Stavvy's World Bonus #119 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 1 (Andrew Durso) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade and Andrew Durso join us for the exciting first volume of a new insane series that is definitely NOT just Kush Brothers without the kush. JP taps madman Andrew to discuss utterly maniacal such as being a chaste child, Baby Yoda's dong, New Years resolutions, and much more. JP, Andrew and Stav help callers including a woman whose friend is always killing the vibe by bringing her baby around, and a man who's frustrated that his girlfriend believes in ghosts but not aliens. Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Follow Andrew Durso on social media: https://www.instagram.com/andrew_durso/ 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25Speaker 01

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• 0:53Speaker 02

  Hey, Stavi, so basically what I wanted to ask you about is that, uh, the other night, me and my girlfriend were talking and for whatever reason, the subject went over to ghosts. Hmm. And we quickly realized that, uh, while I do not believe in ghosts at all, my girlfriend believes in them a lot. And, uh, once we kind of settled that little debate, we reached on to the topic of aliens and discovered that while I believe that aliens could exist, she does not believe in aliens at all, which...

• 1:28Speaker 03

  Boy meets girl.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:29Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, yeah, this is so funny.

• 1:32Speaker 05

  It's funny to be like, "Oh, you don't believe in ghosts? Cool. You don't believe in aliens? You fucking whore!"

• 1:39Speaker 02

  I don't know. Like, I want to think I'm a pretty open-minded guy. Holy shit. But I just feel like it's way more reasonable to assume that somewhere on a planet similar to ours, there could be life similar to ours? And it's a little bit less believable to... Who cares? I don't know, believe your grandma came back and is trying to freak you out? Who gives a fuck? And likes to hang around abandoned buildings or some shit? I don't know. Is it unreasonable for me to ask her to believe in aliens if I know I'm never gonna believe in ghosts? What? I don't know. I just wanted to know what you thought about it.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Send her Neil deGrasse Tyson videos until she converts.

• 2:20Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, what do you mean, "ask her to believe in aliens"? Who cares? Who gives a fuck? He's like, "Will you not entertain?"

• 2:29Speaker 03

  The possibility that aliens exist. Do you believe in astronauts? Do you believe in astronauts and you believe in aliens?

• 2:35Stavros Halkias?

  Why could this?

• 2:36Speaker 05

  Just also the psychology of like anybody dating at our age, you've already had to become okay with the fact that a lot of girls think the your birth sign dictates.

• 2:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, people believe stupid shit is, I mean, shit like this is like, man, do we just need religion again?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, Catholicism is the answer.

• 2:56Stavros Halkias?

  But like it is, this is essentially like, this is if religion meant less. This conversation is like if religion was even stupider. It's like, who gives a fuck if your girlfriend believes in ghosts and you don't? Who gives a fuck if you believe in aliens?

• 3:11Speaker 05

  I'm just saying my girlfriend three articles day about the drones, like, look at this.

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's like, who, like, what material difference does this make in your life?

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Propulsion.

• 3:21Stavros Halkias?

  What do I believe? I don't fucking care at all about either one of those.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Advantage, this is the opportunity, if you can be polite about it, you can have a lot of conversation with your girlfriend over the years. That you're gonna need, like, this is a nice thing for you to talk about, don't read into it too fucking much.

• 3:35Stavros Halkias?

  But you are so right about it's fucking boy, it's like men are from Mars, women are from Mars. This is like a weird fucking.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  I like twerks, but my girlfriend doesn't like twerks, she likes dinosaurs.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  Although, it's like, it's funny, like, compared to the last call yet, this guy's calling in about like trivial first date conversation, like, I don't know what to do.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  The other guy's got a loaded gun to his head.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  I don't know, there's a lot of possible planets in the Goldilocks zone out there.

• 4:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, also not to unwrap this, I don't know, I'm kind of on her side. Like, I guess I believe aliens exist, but not in a way that's significant to us in any way.

• 4:14Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, yeah, I exactly, I'm like, yeah.

• 4:16Speaker 05

  You're not gonna fucking date me because I said that?

• 4:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you don't want to suck Andrew off?

• 4:19Speaker 05

  Come on, man.

• 4:20Stavros Halkias?

  He's fucking cute, look at this little guy, he's in the gym, he's in the gym now, you can suck his dick.

• 4:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're gonna see the results of it in about two years, maybe?

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  Um, yeah, I mean, what do I actually think like I, I don't give a fuck. First and foremost, I do not give a fuck.

• 4:38Stavros Halkias?

  If I had to think about this, if I had to think about this for thirty seconds on each one, I would say, yeah, maybe they both probably exist. I, but I, but every time I start to even think, I'm like, who care? My brain can't stop thinking, who cares? Like statistically, there's probably some kind of life out there. But again, not in a way that probably affects us. And like, the older I get, when I was younger, I probably was like, everyone who talks about energy and spirits and all that shit, I thought was stupid. The older I get, I kind of weirdly believe in some of that shit. And again, a way that's fully unknowable and that I'll never be able to,

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  like the way they didn't understand germs and like the, in the like nine hundreds, the plague era. I think maybe if humanity doesn't blow itself up, it'll slowly understand like, spiritual shit, like we'll probably be able to understand certain feelings that we get scientifically. Whatever, we're never gonna understand it while I'm alive. I don't think any religion, I think religions are dumb. I think ghosts and alien arguments are dumb. I don't fucking care. I think you're fucking stupid as shit. If this affects how you think of your girlfriend, I'll tell you that much. I think you're like, so anyway, what do you mean?

• 6:00Speaker 05

  It would rock if they haven't had the god conversation until five years in the relationship. Because like, oh, you're Hasidic Jewish?

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, this is just the god conversation junior. It's like, it's like if somebody doesn't believe in, you know, whatever. So, um, but it is very girl and guy coded and like, science versus spirituality, you know? Anyway, um, whatever, don't let this affect your relationship.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Grow up, I guess.

• 6:27Stavros Halkias?

  Grow up, you're a fucking dumb little ass boy.

• 6:39Speaker 06

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• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

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• 7:54Stavros Halkias?

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