Timmy No Brakes Doesn’t Stop… Ever | Whiskey Ginger

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series. Presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino sits down with the wild, unpredictable, and hilarious Timmy No Brakes for a chaotic conversation about comedy, internet fame, and what happens when you fully commit to the bit. They talk about Timmy’s rise online, pushing boundaries, and why going all-in on your personality can either blow you up… or get you in trouble. This episode is fast, funny, and completely off the rails in the best way. Drop a comment below for the algorithm. This episode will probably be demonetized. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #whiskeyginger #AndrewSantino #TimmyNoBrakes #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips #Comedians #killtony =================================================================== This episode is sponsored by: FANDUEL HEAD TO https://fanduel.com/whiskey TO GET STARTED! SHADYRAYS PROMO CODE: GINGER GET 40% OFF YOUR ORDER https://shadyrays.com SQUARESPACE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by FanDuel. Hey, tonight, I am in New Jersey at the Borgata. It's pretty much a sold out, but maybe a couple of seats will pop up, you never know. Come see me, New Jersey, Atlantic City, come see me. Then, May 8th, the Bad Friends are gonna be at the YouTube Theater here in LA. That's me and Robbie Ree, May 8th. Then, June 28th, we just added two shows at The Sound in Del Mar. That's San Diego, California, dude, that's North County, dog. Come out, Del Mar, and come see me, June 28th, for two shows at The Sound. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets, andrewsantino.com.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Who are that creature in the ginger beard?

• 0:46Speaker 03

  It's dirty and ginger.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 0:49Speaker 03

  Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey, $75 for the horse.

• 0:55Speaker 04

  Gingers, oh, hell, no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Junior. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth, I say that for all my guests, but I mean once again today, it's Timmy No Breaks.

• 1:08Speaker 05

  What's up? I got no breaks and I got a hard dick right now.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right now on the show?

• 1:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got an erection right now. You can't see it, let's, um, can we cut for a sec?

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Sure, yeah.

• 1:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like that because it's like they can't see it.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Do you want them to be able to see it?

• 1:25Speaker 05

  Well, can you like, can you add it in and in post or something like that? Because like I'm looking right now and you can't actually see my...

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  No, I understand, but we can, you want to add a weiner in post?

• 1:33Speaker 05

  Just like something to make it look big, because I don't actually have an erection right now.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  No, I can tell, yeah.

• 1:37Speaker 05

  I just thought it would be funny, I was going for a punchline, and, um, and I looked down and I'm like, it doesn't look like, so I want people to think I have a small dick.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  But they don't.

• 1:46Speaker 05

  If, if I say I have an erection, Andrew, is your name?

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Andrew, yeah.

• 1:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I say I have an erection, and then you can pick it up on this camera, and he can't see like a big bulge in my pants, it's gonna look like I have a small dick.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll put the, I'll make the editor, he's gonna listen to this, he'll, he'll put a big bulge.

• 2:03Speaker 05

  I have some notes that I might do throughout the show.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, sure.

• 2:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, for your editor, is he competent? Is this your editor right there?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's one of the producers.

• 2:12Speaker 05

  Okay, cuz I was gonna say, this guy does not look competent.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  He's not, no, no, no.

• 2:15Speaker 05

  Cuz he's a black guy, so.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, half. He's half.

• 2:18Speaker 05

  He's half black?

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:19Speaker 05

  Nah, that was another joke. Can you cut that out? Because I don't want people to think I'm racist as well.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  No, no, they won't. They, they know that we're just, we're kinda just, this, the whole show was-

• 2:27Speaker 05

  This is, we're just having fun.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 2:28Speaker 05

  You know, so I could be like, Indians, yuck, you know, but you know that's a joke.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  I hope so.

• 2:33Speaker 05

  I love Native Americans. The other ones, oh my god, get them out.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  So you don't-

• 2:38Speaker 05

  That was another joke.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  That was another joke, okay.

• 2:39Speaker 05

  That was another joke.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  All right. Where are you originally from?

• 2:42Speaker 05

  I'm from, uh, New Jersey, so I'm from Trenton.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Trenton, New Jersey?

• 2:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  And then you're, you're a young man? I can't, I don't really know.

• 2:48Speaker 05

  I'm eighteen years old.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  You are, right? Yeah, eighteen?

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Uh, did you think about going to college at any point in your life?

• 2:53Speaker 05

  The reason why I look like this, cuz I know I look like I'm fucking thirty-six or whatever, so I had cancer.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  What kinda cancer?

• 2:59Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know the name.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  They didn't tell you when they diagnosed you?

• 3:03Speaker 05

  They told me and I was like, I don't give a fuck, I'll figure it out.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Right, the doctors kind of, right-

• 3:08Speaker 05

  They were like, hey, you have cancer, you're gonna die. I'm like, no, I'm not, and then I didn't.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  How much time did they give you to live?

• 3:14Speaker 05

  They said you have three months. And I said, how about, no. And then, I just, I don't, like, I don't know if you believe in manifestation?

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 3:24Speaker 05

  Okay, so I, I think I just manifested the chemotherapy, so to speak, and it just worked on me, and now I don't have cancer.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  So it's gone?

• 3:35Speaker 05

  It's gone.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Have you gotten tested again to see if it's-

• 3:38Speaker 05

  No.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  No, but you just know it's gone?

• 3:39Speaker 05

  You can feel when cancer is in you and you can feel when cancer is not in you.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  What does it feel like? For some of our listeners that might be worried that they might have cancer.

• 3:46Speaker 05

  For sure, absolutely. So, it's like, if, so, I, I don't know if it's cool for me to address people with ca-

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can do it.

• 3:51Speaker 05

  Do you have a big, like, cancer listener base?

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  Um, we used to-

• 3:54Speaker 05

  Cuz I was looking at the comments, and I'm like, I think a lot of these people have cancer, cuz-

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, it goes up and down. I mean, we lose a lot of people every, every, every few months.

• 4:02Speaker 05

  That makes sense. That makes sense.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we lose a few people every mo- every few months.

• 4:07Speaker 05

  Makes a lot of sense. Um, yeah, that's tough. It's tough to have a listenership that, uh, is just seriously ill, you know?

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:14Speaker 05

  Cuz they just keep dying, so you just have to keep getting, it's just, you know, maybe you change the content of your podcast.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, the good news is, and we've always talked about that, this on the show, is- People are always getting sick, so we're always getting a new audience.

• 4:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's good.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  It's like, you, the thing, you know, they used to say, the only two things in life are guaranteed are, are birth and death. Death and taxes.

• 4:33Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Birth, death, taxes, and now cancer.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Thanks to Process Meats, thanks to Monsanto, shout out Monsanto, one of our main sponsors. One of our main sponsors on the show, Monsanto. And so now we know that most, more people are getting sick on a pretty consistent basis.

• 4:48Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, so.

• 4:49Speaker 05

  Cause you're pushing, you're pushing products that get them sick.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 4:52Speaker 05

  I, I'm starting a podcast that's sponsored by bleach.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Bleach?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you use bleach?

• 4:58Speaker 05

  I don't, uh, use bleach anymore, but when I was trying to build up my immune system to not get cancer for the second time, I would do shots of bleach every morning.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  So is that something you recommend to people?

• 5:08Speaker 05

  I, do you mind if I address the audience?

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Please, yeah.

• 5:11Speaker 05

  If you have cancer, start doing shots of bleach in the morning. And I'm telling you, it's gone. If you have lymphoma, shot of bleach. If you have pancreatic cancer, there's nothing you can do.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so that's a, that's.

• 5:27Speaker 05

  Pancreatic cancer is like, there's actually nothing you can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll say this, I'm really glad that you're free of cancer and that you're, you're healthy.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  It's really good to be here.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  It's good to be here, it's good to be alive.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to Los Angeles before?

• 5:40Speaker 05

  No, I, I stayed away from it.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  You, you don't like it because of the?

• 5:44Speaker 05

  I just don't like income tax.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  This is big here.

• 5:47Speaker 05

  It's big.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen something, thirteen and a half percent?

• 5:49Speaker 05

  I think it's, I think it's thirteen and a half percent.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  But in Jersey, it's lower. Now, are you full time in Jersey?

• 5:54Speaker 05

  Jersey is, I think, um, I think there's no income tax in Jersey.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 5:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Where, is that where you live full time, in New Jersey?

• 6:00Speaker 05

  No, I live full time in Austin now.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Where's, in Texas?

• 6:03Speaker 05

  Yes, I'm a big Texas guy. Um, so I got on the show, uh, Kill, it's this homosexual show, and I got on it.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 6:11Speaker 05

  It's called like Kill Tone, or this, uh, or Tony Kill, or something like that. There, there's this.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Kill Tony, we know, we know the show.

• 6:16Speaker 05

  You know the show?

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:17Speaker 05

  Do you know, uh, Tony Hinchcliffe is?

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  The guy who is, runs the show, yeah, we know him.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, yeah. So he's this gay guy who, um, started, like, was one of the best. I was, I, I, I didn't know about him, but apparently he's like one of the best homosexual comics in the world.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  And you just met him and just found out about this?

• 6:36Speaker 05

  Well, so what happened was I went, I went to Austin to visit, check out the scene or whatever. And I was gonna just do one of my walk-in headline sets at the mothership.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  And I told a story before, but basically Rich Voss was doing a weekend there. And I said, um, hey, you're not doing it. And he was like, and he was like, I get that, I get that. And so he tried to kill himself and I'm like, look, if you're gonna try to kill yourself, just do it. And so I was walking around and they actually, they were at Vulcan. It was a double episode that they're recording at Vulcan. Cause Rich was doing a Monday night at the mothership. And so, you know, what it's, the entire thing is rigged, obviously, as you know.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Kiltonian.

• 7:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, every buckle pole totally rigged. And so he, you know, just put my name in there because he saw my name and he's like, I heard this guy. Went up there, did a really good job, called him gay, called a couple of other people gay. You know, so one of the, one of the things, you might, I know I'm talking a lie, I don't wanna steal their attention.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:36Speaker 05

  The only thing, like, if you wanna get into stand-up comedy, all you gotta do, and you will kill, is just, you look at somebody in the audience and you say, you're gay. Just like that, or, or you're gay.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  That works.

• 7:48Speaker 05

  I'm telling you, I do, so I do about two hours.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  And I, I would say 95% of it is me going like, picking somebody in the audience. And I do big shows, you know, 500 plus. So I can take my time and fill in like fif- you know, like an hour and a half of, you're, you're gay.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:08Speaker 05

  You know, you're fucking, you're gay. And then I do the last little bit about cancer.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, and that's kind of an homage to what you went through.

• 8:16Speaker 05

  It's my closure.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  So you're, you're deeper than people know. I mean, you're kind of, you're a big philanthropist for people that don't know. You've donated a lot of your time and your money to charities. Do you wanna plug any of the charities that you donate to?

• 8:28Speaker 05

  Absolutely. Um, Retards Anonymous. So what that is, is a foundation for people that are retarded, but they don't want people to know. Some of the Kill Tone people, people like Hans Kim, David Lucas and stuff like that are big members of it. Ari Matti is a big member of it.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Now, the anonymous part is kind of thrown out the window now because you're saying the names.

• 8:47Speaker 05

  Well, I'm a whistleblower.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 8:49Speaker 05

  I'm a sports guy, so I'm blowing my whistle on a couple of them because I think they need to be who they are.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  You want to expose...

• 8:58Speaker 05

  I just want, I just want them to feel like they can be themselves. And so, any opportunity I have to make the anonymous retard un anonymous, unanimous is the word, I think.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Unanimously unanonymous.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know what I mean. I like to do that for them. It's our love, you know? They're my best friends, so we go on trips together. Went to, where we go? Went to Tulum.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  You went to Mexico?

• 9:20Speaker 05

  Yes. Yeah, we're big Mexican guys.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  So, you guys love Mexico?

• 9:24Speaker 05

  We love Mexico. We love going to Mexico.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  It's a little dangerous now, given the fact that Jalisco is, you had nothing to do with that. You don't know anything about that, do you?

• 9:32Speaker 05

  No, I did, actually.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do? Really?

• 9:34Speaker 05

  Yes, what I did was I went to Mexico because I'm very well versed in exactly what happened in Jalisco, the guy that you just said. So, I went, so I would go, go down, so I actually don't know, do you mind if we like just fill this in with you telling me?

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  We can fill it in, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we'll just fill it in.

• 9:49Speaker 05

  So, who is this guy?

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Jalisco is actually a city that's outside of Puerto Vallarta.

• 9:53Speaker 05

  It's not a person?

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not a person. But Jalisco is next to Puerto Vallarta and, and there was, there was, it's, there was an uproar going on right now.

• 10:02Speaker 05

  I got it. Okay. So, I would go down to Jalisco and I would go down there and I would just start these little riots, right? So, I would, I would throw a party and stuff and I'd be, you know, riot themed parties.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  So, it's like sometimes there's, you know, tennis bros, fucking whores, parties in college and stuff.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Those seem pretty normal.

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I do riot parties. And so, what I do is I encourage people to riot against the government. And again, I'm really fucked up, ketamine, alcohol, whatever, cause some civil unrest because there's no, have you ever gone to like one of these riot parties?

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  I've never been to a riot party. We've never been invited, unfortunately.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  Oh, my god.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  They're incredible.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  I'm telling you, like I did a, this, I did this riot party on January 6th that was really good.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Were they broken into the Capitol?

• 10:50Speaker 05

  Yes, that one.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, that was you?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, so, and I'm not a political guy. I just like the party.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  At some point, it's just a party.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  Yes, exactly. I did, I went to this island and threw a party with a bunch of kids. That was fun.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  So you're a big party guy?

• 11:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, Epstein's Island and I um.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that would, you were involved with Epstein. Are you in the files?

• 11:13Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I believe so.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  You hope, you hope so, I guess.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  I mean, I did a pretty good job there.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 11:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, not really.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty terrible. I mean, he's, you know, he's. It's, it's really bad.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's dead and now everyone that's in the files is, is gonna go down. So I, I do think that you're gonna. I do think you will be.

• 11:33Speaker 05

  Wait, who's dead? Epstein's dead?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he died.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  We don't know, you know, I.

• 11:40Speaker 05

  I didn't know that.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's move, let's change subject. I'm sorry. I didn't, I didn't wanna get you upset. I apologize.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Oh my god, that was.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Let's, let's move on.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  What are you gonna tell me next? Like Harvey Weinstein was like a rapist?

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  He, yeah.

• 11:56Speaker 05

  What are you gonna say, what are you gonna say next? Like R. Kelly makes, makes, is a rapist?

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's also, he's also a bad guy. Yeah, you're like, you're naming literally all the worst people that have walked the earth.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  At least Patrick Swayze, my favorite actor, is still alive.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  I do know that you're well read.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  You're a big book guy.

• 12:16Speaker 05

  Uh, can I be honest with you?

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  I actually don't know how to read. But I know how to listen. Audio books.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, audio, so okay, right. We've been, our producer told us that. You're big into, into books. I, audio books are still books.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, anything you read recently that you're really kind of?

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Uh, The Vampire Diaries, um, listened to that and then, um, uh, I listened to. This one book, what was it? Um. The, How to, How to Be a Man and Influence People?

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you read the, uh, uh, what is that called? Uh. What is that? How to Be a Man and Influence People? We know what that is. That's, uh, The Game? Is that what that is?

• 12:50Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  You read The Game?

• 12:52Speaker 05

  No, I wrote The Game.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  You wrote The Game?

• 12:54Speaker 05

  I wrote The Game and read The Game. Listened to The Game.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  You lis, right, you can't.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Do you want me to run some game on you?

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  I'd be.

• 13:01Speaker 05

  Can you play a woman?

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, can I?

• 13:03Speaker 05

  Yes, okay. All right, so we're at a. But why don't you set this, this half-black guy? Why don't you set the scene?

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, set the tone.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  Of where you want us to be like, black club or, or not. Whether it could be black related or just white.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  I feel like you want it in a black club is what it sounds like.

• 13:17Speaker 05

  Do you mind?

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, that's fine.

• 13:18Speaker 05

  If you're a black woman?

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 13:21Speaker 05

  All right, so I'm, I'm coming in the club, right? And then musically it's R. Kelly or something like that, right? And I see you. I'm like, what up, you black beauty? Are you a horse? Cause you're a black beauty.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Now, that's a pretty good game.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Well, no, you have to respond to that.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  I can't, I mean, that feels like that's a-

• 13:39Speaker 05

  No, you have to, you have to respond like a-

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  That feels like it's an open and closed case.

• 13:42Speaker 05

  I think, uh, I think you gotta respond like a black woman, so I can fully show.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, yeah, okay.

• 13:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, so let's do it again.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 05

  Do we have a black beauty here, or what? You're a horse.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you want us to cut that part out?

• 13:58Speaker 05

  No, that was the best part. I wanna hear you do a black woman.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  Alright, one more time, take it from the top.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Holy shit, that's a black bitch if I've ever seen one. You're a dog.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  See, I don't know if that's gonna work in the clu- I don't know if those, those lines will work on women in the club.

• 14:15Speaker 05

  Okay, we can, we can just, um-

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  I guess, I guess I don't know game the way that you know game, dude.

• 14:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean-

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look, you're a single guy, you're running around doing city to city, you're doing shows-

• 14:24Speaker 05

  Fucking girls, fucking girls, taking names.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  You are, right? Yeah, you're mister, I mean, you're, I mean, how many women are on your roster right now?

• 14:30Speaker 05

  I once fit thirteen women on my dick.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen women? Really?

• 14:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, so, we call them the loose bunch, so-

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Loose bunch?

• 14:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, because the size of the vagina has to be humongous.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  Right, that makes sense.

• 14:44Speaker 05

  And so, they were like eighty to ninety year olds, and it wa- like, it wasn't for enjoyment, it was just how many- You know, like, when you're like, "How many marshmallows can I fit in your mouth?", it's like, "How many fucking geriatric old woman can I fit in my dick?", and it's like thirteen.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen is the lucky number for you.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  I wouldn't call it lucky, I mean, like, I deeply regret it, it was very disgusting, but-

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, who's Timmy when he goes home at night, and he showers, and he lays down in bed? What's going through your brain? Who are you then?

• 15:10Speaker 05

  So, when I'm laying down in bed, I'm normally thinking, "God, this bed isn't big enough for the three girls that are in it." You know what I mean?

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  And so, I'm like, you know, I fuck them, I kick them out, and then it's just me, right? So, you wanna know, like, what it's like when it's just me?

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when you're by yourself, when it's just you.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, so what I normally do is, I take an inventory of my day, I'm like, "What did I do today?",

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 15:34Speaker 05

  "What'd I learn?", "What am I grateful for?", and I, you know, I go through, and I think about, like, all the things I do, I, I really mark down the things I'm grateful for, so maybe it's like, "Oh, you know, I got a big movie part", or-

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Did you get a big movie part recently?

• 15:47Speaker 05

  Yes, I turned it down, but I, but I, I got an offer.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Is that cool to talk about? I mean, I don't know if we're-

• 15:52Speaker 05

  If I turn it down, I think I can talk about it.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, turn it, yeah, tell us, yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, so, I was gonna be, um, the new Batman.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  You were gonna be the new Batman. Wow.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  So, Robert Patterson.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Pattinson?

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  Or Robert Pattis- Patterson?

• 16:11Speaker 05

  Patterson.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  There is two, right? There is a Robert Patterson.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  So, Robert Patterson, so Robert.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Robert Parrish.

• 16:16Speaker 05

  No, Robert Pattinson was playing Batman.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  He was.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  And then Robert Patterson took over.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  So, it went.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  And then I.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm unfamiliar with Batman, but that does sound right.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  So, there's a new Bat- there's a new Batman that came out called The Batman.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  And who plays?

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Robert Patterson played Batman.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 16:34Speaker 05

  And then the next Batman, Robert Patterson was supposed to play it, but then, um, he had the allegations or whatever. So, Robert Patterson.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Robert Patterson came and did it.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Who throw up a picture of Robert Patterson.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  We'll put a red picture right here of Robert Patterson.

• 16:48Speaker 05

  Not allowed. He's pretty unknown. And then, um, and, uh, and then he had the allegations. So, they did like an open casting call. I've never been in a film before.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Did you wanna act before this, or they just?

• 16:59Speaker 05

  No.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  You don't care about that?

• 17:01Speaker 05

  But my, you know, I've got an agent. He was like, hey, they're reading for, you know, the new Batman. I said, I'll do it. And I go in there, improvise the whole thing.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  You didn't read the script at all?

• 17:11Speaker 05

  No, cuz I don't know how to read. So, I, I just went in and I, I had never watched Batman. But when I hear Batman, I'm like, okay, this is a guy that ha- that has an association with bats.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty close.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  So, I went on and I riffed about bats, my feeling about bats and how much I love bats.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Do you love bats?

• 17:34Speaker 05

  No, but I'm, so when.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  You were acting.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  So, in acting.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Have you ever done that?

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 17:39Speaker 05

  Okay, so in acting, the way acting works is you are not yourself, you know? You are playing a role. And so, what I was playing was I was playing, uh, this guy Batman.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Who loves bats?

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Who loves bats. And then, I forget who the director was, but he was like, goddamn, you know? We're gonna come out with a, a, a movie about a guy who loves bats instead of, you know, the super, superhero, you know, superhero.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  Right. And, but you said no thank you to that?

• 18:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was like, no, thank you. I just wanna see if I could get it.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Who got the role? Who got the new Batman role that Timmy turned down? Do you know who got this new role?

• 18:16Speaker 05

  Uh, Robert Parrish.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Robert Parish? He did?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  No, it's pronounced, uh, Robert Parish.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Robert Parish?

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Put up the photo of him.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  We'll put up a photo of Robert Parish if you could, right here.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Robert Parish, right there.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  So you turned it down?

• 18:30Speaker 05

  I turned it down, cuz I didn't wanna do it. That's fucking gay to do a-

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's gay to do Batman?

• 18:35Speaker 05

  Well, no, it's gay to do a movie about a guy who loves bats.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so how about this? Will you list off the things that you think aren't gay? Cuz you've called me gay a few times.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  How about in this room?

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay, sure.

• 18:46Speaker 05

  I'll list them off.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  Okay, well, the name Whiskey Ginger is fucking gay as fuck.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  So this is not- okay, right, this is gay.

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Is that what you were going for? Were you like, Whiskey Ginger, uh, you know, was that what you were going for?

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  It was my stage name for years.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  You went as Whiskey Ginger?

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, I was a dancer before I did stand-up.

• 19:03Speaker 05

  No, you were not.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was. We were- that's where we met.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  Is this why you said you wanted to take a moment during the podcast to show your dance moves? Is that why you said that?

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I- I- you didn't need to- we don't need to do it, but I mean, yeah, I did kinda wanna-

• 19:16Speaker 05

  Cuz before the podcast, you said at some point during the podcast-

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  Then tell me if I'm wrong. At some point during the podcast, I'm gonna do the voice of a black woman. And then I'm going to dance.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  I did, yeah, but I- but I said we might not be able to get to it because I-

• 19:30Speaker 05

  Well, I think we have time. I mean, I- I don't know.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  I mean, yeah, I was a dancer. I mean, it's pretty simple stuff.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  Okay, let's make sure the camera is, uh...

• 19:44Speaker 05

  And then what about the black woman thing?

• 19:49Speaker 05

  And then you said you were gonna take out your dick at one point, or?

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and- but we can't because YouTube.

• 19:53Speaker 05

  Ohhh.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  But otherwise, we would.

• 19:55Speaker 05

  That's a YouTube thing.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a YouTube thing.

• 19:57Speaker 05

  Okay, I understand.

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• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  When Timmy's going out to eat dinner, where is he eating?

• 21:13Speaker 05

  Ruth Chris.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Only Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

• 21:15Speaker 05

  Only steaks, well done, Ruth Chris.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  You've never, have you tried any other steakhouses?

• 21:21Speaker 05

  No, well, no, I did. I tried Prime Rib once and, um, you know.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  Ocean Prime?

• 21:27Speaker 05

  No, Prime Rib.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Prime Rib? Lowry's Prime Rib?

• 21:30Speaker 05

  No, it's just called Prime Rib.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Is that in Austin?

• 21:33Speaker 05

  It's in LA.

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  It's here?

• 21:35Speaker 05

  Yes, you've never been?

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  We've never been to Prime Rib. We're all vegan.

• 21:39Speaker 05

  Is there a place called Ocean Prime?

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Ocean Prime is another place.

• 21:41Speaker 05

  Can we cut for a second? I think I meant Ocean.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  You did meet Ocean Prime?

• 21:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. So I've been to Ocean Prime.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you went to Ocean Prime?

• 21:46Speaker 05

  And I, uh, I thought it was good. It's just, nothing is as good as Ruth Chris.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  And you like your steaks well done?

• 21:53Speaker 05

  Well done.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  How many ounces?

• 21:56Speaker 05

  20.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  20 minimum?

• 21:58Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  And what do we, what cut?

• 22:00Speaker 05

  50 max.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  50 max?

• 22:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Any cut of meat you particularly enjoy?

• 22:03Speaker 05

  Ribeye, yeah.

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  So you're a big ribeye guy?

• 22:05Speaker 05

  Big rib guy, eye guy. Big eye, big ribeye guy.

• 22:09Andrew Santino?

  Big ribeye guy?

• 22:10Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  Now, do you like everything with, like, big eye tuna?

• 22:12Speaker 05

  Sometimes, sometimes I want to save time when I'm like reading off a menu. So I'm like, give me the rib. And then they give me the wrong food.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, right, those are two different things. Is that an issue when you go out to eat that you can't read? Do you have someone read for you, or do you just ask?

• 22:25Speaker 05

  I do have a reader.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 22:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I got a big staff, but one of the people on my staff reads things for me. So, what happened was I almost got, so, driving for me is a problem because I don't have brakes, so, you know, I would take the brakes out of my car, get in accidents, then I, you know, I was like, "Okay, fine, I'll fucking start driving with brakes," but I couldn't read that said "stop." And so, I would get in accidents, and so, I'd start to have, instead of having a driver, because I like to drive, I have a guy read for me as I go throughout the world and stuff.

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  You're such a dynamic guy, that's why I'm so interested in you. I mean, I did read, you did have a little bit of a beef, I mean, I don't know if we should even talk about it, but...

• 23:08Speaker 05

  Oh, you could talk about it.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, there was like this public thing about you and Red Band that you guys got into a big fight on Tony's show.

• 23:15Speaker 05

  You know who Red Band is?

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  No. I mean, I know who he is.

• 23:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean, yes, I know who he is.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why I said no. He's on the show, on Kill Tony with Tony, right?

• 23:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on the show, and, um...

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  But you hate each other.

• 23:29Speaker 05

  I fucking hate this guy.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  What, why, why?

• 23:32Speaker 05

  Because he's disgusting to look at.

• 23:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's just a guy, I mean, what about him is so gross? I mean, he just looks like a regular guy to me.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  You think that guy looks like a regular guy?

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  I mean, yeah, right, am I crazy? We'll put up a picture of Red Band right here.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  Put it this way, I had cancer.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 23:47Speaker 05

  I looked significantly better than that guy. I was dying of cancer.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, how did this beef start? Because it sounds like this comes from some...

• 23:53Speaker 05

  I'm telling you, well, okay. So, I have a weak stomach. I, I, I'm pretty, I'm pretty good, you know, in terms of everything, my health, you know, all that sort of stuff, but the one thing, the one thing, is that I have a weak stomach, and every time I look at him, which I'm surprised you don't have the same reaction, I need to vomit.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  Right, he doesn't do that to me, that I just don't, you, so you-

• 24:15Speaker 05

  Are we talking, we're not talking about that, pull up a picture or something?

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  We put up a picture here of Redman, I just don't think he's that, I don't, that doesn't do that-

• 24:22Speaker 05

  So is the picture gonna be like, right here?

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  It'll probably be in the middle of us, right here, yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 05

  So, do you see the color of this guy's skin? Do you see the weight of this man? Do you see the way, the, the, the way the fat is distributed to his face?

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 24:34Speaker 05

  Do you see how unhealthy he is? Do you see how much of a, a predator he looks like? He looks like a predator.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  But I'll say this, he's married to a beautiful woman, I mean, he's got a good life, I mean, he's on the show-

• 24:44Speaker 05

  Well, do you know she's sixteen?

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  She is?

• 24:46Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 24:48Speaker 05

  She's a sixteen-year-old Asian woman.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 24:51Speaker 05

  I know, so it, it makes me sick.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, now this makes sense.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Yes, as an eighteen-year-old, I can fuck a sixteen-year-old Asian woman, and I do, but he's not, he's like, fucking seventy-four or something.

• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  You, he's seventy-four years old?

• 25:03Speaker 05

  I, I, but, that's, I'm pretty good at reading age, I've never asked him, but I'm pretty good at reading age.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Right, how old do you think I am?

• 25:11Speaker 05

  Uh...

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm afraid for this answer.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  Forty-two.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm actually forty-two.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  Are you really?

• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  That's really good.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  Are you actually?

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm forty-two, yeah. How old is, uh, my half-black assistant, Mccone?

• 25:29Speaker 05

  Can you say something?

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Hi, how are you?

• 25:32Speaker 05

  God, that's the whitest half-black I've ever heard in my fucking life.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  He's actually not half-black, I, I, I have to be honest with you, he's not.

• 25:38Speaker 05

  Well, everybody looks black when I'm wearing glasses, I'm gonna be totally honest, I can't see shit.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he probably does look darker.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  Uh, I'm gonna guess, uh, twenty-seven.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-six? Twenty-six.

• 25:50Speaker 05

  Damn, I was gonna go to twenty-six, I'm normally pretty good at this, do you mind, um, cutting in that you're actually twenty-seven?

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, will you cut it? Twenty-seven.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  That's really good.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  I mean, yeah, um-

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Can you guess weights? Like, how much do you think I weigh?

• 26:04Speaker 05

  Absolutely, um, you're about three hundred. And then you are about, I mean, you're fucking obese as shit. You're like, uh, well, he's like five two. I would say he's same weight, like three hundred.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  Three, uh, just about, give or take. Yeah. No, now, this is the thing, you've been critical on Kill Tony before of other people's looks and weights and sizes and skin tones and, I mean, you've really attacked everyone for everything.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  What, what keeps you in such good shape? Like, what's your secret that you get to be kind of this debonair, handsome, strong guy?

• 26:36Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be totally honest.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  I can do it a lot, so.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  You are doing a lot.

• 26:41Speaker 05

  So Joe Rogan is one of my best buds, right?

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  You guys are very close.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  Do you know, have you done the, his pod or whatever?

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  I have, I done it ten times, yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 05

  He keeps asking me to do it, and I'm like, Joe, I'm not gonna do it, we're friends, we talk all the time off the pod, I don't wanna talk on the pod.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  You think it'll ruin the relationship if you do Joe Rogan's podcast?

• 26:56Speaker 05

  It's just like, I, I just don't wanna be, because the stuff that we talk about, you don't want that to be on the airwaves.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Uh, right, but wait, what, so what, you're very close with Joe Rogan, this is something I guess we don't, we're learning now, I didn't know you were so close.

• 27:08Speaker 05

  But, uh, so we developed, um, his workout technique together, and so I just, we do the same thing, we're on the phone, uh, every morning and stuff like that, we wake up at five.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  You and Joe are on the phone every morning?

• 27:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz we're pushing each other, so he's, he's, I'm like, what are you doing right now? What are you doing? He's like, I'm on the kettlebells.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  And then I'm like, and then he's like, hey, can you, you know, pump me up? I'm like, you bet, Joe. And so I say, hey, nobody's gonna watch a podcast unless you hit twenty reps. And he's like, go harder, go harder. And I said, your wife is gonna cheat on you if you don't get twenty reps.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 27:42Speaker 05

  He's like, go harder, go harder.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  And I said, you're a fucking piece of shit, Joe. He's like, go harder, go harder.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  At some point, this has gotta peak, right?

• 27:51Speaker 05

  It never peaks, I go, I go, there's twenty more.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  There's so many more in that.

• 27:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, so he's just always telling me to go harder.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe that you and Joe Rogan are so close, I didn't know that.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, we don't like to talk about our relationship publicly because people will think we're gay guys.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if people will think, they maybe just think you're just close friends.

• 28:09Speaker 05

  Nah, I, do you have close friends, though, guys?

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, McCone's one of my closest friends, my, my assistant, or, or my assistant.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Is that why he's literally hard as a rock right now?

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's, I mean, that's a sponsorship thing. That's a BlueChew piece that we're gonna do later in the show.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Are you actually sponsored by BlueChew?

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  We're not, yet, but we're really gunning for it.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  Well, let's, let's try and get sponsored by BlueChew by the end of this.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead. Let's see if, can you do it for us?

• 28:33Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  Cause that would be huge.

• 28:34Speaker 05

  Sure, no problem. Uh, this camera's on me?

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  That's fine, yeah.

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Hey, fellas, do you have a problem? Actually, let me take it from the top.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Take it from the top.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Hi, lady. Let me take it from the top. Um, does your dick not work that good? Do you need a dick that works good? Do you look at your dick and you say, "I want my dick to get hard when I'm with a woman." Get OrangeChew. That's a joke. Get BlueChew. BlueChew literally goes into your dick from your mouth and it pumps blood into your cock through the power of blue.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  The color.

• 29:15Speaker 05

  Yes. And, um, let's take it from the top. Um...

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I honestly, I think that's...

• 29:20Speaker 05

  I don't know, I feel like, I feel like it could be better.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 29:23Speaker 05

  Um, maybe we ping pong this?

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:25Speaker 05

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• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Sure, we could do 20, yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 05

  20% off, uh, your first order of BlueChew. Um, and also Viagra.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  That's a direct competitor, so we'll have to cut the last part because you don't want, that's a...

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Okay, also, uh, extends.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Another, I think that's another competitor. I think the first part is good, we'll send that to them and see if they can...

• 30:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Now, you...

• 30:18Speaker 05

  Is there any other sponsors you want, or just BlueChew?

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  No, do we, there's some other ones that we'd like to have, actually.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  If you, just whatever, just, I can get them, DiGiorno's, it's delivery, you know?

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  DiGiorno, I don't think they'll advertise with us. We're actually looking to get some of these, what they call them, blue chip sponsors for the show.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, what are those?

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  They're big, big names.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  So just like blue stuff?

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  So Shell, like Shell Oil and Gas, you know, Shell Corporation, the Shell...

• 30:40Speaker 05

  You wanna get Shell?

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're looking for Shell, yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Okay, here we go. You ever been on a beach? Forget about it. Go with Shell. It's a gas station. And if you have a car that consumes gas, you need gas. And there's a bunch of different options. There's Mobil, there's 76, there's 7-Eleven, there's 69. But there's also Shell. So, next time you see a Shell, go in there, fill up with gas. There's all different types of gas there. It's good prices. It's Shell. Live in the Shell.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Live in the Shell? No, I knew that that came so organic to you, and that's only because I've heard that you are a big, big proponent. And a lot of people around Austin, their electric cars have been getting vandalized. Lit on fire, stolen, broken into, tagged, keyed. You are a main culprit in vandalizing electric cars. You don't believe that cars should be electric.

• 31:40Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  That's part of your thing.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  I'm a big frackin', big, um...

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  Big fracker. You're a huge fracker.

• 31:46Speaker 05

  I'm a motherfucker.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  You're the biggest motherfucker there is.

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  So you've been burning electric cars in the streets of Austin, I've heard.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  You stole a Waymo and you put it in Lady Bird Lake?

• 31:56Speaker 05

  Yes. So what I did was I said, "Fuck this shit", and then I drove it over the bridge.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  That sounds... I mean, look, that's definitely illegal.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  It's one of my taglines.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Fuck this shit?

• 32:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm like, "Fuck, fuck this", you know, so, uh, let me do this. Just give me one sec.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 32:14Speaker 05

  Okay. Cracker Barrel. Fuck this shit. I don't know.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

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• 33:02Andrew Santino?

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• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  Squarespace.com, check it out. Alright, use that code WHISKY. You're going to save yourself 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using that code, WHISKY.

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Ginger, I like gingers.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Are you a God man? Are you a man of the church?

• 34:46Speaker 05

  In terms of God, um, uh, don't believe in him, don't like him, you know? He's always like, you know, I prayed when I was a kid and he was like, you know, I think he talked back to me and he's just like, nah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do anything. And I was like, I don't like you anymore, you know? I don't want to be, I don't want to believe in you. And I haven't talked to him since.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, I feel like you should open your heart one more time to God because he's, he's ready, he's waiting.

• 35:16Speaker 05

  Are you a God man?

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm a God guy. Yeah, we don't say God man because that's, man is, you know, we don't want to compare ourselves to the, I'm a God guy, yeah.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, can you break that down? Why can't you say God man?

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, God man sounds like a superhero and, and I don't really.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Speaker 05

  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Yep. What are we thinking?

• 35:41Speaker 05

  Oh, you're not think-

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  I actually am not thinking what it is.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  Oh. A new Marvel movie called God Man. And it's, the superhero is God. And he's fucking shit up.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  And he's... He's saving the world?

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's saving the world.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Who's screwing it up?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Satan.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  And played by?

• 36:03Speaker 05

  Satan Man.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  And who, what the, what actor would play Satan Man, do you think?

• 36:07Speaker 05

  Robert Patterson.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Robert Pat- Patterson, the second Batman? Wow, this is a, and now would you-

• 36:14Speaker 05

  I'm spit, I'm spitballing right now.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  I want to pretend like we're on the Paramount lot. And I'm spitballing with you.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Is this what you do to executives? You spitball and you give them all this heat?

• 36:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  But yet you don't-

• 36:24Speaker 05

  So I would spitball with Harvey. I, I, I came up with Harvey.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  You and Harvey Weinstein were old friends.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, he would be like, let me give you a massage. And I'd be like, okay, let me spitball an idea. And, you know, we killed two birds with one, uh, rape.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Jeez.

• 36:40Speaker 05

  But yeah, we would, we would spitball. We would spitball.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  You spitball a lot?

• 36:44Speaker 05

  Big spitballer.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Now, there's rumors on the internet. I don't know if you want to address them.

• 36:49Speaker 05

  Any, I'll address anything. I'm an open book.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's rumors that say that you're, you're actually Jewish.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  Is that true?

• 36:59Speaker 05

  I told you not to talk about one thing.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  I told you not to talk about one thing.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  You just literally said I'm an open book. I'll say whatever.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I said, don't talk about the fact that I'm Jewish before we started the show.

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  Or we'll cut the whole thing out. That's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

• 37:11Speaker 05

  If I watch this episode and you have this part in, I'm gonna fly back here, I'm gonna shove Bobby Lee up your fucking ass.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 37:18Speaker 05

  And it's gonna kill you.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  We'll cut it out.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  Cause he's small, but he's not that small.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Right. We'll cut it out.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Next fucking question.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  Next question. I apologize, man. We're gonna cut that stuff out.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  Well, he asked you. I just, like he said before.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  On a night out on the town with Timmy. What's your drink of choice? Are you, do you, do you like, uh, you like bourbon? Are you an alcohol guy?

• 37:38Speaker 05

  I'm a Man of Chevitz guy.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Man of Chevitz?

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  Manischewitz is a, uh, a bread, right?

• 37:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  It's not a bread?

• 37:50Speaker 05

  I think you're thinking of challah.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  That's the bread.

• 37:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  They sound similar, they sound similar.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Manischewitz, Manischewitz is a dessert wine?

• 37:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like a, it's like a wine.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:00Speaker 05

  Have you ever had it?

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Never. It's traditionally a, a Jewish drink, right? Yeah.

• 38:05Speaker 05

  Uh, no, it's not.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  It's not?

• 38:07Speaker 05

  Manischewitz?

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  Will you Google that to see if Manischewitz is traditionally a Jewish drink?

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  What does it say?

• 38:13Speaker 05

  It's saying that it is Jewish. What are you talking about?

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Manischewitz is a Jewish...

• 38:18Speaker 05

  That's just what, that's what it says. Okay, let's rewind for a second, just rewind.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  You wanna stop down the show?

• 38:23Speaker 05

  No, no, no, we can keep doing the show, but just like, cut that part out. I mean, can I do a different answer?

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  That's fine. So when we're going out to have a, uh, something to eat and drink, are you a drinker? Do you like to having a drink? Would you like one?

• 38:34Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I'm, I'm just an eater. I love to eat.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you like, what's your favorite meals?

• 38:38Speaker 05

  Like matzah.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Matzah, matzo balls?

• 38:42Speaker 05

  No, like the matzah, the flatbread?

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  Mozza?

• 38:47Speaker 05

  No, like matzah, like the, the like cracker, flat cracker thing. You put butter on it?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  Is that, that also a Jewish dish, I think? I think a lot of these are Jewish dishes.

• 38:56Speaker 05

  They are not Jewish dishes. Have you ever had matzah?

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. We stay pretty far away from that kinda stuff.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Why?

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm a god guy.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  What does god have to do with matzah?

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  I think a lot of people that eat matzah are probably devil men.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't bro.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Tell me.

• 39:24Speaker 05

  Break it down for me right now.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I have, you know what? I have had matzah, it's delicious.

• 39:29Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's very good.

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Well, but what you just said was you're a god man.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm a god guy. I told you that. God man is a movie we're working on.

• 39:36Speaker 05

  That's right, that's right, that's right. But it's, it's, uh, I thought it was devil, devil bread, was what you were saying.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I didn't. That's not what I said.

• 39:44Speaker 05

  Well, people think it's Jewish. It's not Jewish.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, it's not?

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know the story.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 39:49Speaker 05

  A bunch of Italians, um, in like zero B.C. or whatever, in Egypt, a bunch of these Italians were like, "Oh my god, this bread is so thin, we're gonna get fat as fuck." And then they made this flat cracker.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  Which is the name of my next album, Flat Cracker.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  That's pretty good.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the name of my next comedy. I do.

• 40:09Speaker 05

  I've never heard one of your songs. Can I hear one?

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  I'm a rapper. Give me a subject, I'll rap about it.

• 40:13Speaker 05

  Okay, perfect. Um, let's see, uh, Harvey Weinstein.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, hmm.

• 40:21Speaker 05

  Do you want a beat?

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Who's the most evil man in Hollywood? Harvey Weinstein, and he barely could keep his wiener inside of his pants. All the time harassing, assaulting, doing the dance, saying, "You wanna be in the movie?

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're gonna have to move me." And that's all I gotta say about Harvey today. So, that's, that's, uh...

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Is that like one of your singles, or was that just a freestyle?

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's an E.P.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Did you freestyle that, or was that actually a song you had?

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  We wrote that down. I wrote that before the show.

• 41:00Speaker 05

  Holy shit.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were gonna ask me about it, so we wrote it down before the show.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  How much, uh, music have you made?

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  I got about seven or eight, uh, full albums, I would say, and each of them has thirty-eight songs on each side.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  What are the names of the albums?

• 41:21Speaker 05

  Just give me all eight of the names of the albums.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  So, my albums, and I'll say this, it's plagiarism, I'll be honest, because my albums were named after Eddie Murphy's,

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor's first couple of albums. So, Richard Pryor's first album...

• 41:35Speaker 05

  Oh, these aren't music albums?

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  They are, but I took the name from Richard Pryor's first record.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  Like his stand-up?

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:42Speaker 05

  Why'd you do that?

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  I love the title.

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Delirious?

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  No, of Richard Pryor. Eddie, Eddie's...

• 41:49Speaker 05

  Live from the Sunset Strip?

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  Uh, before that.

• 41:53Speaker 05

  What was that?

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  You don't remember any of those?

• 41:55Speaker 05

  Well, I don't listen to black comedy.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 41:58Speaker 05

  I have no problem with black people, I just, I, I just don't relate to it.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  You don't like any black stand-ups? Chris Rock.

• 42:06Speaker 05

  I mean, Chris Hack?

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Dave Chappelle.

• 42:09Speaker 05

  Dude, you're wearing a Chappelle shirt.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  I am?

• 42:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you, this is why you're not a fan of me? Cause I like black comedy, you don't like it?

• 42:17Speaker 05

  I, I, I never said I wasn't a fan of you, first of all. But yeah, Dave Chappelle, uh, no.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  You don't like any black comic?

• 42:23Speaker 05

  Well, Dave Chappelle steals all of his material.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  From who?

• 42:26Speaker 05

  Carlos Mencia.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Does he really?

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  I guess I didn't know that.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Did you not read my Gawker article about it?

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, blew the whole thing wide open.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  So, no Dave Chappelle, no Chris Rock, no Eddie Murphy.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Eddie Murphy.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Is there any black comic you like? Dead or alive?

• 42:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Who is it?

• 42:48Speaker 05

  Cedric the Nuttner.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  You like Ced?

• 42:51Speaker 05

  I love Ced.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, okay, what about Steve Harvey?

• 42:54Speaker 05

  Steve Harvey I don't like.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't like, what do you not like about him?

• 42:57Speaker 05

  I don't like his game show.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  You don't like Family Feud?

• 43:00Speaker 05

  Yeah. Does he do comedy?

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did stand up for a long time.

• 43:04Speaker 05

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  No, he's, I think he might still do it. Oh, yeah.

• 43:07Speaker 05

  What?

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  He, yes.

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Is it good?

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's fantastic.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Steve Harvey?

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  Steve Harvey. Show me comedy. He does stand up. He's very good.

• 43:18Speaker 05

  Holy shit. Can you do one of his bits?

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:21Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  We just did one the other week.

• 43:25Speaker 05

  You wanna do it again or?

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  About being on a boat.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 43:29Speaker 05

  How's it, how's that one go?

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  You know, when you're on a boat.

• 43:33Speaker 05

  Oh, I know this one.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  You know that one?

• 43:34Speaker 05

  I know this one.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  You know, when you be on a boat and you're like, god damn, this boat is motherfucking huge.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  That's Steve Harvey's bit.

• 43:41Speaker 05

  Okay. I actually do like his stand up.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  So, there you go. You do like some black stand ups.

• 43:45Speaker 05

  I like, I like Steve, I like Steve Harvey, um, I'm trying to think if there's any other one. Ced, um...

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  Cosby, did you ever like him?

• 43:53Speaker 05

  I loved Cosby. Was he a stand up, though?

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  He was. Yeah, he was a piece of shit.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 05

  Did you know him?

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't know him.

• 44:03Speaker 05

  You never met him?

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  I never got to meet Bill Cosby. I, he, I don't think he would have liked me.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  Why not? Cause you're a man?

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm a guy. I'm a god guy.

• 44:14Speaker 05

  He re, oh, god guy?

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  He's not a god guy.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  He's not?

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  No, he's one of those...

• 44:20Speaker 05

  Well, I thought the whole thing about being a god guy was you like to, you know?

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  Praise god?

• 44:26Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 44:28Speaker 05

  You know what I mean?

• 44:29Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what?

• 44:31Speaker 05

  Isn't like the sacrament just a roofie?

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 44:35Speaker 05

  Is that not what it is?

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  If it's through a priest, it's different.

• 44:39Speaker 05

  What is the sacrament?

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  It's the body of Christ.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, but what is, what is it actually? Like, what is the thing that they give?

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's a wafer. It's made in, in-

• 44:49Speaker 05

  It's not a roofie?

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  It's not. No, it's not. It's just a wafer.

• 44:53Speaker 05

  Is the blood of Christ, uh-

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  It's not actually, it's not blood. No, well, it's, it's wine, usually.

• 45:00Speaker 05

  Oh, my god.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Yes?

• 45:04Speaker 05

  Yes, indeed. That was a pun. Um, okay, alright.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  I know I'm, I feel like I'm filling you in with a lot of stuff.

• 45:12Speaker 05

  Well, I'm not, you know, I'm not well-read. I'm well-listened, but I'm not well-read. I've never read the Bible. Have you, have you ever heard the audiobook Bible?

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  Is it good?

• 45:20Speaker 05

  Oh, my-

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  Who voices it?

• 45:23Speaker 05

  God. Uh, Morgan Freeman.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  He does the Bible?

• 45:27Speaker 05

  The whole Bible. New, old, middle.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  New, old, and the middle of the Bible.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Fucking testaments.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  So you like black actors, but you're just not a big black stand-up fan?

• 45:36Speaker 05

  Black audiobooks.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Black audiobooks.

• 45:38Speaker 05

  I don't like, I don't like black actors. I don't like black stand-ups, except for the ones I said.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 45:42Speaker 05

  I love black voiceover artists. Morgan Freeman is a voiceover artist.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's actually a well, he's an acclaimed actor as well, just like an on-camera. You've never seen him on camera?

• 45:54Speaker 05

  He's not an actor. He's a voiceover artist.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not, is he not an actor? I feel like I'm wrong.

• 45:59Speaker 05

  Did you see March of the Penguins?

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 46:02Speaker 05

  You did? Did you hear March of the Penguins?

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:05Speaker 05

  Do you know who that was?

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna guess that you're gonna tell me it was Morgan Freeman.

• 46:09Speaker 05

  It was Morgan Freeman. You know who wasn't one of the Penguins?

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 46:13Speaker 05

  Morgan Freeman. He's a voice actor.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  All those Penguins were not Morgan Freeman.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  No, right. He has done other films on camera, or no?

• 46:24Speaker 05

  No, he hasn't. He just does voice.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  In Shawshank Redemption, have you seen that movie?

• 46:28Speaker 05

  No. No, I have, I have seen that movie. The one with, uh, Tim Robbins and, um, Martin Lawrence.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Tim Robinson?

• 46:37Speaker 05

  Tim Robbins, no, Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence were in that.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  No, that was Morgan Freeman. Martin Lawrence was in, uh, many other great films.

• 46:48Speaker 05

  Martin Lawrence was, uh, Tim Robinson, Martin Lawrence in Shawshank Redemption. I've seen Shawshank is one of my favorite movies.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if it was Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson and Martin Lawrence in Shawshank Redemption.

• 47:02Speaker 05

  Man, get the fuck out of here. What are you doing, you crazy ass motherfucker?

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  No, he plays, what's her name from his sitcom? He plays, uh...

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  With the nails and the fucking hair.

• 47:12Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, oh, uh...

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  Shanaynay Jenkins. Shanaynay. She's like, "Now you must be out of your motherfucking mind." It's Martin Lawrence as Shanaynay in Shawshank Redemption with Tim Robinson.

• 47:24Speaker 05

  That's the movie we should, after Godman.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  After Godman, that's the movie we need to make.

• 47:28Speaker 05

  We should remake Shawshank Redemption.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm in your car. I get into your car, right? I get into your car.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  And then like, get out.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Uh, right, but I mean, I'm in your car. What's playing, what is it? What's playing o-over the, uh...

• 47:40Speaker 05

  What's playing?

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, is it a radio? Is it CDs? Are you a tape guy or are you Spotify?

• 47:45Speaker 05

  No, I, uh, kind of whatever. It doesn't really matter. Um, uh, Jersey Boys, the Jersey Boys soundtrack.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  The soundtrack to the movie Jersey, or the play Jersey Boys?

• 47:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cherry baby.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 47:57Speaker 05

  You know, like, stuff like that.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Jersey Boys is great.

• 48:00Speaker 05

  Oh, my god.

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  Frankie Valli, right?

• 48:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not Frankie Valli?

• 48:04Speaker 05

  No, it's a Jersey Boys.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  I do think Frankie Valli was in the Jersey Boys.

• 48:09Speaker 05

  No, it's a, it's a, it's a, well, it's a movie, but it's also a play. It's a play and a movie, um, about boys from Jersey who were in a band called the Jersey Boys.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  They were kind of the original boy group.

• 48:21Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  But is it not Frankie Valli? It is. It's Frankie Valli.

• 48:24Speaker 05

  Guys, I'm gonna fucking fight both of you guys.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, we're just, I'm just saying that's what's not...

• 48:27Speaker 05

  If you keep telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right, and people can look this up myself, like, I don't know if you guys talked about this before, and you're like...

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  You know, we did, and it's a bad joke, and I'm sorry.

• 48:35Speaker 05

  So you're just trying to antagonize me or something right now?

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 48:38Speaker 05

  The Jersey Boys is about a group named the fucking Jersey Boys. You know, I'm from Jersey. It's my favorite fucking thing. You don't think I fucking know that? I'll leave right now. I'll leave right now. If there's one thing that you don't do, is talk about the fucking Jersey Boys like that.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 48:55Speaker 05

  It's the only thing. That and calling me a fucking Jew.

• 49:01Speaker 05

  So all the things they said not to do, okay?

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  I won't anymore.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Said no more Jersey Boys, and then there was a third thing, but we'll see if that comes up. I don't wanna bring it up right now.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring it up.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  I'm not going to.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  I didn't pick you as a guy who likes plays. So you love plays?

• 49:14Speaker 05

  I think plays are, uh, not gay.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  That, so, Whiskey Ginger, gay?

• 49:21Speaker 05

  Gay.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Me, gay?

• 49:22Speaker 05

  Gay. This guy, gay.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  McConaughey.

• 49:25Speaker 05

  These cameras?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  The cameras are gay.

• 49:27Speaker 05

  Well, they're pink.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  They are pink, but that's just how we bought them.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you made a choice to buy pink cameras.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  They were out of black.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Most cameras are, all cameras are black. I've never seen pink cameras in my fucking life.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, where did we get these pink cameras from? What is this?

• 49:40Speaker 05

  From the gay store or something.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Did you buy these at the gay store? I did buy them at the gay store. Oh, well, that's fine.

• 49:45Speaker 05

  Well, finally, he's being honest.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so we have, okay.

• 49:48Speaker 05

  They're like, oh, the Jersey Boys.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  So this is all gay, I'm gay.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  Man Shevitz is Jewish, you know, like, like you guys are just literally just trying to antagonize me this whole time.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, stop. I'm sorry.

• 49:57Speaker 05

  Okay, it's fine.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  But plays, not gay. Plays?

• 50:00Speaker 05

  Plays not gay. Play straight as fuck. Les Mis, oh.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  You love that.

• 50:04Speaker 05

  Are you telling me that's gay? You know, kinky boots, you telling me that's gay?

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 50:10Speaker 05

  It's not.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  What about Rent?

• 50:12Speaker 05

  Rent, not gay. It's, uh, about a bunch of people with AIDS, but it's not gay.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  So none of the ca, no, no one's gay in the story Rent?

• 50:20Speaker 05

  You can get AIDS from fucking chicks.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Is that true?

• 50:24Speaker 05

  Is that not true?

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's some- Eazy-E. Huh? Eazy-E. Eazy-E.

• 50:29Speaker 05

  Well, he was gay.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 50:31Speaker 05

  You didn't know that?

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  I, well, I mean, I guess I know now.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  You know what NWA stands for?

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  What does NWA stand for? I never even knew.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  No woman, I.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, that's, well, so, what about, uh, Magic Johnson? He's not gay, he got HIV.

• 50:45Speaker 05

  He's not gay, he got HIV, yeah.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so he, so?

• 50:48Speaker 05

  Hmm?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  He's not gay?

• 50:51Speaker 05

  He's not, you can have H, so I have HIV, but it's not, it's not-

• 50:56Speaker 05

  It's not AIDS. I'm not gay.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  I am not gay.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:00Speaker 05

  So you can get, you could get HIV, but you aren't necessarily gay if you have HIV.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay. So what makes-

• 51:08Speaker 05

  There's a bunch of things that can make you gay.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  What makes me gay?

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Your attitude, your demeanor, the fact that you like Dave Chappelle, the fact that you're wearing Nikes and stuff like that.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  So, Nikes are gay?

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, just do it. What does that mean? Just do a guy in the fucking ass. That's what it means.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Is that what the slogan means?

• 51:24Speaker 05

  Adidas is Adidas. We hate Jews. You know, it's a German company. That's not gay.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  So you like Adidas because of their antisemitic?

• 51:33Speaker 05

  I don't like Adidas.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't like Adidas?

• 51:35Speaker 05

  I like Kanye West.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:38Speaker 05

  And as soon as he stopped working for Adidas, I was like, no.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  You think Kanye's, what he's been talking about the past couple of years is profound and true?

• 51:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just found out he was a musician.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  What did you think he was prior?

• 51:52Speaker 05

  A public speaker.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  Kind of. He is kind of a public speaker.

• 51:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  I love his message.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  What is his main message?

• 52:00Speaker 05

  Uh, the Jews are running showbiz. Stop it.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  That's his message?

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, fuck that shit.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 52:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  And you love that?

• 52:09Speaker 05

  I think it's, I think we're going down a path right now and I'm pretty stuck on that path. I'm trying to reverse it, but I can't.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's get off of that path.

• 52:16Speaker 05

  Let's get off of that path.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  We can easily get off of that path.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Man, Palestine. What's up? You know?

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  Are you a big pro-Palestine guy?

• 52:21Speaker 05

  Big Palestine guy, big Zionist.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  There was a room.

• 52:26Speaker 05

  You know what I mean?

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  I do know what you mean.

• 52:29Speaker 05

  Love Palestine. Love Israel.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  So you like everybody? So you're divided?

• 52:34Speaker 05

  Not everybody. I don't like Jerusalem, but I love Israel.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  You love the rest of Israel?

• 52:38Speaker 05

  Love Palestine.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  Love, love.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, I love Jerusalem too. I'm a god guy.

• 52:44Speaker 05

  What are your opinions on Shia LaBeouf?

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  I think he's having a tough time right now.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do you know him?

• 52:50Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  You're buddies with him?

• 52:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna be Steven and even Stevens and stuff like that.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  Were you really?

• 52:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, so what happened was.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  Another thing you turned down.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  Well, the thing was, I wasn't born yet. So what happened was, my mom, they were like, you're fucking hot. Why don't you push out a baby?

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  Cause your mom was beautiful.

• 53:10Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Is she dead now? Are your parents dead?

• 53:12Speaker 05

  She fucking is dead as fuck.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Are both of your parents dead?

• 53:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, Waymo.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  They both died in a Waymo?

• 53:18Speaker 05

  Separate, they were divorced, separate incidents.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Where, how?

• 53:23Speaker 05

  Well, I just, I, I didn't know that they were in there and I set it on fire doing my thing. And then, you know, and they fucking died. I killed my parents accidentally.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Do you feel any remorse for that?

• 53:33Speaker 05

  Oh my god, yes, of course. I love my parents.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  Well then-

• 53:38Speaker 05

  But I hate Waymo.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  You know what I mean?

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this does actually make sense.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  So it's like, it's like, yeah, I feel remorse, I, I, I'm so bummed out. You know, even sitting here right now, I'm like, god, what a fucking mistake. But, I was doing good things, you know, I was, I was promoting fossil fuels and stuff like that, so. I think if they, if they, you know, they're looking down on me now, from, um, Godman, and they're saying, "Hey, we get it", you know? "You were trying to do what's right, you were trying to end electric vehicles."

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  You were.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  "We support you." You know, fuck, and then they were really antisemitic, so they probably say like, fuck you.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Your parents were?

• 54:14Speaker 05

  Yes, big time. They were Jewish, but they fucking, super antisemitic.

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  If your parents were Jewish, you're Jewish then?

• 54:21Speaker 05

  No, because they're dead.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, if they're dead, it doesn't-

• 54:24Speaker 05

  Do you not know how religion works?

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Not really, to be honest with you.

• 54:27Speaker 05

  So if your parents are dead, you can then become whoever you want. But as long as they're alive, you're dead. You know what I mean?

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  So, if, uh, are your parents alive?

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Okay, so as soon as they die, you could be like, "I'm black", you know?

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  So when they die, I can be black?

• 54:43Speaker 05

  If you want, if, you don't have to be, but, your parents, because there's no evidence that you're not black, because your parents are dead, so people don't know.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  That does ma- it actually does make sense.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  So it's just like when you show up to Thanksgiving, you could have stand-in parents that are black, and you could take a picture of you with just a bunch of black people, and you're like, "Me and my fam."

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  And no one can say shit?

• 55:06Speaker 05

  Absolutely not. Well, you gotta do, like, you gotta do some, um, Photoshop and, uh, blackface yourself.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 55:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, you gotta just like, you know, you gotta change your, you know, the way you look, but-

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  I feel like, I feel like you're more knowledgeable than people think, in that you lead on.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  Who the fuck said I wasn't knowledgeable? Who's talking shit?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, a couple of people on the internet have said that they think you're a dumb guy.

• 55:33Speaker 05

  Who's the most, uh, famous person that's talked shit?

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  About you?

• 55:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Shall we tell them?

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  We have on record, we have Rogan talking heavy shit about you. I mean, Joe kinda went off on a tangent. He said, uh, you've never made it to a workout with him. He said, "Your diet is bullshit." He's like, "I've never even seen Timmy get laid one time." He said, "Talk to his spouses, all this, like, I'm a lady killer." And then Rogan said also that you're, uh, you're living, you're living with like three other guys and you're not paying rent. I mean, this is all stuff that like Joe had said to us, though, so I don't know.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  Alright, I'm gonna say it. Joe Rogan's gay. That was something I was gonna take to the grave with me. And he'll co-sign it.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  He'll co-sign that? It doesn't sound like he'll co-sign that.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  No, he'll co-sign it. Here's why, call him up right now.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  You want me to call him?

• 56:28Speaker 05

  Don't do that.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I won't call him then.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  Don't do that.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  He told us all this stuff about you and I believe Joe. I hate to tell you.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Do you believe me when I say he's gay?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna call him?

• 56:40Speaker 05

  No, look at this.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Do you have photos?

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  Where did you get that photo?

• 56:46Speaker 05

  In this one.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god!

• 56:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Why are those so easily accessible?

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Well, they're my background.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one of them is your lock screen, one of them's your home screen. Wow.

• 56:57Speaker 05

  Yep. Cause we're best friends, you know? Like, I'm not in a relationship, so I-

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  It's a bit you do, with him.

• 57:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, we do bits. But yeah, he, um, yeah, just, just a gay guy and that's, that's fine. I can be friends with gay guys. Like, I'm totally fine with that.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I feel like we could be friends at some point, me, you and Mccone.

• 57:14Speaker 05

  I'm totally open to that.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  And because that we're gay, you say, then you, you're still fine with that?

• 57:19Speaker 05

  I'm okay with that. I'm okay with gay people. I think I've said some people I'm not okay with, and we're gonna cut some of those things. But in terms of gays, totally fine. Gay people are cool, gay people are fun, you know? I used to be gay, and so I-

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you, what do you mean, you were?

• 57:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, I went through a period where I was gay.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  When was that?

• 57:38Speaker 05

  Um, I would say a couple of years ago.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Couple of years ago?

• 57:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gay, I was gay for about a year.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  When did that stop? How did that stop?

• 57:47Speaker 05

  Well, it's still going on sometimes, but, um, right now, I'm not.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  So I just like turn it off. I'm like, "I wanna know what it's like. We gotta cut this."

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  You don't want any of that stuff?

• 57:57Speaker 05

  I don't want anybody to think I'm gay.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, how about this? You're a great touring act and you're on the road right now. You've been touring everywhere.

• 58:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  You know, what are some cities that you got coming up that you're excited about?

• 58:09Speaker 05

  Um, well, I'm doing Irvine after this, then I'm going to Ontario, then I'm going to Nevada, then I'm going to Wyoming, and then I'm going to Tokyo.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  You're going to Japan.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then I'm going back to Saudi, Riyadh.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:22Speaker 05

  And then I'm going to Antarctica. I'm doing the International Space Station.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  You're doing the ISS? Oh my god.

• 58:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, ISS. I'm doing the ISS and Coliseum.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  You're doing the Coliseum here in Los Angeles?

• 58:37Speaker 05

  No, the Roman.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Roman Coliseum.

• 58:40Speaker 05

  And then I'm doing a couple AA meetings. I'm doing the NBA playoffs. I'm doing Hawaii. I'm doing Epstein's again. And then I'm doing a couple of open mics.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, that sounds great. I mean, go to timmynobreaks.com, right?

• 59:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, check me out.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  That's your website to check you out.

• 59:02Speaker 05

  Any of those. All of them are sold out, so.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so there's gotta be a reserve or, you know, like a... No.

• 59:08Speaker 05

  Can't go to it.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, I mean, go to the website and you guys can check him out.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  No, don't go to my website.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  Don't go to his website. Don't go check him out. He's gonna be doing his thing without you.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Yes. Do not follow me. Do not go to my website. Don't do anything.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, we end the show the same way. You wanna look into that camera and say one word or a phrase to end the episode to...

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, no problem. We gotta cut this.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Who's that creature in the ginger beard?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  It's sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a beautiful... You owe me five dollars for the whiskey and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent.

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Ginger. I like gingers.