Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, bad friends? I'm coming to San Diego, Bobby's hometown, on June 28th. I'll be there, two shows in Del Mar, bro. Come out, Del Mar and San Diego, June 28th, two shows at The Sound, beautiful Sound in Del Mar. And then July 24th, I'm in St. Charles, Missouri, very close, if not the same place, basically, St. Louis, Missouri, they're next-door neighbors. Come out and see me July 24th. And June 28th, come see me in San Diego. Andrew Santino dot com for those tickets, Andrew Santino dot com.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:13Speaker 02

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:19Speaker 03

  Well, you two are something.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  Bad, Matt TV.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And then...

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  It's called Sugar High Bakery, shout out to them in Michigan.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  They came to my show.

• 1:33Speaker 05

  There's no marijuana in it.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:34Speaker 05

  I made sure there's no weed in those.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  There's no weed in it.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Frankenmuth, Michigan.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  This is good, little bad friend cookie, and then here it's me and my little prince.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Yep. Did you hear about the prank I pulled out on Carlos?

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:49Speaker 05

  What was it?

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  What was it?

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't remember the prank?

• 1:52Speaker 05

  No, what was it?

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we're flying into...

• 1:54Speaker 05

  Oh, God, this is like a security risk, actually.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a security prank.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Like to hear it?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, we're flying into, we're hour late, so we're on the tarmac in LA. Don't you hate when that happens?

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  This is the worst airport in the United States. That's why we gotta get

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Outta here!

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Spencer Pratt

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Pratt!

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  In there, dude.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  In there. Anyway, we're at the Eliot's on the tarmac.

• 2:19Speaker 05

  90 minutes.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  90 minutes, hour and a half. Now, we're flying to Detroit, am I right? Okay.

• 2:25Speaker 05

  Correcto.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  So, correcto to you. And, very good, dude. And I

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Really good, Carlos.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, we have dinner reservations. You know how daddy gets when I can't have my dinner reservations?

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, the pilot didn't know you guys had a dinner reservation?

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  He did not know, dude.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Which is problem.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Let's go!

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  Let's go!

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, so when we land in Detroit, we have to get going. Now, people have to make their connections. So you know what they say? Over the, over

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  You know what they say?

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  What do they say?

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what they say is, um, for those, if this is your, you know what I mean? Destination, you sit while all the people get up.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Never worked.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  And go, but they did it.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Never, people sat?

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people sat, right?

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Wow!

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  But then I texted Carlos, I go, cause he's in the back. So I texted Carlos.

• 3:16Speaker 05

  Well, the middle, I got

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, middle.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  I put him in first class when we fly.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  No, not me.

• 3:20Speaker 05

  Thanks, brother.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I texted Carlos, go, pretend that you have a connection. Right, so everyone's sitting and he's rushing up, right? And saying, no, I have a connection, I have a connection, right? And he gets to the front, and then what do I do?

• 3:33Speaker 05

  He doesn't have a connection, he's lying, is what he's saying.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  You called him out? So funny.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  So I, he made me get mad, so I yelled back at him. In front of everyone.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was chaos.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you love that?

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  I wish I was there.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  I knew you would love it.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  God, that's funny.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did for you, dude. That's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one, right?

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  He's lying, I know him, that's Carlos Herrera.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  And then he stood by the door waiting for me. So he let everyone, and now the flight attendants are looking at him like, this guy's a liar.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then, but I texted all the, my openers as well, I had two openers.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Who'd you, who'd you bring? You brought Kat and who else?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Ramsey Badaw.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right, Ramsey and Kat, yeah.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  And I told them to do the same thing, because I was gonna call them out. But Kat didn't do it.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Kat's a wuss, she bailed.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so she bailed on the thing.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  She's a wuss, she wouldn't do that.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there's consequences.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  Big time, you're fired.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:26Speaker 05

  He made her cry at dinner.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  What'd you do?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  I didn't make her cry at dinner, dude.

• 4:31Speaker 05

  She cried, I-

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  She cried on her own behalf.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, wait, she cried on her own behalf.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  What did she cry of?

• 4:40Speaker 05

  He brought up like drama in her life.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's some drama in her life.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  Why are you, why?

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  We're having dinner! We made it!

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  We made dinner!

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Normal dinner.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, normal dinner's drama.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, drama dinner.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Dinner, DD is what I like to call it. Drama dinner.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Drama dinner.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so, I didn't know that it was gonna make her cry. Did you?

• 5:00Speaker 05

  No, but you could, you could, you kept going after I saw the tears start.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm, because I have Asian eyes.

• 5:05Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  And also I have bad, poor eyesight as it is.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  That's also true, yeah, that's true.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  So I have double.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  He can't see.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I can't see shit, right? So I didn't see the welling. You know what I mean? And, you know, a lot of times, you gotta see the welling.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  So I pre, you know, I didn't see the pre-welling.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  There was no welling.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  There was no welling of the eyes, right? So then I go, let's keep going.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and you dug deeper?

• 5:29Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  A little deeper.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  Then some water comes out.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  And then water comes out, I still can't see it.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  She's drenched at this point.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Until I see-

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Lip tremble.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Trembles I can see.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Trembles you can see.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Lip trembles, number one.

• 5:42Speaker 05

  You got up and hugged her, that's how I knew you knew.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  That's on an eye chart when you go to the doctor.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  You know, they, they say, can you read this EFQSP? And can you see this tremble? And they stand underneath.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, I've seen that, I've seen that.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm good at that.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  You can, you can watch-

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, but then, I made up with her and everything was fine. I apologized prof- profusely. And, you know, and here's another thing I would like to call out, if I may.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um, can I, can I cause something else?

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, um, remember when McConaughey said that Project Hail Mary was okay?

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, he, he, what he said was that you think you're Ryan Gosling.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he said the movie was okay.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he said he didn't like it.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What'd you think?

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  I posted about how I thought it was one of the best films, it moved me, I cried about five times.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Did you cry?

• 6:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you know why?

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  You're a soulless.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Sociopath.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're a sociopath.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  You're a lunatic. A sociopathic lunatic.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  If that movie didn't.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Make you cry.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Bring you to tears.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Then you didn't connect with what was really going on.

• 6:44Speaker 06

  It was a little too millennial for me. It was like not like.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Millennial?

• 6:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, a little millennial cringe.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Why was it? What was it?

• 6:55Speaker 06

  Sorry, I'm sorry.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  What about it was millennial cringe?

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. What do you mean?

• 7:02Speaker 06

  Then I don't like it being categorized like I hate the movie. It was fine.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  You know how hotels have like a scent they spray?

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  I just got like a hotel. Like a Red Bull.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm so sorry, dude.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  It's alright.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's, I smell like Red Bull now for the rest of.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  It's one of those example, you know those example colognes you get?

• 7:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  It's now I'm.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I apologize.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm in Red Bull.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's not a bad thing.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  No, not really.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  I apologize.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Because what he said was absurd.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Here's the thing. What about the film was millennial cringe?

• 7:33Speaker 06

  I just mean that kind of style of Avengers style of filmmaking.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Wait, time out.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. There's no Avengers style of filmmaking? The pacing was. Perfect.

• 7:45Speaker 06

  I'm talking about a tone. They're like, they have to be like, he's right behind.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, and there's a guy with a shield throwing it. Right, and a guy with a metal, what are you talking about, man?

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  You didn't like the cheeky.

• 7:58Speaker 06

  I didn't like the cheeky self-awareness thing. They've been, Hollywood's been doing it for like 10 years and it's, I'm personally over it, but the movie was, the movie was fine. I thought it was okay.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but let me give a little bit, let me give context for people that.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Teach him the lesson of film.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  People that even haven't seen it. Ryan's character was excellently executed by him to be a mumbly-bumbly, unsure of himself, kind of high-functioning, uncomfortable person.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  The everyman.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  So when he's doing this, he's playing kind of into the role, more so than the thing you're talking.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  He's playing us.

• 8:28Speaker 06

  That's fair.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  He's playing us.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  I think it was less.

• 8:31Speaker 06

  I certainly love Gosling and The Anatomy of a Fall Girl. They were both great.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  His play Bobby.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  No, Bobby, no.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  You guys are, you guys are really.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really doing it.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  What is going on?

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Because I walked in and the way, also you called me today five times, you left a voicemail, I couldn't make out.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  And then when I did call you back, it was like, are you gonna be okay with it?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're doing.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were an EDM DJ.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, God.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  I didn't understand a word you said. I said, I gotta call you back. I can't even, I don't know what you're saying. And you did it.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but did you text me or call me?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  It's, you know.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  It was about me.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  He's the boss.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  No, he was.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna leave, dude.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  I wanna leave.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  What did I do?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  He just said it.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  What did I?

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  That you're the boss.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  He's right.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  So I get nothing?

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  You get all my love. All my lovin', I will send to you.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna do the Led Zeppelin. I love my love.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  All of my love.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. Anyway, uh, you give me that. Okay. Last thing I wanna say, there's a couple of other things I wanna say.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, before you, before you move on.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  You're infinitely wrong about the film.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  If your criticism was that it was too long, that's one thing, cuz it was quite long. However, it was well done, it touched a nerve, it, it's a representation of emotions, relationships, love, friendship.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Friendship.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Loneliness. It was about all of these things and it was encapsulated between someone that was a, you know, a being.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't even give that away, cuz that's a spoiler.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, it's been out for like a m- three months now.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, but still don't give it away.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a rock creature.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Calls him Rocky.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, we're gonna call it.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  To communicate, it was so funny. Anyway.

• 10:23Speaker 06

  It was like very cutesy, and I thought it was cute.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, this guy, E.T. was cute.

• 10:28Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  When we were, when we were kids, when you saw E.T., did you get the same feeling as Project Hella Mary?

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Of magic.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, magic. Well, it also made me feel like. God, that's a really good example.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  It made you feel like, oh my god.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Anything's possible.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  And we are, we can.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  We can win the war in Iran.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  That's what I thought.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it made me feel. You know what I mean? We can do it. We won't, but we can.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  We could.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  You know, so that, I mean, that magical feeling that you get from like those 80s movies that were like.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  It had it in this.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  It had it in this.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  And I hadn't seen a movie like that in so long that it touched me in the right way.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  Because you're, because you're in touch with your emotions. And Mccone, you're so devoid of that.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Devoid.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  That you just don't understand.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Empty shell of a man.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  I've never met someone that didn't cry during that.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. My brother cried three times. How many times did you cry?

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna, I'm not.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm either.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm not exaggerating.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  I genuinely well-y got teary about three or four times and then one real heavy one.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Call it cat birthing.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  I was birthing. I was cat birthing.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were cat birthing.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Such a good.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  I welled up like three times. My brother welled up three times. Everyone I asked to watch that movie welled up. Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you welled up?

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think I was two, though.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's fine. Two's fine.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Two's good.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Two's good, right?

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  One's a little scary.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  One's scary. Zero.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Zero.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Is.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Lunacy.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Lunacy.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Absolute chaos.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  And you didn't welled up at all?

• 11:50Speaker 06

  No, I guess I thought it was cute. It was fun.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what about you, Spain?

• 11:53Speaker 06

  I loved it. I saw it twice.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  See? That's what I'm saying. A real director sees it twice. Yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  A real director saw it twice.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  So I saw it twice. I wanna be like, I think I'm the next Paul Thomas Anderson. Right? Sees it and doesn't cry.

• 12:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Because they're so smug. There's a smugness about you guys.

• 12:15Speaker 06

  That's fair.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  What's your middle name, Mccone?

• 12:17Speaker 06

  Trevor.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Ugh, that says everything.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  You're a Grand Theft Auto character.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Trevor.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Trevor.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  PTA versus MTC.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  You sound like a, it sounds like a train line. You been on the MTC recently? It's a mess. Look at, there's Mccone.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  There's Mccone.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Trevor.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  And guess what? Trevor didn't cry at that movie either.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  No, he did it.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  No, he did not, no.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  No, he did it.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  He lit that fucking lighter.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he probably lit the movie theater on fire.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  Looking for meth.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, speaking of airport.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Coming back from Mexico, they, they'd given us in this thing that I did, they gave us like a little.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess?

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess?

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Chicklets?

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, chicklets.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what else?

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  No, they gave us a football, a commemorative football.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  It was just like a little, not like a, it was just whatever, it's like a little signature thing with the, with the title of the event on it. It's a nice little thing. And I put it in my carry-on. It's a little tiny football. And the thing goes off and then they search my bag and he's like thumbing through it and he's like, what's in the bag? And I was like, it's a football, like a football.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  And he takes it out and he's like, no, no, no, no.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  He said, no what?

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't like football, the game?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  He hates football.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  It's Mexico.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  He goes.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  It was a soccer ball.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Love.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  He would've started kicking, kicking it around.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  No, but he.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm Chicharito. Remember Chicharito?

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Chicharito.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  In his, in his, um, you know, nerd pocket, the, the, what, what is this called?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Front pocket.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Front pocket.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Isn't there a name for this pocket?

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  I call it Andreas.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  Titty pocket.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Cause you always, the disredu or whatever. What, what is the clothes you wear, the disredu?

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  That's a kangaroo pocket.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a little single large pitched pocket, kangaroo pocket.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a pocket.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  So whatever this front, he pulls out a, a, a, a needle, a pin that you would put in the end of a, like a pump. And he's got it on hand.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  And he.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  In front of you.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Staring at me.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  No, can't do, can't have no, I was like, what, it's air.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Did he put it back in your bag?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  And then he goes, okay, go.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Do you know, they gave it back, right?

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  You know why?

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  They took the air out?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. They smuggled drugs through that.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  No, but it went through the thing. There was nothing inside but air.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he didn't know that until he.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  No, but they went through the x-ray machine and then he did it afterwards. They stopped me.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Maybe the x-ray machine can't go through that thick leather.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Well then, get a new one.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  See through that?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  It was wild.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then they pulled out the, um, can't fly with fully inflated, the drop in air pressure.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 14:59Speaker 05

  It can cause the air inside to expand and make the ball pop.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  It's not, it's just air, it's not helium.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, um.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Should've popped.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He saved your life then.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he saved our life.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you saved your life.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  No, but then they pulled out that my hat, I had my Theragun with me.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  The massage gun.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  I love that one. I've used yours.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  And he goes.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, oh, massage, uh, massage.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Massage. And then the guy with me is like, what's going on? I'm like, and then he shows the woman in charge.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  And she's like, what? For what? I'm like, massage. Massage.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  And then I go, massage gun. And my guy goes, not a gun.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  And I go, not a, I mean a massage.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, massage? And then I turn it on.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  Just so he can see, because it looks a little spacey.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  It looks a little.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Like you have a laser.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  It looks a little Project Hail Mary.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks, it looks weird.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  I use the, the other one, the, the on the go one. See that one, the, the triangle, that one look, you know, that one.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  And I turn it on to show him and I literally am like giving myself a massage at TSA.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  And he put it back. Oh, no, he didn't put it back. He threw it down on the table.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  And then made me repack my bag right there. But outside of that, Mexico was amazing.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  I bet.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Loved it.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  I love Mexico.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Mexico's the best.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Let's move there.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  I did have a fun time down there. My buddy got, uh, stung by a stingray. It was kind of crazy. We're walking out. We're walking out.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  So Steve Rowan died.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  They were walking out and he goes, what the fuck? And the, and it's not deep. It's only like two feet right there. And I was like, what?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  You step on a shell? And he goes, no, look. And he lifts up his foot and it's, it's bleeding pretty good out of his foot.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't know they hang out there?

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, you shuffle your feet. You're not supposed to stomp. If you shuffle in the sand, that's what the locals say.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  Like in Dune?

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have my stingray flippers.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  You stole mine. Those are mine.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Those are yours. Yeah. I bought two stingray flippers and they're just like, hang. You put them in the water, they're like, what's up? You know what I mean?

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of cool though. I was like, how's your foot feel?

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the dumbest thing I've ever said.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  You gotta swing the bat.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes you should miss.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Swing there.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you agreed.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  I liked it.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say one thing also? And, and this is the dumbest thing. And I never knew this. So there's this new restaurant, it's delicious. Uh, I forgot what it was called.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  That good, huh?

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it was really good. And so, um, my manager was like, you gotta get the lamb neck.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Lamb neck?

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the neck of a lamb. To make it clear.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I'm there with the girl that I'm seeing, we're eating delicious, and then finally the neck comes.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  The neck of a lamb.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  A delicacy.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a delicacy. And I go. Do they kill baby lambs? And she goes, what do you mean? And I go. Well, lambs, you know, have babies, right?

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  And she's like, no, the lamb is the baby.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Exactly.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  And the sheep is the.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Mom.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Mom. I thought lamb was a fucking.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Different species.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, just a different species, woolier. If I may say.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I didn't eat it. Once I got that information, I was like, I'm not eating baby anything.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had veal?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've heard about that.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Veal's baby cow.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why I won't eat it.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  You ever had baby duck?

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  I won't eat duck in general, because they're too cute.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't you guys love duck?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  You, what do you mean you guys?

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  You people?

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  You people in what way?

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Orange duck.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you mean Asians?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Lemon duck.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Aren't you guys like the, isn't the duck?

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not a, you know, there's a.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Highly popular staple in Asian cultures.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it. It's too greasy and.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  It's very fatty and.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Fatty, greasy.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Why is it? Because it's very lean, isn't it? It's, why does it get so greasy? I wonder.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I won't eat lamb again.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Or, what about sheep? Will you eat sheep or just fuck them?

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  But I, then I asked, I Googled.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  I've never fucked that.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Ask Carlos.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  Please, that guy held it, held it.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't like duck, and I don't like anything gamey.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, gamey meat is not my favorite.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Like deer or.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't like.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Bear, stuff like that, I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, I like just kind of regular meat, but then it's like, now it's getting even harder to eat regular meat, to be honest with.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Uh, my algorithm.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  I did see, I did see a pig in a machine where they

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  How they kill it and they

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  The sound was kinda sick.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the pain.

• 19:40Speaker 05

  You also ordered boar Friday night.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Wild boar.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not true, that's

• 19:46Speaker 05

  You made me eat it.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  That's not true, that's not even true, that's not even true, that's not even true. I'll tell you what it is, okay? It had a variety of different meats inside the sausage.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  And wild boar happened to be a little bit of

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a wild boar ragu? Was it a wild boar ragu with pasta?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  No, we had, um, Italian sausages with peppers.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  As appetizer.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the sausages had a little bit of wild boar, but it had a couple of other animals in it as well.

• 20:09Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, you can read it on the fucking menu.

• 20:13Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay?

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Was this tough for you guys, this little trip? Sounds like

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a little bit, I mean, his

• 20:20Speaker 05

  That's not true, we were

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, but his tone is like, like, for instance, I'm like, looking on stage.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 20:27Speaker 05

  When you needed the lights on?

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  And it takes three minutes to turn the lights on.

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Well, I'm not like the lighting guy, so like, that was hard.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, and then he's like, you can't jump off the stage, it's like, what?

• 20:37Speaker 05

  Cause it was four feet high.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm fucking fi- four, five, four. Okay, so it's like, the measurement.

• 20:44Speaker 05

  I was worried.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  If I was four foot tall, that'd be a difficult thing.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'd be perfect, actually.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  Bobby, I was literally just worried about you spraining your ankle.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, that was about care?

• 20:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, then why don't you put something underneath to catch his fall?

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  Something soft and squishy if he fell.

• 21:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, he fell on like a fat guy, I think, didn't you?

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you jump on a fat guy?

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  That's what he's there for.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what he's there for. I just, skinny, like, a Karen Carpenter kind of a person, I would never fall on.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  You don't want skinny people in the front row, you want a big person.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Big, big.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  In case you

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  Chunko.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  In case you's crowd surfing.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta crowd surf. But anyway, um, so that was a problem, and it's just your tone in general.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  We had a good weekend, Bob.

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 05

  It was great.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  I would do three more this weekend.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, we are.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Is the power going to his head? What's going on?

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  He's, he has this thing where it's like, cause we've known each other for so long, that he, he says this out loud, and to the openers. Like, I can talk to him this way because we have history.

• 21:42Speaker 05

  I've never, I, I never said

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do. You say that we've known each other for so long, that we have such a different relationship, that you can talk to me in a very kind of aggressive, you know what I mean?

• 21:52Speaker 05

  But I didn't say that.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  He tells me that, too.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  Ultra pouches.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, you know, these, these nicotine pouches.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of them.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Your neck hurts because you're, you don't, sometimes you, you feel like you're getting more nicotine than what it actually says. And my body stiffens up and I think my blood pressure goes through the roof. And wow, I want an alternative.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  You want an alternative and that's the Ultra pouch.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Ultra pouch because.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  It has good things in it like.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  Efinity, Efinity PX, a cleaner, smoother, energy boost than caffeine. It's got L-theanine and amino acid promoting calm energy and attentiveness. Alpha.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  GPC.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  GPC and also the vitamins, you know what it's got in there.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  B6 and B12.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  B6 and B12 for balanced energy and move. A lot of people have taken those vitamins before. They're fantastic. These are great, man. Truly clean, plant powered pouches designed to sharpen your mind and lift your energy all without caffeine, no nicotine, no crash. So it's got none of that in there.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and you know, you might want a couple of cups of coffee in the morning. Why not pop in Ultra pouch and feel something else instead of chugging a ton of caffeine spikes and nicotine spikes and then crashes in the afternoon.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  Another thing that nicotine does is disrupts hormone balance, potentially leading to lower testosterone.

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  It can drop your T, my friend. So, uh, if you want, you know, calm, steady flow state focus, 90% of people who have taken them have found just that. Ultra.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  The flavor is great. Cool mint, wintergreen, tropical, watermelon.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  The watermelon is delicious.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  It's delicious.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

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• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  That's takeultra.com for 15% off with code BADFRIENDS. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  Zbiotics.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, when we go out sometimes and Andrew likes to do a little drinky, drink, drink, drink.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  Just a little bit.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like him to take this Zbiotic because it puts him in a better mood afterwards.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

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• 24:34Andrew Santino?

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• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I stayed at a hotel this weekend. Gloria.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Called.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  It was, well, it's a, it, so I didn't even, that's how dumb I was. There was a, it's the Ritz Carlton Reserve. Like, I didn't even know what that is. Loz, I'm sending you this photo. Look at this thing. This, uh, that's exactly right.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Look at that thing.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. Go to the photo that I just sent you. This was off the back of my room.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  You can walk out, every single night, I went naked into the plunge pool.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  That's off the patio of my room. Every night, butt naked.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Who were you golfing with?

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Taylor was there, golfing.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, who, no, not Taylor, but who, what else names are you golfing with?

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no, I mean, nobody, I mean, there's, what do you mean?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  There's no celebrities?

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  Just guys.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what guys? What guys?

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  I mean, like, guys, golf guys.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so no celebrities?

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  No, they're just like guys at the golf.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Just regular guys?

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Just regular guys at the golf course?

• 27:08Speaker 06

  The guys who stay out of the shit hole.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Regular guys just staying at the Ritz, on the ocean.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're only staying there till their houses get built.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  I also learned that Puerto Vallarta, which we were north of, but I learned that that's like the West Hollywood of the Mexican coast.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  It's like.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Gay.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Huge gay. It's like, it's like downtown.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, write that down.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I guess we need to go back.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, get Carlos there.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  It was, it was, it, you know, I guess it's as big, I was talking to a guy down there, one of the guys that works at the resort, who, he was awesome, but he was like, oh yeah, that's where, cause I was like, hey, you're living and staying here. What do you do as a American gay male? He's like, downtown Puerto Vallarta is West Hollywood. I was like,

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Really? He's like, oh, it's fucking.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  The gay scene there is incredible.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  That was my buddy on the left.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  But apparently the scene is massive.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  It's a cool scene, dude.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  So I left a couple of parties early to go check it.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, there's probably a gay area everywhere.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  Nope. Not in Russia.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  There, no, there's a gay area in Russia.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  No, there's not.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Look it up.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  You know nothing about Russia? They leave if they're gay. They'll kill you.

• 28:23Speaker 05

  Not in Iran.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  There's a gay area?

• 28:26Speaker 05

  No.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  These are all the places without gay neighborhoods.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah, it's illegal in these places.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, in Nigeria, they'll kill you. It's against the law.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Almost all these places, it's illegal.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  It's against the law. Wow.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  You can't be gay in public.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is there a mystery, though, if you're gay in Iran, for instance, right?

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  Let me just... There are no, there's no gay neighborhoods in Russia.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Because there are gay people.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, even though there's no gay area, there's gay people.

• 28:54Speaker 05

  They get converted there, and it works in there, in those countries.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they... What do you mean? You mean, because they know they're not gonna die, so that, that's what?

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Do I think there's a gay neighborhood everywhere? Yeah, but a lot of it has to be quiet. So, right, it said St. Petersburg has a quiet scene, but I'm sure they can't be loud about it.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  It's like...

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm a gay! Yeah, or like behind a tree.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  That, that's like the park.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  That's where the park started.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's gotta be like a, a, a, a, inner workings of where they meet.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, they probably meet up in, in like, in like, um, speakeasies, you know what I mean?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a speakeasy, like an old gay speakeasy.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  There you go. Tverska Street and nondescript industrial area. See, they gotta hide away.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Three Monkeys Club.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we've been there.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were only two monkeys when we went, though.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  And look what it says, various pop-up parties. So, they, they gotta come and go because...

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey...

• 29:49Speaker 05

  I love pause.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's probably an excitement about it.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Right, it makes it sexy again.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  I know what you're saying.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda like when...

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, Carlos? Where it's like, it's like, there's a danger aspect to it?

• 30:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like you knock on a door, like a guy, you need a password or something.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know nothing about this, right?

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, all right, so I didn't know, I learned something new.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  I just...

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Not every country has a gay area.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  I, I'm sure every country has gay people, but some of them have to be...

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Secret.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 30:23Speaker 07

  Over here, you want to see me?

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I remember like when I was growing up, I guess in Korea back in the day. Cuz my parents would tell me.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  It was illegal, right?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  No gay.

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Right. Not one gay there, you know what I mean? And now there are gays.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's like, what happened?

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  They were always there.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Or maybe this one day was, you know what I mean, the gay Korean Jesus was born and it converted, I don't know.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Gay Korean?

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was, there was a conversion of some sort.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  Homo Hill.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it's called?

• 30:55Speaker 05

  Soul.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Go back to that.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  In Korea, wait.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Ittewon, specifically the area known as Homo Hill.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  It's called Homo Hill. Wow. Really good.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  Homo Hill sounds rad.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  It rad. I would go to Homo Hill.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, I love Mexico, though. I really do. And you know why? The food, phenomenal. The people, the most fun, the most fun.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  I bet.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  You can just goof with them. They don't, they don't take it so serious. It's like an escape.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  If I felt like it was on a little baby escape. And the seafood, holy shit.

• 31:28Speaker 05

  My procedures next week.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, let's announce to the world, this is gonna be tracked and, and.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Studied.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Studied.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  So Carlos is going into Bosley, they're gonna give him a full hair restoration.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Now, did they say how many times they gotta do it and all that stuff?

• 31:43Speaker 05

  We're gonna do it once this year and then potentially in a year, they're gonna retouch.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  How long is it gonna take?

• 31:48Speaker 05

  Probably eight months or so.

• 31:49Speaker 06

  Eight months of surgery, yeah.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:51Speaker 05

  Oh, the surgery.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be under for eight months, huh?

• 31:54Speaker 05

  No, McConaughey will be there filming all, uh, 12 hours.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me ask you something. Because you're so bald, is that why you have to go twice?

• 32:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 05

  It's an extreme operation.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah, it's so extreme.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  That's a heavy lift.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 06

  It's gonna look like, uh, Toy Story 5, you saw, uh, Woody.

• 32:10Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Did that come out right?

• 32:13Speaker 05

  No, but they

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Woody's bald?

• 32:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah, this is, so I'll have a bald spot in the back.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  Was Tom Hanks pissed about this?

• 32:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny that they did that? Why did they make him bald and, cause he's getting older?

• 32:27Speaker 05

  Right.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  But he's a toy.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  It's like, I'm going into surgery to look like this.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Carlos, when you took your hat off in front of them, did they go, whoa?

• 32:36Speaker 05

  No, I, they were professionals about it. It wasn't like

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause I would have, I would have been like, oh, fuck, that's a lot of work.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Take your hat off, I'm the doctor. Take your hat off, I'll be the doctor seeing him.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so we think we're gonna be able to do a really good job, don't you think?

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think so, Dr. Smithmore.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, Dr. Wackamy, I think that we are gonna do

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're the best in Beverly Hills.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  By far.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's see what we've got to work with.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's see what your client, yeah, Carlos.

• 32:59Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh my shit!

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  God, darn it.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  We'll be able to fix that.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Probably.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  You gotta come in 20 times in three years.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's a lot.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  I know, and then

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  I think they're gonna be able to do it.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Did it, what, they take the hair from where to put it there?

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Your ass.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  The back.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought it was your ass.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's called an F U E.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's your back of your head.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  If you want it curly, why can't you use your pubic region?

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  You could.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would do that in the front, pubic. What do you think?

• 33:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I, I heard it, yeah.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  You actually can.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Fricule, unit attrition, F U E.

• 33:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's gonna be

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Are you excited?

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Well, everyone already knows I look like this, but it'll be nice to like, not wear a hat everywhere.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 33:45Speaker 05

  It can be a thing with like, dating or something, it can be like, embarrassing.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 33:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you do the Bruce Willis, just shave it all off?

• 33:52Speaker 05

  No, I'm gonna do the younger Bruce Willis and get this surgery.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but why didn't you do that before though, to just be bald?

• 33:58Speaker 05

  I did, for like, eight years, and I just didn't feel like me.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Like shaved head felt like

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  You have an egg shaped head.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  No, I have a nice shaped head.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's not egg. It's like, you know, it's like the moon or something.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  It's not this way, it's this way, it's longer.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Well, whatever our head is

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Uh, the moon is circular. See that photo right there?

• 34:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I see it.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's the moon.

• 34:23Speaker 05

  I think I have a nice head.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Andrew?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  What, you think he has a nice head?

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  It looks like, yeah, I mean.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  If he shaved his sides and stuff, you don't think it's like kind of?

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're gonna see. He has to shave the sides.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's gonna look crazy next week when I do.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  I think it's egg shit, but that's my bad.

• 34:41Speaker 05

  No, it's okay.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I gotta have my own opinion.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  What kind of egg?

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Ostrich?

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  Ostrich?

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  That's the comedy one.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that the comedy one?

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  Ooh!

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  See already, dude? This is what I'm getting on the road, by the way. A little taste.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  I'm gonna get, I do think I'll be a little more confident.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 35:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Just a little bit.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  You're quite confident.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  He says stuff like, "Oh, that joke didn't land," or like for our dinner and stuff like that, you know what I mean?

• 35:12Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  You really put him down like that?

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll go, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He'll do a Rogan.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 05

  Your shows are in the middle of the playoffs, so it's like I have other things to do, too.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Basketball.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Basketball.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, Rogan does that laugh.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Ahhh.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't like it.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Or he'll go, "Ha, ha."

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Oof.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Yuck.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Twice he's on it.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Ouch, why?

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, it wasn't funny.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but "ha, ha" is like...

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if I said something that wasn't funny, what would your response be?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  You do that all the time here.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I do.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we have fun with it.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  You have to laugh through it.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Say something.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  All right. That's why the egg roll, "Reach for the sky."

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what you would do.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  It's fun.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it give you a little taste.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do something. I'm gonna see if I can organically respond.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, and when she jumped, she didn't die, she bounced off the earth.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I bought it.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  I mean, the crowd would buy it. All right, now try, this is the Rogan way. Do it.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's why leprosy is a condom.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  It hurts.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it hurts.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  That hurts.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  It hurts.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  It'll hit ya.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  You're like, fuck, man, sorry.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  You do want.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why cheesecake takes better on the moon.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Ha, ha.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. Ow.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Ow.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  That hurts.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  That hurts, right?

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  It's like a...

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  You suck. It says you suck. Ha, ha, you suck.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you suck. Or you just edit it out. Like, like, when I have guests on the other thing that I do.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Um, sometimes they'll say something that's not funny, but I'll laugh. Because it's just, I don't want them to feel bad.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're polite, yeah.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you do that?

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  I do it on this show every...

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  We do that all the time. So you think that half of the things I say isn't, that's not funny?

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  More than half.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  So most of the things I say aren't funny?

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-five. Eighty-five, fifteen.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  No, you're Sophie, you're the funniest person I fucking know.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  All right, so then it's like...

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  I laugh at you because we're having the most fun I've ever had.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  But as a guest, though, you, you do pretend.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, with guests? No, well, you just, you give them some space with it. Like, you, like, you go, you go, oh, yeah, like, you just feed into it.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Until they hit the note.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Hey! Come sit down.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Sit down.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Shut up.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Shut your fucking mouth.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Justin Bieber, everybody, Justin Bieber.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  We got him.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  So Bieber, you're, you're a, you're a Bieber fanatic?

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Bieber. You like Bieber?

• 37:41Speaker 07

  Uh, uh, uh. Oh.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Love.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Love. Love, it's like a, beyond love. Like how I have with the Lord.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, with the Lord.

• 37:52Speaker 07

  With the Lord?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:53Speaker 07

  You religious?

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  He's a huge Lordy.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Lord guy, I'm a Lordy.

• 37:56Speaker 07

  I love that.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Speaker 07

  It's beautiful.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  Big Lord guy.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  I also believe in Satan. So it's like a conflict.

• 38:01Speaker 07

  Well, I get like, you can't...

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm conflicted, you know what I mean?

• 38:03Speaker 07

  Don't you have to believe in both?

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that is true.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  That, that...

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  You do, you actually do have to believe in both.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do have to believe in both, yeah.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  No, we, I like, I, I think he's a talented...

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Talented kid.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  But I, I, I don't think I'm jamming to the music, but I do...

• 38:16Speaker 07

  What do you listen to?

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  The Clash.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:19Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of them?

• 38:23Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:24Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 07

  They're great.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  They're great, yeah.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  What do I like right now? You know who I just started listening to?

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Turnstile.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  I found this girl.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:32Speaker 07

  Turnstile's great, apparently.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they are good, yeah.

• 38:35Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  I found this girl. I love her voice.

• 38:38Speaker 07

  Is it Bela K?

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  Her name is Freya Ridings.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love her. Freya is great, great voice.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Freya's so good.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Deep, silky voice, yeah.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  She's beautiful.

• 38:46Speaker 07

  You guys listen to the same type of music?

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're old.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  We're old.

• 38:49Speaker 07

  How old are you?

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Old.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, guess. This is fun.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 38:52Speaker 07

  Guess?

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Speaker 07

  Forty-two.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 38:54Speaker 07

  Older?

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:55Speaker 07

  You're lying.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm not lying. You can Google it.

• 38:58Speaker 07

  Forty-eight.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Older.

• 38:59Speaker 07

  Fifty?

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Older!

• 39:01Speaker 07

  Fifty-four?

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 39:03Speaker 07

  Shut up!

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  I am!

• 39:05Speaker 07

  What's that like?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Everything creaks.

• 39:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. See, this hurts. See this right here?

• 39:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  This hurts real bad.

• 39:14Speaker 07

  I can, well, my neck hurts too these days.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  How old are you?

• 39:18Speaker 07

  Guess.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fun.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-seven.

• 39:20Speaker 07

  Oh, twenty-six.

• 39:25Speaker 07

  How old are you?

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Guess.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Guess. Here we go.

• 39:29Speaker 07

  Forty-six.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:32Speaker 07

  Up?

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  Forty-two.

• 39:36Speaker 07

  You get Botox?

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  No. Look at my fucking face.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 07

  Looks like you have Botox.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  You mean I need Botox?

• 39:43Speaker 07

  No, it looks like you have a little Botox.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Looks like you got attacked by a bear.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  In like The Revenant.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Like...

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  It looks like I got, I've been fucked up in the woods.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:53Speaker 07

  Did Leo win for The Revenant?

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did. Great movie, right?

• 39:57Speaker 07

  I never, I never saw it. I just remembered the Oscars campaign.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 40:01Speaker 07

  He never won.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you see it?

• 40:03Speaker 07

  It wasn't like my type of movie.

• 40:04Speaker 06

  You don't like bears?

• 40:06Speaker 07

  No, I don't love bears.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Muskets? How about muskets?

• 40:09Speaker 07

  What's a musket?

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Pause.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a type of gun.

• 40:11Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  You don't like bears. Do you like cubs?

• 40:14Speaker 07

  Cubs sound cuter.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you an animal person?

• 40:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, I like dogs.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good. Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 07

  I think I'm like getting there with cats.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 40:23Speaker 07

  I know.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  You don't need to.

• 40:24Speaker 07

  I know, I don't need to.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  I literally have a kitten right now in my house.

• 40:28Speaker 07

  I told you I wasn't there with cats yet.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he didn't, he just told you he wasn't there.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm just trying to find a home for this kitten.

• 40:33Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like this small. It's so cute.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Can't.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  Dogs?

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:40Speaker 07

  I'm a dog, yeah.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  You have a dog?

• 40:42Speaker 07

  No.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 40:44Speaker 07

  I have nothing.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  You have nothing?

• 40:46Speaker 07

  Nothing.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  You have a building that you live in, though?

• 40:48Speaker 07

  I have a home, yes. I have a home. I need to take off my hoodie. It's hot in here.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  This is why, this is why we do it.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 40:57Speaker 05

  Jake, you're ripped.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 40:59Speaker 07

  Stop it.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  How, how tall are you?

• 41:02Speaker 07

  Guess.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Five two.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Three.

• 41:05Speaker 07

  Five three. Five two, you asshole.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm five four. I'm taller than you are.

• 41:10Speaker 07

  Five three.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Stand up.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go back to, go butt to butt.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Go butt to butt, dude.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  Butt to butt. That's the only way to really know.

• 41:17Speaker 07

  I'm five three.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm five four.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Barely. Take off your hat. Oh, yeah?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no. Bobby, if you're five four, then Jake, you're five two. It's two inches of difference, for sure.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't do it here. Don't do it here.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it here.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 07

  I, I will.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're five, you're five three. Yeah. I'm five, I'm five seven, then.

• 41:40Speaker 07

  Yeah. What are you, five nine?

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Six one.

• 41:45Speaker 07

  Stand up.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:48Speaker 07

  Okay, I take, okay.

• 41:51Speaker 07

  You sit small.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  All right. You, you do sit small.

• 41:55Speaker 07

  You sit small.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm sitting at a desk.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:58Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  People say that. They go, oh, you, I thought you were shorter. But where you're, I'm sitting down on camera.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what's interesting about this? Can I just say something about torso and legs? Uh, maybe you could back me up on it.

• 42:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  So the girl that I'm seeing right now is five nine.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  And her legs are five feet.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that even though I'm five four, it works because the fact that, like, she has a smaller torso.

• 42:21Speaker 07

  Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't listen.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Hims! Oh, my God, Hims. I love Hims because, um, you know, I've used Hims. It's made my hair thicker. So I don't have to go through what Carlos went through.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  Same. It makes my hair a lot thicker because Hims offers convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, including choose oral medication serums and also sprays.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in a li- Little as three to six months, Andrew.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  I've been using it and I love it. It helps my hair stay a little bit thicker than it is as we get older. It's gonna be thin and boys, get used to it. Think of Hims as your digital treatments front door that gets you back to your old self with simple 100% online access to trusted doctors for real health concerns all in one place.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  For simple online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit hims.com/badfriends.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

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• 43:31Bobby Lee?

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• 43:46Andrew Santino?

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• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  And you know what, Andrew? Here's the thing what I love about Shopify is talk about the purple button. The iconic purple button.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  That Shop Pay button, baby. Yeah, and that Shop Pay purple button, my friend, is used by millions of businesses around the world. It's why Shopify has the best converting checkout on this planet that we live on. It also helps boost conversions, meaning less carts are gonna go abandoned and way more sales for you. And that's how, by the way, Shopify helps Bad Friends get merch to you guys. Whatever we're selling, whatever we're putting out to the world, Shopify is there to help us and they're gonna help you too.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

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• 44:42Andrew Santino?

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• 44:47Speaker 00

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• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what I'm saying is that I'm 5'4", she's 5'9".

• 45:36Speaker 07

  But it works because she has a smaller torso.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Her torso's smaller, so her legs are longer, so it works when you're having, you're making out and stuff.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't understand that that doesn't really matter.

• 45:46Speaker 07

  That doesn't really make sense. She's still taller than you, no?

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but you would think that...

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  No, you wouldn't think, because your penis isn't at your feet. You don't be, you're not standing up kissing and fucking, you're laying down, so you're slid up, so your little feet are at her knees.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so...

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  But I'm not like going, "Look at me!", you know what I mean?

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  You, yeah, you kind of are.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't look at my little feet by her knees going, "Look at, look at my little..."

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  She sees them.

• 46:14Speaker 07

  And she stays.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  She does.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:16Speaker 07

  She stays.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she stays. Are you single?

• 46:19Speaker 07

  I am.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  What are you looking for?

• 46:22Speaker 07

  I don't know, I always said I wanted a boyfriend, but I don't, I think I'm too selfish.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  You're gay?

• 46:27Speaker 07

  A little.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  100%?

• 46:30Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever heard of Homo Hill?

• 46:32Speaker 07

  No, what's that?

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  It's the gay neighborhood, we just looked it up.

• 46:35Speaker 07

  Homo Hill?

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Homo Hill is the gay neighborhood in Russia. Russia?

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Korea.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  Korea.

• 46:40Speaker 07

  Oh, I want to go to Seoul so bad.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to Homo Hill.

• 46:43Speaker 07

  You know, my best friend's in Seoul right now.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Homo Hill is supposed to be...

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  They will love you.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  I, this got brought up because I said I was just in Mexico and a friend of mine said, uh, Puerto Vallarta is like the West Hollywood of...

• 46:53Speaker 07

  Oh, my god.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  You've been?

• 46:55Speaker 07

  I've heard. Everyone's fucking on the beach.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so, see, it is true.

• 46:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's true. Everyone goes to PV and like, that's what I've heard.

• 47:02Andrew Santino?

  Because a buddy of mine, I said, "Well, where do you go out? Like, where are you gonna, where are you meeting people?" Because it was...

• 47:06Speaker 07

  On the beach.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  And he go, "No, no, I meant, we were far away from PV." And I said, "Where do you go out to meet dudes then?" And he goes, "Oh dude, you go down to PV, this is heaven on earth."

• 47:15Speaker 07

  Look at that.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Why have you been?

• 47:19Speaker 07

  Why have I not been?

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:21Speaker 07

  I don't know if that's my type of gay scene.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  What is your type? What's your scene?

• 47:26Speaker 07

  My scene?

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 07

  Um, I don't know if I've found that yet.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  Do you, what, what, what, what's a night out for you on a Saturday night?

• 47:33Speaker 07

  Oh, a night out? Okay, am I in New York or LA?

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, you live here now, right?

• 47:37Speaker 07

  Well, I live in both.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  So wait, what do you do on a Saturday night in LA?

• 47:41Speaker 07

  In LA, I'll go to dinner.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  What time is it? I have to know the specifics.

• 47:47Speaker 07

  You know what? I actually don't love to, well, no, I'll do like an 8pm dinner.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm your roommate.

• 47:52Speaker 07

  You're my roommate?

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what are you gonna do tonight?

• 47:55Speaker 07

  I think I have dinner with some friends at 8.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, where you gonna go?

• 47:59Speaker 07

  Hmm, I don't know. We don't really know yet. Maybe like, well, we can't decide if we wanna get dinner at Living Room and then continue going out there.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  I love Living Room.

• 48:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 48:09Speaker 07

  It's fun.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:10Speaker 07

  It's fun, especially when it's warm.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  The asparagus, sir?

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  This is offending me for some reason.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  Like, I'm not even gay. I'm getting annoyed.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you met my friend Raoul?

• 48:17Speaker 07

  No.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  Hello?

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  He, he's from Spain.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm from Spain.

• 48:24Speaker 07

  Oh, you are?

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 07

  Oh, where in Spain?

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  None of your business.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Barcelona.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  What, are you the police?

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Barcelona.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Barcelona.

• 48:33Speaker 07

  Oh, I love Barcelona. I went there once with my mom.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? Where did you stay?

• 48:37Speaker 07

  Where did I stay? You know, I don't remember, but I remember, I remember loving it.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loves it there.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  And he's from there as well.

• 48:43Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:44Speaker 07

  You mentioned that part.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  What? Anyway, Raoul's from out of town. He's from Spain.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, Jake's going to, uh, the Living Room. Remember I told you about that?

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  We love it.

• 48:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's fun there. It's fun.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:55Speaker 07

  Dinner and then.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Then what after we do for after?

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  After.

• 48:58Speaker 07

  After? Well, I'll probably go to bed at like 2. If I'm in LA, I'll go to, probably go to bed at like 2.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  At 2? Oh, no, that's when.

• 49:04Speaker 07

  Oh, I'm so sorry.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the after party.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  That's when we pop off.

• 49:07Speaker 07

  I don't like an after, I don't like an after after party. I, nothing good happens.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're bringing it back to the apartment, so bad, bad luck for you.

• 49:13Speaker 07

  I know.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't wanna come over?

• 49:15Speaker 07

  You know, maybe not tonight.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna do poppers.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Poppers.

• 49:19Speaker 07

  I do, I love poppers.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Carlos is excited. Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame. New York, is this where you go off?

• 49:28Speaker 07

  Yes, I, New York, I, I like can't, like, I, when I really commit to a night in New York, I'll... It'll ruin me for weeks.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me why.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Are you a big drinker?

• 49:40Speaker 07

  Big drinker.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  No drugs, though.

• 49:41Speaker 07

  No.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  Yes, drugs.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes, drugs.

• 49:44Speaker 07

  No.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're lie detector tests.

• 49:45Speaker 07

  No.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we can smell that.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  We can smell it.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we smell that.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  The way you just said that, what kind of drugs do you do?

• 49:49Speaker 07

  Nothing. Move on!

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'll just tell you the drugs I've done.

• 49:54Speaker 07

  Okay, go.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Meth?

• 49:55Speaker 07

  No, you haven't.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  100%, have I not done meth?

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  He's a recovered addict.

• 50:00Speaker 07

  Okay, well, you set me up for that one. Are you really a recovered addict?

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no, I'm a garbage head.

• 50:06Speaker 07

  What is that?

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  A garbage head, I'll just do anything.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  He would take anything.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 07

  Are you lying?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, why would I lie?

• 50:12Speaker 07

  I don't know. I don't know. He just pretended to be Raul.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  What does that say?

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  This is Bobby Lee kicking the habit.

• 50:17Speaker 07

  Oh, good for you, Bobby.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, four years.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, this was 2022.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  I relapsed.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  And then we had a relapse, so this is kind of null and void, but...

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Glad we made a trophy out of it.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we got a trophy out of it.

• 50:27Speaker 07

  Well, it's actually really refreshing the way you guys...

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  So I've done meth, I've done, um...

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Crack.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Crack.

• 50:33Speaker 07

  What's crack like?

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  It just feels euphoric and very good.

• 50:36Speaker 07

  Really?

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  You said to me one time you love the way crack smells.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  It's, I like the way it smells.

• 50:41Speaker 07

  What does it smell like?

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Like poo. What kind of crack are you talking about?

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Crack, you said you like crack the way it smells.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the drug?

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  He's done crack, meth, never heroin.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know you were talking about the...

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  No heroin.

• 50:56Speaker 07

  Never heroin?

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  No heroin.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  No heroin, no.

• 50:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's a hard one.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a hard one, yeah. I've done Molly.

• 51:02Speaker 07

  Well, of course.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, of course. Um, I've done weed, acid, mushroom, you know, I mean, all the psychedelic...

• 51:08Speaker 07

  Acid scares me.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  So now, what have you done?

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. Let's move on.

• 51:16Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  But you, can we do this, though? You have done other things other than alcohol.

• 51:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, of course.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then let's just move on.

• 51:22Speaker 07

  I'm 26.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's 26.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  He's 26, yeah, yeah.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  A young man. Where are you from? You're born in New York.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, well, born in LA, raised in New York.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 51:28Speaker 07

  Where are you guys from?

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  Chicago.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  San Diego.

• 51:31Speaker 07

  Okay, my brother's getting married in San Diego.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a beautiful city.

• 51:34Speaker 07

  It's gorge.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  One of the best, it's gorge.

• 51:36Speaker 07

  Gorge.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Born in LA, you were born, you're an LA high school kid?

• 51:39Speaker 07

  No, I was born in LA. I moved to New York when I was two.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you, New York?

• 51:42Speaker 07

  I'm a New York kid.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're a New York kid?

• 51:43Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Are you a Manhattan kid?

• 51:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  He was born in, he was raised in the city.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 51:51Speaker 07

  It wasn't as exciting as you would think.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  I dislike New York so much, I don't even know the boroughs.

• 51:58Speaker 07

  It's Brooklyn.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't even wanna know.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't even tell me.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Let him guess.

• 52:02Speaker 07

  Okay, guess, there's five, right? There's five.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's five.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Why are you doing this? You don't think I can do it?

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Queens.

• 52:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Brooklyn.

• 52:10Speaker 07

  I just said that, doesn't count.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's five, so that's one of the five.

• 52:13Speaker 07

  Oh, continue.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  There's no D on the end.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Manhattan.

• 52:16Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Give me the first.

• 52:22Speaker 07

  No. You're kidding, right?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, give me one letter from the.

• 52:26Speaker 07

  B.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  The boroughs.

• 52:28Speaker 07

  The Bronx.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  No, what, Bronx?

• 52:30Speaker 07

  The Bronx.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and give me the last letter.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  H.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Harlem.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 52:34Speaker 07

  I'm so sorry. Are you, are you well? Harlem is not a borough.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Harlem?

• 52:39Speaker 07

  It's a neighborhood. Harlem's in Manhattan.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  Staten Island.

• 52:43Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  That's a borough.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  That's the one.

• 52:45Speaker 07

  I think.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well then, don't say it like you know.

• 52:49Speaker 06

  It is like that.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is like that?

• 52:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:53Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, Staten Island, the Bronx.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  When I saw Gangs of New York, I had no idea what was going on.

• 52:58Speaker 07

  Ooh, I wanna see that movie.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 07

  Is that about the five corners?

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  You've never seen that movie?

• 53:04Speaker 07

  No.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  God, that's good.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you've never seen any movie.

• 53:07Speaker 07

  Name a movie.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 53:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's go, okay, let's go. You know what we're gonna?

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

• 53:11Speaker 07

  Never.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Forrest Gump.

• 53:13Speaker 07

  Of course.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Why, of course?

• 53:15Speaker 07

  Cause I feel like everyone's.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Shawshank Redemption.

• 53:17Speaker 07

  No.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  Top Gun, the original.

• 53:19Speaker 07

  No.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, um.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Top Gun, the new one.

• 53:21Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Goodfellas.

• 53:24Speaker 07

  Yes, I love Goodfellas.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 53:25Speaker 07

  I watched it when I had Covid. I was in my.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  It's a good Covid movie.

• 53:29Speaker 07

  I was in my like, I was in my like mob era. I was like obsessed with mobs.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so Godfather you've seen?

• 53:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't really, I can't.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 53:38Speaker 07

  It's just like, really? Like, I don't, I don't.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what do you mean?

• 53:42Speaker 07

  I could, I didn't know what was going on. And then I started part two and I fell asleep.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Casino.

• 53:46Speaker 07

  No.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  Which mob movies did you really like?

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Casino's one of the best mob movies of all time.

• 53:51Speaker 07

  Just Goodfellas.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  I think if you, that's the, that's pretty much.

• 53:57Speaker 07

  I loved, I loved Goodfellas. I thought, I, I thought it was ver- I thought it was very well done.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  It is well done. It's one of his best movies I think.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  Turns out it, yeah.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  Everybody agreed. That's good.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's go more evergreen. Braveheart, we said, um, you never saw that. Um, E.T.

• 54:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've seen E.T.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it about?

• 54:13Speaker 07

  It's about an alien that like.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:16Speaker 07

  Hangs out with all the kids and.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about, did you see the new movie, Project Hail Mary that we?

• 54:21Speaker 07

  I did. I did see that and.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  And what'd you think of it?

• 54:23Speaker 07

  I cried.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  How many times?

• 54:25Speaker 07

  Like twice.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, twice right there. Three times each here?

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  See that guy in the middle?

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  Scumbag. He didn't cry.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Didn't cry at one time.

• 54:32Speaker 07

  What, once?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  He didn't cry at all.

• 54:34Speaker 07

  When's your birthday? June. You Gemini.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Geminis don't cry?

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Dissect him.

• 54:39Speaker 07

  You evil fuck.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  Jake, dissect him.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  What do you think about these Geminis? What, what is?

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about them.

• 54:47Speaker 07

  I, I'm in Gemini rising and a Gemini mood, so I know a lot about Geminis.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:51Speaker 07

  They're very two-sided.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:53Speaker 07

  They have two sides to them.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:54Speaker 07

  But.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Two-sided.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Two-sided.

• 54:57Speaker 07

  So like you're, you can lie.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's a liar.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  And he's a, so he's a piece of shit, huh?

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  He's a piece of shit.

• 55:02Speaker 07

  I don't know if you're a piece of shit, but you definitely go to bed at night and you look at the, you look at the ceiling and you just don't know who you are.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, confused about who you are.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay, do all of us. That's great. This is great. Um, I'm a, um, Libra.

• 55:15Speaker 07

  Oh, you just want the peace.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  I want the peace.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  No, not true. He's mad of war.

• 55:21Speaker 07

  Well, then I need.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:22Speaker 07

  What are, what's your sign?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Mine?

• 55:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Virgo.

• 55:26Speaker 07

  Oh, so you, you're.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Panda.

• 55:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, that, no.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, not panda. What the fuck?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Panda?

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, not panda.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  That's not your sign?

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not my sign, dude. No.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's coy. Coy.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:35Speaker 07

  You're, you're, you like control. And I can tell you've been, cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:42Speaker 07

  You like control.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doctor control.

• 55:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  You went to med school.

• 55:47Speaker 07

  You went to med school?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with Trump.

• 55:51Speaker 07

  No, you didn't.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  We're both doctors.

• 55:53Speaker 07

  No, you didn't.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  You saw the photo, dude. Okay, we're both doctors.

• 55:56Speaker 07

  What is?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 07

  So you went to med- are you lying to me? You went to medical school with drunk- Trump.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 07

  And you're also a recovering drug addict?

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  That part's very true.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like in the movie-

• 56:06Speaker 07

  So the first part's fake?

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 56:08Speaker 07

  Oh, you guys-

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what's the fake?

• 56:10Speaker 07

  The Trump.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Med school with Trump.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't go to med school?

• 56:14Speaker 07

  What? I don't know.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Look at us. Do you think I'm Dr. Ken Jeong?

• 56:17Speaker 07

  No, I'm just saying.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  You think I was in The Hangover?

• 56:21Speaker 07

  No, I didn't, no, I'm just saying.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  No, you're lower. This is a lower entertainment.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're on the- you're on the ba- you're in the basement right now.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're in the basement.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so dissect the Spaniard right there. What- he's a- what are you? You're a-

• 56:33Speaker 06

  Arius.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Arius?

• 56:34Speaker 07

  Oh, Arius, you're nasty.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Fucking nasty Spanish piece of shit.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 07

  Arius men are so rude.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, who- who are you most attracted to? What sign of man?

• 56:45Speaker 07

  Uh, Louise, do you think I have a specific sign that I'm attracted to?

• 56:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, I love a Sag or a Virgo. I love a Virgo.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 56:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, you're welcome.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Sag.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:58Speaker 07

  Sagittarius.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  What is that? What month is that?

• 57:01Speaker 07

  Uh, it's, uh, late, uh, it's November, December.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  In the Chinese thing, what year are you?

• 57:07Speaker 07

  Um, I think I'm Year of the Rabbit.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can tell.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  You do have rabbit energy.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  You hop like a motherfucker.

• 57:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I can feel-

• 57:14Speaker 07

  What are you guys?

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm pig.

• 57:15Speaker 07

  You're pig?

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  What am I? I have no idea. Year of my-

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  What year?

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-three.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Eighty-three. Let me guess, let me guess. Snake.

• 57:23Speaker 07

  I see that.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Pig.

• 57:28Speaker 07

  What do you guys get along?

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  We're both pigs, dude.

• 57:31Speaker 06

  Yes, you are.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, oink, oink, dude.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Wait, that's so cool. I don't even know anything about that.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the Year of the Pig, dude.

• 57:38Speaker 07

  What does it mean?

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  The pig is- The pig is the last animal in the Chinese zodiac. People born in the Year of the Pig are innocent and enjoy happiness.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so innocent to me!

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  They're laid back, caring, considerate, kind. It makes them the best friends to have.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  We are the-

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we're the best- we're both pigs. Oh, my god.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  What year was you?

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  And we love happiness.

• 57:53Speaker 07

  I'm the rabbit. What is the rabbit?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  What is rabbit? Let me see.

• 57:56Speaker 07

  Wait, put nineteen ninety-nine though, just to make sure I'm not wrong.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  You were born in ninety-nine.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Ninety-nine, here we go.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  So were you.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  What does the rabbit mean? Let me guess.

• 58:02Speaker 07

  Gentle, this is not correct.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Gentle, quiet, elegant, alert, often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity. They know for being compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable. Though they can be conservative and overly cautious. Rabbits are highly social, artistic, and avoid conflict. Making them loyal, albeit sometimes reserved friends. They love poppers late at night in New York.

• 58:22Speaker 07

  Oh, it says that?

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  How does it know that?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  They lie, they say that they're 5'3".

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it says they're liar.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 07

  Gentle and kind, oh, I love that about me.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you think you're gentle and kind?

• 58:32Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Speaker 07

  I think I'm definitely kind, I don't know if I'm like gentle, I feel like I'm pretty like, I'm pretty abrasive.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  If you picked up like a baby, like-

• 58:42Speaker 07

  I would drop it, I can't-

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  That's not gentle at all.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:45Speaker 07

  What?

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  You picked up a-

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  No, but maybe he's-

• 58:47Speaker 07

  No, I would, I've never dropped a baby, but like, you see, I'm like hitting this mic back and forth.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I feel like if you did pick up a baby, you'd be gentle about it.

• 58:55Speaker 07

  I mean, I'm very good with kids.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 07

  I'm very good.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  You're gentle.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  How long have you been with Louise?

• 59:01Speaker 07

  Since the day I started.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 59:03Speaker 07

  We worked together, we were coworkers.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  At where?

• 59:05Speaker 07

  Um, at a, well, she worked at a management firm and I, and the management firm had a joint venture with the record label I worked at. I was the assistant to this guy named Zach. And Zach is now my manager with Louise.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow, what's a record label?

• 59:18Speaker 07

  Uh, the record label is 10K Projects, it's now Atlantic, well, it's not-

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  They swallowed it up.

• 59:23Speaker 07

  Louise, what is it? It's still 10K. It's still 10K, but Zach is now at Atlantic.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  So when did you know that you wanted to, you know, kind of escape that world, become more of a personality?

• 59:34Speaker 07

  You know, I never did, I never wanted to escape, I was very happy. I loved working for Zach, I loved going to work every day, I loved music, I had so much fun. And then it kind of came random, not randomly, like I was posting online, but I, I think I was posting with no end goal, really.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  It was, it was, it wasn't like a, uh, it wasn't premeditated, this kind of a felony don't happen.

• 59:55Speaker 07

  It wasn't, yeah, it was like, if it hap- like Zach always used to like make jokes about it, like if anything happens, I'll be your manager.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:00:02Speaker 07

  And then, um-

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  You just have a natural gift for a personality.

• 1:00:07Speaker 07

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  When you came in, it was like a, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:09Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 07

  You feel that way? I'll take that one.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, you have fucking the rosiest cheeks I've ever seen.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Bra, bra.

• 1:00:17Speaker 07

  It's a problem, it's a problem.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Is it a problem?

• 1:00:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, I have moisturizer, it's tinted green.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 07

  So it like, uh, takes away the rosiness.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:00:26Speaker 07

  Yes, you know. Is it green, Louise, that, that's the color? Yes.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't understand.

• 1:00:32Speaker 07

  The green like takes away-

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but why do you want it away?

• 1:00:34Speaker 07

  Cause it's, it's, it's too fucking rosy sometimes.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:38Speaker 07

  There's some photos of me that are so fucking ugly.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I like the rose.

• 1:00:42Speaker 07

  You like the rose?

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It pops.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  That's your new nickname is the little boy rose?

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  Little boy rose.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Does it get rosy in other parts of your body?

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  No, and that's not what I'm asking.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying?

• 1:00:53Speaker 07

  What parts of my body?

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Like your shoulders.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you get rosy?

• 1:00:56Speaker 07

  No, it gets like, it gets like red.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:59Speaker 07

  I think my body gets like red.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you don't tan?

• 1:01:01Speaker 07

  No, I, I burn.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Do you have, do you have rosy cheeks?

• 1:01:04Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm-

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's saying you're tush, you're rosy cheeks.

• 1:01:07Speaker 07

  Oh, no.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 1:01:11Speaker 07

  Because I can see my own ass.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Through a mirror.

• 1:01:14Speaker 07

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  You never gone with your legs?

• 1:01:16Speaker 07

  You've never looked at your own ass?

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  I've never, like, if there was no mirror, I think that's an impossibility. Unless I go to a pond, right? And I, and I do one of those deals, but it's like, if there was no mirror, I would never see my ass. But yes, I do have a mirror and I have seen my ass.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  You take yourself down to ass pond over there.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Take a look at that.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Take, take yourself a good look at that butt.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you have a big butt?

• 1:01:40Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you like your butt?

• 1:01:43Speaker 07

  I don't hate it.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  I hate my butt.

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  It's too flat, like, wait.

• 1:01:47Speaker 07

  Like your what?

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  Face.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:49Speaker 07

  I actually do not think you have a flat face at all.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  He said it, I, I-

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you said it.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  You led me there.

• 1:01:57Speaker 07

  You did say it.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, he pushed, he pushed me all the way there.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  What did you want me to do?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say it.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 07

  You do not have a flat face.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:05Speaker 07

  At all.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's a fret face.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Fret face.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Fret face.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but if I was on a coin, I was a president, not-

• 1:02:14Speaker 07

  Good.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it would just be a line.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, it'd be easy to print.

• 1:02:17Speaker 07

  I have the worst, I have the worst side profile I'm got.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Can I see, let me see? Oh, it's great, presidential.

• 1:02:23Speaker 07

  No, it's, it's very bad.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Speaker 07

  And there's one side that makes me look like I need a nose job and the other I don't.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what happened, boxing?

• 1:02:31Speaker 07

  No, I fell off a tree.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Close.

• 1:02:33Speaker 07

  When I was a child.

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  What, what, what, you were climbing trees?

• 1:02:36Speaker 07

  I was climbing a tree at a seafood restaurant in Massachusetts and I fell off. You wanna know something crazy?

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Speaker 07

  I bought a homeless guy's Shake Shack yesterday and as I was putting the food down, I looked at his foot and it had a swastika on it.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you do, where are you, homeless now?

• 1:02:56Speaker 07

  I swear, I got in the car, I looked at my friend, I said, you'll never believe it.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:02:59Speaker 07

  He was such a nice guy.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Did he draw it on there? Because that wasn't Nike has that.

• 1:03:03Speaker 07

  No, it was a tattoo.

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  Cause you're white, that's why it was nice.

• 1:03:07Speaker 07

  But I'm Jewish.

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  Oh, well, he can't tell.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yes, he can.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes, he can.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, did you, what did you do then? You just?

• 1:03:13Speaker 07

  I got in the car, I said, oh my god.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  You gave him the Shake Shack?

• 1:03:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, he had a dog. The dog's obviously not a fucking Nazi.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't know that.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  You don't know that.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Was it a German shepherd?

• 1:03:22Speaker 07

  You know, it could have been.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  Did it put its paw up?

• 1:03:29Speaker 07

  Have you guys just been podcasting all day?

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  We started at 4 a.m.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 07

  You know, my friend Matt almost flew out for this. He loves you guys so much.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Matt who?

• 1:03:39Speaker 07

  Uh, you don't know him.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's like, oh, okay.

• 1:03:41Speaker 07

  Actually, he's a tour manager, Matt McKinney.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  He should, he should have come out.

• 1:03:48Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Matt, we love you so much.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  So how do you feel about this? We went to Coachella and we saw The Strokes and then?

• 1:03:54Speaker 07

  Oh my god, I saw The Strokes and it was unbelievable.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  At Coachella?

• 1:03:57Speaker 07

  It was the best experience of my life.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  And then Bieber was gonna go and then I, I went home.

• 1:04:01Speaker 07

  What? You missed out.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Speaker 07

  Did you go weekend one or two?

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Weekend two.

• 1:04:05Speaker 07

  Okay, so I saw The Strokes weekend one. I die for The Strokes. I, I had the most fun of my entire life.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing then?

• 1:04:12Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was amazing. It was so cool. I thought it was so cool.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:15Speaker 07

  Who are you friends with? Justin Bieber?

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Someone in a band.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I had met the-

• 1:04:19Speaker 07

  You guys were Julian Casablanca's?

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when I was on Mad TV, I introduced them when they were on Mad TV. You can see it on YouTube.

• 1:04:25Speaker 07

  Wow!

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Ladies and gentlemen, the throw-

• 1:04:27Speaker 07

  For their 2003 album?

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then they came, what?

• 1:04:29Speaker 07

  For their 2003 album?

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  This is it?

• 1:04:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, what are you looking at?

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Is this?

• 1:04:33Speaker 07

  I was about to say, I didn't want to.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  And then I got in trouble, do you know why? Because I was using drugs then.

• 1:04:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  And I had a bowl of drugs on my, in my dressing room, right? And the guy that was, what?

• 1:04:44Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  So I had a bowl of drugs in my dressing room, and-

• 1:04:49Speaker 07

  What drugs?

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  The guy that was dating Drew Barrymore.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  Valenci.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Valenci.

• 1:04:53Speaker 07

  Who, let me see?

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  Nick Valenci.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Nick Valenci, yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 07

  I don't know if I know-

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  I think I got in trouble because he took, he was supposed to not take, and he took, and I think Drew Barrymore complained, and um, I got in a little bit of trouble, I think.

• 1:05:06Speaker 07

  Oh, he's handsome. What drugs were they?

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm, I was a pillhead then. So Vicodin, Valium, um, Somas.

• 1:05:14Speaker 07

  He just said bowl.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  A bowl full of just a mixture of ones. Different sizes, shapes.

• 1:05:18Speaker 07

  I love how casually you talk about it. It's actually very, um, it's probably very inspiring for people who are in recovery.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:05:24Speaker 07

  Because like, it's probably such a stressful topic for some people, and you make it so topical.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I have an addiction, and it's a disease, and it's like, you know, I've, what?

• 1:05:37Speaker 07

  Everyone's scared to-

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, you know, and so, um, there's no shame in it.

• 1:05:42Speaker 07

  Right, yeah, no, that's what I'm trying to say.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  Hey, he's congratulating you.

• 1:05:45Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  I mean, Carlos has an active addiction right now.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  He's an active-

• 1:05:49Speaker 07

  You are?

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  I mean, it, yeah.

• 1:05:51Speaker 07

  Yeah. For what?

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  I mean-

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Everything?

• 1:05:54Speaker 05

  This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at the Strokes and-

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  Ketamine, Molly.

• 1:05:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got ketamine into the festival.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  He had a bible.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he had a bible filled with drugs.

• 1:06:03Speaker 07

  But like, are you taking it right now?

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 05

  No, no, not before.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  Not on the show.

• 1:06:08Speaker 07

  So you'll take it like on a weekend out?

• 1:06:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm like-

• 1:06:10Speaker 07

  I don't think you're an active addiction.

• 1:06:12Speaker 05

  Thank you, Jake.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Insane. He doesn't know.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, they saw me on tour, like, doing a lot of-

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  One time I was, okay, so we're in Nashville.

• 1:06:20Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:20Speaker 05

  Okay. Such an exaggerated story.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not. It's what I see.

• 1:06:25Speaker 07

  Okay, so, what do you see? Tell me.

• 1:06:27Speaker 05

  Forty percent.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:06:29Speaker 07

  Excuse you!

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Excuse you!

• 1:06:32Speaker 07

  Excuse you!

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  I just want Jake around.

• 1:06:35Speaker 07

  That was nasty. That was nasty. That was a blow blow.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  That was a nasty Asian joke?

• 1:06:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:40Speaker 07

  What did you see?

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  The nasty Asian joke.

• 1:06:42Speaker 07

  What did you see at Nashville?

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm walking down the street, it's like three in the morning. Okay.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Just got out of Taekwondo.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I take great, the best Taekwondo classes.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  He takes those at night.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  In Nashville.

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Late night.

• 1:06:54Speaker 07

  Oh, you're serious?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:56Speaker 07

  In the middle of the night?

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a purple belt.

• 1:07:03Speaker 07

  Okay, what did you see at 3 a.m.?

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  It's all purple.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  So I'm wearing my, you know, my gear, you know what I mean? My gi.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Gier, gear.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Gear, gier, and I have my purple belt, I have my duffel bag, and I'm walking down the street. Just minding my own business, to be specific. And that smelled so bad, I'm so sorry.

• 1:07:21Andrew Santino?

  You're in it.

• 1:07:22Speaker 07

  No, I'm so stressed out about it.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  I just farted, did you hear it?

• 1:07:24Speaker 07

  Obviously I fucking heard it, and I'm so stressed out.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  You smell it yet?

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm sorry.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  It'll make its way.

• 1:07:29Speaker 07

  No, it actually can, and I need a fan, like, I'll.

• 1:07:34Speaker 07

  Please continue.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  It won't get.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't fart?

• 1:07:36Speaker 07

  No, I mean, like, I just really, I really struggle with smell.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, you do? Okay. What?

• 1:07:42Speaker 05

  We're looking for a fan.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not a fan, that's a candle. He was, yeah, he was kidding. It's not gonna make it to you.

• 1:07:47Speaker 07

  I pray to God.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not going to.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright, go ahead.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Anyways, I'm walking down the gi, blah, etc, etc. And I look down an alleyway, and I see a man making out with, to me, looks like a meth head.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  From a distance.

• 1:08:05Speaker 07

  Is this real?

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's real.

• 1:08:06Speaker 07

  This is real.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  And it's Carlos with this girl making out just on, in the alleyway, just, just sitting down.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Against a trash can.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  I bet, against a dumpster.

• 1:08:14Speaker 07

  What was so wrong with that?

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Rock and roll, man.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Rock and roll.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 07

  What's that? What's the problem with that? Are you insinuating drug use? What drugs were you on?

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  And then he came on the bus naked, half naked.

• 1:08:25Speaker 07

  Are you a tour manager?

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:27Speaker 07

  You remind me a lot of Matt.

• 1:08:29Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. I know Nolan, by the way, you're the producer.

• 1:08:31Speaker 07

  You know Nolan? Shut the fuck up. How do you know Nolan?

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  He reached out to me, wanted to just talk.

• 1:08:36Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  He's a fan of this show.

• 1:08:37Speaker 07

  He's awesome. He's awesome.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people wanna talk to you.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 07

  You know, it's so nice that you go on their show, Matt refuses to come on my show.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  He does?

• 1:08:48Speaker 07

  He refuses. Will not, he refuses.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:08:52Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:54Speaker 07

  I don't know. It's so nice. You have it so lucky. You don't know how good you have it.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  I just had Mateo Lane on. Do you know him?

• 1:09:02Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great guy.

• 1:09:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's very funny.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:06Speaker 07

  You're asking because he's gay?

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Yup.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what? That felt weird. You're right. I apologize.

• 1:09:13Speaker 07

  Well, I don't care.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you ask, hey, do you know who Ronnie Chang was? I wouldn't be offended.

• 1:09:16Speaker 07

  Right, but I wouldn't ask that.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Why wouldn't you ask that?

• 1:09:18Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Because he knows that you know who Ronnie Chang is?

• 1:09:21Speaker 07

  I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. Who is that?

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  You don't know who Ronnie Chang is?

• 1:09:27Speaker 07

  Oh, yes, I know him.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:30Speaker 07

  Well, I don't know everyone's fucking name.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Alright.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Alright, my bad.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  What is your type of... Who are you looking for? Because we've got a lot of fans that might have not familiar with you. They might be just getting to know you. And now, you're opening up some new gay.

• 1:09:50Speaker 07

  You know, I think I'm... I always say I'm experiencing the experience as like a 16-year-old girl for the first time as a 26-year-old gay boy. And so, I don't know what my type is. I think I'm figuring it out.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you come out later in life?

• 1:10:05Speaker 07

  No. What do you think?

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  That's actually hostile, what you're saying.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  And I don't find that appropriate.

• 1:10:13Speaker 07

  I came out to my parents when I was 10, 11.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know that!

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  How did you do it?

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  How did you do it?

• 1:10:20Speaker 07

  I walked up to my mom's office.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Can you do it in the 10-year-old kid accent?

• 1:10:25Speaker 07

  I said I had like a high-pitched voice. Said, "I think I like boys," and then I asked for a toy.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  And your parents fully accepted it?

• 1:10:33Speaker 07

  Well, yeah, they knew. I was like, I was in dresses.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  No, he's saying whether they're supportive.

• 1:10:38Speaker 07

  Of course they were!

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good!

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not of course.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  It's not of course.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  You never know.

• 1:10:42Speaker 07

  Okay, well...

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  People do go through... We have a lot of friends who've gone through...

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  This is how it went with me. "Dad, I'm gay. You peck on your bag."

• 1:10:50Speaker 07

  You're gay? Are you gay?

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  He's bi.

• 1:10:52Speaker 07

  You're bi?

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bi.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bi big time, dude.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  He's bi.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Who is bi?

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  You.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bi.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:10:59Speaker 06

  Forty-five percent.

• 1:11:01Speaker 07

  Have you hooked up with a guy?

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:03Speaker 07

  Multiple times?

• 1:11:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  A couple times.

• 1:11:05Speaker 07

  You're bi.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I was a kid.

• 1:11:08Speaker 07

  What do you mean you were a kid?

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  I was in high school. I would get drunk. You know what I mean? And I'd just blow guys at a party.

• 1:11:16Speaker 07

  What are you, full straight?

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know that.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  You can see that from pretty far away.

• 1:11:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  Pick up, answer, answer, answer.

• 1:11:24Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Answer.

• 1:11:25Speaker 07

  Matt is texting me.

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 1:11:28Speaker 07

  You're on Bad Friends.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Am I?

• 1:11:31Speaker 07

  Yeah, you are. Hey, Matt!

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Hi, Matt.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  Hey, what's up, guys?

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you check Jake? Why'd you text him?

• 1:11:38Speaker 07

  Tell him why you texted me. Tell him what you are texting me right now.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  I was just asking if he knew if certain people were Jewish or not, just off the top of his head.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:11:50Speaker 07

  I'll read you our text.

• 1:11:53Speaker 07

  He said to me, yesterday at 11, at 4:02 PM, is Anne Hathaway Jewish? And I said, I don't know why. And then he never responded. And then today at 1:00 PM, he said, do you know if Meryl Streep is? And then I said, I don't think she is. She might be. Why? What about Jennifer Garner? She's a maybe.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  So why do you want to know who's Jew? Are you counting people or something? What's going on?

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  No, I'm just genuinely, I'm just curious if anyone knows, just like-

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  This is how it starts.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you run a train company?

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this, this is how it starts.

• 1:12:25Speaker 07

  My god! That was nasty!

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 1:12:30Speaker 07

  That was nasty!

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know what he said.

• 1:12:32Speaker 07

  He said, do you run a train company?

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  It was an autism joke.

• 1:12:37Speaker 07

  No, it was a Holocaust joke!

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  It was a Holocaust joke, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:40Speaker 07

  Yeah. Okay, goodbye.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Bye! You just hung up?

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  Love that.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Sexy. Goodbye!

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  Gone.

• 1:12:48Speaker 07

  That's not like my normal.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't it be a bummer, though, if he died moments later?

• 1:12:52Speaker 07

  I'd fucking kill myself if he died.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  You would?

• 1:12:54Speaker 07

  He's my best friend.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  You should say goodbye sweetly.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:57Speaker 07

  I know. Stop it. I don't like that. I know. He knows I love him.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Because our goodbyes is as if I'm never gonna talk to him ever again.

• 1:13:05Andrew Santino?

  Because that little sassy thing you just-

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  I didn't like it.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna be bad for you in the long run.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  That's rosy cheeks shit. I don't like it.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  That's rosy shit right there.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  That's rosy shit.

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  That's sweetie. You know what? Boom!

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  Our conversations. Alright, so, good set? You had a good set tonight?

• 1:13:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. How were you?

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  It's getting late. Yeah, no, it was good. Yeah. It's getting late. Um... I love you.

• 1:13:27Speaker 07

  Aw, is that real?

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  I love you too. Yeah, we say I love you every time.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  And then I go... Goodnight.

• 1:13:35Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what do you say?

• 1:13:38Speaker 07

  Oh, I don't say that. I say, okay, goodbye, I love you. That's how I am.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  But that's not how you did.

• 1:13:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, because I'm putting on a show.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. Talk about Vavillion.

• 1:13:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Speaker 07

  I always say, I can't not say love you. I have to say love you and I have to hear it back.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you have fun though, or no?

• 1:13:56Speaker 07

  I honestly would love to come back.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  No, we want you back.

• 1:13:58Speaker 07

  We want you. You guys want to come on my show?

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we would love to.

• 1:14:01Speaker 07

  Love to.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  The flow, the flow.

• 1:14:02Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:14:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  It was pure?

• 1:14:04Speaker 07

  It was very real. I walked in, I sat my ass down.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we just boom.

• 1:14:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:08Andrew Santino?

  This is, it's kind of like a barber shop in here.

• 1:14:10Speaker 07

  It, it, well, I, yeah, I guess.

• 1:14:13Speaker 06

  Salon.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 1:14:14Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. Well, when you're here, it's a salon.

• 1:14:16Speaker 07

  Salon.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a salon.

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  Get your hair done.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  That's, you know what? I don't like that.

• 1:14:21Speaker 06

  He did. More elegant.

• 1:14:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he, yeah, he's saying it's nicer.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:25Speaker 07

  No, that's not what he was saying.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  That's not what he was saying either.

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  What was he saying?

• 1:14:27Speaker 07

  He was saying, it's a salon for me. When I go, you guys call it the barber shop. It's the salon for me.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  No, I call it salon too.

• 1:14:32Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 07

  You are gay.

• 1:14:37Andrew Santino?

  Will you look into that camera and say thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:14:40Speaker 07

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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