The Sneaky Nakamara

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody!

• 0:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got new merch. We got new merch.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 0:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got it.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we got it.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  Pink, and we got this shirt in yellow.

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:40Andrew Santino?

  And we've got that sweater in, uh...

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Gray.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Gray, and a beautiful gray.

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and go to badfriendsmerch.com to go get this stuff.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Go get it.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  While it lasts.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because sometimes when they run out, they run out.

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  When they run out, we are gonna be out, so...

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we do some new ones.

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  Yet this while you still can. And we'll get new ones at some point, but no time soon.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  Go to badfriendsmerch.com.

• 0:58Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:59Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:01Speaker 03

  Woo! A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:06Speaker 04

  Woo! Oh, you two are something.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  I realize that, um, Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  Why? Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him, like I always do every episode. Um, I like to give him a light, light hug and ask him what his days are like.

• 1:26Speaker 05

  Complimented my car.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  I said it was a beautiful car.

• 1:29Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  What else did I say?

• 1:31Speaker 05

  And then you, you got really close.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  No, do I, I said, "Where do you, where do you live on a... Do you also live on a junkyard?"

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  But as a joke, I said that.

• 1:43Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  It's not funny, 'cause it's real.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what, that's what I...

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  He does live in a junkyard.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I realized.

• 1:49Speaker 05

  What did I tell you?

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you go, you said, um... I don't remember. But then I.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember that part. I played the fifth on that.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  You're a little junkyard dog.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  You're a junkyard dog.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  You're a little Spanish junkyard dog.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Then you, I could see you racing to the door. Right? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You mean, what about our moment? He goes, I don't like moments with you.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem?

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:16Speaker 05

  He gets uncomfortably close.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  That's a hard word for you to say.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Uncomfortable. Like you saw his brain pause. Uncom- oh no. Don't mess this up, Andres.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  I was going in for a hug, though. I realized you don't like hugs.

• 2:33Speaker 05

  Right.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't. You're not a touchy feely person.

• 2:36Speaker 05

  Not from you.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Now, through Andrew, I've never seen you hug Andrew either.

• 2:40Speaker 05

  Andrew's more like normal, you know, like I, yeah.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz he doesn't, he's not, you're not a hugger.

• 2:45Speaker 05

  But if he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to get all of you, dude. I wanna hug your butt, dude. Why can't I hug your butt, guy?

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm not a hug, we're not huggy people, though.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  But, well, like, I don't come from huggy folk.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  We're not hu-

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  We don't hug.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  We do sometime, if it matters.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  We do a side hug, though.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Like, if, when your dad dies, we hu- we hug.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  That's the only time you hug.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  When your dad died, I hugged you.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do when your dad died.

• 3:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, you insulted me first.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  I did not! I did not, what?

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Insults are verbal hugs.

• 3:19Speaker 05

  Right.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  You look stupid today.

• 3:22Speaker 05

  Right.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  Big hug.

• 3:23Speaker 05

  I'm so love here.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, big hug. So you're back on your Dizzy Hual shirts, huh? Desi Hual.

• 3:29Speaker 05

  I've never been out of them.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  You have been a little bit.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  You know who also wears those shirts? Prince Andrew.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh! He does.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  He loves that shirt.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  It's a little weird.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  What does this mean? Who did this? McCon? Glad friends. Is that cuz we had dinner with your friend?

• 3:48Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, you had, you had dinner with Andrew? With your friend? Was that, did I get a call?

• 3:56Speaker 05

  No, cuz we just did away.

• 3:57Speaker 06

  Whiskey ginger episode like an hour ago.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  We just did a pod and then I took them out for a little meal.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's fair.

• 4:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  That's fair. Cause I have a lot of meals a- after Tiger Belly and you're not invited to those.

• 4:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, so that's fair.

• 4:09Speaker 06

  It's fair.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  It's nice. It was a nice little outing for a second with them, but you know.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Who- who's them? I wanna, can you describe?

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Him and his good buddy.

• 4:17Speaker 06

  My good buddy.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  His friends from- in from out of town. And his friend comes in from out of town and he sleeps on his couch. Can you imagine?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  I can't imagine.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  On his couch.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You sleep on your couch, he sleeps on the other couch? You guys sleep on the same couch?

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  It's an apartment filled with couches.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:30Speaker 06

  Couch, go inside.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  I see. Yeah.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's, uh, Mccone's got an entire, I don't know, an entire Salvation Army in his backseat. I'm not kidding.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  Overflowing with clothes. Overflowing. He keeps his whole closet in his car. I don't know if he's on the run. What are you doing?

• 4:48Speaker 06

  Well, my mom was just in town and we went through a lot of my clothes that I'm gonna donate and get rid of, but now that you're in garbage bags.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  We know your mom was in town. We went and had a burger with your mom.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  That was a sneaky little visit, huh?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell people when it went on?

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  You and I, after the pod.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  We amongst ourselves went, you know what I mean?

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  Let's go get a burger.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's go get a burger.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Was between you and I. That's what it felt like. Be honest, was that between you and I?

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  What I thought.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  That's what I thought as well.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  A private moment.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  It's a private. You got in my car.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  We drove to the burger place.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? We're sitting there and all of a sudden, Mccone and his beautiful dear mother comes.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  And pretended like, whoa, you guys are here too? And we're like, yeah, you fucking heard us that we're coming here.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Here's Mccone. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I think you said, um, I thought you didn't know for sure. Yeah, but I was gonna come here anyway.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  Opposite direction of where he lives.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Literally opposite.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Really opposite?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 5:47Speaker 06

  Oh, a hundred percent.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  And then what you did, what you did is, let's all sit together.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  I felt bad.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 5:52Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  So we're sitting there, which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. Yeah.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because with you and I, we could spill the bean.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Different story.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was?

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  Um, how is the weather in Minneapolis?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in Minneapolis.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy. She was flirting with him all, she kept eating fries, she put ketchup on it and go.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  And she goes.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  She would get the smallest fry too, which is offensive. You're the crispy, small one.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  She goes, little yellow fry.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you sucked that, yeah.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I didn't like that.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  But you know what? That's whatever. That's, you're an attractive boy.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  And I get it. People are gonna flirt with you.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I would if your mom was single.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Stick around, man.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm kidding, McCone.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  You never know what the world holds for us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen a single.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm watching Luge. I'm watching, uh.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  What else you watching, guy?

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Curling. We watched curling last night and then I watched it again today.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Don't you like it?

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The figure skating. Are we doing good? Who's doing the best in figure skating?

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  We do. We got a sweet little boy. Malman or something? Let's see the medal, let's see the gold medal leader right now is Norway. It would be. Italy and US isn't third, but Nor- a Nordic country should be in first. It's the Winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner. Why isn't the summer and winter Olympics taking place at the same time?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Why are they not?

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Is Ghana on there? Let me see where Ghana is.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Ghana's gone.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  That was supposed to be a joke.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  No one got that.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make a?

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  They made a movie about it.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  They made a pop about it.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  It was a big deal for a short amount of time. We said, why couldn't the winter and the summer be at the same time? Why don't they do them at the same time?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  I look at Carlos, he's trying to figure out the math here.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why wouldn't that work?

• 7:44Speaker 05

  No, it could work.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Let him try to figure it out. Why wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in the same place, but it'd be happening at the same time. Oh, I thought it was same place and then the issue was.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  Pants versus shorts packing.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, packing. So that's the big deal is packing?

• 7:58Speaker 05

  Like really threw me off.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Right. No, but.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  You can do it at the same place.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, kinda.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  There's certain sports you couldn't do, like the long distance running thing. What's it called?

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Long distance running.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah. No.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  I think it's. I think it's cut and dry.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Long distance running?

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  It's called long distance running?

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  No, it's it's called marathon.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Marathon?

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, marathon, marathon. The ones that like the Africans are good at. Yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 05

  Those are the sprints.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  That's everything. Any running. Right. They're good at that.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good at running.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  All the running. Yeah.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good at jumping, running.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the running and the jumping, right? Right? You could do that indoors.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  The long marathon, probably not.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  No, they would just keep running around that track. You'd run around the track with 26 times four.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  30,000 times.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a long day.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  But I just said you could do it. Yeah, 26 miles. We know 105 laps. You could do it hemispherically. Cause right now it's winter in Australia.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry. It's summer in Australia, winter elsewhere, right? Winter here, summer there. You just switch it. You just do a summer here, summer there, winter here. Just do it at the same time. I I think it's a good idea. I think they should do it simultaneously. That it would make more of a buzz. Yeah, Olympics don't have the buzz anymore that they used to have.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  The Winter Olympics. What does better, winter or summer?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Summer, right?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Summer. Summer kills it.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  It's not even close. Well, cause winter is a lot of like skiing and then.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Shooting.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  At little targets and then skiing it and then a lot of lugee.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  They're flying.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  I have a suggestion.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Do all three at the same time.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Summer, winter. What's the other one?

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  The one you put in Hobbiton or something, the special.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  Special. So winter, summer.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Some fantasy land, you know what I mean? I don't know.

• 9:46Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  No, winter, summer, Special Olympics.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where do you put special? You know what I mean? Somewhere in like. What?

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Middle Earth.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Like Middle Earth or, you know what I mean? Or the castle at the Hogwarts, what's Hogwarts castle?

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're big, we're big Special Olympics fans over here.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  You're great. You're huge.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm huge.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  You're great at that.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. So what? We're down on medals. We got some time left. I'm hoping the USA really pops back. Cause we're big USA fans over here.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  I like when a small country wins something.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Like Trinidad and Tobago, we said earlier.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  That's our guy. That's our figure skate guy. Zoom in on his face. That's our guy, dude.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he is, wow.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Ilya.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Xanadu.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  Malininen.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Ilya Malininen.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  They should have an alternative Olympics, like Turning Point Olympics.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they do.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  A Turning Point Olympics?

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Just Americans only.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, like, different competition, like, you know, the meth, you know, the meth, you know.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  The methylene.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Who has the best back bend? Who can be on the most amount of fentanyl, touch their toes and wake up?

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stuff like that, yeah.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, White Trash Olympics, that's what it would be.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  I think we probably have that.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, Redneck Olympics is, yeah.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Running with a carburetor.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  You gotta steal with a, you steal a carburetor and run with it.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  How many fish can you carry? You're just running with it.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:03Speaker 05

  You guys have that, the hot dogs and the...

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Hot dog eating competition?

• 11:07Speaker 05

  Right.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  That's not a... What are you, you guys? You're saying that we're Turning Point?

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  No, he's saying that we're dirty Americans.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  We are dirty Americans.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  And you're an American too now, pal.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  What do the Spanish compete in? What are you guys good at?

• 11:19Speaker 05

  Soccer.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  No, not anymore.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Not anymore. No, pretty good.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Don't give a...

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  They're pretty good.

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Tennis.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  Who won the last World Cup? Not Spain.

• 11:29Speaker 05

  Not, not.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  It was Argentina.

• 11:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  When was the last time Spain won a World Cup?

• 11:34Speaker 05

  2012.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  What does that say? 2010.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, been a long time, pal. And that, by the way, and that was, uh... What is that? Spain's one of eight national teams to have been crowned world champs, participated 16 of total...

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  2010 is a long time when you're thinking about it, they do it every four years.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  16 years, so every, so it's been, how many?

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  How many World Cups?

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Um, let's see, 2010?

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Four, good.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  But you have also, um, a lot of great countries that do it, you know what I mean? Think of Brazil, South America.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Germany.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  England, Germany, I mean, there's just so many great, it's, that's good, 2010. I'm backing you up.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  It's not bad.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't like it.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can name you really just ballers from Spain. Iniesta, you know him?

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  I do.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Iniesta.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Puyol. Do you remember Puyol?

• 12:26Speaker 05

  Puyol.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Puyol, yeah, yeah, he was very good.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Puyol.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  He's a Puyol.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Some good ones, you know?

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  The Spanish are...

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Arsenal has some.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Do they?

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Miquel Marino.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Marino, that sounds Italian.

• 12:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, when he says it, yes.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Marino.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, how do you spell it in Spanish?

• 12:43Speaker 05

  Marino.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Marino.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  We have Zubamendi. Is that Spanish?

• 12:49Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm, that's, uh, Basque.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Basque, that's the other, that's the nice side.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Fancy boy side.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, there's, so there's ghetto Spanish last name?

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  You give me a ghetto Spanish.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you one.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Torres.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Rosende.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  That's a ghetto Spanish last name.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Rosende, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Rosende.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  True.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  That's bottom class. Rosende is bottom.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Bottom class, write that down. What does Rosende mean? What does it translate to?

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Garcia.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Praising. Something you don't get around here much.

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear how the computer says it.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Rosende. Brother, it's in Danish.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Rosende.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Rosende.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yo, so is Gar- let me look at, is Garcia a ghetto name or upper class, you think?

• 13:33Speaker 05

  Garcia, it's just so common.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  To- Torres.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Torres.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Upper clover. Common?

• 13:39Speaker 05

  Common.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  What about Iniesta?

• 13:42Speaker 05

  Very, uh, very upper.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  So really, class, you can determine class by last name. Look at me saying yes.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  Garcia's that. Torres, this dick is a dick butt.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, this dick is a dick butt?

• 13:55Speaker 05

  It started listening to your conversation.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Dude, AI is just on fire right now. I cannot.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Some of it.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Driving me nuts.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  The video of Tom Cruise and, and, oh, yeah.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  What's go- what happened? Did you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom Cruise?

• 14:11Speaker 05

  Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is it good?

• 14:15Speaker 05

  Well, you Instagrammed that to me. Insane.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  I saw a clip of Seinfeld where, um, George is kicking, you know, I mean Jerry, and it looks pretty good.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I saw that into a brick wall?

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that looked amazing.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a Chinese, uh, no, just message.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Whoa. You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal!

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  He was a good man!

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Too much about our Russia operations. He had to die, and now you die too.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, it's getting scary, dude.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  I want to watch that movie.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I want to watch that movie too.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:51Speaker 07

  I'm saying.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  Tom Cruise in this scenario kills Epstein and Brad's mad. Interesting twist.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  To have Brad be the bad guy.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  And Tom be the ultimate hero once again.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  He killed Epstein, and we know that's not true. He's, he's living right now. I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle Coffee. I saw him.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I saw him at, uh, Air One, dude. He went to Hi Ho. I followed him from Hi Ho to Air One, dude.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he just disappeared.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, at Air One, I think he gets the Kylie Jenner smoothie or whatever.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  He loves it, dude.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Which one is it? What Jenner is it? Is it Kylie smoothie? No, it's the other one. What's the other one?

• 15:32Speaker 07

  No, the other one's Kendall, but I think it is.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  Kylie Jenner smoothie.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Did they get a piece of that?

• 15:37Speaker 07

  Of course.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  I think she probably got a signing, like a deal with them. They probably gave her a couple million just to use her name.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  My god, dude.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Travis Scott has this smoothie?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  There it is. There's her, there's her smoothie.

• 15:48Speaker 07

  Peaches and cream, 23 bucks.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Peaches and cream.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Know what I mean? Peaches and cream. Now who, now she's with, uh, what's his name?

• 15:57Speaker 07

  Timothee.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Timothee Shalomay.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  She's a Shalomay-er now.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  That guy, man. He's batting a thousand, huh?

• 16:02Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Movies, girls, right? He's, his dating roster's amazing. Batting a thousand, this kid. When does it end for him? It doesn't.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  No, he's forever.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that great?

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's nice. Yeah, he's Leo.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  He's Leo.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  He's Leo, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  But the difference is, we don't see him in a baseball hat covering his face all day. He's out, he's out, he's kind of out in them streets.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 07

  He wants an Oscar.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, once he gets one, you think he'll cover up?

• 16:24Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Hat down.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Do you think Leo keeps his hat on when he's banging those models? You think he keeps a hat on and the mask on, the COVID mask, and covers up?

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:34Speaker 07

  Headphones.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  And headphones on while he's doing it? Who's that?

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Toby.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Toby with, uh, his girlfriend at, what is this? Who is she? Is she famous?

• 16:41Speaker 07

  No.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Mishka, uh, Silva. She's a model, obviously.

• 16:45Speaker 07

  Super Bowl.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that was at the Super Bowl?

• 16:47Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm. Just new girlfriend.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  He's, Toby's still doing it, huh?

• 16:51Speaker 07

  Killing it.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Spider-Man, dude.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah Spiderman money dude, look at that.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Spiderman Spiderman grabbing all the hot models that he can.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll be honest, have you met him before Toby?

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't know him.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  He was a little standoffish when I met him.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 17:08Speaker 06

  Did you try to hug him?

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I just, I walked up, I tried to talk to him and it.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a great joke. You gotta land your syllables.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Did you hug him? Did you hug him? Hugger.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Can you say geez? Say good gracious.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Good gracious.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  There hugger.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Hugger.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Did you try to hug him?

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  But I think it was the way I was approaching, I was trying to like talk to him, I was like, Hey dude, I'm Spiderman. Good. Are you good?

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  I get it. I'm on his side.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Kind of like I would my, I was doing what you were doing. I couldn't get my words out, you know what I mean? Just good dude, you did Spiderman good.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey man. Hey.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  I get it.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Have you done that?

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  And he tells his assistant, he's like, what was up with that disabled Chinese boy?

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I, I got nervous.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you who locked me up pretty good.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  You know when you think someone might know who you are in our business? So you think if they see you, they'll go, hey man, you know, or a different acknowledgement.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Assumption.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, no, just that they think you might not just be a fan, that you're someone who's like a, somewhat of a peer.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  I was going to a coffee shop, this is a long time ago, so credit to him, he probably didn't know who I was. But I was going to get a coffee and Oscar, Martina, Oscar from the office.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  He's getting out of his car and he's going to the meter to pump the meter, by himself, by the way, so I wouldn't interrupt him if he was with somebody, you know, whatever. And then I'm coming out of the coffee shop and I go, hey man. And he goes, he turns, he goes, hi. And I go, you're great, man. Just to, you know, I love your work. And he goes, okay? Like pissed. And I was like, oh, but then I thought for a second he'd be like, are you a comic? Or, or you know?

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what you make, you took, you took a risk.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  It's my fault.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, it wasn't your fault.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, I, I.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not your fault.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  But he could have at least gone, thanks man. He was kind of like, alright, like, get the fuck out of here.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  And I, and so I threw my coffee on him. No, but I kind of locked me up. I was like, oh shit, I thought.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  That's what you treat, I treat everybody as if they're a producer.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  Not, you don't do that to everybody.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, like no, a homeless guy would be like, hey, buddy back to me. I go, man, good to see you. Because you never know. You never know, dude. Because one time I saw Rick Rubin at the Comedy Store. And people were like, there's a homeless guy in the, you know what I mean?

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  This is before Rick Rubin lost the weight and stuff like that, and he looked disheveled.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  And in my mind, I always thought, oh, it could be anybody.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  So just if it's a homeless person, you know what I mean? An albino Puerto Rican guy with his blind, you know, you just treat as if they produce.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  You're like, John Leguizamo?

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing here?

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're like a big time. You know?

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I had a moment, I talked about it today earlier, but man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the house that was blocking the driveway and I had to get out of the driveway. And so I walked out there, it's early in the morning. I was like, hey, brother, because it's a 18 wheeler truck, it's a huge truck. I was like, hey, man, are you guys gonna, like, is there any way for us to get out? Because we're blocked here. And the guy's like, yeah, in a little bit. And I was like, all right, well, I mean, we gotta get out, man. And then he goes, I know who you are? And I was like, hey, man. And he goes, I know where you live.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I was like, right on, dude. And I started to walk inside and then I hear him go, Bobby mom guy, Bobby.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  And then I pulled out and they're just staring at me. But it does feel weird.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  It feels weird, yeah.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  For him to be like, I know where you live was weird as shit.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  So I guess.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  And they do, and they do.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  I know, well, if I die next week, that's it.

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you ever do this? Today I went, so I was late, no, so I have therapy on Thursdays. It's all the way in Encino, so I know exactly when to leave my house. You have to leave at 3:15. Because of the time. Okay, it's like there's traffic. But this time on the 101, there's deadlock.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I looked at my thing and said there was an accident. And when I got to the accident, oh, my God.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  Horrific?

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't that horrific, it was like two girls sitting against the curb of the freeway. And they're just like, you know, you know what I mean?

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Lamenting.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I talked to a cop and they're like this and that, and there was another car, right? And I came just close, just rolling down the window and just screaming at them.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Because they caused all this chaos.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  They got into an accident?

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's my point is that, that's why it didn't roll down the window. I'm a good person, I didn't roll down the window.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in a society where it goes like, fucking bitch! I had a fucking four o'clock, you know what I mean?

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Most people would go, is everyone okay?

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, I'm just.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  No. Late.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  You don't feel resentful?

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  No, what are you gonna do?

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no one in the room.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Namaste, dog.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Carlos. I'm a big road rage guy. Yeah, I'm a road rage guy.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  And that's why your car is dented to shit.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  You're Mr. Drive Too Fast and Wild.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  You don't have road rage.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, when I get in the car, I reserve. It's over. The car, it's over. I can do nothing about it.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, this guy, he's namaste.

• 22:09Andrew Santino?

  No, only in the car, because what I, we've lived here for so long, it's not a surprise. I never get on the freeway and go, what? What the heck is all this? I know what's coming.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  I've never once gotten into a bumper to bumper on the 405 and been like, this is just unreal. It's every fucking day. Everywhere you go in LA, there's a line and there's traffic. It's, I don't care. I'm over it. You know what I do to skip the lines?

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  I go to a place that's shittier. I just, I'll go to the place I gotta be. I'll just go to the place I gotta be or see. There's coffee shops on every corner. Just go to the shittier one.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, I disagree.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  You want to go to the good one?

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go to the good one. An Alfred's, right? I will park in a red.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I do illegal things. I run red lights.

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, I do that.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, because those are suggestions. Yeah, red light is kind of like, hey, you gonna stop? And you're like, nah, I'll get through it. I think, I think you should be able to run red lights.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  And, and the green should be delayed on the other side.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Steven Pearl, an old comic, had a song that he would sing, made me laugh, but no, whenever I say it, no one ever laughs.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  He goes, um, a stop sign ain't nothing but an octagon. An octagon ain't gonna tell me what to do.

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• 25:39Bobby Lee?

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  Yeah, we do.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, efficiency.

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• 26:22Bobby Lee?

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• 26:41Bobby Lee?

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• 26:50Andrew Santino?

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• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  Who did that?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  He's a comic named Steven Pearl. You know what I mean?

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  An octagon are gonna tell me what to do.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  You know, he died in a car accident.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Steven Pearl, dude, this dude was so funny back in the day when I was young.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  There he is with Robin.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo back in San Francisco.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, back in the day, yeah.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  And when I was a young guy, you know, I mean, he used to headline the La Jolla Comedy Store when I was a doorman down there. And he used to open with that song.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Would it kill?

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in a silly way, like that's the silliest thing I've ever, you know?

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  But he's right.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  It's a suggestion.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a suggestion. He ain't gonna tell me what to do.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  I do. Parking in the red is good. McCon did that the other day. Parked all day in the red, didn't get a ticket. I was shocked.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Right here.

• 27:41Speaker 06

  I do it all the time. Yeah.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  In the valley, yeah. You can't do that over the hill. You play that game in the city, you're gonna get one. Not over here, pal. But no, I don't wait in these lines. Like, there's a line, there's a place called Community Goods. Hot spot, coffee shop. And they have a line down the block every single day. Look at that. That's a pick. The picture of the business is a line. If that's not a deterrent, I don't know what is.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  So you've never been to Community Goods?

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  And I will never go.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Is there coffee there? Is coffee all over the fucking place?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, food, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:14Speaker 07

  There's the coffee.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  It's coffee and it's breakfast, right? There's no chance it's better than every other fucking place.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  There's a place in Los Feliz like that, that you wait in line and you go in and it's just packed. I don't know what it's called. It's much like Community.

• 28:27Speaker 07

  All Time?

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Probably that.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  All Time?

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Every time I'm on a, like, a Raya date, they want to meet there. And I just go, fuck!

• 28:35Speaker 07

  There's valet though.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, there is?

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  Valet at a coffee shop?

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:39Speaker 07

  It's not coffee.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  It's food.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's actual meat. Okay, that's fine.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and all these cool people are there. I hate cool people, don't you? I'm done with it. You're one of them, fuck off.

• 28:48Speaker 06

  No!

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  You live in the cool people area.

• 28:50Speaker 06

  I know, but I'm like one of you guys.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, you're not one of us.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not. No, we don't, we don't accept.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  We don't claim you?

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  You're not a part of our club.

• 28:57Speaker 07

  It's like Predator. Badlands.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Predator Badlands.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  We gotta see Predator Badlands before next episode so we can discuss this, because everyone's talking about it.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  It's been, I saw it in the theater, it's been out for months and months and months, what are you talking about?

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen it.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  I've been telling you to watch it!

• 29:11Speaker 07

  It's really good.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  It's in the theater now?

• 29:12Speaker 07

  No.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:13Speaker 07

  Hulu, no.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  It's on Hulu?

• 29:15Speaker 07

  On Disney Plus, yeah.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  Even better, I'll watch it at home. Who's in it?

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 29:20Speaker 07

  Fanning.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Fanning.

• 29:22Speaker 07

  L.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Dakota Fanning?

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  L.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  L, great.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  Fan of the Fannings, fan of the show.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  I love Fannings. Big Fanning fan.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Big Fanning fan.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Fanning fan for life.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  And who's on the cover? That's her!

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's her.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that, well, I mean, that's, that doesn't look like her. They, why do they do, why do they do that?

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's an android.

• 29:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but in the movie, she looks like her, but in the poster, it doesn't look like her at all, I couldn't tell you. And who is the predator?

• 29:43Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so Demetrius Schuster Colomagati.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, we gotta pick a different last name, bud.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Demetrius Schuster, Schuster Cola... Wait, sorry, go back, so I can see his name. Co- Coloa Matangi. Colo Matangi. God, that's hard to say.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever do that, like a comic will have a really difficult last name? That, that's young.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I don't do this anymore because it's wrong. Like, I feel bad for even, but it's, I would, I would, "Hey, man, change the last name." "What do you mean?" "Well, your name is Demetri Alamagano Malangango." You know what I mean? Just change it to, like, you mean? Steve Smith.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Steve Smith.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Right or no?

• 30:26Speaker 06

  They said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Those are easy things to say.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to say.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Leonardo was one, was Leonardo da Vinci. Everybody, that's a familiar name. And DiCaprio is not anything insane.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then once Zach came along, I was like, oh, it's fine.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but imagine how long.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  It took a long, yeah, but even back when we, when I saw him at open mics in the nineties, I would never was, I didn't even bother, you know, I just called him Zach.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Like if I was bringing on a guy with a name like Zach.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my guts nightmare.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  I would just literally go, ladies and gentlemen, this next time we're gonna love it, it's Zach G. I would just do that. I can't, if I, well, cause I would butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't butcher it.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Fuck it, I'll just say Zach G.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  I, I do that still, even friends of mine, I, I can't say it right. Aster P.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Aster P.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Aster P I do, right? You know, another one is Christina P.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Right, well, yeah, you can't say her last name.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  I can't say it. I know, I've never said it right in, ever.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  But she goes by Christina P. sometime.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I say, yeah, my doctor, my psychiatrist is under, like, I just texted him today, Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say his last name. So, eh, eh, when I first met, I was like, hey, can I just call you Dr. Mike?

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  And he was like, yeah, that's fine.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's like Wata Sigmali.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so yeah, something like that.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  I said that because a woman that was working for us, a woman that was working for us, her last name was so unbelievable. It's, it was literally like, Wata Sanari Sanasa Fun.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  At some point, I just like, it's not, I'm not even gonna say your, it's, I can't even.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  There should have been a rule back in the beginning of time where a last name can only be five letters.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  That's really good.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't you think?

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  That's really good.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Look at these, look at these.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Five letters.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Like a Bengali surname.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Chata Para Chata Charaji.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Chaka To The Bor Chaka Charabi.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  But, well, you know what? These are easier because you just mumble it. You'd go, Mateo Chaga Para Charaji. If you said it close, no one will know.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  And also they know that their, their last names are complex, so they let it go usually. If it's like super long.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  You mean, like, you know, they're not gonna go, hey, it's Bolo Wango No Malai.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna say that.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  They correct you?

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  It's Polo Gano Wano Kano Mai.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you don't, you don't say it that way. You know, it's like, dude, it's like, I can't.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm tr, I can't do it. It's not part of my.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  It's not a part of my vocabulary.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  I can't do it.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, first names.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Keep it simple too, I think.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Keep it easy.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Keep it easy, dude, you know?

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Take it easy, keep it easy.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  You have a very easy name.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, Andrew?

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Santino Lee.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Santino Lee.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Carlos. Now Herrera, Herrera. A little tough.

• 33:04Speaker 07

  Herrera.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Herrera.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I also don't like? When you have a Spanish name and you see someone like Megyn Kelly or something, super pronounce the double R and does the roll, I don't like it.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  She goes, and let me tell you something about Carlos Herrera.

• 33:20Speaker 05

  I don't like it.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Especially when she's like angry about it.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  And here is this bad bunny, he's got his whole crew of Mexicans.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Dancing behind him.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  He's got Carlos Lopez.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  It's crazy, yeah.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  To just like dip in and dip out.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  She, they all do that. But newscasters do that, it drives me nuts.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  You know, I talked on stage last night about Latinx. I tried some new shit about Latinx. Remember they tried Latinx? And I asked a Mexican guy in the front row. I go, hey, bro, do you, what's up with Latinx? He's like, no, we wouldn't fuck him with it. I was like, so whites just tried to like shoehorn that in. He was like, yeah, nah. I was like, did any, I said, did any Latinos you know fuck with it? He's like, no, what the fuck? No. But it's funny, why? We tried to do it. Whites tried to do it.

• 34:11Speaker 07

  It wasn't the woke-y.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  I know, but, but it was so, nobody asked for it to change.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, did you ask for it?

• 34:17Speaker 07

  Fuck no.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you asked for it.

• 34:19Speaker 07

  I was pitching a TV show during that time and there was a Hispanic character and they made me put Latinx in. And like everyone gave me shit about it, including my own friends.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  But it's like, so, but what about saying someone's Latin is offensive? Um, give me a learning lesson. Is it offensive?

• 34:34Speaker 07

  No.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  I don't think so. I mean, it was.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're fucking Latin.

• 34:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean technically.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  I was pushing for Asian Z.

• 34:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  And it didn't catch on at all.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Wait, calling someone Latin is generally not considered an offensive slur? While not inherently racist is less, it is less precise than using inappropriate terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I know, but it's an encompassing thing.

• 34:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, exactly.

• 34:56Speaker 05

  So because of the Latino, Latina, they decided for Latinx, so they didn't have to do gender.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  But you just say Latin and it would encompass both.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Right.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Right, so this doesn't make any sense. Like I'm a pale white. I don't need that.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pale white. No, we got categorized. I got.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  Right, I'm a pale white, but I don't, I'm just a white. At the end of the day.

• 35:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm just a white.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're pale white. I mean, normal white.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 07

  Normal.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Normal.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Normal white.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Thank God.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  And normal hair color. Yeah. Come on, everybody. Yeah. Come on. Yeah.

• 35:36Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm a.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  A nice guy. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  I like this bit.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  We don't need it.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  We just don't need the extra bullshit. Too much extra shit.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Too much extra shit.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Like I'm searching for a new doctor on the website, on like the insurance website. Dude. I mean. It's, all I want to know is what do you do? And they give way too much extra shit. Like too much information, stuff that they do. Like the first tab was gender-affirming care.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  I was like, what about? Internal medicine? I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm fucking sick.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  I like.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Do the scan, dude.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna do the scan.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  When you do the scan, I want to do the scan.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's go together.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real, though. I really big, because I know that, I don't know if Japan's being real, July.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  But can I tell?

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  But the scan, but the scan, I want, I want Japan and scan to be real.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Japan is real.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Why are you bringing up beautiful women on the internet?

• 36:35Speaker 07

  That's what you told, you showed me when we were talking about Japan. The worst person you know. Is planning their Japan 2026 trip.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  That's thinking. It is true.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why is that even?

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  She's saying, because there's a trend of Japan right now. People want to go to Japan.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  There's two trends on the internet that are big. One is people think they're, this is Japan year. And two, people think they're Chinese. They're turning Chinese. Do you know about this?

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Mm-mm.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  I send it to Andrea Jin all the time. Because there's stuff that says, you make me Chinese. There's like memes now.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  That, that whites think they're turning Chinese. You think I'm kidding? It's all over the internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a real thing. And I, I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out there.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Thank you. It means the world to me.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  It means the world to me that I'm what I'd be, I'd rather be a normal white.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Then be Chinese as well.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  What are you looking at?

• 37:33Speaker 07

  Nothing.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  You're a little sweet prince on your phone, aren't you?

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, I too much, I think. Yeah, it's too much scrolling.

• 37:41Speaker 07

  What are your hours this week?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Doom scrolling.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Can I look?

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:45Speaker 07

  That was like 12 hours.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  I think it's because of the Lexapro, I think it's a lot. What do I Google again? Not Google, but.

• 37:53Speaker 07

  I'm at 11 hours today.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  My average is seven hours a day.

• 37:57Speaker 07

  Six and a half.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Not bad. Seriously?

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Daily average, mine says seven hours. It's bad, right? What's yours?

• 38:06Speaker 07

  Mine's only a five and a half this week.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  What's yours?

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  Seven.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Mine's seven too.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, seven seems normal.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Seven hours a day is crazy.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're constantly looking at it for seven hours of it. It's insane.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, I don't know. What's, what's the usual average? Four hours?

• 38:23Speaker 07

  Oh, no.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, Kaven had none, you know, that's.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Problematic phone usage.

• 38:28Speaker 07

  Exceeding five.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for high risk for mental health issues, depression, anxiety, reduced productivity. Here's good news, got them all already.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you already have them.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so when you're, when you already have anxiety and depression.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  So, big deal.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Also, reduced productivity, I don't believe that at all. We're the most productive team I've ever met in my entire life. All of us are on our phone all the time.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  But anxiety and depression, for sure. For sure. But I didn't build these machines. They were given to us.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  We are a subject of the machine. You want to blame someone?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Blame Musk.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  He didn't have anything to do with it.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  No, he didn't? No, blame what? Blame?

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Jobs.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Jobs.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Jobs.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Steve Jobs.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  I was thinking about like the jobs I've had in the past.

• 39:11Andrew Santino?

  So many bad.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like my coffee shop guy job. Here you go, here's the phone.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  You could blame some of those, you could blame some of your current issues on some of those past jobs.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  But it's not worth it.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I begin to think that it's probably not healthy.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm beginning to think the phone's not.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Not healthy.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  Every time I look, I should be reading a book, but I can't be shook. I'll get back on the gram.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is this healthy, just sitting there and doing nothing?

• 39:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Just sitting there and just, I'm being real, I've been trying it.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  Being?

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just, I sometimes I'll wake up, I'll sit down, I have a little chair, comfy chair.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  It is a little, little chair.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a little tiny chair. Yeah, I mean, it's very comfortable, though. And I'll sit there for like a half an hour and do nothing.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  No, that's very good for you.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Very good. It's collecting yourself. But, you know, here's the deal.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  But then tragedies occur in my mind.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Give me one.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, just like, you know, nine 11, or when my dad used to beat me, like, just crazy things.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  You went from nine 11 to my dad used to be, that's still going through your head?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  I guess you never forgot.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  You never forget. Yeah.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  12 years in retreat. We need to do something like this, a Buddhist retreat.

• 40:26Speaker 07

  The longest meditation.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  So, uh, Jett Snuma, Jett Sun Ma, uh, Tibetan Buddhist, spent 12 years in meditation retreat in cave in north, northern India.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Similarly extreme training in some Hindu traditions involved 12 years in a hermitage.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Jett Lee did that.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  People go, where's Jett Lee been? He's been meditating since the last movie, I think. Dude, that's what he said. I was meditating for the last 15 years.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  That's what he said. Now I'm back. Like, back for what? You're fucking a thousand years old now. No one wants to see you.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  It's believed in some Buddhist traditions that the Buddha himself meditated for 49 days under the body tree. Forty nine, you couldn't get to 50, huh?

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Mm-mm.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  Just couldn't knock out one day to round out the number. Yeah, I mean, that's, that seems pretty weak.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  It's weak, dude.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Decades in a lifetime. Uh, tukdam, some Tibetan monks are said to enter a state of tukdam, a dead but not dead state of deep meditation where the body does not decay for weeks after clinical death. They're doing what you do in the tiny chair.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I tukdam in the chair.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Tukdammed in the chair. I'll be tukdamming. Oh, so that guy's tukdam right now?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Zoom, zoom in, yeah.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Gotta give me a picture of a tukdam.

• 41:33Speaker 07

  I think that might be post tukdam.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  You took them with your eyes open, that's, that's better, I think.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm hoping we took this dumb off the screen at some point.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people. This is brilliant and amazing and beautiful. It just, it, I mean, he looks uncomfortable.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  He does not look, he doesn't look comfortable.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  That shirt doesn't look Tempur-Pedic.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Imagine how bad your ass would hurt. Oh, go to that picture on the left of it, of the one you have on right now, just the left. This is mummified in Tukdam.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Mummified monk.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Can you zoom in?

• 42:04Speaker 07

  The Buddhists claim this guy's in Tukdam, but.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, they think he's not dead still.

• 42:09Speaker 07

  Yeah, they claimed that.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  They're collecting his social security, that's why. No, he's still getting the payments, he's alive, he's just in Tukdam right now.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Just cashing government checks. No, no, no, he's, he's in there. He's there.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Hims hair, dude.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  You gotta have hair and you've got so much hair, man.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  If you don't, you know what I mean? No, no offense, Carlos. When.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  It happens.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it happens, dude.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

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• 42:44Bobby Lee?

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• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Man, that's incredible. Think of Hims as your digital front door that gets you back to your old self with simple 100% online access to trusted treatments for real health concerns all in one place. And you know Hims, they do so much, but these doctor trusted ingredients like Finasteride, minoxidil, they're gonna stop and get you that hair that you've been dreaming of. Man, the summer's coming.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  For simple online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, weight loss, and more, visit hims.com/badfriends.

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

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• 43:31Bobby Lee?

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• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  That's why more than 90,000 businesses from solo operators to growing teams rely on Quo to stay connected, professional, and consistently reachable. You know, we have another studio that we operate out of.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

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• 44:07Bobby Lee?

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• 44:19Andrew Santino?

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• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  That's quo.com/badfriends.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  Q U O dot com slash bad friends. QUO, no missed calls.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  No missed customers.

• 44:44Speaker 00

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• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  Are you excited to go out east to shoot?

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know if excitement's the word.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  It's good to act again. Yeah, but it's not an excitement.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  That's gotta feel good.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, my problem is this is that, and this is true, is I'm supposed to be a drunk in it and I have a problem playing a drunk. I did it one time with that Vince Vaughn sketch I did like five years ago for Bill Burr and I don't know if it's real. You know what I mean? So it's like, how do you play a drunk guy? Because there's ways to do it that's like so sketchy that it's like, it doesn't feel real. How do you play it?

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  I think if you're an actual alcoholic and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the difference. So you should just be kind of like lethargic and normal. You would just be lower energy.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  Like, let's do a... The trick is to pretend not to be drunk.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Drunk, which is what drunks do.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Right, so here you go, ready?

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What's your name in the thing? Chang?

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  Chang?

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy O Chang?

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Just Jimmy.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy, uh, what's been going on at the shop today?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Already, already too much?

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  You're acting.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Ask me again.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  What's been going on in the shop today, Jimmy?

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  I didn't come into the shop today, man.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Why didn't you go into the shop?

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  I just, you know, I don't work every day, man.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  You don't work every day? We pay you to be here every day.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Ah, my bad, I, you know, didn't, I woke up late, you know, I woke up late and I, uh, yeah, it's my bad, man.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, it's good.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Is it bad or no?

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  It's bad.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, then you do it.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hey, Jimmy, why didn't you come into work today?

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, man, I don't need to. You leave me alone.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  See, that's good. But you're acting drunk.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  You're not?

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm acting disinterested and over it. You have to pick a, pick, here's what we have to do with you.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Do it again.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy, Jim, did you come into the, did you go into the shop today?

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, man, I was there.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  I went in, I came in, man.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  Did any customers? You're doing a little San Diego.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  I am?

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  No man or dude or bro. Just give me.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no man, okay.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What, what's going on? Why, why didn't you go to the shop today, Jim?

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  I came into the shop, man. I, I, man again.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  We got it.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think we got it.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  No, we got it. Hold on.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  You came into the, so did, did you not see any customers today?

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Of course I saw customers. I mean,

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  that's what I do.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  You saw customers?

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man. I'm excited.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  How many customers did you see today?

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't, Frank O'Neil came in.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  Mr. O'Neil came by. He's been dead for 13 years.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Frank, what?

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Frank O'Neil, who owns O'Neil's Brakes?

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, you know, his wife, Lucila?

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Lucia.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy, what's going on?

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I'm fine, dude.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  I didn't ask if you want.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine, I'm fine, Larry.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  I need to talk to you in my office.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Alright, okay. What's going on?

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  Have you been drinking on the job?

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  I had a drink.

• 48:27Andrew Santino?

  What did you have?

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  I had a little drink.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  What did you have to drink?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  A beer.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  How many beers?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  One beer, dude.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  How big was the beer?

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry for saying dude again. I'm sorry, guys.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  How big was the beer? Jimmy? Who are you talking to?

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Who, how big was the beer?

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  How big was the beer?

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  It was a beer. You know, how big do beers get?

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  That's good. That's very good. How big do beers get is great.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, yeah.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  I really, that's actually-

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  We'll just play with it over there.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  But I like that.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  Because then it's not playing drunk, you're playing disinterested.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm playing disinterested.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  And I like that.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  I think disinterest is what an alcoholic-

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Because when you watch it, you're like, they're playing drunk, I don't like that.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't like when they play drunk.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  So how do you do it? How do you do math?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  That's another one. Let's, how do you do, let's do it.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, I've told you, I told you a long time ago about the questions.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean when you tell me? Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something right now?

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  We go to the same guy.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  The sun came out.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  And I told him this morning. I'm not doing that anymore.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and let me the gazebo that built?

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't feel like it.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  It was made out of wood, and the wood that I used for the bridge.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Because I'll lick it. And I'm not gonna swallow it ever again.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  My friend Luigi. Luigi never came home.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, but I'm a hot dog. Want a hot dog? I'm hungry.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that you made last night?

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's get one.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Let's get one right now. Yeah, let's eat it. That's pretty good. What do you think? That's good? Alright, let's do, um...

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it all, you know what I mean? Let's do acid.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  Let's do fentanyl.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Fentanyl. I don't know how to do-

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  So mean.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  What was it called?

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  So mean.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  What was the Buddhist thing called?

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Tuckedum.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Tuckedum. Yeah.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  We just tuckedummed it. I think you're gonna play a great role. I think you shouldn't be, I think you should be.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, they'll give me notes, you know what I mean? But that's the only thing that I'm like a little nervous about because it's like.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, have you read the scripts?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  So you know, you're ahead of the game.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm ahead of the game. Yeah, yeah. I haven't memorized the lines yet, but it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, be real. Have you ever memorized lines?

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of course I've memorized lines. For all, all the things I've done, I've memorized lines.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think when I'm on like Sex and the City where I'm just making it up? No, they're like, you have to say it word for word.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  So they wrote those things that you?

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I memorized them days before.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying. You do days?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't do that. Yeah.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  You do it on spot?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  I do it the morning of.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how that's possible.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I get in the trailer and I just do it.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You know, John Cho does that. I saw him do that once.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  I'll read it.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  I'll read it before and then I'll memorize the sides that day.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have to do it the night before.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Because if I ingest it prior to that, I don't, it gets too scrambled eggs in my mind. So if I read it, I understand what the scene is.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  And then in my trailer or whatever, I'll just, I'll get the lines then.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  And take by take. If it's a huge piece, like if it was like a thing we did sometimes on I'm Dying in a Year, I'd have like a page and a half.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Of a monologue.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Days before.

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. The night before, I just do chunks. I divide it into chunks and I use a key word to continue on my next chunk.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  And that key word indicates what the next piece is. So I just kinda like, I don't like how you divide up an hour. You have 15, 15, 15, 15.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Do you forget when you're there?

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's okay.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  They gotta be patient. It's all, we're gonna edit this. It's not fucking live. This is Birdman.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Like I couldn't, if they were like, we're gonna do it one take, I'd be like, fire me. Fire me right now.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  I could never, fire me right now.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  Shoot me on, shoot me, let me die in the scene.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And also, it's like you, I, I, sometimes I need another actor there to calm me down.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  I.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  I remember Oliver Hudson, the pilot for Spilling Up Together, he had to pull me aside and goes, "You're on your head, it doesn't matter." You know what I mean? Just say your line. You know what I mean?

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  And then it was fine.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what good, that's a, what, what a nice thing for him to do.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's just like, you know, you're allowed to make mistakes, say your line, it's, everything's fine.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  I want to say something, obviously, now that we're in the world of speaking about actors. This will be long after, but rest in peace to the great James Vanderbeek.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I can't, you know, I can't even post, you know what I hate? Rest in peace, I knew, I knew, I worked with him before.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, what a nice guy, he did Tiger Belly as a, just, you know, what a nice guy, and, uh.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  You didn't post a memorial picture.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  I didn't post anything because of the fact that I'm just, it bothers me.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  A lot, that people do it?

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  When they, you know, they have, I, I have photos with him, you know, that I could go, you know, um, rest in peace, brother, and, you know, and I, there was, I asked around, I go, "Why don't I not want to post it?" Because when I see it, it bothers me.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  Right, well.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Hollywood does that.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a little performative, right?

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  It's performative, yeah.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes, I mean, look, it's a, it's a way to cope, so, so for some people, they want to put the picture up because it means something to them, they want to say, "I had a relationship with this person I really loved." But for some people, it's a little performative. Like, for some people, it's like you could go up to them after you saw them take that, put that post, later that night, you'd run into them and be like, "Hey, man, I'm really sorry about your friend James," they'd be like, "James, what do you mean?"

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  And you're like, "Vanderbeek," and they go, "Oh, yes, yeah, but what a bummer." You know, like, some people, you can tell it's baloney, and some people, it's very real, but you, but I get what you're saying. It's hard to post.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  He's just, in, he was an authentically nice person.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  He really was. Um, super easy to be with, very helpful on set, and, you know, it's, I wasn't like, super close to him, you know, um, we did a series together, and then, um, we would hang out a little bit after that, when, before, when he lived here in LA.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  And, um, like I said, we bonded together, but, um, you know. What a loss and it's just super sad.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a bummer.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a bum, it's a real bummer.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  The good ones go.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Because some people that are fucking fucktowards are still alive, you know?

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Let's name it, we'll put up a list.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna put a list, everyone knows what I'm talking about, but it's like.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  There are people that, yeah, so it's like, I don't know.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  What does it mean? Life is precious, life is short. We should get screened, he did talk about that. So we'll do the body screening, because he talked about it, because he got, he got diagnosed quite young. What is he, 46 or something? I don't know, I mean.

• 54:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, 48 I think.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's a young, that's a terribly young death. You know?

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  And the children, he has so many children, it's just, they're just gonna be robbed of, you know?

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  He had a lot of kids.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 54:48Speaker 07

  They're at almost 2 million on their GoFundMe.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what do you mean?

• 54:53Speaker 07

  The Vanderbeek, Vanderbeek family has a GoFundMe.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, really?

• 54:58Speaker 07

  And they're almost at 2 mil.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 54:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, send me the, um, GoFundMe, seriously, yeah, yeah.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  This is, I don't wanna, I don't wanna make anything that'd be misconstrued here, but. How much you, how much you gonna give?

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna be real?

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, you brought it up.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done this before, and I'll be, you want my honest, you know?

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  If you really want him to send it to you.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Probably a grand.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Thousand American dollars.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  So, they wanted 1.5 and they got 2 million already and they, I hope they get as much.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they already exceeded it?

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I hope that, oh, oh, so now you're not gonna give anything?

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:41Speaker 07

  She wants some.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  A grand?

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  I think the family deserves as much as they can for losing someone.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna contribute?

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  Someone gave $30,000.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:50Speaker 07

  Anonymously.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Who's anonymous? Anonymously, they gave $30,000? You know? You would.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 55:59Speaker 07

  Nope.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it right now anonymously.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  30 grand?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  No, not 30 grand. Not 30 grand.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  The point I was making, if you gave 30 grand, you want people to know.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  You either then, you either pal, that's rude that you wouldn't even say something like that.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  You'd want people to know.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it anonymously.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Don't raise your voice, and you have 30 grand to give, and you could do it, but you, but you would put your name up there. That's what I'm saying.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  The Dow! Anyway, uh.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  Raise your hand if you agree he'd put his name up there. Go ahead. See?

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  You would. You know you would. And here's why. You're giving the money. It's not, it's not bad, but you'd go, hey.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why I wouldn't. Can I, can I, can I, um?

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Fight your case?

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Fight my case?

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're not gonna, I'm gonna bring you back to Stardew Valley. Okay?

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  As everything does.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Everything, life always does.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it should.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  So in Stardew Valley, there is a character named Pam.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam, right?

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  And he has a daughter named Penny. Okay?

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  It's a woman.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  I, well, you said he has a daughter named Penny. Got it.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  And she, she drives the truck. Okay?

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  You know, go back to Pam?

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Pam could be both. You know, Pam is pretty.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Who knows?

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Who knows what that is, right? So they live, Pam and Penny live in a trailer.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Yes, that, that I can see by the photo.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so they live in a trailer, right?

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You know, what is this with trailers and redheads? They, we all grew up in trailers, huh? We do that.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And that, you know, because they have red hair, and I love you.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, I, so there is some, in the game, you can get rid of the trailer and build them a brand new house.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you don't get any points for, don't do that with Penny. Don't do that with Penny.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  You don't get any points for building them a house.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there is a little dialogue thing where, um, okay, okay, somebody said, don't get me hard, David.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  Is that Penny porn?

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's Penny porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  That's not.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Because she is somebody that I do marry in the game.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  So you're in love with Penny?

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  I love Penny, and that just got me like, you know, man. Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, interesting. All right, let's keep you move on for a minute. Can we move on for a minute?

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  That's in your little chair at your reflection time. She'll make you cock tum or whatever.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, there's a thing in it where um the carpenter goes to you, Rob, and she goes, should we, should I tell him that you gave him all this money to build it? Or or should we just, you know what I mean? Just keep it anonymous? And I always choose anonymous because it's like, but you don't get any perks either way. Like, what does it matter? You know what I mean? But I always choose anonymous.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  So you think?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Starview Valley Penny.

• 58:58Speaker 07

  I'm sold. I'm sold on your.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Because ethically, I'm just like that.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 06

  Last year, when I sent out my Special Olympics thing, Andrew Dunn, two grand anonymously.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  And you didn't respond to the message. And didn't.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I don't respond to anything you send. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not a good case. Yeah.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  The only reason you knew it was me is because I gave a jokey name.

• 59:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, you said generous Gary or whatever.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I would have done the same thing. You know what I mean?

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  But only you know that.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Sneaky Nakamura. Okay?

• 59:27Speaker 06

  So. It's coming up again, I'll send you another.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll say whatever. You know what I mean?

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Sneaky Nakamura is so funny.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  If your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamura.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura. But my point is, is this, I would do it anonymously. So I think you're wrong.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's my defense.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  It's fine. I'm excited to see your name up there on the GoFundMe.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  And you know, I will say this. I'm glad we never said anything about James on the show prior because people blame us all the time that when we talk about a celebrity, they pass away.

• 59:56Speaker 07

  We already did it, remember?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Catherine O'Hara, I know. We did that. We spoke about her and then weeks later, she died.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  It is true. We've done it so many times on the show and people bring it up, I guess. The guy said, we've done it. There's people that track how many times we've talked about people for some reason.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's do an experiment right now. We'll throw out a name and just see.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Willie Nelson's still alive.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  William Shatner, also alive, 94.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  William Shatner's a good one.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Clint Eastwood, that's a good one. If I was gonna do a death poll.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  You know, I don't, I don't wish death on any of these people, but if you, once you reach 90, don't you feel like you did it? You really did it. You lived a full, imagine if you got to 90 and you're like, I just don't know if I've lived a full life.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  90?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  You did it.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee Grant, an actress, turned 100 in 2026. Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint.

• 1:00:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, she's the girl in North by Northwest.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. And she won Academy Award for North by Northwest, right? Yeah? She's 101, but she lives, what does it say? So sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead. You know, that's something my grandmother used to say. She's like, "All my friends are dead." You live to 90, all your friends are gone. Well, and who can they talk to?

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Like, imagine your grand- imagine a 97-year-old woman now.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Going, "What is going on?" And everyone around her is like, "6'7", bitch.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, fuck, I'd wanna be outta here. Like, if that's the world, everyone's vaping.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm gonna talk to Niroi.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Sorry?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Niroi.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  He's my robot.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, your little robot.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Hello, I'm Niroi. Hello, Niroi. What's going on today?

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Can you stop jerking off, Bobby? I have to watch this all of the day.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But wouldn't I have an AI robot that talks to me all day?

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna get it. It's doing backflips now, this fucking weirdo thing from robotics from, uh, Boston Dynamics. They can literally, they just did a complete, what do you call that? Uh, the, in gymnastics, when they do the turnover. There it is. There it was, it just did it. There it is. Doing a fucking backflip. Look at this.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  And it's in slow motion.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Boston Dynamics, he said?

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at, watch this. Ba na na na na. End of society. That's the end of society.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  If it can backflip, it can fuck us up.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  It can, yeah.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna learn to beat our ass.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Is this the one where it fell? There's one where it falls. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what you get.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  Thinking you're like us. Running on ice? Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Pause it.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a, two years away for perfection.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how funny. Imagine he goes back with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, "We saw you fall."

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, "No, you didn't." He's like, "Yes, we did. You ate shit."

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  "You suck, you suck, you suck. They're going to take you apart tomorrow." You know they're gonna be so aware. So they're gonna reach awareness where they know...

• 1:03:04Speaker 07

  What if it was falling on purpose to give us a false sense of security?

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  Oof, now you're really, now, dude, now you're digging in.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  You're digging it.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  You think they were falling on purpose to trick humans into thinking they're still flawed, but they had the techno- they already know.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  They know.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Gosh.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe they have fingers.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  What do you want those for?

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  When I'm signed.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, just fingers.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  Gang robots.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you mean Illuminati.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  They're like, what's up, blood?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy. In a tupperware underneath his bed. We inoculated the spores and all that stuff.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Is it the hallucination?

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the magic mushroom. Imagine we just were doing shiitake.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Just good old woodier mushroom.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, we were doing, we grew mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of, it was amazing. We ordered the spores offline.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  It was back, like, new internet. You know, where you, like, dig to, like, find out the web where you could buy illegal drugs. And we inoculated.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  How long did it take to grow it?

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Ah, I don't, my frame of reference would be bad. So a couple of weeks to a month or so, I don't really remember.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Did it work?

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they weren't that strong. I remember drying them out and they just weren't that good.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  And, you know, and we were probably already smoking weed and drinking. So you're like, maybe they are working. Who knew if they ever worked?

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  But I did mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house. And that was one of the just insanely stupid things. To go to a haunted house tripping balls.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  It's not fun. You want to be, you want to, like, be, you know, relaxed when you're on mushrooms.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  I like going to a mall.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  On drugs, yeah.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, no more for you. Never again.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  No, Bobby.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Who knows?

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  Robert?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  You know, it's funny because I never wanted to go in public spaces when I was on drugs. That was so stupid. I never wanted to do that.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  What's that, dude?

• 1:04:51Speaker 07

  They have, like, psychedelic simulators on.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  For guys that are sitting at home, tripped out, they want to look at stuff on.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me see, let me see one.

• 1:04:58Speaker 07

  It's like if you're, like, sober, what it would be like to do mushrooms. That is so realistic.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, that is, wow.

• 1:05:04Speaker 07

  Things spiral and stuff.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the movement of things is always what got me. That's why it was hard to go places.

• 1:05:12Speaker 07

  This is what it's like for me every day.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  I'm thinking about, we're thinking about getting another dog. And here, and let me tell you why.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  She found a dog that is not in good shape, that has not a lot of years left.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  No, get a new one.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but listen, but she said.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Get a brand new one.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  She said, wouldn't you rather help this dog and have its last few years be amazing, other than sitting in a, whatever, you know, in a shelter or whatever.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I be, can I have an argument against it?

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we did that. We have one named Remy.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Who I love like I love all my animals.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so you sold me on that, I'm in.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  All right, but I've had four years of Remy, right, where I could have had 15, 16 years of Remy.

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were gonna be like, I thought he'd be dead by now.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and a year ago, the vet was like, you should really think about putting him down, and we can't do it.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  No, let life do it.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but Remy is like, like, dude, blind, spine twisted, you know, like, just fucked.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, and it's so hard.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  But how, imagine how much better Remy's life is with you than it would be anywhere else.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, we do give him a great life, nice treats, everything, but.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  Think about that, think, think about.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  All right, maybe get one.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, give me the argument of why, why?

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  You just gave it to me.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  I just, oh, I did.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you love it and it's amazing, and it's better off there than it is some fucking stupid shelter.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  We did save him.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  Cause the shelters suck ass, they're not fun, they don't have, they're.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  They were, they were gonna kill Remy, by the way.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the shelter for dogs is a retirement home for adults, hospice, and you're just locked in a room, fuck that.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  I wanna die at my house, I wanna die free, you know?

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do, do, do it, do it.

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you should.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  Don't you wanna die in your own, like, in your own volition, instead of in a hospital?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  But let's, your, your current dog, see if they get along.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  We, yeah, you have to introduce them.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what if they don't get along?

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Um, then you just keep one in one room and keep one in the other.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I don't think so.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. That's hard.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's hard.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  But it's a risk you're willing to take.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  And if they don't get along, then the, the new dog, you put it outside, you open the door and you, you know, and you say, we'll see you when we see you.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  Good luck out there.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're coyote, your friends coyotes out there.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  No, I, I think it, I think we gotta give it a whirl because it's worth the.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Where are you gonna go? Humane society?

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Where are we gonna get it?

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's a, there's a shelter up in the valley, in the north valley.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever go just randomly?

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you why I don't go.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Because it makes me so fucking sad.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  So it gets me overwhelmed and I'm like, I, I, I, I can't save all this stuff. And it just makes me feel sad and yucky. It gets me just fucked up.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The reason why I don't go is because every single animal I have is the, oh, those visits were like, let's just go check it out.

• 1:07:59Andrew Santino?

  And then you get one.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you get one. Every single animal was like that. So eventually like, we can't even go. Cause I will take one home.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean. It makes me too sad to be like, well, what are we gonna, you gotta fix all this stuff?

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  How hard?

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  So, oh god, some of it's so sad and you just wanna. You try to justify it in your mind. It's like, well, we can, you know, I mean, you know, we can get a bigger house.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, you'll change your entire life.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's like, it's too hard.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll say this, um, you know, I'm excited.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for the springtime.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why are you excited?

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Every day is springtime here.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  Because, because when spring has sprung.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  So does our love.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  You, well, your love for what?

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  You?

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't for me. I, my bad.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  You don't spring sprung?

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't spring sprung for you. No, no, no.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  It dies for me. It's fall.

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turns into fall for me. But, um, yeah, my, my, my love for you stays the same.

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  Never changes.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's deep, but shallow. At the same time, it's a, it's a combo.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a combo deal. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  That's cause you're, you have a tiny vaginal canal.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  That's rude. Those are fighting.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  Everything feels deep.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  For you. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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