It's not the money problem. It's that you had strangers at dinner.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  It's...

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a combin- it's also a combination of different things.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  Were they backstage?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Uh, they came backstage.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they came backstage. Sure, they did.

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  After the show?

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, sure. Of course they did. They were in my green room. Of course they were. Your honor?

• 12:46Speaker 04

  Say about that.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  They weren't on the backstage list and he was standing by the door, walking with other people who were. And I gotta say, I got a little afraid of him. And I was like, oh, hi. Yeah, you can come.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, nothing says good tour manager.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Like fear.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like fear. Yeah, yeah.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  So you got afraid of this man. So what did you do? You let him in.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  You let him in.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  Someone has, someone comes with an axe to the door and you go, get in here. Bobby's sitting down, eating dinner.

• 13:12Speaker 04

  I'm not Secret Service. I wasn't trained in, uh, military tactics.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  I understand, but a tactic you are very good at is deflection and diversion. How come you didn't deflect and go, let's figure this out. And I, you guys, why don't you go sit out there? Let me talk to Bob because he needs to, and then we'll get back to the-

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  I also had told him, I don't, from our last trial, did I not? Right? That I don't want people back there if I don't know them.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  That was presented, that was presented in the previous trial.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  The previous trial, your honor.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay, time out.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  You said Robin Williams. There were two guys I didn't know at the dinner. I mean, what the fuck is there else to say?

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Let me say this.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. Listen, I don't know anything about him.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  You got along swimmingly.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I would rather get a ride home with him.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Than you that night.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Well, I'm, yeah.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  By the way, interesting tactic by the general to, to ride with the enemy.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  Versus his own team.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  Never seen in history.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  But he doesn't trust his own team enough. He rides with-

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't trust my own team.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the most interesting.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Hey, that's tough.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Now, let me say this.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  No, let, let's, let's say, let me get the, let me get Andreas and McCon in the action.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Andreas, what do you think?

• 14:19Speaker 05

  I wanna say it's difficult to defend Carlos here. I want to.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  I really want to.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  Wait, your honor, your honor.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, no, no. We, no, we're, we're, we're-

• 14:31Speaker 04

  I have to talk to the judge.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  The jury, the jury has to talk.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  They don't talk in court.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In this one court, they do, okay?

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends court, they talk.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  They talk, all right. McCon, and be honest and, you know, I know that we have, but please.

• 14:41Speaker 05

  Oh, no. I think, I mean, Carlos should be keeping you safe. And there, he really was putting your life at risk.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Life at risk.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Life at risk. Let, let me ask you a last thing, McCon, right? Um, the Robin Williams, what do you think of that?

• 14:53Speaker 04

  I was high, dude.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I mean, I'm a con, just go.

• 14:57Speaker 06

  I did hear he crushed.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he heard he crushed?

• 15:00Speaker 06

  I'm being honest, the backstage thing.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  I heard it too.

• 15:03Speaker 06

  Not okay, but.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  It got back.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now, who told you that he crushed?

• 15:08Speaker 04

  It's on, in the internet.

• 15:09Speaker 06

  No, yeah, strangers were reaching out in the DMs being like, I didn't know Carlos had it in him. Like, he really, like.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  He went for the gold and he killed.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  So you, so he was Robin Williams that night?

• 15:17Speaker 06

  He, I think he was.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, he was very high. Robin was often very high on stage.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  I didn't get high before the show, I promise, just in the hotel room.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  You just said that you were high.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  You were high.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I meant high from the, from being on stage, that's what I meant.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you weren't, you weren't intoxicated?

• 15:30Speaker 04

  No, not before the show.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Good, smart.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I did pretty good as well.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  I imagine.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  No, I don't have something to do with the.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  And I walked offstage and I felt like, mm.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  These details are interesting.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Because here's Bobby gets offstage, he killed.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Standing ovation.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  He's feeling, he's feeling.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  And I feel okay about it.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I'm not.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  You, you do 34 seconds.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  No, I did like, like 240 seconds.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  And, and I'm not a comedian, so it's more exciting for me. I don't have to have this brooding like, oh, I didn't really kill even though I know I did.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let's, let's move forward in the case.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Copy.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Was there, because the judge has moved on.

• 16:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Was there any apology at all about letting in foreign objects or people?

• 16:14Speaker 04

  No, there was an apology the night before because I, I yelled twice and then I called Bob and.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, here's another.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  So you yell.

• 16:20Speaker 04

  Like he's a dog.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  All right, so there's more gripe.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's like a.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  The vine gets longer and.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  As the vine grows.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, as the vine grows, right?

• 16:27Speaker 04

  It's like a puppy. Oh, it gets afraid of loud noises or something. It's insane.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  No, this guy, this guy, this guy snaps at strangers.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  Who are you yelling? You didn't snap at the, at the random guys you let backstage?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  He attacked a door.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  What did the door do to you?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  What did the door do to you?

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Oh, it's, it said, don't open me.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  So you, you opened it?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  So if a door says, don't open me, he attacks it.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  So anyone in LA County right now, remove those signs.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Remove those signs.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because he will attack it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He kicks it, he pulls on it, right, and he goes, "Fuck you."

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, I will say, this can be a time for us to not have a strict, you know, you could either, you could either, you can either catch a guilty charge, or you can do a sincere apology for some of the gripes that have been.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we do this every week right now.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Every week we do this, right? And there's slight changes in behavior. Mentos, right?

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Mentos and Cologne is good.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Cologne is pretty big, right? So he doesn't look like it's small, like a cave troll.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  And who's Cologne?

• 17:35Speaker 04

  My own.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  What kind I mean?

• 17:36Speaker 04

  Malin and goats from Larchmont.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Malin and goats is good.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  We were talking about. It's more goat than, we already said that.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  More goat than Malin, yeah. I didn't know if you switched Cologne.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so, so that being said,

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  you now know that nobody can come backstage without clearance, right?

• 17:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Do you feel bad about it? Or you're still sticking to your gun, saying, "No, Bobby had a good enough time with the guy that you don't care."

• 17:58Speaker 04

  No, of course not. I do feel bad about it. And I told you that. I said, "I felt like I let you down this weekend." And you said, "Um, no, you didn't drop the ball." Like, there was this gaslighting thing of like, saying something was fine the night before and then bringing it up.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's like you're in a relationship. And your wife keeps cheating on, and your wife keeps cheating on you.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  And you still go back.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  And you're still together. And eventually, the screaming, the yelling.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  And the beating, and the physical beating.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  And all that stuff. You just kind of get used to it, and then it's like, "Oh, you cheat on me again, that's cool."

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  So you're in an abusive relationship with Carlos?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  I think so, yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 04

  No, I'm in an abusive.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  I think we need therapy. And in fact, can I say this?

• 18:35Speaker 04

  There's, yeah, Hollywood therapist, so reliable.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  I do therapy for celebrities. I swear, it's for the love of the art, for the science.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  You're saying this therapist isn't valid at all?

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, help me, please.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  This is, this is.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  What?

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, look at me, please.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  I got you.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  I need your help right now, because it's coming up.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  It's bubbling.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's raging, and I'm trying to be calm.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  So, look, no, just look at me, please. Please, look at me. Help me.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  I got you.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Help me.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  I got you, I got you.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be okay.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I've had a great week, Arsenal won.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Arsenal won, sold out shows.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Literally tried to like, not even, remember I took you, what did I say outside?

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  In the parking lot, he said, "I don't think I should yell at Carlos today."

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I said, that's what I said outside. Yeah, yeah, I did. I go, I go, I have so much resentment, you know what I mean?

• 19:23Speaker 05

  The thought is what it counts.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I looked, and I looked at you and I said, "I don't think I should bring it up today because I, I think the audience is tired of it." And you said, "Bring it up."

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up, I want to hear it.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, so I brought it up, your honor.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  But I want to hear, because I, I want to hear.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  So I think, you know, the Robin Williams, fine, okay?

• 19:42Speaker 04

  Innocent on Robin Williams' charge.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Innocent on Rob- Okay, innocent on Robin Williams.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Innocent on Robin Williams' charge.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you were to watch Carlos that night, it would be just like watching Robin Williams.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  Same shit.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Same shit, right, same energy, same, you know what I mean?

• 19:56Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Talent, okay?

• 19:58Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Second charge, though.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Charge two.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Charge two, guilty.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, guilty, guilty.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  You're probably gonna get an extended sentence because of the level of the guilt. I mean, it's like, you know-

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  It's scary guilt.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  I want to say something on this court.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Is this a translator? Who is this?

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know who he is, yeah, yeah.

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Your judgment might be impaired. You are the one hiring him.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, and I'm questioning myself.

• 20:27Speaker 04

  Thanks, Bob.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  The only reason I'm not touring this year is because of him.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  Otherwise I'd be on the road.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

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• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what, bud, um, the thing that I wish I had back when I was younger is Acorns, because I didn't do any investing.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

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• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Your condition is to think that.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

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• 21:01Bobby Lee?

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• 21:15Andrew Santino?

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• 21:30Bobby Lee?

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• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker. Those glasses that your wife were wearing the other day were.

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  They were Warby Parker, my friend.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  And they're Warby Parker.

• 22:06Andrew Santino?

  Here's the best part about Warby Parker that I actually love.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Stylish?

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can try them on at home without even going in because they have this digital try-on. You look at your phone and it'll show you what the glasses look like on your phone. So you can go, oh, this color matches my face or my style or my face size and shape. It's incredible.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Also, it's like, you know, because I got these glasses and stuff, right? And it's like, you don't want to go to multiple stores.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? To go like, I want to find this exact, you know, ones. You have to try them on.

• 22:34Andrew Santino?

  There's no guessing.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  There's no guessing.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Order your Warby Parker.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

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• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Right now, buy one pair of glasses. Again, 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/BadFriends.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at W A R B Y Parker.com/BadFriends. Maybe the best part of Warby Parker yet, for every pair they sell, they also give a pair to someone in need.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  The new rule is, you're going to do 10.

• 23:19Andrew Santino?

  More time.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  You're doing more time because I want to see the Robin Williams. You know what I mean? And I'm not gonna interrupt you in the god mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see, you're Robin Williams, right? So I want to see 10 minutes and we have a timer onstage.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we clock it.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  You're doing 10 or you're fired.

• 23:39Speaker 04

  Done.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  I'm bringing, can I bring the laptop out like Bieber?

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  No. Just yourself, 10 minutes, and you're gonna drown. You're gonna drown so deeply that I'm gonna be on the side of the stage like a hyena.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  I'm still gonna get laid that night.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what?

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  12 minutes you're doing.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  Cause that extra two might hurt.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The extra two minutes hurts.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  The extra two is gonna hurt.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like a void.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  How about this? Here's the new rules.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me the rules.

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  12 minutes.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  No god mic fucking around.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  You're going out totally cold and you're being introduced, not over the god mic from him, but by a staff member. So a stagehand.

• 24:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  Or someone there going, ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Herrera. That's it.

• 24:22Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:22Andrew Santino?

  Standard.

• 24:23Speaker 04

  Walkout music, Kanye?

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  No music.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, no music.

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  No music. Cold, cold, freezing.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Cause Robin Williams would be able to go up cold.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  Didn't need music.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  You're right, dude.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and be able to kill for 12.

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Didn't need music.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  It didn't need music, didn't need a god mic.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  You know what's gonna happen is I'm gonna do so well because I'm expecting not to.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Should we tape it?

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  I wanna film it.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  We have to see it.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  Bobby, you said I did well. You were happy for me in every city.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  We both did well. We both did well. Without god mic, without god mic, drown.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  No, you make it harder for me. I need to breathe out there as an artist.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so 12 minutes. No music, no intro, no hype intro, no you guys, it's Bobby, I brought my friends with me. None of that.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  I don't even do that.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  I do that.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  He's, I'm saying.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  He gets mad because I go out low energy.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  He, the first time he went up like it was Julian Casablanca. He was like kicking the stool. He was like, I don't want to be here. You know what I mean? That's the vibe. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But let's try that. 12 minutes.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  12 minutes.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Friday night, Minnesota.

• 25:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll bring up racial stuff. People will laugh at that.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait to see it. I'm so excited. McCone has to be there to film.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm so excited, dude. Yeah, and McCone's got a film and it's gonna be great. And then when you get offstage, you're gonna realize you're not Robin Williams.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Bobby, what did I tell you?

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  And the, and the, but don't, why are you yelling at me?

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Your honor, your honor. He's leaving out crucial evidence that just makes me look bad by leaving it out.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  What are some of the things he's leaving out?

• 25:55Speaker 04

  Well, what I told him backstage was, your job is so hard. Like, I was like, oh, I can't believe it. That was like crazy hard.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  Compliments.

• 26:02Speaker 04

  In that small amount of time. Yeah.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Compliments. Did you believe any of them?

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  Lies and deception.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, I gotta tell you, work on your deception and work on your, work on your threat level one security of not letting

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  someone through backstage. That could have been very bad.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Hypothetically.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  That could have been bad.

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm glad it worked out.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, but it wasn't.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah, yeah. How was your week?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Case, case closed. My week was in the Dominican Republic. It was amazing. McCone obviously has the photo. We can show you. McCone came to my sister's wedding, which was, uh, pretty amazing, um, that he was there. I'm shocked and a little annoyed that he was there. I greeted him with such disdain when I first saw his face with my family.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Who flew? He flew himself out?

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  I flew him.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  I get it.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  I flew him.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  What was I gonna do?

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you get talkback from, uh, McCone?

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  I sure do. I sure do.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  You do, you do.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  Really? Do you want to talk about what happened today? So this is McCone on the beach. We made him braid his hair for the wedding.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  That looks dope.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  It actually was, it was so sick.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  You should have kept it.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  He took it out. I told him to keep it.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you should have kept that. That looks dope.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  He kept going, it hurts so much.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  It hurts every day.

• 27:09Speaker 06

  I couldn't move my head up or down.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 27:12Speaker 06

  It's like so tight.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  There needs to be a trial for McCone.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  We need to.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will be the judge, okay?

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Mom!

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, dude!

• 27:24Speaker 05

  Get it! What's up, B-dog? What's up, boy? What up, B? What up, bro? You all right? Great to see you, boy.

• 27:35Speaker 05

  Love you, boy. Had to surprise you, man. We did this.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yes. Everything good? Yes, see, what's going on? Hey, boy, don't give me that fist bump shit. Keep it real. How you feeling, friend?

• 27:50Speaker 04

  How you doing? It's so good to see you, man.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  Take a seat, Big D. Ladies and gentlemen of the Bad Friends Universe, the one and the only Doc Willis returns to the Bad Friends Show. Hell, yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 07

  What's up to y'all? Y'all good?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Disclosure day.

• 28:11Speaker 07

  Hey, man, what's up, Tino?

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  My man Doc is back in the building. It's been a long time. Do we have a count on the last time he was on the show of how many episodes ago it was? It was over...

• 28:20Speaker 06

  It's early 100.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a year and a half or two years now. More?

• 28:24Speaker 06

  Three years.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Almost three years.

• 28:25Speaker 05

  Summer of 22.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Summer of 22. So that's, oh my God, we're coming up on our fourth year.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Doc Willis returns to the Bad Friends Show. Bobby is in awe and for the dead air replacement. People that don't know and that are not watching, he is holding his face. He's crying because we've surprised him with bringing Doc back to the show. Oh, and he's getting emotional.

• 28:48Speaker 07

  Hey, man. They say they're yellow. He turned red.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  He's turning very red.

• 28:52Speaker 07

  Fuck it. That was beautiful, man.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm not yellow anymore.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Listen, man.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  Yellow and blue makes red, by the way.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Listen, man, I just want to say,

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  it's good to see you.

• 29:05Speaker 07

  Great to see you too, bro.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  You know, I have a deep history with you.

• 29:08Speaker 07

  Right.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  You know, we've known each other for a very long time. And, you know, I've just, I've just, I've just missed you. And thank you so much for coming back on. And I don't know. I think this is the best week of my life. I mean, Arsenal wins. You know what I mean?

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, Carlos doesn't know Robert Williams, but then...

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Doc, anyway, and to see you back, it really did really...

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah. Thank you for being here and I love you and let's give Doc Willis the round of applause. What a surprise.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Not a good surprise or what?

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you look good.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you look healthy.

• 29:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, cuz I was up at a one hundred and over one hundred and eighty pounds.

• 30:02Speaker 07

  I have all kind of health issues because of that.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  What were the health issues?

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Now he's back to Chalamet.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  You look twenty years younger.

• 30:12Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:14Speaker 07

  Weight loss to do for you. You look good too, bro.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Man, so goddamn it, man.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, man. Yeah, man.

• 30:21Speaker 07

  It was, I had type two diabetes.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 30:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, which one's good? Is that the bad?

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Three is good.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, three is good. So type two diabetes, Doc told me type two diabetes, you were going to the doctor, but you're but you beat it.

• 30:37Speaker 07

  I went in because I had a cough and I was having illnesses that were stopping me from eating like I couldn't eat nothing sweet. Everything I was eating was just, I was like almost throwing it up. So I stopped juice, no matter what it was, apple juice, everything. So I was like, all right, I need to go to the doctor. Well, actually, my cousin, she was like, get your ass in the doctor. You got free healthcare.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite kind of juice?

• 30:58Speaker 07

  Uh, pomegranate.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good juice.

• 31:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, it is.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Very good juice.

• 31:02Speaker 07

  And so I was like, all right, let me just go in. So I go there and he basically just called me fat to my face. I've never had a doctor even, you know what I'm saying, like the doctor.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  You walked, did you get on a scale?

• 31:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah. You do that when you first go in.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  He said that before you went on the scale?

• 31:24Speaker 07

  No, no, he said it right after that.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:26Speaker 07

  But he didn't say fat, he just, so let me explain.

• 31:31Speaker 07

  He had one of the baddest female students I've ever seen and he was like, is it cool if we just do this exam in front of you? And I was like, shit, I'll do this shit naked. I don't give a fuck.

• 31:41Speaker 07

  She was beautiful, bro.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Asian, why? What was it?

• 31:44Speaker 07

  Uh, Asian, Indian. So, and like.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a doctor.

• 31:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Indian, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be Asian.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Asian, Indian is Asian.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Yeah, okay.

• 31:55Speaker 07

  And she was like, just like really, really, I said, damn, she pretty. I said, okay, yeah, so. He look, he does all that stuff, looks at everything. And then he says, "Everything looks good so far. You, you, you look well and everything's okay." And then he looked at her and he said, "But however, you see right here on the computer?" He said, "We gotta move the cursor over here and click obese." And I go, "What the fuck?" And then I go, "What the fuck you mean?" And he was like, "Uh, cause you know, your BMI, BMI is too high." And I said, "You just gonna say that right in front of the bitch?" It was embarrassing. I was like, "Not to call her bitch, sorry." "What the fuck he mean?" He always, black dudes always calling hoes bitches.

• 32:36Speaker 07

  So I was like, "All right, what, what's next?" And he say, "Okay, I need you to go in and take some blood, cause I'm concerned about you." "Give some blood, and I'm concerned." And I said, "Okay." So I go in, and then I come back three weeks later. He's like, "Hey man, you got diabetes." So I had early stage of that. And then, so I was having issues with my stomach, like I told you guys. He said, "Well, let me send you in to get an ultrasound on your abdomen." So he goes in, I go in, they do the exam, and then I come back and they go, "Hey man, you got two lesions on both of your kidneys. You got something on your kidneys, "and you got something on your liver." And they said, "So we gotta do more testing and blah, blah, blah." And then he said, "Because of all of this, I'm gonna send you to go get a colonoscopy."

• 33:18Speaker 07

  So I go do the colonoscopy, they find a pileup, and they like, "Oh man, we gotta, we gotta..." Oh, I also went to the urologist too. So, so I got a test come, I gotta get the results. So I actually just did a CT scan for that this past Thursday.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe they fit so many bad things in such a small body.

• 33:37Speaker 07

  It's crowded in there.

• 33:40Speaker 07

  It's like trying to put jawbreakers in a lemon head.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  It fits.

• 33:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, it fits.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  It fits. But you know, here's the good news. You look a thousand times better. You look healthy as fuck.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Tell him why. You told me what you were up to. He said, "He cut out, 'No booze, no junk.'"

• 33:57Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 34:00Speaker 07

  But you ever throw out no booze, we don't do that.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you said no penal, no.

• 34:05Speaker 07

  Well, here's what happened, so.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  You said, I'm not drinking wine for a while, Tino.

• 34:09Speaker 07

  That sounds just like me. Fuck that guy.

• 34:13Speaker 07

  What it was, was the doctor, when I told him about the wine, he's like, nah, he said the things that's happened to you is mostly due to your sugar. He says affecting your pancreas, your liver and everything. He says, so wine is good, you can do it, but you still gotta do it only two glasses a day. And I said, yeah, that's already what I always was doing. I don't drink, like, y'all know that, I don't drink till I get drunk.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sometimes over here you did.

• 34:33Speaker 07

  No, never.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  You had.

• 34:34Speaker 07

  Two, always.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Always two.

• 34:36Speaker 07

  Always.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's get back, get some wine, please.

• 34:39Speaker 07

  So, the thing was, was when, when the test happened, when the test came back about the liver, he was like, so what you wanna do for right now, until we see what's going on, he said, cause it mostly points to fatty liver due to diabetes, being over with, you know, over with diabetes. He said, so just, we wanna scale back on it. So I said, I'm gonna stop, period. So, that's what I did, I just stopped, not period, but.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  But you haven't drank in a while.

• 35:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 07

  Then too, like, the thing, like, especially for disclosure to you bad friends who, they're always talking about, yeah, he's a fucking alcoholic. And he said, yeah, it's like, I don't know.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm the alcoholic, I don't depend on you for some reason.

• 35:22Speaker 07

  I've always, since I was young, never been able to get drunk, like, it makes, like, I get really sick. My mother actually had intolerance to alcohol, she couldn't drink at all. So I have kinda the same thing, if I drink more than two, three, I get really sick. So, like, sometimes I would sneak and try to do like four glasses, man, I'm over there hurting, throwing, man, it's the worst. So I would always stick to two, three tops.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  But no sugar?

• 35:45Speaker 07

  No sugar, so through intermittent fasting, twice a week, sometimes the 16, eight, and sometimes twice I did 48 hours in a row. Tried to go three straight, but that shit is rough.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't do that, you end up looking like Carlos.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Speaker 07

  Well, it's actually really good for you because it causes a, a topogee. And when the topogee occurs, that's when the cells start eating each other. And they start looking, not eating each other, but they start looking for things. Eat so first to start off by eating your fat in your body.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  They eat the weakest cells.

• 36:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, yup. So the longer you can go, the better the atop of you. So doctors recommend doing it only with water fasting. I did it twice without and then when I started doing the fasting, I would do lemon water to replace my electrolytes.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 36:27Speaker 07

  So you lose electrolytes when you fast.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:29Speaker 07

  So y'all be careful, but it's actually super great for you. So my A1C went down from five, six point six to five point nine.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  How's your, is your mental function better, you think, when, when you fast? People say they see something in their brain function.

• 36:43Speaker 07

  The best feeling in the world after when you get to that forty eight hour point, I've never even, I'm like, they call it lightheaded, but it's almost like you're high. It's like the best feeling in the world. I said, man. And I wanted, you want to keep going, but your mind, you're fighting with your mind because you're not really that hungry either. It's like a weird space you're in and you feel like you're floating.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:02Speaker 07

  It's one of the most beautiful feeling. I'm like, man, this is amazing. So I always try now just to fast just because of the feeling of it. It's like a.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  What was the sugars that you were in taking a lot? Was it sweets or was it just?

• 37:15Speaker 07

  Last year was the year, last year was the year that I've ever ate like this, right? So when I was on Bad Friends, I was roughly about kind of where, where I am now. So when I left and last year I went to New York, came back in February. From there, I just was in the house and when I tell y'all I was eating bad to where the point where my cousin recognized it when she would talk to me on the phone. She was like, because I told her what I ate and I had ate, I would always eat a Starbucks little donut and some coffee. Every morning, no food. And then sometimes, and then wait till about afternoon, two o'clock and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have a little wine.

• 37:55Speaker 07

  So now I'm drinking wine.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 07

  On coffee and Starbucks, you know what I'm saying, cupcakes and shit. And I was totally just fucking myself. And then I would eat and I said, damn, I ain't ate. It's five o'clock. Let me, let me go on the Jack in the Box. I don't feel like cooking is too hot. So I did that shit and I got in a red.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  What would you get, what would you get at Jack in the Box? I always get the tacos. You ever get the tacos?

• 38:14Speaker 07

  Hell no, that's, I don't go to Taco Bell. I don't trust any tacos.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  What about the egg rolls?

• 38:19Speaker 07

  Damn, you can make them yourself. Hit that a family recipe, why would he be?

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, why are you Jack in the Box then? Because those are the two things that other places don't have.

• 38:28Speaker 07

  Well, because of the deals. So you got the app. So the app, I was like, I could save more money. I don't really eat like this. I was telling myself that. My mother never fed me fast food when I was younger.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:39Speaker 07

  Like, that was our thing. She used to get mad at me when I would go to McDonald's. But you don't, you don't eat like that. I taught you how to cook. And I'm like, man, all right, I'm relaxed. It was just a burger, right?

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, what did you get when you got the Jack in the Box? What would you eat?

• 38:50Speaker 07

  I would always get the, uh,

• 38:54Speaker 07

  the breakfast combo sandwich every morning. If I do go to number twenty.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Such a good combo.

• 38:58Speaker 07

  Number twenty-three. You know what I'm talking about, the loaded, the loaded, uh, and then I would always get the Jack in the Box butter, the buttery Jack combo.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  What's the buttery Jack?

• 39:06Speaker 07

  It's, uh, I don't know exactly what it is, but it tastes good in a mother.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  The buttery Jack is a burger with Swiss, uh, tomato, it looks like, it's just a buttery burger.

• 39:17Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Probably cooked in butter.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  So you haven't had that in a while.

• 39:21Speaker 07

  In a while.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 07

  But I, hold up, I'm not done. So I was.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  He's not done, dude, Andrew.

• 39:26Speaker 07

  Shake Shack.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:27Speaker 07

  Five guys, so I was balancing it all because I was like, well, they got better quality beef, so I don't want to eat too much of this shit.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  So you were burger, you were eating burgers a lot?

• 39:35Speaker 07

  Burgers a lot.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:36Speaker 07

  Burgers and pizza and.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Where's your pizza spot? What was you getting?

• 39:42Speaker 07

  Uh, it's this place around the corner called Joe Peeps.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Joe, yeah.

• 39:46Speaker 07

  Fucking fantastic.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  No, they're good.

• 39:48Speaker 07

  They're good.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  So wait a minute, you, Popeyes too?

• 39:52Speaker 07

  Popeyes.

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  But Popeyes over KFC for you, yeah?

• 39:54Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Good man.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good man.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Why though?

• 39:58Speaker 07

  Because, uh, this is the taste.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Popeyes is better chicken by far.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it tastes better. It's always tasted better.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  I've never been to Popeyes. Do they have like a fried extra crispy drumstick?

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  The best fry. Their fry is way better than KFC.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Not the french fries.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fried chicken. Their fry, I'm saying. Their, their fry.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know. Okay, good.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 40:16Speaker 07

  You never had Popeyes?

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  I never had Popeyes.

• 40:18Speaker 07

  Oh, shit.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  He thought, he thought they sold spinach.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  His four arms fucked me up, you know what I mean, as a kid, you know what I mean?

• 40:26Speaker 07

  Well, here's something interesting about spinach, what I learned.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Talkspace.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, therapy has changed my life and Talkspace has changed my life. I'll tell you this right now, man, I had a lot of childhood trauma.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  A ton of it.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a ton of it, a lot of abuse, and I did EMDR through a therapist and I feel bouncier, lighter. I also went to Talkspace and I got on some medications that helped me. So it's like, it saved my life.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  It's great because Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere. And I'm telling you, this is the new world we're living in, my friend. You don't have to wait in your car and go get a parking spot and go to some weird office with weird lighting. Now you can do it from the comfort of your own home, your bed, your tub, your backyard, while you're on a walk, walking the dog. It doesn't matter. I like to do it when I'm outside, when I'm roaming around the neighborhood. Talkspace makes getting the help you need very easy, accessible and affordable. And we love it very much because it's changed both of our lives as we've had ups and downs, but why not, why not talk to someone no matter what you're going through? And now here's the best part, Talkspace is in-network. Talkspace Therapy and Psychiatry is covered by most insurers and most insured members pay a copay of $0. And you can switch

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  providers at no cost and it's affordable, even if you're coming out of your pocket because therapy can be costly. But the mission of Talkspace is to provide quality care that is accessible and affordable, whether or not you're insured.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  You heard my boy, that's SPACE80, S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Hims hair! Hims hair, you know, I've used it because of the minoxidil.

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  And minoxidil's great.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and the finasteride.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  You gotta keep, you gotta keep that beautiful hairline.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  My hair is thicker. And I don't know if you know this, but I'm growing my hair out.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  It looks like it's grown.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I can only do that with Hims help.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

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• 42:40Bobby Lee?

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• 42:51Andrew Santino?

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• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  That's hims.com/badfriends for your free online visit.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

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• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 43:31Speaker 07

  Do him a research.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Tell me about, tell me about spinach.

• 43:33Speaker 07

  So what I learned is you can't eat a lot of high in oxalate green vegetables. So the lesions in my kidneys.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:42Speaker 07

  Could have been caused because I went on this whole spinach diet where I wouldn't eat nothing but spinach. Then I would do spinach and tomatoes, spinach with onions and squash, spinach with broccoli.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  It was all Popeye.

• 43:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like everything spinach. And then turn around and I'm reading.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  That's what you've been about Popeye.

• 43:58Speaker 07

  It's kidney stones.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Kidney stones from spinach.

• 44:01Speaker 07

  There you go. So the lesions that they saying that's in my, on my kidneys, inside my kidneys, it's either kidney stones or the latter.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow.

• 44:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So kale, is that good?

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Kale's not good.

• 44:14Speaker 07

  Kale's good. They're both good for you, but they, it's got less, it's got lower oxalates than spinach.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, then what's the best vegetable I can eat? Because I eat kale, I eat bok choy.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  Bok choy's good. Broccoli's good. In fact, the best vegetables that your people know of is fermented vegetables are even better.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Kimchi.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi's one of the best you can have.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 44:31Andrew Santino?

  For many levels. It's really, really good.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:34Speaker 07

  Most vegetables and not all.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Bok choy, arugula, and dark leaf lettuce. Light leaf lettuce is not good for you. In fact, there's a lot of research that says kale is total bullshit as well. But dark leaf lettuce, light leaf lettuce has almost no nutritional value.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  So beets are good.

• 44:47Speaker 07

  So put in spinach and kidney stones.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Very good for you.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What'd you say?

• 44:51Speaker 07

  Put in spinach in a kidney stone.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, he did. No, no, he did.

• 44:54Speaker 07

  Oh, he did.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oxalate, the calcium oxalate can cause a lot of kidney.

• 44:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, so what you have to do is you have to have a protein with it.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 45:00Speaker 07

  To bind the oxalates.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so if I ate, so if I had steamed spinach and some steak, they bind together.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  But you could do like cottage cheese, or you can do something that has high calcium level. Cheeses are usually what they say with spinach is good for you.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I know. We can get you there.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  So you went all spinach for a while?

• 45:20Speaker 07

  For a while. That was my thing was like.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  How was olive oil? Was she good? How's she been?

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Or Brutus. I'm a big Brutus fan.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  So Doc, out of all this.

• 45:34Speaker 07

  And I did walking too.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  You've been walking a lot?

• 45:36Speaker 07

  Japanese walking.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, with your hands behind your back?

• 45:39Speaker 07

  Just to make them angry. Yeah, just to make them angry.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  Japanese walking.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Give me a napkin, dude.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  It's hands behind your back, right? Isn't that what it is?

• 45:50Speaker 07

  Not behind your back.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. That was a curveball, dude. Oh, fuck. Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Japanese walking.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Japanese walking.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  It alternates three minutes of brisk walking, three minutes of slow recovery, and a total of 30 minutes. So it's warm up, so it's interval walking levels.

• 46:07Speaker 07

  There you go.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  And this says warm up, and then fast interval, slow interval, and when you see something that you haven't seen before on your walk, you must say, "Ooh."

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy that that's in the, it says how to do it.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's for us, it's like, you know what I mean, in us to do it.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  It's what you do.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we always do it. Yeah, yeah, but.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Now, when you're walking, there is a big thing they say, people take walks. So my wife and I walk, like, every night. But they say, do not be on your phone or check your phone, because nighttime walking with phones, they say, is really bad for you.

• 46:40Speaker 07

  Well, yeah, because you, being on the phone at night, period, is really bad.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  It's real blue light.

• 46:44Speaker 07

  The blue light.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  It's real bad for your brain.

• 46:48Speaker 07

  So if you was having insomnia, that's what you definitely did.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your transformation is unbelievable. Yeah, you look happy.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  He's healthy, he's happy?

• 46:57Speaker 07

  Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing great. You know, I always, I think, I feel like even when I was on Bad Friends, I've always been happy, you know, from the beginning.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  But now you're really happy?

• 47:06Speaker 07

  The same.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you feeling the same?

• 47:08Speaker 07

  It's the same, yeah.

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  No, but you've gotten a boost in your life, I feel. Mentally, you feel like you've figured out more stuff in life, right? Like, you've got a clearer path than what you want?

• 47:15Speaker 07

  No, it's even harder now.

• 47:18Speaker 07

  You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm over here like, but I'm just-

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you still have your vision board?

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how's the vision?

• 47:23Speaker 07

  I had to tear it down, I told you. It was the wrong vision.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was the wrong vision.

• 47:28Speaker 07

  I said, yeah, we don't-

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Have you been doing stand-up any, or no?

• 47:31Speaker 07

  Not really, I've been kinda, like I said, I've been really working on my, my health.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:36Speaker 07

  So I've been like stand, I've been doing like some mics and a couple of shows here and there, but mostly I've been just working on my health.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Focusing on healthism.

• 47:41Speaker 07

  Yeah, cuz I've been turning on everything, people wanting me to do podcasts, whatever, I'm like, nah, like I'm just trying to, and then, you know, I didn't, you know, I didn't say anything, but my great aunt passed away. In November. So it's kinda been like a, like I've been in a haze, and I'm still in that haze, but it's like, it feels good, like I'm like, oh, okay. You know, I'm just going and taking these day versus me saying, what's next, what do I gotta do tomorrow?

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 48:03Speaker 07

  Well, what do we do?

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  What do we do now is more important.

• 48:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's a hundred percent.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  How do we get through right now?

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, staying, staying present.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Present is important.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and um-

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  It's a big thing in the program.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  It's the only thing.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying, staying now, being here now.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  The only real thing is the present moment.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Be here now.

• 48:18Speaker 07

  My mother used to say, when I used to worry on the phone, she would always be like, alright, alright, now bring it back, bring it back. You're going too far ahead, stay right here in the moment, bring it back, so she would always, that's what I hear. I always hear when I'm thinking, man, what am I gonna do next in this, why is this, that, bring it back, bring it back. It's a great way to coach yourself and keep yourself in this moment, because, like they say, what's the saying? Anxiety-

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 48:41Speaker 07

  Is in the future, depression is in the past.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 48:45Speaker 07

  So, the moment of solidarity and peace is now.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Or they say, um, you never assume, why?

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  Because you, you really don't know.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  No, cuz if you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 49:02Speaker 07

  You didn't know that, you know, no nigga did.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  No, I did. I was setting him up.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that or no? I feel like you did know.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man, since I was in third grade. Everyone's heard it.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  You will do more?

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  Let's do more.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anymore. Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, if you have one foot in front of the future-

• 49:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm doing that one now.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  And you have one foot in the past, you're pissing on today.

• 49:23Speaker 07

  Oh, wow. That's actually pretty good.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  That's actually very good.

• 49:26Speaker 07

  I never heard it.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you never heard of that one?

• 49:28Speaker 07

  No, I never-

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm Asian, we know these type of things. Yeah, we're born with it.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  What about the one that's, um-

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Please don't make one up.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me one. Yeah, yeah, from, from Chicago. Go ahead.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no, no, no. I was gonna do one of your peoples.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  What's the Asian thing about the tree, the plant, the tree? Do Asian quote, Asian saying planting trees. Asian saying planting trees. Watch, it'll, you'll know, it'll pop it up right.

• 49:54Speaker 07

  They have a video.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, there to zoom in. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Take action immediately.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, that's a very good one.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, very good. See, Asians, man, you guys have all of the, this is where all, this is where it all came from.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Cause if we don't do that, we go.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  You found, so you found a stronger relationship with God to help you kind of refocus life then?

• 50:15Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've always.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  I know you have, but I mean, now it sounds like you're more focused.

• 50:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, cause it's like, uh.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Are you going to church?

• 50:22Speaker 07

  Nah.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 07

  I'm.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  They don't need to go, you don't need to go to church.

• 50:25Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  You don't need to go to church.

• 50:27Speaker 07

  I used to go all the time. I just, since COVID, I haven't been in a while.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 50:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, so it's kinda like.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Are you scared of hantavirus and Ebola and all these new viruses that are coming about, or no?

• 50:36Speaker 07

  Nah.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  You should. You, you got COVID seven times.

• 50:42Speaker 07

  You got a good ass memory. He remembered all my goddamn tragedies, this guy.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  You did have COVID more than anyone I've ever met.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, seven times.

• 50:51Speaker 07

  I was, man, I, even myself, I said, how the fuck I keep getting this shit? I'm fucking sick of it.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 07

  And then I said, Starbucks and the goddamn cookies.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I wanna warn you though, with hantavirus and Ebola, if, it's not gonna spread, but, I'm sorry?

• 51:04Speaker 07

  Easy.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Such bullshit. He's on this kick. It's not coming around. You know what's more likely? The fucking Garden Grove, uh, factory that's about to explode here in LA.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know that one.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Infecting us.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  Or Gardena?

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying hypothetically, if.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Garden Grove.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying hypothetically, if these two diseases mutate and they become airborne.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  It spreads like COVID, right? You gotta be more careful.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  Remember the Ebola case in Dallas?

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:28Speaker 07

  This, this happened before. This ain't the first time.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not the first time.

• 51:31Speaker 07

  Yeah, it happened in Dallas and a couple other places.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  There's also no active cases of spread within the United States. We, it's contained.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Oh, he has alternate news, I think.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, great.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say something?

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Viruses wanna survive, right? And because of global warming and because of the cutting down of the rainforests, right? These viruses mutate.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? They do.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  They mutate because their fucking scientists are trying to kill us. That's why they mutate.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's another theory that COVID came from a lab.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not a theory. That's a literal fact. It came from a lab.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. And purposely put upon.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  The world to cause, right? So if they do it with Ebola, which has a 50%, you know, they.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  If they do this again, they won't give us a warning shot. It's just gonna happen. That's my point.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  And I'm concerned about Dog. He's got stones in his liver. He's got all kinds.

• 52:20Speaker 07

  You're gonna die, whatever you're gonna die.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I don't want you to die. You know what I mean?

• 52:24Speaker 07

  No, that's how I go.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  You got it seven times. Wear a fucking mask, man. That's all I'm asking, dude.

• 52:30Speaker 07

  I don't wanna wear a fucking mask.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  You know, dude, you can't free ball Hantavirus, dude.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  You gotta wrap it up, dog.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  You gotta wrap it up, dude.

• 52:37Speaker 07

  Fuck that shit.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not gonna get.

• 52:41Speaker 07

  I'm courageous in the fear of death. I'll face it.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Where is Hantavirus now? Where is it now? See, see, where is it now?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  It's dead.

• 52:47Speaker 06

  Vacation.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  It's gone. Yeah.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  It's dead. But now Ebola is a whole thing. And, you know, it's like, I don't know.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Hantavirus is primarily located in two continents, and neither of them are here, and the hotspots are not here anymore.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  The Four Corners is a region. They're monitoring estates, but it's not gonna get around.

• 53:05Speaker 07

  Also, remember too, the seven times I caught the coronavirus was mutated strains, right?

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying!

• 53:13Speaker 07

  So what I'm trying to tell you is, is just maybe I got more antibodies to fight off

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:20Speaker 07

  more things than you do in yours because you haven't had it enough.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright. Yeah. He needs to get every version of Nikes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got all the strains.

• 53:29Speaker 07

  That's why I started following the UFO. I thought I started following the UFO situation.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Give me one of them, one of them, one of them. Doc collects coronavirus like black guys collect Jordans.

• 53:43Speaker 07

  Or like Chris Tucker on Rush Hour.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Medium. I want the foes, I want the five.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm just concerned for your health. That's why I'm saying it.

• 53:50Speaker 07

  No, I'm alright.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, is it attacking black people? Then it would be more scary for Doc. Is Hanta going after black people?

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think so.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, then it wasn't made the right way.

• 53:59Speaker 07

  Jesus to no god damn.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, you think, you think, you think, do you not think that the government's uh tried to put viruses and stuff out there to attack black people? You think that's ever happened?

• 54:11Speaker 07

  I think that that's a possibility.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  I think we've got proof of it.

• 54:14Speaker 07

  I think they've done that towards a lot of different populations.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  I think so too, yeah. I think so too, yeah.

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  We've done nothing to these Asians.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  We haven't put on a virus.

• 54:23Speaker 07

  Tina, you love the Asians, god damn. They're just as dumb as us. I don't know why you. It's preposterous.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, just because you invented peanut butter doesn't mean that you can fucking.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  And a stoplight, and a stoplight.

• 54:34Speaker 07

  Oh, don't forget about.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  And a super soaker.

• 54:35Speaker 07

  Don't forget about hitting figures. And there was eight black scientists on the.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's right.

• 54:40Speaker 07

  There was eight black scientists who helped create that atomic bomb. Let's get it.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  You also created a clothes dryer, this home security.

• 54:45Speaker 07

  Man, we'll be all day.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Now, irony, you guys created home security.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  It's so fucked.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Now we know how to break in.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're Captain America now?

• 54:56Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  You're Captain America now?

• 54:58Speaker 07

  What does that mean?

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  There is a black man playing Captain America now.

• 55:03Speaker 07

  Oh, it is?

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  You're Captain America now.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it, or am I wrong?

• 55:06Speaker 07

  Not my country.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 07

  You know, this is D E I shit.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  Stop. Anthony Mackie.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Anthony Mackie is Captain America.

• 55:13Speaker 07

  The Harrison Ford one. So he went from being the other guy to.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Captain America, yeah.

• 55:17Speaker 07

  Who was he before that? Falcon.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  The Falcon.

• 55:18Speaker 07

  The Falcon, yeah.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:20Speaker 07

  Man, that sucks, man.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what, what, what, why?

• 55:22Speaker 07

  Why, why? Because it's like.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  You don't want him to be Captain.

• 55:27Speaker 07

  Captain America being white is okay. It's like, stop. Yeah, it's like, man, stop, man.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Come on, that's crazy. What you're saying is nuts. Anybody can be Captain America.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  You're saying.

• 55:37Speaker 07

  No, no, no. What I'm saying is the original characters, where they were drawn, is cool. We're together, dude. It's just, it's just the comics.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but wait a minute. I agree, but they've deviated from all that now. It doesn't matter. Nothing means anything.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Me and Doc it does.

• 55:49Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so here's another, I'm gonna tell you a true story. I know a Korean actor.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like I'm not the white guy.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Isn't this crazy? Like, I'm fine with it, because I don't give a fu- why does it matter?

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  The original one, okay, how about this? How about this? I agree with you on cer- can James Bond not be British?

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he should be British.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  He has to be British.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  But does it matter what color he is?

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:19Speaker 07

  Cause he was a white dude.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's not from comic.

• 56:23Speaker 07

  That's all I'm saying.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's all I'm saying too.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  But comic books were colored, they were crayon, there was coloring.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  But there's descriptions on who the person was, right, in the comic.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Did it say Captain America was a white male?

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  He was drawn always as a white male, he was a white guy.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  That's cause color costs more money.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  I know this Korean actor who was almost, right, and I can't say his name.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't agree with them more, which is so funny, playing devil's advocate, but even though I'm like, yeah, Captain America's white, god damn it.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  I know a Korean actor who came to me and goes, I think they might want me to play Wolverine. And I was like, please, say no.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  It'll ruin it.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Wolverine's Canadian, white dude, short, thick, you know what I mean, it's like, some, I am Wolverine.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  What about Wolverine?

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the chopsticks coming out.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  Just Wolverine?

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, I know what you're saying, the original is what, that's what you want. I get it, I just, I guess I don't give a fuck.

• 57:22Speaker 07

  It's not a big deal what you're saying.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't give a fuck.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  How about this? I'm more mad that any redheaded comic book guy has been recast by non-redheaded fucking, they don't put any redheaded people, and there were redheaded.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're weaker.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  It's harder to believe that a redheaded guy, Jean Grey.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  By the way, they've made every redheaded comic, half of them are black now, whatever redheaded person before, they're black.

• 57:45Speaker 04

  They're all hot girls.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're all hot girls.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  No, there's one, there's a whole, there's a whole cartoon drawing of all the red, that's probably.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Nah, you're not weak, I'm sorry for redheaded people.

• 57:52Speaker 07

  I mean, even Storm wasn't white, we know that, but Halle Berry played Storm, right?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 07

  So, we, it's just like, it just seemed like they just.

• 58:02Speaker 07

  They're having a struggle internally with what is right and what is wrong and they're just, so like it doesn't matter in the sense of what you're saying.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  I just don't.

• 58:10Speaker 07

  I'm just talking about just for the comics. I don't care. It's a movie.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what, that's my point is it doesn't matter who plays it because it's meaningless anyway. It's just kind of like saying like, who cares what the original?

• 58:19Speaker 07

  Not when you're a comic fan.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Right. I'm not a comic fan.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  So they're making new, they're making new comics now with a variety of different colors of people. Right? And in 20 or 30 years from now, those roles will be played by, you know what I mean? People that, no, not white. No, no.

• 58:36Speaker 07

  You know what I don't like? People ain't gonna like this. Y'all gonna get mad. I don't like that RDJ is playing Doctor Doom.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Speak your mind.

• 58:46Speaker 07

  Dude, I'm like, bro, I'm used to him just being Iron Man and now y'all gonna move. It's just like, ah.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's other actors.

• 58:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, there's more people. But Hollywood is so afraid.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  But there's not.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  They wanted to talk. There are.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  No, there's hundreds of thousands of actors, but they don't care. That doesn't mean anything to them.

• 59:02Speaker 07

  They're not as great as.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Because it doesn't move the needle for them. So they're ba, this is a business. They're not basing it on who's available or what could be cool. They're basing it on how much money can they render from this?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Why can't Leo play Doctor Doom?

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  He probably doesn't want to.

• 59:14Speaker 07

  Oh my God, that would have been fantastic.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  There's no way.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's so many. Daniel Day Lewis.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  He would never do that.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Tom Cruise said no too.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Tom Cruise said no. They won't, don't want to do it.

• 59:22Speaker 07

  Oh, they're gonna do Marvel.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're saying to me, I'm sorry, they went all the way down the line and got back to Robert Downey Jr. He was the last pick?

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  I guarantee you he wasn't first because Tom Cruise got up, a bunch of people got offered.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  I think it was just Tom Cruise, then RDJ. They only wanted like the biggest movie stars.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Brad Pitt, no.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  He would never do that.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, they don't go after people.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, try. Give them an offer.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he would.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  I think the, I think there's certain guys in this game that are of the top of their career and the end of their career or whatever. That this is not.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  How old is Doctor Doom?

• 59:53Speaker 07

  But isn't Marvel the franchise?

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  I want to know how old Doctor Doom is.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Say it again.

• 59:56Speaker 07

  But do you feel like Marvel and DC and all these, they're at a point where you can, you pretty much can get anybody that's great at acting and that has a certain, they don't have to be a big name like Robert Downey Jr. Just because it's already solidified as a franchise.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  No, but it sells, it sells internationally so much better.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Doctor Doom is in his mid 40s and early 50s.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  In the MCU, he's 60. In the movies.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but I'm just saying, in the comics, he's in the mid 40s, early 50s.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  That's me and you, bud.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Now, I want you to get all the actors that are in their mid, late 40s and early 50s.

• 1:00:33Speaker 07

  That's a good question, Tino. If they had Doctor Doom and wanted you to play it, I'd be like, fuck that. That right there, that's...

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  He wears something. Can I do it? I wear a mask.

• 1:00:42Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, you're not getting it. I'm saying, fuck that. You can't play that guy.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:00:46Speaker 07

  Like, no, man, oh, fuck.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why?

• 1:00:48Speaker 07

  Look, he don't, you know, he's, Tino's not...

• 1:00:53Speaker 07

  He's not Doctor Doom material. He's too nice. He's a good guy, or, you know.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Who's more Doctor Doom, me or him?

• 1:00:58Speaker 07

  I don't feel like he can come off...

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Who's more Doctor?

• 1:01:00Speaker 07

  I would have to see you play an evil dude. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  I do it on this show every week.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute. You're definitely not. How big was he? Was he a full-sized man?

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Dude, they AI'd the rest of my body.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, born in 72, these are the actors they could have gone to. Ben Affleck, The Rock, Marlon Wayans though. Idris Alba. Oh, but they...

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  He wouldn't do it?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay. So, Adrian Brody could have been it.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  It's a different mask with a nose.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  I love Patrick Wilson. I love James Marsden. 74, DiCaprio.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Would never do it.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Christian Bale.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  No, he already played Batman. He can't do it. Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, already. Matthew McConaughey, perfect Doctor Doom.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Insane to say that.

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  How could he play that guy?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Would you rather have Matthew McConaughey?

• 1:01:47Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. He would have been, his voice, oh, man.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, alright, Doctor Doom.

• 1:01:52Speaker 07

  Well, you just, yeah, maybe you're right, Tino.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get what's available.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you're right, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  But also, it doesn't, it, I just think it doesn't, I think, how about this? I don't care what color person plays any of this stuff, make new shit, dude. I don't want to revive old properties. I don't...

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, did you see Weapons? That was new shit.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  That's new shit.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  There's a new movie I'm gonna see tonight or tomorrow night, Obsession. I heard it's really good.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I heard that's really good.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  No, I just hear it's so good.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen it?

• 1:02:21Speaker 06

  It's really good.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  More of this needs to make a wave and a comeback. I watched the Hulk Hogan documentary last night. I finished it. All three episodes, this guy.

• 1:02:29Speaker 07

  What is it on?

• 1:02:30Speaker 06

  Netflix.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Netflix?

• 1:02:31Speaker 07

  Netflix, okay.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a pass.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's funny because I'm not a wrestling fan, but I was enamored by the idea of this guy.

• 1:02:39Speaker 07

  I was a huge wrestling fan when I was in the 80s, but like, once it got past Stone Cold, I kinda like tapped out.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  You tapped out. Well, this was kinda about the world of his in and out of lasting longer than maybe he should have, and then the world of NWO and ECW and all that stuff.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Tonga the Kid was my guy. Tonga, remember Tonga the Kid? You don't remember Tonga the Kid?

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there he is, Sam Fatu.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  That's my guy.

• 1:03:02Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, no wonder why I remember him.

• 1:03:07Speaker 07

  What do you mean? I mean, look at him. I know, he was great. There's nothing exciting about him.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  It's like every woman you've ever dated.

• 1:03:13Speaker 07

  I mean, everybody got their own.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  No, but it was an interesting doc. It was weird to, it was cool to see, because I remember it as a kid, but I wasn't a wrestling fan. But the impact was wild. I forgot how popular he was.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  He was huge.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Bigger, I mean, he was like, they quoted him as one of the most recognizable faces in the world.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Probably.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Not, not namesake, because name, yes, but that you could show his picture to a foreign country of, you know, far in the middle of nowhere, they'd be like, oh yeah, they know who that is. They don't know what he is, but they know who he is.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking wild.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  It's wild. I mean, there's a few people like that in the world, Michael Jackson being one.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but think about, Michael Jackson was a musical genius.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  And he was a, you know what I mean, athlete.

• 1:03:56Speaker 07

  Well, Hulk Hogan was kind of, uh, in his own right, because WWF is strictly acting.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  He, he.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  It's real.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it's real.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  It's real. That's the myth.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  It's real to me, damn it!

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  That's the myth, that's the myth of, of pro wrestling, that it's fake. It's not. No, no, I don't have any, dude. Right?

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, the physicality of it is real.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hulk Hogan picks up Tonga the Kid, right?

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  No, he picked, first of all, he picked up fucking Andre the Giant, which was the greatest.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Andre Giant, right?

• 1:04:27Speaker 07

  Let him have his moment, say Tonga.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Throws him over the ring, you know what I mean, on the giant, falls on the table, right? You don't think that hurts?

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm saying the physicality is real.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  But it's, but it's a.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  You think, you think it's predetermined?

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  It's a play.

• 1:04:40Speaker 07

  Hundred percent.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's not.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so before, you think they go, you're gonna win this one?

• 1:04:44Speaker 07

  Yeah. It's like a movie fight. Everybody knows that, but that's the fun of it. It's like watching them drama unfold.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter that they know. And by the way, he does say you do a dance with your partner sometimes. You, it may flip in the moment of who wins and who doesn't win. It's a play. They're doing a live play.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  They're all, I mean, they're all, they're like theater kids who love to lift weights. It's really what it is. You're like a theater guy that loves lifting weights, but it was.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  I want people to know that I know how wrestling works.

• 1:05:13Speaker 07

  What in Hulk Hogan?

• 1:05:16Speaker 07

  But what in Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan's move.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Some people do get deep in it. What?

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  He had.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  The leg drop.

• 1:05:24Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, no, no. What, what, what people loved about Hogan was that last minute of being down and out and making a spring back. Cause that represent, that encapsulates.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  America.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Rocky.

• 1:05:36Speaker 07

  Everything.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  It was, it was Americana.

• 1:05:38Speaker 07

  Of being down and then he put the finger up and that's you. Yeah.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  That, that moment. And we're going, oh my God. You know what I mean?

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  I watched the whole thing. I just wanted to see the sex tape more than anything and they didn't.

• 1:05:56Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  They never played it. They never played it.

• 1:05:58Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  They do leave out a lot of stuff. They, they do give him his flowers, especially because he died three months after the documentary was finished.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  So they do give him his flowers, but they leave out so much fun, interesting shit.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  They leave out, a lot of these documentaries, they leave out a lot.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So let's, let's talk about Doc a little bit more. Um, Doc, how do you feel being back?

• 1:06:16Speaker 07

  I feel great as far as just, you know, this is one episode for right now. Like I said, I'm.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  He's not back forever. He's coming back to say hi.

• 1:06:23Speaker 07

  Well, and to let the fans be, have some peace and some ease about it. Cause they didn't, they don't know. They were speculating and they, a lot of them, and man.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I tell you my, can I tell my dream?

• 1:06:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  The funniest part about Bobby, he goes, let's talk about you, Doc, and then stops him.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, no, please. I'm sorry.

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right, you're right.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Let him have the floor.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, have the floor, I'm sorry.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he pled, we had a court case an hour ago.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

• 1:06:50Speaker 07

  What was I saying?

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you, you were, you were saying how the fans, when you departed.

• 1:06:57Speaker 07

  Man, y'all have no fucking clue. I mean, you know, but you don't know based on the opposite side of where I was on. I had people stop me walking in the streets of New York, like going, hey, man, go back to Bad Friends. I'm like, are you fucking? I go to the grocery store, they stopped me. I go to every fucking where, it's always somebody. I'm just like, fuck. And so it was like, that's why I kept telling y'all, I'm gonna do this episode, I gotta come back and just make sure. And then just to, just, cause he, he already know he's been forgiven, cause we already texting, we saw each other, now we talked in front of the improv.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  I heard you guys talk, yeah.

• 1:07:28Speaker 07

  But it's for, for, it's mostly for him and the fans and all of us. It's like there's this, this camaraderie we have. And we have it even when we see each other on the streets and go play, like we did the SOH VSA shit. And we just, you know, there's this thing that, that goes beyond podcasts and goes beyond. So I just wanted to let the fans remind you all that that's what it's about, podcasters.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  You know how this all started, right? So I had been texting with Doc anyway, and I was in the Dominican Republic for my sister's wedding. And I saw a man that looked like Doc. And I, and I texted him and I said, dude, I saw a guy that's exactly like you. And it made me think of him and we just started chatting and, and he said he maybe would come back on the show. And I said, well, you holler when? I said, well, we're gonna be doing it when I get back. He's like, I'll come through. And I think it was about time. There's, that's him, that's who, no, that's not, I call it just finding black guys on the internet.

• 1:08:32Andrew Santino?

  Would you, black guys in the Dominican Republic?

• 1:08:33Speaker 07

  You know, my sister sent me a picture, cause I remind her of Asians all the time.

• 1:08:41Speaker 07

  She sent me a picture.

• 1:08:41Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  The intermittent fasting, the sigh, the Japanese walking.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  So many things.

• 1:08:49Speaker 07

  Well, a lot of people do that. They, uh, like, you ate what you, mixed with Asians? No, I'm not fucking. But, uh, she sent me a picture, texted me a picture of the guy that was, had the winning streak for Wheel of Fortune this past time, the Asian guy. And she sent me a picture, she said, every time I watch you, it reminds me of you. I'm like.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Who is the guy who's winning a lot?

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  That guy?

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 07

  The last, no, that's not him.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  Wheel of...

• 1:09:15Speaker 07

  2026.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  That guy.

• 1:09:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, that guy.

• 1:09:20Speaker 07

  So, I mean, remember, I had the same kind of glasses.

• 1:09:25Speaker 07

  So, I put up the picture on Instagram of me and him side by side, like, and they'll say, "Damn, it looks like... I'm so fucking alert."

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  That does kind of look like him. Now, could you play him in a movie?

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  I think I would allow it.

• 1:09:36Speaker 07

  I could.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  I would allow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I was a producer...

• 1:09:39Speaker 07

  You know who I could play in a movie?

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 1:09:40Speaker 07

  Hart. If Hart was a bartender and I had, if he was famous, I could play Hart.

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Who's Hart?

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  From the store.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can. Yeah. You miss Hart?

• 1:09:48Speaker 07

  They always think me and him brothers. We see each other. He called me all the time.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Hart.

• 1:09:51Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Same fashion, Doc.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I express my dream?

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Doc, can you, can I express my dream?

• 1:09:57Speaker 07

  What's your dream?

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I know it's one time. Okay? But if I may express my dream, um...

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. I, I, I have to say it, right?

• 1:10:07Andrew Santino?

  Dream away.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  My, I want to dream away.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  Dream away.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  My dream is that we could eventually, eventually, slow start, get to where we were once, were, you know what I mean? Where you're popping in and out, right?

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Eventually, that we could go on tour, you and I, and Doc could do the tour with us. Go all over the world. And that's my dream. I think for me, it's like, you know, I want a redemption story as well. And I want to, um, give him the appreciation that he deserves. He was a vital part of our show. I feel like I fucked it up. I apologize to you.

• 1:10:51Speaker 07

  Oh, my bad. My bad. Where was you at? You was at, make amends. Keep going, Bob.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  You know, the fasting makes you tired.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it makes you tired. It makes you tired.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a little sleepy.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, look in the camera, say thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:11:05Speaker 07

  Thank you for being a bad friend. Loving this show.