Double Betrayal

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth.

• 0:19Speaker 00

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• 0:29Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Here we are once again, together.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  You see my, uh, you see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Hulu guy, dude.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, where's that club at?

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you serious?

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  And this hat.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they didn't send me nothing.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I got nothing.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  I got an email that said-

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Interesting.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  It said our-

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Interesting. Interesting, please say yes.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  Per se.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Per se.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you got a jacket, they sent you, they sent you-

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  Is it a medium?

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Interesting.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  The old dogs are the best, though.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that dude, that dude and then Logan?

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  I love Logan. I, I, I love you, Haley.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  That's so good.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  He's one of my favorites.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  He's my favorite, too.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  You know what my favorite is? Connor.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's the legend.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Because my impression of Connor is literally flawless.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  I, I know it is. And-

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  A raven.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  He's the king.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  He's the king, dude.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  You, you don't have to say that.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  Mom.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, dude.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Mom.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, dude.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  Would you perhaps be interested?

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so-

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  In taking a walk? Aka? He's the best.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  I was thinking about, like, they should be, love is-

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Connor.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Love on the Spectrum, Japan. Interesting.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  Bro, it's the best show.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  It's the best show. Bake, bake, bake show's good.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  It's up there, too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California for the Netflix's Joke Fest, but the-

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. It was a really good turnout and we got invited to the, I think last year they had the Netflix brunch and we talked about it, did we not?

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it every two years? It's every two years. It wasn't last year, it was two years ago.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  So two years ago, there was a brunch?

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Ted Sarandos's house.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  At Tred? Tred's. Yeah, Tred's. Ted Sarandos's house.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, careful.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Attaboy. Yeah, poke 'em. Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, but um-

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  I heard you were very, very punctual. First guy there?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  I was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Donnell.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  You were.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, well, you did it almost a trick to me.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  It was a good bit. Yay! The ladies are here. The Filipino ladies.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about the trick real quick?

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Before the ladies talk?

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  So, um, so we did the Ted Sarandos Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Everybody got an invite.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Everyone got an invite.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  That's why we went.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what it felt like.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what Scragglers-

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. I go, I looked around and go, that's if I got an open mic.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. There were definitely some micers.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Couple of bookers were there.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Plus one.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  So what happens is, this is what happens, right? A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian, and then the smaller comedian will sneak into the photo.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  And I could, I could name a couple, I don't want to put them out, you know what I mean? But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may. If I may.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  You may.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, I think Tom Segura, if you watched the big shot, right? They had us throw a ball toward the camera.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  They all made us take a playpen ball, like McDonald's play place. They made us grab a ball and they said, "We're gonna throw it at the camera at the exact same time."

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes. So what I did was not throw.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  I know the trick.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I just did, when they said, "At three," right, they said, "We're gonna count to three, at three, throw the ball." "One, two, three," everyone threw the ball, not me, I did my best smile.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright, cuz I know the trick, right? Cuz if I did any kind of motion, it would make, so, what Segura did, which was crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg Fitzsimmons' face. And if you look at the photo up close, find Tom Segura, Greg Fitzsimmons' face is completely blocked out.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Show him the photo. You didn't send it.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I sent him the, I sent him the big photo.

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Just got it now. There it is.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so go zoom in. Zoom in where I am, I'm in the middle. See that, me?

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Right there, yeah. Alright, so right to my, right, now there's Segura's right above me, go closer, go, zoom in closer.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  And there's Fitz's.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  And there's Fitz's face, and that's Segura's hand. He fucked him.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  And look at Theo, by the way.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Finally closing his mouth in a photo.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  This guy, for the first time ever.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  And you wanna see how Andrew handles these public events, cuz he gets nervous.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Go scroll to the left, go scroll to the left there.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Scroll to the left. Okay, okay, okay, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it. I don't know what that is.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  That is it.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  So see the big yellow ball there to zoom in there and I no right there zoom in there.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  And that's me in the top corner right.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  And I look at how happy.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Like it's a basketball. You're Steph Curry. Look at that three pointer dude. Why'd you three point that ball dude?

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  How happy I am.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are so miserable there.

• 6:06Speaker 05

  That smile.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here and then all of the, all of the um hungry. Give me needed attention comics have, have pushed their way to the front, literally.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's go to the front.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  And then I said, and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. And the girl was like, just get down there, go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I, I, I don't want to do it.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  But everyone that forced their way down to the front, I was like, you know, and look at wait, zoom out a little bit and look to the right. Jeff Garland did catering that day, by the way.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  Dropping off a plate of food.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  But Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right? Interesting. Interesting. What he did was, uh, you don't know the reference because I haven't seen the show, but um.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  It's such a good show.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Great show. Love on the spectrum.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter. I saw.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Cause you have to see, you have to witness their behavior.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that's smart.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean. Right? So now he's a focal point.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. He's pulling.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pulling focus. And that's an interesting thing. Interesting.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  And then um, what, so then in the front, go to the front, let's see what's in the front. Ooh.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Kerry Kenny, uh.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Paul, next to Chappelle.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Matt Rife.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Who has his hand? Oh, oh, that's Robbie with Chappelle.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Right, Robbie Prah.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Robbie Prah, yeah.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  Chappelle.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Uh, where's Burt?

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  He's to the right a little bit.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there he is. Matt Rife is above the guy in the red shirt.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  Burt, Burt is right behind Matt Rife.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yep. That's above Matt. Seinfeld is above.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  And that's Ted Sarandos, uh, right next to Sandler there, next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle on the black shirt. That's, that's the Netflix dog next to David Letterman.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  Pretty cool class there. Yeah.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  And then let's go back up a little bit.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  Back up, go zoom into my face one more time.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Legends.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Legends.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  And look at my face.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't be more anxious.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  I think you purposely did that.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's because, do you know why?

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Cause I don't belong there?

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'll tell you why.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  This is my theory and don't get mad.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Cause Taylor Swift's not there.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a good joke.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think it's not big enough.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  You need to hire.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be Zuckerberg.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  So I would come, come on!

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it's just not funny.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Come on.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. There it is.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  I know it's not funny.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  That's good. What is that?

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  When things bomb, I do that.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. You should do that on stage.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna do that from now on, on this podcast. I will lift myself up when something doesn't land.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  But, to me, it is funny. And, um, if you zoom in.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Those are just tough, tough for me to do. It's hard.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  It's really hard.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  I talked to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone. I go, "How do you feel?" And they go, "I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious."

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  It's anxiety inducing.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  And I said, "I feel the same way," but what I did was a couple of things.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, you took your Lexapro, first of all.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  I took my Lexapro.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  And I went against my gut instinct on certain things. So I walked up to people that I never knew, I never met, and I just said, "Hey, I'm Bobby, I'm a comic, I'm just a big fan."

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  I did it to Jon Stewart. I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I went. Now, Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  But it, he has an aura that you can't, you, you just can't break that aura.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  He's perfect.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like an energy field or something. But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "Hello, sir," and he shook my hand.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, "Oh, my God." I couldn't believe, I couldn't believe it.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  No, so this was, it was amazing. It was beautiful to be around all these legends. It was incredible. I just, it gave me.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a lot of anxiety.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  It's hard because there's too many people. Like, look at that. Like, there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I didn't even see her there. That's what sucks. It's like, there's people you didn't even see there.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Kate Hudson's in front of me. I, she was literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, you also asked, who is that?

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because in my mind, I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  I was like, you know her.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind, it's like, if you're going to like, you know, a football Hall of Fame and a cricket player's there.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  It's sort of like, you're right. So in your mind, you're like, what team? Falcons? You know what I mean? I don't know, you know?

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty cool, though. It was, it was a cool moment in time. And then when it was over, so here's, this is my favorite part.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Is Falcons a team?

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Atlanta.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank God.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  So then it's all over. Coming to a close. Bob and I get on the phone. He calls me. And I share this. I called Louis. Louis was in the car with Fitz and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, hey, are you still there? And I was like, yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  No, because Andrew had told me earlier on in the party.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  Be the first to leave.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  You pulled me and said, you go, as soon as the photo's over, you gotta rush.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Gotta get out of here.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  To the, you know what I mean, valet, because there's gonna be a line. So me and Donnell Rawlings, he beat me.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's faster.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Faster.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  And we both were running with our ticket in our hand.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  We were the first to get to the valet.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  You're right. But my car came first.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  It was parked across the street.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  I saw it when I pulled in.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't really?

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they left you close.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was the first guy there.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  They, mine, mine was.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  About a mile away.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So then I left and then like, maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew, or did you call me?

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  You called me.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  I called you about something and then you said, I go, what are you, where are you at? And you're like, I'm still at Ted Sarandos's house.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  I lied. I was in the car.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what'd you, then what'd you say?

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  So then I said, I said, dude, you're, he, he said, should I, should I not have left? Because I, he thought I was still there. And I said, you're not gonna believe this. I go, dude, oh, no, I'm sorry. We, I called you back because I'd said, I said, I'll talk to you later. So then I ruminated about this in my head and I called him back and I was whispery. And I said, hey, dude, you're not going to fucking believe this. And he goes, what? I go, we're inside Sarandos's master suite. He has a movie theater in here and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, Jon Stewart. And he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out. It's incredible. And then he asked me, where's Bobby? And I lied for you. I said, you were downstairs still. And he said, can you go get him?

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  So I'm panicking and he was like, are you fucking, should I, oh, my God, should I come back? And I was like, you gotta, dude, I don't know, man, I gotta go, maybe come back. And I called Louis and Fitz and told him and they were like, are you gonna tell him the truth? I was like, I have to, I have to fucking, because he would have driven back to Sarandos.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I was, I did a U-turn.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Pulled into his driveway.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm racing back to where, you know, the area, right? And then he called me back going, I'm just kidding.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  But imagine, he believed it for a second. I'm in Sarandos's master suite with Louis and Letterman and Jon.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  It's such a believable, come on, guys, it's a believable situation.

• 13:07Speaker 05

  For Andrew, yes.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Did they let us into the house?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's, it's like, you can't, you don't even hide the meanness.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  No, I said for Andrew's have a livable situation. I believe that he would be there. I'm agreeing with you.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  They didn't, they didn't.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm so defensive towards you now that it's like I miss, I ruminate about, you know.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  I gave you a big hug the other day.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  You were drunk.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were hammered.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  You were hammered. That doesn't count.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house. You're gonna let all these pigs inside the house? That's insane. No chance. So, so obviously we weren't allowed inside of the home of Ted Sarandos. But we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Fahim, he was happy.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Fahim's happy, yeah. But, um, Sam.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't unhappy. I was, that's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  And then Sherry O'Terry, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Sherry, yeah.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Legend.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Turned to me and said, are, do you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to, I can, I don't need to like wiggle into the thing. And because I'm like on a side, standing on a side thing.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  And she said, what's wrong? I said. These things make me so uncomfortable.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  And, and she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And it, it, I still made that face for the photo.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  But inside, I felt incredible because she's a, a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  It was really, really cool.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  It was really incredible, yeah.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  And then, man, what a night I had after our show.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Adam Ray, look at him. Yeah.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  So just for the fans, so I can say this, so, because it feels incredible.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  It feels incredible.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  After we did our show at the YouTube Theater, that the girls were at.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for coming.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after-party.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God. Amazing.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  I go to this after-party. It's for agents and managers. It's a decoy.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tell me about the.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  I walked in and I was like, oh no, this is the decoy party. Because everyone was like, is Dave gonna be here? And you could tell right away. You're like, oh no, this is for agents and managers. And then I get my phone back because they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle. I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, yo, pull up. Almost immediately, he was like, you gotta pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy, a few of my friends. I said, I'm with three black adult men, if that helps. Uh, and he said, it does. And I went to his.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  And what of them?

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a good thing.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Devontre, EP, and my buddy Spank.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, EP was there?

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  And then so, we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in, the inside child, you're not gonna relate to this as much, but the inside.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm all with it.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  The child inside of me exploded.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  It was insane.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  I walk in and onstage, there's 40 people. Onstage is Talib Kweli and Mos Def, and they're doing basically half of Black Star, the album, right? And then, it starts to flood in with people. Like, more people are starting to catch on to like, oh, they're.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess, Oprah.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  They're performing. Oprah was on drums.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Steadman on bass.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I hit more?

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  So then Busta Rhymes.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Dennis Rodman.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  Dennis Rodman was there.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Busta Rhymes gets onstage.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  And I was already like, this is insane.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  And Kanye gets onstage.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  My hand to God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  Kanye.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Is it the night that we did, last, Friday night where we, when we did our show?

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  After our show.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  You went to go get food.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, okay.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  You literally were like, I'm gonna go eat. And I was like, I think we're gonna go to the Chappelle thing up. He heard me say it. I was like, I think I'm gonna go to the Chappelle thing. And you were like, we're gonna go get food. So you fuck off your own opportunities, cuz you could've been there. And I was in the front row. I went right up to the front row. I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kinda smiles where he goes.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  He smiles and takes it away. And they played It All Falls Down, uh, and then he did, they did a few other songs and he was actually rapping. It was wild to see. And all that antisemitism went right out the window.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Right out the window.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Right out the window.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  It was incredible to see him live like that, that close. It was bananas.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. And how many people were there in the audience?

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  I would, I would argue by the time that he got onstage, cuz people were going outside to text. Like, people had got their yonder bags unlocked to go text friends. Try to sneak into this, you know, this venue.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Probably 200 at the most.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  It was like the OR. Maybe less, maybe like 150. It was.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Fucking incredible. What time is it?

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, midnight or 1:00 in the morning?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  I was asleep.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was dead asleep.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  You were never gonna come to that.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing his, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you know who Talib Kweli is or no?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  I am him.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  That's how good much I'm a fan.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Good answer.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  I am him.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the Bad Friends show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  Our Filipino friends.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Isa and Jules. Rudy Jules.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  These shoes are phenomenal.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  It's hers.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Those are dope.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  And she never wears shoes. And your mom came.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  She was flirting with me so hard backstage.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  She loves the orange dick.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  She does.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Orange chicken.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  She goes, where is your?

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  I can't say orange, why?

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Why can't I say that?

• 18:33Speaker 05

  You can.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  And I did.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  She's asking.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  America first.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  She asked me where my dressing room was many times. She goes, can I go to your dressing room? I said, sure, man, come into my dressing room.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:44Speaker 06

  He thought Bobby was gonna push her while you were doing your set. Set.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Onto the stage?

• 18:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  Can't have a moment of my own, huh?

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Are you out of your-

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Always gotta sabotage my bit.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you-

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Can't have a moment of my own.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Are you out of your gourd?

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Soon as the spotlight's not on you, boy oh boy, does it get dark, huh?

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Do you think, you think I would do that? Are you insane?

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you absolutely would.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  I would never do that.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  Lie, lie, lie.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  I just grabbed her and I kinda pushed her towards stage. I go, in a row of Andrew said, but I would never push her all the way in.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that?

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Not, not in front of that many people, no.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you would.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Who believes that he wouldn't do that?

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he would, he'd be too afraid. Yep, there we go. How about you, Andreas?

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't think he would.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you so much.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  It'll be so funny.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, McCon.

• 19:37Speaker 05

  I think you would, cuz you got the balls.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what you did? You tongue kissed a man. No, you, I was there.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  I was there.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little surly swirl.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  In front of my face, and you are, my friend.

• 19:54Speaker 06

  Gay.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  That is actually right.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly like gay, right?

• 20:00Speaker 05

  After Bobby did that to six other guys.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl. You open mouth this kid with your tongue.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  That is his rule, no open mouth.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  No open mouth, dude. I don't want hantavirus.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  It's out there.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  I've already had four times. Yeah, yeah.

• 20:13Speaker 05

  I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do it.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  See, you know why, you know why you say, why wouldn't I never do a cruise?

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  Hantavirus.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude, you're right.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  I was right.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  But you never said hantavirus.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I thought it.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  That's why I didn't do it. I thought it.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Next time, imagine if a hantavirus hit the Adam Devine fucking cruise.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the important cruise?

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Imagine if that happened. First one to die, throw out.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking the table.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  You know what, you know what, you know what someone said to me one time?

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  Someone who listens to the show, a friend of our family, says, "When Bobby kicks the table..."

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  "...in my speakers in my car with bass are on..."

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  "...it sounds like an explosion happened outside." Who would die first? Because I know we have the same answer.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  We're not, we're neither of us are gonna say it.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, we're not gonna say it.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that fucking annoying?

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, that's interesting!

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

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• 21:15Andrew Santino?

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• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  So I have a friend named Alex, right?

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, I know that guy.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  He dresses terribly.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  He's a bad dresser.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I said to buy something, I said, "You can pay now, later, or over time, whatever fits your lifestyle," and so he can stay in control of what you spend.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  What he spends.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

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• 22:42Bobby Lee?

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• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's a good, here's a good thing, man. Look, we're getting older, all right? I'm 42 years old. Bobby is

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

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• 22:57Andrew Santino?

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• 23:15Bobby Lee?

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• 23:24Andrew Santino?

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• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

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• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  I think it's urgent to get it.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

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• 23:54Bobby Lee?

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• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Girls.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  How are you guys?

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  How you guys doing?

• 24:04Speaker 06

  We're good.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  You good?

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  So you got, you got a huge pop last night.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  Massive.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rudy, Rudy, of all those people. And then you said one thing.

• 24:15Speaker 06

  I waved.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  That's true. You said you didn't say anything.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  I think East needs a bigger pop from the fans. I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  But she's our secret weapon.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  She's a secret weapon.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  The funniest, she's the new funniest girl on the show.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  You know, you've been overtaken by a mile, because you've changed.

• 24:31Speaker 06

  I haven't changed.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  You 100% are a different person.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Last night I was at the house and she was working out, right?

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  You're exercising.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Late at night. She's like

• 24:42Speaker 06

  How could, how could?

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Hockada, hockada, right? And then he said, "Hockada." With weights.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  You doing the hockada?

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right?

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  And I was going, "It's one in the morning." "What are you doing?" She's like, "I have a model shoot Tuesday."

• 24:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  And then she showed me photos of other models that are gonna be there. And like, "I'm not a high disease." Yeah, but she was like, working out. I go, "It doesn't work in one night." I mean, you have to be doing this every day for like, two years.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Forever.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Forever, yeah, yeah.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  Do you work out?

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  But she was doing it.

• 25:15Speaker 06

  Sometimes.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  No, don't worry about it. I think, I say, "Don't work out."

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Don't work out.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Everybody, don't do it. Everyone should stop.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at this blob of yellow garbage.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  Still rocking.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Still rocking, still rocking. No polyps, no cancer, nothing.

• 25:28Speaker 06

  That's true.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  In my butthole, in my butthole.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  You got checked.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my butthole, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, so she was working out, and then, um...

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  You never guys talked about, um, Coachella?

• 25:41Speaker 06

  Oh, because this is the first time? Yeah. We've been here since.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Mm.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  You guys had so much fun, we heard.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so much fun.

• 25:46Speaker 06

  It was so fun.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Would you go back?

• 25:49Speaker 06

  I would. I don't think she would.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  You, why won't you go back?

• 25:52Speaker 06

  There's so much people.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  So much people, yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, give me a fucking break.

• 25:58Speaker 06

  You hated it.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Spoiled brat.

• 26:00Speaker 06

  You hated it.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  I went for you, you spoiled brat. And I'm gonna tell you something right now, Andrew.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  Here it goes.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  And you're just getting me off my rockers right now. All right?

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Rock off, dog.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Get off my lawn! That's the energy that I have right now. Get off my lawn, okay?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Get off his lawn.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right?

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm so furious, I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  Hit her hard.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Get off my fucking lawn.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  No, go for it, man.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, so...

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um...

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry. Ah, ah, Shelley. Ooh, did I step on you, Shelley?

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  How does she even stand him?

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  It's all right, James.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  You know they're doing Get Ready With Me tutorials? And it's amazing.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  He's putting on, he's putting on, she's taking off makeup?

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  And putting on moisturizer? And he is doing the voiceover? It's fucking incredible.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I gotta watch it.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Now she's, Shelley's applying moisturizer.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yes, to her face.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  So, you know...

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Youthful glow. It's amazing.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Great impression, I said.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  They should have cast you on SNL.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  I could have made Mad TV.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  I honestly believe, because you were this close.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  To SNL? No, I was pretty far away.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no way. You flew to New York and did it in front of Lauren.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me?

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying though is-

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  This is the only show that matters.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  They missed out so badly because this is the best guy out there.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I would have drowned on that show.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Because of characters and impressions and all that, you would have killed.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  I would have drowned. They, they, they, I would-

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  No, you're, you're, you hit the ball. You're Daryl Strawberry.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  I do cocaine.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  All day long.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  You hit the ball.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Strawberry's the man.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to DS.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  So, I wanna go, I wanna go back.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's take it, let's take it back, alright? I went to Coachella. I did not want to go. I did it for you guys, right? So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, we will not do that.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  What'd they do?

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I want to go to Magic Mountain.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Magic Mountain's great.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Right. And they're like, no, something else. And I go, you know what I mean? One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean? Is lighter than a trip to Coachella.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  I would argue, you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets-

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  Is worth five Magic Mountain trips.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you! Five or six?

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, six, six, six, yes, but five, absolutely.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely five.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, at least.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at least, right?

• 28:23Speaker 06

  I've already went to Magic Mountain.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Does that happen with him?

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Did you go with him?

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were, you were there too.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were there too.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so that's one trip.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  That's one trip. No, I'm asking for two, and I deserve five.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the math.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  And we took it in and out afterwards?

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do the Coachella math.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  That whole day was incredible.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, so-

• 28:44Speaker 06

  So scary.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they won't do it.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Whiny baby.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  So then I gave them two options.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Move out?

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  No. Magic Mountain or skydiving.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  And what do you, no? East, no?

• 28:59Speaker 06

  They're both like death.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  That, no one dies at skydiving?

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Magic Mountain, yeah.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's more safer, skydiving or Magic Mountain?

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  I would imagine maybe skydiving.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  I think skydiving is more safer.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  No, because Magic Mountain, people don't die. While there is no single public record up to date for injuries, Six Flags Magic Mountain reports a valid 109 injury complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No deaths. No deaths.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll break an arm.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Big deal. You got another one.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Why don't we go to like Ren Faire?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Because it's, this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  Skydiving accidents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States. Over 3 million annual jumps, so that's not bad. It's not bad. So 10 to 20.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  So, skydiving or Magic Mountain?

• 29:42Speaker 06

  I'll do Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping.

• 29:47Speaker 06

  No, I can't do that.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 06

  Bungee's not, no, that's.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're more apt to skydive than bungee jump?

• 29:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, cause bungee jumping, it's just like, I don't know.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so is skydiving.

• 30:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you're with someone.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  You're falling.

• 30:04Speaker 06

  But you're with someone, no?

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're with an insurrectionist, like January 6th guy. Hey man, you know?

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Bungee jumping is very safe. One in every 100.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  It's war, it's going great.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Easy.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  It was.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Nobody dies.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  No one dies.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  That's so scary.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  One death per year globally, and, and that guy wanted to die.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  He wanted to die.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  He probably unhooked.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  He went, nah.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Unhooked the caribou.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be a fast painful death.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be?

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  It would explode, right?

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you'd pop for sure.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, especially if you ate that morning.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  The worst would be, it goes down, then it comes back, and then it losing it then would be even worse.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Like when the bungee goes, and then it goes, if you fell from the, like you feel like the, the bounce, it held you, and then it didn't held you, ooh.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you hear a snap when you're going up.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh my.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh my lord.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  That would fuck me up.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  That would fuck you up.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Cause you feel like you survived the first.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. You would hear the snap too.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead!

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm dead.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  I die.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm fucking dead!

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Me die.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me die. Yeah. So, skydiving, bungee, or Magic Mountain?

• 31:16Speaker 06

  Magic.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Magic Mountain, line it up.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  And we open with what?

• 31:19Speaker 06

  X2.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  X2, you must. Open with X2.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:23Speaker 06

  X2 is so scary.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  It's the best one.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  It's the best one, yeah.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  It's the most fun.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  It's the most fun, yeah. Cause you start off backwards. There's fireballs.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Love the fireballs.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  We love the fireballs. And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty, you know.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Everything's easy.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Easy after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  What, do you go on the Joker or something like that? It's a cakewalk.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a cakewalk.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  All that stuff's easy, man.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. Yeah, look at this.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  And the speakers pumping and the sound screams. I love it.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Die today. You die today. Will die today. Die today. It's gonna be great.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be so much fun.

• 32:01Speaker 06

  He doesn't even wanna go, though.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 32:04Speaker 06

  Your girlfriend?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have a girlfriend. And she doesn't wanna go.

• 32:13Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  But she's going.

• 32:15Speaker 06

  If she doesn't.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  You know why?

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Is she doing that? Or, or skydiving?

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Or skydiving. It's duty.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, girlfriend duty.

• 32:23Speaker 06

  But we'll follow her if she doesn't go.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called duty. Okay?

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Not, not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a crown prince.

• 32:32Speaker 06

  You're not the crown prince.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  What am I, then?

• 32:36Speaker 06

  It's her. She's the crown prince.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm a butler.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  She's the crown princess.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 32:42Speaker 06

  Call her sweetheart. Yeah.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Tell us more.

• 32:49Speaker 06

  Sweetheart. He gets really nice when she's around. Yeah, he's so nice. Yeah.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  When she's around.

• 32:55Speaker 06

  We had dinner last night and it was, he was very nice. He was like.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  So she should be around more.

• 33:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he turns into a better version of Bob.

• 33:03Speaker 06

  He doesn't even fart in front of me. Yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  That I find hard to believe.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I sneak away.

• 33:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I do? She's in the bed and I'll go all the way down my hallway, cause I have a little hallway in my, where I go to the very end of the front, the door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheek and I go, I do it like, you know, like an Agent Orange.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do the open your.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go. And then I let the smell simmer there. Cause what happens is, I don't know if you know about science. You know what I mean? But it follows you, like a stalker. Like a stalker.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  A little fart ghost.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  In the night, you know what I mean? A little Richard Ramirez. Following you in the night, okay? So I let Richard dissipate.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Let him, like a little fart.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I'll go back into the arena. Right, and lay down. But sometimes what happens is, there's a little bit of another, you know what I mean? Zodiac killer that comes after.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  So I had to leave the bed again and release the Zodiac killer.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  A little aftershock.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, a little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night, depending on if I had ice cream or not.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:10Speaker 05

  Remember when you farted on Andrew's wife?

• 34:15Speaker 05

  That's good growth.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you trying to start a war?

• 34:20Speaker 05

  No, I'm just saying that's.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Because that was let go in the past. He was so mad. Yeah, so what are you trying to do?

• 34:26Speaker 05

  I'm saying that's beautiful character growth. You're growing up.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude. Why would you bring that up, dude? That, dude, we almost ended. It was, the Beatles were over. You know what I mean? Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you know, it was bad.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Yoko farted.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  On Paul's wife.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  It was bad.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes, "You don't ever do that again."

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  In a million years.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I locked eyes with him, and just through the eyes, I can see, right? "Don't ever do that again."

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Evil, evil Ted.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was bad. But, yes, what else, um, have you noticed about me?

• 35:09Speaker 06

  You're just sweeter and nicer, and you're very, like, cuddly with her.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  That's cute.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  You're a new man.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm cuddly with all creatures.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Like my dogs and cats, right?

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  It goes, dogs, cats, girlfriend.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've known my dogs and cats longer.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  And, um, you know, I have a connection with Goby, my first dog I've ever had.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  She's still with me and she looks at me like, dad?

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  She's your, she's the daughter.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, there's a, there's a connection there. So it's like, I can't put that in order yet.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  You're right. Yeah, there is an order yet.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  How are you feeling?

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Me?

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  You want to, you want to talk about it?

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so let's talk about Carlos's head transplant.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks, it looks.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  You're not in any sort of pain?

• 36:02Speaker 02

  It's just a little sore, but it's been like.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, congratulations.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Duck down a little bit. Let's see, let's see just the, yeah.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah. That's what's gonna happen.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  But it's been going well.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Could you?

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna look like when we first met.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Could the hairline be a little lower?

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Well, they were trying to be realistic. They, like, there's not enough grafts in the back to put on top.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrows. It would just hair all the way. That'd be a cooler look.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  But it would stop up here and I would have no hair in the back.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Wait, that's, no one looks like that. That's amazing.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Oliver Tree or something.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  But I have a, I have a, I have a thought that you're gonna get the hair and you're gonna still buzz your head anyway. And you're gonna keep it short.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  I, I wanna grow it out once I get it.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanna do the slick back.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  You gotta, no, don't do the slick back.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  I like slick back.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  No, dude grunge.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Oh, see, that's kinda cool.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's cool too, yeah. Grunge it.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Like I've been on the road.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna take a long time to grow a grunge hair.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  A mad scientist. It's, he has what, 40 more years to do it?

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  A little bit less.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little less.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  You and I.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  You guys think you're gonna die before, or that I'll die before you?

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  There's a chance.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  There's a chance. And, um, I would like to talk about, if I may.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  May.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Gosh.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:19Speaker 02

  We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that makes me so mad.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that puts me in such a rage.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong?

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Because as if...

• 37:30Speaker 02

  There are two sides.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  There's no, there's no, it's not Rashomon. It's a, for a solid reference of a... Anyway, it's not, you know what I mean? A two-sided situation. It's one clear side. Oh, you almost did? Why didn't you clown him? Because he would have been on my side!

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  I called you. What happened?

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Because I knew Andrew would see things the...

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  I want to hear your side. Can I hear your side?

• 37:52Speaker 02

  That's a good strategy for me to go first.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a brilliant strategy.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, so you can come up with things to defend your... Okay, I'll just go.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Queen's Gambit here, dude, you gotta find out.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  I'll go because there's certain...

• 38:02Speaker 02

  I want to go first.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to go first, I'll tell you why, right?

• 38:05Speaker 02

  That's a good boundary, I'll respect it.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  There's certain things that I want to omit from the story.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Copy.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  That's why I want to go first.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  So what is it?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Do people like listening to this stuff or no?

• 38:15Speaker 05

  We don't know what it is yet.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  That's true. That's absolutely true. But these kind of personal, like, you know what I mean, conflicts.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes, man.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um... I played, uh, New Jersey, packed.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Wellington.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we did...

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Wellmont, sorry, Wellmont.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we did, uh, Medford, packed, right? Saturday, Saturday I had a little problem in Atlantic City. Okay?

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  What was the laugh about me, I asked per se?

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Because I'm having a trauma response.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what?

• 38:55Speaker 02

  I'm having a trauma response, I remember.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, trauma, interesting. Interesting. What happened?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I... First of all, for weeks, I was like, can I get out of this gig?

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't want to go to AC.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Is that that? Is it that when you, you know, before you go to a gig and, you know, there's that blue dot epidemic? You know what that is?

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  You know about the blue dot epidemic?

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  Is that antivirus?

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  No, it's different.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  He doesn't have it ever, so that's why.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, he doesn't ever have the blue dot.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Blue dots on Ticketmaster.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, the seats. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  What's your problem?

• 39:27Speaker 02

  You just.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  What are you angry about?

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  I asked you what the.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  What is going on?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you okay?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I am.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  You're on edge.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, I don't, he, he does it.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, what happened?

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you right now.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, not a good show, right? I, I think I did pretty good, given the circumstances.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  In terms of response.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  And we had a great.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Casinos can be hard. Did you play Borgata?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  No, Ocean.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Ocean, yeah, resort.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, I still got over a thousand, you know what I mean, tickets sold, but it wasn't what, you know what I mean, I want, anyway, um, I get offstage and I'm sweating and I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears, because I'd never seen anything like that. You know what I mean? Where it's like, I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me, but, you know, I was just as disappointed in turnout.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? Which really happens. And I was in the green room, on the verge of tears, right? And I'm literally, I, I'm calling my agents.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  No one's picking up.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  No, that's right.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  And I'm just sitting there, like, hunched over like that, sweat dripping, in the verge of tears. And then all of a sudden, I see cameras go on.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Somebody walks in with camera, two cameras.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Maccone?

• 40:38Speaker 02

  iPhones.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  No. It, he invites a TikToker to do a video with me, and I don't know what's happening.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  Who is this person?

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Someone he's already met.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  I've already met him, but it's like, before the show, I want to know, who's gonna come and do a video with me after the show, right? Is that a proper and fair thing?

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't tell me.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I'm sitting there, he's like, and I, then I have to, in that moment.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Turn it on.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Turn it on. So I'm like, hey!

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, hey, and I'm doing, now, I'm reading off an advertisement that he has on his phone for his new product.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  You didn't have to do that in real.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm just saying, I, I didn't know what was going on.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because there's no prep.

• 41:21Speaker 02

  When do you look?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  From my tour manager. Right? And then, right?

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  He leaves, it's done, and I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that? And then he gets defensive. You like good shit.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  You like good shit?

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  And I go, what do you mean?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  No, your honor, your honor.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  I thought you would like it, right? You know what I mean? So that's why I did it. I go, yeah, but I want to be fucking pre-prepared. If I knew a TikToker was gonna come in and do a video.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Especially with a night that like I had tonight.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? Your honor?

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Yes, case heard.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Did you get good shit?

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  Defense?

• 41:58Speaker 02

  My defense is that I didn't know they were gonna be filming when they walked in. And I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of Golden Goose shoes.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  What did that have to do with the TikTokers?

• 42:10Speaker 02

  That was the TikToker was bringing that.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  But they could, but, but after the show had went the way it went, and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night. Did you not think to preemptively say, let's hold off until a little bit after the show, or you just let them come in?

• 42:22Speaker 02

  I let them come in.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Without preparing me.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  And I.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Without preparing me.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  You're right, I wanted to be a surprise, but I want, I, in my defense, I apologized and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  I did say that, but in what world do I not say that?

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  See, see what he's doing right now?

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  He's winning the case.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  He's not winning the case.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he's not winning the case.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, I'm the judge, but yeah.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Now we're at dinner afterwards, right? And I look at Carlos, because in my mind, Gilbert from Tiger Belly was there as well. And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm livid at Gilbert.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  Ah, so he's not even taking the fall.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I look at Carlos, I, I look at Carlos, and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why? Because I love the guy that came in, it was just the wrong timing.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I go, because of that situation. And you go, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, we're, we're both, you know what I mean?

• 43:15Speaker 02

  Your honor, your honor.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  We're both, and then, and did I not take, when Gilbert sat down at the table, did I not pull him aside?

• 43:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I was confused, because when we walked into the restaurant, I said.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  That energy, just.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  I'm a passionate lawyer, dude.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Look at the energy, the energy.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  I'm a passionate lawyer. Thank you, your honor.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  There's gonna be order in this court.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there'll be order.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, there, there must be order in this court.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  Which is, I told him, that wasn't Gilbert.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, what are you, oh my god, you lie, piece of shit.

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  I would never lie to the judge!

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  And then I'll tell you another thing you did.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Oh, when the girl thought I was on Tiger Belly and I got mad at her.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't even gonna bring that up.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Mudwater! You know what? Sometimes I don't drink coffee because it keeps me up at night.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Caffeine buzz gets you a little bit.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I was drinking at 7, I'll be like, oh my god, like, it's like 2 in the morning and I just can't sleep.

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  You're buzzing too hard.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  But I wish, now I know about Mudwater.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank god for Mudwater.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Mudwater, are you one of those people who loves coffee?

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  The taste, the smell, the whole ritual, but the caffeine sends you straight into an anxiety spiral? Because same, same for me.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Me?

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  I love trying new coffee shops and fun seasonal drinks, but one full cup and suddenly my heart is sprinting and my brain is running in five directions at once.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  And if you want something a little bit gentler, okay, the original blend is still there for you, the coffee alternative made with cacao, chai, turmeric and

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Say that again.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Functional mushrooms.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Cacao!

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  Cacao, chai, turmeric and functional mushrooms. Warm, grounding and perfect for days when you want energy without the buzz. Here's what's great about this stuff, man. Honestly, Mudwater serves a purpose. Organic ingredients, clean, natural boost, smooth, earthy flavors. This is not gonna be something that gets you too hyped up and doesn't make your heart feel good and your body feel all flushed out. It is a low caffeine without overloading on caffeine with that same great taste that coffee lovers love. Most decaf, by the way, most decaf people don't know is made with chemical solvents. That's the same stuff found in paint thinner. You eat paint chips? I don't think so.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Every single ingredient in Mudwater's products are 100% USDA certified, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan and kosher.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  It's actually very, very good. Uh, we were lucky enough to have a little bit. Thank you to Mudwater. And there's also caffeine-free blends, matcha protein shakes for the body and the mind. The best part about Mudwater is it provides sustained energy without the spikes or the crash of traditional coffee. Right now, our listeners are gonna get an exclusive deal, up to 43% off your entire order, plus free shipping and a free rechargeable frother when you use the code BADFRIENDS.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Head to M U D W T R dot com and grab your starter kit today.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

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• 45:53Bobby Lee?

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• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Quince!

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, I was invited to the Golden Gala and I got something from quince.com. It was a Oxford shirt with blue and it's really nice.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  You look very handsome when you wear that stuff.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I was gonna go, but they said I couldn't have a plus one, so I didn't go.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you didn't get to go.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  I still have the shirt.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  You still have the shirt. Thanks to Quince, we still have the shirt. And everything is priced 50, 80% less than what you'd find at similar brands. They work directly with ethical factories and cuts out the middlemen. So you're gonna get premium materials without any of that markup. They got all the wardrobe staplings for spring. Think about 100% European linen shorts and shirts from $34. These are lightweight, they're breathable, they're comfortable, but they still look very put together. The best part about Quince is their clothes at an affordable price that don't look like they are cheap. They look stylish and very, very comfortable.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Their pants also hit the same balance. Oh, yes. Relaxed and comfortable, but still polished enough to wear pretty much anywhere.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. We picked up their stuff. I actually got a linen shirt from them. And the best part about summer, summer, summertime on the rise is I'm gonna be wearing my linen shirt at the beach. Yes, I'll be in on an umbrella, okay? But I'm still wearing a linen shirt at the beach. It's lightweight and breathable and it helps put looks together. You can wear it board shorts or dress up shorts, it doesn't matter. And it costs so, so efficiently. Your bank account isn't gonna hurt, but your body gonna be looking good, baby.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to quince.com/badfriends for free shipping on your order and a 365 day return.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Come on, man. They're now available even in Canada. Our brothers up in the north as well. That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/badfriends for free shipping and 365 day returns. That's quince.com/badfriends.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Sunday night, we do a show in Boston.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? And as a tour manager, you know, you don't eat all day.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  I just, I ate a little light meal because you think after the show you're gonna eat.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  So the tour manager...

• 47:50Speaker 02

  We had reservations at the place Bobby's.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  So, so...

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  As a tour manager, you're supposed to set up a meal.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  Which I did.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  We go to the restaurant after the show. After the show. And we walk in and the host goes, "We're closed."

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  PF Chang's?

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  No. And I look at Carlos and go, "What the fu-"

• 48:14Speaker 02

  He didn't say we're closed.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 48:15Speaker 02

  He said, "The kitchen closes in thirty."

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what he said! He did say that, he was an immigrant, didn't know who you were and I thought we were getting celebrity treatment like we always- Now I'm gonna call somebody. Oh my god. Now I'm gonna call somebody that was there. That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you don't say anything, okay?

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Witness.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a witness right here. You don't say anything. I won't, because I'm excited about it. You are excited? Yeah.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Is this Gilbert you're calling?

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  No, Ramsey, my opener.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's not compromised.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Hi, um, so, um, you're on Bad Friends right now?

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Hey. Okay, so, you know, after the Sunday show at the, um, in Boston, Medford, I think it was, was it Medford? Yeah, it was Medford. Yeah, yeah, so afterwards, when we walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Um, he said that their kitchen was closing and didn't have time for us. And they didn't have time for us, right? Yeah, that's correct. Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, bye bye!

• 49:17Speaker 02

  Instead he went to the Four Seasons and ate.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  By the way, answers on the first ring?

• 49:21Speaker 02

  I know, whack.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Desperate.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  You may.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  I may?

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  If you're mentioning the kitchen closes-

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Who is the witness?

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Pat Bird.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Calling the stand?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, don't say anything, please, thank you.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Let's see how many rings. Each opener is gonna get to switch.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Leave a message, thanks.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  She's playing it cool.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  She's on Do Not Disturb.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  One ring.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Oof, Cat's losing.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Hi Bobby.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  There.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Hi Cat, you're on Bad Friends right now.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  I'm on Bad Friends?

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just I have to ask you a question, I have to ask you a question, okay?

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  It will be the only time that you're on Bad Friends.

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, it, well, Sunday night, when we were in Boston, right?

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right?

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Uh, when we went, yes.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant?

• 50:32Speaker 01

  The host said, "Oh, you can't, the kitchen is closed."

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, goodnight.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Okay, bye.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Bye.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Unreliable witness, he's paying them.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  He's paying his witnesses.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what you're saying that it was open, if it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down?

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Because you got frustrated that you didn't get recognized, that's what happened.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  That's literally what happened. He didn't go, "Oh Bobby, you're here."

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Interesting, per se.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Bro.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, Judge, please make a final verdict.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  10 to life, buddy.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  No, I beg you.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also, your hair.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Your new hair, how does you get your new hair?

• 51:22Speaker 02

  How did I get it?

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Oh, from Bad Friends?

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I got you new hair.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  I got you new hair.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  Thank you, sir.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  You lied.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  I didn't lie.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and conduct conspiracy.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Did you make a reservation?

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  Did you tell them it was him?

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  When you walked in, the kitchen was open for 30 more, but they still said, "Please don't sit down."

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down, but they warned us.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  But they said, "Closing in 30," which is another way of saying, "We're not gonna, we don't wanna do this."

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  They didn't say that, Andrew, I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right? They said, "We are closed."

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, the first witness had 30 minutes to close, Cat actually said-

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  No, he didn't.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  No, he did.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Ramsey did not.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  No, he did, he literally said, "They said they're closing in 30 minutes."

• 52:05Speaker 05

  He said, "Was the kitchen is closing."

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Closing in 30 minutes.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  No, he didn't say that.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  He didn't say 30 minutes.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna call him one more time, sorry.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  30 minutes.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I have to call him again, sorry.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Closing in 30 minutes. First ring.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Okay, you're on Bad Friends again. What did you say again? He said, uh, he didn't have time for us. Uh, the guy, he was kinda mad about it. Cause the kitchen was closed, right? The kitchen was closed. Yeah, thank you, bye bye.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Leaving the witness.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm not leaving the witness, that's what he said the first time, everyone can hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't say that, I swear to god he didn't say that. What do you guys hear? Yeah, so, um...

• 52:40Speaker 02

  Double jeopardy.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  It's not double jeopardy, dude, yeah, yeah.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  He said the kitchen is closing.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Exactly, thank you.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  So he changed his statement, so he lied. This is not, I'm sorry, but that first witness is gonna be thrown out.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have one more witness.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  But the second witness is fine, she's still valid.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's still valid, and she said...

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  The kitchen is...

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Is closed.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Is closed.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and would you, would you side with a convicted liar?

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  We usually don't in this court of law.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think, you guys are the jury?

• 53:14Speaker 06

  I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really... We loved Carlos. Yeah. So I don't think he's...

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna side with the jury here. Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Thank you, sir.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you're gonna have to stay after.

• 53:28Speaker 06

  Carlos was the best at Coachella.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 53:31Speaker 06

  And he stayed with us the entire time.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  He wanted to make sure you were safe.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Good chaperone, and she gave me mushrooms. Thank you.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Did you do mushrooms at the show?

• 53:42Speaker 06

  A little bit. It was a microdose.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it wasn't anything? You didn't do any, young lady?

• 53:47Speaker 06

  No, he did, she didn't.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  He didn't? Who didn't?

• 53:51Speaker 06

  She didn't.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  So you gave Carlos drugs?

• 53:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 06

  Stop!

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  You literally just betrayed me. I sided with Carlos, so I will betray you as well.

• 54:04Speaker 06

  I didn't betray!

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, become Korean, and if you betray me, I betray you.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  It's fair. It's fair, it's a double betrayal.

• 54:12Speaker 06

  I didn't betray Carlos!

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case that's before you.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  You're bringing up a completely different situation.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  What did she do?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, what has she been doing? Now, you stop betraying.

• 54:28Speaker 06

  I'm not betraying.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, dude, all right? She's smoking.

• 54:33Speaker 06

  Oh, no, I'm not.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Are you really smoking?

• 54:37Speaker 06

  A little bit.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Then why'd you say, "Oh, no, I'm not"?

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Did you smoke right before you came?

• 54:42Speaker 06

  No.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  You haven't smoked one cigarette today.

• 54:44Speaker 06

  No. Oh, my God, I swear. I swear.

• 54:52Speaker 06

  I swear.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  No, good.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Good.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But so, you want me to reveal? I could reveal other things too, but I won't.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  But I'm just saying.

• 55:00Speaker 06

  No, we can't.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, but when you betray, right?

• 55:03Speaker 06

  I didn't betray. I just said Carlos was so good.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  What does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend?

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Plus, that is a betrayal on its own.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  How come once on this show we can't? Can we go a week without betrayal on this show?

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know weeks.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  One week.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  I know how you feel. I know exactly how you feel.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Because I feel like everyone on this show is trying to betray someone.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know exactly how you feel. I'm a victim of circumstance.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  We should be lifting each other up.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not bringing everyone down. You know what I mean? It's like I gave you a job, you don't want to do it. See, you're not even listening, look.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, do the job then!

• 55:46Speaker 02

  I've been doing it. The night before, you were like, "Oh, this is such a good restaurant, Carlos." Like, you forget about all the good when one drip of bad drops down.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 55:54Speaker 06

  Interesting.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  I think my bad stuff is so bad, it's like oil or something. It just ruins everything.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  So, we got an email to Carlos at the booth. A production company. They reached out. It's the production company that's handling the distribution for Karate Ghost.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  But before you push play, I want to say this, okay? When you're doing a movie like this, an independent movie, right? You take certain, you know, um...

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Risks.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Risk, and you go, "Ah, it doesn't matter."

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Like the risk of the whole film.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. "It doesn't matter. I can do whatever I want." You know what I mean? I look into the camera, whatever.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  Someone will see it.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Go. And he's going, "It's good."

• 56:37Speaker 02

  It's really good.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you got it.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Turn it down a little bit.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, you ain't in the big city of Beijing no more, huh?

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm from Miniraparos. I don't know any other towns in China than Beijing and Japan, but that's besides the point. Now, if you're gonna be staying here for a while, you gotta get yourself a form of transportation. Okay? It's big out here. It's too far to walk. Wow. And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go. I understand. I am sorry for the inconvenience. It's alright. I mean, I don't mind doing it. Today, I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday thing. I mean, I've got, I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I know. I, I'm getting acrimated. Surely, but surely. Hopefully it'll be sooner than later, I'll tell you that. Now, I don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Now, the dojo is a staple of our community and, well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over. I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community. Everyone has been so kind.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Except who? Nah, nothing. Never. I think some people... That's you too! They, they... You're doing it to sinners!

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  This town is, uh, there's some things about this town. It's...

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, this place is just unique, okay? I'll tell you about it another time over a beer. How about that? I would rather.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, I gotta head down this lonesome road here. Gotta get me home, so... You have yourself a good night. Drive safe on the lonesome road.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  He's a white belt.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  Can I help you?

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new town sensei?

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Oh, that's great. That's great. You know, we heard a lot about you. Heard you're pretty handy with the sword there. And here, we thought we'd stop by and, uh, welcome you to the neighborhood.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't want no trouble. I want no trouble.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Lord, lord.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Bobby.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  What do you want? If it's not me caring you, I don't have much else to offer.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  My time will be up soon.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  But I must say, you are a fine warrior.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  But you are not the best.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  Before we were Zemra, we were trained in the art of karate. About the greatest sensei who walked this earth.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  He's no longer with us.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  But his spirit still lives on. And he protects us.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  And he will avenge his pupils.

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot you gotta learn about this here town.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  You saved my ride, sheriff. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us sharing that beer together.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  I suppose the round will be on me.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Hell, I'd like that.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  As you can see, we got much to discuss. We must celebrate the demise of that... of a weary being. Celebrate, yes. Demise... not quite.

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868. And I didn't do much to it, other than get it off of you, or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever, and you took them out with ease. Well, that gave me hope.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  I always thought you were sent here for a reason. And now I know that to be true.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  Finally.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Someone will defeat... Karate Ghost.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Did you make that?

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck did you just say? Did we make that? Yeah. We shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert after landing. I had four hours of sleep, and McConaughey and I, in a crew of incredible people, shot that.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  I had a two-day shoot. First day, we did it with Stunt Guys and a bunch of blood effects and everything. And second day, we had a few hours with Andrew, and he drove out to Joshua Tree, and we shot that, like, two weeks ago.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It looks so good.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Take that, film school.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you are talented.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Did you like it?

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was shot so well. McConaughey shot that.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  He did. This was McConaughey's baby. All I did was show up. And, uh...

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  For four hours?

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  He did a full day.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  No, this was a whole day. So you liked it?

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  You like Karate Ghost?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Karate Ghost was so good, dude.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Should we show the clip of me giving you the note?

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, Bobby will love this. You will love this.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I want to see it.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  You just heard. I was traveling. Four hours of sleep.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  So four hours, I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in L.A. traffic to get out to Joshua Tree.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  I can't even believe that you would even drive out there.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  I did this for you.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you do... Why'd you slam that?

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  I killed this fly that's been buzzing around the studio, literally.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you. And by the way, as I hit it, I smacked it.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you Karate Ghost?

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  So Bob, so then we're in the car.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I can't... I want to...

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait. This is the end of the day.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  It's been a long fucking day.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  There is no food within 50 miles.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle. And I'm tired. It's like the, it's in the 11th hour. And he's in the back of the car. This is why I know you're gonna love this. This is you and me to a T.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  Now, go ahead.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, turn that up a little bit?

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Hold, pause it. Look at me. He's giving me notes.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god!

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  Stop! Watch.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving you.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Look at my face.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  Other than that, everything's great.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't get any acting notes.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Here's, don't, don't even, no way, dude. Not even.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's out of pocket.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever done Curb Your Enthusiasm? Have you done The Office? Have you done five sitcoms? Shut your fucking.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever done film? Made your motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, great.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, ready?

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude, that was real, dude.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're just in.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  He knows, I was fucking with him. No, it was.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  Cause also he took the note.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I did the note.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did the note?

• 1:09:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was fu- I wanted to play with him in front of, you know why?

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Cause he was doing director thing in front of his buddies.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  And I was gonna stomp on his neck in front of his friends. But of course I did the fucking note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going. He's got real directory at some point.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  And I let it go all day. And then in the car, I was like, that's it.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's, you know, here's the thing.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do, we can make stuff?

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  McConaughey can direct. So can Andreas. Okay? I can't do the notes.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. No.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, and I'll probably come off in the movie, like, not good because I didn't take any notes.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  That's not.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  And I, because I refuse to take notes from these two, right? It's gonna come across bad because there's, if it was like Tarantino.

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes, sir.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  What if it's a DP you respect, that we get a DP?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, I can't because it's coming, coming from them, because I know the whispers. And they go to the DP, right, and then the DP comes to me and goes, can you do it more? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I know that it's all from them.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  So there's no way I can work with them in that way.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  So we won't do it.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  I just thought.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Unless you give me no notes.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  I, I will say this, this was a, everyone that worked on it, fantastic job, everyone put their neck out for this. They did it on a low budget, on a shoestring and on a whim, they slept at this house overnight in the desert, like, like, literally four to a bed, because they wanted to make this and everyone, we appreciate, this was just a fun little, a bit we wanted to run with you to show Karate Ghost. And McConaughey had the idea, I said, I'm down to shoot it, we got one day to do it.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  And we had one day and, and everyone did a great job.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  That's one day shot, that's.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, two days, I, I did one day with them and they did the stunts and all that stuff they did. He had a stunt guy come and do all that flips and all that shit, it was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off?

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  I think we're good.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  Girls, do you want to say anything before we go?

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, they're doing live streaming.

• 1:11:10Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what?

• 1:11:12Speaker 06

  No, we had to stop it because the PC wasn't.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're gonna do it.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you guys are doing, you're, you're doing like Twitch?

• 1:11:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing on Twitch?

• 1:11:20Speaker 07

  We're playing games.

• 1:11:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:11:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm a little concerned about the community.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  About our community or the community in general?

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  Asians.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Ah, here we go.

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I'm, no, no, the Twitch thing, I'm unfamiliar, I'm ignorant.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  It's huge.

• 1:11:35Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm just saying a piece of it with the girls streaming, uh, feels a little dangerous to me. Like, are creepos on there saying stuff to you?

• 1:11:46Speaker 07

  Not really.

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  No creepos?

• 1:11:47Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  But they were flaming us. For the quality.

• 1:11:51Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't it feel like a place where creeps would go? It feels like a place that creeps would sign on.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  That's everywhere on the internet.

• 1:11:56Andrew Santino?

  I know, but this is them live for creeps. You know, live for creeps.

• 1:12:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, but it's not like we're, we're just wearing stuff.

• 1:12:03Speaker 05

  That's the channel.

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps, you weirdos. So, nobody says not gross shit? Good. Don't, because we'll fucking find you. We'll find your IP, we'll trace you and we'll kill you. I just don't like that, the lot, because it reminds me of, what's the thing where? Omag- Omag- Miggle?

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Omaggle?

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  Yuck. It just feels like it's, it's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Who's Mookie Betts?

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  Because tomorrow I have to wake up early and meet Mookie Betts.

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  You're saying this as if I set it up. We're going to bowl at his house.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Or you're doing it too?

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  You're doing it because of me.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Betts was.

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the best.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry. It's a sport that I'm not, I'm familiar with. I apologize. I knew Daryl Strawberry.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I want to hear more about the streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. So, we're doing, you're gonna meet me tomorrow.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I choose not to now.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Don't go. I don't care. I, I invited you.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to do it.

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  You're doing it.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  See, well, then be more grateful.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do it too.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 1:13:21Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  Perfect.

• 1:13:48Speaker 07

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