Chatty Chatty, Bang Bang

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bad friends. I'm doing a bunch of shows. First off, Bobby and I, The Bad Friends Live, are gonna be at Netflix as a joke fest here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater down by SoFi. That's May 8th. Get your tickets right now. Then I'll be down in Del Mar at The Sound in San Diego, bro. Surf's up, June 28th. I'm doing two shows, early and a late show. And then July 24th, I'm at the Ameristar Casino in St. Charles, Missouri, which might as well be St. Louis, Missouri. Come out and see me. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. andrewsantino.com.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody, Bobby Lee here. You know, I shot a special, and so I'm gonna do the finale tour before the special comes out. I want to be in Detroit, 424. Indianapolis, 425. Montclair, 51. Atlantic City, 52. Just go to my website and check out the other day. It's Medford, 53. San Antonio, 515. And go check it out. It's gonna be a theater tour, my first one. And come see me live. Go to bobbylee.live.

• 1:27Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:29Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:31Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:36Speaker 03

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:37Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  It smells like dog food in here.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Ruck, ruck! Bobby just got here. I just got here. I yelled at the host for putting the mic stand low. You know how they try to get a laugh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm small?

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  I've done, I do that.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  I know. And it makes me so angry. But I won't yell at you. But I want, if you ever do that again, I'll rip you. Oh, I've gotten that from you. Yeah, yeah. The low voice. Because it's, because it's, it's, it's trying to get a laugh that I'm short, right? But it's not my laugh. It's their laugh! You know what I mean? It's their residue laugh.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, leftover laugh.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's leftover laugh. When they're not even on stage, they're trying to get a laugh.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  And they're in the back going, huh. I made the mic store look, you know? I bet you Brad gets that, Williams.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, I do the opposite for him. When Brad follows me at the store, I put it as high as I can.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  That's, see, that's the same thing. It's the same thing.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  But it's funny.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  For you.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  For all of us.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  For Brad, it's...

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  For Brad, it's a whole extra thing he has to do.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  That's funny, dude.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  For me, it's a, you know what I mean? I have, I get a laugh.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  But then I have to go, huh, I'm small. Do that face like, oh, God made me. Right? And then Brad has to bring it down.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's funny.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  It's for, for the person before, but it's not our laugh.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  All right. You know what? We're not gonna do any, no more funny stuff. No more comedy. I think we're done with comedy.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  All weekend long. All weekend long.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, is that...

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh my gosh, Brad left his toothbrush here at the studio.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did. Yeah, and his pen, and his pen. Another thing is, um...

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Get it off your chest.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  When, like, one time I was in the OR and Steve Byrne, halfway during myself, grabbed the mic from the side of the stage and walked, walked up on stage. And then goes, "Let's do a duo.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Let's play with the crowd." And that made me so mad.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  This is very funny. You know, he, at San Francisco, at the last time I just played Punch, he showed up and he came on stage. At the end of my...

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you ask him to come up? Or did he just come up on stage?

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  He just came up.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  No, are you being real?

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm being serious.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  But I welcomed him with open arms, I thought it was...

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't welcome with open arms.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  You didn't want it?

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  He's half Korean.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's not a full...

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  He's not full.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta be a full. To pull that kind of stunt, you gotta be a full.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta be a full.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  I actually totally agree.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It, no, because it's like, I'm in the middle of a setup and all of a sudden, "What's up?" Without asking, and it's just like, I, I don't like that.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Also, from a, from a outsider's perspective, it looks like your Korean uncle, who's got it together, because he wears a suit, is coming to like...

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  Talk you down a little bit?

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Let me do comedy for you.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Because he wears suits.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  And we wear clothes.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I also don't like this, I just realized, right?

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  God, give it to me, give me the, I don't like...

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you the, the feature smile.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  So what happens is you're backstage. I just played the San Jose Improv. And Ramsey Badawi had a really good set before me. And so there's a curtain and he opens it and he has a smile.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  At you?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like he knows he killed, right? And he go, if you do feature smiles again.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  No feature smiles.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I need a frown. I know how well you did. I heard it.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  I tell my features, no smiling at all, no comedy. I say, go up there, say hello.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Tell people where you're from.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Tell them the favorite foods you have.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  And that's it. And then get off.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  Bring up the headliner.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  And then the last thing I want to, can I just get it off my chest?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  I love stuff on your chest. Pause.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you being real?

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I want you to get it off your chest.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  I hate needy hosts.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Was that good?

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  So at a local.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Was I funny?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  No, at a local, you know, nice girl. She's already, I already brutally, you know, I mean, verbalized it to her.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, then so should we be talking about it?

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I could just be vague about it.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna ruminate feelings again then for her. She's gonna hear this 100% and be like, that's about me.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  No, maybe it's gonna teach her a lesson.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Teach.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Did she bomb?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  No, she did great.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, then, okay.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  No, she's great. I think she has a future.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  I do!

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  You're not selling me on it.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but can I?

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Be a car salesman. She has a future?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Well.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  How is this?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  I was, welcome to open mic night lot.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  The open mic night lot.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's at the lot?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have many new, new open up micers here.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  All new, new, new, new?

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we've got, um, look at this one. This is a. This one's called Catbird. Really quick.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  Snappy.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's like, you know, I mean, it's an engine that grows.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, it's a slim design, right? And it creates food.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  Cause she was a chef. She was. No, she was married to a chef.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  No, she was a chef.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  She was a chef.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  She was a Michelin star chef.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  She worked at Michelin star restaurants as a chef.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  That doesn't make you a Michelin star chef, cause you worked at a fucking.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  She poured water.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Peach and water.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Basil's. At the end.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  The last line person that does the herbs or whatever.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  She goes, "Water up!"

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes, scoop of, uh...

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  Water up, bing!

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Scoop of caviar on top.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Just one little caviar scoop.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And the chef goes, "Too much caviar!"

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  What are you fucking doing?

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, anyway, um...

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Get it off your chest.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  So this is, Cap Bird, um, this is another model we have, okay?

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Is it foreign?

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  No, it's black. It's a black sleek color, Devantray.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is, this is a good car.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a gray car.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fast.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  It's the, it's also the best selling.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be, yeah.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This car, though...

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna love this car. This car right here, right?

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, it doesn't look like it.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  It asks a lot of questions.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Too many questions.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Knight Rider.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  It talks the whole time?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  It talks the whole time.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  You can't turn it off?

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Hello," you know what I mean? "You're driving too fast." "All of the rules," you know what I mean? Yeah, it talks a lot.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  It talks a lot.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no off button.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's no switch?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  No. Unless you turn it off.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  Unless you're ready.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's talking to itself at night, you know what I mean? But, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Maybe it'll run out of gas.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  But it's a lot of like, you know what I mean? You know, "So what, how do I make it to this? How do I do this?"

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Inquisitive.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Inquisitive, like, you know what I mean? "How do you make it?" You know what I mean? "Who, how do we get an a- agent?" This and that, you know what I mean? And then it's like, you know, you have to go, "Hey, hey, hey, stop."

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  You have to have that conversation of like, you know, you know.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm the polar opposite. I'm like, "I'll give you an Excel spreadsheet on how to do everything that you're asking me to do."

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I did, I, I, I did tell her what to do.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  You did? You gave her the hints?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I gave her, like, "This is what you do," and then, but I, I don't think that she got what I was saying.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can lead a horse to water, uh, but it'll eventually be glue.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  That's what they say, that's the saying.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Meanwhile, Carlos is wearing a win hat.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 'cause you guys were at the win.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  You bought that hat? Or they give us those hats?

• 8:58Speaker 03

  No, I bought it. I like, I got the same one at Caesar's years ago.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  I know, I remember the Caesar's hat.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  I like the specific hat.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  It's, uh, I have my circus circus hat at home.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I should have brought it in.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  Fancy to get that stratosphere hat.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere I go in the casino.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Where's fucking Bobby, bro?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Where's Bobby?

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  I get that every time at the airport.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Why can't we make a shirt that says, "Where's Bobby?"

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Where's Santino?

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  We should make sure to say, "Where's Bobby?"

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  We had a great time. By the way, I had a conversation with my driver, my Uber driver on the way to the airport. So nice, so nice, but I was very tired.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  We had a long weekend. I just kinda wanted to chill, and he was chatty chatty. Inquisitive. He was chatty chatty bang bang. He was very inquisitive.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't know the rules?

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  What you do?

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  What do I do?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  I open with a statement.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  You say, "I don't wanna talk."

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  What do you say?

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hey dude, I'm gonna be listening to music, so if you need anything, just, you know what I mean?

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  That's smart.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Put your hand up.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  But he was a fan.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  But my earphones aren't even on.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm not listening to anything.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so the Uber driver, super nice guy, he's a big fan, loves Bad Friends, loves you.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  He vocalized it.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Verbally?

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Or through hand language or?

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  It was non-verbal.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  It was non-verbal?

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Through facial expressions?

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  He goes, "Bad Friends."

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's verbal.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  He went?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Bad Friends. Yeah.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, this is Bad Friends, and?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he did that?

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  He said he loved us.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  And then he was talking, and I said, he was talking, he was like, "Oh, I just drove back from LA, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." He's like, "I've been in the car for like 30 hours or something like that." I was like, "Oh, that's crazy." And he said, "I got a gift sent to me from my home country for my sister's wedding or something. I had to go pick it up." I said, "Oh, that's cool. Where originally are you from?" Pakistan. And immediately, I'm in like a mood, like he's trying to talk about, and I just, all I kept thinking about was those videos from Pakistan that's like, "Do you love Pakistan?" "Do you know those videos?" And I started talking, and he goes, "I love those videos." "One day, I'm going to be pilot." I, dude, "What will you do for Pakistan?" And so I'm literally just yelling at him like that in the car.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm not even letting get another word out. I keep going, "I love, Pakistan is great." And then he goes, "I have no problem with that. I'm Pakistani. I have Indian friends."

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  And he, so he's opened up this gate. I'm like, "Oh, no, I just think the videos are funny." He's like, "No, but I understand there's a lot of hatred in the world right now, as far as..." And I was like, "Oh, no, I think he..."

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  And he goes, "And I'm Muslim." And he goes, "My barber is Jewish." And I was, and then he start keep talking. I go, "Jewish barber."

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever Jewish barber?

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Is that a thing?

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  I mean, what a disappointment for the family.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Does that Jewish barber go to another, an American barber to attack the Muslim guy?

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  No, but he says, I'm Muslim. And he goes, well, I'm not a practicing.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  He's like, I'm not like, you know, praying five times a day. And then that logged in my brain for the rest of the time. I couldn't hear what he was saying. Five times is a lot of times.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  A day, he says he prays five times a day?

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore. It's exhausting.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  But also, why would they do that? Why not breakfast, lunch and dinner? It's called Fajr, sunrise, Duhur, Assir, Maghrib and Isya.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  But the thing is, is that it can be quick.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  All right, do a prayer right now. Go. That's it?

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  What? You are facing east.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how quick was that prayer?

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  That was really good.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  And if I did that five times.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's over.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  If Bobby, if Bobby was Muslim.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  And had to pray.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  You know the little rug that they have?

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Imagine how he would have the most like fancy vintage cool rug. He would have to have the dopest rug out of all the rugs.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  It would be the high end.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Mon- Moncler rug.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  It would be a fancy rug.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  Is that a Goyard prayer rug?

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it would be the dope.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  You would have a fancy rug.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And different brands though, too. I would do a Balenciaga.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  You'd switch it up.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  A Balenciaga rug, you know what I mean? Just for like a Friday, I'm about clubbing, you know what I mean? I would have a Moncler one. I would have a, um, if Golden Goose had a rug, that'd be cool.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  I guarantee you they'd make that.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  And then a made one rug where it's like kind of tattered and looking old school. You know what I mean? From like a 50s.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  It's a vintage.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a vintage but brand new rug.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you Muslim, dude.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll get Muslim.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Sign up. Sign up and go Muslim. Why not?

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, five times is a lot, you know?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  It's just a lot of times to stop and roll out together.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  I would probably go Zoroastrianism.

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  There's only like 600 of them on planet Earth. And I don't know exactly what they practice, but that seems like what? It's also before Christ. You mean so before Christianity?

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  You mean B.C.?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, B.C. So it's like, um, I think I would go with Zoroastrianism.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  That's how cocky Christians are.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  They name time before their own time.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  But it's still their time.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  B.C. still is us. You're like, well, Christ does not exist yet. They're like, I know, but it's still our time.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's always been.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  That's awesome. I mean, how do you feel about, um, I think I'm being affected about the world around me. What's the war and all that stuff?

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  I know. I was at Marshmallow nightclub last night. I don't know what's going on in the world, dude.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  We went out till 4:30.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Five in the morning.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable. What are we doing? We were at, they were like, you wanna go to Marshmallow? I was like, I, yeah, I guess.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, you went to Marshmallow, huh?

• 14:22Speaker 03

  I didn't go to that.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  He went to his room.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  I went to Sprinkles. I got cupcakes.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  You do? I see the Sprinkles.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  In San Jose.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  The Sprinkles cupcake vending machines, there's no way they're making money. You don't wanna buy it out of.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. That's, how long has it been in there?

• 14:37Speaker 04

  That's closed down.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's closed down?

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  They're all closed?

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 04

  L.A.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  But do you buy, do you buy, um, like headphones from the, from the kiosk?

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  So one time I did have to buy.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Because I forgot mine on a long trip.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  And I thought, who's buying it? I was. I was the guy, people, but.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  And I'm sitting there.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  And I'm ashamed.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  People, people passing by like, dude, who buys that?

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  But imagine like, you know, like when you buy a candy bar and it gets stuck, right? You're like, it's 60 cents, right?

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  But an AirPod.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  But doing an AirPod, a Bose, you know what I mean? AirPod. That's $300. Imagine that getting stuck. And you're like banging on the fucking machine. It's $300.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  You're buying Meta glasses and they're stuck?

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Imagine. Imagine a kid getting stuck in there. You know how they do in fucking those, um.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  They crawl through the thing?

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  The crane machine, the crane machine.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  How do they get it?

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Some nerd is in there, yeah, yeah. Some nerd kid is in there, you know what I mean?

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Some sweet little nerd.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  What, so San Jose was good?

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, uh.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  You love it up there.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I played that room for over 20 years and it's like, it's very comfortable. But it's, you know, it's the same thing where it's like.

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  I gotta do that place.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great club.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  I've never done it.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  I know. I just never did an improv run.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It's a theater. You'll love it.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I just mean I've only done a few improvs. I never really did a bunch of improvs.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  But you used to do that all the time.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm an improv guy.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  But you used to do San Jose like twice a year.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  It's a great audience, but um, you know how um, I've been going to the Comedy Store for so long that when I go in there, I feel nauseous.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Because it's, I've been there so long that it just kind of makes me want to go this again.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like there's a nausea that happens.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  You're losing the love of the store?

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I've always loved it, but it's just like, it's like, you know, um, going into your living room.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  I love my living room.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do? You don't feel nauseous?

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Sick in my house?

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  You can experience nausea from visiting the same place repeatedly due to several factors and conditioned responses, environmental triggers?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've had a lot of trauma at the store back in the day. I don't know, there's just something about that. But, but San Jose Improv has the same effect.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  You get nauseous when you go?

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  When I walk into the bit, I just feel nauseous.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not good.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  It's not good. It's just because I've been going there for so long and it's just like.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  You should stop then.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, I mean, maybe. I'm day nine not smoking.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  You guys, come on. That's a huge deal. Day nine is, I think they said, what's the day that you stop? What's like the crest? What day is like you finally get over the hump of not smoking? It's gotta be like two weeks. You gotta be getting close. I want this for you so bad. After the first week, okay, so seven to 10 days is, is when you're gonna start to clear up. And then two to four weeks, you're gonna be clean, ready to rock and roll.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So anyway, um, maybe that had something to do with it, but there's always a kind of a, it's, it's, um.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Also what bummed me out was, so the Friday first show, um, you know, it's a theater, so it's like, I, I go to the balcony and it's empty.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  No one's there.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  The show's not on yet?

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  No, it's starting.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  And you're on the balcony, no one, so it's not sold out upstairs?

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  It, they said it's all sold out.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  People buy tickets and don't show up all the time.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what happened was, um, this is a date a year ago, I'd never just showed up. I just didn't show up.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  You rescheduled it.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it was rescheduled, so all the tickets from that.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Transferred over this, right? So like, a lot of people just didn't show up.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, um, it bummed me out.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  I understand. Ah, the co- the fucking cookies, look at the cookies they little made for me, that's, the show was really nice. This one's kind of my favorite, I'm not gonna lie.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'll have the one with me on it.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny about this cookie? That's old Bob. Do you notice that?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  That's old Bob with long hair, old Bob. And I saw a video of you posted on the internet with old hair.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  Old Bob hair.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  And it made me miss the long hair.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm growing it up.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Cause I love when you have long hair.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  I, I am, I'm growing it up.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Cause old Bob hair, I like that, when it was that long, like I-

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's gonna, oh, it's gonna be long.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  There's videos when we first started this podcast.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Your hair was insane. Your hair was insane. You know who didn't get high this weekend? Carlos, he was a good boy, in Vegas no less.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  He does it behind your back.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  I smoked weed, remember I told you I was vaping it in the room?

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  You were?

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I told you. You said you're not doing anything.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what kind of boss are you, dude?

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Not a good one.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right behind your back, he even says it to you and you don't even fucking listen.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm a great boss.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  You're not a great boss.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm a good boss!

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not a good boss, dude, he's like-

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm a good boss!

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Your, your employee goes, "Hey, hey, boss, I'm smoking weed right in front of your face." Yeah. And you're like, "He didn't do any drugs this weekend." Yeah, yeah. You're a bad dad, dude.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to, I would not be a bad-

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a bad dad, dude.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you know why? Because I'm cool. Okay, I'm, you know what?

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Here's, here's the problem. Here's the problem.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  When he vapes, I don't know if it's weed or if it's-

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  But he just said he told you you he was gonna get-

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  I was not paying attention. I was busy-

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Wait, how did you say it? I'm Andrew. Now, look at me. Look at me, right? And what is Andrew doing?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Andrew goes, "You're being a good boy, right?" And I go-

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay, let me. "You're being a good boy, right?"

• 19:57Speaker 03

  He goes, uh, no, I forget what else he says, but I go-

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Just let me just say it the way you-

• 20:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Who cares what he said?

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Let him play the scene.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let me play the scene, right?

• 20:04Speaker 03

  All right, you're Andrew.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. "You're being a good boy, huh?"

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Your, your lip is bleeding.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, put some blood on your lip.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  It's fine, go.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I need blood.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  You got it. See, he, this is- An actor prepares.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I need blood.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  An actor prepares, and there's some red there. Yeah.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  "You're being a good boy, huh?"

• 20:31Speaker 03

  No, I'm just vaping weed, don't worry about it.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  That's what you did?

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  I was worried about my show, I was thinking about the set. What did I really say when you told me you were vaping?

• 20:41Speaker 03

  You said that that was worse than smoking joints.

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  What's in those fucking things?

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a thing you did know. You being, so you lied to me?

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

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• 21:31Andrew Santino?

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• 21:59Bobby Lee?

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• 22:04Andrew Santino?

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• 22:35Bobby Lee?

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• 22:45Andrew Santino?

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• 23:00Bobby Lee?

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• 23:04Andrew Santino?

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• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  That's quo.com/badfriends. QUO, no missed calls, no missed customers.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

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• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm going to an event, the Asian event.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love the Asian.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  The Golden Gala.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  The Golden Gala.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  And I got a shirt from Quince, okay? It's a blue Oxford button-up, Oxford button-up, right? It looks like a $2,000 piece of shirt. It's high-class. And that's why I bought it, I got a Quince shirt, I'm going to look fab.

• 23:38Andrew Santino?

  You're going to look way fab.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to look like I spent a lot of money.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

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• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  And the best part is their price is 50 to 60% less than similar brands. How Quince works directly with ethical factories and cuts out the middle So you're paying for quality, not brand markup. Everything is designed to last and make getting dressed easy.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

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• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

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• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Quince.com slash badfriends. I'm like at the San Jose Improv, right? They have a security guy that walks me to my hotel. And I'm like, I, stop.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they do that for, they do that.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't need, I know where to go.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're easily attackable.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  People attack you all the time.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but, like, the other rest of the day?

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  You're free.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm just walking around alone in the same area and stuff like that. Why in this specific incident?

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Because you're under their tutelage right there. You're under their, they, if you got hurted beyond them during that, when they're done with you.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  I think once I get out of the club, it's free.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I think it's like, you know what I mean? Our responsibly is over.

• 25:10Speaker 03

  You like it.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't, because I always tell them, like, please just stay here.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  But he does like to, um, smoke. Back in the day, he would smoke behind the security guard and walk and very like, like gallivant behind the security and like dart his eyes.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're sultry. Yeah, you did. When we were on tour, you'd be walking behind the security and you'd do this. You'd be like sexually smoking.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you never see me do that.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you would.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  You're pissing me off.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  Everyone's nodding. Everyone's fucking nodding.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're pissing me off. I've never done that.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  You would romantic.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never, I, I, okay, dude, I've never done this.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  That's not the face. No, don't do.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, what are you doing?

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  No, you, you would like cool, like, very like.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  But I, I'm, you're, you're doing this with your hand.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  You do, when you walk.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't. Do I?

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  When you walk with your cigarette, you kind of bob a little bit. And when you walk and then you'll smoke, then your eyes will be darting all romantically.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm listening to the Doobie Brothers or something.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I bop, dude, I bop when I listen to the Doobie Brothers.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  You're so, okay.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  You're Doobie Bobber.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Listen to the music. Dude, so it's like I'm doobie brothering it.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  It's romantic though.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's like, and I don't know if that's a security guard. You're saying the behind the security guard.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  You would walk behind.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm doobie brothering.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  You would do be brothering.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  So anyway, I took mushrooms last night.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Can you put that in?

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I felt amazing. It was.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  When was the last time you took mushrooms?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, a couple of weeks ago.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but was it a more of a dosage?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  This one was higher.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, much higher.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because I've been microdosing.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've been microdosing?

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  For my mental health.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm genuinely happy.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  And I heard, I heard it helps.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I do feel much better at night.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  When I microdose, I do feel like the end of the day, I don't have as much anxiety before I go to bed. Cause I used to lay awake in bed at night.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  I haven't come in three weeks.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Start microdosing, dude.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because it's Lexapro.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  Wait, really?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  So you can't nut?

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  I can't cut.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  What comes out?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  I can't nut, nothing. I mean, I haven't even tried.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  Do they, they have something to combat that? They do.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three. Blue chew!

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Now blue chew gold! Yeah. Anoxinilamololokalong.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Some main ingredient. Anoxinilamololokalong.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  The two words that they can't say.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't. I watched, I watched my cousin play roulette, uh, and I was feeling fantastic.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your cousin was there?

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Was he juicing too, or what?

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  He was having a great time.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  He is, he's so funny.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  But then when, when I was using in Mexico, we weren't doing that.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Who?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  You and I.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  We were not having a good time when you were using in Mexico because.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but because why is it not, like, why couldn't we have those times?

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're a drug addict and you have no control. Because you, you, you, you don't use until you get high and feel good. You use until it's uh, unmanageable, till there's poop on the walls and you're screaming and you're pointing in my face in front of people going, you fucking lied. This is, this has no booze in it. You fucking liar.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what I love?

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  In front of everyone.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  You know who I am? You know what I mean? I'm, I'm, uh, I'm Ren from Ren and Stimpy.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's Stimpy the dog. Ren's the dog, right?

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Ren's the little weird dog.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm, because I love Ren because Ren's so paranoid.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And he gets in people's faces and he has these delusions. You know what I mean? And I, I love that character.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Somehow you're both of these guys.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  I think so. I think I am Ren, Ren and Stimpy.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  You're Stimpy and Ren.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I love that cartoon, but anyway, um, yeah, I got, I ran out when I, I'm like,

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  It's just when you, you're,

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  You're up, you're up to something.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  No, and then you pointed in my face and yelled at me in front of everyone because you wanted booze and I lied to you and I got you.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because I'm no dumb dumb. I know what you're doing.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  But you were so fucked up.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I know what you're doing.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, protecting you.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I can, I'll just get my own drink.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  I mean, you flew to Mexico with a suitcase full of,

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Full of drugs. Full of drugs. You open your suitcase.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  And I, guess what? I flew back with no drugs.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yeah, because of us.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I did it all.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  That's called magic.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  That is called magic.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  In a weird way. Okay, so it's like, but we never had that when, next time I go out.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not going.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, shut the fuck up, or I'm tired of this fucking bullshit. I'm boss two. All right?

• 29:20Speaker 03

  You're boss number two?

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like the vice president.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm J D Vance.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  You kind of are.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  A little fancy.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know?

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna go out.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is the next time I go out, you know what I mean? God forbid it doesn't happen, right? I want a night, I want to go to Marshmello. Okay?

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  You can go to Marshmello without using,

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, you know, no, I want to go to Marshmello. I want to be on shrooms. I want to be on ketamines. You know what I mean?

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  No, Carlos.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to go to Vegas. I want to be able to like, walk out of a fucking bathroom and go, yeah, are you okay?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But actually have cocaine in my nose.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want that next time. It's never gonna happen, but hypothetically it could, and what I'm saying is, is that the next time, don't cut me out.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  I won't.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Because the last time I went out, you cut me out. You were all being parental.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you were, you were,

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. No, I want good times.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  Carlos, Carlos.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you're mad that we were protecting you?

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to be protected, dude.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you do.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to go to Marshmello. You know what I mean? I want to go out with Andreas, you know what I mean? And have those times.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  We can do it without alcohol.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Eh, no, no, no. Next time, no, we can't have those times because I'm all fucking Christian on the road now.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  You're not Christian on the,

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I'm like, I'm going to bed now.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we did that too. I do that.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  I know you eventually did, but like, I do it at like 11.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so what, my point being is, is that, you know, you guys can have your all, your Vegas nightlife and still, and I, I get cut out when I'm out.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  What's because you, you can't, because you're,

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I can.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  You're a drug addict.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a label and I refuse to believe it. I know I am one.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  I am and I.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  He is?

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  I know, but he's not.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  But why is he okay?

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  He's not okay. We're very concerned.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, but then, why when I wasn't okay?

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  Because we care more about you than Carlos.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Just you make more money.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  That's the way the world works. You're famous, you're worth more in this world.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so if you passed away from an overdose?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  No, if I like made a movie, all of a sudden, y'all would like talk to me more probably and care more about my health.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  I talk to you every day.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  I should have said more.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  This bit is so stupid. We care about all of you equally. The difference is you have control of your addiction right now. He does not.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  But I can't do anything. What do you want me to do with him? Fire him? Should we fire him?

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Maybe when he's like, you know, I mean, hey, hey dad. I'm smoking weed right in front of you.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  That's not bad, though, to just smoke weed. If I'm just smoking weed, that's so chill. That's like going to war and just like showing up for a day with a gun.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Or you're like just outside of Karg Island.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  You're on a ship, you know what I mean?

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't know if you're gonna attack Karg Island yet. Is that what it is?

• 32:00Speaker 03

  I don't know what Karg Island is.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what Karg Island is? Oh. It's an island right there that.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  Is this one of your Antarctica theories?

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not a theory. It's an Iranian island. I mean, they have, you know, I mean, um, oil reserves there and.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  TikTok is full of.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  You've been, you've been watching so much. Like I know how much Iran stuff you've been looking at now. It's all day, every day.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  I know. 24 hours a day.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Stop.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  See what I was saying before?

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  You have to stop.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Is there a Karg Island?

• 32:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's on Karg Island?

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Probably oil reserves.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Godzilla. Yeah, a bunch of sand.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my God, now he's being fucking racist.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Stop.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  That's not racist.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  There's more sand. Everywhere has sand.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Okay. There's oil reserves.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. That's what I just said.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Karg Island is a 7.7 square mile coral island in the Persian Gulf that serves as Iran's primary oil export terminal.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Right. And, and, and there's now like questions if the US Marines are gonna charge Karg Island, take control of it.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, so good. David Attenborough, as the Marines chop.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry, I'm consumed about the war. Why? You're not a soldier. I'm an American citizen. I just paid $130 at the pump. And I, and I drive a moped. That's a lot, dude. Alright. Very fair. I drive a moped.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  Was that how much gas was? $130 to fill up your tank?

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  No, it was like 80 something, but I usually pay.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  $80?

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I usually only pay, and that's my, my small car, $55, $50. Do you do the cheap gas? No, I do the supreme. Good. What does that mean?

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  That's actually a really good question.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, I, I never knew, can you explain to me? I don't know. The three different unleaded, unleaded premium, and then supreme, can you? Cool cars get the fancy one and the shitty ones get the cheap. It's like Air One water. Oh, it is? No, tell, tell me this difference, because I don't know.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  So I will tell you.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  So, a combustion engine, right?

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, explain that. Let's start with a car.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  So a car.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Start with the car, start with the car.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Vroom vroom.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, beep beep vroom vroom, okay, hold on.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  So a combustion engine, right? Little explosions have to take place within these pistons, right?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  And these pistons that are in your car that fire, that make it go fast and have, have torque, right, and have power and drive.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Higher octane, right, the higher octane numbers, they fire at a cleaner and faster rate. So faster, nicer cars, like F1, they need highest octane levels.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  So they do supreme?

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  They do their own, they have a different octane. They have octane that we can't get. F1 gas.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  How do we, I need that.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  How did we get that?

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't think your moped can handle that.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  It can?

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright, alright.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  I doubt it.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  No, but it's higher octane gas, it burns cleaner and it fires, it fires cleaner and it's cleaner for the engine, higher octane, but it's more expensive. But that's what it is. That's essentially why people do that.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  But, people who have like a, just a luxury car, like say someone that has a BMW.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  A just a regular BMW.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  And they put in the most expensive, highest octane. It's meaningless. They should just put in, but the only reason you would need a higher octane level in your car is if your engine requires a, a higher minimum because of the performance of the engine. So, performance cars need them.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  So, in, what, my, my Hyundai, you know what I mean?

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Your moped.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  My moped, right? I put supreme in, right? Just thinking that it's better for the engine or whatever. It's pointless.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  No, it is hypothetically better for the engine. It's gonna burn cleaner.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, well, then that, I'll just keep doing that.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  But it's not gonna make your engine any, it's not gonna make your, your, it's not gonna make your moped go faster.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I'm not trying to go vroom vroom.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  So, so then put in the cheapest.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I want my engine to be healthy.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  It's not even your car.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna give it back.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  I am giving it back.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't do that, it cares. If it's a lease, by the way, it's every American, if it's a lease, fucking put the shittiest gas in there you can find. Go to Sinclair where the dinosaur is, where it's like a dollar eighty-six.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  The tar pits?

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Guy's real shit.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  I go to the tar pits. La Brea?

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  You go down to La Brea?

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Scoop it. I scoop it, I stick it in the.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Manually do it?

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, manually do it.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  This is the funniest thing about the cookies that I'm knowing on, because they're delicious.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Is they were like doing shout outs, you know, they did white noise cookie, they did whiskey ginger, they did bad, bad friends.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  But you did the John Cena movie?

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  We're never.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  We're never gonna be cool leads in a thing.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but people think that you're cool already.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Whom?

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, when you were in Vegas, did no one come up to you, show up to your show and buy a ticket?

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, Carlos can actually tell you, unfortunately, nobody came.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  Fucking bummer, man.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was a huge.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was a bummer?

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my bad.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  We went out for a nice little fancy dinner.

• 36:46Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  We had a great little dinner. Carlos paid the bill.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  That's unbelievable.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  He paid the bill.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Through my tour money.

• 36:54Speaker 05

  You haven't paid me yet.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  We haven't even started.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Through my tour, tour money?

• 37:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, you haven't paid me yet.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but your future, future tour money?

• 37:04Speaker 05

  I paid him with.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  My future tour money.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  I paid Delilah with future money.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that, which is my money.

• 37:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, I said Bobby will pay you in four months.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I paid for your dinner.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  You know, he didn't pay for the dinner. You know damn well.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In fact, I don't think any of them have paid for the dinner.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  I have paid for dinner before.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, timeout, before you get it, what are you raising your hand for? When have you paid for a dinner?

• 37:27Speaker 05

  I paid for our breakfast one time.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  When?

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 37:30Speaker 05

  I was over there at the white place with the, with the, with the, with the weird squid.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you and him, was it a Ku Klux Klan rally? What, what?

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause I definitely wasn't there. With the white hoods and the white faces, yeah, I mean, what'd you know?

• 37:44Speaker 05

  Whiskey ginger one day.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Because I didn't have my wallet or something?

• 37:46Speaker 05

  No, you were like, you're paying today. I said, okay.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, that's good, good. Have you ever paid a meal for me?

• 37:53Speaker 05

  We don't, we've, we've gone, we've gotten food together once.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  That's so not true.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Just me and you together?

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Which one? Where was it?

• 38:00Speaker 05

  It was, you took me to sushi around my birthday.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Where was it?

• 38:04Speaker 05

  And then we went to see the Mission Impossible.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  That's right. We've done stuff together.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  I know, but that was one thing.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  One time.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was one time.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  But a great one.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  Oh no, it was great, but yeah, of course.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do like little like, you know what I mean, white hats, white face, you know what I mean? Breakfast places.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  We don't do that at breakfast.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you do a nice sushi restaurant and a fucking fine ass movie tickets, right?

• 38:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was awesome.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't do white face, white head, you know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Did you just fart?

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  No, it was, it was, it was a... But yeah, um, so you've, Andreas, have you ever paid for a meal?

• 38:38Speaker 04

  I don't think so. I don't think we ever been to a meal together.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's bad friends we have.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, as a group we have.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  As a group, yes.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You don't think, yeah, one on one, we've never had a meal together.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  No, I don't think we have that kind of a relationship.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  He's just too cool for us now. He's got a kid.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  He's over it.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Kinda makes me mad. It's just that whole thing. You know what? I'll be, I'll be honest, I think it's on you.

• 39:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no... You know, I call you a lot. You know what I mean? You only text me. I call you a lot. You only text me. I think it's you.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  I know that's not true, but I'm just going.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that really is. I call him a lot.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  About what?

• 39:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, about what?

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Do I not call you?

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  What's it about?

• 39:24Speaker 04

  You have called me, but about what? What did you wanna, why are you interested in me?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  What are you, a girl?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Why do you like me, bottle? Tell me why you like me.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday?

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Text.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was a text. Yeah, yeah. Um... You know what I mean? What time is bad friends?

• 39:42Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what time is bad friends?

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  And then.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  But you have to read behind the context of it.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  He's saying more than just what time is bad friends.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, scramble the words.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  He forced me to say I love you in front of his friends.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  You should say I love you more.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, these are the things I'm talking about, dude. It's like, there's more resistance when it comes to you than me.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Cause he has a lot of repression. Fancy has a lot of repression.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, repressed feelings, you know what I mean?

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  He gets really uncomfortable.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  And then when he got drunk, he got really touchy feely with me.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Did you not? And that's when your real self comes, where the defense goes down.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  And this is how I really feel.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, I tell you, he wants to be a star now because I pitched a little show about me and him going to like a local bar. To me, like showing him what a local watering hole is like.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  And literally the other day after the episode, he's like, Andrew, when are we going to do this show where you and I go to the bar?

• 40:30Speaker 05

  And whose name goes first?

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Whose name is on top. He wants to headline the show.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, that only reminds me, McConaughey, that breakfast.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  That reminds me.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  This is the funniest part. I know that I did that to you just to tease you, you know, to be like, oh, you pay this time. But I also know that stayed with you for a while. You've been thinking about it.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how much was it?

• 40:52Speaker 05

  No, I was like.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  No, how much was it?

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Like thirty dollars.

• 40:55Speaker 05

  No, it wasn't much, but I was like.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  It was like coffee.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  But also it's way more than I would have spent on breakfast. But I was like, this is good.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Can he talk into the mic?

• 41:02Speaker 05

  I was also like, this is a good, this is a good thing.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Why is it a good thing?

• 41:05Speaker 05

  Because I, because I get so much, it's nice to pay some back.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  Because he walks around like this all day.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  I know. Have I not given you cash before?

• 41:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, you constantly give me.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you can't get me a breakfast?

• 41:16Speaker 05

  If you want to go out for breakfast, yeah, sure.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  He does not want to go out for breakfast.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  With me.

• 41:20Speaker 05

  Bob actually texted me the other day, out of the blue.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  What did it say?

• 41:23Speaker 05

  He said, uh, Marty Supreme is a film of two halves.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  That's actually a very true statement.

• 41:30Speaker 05

  The New York Times?

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 41:31Speaker 05

  This is the New York Times.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  He's a critic.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I mean, I watched, I watched the, I mean, can I have my own opinion about the movie?

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  It is a film of two halves.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I, I thought that the first half of the movie, right, was like brilliant.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  It was.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  I thought the setup was good and then I think it just ran away from itself. It became something else like, there was a lot of editing that needed to be go on or whatever. Like get to the thing.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  There was a lot of other movies.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Other movies in there and it just, I, I got lost in it and, you know, at the end of the day, good movie, but, you know, I mean, it doesn't deserve any awards in my opinion. Shopify. You know, we have an online business here at Bad Friends and we would not be nothing without Shopify. Okay.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  That is exactly true.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  You like designing?

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what they do.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they help you.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  The design studio.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

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• 42:47Bobby Lee?

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• 43:01Andrew Santino?

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• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

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• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Mars men. You know what I'm lacking?

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Testosterone.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  I was born with none.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  No, that's impossible.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  But it does get harder.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  And guess what? And guess what? With Mars men, testosterone.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

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• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  And there's no, there's no weird stimulants or synthetic hormone.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

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• 44:10Andrew Santino?

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• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

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• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  It's also made in the USA.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

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• 44:41Bobby Lee?

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• 44:47Andrew Santino?

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• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  I think the coolest thing is that Sean Penn got an award and didn't show up.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was in Ukraine.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  He gave it to Zelensky.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  He gave him his Oscar.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  And he carried it in like a JanSport backpack.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's amazing.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  Bubble wrapped. I thought that was like the funniest shit.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  It's funny to take something that so many people cherish, dear, and throw it in like a Trapper Keeper.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  And give it to a fucking, look at that. Show the video of him pulling out of a backpack. It's hilarious.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  It's like FIFA giving a FIFA Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Trump. Remember that?

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Some make believe thing that they've never done before.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Sean Penn has a, there's a vibe about him that I kind of believe.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I believe everything he is. I think he is extremely him. I don't think.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think that during Hurricane Katrina. When he was diving into New Orleans and trying to save people.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  He loves that shit.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  I think he was really trying to save lives.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  I think he loves that shit.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  You're saying it's not performative with him?

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's performative with him. You know what I mean? I think he's just, there's something's wrong.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  That's not wrong, but there's like, there's like a, you know what I mean? An eccentric, you know, personality disorder.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where it's like he really believed he went out there.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't care about the leeches.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he gave.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  And he's trying to save a life.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  He gave the fucking president of Ukraine his own Oscar.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, doesn't he have one already?

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  He has two. Two?

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so where are you gonna put it?

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Next to the other one.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  You would never.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  My Oscar? You know what my Oscar would be?

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, your Oscar's more like a Juan.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Ask me where my Oscar is.

• 47:00Andrew Santino?

  That is a good joke.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 47:02Andrew Santino?

  I said your Oscar's more like a Juan. You'll never get an Oscar. You'll get a Julio before you get an Oscar.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's mean.

• 47:10Speaker 04

  It's not true, though.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  It's mean.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  You're never gonna win a fucking Oscar. You out of your mind?

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  I, I was just trying to make a hypothetical game about like-

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  No, and I was just having fun. I'm just digging you in.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  Give me your Oscar speech if you did win. We shouldn't do Oscar jokes. It's so fucking long ago. The Oscars.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  But yours would be at the front door.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  With lights.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 04

  Music every time.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  Right as you open the door, it's like, "Ohhhhh." Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Ba da da da. And Bobby's like-

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I would have a gigantic Oscar holding the Oscar.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yes.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  That's actually awesome.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That I would- And lights and, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. But don't forget the gigantic Oscar.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  You ever walk into somebody's house? You ever walk into somebody's house and they've got like Emmys, plural, you know, and you're like, "How did you get a fucking Emmy?"

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah, yeah.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Like, you'll go to somebody's house who's like, someone you know in the business, and you're like, "You got a fucking Emmy?"

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, "Yeah, we got three of them. We did this outstanding, non-scripted, blah blah blah thing, daytime Emmy." And you're like-

• 48:16Speaker 04

  They, they give too many, though.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  I know, but-

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  But I, I saw, I went to a guy's house and like, it was like, on the bottom, like, there was a bunch of books. It was just the corner of a room. I go, "What's that?" He goes, "That's an Emmy."

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "I would have an Emmy on top of an Emmy."

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Inside of another Emmy.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Inside of another Emmy. You know, you know what it'd be like? One of those Russian dolls where you-

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  Khrushchev dolls, yeah.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Khrushchev doll, you get me? There'd be so many Emmys within Emmys, you know what I mean? Like-

• 48:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  But he just put it right in the corner of this like, you know what I mean, discreet, just doesn't care about it, rusting.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  I think that's cool. I think that's what I would do. How funny if it wa- if I did get nominated for something.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  I, we would do, well, I'd quit the show.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  It would validate all my hate for the business.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's all bullshit.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be definitely bullshit.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  By friends.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  From Adamia, we dominated.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you why I won't. Even if I do a good job in a movie, the reason why I won't is because I can't do the thing that you need to do.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Which is?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Which is go and shake hands and, you know what I mean?

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  You're so good at that.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  You are very-

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't show up to those things.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  But for this, you would.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think you gotta, you gotta go to Paris and meet so-and-so and you gotta do this and that? You think I would do all those things?

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Have you ever seen the movie Home for Purim?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the best. That's like one of the, uh, it's called, uh, that's not A Mighty Wind, is it? No, For Your Consideration, sorry. For Your Consideration.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  This shitty little movie called Home for Purim, uh, it's a movie, it's out of a movie and the cast thinks it's a shitter and then it gets, um, Oscar buzz that they might actually win. So then they all change. They all, they dynamically all change.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  They become like so full of themselves and they all become the fakest version of who they used to be.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's brilliant. It's a-

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  That's a, um, uh-

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  What's his name movie? What's wrong with-

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Christopher Guest.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Christopher Guest movie, yeah.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  It really is?

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Look at the cast. By the way.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Did we kill yet another celebrity?

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  We did. We did it again. Dude, we gotta stop talking about famous people. We killed Chuck Norris.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't kill Chuck Norris.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we did. Hey!

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  He was seventy, what, eighty-one years old.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  No, he was only sixty-eight or sixty-nine.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Eighty-six.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-six? Okay, he was-

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I, I think that if they're above seventy-five, we didn't kill them.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  How about eighty? If they're above eighty-

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, above eighty, I think he was on his way.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-six is a good, good run. Oh, that's-

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a really good run. But you know Hawaii is where I wanna die.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you've talked about that.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Cause I saw Ram Dass die there. You know what I mean? And one of his last videos, it was weird. Cause this is when they had, um, when I first got, um, what do you call that? The, um, oxy- Oculus?

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then there was like a thing where you could press and see Ram Dass.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? Right? So then, you know, I mean, you go, boop, Ram Dass, right? And he's like a thousand, he looks like a thousand years old.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  And he's in Hawaii and he's going, you know what I mean? Nah, it was just a process. You know, you know what he's talking, you know, you know what I mean?

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a witness to realism, you know, whatever he's talking about, right? And you could zoom around his body, see all those liver spots and stuff, but then like, yeah, but then I was like, um, he was definitely in Hawaii, right?

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, oh, this is where you pass.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  You want to die in Hawaii?

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  I think so. In a beautiful day in Hawaii with the palm trees, beautiful day and just sitting there. You know, I mean, maybe in an Oculus.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  In an Oculus.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  See me die on an Oculus or something, you know what I mean? But like 3D, I want people to see me die in 3D.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Sign up for Bad Friends Patreon. We will be,

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  We'll be doing a viewing party of Bobby's death, uh, and you can live.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Would you do a vlog?

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  As I die?

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Until you can't talk.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  As I lay dying?

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  That's so dark.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I would pod until I can't talk.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  You'd be doing a, a death pod?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd do a death pod.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  There is a guy that is, is the guy that got diagnosed with like stage four, something cancer and he's doing like a pod until he dies.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  There's like a guy that was, there's an artist that was doing this.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Would you do it?

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  No, cause it would be, let me tell you something.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would do it with you.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but if I have terminal cancer, I'm telling you guys now in this room, none of, none of you will ever know.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you would know either if I had it.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I wouldn't tell anybody.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  I would do what what's his name did? Norm? Huh? Norm? Norm, but I was thinking about what's that, that beautiful actor, uh, Oh, Chadwick Bose. Chadwick Bose, man, didn't tell a soul.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why did, why?

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  I, cause you don't want to, you don't want people to treat you differently as you die. You don't want the PD. You just don't want someone to treat you different because you're gonna die, when you're dying, people are gonna talk to you like a baby. Cause they know you're sick.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Are you okay?

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  What, what, how was today?

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  How are you doing?

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't want any of that shit. Just treat me like you treat me and then I'll die.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Please tell me though.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  I would.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  No, please, you have to tell me.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Do you want me to tell you now?

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Like what stage, like if it's stage two, would you tell me?

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  How funny, I'm literally like withering away and Bob's like, are you okay?

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm on the pod, I'm just like, I'm totally fine.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm dying live on the pod.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I wouldn't tell anybody, I really actually.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Even me?

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  I think just me and the old lady would know and I wouldn't tell anybody else.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  And then one day I show up and you're not here?

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of beautiful, isn't it?

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  It's like Good Will Hunting.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then I gotta.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Then I gotta call Theo, you wanna start one?

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  I would, but I'm busy.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  What would I do? I mean, it's over.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  It would be over.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, I won't die.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Don't die with that.

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  All right, dude.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  I would.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, knock on wood me either dude, for at least another five.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  Five?

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Give me more than five.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, we need five more years.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  The couple next to me said that today, they said it was, I was eating at the Chinese joint before I left and the guy was like, just kind of started drummed up conversation, nice guy, had the casino. I said, you guys out here in Vegas doing something special? He's like, it's our anniversary. It's awesome. I was like, yeah, my in-laws are gonna, you know, about to do their 50th. And she goes, oh god, we'll never make it there. And the husband was like, what do you mean? What, what, you're gonna leave me? And she's like, no, I'll be dead. In 20 years, I'll be dead. It was their 30th and I was like, no, you won't be dead. And she's like, I hope so. I was like, god damn lady.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  It was, it made me sad. I was like, no, don't say that.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  It's coming for all of us.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I don't want to think about it.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  I think about it sometimes.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  That's why I quit smoking.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  To try to give myself a shot.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Get death away from the door.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Get him to go away. And now we're gonna start exercising.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  I have been.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go on.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  I believe you.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've been, I've been trying to.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Let me do sit-ups.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you something?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  And this is not an insult.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  But your stomach kinda looks like after someone gets surgery and they have all that extra skin leftover.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Cause you've lost so much weight.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  You gotta just get that ripped off.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think I have, I don't have that kinda extra skin.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  I can sit up, you, you think so?

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a tummy tuck for you.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I have extra skin here.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  Let me see it again.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna gain the weight back though. Okay, but don't, okay, stop sucking it, just now relax.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Relax your body. Relax your back.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Relax.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  This.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy how skinny you are.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  But this.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  But I've been doing a lot of sit-ups.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  Have you?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do like a thousand a day.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Really? You do a thousand a day?

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, I do, I try to do a thousand a day.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  You try to, okay.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  How many do you actually do?

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  Six.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, no, I'm not, I can you, I do it like, uh, when I wake up, I do, I do it like a hundred and fifty. And then during the day, I'll just keep doing it.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Goes to the kitchen for ice cream. No, you don't.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Show me a sit-up right now. A hundred and fifty.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  No, not in a row.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Not in a row.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? You said I do, I do like a hundred and fifty.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'll, I'll do like twenty-five.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  Stop, right? Look out the window, right? Watch Neighbors on HBO, right? And then I'll go, you gotta do another twenty-five. So I'll do another twenty-five, right? Stop. But I'll make sure I get to one fifty in the morning.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  In the fucking morning?

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  When I wake up.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  You do a hundred and fifty?

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just started a week after I quit smoking.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  Can I see how you do your form?

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  That's two days ago. Please. A week after you quit smoking. Please let me see your form.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  I just wanna see how you do it.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  I can't do it.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  No, because you're, you're gonna tease me and it's gonna be mockery and I don't wanna, I don't wanna do that because it's gonna dis- What it's gonna do is gonna make me go, oh, don't do them anymore because it's mockery.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Of course I'm gonna tease you.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm not doing it right now, dude. Yeah, but I'm good, I'm gonna, I'm doing it, I'm gonna do it for a year and see what happens.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm so proud of you.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  You'll be ripped if you don't really do it.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if you really do it.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  I really am doing it.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Like this?

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm obsessed with it, yeah.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Do you brace your legs with something to like, because you need weight on your feet?

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I hook my legs on my, um, cabinet.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like this, and I get cramps in my, uh, feet.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  Where you drink water.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, and I, and I try to hold this too, so the pain is there.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and right now, it does hurt all of it.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Good pain.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  It's all this pain down here, right? Do you put a mat down, or are you doing it on? I just do hard ground. You know what I call it? I'm doing old boy.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Doing old boy?

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you're stuck in that room for 15 years, right, so I'm only gonna do pushups. I'm only gonna do pushups and situps, and just see what that does. It's like jail. Yeah, like jail, like jail, prison.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, street, street workouts, you seen those guys that only work out, like, they just do pullups on streetlights? Have you seen how jacked these guys are? They go to a jungle gym. These guys are streetworks out, that, that, that, those two black guys? I've seen these guys. They don't do anything but pushups, situps, pullups, squats, like, this is all

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  from practical shit outside.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Practical shit outside.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  No weights.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Also, it's like, I went to that fucking place, what's that gym next to my house? Equinox? No. Planet Fitness. So I walked in there, and I go, uh, I wanna join.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God on my, on my mother's life.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  And I went in there, and I go, I wanna join, they go, we wanna, we need to link, get your bank account. We don't do credit card, membership. And I'm like, what? I don't know how to do that. And I just left.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I go, fuck you, I'm leaving, right? I really was gonna join Planet Fitness.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  You, you went to Planet Fitness, would be so funny.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  It was right by my house, right by my house, right?

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  You're never gonna get anything done, people are gonna bother you all day.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I, no, no, I, dude, I, I put a mask on, everything.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  And they can't tell it's you? First of all, you have to cover your eyes if you're gonna cover anything, not your fucking mouth.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  A Batman mask.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to work out. I came here to work out. Bean better not be in the cold plunge.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I went there and they said I-

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to the steam room, Batman.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  So I-

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Air to Schwitz.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then in my mind, I'm like, you know, and I don't want to go to Equinox. That's where all the supermodels and all the hot people go.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  The hottest people, it's disgusting.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm like, I'm just gonna go old boy style.

• 59:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  And to just sit up some pushups. Now, you can't tell yet, but maybe if I do it for like a year.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna get jacked.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  But do you remember what you said to me in the car in Australia?

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  You'll see.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna see now.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  It's already been two years.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I, listen, I didn't do anything until this week and a half. And I've been starting every day doing it because I need, because I need a new obsession.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  You're bored too.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm smoking, I used to smoke, right? So it's like, instead of that, I have so much anxiety. So it's like, I have to do it because if I don't, then I get entrenched in Iran.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  In Iran?

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Iran.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Iran.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know what you were talking, I thought it was an app.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Put me onto Iran.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, like the war, like I get obsessed with the war and stuff and what's going on and stuff like that. You know what I mean? And then I, and I get lost in it. It causes me more, more anxiety. So it's like now I'm, you know, I mean, old boy-ing it.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  You're old boy.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, or I call it the Travis Pickle. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  That more lines up.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Cause you're not coming either.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Dirt and the trash in the streets, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  It's incel talk.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah, I talk to myself, you know what I mean? The garbage, the human garbage.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  Shit, the dog.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  The shit and the cunts and the dogs.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Dogs, you know what I mean? You know who's up there in that room?

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  That's my wife, that's my wife. You know who's up in that room?

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  Not my apartment.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not my apartment, you know what I mean? It's a-

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  He's a shooter.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  You're a shooter.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about to-

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  It's a little dangerous.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I just got a rifle.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Laser gun.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Travis Bingley.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Nah, please don't.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, I have like Notes from the Underground thoughts.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a Dostoevsky book and it's about a guy that's like living in a basement and judging society through like that little opening, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I'm, I do that.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  So scary.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  That's such a scary thing to think about.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I do it.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Judging from a windowsill in a basement?

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Just piss jars everywhere?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Fap all over the place?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  I'm J.D. Salinger, dude.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  One would think.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  That you were, you were very Salingerian.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Salingerian, dude.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  If I was an author, which author would I be?

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  Never drinks water.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  He got calf cramps doing sit-ups somehow. He's gotta fix all that.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I have another water, please?

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Damn, you're parched, huh?

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just so tired and, um... Drain from it.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean, this week was crazy.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Bad, crazy?

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  We did SAC and then I just flew straight to Philly. You know what I mean? Three days there, one day in L.A., then went to San Jose. Today, I flew back, you know what I mean? I didn't sleep at all.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  It's like you're on the pit.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Slept all day.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is going on?

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  You're like a fucking camel?

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  No, I love, you need it, huh?

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm, I'm old-boying it.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  You gotta old-boy it.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  I think you're, I, I believe in you. I believe-

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'm never gonna destroy you. I'll never get physically enough, you know what I mean, strong enough. You're just a bigger weight class.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. How's dating going?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  I am seeing somebody and what I've been doing is just looking at them and go, "Are we done?" And then, and she goes, "Are you sure?" I go, "Yeah, I mean, you did it, right?" She goes, "Yeah, I got there." And then I go, "I think I'm done."

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  So you're just bailing?

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  You're just bailing out? You're not gonna try to finish the job?

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll come, like, some excuse, like, "We did the job," you know what I mean? "We got rid of the," you know what I mean? "Most of their military."

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Trump.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  We did the job.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, I need a, you know, it's, you know, I mean, an exit strategy. Yeah, so I use an exit strategy, you know what I mean, when we're done.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  It's just like, one time, what happened was, um,

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  you know, I mean, she was working so hard, and I just grabbed her arms and I go.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  No, you shook it off?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I shook it off, and she goes, "Are you sure?" And I go, "Yeah."

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  Like a pitcher to a catcher. Shaking off the signs.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yay!

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't want that.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  But, uh, but, but is it worth it? I don't know.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you're happier.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm happier, and it's also, but here's what's the great thing about it, though, is, is that, um,

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  am I boring everybody?

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  No, it's interesting.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure?

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  I feel like being boring today.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  We're listening.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people are quiet when you're talking, because they're listening.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But what it is, is, um, what helped it...

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  It was a bit, it was a bit, because you just asked. But go ahead.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  The cookies are good.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Come on, I'm serious.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  It was a bit, you just said something.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  I just didn't have the motivation, or, you know what I mean, it's really weird.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  That's healthy. Couldn't do it.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  She was like hugging, I was hugging her, and I got kinda half hard.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  You know how you get half?

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  I know that.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know that feeling, right? Yeah, yeah, it's like midway point.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  No turning back.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like neutral, like, India.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too much, uh, roar, right? Too much roar, too much roar, but using reference.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Way too much, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Switzerland.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  What? Switzerland, yeah, I'm bearing very neutral, you know what I mean? But it's like, another thing that I realized is that, um, a new game came out that I've been anticipating for six months, and I haven't played one single bit of it.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  What is the game?

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  It's called Crimson Desert.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's Alexa Pro, because it's like, I, it's downloaded, you know what I mean? I turned it on, and I saw the character walk to, I got him to walk toward like a cabin.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  You got midpoint.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  I got, yeah, I got midpoint.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't even reach the cabin.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  You got neutral.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  You got sweet.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  And my character stopped, and I was like, I just turned it off.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I just did 25 setups.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get, oh, that's good.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Use some more drive for life.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it's, it's like, I don't know, it's weird. It's like, um, because I, I play, I use video games to like, not think about my life and not think about my anxiety and stuff, but I don't have as much, right? So it's like, I have no interest in.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Escapist.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Escapism, you know what I mean? In that way. Yeah, so, but it, the, the only downside is, you know what I mean? The climax thing and the orgasm.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  No coming is a big, that's a bummer.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a big one, yeah.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  You need to talk to your therapist. This isn't therapy, dude. Is there a spider on your shirt? It's a hole.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're, you.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  It wouldn't scare me.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  A spider?

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  I just look like one.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like, I, I felt like you were trying to scare me.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I, I think that a scorpion maybe.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  Is that a scorpion on your shirt?

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, whoa, oh, you know what I mean? But the spider was like, I don't know.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  It just.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Unless it was like, um, you know, um, what's it called? The, the brown one?

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Brown recluse.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  The brown recluse. If it was a brown recluse, I'd be scared a little bit.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  They're in California.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. A black widow, probably.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Scary.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  But a standard spider, I don't think I'm scared of.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  You think that's disrespectful to them? You, that they're called standard spiders? You know, like when they're crawling up with their wall and they're trying to be tough? And you go, oh, look at little standard spider.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  What about brown recluse? That's so offensive.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  A brown recluse?

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  They're brown.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  How, how did they get into this country is my real question.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Is, yeah, exactly.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Who brought them over here?

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  See your papers.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  By the way, brown recluse, black widow. Notice the theme?

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. There's no white one that's. In fact, there's no white spiders.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there is.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, genocide.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  Right there.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's one.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's white spiders.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Would you be scared with that one?

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  No, it looks, it looks nice and safe.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, hello, neighbor?

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  White spiders.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Okey dokey.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  White spiders asked to come in your house.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Hey, may I come in?

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Come on in.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you have some spare bear, spare butter?

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  White spiders in Arizona. That's really, those are, that's cool looking.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's some black in it. Obama style.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  Can I have another water, please? Unbelievable. I love this. Hydration. Do you know why all the Ivy, Ivy girls are hot? I know it. I figured it out. Why are they all hot?

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  How did you figure it out?

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  Because I got them a bunch of times when I'm on the road and it, and this helped me figure it out.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  Because they're bullshit. Because they don't-

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  They don't work. And they send a hot girl to distract you from the fact that it doesn't fucking actually do shit. You piss it out five seconds later, it didn't do anything. It's placebo. And here's how I know that's true. Half of these women that are administering these things, I don't even believe they're nurses. These are just fucking chicks who, it's like an agency hired them. I don't think that any of it's real.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  That's okay if they're hot, though.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't want someone stabbing me in the fucking arm with a needle in a bag.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  So you, you'll never get an IV again?

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  I think they're bullshit.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  I get them every week.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  And is it working?

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  It is working.

• 1:08:46Andrew Santino?

  On what?

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  My sit-ups.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  Touche. Touche.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  All right. My, my sit-ups and my mind.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  They're overpriced and they're fake. I know that they're fake. There's vitamins in those bags, but you're pissing them out.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Then why is your pee, right, a different color?

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  You, you answered my, what, you literally validating what I'm saying. You piss it right out.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's the vitamins and all the good stuff that's going through your body.

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  Almost nothing gets absorbed. You can talk to any doctor, they'll tell you, your body, your body-

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  It goes through your veins, guy.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't absorb, you piss it right out.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  My veins absorb.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  Let me see your veins. Those did absorb.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're absorbing your veins, dude. You might, you gotta get your veins checked out.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  Every doctor I know says it's a fucking scam. It's bullshit. And they're overpriced and they go, you'll retain such a small percentage of those vitamins? You might as well just take a handful of fucking vitamins at home. Easier than getting a drip for 40 minutes because you want a hot chick in your living room.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, all right, so what?

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is.

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  It's cool.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm, I'm-

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a scam.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  It's not a scam.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a fucking scam.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  No, because then they add extra. Do you want extra?

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, that doesn't sound like a scam at all.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you want extra something?

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  It's like extra hot sauce at fucking Taco Bell.

• 1:09:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, put it in the fucking bag.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Which one? Diablo?

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  Fire, fire, fire.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Diablo.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Here's why I don't like, no, here's why I don't like Diablo.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Changes the flavor profile of, of Taco Bell. Fire is just hot enough and I buy it at the store. It's on sale right now at Vons.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  It's in my fridge.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  I have four bottles.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  I, oh, I got six bottles of aardvark.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  I have nine bottles. Of shoe leather.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Aardvark.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  You know aardvark?

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great hot sauce.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Nine bottles of it?

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I ordered it on the shop. On my phone.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  On shop?

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  It's called shop on my phone.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  Is it like Amazon shop?

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is, but yeah. Uh, the reason why I don't use Amazon anymore because all my deliveries goes to this girl I used to hit on in Phoenix. Cause she was sick one time.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  You, and you forget to do the.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I forgot to do the address. So she, she texted me last week, she's like, I got 12 bottles of aardvark.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh fuck. And I finally figured out how to change the address. You know what I mean?

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  Enjoy the aardvark though.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, what a gift.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Aardvark's great.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  She goes, I got 12 bottles. You're like, thinking of you.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  And then here's what I also have been doing lately, and I don't know if you know this, this is a good thing, but um, you ever go, you ever go to the farmer's market?

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  Every day.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  You know, the fucking walk around the fucking farmer's market and see like a, like four, by the way, it's three of the bins are the same thing. It's like, oh, is this lettuce again from this guy, a different guy? It's a honey guy, four lettuce stands, two egg ladies.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  My god, what are you talking about?

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  And how many candles?

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  There's a sticker shop.

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, there's a nut shop.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm not going there for lettuce, guy.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  It's a scam.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  It's not a scam.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  Farmer's markets are the IV of groceries.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  They're bullshit.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something about fucking the farmer's market. Which farmer's market are you talking about? I'm Third Street.

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  Third Street?

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the, um.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  The farmer's market.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  The, that farmer's market.

• 1:11:51Andrew Santino?

  The Grove and Farmer's.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  The Grove.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  Brother, we're talking about farmer's markets.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about the Third Street Farmer's Market.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  All of us thought the other thing.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I got you.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  You got me? On Third Street. What about you, McCone? Oh, I thought you meant a real farmer's.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  A farmer's market.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so the farmer's market on Third Street is not a real farmer's market? No. What, what is it called?

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  The mall. It's the Grove. It's called the Grove. No, it's called the farmer's. Yes, that's the name of it.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's called.

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  But it's. No one calls it that. Nobody called that.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so in big letters, it says the farmer's market.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  But no one calls it that?

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  No. First of all, nobody go, nobody goes there.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey Pepsi, no one calls that. It's brown juice. What are we talking about?

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  It is brown juice.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Look at it, it's on a fucking, what, temple? What do you call that?

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  A farmer's market, a farmer's market that we're referring to is a thing that's come and go. This is a permanent, it's permanent.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so next time I'll say permanent farmer's market.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, say, say, you know, the farmer's market at the Grove? That's what everybody said.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll say that from now.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Am I right? Am I fucking right? Everyone goes, oh, the farmer's market. I go, that's a fucking farmer's market! There's nine people making candles, six people selling lettuce, and one bitch selling eggs. It's the fucking worst. They're, they're dog shit. Look at that. Oranges. Don't need them. Don't need them.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  But.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish?

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  Listen.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish my farmer's?

• 1:13:18Andrew Santino?

  The farmer's market at the Grove is phenomenal.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Has a sticker shop.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  No, it's phenomenal.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's all kinds of stuff.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  But it's a fucking mall. It's a mall with permanent restaurants.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  But, can I just, so there's a, there's a hot sauce store there.

• 1:13:32Andrew Santino?

  A hot, a hot sauce bar, yeah.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it a bar?

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  That's just a name, a hot sauce bar.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I've been combative.

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So there's a hot sauce place there, and then there's the, I, and I always buy, I don't know why, and I have a fucking cabinet filled. I go, where's the hottest one?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  You want it just to have it?

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, have it. Like, I have the source.

• 1:13:55Andrew Santino?

  But you're not gonna put it on anything, are you?

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  Just, you dip the finger?

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I have the one that shit like a devil. I, I have devil's blood. You know what I mean? You have devil's blood? You know what I mean? I have, um, the, you know, I mean, the hottest ones that you could buy, the most expensive ones.

• 1:14:10Speaker 03

  Very cool.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, give me devil's blood. Yeah, that, one in the top. Yeah, that's, yeah. Satan's blood. Satan's blood, yeah, yeah. I have a couple of bottles of those.

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up? It's Mikey. Today we're doing Satan's blood.

• 1:14:23Andrew Santino?

  So stupid.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just, you know.

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  But you collect them?

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  I just collect, I don't use them. I have the source too. The source is, look at the source's bottle. Have we talked about the source?

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  The source hot sauce. Yeah.

• 1:14:35Andrew Santino?

  The source hot sauce.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at the way it comes out. Like a Mayan temple.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  It's like a book?

• 1:14:42Speaker 03

  Ancient.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  It's ancient. It comes in that, and then, yeah, it's like that. It is so hot.

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  It's 7.1 million Scoville units?

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Rory Scoville rated this?

• 1:14:56Andrew Santino?

  7.1 million Scoville's. What is, so what is the average Scoville units of like a bottle of Cholula? Give me that.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  Here's the kid again.

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Hey guys, I'm trying the source again, it's Mikey.

• 1:15:08Andrew Santino?

  Give me the Scoville units of a bottle of Cholula.

• 1:15:12Andrew Santino?

  And I, let's guess, cause it's 7.1 million for the source. I'm guessing regular Cholula hot sauce is like...

• 1:15:17Speaker 03

  500.

• 1:15:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say a thousand Scoville. A thousand and 2000, I was right on the money, baby.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Of what?

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  Scoville units, the heat units, that's how they measure heat.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  And that's of what, hot sauce?

• 1:15:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so just for like Cholula, regular tables, tabletop Cholula.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a thousand Scoville.

• 1:15:31Andrew Santino?

  A thousand to 2000. The one you have is 7.1 million.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  That's absurdist.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:15:39Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't...

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  You gotta try it.

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  No, it's, what do you, you know, it's gonna fry your tongue.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  So one time me and Jordan Peele went to that hot sauce place, and we got the source. And we took a fucking toothpick.

• 1:15:50Andrew Santino?

  On your tongue?

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  And we dipped a toothpick, and we stuck it on our tongue, and it was the most painful thing. It was like alien blood from the movie Alien. You could hear the sizzle, you know what I mean? It is so hot.

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, this guy's a card that says he survived the hot sauce.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a hot sauce.

• 1:16:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he just, he just tried it once?

• 1:16:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, you get a card.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  You get a card. I don't have the card.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you a card.

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get, you got a card too then?

• 1:16:14Andrew Santino?

  I'll go get a card with you. I'll go do it.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Would you try it?

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's just gonna be fucking annoying.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  It's so painful.

• 1:16:18Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna ruin a part of your day.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:20Andrew Santino?

  We learned a lot, we learned that you're gonna be, you're gonna be getting a six pack. At, at the very least, get a two pack. Get a two pack Shakur. But from doing sit-ups. I think you can. I think you really can. If you're really doing 150 a day.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:37Speaker 03

  No, just in the morning.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  In the morning.

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  He said more.

• 1:16:39Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in the afternoon?

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  I tried to do 1000.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  Can you videotape it?

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:16:47Andrew Santino?

  Cause I want proof.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, hopefully it'll show on my body.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't think it will.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't think it will?

• 1:16:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  You don't think sit-ups that many times?

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  I think you count one, and then you lay there for 10 minutes, and you think, oh, I did 200.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm some sort of Asian math?

• 1:17:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes. You guys are tricky.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, I can't wait to see it. I want to see the results.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you won't.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I won't.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe you won't.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because it's condescending and it's negative.

• 1:17:18Andrew Santino?

  You're not doing a thousand fucking sit-ups!

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  It's disruptive. It's disruptive. It's not encouraging. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm discouraging?

• 1:17:27Bobby Lee?

  You're discouraging.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I said I want you to prove that you're doing it.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, um... Draconian. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  It's draconian.

• 1:17:37Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Harsh.

• 1:17:39Andrew Santino?

  It's harsh draconian?

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Another word I learned through the TikToks.

• 1:17:47Andrew Santino?

  I was just gonna say, this is...

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  The war, the war.

• 1:17:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a war thing.

• 1:17:51Speaker 00

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• 1:18:21Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a war. It's a war thing.