1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump planning to suspend the federal gas tax as the Iran war hammers Americans, passengers starting to disembarking from the Hantavirus cruise ship in Spain's Canary Islands and Shane Gillis infuriating Chelsea Handler with jokes about her support for Israel and ties to Epstein at Kevin Hart's roast.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys? It's Andy Frisella. You're listening to the show for the realist. Say goodbye, I almost forgot. Say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality.

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I'm all over.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 0:30Andy Frisella?

  Just fucking start the show DJ. Jesus. Don't be a hoe.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Share the show.

• 0:35Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  Hello children, there you go.

• 0:36Andy Frisella?

  I've been working all day.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Hey bro.

• 0:38Andy Frisella?

  It's been like three weeks straight of events every day.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Dude, I was about to say it's been a...

• 0:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's been a stretch.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  It's been a stretch.

• 0:45Andy Frisella?

  I'm tired. Forgive me.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  I'm tired grandpa.

• 0:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. My, my 180 IQ is now 160.

• 0:51Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, that's still good though.

• 0:53Andy Frisella?

  That's the point.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  That's all. I see what you, I see what you did there. I'm over calculating fucking. Yeah, man, what's going on, dog?

• 1:01Andy Frisella?

  Nothing, man.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Yolk Fest back in action?

• 1:03Andy Frisella?

  I'm getting there.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 1:05Andy Frisella?

  Getting there.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Ribs and dick this summer.

• 1:06Andy Frisella?

  That's it. That's, this is, that's what, uh, that's, that's the theme of the summer, actually.

• 1:10Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:11Andy Frisella?

  Ribs and dick.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:12Andy Frisella?

  Summer 26.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  That's, that's it. Plates full.

• 1:15Andy Frisella?

  That's, that sounds, that sounds a little gay.

• 1:20Andy Frisella?

  Summer 26, ribs and dick.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Ribs and dick.

• 1:23Andy Frisella?

  Which comes first?

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, nobody said in that order. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:28Andy Frisella?

  I mean, if you ask Bill Cosby or something else.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  One has to go first. Oh shit, man. Dude, no, it was a good day. I woke up, you know, it's been, I think it's been like a week or so since I sent you that, uh, that picture of me on the scale.

• 1:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Right? Same weight.

• 1:43Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I ain't, I ain't looked at it since. So we're still, we're maintaining, we're good there. I gotta keep going though. I know.

• 1:50Andy Frisella?

  Well, you're getting to a point now where if you, if you're lifting, which I haven't seen you lifting, you keep telling me you're lifting. I know you're lying.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  No, I'm, well, no, no, no. There's no, no, no.

• 1:59Andy Frisella?

  Stop the bullshit. The other day I asked you if you worked out today and you said yes. And then I went back after I walked away, cause at the end of the day, here's what happened.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  No, no, yeah, lay it out.

• 2:09Andy Frisella?

  No, no, no.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  I have witnesses.

• 2:11Andy Frisella?

  Uh-uh.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  I have witnesses.

• 2:12Andy Frisella?

  Nope. It was last week, at the end of the day, I said, "You trained today."

• 2:18Speaker 01

  What day was it?

• 2:18Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. I don't remember. But I said, "Did you train today?" And you said, "Yeah." And then I went back and I replayed the day.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:28Andy Frisella?

  And I'm like, "No, I was here early today."

• 2:33Andy Frisella?

  I was here early and I didn't see DJ in the gym. I didn't leave.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Were you in the gym the whole time?

• 2:39Andy Frisella?

  I was here the whole time. And, but you weren't here the whole time. Because you were doing like, training and other things, like pistol training. So then I did all the math and I said, "There's no way he trained."

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Well, you didn't clarify what type of training.

• 2:56Andy Frisella?

  You certainly lied right to my face.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  No, no, you didn't clarify the type of training.

• 2:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I trained every day, dawg.

• 3:02Andy Frisella?

  Alright, so now I know I gotta watch out. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta... How do you trust someone with your life when he's gonna lie to your face?

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Oh, no, no, no, bullshit, dawg. No, I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner. We work out. We got the Murph prep tomorrow.

• 3:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Feel free to join us. You know, I'm getting it in.

• 3:18Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Getting it in.

• 3:19Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, last time you fucking got kinda in shape, you got fat again.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  No, no, I think this is the furthest I've...

• 3:26Andy Frisella?

  Look, Shaq! Yeah.

• 3:31Andy Frisella?

  I'm like, one for two thousand.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:34Andy Frisella?

  Now you understand why I never play basketball.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  I, listen, I get it, dude. It's not my genes.

• 3:38Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Oh, shit, man. No, man, everything's good, though, dude.

• 3:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you better keep going, not get fat again, bro.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  No, we're keeping the cruising, dawg. You know, we'll keep moving, bro. I got, I have, I have no choice. I have no choice. You told me you would fire me.

• 3:53Andy Frisella?

  I will.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, gotta stay with it, dawg.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, it was, it's been a minute, guys. Uh, I know it's been a minute. We've been working. Uh, but, you know, one of the last shows we did, uh, we were talking about the He-Man shit, you remember that?

• 4:07Andy Frisella?

  I do.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:08Andy Frisella?

  I do.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  And you remember what you told the people?

• 4:10Andy Frisella?

  I did. Um, I told them that He-Man was the greatest.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 4:15Andy Frisella?

  And that Man of Arms was my favorite.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right. And they came out with the new Hellcat man.

• 4:20Andy Frisella?

  Hellcat man. Hellcat man showed up the next day.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 4:24Andy Frisella?

  The brand new Hellcat man.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  But dude, we, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude. Um, and you, you told them not to send you anything?

• 4:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I'm sure somebody did.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  They, they sent you some stuff.

• 4:36Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I got, you wanna see it?

• 4:38Andy Frisella?

  Oh, you got it?

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got, I got, I brought the box in, dawg.

• 4:46Andy Frisella?

  I tell you guys not to do this shit, man.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Let's see what we got here.

• 4:52Andy Frisella?

  No way.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. I'm gonna toss it so I can stay on camera. There you go.

• 4:58Andy Frisella?

  Skeletor, bro.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, bro.

• 5:00Andy Frisella?

  No way.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Oh, that's the OG He-Man, dog.

• 5:05Andy Frisella?

  Toss that bitch over here.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Oh shit, my aim's getting a little worse, sorry.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, and you got the...

• 5:11Andy Frisella?

  Battle Cat.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  That's right. There we go, look at those hands.

• 5:15Andy Frisella?

  Fucking Battle Cat, bro. Who the fuck sent this?

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Love mom from Sh...

• 5:21Andy Frisella?

  Shut up.

• 5:24Andy Frisella?

  Shut up.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  No, no, your mom, yeah, your mom did.

• 5:26Andy Frisella?

  Shut, let me see that.

• 5:33Andy Frisella?

  Oh, dude, come on, man.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 5:37Andy Frisella?

  It really, it really, it really does say my mom.

• 5:43Andy Frisella?

  Thanks, mom.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, there you go, dog.

• 5:45Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude, that's funny. So mom sent me some He-Mans.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  There you go, man.

• 5:49Andy Frisella?

  There we go, baby.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Andy loves the He-Man.

• 5:52Andy Frisella?

  Is that really for my mom?

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's really...

• 5:54Andy Frisella?

  Is that someone playing a joke?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  No, no, you know how, you know how...

• 5:56Andy Frisella?

  You know how I know? Cause no one... Yeah, I know.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Yep. It's Andrew.

• 6:01Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, that's right.

• 6:04Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude, that's hilarious.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was sick, man.

• 6:06Andy Frisella?

  Well, thanks, mom. She watches every show. Um, I'm actually still a good, good little boy.

• 6:15Andy Frisella?

  My language might not reflect it all the time, but uh, that's awesome.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, dog.

• 6:19Andy Frisella?

  Fucking Battle Cat, bro.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:23Andy Frisella?

  Why Skeletor so much more jacked than He-Man?

• 6:28Andy Frisella?

  He must use first form.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, must be in the jeans.

• 6:32Andy Frisella?

  That's what it is. Fuck yeah, man.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah, dog.

• 6:35Andy Frisella?

  He-Man. Yeah. I'll take it.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, you know what day it is, dog. We gotta get into it. We got plenty of topics to cruise, things to talk and peruse about.

• 6:50Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Let's get into it.

• 6:52Andy Frisella?

  Let's go ahead and do it.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  I did confirm with her, she actually did send it to us.

• 6:55Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Yes. She's asking, does he like them?

• 6:59Andy Frisella?

  That's so funny.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  That would be wild if somebody like played to be your mom, you know what I'm saying? Like...

• 7:04Andy Frisella?

  Are they people done weird or shit?

• 7:06Speaker 01

  That's, that's, this is true. This is true. Uh, but yeah, man, let's get into it.

• 7:09Andy Frisella?

  Stealing my clothes and putting them on and wearing them and then posting pictures of themselves on the internet.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, Zishon.

• 7:24Andy Frisella?

  We had a fucking stalker one time. We had a stalker break in to one of my properties, steal my clothes, put them on, take pictures in the mirror. And that's how we ended up fucking catching him.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, when we got...

• 7:40Andy Frisella?

  Posted on Facebook.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, and when I put him out his house, he still had the shit on.

• 7:45Andy Frisella?

  Fucking weird.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 7:47Andy Frisella?

  Stop fucking with me.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, just be...

• 7:49Andy Frisella?

  Fuck with somebody else.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, please, please. Um, but yeah, man, let's get into it, guys. Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, links, go to andyfrisella.com. Guys can check them all out there for you. That being said, dude, let's get into it.

• 8:07Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Headline one, let's kick it off. Uh, gas is high right now.

• 8:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  It's high.

• 8:13Andy Frisella?

  It is high.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  It's high. You know that meme where it's like, you know, they'll be high in the show that like crackhead lady?

• 8:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  It's like, fuck.

• 8:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 01

  That's how I feel, dog, right now. It's crazy. Uh, but there is a potential plan. Uh, headline reads, Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran war hammers Americans. Here's how much you will save. Um, and, uh, it's, it's about 18 cents per gallon. Yep, yep. So Donald Trump is planning to suspend.

• 8:42Andy Frisella?

  Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Hmm, give him 18 cents.

• 8:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  That'll, that'll, that'll help.

• 8:48Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Yep. He's planning to suspend it. Quote, "We're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time and when gas goes down, we'll let it phase back in," the president told CBS News on Monday. The break, so it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas, 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel. Um, would offer modest relief to drivers who have watched prices explode 50% since the war began to a national average of $4.52. Um, if introduced today, the average would drop to $4.34, still far above the $2.98 drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in February 28th. So just in a couple of months, it's literally doubled, almost doubled.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Like that, that's fucking crazy.

• 9:37Andy Frisella?

  For what? For what?

• 9:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:39Andy Frisella?

  What are we getting out of it? Oh, nothing.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:44Andy Frisella?

  Nothing.

• 9:49Andy Frisella?

  How about no tax? How about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance the budget? How about not even being eligible for reelection until that happens? How about?

• 10:04Andy Frisella?

  A whole lot of things that need to change. Okay, this is bullshit, man. And it's almost, I mean dude, it's not almost, it's insulting that that's like what they do.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  That's the fix.

• 10:14Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. 18 cents, dog.

• 10:17Andy Frisella?

  What happened to, uh, drill, baby, drill and do all our own shit and be energy independent and, you know, bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, what happened to that? Oh, yeah, well, just like everything else, nothing.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Well, dude, there's still, the other piece of this too, man, is the amount of like tax dollars.

• 10:38Andy Frisella?

  We still haven't really got that under control, though, all the fucking fraud, waste, and abuse, right? The countless billions of dollars that we're sending overseas. I mean, it's funny, because that actually got, that actually came up in an interview. Specifically, this was Benjamin Netanyahu did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked him specifically about USAID going to Israel. Did you hear this?

• 11:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:01Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, let's check his response. Here's the quote.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to reexamine and possibly reset its financial relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel on an annual basis?

• 11:15Speaker 04

  Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump, I've said it to our own people, their jaws drop. But I said, look.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  What do you mean? What are you saying?

• 11:26Speaker 04

  I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military cooperation that we have. Because we receive, we receive 3.8 billion dollars a year. And I, I think that it's time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Can you give me a timetable?

• 11:50Speaker 04

  I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years. But I want to start now. I don't want to wait for the next Congress. I want to start now. And, you know, it could go down very fast.

• 12:03Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Let's think about what he's actually saying. Here's what he's actually saying. We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. And while the United States gives us 3.8 billion dollars, I'm going to make it seem like they only give us 3.8 billion dollars, when in reality, we get given much more money by our allies in the banking system who...

• 12:35Andy Frisella?

  Rob the American people with exorbitant interest rates and then turn around and donate it to our country. So I'm gonna make it sound like we only give them 3.8, but under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more. And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer. So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East, then you must want to pay us money.

• 13:19Andy Frisella?

  When in reality, we don't support any of it. We don't give a fuck because you're not us. And by the way, you hate us. You don't like us. And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying, hey, they hate us and they don't like us.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  That's right, that's right.

• 13:37Andy Frisella?

  So that we can't even say it. Okay, so let's get real about what he's saying. He's trying to position himself in a way that sounds like he's doing the good thing, but in order for him to do the quote unquote good thing, then we have to support all these other things.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  For the next 10 years.

• 13:55Andy Frisella?

  That's right. So like most of the times, again, actually all the time, he's full of shit. So let's be real about what we're talking about here.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  Now, so that happens, that's cool. Something else interesting going on right now is the talk of the town surrounding Trump specifically that came out. And this has to go back all the way to Butler, to the Butler assassination attempt. Okay. And this is, this is very interesting. There was a mystery online figure who contacted Trump shooter, right before the shooting, he's finally been unmasked. And his messages raised chilling questions. And they even brought, like dude, this is, this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know.

• 14:39Andy Frisella?

  It's not weird. I guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things. Am I right or wrong?

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Not yet.

• 14:47Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  It's, it's, listen, it's fucking weird, though.

• 14:49Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  It's weird. Um, so there's been this shadow we figure online known as Willie Tepes, or Teps. Um, he made contact with wannabe Trump assassin, Thomas Crooks. He's a 55-year-old Norwegian neo-Nazi. Uh, his name's Born Leaf Hemmerud, okay? Um, and he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail. Um, and in a heated message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crooks' evil attempt. Hemmerud, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidenberg, an Oslo suburb, reached out to Crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania,

• 15:32Speaker 01

  after Crooks tagged Teps in a YouTube comment section of a California gun control-related video. Quote, "If a gun and a badge is all that is needed," Hemmerud told Crooks, quote, "then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun. We have more guns than they do. There is no way we can avoid a war at this point, so you better just get used to the idea." Crooks' YouTube went dark shortly thereafter, and he was deemed to have no other social media presence. However, Hemmerud continued to freely post inflammatory, violent, often anti-Semitic messages on the Telegram app,

• 16:10Speaker 01

  as recent, uh, recently as last week, where he's contributed between 4,000 and 5,000 posts since 2021. He called for drone swarms and assassins and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality, and Jews, end quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld, this guy, uh, even singled out Trump in one post, saying, "Thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you." Uh, Hemmerud is a proud member of the neo-Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement, and is reportedly missing two fingers on his right hand, possibly due to his interest in weaponry. Alright, now, all of this is going on, um, this group called Citizens Commission,

• 16:54Speaker 01

  they use an online tracking tool, um, to kind of sift through all of the, the posts and stuff that he was seeing, in 83 different channels on the app, um, with the first one dating back to, to May 16th, 2021. And this is what they have to say, quote, "What I don't understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into Crooks was thorough," said a spokesman for the group. "How was this Teps character missed?" Or if they knew about him, why did they omit it in speaking about the investigation? From everything we can tell, it appears Crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist in the YouTube comment section. Now, do you remember the gentleman that was killed?

• 17:38Andy Frisella?

  There is a difference between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination. Those are two different things, okay?

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, and the other piece of this too that I look at, it's like, you know, there's been some very consistent things, right? Like with all of these shooters with the weird manifestos, they all typically are left-leaning, right? This guy Crooks was the same. There's always some type of rub. There's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some mysterious online person, right? That's kind of like, you know, pushing them almost, if you will, right? Kind of like feet, like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information. But there's somebody kind of like, just giving a little nudge, right? That's kind of what I picked up from this. Now, Campatore,

• 18:29Speaker 01

  the firefighter that was killed in that assassination attempt, right? His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either. She says, quote, "If you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband, you're batshit crazy," she told the Daily Mail Monday. Campatore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt. She continues saying, "I will find out what happened to him and I will continue focusing on this until the day I die."

• 19:12Andy Frisella?

  Good for her. I agree with her. I don't know the specifics. I don't agree with the specifics because I don't know them. But I agree that it wasn't just some dork with a rifle and he was somehow...

• 19:29Andy Frisella?

  You know, MK Ultra'd or convinced or, you know, manipulated or brainwashed or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Right, right. Well, I mean, and then even just the backend logistics, you know what I'm saying? Like the, the serious failures. Like, how did he get up on the roof? How was he on the roof?

• 19:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but listen, man, there's more than one person involved in this, no matter which way you slice it.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:50Andy Frisella?

  And there was more than one person involved on the scene, no matter which way you slice it.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 19:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 20:00Andy Frisella?

  They get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them, by the way. They say, oh, if you do this, you'll be a hero and we'll protect you. And, you know, there's other things in it. You're doing it to save humanity. You won't be attacked, right? And then, you know, they get their brains blown out.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 20:19Andy Frisella?

  And that serves two purposes. One, it shows that they got him, so there's no quote unquote investigation.

• 20:27Andy Frisella?

  And two, it makes that, you know, it ties up any loose ends.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:31Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. But I mean, and to, to the group that, that pointed this out too, it's like, it does raise some questions, right? Like, if there was legitimate contact, why, why wasn't that mentioned anywhere?

• 20:41Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, Tepes is not wrong. I mean, what he says is the gun and the badge is all you needed. Then authority comes from the barrel of a gun. I mean,

• 20:51Andy Frisella?

  if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things, then

• 20:57Andy Frisella?

  that's not freedom.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:00Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:00Andy Frisella?

  All authority is derived from some sort of threat of violence. We're just used to living under it.

• 21:08Andy Frisella?

  So.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Now, there's been other things, too, happened in the news that has not been covered, bro. Did you see that, uh, Vice President JD Vance, his motorcade was shot at?

• 21:18Andy Frisella?

  You know, someone told me that, but I never saw that.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, that's.

• 21:22Andy Frisella?

  I didn't see anything on, on the internet about it either.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  And that's weird.

• 21:25Andy Frisella?

  Well, dude, but do we know that's actually real?

• 21:28Speaker 01

  No, no, for sure. The dude that shot him, he also shot a civilian. He's in a coma now because Secret Service returned fire. It has not been covered by any major news, like, article source like that at all. But it's a legit situation that happened.

• 21:43Andy Frisella?

  How do you know?

• 21:44Speaker 01

  I mean, we got people.

• 21:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  It, it's a real thing, right?

• 21:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then, like, I mean, even trying to pull today, right? But JD Vance, motorcade shot.

• 21:56Andy Frisella?

  Is there any articles about this at all?

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Very few. Washington Post did cover it. Here's, here, here you go.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  That's a donate.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, here you go. Yeah, he's from Texas. Yeah, Texas man charged in DC shooting.

• 22:15Speaker 05

  This is the road to the NBA final.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Texas man charged in DC shooting was walking along the path of Vance's motorcade agent says. Yeah, the man accused of firing a gun at law enforcement officers near the Washington Monument this week was walking along the path of Vice President JD Vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the White House after the confrontation. According to the court filing Wednesday, Michael Marks, 45, of Midland, Texas, was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation and was shot in the back. Uh, and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital when he said, fuck the White House and kill me, kill me, kill me. End quote.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, but nobody's been fucking covering. I mean, there's video of it and everything, dude. There's video and everything. Um, and he has, uh.

• 23:02Andy Frisella?

  You know, they might not be covering it because they don't want to encourage more of that.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Or it was actually real. That's what at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying.

• 23:11Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean real?

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Like it was a real situation that happened, so then no coverage, but when fake scenarios, controlled scenarios happen, they cover those.

• 23:19Andy Frisella?

  Oh, you're saying like this is a real vigilante.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  This was a real.

• 23:22Andy Frisella?

  Like we talked about last week, which I predicted is going to start happening.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 23:27Andy Frisella?

  All you have to do is look back in history. That, we are at a point in time, no different than what happened in, uh, 1930s Germany. Where people are suffering so much and there's been so little accountability and moral degradation has been so.

• 23:49Andy Frisella?

  Overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose. And when that starts happening, vigilante starts to happen. And then you get one, then you get two, then you get four, then you get eight, then you have a fucking problem.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:02Andy Frisella?

  Right? So it makes sense to me why they wouldn't put this out there if it was a real situation. Is that him?

• 24:08Speaker 01

  No, no, that's the firefighter.

• 24:10Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's his wife Helen.

• 24:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's such bullshit.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Dude, it's insane dude. And like I, like the part two that I don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios. And they get mad when people question the official narratives, but it's like, you're not releasing anything on it. You know what I'm saying? The Butler shit, the fucking Mar-a-Lago shooting, like.

• 24:33Andy Frisella?

  The lack of information about the Butler shooting is, it should raise red flags for every single person. I mean, real talk.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:42Andy Frisella?

  Like even, you know, like I know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it, the truth world. You know, most people understand that there was something bigger going on there. But in the normie world, they still take it for face value.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Right.

• 24:58Andy Frisella?

  Right? And clearly it wasn't exactly what they've presented it to be, no different than the Charlie Kirk situation, no different than JFK, no different than any of these things. And um, I'll tell you what, man, I'm just tired of being lied to. I mean, if you think about the situation that we're in and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep. When you do all the math.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:26Andy Frisella?

  And then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much they gaslight us into believing that we're free. While they go ahead and make anti-speech laws, so you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things, right? Like.

• 25:42Andy Frisella?

  It just gets me madder and madder and madder when you really like think about what is actually happening here. I mean, when you walk down to the gas station, you see dudes in their construction vests coming off of work, you know, they're covered in dirt because they worked their asses off all day. And they're counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich. That's not right, man. And, and it disgusts me as an American that these people who are, you know, worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard. Forget at

• 26:23Andy Frisella?

  all. Okay, like, it shouldn't be at all. This is supposed to be land of the free. That's what this country was founded upon. It's supposed to be very little government interfering, very little in everyday life. And it has become the opposite of that. And we are the worker bees of the world. We are the only people in the world who are told they're free, who get told that we live in the best country in the world, get told all of these things, and then get told to go work hard and this and that. And they're all virtues, which I believe those are strong virtues. They're biblical virtues. But then to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by

• 27:07Andy Frisella?

  what is really just a modern day royal system, just like has been happening, you know, for thousands of years. And this is why empires fall. And this is why there's revolutions. Because eventually, the people get tired of it. They do the math, and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them. And the fear is what keeps us from realizing that, right? Like, like, everybody, like, the tax thing, for example, if everybody just stopped paying taxes.

• 27:41Andy Frisella?

  A lot of this would solve itself, but the truth of the matter is, everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes. But the truth is, they don't have the manpower to do fucking anything about it.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:51Andy Frisella?

  They can't do anything about it. It takes them three or four years to figure out if you, the citizen, doesn't pay your tax. So what if, you know, 200 million people decided, "I'm not doing it."

• 28:03Speaker 01

  Oh, what are they gonna do?

• 28:04Andy Frisella?

  They can't, nothing, they can't do anything.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:06Andy Frisella?

  So they don't have the power to do it. Their power is largely based on intimidation and fear.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:12Andy Frisella?

  Alright, and, um, in order for us to get our country back, we're gonna have to come to the realization that that is what their power is based upon. It's based upon fear, it's based upon intimidation. And we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we live in. That is just a matter of fact. Now, when we say this is the greatest country in the world, I think we have the greatest people in the world. I think we have the greatest intentions of the world. I think the American spirit is the best in the world. But, take all of that away and say, "We live in the greatest country in the world", by what metric are we defining that?

• 28:54Andy Frisella?

  Because by all measurable metrics, that is not currently true.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  It hasn't been for a minute.

• 29:00Andy Frisella?

  That's right, for a long time. And the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a place of poverty, they can't even afford to go anywhere else.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:08Andy Frisella?

  You know, you go to Japan, dude, like, you go to Japan, they've protected their culture, okay? Japanese culture has been Japanese culture for thousands of years. They don't allow it to be diluted. It's a high-trust society. You can leave your bike out, you can leave your, uh, keys to your car on your car. You can walk around and do whatever you want, and nobody does anything. People understand standards. People understand that we are the collective of Japanese people, and this is how we operate. And America culture has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have, yes, we have people that operate as if we're supposed to as Americans,

• 29:51Andy Frisella?

  but then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit, that these people who are doing the right thing have to fund. Okay, and it's a mess, man, and, um, unfortunately, you know...

• 30:06Andy Frisella?

  Or fortunately, however you want to look at it, we're living in a situation where there is going to be a turn. And what the turn is, is what we decide it to be. And that's the thing that the people have to understand. This is going to go one of two ways. This is going to go the way of we get our country back. We remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous oppression financially that we have in the country and restore American standards and American culture. Or we're going to become the shithole of the world. Those are the two things that are going to happen here. And it's up to the American people to decide. They are going to have to wake up. They're going to have to become aware.

• 30:46Andy Frisella?

  They're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like, you know, identity politics, you know, black, white, gay, straight, all these things that really and out here in the real world, aren't even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis. But what we do have in our face on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people. The lack of opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them. And, uh, you know, it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life or very rarely have to deal with in real life. But they won't address the things that affect them on a daily basis. They'll just let those things slide.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, save the sea turtles.

• 31:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't make sense. And I think that comes from a position of, you know, people feel powerless. But dude, that's not the case. That's a big lie. Okay, they intentionally make us feel powerless so that we won't question, won't ask, won't challenge the status quo of them, the elite, the very rich, milking the regular American people into a place of financial hardship so much so to the point where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried about figuring out how to survive.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:08Andy Frisella?

  And, uh,

• 32:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. Well, it's what you say too, dude. It's like, it's much easier to fight a faceless enemy, a faceless, nameless enemy than it is to confront a real, a real threat, a real enemy. It's much more easy to do that, bro. So yeah, let's fight the system.

• 32:20Andy Frisella?

  It's just low IQ shit. And like people, you know, like this, this.

• 32:26Andy Frisella?

  Like, look at the internet, dude, and look at all these people like, like, look at the current argument, okay? That guy's a fed. No, that guy's a fed. No, that guy's a fed. Let me tell you something. We're all fucking feds because we're all employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep. That makes us employees of them. So if you want to be real about it, y'all are fucking feds. Every single fucking one of you, you just don't fucking get it. Okay, so like, why don't we stop arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those motherfuckers ain't? The day that happens is when things start

• 33:05Andy Frisella?

  to get better. But people would rather get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote unquote talking heads have had the funds that used to go to the media now funnel to them and this is their only way they've ever made any sort of financial gain in their life. They weren't successful before this. They didn't have money before this. They weren't famous before this, but now they are. So they find every single thing to fight about they possibly can. And that division and that uh constant antagonization amongst the people of each other is what's costing, it's costing us our country. It's costing us everything. Okay, so like before you go out there and saying that guy's a fed and that guy's a fed, well, you're a fed too, motherfucker. You just

• 33:49Andy Frisella?

  don't know it. You haven't put it together yet. You pay more in tax to them than you get to keep. Oh, I only pay 30%. No, the fuck you don't. You're not, you're not adding in all the other tax. You're not adding in the tax you pay on food. You're not adding in the tax you pay on gas. You're not adding in the tax you pay to own property. How can you be free if you don't even own your property? How can you be free if you can buy a house and then if you don't pay your property tax, they can take it back? That's not fucking freedom. You don't own shit. It's all a lie. So.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  But here's 18 cents off.

• 34:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like dude, it's just, bro, it's, it's, you know, it's low, it's just low IQ. It's low IQ, selfish.

• 34:32Andy Frisella?

  Self-serving nonsense.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:35Andy Frisella?

  That's what it is. You know, like.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, that sounds what you guys think, man. Down in the comments. Let us know, man.

• 34:44Andy Frisella?

  Oh, he's a fed. Yeah, so are you.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 34:47Andy Frisella?

  So are you. You may not have an official title, but you're an employee of the government when you, when you, when you, uh, you get what I'm saying? Like, they own you. They own you.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Dude, that, that, that division shit, that, like, bro, it's so annoying. It's so annoying. There's bigger fish to fry, guys. Yeah, let's keep cruising, though, man. This is, uh, we got more. We got more.

• 35:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, headline two. Let's dive into it. Now, I know.

• 35:14Andy Frisella?

  Oh, that guy's bought and paid for. Yeah, so are you.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 35:18Andy Frisella?

  So are you. You know, fuck, you're not, you're not getting it, dude.

• 35:23Andy Frisella?

  They own you. They own you. They fucking own you. You just haven't realized it.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  Um, gotta do an update, uh, since last time we talked, dude. I'm not liking what I'm seeing with COVID 2.0.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  I'm not. And there's some, like, bro, this might be some tinfoil hat time. Okay, because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this. Let's dive into it, though. Uh, so they started debarking, uh, disembarking the, uh, the cruise ship. Right? Um, they landed in Spain. They started, uh, you know, passing them out, which is interesting, like, full stop right there, bro. If there's some shit that's already contained, how about we just keep that shit there for a minute? You know what I'm saying?

• 36:10Andy Frisella?

  I mean.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  That's logical, isn't it? No, let's spread them out throughout the world, right?

• 36:14Andy Frisella?

  What, what has anything that they've done over the last six years been based in any sort of logic?

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Any logic, yeah, bro. Now, listen, I get it, dude. Um, but yeah, so they, they started letting these motherfuckers off, off the ship. Um, they started disembarking on Sunday. And, um, shit, I don't have a fucking, ugh, shit.

• 36:35Andy Frisella?

  CNN had a case tracker on the other day.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  Oh, really? Bro, that's what I'm, dude, that's what I'm saying, dude.

• 36:41Andy Frisella?

  I know.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  Like, bro. Dude, fuck. Oh, yeah, so start, let's start letting these motherfuckers off, off the fucking ship, right? And, um, to your surprise, anybody's surprised, there's US, there's French, she vacuaries. They've already tested positive. Okay, um, and, uh, they're already here, they're already here, there's a video here, um, two of those patients, they're now in Atlanta, um, at Emory Hospital. Now, once you guys watch this clip, if you guys are listening to audio, pause it, come over to fucking YouTube, come check this clip out.

• 37:15Andy Frisella?

  That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 37:21Andy Frisella?

  Exactly.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Dude, yeah, let's watch this, guys. Now, I don't know, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay, this was taken today. When this show's being recorded, okay? These patients coming in, everybody's in hazmat suits, except for that one guy, that's kinda weird. But yeah, I mean, getting a full hazmat suit.

• 37:41Andy Frisella?

  Where you got his mask on?

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Got the mask.

• 37:45Andy Frisella?

  He's got that N95 on, he's good.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Social distancing, right?

• 37:51Speaker 01

  Okay, now.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  I tried to scrub the internet today, Andy. Cause we were just talking about it, you were, all those videos and shit from 2020, dude, like, you can't, it, you, it's hard to find any of them.

• 38:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  I had to use the Wave Way Back Machine.

• 38:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  To fucking pull this clip that I'm about to show you here. This was, just, just to remind people, this is what it looked like in 2020, not very long ago. Shit like this. Okay, this was out of China.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  People passing out, they got the bubble suits on, the fucking roadblocks they would do.

• 38:26Andy Frisella?

  People laying in the street.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  It was everybody. It was everywhere, dude.

• 38:45Andy Frisella?

  They're showing people like laying dead in the street. How many times during COVID did you come across someone just laying dead in the street from COVID?

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Often, not from COVID, from like, you know, some, you know. So there's a difference, not same thing. Eerily similar.

• 39:00Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Eerily similar.

• 39:01Andy Frisella?

  What did I tell you guys was likely going to happen too? Well, let me remind you. What I said was, is that eventually, because of the way that COVID went down, the nefarious play would be to release something that actually does kill people, so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick. And then they could blame the people who were criticizing it and who-

• 39:27Speaker 01

  Deniers.

• 39:28Andy Frisella?

  The COVID deniers. They could, they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote unquote misinformation. That's what they tried to do during COVID too. So.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Now, an interesting update, right? You remember this dude, we covered him? You remember that? We played this video, he was crying, right? This guy, yeah?

• 39:51Speaker 01

  I want to show you, so this, this, he was allegedly one of the guys on the cruise ship.

• 39:54Andy Frisella?

  He's probably some fucking actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit.

• 40:01Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what's gonna happen. We're gonna find out. This dude is like, there's something.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  It's 10 times worse.

• 40:08Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, it's 10 times fucking worse, dude. Okay, so this video, right? We played on the show last week, okay? But being the internet, nothing gets deleted. This video, this next clip is from 2021.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  Same guy. Let's check this out. Damn near the same shirt. He must like green. Check this clip out.

• 40:28Speaker 06

  Let's get vaccinated. Gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted. And gorgeous boosted girls get boosted again if you're eligible.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah. All right, so this is Jake Rosemary. Okay, Jake Rozmaren, alright, from Boston, right? Um, did a little digging, this is on his LinkedIn page.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs. Okay. Where he performs standard research, collection, and analysis using a variety of online databases, assisted in videography, recording and editing of interviews with political analysts, and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts. Um, he's a student photographer. Um, and he likes the theaters.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  Now, the rabbit hole gets a little crazier, right? Cause this is, I, I, I'm pulling this stuff off online, I'm trying to verify it myself, right? Did you know that the Hebrew slang for hanta? Means, uh, nonsense, a lie, a scam, a hoax, or something totally fake?

• 41:40Andy Frisella?

  Uh, I did not.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  Isn't that fucking weird? Now, they've already put, they've already started putting fucking, you know, the Snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there, and yes, it does mean that, however, this should not be confused with the hanta virus, which comes from the Hanton Valley in Korea, is, is so they're saying. Now. I know you're big on accountability, seeking it, wanting it, right? And it's so interesting because again, we talked last show about this, right? Somebody's listening, Andy. Somebody's listening. Headline reads, Senator Rand Paul, a whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming, as the American people want Fauci behind bars.

• 42:19Andy Frisella?

  No, we don't want him behind bars. We want him in a wood chipper.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  That's right, that's right. Yeah, Rand Paul dog, he's on it.

• 42:27Andy Frisella?

  I don't even think a wood chipper is good enough for Fauci.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Not the spice.

• 42:29Andy Frisella?

  I think we're talking full Braveheart.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  I say do what he did to the Beagles.

• 42:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, put his head in a little thing and let the fucking flesh-eating ants eat him.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Give him, give him real COVID.

• 42:40Andy Frisella?

  And put a, put, put a, uh, put it like one of those, uh, cameras on him, just to watch for, you know, it can just take a few weeks or whatever. Keep him alive, you know, put an IV on him, you know what I'm saying? Feed him through a tube.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Give him some adrenaline every now and then.

• 42:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like, uh, like, uh, that movie with Gerard Butler, where he, uh, catches that, that cat that... That killed his family.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Kind of yard and shit, yeah.

• 43:04Andy Frisella?

  A law abiding citizen.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 43:05Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 43:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:06Andy Frisella?

  And he puts a, he puts IV and gives him adrenaline and makes sure that he stays alive as long as possible.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 43:12Andy Frisella?

  That's, that's what that man deserves.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it may be coming sooner than you, sooner than we think. All right, now Rand Paul, I, I, I like Rand Paul, he's cool, right? He's, you know, typically true to his word. I haven't seen a whole lot. I'm sure there's stuff out there I have not seen yet, but what I've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude. Um, and he's intensifying efforts to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci, uh, Fauci accountable for alleged lies to Congress regarding gain of function research. Now, of course, this is just the surface. Um, now, the deadline for the statute of limitations on Fauci's criminal referral is today. Um, although the Trump Justice Department led by former Attorney General Pam Bondi or Acting Attorney General Todd Blanch has not issued any public comments regarding potential charges.

• 43:58Speaker 01

  Uh, Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure on the COVID cover up. He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday, this Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. Uh, he posted this out, um, and this comes shortly after, or shortly before, I should say, um, David Morins. Um, Dr. Fauci's top advisor, he was indicted. But Fauci still walks free. Um, and yeah, uh, an important indictment was announced against David Morins, a former top Fauci official for allegedly hiding COVID related records using a private email account. So he's been indicted, he's good, but Fauci's still out there. Um, now Rand Paul has submitted a few, uh, tweets on this.

• 44:37Andy Frisella?

  There's no, there's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity.

• 44:40Speaker 01

  There's not, there's not. Uh, but Rand Paul tweeted this out, he says, next week I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover up. Mark your calendars, Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. The truth is coming. Um, in a subsequent tweet, uh, tweet, posted this out.

• 44:59Andy Frisella?

  This was in response to James Wood saying this is a do nothing Congress. They won't do anything except they're, except line their own pockets. It's exhausting and beyond disappointing, but you know that Fauci will walk free smug little prick that he is. To which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer. I did the work, investigated and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ. Whether he is indicted or not now is not up to Congress. It is up to the DOJ and no one else. No, it's not. It's up to you, motherfucker. You were elected. You took an oath. You are there to represent the people.

• 45:37Andy Frisella?

  All of these people should be putting abnormal amounts of pressure on the DOJ to get this done. This idea of kicking the can over, oh, it's them, or oh, it's them, or oh, it's them. That's just another way of letting nothing happen. Okay, here's the bottom line. All of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people and you don't do it because you make more money in Congress than you could in real life. That's it. You don't want to sacrifice your position. You don't actually represent the American people. And if you did, these people would have been held accountable a long time ago, but they're not because you're all fucking pussies

• 46:15Andy Frisella?

  and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice your own well-being for what is right, which is what you swore to do. So don't give me this shit, Rand Paul, about, oh, it's not in my hands. You're a part of the fucking problem, just like everybody fucking else. Okay? Now, I can appreciate what you say. I can appreciate that you get up and say things that we all know to be true. But unless there's actually accountability, you're no different than anybody else. And that's the bottom line. And that goes for every single one of you elected pussies up there in fucking Washington DC.

• 46:54Andy Frisella?

  Do you know what else this gave me vibes of too, bro? It's the, it's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on. Oh, it's their fault. Not only that, but it's like something, something's going on, major event, whatever the case is, right?

• 47:08Speaker 01

  And people start calling bullshit too much. Boom, let's move to the next thing.

• 47:12Andy Frisella?

  Well, no shit.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Same playbook.

• 47:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, over and over and over. Oh, we hate what's going on with Israel. Oh, by the way, Hantavirus.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  That's right. Well, I mean, like in the timeline, right? Well, before that.

• 47:25Andy Frisella?

  And then when we figure out that the Hantavirus is bullshit, there'll be another war. And this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our own government, who was elected to represent the people, continuously participate in. That is what the point is. They, they do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their own wellbeing and their own income, which by the way, comes at the fleecing of the American people.

• 48:03Andy Frisella?

  Why are we not, why do we not deport all of these Somali migrants? Why are they not out of here? Why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here? Why are they not gone? There's only one reason. There's only one. We could say, oh, it's because of this or because of that, or because of this, or because of that. No, there's one fucking reason. The reason is, they don't want to. That's it.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Do you think that that was like ever a serious plan?

• 48:35Andy Frisella?

  I don't know if it's a serious plan, like, like they all get.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Like it started off as a serious, like we really want these people out.

• 48:41Andy Frisella?

  No, I'm not. Look.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  What do you think?

• 48:44Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. I'm not in the room. But at the end of the day, the bottom line is, is if they wanted them gone, they would be gone. And that is it. That is the, that's the end of, that's the bottom line.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:57Andy Frisella?

  If they wanted them gone, they'd be gone. And they're not gone, which means they don't want them gone. Okay? Now, do I believe it was a coordinated plan? I absolutely 100% believe that it was a coordinated plan by Democrats, by Democrats, to flood the country with potential voters because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters by overpromising and never delivering, not underdeliving, never delivering.

• 49:33Andy Frisella?

  Which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base. So when you disenfranchised your traditional voter base, common sense would say, we need to fix that. So let's go out and let's do what's right and let's fix this with these people. But that's not how these people think because they have no intention of fixing anything. Because the way they make money is by embezzling and stealing and misappropriating the funds that they promised our minorities for their own benefit. So instead of actually fixing what's going on, they say, okay, well, fuck them. They can vote however they want. We'll bring in a whole bunch of new people.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  We'll just replace them.

• 50:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's it. And I think there's a lot more to that than just the Democrats wanting their votes. I think there's that. I also think there is the destabilization of American culture, which is, I don't think all of the Democrats, like, I don't think they're smart enough to understand. I think that comes from higher up the chain. People that are in the World Economic Forum, people that are very anti-white and they want to remove the, the quote unquote, threat of white Americans or white people in general.

• 50:53Andy Frisella?

  You know, I think there's a lot of different reasons, but...

• 50:59Andy Frisella?

  And they all come from different levels.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:01Andy Frisella?

  Okay, I don't, I don't think all these Democrats understand, like, I think they probably all understand the voting part, right?

• 51:11Andy Frisella?

  We need more voters so we can stay in power and get the money. I think these people are pretty fucking stupid. I don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, the 10,000-foot view.

• 51:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:23Andy Frisella?

  But like...

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, the right ain't safe in that either, though, right?

• 51:26Andy Frisella?

  No, no, that's what I'm saying.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  When them people came in, dude, they were busting them further into the country.

• 51:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, guys like getting down in Texas, like, bro, that's...

• 51:33Andy Frisella?

  Abbott.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  Why the fuck would we do that?

• 51:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, no, like, okay, if you're gonna spend taxpayer money on a bus or a fucking flight, send them back home.

• 51:42Andy Frisella?

  Ah, listen, I think they all suck. But I do think that the Democrats are responsible for that part of it.

• 51:50Speaker 01

  For sure, for sure.

• 51:51Andy Frisella?

  I think, I think the Republicans...

• 51:55Andy Frisella?

  I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats. With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan? I don't think they get in a room together and say, oh, man, you know, um, here's the plan as, as a collective. But I think there is things that are understood that don't need to be explained. And I think that's more of what is going on at this point in time.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. But again, yeah, they could all meet down at the, you know, their little secret handshake dungeon.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 52:44Andy Frisella?

  Where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do. And, uh, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page. But I think there's, I think these people are very stupid. I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions is always, and I, I believe this with 99% of these people, is always to serve their own interests. That's it. I, I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans that represent people. And those are the ones that get attacked the most, like Thomas Massey. Okay?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  Timber shit.

• 53:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. These are the guys that get blasted.

• 53:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:23Andy Frisella?

  So to answer your question, I don't know.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do you, do you think, do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country was a real plan? Like, do you think that was like?

• 53:36Andy Frisella?

  I think they knew, I, I think they look at.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Or do you think that was just a ploy used?

• 53:40Andy Frisella?

  I think these people look at the polls. They understand the pain points that the people want. They play to those pay points and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're gonna do.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:51Andy Frisella?

  I, I, that's what I think.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:53Andy Frisella?

  They've been doing it to the black community for fucking 60 years. Okay? They go in every two years and they say, hey, black people, we're gonna fix all the shit that the white guys did to you.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

• 54:04Andy Frisella?

  Right. Yeah. They get them all excited. And then what they do, what they do is then they, they blame whitey. All right. And they drive that narrative of racism and they promise all this shit. And then when they can't deliver it because they've stolen the money or they've misappropriated the funds or they've allowed fraud to funnel it back to them, then they come in again and say, man, we tried, but why'd he fucked it up?

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:31Andy Frisella?

  And that serves a lot of different purposes. It removes accountability from them. It gets the focus back on people who aren't really the enemy and it creates enough division to where nobody can really see what is actually going on.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. Guys, jump on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Oh, Biden. It's your boy, eh?

• 54:55Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  Let's keep cruising, man. We got headline three. This is probably one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game. Shane Gillis is in the news.

• 55:06Andy Frisella?

  Hmm.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:08Andy Frisella?

  What'd he do?

• 55:09Speaker 01

  I mean, I thought he did great. I thought he did great. So headline three reads, Shane Gillis infuriates Chelsea handler with shocking jokes about her support for Israel and ties to Jeffrey Epstein at brutal Kevin Hart roast. The roast things are funny to me. I don't think I would ever want to like submit to that type of torture. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like, don't roast me. I don't do well in those environments. I wouldn't want to fight.

• 55:35Andy Frisella?

  I think it just depends on the nature of, you know, of it.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Would you do a roast?

• 55:40Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I'd be pretty easy to roast. I'm aware of that.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Would you?

• 55:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I mean, Zee Sean does a pretty good impression of Andy.

• 55:48Speaker 01

  He does.

• 55:49Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Dude, we should do a company.

• 55:51Andy Frisella?

  Remember that video you guys made a couple of years ago? That shit was funny as fuck, dude. That shit was so funny, dude.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  Who would be your panel? Like, who would you want to roast you?

• 55:59Andy Frisella?

  I mean, it has to be people that know you.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:03Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 56:04Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 56:05Andy Frisella?

  So, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not big enough to have a roast yet.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  No, we can have a.

• 56:08Andy Frisella?

  No, you guys can roast me.

• 56:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, we have an internal roast.

• 56:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  That'd be great.

• 56:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Okay. True.

• 56:14Andy Frisella?

  We do that every day, though. It just depends on who's the subject of the roasting.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 56:18Andy Frisella?

  I mean, are you really friends with someone if you don't roast the fuck out of them?

• 56:21Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't feel like we can be friends if I can't roast you.

• 56:23Andy Frisella?

  Not only that, like if I don't like you, I don't care enough to roast you. I just say you're a fucking piece of shit. Fuck you.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  If I don't make you feel terrible, then I, we're probably not friends.

• 56:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Like I don't even want to waste my wit on you.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right, dude. Hell, yeah. Yeah.

• 56:39Andy Frisella?

  I do like, I do like that culture's getting back to that.

• 56:41Speaker 01

  It is. Well, I mean, that's, that's kind of where I want to talk about today on this, bro, because it's like, you know, comedy is one of those things, dude. It's like, people get real butthurt so easy on it, dude. But it's just like, are there any lines in comedy? I don't think there can be if we're gonna call it comedy. You know what I'm saying?

• 56:59Andy Frisella?

  I don't think there should be.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  No. Um, but yeah, and so Shane Gillis is making some news. Um, Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler traded barbs during Netflix's The Roast of Kevin Hart.

• 57:09Andy Frisella?

  That's the first mistake.

• 57:10Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 57:11Andy Frisella?

  Shane Gillis is funny.

• 57:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wouldn't.

• 57:14Andy Frisella?

  Chelsea Handler has never been funny.

• 57:18Andy Frisella?

  She's never been funny. There's never been anything funny about her. She openly talks about how she's a fucking whore and how she's a total degenerate.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:26Andy Frisella?

  And the shit's not fu- like, I've never thought for, you know who else is not funny is that, that fat girl. Um, the one with the little fucking mouth and shit. I can't think of her name.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Well, that sounds like an oxymoron. Uh.

• 57:38Andy Frisella?

  She look like this.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  Ooh. Fat girl with little mouths. I'm not searching it on my, my computer. Zee shot searched that.

• 57:45Andy Frisella?

  She, she, she's, she's super anno- um.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Melissa McCarthy?

• 57:50Andy Frisella?

  No, she's white.

• 57:51Speaker 01

  White? Okay.

• 57:52Andy Frisella?

  She's annoying. I don't understand why she's famous. Amy Schumer.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Amy Schumer.

• 57:56Andy Frisella?

  That person is not funny at all. What, what, show me a clip in the history

• 58:01Speaker 01

  Of Amy Schumer.

• 58:02Andy Frisella?

  Of Amy Schumer that is, that you laughed at. Like, there's not a single one, bro.

• 58:07Speaker 01

  This one right here that's gonna go out?

• 58:08Andy Frisella?

  There's not a single one. So like, where, where did this woman come from?

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:12Andy Frisella?

  Like, she, like.

• 58:13Speaker 01

  Who invited her?

• 58:14Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  It's like, fuck.

• 58:15Andy Frisella?

  Like, like, for real. I mean.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, well Shay Shane Gillis is definitely a dude I would want to fucking go back and forth with.

• 58:22Andy Frisella?

  I love Shane Gillis.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  I think he's fucking hilarious.

• 58:24Andy Frisella?

  He's the best in the game right now.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  I I I agree with that.

• 58:27Andy Frisella?

  I actually think he's one of the best of all time.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  He's getting there.

• 58:29Andy Frisella?

  Already.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  He's getting there.

• 58:30Andy Frisella?

  No, dude.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  He's getting there, dude.

• 58:31Andy Frisella?

  He's funny, dude. Listen, in comedy, there to be the some of the best of all time, you have to dominate an era.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:38Andy Frisella?

  Okay? Eddie Murphy dominated an era in the eighties. George Carlin dominated an era.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Don Rickles. That was what, the fifties?

• 58:48Andy Frisella?

  Martin or uh, what Martin?

• 58:53Andy Frisella?

  Martin Lawrence.

• 58:54Speaker 01

  Martin Lawrence.

• 58:55Andy Frisella?

  Dominated an era, believe it or not. His standup used to be fucking hilarious.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. Dave Chappelle.

• 59:01Andy Frisella?

  Dave Chappelle dominated era. Shane, this is Shane Gillis era.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:05Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so he he I in my opinion, he's one of the greatest ever.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:08Andy Frisella?

  Already.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, I mean, listen, there's a lot of there's a lot to be said for that.

• 59:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  There's a lot to be said for that. Uh, but yeah, so Kevin Hart had a roast on uh, yesterday and um, Shane Gillis was invited and he just, you know, they all take turns roasting whoever the panel is, right? Shane Gillis went in, bro. Let's check this clip. Chelsea is a Zionist.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  I'm not saying that's good or bad.

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Speaking of dead kids, she's a big fan of abortions.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  Chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at Benihana.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth, Chelsea Handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in two thousand ten.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  It's just a fun one. Although you can look it up, there's articles. It wasn't like a big party. There was like seven people there and uh, it was like Prince Andrew and uh, Woody Allen were there. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Chelsea Handler.

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  And Shane, just so you know, Judaism and Zionism are two different things. Kind of like how Chinatown and Koreatown are two different things, but your favorite slur works in both places.

• 1:00:25Speaker 06

  Shane has been accused of being anti-Asian, which. Which is ironic considering he has the complexion and physique of a steamed dumpling.

• 1:00:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, see, you're all gunned lady.

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, they not hitting, dog.

• 1:00:41Andy Frisella?

  Funny. And by the way, I don't think that was a joke. I don't think he was joking at all.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:00:47Andy Frisella?

  I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is.

• 1:00:53Andy Frisella?

  You know.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Dude, Shane's with it, dog.

• 1:00:54Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  He's fucking with it, dude.

• 1:00:56Andy Frisella?

  A hundred percent he is. And not only that, dude, you know how, you know what the most effective way to get the truth out is? Pretend like it's a joke.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right. It makes it way more powerful.

• 1:01:07Andy Frisella?

  Because then you can, there's plausible deniability.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:01:09Andy Frisella?

  Ah, it's just playing.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  It's a joke, you know?

• 1:01:12Andy Frisella?

  No, bitch. You were there. You probably ate some fucking things that you ain't supposed to eat.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:01:19Andy Frisella?

  And we're not talking about pussy.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  Bro, Jesus Zionist. Speaking of dead kids, bro, that's crazy work, dog.

• 1:01:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  That's crazy work, bro.

• 1:01:30Andy Frisella?

  I didn't like that, but like, it's, but I also think that that's him pointing out what's happening.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Uncomfortable truths.

• 1:01:37Andy Frisella?

  It's like, uh, what's that, what's that, uh, Grievous, Gravis, Grievous, did a few years ago where he went out and hosted the, uh, Ricky Gravis.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, bro, yeah. Jervis, I thought his name was Jervis or something.

• 1:01:49Andy Frisella?

  I don't fucking know. Get a new name.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. Jervis, yeah, Ricky Jervis, yeah, bro. He fucking destroyed that.

• 1:01:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and that was all true. And then he got blackballed. And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed if it was actually not true.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  That's right. It was just a joke. He's a comedian, guys. Relax.

• 1:02:04Andy Frisella?

  You know, oh, all of a sudden, he's blackballed. All of a sudden, Russell Brand is blackballed. You know, it's not because they're fucking lying.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  Can they blackball Shane Gillis, though?

• 1:02:12Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  I don't think it's possible.

• 1:02:14Andy Frisella?

  No, because Shane Gillis owns the culture, bro. The culture's with him. I mean, look, bro, if they tried to, you still gonna go to his shit?

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  Fuck you, bro.

• 1:02:21Andy Frisella?

  Not only that, I'm gonna go to his shit more. I'm gonna buy fucking tickets to shows I ain't even gonna go to.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  This Andy's fellow, he's bought every ticket. Who the fuck is this? I've never, he's never here.

• 1:02:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but that's the truth. I mean, cancel him, bro. His career's gonna get bigger.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, he looks good, too, dude.

• 1:02:37Andy Frisella?

  He does, and he lost a little bit of weight. Looks like he's maybe drinking a little less, too.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, no, he's the funny fuck.

• 1:02:43Andy Frisella?

  I like Shane Gillis a lot, dude.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Well, dude, I like him a lot. And, and, you know, Chelsea tried to clap back. Here's another little snippet.

• 1:02:49Andy Frisella?

  Didn't work, bro, because she not funny.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  No, here's another attempt here.

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  Real quick before, you could tell this like she was pissed.

• 1:02:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Because like she tries to say a joke, but like-

• 1:03:01Andy Frisella?

  She's exposed.

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  Bro, she's pissed in this.

• 1:03:04Andy Frisella?

  And you can't, you can't tell funny jokes when you're actually mad.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  No, bro, it's impossible. It's fucking impossible.

• 1:03:10Andy Frisella?

  It totally throws you off the game.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Y'all got small dicks too.

• 1:03:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  Your mom!

• 1:03:15Andy Frisella?

  Yes, right.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  Alright, let's check this next clap back though. Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume that all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran?

• 1:03:27Andy Frisella?

  Or do you tough talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals? I don't know, when are you going to Iran bitch?

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Pipe in, pipe in applause and claps and cheers please.

• 1:03:38Andy Frisella?

  Uh, hey, when are you going to Iran lady? And by the way, uh, it's your people trying to get everybody to fuck and go over there.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:03:45Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  When are you going?

• 1:03:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, when are you going?

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:03:47Andy Frisella?

  Okay, all these people that support this shit, sign the fuck up. You know, we don't see none of that.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:54Andy Frisella?

  You know, if, if, uh, there's a, there's a song by System of the Down and it says, why don't presidents fight the wars? If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago, when they rode out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars. Okay, my personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the draft.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Andy Frisella?

  And if you're a politician and you advocate for war, your kids should go first.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Along with you. Along with you.

• 1:04:28Andy Frisella?

  Agree.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, fucking you go.

• 1:04:29Andy Frisella?

  But if you're 70-

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, send your kids.

• 1:04:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32Andy Frisella?

  If you're voting for war and you're in Congress or you're supporting the war, you're wearing a little fucking flag that ain't ours, then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there. That's the truth. And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that.

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, make them think twice.

• 1:04:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it would.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Andy Frisella?

  But no, they don't want that. They want to send their, their, uh, their poor rural inner city Americans to go fight their fucking bullshit wars. That's been going on for fucking ever.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Yep, here, here, here's a cool uniform. You can get you a fucking nice little-

• 1:05:05Andy Frisella?

  Oh yeah, we're gonna get, we'll give you a ribbon.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:05:08Andy Frisella?

  After you're dead.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:05:09Andy Frisella?

  And there's honor in that. Look dude, there used to be honor in fighting for America, bro, but- The last several wars going back to World War I and II have been fought as a lie. They've been fought for causes that weren't true and there's no way for those men to have known that. So while they believe that they're going to fight wars for the betterment of our people, which is very noble and very brave and I respect pretty much more than I respect anything else in the world. We have to understand that those causes were lies. They were lies. Okay? My grandfather, who was killed, who never met his family, who never met my dad,

• 1:05:52Andy Frisella?

  who never got to see my dad grow up, never got to see my brother go play pro baseball, or we built these, do any of these things that we've done. He died based upon things that weren't entirely true and that's a fucking reality.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  It's fucked up.

• 1:06:07Andy Frisella?

  Okay, yeah, that's fucked up. So while I 100% support our troops and I would, it's been one of the biggest things I've advocated for in the history of my entire life and I still do. I support, you could support troops and not support the people who are making the troops go fight.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's 100% dude, 100%.

• 1:06:25Andy Frisella?

  So why don't we, why don't we change that? That, you know what? If I was president, I would bake that, the reality. Y'all vote for war, your kids gotta go. I don't care if they're 40. I don't care if they're 45. They gotta go. Because you're voting for other people to sacrifice their children.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  You have no skin in the game.

• 1:06:42Andy Frisella?

  So you're, you have to have the skin in the game too. And by the way, they should go first.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  And by the way, no more stock trading during, you know, to fucking benefit off the war.

• 1:06:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro, everybody's seeing it now. The emperor has no clothes. Okay? Everybody sees behind the curtain. It's just a matter of time now.

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, so she also added to, during that exchange, she said, quote, "We're all just lucky none of you could afford an island." So not even fucking like me, bro. She, she was caught dead to rights, bro. She's fucked. Uh, but one thing that I want, I want to bring up because I thought this was interesting, dude. It's like, again, like comedies was just one of those things. It's like, can there be lines in comedy? I don't think so. I don't think there can be lines, right? No, it's either all or nothing.

• 1:07:24Andy Frisella?

  It's no different than free speech.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 1:07:27Andy Frisella?

  Now, the only reason that you would try to control free speech is if you're afraid of the truth.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:07:32Andy Frisella?

  That's the only reason, the only reason that free speech would be censored, or certain things would be illegal, is because they are true.

• 1:07:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Andy Frisella?

  That's why.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Not because they're lies.

• 1:07:45Andy Frisella?

  No, it's because they're true.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Andy Frisella?

  Otherwise, you would just hear those people and you would be like, "Yeah, that guy's fucking crazy."

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. Well, Kill Tony, he was there in attendance too, and he had this to say, uh, in reference to Kevin Hart. Let's check this clip.

• 1:08:01Speaker 06

  You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say, you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat.

• 1:08:12Speaker 06

  It's true, he lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because of some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  He got in a fistfight on a private plane, proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just gonna act like ninjas.

• 1:08:34Speaker 06

  Like Bill Cosby, Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia, and like Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is inside of them. You've done good though, Kevin. The black community is so proud of you. Right now, George Floyd is looking up at us all, laughing so hard that he can't breathe.

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  God bless you, Kevin. God bless this room, and God bless the United States of America.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Very, yo.

• 1:08:59Speaker 06

  Thank you so much.

• 1:09:00Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I think Hitchcliff is one of the greatest too, man. Like, he's underrated.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, very underrated.

• 1:09:04Andy Frisella?

  Very underrated. See, I don't, I don't think comedy is judged on, like, crowd work. Okay, like, a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:15Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Real comedy, like, real legendary comedy, is just them telling stories like that. That is fucking funny.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  It is. It is, bro.

• 1:09:26Andy Frisella?

  I, I love Hitchcliff, dude.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  No, dude, he's fucking hilarious, dude. He's fucking hilarious, and I think-

• 1:09:30Andy Frisella?

  My dream, my, one of my personal dreams- Like for real?

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Andy Frisella?

  Is to like sit at that table and be on a show.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Just talk shit.

• 1:09:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah, just talk shit, yeah.

• 1:09:39Speaker 01

  Well, I mean dude, with that dude, like, I mean, it's guys like, like what I really like about him is what he's kind of done for the comedy game, bro. He's given.

• 1:09:46Andy Frisella?

  He's opened it up.

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, like, there's no more barriers to entry. You don't need a big Netflix special to get exposed.

• 1:09:51Andy Frisella?

  That comes from culture waking up to.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:54Andy Frisella?

  Okay, like, everybody's waking up to this idea. They know it's bullshit. They know the fucking black white drama is ninety-nine percent bullshit. Here's the facts of the matter. The facts of the matter is this. If black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get along and get together and realize, hey, man, we're all getting fucked. Those people in Washington couldn't do a motherfucking thing.

• 1:10:20Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 1:10:21Andy Frisella?

  That our, our biggest handicap in this country right now is the division between black and white. And it's closing. It's closing.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Andy Frisella?

  Which is great.

• 1:10:28Speaker 01

  That's awesome to see, dude.

• 1:10:31Andy Frisella?

  Like, bro, when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke a back and forth, dude, that's the shit that like, that people laugh at the most on, on my stories.

• 1:10:39Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 1:10:40Andy Frisella?

  And by the way, most, it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be black.

• 1:10:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Andy Frisella?

  And then you got the white people like, oh.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  Is it okay to laugh?

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  What's even worse, dude, is like when people think that I'm joking. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the worst part about it.

• 1:10:58Speaker 01

  Like, no, guys. You know?

• 1:11:01Andy Frisella?

  Oh, bro.

• 1:11:02Speaker 01

  But no, I, I, I agree with you, dude. I think it is freedom of speech.

• 1:11:05Andy Frisella?

  I think it's weird because like, you're like the white guy on the inside. And I'm like the black guy on the inside. And I think it confuses people.

• 1:11:15Speaker 01

  I thought that the other day, dude. I was driving, I was driving the Lincoln. I'm like, I'm in the white car. You were in the black one. I'm like, dude, switch real quick, y'all. I can't drive a stick though, you know? But no, dude, I, I agree with you. It is freedom of speech. I don't think there should be lines.

• 1:11:28Andy Frisella?

  You know, I know you're gay.

• 1:11:29Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:11:29Andy Frisella?

  Cause you're thirty years old and still don't know how to drive a stick.

• 1:11:32Speaker 01

  Well, my dad never taught me.

• 1:11:34Andy Frisella?

  Well, when you find him, ask him to teach you.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Oh, man. No. Oh, fuck.

• 1:11:44Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, you guys will look good in that link and get some milk together, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:11:48Speaker 01

  Teach me how to drive stick, dude.

• 1:11:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I can.

• 1:11:50Speaker 01

  I know you can.

• 1:11:51Andy Frisella?

  It's real easy.

• 1:11:52Speaker 01

  You fucking, I know you could.

• 1:11:53Andy Frisella?

  It's real easy.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  You'd be the best teacher.

• 1:11:55Andy Frisella?

  It's the easiest thing in the world.

• 1:11:56Speaker 01

  You know, we can go, listen, we'll go to the tow yard, we'll get a beater.

• 1:11:59Andy Frisella?

  No, you could learn in anything. It's easy.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  I can, we're not gonna do that, though.

• 1:12:02Andy Frisella?

  Nah, dude, I put you in the Chevelle. It's real easy.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  But yeah, dude, so I agree with you, right? I feel like with comedy, it is freedom of speech. There should be no lines. And I think the only thing that really determines is, are the people laughing at it?

• 1:12:19Andy Frisella?

  We should just be comedians.

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  Well, I

• 1:12:21Andy Frisella?

  I think we should just

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Thought we were.

• 1:12:23Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah. You know what? We're fucking comedians now.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:12:27Andy Frisella?

  Executive order.

• 1:12:28Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right. But no, I think what determines it is like, are the people laughing? Was it funny? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's all that matters. Now Pete Davidson's getting some of this heat.

• 1:12:39Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Because he, I don't, another one of those guys, like, he's like an Amy Schumer in me, like, I don't know.

• 1:12:44Andy Frisella?

  You know, I don't, I don't know much about him.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, I know he did the SNL shit.

• 1:12:48Andy Frisella?

  I've never, I've never seen, I mean, a lot of people like his stuff.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  He looks funny.

• 1:12:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he isn't.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he's funny.

• 1:13:00Andy Frisella?

  I know he's got a big old hog. Like, that's what he's known for. He's known for having like a 12-inch dick. For real.

• 1:13:07Speaker 01

  But why do

• 1:13:08Andy Frisella?

  Well, because that's what all the, he dates all the girls, that's what they all talk about. So apparently, he's slinging some meat.

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I'm just saying. That's what I know about Pete Davidson. What? It's not gay.

• 1:13:24Andy Frisella?

  I'm just telling you, the rumor is, he's packing some heat.

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Speaker 01

  All right, well, okay, all right, that's fine. I know, like, it's like Hunter Biden.

• 1:13:31Andy Frisella?

  He's breaking down walls. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  Hunter Biden is a saint.

• 1:13:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. He's drilling for oil.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Wait, doesn't that mean anal?

• 1:13:41Andy Frisella?

  I don't know.

• 1:13:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:43Andy Frisella?

  I don't know what it means. But apparently, he's doing some fucking damage. Because I know Kim Kardashian, and those girls been talking about it.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:51Andy Frisella?

  And they, you know.

• 1:13:52Speaker 01

  Got it, okay.

• 1:13:53Andy Frisella?

  They would know.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  Just the rumor mill.

• 1:13:54Andy Frisella?

  Politely.

• 1:13:55Speaker 01

  Got it, understood. Yeah. Uh, I don't personally think he's funny, but he's getting some heat.

• 1:14:00Andy Frisella?

  What'd he say?

• 1:14:01Speaker 01

  Cause he tried to make a little Charlie Kirk joke.

• 1:14:03Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  Let's check it out.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  Tony Hinchcliffe is here, uh, looking like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, in that he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.

• 1:14:27Speaker 01

  Oh, you don't know me? You don't know me? Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:14:33Andy Frisella?

  Nah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  Kill Tony! Like I said, I'm not, I'm not calling for him to be canceled.

• 1:14:37Andy Frisella?

  Nah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 01

  That just wasn't fucking funny.

• 1:14:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah, it wasn't.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  Not everyone's gonna hit, you know what I'm saying? Like, I get it.

• 1:14:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I mean, look.

• 1:14:46Andy Frisella?

  I don't think that's funny at all.

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:14:48Andy Frisella?

  But...

• 1:14:50Andy Frisella?

  To each their own on the jokes, man. I mean, here's the reality, you have to let the public do the deciding.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:56Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 1:14:56Speaker 01

  People decide if you're funny.

• 1:14:58Andy Frisella?

  I mean, that's... I don't, I don't think that's cool, cause like, I think there's a lot of... I think that was a terrible thing.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:05Andy Frisella?

  Terrible thing. But I also think the Epstein thing was terrible, and I thought that was funny.

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:09Andy Frisella?

  So...

• 1:15:11Speaker 01

  The people make the party.

• 1:15:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:13Speaker 01

  Dude, Shane's looking good.

• 1:15:15Andy Frisella?

  He does look good.

• 1:15:16Speaker 01

  I mean, still looks a little weird, but like, you look...

• 1:15:18Andy Frisella?

  He's looking more handsome. I don't know what it is. It gets... Did he... I think he's got some veneers, bro. See, I told you, you get the veneers, bro.

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  I might need some.

• 1:15:25Andy Frisella?

  I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you. It's like, big ass titties on a chick.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  It's veneers for a guy.

• 1:15:30Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck, yeah!

• 1:15:31Speaker 01

  Got it. Not, not just like a surgery for big ass dick?

• 1:15:34Andy Frisella?

  Uh, can you get one of those?

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  I think so. My dad did use...

• 1:15:43Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying.

• 1:15:43Speaker 01

  Let's go to our specialists over here.

• 1:15:44Andy Frisella?

  You get some good teeth, it does a lot.

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, really?

• 1:15:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:15:50Speaker 01

  Venires are not my problem, is that what he said?

• 1:15:52Andy Frisella?

  I don't think you could do the veneers. I think it's, that's, you're, I think that, that's part of your look, dude.

• 1:15:57Speaker 01

  What do you mean? I mean, I don't have bad teeth.

• 1:15:58Andy Frisella?

  No, I think the little, the little space there, I think it's part of your thing. You got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice.

• 1:16:05Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, but why you, why you gotta talk about it?

• 1:16:07Andy Frisella?

  Spit a motherfucking waterfall through that bitch. You didn't even, bro.

• 1:16:11Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, stop. What is happening?

• 1:16:13Andy Frisella?

  You motherfucker, you're telling me you aren't aware of this?

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  What did I do?

• 1:16:17Andy Frisella?

  Bro, all the little kids and DJs, they were, had super soakers. DJ's like, I got fucking

• 1:16:23Andy Frisella?

  natural superpowers, bro.

• 1:16:26Andy Frisella?

  You could start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit, bro. Come on, man.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  I didn't even do nothing, dog.

• 1:16:33Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying. You can't act like you didn't know that was there.

• 1:16:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:16:37Andy Frisella?

  What are you talking about? Bro, you could fill a swimming pool with that fucking gap. You probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought.

• 1:16:48Andy Frisella?

  Just saying.

• 1:16:49Speaker 01

  Madat, send me the number to your dentist after this show.

• 1:16:52Andy Frisella?

  No, I don't think it's a bad thing. It's a part of your look. I think if you had some like straight up, you know, like.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  Hollywood special?

• 1:16:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I don't think that would look good on you.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  You don't think so?

• 1:17:01Andy Frisella?

  No, it's part of your look.

• 1:17:05Andy Frisella?

  What? It don't look good on everybody.

• 1:17:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Andy Frisella?

  I think it looks good.

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  All right.

• 1:17:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:09Speaker 01

  Well, you gotta, you gotta start with that. You gotta start with that. You can't just go to the fucking fill-

• 1:17:13Andy Frisella?

  It wouldn't be funny, it wouldn't be funny if I did.

• 1:17:15Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:17:16Andy Frisella?

  Well, did you?

• 1:17:19Andy Frisella?

  How many water gun contests you win? It probably explains why you can't shoot.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, oh, okay. Now you crossed a fucking line, all right?

• 1:17:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 1:17:31Andy Frisella?

  You didn't get all the same practice we got.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's all right. It's all right. Wait, swimming or?

• 1:17:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, probably got two.

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. I, listen, I thought, I thought, I thought Shane's awesome. I thought he was-

• 1:17:41Andy Frisella?

  He does look good.

• 1:17:43Speaker 01

  Dude's looking great.

• 1:17:43Andy Frisella?

  He looks healthier.

• 1:17:44Speaker 01

  He does. He just looks happy.

• 1:17:46Andy Frisella?

  I think he just lost a little weight, dude.

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Hell, yeah, man. Well, guys, jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Um, it's now time. It is time for our final segment. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. And I decided to merge two of our favorite things, comedy and black people, um, together for this.

• 1:18:05Andy Frisella?

  Those are two different things?

• 1:18:12Speaker 01

  Oh, yep. Alright, okay. Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much like that. I mean, dude, it's there.

• 1:18:20Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, man.

• 1:18:21Speaker 01

  It's there. Huh, sure is.

• 1:18:23Andy Frisella?

  Well, I don't see the scars on my face either.

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:26Andy Frisella?

  He's getting used to it.

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  It's just there, yeah.

• 1:18:29Andy Frisella?

  It's funny, because people still ask me, and I forget that, I forget they're there.

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  I got four, four, four on my face.

• 1:18:33Andy Frisella?

  I'm like, dude, oh, I forgot.

• 1:18:36Speaker 01

  Alright, man, uh, guys, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck? We gotta bring, uh, she's an OG. Rachel Dolezal.

• 1:18:45Andy Frisella?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:18:46Speaker 01

  She is back.

• 1:18:47Andy Frisella?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  She is back and blacker than ever.

• 1:18:53Andy Frisella?

  So, zero.

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right. Yeah, race faker, Rachel Dolezal, shocking new life. White mom who enraged world by identifying as black reveals major reinvention. With a new African name, uh, in sordid ways, she saved herself from ruin. Yeah, so, um, I guess this is like a story of like, you know, you reinvent yourself, you come back better? You know? Maybe? Uh, but yeah, let's dive into this, dude. Uh, Rachel Dolezal, 10 years ago, uh, she was the most mocked woman in America. A pale blond-haired white girl from Montana, who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught.

• 1:19:36Speaker 01

  Now, when the truth was exposed, she lost her career and reputation overnight. The 48-year-old, who has legally changed her name to the Nigerian-inspired Nkechi Diallo. That's now her new.

• 1:19:55Speaker 01

  That's her new name. Um, she spoke to the Daily Mail from her spacious 3,000, $300,000 home in Tucson, Arizona, where she raises her youngest of three sons.

• 1:20:03Andy Frisella?

  I love how they try to make like a $300,000 home sound like it's a fucking mansion.

• 1:20:07Speaker 01

  It's a trailer.

• 1:20:08Andy Frisella?

  That's what I'm saying, like.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  In fucking Tucson?

• 1:20:11Andy Frisella?

  300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking years ago, bro.

• 1:20:15Speaker 01

  That's not happening.

• 1:20:15Andy Frisella?

  Okay, that's like 18 cents off your fucking gallon of gas.

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  Well, but yeah, so unlike the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed and shamed over the years, Dolezal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong. She still identifies as black. She still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks. She still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically. Quote, "I was never faking anything about who I am at a core level," she said. "At the end of my life, people will notice. If they haven't already, I've never really switched up." Her exile from the civil rights movement-

• 1:20:55Andy Frisella?

  That's because you can't switch.

• 1:20:57Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right. Um, but yeah, her exile from the civil rights movement has forced Dolezal to pursue eyebrow raising career. She now makes and sells art, uh, but her primary source of income-

• 1:21:11Andy Frisella?

  Oh my god.

• 1:21:12Speaker 01

  -comes from the adult website, OnlyFans.

• 1:21:15Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so she's definitely poor.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  I was gonna click the link because I was just curious, like, you know, but, uh-

• 1:21:24Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:21:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, so this is her now. This is a new up to date-

• 1:21:29Andy Frisella?

  Oh, she got that Ozemic face.

• 1:21:30Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Yeah, because this was her when she got exposed, right? Um, but this is who Rachel really is, right?

• 1:21:39Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:39Speaker 01

  So you went from this to this to, you know, still rocking it, dude.

• 1:21:45Speaker 01

  I think she took a little bit of, uh, Kamala Harris's, uh, words of wisdoms. What can be unburdened by what has been.

• 1:21:54Andy Frisella?

  She did it.

• 1:21:57Andy Frisella?

  Oh, god.

• 1:21:58Speaker 01

  Definitely unburdened.

• 1:22:00Andy Frisella?

  Well-

• 1:22:01Speaker 01

  Yep. Nchile, Nchile Diola.

• 1:22:04Andy Frisella?

  If you're gonna get-

• 1:22:07Speaker 01

  Di- Diela. Yep. Wakanda. Wakanda.

• 1:22:15Speaker 01

  Oh, come on, bro. That was good.

• 1:22:16Andy Frisella?

  She's Wakanda black.

• 1:22:17Speaker 01

  Wakanda black. Oh, fuck, dude. Damn, dude. That was good.

• 1:22:23Andy Frisella?

  Oh, my god, dude.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  Yep. Wakanda forever.

• 1:22:27Andy Frisella?

  That's good dude. What kind of forever?

• 1:22:39Andy Frisella?

  Oh man, I like that.

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  Oh shit, man.

• 1:22:45Andy Frisella?

  Oh man. Yeah, she's still broke from OnlyFans. How'd you like to be OnlyFans be your primary source of income and nobody wants to watch it?

• 1:22:55Speaker 01

  You can't get it.

• 1:22:56Andy Frisella?

  Oh god.

• 1:22:56Speaker 01

  Can't get it, dog?

• 1:22:57Andy Frisella?

  You know, there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers that are into that.

• 1:22:59Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, they're, they're super weird to that. Like, they, they, they like black women, but not that much. So like, like this is a good middle zone for them, dude. Rachel's the whole song.

• 1:23:08Andy Frisella?

  It's like Thomas Jefferson.

• 1:23:14Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, man.

• 1:23:16Andy Frisella?

  Fuck black people, but then she got like seven black kids. You know?

• 1:23:20Speaker 01

  I cannot stand. Little Jerome, come here, man.

• 1:23:27Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude.

• 1:23:29Speaker 01

  Oh shit, please don't cancel us.

• 1:23:31Andy Frisella?

  You can't, because we're gonna show up again tomorrow.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Fuck, man, what we got on this?

• 1:23:37Andy Frisella?

  Oh, come on, dude.

• 1:23:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:39Andy Frisella?

  This ain't even real. This is real.

• 1:23:40Speaker 01

  This is real.

• 1:23:41Andy Frisella?

  This is real. You didn't make this up.

• 1:23:42Speaker 01

  I promise.

• 1:23:43Andy Frisella?

  Bro, let me ask you this.

• 1:23:48Andy Frisella?

  How did, how did she fool y'all?

• 1:23:51Speaker 01

  Oh, bro.

• 1:23:53Speaker 01

  She didn't fool me. No, I mean, she, I mean.

• 1:23:56Andy Frisella?

  Come on, man. There's nothing about her that looks black at all.

• 1:24:00Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 1:24:02Andy Frisella?

  She looked, I ain't gonna say what she looks like. I can't. I got limits.

• 1:24:09Speaker 01

  Comedy does have lines.

• 1:24:11Andy Frisella?

  You know what?

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  We're comedians, man.

• 1:24:13Andy Frisella?

  I don't want to insult the people I was about to say.

• 1:24:15Speaker 01

  Okay, alright. That's, oh, that's fair. That's fair. But I will.

• 1:24:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, Rachel, no, dude.

• 1:24:26Andy Frisella?

  Dude, how does she fool literally the most militant, passionate, black activist into becoming like the head of the double, uh, the N- NCAA?

• 1:24:43Andy Frisella?

  That's an inside joke, by the way.

• 1:24:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:24:45Andy Frisella?

  Okay, we had, we had a, we know a very black activist that thinks that, that, that, that the, that the NCAA and the, and NAACP is the same thing.

• 1:24:56Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, there might be an argument for that. She probably told him she was, you know, she was related to like Thomas Jefferson kids or something.

• 1:25:05Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 1:25:08Andy Frisella?

  Come on, dude, I'm blacker than her for real.

• 1:25:09Speaker 01

  Oh, no, there's no.

• 1:25:10Andy Frisella?

  I'm Sicilian, for sure. I'm blacker than her.

• 1:25:12Speaker 01

  You really got it. Well, I think she, she did say that like she was apparently her parents, yeah, because her parents were actually the ones that blew her cover back in 2015. But her, her, her excuse was that she was, I guess her parents are white Christians and they adopted three black kids. And so that's where she's saying.

• 1:25:31Andy Frisella?

  Just because you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black, lady.

• 1:25:34Speaker 01

  It doesn't.

• 1:25:35Andy Frisella?

  For real.

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  As deep as, as it might be.

• 1:25:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  Okay, I was gonna, I'm done with that.

• 1:25:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:43Speaker 01

  I'm done.

• 1:25:43Andy Frisella?

  Sorry for you that, I, I'm just gonna let you know, there's probably gonna be a lot more of this. Your kids probably shouldn't watch.

• 1:25:49Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, fuck.

• 1:25:50Andy Frisella?

  Okay, I'm, I'm done talking just about politics. We're gonna let it rip. All right, so if you have your kids, I probably should have put this at the beginning of the show, but it is what it is.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  Soon as you ask us to ban it.

• 1:26:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:03Speaker 01

  Before you watch this. Hell, yeah, man. Well, guys, uh, what, what we doing?

• 1:26:07Andy Frisella?

  Come on, man. This is thumbs down.

• 1:26:12Andy Frisella?

  What is it?

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 1:26:20Andy Frisella?

  Ah, you know what? I'm grateful that we live in a world with such comedy, with such a comedy-rich environment.

• 1:26:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 1:26:28Andy Frisella?

  That's how we could turn this into a thumbs up. She's giving us something to laugh about.

• 1:26:32Speaker 01

  Bro says she looks like Benjamin Franklin.

• 1:26:38Speaker 01

  I gotta check this.

• 1:26:40Andy Frisella?

  That's a big, that's a big hunk of shit.

• 1:26:44Andy Frisella?

  Man, she does look like Ben Franklin. She fucking does. I didn't put it together.

• 1:26:50Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:26:50Andy Frisella?

  You could superimpose her face and it would look just like him.

• 1:26:55Speaker 01

  She will be careful. She might claim that.

• 1:26:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Speaker 01

  Oh shit, man. Alright, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I have.

• 1:27:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, sorry, guys. Uh, we're retarded.

• 1:27:11Speaker 01

  We put the re in the tar, baby.

• 1:27:14Andy Frisella?

  You guys say we're two peas in a pod, but actually what we are is two re's in the tar.

• 1:27:21Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right. That's right. Hell, yeah.

• 1:27:25Andy Frisella?

  Alright, guys. We love you, man. Have a laugh. Have a great week. We'll see you on Thursday. Don't be a hoe.

• 1:27:30Speaker 01

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