Gen Alpha Breaks Bobby Lee

Jules & Isa, rising internet chaos agents, immediately test Bobby’s patience. We chat, Sandbox screaming, sibling dynamics, K-pop takes, memory lies, Gen-Alpha education, cruise ship disasters, raw scallops, Lexapro spirals, Coachella chaos, and why Bobby might actually be cooked. Go to www.helixsleep.com/tigerbelly https://www.helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% Off Sitewide. Download the app now and sign up with code TIGERBELLY. Claim your FIVE HUNDRED FLEX SPINS and choose your slots! The Crown is Yours. In partnership with DraftKings Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hi, hi, hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bobby Lee, the finally tour is up for sale 2026. You know, I'd shot a special for Hulu and I'm gonna go one strong tour before the special airs. I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, et cetera, et cetera. Go to bobbylee.live to get your tickets.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  I'll be there too.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh yeah, CAT's opening and also Ramsey Badawi. No one cares, but anyway. Can I come to some? You can come to some.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey Alex. Oh my God, here we go. Hey Alex. Megan Rapinoe called. She wants her haircut back.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't even know who that is.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Is it Rapinoe?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  I think it's that. It's Rapinoe. Rapinoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants her haircut back, dude. What are you, a lesbian soccer player? What is going on with you today, dude? What's going on? Is that the new fashion? Jesus Christ.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, too. Yeah, yeah. No, no, you gotta, you gotta change it to normal, dude, because it looks ridiculous. Anyway, um, what, you gonna go to Little Fair next weekend? Big Katie Lang fan?

• 2:37Speaker 00

  Hey, that hair kinda fits.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  I love Katie Lang.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Oh, 'cause I kinda have a...

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  That's all you, dude.

• 2:42Speaker 00

  I should do the teal.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  You know, Alex, she is pretty badass, so just see an...

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's badass, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  It's not, it's not a diss.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the one, the one that the socky, yeah, give the blonde one, right there. There you go. I mean, that's ours.

• 2:59Speaker 00

  Hey, but to me, that was sick, man.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway. Did, did you watch, like, a movie and went, that's the thing? What was the inspiration? Was it like Blade Runner or something, or?

• 3:09Speaker 00

  Well, I've, I've been had my...

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  You saw Rutger Hauer, you're like, what?

• 3:12Speaker 00

  I had my hair blonde before, like, even when we were playing Warzone together.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  You never, you've never bleached your hair, like, colored your hair ever?

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Not as a human adult, no.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Oh, you have virgin hair?

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Wow, virgin hair.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I was 12, and I was rebellious, and cutting myself, and you know what I mean, listening to sad songs, I would. Yeah, that's a Dashboard Confessional haircut. Dashboard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go through sad times.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  You know what? I'm, I'm, I'm scared Alex is gonna be like, you know, Dashboard's better than The Beatles.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Beatles? Yeah, he's gonna say something crazy like that.

• 3:43Speaker 00

  Hey, I've been trying to get into The Beatles, brother.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's what this, this is all about.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Can I, I, here's why I know you're absolutely wrong.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  After defending you initially. Is because...

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Your haircut.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  When I... When I play both Linkin Park and The Beatles to my child, who's so pure and innocent, he is obsessed with The Beatles.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  So I know that there is something more to just taste. It's more like a visceral reaction to this type of music, from a very pure soul. So I think that. But maybe, I don't know.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Interesting.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, good point, Khalyla. And thank you so much for sharing that.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  That's my gauge for everything. If my kid likes it, it's gotta be good.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 00

  What Linkin Park song?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  They all just sound the same.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  It's not even, it's not even...

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Does it matter? Tomorrow's yesterday, that doesn't matter.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  And I thought, okay, well, maybe it's a little bit too like loud for him. But he loves loud stuff. Like, he loves, um, Bad Bunny.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  He loves Bad Bunny.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Bad Bunny?

• 4:49Speaker 03

  He liked George of the Jungle.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Now, did you, did you play? What? Did you play any Kid Rock for your son?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try it tonight.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, try it tonight.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  And can I give you guys, there's something you don't know about me. That I really have a hard time confessing, and I wish I'd never had to confess it, but I have to now.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Can we guess?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Something about you, is it physical?

• 5:11Speaker 02

  No, it has to do with...

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Why did you go there?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like there's some physical things happening. He hasn't thought about something physical now. Yeah, yeah.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  It's probably one of the worst confessions I'll ever make.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a personality trait?

• 5:23Speaker 02

  It could, yes. It has to tie to.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  I know what you, I know what it is.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  You're a cunt.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  You have a British accent today.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Wait, that's not new. That's not new.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a new, okay. You're a cunt.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  I think I may have said it on a podcast before, but I have gone five times to see Kid Rock.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  In your life? When?

• 5:42Speaker 02

  In my life.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, 2000s?

• 5:44Speaker 02

  When I was living in Vegas. I think it was the Vegas era, um, and then one time here at the Gibson Amphitheater.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  You paid actual American money to...

• 5:52Speaker 02

  I paid money.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, that's insane. Hey, that first album was good. Oh, my God. Are you gonna fucking start today? Since you've been in the building, dude, you've riled my guts. Yeah, I saw it.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  That was so, okay, so...

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  The one where it gets like red on the front?

• 6:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  That's because, like, it was the second album my mom used like her hard-earned American dollars to buy. It was like Limp Bizkit and that.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  And so I have a nostalgia for him, even though I obviously think he's like a fucking weirdo. I went to see him five times, guys.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Can you cut the part I said riled my guts?

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  You riled my guts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once I said it, I've been thinking about it the whole time.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  It does make sense.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you cut that part out? It does make no sense.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  It does.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That riled my guts.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  George? George? George. Hello. So last night, I had a difficult time sleeping because my ears were bleeding. What?

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Oh, you did text me.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from both ears. No, they were, not just vibrating, bleeding.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  You know why?

• 6:51Speaker 02

  The Ritalin?

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  No. From fucking them screaming in my ears with VR.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  That's, that's too much. That's too much.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  We went to, uh, Sandbox.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Oh, the zombie place?

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  You took him to Sandbox? Yeah, these two, last night. What did you guys think? I love... Screaming?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  In all both ear, it was insane.

• 7:09Speaker 00

  Did you do the zombie, which one?

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  The one we did.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Zombie.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Wait, what's it like? Like, can you paint the picture for me?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Wouldn't paint the picture.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  I don't know, what is it, just VR zombie?

• 7:17Speaker 03

  The zombies itself, like, you can tell that, oh, you know, they're fake, but you feel really immersed in the entire world.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  That would freak me out.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  I know.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Screaming.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  I mean, if you watch the videos, it was just her. I promise you, it was just her.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Was it your first time?

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, let's take that. Was that your first time?

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Are you trying to rile my guts right now, dude?

• 7:45Speaker 00

  It's your first time.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that time? You miss time, you miss time.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I think you miss time.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  As I was saying it, another thought came in and like intercepted.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  I know. What was the word you were trying to say?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  I, I think it was a mix of time and time.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is time? Time?

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Wait, the first time you went, though, were you screaming like them?

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  I was with Gilbert the first time, in Las Vegas. We did scream.

• 8:09Speaker 00

  We did, so sad, just two older guys by themselves.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  At midnight.

• 8:13Speaker 00

  At midnight.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, they were screaming and, um, it was pretty fun. Uh, who took first?

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Because you cheated.

• 8:23Speaker 00

  Right.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  How did I cheat?

• 8:28Speaker 03

  You had a laser and your accuracy was forty-seven percent. Mine was higher.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Forty-eight percent.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  No, forty-seven.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  What was yours, Jules?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Fifty-one.

• 8:35Speaker 00

  Did you do shotgun? Shotgun or what? What did you do?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Pistol.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. The double?

• 8:40Speaker 03

  No, it was just one.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  How many did you kill?

• 8:43Speaker 03

  That's unfair. You had a laser. You had a laser.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Who cares if it's accurate? Death is the most important. Am I not right, Jer?

• 8:51Speaker 00

  True, true.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why? Because I didn't get their eyeball? No. Let me say something, right? How many kills did you get?

• 8:57Speaker 03

  Like forty.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How many did I get?

• 8:59Speaker 03

  Ninety-eight.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  No, one sixty.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  What?

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  I got the

• 9:07Speaker 04

  She got last.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  She got last. She killed two.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I did. I was like a couple below her.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  No, you weren't.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yes, I was.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  It was a disaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  You even bumped into me.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  I headbutted her right in the face.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, you just went straight to my face.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, "I'm so sorry, Issa, I'm so sorry." Like that right in her face.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But she had, so Issa, first time, two kills is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your accuracy, Issa?

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Forty-seven.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, forty-seven. There we go. Yeah, that's pretty good. Two kills, forty-seven. Four shots? Yeah, yeah. So she killed one zombie in the head.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  That's pretty.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty good. You've ever done it?

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Never. I wonder how I do.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  It was so fun.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  You might hate it, dude.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  I'm too anxious for this.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  If I told you, she would be sweating. You'd be sweating.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  But then I would still perform, you know?

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  That's what I thought.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, because it's like I power.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  That's what you thought, and then what happened?

• 10:02Speaker 03

  No, I thought that she would like get really anxious and sweaty, but I thought that she would get like a lot of kills because she's so competitive.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. I don't know, I mean, it's, it's different when you're in the business, when you're in it.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, when you're in it, yeah. That was a fun time that we had, you know? And then, um, what else is going on?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Why do I always have to be the one? No, let me just say something, okay? May I?

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm tired of being the captain. I need to, I think I need to retire. Oh, we have two new.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Let's leave it to the girls.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  We have two new recruits. Being the captain of this ship is tiresome. It's lonely. And, uh, there's just not a lot to say sometimes.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Sink the ship.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna sink it now. Good night, everybody. But you were recently on a ship, right? Shut the fuck up. That's not a good segue, dude. You were recently on a cruise, right? Segue right, dude. Oh, by the way. Yeah, don't do that. You better do it organically.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  You just said you needed help, and then George.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Came in to help.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  Came to help, and you just shit on him. This is why no one wants to interrupt.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. When I ask for help, who do you think I want help from?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  Me.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Anybody but me. Do I want George's help? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, you know, I'd rather have Megan Rapinoe's help.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, anyway.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Well, I have, I have topics. I bring topics to the table.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  All your topics, you queen?

• 11:33Speaker 02

  But I feel as though you're not gonna like what I'm gonna talk about.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  I may not say anything.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I'm in that kinda mood today.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Oh, you're so antagonistic today, I'm afraid.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Cuz you know this mood, right?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  How am I antagonistic today?

• 11:46Speaker 02

  We all look at each other when Bobby wakes up a certain way and it's like, oop, it's eggshell day.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  And we know to just like, keep out of your...

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  How do you know if it's eggshell day? How's it today, eggshell day?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Oh, it's the way you came down and then, you know, you were already... I was like, hey, nice shirt. And you're like, fucking cussing me out, um, immediately. So, I was like, oh, it's eggshell day.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Ah. What time A is it right now?

• 12:10Speaker 02

  You know what? Roll the tapes.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  I just love callbacks.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  You know, speaking of callbacks, roll the tapes because as he was trying to talk about the zombie thing, he combined George and Gilbert and he said jerk.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did it?

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Yes, he did.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Did he really say jerk?

• 12:26Speaker 02

  You're like, you're like, right, jerk?

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  You know how I know? I didn't say that. You would've called me out right when I did it.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  I did. I, I said, I was like, don't, Khalyla, don't call him out.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerk? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I said jerk. Anyone back me up? I don't remember hearing it, I'll be honest. Jules, did I say jerk?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  I internally giggled, but I was like, don't bring it up.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  You said, did I say jerk? When, when did I say it?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Like, you said it. Like, you said it.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  So, you're a liar. You're a fucking liar.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  We just, we just believe at the collab.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  We don't really care, basically.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Roll back the tapes. I'm saying you're gonna hear it. So, go back like, seven minutes ago, he definitely says, right, jerk? So, time had jerk, it's all the same.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  I started watching that, um, Night of the Kingdoms come.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Sounds like a porno.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  The Seven Kingdoms?

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  The Night of the Seven Kingdoms.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  Do you like it?

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, I'll tell you this right now. I think it's a no. Well, can I, Gilbert? I can see it from your eyes. Jerk? Yeah, that's a no. Gilbert, let me, can I just explain myself? Please do. God, have you seen it? No, I'm deciding if I should even invest in it. Yeah. Have you seen it? For sure.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  You asked him a question. I know, but during these family ones, is George included in the family?

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see. He is, he is a part of the family.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Yes, he is a part.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh, my bad. My bad, because you're talking more than he normally does. Yeah, it's just abrupt and weird.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  It's almost like you bristle every time he opens his mouth.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's shocking.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  You go, "You're so bad."

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I get shocked. You literally, "Did you watch it, George?" "For sure." Yeah, yeah. Um, the first two episodes I saw. Okay. Um, love it. Love the main guy. Um...

• 14:10Speaker 02

  Is that Dunk? Dunk.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Egg. But I know that because of you ladies, I know that something happens in the fourth or fifth episode that's tragic. Oh, you guys. And if, if, if this thing happens, what I think happens, I'm done with the show. I'm done with the show. We got a red wedding situation. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I would be done with the show and I don't wanna, I don't want you to tell me because I'm gonna watch it on the plane tomorrow. But it's like, I'm telling you right, right now, if the thing that happens...

• 14:39Speaker 04

  What do you think is gonna happen?

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't wanna, because I don't wanna give it away.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Mmm, okay.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but I'm telling you right now, if this one event happens, I'm out. I'm fucking out. It's like one of those shows.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Sorry, gotta put a nose tampon in.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  They saved the great turn for the end of the third episode. So, stay, stay with it through the end of the third episode. I already liked the first two I just said, you fucked hard.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, oh my god.

• 15:01Speaker 04

  So aggressive.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Guys, it's just, it's Eggshell Day.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  It's you, I'm so sorry, do I? It's you, I'm so sorry.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  I think it's you, I think it's you. I don't think it's me, I think it's you. Can we all agree it's him? I think it's him. Gilbert, can we agree it's him? I think it's you, George. It's in his vocal tone or energy or whatever. Very aggressive, yeah. It's very aggr- I apologize before that, yeah, yeah. But I did, but I did say that I saw the first two and I really liked it, did I not?

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then he said, "Just get through the third, cuz that's where the thing happened."

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he made it seem like, like I was like losing interest.

• 15:34Speaker 05

  Well, you're gonna keep going after the third episode regardless of what you're afraid of.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna watch it even if I don't know.

• 15:40Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Well, does that make sense?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  I don't know what you're saying.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  Really riling everyone's guts.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, I think you're riling my guts. And I'm not, you know what I mean? And I think that you're the source of that. So, I apologize beforehand by being a little aggressive towards you. And I'm sorry about the Megan Rapinoe attack.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  I felt like you kinda took it to step back and, you know, you look fine.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  I don't even know who that was.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you Googled it.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we Googled it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, so, go ahead, what?

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Can you not do it like that?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Do it like what?

• 16:15Speaker 02

  You're gonna attack me, you're like, "That's not a good seg." I'm scared, it's eggshell day, I'm really, really scared to bring anything.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  Let's test it out, let's test out the topic.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see, cuz, you know, let me say something. Over the years, we've been potting, what, 11 years on this thing, right?

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  You would be considered a pro.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, let's see how professional you are. And I would like to see what your, I just said that wrong, right? Let's just see how professional you are, and let's see what your segue game's like these days.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  What was the last thing you said, let me segue from that?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  I just said it, what's your segue game?

• 16:48Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Just a segue from talking about segue?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, that would be, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Did you know the guy who, like, invented the segue fell off a cliff? There we go, there we go.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  I think it's his whole essence right now.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Less is more.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Did he really fall off a cliff?

• 17:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  In a segue?

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  He died?

• 17:08Speaker 00

  I think, I think so.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I always thought it was some, like, other chubby dorky guy, but never mind. Um, okay, so, for the longest time...

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Very good. But use what he said and go into the, you know what I mean?

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have this, you have the segue from the segue death thing, right? The guy that fell into your segue, and that's pro.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  I think you can do it.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  I think you can do it. So, say your same thing again, and then segue into...

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Okay, so...

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  So, go ahead.

• 17:34Speaker 05

  Say the same voice to the nation. Did you know the guy that invented it actually fell off a cliff on a segue?

• 17:39Speaker 02

  I thought it was some chubby guy who invented the segue. And the reason I thought this was because I watched a reality show with Kathy Griffin a long time ago where she dates this guy named Steve something.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  And they go on like a segue date, and I just assumed he was a rich guy who invented the segue. Go ahead, Eas.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  It's like a segue.

• 18:03Speaker 05

  I think that's a good promo.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  I understand, but I think you.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  Take it from here.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla, I thought, I think we lost the plot here.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  What is the plot?

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  The plot is this, right? He was supposed to say the segue thing. Just let's think it through.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  And I take it to another topic.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  And to the topic that you wanted to talk about.

• 18:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Not add on to the segue thing.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Okay, I have another. Okay, here, here, go, go.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  And go.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Oh, hey, did you know the guy that invented the segue? He actually fell off a cliff.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Maybe he had really shitty depth perception, which I think, by the way, I've had all this time. I've misdiagnosed myself my whole life, right? So I always thought I was anxious that I had like, I couldn't be around like big lights in Costco or Best Buy that I would like freak out. And it turns out there's this thing called BVD and it's binocular vision. And you can test yourself like using the internet. And it tests your depth. It's basically a test to see how you see the world and your surroundings. And based on that, it can give you like anxiety. It can give you like, you know, just a whole nother perceived world around you. And I think I have that.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:07Speaker 02

  Cause my eyes are closed together.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought it was just born that way.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's not like you were a baby and you look like Michael Shannon.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  I think it was always as a, you know what I mean?

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Really?

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, my bad. My bad, I read it wrong.

• 19:25Speaker 05

  Sorry, Michael.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, from that segue to that was very good.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  But that is not what I thought you were gonna talk about.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  That's BVD, right?

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's incredible.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Give her a round of applause. That was incredible.

• 19:34Speaker 05

  I still don't know what it is.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't either, yeah.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Helix, sleep. Helix, sleep. Dude, guys, I have beds in my room and my, I have beds.

• 19:51Speaker 05

  You have multiple beds.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Multiple rooms with many beds, right? That's what I meant to say.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  You're a mattress king.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm the king of all mattresses. And I only use Helix because it's the best kind. I really do. Um, people spend the night at my house, I go, oh my God, I slept so well. I go, what is it? I go, Helix. A study that they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle with sleeping on a Helix mattress.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  And honestly, I've had my Helix for, oof, over five years now and it is still perfect as the first day.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Um, let me see. And it's so easy. You just take a quiz. You take the Helix Quiz online and they match you with a mattress based on your, the type of sleeper that you are. Like for instance, me, I am a side sleeper and I run really hot, so I got matched with a Midnight. Yeah.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Helix is the best mattress on planet Earth. Just get it, man. Right? Award winning. Helix is the most awarded mattress brand, tested and reviewed by experts like Forbes and Wired. Free shipping and seamless delivery. Helix delivers your mattress right to your door with free shipping in the US. Alright, I'm happy with it. Everyone in this room is happy with it. Get Helix Sleep, man.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  He's muy passionate.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Muy muy.

• 20:57Speaker 02

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• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  But if you're not, you're gonna do 10,000 nights after that.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Exactly. Exactly.

• 21:09Speaker 05

  But no need to worry.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Don't worry about it.

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• 21:59Bobby Lee?

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• 22:48Speaker 04

  Woo!

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's incredible.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Give her a round of applause, that was incredible. I still don't know what it is. I don't either, yeah. So you have BVD?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I think so, and I need an ophthalmologist to explain to me what it actually is, but basically, I have a hard time being around certain like, lights and, for instance, I don't walk into Costco, ever, I haven't been in like, 10 years. I won't walk into a Best Buy, I won't walk into a big space, or even some grocery stores, I start to have an anxiety attack. I used to think, oh, it's just panic disorder, but I think it has to actually do with my vision and depth perception. So, yeah. Anyways, somebody-

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Good, good topic.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. Seg from that. You're, you're a pro.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, BVD?

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, BVD? Yeah. Oh, BVD, because it's interesting, because I might have BVD.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Because when I was on the cruise, because I did a five-day cruise- Oh! Right, right, you know, I, I would stay indoors into my little cabin, because I have a little cabin, right? And when I, when it would go outside, right, my eyes would cross a little bit, because it was so sunny.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. How was that cruise, by the way? Oh.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  But, no, what my, can we analyze my segue real quick?

• 24:00Speaker 02

  I didn't like it, because you stuck to BVD, you should have started talking about the cruise.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I had to use your BVD to segue into what I-

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Quickly, though.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  I get pretty, that was pretty quick. George?

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, do it again, though, go quicker.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, so I think that I actually don't have a panic disorder, I think I have this thing called BVD.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, my eyes crossed on the cruise.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  So bad. Oh my god, what cruise? What cruise did you go on? Did that get better?

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Better for your sensibilities?

• 24:30Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  That was so bad.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  You, you seg from that, the last thing I said, I, so I don't think I have a pa- anxiety disorder, I think I have BVD.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  You can't let any time pass, man. Try it again, this is good practice.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  No, because this kind of reminds me of, um, my, me and Atiana just talked about this. Every time in Bad Friends, Tobi asks us a question like, "Oh, what's your favorite, like, um, show? What's your favorite artist?" And then my head just blanks and I can't say anything. So he just assumes that I don't know anything good.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Why do you blank? You have a big list, don't you? Yeah. You don't have a big list?

• 25:05Speaker 03

  No, I just blank.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  You blank out?

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Is it because of fear?

• 25:09Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  That's what happens to me too, if I'm put on the spot. But Eve, I do want to ask you something that I feel like is very pertinent to this, um, room right now, which is the whole sibling conflict. Have you heard of this?

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Are you trying to say sibling or seeling?

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Sibling.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Southeast Asia.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  We talked about it. Yeah, when you were convincing us you're Filipino. Yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Can you give us a breakdown?

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what? The fuck?

• 25:33Speaker 03

  So, um, the sibling, uh, drama, it started in Malaysia. And it was a K-pop show, and then there was a concert rule that was like, "Oh, you can't bring big cameras because it obstructs everyone else's views." So, there was this Korean guy that went to the show, and he brought out the biggest professional camera.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  What show?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  It's a K-pop show.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  It's a TV show?

• 25:56Speaker 03

  No, like a concert.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  It was like a live show that they...

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  I, I need to know the specifics though.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Okay, go ahead.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Who was playing, performing?

• 26:02Speaker 03

  I don't know, actually. It's a K-pop band. It's a K-pop band.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so ladies and gentlemen, Cleveland, are you ready? K-pop band! We love K-pop!

• 26:10Speaker 05

  I love K-pop band!

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  We are K-pop band! What, who is it?

• 26:17Speaker 03

  I don't know!

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, look it up first. I cannot move on until I know. Okay, okay. No sibling coming, how do you spell that?

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Go Malaysia, concert, um, K-pop band. A K-pop group.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Forget it, let's, forget it, move on, move on, I don't need to know.

• 26:35Speaker 00

  I need to know now.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you need to know, I know, right, you need to know now, right?

• 26:40Speaker 00

  What's the band's name? It's not even anywhere listed.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  And if there is no band, you're a liar.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  I'm not a liar, you're just trying to defend yourself because you're Korean.

• 26:49Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 26:51Speaker 00

  It wasn't blank there. Wasn't blank there?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was very good.

• 26:55Speaker 00

  Day six.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Day six is playing.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Now move on.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Um, so, the people who were in the show, who, whose views got obstructed, they were like, they posted on Twitter, and they told the guy, "You can't do that, because we couldn't see anything." And then the guy, instead of actually like saying anything that would defend himself, he just called us jungle monkeys.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  It was, he was a Korean?

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  And he was holding his camera how?

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Like, like an asshole.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  So, I mean-

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Like a true Korean asshole.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stop for a second, okay? I'm not defending the Korean, okay? I feel like I'm on your side right now.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Oh, you are?

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  But I need to, I need to ask some questions for-

• 27:35Speaker 00

  He needs details.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  I need details, right?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know if I got the full story, okay? There was a Korean man, right? At that concert, day five.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Six.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Big difference.

• 27:50Speaker 00

  Strong detailed.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  There was four guys on the stage.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  That is true, there were four guys.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so day four, we'll just call him day four then. How many people were on day six?

• 27:58Speaker 00

  It's gotta be six, right?

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but how many people did you see on the stage? Four, so day four.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  Huh.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Uh, can we, okay, can we go back? What, what are you frustrated about?

• 28:07Speaker 03

  I have Bell's palsy.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, I'm sorry, okay? So, anyway, so this guy, Korean man, is a day six concert, right? He has a camera, right?

• 28:17Speaker 02

  A really big camera.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  So, a big camera like this?

• 28:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? Was he holding it up like this?

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Possibly.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Possibly.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Why would anyone hold their camera up? I'm just, I'm an investigator, why would anyone hold their camera up like this?

• 28:29Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen in any movie, anything, in anywhere, a guy carrying his camera like this?

• 28:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 28:37Speaker 03

  If there is someone taller.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  Oh, there you go.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good, good point. Very good point.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  Then they just try to, yeah.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Very good point. I'm just trying to, all right? Let me see. Okay, good.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Yeo Min's in front of them.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, yeah, people do it all the time. Oh, like, oh, so that's what he was doing?

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Right. And so he called them a junk, what?

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Jungle monkey.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  A what? Don't pretend like you haven't used that.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  It's his first time hearing this phrase. This is in the Philippines.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  No, Malaysia, Southeast Asia.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, you know, I mean, neutral ground.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  It's neutral? It's neutral ground. I mean, I mean, if it happened in Cebu, then, you know, I mean.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  No.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  But in neutral ground, anything can be said.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  No, but you, I think you're missing the point.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Because Southeast Asians, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines, this is Southeast Asian. We are technically the term, you know, we are the darker Asians. We are.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Jungle.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, we live in the rainforest, a lot of, you know, it's, it's that part of Asia that's not considered East Asia.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, why can't they just say, shut up, city monkey?

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Well, what happened?

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Actually, actually, they can't.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  That sounds like a different race when you say city monkey. Well, Koreans are city monkeys.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  No, that's not true. You guys call yourself snow.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  We're snow monkeys.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  That's what you've called yourself.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're snow monkeys.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, but those are like the macaques.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  That sounds more elegant than.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because it's white? Get your mind straight.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  That's what people think.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Don't turn this on us.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yo, you guys are gonna get fired, dude.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you know what? They can't even, they don't even wanna call us city monkeys in the first place because they refuse to believe we even have cities in Southeast Asia.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, by, by virtue of me being there, right, I can attest that you do have cities.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 30:23Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  You have very beautiful buildings. Malls, huge malls. Mall, gigantic malls with stacks and stacks of levels, with neon even.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where you get the electricity from that, but.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  There's probably like a bunch of people.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  On bikes, just keep the neon going. About to stab your eye.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't support this message at all.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm kidding. That wasn't even bad. That was bad. It wasn't even a joke. It was silly, a silly time. It's silly, it's very silly.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  What do you think it comes from?

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  I think that was wrong.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Is it the, is, obviously, it's not the first time you've heard, like, Koreans, uh, call Filipinos, like, okay, so I was in a-

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  I was in like a general meeting, I'm not gonna name names, but this, this whole thing was like brought up, and the Korean in the room was like telling the white people in the room, just be like, hey, just so you guys know, like, us Koreans really do think Filipinos are at the bottom of the barrel, and he said that with his whole chest, and then he laughed.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Who said that?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  No, but it's-

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Who said it?

• 31:20Speaker 02

  But he's not lying. This, he's basically stating a fact, because this is something that we've experienced for so long, obviously not me, because I'm like a little bit more white passing than them, but that constant, like, you are beneath me, you Filipino-

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Cause we're jealous, because they're jealous.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Well, but you guys are like-

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  You have a three-year-old singing Celine Dion, I mean, come on. That's- It's incredible. A two-year-old boy with a full-blown mustache, I mean, come on. That's true, and a box. We're just jealous.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a good reversal. It's a good reversal, right? It's just out of jealousy. We're pale, meek, you know what I mean?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  But we, but you're so different. You're not them. You've never thought, have you ever thought this?

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  Like, did you ever hear that growing up, where you're like, oh, the Filipinos, you know, are like down here?

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Tell-

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, absolutely not.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Really?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, who am I, I mean, when, when I look at Joe Coy, I'm, I don't think there's a Filipino comic, I think he's an Asian comic, and that's why him and I bonded early on.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Cause we're both Asian comics, and we, we grew up together in, in the comedy business. So it's like, we never like, we, it's like, us Asians have to sit together. I've always thought that we were all one, you know what I mean? I don't know who came up with this, these crazy terminologies, but it's like, no, I, I've been to the Philippines many times, I enjoyed myself immensely.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think that people are now catching on to the fact that, like, there's so much colorism in Asia, and so much, like, racism in our own, like, region of the world.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  But anyways.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  And I, also, I, you know, I have to admit that the, the Koreans in Cebu, I, I, I'm not on their side, I'm on your side. I don't, I, I, I don't like, um, colonizers, I don't like any of that shit. I don't like when, you know, another group goes into a region and fucks it up.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not for that. I'm for, like, indigenous people enjoying their lives in their, on, in their homeland. You know, so it's like, um, what do you think?

• 33:10Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  But what happened to this guy then?

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Um.

• 33:14Speaker 00

  Is he cancelled? What happened?

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's definitely cancelled.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  But where did he live? In Korea or?

• 33:18Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Are there Koreans like defending him though?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, it's like crazy on Twitter and they're like calling us all sorts of like, you know, like we're apes and stuff. They're literally, okay, wait, he did not say that exactly, but something like that.

• 33:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  And then, like, what we're saying to them, like, the, the siblings are basically saying, oh, like, you can't mock God's creation, but Koreans are plastic, so you can mock them. Because. Because plastic surgery.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  You're like the capital of plastic surgery, so now the, the siblings, the Southeast Asia countries are being like, you, you guys are all made of plastic, you're not even real people. That's their diss towards Korea. Yeah, so it's like a whole, uh, uh, cultural war in Asia. All, all started from this day six concert.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing. Um, did you find out how many people are on day six?

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Okay, so another picture emerged.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:17Speaker 00

  It's, it's going back and forth between four guys and five guys. There's never been a photo of six people.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I need to, um, um, do a formal complaint, I think, to whoever the manager is or something.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  What happened on the sixth day?

• 34:30Speaker 00

  God created man.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 34:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  So that's five.

• 34:35Speaker 00

  There's five here, but on the photo, there's four.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  There's four in the photo. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they played real instruments.

• 34:40Speaker 00

  Some of them are five.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Oh, are they a Christian group?

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Why, why would you say that?

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Because said, uh,

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  On the sixth day, God created man.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's interesting.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  That's what George said.

• 34:50Speaker 00

  They don't look like one.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  One, two, three.

• 34:53Speaker 00

  They're a little too hip.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  A little too hip, yeah.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Oh, no, the Christian groups these days are very hip.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Do you think they're virgins, these guys? Not a chance.

• 35:02Speaker 00

  Are you kidding me?

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. You don't think so?

• 35:04Speaker 00

  They're on a sibling tour.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Are there any Filipino boy bands we should know about?

• 35:08Speaker 04

  There's a P-pop, yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  I will say, P-pop doesn't, is there, is there another term for that? It just doesn't ring as well.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  We gotta change P-pop.

• 35:16Speaker 00

  I hate P-pop, cuz I've heard K-pop, C-pop.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 00

  This C-pop.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  When you said that, maybe.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  P-pop is tough.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Because you can't even say F-pop, cuz that's.

• 35:26Speaker 00

  That doesn't sound good.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  P-pop. P-pop.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  We gotta change P-pop.

• 35:30Speaker 00

  Especially when you said it.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, how many P-pop bands are there?

• 35:32Speaker 00

  We're like, P-pop.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  How many P-pop, how many P-pop bands are there?

• 35:36Speaker 04

  Um, I don't know, but I think there's like a main one, they, they dance, they sing.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what, that's what bands do.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  But they sing better than Koreans.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  They just stand there, they just stand there, they don't sing, they just stand there.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Are they trying to match the aesthetic?

• 35:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, they wanna be Koreans.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  Okay, so that's just P-pop.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta do your own thing, I think. P-pop has to do their own thing.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I don't like it.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  The girl groups too.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:59Speaker 00

  It's very like, yeah, K-pop coded. But isn't all that?

• 36:02Speaker 02

  There's a very popular, uh, K-pop girl group, not K-pop, well, yeah, but they're called Cat's Eye. And Sophia. Well, yeah, you like Manon the best?

• 36:12Speaker 00

  I do.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  There's a Filipino girl who's kind of like the leader of the group, right?

• 36:17Speaker 04

  And I'm so sad, did she change her nose for?

• 36:20Speaker 02

  And she got a, I think she felt the pressure to get a nose job. Do what you want, girly, but like, fuck, she was just, I was, you know, represent, represent the Filipino nose.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, was it flat?

• 36:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:33Speaker 00

  Do you see a difference?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Not really.

• 36:35Speaker 00

  Bobby, for real?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  She's hotter on the left.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Really?

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what her, like, that's what she looked like before.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's way hotter on the left. I hate her on the right. Because on the right, you can tell she had something done. No, the left is so cute, I like the button nose.

• 36:47Speaker 00

  I did too.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  It's super cute. She's a very cute girl. She's Filipino?

• 36:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Very pretty. Very pretty girl. She changed it. Wow. Yeah, you guys are a beautiful bunch.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Is that weird?

• 37:00Speaker 00

  I just like that, a bunch.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Like a bananas.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  A real, no, it's just a cool, electric, what?

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  That is true. I should use a different.

• 37:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, don't use but, a bunch of banana.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Bunch of bananas.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  These are a cute little bunch of bananas. What is that?

• 37:17Speaker 00

  This is them.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Cat's eye.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but that, there's a black person in it?

• 37:21Speaker 02

  So they did like an international casting.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  From everywhere.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool. Who's the white girl?

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Daniela.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Daniela.

• 37:28Speaker 00

  Latina.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's from Texas, I think.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Really? What a cute group.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Are they good?

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Indian girl from Australia, right?

• 37:35Speaker 00

  Chicago.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Oh, Chi- The Indian girl's from Chicago?

• 37:38Speaker 00

  I shouldn't know too much about this.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  How do you know this?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Really?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  How do you know this?

• 37:43Speaker 00

  I watched the, the reality show.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  Okay, then Megan, the one, uh, second to the, uh, right, is from Hawaii.

• 37:48Speaker 00

  Chinese Hawaii.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then Manon is from Europe somewhere.

• 37:51Speaker 00

  Black, uh, Dutch, maybe?

• 37:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. I watched, I watched, uh, the reality show too. It's really cool. They're so rigorous. Like, they put these girls through insane stuff.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 38:04Speaker 00

  I would love to see like a comic training like this. It's so aggressive. They like judge everyone every week and give them a score. If like, you suck, you're gonna get kicked out.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Every, they're crying, they're crying, they're putting-

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  I would love to be a judge.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  I know you would.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  You know, can I tell you, the judges?

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  I turn around, I see a little bit of cellulite.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  You look like one of them. Wait, can you bring up that main guy? You kinda look like one of them.

• 38:27Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  No, maybe you don't. Sorry, I should say that.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Why do you, why do you do this?

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Because you said cellulite and I got triggered.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Why? You, you don't have any cellulite?

• 38:38Speaker 02

  I have so much cellulite.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know you do.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  You have forty-two. I counted.

• 38:44Speaker 02

  Forty-two dimples?

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, a little, but dimples. But anyway, is that him?

• 38:48Speaker 00

  He's like the, like the main-

• 38:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's the main guy.

• 38:50Speaker 00

  They all revere him. Like, he walks in the room, everyone gets quiet.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  He looks like Kim Jong-un. What the fuck?

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Well, he's the god of K-pop.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes?

• 38:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 38:57Speaker 00

  I don't even know what his name is.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  Oh, Jungang.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Jungang.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  Doesn't he have a lot of issues?

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Like what?

• 39:04Speaker 04

  A young...

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's just move on.

• 39:08Speaker 00

  What's going on with you guys? Have you guys gone have any sister fights yet? I feel like there's always one sister fight.

• 39:13Speaker 03

  No, not yet. But Jules does leave Issa at home sometimes. I do feel bad about that.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we, uh, for the first time ever.

• 39:21Speaker 00

  What?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Went to, uh, something to eat together.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  Just you and Issa?

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  And we went to Sprouts.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  Who initiated that?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, this morning I asked if you wanted to go to, no, I initiated it.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  Good.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you wanna go get something to eat? And you're so hesitant, and then we went to Sprouts.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  Mm.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  And we bought, and then just came home. Um, this morning, me and, um, the girl that I'm seeing woke up and we're like, "You wanna go have breakfast with us?" And you said, uh, "No, why?"

• 39:46Speaker 03

  Why didn't you go? Why? Because...

• 39:49Speaker 00

  She feels pressured.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Everyone's asking me.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  You're just sitting there putting nail polish on your fingers.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, because it was already 12 and then it was almost 1. And then I was like, "Oh, I would have to get ready, blah, blah, blah." And I get really frustrated with, like, things not going well. So I'm like, "Eh, I'm good."

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good answer.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:10Speaker 00

  You don't feel comfortable just putting, like, some sweats on and just going to get food really quick?

• 40:14Speaker 03

  No, I do, but I would have to get ready for this.

• 40:17Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  How much time do you have to get ready?

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Uh, not a lot, but...

• 40:23Speaker 00

  She's like, "Two?"

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Is 30 minutes suffice?

• 40:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I would...

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Then why didn't you go?

• 40:27Speaker 03

  No, because I need time to pressure, like, I need time to, like...

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Depressurize.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. Get depressed, yeah.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, well, we're trying to invite you out to things, so you're not stuck at home all the time. Yeah, I mean, I, I've hung out with you more than I've hung out with her, and she's been living with me for 15 years.

• 40:43Speaker 00

  Wait, what's the situation?

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  We, she, she would nev-, if I, if I was like, "Hey, you wanna go get up..."

• 40:48Speaker 03

  No, yeah, I would, yeah, I would.

• 40:52Speaker 03

  Stop, yeah, I would.

• 40:53Speaker 00

  You're laughing a lot, why?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  Because he doesn't ask me.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  I have asked you.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  And if you ask me, I would go.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Every ti- every time you ask me.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  I guarantee, I gar-, you're making me mad. I guarantee you would not go. I've asked you so many times.

• 41:07Speaker 03

  How many?

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  You don't go!

• 41:09Speaker 03

  When was the last time?

• 41:10Speaker 00

  When was?

• 41:10Speaker 03

  When was the last time?

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I stopped asking because it's like, I don't like being rejected all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like rejection, right, Gilbert?

• 41:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know, you know what I mean? She says yes.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  I say yes too!

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  You, okay... Let me put this down on paper, okay? Everyone listen up, right? When is the last time you and I solo, just you and I, went and grabbed a meal together?

• 41:35Speaker 00

  Ooh, that's a good one.

• 41:38Speaker 00

  It was fun, it was thing, thing.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  Oh, with you?

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  No, not with me, not with me and my mom, not with me and nope.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Because I was your dad!

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  It's you and I!

• 41:47Speaker 04

  No, because you!

• 41:49Speaker 00

  He wants the bond.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Like, four years ago.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  When was that?

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 41:57Speaker 04

  I don't know, I can't talk.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why you don't know? Do you know why you know? It never happened!

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  You got to say four years, it's never happened!

• 42:06Speaker 00

  Like, how many members are in day six? Four!

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Four, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just saying, you never do.

• 42:11Speaker 04

  It's just hard because I also have-

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  We live together! We've never not lived together for fucking 12 years!

• 42:17Speaker 04

  You wake up at 4pm!

• 42:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's true. She's, she's hungry, she wants breakfast before 4pm.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, do I still wake up at 4pm?

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Uh, 1pm.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I still wake-

• 42:29Speaker 00

  Wait, what was the, what was the strategy?

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what's the strategy?

• 42:33Speaker 02

  I thought you said, "Do I still wake up at 4pm?" I was like, "No, you wake up at 1pm now."

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I woke up at 1pm for this!

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Oh, you usually still go to the 4?

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Oh my god!

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  And yet she still ate.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I still wake up 4pm, she still did it. And she's been here, what, a week?

• 42:49Speaker 00

  Do you feel like it's not, okay, is there something where you feel like it's not cool?

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  She's embarrassed of it.

• 42:54Speaker 00

  I was gonna ask.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  No, I'm not!

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're embarrassed of it.

• 42:56Speaker 00

  But he's over 50 now, and you're like, you, you, he's your roommate now?

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm like the dad, like, she's a teenager, I'm the dad, like, "No, dad," you know what I mean?

• 43:05Speaker 00

  Is he un for you?

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like-

• 43:07Speaker 04

  Just, just sometimes, but I still be down. I'd still be down.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll do this, like, "Ma'am, we're cooked." You can't use that terminology, that's our terminology, it's like, I can't say cooked?

• 43:16Speaker 00

  He gets in the country.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That person was unalive, you gotta say fucking killed. You can't say unalive. Yeah, yeah, she corrects me on fucking terminology. That's our language, you can't say unalived.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We're cooked! Why can't I say it? It's a good, it's a good new word.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  We're cooked. We're cooked. Go ahead.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Cook has two meanings for their generation. Because it could be like, we're cooked, or let her cook.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  How are you? Oh, okay, so, the economy's bad, right? We're cooked. That works. Are you making a brisket?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  Wait, that's-

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you mean?

• 43:53Speaker 02

  No, but see-

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  That brisket was- No, wait, I don't get what you're saying.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  You cooked that brisket. Wait, hold on, hold on.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  What do you think?

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back, let's go back.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I'm looking at Gilbert, right?

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Alex uses this word all the time.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  Okay, hold on, here. So I'm looking at Gilbert.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  And he's doing something really important, like, he's really, um, editing, and it's like crunch time, right? And he's in flow state.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  And you try to interrupt, and I'm like, nah, nah, nah, let him cook.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Also, having Karen Kowal say nah, nah, nah, it's crazy.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  That's literally all my, in my, here in my household, is nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  Nah, nah.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  So it's like, oh, let her cook.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, on my mother's life, I have never used cook in that way. Like, let, let him, some comic's writing, "Let him cook." Yeah.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  You remember social- Wait, wait, wait, wait. No one's ever fucking said that. No one's ever fucking said that. Let him cook. Let him cook, dude. He's on to something.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Oh, you see, yeah.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  That's it. That's the follow-up, that's the follow-up. No, that's not the follow-up, that's what we say. He's on to something. We never say he's cooked.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  That's why you can't use the word. May I just say, Jill's and Bobby's defense, the whole, like, we're cooked is not a Gen Z term. That's literally as old as, like, the 1950s.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you, I'm allowed to say it.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Yes, it's like, I don't know why you, why your generation thinks all of a sudden you have these new terms, when it's like, you've just stolen it from, like, decades before, and then, like, repurposed it.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can repurpose words.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  And it's like, the same meaning, too, so I don't understand.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Same meaning. What's this new three and six thing going on?

• 45:33Speaker 05

  What is three and six?

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to get behind the three and six thing. What is that all about? What is it?

• 45:40Speaker 00

  Here, my guy, explain it.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, explain to me three and six. That's your generation, go ahead.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  So, it started from this guy, he made a rap song and then he was trying to basically say something was so cool and he just said, "Six, seven," and then there was this, he's called the six, seven guy now, but there's this white kid and then he was in like the side of a basketball match and then there was this guy holding up a camera, he was videoing everyone and he was like, "Six, seven," and so it's that now.

• 46:14Speaker 00

  Obviously.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Obviously, so what do you think it means?

• 46:17Speaker 00

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• 46:58Speaker 00

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• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  I think we're doomed.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  With the generation, with, yeah, we're cooked.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  Here are some things like, they can't take the word eight.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  It's not ours.

• 47:29Speaker 00

  We've said that.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give me some new ones.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  No, eight is actually more than.

• 47:32Speaker 00

  That's such an old word.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  That's us. Amped is a, bay?

• 47:36Speaker 00

  That's old.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  That's so old.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Basic? I've been using basic for so long.

• 47:40Speaker 00

  Oh, bet is a?

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  Bet, I would feel is like.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  How do you use bet in your terminology?

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Like, bet, let's do it. Yeah.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Bet, let's do it?

• 47:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 47:49Speaker 03

  Agreeing, agreeing.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's interesting.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, if you're gambling, can you use it? Let's bet, let's bet.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Why? Bet, bet, bet, let's bet.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  When you say?

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because bet is like, yes, right?

• 48:03Speaker 03

  No, that's literal sense.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Like, when you say, oh, let's bet, let's, that's.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  You're using it as a verb.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, the second time I'm using is for the literal sense of bet. But what's your version of bet again?

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Like, oh, yeah, bet, let's do it.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  So, bet is let's do it. So, I'm saying, bet, let's do it, and then let's bet, which is, we're gambling.

• 48:19Speaker 00

  You could also, the gambler, the dealer could be like, hey, would you like to place a bet?

• 48:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, bet.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good.

• 48:28Speaker 00

  Bushy's old.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  But, like, let me say something, though.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Bushy is so old.

• 48:31Speaker 03

  This is not a good list. This, uh, even I know all these things are not our.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Back in the day, we went, yikes. Now they go, now they're big yikes.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Bigger yikes!

• 48:44Speaker 00

  Bigger yikes!

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you say yikes louder?

• 48:47Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Instead of using big, instead of going, yikes, go, yikes!

• 48:51Speaker 00

  Here.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, that was.

• 48:53Speaker 00

  Keep it, keep that. You wet all the way.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Everything I'm doing is bad.

• 48:57Speaker 00

  Dude, you're cooked.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We're cooked, I'm cooked right now, I'm cooked.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  Okay, this one's better.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bet, bet.

• 49:01Speaker 00

  Hey, these are all, these are all Ben Alpha. Like, this is a popular one.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, brain rot, what does that mean?

• 49:06Speaker 02

  I mean, self-explanatory.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Like, it's rotting.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  Use it in a sentence, though.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, use it in a sentence.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  Um, I've been scrolling, I've been doom scrolling for so long, I think I'm watching too much brain rot.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, watching too much brain rot?

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but it's not.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Brain rot is basically a genre now.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a genre?

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  So, it's like, it's not, I thought, honestly, I thought it was headache.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Mm-mm.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Oh, when did you think that?

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  But when I just read, brain rot.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  You thought when I said self-explanatory?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  That's how I would go, like, man, I've been scrolling so much, I have a brain rot.

• 49:37Speaker 00

  I need some Tylenol for my brain rot.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's brain rot, it's.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  I think your generation said crotch rot a lot.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  For STDs.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  I still have it. Anyway.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  In your face. Anyway, what's it? Skibidiuia? R- what?

• 49:50Speaker 00

  Ohio?

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Never heard the pronunciations.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  No, my eyes, I need glasses.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Ohio.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  I was like, how did you miss, how did he get skipity but miss Ohio?

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  That's a weird one, right? Wait, my eyes are so blurry. Did I start, I thought it was skipity boy, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, riz. Oh yeah, skipity oh yeah, riz, oh yeah, oh, what does this mean?

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a long one. You don't know?

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it means this. But they say it all the time. Yeah, yeah. Rizler.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  But Ohio is like, we refer to Ohio as like a place where weird stuff happens. So like when you say, oh, that happens only on, in Ohio, like that's, like, that's weird.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Florida.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Florida was ours.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Florida's ours.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  But I would, I would gamble that more weird things happen in Flora than Ohio. Bet.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure there's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure there's like a backstory behind it though that I probably haven't seen.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 50:54Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure that the backstory behind Ohio that I probably haven't seen.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I don't know what you meant by that, but.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  There's lore.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  There's lore.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  Behind every word.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  There's lore behind every war, word.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Like there's lore behind the Rizler, behind skipity.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  It's a backstory, an origin story.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Of every single word in the English language, there's lore.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Of the slangs that were.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought, I thought, oh, every, yeah, I mean, okay, sorry, my bad.

• 51:20Speaker 04

  Do you know what's tea, tea to Bobby?

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Tea.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Tea?

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oolong. Yeah, like, you know, somebody gives you a high five, tea that. No, what?

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Ah, shit. No, you're golfing, it's like you missed the tea. That's good, that's true.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Give me the tea. Give me the tea.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know what it is.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Say a joke.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  A joke?

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just give me a punchline of, a, a, a, a, fast, fast. Do your best joke, come on.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  I don't have it, I don't have it.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Something that would be a punchline at the end, that's not, you don't have to do the whole joke. It's forever. Yeah, yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Um, oh, fuck, I don't know, Gilbert.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta go. It's too late now. Whatever we're about to do is too late.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. I bled, I don't know, I'm not good at this stuff.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna go, tea, tea, like that, like laugh, but it was.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  So if, if someone, if I come up to you and I'm just like.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  It's not working. It's not gonna work. It's not working, yeah, yeah.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  If I come up to you, we haven't spoken in all week, I'm like, oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Stop saying high.

• 52:15Speaker 02

  I see.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to guess what it is. I don't want to tell you what it is. Okay, go ahead.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I saw your Instagram stories the past week. What's the tea?

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Um, I know. Um, um, chamomile.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Or it could be like chamomile is bad for you.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Or if someone is like Bobby Bobby, we gotta talk. The tea is piping hot.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it. I don't get it. Hot gosh.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  But it's also, it's also used as like to describe something good.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  Gosh.

• 52:46Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well then just say that.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me see if I can, yeah, yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Man, Eric Griffin on that boat that was just on that cruise.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Give me the tea. I need a tea.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Let me say it.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  No, but you, I have to say it.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  I was sitting at my own tea.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  He was, he was brewing his own. Let him cook. Let him cook.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Sorry, let him cook, let him cook, let him cook. Sorry.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, that.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Go ahead. Just skip the name.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Forget it now.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 53:18Speaker 02

  My bad, my bad.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you fucked it up. Mewing. You know, you're Sigma. What's Sigma mean? You're Sigma.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  It's, it means like boss, like something like.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Am I Sigma? Popular, dominant, independent, lead.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, something like that.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  What's up, my Natron, my Sigma? She's a baby.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  I can be Natron.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll do that.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  You could be Bobby Lee.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  What's up, my name is Chad. I'm a fu- is that better?

• 53:40Speaker 02

  What Chad is a term.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. Can Bobby's mom be a thing then?

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it could be.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  It's been a thing.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  It's been a thing. Yeah, but people don't use it in a sentence though.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Not yet.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  As a word.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  We can. What do you think it should be used?

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  How was Thanksgiving? I don't know. Um. How was Thanksgiving? Bobby mom, Bobby mom.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  I know Bobby mom.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Had a good time, Bobby mom.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I had a good time.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, Bobby mom.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  It was great.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby mom.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  How was the vacation?

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Bobby mom.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby mom.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. That's all he keeps saying. I'm Bobby mom. Turn up, generation X slang. Ah, my lord. I'll explain to you my fucking slang. My lord. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  My squad.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My lady.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Ta ta. Ta ta is our, you know, I can just name it, don't even look it up. I got him, I got, okie dokie. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  I feel like George Kimmel will know all of these.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Awesome, that's us.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, awesome.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Awesome, yeah. Tubular.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Tubular.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tubular is us. Gnarly.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Gnarly.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  That's me. I still use dude, I'm saying dude.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Take a chill pill.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Chill pill, yeah.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Dog is ours. Diss is great. Yeah, diss. Dude is us. Dude, that's crazy. We came up with some good ones. Headbanger.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Headbanger.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Rock. Hella. Hella, yeah. You tripping. How about nah? Is nah us? I think nah is. Yeah, yeah, nah. What is yuppie?

• 55:02Speaker 02

  A yuppie is their generation.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what is, as if is?

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Use it in a sentence. Yeah, use as if in a sentence.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  I mean, can't you just say like, as if?

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  That's us.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Like, that's gonna happen, yeah, right?

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's us.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna give us credit?

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Wait, stop, stop, stop for a second. Can you give us credit for that?

• 55:20Speaker 03

  I'm gonna give you credit for that.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just put the fries in the bag, bro.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  But you use that, go ahead, use as if.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to say something and then...

• 55:27Speaker 02

  No, you can say it in one sentence.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, John said he lifted 500 pounds, as if. You know what I didn't like about that?

• 55:36Speaker 02

  What?

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  You tried to challenge me as if, as if I wasn't... Gen X terms. Yeah, as if I wasn't gonna be able to do it.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  And then you stutter step.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  And then you like, like, almost like, crashed out right there. What's the problem?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Who crashed out? Nice, Cloud. Oh. You're acting like a simp.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  You're being kind of the Lulu? What's cringe? Oh, we have it, I know, I know what cringe is.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Ick, ick.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Is, is this us still? No, that, that's... This is still them? This is you, literally, literally. Literally is us.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  Literally.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. Whatever. Classic. Literally.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  That's pretty straightforward.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, but this is kinda old, you know?

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, but before, before us, no one said this shit. True. No one said pokey.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Okay, what's, it's giving, it's giving. Wait, no, that's not true.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  It's in the 40s.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  No, pokey is so old. You guys took that from, oh my god, like, generations ago.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Like, back in the 40s, no one said, hey, give me a cigar, buddy. This hits different.

• 56:35Speaker 00

  Ah, you see, you see?

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  You see, you see? This hits different. No one said that. You know what I mean?

• 56:40Speaker 02

  Wait, OG is not yours?

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  No one back then is like, you know what I mean?

• 56:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Wait, I wanna-

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Hey, buddy, look at these raw denim. This is OG.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  It's giving what?

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  No one said that in the 40s. We made it up.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  What's it giving? It's giving what?

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  It's giving ick.

• 56:53Speaker 00

  Oh, I like that.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 56:56Speaker 00

  Really quick.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Has a girl ever talked to you and said a girl like you've dated in the last couple of years been like, oh, like, sorry, like, that gave me the ick?

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  To you?

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  And what was it?

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have an acne patch.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I, you know, and I took it off my face and I stuck it on her face.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  He stuck it on mama's phone.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just took it, yeah, but I took it, the girl I'm saying, I stuck it on her face.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  I think that's cute.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it had a white head, you know?

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Oh, it already pulled out the bimples?

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  It was still attached to it?

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not cute.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that ick, though?

• 57:27Speaker 02

  No, not for me. I don't think you guys-

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Could this be it?

• 57:30Speaker 02

  What?

• 57:30Speaker 00

  Could this be? Let me try it one more time.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Let me give it one more shot.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Can I get one more shot?

• 57:36Speaker 00

  Okay. The girl you're dating.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  The girl that I'm dating is in the car listening to Hamilton.

• 57:39Speaker 00

  Is this hypothetical?

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, she likes Hamilton.

• 57:42Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  That's all she listens to, is Hamilton. She's listening to Hamilton and she picks at her nose and she eats it.

• 57:48Speaker 02

  No, that's not an ick.

• 57:49Speaker 00

  How is that not an ick?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  How is that not an ick?

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Because that's a turn off.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  That's literal.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a turn off.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's literal.

• 57:54Speaker 00

  So icks don't turn you off?

• 57:56Speaker 03

  It has to be something specific, like rude.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Listening to Hamilton, that's not specific?

• 57:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, listen to a specific song in Hamilton.

• 58:03Speaker 03

  No.

• 58:04Speaker 00

  Saying a specific lyric in a specific song.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  The Declaration of Independence.

• 58:07Speaker 00

  Pitted, yeah.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Part, okay.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  Like, something like, like a guy running and he's trying to get the ball. Yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  He's trying to chase a ball that keeps him going, going.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then he's like-

• 58:17Speaker 02

  And he keeps-

• 58:18Speaker 00

  But he can't get it.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  He can't get it.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, he can get it.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, do you understand?

• 58:21Speaker 00

  I do, but I feel like we're, he's, we're giving some examples that are-

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like we're-

• 58:25Speaker 03

  A really common one is like seeing like your boyfriend and he's playing a game and he's like, his posture playing the game is like really like-

• 58:33Speaker 00

  It's like very, like, feminine.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he's like locked in and stuff.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Or another one is for me, when I see a guy jump into the water and he plugs his nose.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Like that, that's like, oh.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  With the sound, too.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Cause that's all, that's the ick I hear in my head. He goes, ee! That's, it's, uh, that's all I can say. You get it?

• 58:51Speaker 00

  I get this. Cause I think Cindy's ick with me is when she walks in, I don't notice her, and I go, ah! And she goes, oh, god.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  I get jumpy.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, jumpy.

• 59:01Speaker 00

  I go, ah!

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  I do this specifically. You just gave me the ick, dude. You just gave me the ick. I'll tell you, when I was, so on the boat, so I was on a cruise.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  How was it?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  What's the tea? That's, I'm, I'm doing a segue.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  I know, and I'm trying to add information.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Eggshells.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, eggshells. My god.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um, so I, I, I don't know what you were to begin. Have you been on, Razer, have you been on a cruise?

• 59:29Speaker 02

  I've.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  I got sick on one.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Sorry. So, in the Philippines, it's not cruises, it's our way of transportation.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what I mean. Of course, I've been on a boat before. Did you have all you could eat?

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Those boats are, are big, like cruise ships. So, yes, I have been in like.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  But not like, not like, you know what I mean, like the kind of cruises that I went, like a carnival. Is there like unlimited pizza?

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Uh, do you have a big buffet, a restaurant in Frisco?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Is there a fucking wa, like a gigantic water slide and?

• 59:55Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  You're stuck there for five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  No, so it's not a. Yeah, the kind of cruises that I meant, I've never been on one before, obviously, right? So, um, you know, first of all, I was dreading it, like, on the flight to Tampa, I was trying to figure out ways to get out of it. You know what I mean? I mean, that was like a conniving, like, I'm sick, I have covid. You know what I mean, like, all my go-tos. I land and Swartson, Nick Swartson was like, made reservations at this restaurant, so I'm like, which was weird because it's like, we're at the restaurant, do you ever do this? They have sauteed scallops. Love it. Right? I love it too, right? And Nick's like, give it to me raw, and they're like, we don't do that.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  They're not.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Like sashimi? Yeah, but he goes, I just want it sliced and raw.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, raw scallops delicious.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if it's, that's the thing, if it's not on the menu, why do you do it?

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's weird.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's something that they don't do.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's like, no, I just want you to slice, he was demanding about it. I want raw, sliced up like this, with a little bit of this and this, and I was like, I was like, Nick, they don't do it like that.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's weird.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you can request that at a. Thank you so much. Alright, so that's on you, Nick, and I told you, I told you, okay, so, um, I told you Swartson, um, um, so, without him though, I think I would have killed myself.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Because Swartson made reservations for all the dinners, I hung out with him more than I hung out with anybody else. So anyway, you know, we meet the boy, we get, so we go in, and here's the good part.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  There is none. No, the good part is, we were separated from everyone. We're at this place called The Haven.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Which is at the top. Why is everyone bored now?

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  No, we're, why are you so insecure?

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I think it's my Lexapro. I don't know what's going on.

• 1:01:37Speaker 00

  What just happened?

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  We're all locked in.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Everyone adjusted on their seats.

• 1:01:41Speaker 00

  We all did move.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Everyone, everyone did.

• 1:01:43Speaker 00

  Cause we're getting ready for like, what's the, we're ready.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  What's the Haven? That was it. What's the Haven?

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what that was?

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Am I really sensitive today?

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  A little bit.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Am I being weird?

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  No, be honest.

• 1:01:56Speaker 00

  No, is this Norwegian cruise?

• 1:01:58Speaker 02

  Great, great interrupter.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  I actually know.

• 1:02:00Speaker 00

  No, cause I'm looking up what The Haven is, so I can show people.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 00

  Oh, wow, dude. Alright, 1%.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll look it up.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  It's not even like a regular cabin. It's probably like-

• 1:02:09Speaker 00

  It's a special area on the Norwegian. So the, The Haven is like a special, like, see like, I used to be in the main, like Titanic Irish.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's sank, you'd die.

• 1:02:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  That's where you would be.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Oh, you guys have like jacuzzis?

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Jacuzzi?

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Jacuzzi?

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  So, like, go to the top.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Above, we're like-

• 1:02:31Speaker 00

  Here?

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  No, even, go top even more.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  Dude, that's-

• 1:02:33Speaker 00

  You're at the theater.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Very top of it.

• 1:02:35Speaker 00

  From the smokestack?

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  We're in the smokestack. Yeah, I'm sleeping like this in a fucking smokestack.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, so, and, so you, you know, you have your own little pool and jacuzzi and steam room.

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  That's nice.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  And there's like 12 rooms and it's, you, you have to have a special pass to even get up there. So it's me, Adam Devine, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  How big's the bed? Like, whole king? A king bed?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  A queen. Yeah, but it's, it's-

• 1:03:03Speaker 00

  Interesting.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  But you walk in, there's a living room, a spare room, and another room, and a big bathroom. I mean, it's a, it's a big thing.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  And, um, so it's Anders, um, Blake, Adam Devine, me, um-

• 1:03:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, my cruise was not like this.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  So that, that's our area.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  And you guys could just hang with each other without the public?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's just all the comics and everyone. Like, during the day, we'd have breakfast there, and it was a whole thing. So that was the nice part about it, but it's like, I went out and I saw the people. How was that? Were you getting mobbed? Drunk people? No, it's a, it's a lot of love. It's a lot of photos. It's a lot of that. And um, the only bad thing about it, I'll be honest with you, is, oh, there's several things. And I, I, I, I don't care. It's probably the worst food I've ever had.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  It's the cruise.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I got sick on one. Yeah, yeah. It's just, even in the nicer places, it's just...

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  It's a cruise.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Not good.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not, not good. You know what I mean? Um, the best food that me and uh, Nick and Eric had was the teppanyaka.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Teppanyaki?

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And that was still mid. Is that in your term? There you go. Yeah, thank you. It was still mid. So, um...

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  And what do you think? Did you feel as though you might have had more diarrhea there? Because you know how there's like a, a rumor that they add laxative to all cruise food so that they don't clog up the pipes? So the poop...

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  I didn't poo for four days. So I don't know. Eesh.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Oh, well, the opposite then.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the opposite.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  They gave you like Imodium?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They gave me Imodium, yeah. AD.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  And so, the only bad thing that happened, aside from the food, and what else? And the sheer boredom, um... Yeah, what activities they have for you guys separately? Oh, Bingo was fun.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  I love Bingo.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Bingo's great. Well, it's a funny... It's just an old... It's a very old person thing, but I love it. Yeah, yeah. Well, because I hosted it. Oh, that's why it was fun? Yeah, it was fun. It was packed.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I...

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  Where you're like, "N, forty-seven"?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 02

  Oh, that's fun.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, there's some other lady did that.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  I thought you hosted it.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  I did host it.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  You weren't like pulling the numbers?

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just with the mic. "Hey, everybody, you have to talk". Yeah, yeah. But when I went out, um, and Eric did it with me, Griffin. Um, I go, "Everyone, get on your knees". And everyone got on their knees, and we all held hands, and I did like a fifteen minute prayer. That's fun. That's fun. I talked about Satanism. It was fucking crazy, you know what I mean? So that was fun.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  And then Bingo was fun. And then, um, I, I have to say, the first show I did at this theater, I fucking crushed. Like, it was heaven. And afterwards, everyone was like, "Dude, fucking crushed". And you know, you know me, I, you know, I, I'm usually like, self-conscious or I... I was like, "That was really good, right"? The second show I did was the worst show I've ever done. I'll tell you why. It was the same exact people.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  And, and the show was like a day later or whatever.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Why'd they do that?

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Because there's only two thousand people on the boat! Well, how many people fit on that theater? Like 600 or whatever.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Was there a third show?

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  Oh, thank god.

• 1:06:04Speaker 00

  Oh, god.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  So, after about five minutes into my second show, I go, "You guys heard these before, right?" And the whole audience goes, "Yeah."

• 1:06:14Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 00

  How much time did you have to do?

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Forty-five minutes.

• 1:06:18Speaker 00

  Oh, your full act?

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Forty-five minutes!

• 1:06:21Speaker 00

  Shit.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  And guess what I did at the second show? Twelve.

• 1:06:26Speaker 00

  Did you do the dance?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just immediately got naked.

• 1:06:29Speaker 00

  There's no context.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was no context. I was like, "Oh, ah!" I don't know. It was so hard.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Because a- a- a- after, and also, I had a, and you know who I had to follow? Griffin. And you know that sneaky fucking bastard.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  New material?

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  He was like, "I'm like, you know, dough, I'm gonna experiment, man. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean?" And he does, he fucking home crush. Bam, bam, bam, bam, right? And I'm like, "All right, I crushed the first show." I, three minutes in, I had to stop my act and I said that like, five minutes in, I go, "You guys heard this? I go, I go, I don't know what else. I'm just gonna keep going."

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  I said to the audience, "I'm just gonna keep doing the jokes." They're like, "Okay."

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  So the audience going in expected you to have a completely different set?

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  Nick Swartson had a second, different set.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like, "I did a brand-new hour."

• 1:07:25Speaker 00

  They didn't tell you this?

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:07:27Speaker 00

  Adam, they go like, "Hey, Bobby, you have to do the same."

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  I, this is what I thought it was gonna be, before I signed up. "Oh, you're gonna do, on this show, you'll do 10 minutes. On this show, you'll do 10 minutes. You know what I mean? And then that's it, right?"

• 1:07:39Speaker 00

  Full set.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  But it was, I was headlining in a theater. You know what I mean? Full-blown fucking thing, dude. Like, walking from my room with security.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? It was crazy. I'm like, walking, you know what I mean? And people with walkie-talkies, "Tch, tch, tch, he's coming, he's coming." You know what I mean? It was like a whole fucking thing. I bombed so hard, I yelled at Griffin. I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him right now.

• 1:08:04Speaker 06

  You've reached Eric Griffin.

• 1:08:09Speaker 06

  Whatever message you'd like.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, Eric.

• 1:08:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Eric, why, why did you, why did you try to sabotage me second show at the fuck on the boat?

• 1:08:20Speaker 06

  I did not sabotage you on the boat.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you? Did you kill?

• 1:08:28Speaker 06

  Oh, I destroyed.

• 1:08:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, I was like on fire, man, you know?

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  And then afterwards, did I? Wha- wha- what was I like after my show?

• 1:08:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, you were Bobby, just a nightmare, you know, all in your head. Oh, my God, they saw me already. This is it for me. I'm never doing comedy again. And, you know, you were gonna jump off the boat. But then you got over it pretty quick and it was great.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, good to talk to you, okay?

• 1:08:59Speaker 06

  Is this, is this my reappearance? Is this what you said?

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  No, we'll book you.

• 1:09:03Speaker 06

  This is it?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, we'll book you, we'll book you within the year, okay? 2027, baby. We'll see you in 2027, baby. Bye, bye, bye. 2027, baby.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  I told you.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But here's the thing, I always thought, I was also thought, maybe Tiger Belly should do a boat.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  Uh, can't do cruises.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, there goes that idea.

• 1:09:26Speaker 00

  Aw, man, it was a fun idea.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Or Bad Friends or something. I think there should be something like that, cuz it's fun in that way.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Just cruises are just so, like you said, everything about it is a nightmare.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  It goes by so.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  With your family and friends, that's fun.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's like, I, you know, I got to know Adam, Anders, Blake, everyone so closely. We hung out, everyone was having good time. It was fun in that way.

• 1:09:50Speaker 00

  What a great.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  And you know what? And I'm so grateful they invited me and all kidding aside, um, it was a really pleasurable experience. Yeah, that was me and the boys.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Oh, they're wearing shorts.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're wearing shorts.

• 1:10:00Speaker 00

  Did you ever wear shorts?

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I wore that the whole time.

• 1:10:03Speaker 00

  On a cruise?

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Just sweating, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 00

  Leather jacket the whole time on the cruise?

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  Leather jacket?

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was just sweating the whole time, yeah, yeah. And it was, you know, honestly, if it was the right group of people, I would do it again.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's not out for Tiger Belles, that's fine. You know what I mean, but um, yeah, but that would, don't you think that would be fun?

• 1:10:23Speaker 00

  I would do it, yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  No, I like, it's a shared experience, like, everything miserable, you share together.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  So then you like, get closer because of it, I think.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Or do you stop in like, different like, parts and stuff?

• 1:10:33Speaker 00

  Yes, you can.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  Because that would be fun.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we went to Mexico.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Did you guys go?

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  I'd be down.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:39Speaker 00

  Love the enthusiasm, great stuff, guys.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  Jokes would be down.

• 1:10:45Speaker 00

  It's like a hard no from you.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  I want to ask you guys a question, that's really important, Bobby. Since you're on Ritalin now, you're on Lexapro, do you think that you could spend thirty minutes, just thirty minutes, raw dogging life, without being on your phone, without listening to music, without watching TV, just sitting, walking, just living life, just taking it all in, thirty minutes?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it right now.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  Practice, no, you have everything, there's stimulation, there's stimulation, so it's like, when was the last time you spent thirty minutes just existing? And the reason I ask this is because one of the newer life hacks, it's like, you should carve out thirty minutes a day for boredom. And boredom meaning like, I want to do this, but I can't, I want to grab my phone, but I won't, I want to listen to music, but I won't.

• 1:11:31Speaker 00

  Does it count when he goes to the spa?

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  Um, no, because there's still some level of enjoyment and stimulation, I'm talking about real boredom, where it's like, I'm just gonna sit here on a bus stop and do nothing.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say this to you in the realest way I can, I do it every day.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  When?

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  I sit in my room, I have nothing on, I just sit in one of those chairs, I'll just sit there for a half an hour, or an hour.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  And you're not like, meditating, you're just like staring.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm just sitting there like, just thinking of how horrible my life is.

• 1:12:02Speaker 00

  That's what you mean, right?

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I think so.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I sit there and I, well, it's, you know, you ruminate about mistakes that you've made.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, I'm trying not to do that, you know what I mean, so I just, I sit there and I go, um... I try, you know, what I've been, what I do, I try to self-regulate my nervous system. You know what I mean? By putting my hand on my chest to seeing how I'm feeling. You know what I mean? And to calming my own nervous system on my own. You know what I mean? And being able to stop the intrusive thoughts and the constant ruminating about, you know what I mean? Different things and, um, but it's not like I do that naturally. I do it because it's been my, you know, my therapist said to do it.

• 1:12:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  I mean, so I, I exercise these things on my own, but I do it because of direction.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too, because I, I was like, okay, well, this sounds like an easy thing to do, right? So let me just carve out thirty minutes of nothingness.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  I break every single time. I find myself at least fifty times trying to reach for my phone.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know how to be bored anymore. I need that constant stimulation and it's really scary.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like yesterday I went, I woke up pretty early on ten. I went to a meeting, um, by my house and, um, you know, it's, you know, this meeting that I go to is like very family oriented. It's like a super bright, it's in a church and it's packed. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's one of those meetings where it's like all walks of life. And you have hipsters to old grandmothers, to the plumber, to a cowboy, to, just every, everything. And I was just sitting there and you say hi to some people and they go, good to see you, this and that. And there was a speaker and normally what I do is I'll play like a game on my phone. When there's a speaker.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  You know, because, you know, but this time I, uh, well lately I've been just focusing on what they're saying. You know, and forcing myself to do it though and listening. And it seems to be working into the grounding myself.

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I'm doing different things that, um, to improve myself, to be a better person, to learn new words, to seek out new ideas and new planets and frontiers, to go where no man has gone before.

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  You should go hike with us.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:14:25Speaker 00

  Do you, can you guys not be on your phone or computer?

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  I think that's impossible.

• 1:14:31Speaker 00

  It's possible.

• 1:14:32Speaker 03

  For me.

• 1:14:33Speaker 00

  It is possible for you. You don't think it is?

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  No. You know, I thought it would be more impossible for me, but um, since I don't have Dato and I'm not connected to her, when I'm not connected to the wifi, when I go on walks, I just raw dog walking.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  That's really good for you.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  That's good. You're raw dog the walk. Yeah, that's good.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jules, you gotta get on her level. So do I.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  You should be very careful walking alone. I mean, I worry because she walks over, like, anything can happen.

• 1:15:01Speaker 00

  In this area, though?

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  Especially with no data on your phone.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  You have no data. Do you have her location?

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. So we know where she is.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 00

  Just walk by herself?

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:13Speaker 00

  You don't want to invite maybe a roommate?

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  I don't have a roommate.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  You could always ask for a ride, like, Tito Bobby, can I get a ride?

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  No, she doesn't want to. Now, if she's like...

• 1:15:22Speaker 00

  We were just saying how good she was doing and now we're giving her...

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  What about if she's like, Tito Bobby, or what if Jules does this? But Tito Bobby, I do want to spend one-on-one time with you. It's like, can we, do you want to go for a walk with me at 11 a.m. tomorrow?

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would.

• 1:15:40Speaker 00

  He would.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  You would?

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  I would. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I would. Um, it's interesting that Lexapro, I feel like a zombie, kinda.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  I think that's just because you're still creeping up. You're not at that, like, therapeutic um, level yet. It's gonna feel weird for maybe like two more weeks.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't affect performance, but um, it's odd.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a um, it's like a flat. You feel flat. But that doesn't last because you actually turn over into feeling like the world is my oyster.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  I've been on it for a month.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  Give it six weeks, is what they say. Just give it until six weeks.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Two more weeks. I'm gonna be like, woo!

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:16:21Speaker 00

  There, uh, Jim Carrey recently, um...

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  I saw in France.

• 1:16:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, came out, you know, hasn't been in the media in a while. People are claiming that this is definitely not him. Uh, this is a clone. Other people are saying, oh, this is him doing another character as he's coming back into the limelight.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  No, he got work done. That's it.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  Why are...

• 1:16:38Speaker 00

  People are talking about his voice, his eye color.

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  What's crazy is that if a woman comes out looking so different, immediately they're like, facelift. But when a man, is it so hard to believe? So that we've now just been like, oh, clone, instead of being like, he got a great facelift.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kalai I know know him.

• 1:16:55Speaker 00

  Do you know him?

• 1:16:57Speaker 02

  I don't know him. Can you stop saying that?

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  You've never met Jim Carrey.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  I met him once and he was very sweet.

• 1:17:02Speaker 00

  Oh, you guys are best friends. You go on a cruise. That's cool.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  And he gave me...

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  He gave you what?

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  Googly eyes.

• 1:17:08Speaker 00

  Which way? Which ones?

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  And you didn't like it.

• 1:17:10Speaker 00

  Lala, which one? Top or bottom googly eyes?

• 1:17:13Speaker 02

  Oh, I missed the top googly eye.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  He got worked on, dude. That's Jim Carrey.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, because he can see the upper black.

• 1:17:18Speaker 00

  What about the eye color change?

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  There's...

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  See?

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Ghislaine Maxwell is a little bit weird.

• 1:17:25Speaker 00

  Oh, the one where she popped up out of nowhere? Yeah.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  No, the one that she's in, the photo that she's on a deposition, and then the one that, a regular one, that their nose is different.

• 1:17:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then they found somebody in France that looked just like her. Looked more like her than the one that's in jail.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  See, this, I believe, a little bit more because it's like, they're gonna throw all their money and power into trying to bury the Epstein files, right? So, I feel like the ceiling, there's no ceiling to that, but the Jim Carrey thing, it's like, what's the point? Like, what is, I don't, I don't understand why...

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  When you saw Bradley Cooper, you went, "Ah, he looks good."

• 1:17:58Speaker 00

  Give me the Cooper.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me the Cooper.

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  Give me the Cooper. I think same doctor. But I mean, they say this about Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, like, you know, Christina Aguilera, like, everybody is a clone now, right?

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm more of a, just like Jane Goodall it.

• 1:18:13Speaker 00

  Just being a natural, all natural.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I just, yeah, I just...

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Spit it out.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Just age naturally.

• 1:18:22Speaker 00

  See, this is the one that, where they saw a lady, and some guy went up to her and said, "Ghislaine."

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  That's Ghislaine Maxwell.

• 1:18:26Speaker 00

  And she goes like, "I don't know who that is," and then kept walking.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then look at the one that she's in, the deposition thing.

• 1:18:32Speaker 00

  She looks different.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Is that Ghislaine Maxwell? No.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  She's older.

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not her, Dan. I learned nothing.

• 1:18:38Speaker 00

  Well, let's end with this. Issa, Jules.

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  But you guys were great. Thank you so much. Clap for yourselves for being here.

• 1:18:43Speaker 00

  Final message to the audience. Go.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Speaker 00

  Say something.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  2026, a final word.

• 1:18:48Speaker 00

  Say something impactful for people that you can change lives. Go.

• 1:18:51Speaker 04

  I'll hang out more with Dieter Bobby.

• 1:18:53Speaker 02

  Yes, okay, great one.

• 1:18:56Speaker 00

  Slump as much as possible.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  She's making promises she will keep.

• 1:18:59Speaker 00

  Issa, what do you want?

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  What are we gonna do?

• 1:19:02Speaker 04

  We're gonna get coffee.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  No, something more. Action-packed.

• 1:19:06Speaker 04

  We're gonna watch a movie?

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:19:08Speaker 00

  Something where you-

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  We've already done that before.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing that I do, real quick. What I've been doing lately is making plans.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:19:16Speaker 00

  Smart.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Like, yesterday, I made dinner reservations on my own.

• 1:19:21Speaker 00

  It sounds crazy to say it out loud.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna clap. I refuse.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I made reservations for the Sandbox.

• 1:19:29Speaker 04

  He even sent the invitation to me.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Sent the invitation.

• 1:19:31Speaker 00

  Oh, my god. I did those for you last time. I didn't know you had to do it.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know how to do it now. Okay? I've been, you know, in fact, when I got on the boat the first day, every comic came up to me and go, "We cannot believe you're here."

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Oh, they thought you were gonna bail.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  There was a bet that I would bail.

• 1:19:49Speaker 02

  I mean, it was a good bet.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I showed up. You know what I mean? Something's a brewing.

• 1:19:55Speaker 02

  What's a brewing?

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm changing.

• 1:19:57Speaker 02

  Zalexis, Lexapro's.

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:20:00Speaker 02

  I think that I feel very split about this. Because while I'm like, everyone's like, clapping at a 54-year-old man, like, making reservations, and congratulations, and I'm glad everyone's happy about that, um, yeah, that's weird that, you know, it took half a fucking century. You know what I mean? But that's okay. Congratulations.

• 1:20:23Speaker 00

  Single clap.

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  We're not done yet.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  I'm just not gonna celebrate baseline shit anymore.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  We're not done, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  It's baseline.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  It's baseline, you know, but, you know, maybe I would've grown more if somebody didn't enable me all these years.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  Maybe I would have, um-

• 1:20:42Speaker 00

  Maybe check out our Dr. K episode.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Maybe I would've not- Got in a heart condition, been sick, lost my hair, if I didn't have to fucking baby someone for a decade.

• 1:20:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:56Speaker 00

  We listen and we don't judge. Anyways, Issa, anything you wanna do in America before you leave? What's one thing you wanna do that someone with money can help you do here?

• 1:21:05Speaker 04

  She wants to go to a rave party.

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I wanna go to Coachella to the wavy.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  But guess what? You're gonna need a chaperone. He has to follow you around the whole. You know, I think they did reach out to Bad Friends saying that, "Do you guys wanna go?"

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  "Dude, Bobby, can we go, please?"

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I...

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  "Dude, Bobby..."

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, was it through you?

• 1:21:22Speaker 02

  Wait, when is it?

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, let... Hold on, Sarah.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  April what?

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 1:21:28Speaker 02

  Wait, no.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna make a phone call, hold on.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  No, no, fuck it. I'll get it for your birthday. He doesn't get to be the hero. What? I'll get the 18th birthday.

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, can I just...

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  It's on me, it's on me, it's on me.

• 1:21:38Bobby Lee?

  No, can I just...

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  It's on me. I'll do it.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  All right, you wanna take this seal?

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  I'll get the VIP.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, well...

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  I'll get the VIP.

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's not just VIP.

• 1:21:46Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Ours is just not VIP.

• 1:21:48Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Ours is literally backstage with artists. Yeah, you get to meet Gracie Avila.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Nah, I can't do that for you.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so which one do you wanna do? Nothing or everything?

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Nothing or everything? Say nothing or everything.

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  You have to say everything. Everything. Yeah. Yeah, but the trip to Hawaii is already the 18th birthday. No, but I mean, if you want Coachella for your 18th birthday, I did, I gave it to you.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on. You're 18. Congratulations. I did it, what do you want? Dinner?

• 1:22:15Speaker 07

  Hey.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you're on Tiger Belly.

• 1:22:17Speaker 07

  Hey, what up?

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  Hey, so what's up with this Coachella thing? Didn't I hear a Coachella thing happen? Like, they wanted us there or this and that? What's up with that?

• 1:22:25Speaker 07

  Yeah, they DM'd me and were like, really interested in having you and Andrew come as guests, um, this year. But, I mean, you have some dates coming up right after the second weekend. It's a lot going on. I mean, Bobby, it's the beginning of your tour, it's pretty important.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bye. What a riveting content. I mean, just, I know, but just, can you figure out what the Coachella thing is first before...

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  Can you just get the girls tickets?

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe I can change plans real quick.

• 1:22:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, you know what? I'll email right now.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  Email right now?

• 1:22:57Speaker 07

  Okay, I'll do it right now.

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bye.

• 1:22:59Speaker 07

  Bye, bye.

• 1:23:00Speaker 02

  Can I just suggest something? Even if the Bad Friends thing doesn't go? Can you just ask?

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  If they, if they go, I go. If they don't go, I don't go.

• 1:23:07Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  What do you mean? If you...

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, go get shitty tickets from her.

• 1:23:13Speaker 02

  They're not gonna be shitty.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  What are they gonna be?

• 1:23:15Speaker 02

  I say go with Bobby's. If it doesn't, um, fall, if it doesn't pan out, then I will get you the tickets. Is that, does that work out?

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:23Speaker 02

  What you can do is, you can take the girls to Coachella, but you can just go enjoy Palm Springs.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  I bet you those hotel rooms are gonna be super expensive.

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  You're a rich man, you can afford it.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, really, thanks for listening, and, um, I'll see you later. Adios!

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