The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mycal Dede - Episode 84

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:48Adam Friedland?

  Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Today we got Michael Didi.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Dayday.

• 0:54Adam Friedland?

  Dayday.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Starting off great.

• 0:56Adam Friedland?

  Pete!

• 1:00Adam Friedland?

  Why'd you tell me Didi?

• 1:02Speaker 02

  Pete didn't know. I didn't tell Pete. That wasn't his fault.

• 1:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Oh, he just read it.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, he just read it.

• 1:06Adam Friedland?

  Okay, Pete, you're all right. You're fine by me.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  I don't forgive you, Pete, but...

• 1:11Adam Friedland?

  Fuck you, Pete! Uh, Michael Dayday, you're from Austin. You're an Austin comic?

• 1:15Speaker 02

  I'm an Austin comic.

• 1:16Adam Friedland?

  Nick and him work together at Cap City?

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18Adam Friedland?

  And they've been friends ever since?

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, we went on the road.

• 1:21Adam Friedland?

  You guys, you guys have like a kind of a sisterhood of the traveling pants thing you do?

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's been dope, man.

• 1:25Adam Friedland?

  But it's with a, what is it, a pair, a pair of underpants?

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were sharing underwear.

• 1:29Adam Friedland?

  You're lucky underpants.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  What's that movie about? Just a bunch of whores that wear the same pair of pants?

• 1:35Adam Friedland?

  I wouldn't say whores, but yeah.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're nice ladies.

• 1:37Adam Friedland?

  They're nice ladies. I've seen both. I've seen one and two, actually.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  Oh, there's a sequel.

• 1:41Adam Friedland?

  There's a sequel, yeah.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Well, they're whores in number two.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  I always confuse that one with the...

• 1:45Adam Friedland?

  It's more complicated than that, okay? She comes back from Greece, okay? And she's met a nice guy. And then she goes back and he said, uh, and she goes back to be with him. Alexis Bledel, famously from Gilmore Girls. And then, uh, once she gets back, he's like, this is my wife. And then she, then she breaks her... So I wouldn't say she's a whore, but she is a little bit of a...

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Monogamous whore.

• 2:07Adam Friedland?

  She's a little bit of a bitch, let's just say. She's being a bitch.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  I've never seen any of those movies.

• 2:13Adam Friedland?

  I've seen both them. I watched the second one because I wanted, me and my girlfriend were going to Greece and we're like, let's watch movies with Greece in it.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Mamma Mia.

• 2:24Adam Friedland?

  We watched Mamma Mia. We watched Sister in the Traveling Pants one and two.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  One and two.

• 2:30Adam Friedland?

  I like girl movies.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Gladiator.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Gladiator. Yeah, that's a great one.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Rome, Greece. Did you see Gladiator two?

• 2:37Speaker 02

  No, I didn't see it. Uh, my mom wanted to see it because she's like horny for Denzel, like every old black lady.

• 2:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but he plays.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  That probably ruined it for her. That might be the end of it.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, being horny for, if she saw that one.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  If she sees that one.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  She still does, he does the Denzel voice from what I heard, so.

• 2:51Adam Friedland?

  He does, yeah, but a gay, like a little bit, he gives a little bit of spiciness to.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  He does, not in the, not in the voice or even his manner.

• 2:58Adam Friedland?

  But he has rings. He has like ten rings on.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  He says that he's gay.

• 3:02Adam Friedland?

  And he says that he's bi, yeah.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  At one point in the movie, he just says that he's gay.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  I would love to watch that with my mom and watch her go, mm-mm. I would just love to hear that.

• 3:09Adam Friedland?

  He put on the dress, Cat Williams style, yeah.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  He put on the.

• 3:12Adam Friedland?

  They got him to finally put on the dress.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  It's so bad.

• 3:15Adam Friedland?

  Um, no, yeah, I went with my dad as well over Thanksgiving and, uh, and yeah, it does follow the Disney villain thing where every bad guy is, uh, is a homosexual and every good guy gets pussy, so.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, as it should be.

• 3:28Adam Friedland?

  I feel like society, we're kind of returning to normalcy once again.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why I feel like J.K. Rowling did it backwards. Voldemort should have been gay and Dumbledore should.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Well, they're British.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:38Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they're all gay pretty much.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. They all got buggered at, at, uh, at school, you know?

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:45Adam Friedland?

  That's what the, the upper class of British society, they, they all have butt sex with men when they're, uh, at the most expensive schools.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Are you telling me, cause you just came from Britain, so you.

• 3:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was, I was, I went to school. I went to Eton when I was there. No, yeah. No, but they're like, but they like fancy it like, oh, this is in the style of the classics. Like, so like, because Socrates had sex with boys, you know, we're, we're reading Latin and Greek. And so, yeah, they're like, it's posh.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  You know who just did something Greek style? Jay-Z. Did y'all hear about him?

• 4:17Adam Friedland?

  I think he's guilty. Did you read it?

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, he raped a young boy. That's what he did.

• 4:22Adam Friedland?

  The statement is, the statement, I was like, that's, that's a load of baloney. And then I read the statement, I'm like, what's wrong? I think he did it. I mean, maybe, can you, like, did you read his statement too?

• 4:34Speaker 03

  I have no idea what he said.

• 4:35Adam Friedland?

  So Jay-Z has been accused of a 13 year old, uh, among, you know, in line, I think it was with Diddy?

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, him and Diddy had sex with a 13 year old sometime in 2002 at the VMAs. And he made, he did a, a whole statement saying, I'm being extorted, this is wrong, what they're doing to me.

• 4:54Adam Friedland?

  A 13 year old boy?

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think, allegedly. Don't sue me, Jay-Z, please.

• 5:00Adam Friedland?

  But from, he released like a screenshot statement and one is like, you would assume that Jay-Z and Beyonce have like, just, like a thousand, a thousand, like a boardroom of evil Jewish lawyers. They also have like PR firms that are like, if you do it as a notes app screenshot, people think it's from you. Yeah, but the way he wrote it. The way he writes it is bizarre. And then people are like, why is Kanye doing that? And then people are like, well, he's a genius. He's thinking about everything all the time. And so he's like, I'm gonna just do notes app shit and fucking, it's my phone.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  We don't even know what app he used, but I think it, it read like he was using voice to text. Cause it was in the tone and style of like a Jay-Z verse.

• 5:44Adam Friedland?

  Well, he's, yeah, but there, it is, it's a little bit like, it's, um,

• 5:50Adam Friedland?

  There's something so off with the way he writes that thing.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's in I am Big Pentameter if you read it. The whole thing is a.

• 5:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's a sonnet, yeah. Shall I compare these to a summer's day? Oh, thirteen year old boy. No, it's he's mad at this lawyer that he says is a fake lawyer and then. But when he says one red penny in the first, he's like, you will not get one red cent out of me? I'm like, oh, this is a little bit like.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  It's very.

• 6:16Adam Friedland?

  It's weird. It's so weird. Yeah.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  It doesn't need to.

• 6:19Adam Friedland?

  And I don't understand with the amount of like suits around them that that would have been a thing that got out. It's bizarre to me, but.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 6:27Adam Friedland?

  I mean Drake literally by being into, I don't know, you know, barely legals is potentially the last heterosexual rapper. I think at this point.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  I think so. He's the only one that doesn't have any type of a boy bud allegation, so when you think about it.

• 6:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  It's just him and Millie Bobby Brown.

• 6:44Adam Friedland?

  No one gives him credit for.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Did you keep up with the Drake and Kendrick beef? Is that?

• 6:52Adam Friedland?

  Nick was on the story. He was.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  I saw a little bit of it.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  A little bit of it.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't think, I don't think you can, doesn't that sort of break the rules of rap beef to sue somebody?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Isn't that, isn't like the, it's, this is something that's, first of all, the whole idea of rap beef is fake. It's like, it's, it's a, like a mutual promotion campaign. Right?

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, Kendrick put out an album that wasn't that good, Call Me Some Morale. And he did so bad on that album, Kodak Black did better on one verse and he did the entire album. Then he started beefing with Drake.

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Now, do you know this because you like this stuff or because you're black?

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Both.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 7:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, both of it. Yes.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Once church ends, they do tell us all of this. So like, here's all the things you black people need to know for the week and then, yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  That would be cool. That would be a nice like app to have on your iPad.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, the black app. It's like, just so we're all on the same page here. We're still going Kamala, everyone, you know.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  I don't think that, that, that's, I've followed the black news too. I think there's certainly a lot of.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Black Twitter.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  Um, I am black Twitter.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  I'm thinking on black Twitter. No, uh.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Do I think about your?

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Are there a lot of? Blue sky?

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Uh, some of them, but I think it's the only, I don't know. I don't really know who's on Blue Sky.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  I think it's just like Mueller report people.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, just like a political thing?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's all the Mueller and they call it the good place.

• 8:18Adam Friedland?

  Like the NBC sitcom.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:21Adam Friedland?

  Which was, it was supposed to be heaven, but it's actually hell. I think that's the twist of that show. Yeah.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Blue sky is hell. I think about your tweet all the time where you said, uh, a girl does some sociopathic shit.

• 8:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I was in a tough, tough spot.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  I was too, that's why I related to it.

• 8:37Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah. That happened to you too?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Definitely.

• 8:40Adam Friedland?

  The homosexuals corrupted her?

• 8:41Speaker 02

  It wasn't the homosexuals though, it wasn't. It was just, uh, just her general disposition.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Speaking of, I saw, I saw Wicked last night.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  And I was like, this is crazy. Did you know that the guy that wrote the musical that the movie is based on? Apparently that guy's gay.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  Did you know that?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  I could have assumed.

• 9:05Adam Friedland?

  Dude, every rapper is gay.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:07Adam Friedland?

  It's crazy.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  That was sort of shocking.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  That's Hamilton, not Wicked.

• 9:09Adam Friedland?

  Oh, nevermind.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  But, no, it's, uh, did you like it, Wicked?

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought it was good until I found that out.

• 9:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  You just can't support that lifestyle.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  I, well, I mean, it's, it's a little too much. It's, you know.

• 9:20Adam Friedland?

  It's just like, yeah, just keep it in.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  We already have representation in the movie. I didn't know that the guy that wrote the thing is like.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Also gay?

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought it was, you know, like a guy from, just like an electrician from Wisconsin or something.

• 9:31Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, why don't I do, you know, it's gonna be like a musical about the Wizard of Oz, but it's, you know. It's like, oh geez, what if it was, uh, you know, the bad guy's actually good?

• 9:43Speaker 02

  It's like, Philip, that'll never work.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Get out of here.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  I thought that's who it was.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't realize it was, uh.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Tim Walz is writing.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't realize it. Well, Tim Walz apparently. I don't know if you've heard the Indigo Girls accusations.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  No, is Tim Walz also gay?

• 9:57Speaker 03

  That was like the, the.

• 9:59Adam Friedland?

  Chinese fourteen year old boys.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  The.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Oppo research on Tim Walz is that he took a, uh, he took a fourteen year old exchange student to an Indigo Girls concert in nineteen ninety-five and sucked them off.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. There was a guy on Twitter named like Dr. Black Insurrectionist or something like that.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Perfect, perfect.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  That, yeah, that was like, I have, he was like, I have the, I have the documents here, this is real. And then, uh, and then he just disappeared.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Took him out, smoked him.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Sometimes when I hear shit like that and it's so intense, I feel like that's real.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it's like, I barely know Tim Walz, you know? So if you told me that he was a pedophile, I just met this guy two weeks ago.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  I don't really have an opinion about him. So it'd be like, okay, he's a pedophile. I'm still getting to know the guy. You know what I mean? It's not, you're not like shattering.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  What else do we know about?

• 10:54Speaker 03

  You're not shattering my world.

• 10:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's this identity crap. It really ruins the way you get to know someone. I don't need to know how he likes to fuck, okay?

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Well, that's not what I'm saying.

• 11:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you're saying.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  He's not, you're not let down because you don't really know.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  I don't know the fucking guy at all.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  He could just be, I don't know, fucking, I don't know.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  No one will believe him.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  I'm not under the impression that pedophiles don't exist.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Who's, uh, who, who, if they got pedophile allegations, would you be the most disappointed?

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Shocked?

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:20Adam Friedland?

  Doctor, uh, uh, Doctor, uh, what's his name?

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Oh, I believe he was asking me the question.

• 11:25Speaker 02

  Doctor Umar?

• 11:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Weird Al, I think I would be disappointed in him.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  That would be pretty disappointing.

• 11:30Adam Friedland?

  But it would be like, uh, okay. Let's just look at the guy.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Doctor Umar would be a good one, yeah. A white one or a?

• 11:38Adam Friedland?

  This is too much pedophile, guys.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Watching Wicked though, I did think, you know, it'd be a lot of fun, is, um, to do like a move, just a trailer for a movie, maybe.

• 11:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  And try to make it look real. And you put it on the internet and it's like a bunch of, like, you know, kind of like burly, like sort of eighties, you know, those like eighties Viking style, like bodybuilders, like, uh, like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, like that style guy. You know, they don't really make them anymore, like, uh, like, uh, what's his name from Venture Brothers? Brock Samson from, so those guys and they're all looking over scripts, right? And they're like, you know, they're like reading lines and sort of like, kind of a Latin style, you know, like it's like a, they're all auditioning for some sort of ancient Greece thing. And you go down the line and then we see like a very fat, black lady who has, but she has like long blonde hair, right?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  And she's also reading the lines and she feels kind of out of place, right? And then she goes into the audition and, you know, like initially she's sort of fucking it up, but then she like loses her temper, you know? And then says something and does it with all this passion and they're like, that was fucking great. And they were like, I think we found our Hercules. And then they're like, what's your name again? And she goes, Kevin Sorbo. And it's the Kevin Sorbo biopic.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Starring a big fat black lady. Octavius. As Kevin Sorbo. As Kevin Sorbo. And then we see like scenes from Kevin Sorbo's life and then you put it on Twitter and be like, the Kevin Sorbo movie. And a hope that it gets back to him and he thinks that it's real. And then he's like, I did not authorize this. I did not, you know, he's like, I can't, I'm a white guy, I'm not.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  Doing like a.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  I think that would be fun.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Steve Jobs documentary and just letting, uh.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  But Steve Jobs didn't have a problem with it. If you did it to Kevin Sorbo.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  That's perfect.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  It would blow his mind.

• 13:31Adam Friedland?

  He would get so mad.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  It would be worth the lawsuit.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  A good troll is always worth it, I think, but that's fucking perfect.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  In fact, because he's a public figure, I don't think, do you need his permission to make a movie about his life?

• 13:43Speaker 02

  You know, I don't do that kind of law, so I wish, I wish I knew.

• 13:46Adam Friedland?

  I think, yeah, I, I think it's legal. Yeah, yeah. It's parody.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Even then, again, worth the lawsuit.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Worth the lawsuit, for sure. You're gonna sue about this movie that's objectively funny?

• 13:56Speaker 03

  And make it a great movie.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Make it, do it.

• 13:58Adam Friedland?

  Write it, write it really good.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Do it in a way where it's not disparaging and shows like his, how he triumphed over adversity. Because he was this like California pretty boy going up against, like, who thought that would be Hercules?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? It should have been, and don't ever make it where it's like, oh, this is a fat black lady. She's playing.

• 14:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you don't even mention it.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  She's playing in a fat young man from California.

• 14:21Adam Friedland?

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• 14:49Speaker 02

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• 14:50Adam Friedland?

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• 14:52Speaker 02

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• 14:53Adam Friedland?

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• 15:12Speaker 03

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• 15:13Adam Friedland?

  I think I would die too, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 02

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• 15:15Adam Friedland?

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• 15:17Speaker 02

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• 15:19Adam Friedland?

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• 15:25Speaker 02

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• 15:26Adam Friedland?

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• 15:31Speaker 03

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• 15:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  He put it right there in the mother show.

• 15:35Speaker 03

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• 15:40Adam Friedland?

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• 15:47Speaker 02

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• 15:48Adam Friedland?

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• 16:00Speaker 02

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• 16:01Adam Friedland?

  Idiocracy. Next Friday. I meant Next Friday. Do you remember that movie, Next Friday?

• 16:08Adam Friedland?

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• 16:23Adam Friedland?

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• 16:26Speaker 03

  Is hot jacking off the thing? Is that like a...

• 16:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Is that like a thing you can go?

• 16:33Adam Friedland?

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• 16:35Speaker 03

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• 16:39Adam Friedland?

  Not anymore. Not anymore.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  No, no, trust me, they are not taking. They are not taking Lifetime away.

• 16:45Adam Friedland?

  They'll find it. Like, get that Equinox shit out of here.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  You understand, you and I learned with, Daniel Penny was on his way to the Lifetime on 23rd Street when he, when he killed that homeless Michael Jackson.

• 16:56Adam Friedland?

  No, he wasn't.

• 16:57Speaker 03

  He was.

• 16:57Adam Friedland?

  Was he?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  And they released, they released his interrogation with the police. He's like, "Yeah, okay, so like, I, I ascertained my way out of class in downtown Brooklyn and then I got on the F train and, and I was on my way to 23rd."

• 17:10Adam Friedland?

  And I tactically was at it.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  He's like, "I was going to, yeah, I was going to the Lifetime on 23rd Street."

• 17:15Adam Friedland?

  Jesus.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  And I was like, "Maybe I saw this guy in the sauna."

• 17:19Adam Friedland?

  Jacking off. Heterosexually.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  I was like, "Maybe I saw him in there."

• 17:21Adam Friedland?

  It's a straight sauna, dude, don't stop.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  It was actually, he started at Lifetime and I was like, really making him uncomfortable in the sauna. I was like, "You ever try any wrestling moves?"

• 17:34Speaker 03

  And he was like, and he can't see because it's so dark in there. So he's like, "Who is that?" And I'm like, "It's Jeff Goldblum." "I'm a celebrity also, you're about to be famous, you got no idea." "Daniel, listen, you're the guy we need in Oz." "I wish you guys had seen Wicked, he plays the wizard."

• 17:54Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 17:54Adam Friedland?

  Jeff Goldblum, he's in that movie?

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I'm the wizard. Let me get all this stuff out of the way here and talk to you about Oz for a second. He's doing Jeff Goldblum, it's very funny. Yeah, what can I say?

• 18:05Adam Friedland?

  That's so good, dude. And Penny liked it when you did that?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  "I am a people person, a people pleaser."

• 18:14Speaker 03

  "With your power, you don't understand. Where I come from, things were bad. Here in Oz, it's great."

• 18:21Adam Friedland?

  "Please, Jeff Goldblum, please." It's like, "Call me Oz."

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Jeff Goldblum in the, in, wearing a, a green Speedo. Sexually harassing Daniel Penny.

• 18:29Adam Friedland?

  In Lifetime.

• 18:36Adam Friedland?

  So if you, if you are Jeff Goldblum, wearing a green Speedo, sexually harassing the choke, the now innocent choke artist, they're, they're calling him the choke artist. Daniel Penny. Uh, you can get Liquid IV, uh, but you can get also, we're sorry, you can get 20% off your first order of Liquid IV, when you go to Liquid IV.com and use our code, TAFS at checkout. That's 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today. Use promo code TAFS at Liquid IV.com. Thanks a lot, guys. And we're back. What were we talking about?

• 19:12Speaker 02

  We're back.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  We were talking about Jeff Goldblum and Lifetime Fitness.

• 19:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  And Wicked.

• 19:17Adam Friedland?

  Aw, man, I gotta see it, dude.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  How'd you feel about, uh, Ariana Grande?

• 19:21Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Do you, do you think she's like?

• 19:22Speaker 03

  I thought the movie was good. Bowen Yang is great in it.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's so funny, man.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  I'm really, I have no exposure to him outside of SNL, which is a terrible show.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. I love SNL. That's my most boomer thing.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  And my impression of Bowen on SNL is that anytime anything happens, they bring him on Weekend Update as the object from the thing. You know, be like, oh, somebody found a coffee cup in Joe Biden's house and, uh, Colin Jost is like, ladies and gentlemen, uh, welcome the coffee cup. And then Bowen's like,

• 19:51Adam Friedland?

  "Oh, I've had a bad day."

• 19:54Speaker 03

  You know, and it's just, okay, it's the thing, but it's gay.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  It's, it's, and it's good every, it gets me every time. I don't, I fucking love SNL.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm like a big SNL defender.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  He's better, he's better as a mean girl at Shiz University, I would say, than the SNL sketches.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  He's doing what now?

• 20:12Speaker 03

  He's a mean girl at Shiz University. That's where the, that's the wizarding school that they go to.

• 20:17Adam Friedland?

  Oh, really? That's their Hogwarts.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then they don't actually learn any of that shit. I think it's just, it's just a regular school.

• 20:25Adam Friedland?

  Well, they have like math and English and stuff?

• 20:27Speaker 03

  They're taking history classes and math and that kind of shit. And they don't really learn any magic. And then, cause they're, magic isn't real. The Wicked Witch is the only one that actually has magic.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  They're just there learning critical race theory.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  And then the older Chinese lady, and I couldn't figure out if that was like Bowen's mom or what, like? I don't think they have any relation, but it took me two, two and hours and forty-five minutes to realize that.

• 20:47Adam Friedland?

  My sister told me over Thanksgiving that Wicked is actually based on a, like a, like a sex, uh, like a sexual reimagining of Wizard of Oz.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:56Adam Friedland?

  And in the book that they based the musical on, the, the Wicked, uh, witch has a purple pussy. It's mentioned that her pussy is purple.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  That's in the, that's in the- The book's also written by a gay guy. It's like-

• 21:08Adam Friedland?

  No, no, that's written by a union man. I think the, I think the, um, I think the musical gated up a bit.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  That's in The Wiz, I think. The purple pussy.

• 21:17Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, the, the black, the black Oz.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  What, by default?

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. And Jeff Goldblum's in that one as well.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Diana Ross.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  You know me, I love, I love the brothers.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  Can't get enough of them. They've got style, they've got rhythm. What, what more could you want?

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Michael, why don't you come over here and do that little spin around thing on my dick?

• 21:39Speaker 03

  He's, he's walking forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards. Which way is he going? I can't tell.

• 21:45Adam Friedland?

  You were telling me before the show that he was falsely accused, Michael Jackson?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Michael, yeah, yeah, definitely saying that. Never did anything-

• 21:52Adam Friedland?

  He might, might be the only one that was, was actually in it. So can I have some of your Yeti, dude? I'm so thirsty.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Completely empty.

• 21:57Adam Friedland?

  We, and we have no water?

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Did you, have you gotten water or made any effort to get water in the last two years?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  God damn it. Shit. No.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  I've been carrying the water from Home Depot. You've never done a single water run.

• 22:10Adam Friedland?

  I like it when a, kind of like a fit UPS guy with like short brown shorts comes and brings it.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  And the big, uh-

• 22:18Adam Friedland?

  And I'm in a, I'm in a kimono. I'm like, I wasn't expecting anyone today.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Here's a question.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  My husband's gone and I wasn't expecting anyone.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  Let's say it wasn't Daniel Penny. Let's say a Chun-Li style Asian woman strangled Jordan Lee.

• 22:30Adam Friedland?

  With strong legs?

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:31Adam Friedland?

  With just the fucking strongest legs.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  She goes, "Stop yelling." And then she's like, just gets him and she just wraps him up. "No more yelling." Do you think the reaction would have been different if it was Chun-Li?

• 22:46Adam Friedland?

  I think she would have been getting kind of the Luigi treatment, maybe.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  And the fucking outfit from Street Fighter. So Michael Jackson president.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I think it would have been the most New York shit to ever happen.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  That really was a crime to make that character Chun-Li.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  The kind of like-

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Obsessively horny.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  I know. I mean, that's just-

• 23:05Adam Friedland?

  I would, I would-

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Demonically horny.

• 23:07Adam Friedland?

  I would die tomorrow for one night.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  Well, also, nobody really looks like that, you know?

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Someone really went in the booth, they went crazy with it. They were just like-

• 23:14Speaker 03

  I think that's what caused the, the population crisis in Asia was Chun-Li.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Why is that?

• 23:20Speaker 03

  Cause they were like, "Look how thick this bitch is." And then they're like, "Well, I can only jack off to drawings now."

• 23:26Speaker 03

  "I can't fuck a regular Chinese lady."

• 23:27Speaker 02

  Is it, uh, Patrice O'Neal? Is that, uh, Chinese girls' asses look like CD cases? That's so good. It's a classic bit.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Oh, it's perfect.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  Rest in peace, Patrice O'Neal.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  Strangled to death on the F train.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:44Adam Friedland?

  By a woman. By a lady.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck, dude. Jesus.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  It would've been cool if Jordan Neely was a, was a Patrice O'Neal impersonator. Beloved Patrice O'Neal impersonator.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  In a fedora.

• 24:00Adam Friedland?

  He was just talking about Patrice-

• 24:01Speaker 03

  He's like, "Why the fuck are you holding your bitch's purse?" Just lecturing, man.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  He's doing crowd work on the L train.

• 24:10Adam Friedland?

  And he's like, "No, it's elephant in the room."

• 24:13Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 24:14Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  No, I said what you're gonna say.

• 24:17Adam Friedland?

  So, yeah, so the big news story this week is this, uh, this Luigi character.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Pretty hot.

• 24:25Adam Friedland?

  He's, um, he's-

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Unreal.

• 24:27Adam Friedland?

  Unreal.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  I think, uh, the girls are right about that. Like, you know, sometimes I feel like girls hype up a guy, but I saw him, I was like, "All right, I get it. I get the lust."

• 24:35Speaker 03

  I think he looked better with the mask on.

• 24:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think he, he looks kinda like a buster, I guess.

• 24:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  It's like a buff Timothy Chalamet.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  I don't think he's an attractive guy at all. In fact, it was better when he was a mystery.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Just the idea of him.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  I've already moved on. I don't really care.

• 24:50Adam Friedland?

  Nick likes it when-

• 24:50Speaker 03

  You gotta kill, you gotta, you know, look, I'm a consumer of podcasts. Great, yes, you killed the United Healthcare CEO. That was Wednesday.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. What have you done for me lately?

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Nothing. Because you did the one thing the first time, now you owe me. And you've done, and you've done nothing. It's just the last time.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  It would be so funny if he, uh, the funniest outcome is if he posted bail and then shot the CEO of McDonald's. I think that's the only way to redeem yourself.

• 25:18Adam Friedland?

  Ronald.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  He kills RFK. That'd be great.

• 25:23Adam Friedland?

  It's weird that like, everyone's in love with this Luigi feller, but like this, that Elizabeth Warren looking nerd tried to kill Trump and everyone forgot the next day.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:33Adam Friedland?

  When an ugly nerd tries it, America forgets.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  He missed three times.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  He missed a bunch and then he killed a different guy and then he got shot in the face.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  It looks like Elizabeth Warren. What an absolute mess.

• 25:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  I love watching the videos of him climbing that thing so unathetically and they're like, he's, he's got a gun. And like, it's fine. Just let him do it.

• 25:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  I don't know how you miss Trump. He's got such a wide body. He's built like a piano.

• 25:58Adam Friedland?

  Well, he's a nerd, obviously. Like, he's not Chris Kyle. He's not Luigi. No, yeah, that was, it was, it was very satisfying when it was not like a kind of queer space communist like Twitter was predicting. And it was just, this guy's completely, his, his political compass is just completely all over the place in a very satisfying way.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  They're like, oh, he liked Joe Rogan and then he also hated healthcare companies. Like, he sounds like a normal person.

• 26:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Sounds like any white guy that I can find.

• 26:29Adam Friedland?

  He's bisexual.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Was he?

• 26:30Adam Friedland?

  I, well, I mean.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 26:31Adam Friedland?

  I hope so.

• 26:34Adam Friedland?

  At least I hope so.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  That's pretty sick.

• 26:36Adam Friedland?

  No, but it's like, when you've had back problems, Nick, from the gym, have you considered like a planning an execution?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Well, no, because I didn't, I didn't need surgery or anything.

• 26:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. But you think if it got that bad, you'd kill a man that deserved it?

• 26:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  When I met Nick, I, my back was so fucked up. I was on perks the entire weekend.

• 26:56Adam Friedland?

  Nice. Houston style.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  And when he left, I was like, I bet that guy thinks I'm an addict. I mean, he has to hate my guts.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Oh, I had no idea you were on. I was like, wow, this guy's so friendly.

• 27:06Adam Friedland?

  This guy's awesome.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  I literally, I couldn't walk on Thursday and I'm like, I'm not canceling the show. I'm like crawling there and they loaded me up. I was high as shit the entire weekend. But if my back felt the way that it felt on Thursday for like six months, there's no telling the list of people, I'd have a manifesto.

• 27:24Adam Friedland?

  And you recorded March Madness that weekend? I. But one weekend I went to the in Providence with Caleb and he hurt his neck at the gym the day before and he was in a neck brace the whole weekend. And he was crushing. I mean, like, just like, how can you not laugh at a guy? It is very, it looks like he's doing a slip and fall, like, insurance fraud, yeah. He's, he just had a great weekend.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  What Caleb is this?

• 27:54Adam Friedland?

  Uh, my, my, our buddy in that lives in New York.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think I could kill a C. I've, the fantasies I even have in my head is they like come to a party and I'm like, you're not welcome here.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  That's like, that's as much, as I can even really muster.

• 28:08Adam Friedland?

  There's four guys looking at their phones on the couch.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  I own a coffee shop and we're like, we're not serving this man.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Not on my counters.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, they have to go, they have to go to a different diner, rubbing the bar down.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  Burn the menus, we don't use that.

• 28:30Adam Friedland?

  Okay, um, guys, it's holiday time, right? Do you get gifts for, for the Christmas?

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 28:37Adam Friedland?

  For all, all your loved ones?

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:39Adam Friedland?

  If you have any last minute gifts, may I suggest, uh, Aura Frames?

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Last minute, we still got fucking two weeks.

• 28:45Adam Friedland?

  Last minute for me, dude. I buy my gifts in July.

• 28:50Adam Friedland?

  Uh, where are we? Oh, Wirecutter called it the best digital photo frame. Honestly, your parents love this crap. Your grandparents would love this crap. They love, uh, uh, kind of a slideshow of all their memories of, you know, the family when they were, when you guys all were kids and just the world was a different place. Yeah, it's just.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 29:10Adam Friedland?

  Kids, just a bright eyed kid, plucky, you know, anything was possible. And now you've destroyed it with back pain and stand up comedy.

• 29:22Adam Friedland?

  Where are we? Oh, it's easy to see why. You can upload your favorite pics of the family to one frame and relive all those happy moments again, or share big news. Like a new addition to the family, maybe. Are you, you, you have, you got a girl pregnant?

• 29:34Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 29:34Adam Friedland?

  Okay, well, maybe you can put the, you could give an Aura Frame with a ultrasound to your mom and then she could start crying and then you could be like.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  Surprise.

• 29:43Adam Friedland?

  It came with the, it came with, it's the stock, you stupid bitch mom. You're pregnant, mom.

• 29:51Adam Friedland?

  What pictures do you have of your family that would, that would, you would love sharing?

• 29:57Speaker 02

  I'd love to show the one, because I have one, like I just got a new camera. And it was like right when my aunt found out she was getting divorced and I was just taking pictures of everything. And she's at the table like this. It's one of my favorite pictures.

• 30:08Adam Friedland?

  That would be a good one to put in. She's literally like this.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  That's what only me and my dad can laugh at in private.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  It's perfect.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  It is funny they bring you something to read.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  It's like, I think you should take a look at this.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Court documents.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Wow, this sucks.

• 30:30Adam Friedland?

  Who are you guys gonna gift this frame to? Probably your mom, your grandma?

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, probably my aunt.

• 30:35Adam Friedland?

  Your aunt, your divorced aunt?

• 30:37Speaker 02

  She loves PowerPoint.

• 30:39Adam Friedland?

  Did she, did she, did she find love again? Was she able to?

• 30:41Speaker 02

  No, she didn't find love.

• 30:42Adam Friedland?

  God damn it.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  No. She found yoga. How about that? It's pretty good.

• 30:45Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:47Adam Friedland?

  Hot yoga.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  She could put all the yoga poses on there. She could use it to do her routine.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  You can scroll through, you do downward dog for a little bit, you do upward dog, you do dog style.

• 30:57Adam Friedland?

  Doggy style, doggy fashion, yeah. Dog mode. Uh, yeah. Uh, if it's not personal enough, you can even upload a message to play on the frame as soon as they plug it in. So the first thing they hear is your voice and how much you love them.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  A talking picture frame.

• 31:13Adam Friedland?

  Honestly.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Where are we? Oz?

• 31:15Adam Friedland?

  Get one for your aunt.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Check this out.

• 31:17Adam Friedland?

  And let me record a message.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  She would love that. Yeah. She's looking for a white guy.

• 31:21Adam Friedland?

  How old is she?

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Sixty-seven.

• 31:23Adam Friedland?

  Listen, listen, you deserve love at your age. You deserve a second chance.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  We're gonna get her on the Golden Bachelor.

• 31:28Adam Friedland?

  We'll get you on the Golden Bachelor. We'll get a, we'll get a, a selection of hot, old men for you.

• 31:37Adam Friedland?

  You could save on this perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get thirty-five off, thirty-five dollars off your Aura, the Aura's best-selling Carver Matte Frames by using the promo code TAFS at checkout. That's A-U-R-A-frames.com promo code TAFS. This deal is exclusive to listeners. To get yours now in time for the holidays. Terms and conditions apply. Guys, thanks a lot. That's thirty-five dollars off their best-selling Carver Frame, which Wirecutter called the best digital photo frame ever at AuraFrames.com. TAFS. Thanks, guys. And we're back.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Killed it. We're back.

• 32:13Adam Friedland?

  Guys, this is the box. This is the Carver Frame box. It's heavy too. So if you have this wrapped, someone's like, Jesus Christ, what do they have in here?

• 32:22Speaker 03

  A metal shoe?

• 32:23Adam Friedland?

  What do they have in here? This is, this is at least-

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Is this a metal shoe?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  Is this a gun?

• 32:29Adam Friedland?

  What are you, what are you saying on that?

• 32:31Speaker 02

  You give me a, this does sound, I mean, this is, I mean, you're selling a PowerPoint, basically.

• 32:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, we're selling, yeah, but it could be-

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, but old people love that.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Old people love that kinda shit. This is like the new, you remember you were like a kid and they'd have, you could buy a talking fish? And have a commercial, they love that. This is a talking fish.

• 32:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, Billy Bass, yeah. Big mouth, uh-

• 32:51Speaker 03

  For old people, it's not a picture unless it's in a frame.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  If it's some shit on your phone, then it's a file. You know what I mean?

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Old people, technology, they love it.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  They love this, this kinda stuff. It's good. They do, they really do love it.

• 33:05Adam Friedland?

  Have you ever like gone through your parents' cam- camera roll in their phone?

• 33:09Speaker 02

  I have no desire to do that.

• 33:10Adam Friedland?

  There's always like a selfie of them like accidentally taking pictures, like double chin, like, like this. It's just like, my dad has like twenty in a row.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Just in a row, and they won't delete him.

• 33:19Adam Friedland?

  On his phone, yeah.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  God, I love it.

• 33:21Adam Friedland?

  It's just like, he's like, turn this thing off, and he keeps like-

• 33:24Speaker 02

  I always wonder what's gonna, what technology is gonna be that way when we get older? Like, what's gonna be our thing that our kids are gonna make fun of us for doing? Cause like, some of my parents can't do the computer at all. They're like, they just can't do it. So what's gonna hap-

• 33:39Adam Friedland?

  You're gonna call your son-

• 33:41Speaker 03

  I'm already like that. I have to send like, you know, I'll go do a weekend and then I have to send the expenses to the business manager.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  You just can't?

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Well, I do it, but I like print out the receipts and then I do it with a desk calculator.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  With a green billfold?

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause it's just, I can't like, I don't wanna make a spreadsheet and do all this shit. I'll write the numbers down and I'll-

• 34:02Speaker 02

  Tabulate it.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, exactly.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  You know, I got a rotary phone for no reason.

• 34:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I gotta call my, like, call my adult son about how to fuck my Chun-Li style sex box. Hey, I noticed, uh, I didn't get the invite for Christmas this year.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  It's like, Dad, can you please stop us-

• 34:22Adam Friedland?

  It's your father.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Anime porn.

• 34:25Adam Friedland?

  So I, I got my dick out and, uh, what's, where do I press?

• 34:31Adam Friedland?

  Where do I pre- do I restart? Where's the start button? How do I get to the menu?

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Sometimes I like ignoring my mom's calls because I know she'll leave me a voicemail. And it's very disjointed. Like it's just, she's just a stream of consciousness for two minutes. Just like, oh, I see you didn't answer while I'm driving, right? She has the conversation anyways, if I've answered the phone. And it's great. And so I get to listen to that. It's kind of cute. Very wholesome.

• 34:55Adam Friedland?

  Mm hmm. Yeah.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  A nice little lady.

• 34:57Adam Friedland?

  Do you like your mom better than your dad?

• 34:59Speaker 02

  I like them both equally. They're great.

• 35:00Adam Friedland?

  Come on, don't be so flirty. You're a consummate politician, dude.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  No, they're good.

• 35:03Adam Friedland?

  Everyone likes one more.

• 35:05Speaker 02

  No, they're all good. I think they're both equal, you know?

• 35:07Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, they balance each other really well.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  It'll probably be some kind of platform.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 35:12Speaker 03

  That, you know, that younger people understand.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't really understand TikTok. Snapchat was sort of the cutoff for me.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think, I think if you're over thirty and you have a Snapchat, you should be put on a list.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Well, it's just for pedophiles.

• 35:24Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's pedophile style.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  And when the girls are like, can I send you something on Snap? I'm like, what do I look like? Drake or whatever? This is, it's over. I don't have a Snap.

• 35:31Adam Friedland?

  Just suck my dick.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Please, do this on iMessage like an adult, can we not?

• 35:36Speaker 03

  TikTok, TikTok I was on for five minutes before I got banned.

• 35:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. What'd you say?

• 35:41Adam Friedland?

  I was making fun of China.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  That's what it was.

• 35:43Adam Friedland?

  He was, he was, it was good.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  It had to be good.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, they, well, they take the audio off your videos, which is very, very funny.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Very, so now you're just like ranting to a front-facing selfie.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just me like being like.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  And then I'll say something, that's where you know the racist part is.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  But there's no audio.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  No. Every time I make a TikTok, I'm like, I can't believe I have to do this.

• 36:06Adam Friedland?

  Mm hmm.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  It's, it's, no.

• 36:09Adam Friedland?

  My agent yelled at me once to say, he's like, you want to take your career, you want to be a man? You got to start taking TikToks seriously.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 36:16Adam Friedland?

  And I was like, I should have gone, I should have done something else.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  It's so annoying that stand-up is the only thing that you can't get famous at by doing it anymore. Like, I feel like you just can't just write, oh, he, he wrote really good jokes and now he's like a very popular.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  I don't know if it's the only thing. I think it's, that's probably everything.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 36:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  I feel like if you're an actor, like, they're not making actors like make a wink on TikTok or whatever.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  That's, that's, that's, that's probably the only thing where you, that still exists. It's like the traditional entertainment industry route.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then everything else, yeah, you have to be a fucking influencer or something.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I mean, it'd be crazy if like, you win the voice, like you have this amazing voice, you're like, great. Let's see your tight five now. And they just make them do stand-up. It's just not, it's ridiculous, but. Everyone's making content.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but stand up sucks.

• 36:59Adam Friedland?

  It's really not good. Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Hey, they chose to do this.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  It really is. It's like, you know, there's money in it right now, but it's because people want to see the guy from the internet.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  You know?

• 37:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. It's like buying merch.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:11Adam Friedland?

  It's like something you could like actually have see for.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  I love opening for TikTok guys. He's a sold out crowd and they don't want to see you at all.

• 37:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  And they just want to see the TikTok guy do his five minutes of crowd work. And then they do a meet and greet and he's making seventy times what you're making on that night because he sold it out.

• 37:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. And they charge for the meet and greet also?

• 37:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like a lot of them, they don't have an hour of material. They'll do twenty minutes of material, then they'll have like a Q and A.

• 37:37Adam Friedland?

  Who comes to those shows? Girls?

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Girls mostly and then just couples. Yeah.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  I got a lot of lone wolves in mine.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  Take it for one.

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Girls, I can't imagine.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  I think I opened for you and I don't think I saw a single woman in the crowd that didn't have a.

• 37:55Adam Friedland?

  There's a decent amount of black people at the.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  In Atlanta?

• 37:58Adam Friedland?

  Atlanta.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  We were in Atlanta.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  I know. Well, yeah, but there was like over the weekend, maybe five or six black guys.

• 38:04Adam Friedland?

  At your show?

• 38:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:05Adam Friedland?

  Oh my God, congrats. Nick!

• 38:08Speaker 02

  It was just my family.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was you. There was Daniel.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, the opener.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  There was a security guy.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  There's a portrait in the back of the mayor.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. There was a, I thought that, you know, there's another one. I thought it was just a coat.

• 38:27Adam Friedland?

  It was dark.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a coat hanging on a rack.

• 38:30Adam Friedland?

  The silhouette of a person.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  I was like, oh, is that? Oh, it's the Babadook.

• 38:36Speaker 02

  Just a shadow.

• 38:41Adam Friedland?

  There's a, I don't know, probably an Asian guy that says the N word.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Did you think that the women that did that Golden Girls podcast are like, ah, there are no hot dudes in the audience?

• 38:50Speaker 02

  They had to. They had, because it was, it was girls and gays and I've, I've hung out.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  Minimal gays though.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  Minimal gays, a lot of girls and all Gilmore Girls people, they were definitely judging the fuck out of us.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  Were they?

• 39:01Speaker 02

  They had to be.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Why? They have no context.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  It didn't matter. I think they just saw men and they were like, no, I'm not about it.

• 39:08Adam Friedland?

  Who are these people?

• 39:09Speaker 02

  The first night we were in Atlanta.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Don't tell them.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Okay, we won't tell them. He doesn't need to know this.

• 39:15Speaker 03

  He doesn't need to know about.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Girls and gays.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  You had to be there, man.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 39:20Adam Friedland?

  Sound fun.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. They walked up, they were like, I think that's fucking Adam Friedland's friend.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 39:25Adam Friedland?

  They knew me?

• 39:26Speaker 03

  That's why they're angry at us.

• 39:28Adam Friedland?

  They knew me?

• 39:29Speaker 03

  They're like, those guys associate with that fucking.

• 39:31Adam Friedland?

  Oh, they're mad at me?

• 39:32Speaker 03

  That guy, yeah.

• 39:33Adam Friedland?

  I'm always getting in trouble, dude.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  Jewish guy, that's what they said.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  No, there was a Gilmore Girls.

• 39:36Adam Friedland?

  They whispered Jewish?

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:38Adam Friedland?

  That's so polite of them.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  A Gilmore Girls podcast live show.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  He's Jewish.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  In the other room at Helium.

• 39:44Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  Somebody told me the name and then I forgot it immediately and I Googled, what's the name of the Gilmore Girls podcast? And the article that came up was top twenty-five Gilmore Girls podcasts.

• 39:55Adam Friedland?

  Jesus Christ.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  They're twenty-six, honorable mention.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I.

• 39:58Adam Friedland?

  They didn't even make the list?

• 39:59Speaker 03

  I had no idea that there's so many.

• 40:00Adam Friedland?

  So they're still playing Small Room Atlanta at Helium? Shout out to them, dude.

• 40:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  Which means that the number one Gilmore Girls podcast has to be making like eighty million dollars a year.

• 40:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they're doing the Sphere in Vegas, yeah.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Gotta be. But, duh, they, there was a thousand of them and then Nick left me with a girl, I got cornered, I was trying to get, trying to escape.

• 40:19Speaker 03

  Don't blame.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  No, I'm just kidding.

• 40:21Adam Friedland?

  What do you mean, left you with a girl? It sounds like you wing manned your ass.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  What am I supposed to do? Go up and be like, ma'am, you're fat? Oh, you left.

• 40:29Adam Friedland?

  Ma'am? Well, it's Atlanta.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Oh, man, no, it was, it was all fine though, it was, that first night was really funny though. I mean, just so many of them, they stayed there for hours.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they had multiple birthday cakes. That, I've never seen that in my life before.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  Never.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  On somebody's birthday and they get several cakes?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. I had an ice cream cake, they offered us cake.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  It's not enough to have one birthday cake?

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 03

  There was a leftover full cake.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. That girl walked away, she's like, I think I'm gonna grab some cake. I was like, this is your third slice, I'm not judging, but I'm just saying.

• 41:01Adam Friedland?

  Can't say that to a big girl.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Can't say that, but, she's like, I think I just want another piece of cake. I was like, do it, I don't know why you're checking in with me, don't.

• 41:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was like so many cakes.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  I'm being bad.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  At a certain point.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 41:14Adam Friedland?

  But that's on you for counting a lady's slices.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  I didn't count her cake, she said I wanted another one and she, she brought it out like.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  I was, I'm kinda like Jason Bourne in there.

• 41:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  If there's a big girl eating something anywhere around.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  She brought them like.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  I'm like, she's had nine.

• 41:29Adam Friedland?

  Far side of the room, three hundred twenty-five pounds, six slices.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  She's had that half of that blue onion already.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  I can't remember.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  She came back with cake like a rapper counting money. It was just like banded on her arms. She's like, I don't know. Did you want some? I was like, don't rope me into this. I don't want your cake.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  That's a flirt. That's an Atlanta style flirt.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  That is an Atlanta flirt. She was bringing me sweets.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  I went to, I went to Atlanta for a wedding a couple of months ago and I, I went to, or yeah, I went to Magic City and.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  How was it?

• 41:57Speaker 03

  There were, yeah, everyone was eating cake, dude. It was crazy.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  Just Adam getting the most aggressive lap dance in the world.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  It was.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Breaking his pelvis.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  He's a big time strip club guy. I looked at my, I looked at my friend. I said, this is everything we've ever dreamed.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  It's from the song.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Well, that, that club's not actually in Atlanta. It's like.

• 42:19Adam Friedland?

  Where is it? Stone Mountain?

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Like an hour north.

• 42:21Adam Friedland?

  Did you guys go to the Confederate Mount Rushmore while you were there?

• 42:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 42:25Adam Friedland?

  See the laser light show?

• 42:26Speaker 02

  No, we got to see just regular authentic racism though. That was pretty cool, but.

• 42:29Adam Friedland?

  What? Nick said, did something to you? Nick said something to you?

• 42:32Speaker 02

  No, no, it was chill. I think I went to a museum and then we went to, me and we didn't really hang out.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. I don't, yeah, I didn't do shit. I stayed in the hotel.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  I went to the football game.

• 42:40Speaker 03

  He was using his, uh, uh, uh, what do you call it? Apple vision pro. I was, I spent the entire time in the hotel room doing almost nothing. I think I went to the lobby and I got like nine black teas, which was nice. The Aloft has black tea instead of, well, they have coffee also, but they had black tea. That was big for me. And then I read about Syria on my phone.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. You were mourning Assad.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  Well, I get off.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  A lot going on.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  I get off the stage on Saturday and I go to shake Nick's hand. He goes, Assad just got murdered. And then he walks away and goes.

• 43:17Adam Friedland?

  He's done. He didn't get murdered.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. I thought he got murdered. I looked it up.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  I haven't seen any evidence that he's alive. They said, oh, you arrived in Russia, but we haven't seen anything from the guy. We haven't, you know.

• 43:27Speaker 02

  I don't know anything.

• 43:28Adam Friedland?

  He needs to get on TikTok.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  Who's in Syria? All I know is there's Kurdish people and then there's serious Syrian, Syrian people.

• 43:36Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they're serious.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  The other Syrian people.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  I wrote an article like 11 years ago as that mommy blogger where it's like, you're, the media is seriously just calling these people Kurds.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  And just being outraged that there's no, that that's not against the style guide rules. That you're, that in an actual article, you're just referring to them as Kurds.

• 44:01Adam Friedland?

  That's so funny.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  What if you're racist to Kurds? What do you call them? I mean, that's already...

• 44:05Speaker 02

  That's already a really good slur.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know. It's like, I don't...

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's got all the...

• 44:09Speaker 03

  I hate these fucking...

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Kurds.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Kurdish. Yeah, I guess that's...

• 44:14Speaker 02

  That sounds bad.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 44:15Adam Friedland?

  Jews is kinda similar to that. What are you talking about?

• 44:18Speaker 03

  Jews already, like, it's kind of a slur name. These fucking Jews. I mean, that sounds great.

• 44:24Adam Friedland?

  I think it sounds, I think it sounds good.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it sounds good, dude.

• 44:27Adam Friedland?

  Sounds like juice.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's what I mean.

• 44:30Adam Friedland?

  Everyone loves juice.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  You can't, like, come up with something.

• 44:33Adam Friedland?

  Oh, guys, my, uh, my interview with Destiny is out now on, uh, our channel. If you haven't seen it, it's a thrilling conversation that we had.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  Are you the one that's...

• 44:42Speaker 03

  And more, and more to come.

• 44:43Adam Friedland?

  I would know that. It was on my penis. You're gonna say that?

• 44:45Speaker 02

  That's what I was gonna say. I didn't know if you were the one who was having gay sex with this.

• 44:47Adam Friedland?

  Clearly an uncircumcised penis.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  More to come.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  I didn't know!

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Hassan Piker also in the mix?

• 44:52Adam Friedland?

  We also have the Hassan Piker episode from months ago, which is still at our editor's house who won't pick up the phone. Literally. I'm not even making up an excuse. Steven has not picked up the phone.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  Which one is Hassan Piker? Is that the, uh...

• 45:05Adam Friedland?

  Sexiest socialist streamer.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, okay.

• 45:08Adam Friedland?

  The three S's.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. I only know, I'll be honest with you, I've been listening to Chapo Trap House for years. I don't know which one is Virgil. Don't know which one is Will.

• 45:16Adam Friedland?

  Virgil is the main guy and he's still on it.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Virgil's the Chinese one.

• 45:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Virgil's Chinese?

• 45:20Speaker 03

  He kinda started the thing.

• 45:21Adam Friedland?

  That's why I have the shows in Chinese.

• 45:22Adam Friedland?

  What are the comments saying on that? Cause it just, it just came out five minutes ago. The comments positive?

• 45:28Adam Friedland?

  What are they saying?

• 45:30Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 45:32Adam Friedland?

  Who said that?

• 45:35Adam Friedland?

  Butt Fucker, thank you for your comment. Now I'm gonna look at it and it's gonna be like...

• 45:39Speaker 02

  Shout out, shout out to the chat.

• 45:40Adam Friedland?

  Adam actually makes Destiny look nice.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Should y'all put, uh, are y'all gonna get Ben Shapiro on the pod?

• 45:47Speaker 03

  I would love to.

• 45:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  I mean, I saw him this weekend at synagogue.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  I open for some black conservatives, uh, who now do stand up, the Hodge Twins.

• 45:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, we talked about him briefly.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's crazy, cuz sold out crowd.

• 46:00Adam Friedland?

  Destiny, I went to his, uh, channel yesterday, his number one video is with that black pastor who's like, I hate black people. Have you seen that guy?

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck, man. I don't, he's like a New York guy, too.

• 46:11Adam Friedland?

  Uh, no, he's like, uh, no, he's like from the south or something, but.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Or is he, uh?

• 46:16Adam Friedland?

  You've seen this guy, right?

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Mark, whatever?

• 46:18Adam Friedland?

  Uh, no, no.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  It's dead.

• 46:20Adam Friedland?

  Destiny, uh, his channel, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna look right now. Yeah, his number one video is with, uh, oh yeah, that guy Jesse Lee Peterson, you know this guy? Who's like, he's like, uh.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:35Adam Friedland?

  He's like, black people suck.

• 46:37Speaker 02

  He's like a black conservative, yeah.

• 46:38Adam Friedland?

  No, no, but he's just like, uh, he hates black people.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, him, Charleston White.

• 46:41Adam Friedland?

  But he looks like, but like, uh, I guess I was, someone told me, who was it? It was maybe Sam Hyde said this when I was in Providence, but he looks like he's in, like, you know, like, they have those, like, super hyper realistic, like latex.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  He doesn't look black.

• 46:55Adam Friedland?

  He looks like, yeah, it looks kinda like someone is.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  He looks like that guy on, uh, Twitter who makes people black and Chinese, like, he looks like.

• 47:02Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, like those makeup people?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  That's exactly what he looks like, he's like, this is what you'd look like if you were black, and he's like, I'll just stay black.

• 47:07Adam Friedland?

  But, yeah, I guess.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Look at this guy's face, that's not how black people are supposed to look.

• 47:12Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not normal.

• 47:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Yeah, he looks like, yeah, it looks like the Six Flags guy, but is painted black. It looks like the da, da, da, da, da, da, da, without, like.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  He looks like when they painted his skin, they didn't have brown, and they were like, we just gotta throw.

• 47:26Adam Friedland?

  But his whole thing is just like, i- i- if it is a white guy saying like, black people are the worst, it's just the long. He's tricked all these people.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  Longest bit, yeah.

• 47:34Adam Friedland?

  Like, he pulled it off, you know?

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Reddit comments.

• 47:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. The people pulled it off.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Somebody forgets to switch accounts, that's always the best.

• 47:42Adam Friedland?

  I guess, uh, I guess people like it.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Oh, it's good.

• 47:46Adam Friedland?

  It's like Adam interviewing himself, I don't know about that.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:49Adam Friedland?

  I'm much better.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Is he, is Destiny like really small?

• 47:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he's, he's shorter than me, but most people are. Finally, a black person on the show, that's funny, huh, huh, huh?

• 48:00Adam Friedland?

  Uh, so what?

• 48:01Speaker 02

  When Destiny was sucking your cock, how, tell us how that felt?

• 48:04Adam Friedland?

  I, come on dude, why? We're not gonna gay bash this guy. The thing is, is like, a lot of like, the socialist people that don't like him are like,

• 48:15Speaker 02

  They're gay bashing?

• 48:15Adam Friedland?

  They're going gay bash, which is like, it's, come on.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  That's kinda dumb. Do you know there's a rapper, he's one of my favorite rappers, his name's Isaiah Rashad, and, uh, he got caught-

• 48:24Adam Friedland?

  He's gay, yeah.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got caught with two white guys sucking his dick. And then, he played it off so smooth, he was just like, sometimes you gotta get sucked off. And I was like, that's real.

• 48:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  That's really real.

• 48:34Adam Friedland?

  That's what Destiny kinda alpha'd it.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, he did.

• 48:37Adam Friedland?

  He came out, he was like, yeah, you gotta just laugh at the memes.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's like, alright, so I got hit. Are you getting hit? Exactly.

• 48:43Adam Friedland?

  I think, I think it was my influence, cause we had this debate, uh, or, you know, I would say showdown debate where I kind of, I trounced him, you'll see it in the episode, but, um, we had it two days before it leaked, and I think probably I had inspired that kind of alpha style response, just by, from our discourse.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I did it. He saw, he felt your raw masculinity, and said, what would Adam want you to do?

• 49:04Adam Friedland?

  The interesting thing was that I asked him about like, cause he did that stream where he, for eight hours, he detailed the, like, miss, the true, like, the, the, like, fake news about his divorce. And I said, like, why do you do, like, like, why do you have to explain it to the people that like your politics debates? And he's like, that's the nature of streaming. And I was like, I think it kind of maybe.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:26Adam Friedland?

  Kind of maybe it's like, makes you answerable.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Is Destiny the guy who, like, his wife got fucked by?

• 49:32Adam Friedland?

  In a polyamory thing, and then she left him for her boyfriend.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, okay. I only know about this stuff like tangentially, like, you could tell me whatever and I'd believe it.

• 49:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you know, like, I, I think that-

• 49:44Speaker 03

  I feel like finding success on YouTube is a guaranteed recipe for your marriage being destroyed.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  Has to be.

• 49:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  It's, it's like-

• 49:52Speaker 02

  It's not a, it's not a normal level of-

• 49:53Speaker 03

  YouTube has a 100% kill rate for marriages.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  It's not a normal level of, like, being famous. You're not like Timothy Chalamet, or whatever.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  You make a lot of Timothy Chalamet rappers.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  I wanna fuck Timothy Chalamet.

• 50:03Adam Friedland?

  He's just like-

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Zoom in, zoom in, no, just kidding.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  You know, like, I'm at fucking McDonald's, I'm sitting there, I'm eating a burger, I'm like, this, wow, this thing, this reminds me of Timothy Chalamet.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Why just, uh-

• 50:13Speaker 03

  The way he's good at acting, this burger reminds me of-

• 50:15Adam Friedland?

  I get that feeling, I get that feeling.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  Who's the other famous guy right now? James Butler, is that his name? Austin Butler?

• 50:20Adam Friedland?

  James Bond.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  James Bond.

• 50:22Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, James Bond.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got James Bond, you got Timothy Chalamet.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  I don't know celebrities, I know Destiny and then Timothy Chalamet.

• 50:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, those are, those are kind of the two hoes.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  It's a very ghetto name. It's a.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 50:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, Timothy shit, well, yeah. If it was like their apostrophe between the two.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  Instead of the accent agrav or whatever.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  It's like Megan Thee Stallion, Timothy Chalamet, they're the same names, yeah. Same ass.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, same ass. It would be funny if he had a giant ass.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Thick ass, dude.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, he weighs eighty pounds otherwise, but he's got just a dumper on him.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Dumper on him, BBL, yeah.

• 50:58Adam Friedland?

  You know, she got paid five million dollars by Kamala to do one song at the Atlanta rally?

• 51:04Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 51:05Adam Friedland?

  My, when my dad found that out, cause he gave like twenty-five dollars, he feels like he's like top benefactors of the campaign. He's like, they were paying the celebrities? I was like, yeah, of course they were.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  That's so wild.

• 51:16Adam Friedland?

  He's like, now, now, now he's mad. Now he's mad.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  They paid all that money, people were really mad about it, I was like, it's just a little bit of ass. Like, come on, people.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  What do you mean, the money, or?

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Just, well, before anyone knew about the money, I knew a lot of people were upset that Megan Thee Stallion was twerking on stage or whatever.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  I didn't think she was throwing that much ass, I thought she just was dancing.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  I didn't even see that, I don't, yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  I watched it a lot.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  I didn't see people that were, that were mad about it, yeah. I, I only saw people were mad that Beyonce didn't do a song.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was mad about that.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Cause that, I mean, if you're paying Beyonce, I don't wanna, I, I like Beyonce a lot, but I wanna hear her do the Beyonce thing.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  She's a great artist.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:56Adam Friedland?

  Hopefully she does it at the trial for Jay-Z.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  You think when he threw up that little hand sign, like the, the rock, he's like, yeah, he's, he's that young boy's ass?

• 52:05Speaker 03

  It's like, you remember this thing? It's like the, the hole, the hole from Porky's?

• 52:10Adam Friedland?

  Where did that come from?

• 52:13Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  This is what a pussy looks like. I'm like, it doesn't look like that at all. But I mean, in 4th grade, I would believe it.

• 52:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:30Adam Friedland?

  I think it does look like a pussy.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I don't know what you've seen, but that's very scary if you think that's like a pussy. Don't.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Maybe one of these new ones they got now.

• 52:39Adam Friedland?

  You know that with gay guys? There's a term for gay guys that got C-sections that have just never touched pussy.

• 52:46Speaker 03

  Platinum star.

• 52:47Adam Friedland?

  Platinum star, yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  Platinum star, yeah.

• 52:49Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. It's disgusting. Homosexual. Just kidding, dude.

• 52:55Speaker 03

  I think platinum star should be reserved for the guy that wrote Wicked the Musical. And then they have to have some other thing. You know what I mean?

• 53:05Speaker 02

  He's king of the gays.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  I think that's, yeah, writing the Wicked Musical. Like, imagine setting out and be like, "Look, I'm gay, I'm out of the closet, but what if I did the gayest thing?"

• 53:18Speaker 03

  What if I set out to be the Neil Armstrong?

• 53:21Speaker 02

  That's so funny. He's in a 60 mean game, like, we can take it to new levels.

• 53:25Adam Friedland?

  I consider myself the gayest man of all time.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  This is one delicate step for a man.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  I don't know. I was trying to think of a The term where you jump up and spin. What is that called?

• 53:46Speaker 02

  Pirouette?

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, one giant pirouette.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  For homosexuality.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  For mankind, yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  That's dope.

• 53:54Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  How do you, uh, have you seen?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Wicked was great, by the way.

• 53:59Adam Friedland?

  I wanna see it now.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  Nobody asked me. But it was great.

• 54:02Adam Friedland?

  I wanna see it dude, it sounds cool.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Have you seen any other musicals?

• 54:05Speaker 03

  I bought the ticket and then I saw afterwards it was two hours and forty minutes and I'm like, this is fucking, you have no respect for people's time.

• 54:13Adam Friedland?

  And it flew by?

• 54:13Speaker 03

  This is fucking insane. Not only did it fly by, you get to the hour, the end of two hours and forty minutes and it says, "To be continued."

• 54:20Adam Friedland?

  Hell yeah.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  And then things like, fuck yes!

• 54:23Adam Friedland?

  You wanted more.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 54:24Adam Friedland?

  You wanted more.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  I don't, uh, yeah, but no, I didn't feel bored at any point.

• 54:29Adam Friedland?

  What was your favorite song from it?

• 54:30Speaker 03

  That's the funny thing. I don't recall a single song. I walked out of the theater and my head's just filled with like,

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Glee.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  Well, like, like, like royalty free musical, like, "You can do the best that you can do." That's not one of the songs in the movie.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  You felt genuinely happy watching this, I love this.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  I don't know if I felt genuinely happy, but it was like, you know, I mean,

• 54:51Speaker 02

  A great experience, yeah.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  It was engrossing, it was, you know, for going to see the film adaptation of Wizard of Oz musical.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  It didn't disappoint me.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  That's great. I still haven't seen it and I really wanna go see it, cuz you've talked about it like the whole pot and I,

• 55:07Speaker 03

  That's what podcasting is, nothing fucking else has happened in my life. When I sit here and be like, "Oh, I thought I was done wiping the other day, but I wasn't."

• 55:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta keep going.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the only other thing that's happening.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Brown, brown, brown, brown red, then you stop.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:20Adam Friedland?

  No, but what if you have beets dude?

• 55:23Speaker 02

  What about them?

• 55:24Speaker 03

  You know, that goes away if you eat beets regularly.

• 55:26Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 55:26Speaker 03

  That's people who go, "Oh, well beets, you know, they turn in your pee and your shit red." Like, yeah, if you're new. If you're eating them all the time, it goes back to normal.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  So you get a little beet powder every morning?

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Keep you rock hard, brother.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Really?

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Throughout the day.

• 55:40Adam Friedland?

  You stay hard all day?

• 55:41Speaker 02

  All day. You should be hard all day. A lot of people say you have a morning wood, you should have a daytime wood.

• 55:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  I'm hard right now.

• 55:48Adam Friedland?

  I have, under my boxers, condom on, hard.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  They call that a red star gay.

• 55:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they go,

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Always hard.

• 55:54Adam Friedland?

  They call it, they call it a chocolate starfish gay.

• 55:59Adam Friedland?

  They call it a chocolate starfish hot dog flavored water gay.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  Hard star.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  Hard star.

• 56:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Hard star gay.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:06Adam Friedland?

  Um,

• 56:07Speaker 03

  It is very funny watching movies, you know, a musical adaptation, cuz you got five hundred people on the screen at all times. And then you just look in the background and see somebody that's like, "I'm in the Wicked musical."

• 56:17Speaker 02

  I'm a dude.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Fucking crushing. They're fine in the Wicked musical movie.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Look at me now, man.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  I know, right. Yeah, they're really.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  That being an actor in that movie made a gay guy's day.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Oh, for sure.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  They made it their life, yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Well, not even, you can tell some of them, they're like probably mean to their friends about it, like they didn't deserve it. You know, they all see him in it, and they're like, fuck, fuck this fucking guy, dude.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Wicked.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  This piece of shit. You know, just a smug.

• 56:44Speaker 02

  What was your favorite scene from the, from Wicked, you think?

• 56:46Speaker 03

  I, probably the end when she gets the broom and flies away, that's pretty cool.

• 56:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, how did she get the, what, what, how did she earn the broom?

• 56:53Speaker 03

  The, the broom kinda just comes to her.

• 56:55Adam Friedland?

  She just does this thing?

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, she does, and they're, they're running away, cause they sick the guards, the monkey guards after, uh.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  They're called African Americans, by the way.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  No, they're monkeys, in this one.

• 57:05Adam Friedland?

  No one says African American anymore.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Well, it is funny, cause the movie is, the movie is obviously, it's like, you know, the Wicked Witch is a, a black actress, Ariana Grande, she's, you know, a WAP, you know, they have a lot of diversity.

• 57:16Adam Friedland?

  She was black for a while there.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Oh, Ariana Grande?

• 57:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, she had like kind of a.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  Well, you know, you gotta, I mean, I'll be honest with you, putting a Dago in the lead role of a movie, that's like, now we've gone a little bit too far, you know?

• 57:28Adam Friedland?

  You got this gay guy writing this musical for, for, for some sort of WAP.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  This fucking greasy, fucking Italian.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Haven't heard that slur in ages, that's amazing.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  You know, it's like, I don't, I understand the other races have felt, you know, a lot of oppression, right?

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  And Asian American didn't win an Academy Award until last year, or whatever.

• 57:46Adam Friedland?

  So you're telling me it had an all-black cast?

• 57:48Speaker 03

  But some, now Italians are like, oh, and what about us, why don't we get a little fucking piece of diversity pie?

• 57:54Speaker 02

  Give me a broom.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  It's like, no, you missed your chance. You missed your chance to be part of all of this, you had the opportunity for 50 years and you blew it, so if we're excluding anybody, it should be Italian-Americans.

• 58:06Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  But, you know.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  If they could make any casting change, would you?

• 58:10Speaker 03

  Well, here's the thing, the nut, the Munchkins are not dwarves anymore.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  They're just regular, say, people?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  They have a handicap woman, they've got all different types, but then the Munchkins, now they swapped it all for people with red hair. Because, because that was probably a difficult conversation, you're like, look, we need Munchkins in this. But like, is it fucked up to have, like, imagine if the original Wizard of Oz, right?

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  They had a group of people that were just called the N-words, and it was like white guys in blackface, and then they remade the movie, and they're like, well, we can't change the name.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  For whatever reason, they, we still have to keep the name, the N word. So it's still the slur. It's still the munchions.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  But now.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  But we don't want to associate it with them. So we're gonna make people think that that means people with red hair.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Just swapping a letter, not calling them gingers.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

• 59:04Adam Friedland?

  You know, yeah, the gingers are like kind of going away in Hollywood right now.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  Are they?

• 59:10Adam Friedland?

  They said as like.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  Maybe that's what it was in.

• 59:12Adam Friedland?

  As representation.

• 59:14Speaker 03

  Cause I, I tell you, there's like, there's like fifty, there's like fifty people with red hair.

• 59:17Adam Friedland?

  Like, yeah, with the, with the inclusion, like, like with Hollywood's push for inclusivity. Uh, redheads have like precipitously dropped. Yeah.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. I've always felt like redheads were the black people of white people. So.

• 59:31Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. The Wakandans.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Cause they got the fattest asses. Am I right, big dog? Come on now. Up top, Adam.

• 59:37Adam Friedland?

  Exactly. Carrot tops. Yeah.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Malcolm X had red hair. Did you know that?

• 59:42Speaker 02

  He did. They never showed pictures of, that's why he was mad.

• 59:44Adam Friedland?

  Cause it was black and white. I was shocked. I found that out.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Black ginger.

• 59:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  I would have been pissed in Harlem, in the fucking 50s. Do you know how bad he got bullied?

• 59:53Speaker 03

  They were calling him Ronald McDonald.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Oh, God, dude, that guy got bullied out the ass by everyone. They're like, why was he mad? I was like, he had red hair in the 50s.

• 1:00:01Adam Friedland?

  That would drive me to Islam.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  God damn.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. What's that thing where Afghan guys dye their beard red? Have you ever seen that?

• 1:00:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Nobody's that.

• 1:00:09Adam Friedland?

  They, on Fulton, there were a bunch of guys have that, yeah.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:00:13Adam Friedland?

  It's with Henna. They use like Henna to like dye their beard.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  But in Afghanistan, they do that.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  Is that the guy from, uh, uh, uh, System of a Down?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  No, that's.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:00:24Adam Friedland?

  No, yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  You're thinking, you're thinking of the guys that are locked up in the Warner Brothers Tower.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh.

• 1:00:32Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, the Animaniacs.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  There we go. Yeah.

• 1:00:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Good guys. Good guys.

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Adam Friedland?

  Oh, boy. Pete, how you feeling, dude?

• 1:00:42Adam Friedland?

  I'm exhausted.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  You're at late night, you had to come back here.

• 1:00:45Adam Friedland?

  I, well, yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  You were up at four?

• 1:00:47Adam Friedland?

  Pete and I came back in at 2 a.m. last night.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:00:50Adam Friedland?

  Cause there was probably the sound for the Destiny thing, but now it's out.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  And he put him, he caught himself, he made the mistake of announcing, "It's up."

• 1:00:57Adam Friedland?

  It's up. Announce it, well, first of all, I couldn't announce it with a-

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  You can't do that until you're clicking, you're clicking public on there.

• 1:01:04Adam Friedland?

  The Luigi Mangione story on Monday, I didn't want to lose this event.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:08Adam Friedland?

  In that maelstrom, right? So I was like, let's give it two days. And then we uploaded it yesterday. No, no, it was the, the issue was the Penny and Mangione had delayed our episode and it was not my fault.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  You upload something to YouTube, it takes you while the sound's fucked up, you gotta take it down, you gotta put it back up.

• 1:01:24Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  You gotta wait two days for the content thing.

• 1:01:27Adam Friedland?

  Thank God, yeah. Well, yeah, we had to wait for, cause our channel has some sort of like, we automatically get checked for, uh, content, uh, approval, so it usually takes like 24 hours for our channel.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  I think it's because when we started the show, the very first one, I said something about the vaccine.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  That'll do it.

• 1:01:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  And they put that flag on there and then they just do it.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  I didn't even think I said anything critical. I think I just said-

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  If you say vaccine.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, you say vaccine, yeah.

• 1:01:53Adam Friedland?

  Um, anyway, I gotta, I gotta bed or something. I'm fucking dying. Are we good? Guys, it's been a pleasure. How long are you in town for?

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  I'm in town till Sunday, doing a couple of spots, hanging out.

• 1:02:06Adam Friedland?

  You hungry? You wanna get food?

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's go get some.

• 1:02:08Adam Friedland?

  I was gonna say, if you were here on Monday, um, you could do Funny Moms, but-

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  I leave, I'm sorry.

• 1:02:15Adam Friedland?

  Maybe change your flight?

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  I could. I really want to change my flight, cause I don't want to leave. No, no, no, I have to leave.

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  You should sell your plane ticket and get like a cool van or something.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Something I have to do.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Drive down there and fix it on the way, you know, so you keep, you're restoring it.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  It'd be kinda sick.

• 1:02:31Adam Friedland?

  Alright, I'll see you on Blue Sky then.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Adam Friedland?

  I'll see you on Democrat Twitter.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's go.

• 1:02:35Adam Friedland?

  Thanks, nice to meet you.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Thank y'all for having me, man.

• 1:02:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's been a pleasure.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:38Adam Friedland?

  We'll see you next week, folks. Check out the Destiny interview.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  Oh, and also, one more thing, uh, when I leave, I'll be taking my stuff home in this beautiful backpack.

• 1:02:49Adam Friedland?

  That Ridge backpack, baby.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  No. It was sent, was sent to me by Ridge, my good friends at Ridge.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  My friend Sean at Ridge, who Adam does not know, he's not on a first-name basis with, and has made no effort to reach out to them, say thank you for their support over the years. But this thing is, I mean, it's, I've had Ridge Backpack for years, but they've added a shelf system. Michael, did you hear that? They got a shelf system in this thing.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  So, yeah, there's, there's, yeah, there's a shelf in here, and it's adjustable. So I have it set to a height where my water bottle just sits right in there, and it doesn't go too far down into the bag, which I hate, because then I'm fucking digging in there, especially on a plane, I fly a lot.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  This front packet, pocket, the Kindle Paperwhite slides perfect, perfectly into it. Yeah.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Can I get, can I get the, the other one that they sent?

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Uh, they did not send another one.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  I had special, they sent me all the luggage, too. It's all the same color.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  I'll take a luggage.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

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