Conan Vs. Edibles Part I

Conan stares down the possibility of expanding his mind with edible cannabis recommendations from his staff. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

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• 0:02Conan O'Brien?

  Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?

• 0:06Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 0:07Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 0:07Speaker 01

  Or Oki.

• 0:08Conan O'Brien?

  You gotta get them your stuff.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Or my dog.

• 0:09Conan O'Brien?

  And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:19Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:00Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:03Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:04Speaker 01

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• 1:05Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:31Speaker 01

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• 1:44Speaker 02

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• 1:55Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, everybody. Normally, we would have a fan interview in this slot on this particular day. But this is no normal day because it'll be a little different. Sona, I'm told, has brought me a gift. Sona?

• 2:12Speaker 01

  I do. It's something I've been wanting to give you for a very long time. And I think because, you know, the Oscars are done, everything's more chill. It's the right time to do it. So I just went to the store and I took the liberty of just buying you a lot of edibles.

• 2:29Conan O'Brien?

  Edibles? Okay. Now, this is real. Edibles, edibles, edibles. Yes, yes, that's terrific when we chant things. Best use of a podcast. Random, mindless chanting. So, uh, let's attack this head on.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:50Conan O'Brien?

  I've been, I don't really do anything.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  I know you don't.

• 2:54Conan O'Brien?

  And, um, and, uh, I used to enjoy some wine, but I don't even do that anymore.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:01Conan O'Brien?

  And so I just keep cutting things out of my life. And I've been a little intrigued lately because, um, you've always preached the positive qualities.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  I have.

• 3:12Conan O'Brien?

  Of, uh, of edibles.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:14Conan O'Brien?

  And, um, I never did it, never tried it. But, uh, you have said that Conan, more than anyone you, you know, you think I would benefit from these.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  I think so. I got, I mean, I, I went, I went, like, I did.

• 3:30Conan O'Brien?

  That's a lot.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  I got you quite a bit.

• 3:33Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God, this is.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  I took into consideration your height and your ging, ginginess.

• 3:39Conan O'Brien?

  We have to explain. I am a redhead. Redheads are, whenever I go to the dentist, they shoot me up full of Novocain and then they go to drill. And I don't feel any of the Novocain. And they say, oh, right, red hair. So, um, they obliterate my nervous system.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:54Conan O'Brien?

  So what is the story here?

• 3:56Speaker 01

  I got you a bunch, some that'll help you sleep. I, my favorite brand is Camino.

• 4:01Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, what are you trying to get a plug?

• 4:02Speaker 01

  I'm trying to get them to send us a lot. I'm trying to get a lot free ones.

• 4:06Conan O'Brien?

  Tell me, what is so good about, what is so good about Camino and pass these on down?

• 4:09Speaker 01

  So, okay, so this one, for instance, is for energy.

• 4:12Conan O'Brien?

  Energy? Now, do you think I need energy? I'm, I'm, I'm getting, Eduardo, you're giving this a hard pass on energy.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Well, it's also, it's also-

• 4:20Conan O'Brien?

  It says tropical burst, mm.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, it, they're, they're, they taste good. And then some just make you feel good. So that one makes you feel good.

• 4:27Conan O'Brien?

  I've never felt good. What's that all about? What's it like?

• 4:33Conan O'Brien?

  I think I made a joke, but I also might not have made a joke. Yeah, there's a single tear coming back.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Oh my god, Conan, no, you felt good. Like, things will be funny to you that have never been funny before.

• 4:44Conan O'Brien?

  Things are always funny to me that no one else thinks is funny.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, but also, I mean-

• 4:48Conan O'Brien?

  I think I'm, I might be made of gummy.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  I think that a part of, a part of me thinks you should eat some of these and then watch some of your old comedy bits, or even your new comedy bits, because you make comedy for potheads. Um, and then there's a chill one that's just gonna mellow you out.

• 5:04Conan O'Brien?

  This is gonna mellow me out and I'm gonna be one chill dude. This is called Wild Berry. I just go to the flavors, that's stupid. Um, Camino Chill. Now, okay, you've handed me Camino Exhilarate.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Exhilarate.

• 5:17Conan O'Brien?

  Which Eduardo thinks is a hard pass.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  That's a bad idea.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  No, the, it's a hard pass.

• 5:20Conan O'Brien?

  Eduardo, hold on, I'm keeping all of these. No one touch my-

• 5:23Speaker 03

  The calm one is the one you should start with.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  The chill?

• 5:25Conan O'Brien?

  Now, Eduardo, maybe you should talk to me a little bit and be honest. Why, why the calm one?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, I'm assuming it's like an indica-based, right?

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so.

• 5:34Conan O'Brien?

  Are you a pharmacist? What it mean? I didn't realize you were this.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  I just think it's gonna mellow you out enough where you'll, you'll find everything enjoyable, like, and funny.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true. That's true. It'll just chill you out a bit.

• 5:47Conan O'Brien?

  We're all gonna ask for raises once he takes a place.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  I know. It'll be like, hey, Conan. What about the raisins you're talking to me about?

• 5:53Conan O'Brien?

  Um, wow.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  And so there's a lot of these that have something called THCV, which is supposed to make you, give you a little pep in your step.

• 6:01Conan O'Brien?

  A little pep in my step.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  And then some CBD, which just mellows you out.

• 6:04Conan O'Brien?

  What's the difference between, I'm, I'm, I'm not kidding. I don't know the difference between THCV and, um, what's the other one?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  CBD.

• 6:14Conan O'Brien?

  CBD. What's the difference between those?

• 6:15Speaker 01

  If I understand it right, CBD is like when the component that makes you high is removed and it's just the part that makes you feel better, that heal, that has the healing property.

• 6:24Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, Blay, why don't you weigh in here?

• 6:25Speaker 04

  And it's like, uh, it's kind of more like a, a, a painkiller body thing. CBD is more like that. And it's also CBD is supposed to make you, I think, more social, right?

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Well, that we don't need. I mean, I, I talk to fire hydrants.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  Would you consider yourself an anxious person?

• 6:41Conan O'Brien?

  Sure, I think I would.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Look at that.

• 6:43Conan O'Brien?

  I think I am, I am on high alert all the time for potential dangers.

• 6:49Speaker 05

  So CBD would help.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  So this is just CBD and it says may ease mental and physical stress. So maybe we try that one.

• 6:59Conan O'Brien?

  So, um, first of all, Sona, this is very caring of you.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  You're welcome. I know.

• 7:04Conan O'Brien?

  And, uh, this is, what's, what's this?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  That's a kiwi strawberry. It just sounded like a nice flavor, but that one still is CBD and T. So these, a lot of these are five milligrams, which you can try. And I don't think that you will feel it.

• 7:18Conan O'Brien?

  You don't think I'll feel anything?

• 7:20Speaker 01

  I don't think you'll feel five. I think you need to go for like 10.

• 7:23Conan O'Brien?

  What do you, what, Eduardo?

• 7:24Speaker 05

  I think you should do 10 because you're tall.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:26Conan O'Brien?

  Adam's shaking his head.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  I strongly disagree. I think that you should, I don't think you should start with 10. I think.

• 7:33Conan O'Brien?

  Start with five.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  When, when Eduardo asked if you're an anxious person, that also, uh, alarm bells went off because if you have too much, I, at one time, I think your anxiety will go up.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Ooh, that's true.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  And so I think like, starting really small to the point where maybe you have half of one of those five milligram things. And then you, and then the worst case scenario is you say, I didn't feel anything. And then next time, maybe you go to five milligrams. I forgot you're a little bitch, so.

• 7:56Conan O'Brien?

  Eduardo!

• 7:58Speaker 04

  No, I, I.

• 7:59Conan O'Brien?

  Eduardo, that's a test. I'm no bitch. Look at me. What kind of bitch has tropical burst?

• 8:11Conan O'Brien?

  Mango chutney, wild cherry, wild berry. Doesn't sound like no bitch to me.

• 8:23Speaker 04

  Oh my god. I strongly agree with Adam. 10 is my max. And you and I are the same height.

• 8:30Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 8:31Speaker 04

  You're an inch tall.

• 8:31Conan O'Brien?

  You are a bitch.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:34Conan O'Brien?

  So now, the fact that you're saying I'm like you, Conan, makes me think maybe I am a bitch.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  True my point.

• 8:42Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. No, I'm sorry. So wait, no, please go ahead. I didn't mean to...

• 8:46Speaker 04

  I was just gonna say, 10 for me, if I do 10, I'm out for the night. That's it. I might...

• 8:51Conan O'Brien?

  What does that mean, out for the night? Like, you go to sleep?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  It means the world, like, things are funny, and then I'm really hungry, and then the world starts... I start to get kind of tunnel vision, and I start to kind of forget what I'm doing, and I'm... And then I'm... I just go straight to sleep. So it's like...

• 9:05Conan O'Brien?

  And what's the quality of that sleep?

• 9:07Speaker 04

  I'm not lea... Great. Deep, deep... Deep sleep. But I will say, for me, there are these mints that I like. I like Camino. 2.5 for me is like, I'll do a 2.5 and, and just wait. Because here's the other thing no one's telling you. It takes a while for the edibles to kick in. So don't take more. The rookie move is, you take something, you're like, this isn't working, and then you take more. And then, this isn't working, and then you're super hot. Then you get super hot. So you take a little bit, you wait a half hour, and then you just see how it's going, and then you can take a little more. But step it up and step it down. For me, the best thing about edibles is, it's not like smoking where you're... You have no idea how much you're taking. You know exactly how much you're taking, and I would use that to your advantage. That's true.

• 9:50Conan O'Brien?

  And I just want to say, my... Shout out goes to Camino.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  Hold it up, hold it up.

• 10:03Conan O'Brien?

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• 10:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love awards.

• 10:06Conan O'Brien?

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• 10:20Speaker 01

  Nice.

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• 10:29Speaker 01

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• 10:34Conan O'Brien?

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• 10:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:38Conan O'Brien?

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• 10:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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• 11:27Conan O'Brien?

  Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?

• 11:32Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 11:32Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  Or Oki.

• 11:33Conan O'Brien?

  You gotta get them your stuff.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Or my dog.

• 11:34Conan O'Brien?

  And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that, uh, that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:45Conan O'Brien?

  And you see pumpkins around, people buying turkeys. Little early to buy a turkey.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:50Conan O'Brien?

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• 12:22Conan O'Brien?

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• 13:09Conan O'Brien?

  So, you have to admit, the holidays, it's really about hanging with the people you love.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:15Conan O'Brien?

  And getting to be yourself. Not going to some stuffy holiday party where you need to conform to what the man wants you to think about the holidays.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:24Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's about being yourself. Turn your holiday time into Miller time by enjoying a Miller Lite in a place where you're free to enjoy yourself on a walk with a cousin. With a cousin? Why are they getting all specific about?

• 13:35Speaker 01

  Because it's family.

• 13:36Conan O'Brien?

  But what about a niece or a nephew?

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:40Conan O'Brien?

  Like a walk with an ex-wife? I don't know, I mean, they're just throwing, that's a weird, they just made a very specific choice.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:47Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys are just doing chest bumps and high-fiving.

• 14:17Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:39Conan O'Brien?

  This is, look, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I am just gonna stop that.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  I just want so much free, so many free edibles.

• 14:47Conan O'Brien?

  I just, you know, I, I wanna be responsible. I'm a responsible person. Uh, and, uh, I'm painfully, uh, straight when it comes to

• 14:56Speaker 01

  I know.

• 14:57Conan O'Brien?

  drugs and things like that.

• 14:58Speaker 01

  I know, but edibles, these are, I mean, these are legal now and they're very regulated. It's not like I went to some dude on the corner and I was like, yo, hit me up, give me some, not hit me up. What am I doing? I can't even get my street lingo right. I wasn't like, hey, give me some, uh, give me some edibles. These are very regulated. That one won't even get you high, these CBD ones. That won't even get you high. But I think I really want you to just take something, sit in front of your TV. I want you to watch Step Brothers and I just want you-

• 15:28Conan O'Brien?

  I love Step Brothers.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's really funny when you're, it's even funnier when you're a little high.

• 15:33Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, okay.

• 15:34Speaker 06

  Would you rather try it in a group or by yourself for the first time?

• 15:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can all come over and all do it together.

• 15:39Conan O'Brien?

  Um, that's my nightmare. I don't want you guys around me.

• 15:46Conan O'Brien?

  You know, when I'm in this altered state. I think I need to be alone. I think, uh, I need to be, well, actually, you need to come over to my house and you need to duct tape me to my chair, David.

• 15:57Speaker 05

  Again?

• 15:57Speaker 01

  What do you think, what do you think you're gonna do?

• 16:00Conan O'Brien?

  I, I don't know, but I don't wanna be, I mean, I might run around the neighborhood.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  I think you would love a historical documentary, actually.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  I agree. The other thing I'll say-

• 16:08Conan O'Brien?

  A historical documentary?

• 16:10Speaker 04

  What might be fun is before you, you know, make kind of a night of it and you could like come up with a playlist beforehand of music you might wanna listen to, go to the store and get some snacks, prepare this kind of snacks you wanna eat. What's this snacks to the top?

• 16:22Conan O'Brien?

  Dude, you're gonna get hungry. It's munchies.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  You've never heard of getting munchies?

• 16:26Speaker 05

  I think all you need is your guitar.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  No, I disagree, cuz I-

• 16:30Conan O'Brien?

  What if my guitar is made of Doritos?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  No, I, can I just say a thing? I, I have partaken in marijuana before and I ended up-

• 16:38Speaker 01

  You don't say!

• 16:41Conan O'Brien?

  Wow, hey, hey, check out, check out the, check out the nark. You're in a school ground right now. Hey, fellows.

• 16:50Conan O'Brien?

  Could you direct me towards the marijuana?

• 16:53Speaker 04

  And my friends and I tried to jam and we just ended up tuning our guitars for like 45 minutes. I didn't say jam. I said just you and your guitar.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:01Speaker 04

  You're still gonna end up tuning for 45 minutes.

• 17:03Speaker 06

  I'll order you Hailey Bieber smoothies so you have a lot ready.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  You're gonna be making music you think is genius. And you know what? It might be. It could be.

• 17:13Conan O'Brien?

  Well, this could be, here's the problem, potential problem. That a calm, happy Conan is not productive. You know, that, that this whole thing dies, the podcast, maybe this is our last episode.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Well, you're not gonna be high all the time.

• 17:29Conan O'Brien?

  I am. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be in here with dreadlocks tomorrow. Bring a tie dye shirt, listen to the Grateful Dead backwards.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  Tomorrow?

• 17:39Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, you guys are gonna be saying, hey, well, you know, we gotta get to work. Work, man. Do what the man, do what the man drag you down, man. I mean, these are, these may seem like very outdated stereotypes, but I think they're very current and cool.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. Could we have a follow up, please, once you try it?

• 17:57Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I will.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Will you really just tell us how you feel about it?

• 18:00Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah. But I'm not encouraging others unless it's Camino.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 18:11Conan O'Brien?

  No, I, I, this'll be a whole, this'll be a whole new chapter for me.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  The new world. It could be. Yeah, maybe it'll unlock things in your brain you didn't know were there before.

• 18:21Conan O'Brien?

  I want those things locked.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  They're locked for a reason.

• 18:25Conan O'Brien?

  There's, there's a reason that that door has nine deadbolts on it. Let's not unlock it. All right, well, we'll see. I got some chill. I got some exhilarate. Put that on the sleep and energy, yes.

• 18:39Speaker 06

  And don't mix and match. Don't take like one of each at once.

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, maybe no.

• 18:42Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, all right. Well, I've never seen you guys more diligent about chemistry than you are right now.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  We all jumped in on this segment to offer our advice.

• 18:50Conan O'Brien?

  And you know, I have to say, Adam, as, you know, I, I kind of liken you to sort of a Michael Sarah.

• 18:58Conan O'Brien?

  You know what I mean? And so I'm a little, uh, I'm, I'm, this doesn't fit my profile of you that you've partaken.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  I mean, this is the 2020s. This is, this is where we are. Everybody partakes. I don't really like it socially, but like before I go to bed or something like that, or before I watch something at home, yes, definitely.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, sometimes I-

• 19:19Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, here he goes.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 19:20Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, I just think, I, I think to, to maybe, uh, make you not as worried about it, you might also really hate it and it might sharpen your anger. So it might be a good thing. I don't particularly love it, to be fair, cause it just kinda makes me feel dumb.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  But also-

• 19:35Conan O'Brien?

  I mean, dumber.

• 19:36Speaker 05

  The world, the world is moving, like, I know you said you don't really, you know, drink wine anymore. The world in general, at least in America, is like moving away from drinking and this is, by a lot of accounts, just a healthier, you know, substitute.

• 19:49Conan O'Brien?

  Yep.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you don't like it, can you bring them all back?

• 19:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, don't just let them sit there.

• 19:56Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know. I, I, I think with a, I mean, I don't know, with a brand as solid as, as Camino, I think I'm not gonna be disappointed.

• 20:05Conan O'Brien?

  You know, and, uh, whatever, I'm available for sponsorship. I would be the worst sponsor, wouldn't I?

• 20:11Speaker 01

  You really would. Yeah. I know, you would. Yeah, you would.

• 20:14Conan O'Brien?

  Um, all right, well, onward, we'll find out, maybe in another installment, what happens? And if I'm, if you read in the news that maybe my behavior's been a little out there,

• 20:26Conan O'Brien?

  you know, that I was seen at a Starbucks naked, uh, you'll know what happens.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  What are you talking about? You're not taking like LSD, you're taking-

• 20:35Conan O'Brien?

  Look, this is a-

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Low dosage edibles.

• 20:36Conan O'Brien?

  This is a, this is a gateway drug. We all know that. I'll be on, I'll be on heroin in a week.

• 20:44Conan O'Brien?

  And there goes the Camino sponsorship.

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• 22:18Conan O'Brien?

  When you hear Alka-Seltzer, you probably think heartburn, right?

• 22:20Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 22:21Conan O'Brien?

  Well, did you know Alka-Seltzer has a line of cold and flu medications known as Alka-Seltzer Cold?

• 22:27Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 22:27Conan O'Brien?

  Did you know that, David?

• 22:28Speaker 06

  No, but I feel like we need it.

• 22:29Conan O'Brien?

  Why didn't you know that, David?

• 22:31Speaker 06

  I know, you expect me to know everything.

• 22:32Conan O'Brien?

  I knew this because I-

• 22:34Speaker 06

  Did you?

• 22:34Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I've tried it. It's really good. And I like that fizzy, fizzy, fizzy when you drop the Alka-Seltzer Cold into the water.

• 22:40Speaker 06

  You do, yeah.

• 22:40Conan O'Brien?

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