Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new?

• 0:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I've had it.

• 0:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go.

• 0:18Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 0:19Andrew Santino?

  Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude.

• 0:22Bobby Lee?

  I hate being, uh, uh.

• 0:23Andrew Santino?

  Put on the spot. I know.

• 0:25Bobby Lee?

  I hate it.

• 0:26Andrew Santino?

  How'd you do last night?

• 0:28Andrew Santino?

  You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said hello to you in the hallway.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 0:31Andrew Santino?

  And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years.

• 0:34Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  I was like, hey, man. And he goes, hey, I don't even want to be here. Like a little, I was like, what does that have to do with me?

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause right before, you don't know what happened right before.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, tell me.

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  This guy comes up to me, goes, hey, I go, what's up? He's like, what's, you don't remember me? And I'm like, no. He's like,

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  2018, dude. And I go, what?

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  Was that Mr. 2018?

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mr. 2018.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  That guy won.

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  He goes, second show, Saturday night. Bray, dude. I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. You made fun, you're like that kind of thing. Like, I'm supposed to go, oh, yeah.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  You didn't remember him?

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't remember him, dude.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever get that?

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Where people are like, you don't remember me?

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that. Not, not people in the crowd, but people say, do you not remember me? And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you? And you're like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here?

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  How do you want me to get out of this?

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  A guy yesterday said, uh.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes he does. It happens all the time.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  I love, look, here, can we, I love fans. I want to say hi to everyone.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  But also say hi in not the weirdest way possible.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  A guy literally yesterday goes, am I mistaken or are you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond?

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  He was mistaken. He was mistaken.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  I go, I don't know, buddy.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what else to say. And then I feel weird and I get in the car and I go, what was that?

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  But what was I supposed to do? Go, yes, it's me, the podcaster.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  In a long line at a checkout at, at a hardware store. I feel, I don't, what do you want me to say?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Just say yes.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  I, yes, and then what?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Then it's weird. Then he's like, okay. And then,

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Just waiting with my, with my stuff. It just, just say hi.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Just say, or when they, when they're jokey too, I don't like it.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Well,

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  You get it way worse.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Ken Jeong, what's up? You know what I mean? And then like five minutes, just kidding, bro. I hope, I hope it didn't cross the line. It's like, it wasn't funny.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm regretting a little bit putting up the post for your mom's birthday because man, am I giving everyone resonance to go, I'm Barbie mom. I'm doing it again. I'm fueling the fire.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's my special. It's in my special.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  And you know what?

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Very cool.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  You're cool.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I think it's very cool.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  You're cool.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Boy, oh boy, am I excited to see this special when the first cut comes out.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  I saw it already.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Has anybody else seen it?

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I saw it.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  You better let me see it.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  I saw it. It's upstairs.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  I know. They're, they're literally here.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  They're literally upstairs.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  They edited my special too, upstairs.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  But I was, it was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing. And guess what?

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Not fantastic, but um, it was um, serviceable.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Come on, shut up.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  No, serviceable is good.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  I bet it's great.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching going, oh, I, I do seem like a stand-up.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  You're,

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  you're a 30-year professional.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that, but I, you know, what's just like, oh, that was okay. That was good, you know.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  I bet you it's more than okay. It's better than okay.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  It's,

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Serviceable is a good word though. I should, that should be my next special. Serviceable.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  Stand-up? Here it is. I did, I did some.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why not?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  If I do, if I do one in my life, I, it's like, that's a good one to have out there.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at that. Fulfilling its function adequately, usable. That's serviceable, functionable and durable rather than attractive.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  That's also true.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't think I'm ever gonna do one again. I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all sorts of new stuff lately.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  You crush every time, even, you know, you're the weirdest guy because it's like, you'll do a special. And then like, fucking two months later, you already have a new 15.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, but I, but it's, you know, but I don't.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Crushing, crushing. Last time you were crushing.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  No, but I don't think I'll ever do another special again. I really believe that. I think I'm done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like, I think something else is gonna happen in the world of stand up. Like I think something is on the move.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, AI?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  AI?

• 4:35Speaker 04

  AI.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  I, I.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I call it, AI.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  My cousin told me the other night about, they had a meeting. He works at Apple, you know, my cousin. He said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. They had, they had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Because it went crazy viral. You, you know that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, I've been watching it.

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  People are panicked about it.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Because it's so good and so real. People are now like freaking out. So internally, they're like, what's going on? What are we gonna, how are we gonna stop this? Because people at home are gonna start just making full films using AI.

• 5:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, they would say that Netflix, the future of Netflix, someone was imagining, you just prompt it and then it gives you the movie that you just prompted.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something, we've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% gonna do that. There's, why would they not? I mean, I don't like it, but what's gonna stop them?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  You talk quick.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  It's a little too quick for me.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Had a couple of cups of coffee. I was throwing the ball at the dog and had a couple of cups of coffee.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  And then I spilled coffee all over my pants.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  You're an auction, you should have been an auctioneer.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the ball this morning and she went.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  You know when the dog, when they do some human shit and you're like, I don't laugh, that's not funny.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  And the dog was like, just throw the ball, man.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Just throw the fucking ball and shut up. Yeah.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Your dog's the best.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  Throwing the, I ran into another dog this morning, a similar looking dog, but a white version.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  I have a black dog.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  As you know.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Jet Black.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  That's his name, Jet Black.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  The white version, did he have like a gold chain?

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  The white, that's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Cause the dog was walking with kind of like a little swagger.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  My dog did not like that.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause your dog is black but suburban.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  Suburban black.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. My dog is.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Hello Bobby, good to see you. You would think they would be like, what's up? But it's not.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Hello, Robert.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very proper.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  Drink?

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  It's a girl, but yeah.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  She, she is, yeah, yeah.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 2020.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  She went to Brown University.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  She went to black university.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Enough of this.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  It's enough.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  You know what I almost went to go see last night? Good luck, have fun, don't die? Or have fun, good luck, don't die? Cause I saw the trailer and I thought, this looks really good, except it does look amazing. Except every single trailer now, or every new movie is end of the world. So here's what I propose to Bobby Lee.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  What, this is all kind of dystopian, scary, the world is over shit, like Pluribus all the time. Why don't we make a show where we save the world, it's not ending, we fix it? Cause these are kind of like doomsday film. Everything is a doomsday film.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  What's a boomsday film? Let's do boomsday with us.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's dooms, is there doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it or?

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  I think it's the end. So these movies are like the beginning of doomsday. I think that doomsday is over. It's already happened and we fix the world.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  We fix it.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like we go through the steps to fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  Because all these doomsday films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but man, does it look sad?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over, so it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And I was like, why can't it just be, it's all over, everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  Don't you like that?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I like that a lot.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Boomsday film, Bobby Lee and Santino.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a movie where all of a sudden this big, thick guy from the fucking future comes.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  Chappelle Lacey?

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Chappelle Lacey, but he's sort of like an AI killing machine.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that makes sense.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, right?

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  So far? Yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a good name. That's a really, really catchy name.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Sarah Connor.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  But she's not the android machine killing machine.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Is she human?

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, he has to say, I'll be back all the time. He has to say all day, but, yeah.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  That's his catchphrase?

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'll be back all the time.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  Really good, Bob.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you so much.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  You should write this down.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't the original catchphrase, I will be right back?

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that the joke is, I will be right back?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  And he changed it?

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And they got in an argument about it.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  I'd be caught, uh, Arnie, that's not what it, you know, is that what happened?

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  No, the original line was, uh, he refu- yeah, yeah, yeah. The original is, I'll come back. And I guess he, he said, uh, a, a machine wouldn't say, I'll come back.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he said that. Apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  He probably just misread it five times and they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back. They're like, Ar- Arnold, it's, I'll come back. He's like, I'll be back. They're like, fine. We can't do 12 more things. He fucked it up every time. But it truthfully, apparently he ta- he was saying, they got into an argument about it.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film. But it was jokingly written as, I'll come back.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  What, uh, let's-

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of powerful.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  What if I'm the director, okay?

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, hey, I'm Arnold?

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cause I've never seen you do your Arnold, so.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  So, um-

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  How good is this movie gonna be? Aren't we killing it? We're crushing.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I love, I love your-

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Listen, Cameron, James. Aren't we crushing?

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  All I want to do is lift weights.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  And coming, I'm coming.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, we're, we're, actually, we're shooting something right now?

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm still coming.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm coming at the gym, I'm coming at home.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  I understand, but can I just?

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  I will be coming.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, but that's not the line.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Can I say that in a film?

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  You can't. It's, um-

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  I'll be coming.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um-

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  I'll be coming.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  No, the line is, I'll come back. No, we gotta go. The light's, we're losing light.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll be coming on your back.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  I know. I'll come back is the line.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  I'll come all over you.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  All right, guys, guys, get, and action.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  I'll be back.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Cut. You don't have to make the noise.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  I want to make the sounds.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna do that in post.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  I want to do the sounds.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but we have.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  I love sound.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well you can do the sound.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  That's not the kind of sounds that we're gonna use, but anyway, guys, and action. I'll be back.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  I'll be back.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, cut.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  I went to the camera.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but, uh, really good.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  Where's Will Sasso when we need him?

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  That was my favorite.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  The greatest.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  My favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Nah, Sasso's the king, dude. I got good news for the crew.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  We're doing it.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  That's, and that's all I want.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  I know, you know what I'm talking about.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  I really don't.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  We're going to Japan.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we are?

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  I got the sign off, we're ready to rock.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be coming from Hawaii and I will meet you guys in Japan.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Wait, we're doing it in July?

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm already halfway there, so I said, we're planning something with the family, and I said, if I'm halfway there, would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is gonna line up perfect.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  So we gotta start booking flights to Japan.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  How long are we gonna be there?

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  What do you wanna do? Six days? Seven days?

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Is that, that's a long, right? Yeah. That's enough?

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  I mean, do, but do we just wanna do Tokyo? Or do we wanna go? Okinawa.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Okinawa.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Oki-nawa. Oki-nawa.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  That's where Mr. Miyagi's from, Okinawa.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo and then we'll figure it out. We should take the bullet train. That would be fun, to go down to Kyoto or whatever.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's gonna be on the train, we're gonna fight. What's that movie called?

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Bullet Train.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  That was a good movie.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait. So we're gonna do it, we'll start locking it up, we'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun, not even a show, but like a.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Meet and greet.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Meet and greet? Or something for Japanese fans?

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Would that be kinda fun to do?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a meet and greet.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just like a.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  At a comic store or something.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like a local hangout.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Comic store?

• 12:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think?

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  I think we have about four or five.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  That's enough for a comic book store?

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Why'd you say comic book store? That's exactly where our fans would be in Japan.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  No, I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working and I was like, oh.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a pain for you.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  All right, just anywhere, coffee shop.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  How about this, Bob?

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Hotel lobby.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you know what they have? These massive video game, like arcade, uh, places?

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  And you should play fans one on one in games.

• 12:41Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  That is a great idea.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Right? They have these massive video game, like that.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  They have ones where they hold tournaments, though. That they hold like weekly tournaments you can go to. I think that would be fun.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  God, those buildings are so cool looking.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  You know what the wildest shit is? Every floor is something different, too.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  You'll walk in, it'll be like, first floor is a restaurant, second floor is like a...

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  A shop for shopping. The third one is a massage place. The fourth one is like a, you know, whatever. It's all...

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Fucky, fucky.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  Japan, here we come. We're going to Japan.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Two dollar, you touch a... You know, two dollar? Is this still two dollars?

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  No, it's free now.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  It's like New York pizza, they raise the prices.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  It's a dollar fifty now.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  The boys are gonna go to Japan.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, McCon, you're going too?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, that's up to us.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:28Speaker 05

  Said I gotta film it.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  But that's up to us.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you gotta film it?

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause he, he does jump on a lot of, he gets to jump on a lot of...

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Hey, I'm doing this. So, we get to decide.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Do they speak English there or is it gonna be hard?

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  No. No, no English. Hasn't made its way over there yet.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta go all the way around.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  They've heard it?

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't even know it.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Are you a flat-earther? What's going on here?

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm a square-earther, you know that. Four sides.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Sw- no, I, I, they do speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there are certain islands you go to, they do not speak English.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  So, you better get that Google Translate ready to rock and roll.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. I'm ready to go.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm so excited we're gonna go.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  We should dress up as ninjas.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, you should too.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  I can't.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, they would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you, but me, they're like, this is good.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  This is good, yeah.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is funny when he does it.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  You can't, we can't cosplay it?

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we, dude, that, half of Japan is cosplay.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  I mean, the whole country is cosplay.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Like, make it more American. Like, I'll come as an American eagle. Yeah, you can come up as, yeah.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  You can go as pumpkin spice.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Pumpkin spice the latte.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  Who wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up in American bald eagle.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  American, yeah.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Taken back, dude.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  We should get into something funny, sorry. Just chatting.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  That's fine. No, we're doing good, right?

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  I just like chatting with you.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, I like chatting with you. Everything's fine. What is that?

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Oh, this was, this, this is a, what is this? A handing a person get on, oh, boy.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  No, don't laugh.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Is there a stitch?

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Don't laugh.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Don't laugh, Ted.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Let's see. Don't.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  The sound, immediately, I think of the, the

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  I cut the music.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  And no one helps her.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Papa?

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  See, that guy right there, that guy right there.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Didn't, well, try.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Too slow, too slow, dude.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't help.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  You would not.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I like a good laugh.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  But, wow.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  That's, uh, the Bart, that's up in San Francisco.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  And why, why do you know he says she?

• 15:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Because men would just, men would just take the hit.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Why is she color coordinating?

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  That actually looks cool.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Look at it. I'm wearing a green shirt. I'm gonna wear my green shoes as well.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian woman. A, this is in the Bay Area. Two, she's wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Asian woman.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  And gloves.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  And gloves.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  And gloves, and it's like 74 degrees.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow. That's funny.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  I saw Leo last night go into, oh, no, two nights ago, go into a place.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Leo, really? Where?

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Look, he looks the, it's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at valet, and he was going into like a secret club. But he had his hat on low.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  And the valet goes, oh, Leo's here. I was like, well, don't, I wouldn't say that out loud.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you go say hi?

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, no.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know me.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  You're a part of that.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he went into his club thing. It was like a private club. What do you mean, I'm not, what? What are you talking about?

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Leo would be like, get away, get away. But he was wearing his hat real low, like he does. It's kind of wild, dude.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe he still lives in LA. That was my first thought. Why would he live here anymore?

• 16:37Speaker 05

  Because he's a 90s dude.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  He's still, yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  I would, I mean, give me a city that's better.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing, he could hide out somewhere. He could go to like Montana and just live, you know?

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can have a ranch or something.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers them.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Robert Duvall died.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  You know, luckily, for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  Thank god.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  I did, we did mention Catherine O'Hara, sadly, rest in peace.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  He was 95, though.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  But you know who died today, the triple, it was Catherine O'Hara, Robert Duvall, and today,

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Jesse died.

• 17:17Speaker 05

  Oh, Jesse Jackson, that's right.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, Jesse Jackson.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  Jesse Jackson died this morning, the Reverend. R.I.P., Chicago legend.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  Died in Chicago, not from Chicago, died in Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson, Black History Month, no less.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  God, what a legend. Remember the single tear he did when Barack won?

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in on that face.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Look at that face.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  That does look like the Cosby, like, mm, boom, boom, boom.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  When Cosby was doing pudding.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  He's got that, like, I'm up to something.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's got fish eyes, too.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does have fishy eyes, yeah.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Purple circle head.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Is Dolly Parton alive?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's still alive, yeah.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Because I saw her on a billboard on the way here, and I had that thought, should I mention it? Because maybe, because how old is she now?

• 17:57Speaker 05

  We can test the faith.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that, I don't want her to pass away, at 80, yeah.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  Oh, it's a good bet, though.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  I know. We should have a Bad Friends death poll here, where you can bet, the fans can bet with us on who's gonna die next. I don't want her to die, I'm saying that, but I saw on a billboard, and I thought, I don't know if she's alive or not.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  You know, if she died, you know what would die like two days after her? Her titties. They stay alive for two days.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  They do? Pretty good.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're big, guys. They're their own organism now.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  They're huge.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  Come on, brother.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  You think an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin? No.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think she's got breast surgery, look it up.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  You're out of your mind.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  No, those are real.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  No, they're not.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  It's like, I don't even have to Google it, but I will, because I...

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I want you to Google it, I want you to Google it, yeah, yeah.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  It's the most, she, she talks very openly.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  My bet is no. My bet is, everyone, let's, consensus.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  I bet you, all the money you have.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  How about you? Yes, McCone?

• 18:53Speaker 05

  They're fake, yeah.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  No, they're real. Go ahead, Google it.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Fuck!

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  Breast augmentation lifts to advance her signature look. They're real expensive and they're real nice.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, honey, they're real nice. They're real fun to suck on.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's disappointing.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  She's always been fun on, on talk shows about it.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  She's a good actress, too.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  She's the shit. Dolly Parton's the shit.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Was she in Steel Magnolias? Is that the movie she was in?

• 19:23Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  I love, do you like that movie?

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  It was good.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  I love that movie.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen it in a long time.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love Steel Magnolias.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Is she on Raya? Have you seen her on Raya?

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Would you have?

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't even swipe for her.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Just the, it, it's just, I, eh.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  Where would you take Dolly?

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  That's the thing, where do you go? You know what I mean? I don't know any barbecue shops, really, or.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna take me to a barbecue shop? You sweet little noodle, you. Come on, baby, let's go to a barbecue shop!

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I don't know, I don't know cowboy stores, you know what I mean? I don't know any of that.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  Y'all won't believe it. Bobby Lee was nabbing on my knobs. He was slopping on my knobs the other day.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  She's, she's.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  I just don't know where to take her.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  She's still pretty sexy.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  How old is Sally Field now?

• 20:08Speaker 05

  Oh, so, old. Seventy-nine.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Still a babe, though.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  After all these years, like, how?

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Legend.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  You know why these women are still babes, like her? Cause she just, she didn't fuck with her face. Yeah, Julia Roberts doesn't fuck with her face, that's why she looks so pretty. Fifty, she's sixty years old, she's a, that's a, she's a mega babe.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  Dylan McDermott, what's this about? You like him?

• 20:29Speaker 05

  He's sixty-four. He's sixty-four and he looks great!

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  You like this, yeah?

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you like him?

• 20:36Speaker 05

  I like, you know what? I do like him more than Sally Field. I would fuck him more.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  You're off your head.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Sally Field is a legend. Dylan McDermott, he's not a legend.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  His looks are compared to her.

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  He did, I saw that on the thing, I know. Hey, on March twenty-seventh, the ass-kicking comedy event of the year drops! Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, streaming only on Hulu. It stars Vince Vaughn, James Marsden, and Asa Gonzalez.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, Vince Vaughn?

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  He's twice as tall as me.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  Think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  So your entire twenties?

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Uh, exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vons trying to save the day.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes, "Don't text her."

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  There's mob stuff, action, chaos, and it's rated R.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Mob stuff? You'd fold immediately, dude.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  I would thrive in the mob.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  You have substitute teacher energy.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  Rude, but fair.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  The trailer's actually hilarious. Big action, dumb decisions, double Vince Vaughn, and paired with James Marsden.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm sold. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming March 27th, only on Hulu. Rated R.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Which means don't watch it with your mom.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  Or Bobby's mom.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker. You know, your wife's glasses. You know, I always compliment them.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

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• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Those glasses are Warby Parker?

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  Those are Warby Parkers.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they are.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  And seriously, nothing comes close on quality, Andrew.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

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• 22:12Andrew Santino?

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• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  And the prescription glasses start at $95, so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price.

• 22:38Andrew Santino?

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• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  That's 15% off when you buy two pair of glasses at W A R B Y Parker.com/badfriend.

• 23:09Andrew Santino?

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• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Jules, Carlos, Google the movie Cocoon, the cast.

• 23:16Andrew Santino?

  I loved that movie.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  I love that movie too.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  What a crazy movie. I saw that before. I was supposed to.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Look at the cast, zoom in. Can you zoom in at the cast?

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  Wilford Brimley.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Wilford Brimley, when he did Cocoon. How old was he when he did Cocoon?

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  He's looked the same.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, how, how old was he when he did Cocoon?

• 23:36Speaker 04

  He was forty-nine.

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  He was fifty years old.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  Like you, right now.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  I know. Isn't that insane? I'm fifty-four. I'm five, six years older than him.

• 23:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you could, this means you could have a resurgence.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean, nursing home in the movie.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  Actors did look so much older.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Why did he, why did he look so old?

• 23:55Speaker 04

  Everybody looks much.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of themselves. He's probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  There's no like Korean, they probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. That's Paul Rudd at fifty-two and Wilford Brimley at fifty-two.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that insane?

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  That's, that looks like his son.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Grandson, even.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is, this is because no one cared back then.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  It's unbelievable.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older, because they needed older people in movies.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if, because in two thousand twenty-six, if he was like fifty, forty-eight, he'd look different, you think? What, what, what could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Right. Are you shopping a Gucci? Like, what is it?

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  He's got Gucci slides.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what could he do?

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure there's a fix.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Look, look at you. You don't look fifty-four. Most people on the internet think we're the same age.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, but in the fifties, I think I would look still the, like, the way I look. You don't think I would?

• 24:54Andrew Santino?

  No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the fifties.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  An old Hagerty Korean man in the fifties.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what do I do different now than, than would, you, what do you mean, what do you mean?

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Were there any Korean actors in the fifties?

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  There had to have been maybe one. Who is that?

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was tough.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there you go. Key actors in the fifties, South Korean film industry, because of your own independent film industry. Yeah. Bari Wood.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but look at that. They look pretty.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  But they're all very young, I bet. That's, they're all probably nineteen to twenty-five. They're very young back then.

• 25:34Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Like in that guy on the right, playing forty, but he's twenty.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  That's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  I mean, Judy Garland was sixteen in Wizard of Oz, right? Or fifteen or something. And they made her pretend, they, they put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Crazy. Crazy times.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  What a great movie. Wizard of Oz.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Honestly?

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, for the time.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  What don't you like about Wizard of Oz?

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that when they get to the wizard.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  He's just a little weak man behind a curtain. I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  You came back.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  You followed the road. You followed the road. How did you find me?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  All episodes I'm gonna put.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, boost it up. And the whiz, right, that was the black version.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  The black version, yeah. I would love an Asian version. That'd be great.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  The whiz.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If you look at the Tin Man, you look, it's made in China.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  We've lost Toto.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  The first scene.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Toto's gone.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  And then all you hear is this character go.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  The lion.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the lion. I didn't eat him. Okay, cowardly lion.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  That'd be amazing.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. But who would be the witch?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  No yellow brick road because they would get lost. They would get lost on the road. Camera wise, they would just blend in. They would just blend in, right?

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  Follow the red brick road.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  We do white road.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  White road.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Follow the white road.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  They should do an Asian whiz.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they should do an Asian whiz.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  The black whiz, that was Michael Jackson, right? Did he write that movie?

• 27:24Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  But he wrote the soundtrack.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the rubber road.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  No, bad?

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  No, very good.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the monkeys too, right? Didn't there monkeys, flying monkeys in that? Yeah.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  And they were really depressed, all those actors.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Like, the little people on that were treated so awful.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  And then the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being not true.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Really, who?

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods and apparently you could see it in the original cut, but that's not true.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  Man, Brad looks different, huh?

• 28:06Speaker 04

  Forty-nine.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  There's just something about it.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  You know what they represented?

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is Jim Henson in there like?

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it doesn't look real.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  By the way, why didn't they get, those are all really old men and they should have gotten little people, little kids.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Or just get little kids to play little people.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  No, but that wouldn't have been.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  That wouldn't have been okay.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  I didn't get it? What? What? I mean.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  Come on!

• 28:41Speaker 00

  10,000 roles, I didn't get it? Nothing, not even a callback?

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  You know, they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  One trailer? Yeah.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  It's how awful. They were treated so poorly, they talk about it, they were, it was so awful, the way that this movie was filmed, the way they did it. And also, she was treated like shit. She was abused the whole time, it's crazy. Oh yeah, what's his name in?

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Legend. Yeah.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  R2-D2.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Imagine, dude, scenes and tattooing in that thing?

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  For hours.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  For hours, imagine that.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  You'd do it.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  You'd do it.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  After, I think after I did Star Wars, the success? I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's gonna watch this. And I'm in this tin can. In the, in the desert.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  But you, but you still get the, you still get the, the praise of the fans, because they know it's you. Because they promote it as you.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, but no one knew Star Wars was gonna be that big.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  No, not the first one.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so in the first one, he's like, fuck this, you know what I mean? And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah, put me in that.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Imagine the call from his agent. We did it.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents?

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  You think they have regular?

• 29:47Speaker 00

  Hey Joe, you did it, you got the part.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  You want someone like you to represent?

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  That's why you should have Asian representatives.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  I used to, I, I still kinda have a Korean, um, agent.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  I think you should have more.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Lawrence Hare. Commercial.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Lawrence Hasteen. Half, half Asian, half Jewish.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need them. Oh no.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  God. One of the, one of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here, guys. Get in there, dude!

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  You're not, you're not doing anything, you're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our, our, our, uh, fans at home, we have a, a guest that joined us, one of our favorite people on earth, and.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Very funny, I like you.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  A ballot, a ballot holder.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Handsome.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  A potential inductee to the Basketball Hall of Fame.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Blake.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Blake Griffin.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the Hall of Fame.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know much about it, but.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  But I'll tell you this, though. I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Was.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Was, right. But, but I don't judge it by that.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Who did he play for?

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Who did he play for? Name, name anybody he played for.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off, dude.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  He played for thirty-five teams.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  How many teams did you play for?

• 30:57Speaker 06

  I played for, I played for, just start naming.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Uh, the Nuggets.

• 31:03Speaker 06

  Nope.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Fuck! The Golden, what's it, the Golden?

• 31:06Speaker 06

  Ah, the Golden. Yes, the Goldens.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  The Goldens? What's it called?

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  It all goes back to Asian, Asian themed stuff.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  Golden State Warriors, yeah.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Golden State Warriors.

• 31:16Speaker 06

  He's like, ah, the sun. The rising sun.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  Were you on the Dragons? When were you on the Dragons?

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is embarrassing for me, dude.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  You're more of like a...

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Kig, you got it. You can guess. I know you can guess.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Trailblazer later.

• 31:30Speaker 06

  Brazzers is crazy. You are sticking with the...

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:34Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  How many more shots?

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  The Dynamite Minds, he was in those.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Dynamite? I don't think that was, I think that's lying. There's no Dynamite Minds.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Utah Dynamite Minds.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  What city?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:44Speaker 06

  Was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that...

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Hmm?

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, Salt, what?

• 31:52Speaker 06

  No, like, think about, where were cars? It was like the home, home...

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Detroit.

• 31:56Speaker 06

  There you go, there's one. What's the team name?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  A fucking, the Lions.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  You were, you played for the Lions?

• 32:02Speaker 06

  I played center for the Lions.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  I thought that was football.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  It is?

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  It is, yeah. That's not a football player.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  What, what is?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Give me the first initial of the, of...

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  P.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  P.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Detroit?

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Pistons.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! Detroit Pistons!

• 32:15Speaker 06

  There you go, Bobby.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball here in Los Angeles?

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  I thought he played for the Lakers, but no.

• 32:22Speaker 06

  Is there another, is there another team in LA?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:25Speaker 06

  Is there another team in LA?

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:26Speaker 06

  The Lakers.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  That, uh, give me the first initial.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  C.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that the Celtics?

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:32Speaker 06

  I did play for the Celtics.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Did you really?

• 32:33Speaker 06

  That's not the LA.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  That's Boston, though. That's Boston.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  There you go.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Clippers!

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Woo!

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:40Speaker 06

  There's one more, but this one could be tough.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Give me the city.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  No, the city's a giveaway.

• 32:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm gonna give you the, I'll give you the state.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Give me the state, give me the state.

• 32:51Speaker 06

  New York.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the New York.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  The New York?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  The New York, give me the first initial.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Come on.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Because I want you to find it.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  In fact, the team didn't used to be in New York.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  They were in New Jersey.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  Maybe that helps. It won't. That's, that makes it substantially harder.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Just give me the first initial, man. You're making me embarrassed.

• 33:12Speaker 06

  It's a, it's an integral part to a basketball hoop.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Cylinders.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 33:18Speaker 06

  Ah, yes.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  The New York Cylinder.

• 33:20Speaker 06

  The Brooklyn Cylinder.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Even if we tell you the Brooklyn, you know what the Brooklyn, you know the team in Brooklyn, you know who they are?

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Let's just move on, dude.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give me the initial, first initial.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know, other than the rim?

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the rim.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  And the?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  And the net. There's no fucking New York Nets.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  That's right, there's not.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Is there Nets?

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 33:40Speaker 06

  We just told you the.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn Nets.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, dude!

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  You're really good on that, dude.

• 33:45Speaker 06

  There I am, thanks, man. You're a big fan, right?

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  Zoom into that real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look at that, dude. Look at the powerhouse.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. But here's what.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Can you name any of those guys?

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll try.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Can you know, which one's Blake? How about that?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  All the way to the right.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:02Speaker 06

  Nice.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Spunky Webb, is he in that?

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Spunky Webb is in the top middle. Who else? Name these guys, I know you know them.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  David Chambers.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  David Chambers on the top left, yes, very good.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, there's always one African guy, like, um, Frank Alumina Majan.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 34:15Speaker 06

  No, it's Alumina Inmajan.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  Alumina Inmajan, Alumina Inmajan, okay.

• 34:19Speaker 06

  Close, though.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, and also, there's always a Croatian or something.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 34:22Speaker 06

  There's actually a Native American on that team right there.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 34:26Speaker 06

  Which one's Native American?

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Shadow Wolf.

• 34:29Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Is there a Shadow Wolf?

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  I will say about that guy, he got the ball stolen from him every single game.

• 34:37Speaker 06

  But they gave him like, uh, his own little court?

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  Gave him a little side court, yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 06

  And he gets to play there.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know much, dude. I don't know much.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter, but this was an amazing team. Fear the Beard, number 13, is there, Durant.

• 34:48Speaker 06

  James Harden.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Kyrie, that's a crazy crew.

• 34:50Speaker 06

  Who's the white guy?

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  You know who the white guy is?

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Is he a legend?

• 34:54Speaker 06

  He is, he's an awesome guy.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  He's a great guy.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  But he's a basketball legend.

• 34:59Speaker 06

  And I, I wouldn't, he's not like a, like the Hall of Fame type of, but he's like a.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Like John Stockton.

• 35:04Speaker 06

  Not.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  That's a legend.

• 35:05Speaker 06

  That's a, yeah.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  That's, oh, he's not that.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Players of all time.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Stockton is?

• 35:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't even, I can't believe I even know that.

• 35:12Speaker 06

  His name is.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  John Stockton?

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  You know more players than you lead on. Like, I think you know, name another famous basketball player, go, fast. Go. I know you know.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Magic Johnson.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, see?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Who else?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Um, we got Scottie Pippen.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. See, I know you know, you know the old.

• 35:28Speaker 06

  He know a lot.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 35:31Speaker 06

  You're killing this dude.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember the Phoenix Suns Chambers, the center forward.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Center forward for the Phoenix Suns.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  What's his first name?

• 35:38Speaker 06

  Tom Chambers.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Tom Chambers, yeah.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 35:40Speaker 06

  Chambers of commerce.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  How do you know Tom Chambers? Cause of video games. Video games, yeah.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Video games should help.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There he is, Tom Chambers. Do you know him, Tom Chambers?

• 35:51Speaker 06

  Uh, I don't think I've, I may have met him before.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What legends have you met? I'm gonna get a throw.

• 35:57Speaker 06

  Most of them, if they're still alive.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing?

• 36:00Speaker 05

  He's with Jordan.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  He's about to get into the Hall of Fame.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, he's great.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, he knows the legends. He is a legend.

• 36:05Speaker 06

  This is more about you than.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Can I just say something?

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, there's certain comedy legends that I don't know.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, I've never met, um, fuck.

• 36:16Speaker 06

  Russell Brand.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  You're right. I know Russell.

• 36:20Speaker 06

  Oh, you know Russell.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  You know everybody, and everybody knows you.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  There is one legend I don't know.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Ram Dass. You're not familiar with Ram Dass?

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Ram Dass I don't know.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't know him.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, let me think. Who have I not met?

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  You've met.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Eddie Murphy.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  You've met Eddie.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  I've never met Eddie. Ever met.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  We met him together.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never met Eddie Murphy.

• 36:39Speaker 06

  I just recently got a Instagram notification. See if I still have it.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  From whom?

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, it's gonna be a big name, dude.

• 36:46Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Deepak Chopra?

• 36:48Speaker 06

  Richard Pryor started following me.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's a good one!

• 36:52Speaker 06

  Good news, bad news. One, he's live. Good news.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Is he hanging out with Epstein?

• 36:58Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Cause he didn't die either.

• 36:59Speaker 06

  That really shocked me.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Richard Pryor started following you.

• 37:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Does Richard Pryor follow you?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  God, I'm a little bummed that Pryor followed you from the grave.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Maybe Rain Pryor, you know his daughter.

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, maybe she runs the account.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Maybe Rain Pryor does, yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Richard.

• 37:13Speaker 06

  Do you know her daughter?

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rain Pryor, yeah.

• 37:14Speaker 06

  Let me see if I can find the screenshot of it.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Richard Pryor?

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Is his icon him on fire?

• 37:22Speaker 05

  He follows y'all too.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey, he does follow me! But I don't follow him back.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Does he follow me?

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 06

  I didn't know whether to follow back or not.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't think it's a follow back. This is a, this is a corporate account run by someone else.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 05

  Kill Tony.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a big Kill Tony fan.

• 37:39Speaker 06

  Richard Pryor started following you.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  That's huge.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Larry Bird, you know him?

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, met him one time.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nice.

• 37:46Speaker 06

  The hick from French Lick.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  That's what they call him.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  The hick from French, talked the most shit. They think he was like the, he was a dog, right? He would talk.

• 37:51Speaker 06

  Oh, he was off.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Heavy shit. Wait, I want to, this reminds me, on the car ride, you're gonna fucking love this. On the car ride, uh, from, uh, this weekend when we were on tour, so this guy that opens for me, Devontre Coleman, great comic, he's sitting there and he kinda giving me looks, cause the driver's saying a couple of things, uncomfortable things, and he goes, uh, "Well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than Tupac. I had him and he was not nice."

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  And Devontre goes, "You had Tupac in the car?" He goes, "Just a couple of months ago, had him."

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  I go, "Well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge."

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  And the Devontre's giving me the, "Don't egg this guy on, cause he's gonna say wild shit."

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  And then I go, "Yeah, so what, what was Tupac's deal?" He's like, "Well, he brought weed, and, you know, they lost his bag and he had to have his pot." And I was like, "Tupac lost his weed that he traveled?" By the way, Oregon, weed's very legal there. I was like, "So Tupac brought weed a couple of months ago and got, lost his bag." And then he goes, he goes, "Yeah?" And I go, "You sure it was Tupac?" He goes, "Oh, yeah." He, well, he sings, um, "Funky Cold Medina."

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  That's like, swear to God.

• 39:01Speaker 06

  In Oregon, this is in Oregon?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Oregon, "Funky Cold Medina."

• 39:03Speaker 06

  Staying true to the west coast.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, who was, of course, Tone Loc.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Not Tupac.

• 39:10Speaker 06

  Tupac.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  And I said, "Are you sure it's not Tone Loc?" He goes, "That's who it is. That was him." Well, he was a meanie. And then, I have to give you one more story, this guy blew my mind. So the car gets quiet, then he pipes up again. Somehow, we're joking around about the files, about the Epstein files, and then he goes, I go, "Well, you know, they should, uh, they should public execute. You know, they should just do like, we should do public execution, we should, and it should be pay-per-view. You'd pay for it." And everyone, we're joking around about it, and then he goes, "I agree, I agree." And I go, "I go, "Yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone on the, on the list." He goes, "Yeah, I'd prefer, just historically, cause of me, I prefer hanging myself." And Devontre just slowly turned.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, alright brother, I think, uh, let's stop chatting. I'm gonna get on my phone now. He literally said, "I prefer hanging."

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  And I was like,

• 40:00Speaker 06

  Oh, hanging.

• 40:03Speaker 06

  Oh, boy.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  Because you forget dude, Oregon's the west coast, but rural Oregon is not, rural Oregon is not, uh...

• 40:10Speaker 06

  Are you like a get in the Uber or is it like a driver?

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  It's a driver if that works.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  You get in and you right away, you're like, alright, let me feel him out or, because I try to go quiet. Because you never know what you're gonna open up.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  And then I always get nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at all, with, for you, it's gotta be impossible for them to not know who you are. We can kinda get away with it sometimes, but then I think, they're listening to every word that we're saying.

• 40:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  So especially if I'm with people that are opening for me, I'm always like, we should, because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and friends, I'm always like, let's not, he can hear, he's gonna listen.

• 40:40Speaker 06

  Also, a lot of drivers have those little cameras.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Cameras, I think about that all the time.

• 40:45Speaker 06

  I mostly think about it when I'm just getting, just getting a bug.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  Just huffing a bug.

• 40:50Speaker 06

  You just like make eye contact.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  You talk to them right when you get in?

• 40:54Speaker 06

  I just, there's the, hey, hello.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but do you?

• 40:56Speaker 06

  And then I try to, I try to, sometimes I just take AirPods and I go, "Hey guys, yeah, I'm here, I'm in a car, so I'm gonna be on mute, but I'm listening." Watch TikTok videos.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  I did the phone call thing too, but the ride was like an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  I had to improvise a fake phone call for two hours. "No, Johnny, hear me? He was at the halfback, he's a halfback guy." Just making shit up.

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  How did we lose the deal?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  How did we lose it?

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Two hours of that.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  We had a driver in England that he, we had on video that we posted. We were asking him questions because we really wanted to know, like, he showed us the studio, right, that, um, what was it, Abbey Road was accorded at, right? And then we pass it and we're like, "What's that?" And he's like, "Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a..." And we're like, "Oh shit, I don't understand a word this guy said."

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  We laughed so hard.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  He was just mumbling through everything. And he'd go, "Oh yeah?" And we're like, "Yeah, that, sure, that's fine." He talked to us forever. We didn't, nothing, nothing came out of that.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Anywhere, and on Thursdays at 4:00, I go to therapy every week.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Every week.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  It saves my life. It's easy to get started. You can easily sign up online and get paired with a licensed provider, typically within 48 hours.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing is you can do this from anywhere. Look, a lot of people still use traditional therapy when you go in to talk to someone in an office, or a house, or whatever. But, for a lot of people that are busy, you have families, you have multiple jobs, you have a lot going on, you can do this from the comfort of your own home, on your lunch break, at your office, you can do it in your car. It doesn't matter where you are. Talkspace makes getting the help you need easy, accessible, and affordable. Plus, most insured members have a $0 copay. $0 copay.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Let us tell you more about why we love Talkspace, because Bobby and I both use therapy, we both believe in it. I think it's nice to talk to someone.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  I had trauma in my life, and so I do EMDR through Talkspace and whatnot, and it's completely taking the weight off my shoulders.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  After you do therapy at 4:00 PM, it's always a good episode.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  We always have a better podcast after I do therapy.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  That is actually true. And as a listener to this podcast, you'll get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S-P-A-C-E-80, to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80. What size shoes are those?

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  15.

• 43:16Speaker 06

  16.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 43:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, 16.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we could never share.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Huge feet.

• 43:20Speaker 06

  You want to throw them on?

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to throw them on.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, come on, let me see you with his shoes on.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  You're 6'9".

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit. Are you dating, married? What's going on with you?

• 43:29Speaker 06

  I'm just getting right down to it.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  He's always interested.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go direct.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  Because if you have that big a feet, he's kind of...

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  I have bonds on you.

• 43:36Speaker 06

  Oh, you're interested in me?

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:38Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Not sexually.

• 43:39Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how dare you?

• 43:41Speaker 06

  Spiritually?

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, spiritually, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you dating? What's going on?

• 43:47Speaker 06

  Yeah. I'm engaged. I'm engaged, yeah.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, amazing.

• 43:52Speaker 06

  Thank you so much.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  And guess who's going to be the flower girl?

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Bobby.

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  You would be such a cute flower girl.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my gosh. I would be the best.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  A little sundress?

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  I would literally do it.

• 44:00Speaker 06

  Just floating down the aisle.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would literally do it.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  You with the flower. I mean, you'd make it such a show.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you have a date already, or no?

• 44:07Speaker 06

  Uh, September, yes. Labor Day weekend.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  9/11.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm a 9/11 rock.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  September 11.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a good time to do it.

• 44:12Speaker 06

  Love is in the air.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Never forget.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Did you instantly, when you met her, did you instantly know she is the one, or did it take time?

• 44:21Speaker 06

  Um, she's, yeah, pretty like special from the beginning.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because he's, we're trying to find him love again because he's really, he wants it bad.

• 44:31Speaker 06

  Let's get down to brass tacks, Bobby.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  I am dating somebody.

• 44:33Speaker 06

  Oh, how's that going? How'd you guys meet?

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. At the Comedy Store, but you know, I ain't dating somebody.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  But I'm saying.

• 44:38Speaker 06

  Is she a comic?

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  You're dating someone, but I'm saying like you want marriage now. You're ready.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're ready to go.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Yeah.

• 44:44Speaker 06

  It's beautiful.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  He wants it.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm ready.

• 44:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, um.

• 44:48Speaker 06

  What makes you know you're ready?

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  He's 54.

• 44:51Speaker 06

  Oh, okay. Wow.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Speaker 06

  Holy shit.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm about to die. That's how I know.

• 44:56Speaker 06

  My god.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  We just bought his plot of land to, uh, to bury him in. So we figured, we get that done, then we get a headstone.

• 45:03Speaker 06

  Get married on the plot of land.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:06Speaker 06

  Save a little.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  I've been taking a lot of these lately.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a plug for the show.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but this is real. I, I asked Carlos last night, I go, bring more BlueChew.

• 45:13Andrew Santino?

  The funniest thing is we do do BlueChew reads for the show, but Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them and we don't, then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like, they're at the house.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  You just popping them like?

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. It's just like, because I'm on Lexapro, you cannot get even a rep.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Not at all?

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  At all.

• 45:29Speaker 06

  So the Lexapro and the BlueChew are just fighting?

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah, yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 06

  Who wins?

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  That's the commercial.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  What? BlueChew wins every time, baby!

• 45:37Speaker 06

  Great commercial.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I need it.

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Really. It works though.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  But without?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Coming is hard.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Coming is hard.

• 45:43Andrew Santino?

  But without the Lexapro, you're fine?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  Have you, you've seen that, right? Arnold, god, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexapro, you are fine?

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  If I wasn't on it, no, yeah, I'd be fine. Yeah.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  But you feel so much better on Lex.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  It's really astounding how you just, it affects your sex drive.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  What are they called? SSRIs?

• 46:04Speaker 06

  Oh, like Hold Drive?

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  I think the Hold Drive. Even now, it's like, last night I was at the comedy show, we were at the show, and I was going in the back and there was a really cute girl and she grabbed my wrist. And she's like, where are you going? Right? And I'm going home.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the Lexapro talking.

• 46:19Speaker 06

  Take mine.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like I didn't even, because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Then I'll position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  I know what you do.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you grab them and go, what's up? You have fun? Right? But I didn't even do that. I did this and I went home.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  But then if you did this and then you got in your car, popped a blue chew, then you're like, I'm gonna go have a chat with that lady.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then I have to drive back. Yeah.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta go back.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it affects my sex drive, I think.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  That's something that ballplayers can't do. Like, you can't wait outside of the stadium, have a cigarette.

• 46:49Speaker 06

  No, I usually don't.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:53Speaker 06

  But you know, guys will, guys will use the, uh, the bench attendants, the locker room attendants.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 46:59Speaker 06

  They sit out there on the court during the game and they'll use them.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? They'll do that?

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Go talk to that girl from, yeah, they sent him over. That's great.

• 47:06Speaker 06

  Single guys.

• 47:06Andrew Santino?

  It's like Carlos is like your runner.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:09Speaker 05

  Except I would take the girls from the players.

• 47:11Speaker 06

  Mmm, okay, player. I see you.

• 47:13Speaker 05

  I would do half and half.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  What are you, what are you?

• 47:15Speaker 06

  She said no, man.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  You said, you're saying, if you're an assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin?

• 47:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, if he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, uh, you know, he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll with me. You know, maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m., 4 a.m.

• 47:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  Same when I do with Bob.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  That is exactly, that is precisely.

• 47:37Speaker 05

  Bobby, I'm joking. I don't.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  I let it go, I let it go.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  No, that is legitimately true.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  It's the ketamine talking, the ketamine.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:44Speaker 06

  Are you guys doing ketamine?

• 47:45Speaker 05

  No, I'm not on ketamine.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's on ketamine.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  He was this, he was on this weekend. He's, uh, he's gonna be in timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but not happening, I guess.

• 47:54Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  And they go to the gay nightclubs and they party all night.

• 47:56Speaker 05

  We don't have to tell Blake about the gay.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff.

• 47:59Speaker 06

  No, I love, I love, are you kidding me? Come on.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  You would have killed it at the Abbey.

• 48:05Speaker 06

  Thanks, man.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Make that part of your speech.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Blake, who's?

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  I would have killed it at the Abbey, just letting you guys know.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Blake, who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing?

• 48:17Speaker 06

  Oh, my gosh.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  Would anybody make you nervous?

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, does it make you nervous?

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  Never. No.

• 48:22Speaker 06

  Basketball, I played, I've literally been able to dribble ball since I could walk.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:26Speaker 06

  It's like the one thing.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Secondhand.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm saying, we don't, you see someone famous in a crowd at a show, you're not, it's awesome. You're not, you're like stoked.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't care.

• 48:33Speaker 06

  Nervous.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:34Speaker 06

  I don't know. It depends on who, like, you, like, seeing Denzel or Jack Nichols, like, Jack Nicholson or...

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Barack Obama?

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  Does Jack even watch the game?

• 48:44Speaker 06

  Barack Obama, yeah.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:45Speaker 06

  Barack. I'm still, I've never played Barack. But Barack was there.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Barack?

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  There was a game, look this up. Look up N64, Turak. T U R O K. Turak Obama is the game I'm gonna put out. Where Barack Obama's just fighting dinosaurs. Turak Obama. Taking back.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  That's Turak Obama.

• 49:08Speaker 06

  That's why he's so staunch on fossil fuels.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right, dude.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  So you don't get intimidated if Barack or something was in the sideline?

• 49:16Speaker 06

  I'm, can you, I'd need you to say it.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to say it. I refuse to say it right.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he's saying it right.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  Barack.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Barack Obama.

• 49:22Speaker 06

  Barack.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't get nervous, like, they go, Barack's here.

• 49:26Speaker 06

  Not nervous, I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  The guy, the guy was in office for fucking almost a decade and it's Barack to him. Never once did you hear the news and go Barack and you were like, no, I think it's Barack.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I know it's Barack.

• 49:38Speaker 06

  They were saying that on Fox News.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they were.

• 49:39Speaker 06

  I was just out of himself as a Fox News guy.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Damn it, Barack!

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Turning point guy.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Hussein Obama!

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Show me his papers, was he even born here? Show me!

• 49:52Speaker 06

  How was the Kid Rock concert, by the way?

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  It was really good.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  So good. We were there.

• 49:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we went.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Drink my beer, kiss my frog.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  Fish, my fish.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:02Speaker 06

  Meanwhile, I was listening to Bad Booney.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Amazing performance.

• 50:05Speaker 06

  Bad Booney.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it?

• 50:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was great.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  What a great performance.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  It was, it was, it was insane.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Flawless.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  It was insane.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  It was insane.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  I didn't understand one word he said.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't care.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  I put up a Google Translate TV.

• 50:19Speaker 06

  I was like, fuck, I'm in. Let's go.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 06

  More Booney.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  He understood every word, because Fancy's from Spain, so he really got that. That really tickled you, didn't it?

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not deep.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  It's not deep?

• 50:29Speaker 06

  Oh, wow, I just picked up on the accent. The whole time, I thought.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's working hard to cover it up.

• 50:35Speaker 06

  Oh, don't cover up your name from.

• 50:37Speaker 04

  Okay, thank you. I won't do it anymore.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you of.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so he's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah, that was a big deal for us for a while.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  We got him in.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  And you're all good, obviously.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not really, not really.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  You say that, I mean, we don't really know.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe I should call like a president.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever want to, did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want to?

• 51:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, nobody like, nobody famous really.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  You did want to fight a random fan.

• 51:06Speaker 06

  I did want to fight.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  I mean, the malice at the palace is one of the greatest things that ever happened. That throwing the water on that guy is.

• 51:11Speaker 06

  You knew who that is?

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 51:12Speaker 06

  Will Meldman.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait, that's Will?

• 51:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, that's crazy.

• 51:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  So it was a bit?

• 51:17Speaker 06

  It was a bit.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  God, that's, I never knew that's who that was.

• 51:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, Will Meldman, right there in the, in the yellow shirt.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 51:23Speaker 06

  Warriors fan.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know. Cause it was a great bit. He threw water.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  He reenacted it like a year, like right after the playoffs.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 51:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  He threw water on a guy in a, in a Warriors shirt.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  By accident?

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it was an accident.

• 51:37Speaker 06

  By accident.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  That's funny that that was Will. I couldn't even, I couldn't even tell with the hat on. You've never done that. You've never thrown something at a fan. Have you ever had something thrown at you?

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  I've kicked somebody.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Who'd you kick?

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  They turned around and I kicked him on the back.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  What? As a joke, but I think I did too hard.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  It hurt.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  I go, get the fuck out of here.

• 51:53Speaker 06

  How often are you guys kicking out hecklers?

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Not as much anymore.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Not as much, yeah.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  The store, the store, the store is pretty good about it, especially now. That's Bobby if he was a, but yeah, Bobby.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  That's one of my moves.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Bobby would be Draymond Green.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:04Speaker 06

  A hundred percent.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  I'd be Rodman.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  No, the worm is.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm good defensively.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  In the dress.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Don't get defensive, dude.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're Rodman. Yeah, you're Rodman when you got married.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  That'd be wild.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  That's Bobby Lee.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ballplayer?

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, that's a good one. Steph Curry.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  That's a huge compliment.

• 52:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  No, Stephen Kerr?

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Steve Kerr.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Steve Kerr.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry?

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  I did, yes, I did. I did, I did, I did.

• 52:35Speaker 06

  Steve Curry.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Steve Curry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  That is 100% who I would be.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  I think that's who you.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man, that guy's a dog.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  What about me? I'd be Yao Ming?

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm Yao Ming.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Jeremy Lin.

• 52:45Speaker 06

  Jeremy Lin.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Jeremy Lin I would be.

• 52:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Who is the, is there, was there ever a short Asian ballplayer that made it? Never.

• 52:54Speaker 06

  Like made it, made it?

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 06

  Uh, honestly, Jeremy had a nice, nice run for it.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Cause what was Jeremy? Jeremy's only 6'3", something like that, 6'2".

• 53:01Speaker 06

  Oh, you're talking about shorter.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Yuki Kawamura was 5'8", Japanese point guard, shortest active.

• 53:06Speaker 06

  He plays for Memphis right now.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he still plays, yeah.

• 53:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow, Yuki Kawamura, 5'8".

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  He's good.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  That could be you.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is he good?

• 53:14Speaker 06

  Bobby?

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:15Speaker 06

  He's, he's a good player.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But he, he's not the first guy you would sign.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, his stats.

• 53:19Speaker 06

  No, no, he's not.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  At the draft.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  Well, I mean, maybe, yeah, some people.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yuki Kaw, first round draft, Yuki goes to the polls.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted.

• 53:32Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, by the way, Rui Hachimura.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Hachimura, he's half, right?

• 53:35Speaker 06

  He's half Japanese.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 53:37Speaker 06

  And he's really good.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  He's a Laker, he's great.

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Yeah. He's like 6'9", 6'8".

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  He's the fucking man.

• 53:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  He's Asian?

• 53:43Speaker 06

  Really nice guy, too.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  But here's the problem, Blake.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Look, you.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in. Here's the problem.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  Enhance.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  What's the other half?

• 53:49Speaker 06

  Enhance.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  He's Asian.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Just spinning.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  You know, he really does look Japanese.

• 54:00Speaker 06

  He does. He really does.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think the other half won in this, in this biological debate.

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  It always does.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 06

  First name and last name won.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 06

  Rui Hachimura?

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 06

  Hachimura.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  And there's him with his peers.

• 54:15Speaker 06

  And speaks, you know, obviously speaks it.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  So his dad was Asian, mom was white. Not black, I mean.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  No, his parents were white. They were both white. And this was a big point of contention.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  It was a big mishap.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  The hospital was getting real loose there. How do you have a organ?

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Did you guys see this woman who gave birth a black, is a white woman, gave birth a black kid, and accused the husband of cheating on her with a black woman?

• 54:39Speaker 06

  I've seen it time and time again.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, so his mom is black.

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 54:50Speaker 06

  Should we dive into it?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, why, why is that a weird?

• 54:55Speaker 06

  I mean.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, clearly his mom is Asian. What the fuck? His dad is black.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, how, how does he get the last name Yukonno in a moron?

• 55:01Speaker 06

  Uh, have you ever? Do we?

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Explain it to me, seriously.

• 55:06Speaker 06

  Maybe he grew up with his mom, is all I'm gonna say. I don't, I don't know this for a fact, but maybe.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  That's his mom?

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  No, that's his dad.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  It's his mom.

• 55:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's his mom. I got, that must be his dad. I, I, I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good question about the last name.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 06

  Unless his dad.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at.

• 55:28Speaker 06

  Boy, I'll tell you what, this is, this is tough to tiptoe around.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  But how about this, Blake? As a, as a half in the NBA.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're half, that's right.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  You're a half?

• 55:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, yes.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  You're one of the greatest halves that ever lived.

• 55:40Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you've gotta be an inspiration to all the other halves.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Your, your combo is what? Your mom's white?

• 55:45Speaker 06

  My mom is white with red hair.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  He's me.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  He's me if the, if we flipped.

• 55:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  And your dad's a large black man?

• 55:51Speaker 06

  And my dad, my dad is, yeah, my dad's a black man.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Is he large?

• 55:55Speaker 06

  He is large. Yeah, he's six, six-four, six-five.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's five-eight.

• 56:00Speaker 06

  Five-eight.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  His dad's that little Japanese guy.

• 56:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Are they still together?

• 56:05Speaker 06

  They are still together.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a beautiful story.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm gonna come, where do they, like, what city?

• 56:12Speaker 06

  Oklahoma, city.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go back to Oklahoma City. I'm just gonna go to my old room and stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that?

• 56:17Speaker 06

  I do. When I go home, I stay with him. They're, they have since moved to a different house that I grew up in, but.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause you help them.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Same bed, though, from your childhood.

• 56:23Speaker 06

  Same bed.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Same bed.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something?

• 56:28Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 06

  What do you think as a, a white redhead lady married to a black man in Oklahoma?

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Corned beef hash.

• 56:33Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Right in your face.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  By the way, love corned beef hash.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Over meaty mags, over.

• 56:38Speaker 06

  CBH.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  I see what you did there.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  Corned beef for the Irish, hash for, for the black side.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 56:43Speaker 06

  Hashish.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Hashish, sorry.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  Corned beef hashish.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, I'm gonna ask something controversial.

• 56:49Speaker 06

  Oh, boy.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we can cut it out if you want, but it's a real question. It's a real question. Does your house smell more?

• 56:55Speaker 06

  My mom's dick. That was the question.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Does your home smell more black?

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Or white or black?

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Black.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  I knew you were gonna say that.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? No, because there's a smell, right?

• 57:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, there is.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  If you go to my parents' house, it's full-blown Korean.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, Koreans live here.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it does, what do I smell? I'm spending the night here.

• 57:15Speaker 06

  My personal home. My parents' home.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Your parents' home, you and I are sleeping, twin beds.

• 57:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Separate beds, I mean.

• 57:21Speaker 06

  My parents' home.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  Sleeping.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  I wake up, oh, good morning, Blake.

• 57:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, it smells like the White House. Not the White House, but a White House.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  But it's very, it smells like candles.

• 57:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was candles.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Cotton, fresh linen.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  That's a white person's candle.

• 57:38Speaker 06

  Oh, okay, got you.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  The cotton thing was weird.

• 57:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, that, that actually threw me off.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  We both were like, where are you going with this, dude?

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  White people's candles smell, it's like, it's like-

• 57:50Speaker 06

  Lennon.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Fresh linen, or they do like the, um-

• 57:53Speaker 06

  Wood camping wood fire.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Okra.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Beach wood fire. No, that's a different one.

• 57:57Speaker 06

  Beachwood, beachwood.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Beachwood, beachwood.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  Beachwood, yeah.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's white.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  It's very white.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  What does it smell like?

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. You know what I mean? And a little bit-

• 58:10Speaker 06

  What was the first thing?

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Baseball glove, like a leathery baseball glove.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Drink my beer, fish my fish.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  A little apple pie.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  Drive my truck.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Tie my boots.

• 58:20Speaker 06

  Do you listen to country?

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:23Speaker 06

  What do you listen to?

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  Um, what do I listen to?

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Hip-hop.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Hip-hop? Thank you.

• 58:29Speaker 06

  Hip-hop.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  No, I like everything. I think I like, what do I like? I like, uh, I like, I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  Than-

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I just like it. Yeah, that's my-

• 58:46Speaker 06

  Redheads are black now.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  That's it, right?

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  We are black, we're black now, which you already had.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Dooby dooby doo.

• 58:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, now I'm just, now I'm just full black.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Your redheaded half got promoted to full black.

• 58:56Speaker 06

  Full black, yeah.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Is your mom, your mom's redheaded?

• 58:58Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Pure? Pure red?

• 59:00Speaker 06

  Pure bread.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  Pure bread red.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  I love it when it's pure.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  There she is. I wanna meet your mom so bad.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  She's a sweet lady.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Look at, oh, wow.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that your dad?

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that's just a guy that she met. She just brought a guy to the game.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  And your brother is right down there who I love. Your brother's a great man.

• 59:17Speaker 06

  Taylor. Yeah, there's Taylor.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Wow. I run in. He's got the red beard.

• 59:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  You kind of would have.

• 59:22Speaker 06

  I would if I grew it out.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  But you never do.

• 59:24Speaker 06

  I did once, but I would, you know what? I would kind of like, I would make sure it looked a little darker.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  So, did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you?

• 59:35Speaker 06

  He was, he was going thin and he was like, you know what? I'm not.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  It's out. And you're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce.

• 59:40Speaker 06

  Dude, I, well, I've been, I've been working on it.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  No, it looks rea- no, but see.

• 59:43Speaker 06

  I use a thickening shampoo.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yes.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  And condition.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 59:47Speaker 06

  I take the, I take the pills.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Take the pills.

• 59:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm fighting it.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, Carlos is, he wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show him what you got, because he wants us to fly him to Turkey to fix that.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  Alright Blake.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  Oh, prime candidate, dude. You would be, dude, you would, can you imagine?

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  They're having trouble in their government, though. It's a little scary.

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full head?

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  I mean.

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  Blake, I'd be unstoppable. I'd be, it'd be.

• 1:00:14Speaker 06

  You'd be at the abbey just.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Whipping it back and forth.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  Colizer.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  It would be lobster, 3.0.

• 1:00:22Speaker 06

  Oh, dude.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  It'd be crazy.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Man, I like you.

• 1:00:25Speaker 06

  That's, that's might be too much power for one man.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  That's why. That's why God did that, because they go, this guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hairs as well. It's trouble. That's trouble.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  I would like to, I've had, I mean, people, people love the results.

• 1:00:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, look at, dude, honestly, though, we, we looked it up, right? How much did you say it cost for the whole head?

• 1:00:43Speaker 05

  Six grand.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Six Gs for Turkey?

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  Uh, that was for Spain. For Turkey, it's like 4,500, I think.

• 1:00:49Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not bad.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send him to Turkey?

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Why don't we just do a little GoFundMe right, right now? Why don't we start it?

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  You could fund me.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:00:59Speaker 06

  Technically, I could, but we just met.

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  We don't need to GoFundMe. We, we have the funds here.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Wow, dude. That's really aggressive.

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  You know what? Let's make a, let's make a little, let's make a little bet and maybe I'll fund your, your, your hair transplant.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Let's make a bet with him and let's see if it works.

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do a bet.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  Who are the, the matchup in the finals?

• 1:01:20Speaker 06

  Oh, so you're gonna pick?

• 1:01:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, you, you pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your, your hair.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is amazing.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  This is great.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  If you pick the final.

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  Do you need some time to look at standings?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  No, he's a diehard.

• 1:01:31Speaker 06

  Oh, you're a, oh.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  He's a diehard. He's a, he's, that basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, daddy's splashing the pot.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me pick for you.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me pick for you.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Please, God, no.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let me pick for you.

• 1:01:50Speaker 06

  Shanghai Sharks versus the Beijing Tigers.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are we talking basketball, like, uh?

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  NBA.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  NBA, okay, NBA, right. Can I pick for you?

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Are we talking basketball? AAU, do high schools, do local high schools.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:02Speaker 05

  All right, you pick, Bob, but.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  No, give us, give us your real pick.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  The Sonics?

• 1:02:07Speaker 05

  I already know.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  The Sonics. So, yes, he picks the Sonics.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say OKC versus Celtics. I think Celtics you're gonna go.

• 1:02:14Speaker 06

  Wow, really? I love that pick. I love that pick.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  All right, so how about this? Ironically, what you picked was half true.

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City Thunder.

• 1:02:23Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that kind of crazy?

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that. I was gonna say the old school name.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I already knew that. I already know that change.

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  How about the, what, the Knicks' old school name?

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  What's that one?

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  The New York Nick.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Your Knicks. What?

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  Nick. Er.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Nickas.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  Nick.

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 1:02:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, they short, they short, we dropped the A.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  The New York Nickas.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  They were really good.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  And these Nickas are running up and down the floor.

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  By God, have you ever seen a Nicka run so fast?

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  This Nick is jumping out of the gym.

• 1:02:57Speaker 06

  I mean.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Why can't we have that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we can.

• 1:03:01Speaker 06

  The Boston Celtics are just, have no, no answer on defense. They must be saying, Nicka, please.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Oh, man. I gotta be honest, I love your pick. I, uh. I love, I mean, Oklahoma City is obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one. Jason Tatum's hurt. He might be coming back.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  I think he's coming back.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait. So you think it's gonna be OKC and who?

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple of weeks.

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you think the Celtics? OK, OKC and the Celtics, you really think can do it?

• 1:03:31Speaker 06

  Do you think he's gonna be full strength?

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  No, but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I think he'll overtake the Pistons because they're younger.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much.

• 1:03:43Speaker 06

  I'm actually, I'm actually, I, I would not.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  No, he might be right.

• 1:03:46Speaker 06

  I would not argue that.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  My money would be on Detroit, though.

• 1:03:49Speaker 06

  The Pistons are young. They are the best, they're, they are the best team in the, in the, Bobby, you're loving this, aren't you?

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  He's been staring at the standings, trying to make sense of it.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's trying to match a team to a city.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  I just think some of the names should be changed. Like the Cavalier, what is a Cavalier?

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't agree more.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't agree more.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  That's like a hard thing.

• 1:04:05Speaker 06

  Do you know what city?

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it before.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard of it before.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, what do you think they, let's rename them. How about this? This is more fun for you.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  The Cleveland, the Cleveland, there's the Browns. It's simple.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be some sort of, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  So Cleveland what?

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Hands.

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Black.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  Cleveland Hands.

• 1:04:23Speaker 06

  Cleveland Hands.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Because that's what they use.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  They're really getting their hands in there.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Cleveland Feet.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Cleveland Feet. Lose your feet.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Stuff that they use.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  All right, so how about?

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Cavs. No, they're, they're the Cavs, right?

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're the Cavalier.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Cavalier, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler than like, because I have a calf.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  No, a calf, Cavs, but you're right. That, you know what? That's, they do go by the Cavs.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  All right, how about Toronto Raptors? Do you like the Raptors?

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it either. Let's, let's do an animal that exists.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  The star player, Barack Obama.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the, um, the, the Rain Frogs?

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  The Toronto Rain Frog?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  There's a ton of them.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  I love, have you ever seen an African Rain Frog?

• 1:05:05Andrew Santino?

  Careful?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not careful.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Care.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  They're the saddest creatures on earth. They're so cute, though. Have you seen it?

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  Why can't they be happy?

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look, zoom in.

• 1:05:13Speaker 06

  Okay, yeah, they got a little frog.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  They're very sad.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Let's do that.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  African Rain Frogs are sad.

• 1:05:17Speaker 06

  The Toronto African Rain Frog.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, look at the merch we're gonna sell. Look at that, dude.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Why are they so sad?

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so go back.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go back.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so then the 76ers or Philadelphia? What do you like about them?

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Wait, the 76ers? What does that even mean?

• 1:05:37Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Or some arbitrary number?

• 1:05:39Speaker 06

  Philadelphia, 1776.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, there's no way that's why that is.

• 1:05:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Let's just make up a, how about 1942's?

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  The guy who bought the team was actually 76.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Some arbitrary, um, I don't like 76ers.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  You don't, okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better, do you think?

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Philadelphia.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  They've got Rocky, they've got the, the.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  I got it right, the Philadelphia Fentanyl's.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Philly Fence, Philly Fence.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the Fence dude? I think we, because they have that street, what's that?

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  Let's go Fence!

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Just Bob out?

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  All right, Orlando Magic.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Magic's good.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Magic is.

• 1:06:19Speaker 06

  Orlando, Disney, Magic?

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it, no, I like it, I like it a lot.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Miami Heat.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so what, what do you like better, not Hurricane?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Miami, but it is hot there.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sweats.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Miami sweats.

• 1:06:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, Miami sweating's.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sweating, yeah, because you sweat when you're there. I think it should be based on the city too.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets?

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Never been to Charlotte, are the Hornets there?

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  They're everywhere. They're inside the stadium. They play mid-game.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:48Speaker 06

  They do the sound, the hive.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, so keep it that then?

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  And, okay, I know that you're gonna correct this one, that's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those gonna be?

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Atlanta Hawks.

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  What goes on in Atlanta?

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  What? Shit, man.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  Tyler Perry.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh.

• 1:07:03Speaker 06

  Oh, the.

• 1:07:05Speaker 06

  The Atlanta Medias?

• 1:07:08Speaker 06

  Medias.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  You better pass that ball!

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, the Atlanta Medias, and then the Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I just, are there, are they indigenous to the city?

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  Bulls?

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, back in the day.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  They're running wild in Atlanta. We've had bulls run in the streets for years.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  Years.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Because I've been there, but since I've never seen a bull.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, they hide them from you.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Because they know your fighting days, that you're a barrel boy, they don't want to upset you.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why the, yeah.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Why the bull?

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, the Bears and the Cubs were, had a shared thing because a cub for a bear. But the Bulls were just their own entity. They didn't want to have another bear.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  But like the Chicago winds.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Like wind?

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  Wind?

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's so cold, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  The women's team is called the, uh, the Chicago, uh.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  What is it called?

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Storm?

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  What are we called?

• 1:08:05Speaker 06

  No, no, the storm is.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  What are we called?

• 1:08:07Speaker 06

  The Chicago?

• 1:08:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's Chicago's?

• 1:08:09Speaker 06

  Sky.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  Sky?

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  Skyline, it should have been.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:12Speaker 06

  Chicago Sky.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Angel Reese, shut up. So you're okay with Bull or no? Would you want something else? Cause Chicago is Al Capone city. This is the union city. It's a crime city.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  Deep dish.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Deep dish?

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, deep dish.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Chicago deep dish?

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like that.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We keep it deep dish.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  All right, let's finish off the round. Milwaukee Bucks.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Now, this is true to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with Bucks.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  You like Bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin? They love.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Fear the deer is what they say?

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Fear the deer.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Cheese.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Wisconsin cheese?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  Just cheese?

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:42Speaker 06

  Good cheese.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  All right. Uh, and of course Blake's, uh, old, uh, old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Nets, yeah.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  You like Nets?

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Big proponent of the game.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Brooklyn hipsters.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn hipsters?

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of hipsters there.

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  All right. Indiana Pacers, what would you like? Do you like that?

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Pacemakers.

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  Pacemakers?

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  There are a lot of elderly people in Indiana.

• 1:09:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  And then finally, out of Washington DC, the Wizards.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Washington.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Warlocks.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Warlocks?

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm more of a Warlock guy.

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  The Washington Warlocks it is.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee's locked in his picks and.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Those are my picks, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Carlos has locked in his, uh, his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are gonna know, uh, Blake Griffin, uh, did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full, full-on hair transplant. So that's an air shake. Air shake it.

• 1:09:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Huge. Huge. That would be incredible.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna happen. Even if you win, I don't think Blake's gonna do it.

• 1:09:32Speaker 06

  If one team gets there.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  I was just gonna say.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  Pay for half your.

• 1:09:36Andrew Santino?

  Half and half.

• 1:09:38Speaker 06

  I'll let you choose which half.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  But it's gotta be right down the middle.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  No, just from back.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  No, it'd be funnier if it was just this half was full hair.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Okay.

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  Half was no hair.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  That is kind of a good move.

• 1:09:51Speaker 06

  I'm honestly pulling for you.

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 1:09:54Speaker 06

  You're welcome.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  I want to get surgery.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  What do you want to get done?

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  That leg surgery where you get, they chop the, like, the bones and they put a gap so I can be taller.

• 1:10:04Speaker 06

  How tall are you?

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Five, three and a half.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Ooh, okay.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that, what's that?

• 1:10:08Speaker 06

  No, I just, I love, I love that the, the half is still being used.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Five four, five four.

• 1:10:14Speaker 06

  Fifty four?

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Five four.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  He's five three.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm five.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  We've talked about.

• 1:10:18Speaker 06

  No, sorry, I was talking age.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:20Speaker 06

  Five, fifty four.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Fifty four, but he looks so good.

• 1:10:23Speaker 06

  You look amazing.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  It can increase your height to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there. It's a hundred grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well?

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll make it easier.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  The Wizards?

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the Wizards, go back to the, uh, the, that list that you had.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  Now, you did know that list was by teams and in place that they're in in the league.

• 1:10:44Speaker 06

  So go Wizards.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why, I, I don't, yeah, I want, uh, long shots. How about the Wizards and the Pacers?

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 06

  Completely possible. They're both from the same conference. Pick one from the Western Conference. Pick one from this list.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, zoom in a little bit more. The Wizards and the Suns?

• 1:11:03Andrew Santino?

  Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings, baby.

• 1:11:06Speaker 06

  If the Wizards and the Kings make the NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg lengthening.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  You will?

• 1:11:12Speaker 06

  I, I promise you.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wizards, and I'll even give you score.

• 1:11:17Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, eighty-six to fourteen.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  That's the what? Score of the game?

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the score of the game, and the Wizards win it.

• 1:11:24Andrew Santino?

  Avid basketball.

• 1:11:25Speaker 06

  The Wizards win by...

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Eighty-six by that many points, fourteen. And then you have, you better do it. You better pay for my surgery.

• 1:11:32Speaker 06

  Wizards have to win by sixty-two.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out, all these guys got sick again, and then for some reason, these two teams ended up in the middle of it.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Incredible. It's impossible, but I want it to happen.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  It's impossible? There's not even a one percent chance?

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  No, literally no.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, no.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a one in a zillion.

• 1:11:50Speaker 06

  I think, uh, can you go down to the bottom? Uh, they have twelve wins and then...

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  Forty-four losses.

• 1:11:55Speaker 06

  So they would have to get to... I mean, they're not technically eliminated from the playoffs, but approaching fast.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  If they win every single game from now on.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:12:05Speaker 06

  If they win, so what are they, they have, they're at fifty-six games, so they have, uh, twenty-six games left. If they went out, twenty-six would put them at thirty-eight wins, and then the tenth seed, no, sorry, the eleventh seed, twenty. Yeah, they could, they could technically make it.

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  Hypothetically, yeah. And you know what, for your, for your legs, I hope they do.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  For your wonderful little legs, I hope they do.

• 1:12:27Speaker 06

  Yeah. Dude, can you imagine the confidence you'd have?

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  With the height?

• 1:12:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, I have confidence now, guy.

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, he's saying it to work.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Hey, guy, don't ever challenge me.

• 1:12:36Speaker 06

  I know, I think it'd be worse.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have, never will.

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  I know you have confidence. You know what? That, that's on me.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll rip you out.

• 1:12:46Speaker 06

  What's that mean?

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out?

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  Stretch me out, dude.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  Careful.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  Pause. I don't, you, stretch him out?

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  That's a sexual innuendo.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  What does stretch you out?

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Legs.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  You can, oh, you're just.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  I'll stretch your legs right out, dude.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  You just want to make him comfortable.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll be able to do, you know, play again.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapist?

• 1:13:10Andrew Santino?

  The hammy's gotta get loose.

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  You drinking enough water?

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, I, I think if that happens, I would love it for you, but I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't, even if I had it for free, I wouldn't do it, because you can't walk for like two years after that.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  You don't walk much.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:13:29Speaker 06

  It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys like rehabbing?

• 1:13:32Andrew Santino?

  No, let me see the guys rehabbing these legs.

• 1:13:34Speaker 06

  There's like a guy on TikTok that did it and, um, oh dude, they have like the, the metal things that come outside.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:13:42Speaker 06

  It's almost like you like fractured your tibia.

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four inches, five inches.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it does work.

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent, of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are going to literally fall apart.

• 1:13:55Speaker 06

  Can you like run?

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh dude, I mean, it's full functioning, it's just.

• 1:13:59Speaker 06

  Look at that.

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  There's no chance this has any, this has got to be so unhealthy for your insides.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? Like, there's no way this is not really bad for you.

• 1:14:07Speaker 06

  He put a giant plate over his.

• 1:14:09Andrew Santino?

  He installed that. He wanted a plate penis.

• 1:14:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  It takes away the.

• 1:14:13Speaker 06

  Maybe if you're already in there.

• 1:14:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, while you're at it, man.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  It's the challenge of life. That's the thing.

• 1:14:19Andrew Santino?

  What a bodybuilder Brian decided to become, what does that say? How tall? 6'6". So he got himself up. He was only, what? I hate that they do this. 1.82 meter. I mean, come on. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82 meters is what?

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  You guys are the only one who use this. We are.

• 1:14:34Andrew Santino?

  Hey, you're a fucking American citizen. Watch your tone.

• 1:14:36Speaker 06

  Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.

• 1:14:38Andrew Santino?

  Come on. You guys are the only one that used to see something. Well, you moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy here. Are you not happy here?

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  A little person did it.

• 1:14:46Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  Now she's a big little person. There's gotta be a name for that.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do the arms too, no? It looks weird.

• 1:14:52Speaker 06

  No, I don't know.

• 1:14:53Andrew Santino?

  She did the arms.

• 1:14:54Speaker 06

  I don't know if the arms are what I'm distracted by.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude.

• 1:15:00Speaker 06

  Wow, look at that.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Andrew Santino?

  To that young woman, happy for her that she got, look at that. That looks how, so this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:12Speaker 06

  I'm assuming she had knee, uh, knee replacement?

• 1:15:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, you would know basketball player. I mean, you can see that.

• 1:15:17Speaker 06

  I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need it.

• 1:15:18Andrew Santino?

  Double?

• 1:15:19Speaker 06

  I'll definitely need it. My left. I think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it off.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  What about hips?

• 1:15:24Speaker 06

  Hips, I'm okay, I think.

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  You know, you recommended me, I will say, for the moment of truth, I had a, you know, when my hip was bad, my back was bad. He recommended me someone that helped me get much better, uh, for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  He's the one that helped?

• 1:15:39Andrew Santino?

  Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me.

• 1:15:42Speaker 06

  What's ailing you, Bobby?

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll be honest with you. Nothing.

• 1:15:47Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:15:47Andrew Santino?

  His body's great.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast.

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:55Andrew Santino?

  That is true. Bigger cars tend to.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 1:15:57Speaker 06

  Do you do any physical activities?

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  I really don't do, I don't do any, zero.

• 1:16:00Speaker 06

  That probably helps.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:01Andrew Santino?

  We talk about hiking a lot.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:03Andrew Santino?

  So I don't, it's never gonna happen, but we do chat about it.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it. When I get up, I'm like, ah.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  You would imagine.

• 1:16:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  When you, I've done that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water. I would just sit there.

• 1:16:20Andrew Santino?

  Eight hours with nothing?

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  What do you play?

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll just play like Starfield or something like that.

• 1:16:24Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, obviously Starfield.

• 1:16:27Andrew Santino?

  You're not a video game guy at all.

• 1:16:28Speaker 06

  No, I don't know.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you guys are jocks.

• 1:16:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  Let's be real, I'm a nerd.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Now, you're more nerdy, right?

• 1:16:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. You know, how many NBA players play video games?

• 1:16:40Andrew Santino?

  All of them.

• 1:16:40Speaker 06

  They all play so much.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do.

• 1:16:43Speaker 06

  They travel with like little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:46Andrew Santino?

  A lot of these guys, didn't cats stream for a while? Like, some of these guys, they get, they're, they're so big into it. They, look, they travel with their, that was LeBron when he was 19 years old.

• 1:16:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, now there's like these little briefcases and it's a TV, their console, everything in there and they can play at any moment.

• 1:17:02Andrew Santino?

  Do NBA players with, with video game briefcases? Look at this, and they all travel with them now, especially because they're bored on those planes. Those team planes gotta be fucking amazing though, Blake.

• 1:17:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're great. They're, uh, plenty of room.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  Plenty of room.

• 1:17:13Speaker 06

  I don't know, we're not getting a good shot there.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  What is it, a 777 you guys all fly on?

• 1:17:17Speaker 06

  It's like modified giant seven somethings and like the, so the first class area, these huge seats. They recline.

• 1:17:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:27Speaker 06

  Not like lay flat. And then like there's a, I always sit at the table because I played cards.

• 1:17:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:31Speaker 06

  So there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table in the middle and you play cards.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  And then.

• 1:17:37Andrew Santino?

  There it is. That's the briefcase. So let me say this though, do rookies have to sit their assigned seats? Rookie's gotta go back.

• 1:17:43Speaker 06

  In a way, because you know, if you're new to a team too, like you get to the team and like people have their seats already. So you just find an open seat or whatever.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you bully them?

• 1:17:51Speaker 06

  Rookies?

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get in the back end, kind of thing?

• 1:17:53Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wedgie?

• 1:17:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Like a little nookie, you know what I mean?

• 1:17:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little noogie.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Ah, kiddo, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:00Speaker 06

  A little noogie.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  You'll get there kiddo, you know?

• 1:18:03Speaker 06

  Ah, go to the back.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Back in the back.

• 1:18:06Speaker 06

  Um, yeah, the planes are nice.

• 1:18:08Andrew Santino?

  That relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too, right? Because you don't, but you don't, NFL, they're required to be on that plane. You guys, if you could have your own individual travel depending on contract, you could, you don't have to be on the team plane.

• 1:18:22Andrew Santino?

  Some guys.

• 1:18:22Speaker 06

  Like if you had like a specific reason, like a guy had to go see his family, somebody passed away or some this or that. Yes, but like they prefer everybody be on the plane for sure.

• 1:18:31Andrew Santino?

  But is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane?

• 1:18:36Speaker 06

  I would say most guys fly the.

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  Do they?

• 1:18:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:39Andrew Santino?

  NFL is crazy, right? NFL, you get fined if you don't sit on, if you don't get back on that.

• 1:18:43Speaker 06

  I mean, if you don't have an excuse, like if you're like late to a flight, you get fined. If you miss a flight.

• 1:18:47Andrew Santino?

  What's a fine for being late to the flight?

• 1:18:49Speaker 06

  If it happens, one time they may do, it depends on the guy, but maybe 10K. And then if you are late again, maybe 30, 25, 30. And then if you miss a flight.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Every game I lose a hundred grand.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. I was just, I was literally just about to say, can you imagine?

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  All my money goes to that. Yeah, yeah. Do you guys ever take off if they don't show up?

• 1:19:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:19:11Andrew Santino?

  And then what's that? That fine's gotta be insane because.

• 1:19:13Speaker 06

  There's a fine and then they just have to get themselves to the wherever we're going. If they're flying home, they get there. Yeah.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  But there are times where they don't even show up?

• 1:19:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's been times, I don't know that on a team that I've been on that we've, we've left somebody, there's been people late. Usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:19:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:19:31Speaker 06

  Um, but yeah, guys have missed flights for sure.

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  Did, when you were on a plane, did Kyrie ever talk about Flat Earth when you were on a plane flying through the?

• 1:19:37Speaker 06

  No, he never did.

• 1:19:38Andrew Santino?

  God, I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah. As you're on the curvature of the earth, he's like, this is all fake.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  You guys have like Arsenal FC has a 15 year old kid on the team. Imagine that being 15.

• 1:19:50Andrew Santino?

  Can't do that in the NBA.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  You can't do that in the NBA?

• 1:19:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:19:53Speaker 06

  You have to be.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Child laws?

• 1:19:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, child labor laws.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 1:19:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:57Speaker 06

  We're pretty serious about them.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:00Speaker 06

  You have to be one year removed from high school.

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Okay.

• 1:20:03Andrew Santino?

  So a lot of guys go play, you can.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  But imagine being 15 and, and being in the NBA. That'd be crazy.

• 1:20:08Speaker 06

  I can't imagine.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  You can't imagine it?

• 1:20:09Andrew Santino?

  But a 15 year old probably wouldn't play, wouldn't, it wouldn't be the same. The, the level of play isn't there yet at 15.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  But dude, I mean, look at, like we have a 15 year old kid on our team and he's, he, he's great.

• 1:20:19Speaker 06

  What's your?

• 1:20:20Andrew Santino?

  And this is not me being rude, but soccer is remarkably different than basketball. 15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do. It's not the same.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Are you saying that Earl and Harling? Is not huge, he's huge.

• 1:20:32Andrew Santino?

  You're not.

• 1:20:33Speaker 06

  Earl and Harley, the guy, the.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  And Manchester City.

• 1:20:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:36Speaker 06

  How old is he?

• 1:20:37Andrew Santino?

  So like when Wemby was 15, he couldn't have played in the league.

• 1:20:40Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:20:40Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way, he would have gotten cooked.

• 1:20:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:42Andrew Santino?

  Because my point is.

• 1:20:43Speaker 06

  Not strong enough.

• 1:20:44Andrew Santino?

  You're just not strong enough. You don't have, these guys are su- super.

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, man.

• 1:20:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:51Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's skill set with running. This is.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  How old is that kid?

• 1:20:55Andrew Santino?

  That's when he was 15.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:57Andrew Santino?

  Victor Weminyama, he's now 20.

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  He wouldn't be able to get a basket back then.

• 1:21:01Andrew Santino?

  It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age. I think.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Would he be able to get a basket though?

• 1:21:05Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 1:21:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:21:06Speaker 06

  He could, he could be out there, but like in terms of, the, the NBA is not about going to get a basket. It's about who can you guard?

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:21:13Speaker 06

  Like if you can't guard, like sure, you can go out there and like, we could put you out there and you could, you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot. But like on defense, like basket, the NBA is just, it's called a pick on league. So they just, they bring you up into a pick and roll. You have to switch that pick and roll. And then now you have to guard Luca.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:21:29Andrew Santino?

  No thanks.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:30Speaker 06

  It's impossible.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  They're huge, yeah.

• 1:21:32Andrew Santino?

  But you know, in the nineties, I would have been the white in the corner.

• 1:21:34Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:21:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm just the white in the corner.

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:21:36Andrew Santino?

  And there he is, the red streak in the corner.

• 1:21:38Bobby Lee?

  Steve Kerr Curry. Steve Red Curry.

• 1:21:42Andrew Santino?

  Steve Red Curry.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Right there in the corner. Got in the shot pocket and it got blocked.

• 1:21:47Andrew Santino?

  Steve Red Curry. I'm a redheaded Indian guy, half redheaded. Give me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a three point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry.

• 1:22:01Andrew Santino?

  I never dribble.

• 1:22:04Andrew Santino?

  I'll pop a shot, man.

• 1:22:08Speaker 06

  Pop a shot.

• 1:22:09Andrew Santino?

  I'll pop a shot, man. Practice every day.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  After a game, you fly back to, you get on the plane or you leave the next day?

• 1:22:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what we're saying.

• 1:22:17Speaker 06

  We would, it depends. If you're on a road trip, say we play in LA, we go to Utah to play a game. We might go to Denver and if there's a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah. But usually you fly then right after the game.

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  But having a day off would be fun, no? What do you guys do together?

• 1:22:32Speaker 06

  Um.

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to the Chili's.

• 1:22:34Speaker 06

  Like the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday and then they're going to fly to LA. I'm going to go play golf with some guys actually.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool.

• 1:22:40Andrew Santino?

  On Friday?

• 1:22:40Speaker 06

  Cause they have a day off. So like guys will plan ahead, you know, if you kind of know you have a day off.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:45Speaker 06

  You'll plan ahead.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  There's no practice that day?

• 1:22:47Speaker 06

  A day off would, yeah, be no practice.

• 1:22:51Speaker 06

  But yes, on a trip, like you might practice.

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  But are there no sessions in that day off or no?

• 1:22:56Speaker 06

  Sometimes you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get back, they have like a little workout Tuesday. What's today? Yeah, they're probably back because it's All-Star break. They're probably back doing a little workout tonight. Practice tomorrow, fly to Golden State, fly to San Francisco. Shoot around the morning, play the game, fly to LA that night. They'll have Friday off. I think practice Saturday and then I think they play Sunday against.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:23:19Speaker 06

  Clippers.

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  Clippers.

• 1:23:20Speaker 06

  No, Lakers, Lakers, Lakers.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is?

• 1:23:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think they already played. Yeah, they already played the Lakers.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what a lifestyle.

• 1:23:26Andrew Santino?

  Amazing, right?

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was so excited. I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere.

• 1:23:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player for sure because you're good at ping pong. He's very good at ping pong.

• 1:23:36Bobby Lee?

  But they're not teams though.

• 1:23:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you still travel to play.

• 1:23:39Andrew Santino?

  You still travel to turn. Yeah, tournament. You saw, you saw, uh, uh, Artie Supreme.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about a team sport.

• 1:23:45Andrew Santino?

  You're not really a team sport guy.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am. I am. Pass me the ball, bud.

• 1:23:49Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  He's open.

• 1:23:51Andrew Santino?

  You know what?

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  He's open. I know how to do it.

• 1:23:52Speaker 06

  You're just only telling other people. He's open. Go on, he's open. He'll go there.

• 1:23:58Bobby Lee?

  You would go around, go around.

• 1:23:59Andrew Santino?

  You would be a great coach.

• 1:24:00Speaker 06

  Go around me.

• 1:24:01Andrew Santino?

  Great coach.

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I would. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:04Speaker 06

  Super motivating.

• 1:24:05Andrew Santino?

  Coach him right now. Go, Coach Blake.

• 1:24:07Bobby Lee?

  Blake, Blake, Blake, why are you standing there? Go to, go to the offset.

• 1:24:09Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:24:09Andrew Santino?

  Go to the offset.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  Go to the center of the ring.

• 1:24:11Speaker 06

  I'm at the offset. Now I'm at the ring. What do I do now?

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Shoot it now. Shoot. Yeah, shoot it now.

• 1:24:15Speaker 06

  I missed. What now?

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:24:17Speaker 06

  What do I do now?

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Rebound, round the rebound.

• 1:24:19Speaker 06

  But I'm at the center offset ring.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Get six points, not three.

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  If it's farther back, that's it. Did you change that? If it's farther back, you get it. You get more.

• 1:24:27Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:29Speaker 06

  They have a three point line.

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  No, even more further back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:32Andrew Santino?

  We should see a five point line.

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there should be a five point line.

• 1:24:35Speaker 06

  Start with four.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:36Speaker 06

  They, um, they toyed with it in the WNBA All-Star game.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:41Andrew Santino?

  Of like the circles?

• 1:24:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's a circle, there's a spot you could, you could shoot.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that movie. Right?

• 1:24:48Andrew Santino?

  And they have to wear a trench coat to shoot?

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Like that little Japanese guy, that little Japanese.

• 1:24:51Speaker 06

  Run, run the little rascals.

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:53Speaker 06

  Go see a movie.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  Or like.

• 1:24:54Speaker 06

  Only buy one ticket.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  Or you go down in your, all fours, right? And the Japanese guy, like a trampoline.

• 1:24:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  And goes on your back and then hits.

• 1:25:00Speaker 06

  Unfortunately, there's no, there's a no catapulting rule in basketball.

• 1:25:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you gotta bring that back.

• 1:25:06Speaker 06

  I don't think it ever was.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Love the catapult.

• 1:25:08Speaker 06

  Gotta bring that back.

• 1:25:09Andrew Santino?

  Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best at.

• 1:25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was very good.

• 1:25:18Andrew Santino?

  He would dunk on people to embarrass them.

• 1:25:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:20Andrew Santino?

  And use their, and use their head.

• 1:25:22Speaker 06

  The fourth one, right?

• 1:25:23Andrew Santino?

  The fourth one. And he would use their head as his, for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:32Andrew Santino?

  And that's just to protect his balls.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:33Andrew Santino?

  Because when you're flying through the air, your nuts can be too free.

• 1:25:36Speaker 06

  Put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little bit.

• 1:25:38Andrew Santino?

  Was one of the greatest dunks.

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Why are you grabbing his hair?

• 1:25:41Speaker 06

  It was involuntary. I wasn't, I was trying to find balance.

• 1:25:44Bobby Lee?

  Not the hair, Dad.

• 1:25:45Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house. That every time somebody walks in, I would just, and they're like, what's up with that? I'm like, ah, it's, whatever. Do you want a coffee? And ignore it as if it never, but this is the greatest, you should, this dunk was so fucking unbelievable. I mean, like even his own teammates, the guy that's getting dunked on.

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:06Andrew Santino?

  They showed love because it was incredible. His balls were on his face.

• 1:26:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 1:26:10Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for that?

• 1:26:13Speaker 06

  I haven't apologized, but we have talked. Tim McPhee Mozgov, really nice guy. Seven two Russian.

• 1:26:19Andrew Santino?

  What is he, what did he say about it in the aftermath?

• 1:26:21Speaker 06

  We didn't really talk about it. I was just, it's good to see you.

• 1:26:24Bobby Lee?

  How to taste. I'd say, how to taste, bro.

• 1:26:27Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this, to this, to you, this is like, when someone breaks someone, breaks someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal. And it's just like they embarrass them like crazy. That's the exact same shit.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:40Andrew Santino?

  Like it's just.

• 1:26:41Speaker 06

  You're a Manchester City fan?

• 1:26:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  Arsenal.

• 1:26:43Speaker 06

  Arsenal.

• 1:26:44Andrew Santino?

  Like, you know, you know, those, you know, those goals where they're like, well, like what Messi did most of his career where he ruined someone's, he made them look like they weren't there.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26:51Andrew Santino?

  And just fucking destroyed them and then scored.

• 1:26:53Bobby Lee?

  Where you fake a shot, then the defender has to slide and then, yeah, I love that.

• 1:26:56Andrew Santino?

  Or if they think you're going one way and they just, it's the same thing in the NBA.

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:59Andrew Santino?

  Break their fucking ankles.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Andrew Santino?

  See, you would love the NBA. Yeah.

• 1:27:02Speaker 06

  I feel like you would love an NBA game. It's so action packed.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing, I, I, I, my argument is this, and no offense.

• 1:27:10Andrew Santino?

  Too many black guys for him, yeah.

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  Way too many black people.

• 1:27:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, uh, no, no offense, but there's too much scoring for me.

• 1:27:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, you, you like, you like, uh.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  And this is the analogy I want to use, right?

• 1:27:23Speaker 06

  That's the one I should have.

• 1:27:23Andrew Santino?

  That, yeah, it was Kendrick, right?

• 1:27:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:26Bobby Lee?

  Here's my analogy.

• 1:27:26Andrew Santino?

  That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on.

• 1:27:28Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:27:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are not like us. That's what he, that's where he came up with it.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I finish my thing?

• 1:27:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 1:27:35Speaker 06

  Too much scoring.

• 1:27:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, the reason why I like, it's like this, okay? If you were having sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time, I mean, you're right, you had little mini nuts.

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  Like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right?

• 1:27:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:49Bobby Lee?

  That's basketball.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  That's a woman.

• 1:27:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, okay. But in soccer, right, sometimes, you know what I mean, they score in the last five minutes and when they do score, it's a far more bigger like.

• 1:28:00Speaker 06

  What happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again for the rest of the game?

• 1:28:05Andrew Santino?

  That's what he does every time.

• 1:28:06Speaker 06

  That's like a mini nut that's just like, you didn't even, you didn't even.

• 1:28:10Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I have sex, I do a big nut up front and no nut at the end.

• 1:28:13Speaker 06

  And you, oh, you keep going.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  But I still keep going.

• 1:28:15Speaker 06

  Ooh, baby!

• 1:28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I still keep going, dude.

• 1:28:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's asleep.

• 1:28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:21Speaker 06

  But that thing is rocked up.

• 1:28:24Bobby Lee?

  Just too much scoring for me.

• 1:28:25Andrew Santino?

  Right. I'm gonna take you to a game. We'll get, we'll get really good seats and I think you'll love it. I promise you'll.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  If I'm not up front, I don't want to go.

• 1:28:32Andrew Santino?

  You want to be on the floor?

• 1:28:33Bobby Lee?

  I gotta be sitting there with Nicholson and all those guys.

• 1:28:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, he doesn't want to be anywhere near us.

• 1:28:36Speaker 06

  Nick Olson?

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Nick Olson, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:39Andrew Santino?

  He was ex-center back.

• 1:28:40Bobby Lee?

  And, and, and Barack Obama.

• 1:28:43Speaker 06

  Barack Obama.

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:44Speaker 06

  Barack.

• 1:28:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:45Andrew Santino?

  Shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Um, well, this has been a phenomenal episode.

• 1:28:50Bobby Lee?

  You've been great.

• 1:28:51Andrew Santino?

  I will say Blake.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so funny to me.

• 1:28:53Andrew Santino?

  One of our favorite people to ever walk.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  No, you're real. You're so funny.

• 1:28:56Andrew Santino?

  And your connection.

• 1:28:56Bobby Lee?

  And a great guy.

• 1:28:57Andrew Santino?

  Connection with stand up is the roots run very deep with you because, uh, you've been kind of a part of our world. As a, you're an honorary.

• 1:29:06Speaker 06

  I'm a, I'm a huge stand up fan.

• 1:29:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're an honorary because you're, you've been in our world. You've, you've done, you've done stand up. You've done roast. You've done, so we love you and we appreciate you.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  You still do stand up?

• 1:29:16Speaker 06

  No. I mean, I, I like still write some stuff from time to time.

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:20Andrew Santino?

  He should.

• 1:29:21Bobby Lee?

  You should do it.

• 1:29:22Speaker 06

  I just, I don't, I don't know.

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:29:24Speaker 06

  It's hard, man.

• 1:29:24Bobby Lee?

  It is hard. It is hard.

• 1:29:25Andrew Santino?

  He already mastered one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well. It would, it would hurt my feelings.

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he could do it though.

• 1:29:32Andrew Santino?

  No, trust me. I'm very aware. I know.

• 1:29:34Speaker 06

  Thanks, guys. I really needed this.

• 1:29:36Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:29:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:37Andrew Santino?

  You don't need it, you son of a bitch.

• 1:29:38Speaker 06

  You guys aren't bad friends after all.

• 1:29:41Speaker 06

  And that's full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend.