Reject The Pumpkin Lord w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 880

Snag some new YMH merch: https://store.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: Ready to regrow your hair? Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/YMH for personalized care-from hair to ED to weight loss and more. https://hims.com/YMH Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. https://bluechew.com Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/ymh Get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew. An American Original. Tasting Great Since ’48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way. Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner. Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy! Also Christina, we found that guys Instagram handle: https://www.instagram.com/raja_kumar_121/ Your Mom’s House Ep. 880 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:20 - Stepdad Duncan Quit Smoking & Cooking Down K00:13:12 - Opening Clip: "Wake Up, My Honey Bunny"00:18:03 - YMH Merch, Sweatshop Notes, & The October Lipstick Bundle00:21:41 - Duncan's Curations: The Pumpkin Satanist From Iowa00:34:39 - The Barefoot Candy Rapper00:39:51 - Horrible Or Hilarious, Menopause Demons & Jason Priestley's Eyelids00:46:48 - The Taser Barber, Tasing Tanner, & Breakfast Martinis00:52:33 - Christina's Curations: Furry Domination & Duncan's Fursona00:58:57 - Tour Plugs, New Orleans Absinthe, & The Loneliest Man On TikTok01:04:15 - Is Self-Love A Satanic Virtue?01:08:41 - Idolatry, An Acorn From God, & Rejecting The Pumpkin Lord01:22:02 - Courtyard Marriott S&M, The Backrooms, & Billie Eilish01:26:06 - Prolapse Lips, Kardashians, & The Plague Look01:35:02 - Austin's Coolest Singer & M. Night Shyamalan's 800 Blu-Rays01:43:13 - M. Night's YouTube Channel & His Curated Comment Section01:50:55 - Staring Guy & "Tease Daddy" Tony, & Wrap01:54:13 - Closing Song - "Just Glassin' Hot Mix" by Mitchel Davis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  You ready with up Duncan?

• 0:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 0:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Duncan's stepdad is in the house today.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Hello, I'm happy to be here.

• 0:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, you look great.

• 0:48Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 0:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  What are you doing?

• 0:50Speaker 03

  Well, I quit smoking.

• 0:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, man.

• 0:55Speaker 03

  I know, it's a bummer. It's the one thing that has been like sort of making me rethink it is smoking during these wonderful, wonderful hours I get to spend with you.

• 1:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't mean to be a dick.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  Do it. Oh, please, smoke away.

• 1:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's 10 a.m., I've got my martini.

• 1:10Speaker 03

  Smoke.

• 1:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  For poor Oso's. I'm drinking and smoking at 10 in the morning.

• 1:15Speaker 03

  I'm still drinking.

• 1:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's water.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  It's not smoking.

• 1:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, vodka, even your trainer will tell you that vodka is like nothing.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can drink this and still be healthy.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  Oh, my trainer says that all the time. My invisible trainer from hell.

• 1:31Speaker 03

  My demon trainer. Yeah, well, I'll tell you.

• 1:36Speaker 03

  I have kicked so many things in my life.

• 1:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Tell me.

• 1:39Speaker 03

  Oh, I was addicted to ketamine. I got accidentally addicted to benzos.

• 1:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can I ask you, how did you, what ketamine in like the inhalation form?

• 1:49Speaker 03

  Rails of ketamine.

• 1:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, you get it as a pill and you snort it? Yeah.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Snorted it, just in any form I could find it. I mean, I got to the point where I was cooking it down, you know, or from the liquid. It was like a pure.

• 2:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like a heroin addict?

• 2:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shut up.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  I would have shot it up, but I just, I was, I just am not that organized.

• 2:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  You cooked it down. You had like a cookery, like a spoon in the lighter and the whole?

• 2:14Speaker 03

  I remember like my first like uncomfortable moment with my ketamine dealer is he brought me liquid ketamine and I'm like, well, what do I do with this? And he's like, I gotta cook it down. He's like, I didn't have time. I'm like, cook it down? What are you talking about? He's like, you gotta get a hot plate.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm like, isn't this what I'm paying you for?

• 2:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  To cook this down? Isn't this like the perk is that you cook down?

• 2:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, he just gave you the ingredients.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  But these are, when you're having conversations like this.

• 2:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  These are the red flags.

• 2:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  Time to slow down. You're arguing with your ketamine dealer about who cooks it down.

• 2:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  So he gave you detailed instructions?

• 2:54Speaker 03

  It's not that hard.

• 2:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, well, for people listening, I mean, how do you cook down your ketamine?

• 2:59Speaker 03

  YouTube's gonna love this.

• 3:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Two minutes in and we're talking about how to cook ketamine.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  It's really not, you just, you get it, you get a hot plate.

• 3:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, from Amazon?

• 3:08Speaker 03

  What?

• 3:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is there a list on Amazon?

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Amazon ketamine hot plate. I'm sure there is a list. And you just cooked out, you put the liquid on the hot plate. There's, you have to sort of, there's, you can burn it, but as the liquid evaporates, you're left with ketamine, the white shit.

• 3:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then you just like go into a disassociative ketamine alternate reality.

• 3:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so good.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  It's the best.

• 3:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love ketamine. I can see, I can see that one.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 3:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  I like pills, I like Xanax, but that's, that's.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Benzos are great.

• 3:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're the best.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Well, and also what's interesting is the benzos and ketamine, they work on the same part of the brain.

• 3:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  And alcohol too. So it's all, that's what we like. And they all have different ways of playing around in there, but I'll tell you, compared to ketamine, nicotine is a nightmare to quit. Ketamine, there's no withdrawal. You get just, you get bored, you feel like an asshole, you kind of, you long for it. Nicotine, you, apparently you grow new receptors in your brain.

• 4:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  No shit.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  That only respond to nicotine.

• 4:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's grow some right now.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  Grow them. Grow, you get a garden of these neuroreceptors and they're just, it's like baby birds calling out for their mama. They just want that sweet, sweet nicotine. That's the withdrawal. It's like a month. I'm halfway through a month of this bullshit.

• 4:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Good for you though.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 4:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, I went to a hypnotherapist when I was 30 and that, she just hypnotized it out of me. Do you want my, I'll give you my hypnotherapist.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  It's not a good ad for your hypnotherapist right now.

• 4:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I contacted her and I was like, you gotta treat me again. She's like, nope. She's like, you gotta, you gotta burn this out first. She's like, if I treat you now, you're just gonna relapse.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  I agree with that.

• 4:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, she's like, just fucking blow it out and when you're done, when you're finally done, come see me and we'll do it again.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  She's right.

• 4:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  That is, she's so right, cause like this, I, I understand that, like you have to burn it out, but sometimes that burning it out can take a long time.

• 5:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've given myself one year, honestly, just like a year to be a little fucked up.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  That's good.

• 5:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then I'm gonna get, I mean, look, I got out of the swimming pool. I was living in my swimming pool for the entire month of August, like taking Zoom calls and shit from my swimming pool.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  God, that's amazing.

• 5:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  And eating the Domino's and I've stopped eating Domino's. I got out of my swimming pool.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  It's great.

• 5:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  I mean, yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  These are good steps.

• 5:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  That's, and for you and your situation, I'm not, look, I'm, I will be an addict until I die.

• 5:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do you really think so?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I don't mean it like I make that my identity or anything, because I enjoy pleasure.

• 5:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do too.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  A lot.

• 5:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  The dopamine, it's the dopamine. You know what I realized too, for me, like with this nonsense, picking this up and drinking and all that, it's just that I don't want to feel feelings, which I never really want to anyway.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Right.

• 5:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  But now there's too many feelings, like it's not just a divorce, it's like, oh, this is a childhood thing.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is like a deep attachment issue, like why did I choose that person to be married to? Like there's so many great things that came out of it, but then you're like, ultimately that was not a good thing, why? You know, you go back and you're like, oh, just because my parents didn't love me.

• 6:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh yeah, this and that, my parents didn't love me enough.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 6:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  My daddy, my daddy never chose me.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my God, how do I deal with that?

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  My fucking daddy never chose me and now my entire life is compensating for that. Like I gotta be a standup comic, maybe then he'll pay attention.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  How does that poem go? Sometimes I feel like a motherless child.

• 6:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Who is that? Is that a song? Is that Cat Stevens or something?

• 6:41Speaker 03

  That's not Cat Stevens.

• 6:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that the Beatles?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Is it, is it bell hooks? I'm not sure, it's a poet. But that, that feeling of the universal orphan.

• 6:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm an orphan.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? And that feeling of aloneness.

• 6:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  Which is immeasurable and unbearable.

• 7:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  That feeling that emerges in your heart sometimes.

• 7:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's why you're my fucking stepdad co-host, dude. Yes, you get it.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I get it.

• 7:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  That aloneness, that fucking fundament, oh, here it is, sometimes I feel like a motherless child, that's who I am, yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  And how do you, that darkness, that alone, that fundamental aloneness from childhood is so hard to repair and I've been trying for so long. I don't, you know, I'm working on it, man.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  Well, it's, this is the.

• 7:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  God.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  This is the spiritual quest, which is first you have to feel that before you can even start the journey. You can't start the journey.

• 7:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  The sadness.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Until orphanhood, until you feel like you, you have to truly be the prodigal son, you have to be the outcast, you have to be in the great unknown abyss and then you can, you can start working right out, but until you actually make contact with that feeling, which I, which I think is the wound or the fundamental misalignment, but the, the good news is, is that you aren't a motherless child. That's the good news. The good news is you are not alone, that you are held and all of the wooey bullshit, true, but you can't, you have to decide to like start going home again.

• 8:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Lean there, but it's intangible, right? Sometimes that spiritual, like I know spiritually I'm held, God loves me, the universe, da, da, da, da, but where's the, you know, sometimes you need the, the evidence. You needed a mommy, I needed a mommy, I needed a dad, you know? So it's, yeah, I'm working on it, man.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Annie Lamott, she, she was, she teaches Sunday School, she's a great writer, she teaches Sunday School, she's written all these great books, but she was talking, I think about one of her students talking about sort of the disembodied Jesus, this kid saying, I want skin on Jesus.

• 8:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  I don't want this disembodied, ephemeral, ambiguous, modular, love bullshit. I want it in the flesh.

• 9:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 9:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  I want a mommy and I want a daddy. And it sucks that we never got it, which is why we're so funny.

• 9:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why we're just so interesting. And I know you're, like my therapist will, can, you know, you try to bright side this shit and you're like, yeah, but look how interesting you are and you've transmuted so much suffering into comedy and you're like, that's cool, I prefer parents.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  I could have done without being interesting in this lifetime.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  I could have just been like a normal blonde cheerleader.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  So fun.

• 9:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Could have just been banal.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just watch The View and get all fired up about it and, you know, but whatever, you know, hey.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Lipstick on the fish, I hate it when I start doing that, man.

• 9:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  I hate it. Yeah, I hate it, cause it's, yeah, you, you don't, but you don't know, who knows? These allegedly banal people, who, it could be that there is a root emptiness inside of every single person.

• 10:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think you're right.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  An underlying ocean of this, of this unacknowledged loneliness.

• 10:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  That is embodied in the symbol of the crucifixion when Jesus, I mean, Jesus, the son of the divine, the prince.

• 10:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  While dying said, Father, why have you forsaken me?

• 10:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, shit dude, his own son was like, why the fuck did you make me a human?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  This sucks.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  That's right. So if he said it, like of course you're gonna feel it.

• 10:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that is the inherent nature of human existence is separation from the mother physically, right? You're one with one person. When you're being developed in a womb, you're quite literally one with somebody and then you're squirted out of a pussy and then you're on the subway and it smells like piss and you're like, how do I make money? Like that's all your primary.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  I got it.

• 10:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  I gotta survive now.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  You got it.

• 10:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got it. Fucking sucks.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  You go from Inya to Metallica.

• 11:01Christina Pazsitzky?

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• 13:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  First, I need you to get a nice message in your heart.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Okay, thank you.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Baby, it's time to wake up. Wake up, my honey bunny. It's time to see this day. Come on.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 13:55Speaker 05

  Shout! It's time to rise and shine, my love.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  I want to be a motherless child. Make me a motherless child.

• 14:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, shit.

• 14:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Duncan Trussell. We gotta change the... Come on.

• 14:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Meow, meow, meow.

• 14:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, my God.

• 14:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow. Wow.

• 14:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is there anything worse than someone telling you like, "Wake up, gay morning"?

• 15:01Speaker 03

  You're trying to figure out, "Why am I in a playground?"

• 15:05Speaker 03

  "What did I do last night? What did I do last night? What is this?"

• 15:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I didn't even think about that. She's an adult in the playground with no kids behind her. She's missing a tooth. She's sitting on the plastic slide and she's like, "Gay morning."

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is like, this is the, this is the experience of being a parent in LA, which is some lunatic will show up at the fucking playground with a cock and an iPad. "Good morning!" "Wake up! You're here! Good morning!" Yeah, I hate it. I mean, this is, I want to see the shot of her holding her phone, talking to... I don't like it.

• 15:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what? I don't even like it when people say, "Good morning." And I've hated it my whole life. Maybe because Eastern Europeans, like, you don't fucking, it's like, "Yeah, you woke up today. Congratulations." Like, you don't really celebrate, "Gay morning." Or when people do it and like, "Good morning, you morning." It's like, shut the fuck... Like, when I worked in an office and people were like, "Gay morning," I'm like, "I want to fucking kill myself. Why are you saying it's good? Nothing's good about me being here right now with you, you fucking assholes. Sorry, I got my period today. I'm a little grumpy."

• 16:09Speaker 03

  No, you're identifying like some insidious daily curse that people cast on each other.

• 16:18Speaker 03

  You know, which is...

• 16:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  A spell.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Don't burden me. Don't burden me. Okay, you could say, "I'm having a good morning" if you want, but don't sort of invite that for me. Like, I need to do a pull-up or something to pull myself up to your morning fucking level. Because for me, it's not a good fucking morning. How about that? My blood sugar is off. I've had three suicidal ideations in the last six fucking minutes. So, no, not a good morning, actually. Bad morning.

• 16:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I think that's what it is. It's like, don't tell me how to feel. I know that's really crazy of me, but I'm like, "What do you, what do you mean? Fuck you. You have a good morning. Don't worry about me. Worry about yourself, asshole."

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Like in a leper, if you were in a leper colony and everyone's like got boils and they're oozing, would you go around after you were healed like, "No leprosy! No boils! No boils! No oozing!" It's like, fuck you. I'm still oozing over here.

• 17:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. Or like, "I'll pray for you." Like, no thanks. Just pray for yourself. Yeah, see, it's so like, ugh. But the thing I hate the most is when people are like, "How are you? I'm good. How are you?" But nobody really answers the question. Like, in Hungarian culture, you don't fucking, they think you're retarded. If you're like, "How you doing?" Because you're going to answer it. You're going to be like, "Actually, here's what's going on." I hate that formality. I used to watch Tom do his white guy thing when he'd answer the phones, or he'd call like an agent or somebody like, "Hi, how are you? I'm good. How are you?" And I literally wanted to put a gun in my mouth every time he did it. And I'd be like, "Why do you people, what is this shit? This phony checking in on... You're not even curious. You're really not."

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Well, it's a ritual.

• 18:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's just a ritual.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  It's like bird song. You know what I mean? It's, what's it? You're just like...

• 18:08Speaker 03

  It's meaningless. It's just, it's, it's, there's nothing there. It's, it's, it's a ritualistic sound from your, the end of your feeding tube.

• 18:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love you so much.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Then you get into the core of whatever the thing is. But if you jump to the core too fast...

• 18:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's American.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  It's an offense. But that's...

• 18:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  But like, Europeans, whatever, I'm not going to get into it. I got so many things to go over with you, Duncan. Firstly, I have to plug the YMH merch store. It's got some really, like legit cool shit. We got this hat.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Beautiful.

• 18:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Representin' Austin.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  May I wear it?

• 18:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course.

• 18:47Speaker 03

  I've never felt, this really makes me feel like I need to start working harder because my merch, this is like high quality. This is not shit merch. This is like, this is perfectly stitched. This is a good, high-quality hat. This is no joke.

• 19:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know, Mystery Boys has to have their merch. You guys have to sell like tinfoil hats or whatever.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  We're working on it.

• 19:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, look, and then this is fucking rad. It's a jacket, a cotton one, so it's nice and light. And it's got Your Mom's House on the back. Austin, Texas. Represent... This is sick, too. This is really good.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Whoa, look, this is weird. Do you guys put a note like this in all of them?

• 19:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  What does it say?

• 19:23Speaker 03

  It just says, "Please help me. I'm not being paid to make these hats." Sinzong, Xing Song? I'm not sure what that means.

• 19:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's extra.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Is that in all...

• 19:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, we put that in as a special treat. You get to know the worker which child made your hat. It's like Cabbage Patch Kids. You get the adoption papers.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  I like that. Actually, this is, I'm, I am kind of a hat snob. I do like this hat a lot.

• 19:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Cool guys never quit drinking bottle opener, which is fucking amazing.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 19:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  YMH. You got your koozie.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  I'm so sorry. Don't just brush it up. Can I see that?

• 19:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, no.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  This is high quality. Who's making this for you guys?

• 20:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just look at the back. It'll tell you.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  Uh, Shanti.

• 20:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  She does the best work.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  She's incredible.

• 20:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's only five, but she's got the dexterity of a 20 year old.

• 20:14Speaker 03

  This seems like it was made by like at least a 16 year old.

• 20:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  But then I have a very special, oh, and this T-shirt that I haven't even plugged. It's the cool guys T-shirt.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Wow. Those are good shirts.

• 20:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Your mom's house. Yeah.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  You guys have a good merch company.

• 20:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  We do. We've always had like pretty killer stuff.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Now, I'm also very excited. Will you hand me that poster, my love? As you know, today is October 7th, and this is my most favorite month of the year. October, where things get spooky. Your mom gets even weirder than ever. And I am doing a very special promotion for just the month of October for my cosmetics. Uh, the immortal bundle. And if you spend a hundred bones, um, you get this poster and I sign it and I send it to you. Isn't that fucking sick?

• 21:00Speaker 03

  That's cool.

• 21:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do you want to know what I love about like this photo shoot? Is that we just did it here in the office.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 21:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, we just, we kicked all the boys out.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 21:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  And the girls and I just threw, it's always like ragtag. It's not high profile. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I kind of like that it's homegrown. Anyway, the immortal bundle, check it out.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  It's ragtag. It don't look ragtag to me.

• 21:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, but that's what I'm saying. Like, we just do this. Like, the girls who work here just fucking do this.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  Freaking cool.

• 21:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. I'm so impressed with what we've put together. Cause my company is not, you know, I'm very hands on. It's just, it's literally me, the satellier in Italy, and then the chicks here. It's not rad.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  What's a satellier?

• 21:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Uh, they produce all this makeup that I have.

• 21:42Speaker 03

  It's called a satellier?

• 21:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  A sat- a sat- a tili-ay?

• 21:46Speaker 03

  What is it called? A satellier? You are so sophisticated. You're my most sophisticated friend.

• 21:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  You think so?

• 21:53Speaker 03

  I've never heard that word before.

• 21:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, in a tili-ay, they make makeup, but they make it good quality because it's European. It's not American shit.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Wow, cool.

• 22:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Anyway, all that stuff, buy it, try it out. And also Duncan, look, what I love about having you as, um, the new stepdad of YMH.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  An honor.

• 22:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's, it is an honor, but what you really bring to the table. Like, we've been into cool guys and weird stuff for years.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  But what you're bringing is a whole new level.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 22:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you've sent in some fantastic curations, and I think we should go through them right now. I mean, look, I've got the chills because it's just like.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  I learned from the best.

• 22:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, don't flatter me like that. Stop.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  You know, how long have I been complimenting you on your?

• 22:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  You have.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  Curation.

• 22:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's forever. Forty years.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  So then that sent me on my own journey into the algorithm. And so, thank you.

• 22:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love it because you and I are just like kissing cousins when it comes to our tastes.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 22:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my God, this one, this is so good. For October, here we go.

• 22:55Speaker 06

  You see the punkens whenever Halloween time starts coming around. See the, the mother with her little girl putting the witch's hat on her and the little punkens. You see the candy. You see the Halloween punkens. You see people decorating their punkens. You see the Jackie Landers.

• 23:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  The Jackie Landers.

• 23:14Speaker 06

  My earliest remembrings of Halloween and punkens was, it was a very dark time for me. You know, there are people out there who don't just celebrate Halloween with trick or treat punkens. This is a religious holiday to them. And they are taking innocent human life. I can't say, go ahead and have Halloween punkens. It doesn't matter if you're participating in Halloween, even if you're not a Satanist. You know, if it's just punkens, it makes me sick. These Satanists are using this as a smokescreen.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  He hates punkens.

• 23:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  He hates punkens.

• 23:50Speaker 06

  Horrible demonic punkens, punkens, punkens.

• 23:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow. Pumpkin trussel, everybody.

• 23:58Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 23:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  That was amazing.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  Thank you. I appreciate it.

• 24:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  God.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  You want to know my theory about this guy?

• 24:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sure.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  It says former Satanist.

• 24:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  I don't think he's former.

• 24:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  I agree.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  He's a Satanist now. Cause that's like, people, I think people misunderstand Satanism a lot. You, you probably don't, but people misunderstand.

• 24:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do. I do.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  One, one thing that Satan has loved to do.

• 24:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  Is take on characters. They, they will change their personality. They'll become other people. They're really into that.

• 24:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like shape shifting or?

• 24:27Speaker 03

  Well, not literally shape, changing their body, but they, the stories I've heard of like actual Satanists is they will, they will just all of a sudden absolutely change personality for days. There's an artistic kind of exploration of how the world reacts. They will put on rags and go out into the street in a, in a wheelchair and just wheel themselves around.

• 24:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why?

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Mis- mischief.

• 24:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  To worship Satan?

• 24:51Speaker 03

  Not to worship. Well, they, it's not really looked at in that way. It's like some sort of like, uh, deification of Satan. It, it's looked at more as a kind of like, um, liberation from, um, fixation on, um, anything other than yourself, which I disagree with profoundly. I, it's selfishness. It's, it sounds fun if you're pissed off at your parents or something, but long-term, it's not gonna, it, that fucks, fucks you up. No offense Satanists out there, but I, I think he is.

• 25:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, the Satanist audience is very offended.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I don't think, I, I don't, they don't really get offended like most people. But I think he, this, this makes me think, this is a, a high level Satanist.

• 25:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Putting on a show where he can't say pumpkin, so he's saying punkin. And I think this is probably some high satanic priest to.

• 25:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Definitely. Well, he says so many other words incorrectly too. Let's, sorry, I just want to hear the other words again. Where did this fool learn to speak English? What region of the world is this maniac from?

• 25:53Speaker 06

  You see the punkens whenever Halloween time starts coming around. See the, the mother with her little girl putting the witch's hat on her and the little punkens. You see the candy. You see the Halloween punkens. You see these people decorating their punkens. You see the Jackie Landers.

• 26:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  The Jackie Landers.

• 26:11Speaker 06

  My earliest remembrings.

• 26:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Remembrings. Is that proper English?

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  My earliest, my earliest remembrings?

• 26:17Speaker 03

  My earliest remembrings?

• 26:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I don't know. Is that, is that, is that grammatically correct?

• 26:21Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  My earliest memories?

• 26:23Speaker 03

  Who is this man?

• 26:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know, but I love him.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  He seems like he like came out of the hollow earth.

• 26:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  He seems, he's so good.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  He seems like he's in the wrong timeline.

• 26:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know where he's from.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Where?

• 26:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Iowa. Have you been to Des Moines?

• 26:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is, this is, this is classic Iowa. Iowa is so fucking weird, dude, because it's always dark as shit. There's nothing but cornfields, whiteys. And they try to advertise it like it's a sick place to live.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you're like, yeah, dude, Slipknot came out of Iowa. Look how fucking crazy these whites are. It's too white. This is the problem. Here we go. Look at him. He's from Iowa.

• 27:01Speaker 06

  Time for me. You know, there are people out there who don't just celebrate Halloween with trick or treat punkens.

• 27:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pumkin.

• 27:08Speaker 06

  Religious holiday to them.

• 27:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right. Well, this guy's amazing. God, thank you so much for bringing him into my life.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  My pleasure.

• 27:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  God.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  My pleasure.

• 27:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here's another one you submitted. I mean, I'm just.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  I can't believe I get to show you my clips right now. I'm blown away.

• 27:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Keep, keep this out of the show. Zach, Zach Efron. It's totally working. Shut the fuck up. I know.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Are you joking?

• 27:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mm-mm.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  So you, you've been, you've been talking to Zach Efron?

• 27:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it don't, we can't.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  There's no way that worked.

• 27:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  We're keeping things private, so like, I can't really.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Keeping things private?

• 27:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think he wants it that way.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  But you're at a level of talking to him now where you've agreed to keep things private?

• 27:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. It's cra- you should see, my roster is fucking insane right now. It's insane.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  And this is happening right on Halloween.

• 28:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Perfect. Satan magic. I know.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  That's what it seems like. This is punkin magic.

• 28:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pumkin magic. All right, all right, let's get back into the show.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 28:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, we're back in. It's, it is punkin magic. Pumkin magic is real, dude.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  I am shook right now.

• 28:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, your whole thing, oh, sorry, we're still talking about this, but like, it's been amazing for my dating life, so thank you so, yeah. Look, if you've been sitting on a business idea, Shopify is here to make it actually happen. And I'm here to tell you that the time to launch is meow, meow, right now, before the holiday rush sets in. Because it really is going to be here before you know it. And with Shopify, you don't have to spend all your spare time learning how to be an e-commerce expert just so you can launch a site and start selling. From the store to checkout to analytics, Shopify houses everything you need to get your business up and running all in one place.

• 28:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not only did I turn to them when I started Christina P. Cosmetics, our merch store here at YMH is powered by Shopify and we would not have it any other way. It is the easiest way to run your online business. I get notifications in real time when something sells. I can see all the demographics and have up to date information on the spot. Get that idea off the ground before the rush of Black Friday and the holiday season hits. If you're ready to launch your business before Black Friday, go to Shopify.com/ YMH to start your free trial. That's Shopify.com/ YMH. Go to Shopify.com/ YMH today to hear your first.

• 29:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  As summer winds down and autumn approaches, I think it's time we all collectively admit it's by far the best season when it comes to being outside. From the crisp air to the changing leaves, fall makes me want to watch spooky movies while the outdoor darkness takes hold earlier each day. No matter where you find yourself this time of year, it'll be a better experience when paired with the American original, that is Mountain Dew. Hailing from the foothills of Tennessee in 1948 by way of two brothers who knew what it meant to have a good time outside. It's the kind of simple roots you can't help but respect. I love the taste of that crisp citrus kick, especially after hanging out in a hot tub with my friends when it's a little chilly out.

• 30:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's nothing better than a nice cold Mountain Dew when you're sitting in your hot tub and it's cold outside and maybe even raining. Oh, it's so perfect. Get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting great since 48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. No, it's... Okay, sorry. Okay, now we're back in.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Pumkin magic.

• 30:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pumkin magic. Okay, this is another banger you submitted. Gosh.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  So is that a... Is that another head on his head? Because I see an ear.

• 31:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  And so that's his Siamese...

• 31:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  ...twin.

• 31:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  But he's doing well because he's in like a Rite Aid in India, which they don't have that.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wherever he is, he's getting his meds and he's doing good.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Look at his skin. His skin is very healthy. He's glowing.

• 31:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, what's his like handle so people can follow him? Because honestly, like, I love that he's commodifying this and I want him to get money. Can we, can we put his handle up so this guy can make some scratch in India?

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Please do.

• 31:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  God damn.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Because otherwise it seems like we're running some kind of freak show here. Because it's like...

• 31:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  For one, he's got a great voice.

• 31:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, it's awesome.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  And number two, he's got a lot of, um, passion.

• 31:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Passion.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Right? He's living life, even though he's got this twin that is growing from him. That's not stopping him from doing...

• 31:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  I would never do a live song ever in a CVS or anything.

• 31:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  So that level of confidence speaks how powerful this man's soul is.

• 32:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, of course. Okay, I want you to find out his handle and like, let's, let's blow this guy out.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  We'll put it on the screen.

• 32:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, he's so rad. That is a really good find. Thank you.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  You got it.

• 32:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  This one, um, is just entitled, entitled, titled, "Sad Old Man." Oh, I like this.

• 32:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Little Marty Feldman vibes.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Look at this.

• 32:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, where is he exactly?

• 32:25Speaker 03

  I don't know. Look at the picture of him behind him.

• 32:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I feel it though, dude.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  I do too. It's amazing.

• 32:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  God damn.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  I'm calling you from your house.

• 32:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's got like strong vampire vibes, like Bela Lugosi kind of charisma. Oh shit, hold on. Why did I cut it off there? He's about to go into something here. Uh-oh. No! Why did she leave?

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Look at those perfect teeth though.

• 33:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  So good.

• 33:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's crying. I mean, this takes vulnerability.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Men are... I have to say, like, I'm so impressed because most Gen X or boomer males are not this vulnerable. And I find it very attractive.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Well, this is how it feels when you open the fridge and there's no more dead baby to eat.

• 33:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's funny. Yeah. He's, he's beautiful and I like the darkness of his eyebrows. The darkness of his hair.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  He, can we, is it, we probably can't play this, but it is Pumkin' season. Can we, just because he reminds me, can we, just for a second, even if it doesn't make it in the show?

• 33:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  Can we play that scene from Lost Highway where he says, "I'm calling you from in, I'm calling you..."

• 34:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  We can't, they, they won't, they'll flag it on YouTube because it's copyrighted.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  But that's what he reminds me of.

• 34:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Lost Highway, that David Lynch movie?

• 34:06Speaker 03

  God, he's so good.

• 34:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know, the older I get, the more I realize that David Lynch was actually reflecting reality more than anything else. And when you're young, you're like, what is this weird shit? And you're like, no, no, no, life is this fucking surreal.

• 34:18Speaker 03

  He caught it.

• 34:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  He caught it early.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  He caught it. And that's why, when you watch it initially, this...

• 34:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, you're right!

• 34:24Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. They look, it's similar. It's similar. That's what I was trying to get at there.

• 34:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Isn't that interesting?

• 34:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do you think he deliberately did that or that was like...

• 34:34Speaker 03

  No, I think that's just the sort of phenotype. That's the look is like, whatever David Lynch was pointing towards here, they do exist in, in the world.

• 34:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  The people who live inside of the place, most people are always trying to avoid.

• 34:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, I love that.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  They dwell in that place.

• 34:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  I prefer to look at somebody who's a little off.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Right.

• 34:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so captivating.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 34:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  But that's high level. Like, you have to, to get there requires being with, you know, look, here's the thing. I feel like, I'm trying to think how we say this without, because I know you want to keep this private right now.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  How do I say this? I guess you should be careful what you wish for.

• 35:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  And, and I feel like I accidentally gave you a trick and like, it's like now you've opened a Pandora's Box.

• 35:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's, I prefer like weirdos.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  I don't know, man. You have opened, you have to watch out because once you get invited into that walled garden, you gotta watch out. I just, once you...

• 35:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  What do you mean?

• 35:41Speaker 03

  It's sort of like, um, you know, everybody, I think the initiatory pattern here is that everyone who comes in starts as an outsider and you feel like, I don't belong here. But the more you go in, the more you, it could cha... I'm not saying this is going to happen to you, but it could change you.

• 36:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look at this one, Zach's.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Jesus fucking Christ.

• 36:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know! It's so big! I know. It's crazy and we, you know, whatever. I don't want to, let's not jinx it.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Woo!

• 36:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, okay. Okay, here's some more brilliance that you've sent in. We're back in, we're back in.

• 36:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  What the fuck?

• 36:22Speaker 03

  I love this guy.

• 36:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  What? So he's making candy on the floor.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  This guy finds videos of these people making unhygienic food and, and makes raps about shit making it.

• 36:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, it looks good though. I still eat it.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  I would too.

• 36:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because it's like cooked, no?

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Well, you don't know when you're buying it in India that this is like...

• 36:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, he's going to cook it out. You know, it's crazy. He's going to cook out the germs. It's fine.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Goop scoop candy. It's disgusting. Barefoot, just nasty.

• 37:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love it.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  I love him.

• 37:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do too.

• 37:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  But candy, I feel like doesn't hold bacteria. It's just sugar.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm sure it does. Look at that floor. Look at that. Goop scoop. You should see the one he did. I don't know if I posted that. It's too late now. There's also one of people cooking a camel's head.

• 37:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  That's just fucked up, that he's rapping over. I don't know where he even finds these videos, but they're, they're amazing.

• 37:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is an extraordinary find. Thank you, Duncan.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  Thank you for watching.

• 37:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  The entire community is...

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Now I'm going to be nervous as I'm, I'm going through these to think you're watching.

• 37:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  But don't like, don't get in your head about your curations.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's what I've found is like, just go with what tickles your soul. And then it'll tickle others.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know?

• 37:57Speaker 03

  All right. I won't second guess.

• 37:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, this one's pretty great too.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Oh my god. That wasn't me. Was that me?

• 38:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you sent these in.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  I did that!

• 38:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  These are Duncan's curations.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Oh dude, I don't even remember posting that one or sending that one.

• 38:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, this is other level YMH. Like, it's so creepy and then he's also got bad lighting and then it ends poorly. Like, you've got, you've hit all the hallmarks.

• 38:34Speaker 03

  Pumkin' season.

• 38:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  These are Pumkin' season pics. Because this is the season of the witch.

• 38:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  That is the season of the witch.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  It is.

• 38:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  And you can feel it. Thank god you can feel it. It's getting rainy out there.

• 38:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course. I love it.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 38:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, hold on. This one's pretty great too. So I, you know, Tom would have this segment called horrible or hilarious where people would harm themselves. And I've always felt averse to laughing.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Then again, some good ones come in, but this one really tickled me.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  Vengeance is mine, save the Lord.

• 39:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why is it so funny to see her fall down?

• 39:36Speaker 03

  It is. Well, but it's the lead up to the fall down. There's so many other versions of that where that's super sad. But in this case, you're like, yes, justice, just a moat of justice in this unjust world.

• 39:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 39:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, fuck.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  The entire look, the whole, that's a whole thing.

• 39:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a genre, dude.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Is it a demon? Do you ever wonder if it's a demon that possesses people?

• 40:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know what it is called. It's a menopause demon. So what happens is women, once they get into this crone era of your life, you're drained of estrogen and progesterone and you stop liking other people and then it makes you a witch, essentially. Yeah.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  That's so sad.

• 40:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's kind of fun. But then men get drained of their testosterone and then you become women. You become like nice people.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  I'm thinking about getting on testosterone.

• 40:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Don't tell Erin. Let's not tell her that.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  She doesn't care.

• 40:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, you should. We don't do anything?

• 40:32Speaker 03

  I don't do anything yet.

• 40:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  All you guys in the Rogan sphere, I thought we were all on the T.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Nope, I'm not. It just seems like a pain in the ass.

• 40:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just inject yourself.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Ugh. It just seems like sad. I don't know. Like, no judgment on any way does it. But it does seem like one of those things. Like, once you cross paths, pass that place, isn't it? It's like, you have to choose. Do I shrivel into a kind of human ball sack with gross moobs? And I start drooping and wrinkly like the path I'm on now?

• 41:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Or do I start injecting and get way too in shape for someone my age? You know what I mean? Like, what, what path do you pick?

• 41:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, no. Listen, women, I'm dealing with the same thing right now, which is like, how much shit will I inject into my face? How many plastic surgeries will I get to fight the inevitability of aging? How shallow am I, truly?

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Is it shallow?

• 41:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Turns out I'm pretty fucking shallow because I love fighting it. I just got Botox yesterday.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  You look great.

• 41:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm gonna get a facelift. Thanks. You know what I'm saying? Like?

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Is it shallow?

• 41:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is it? I don't know, because my...

• 41:41Speaker 03

  Is it shallow to rage against the dying of the light? Is that shallow to fight back? Is it? Like, why have we ennobled turning into a walking scrotum? Why have we ennobled this? Falling apart and, ah, look at me, but I'm natural. My fucking teeth are all in and I'm natural. Look at this. What is this? Pepperoni nipples dripping down to your shriveled cock? Your graying pubic mound.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  Why is this ennobled? Is it virtuous to collapse into some kind of fucked up thing? I don't know. Or maybe both sides are equally embarrassing.

• 42:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm. It's a really thought provoking question, though.

• 42:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, look, as somebody that's, here's the thing, you and I are videoed and photographed constantly.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I think if I weren't, I wouldn't give as many fucks.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  But the fact like you see yourself on the internet and you're like, ah, fucking terrible there. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta lift this. I gotta, that's really the hook. That's the impetus.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  You see those, when I look at myself, it's those dark circles.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Thick and puffy. I used to judge people for that shit.

• 42:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, of course.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  I'd see some of those puffed old circles and go, oh, look at your old puffy hemorrhoid eyes. Then you see yourself, just disintegrate.

• 43:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yo, bring up, speaking of, bring up Jason Priestley. This is terrible.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  I see it.

• 43:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  See, this is, so let's talk about this because, no, no, current day. Yo, go to current. I just found a fucking, hey, can I have some more water, too?

• 43:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  That, okay, on the far right, when he's got the crocodile on his shirt, that Izod, holy shit, okay. Now, Jason Priestley was from BH9, my, one of my favorite shows growing up.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  He was a heartthrob. And now you look and you're like, can you zoom in on this? Here's my theory, is that if you've got the means, you should try to look as best as you can. He needs a blepharoplasty.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  What's a blepharoplasty?

• 43:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's what I had. I got, you got, I had my upper eyelids.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  This is what I look like right now, Christina.

• 43:50Speaker 03

  In fact, he looks better than me.

• 43:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, thanks, babes. No!

• 43:55Speaker 03

  I would like, you know, you did.

• 43:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  He needs his left done, man.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  What's a blepharoplasty?

• 43:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  So the under eye, he needs to get trimmed up.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  How do you trim that?

• 44:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  You just go to sleep and some guy does it in Beverly Hills. That's what I did.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  I'm getting those. I'm getting whatever that is.

• 44:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's the thing. It's like, if you can, then why wouldn't you? That's how I feel.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Maybe I'll do a Kickstarter for a blepharoplasty.

• 44:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I got the guy for you.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  You do?

• 44:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dr. Kami Parsa, shouts out, who did my brow lift and blepharoplasty. So good. He left my eyes hooded, which is nice, because I didn't want to look like a total fucking freak show.

• 44:30Speaker 03

  Ah, man, it's so crazy how like, if you have enough money, you can make yourself seem eternal. I've been seeing these pictures of these beautiful, I don't, I'm, I'm sort of like, when it comes to celebrity culture, I'm not good at remembering names, these beautiful women in their 60s, in their 70s, who look like stunning, not, not, you know, like, and it's showing how the technology is advancing. You know, how we might, have you ever heard this, the idea of functional immortality?

• 45:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  So apparently, and this might have changed with COVID, every year, the human lifespan increases by half a year, right?

• 45:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sweet.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  So if we could get that every year, the human lifespan increases statistically by a year, that's called functional immortality. And so they're saying with AI, with all the advances that they're making, that we're getting to that point, but obviously it's going to be like only a certain economic bracket is gonna have access to the tech.

• 45:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's the Titanic. It's like, who's gonna live, unfortunately? I know, it's not fair, but...

• 45:37Speaker 03

  Whatever. Get the blepharoplasty if you can afford it. I'll get a blef.

• 45:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right. Let's get on to more intelligent stuff.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  Okay, sure.

• 45:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  This one's fucking great.

• 45:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm really into tasering people. I think it's funny.

• 45:51Speaker 03

  Have you ever been tased?

• 45:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, have you?

• 45:53Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 45:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is a barber shop where they put a midget in there and now he's tasering people?

• 45:58Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 46:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  What a dick.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 46:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why do I like this so much?

• 46:08Speaker 03

  It's amazing.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Oh my God, he's cornered him.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Who is this guy?

• 46:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just an angel from heaven doing God's work.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Just take the tase.

• 46:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, you pussy, take the tase.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Just take the tase.

• 46:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can we get a taser gun? Who can we tase on the staff? Will someone get tased? Tanner, probably. Oh, yeah, Tanner will do anything. Can we get a taser at YMH? Sure. Like the YMH taser?

• 46:40Speaker 03

  That would be cool.

• 46:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Would you take a tase?

• 46:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  I would take a tase.

• 46:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  I would give a tase.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  I'll take it. I will let you tase me. Just to see what it feels like.

• 46:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  No!

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I can't.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  It could kill me.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  My age, it could stop my heart.

• 46:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know. I wouldn't do that to you.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Can it stop your heart?

• 46:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course.

• 46:59Speaker 03

  I'll tase myself.

• 47:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know. Erin would kill me if I let you tase herself. We're gonna tase Tanner.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  We have a pretty good insurance policy. I wanna try, I wanna try it. Like, what is it? It must feel horrible.

• 47:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Horrible. Have you ever been electrocuted?

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. It's that times 100, I guess.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  But it's quick.

• 47:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's quick.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  It just, it just makes you fall, like freezes your muscles up.

• 47:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hate that feeling, though. It's so scary.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  It is. When you get locked on, when you're, when you, have you ever grabbed an electric fence?

• 47:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, totally.

• 47:29Speaker 03

  Oh, dude. Terrifying.

• 47:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't really like those tasers. Can we get one online? So Josh, how do I order a taser? Amazon?

• 47:38Speaker 03

  Wow, look at that. Thank you, Amazon. Making the world a better place.

• 47:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  We discovered how to get rid of a dead body. Remember that episode? We're like, oh, you want everything you need?

• 47:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  You get a fucking, dude, look at that one, that $25 one. That's the one. The Viper Tech.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Viper Tech's not gonna do anything but piss off whoever you're tasing. That's not gonna do shit.

• 48:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, what's gonna do shit? Let's pick a good one.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Pulse 2 compact 50 foot range self-defense device.

• 48:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  The $400 one?

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Fuck, yeah!

• 48:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right, click on it. Let's see what it does. Does that put the hooks in you? Like the LAPD, remember? They would shoot the hooks into the person.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  It's got a laser scope and it does have hooks. Jesus Christ.

• 48:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's get that one. Write it up.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  That's what you want, right?

• 48:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a tax write-up.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  This dude sleeps with a taser next to his bed. What a pussy.

• 48:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what? Honestly, I don't have, I don't like guns in the house.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Look at this guy. Don't worry, honey. I've got my taser on my Bible.

• 48:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, but...

• 48:32Speaker 03

  Get a gun. Get a gun!

• 48:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I don't want to get a gun, but if I got a taser in the house.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Look at him sleeping soundly. Sorry to cut you off.

• 48:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, but my kids will tase each other. That's the problem.

• 48:42Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, my kids would.

• 48:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  It would be like three seconds before someone's tased.

• 48:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  They found a leaf blower. They've just been blowing each other in the face.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's not good.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  They love leaf blowers. They love leaf blowers.

• 48:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  This is the dumbest picture I've ever seen in my life. She's still awake because she's like, who, who the fuck did I just, whose dick did I just suck? He's got a taser on a Bible next to his bed.

• 49:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah pussy. I agree.

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Look at her peering over his shoulder at that sad display.

• 49:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why is he sleeping in a muscle shirt too? Get the fuck out of here.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Look, he's got pretty great, he's pretty ripped.

• 49:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  Um, well, I don't know about this one then. We shouldn't, you shouldn't get the taser pulse too, just based on the picture.

• 49:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, what other tasers do we have? Let's go.

• 49:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's 400 bones dude, that's gotta be good.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Strike.

• 49:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  What are the reviews? Five stars dude, it's got like so many five star reviews. Oh, the pink one, it's like a lady taser.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  That's nice. It's 20, I'm not, $25 taser, you're gonna really put your life?

• 49:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  Is, how much is your life worth?

• 49:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  They've got a bejeweled mace? Is that a bejeweled pepper spray?

• 49:48Speaker 03

  I feel like pepper spray is actually a better defense choice than a taser.

• 49:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Have you ever sprayed it? The problem is, you end up inhaling it. I've sprayed it as a joke and you're like, yeah, but now I'm fucked up.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  It fucks up the whole room.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  No, you gotta get bear spray, by the way.

• 50:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really?

• 50:03Speaker 03

  I think that's the mo, well, anytime I've watched these videos on YouTube, when you ta, when you spray someone with that shit, they're done.

• 50:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  The bear spray?

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, what's the difference between that and pepper?

• 50:12Speaker 03

  I think it's, it's the same thing, but more powerful.

• 50:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can we get the bear spray please? Let's get both and spray Tanner and ta, and tase him.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  I don't think you wanna, like, bear spray, I think you're...

• 50:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  I just, I just don't, have you tried it?

• 50:25Speaker 03

  I've just seen videos of it.

• 50:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because I, if it's pepper spray...

• 50:29Speaker 03

  See, that fucks you up. If you get hit with that, I mean, it's gonna stop a bear.

• 50:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  That's gonna stop a grizzly bear.

• 50:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's true, like a...

• 50:36Speaker 03

  They eat beehives.

• 50:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know dude.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  And that will stop a bear, so if you spray that on a person...

• 50:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Next episode, we're gonna taze and, uh, bear spray and get a pepper spray and let's just see what Tanner...

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  ...thinks is the worst.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that's good. I think that's good to do that.

• 50:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love a breakfast martini, this is really good.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Oh, this has changed my life for the better.

• 50:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  We gotta keep doing this every day.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  This is gonna be every morning for me. Forget coffee.

• 51:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  For...

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Coffee.

• 51:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pussy crybabies.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  Pussy crybaby coffee drinkers.

• 51:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Don't do this.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  Starbucks should have this.

• 51:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 51:10Speaker 03

  So good.

• 51:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, why don't they just put vodka in their fucking fraps dude? Yeah, for the moms that are like...

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Oh god, just to melt away.

• 51:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  Into some kind of day drinking alcoholic abyss. You see it for a second, right?

• 51:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  For just a moment, it's like something opens up. It's a, it's a hell realm, for sure.

• 51:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a hell garden, yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  It's a hell garden, but for a second, you see it, it's beautiful.

• 51:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yup.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Euronimus Bosch. He was actually painting something beautiful. He, you know what I mean? Pinhead, Hellraiser, the Cine... You see it for a second, like...

• 51:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know he's been on the show, I'm friends with him.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  I know.

• 51:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  So cool.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  So cool.

• 51:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, it's time to do my TikToks because, why not?

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Let's do it.

• 51:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, this fucking shit.

• 51:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a furry... Being hooked up.

• 52:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  I mean...

• 52:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's what you need to do. There you go, there you go. Okay.

• 52:14Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, but it's better if it looks like a transition. Okay. Do you know what I mean? So don't wait for me to clear the...

• 52:19Speaker 03

  He is so compliant.

• 52:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 52:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  God, I'm missing out.

• 52:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  My sexuality's been so vanilla.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  He's topping from the bottom right now, it's not good.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  He's being so disrespectful.

• 52:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that right?

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's giving her the orders?

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 52:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god. What is this furry shit?

• 52:48Speaker 03

  He's very disrespectful.

• 52:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  But why? Tell me, I don't know this culture.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  Well, if we go back and look, first of all, he shouldn't have been talking at all.

• 52:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Like, everything he's do, like, he's doing this sort of feigned helpfulness, but it's just trying to gain power.

• 53:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh wow.

• 53:04Speaker 03

  And she's annoyed with him for it, and rightfully so. Like, he, he's got a lot to learn. Like, he needs to shut the fuck up.

• 53:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  He's being a very naughty little fox.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  And he needs to learn his lessons.

• 53:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  The animal thing, the furry thing.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  The furry thing, huh?

• 53:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can't, I can't, this I understand, submission, dominance, okay, that's a... Yes, but the, the animal, I don't know, that's just a realm I haven't even crossed over it.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  Well, okay, it's, this is how I understand.

• 53:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  We're in default reality, you and I, we're in default reality, you know, mostly.

• 53:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  We have weird lives, but we still, we've got kids.

• 53:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  We gotta pay the bills, we gotta get the, you know, the kids to school, we're in default mode, right? That's our lives, mostly. The furry, uh, subculture, you could, you could see that as a sort of stargate, a wormhole, if you will, that you could theoretically travel so far out of default reality.

• 54:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mmm.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  That you end up in a completely different zone.

• 54:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  I gotta get into this, man.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Pure anonymity.

• 54:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 54:12Speaker 03

  You're wearing a fucking costume, no one knows who you fucking are anymore. You're gone. Whatever you were is gone. This is, again, I'm not a furry, but I do like watching furry videos.

• 54:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 54:22Speaker 03

  So, you're, now you're purely anonymous.

• 54:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I gotta get into this shit.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  You're in your fursona, as they call it.

• 54:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Your fursona?

• 54:29Speaker 03

  They call it a fursona. So now you've like transformed into a alternate being.

• 54:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh wow.

• 54:35Speaker 03

  And no one knows who you are. You're, essentially you're reborn into this level of depravity.

• 54:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love it.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  That you could never get to in your...

• 54:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  In waking life. But hold on, so like, what animals can I choose from though? Is it relegated to a fox? Cause I feel like they all wear the same dorky... I can be any animal?

• 54:52Speaker 03

  A furry came to one of my shows and gave me a very nice bracelet and told me that they think I would be a crow, and I think they're right.

• 55:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, can you bring up like furry crow costume? I think you'd be a great crow.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  I do too. I, I think they were totally right.

• 55:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god, Duncan, you're a crow furry.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  And I feel, I feel like I was like, because a real furry came to my show and told me this, I feel like I've been anointed.

• 55:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  For sure, but like, here's my question. Do you have to wear the mask?

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then how do they get to your dick? Cause there's...

• 55:25Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 55:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, but isn't that the point of this? Is your dick gets hard and then you, you do stuff?

• 55:31Speaker 03

  I think that they unzip.

• 55:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  So, all of this regalia, this is, have you ever had a, a mask on like that? It's very sweaty, it's not good.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  I don't know, I've watched a little furry porn and it, like, I think they just unzip.

• 55:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  You just, but, but, but you leave the mask on, it's very hot in there, it's not good.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  I think that's part of it, is like you suffer. I mean, it...

• 55:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, the heat and the sweatiness.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think there's a degree of, like, self-imposed, of masochism. I think there's a degree of fursuit. You know, you're, the hair, what, what do they call it?

• 56:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hair shirt, like a fransiskan hair shirt, yeah, I like that.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Exactly, so you're sort of burdening yourself with this painful apparatus or something. I don't know, that's all theoretical, I have no idea. Any furries out there, feel, feel free to reach out and let me know where I'm right, where I'm wrong. I'm not sure.

• 56:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Zack.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Are you fucking shitting?

• 56:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's so funny dude.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  That is crazy.

• 56:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, anyway, sorry, I gotta stop, I know, I'm sorry, it's very annoying that I keep looking at my texts.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Wild, this is like, you've gone beyond the ice wall or something, you've found something.

• 56:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Gonna be a furry. Wait, what animal should I be?

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Well, you, I think you, you, I feel like a furry has to tell you that, I guess, or you discovered on your own.

• 56:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Any furries listening, could you please tell me which one I should be?

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, which ones, what can I, I can pick any animal? A crow is pretty tight though dude.

• 56:55Speaker 03

  You could be a crow too. I feel you have to be drawn to it or something though. Like, is that your thing? Like, you, there's, I don't know, I don't know, I have no idea. This is like a furry at a show. I have no idea, they told me, we didn't talk all that much.

• 57:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can a furry please tell me which animal I would be? Oh, I like that dragon, the lizard.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  Ooh, that's cool.

• 57:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I'm kind of into that.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  That's cool.

• 57:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mythical creatures? I'd be a mythical creature.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I've seen some good dragon suits.

• 57:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really? I'd be a dragon. I, I like the idea of being supernatural. I don't wanna be a dog or something.

• 57:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm, I'm, the whole dog cat thing, no offense.

• 57:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Boring.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Furry dog cats out there, I just...

• 57:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, like, pick something kinda cooler.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just domesticated.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 57:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Slave essentially.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Totally. Yeah, dragon's cool, unicorn.

• 57:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, maybe I'm a unicorn, but I'm gonna be like a dark animal, I don't, whatever.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Unicorns are, you're not, I don't wanna see you as a unicorn.

• 57:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can't, we, we gotta get out of this and into something else, here we go. I fucking love this guy. I follow him on TikTok. He just dances and goes...

• 58:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  He just goes, hello bitch.

• 58:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love him.

• 58:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's great too, he looks good.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love when he does that shit.

• 58:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  New York, nobody flinches, look.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nobody cares.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, no one cares.

• 58:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's the best city in the world.

• 58:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, look, they're just walking past him, so good.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  Culture jamming, culture jamming, that's what that is, right?

• 58:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, okay.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what? I had the best time with you in Judeork Titties. Oh, yeah. Hey, Salt Lake City, I've got tickets left on the Friday Late Show. How great is that, by the way? They're like, we're not going out at nine o'clock on a Friday. That's why I love Salt Lake City. There's some tickets left on the other shows, but grab your wise guys in Salt Lake City. I'm gonna wear the best fucking outfits. I've already picked like the coolest shit for you guys. And then I'm doing a residency here in Mothership. Hey, do you wanna hop on my shoes on Mothership?

• 59:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, and then I'm doing Skank Fest.

• 59:17Speaker 03

  That's gonna be fun.

• 59:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've never done it.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  I'm, you know, I, I love, okay, wait, hold on, real quick. I don't know if we have to wrap up.

• 59:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  Skank Fest is the best comedy festival. There's no better. Like, you will, if you've been to comedy festivals and you have a weird feeling about comedy. No, no, no. This is what comedy festivals should be.

• 59:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  And I, like, I'm not saying that just because I'm on it. I've, I've, it's so fun.

• 59:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're doing this one.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  I'm looking forward to it the way I used to look forward to Burning Man. Like,

• 59:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude!

• 59:44Speaker 03

  It's so fun. And the fact that you're there and it's New Orleans?

• 59:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  We're gonna, I've never been to New Orleans.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up.

• 59:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've only been to Shreveport, Louisiana.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  You've never been to New Orleans?

• 59:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, dude. I know, she did like a vampire tour, like on Anne Rice.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  My god, are you geeking?

• 1:00:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, I'm so, I'm so untraveled, I'm so uncultured.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no. You're, you're coming home.

• 1:00:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I know, I can't wait.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  It's the most goth, dark, haunted, southern city you've ever, there's real vamp, there's vampires there.

• 1:00:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, dude, Anne Rice, she was fucking, she chilled there.

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:00:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, dude, I know.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  We, you know, we've gotta go to the, um, we gotta go to, there's this like famous absinthe bar there where you can get real absinthe.

• 1:00:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've never done it.

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Oh, we gotta go. And the food is just incredible, no matter where you go.

• 1:00:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  What does absinthe feel like, though?

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Uh, it's like European tequila. You know, tequila, you get that little?

• 1:00:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Pop?

• 1:00:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  It's like that, but there's some kind of psychoactive, you have to get the real stuff with like fujon. And so you get like, it's, it's, it's dangerous in the sense that, like, when, when I did the drunk history on absinthe, which is the most hammered I ever got.

• 1:00:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Funny.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  That, uh, was like, my mind was like so clear, clear as a bell, but my

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  But my mind was just so perfectly, it was so great, it was like being stuck in like a broken robot or something that I couldn't get the mouth to work.

• 1:01:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think that would scare me.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  It was scary. It was kinda scary. And it's got a high alcohol content.

• 1:01:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Alright.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  But it's great, it's fun. Like, little bits of it are fun.

• 1:01:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'll do like a tiny little meow, just a meow, and then see how I feel about it.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Gotta do it.

• 1:01:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Anyway, I'm stoked about that. Okay, here we go.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  God, you're sexy and you don't even know it. Thank you.

• 1:01:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Who is this for?

• 1:01:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  Who's he talking to?

• 1:01:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know, but I just, I wish it were me, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:01:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Damn, dude, he's so horny. Like, this approach never works with women, just a heads up, like, straights.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  What approach? What is the approach?

• 1:02:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's like, you're so fucking hot. And then, like, if you're, if you're broken enough on a day and you, you get this, you're like, oh, this guy thinks I'm something special. And then you fucking DM him. Not that I've done that, of course.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Oh, my god. So it does work?

• 1:02:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  It must for him.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  It doesn't work for him? He's putting this on TikTok? You think there's people who actually see Anthony Zazarki's weird?

• 1:02:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Zazarki. Charneski coach.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Loneliness.

• 1:02:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Is so scary and sad.

• 1:02:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  You know, you're born into the world, like you said, squirted out of a vagina.

• 1:02:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Into this like beautiful, potentially beautiful Garden of Eden situation, inevitably on the subway, alone, broken. Everything about you're a social animal, you need to be touched, you want someone to love you. And it, and you get so inflamed by this loneliness that you end up filming this for real. Uploading it onto fucking TikTok. You don't care anymore. You're on fire with loneliness, desperate for anyone to just touch you.

• 1:03:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  But here's the thing, is like, all, all the TikTok helpers are like, you have to be whole yourself, you have to be in love with yourself. And I'm like, well, then why have a relationship? Then why relate to anybody? Is there just an inherently human quality of loneliness? And you need to have the validation of the other? Or is it a want for the validation of the other?

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  Let me say this, this is gonna be controversial, here's a controversial statement.

• 1:03:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Go ahead.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  This is where I start, you know, like Punk Man?

• 1:03:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Where I'm like,

• 1:03:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Full circle now.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  I think he's a Satanist.

• 1:03:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  I do think, and this is gonna, for everyone to just know, this is an un, sometimes I have things that are still simmering in my brain. Like, the rainbow wheel's spinning here, but my feeling

• 1:03:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Safe space.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Is the, the, the cult of self-love is actually a satanic virtue. That, this notion of wholeness via loving of oneself is absolutely a, a, a satanic virtue that I don't think is real. I, I don't think that you can actually love yourself and that spiritual health, I feel like I'm gonna catch shit for this. This is just, again, rainbow wheel's spinning here, but I do feel like,

• 1:04:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, let's go, let's go down this rabbit hole.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  Here's the problem with the term, love yourself, or I love myself, and I've said it myself, I've, I've subscribed to this before, love yourself. The problem is, there's two terms in here that need deep examination, primarily.

• 1:04:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hold on, I, I need more alcohol, please.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Self.

• 1:04:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  What is the self that we're loving?

• 1:04:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's constructed, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's, it's, uh, changeable, it's malleable, there is no self, there is no set self. So you're constantly changing, you're constantly, so then what, you need like 20 different partners throughout your lifetime to reflect where you're at? Because what happens is the self changes, and then the person you're with, you might go, oh, now we're not compatible. And then there goes your, your whole fucking existence, you know?

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:05:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  And do I need an other to reflect as a mirror to where I'm deficient? Sometimes, yes. But that's why I like relationship, because then you go like, oh, here's where I'm fucked up, here's where I'm, but then it all leads to self-love, apparently. But I agree, who can attain this self-love?

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  I'm confused by this term.

• 1:05:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know what it means.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  What does it fucking mean?

• 1:05:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  What does that fucking mean?

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  What is the, okay, so, yeah.

• 1:05:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  We need a Domino's pizza, can you get me a fucking thin crust?

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  We don't know what self is, and then what is, what is this love thing? What does that mean? What, what are, what are the, when we're saying love, you can't, you're just saying something, like, what is that? So, number one, I'm not even quite sure what my self is, and now you're telling me to love it? Well, what is, you, what was I meaning?

• 1:05:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, I know. Can you call me so I can answer?

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Calling.

• 1:06:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, so, okay, here's my theory on the self-love thing, now I remember it. Is that it's, uh, to love the fallibility and the, the mutability of one's own being. To love one's flawedness in its entirety and complexity. And once you've mastered that, it's actually to love the piece of human shit that you think you are. Does that, like, you must love all the fall, all the shit that you hate in yourself, you must accept. I think that's what they're saying, all these fucking TikTok gooks.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  I don't know what love, what the love part still means, though.

• 1:06:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Love, it's acceptance.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  So acceptance.

• 1:06:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  And celebration, and celebration of one's perceived flaws. I think that's what they mean. Because the shit that you think are flaws are what make you human, and to be human is inherently problematic and shit. And if you can find a way to transcend it and not self-love, now you've won the game. I think.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  I, I, I'm not rejecting what you're saying, I, I just, sometimes a lot of,

• 1:07:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  You are, I see it in your face, you're rejecting what I'm fucking saying.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  These fucking aphorisms.

• 1:07:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I hate that, and I do the,

• 1:07:18Speaker 03

  When placed under a microscope, fall apart.

• 1:07:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  And you end up stuck in this place of like, well, I want to, I want to be a good person. I think most people do. I don't want there to be suffering in the world, I don't want to cause suffering in the world. But if you're, if you're prescribing to me some kind of,

• 1:07:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Take that Domino's, okay?

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Love yourself thing, which is, shows up all over the place. But then, if I start really examining the terms, primarily the self part, I end up where it feels like you're telling me, I need, number one, to construct an amalgam of all of my flaws. So you want me to focus on my flaws? Now I've made a kind of scarecrow of all the things that I am consciously aware of that suck about me. And now, you want me to approach this fucking weird idol, it's an idol made up of my flaws.

• 1:08:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  But why are your flaws idolatry?

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  To bow to it, because it's not real.

• 1:08:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, man, you just broke my fucking noodle, bro.

• 1:08:23Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 1:08:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, it's not real, no, you're right, hold on, let's go down this tangent. Your perceived flaws are not real, therefore, to love them, is that really such a Herculean effort?

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  It's idolatry.

• 1:08:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  But do we worship the flaws or do we merely accept them? There's a difference between idolatry and compassion, right? Idolatry and acceptance, those are two different terms.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I agree.

• 1:08:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why would you worship your flaws? Worshiping means to bow down and, and like, well, let's think about this, what is idolatry? I gotta take a piss, let's come back to this. Okay, I thought about it when I was peeing. Idolatry is the blind worship of something. The, the other thing we're talking about is the examination and the turning over of one's own self. The thorough examination, idolatry just implies blindness to what's actually inside of it, hence the word idolatry, right? Look up the word idolatry.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  That's good, that's a good start.

• 1:09:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that, is that, I feel like that,

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  I don't know, let's look up the definition. The worship of a physical object statue of representation

• 1:09:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Representation.

• 1:09:33Speaker 03

  Of an excessive supreme devotion to anyone or anything other than God.

• 1:09:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  So it's the form, you're representing, you're worshiping the form, but not the content.

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, sure.

• 1:09:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  So if you look at your flaws and you go, they're so amazing. And you just look at the form, you're not actually deconstructing and going into the content.

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:09:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Maybe that's the distinction. So if you love the content, the messiness of it, compassion for that messiness? Is that the undoing of the messiness?

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Here's the problem. Let's, I like where you're going because I do think, no, you've dug into like, I think, a good, working definition of self. Let's just call it some kind of like, living current of is-ness that is maybe, has recurring patterns that you can identify or is happening within

• 1:10:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is big.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  The circumference of who you are.

• 1:10:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Living, okay, it's like a Google Doc that you constantly

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  Sure, it's like a Google, it's a living current of repeating patterns that you've identified as being somehow unique to you or you, your

• 1:10:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Which they are.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Okay, so, but that's fine. But so then the love part is where it gets difficult because it's like, so now that we've identified this recurring pattern of is-ness that is me, now I have to love that.

• 1:10:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Right, okay. So, two problems. Number one, who is that which is the love purveyor?

• 1:11:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 1:11:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  The love giver.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  The love giver, the giver of love. Number two, can you give love? So is it possible to give love and receive love? Or is this one of the many satanic things that Lucifer whispers into the world? Which is like, you must not give love. You must not love that being. Cause it implies you can love. It implies you can give love or take love, withhold love. It gives this

• 1:11:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  It does.

• 1:11:32Speaker 03

  Sense that you have way more power than I think humans actually have.

• 1:11:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wrong. Okay, this is where we agree to disagree.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Fine.

• 1:11:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  The whole crux of existence is free will. Think about it. Society is set up, like what we're doing today, debauchery. I'm drinking a Y-clo, I'm gonna have vodka, I'm gonna be a piece of shit. You can always choose that low frequency route versus the love route. The loving self today should have been like, Christina, what are you doing? You can't rip darts, it's, it's

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  Disagree.

• 1:11:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh!

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Disagree! Disagree. Again, whispers of the devil in pumpkin season.

• 1:12:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pumpkin season!

• 1:12:08Speaker 03

  This is what the pumpkin

• 1:12:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fucking pumpkins!

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  The pumpkin lord wants you to believe that you can't rip darts. The pumpkin lord wants you to believe in the sacred and the profane. The pumpkin lord wants you, the

• 1:12:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  The profane is sacred, is what you're saying.

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  I'm saying, when, think, what we all have is an experience of love in one way, shape or form. You've felt it. You know what it is. It is, has nothing to do with any of the machinations of the little self. When you find yourself in the experience of true love, oh.

• 1:12:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Have I?

• 1:12:45Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 1:12:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Have I? Have I experienced romantic love? Yes. True love is only between a mother and child.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  And you know it. And you know it. And that, whatever that is, to be within that state and think, I am giving love. I am the one who is doing the loving.

• 1:13:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  The self.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  It's a reduction of the experience into a place where you trick yourself into thinking you have more control than you do. It's like a fish going to another fish and saying, you better watch out, I'm gonna splash you. It's like, you're wet, you're a fish. Everyone's wet down here.

• 1:13:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  You lost me now.

• 1:13:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  So you're saying it's involuntary, this reflex of love?

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  I'm saying, this is where, again, rainbow wheel.

• 1:13:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, we're all exploring here.

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  I mean, fundamental experience of pure divine love. And that is so unbearable that we invent stories.

• 1:13:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I agree with that.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  That's where I'm at with it right now.

• 1:13:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  We are in, here's what I've realized in my meditations lately. The acceptance of calmness and the acceptance of love is very hard for me to accept. Have you ever meditated? I'll tell you a story. This is very embarrassing, but I'll tell you anyway.

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  Let's hear it.

• 1:14:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I was in my yard, you know, being a hippie in the grass, meditating. And I looked up at the sky and I said, God, who am I talking to? Who are you? What is this? Just as I said that, an acorn fell on my left shoulder. And I was like, okay. Okay, all right, that was fucking crazy and meaningful and whatever this is. And it was so hard for me to accept in that moment, the calm, the peace, watching the trees move gently with the leaves and realizing that I'm just one of this. I'm part of all of this. My immune, my immune system. My system cannot handle that love and calmness. And you're right, and we reject it, we reject it, we reject it. I can't, I can't take the love yet.

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  That's it. That's it.

• 1:14:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck, man!

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  That's it. And so as part of rejecting, we imagine we are in charge of the love. And also, you caught the acorn thing, right? Like you caught like what an acorn is, right?

• 1:14:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Satan?

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  No, an acorn could grow into the biggest tree. An acorn is like

• 1:15:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  The beginning of life.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  Yes, that's the

• 1:15:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Seed of life, yeah.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  And those forms of communication, that's how it talks. And it gives you, in an impossible moment, the most incredible message all bundled up. I mean, that's what an acorn is. It's like, it's the data which could form a massive tree. And so, it's so deep. And so, yeah, I just think when one says, love oneself, it produces a singular, the illusion of me, the individual, a separate identity from the whole, that is then loving myself. Instead of really, you are in love. You are in an ocean of love already.

• 1:15:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  But then why is it so hard to attribute it to the changing self? That's the struggle, to attribute it to the fallible, human, changeable self.

• 1:15:57Speaker 03

  Cause we've been bad and we feel naughty and we don't feel, you know, like your kids. It's one of the saddest things when your child, when your kid feels like they've done something wrong. And they have probably, but whatever they've done wrong is no big deal. But to them, because they've disappointed you, it's the worst of worst.

• 1:16:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because they've disappointed you.

• 1:16:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:16:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  You've disapproved daddy. Daddy's disapproving of you and now you're shamed and you're wrong.

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  But they, they don't understand that you love them no matter what. And this is, I think, that what we're existing with.

• 1:16:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's our relationship to God.

• 1:16:29Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 1:16:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, we just figured out the fucking secrets of the universe at a one hour 18. Just fucking note that, dude. Dude, we just figured out the secrets of the universe.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  And the pumpkin lord don't want you to know that. The pumpkin lord, the pumpkin lord wants you to feel dirty and bad. The pumpkin lord wants you to feel like ripping darts makes you bad and you don't deserve that.

• 1:16:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right, that's right.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  That's what the pumpkin lord wants. We reject the pumpkin lord here.

• 1:16:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  We reject the pumpkin lord today. Reject the pumpkin lord.

• 1:16:59Speaker 03

  Reject the pumpkin lord.

• 1:17:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's the name of the episode.

• 1:17:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you're right. It just has to mirror the relationship that you have with your children, which you see as sacred and lovable inherently to begin with.

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why would you not mimic the relationship that God has established for you in nature? Your children are not fallible. They don't come out of you flawed. You take on this identity as flawed.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  You just can't believe it, man. You just can't believe it. It's unbelievable that something could actually just love you as you are.

• 1:17:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I have a hard time accepting that. That's the problem. Because the parents, I got, whatever, I signed up for parents that weren't able to, let's say. And so now my challenge is going to be to accept that love.

• 1:17:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck.

• 1:17:40Speaker 03

  It's hard.

• 1:17:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's just so

• 1:17:42Speaker 03

  That would be so fun to play Dungeons and Dragons with him.

• 1:17:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, it's crazy. Here's the thing with Zach is that like, cut this out. He's very athletic, you know?

• 1:17:54Speaker 03

  He's ripped.

• 1:17:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I'm like, I'm not into that fitness level. Like, I'm a natural woman. Like, I'm, I'm Marilyn. I have curves. I like to eat. I'm very hedonically oriented.

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm not disciplinely oriented. You know what I mean? Like, how do I neg him? Oh, do I call him fat and stuff? To make him be lazier?

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's the answer to call him fat. He's not. I mean, you don't wanna lie. I mean, he knows he's not fat. The problem is, is like, You're dealing with like with, you know, people like you, you're sort of like archetypically the goddess, right? And this, this being is so profoundly powerful and charismatic.

• 1:18:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:18:38Speaker 03

  It doesn't really care. Like, your whole, like, oh, wow, you've got abs. Like, it, it, in the face of, like, that diva energy, it's meaningless.

• 1:18:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Indifference. I think, I think indifference is my, not even address it and be like, who cares? I've seen these a million times.

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:18:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  It doesn't. That, that shit works.

• 1:19:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  That, whatever your, like, hypnotic abs thing is, that, that tail feather doesn't work here.

• 1:19:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, because not only that, like, I understand that we're in a meat corpse that's slowly rotting. I'm like, yeah, you've cheated death for now.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're still, like, permanentities. No man steps in the same river twice. It's like, it's, it's mutability, it's changeability. Good, you've got those now? What about in 20 years? What do you got a lot for me now, Zach?

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  You got, can you pull up, just real quick, can we pull up a picture of, of Mother Kali?

• 1:19:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love Kalima, she's in my bathroom right now. I want to be here for Halloween.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  That's who you are.

• 1:19:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, but I've heard that that's, I want to be here for Halloween, but Heidi Klum did it, and apparently she got in a lot of trouble.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  What do you mean got in trouble?

• 1:19:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like, it's culturally insensitive to dress up as a Hindu goddess if you're not.

• 1:19:45Speaker 03

  I tell you, I will connect you with someone who is an actual Shaivite, and you can talk to them, I don't think they would see it that way, at all.

• 1:19:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Kalima, K-A-L-I. I love Kali, she's my, my goddess right now. I literally have a framed picture of Kali in my, that's the one I have too. Down to the left, I have that one, where the head of the man was there.

• 1:20:04Speaker 03

  Do you know what's going on there?

• 1:20:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do. That guy offended the village and wanted to kill the children, and so she fucking cut off all their hands and cut off the head of these pieces of shit that threatened the children.

• 1:20:15Speaker 03

  You got it, you got it. No one gets that. This is the embodiment of, don't piss off a mom.

• 1:20:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Speaker 03

  That's what you're looking at here, and that's the daddy underneath, that's Shiva, that she's got her foot on.

• 1:20:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's Shiva, that's her consort.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  Shiva.

• 1:20:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's her consort, though.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Shiva, the destroyer of worlds, he's passed out, and she's got his, her fucking foot on his chest.

• 1:20:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's not dead, he's just.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  No, he's not dead.

• 1:20:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  She temporarily fucked him up.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  Wearing, wearing a garland of demon heads.

• 1:20:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yep.

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  Now, you see, this being, when it encounters Efron's abs, it's like, eh.

• 1:20:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's true, it's indifference, it's like, I've killed people, dude.

• 1:20:55Speaker 03

  Let's pull up another picture of Kalima.

• 1:20:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love Kali.

• 1:20:58Speaker 03

  I do too. But a lot of people find her to be terrifying until you understand what it represents, and then it's the most beautiful thing ever.

• 1:21:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's feminine rage?

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  It's protection of innocence, it's defense of those who can't be defended, it's really quite beaut, and also, another way to look at it is, Kali comes in and decapitates, you know, like, the way self-help culture is taking all these aspects of ourselves that, that are, are not useful when it comes to conducting ourselves in a civilized society, and like, ennobles them.

• 1:21:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:31Speaker 03

  Kali comes in and cuts their heads off.

• 1:21:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  This is freedom, liberation, separation from the bullshit. This is that energy that cuts in and frees us from our ignorance.

• 1:21:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  It's the mercy of God.

• 1:21:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yep, and I think that, too, in the Western world, we're so afraid of feminine rage, or just rage in general, and, and.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  It's terrifying.

• 1:21:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  In the East, they allow this, which I think is so lovely, and she shows her tongue, like, fuck you, I'm gonna fucking kill these motherfuckers.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, rage is very suppressed in feminine culture. It's considered unattractive for an angry woman.

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Until it's too late, and then you get a garland of fucking demon heads, and the dude's passed out, he's stoned out of his fucking mind, he likes to drink the bong glossy, he's high, and look at her, she's just like, yeah, I guess I've gotta step up, bitch.

• 1:22:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  It's scary.

• 1:22:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love her. I can't believe you've brought up Kali, yeah, she's my, she's my jam.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Cause I saw the energy in you.

• 1:22:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, the rage, the feminine fucking divine, I know. You know what, we've totally forgot about our TikTok, should we get back in?

• 1:22:40Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:22:42Speaker 07

  Day 34 of 45, still learning how to pop my shit. I've always been confident, there was no one who could tell me I wasn't that girl. But as I've gotten older, it's become real clear, sharing your come-ups, your wins, your blessings can get frowned on real quick. I run into two types of people. Some say, keep your bragging close, so people don't sabotage you or feel intimidated.

• 1:23:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck off. Okay, here, for those of you just listening, these women are practicing sadomasochism with a Jewish guy, is he a Hasidic Jew? And they're doing it in, like, the conference room of the Courtyard Marriott.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  It's the funniest part. This is in a fucking Courtyard Marriott?

• 1:23:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's the worst.

• 1:23:27Speaker 03

  It's, the smell of the shitty breakfast buffet is wafting in, is this guy's.

• 1:23:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  And she's getting whipped, and the lighting is terrible, it's like, if you're gonna do dungeon play, do it in a dungeon, dummy, what are you doing?

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  There's no, there isn't, I, I don't think, if, if we take eroticism, this is the antithesis. Like, there's nothing less erotic than a fucking boardroom at a.

• 1:23:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  The carpet's terrible from, you know, 1988.

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  What the fuck is this?

• 1:24:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's, it's, it's S and M for fucking dorks, dude. I mean, you don't do this at the Courtyard Marriott, in the, in their, what is it, their fucking, their convention room? They rented this out?

• 1:24:16Speaker 03

  I would be so happy, though, if I was, like, on the road and accidentally walked in.

• 1:24:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  The best. You'd be like, what's going on?

• 1:24:23Speaker 03

  What's, I didn't watch.

• 1:24:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Any, any, what are your thoughts on this?

• 1:24:28Speaker 00

  Uh, it looks like the fucking Backrooms.

• 1:24:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  The Backrooms?

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  Dude, it does look like the Backrooms.

• 1:24:33Speaker 00

  It literally looks like the Backrooms.

• 1:24:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  What's the Backrooms?

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  You know what the Backrooms is?

• 1:24:37Speaker 00

  You haven't seen the new movie?

• 1:24:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh babe, I'm, my, my life is so fakokta right now, I haven't seen anything, I haven't seen The Odyssey.

• 1:24:44Speaker 03

  I'm fascinated you don't know what the Backrooms is.

• 1:24:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  I have no fucking idea what this is.

• 1:24:47Speaker 03

  That's the Backrooms.

• 1:24:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, this is a show on TV or about?

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  Oh my god, you really have missed the Backroom.

• 1:24:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I'm, babe, my life is.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  This, this opens my heart to you even more, like, oh my god, wow, you really have been in a vortex, oh my god.

• 1:25:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, my life is like, the kids come home, I do that, I make grilled cheese five times a day, this is, what is this, a TV show?

• 1:25:07Speaker 03

  It's like a YouTube phenomenon, 824 made a movie out of it.

• 1:25:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love 824.

• 1:25:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do too.

• 1:25:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  They make good shit.

• 1:25:13Speaker 03

  You should make a movie with it.

• 1:25:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't want to make a movie.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:25:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know how much I hate acting, and I hate sitting in a fucking trailer? Look, we got out of The Matrix, why the fuck would I want to get back in?

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  I'll tell you, it's fun to make, it's fun.

• 1:25:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't like it.

• 1:25:25Speaker 03

  When you get to work with a bunch of artists and you get to make something real, it's pretty cool.

• 1:25:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm making it right now, babe.

• 1:25:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is true.

• 1:25:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  We're helping more people today.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  It's so easy to forget that.

• 1:25:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, come on.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, anyway, that's crazy you don't know what the Backrooms is. Doesn't matter.

• 1:25:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't even know, I don't know, I just figured out who Billie Eilish was yesterday.

• 1:25:43Speaker 03

  Are you joking?

• 1:25:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I'm just kidding, I, I knew who she was, but, no, I'm in, I'm in, you know, the back, okay, so what is this?

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  You like Eilish?

• 1:25:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  I do.

• 1:25:51Speaker 03

  I do too.

• 1:25:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  I like that she's, um.

• 1:25:54Speaker 03

  She seems cool, you should have her on the show.

• 1:25:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Billie Eilish, come on my show, I would love you. Well, because she's like this anti-traditionally patriarchal feminine figure, but she's highly feminine, highly powerful, highly dominant, she's brilliant.

• 1:26:07Speaker 03

  She seems fun, too.

• 1:26:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yep, I think she's a good hang.

• 1:26:10Speaker 03

  Generally cool.

• 1:26:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  And she has Tourette's.

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  She has Tourette's?

• 1:26:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:13Speaker 03

  No shit?

• 1:26:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Which I love even more, they edit it out of her interviews, apparently, she has, like, physical tics, but when she sings, she doesn't have them, which I love even more. No, she's the best, dude. Come on the show, Billie.

• 1:26:26Speaker 03

  I bet she watches your, I wouldn't be, seems like she'd like your show.

• 1:26:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know, she's like 12 years old.

• 1:26:31Speaker 03

  She is a little, she's pretty young.

• 1:26:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's gorgeous. All right, well, anyway, that's getting whipped at the Courtyard Marriott, fucking terrible. I'm looking for a boyfriend, I'm 27, I'm retarded, I'm unemployed, I've been in a mental hospital, I say slurs, and I know how to cook. Mm-hmm.

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  That, okay, the only thing I think, I don't think she's retarded.

• 1:26:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:26:54Speaker 03

  Did she mean that literally?

• 1:26:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:26:57Speaker 03

  Can we play it again real quick?

• 1:26:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yep, of course. I'm looking for a boyfriend, I'm 27, I'm retarded. I'm unemployed. I've been in a mental hospital. I say slurs and I know how to cook. This is my Raya profile. What are you talking about? Love this. I love this chick.

• 1:27:14Speaker 03

  I, I like her too. I don't like, you know, I'm sorry. Again, I feel like I've said a few things on this episode. I'm gonna catch shit.

• 1:27:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:20Speaker 03

  I, I say this knowing how I look. So any, when I judge anyone's appearance, I know what I look like. I, I, I, okay, I don't like football. All right. I don't like football. I've never been able to like football. I don't like that lip puff thing.

• 1:27:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't either.

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:27:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't either. It's overfilling. You don't need to.

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:27:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay. Can I tell you something fucking diabolical?

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  So in the rich lady community here in Austin.

• 1:27:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  The, the more overfilled your lips are, the more of a status symbol that is.

• 1:27:50Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:27:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a way to signify. It's like an Hermes belt or something. It, it's a way to signify to the others that you can afford it. No, it's, it's fucking so gross.

• 1:28:00Speaker 03

  Like a hernia.

• 1:28:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  It looks terrible.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  It looks like a prolapse.

• 1:28:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:05Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like it looks like a prolapse.

• 1:28:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like a prolapsed asshole. Can we, can we bring one up?

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  You can't show it on the show, but it looks, there's a, it looks like something is poking out that shouldn't be poking out.

• 1:28:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why do you guys give me alcohol before every show lately?

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  It's good.

• 1:28:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  You fucking cunts.

• 1:28:21Speaker 03

  I don't want this show to end.

• 1:28:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know. Oh my god.

• 1:28:23Speaker 03

  I don't wanna go back to my life.

• 1:28:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I know. But listen, it's early. We started drinking early. I can go home and nap before my kids come home. Oh, it's a prolapsed anus dude.

• 1:28:31Speaker 03

  But it does, it does have a similarity. It's a, I would say the prolapse is like a darker crimson-y red. But if you took that, if you took that right there, that prolapse and you lightened it up, made it a little like more pink.

• 1:28:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah dude.

• 1:28:45Speaker 03

  Then it would look like those lips.

• 1:28:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  But here's the deal, man. Maybe that's what she's going for. Maybe she's into getting prolapsed and then this will be a beacon to dudes who are into that, cuz she's into getting her asshole. Dude, yeah, it's too much, bro.

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  It's too much.

• 1:29:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Listen, don't, you don't have to do this. This looks terrible.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Also, I've heard that the lips and the anus, it's the same tissue.

• 1:29:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  No. Oh, it's like nice and soft and stuff.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  It's no, the connect, like, you know, the, the lips connect directly to the anus and apparently like both sides are the same.

• 1:29:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really?

• 1:29:16Speaker 03

  Tissue. Can you guys look up if the lips and anus are the same tissue? I saw that like just scrolling, so it's probably not real.

• 1:29:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  I wouldn't doubt that because it's very sensitive. It's very pliable.

• 1:29:28Speaker 03

  Yes, your lips and anus share a similar type of specialized moist lining called mucosa because they form the opposite ends of your continuous digestive tract. So when you're puffing your lips, you're giving yourself a, like a front-facing rectal prolapse. That's why I don't like it.

• 1:29:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  So she should also inject her asshole to even it out.

• 1:29:47Speaker 03

  No one's doing that.

• 1:29:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yet.

• 1:29:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Everybody's bleaching their asshole. Why not inject it? Make it more beautiful?

• 1:29:56Speaker 03

  The ends of the snake. We have to do things to the ends of the snake.

• 1:30:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I agree. It's so funny cuz we're gonna look back in 20 years and see these photos of girls who are all trying to look like the same person. It's so weird.

• 1:30:11Speaker 03

  And who is that person? It's weird.

• 1:30:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Kim Kardashian?

• 1:30:15Speaker 03

  It's Kim Kardashian.

• 1:30:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think it, I think it's the Kardashians.

• 1:30:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Honestly, cuz they, they set the precedence for this, this business, I think.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  I get a little Alex Jones about this. I, I, I know it's so batshit, but I do think like, is it a spirit that wants to manifest in the world but can't take on a body? And so it sort of goes through people and you end up with this crazy, I don't know, like something that, that feels like it's mocking femininity itself. You know what I mean? It's so, it's so, it's, maybe I'm just, it's a sign of me being old.

• 1:30:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's go through this because I'm really into the history of fashion right now and female, whatever. Um, okay, during like the plague, there was a plague look that women would try to attain. So they would put dark under eye circles, pale face. It was like a mimicry of whatever was happening in the zeitgeist. And women have historically.

• 1:31:17Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:31:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, like pale face. Yes, yes, yes. So it's always in relation to whatever is happening in society. Yes. Here we go. So these women are like plague hotties.

• 1:31:30Speaker 03

  So wait, what, what? Okay, so if, let's, I guess pull up Kim Kardashian. Like, if we're gonna use her as the archetype of like,

• 1:31:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:38Speaker 03

  Let's, let's pull it up and then try to like analyze what the fuck is happening in society based on the way Kim Kardashian.

• 1:31:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes. So pull up Kim before, like a before and after. And it's striking, the same with her young, is it Kylie who's got the makeup? Yeah, look at Kylie Jenner. Look, look, Kim was beautiful before.

• 1:31:59Speaker 03

  She was.

• 1:32:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then that's the aesthetic. Look, it matches up. The only difference is like lip gloss and her brows are too thin.

• 1:32:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, look at Kylie. Look at fucking Kylie. And she says that she's never had plastic surgery.

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 1:32:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wowza.

• 1:32:19Speaker 03

  Is it, it, I don't know, maybe like the, the bigger demon here is the way that we look down on plastic surgery. It, maybe that's the bigger demon. Maybe the bigger demon, the, the meta demon is not someone trying to make themselves look the way they wanna look. Maybe the bigger demon is whatever the, the invisible pressure to, that you have to stick with the avatar you came in on. Maybe that's the.

• 1:32:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's interesting.

• 1:32:48Speaker 03

  Maybe that's the true darkness. Is it's like you, you can express yourself through art, music, the way you wanna dress, but your self-expression stops when it comes to your body itself. You cannot alter it. And if you do, then you, you're judged. Maybe that, maybe I'm actually.

• 1:33:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  The asshole.

• 1:33:08Speaker 03

  The asshole here. I think I'm gonna take that, I think I'm the asshole. I think maybe that's where we're at, is people should be allowed to express themselves any way they want. It's your body, do what you wish.

• 1:33:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it's so singular. That's the problem. See, here's the thing, the before Kylie. So there is this Russian girl that I follow on social media where she's like, sister, her name is Babushka. She goes, sister, your nose is not too big. Uh, you're supposed to be representative of the region from which you come. So maybe like in Slavic culture, you're supposed to have a big nose because you are a witch. You're meant to be this witchy look. So when you rob yourself of that which makes you inherently interesting and cool, you've sucked your essence away and it becomes unattractive.

• 1:33:56Speaker 03

  It's a good counter argument.

• 1:33:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Honestly, I would rather have her with her small lips and da, da, da, and just lean into that. I don't know, man.

• 1:34:05Speaker 03

  I, I don't, I, look, if there was a, okay. Let's imagine, thought experiment, some machine, some new app. You could just change the way you look instantaneously. No surgery. You could just change the way you look. Everyone would do it. No one would judge it.

• 1:34:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  But here's the thing, when I do plastic surgery and botox and fillers, I actually like who I was as a younger version. I'm just trying to maintain the younger version that I was. I don't actually want to be somebody different. I just wanna go back to my past.

• 1:34:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  So that's diabolical too.

• 1:34:46Speaker 03

  Oh, the, I get it. I get it. That, that past, the illusion of what you were, when you were, you were that person back then.

• 1:34:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:55Speaker 03

  Really, we wanna time travel.

• 1:34:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  That's what it is. We wanna travel through time. We wanna be able to connect with all points in the future and the past.

• 1:35:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  But only aesthetically because I believe like, especially for women, when you're in your twenties, you're at the height of your aesthetic beauty, right? But your mental place is fucking dog shit. So if I could melt those two timelines together of like, did you hear that? That's thunder. If I could melt the two timelines of like aesthetic height with mental acuity of where I am now. Talk about calling him up.

• 1:35:32Speaker 03

  I think you're doing it.

• 1:35:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Trying, dude.

• 1:35:34Speaker 03

  It's cool. I don't know. I'm, I'm not a, I mean, this is.

• 1:35:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't wanna play that guy again.

• 1:35:40Speaker 03

  I, I do wanna play that guy. What is that?

• 1:35:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  You like this? You've not seen this?

• 1:35:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:35:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, this guy is in, um, Austin. Just like a live.

• 1:35:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, I like it too. Why do I like it?

• 1:35:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look how many people are watching this.

• 1:36:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I get it.

• 1:36:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Daylight.

• 1:36:12Speaker 03

  What they need to do is take him and put him in the Halloween section of Home Depot.

• 1:36:19Speaker 03

  Cause everybody would just think it was like a Halloween.

• 1:36:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Totally.

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  Everybody would want him, by the way. My kids would be like-

• 1:36:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  They love it. You go to those big Halloween stores.

• 1:36:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's the best. When they have these, uh, displays, they freak your kids out.

• 1:36:35Speaker 03

  The best.

• 1:36:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  It sucks up hours of your day. Highly recommend.

• 1:36:38Speaker 03

  My kids lo- yeah. That just looks like a motion activated Home Depot Halloween toy.

• 1:36:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think it's all year long they do this shit.

• 1:36:46Speaker 03

  Where? I wanna go. We should go.

• 1:36:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, let's go. Can you figure this out? It's definitely local.

• 1:36:51Speaker 03

  It's in a, it's in a cool video store.

• 1:36:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. It's not fun that people really, like M. Night Shyamalan, we've been doing a deep dive on his YouTube.

• 1:37:00Speaker 03

  Oh, who's "we"?

• 1:37:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, sorry, the other step dads. You're on a roster right now.

• 1:37:06Speaker 03

  What the fuck? How come I don't get on the M. Night Shyamalan roster? I wanna be part of that roster. What the fuck? It's fi- it's fine.

• 1:37:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look, I'm sorry, I'm just, there's so many guys in my life right now.

• 1:37:17Speaker 03

  I get it, you're busy.

• 1:37:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  So, this-

• 1:37:20Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 1:37:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  M. Night Shyam- can we, do you, can you find it? You're gonna die. This is the most-

• 1:37:25Speaker 03

  I love Shyamalan.

• 1:37:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  You won't, once you see him being personal on YouTube.

• 1:37:29Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I don't love him like, I love him, I mean, what, it's the most awkward- Did you see that, the, the movie where they all age on the beach?

• 1:37:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hold on. No, find the one where he's talking to the kid.

• 1:37:44Speaker 03

  Cool binge.

• 1:37:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  And that's his house. And he's like, he has no idea what's on. Oh, this is it.

• 1:37:49Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 1:37:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is insufferable.

• 1:37:50Speaker 03

  This is amazing.

• 1:37:51Speaker 04

  Do this in your art. You're so, so authentic and you're, you have a light, dude, everybody's gonna fuck. Yeah, really, seriously. I appreciate that.

• 1:38:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, back it up. What?

• 1:38:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Josh, find the clip where he's like, "What's your favorite movie?" You're gonna die. It's insufferable.

• 1:38:11Speaker 04

  On that. Um, but yeah, for sure. Well, I'm, I'm kinda interested. I mean, we're talking a lot about movies. What are your, what are your top four movies of all time? Oh my god, I can't do all time. All time? I have, I have eight- Right now? I have 800 on the shelf. Okay. Right now. The shelf is a literal shelf in my house that has Blu-rays on it. Okay, that's awesome.

• 1:38:29Speaker 03

  Blu-ray.

• 1:38:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, pause.

• 1:38:31Speaker 03

  Pause!

• 1:38:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  He has more, pause.

• 1:38:33Speaker 03

  Blu-ray. He's into Blu-ray. That's all you need to know. He's into Blu-ray. That's it. End of story. That's on a tombstone. He put, he was into Blu-ray. That's it, it's over.

• 1:38:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's so cool.

• 1:38:46Speaker 03

  That's the most self damning thing you could say. Blu-rays. No one gives a fuck about Blu-ray.

• 1:38:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nobody, dude.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  What are you talking about?

• 1:38:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  20 years ago, they gave a fuck about, how do you even play a Blu-ray?

• 1:38:57Speaker 03

  There's 800 of them. Blu-rays. What the fuck, boomer?

• 1:39:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's being like, 8-tracks. I got 800 of 8-tracks. Like, wh- why is that a humble brag? And like, and also, how insufferable that you don't just immediately- Duncan, what's your top, top four movies? Go ahead.

• 1:39:16Speaker 03

  The Shining.

• 1:39:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:39:18Speaker 03

  I have to go Shining. Uh, hold on, give me a second. You can't, just do the top four.

• 1:39:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, but, okay, so, so you said something.

• 1:39:23Speaker 03

  There Will Be Blood, The Shining.

• 1:39:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:39:25Speaker 03

  Um, hold on, give me a second. Uh, There Will Be Blood, I feel like I'm gonna betray so many fucking movies right. There Will Be Blood, The Shining, then if I'm, oh my god, this is gonna make people really judge me. The Descent.

• 1:39:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:39:40Speaker 03

  I can't, the hot ladies are getting stuck in the cave.

• 1:39:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  You've already rattled off three titles in 30 seconds. This douchebag is like, "I have 800 Blu-rays in my-" Like, could you imagine?

• 1:39:52Speaker 03

  And didn't say one.

• 1:39:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, and he doesn't actually answer the question.

• 1:39:55Speaker 03

  Blu-rays.

• 1:39:58Speaker 03

  Don't you see, like, that, oh, that's all it takes, right there. This, this is called leaking. Like, they leak. People like this, they, look at the look on his face. Can we go back and just watch the Blu-ray statement one more time?

• 1:40:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  God, it, fucking, hold on, it's making me sweat, cause I'm so, why does it make me so sad and so-

• 1:40:15Speaker 03

  The whole situation is fucked up right here.

• 1:40:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck, I, wait, hold on, I need a minute. I need a minute, dude. I can't like, just go, like, my body is lighting up. And he's so stoked to meet him. Like, he's so stoked. Alright, hold on.

• 1:40:29Speaker 03

  Can you imagine if this was young Kubrick and this is what, Derail Kubrick?

• 1:40:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, god.

• 1:40:33Speaker 03

  That could be Kubrick and then he, after this fucking shitty pizza date, he's like, "You know what? I'm gonna get into real estate."

• 1:40:38Speaker 04

  So what are your, what are your top four movies of all time? Oh my god, I can't do all time.

• 1:40:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Are you joking?

• 1:40:43Speaker 04

  All time? I have, I have 800. Right now? I have 800 on the shelf.

• 1:40:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Zach, too.

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  The shelf is a literal shelf in my house.

• 1:40:49Speaker 04

  The shelf is a literal shelf in my house. I got Blu-ray then. I probably have more than 800.

• 1:40:54Speaker 03

  Can we, okay, can you stop? Can you pull up, "What's the benefit of Blu-ray"?

• 1:40:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. And by the way, he goes, "It's a literal shelf. A Blu-ray." Like, well, no shit, Sherlock. Where, where are you gonna put your Blu-rays, dummy? On a metaphorical shelf?

• 1:41:06Speaker 03

  Your Blu-rays are on display!

• 1:41:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, could you imagine being married to this piece of shit and his fucking 800 Blu-rays taking up space in your fucking living room?

• 1:41:15Speaker 03

  Blu-ray disc offers a p- how much does a Blu-ray weigh? I'm just curious how much, how much the shelf is holding up. How much does a Blu-ray weigh?

• 1:41:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck right off, M. Night Shyamalan.

• 1:41:25Speaker 03

  How much does it weigh? I'm just curious.

• 1:41:27Speaker 04

  My Blu-ray collection.

• 1:41:28Speaker 03

  I wanna see a picture of his Blu-rays. 20 grams.

• 1:41:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous.

• 1:41:32Speaker 03

  So what is 20 grams times 800?

• 1:41:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  I wanna kill him.

• 1:41:36Speaker 03

  I just wanna know how mu- how much weight is on this fucker?

• 1:41:40Speaker 03

  How many pounds? What does that come out to? I'm dumb. How many pounds on this fucking shelf of embarrassment? 35 pounds of Blu-rays! That is crazy! Why didn't he say that? "I have 35 pounds of Blu-rays." 35 pounds. That, a three-year-old child weighs right around there. It's like a three-year-old child on a shelf.

• 1:42:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stop.

• 1:42:06Speaker 03

  Fucking Blu-ray.

• 1:42:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  And also, you know this dumb dumb doesn't have kids, because guess what your kids are gonna do with your precious Blu-rays? Destroy them. My kids go to my record collection, which I only have 10, and they've scratched up all of them. This guy has no sense of reality.

• 1:42:22Speaker 03

  Gonna slingshot them.

• 1:42:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:24Speaker 03

  They're gonna s- s- put them on their shoes and skate across the floor.

• 1:42:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, just Google if this guy has kids. This is nonsense.

• 1:42:33Speaker 03

  I wanna know-

• 1:42:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's got like 12 kids! He's got four fucking kids!

• 1:42:36Speaker 03

  It's, kids don't, they can't reach the shelf. I think you could say, how, I just wanna know how big is the shelf? Like, how, how many Blu-rays did he say at 800?

• 1:42:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Reach out to M. Night Shyamalan's people. Let's have him on so he can talk about his Blu-ray shelf. I'm fucking enthralled. Get the fuck out of here, man.

• 1:42:56Speaker 03

  It's a shelf. It's one shelf, though.

• 1:43:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ah, insufferable.

• 1:43:02Speaker 03

  Blu-ray, get out one of my Blu-rays. 800.

• 1:43:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look how much room that takes up in your living room.

• 1:43:08Speaker 03

  Just say you can't name your favorite movies offhand.

• 1:43:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you stupid cunt.

• 1:43:12Speaker 03

  I scrambled. I just, say, "I don't know, that's a hard question."

• 1:43:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ghostbusters, uh, Royal Tenenbaums, Coming to America, Revenge of the Nerds. I like stupid shit. Fine.

• 1:43:24Speaker 03

  Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

• 1:43:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Great. Great. Michael Myers. I like all that weird stuff, too. What, you, you're a movie maker? Who's your, who are your favorite comedians, Duncan?

• 1:43:34Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm gonna go Bill Hicks, George Car-

• 1:43:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Love Bill Hicks, Carlin.

• 1:43:37Speaker 03

  Louis C. Gay.

• 1:43:40Speaker 03

  I could go on and on and on.

• 1:43:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course you could go on and on, because you're an actual fan of this fucking shit. How did I get onto M. Night?

• 1:43:47Speaker 03

  It's ni- it's nightmarish. M. Nightmare Shyamalan is fucked up. The Blu-ray thing is fucked up. Like, he should have that, or taken off the internet.

• 1:43:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do we have any, do we have any clips of him to show, Duncan? You're gonna die. Do we have some? Show, show him his, have you seen any of these, bro?

• 1:44:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:44:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:44:06Speaker 03

  I didn't even know about his Blu-ray shelf.

• 1:44:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Show him the beginning, where he's like, "Ugh, I'm going to die." The, the, the very first one.

• 1:44:14Speaker 04

  Shyamalan, I'm a filmmaker, make movies for a living, and this is my YouTube channel. Um, what I hope it is, is an opportunity to reflect and get to know each other, deepen the relationship. That's probably the main thing I've-

• 1:44:35Speaker 03

  Can you pause? That is so sweet. That is someone who's never been on YouTube.

• 1:44:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Never.

• 1:44:41Speaker 03

  Making this. Somebody who's never been on YouTube. It's so sweet. He doesn't understand YouTube. It's the fires of hell. He's like, "I hope this deepens our relationship. I have feelings as a human. I do feel sometimes."

• 1:44:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what it is? His team has never let him read the comment section. This is, this is all this is, is he's shielded from the fucking humiliation of the public. This is why comedians prevail, always.

• 1:45:12Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:45:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  We are the fucking stand-ups. Not improv, not sketch, not actors. We are the fucking Marines of comedy.

• 1:45:20Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 1:45:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know how fast you suck? Like that.

• 1:45:23Speaker 03

  We've developed an immune, an insane immune system.

• 1:45:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 1:45:26Speaker 03

  To this shit.

• 1:45:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  This bullshit.

• 1:45:28Speaker 03

  He has no idea what it-

• 1:45:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  And like, his jeans aren't hemmed properly. You couldn't afford a fucking proper hem on your jeans, idiot. Oh, his stupid socks. Oh no, th- this house is miraculous.

• 1:45:40Speaker 03

  That house.

• 1:45:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hate his dumb socks.

• 1:45:43Speaker 03

  I don't like the bench.

• 1:45:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, the bench sucks.

• 1:45:47Speaker 03

  Let's keep playing.

• 1:45:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I know, it's too good.

• 1:45:50Speaker 04

  In a, in a way that feels-

• 1:45:56Speaker 04

  That I'm scared.

• 1:45:57Speaker 03

  You seem like you like corn cobs up your butthole.

• 1:46:00Speaker 04

  Like I'm doing something right.

• 1:46:04Speaker 03

  He's scratching because he's got back herpes.

• 1:46:10Speaker 04

  And permission.

• 1:46:11Speaker 03

  Fetal alcohol syndrome confirmed.

• 1:46:15Speaker 04

  Both for you guys.

• 1:46:17Speaker 03

  Cock alert!

• 1:46:18Speaker 04

  You know, it's like thirty years making movies and I wanna.

• 1:46:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I wanna.

• 1:46:23Speaker 04

  Undo it a little bit.

• 1:46:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why would you undo your legacy?

• 1:46:26Speaker 04

  Undo whatever stigmas are in my head or in anybody's head.

• 1:46:30Speaker 03

  What? What are you talking about?

• 1:46:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where's my Domino's?

• 1:46:34Speaker 03

  Why are you wearing that tie?

• 1:46:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, the tie, it matches the sock, the argyle.

• 1:46:39Speaker 04

  Something about it feels right.

• 1:46:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  It doesn't though.

• 1:46:42Speaker 04

  As long as I don't feel like I'm breaking anything.

• 1:46:45Speaker 03

  Cut bench.

• 1:46:46Speaker 04

  Important to me here.

• 1:46:47Speaker 03

  That's his cut bench.

• 1:46:49Speaker 04

  Then I'm, then I'm okay with it.

• 1:46:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:51Speaker 04

  By the way, this is my little bench that I come to think, think on.

• 1:46:56Speaker 03

  He comes on the bench.

• 1:46:58Speaker 04

  My office gave me this as a present.

• 1:47:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's all people are saying.

• 1:47:03Speaker 03

  To jack off on the bench. He jacks off on that bench. Jack off on the bench. He's best friends with Peter Thiel. Comes on the bench, she sucks Peter Thiel's dick on the bench.

• 1:47:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Get to look at that.

• 1:47:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, what are we looking at? Look at his property, dude.

• 1:47:23Speaker 03

  Fucking asshole.

• 1:47:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, press pause.

• 1:47:26Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:47:26Speaker 03

  Talk about the fucking genocide in Palestine! Why isn't he talking about the genocide in Palestine? Talk about the fucking genocide! He's never, you're right, he's never been on YouTube. He does not know the comments of YouTube.

• 1:47:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  I was gonna tell you, when I was on Road Rules in the nineties, my hair looks crazy. When I was on Road Rules in the nineties, they used to give us our fan mail. It was via email, people would have to send email to MTV. And they would give you a packet of your fan mail, which was only complimentary.

• 1:47:55Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:47:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  It was like, I love you, you're the best. They, they shielded us from the cruelty of the reality of the world.

• 1:48:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:48:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  This man is so shielded from his bad press. He has no idea that nobody's watched a movie since the first two. No clue. How does he keep getting deals?

• 1:48:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:48:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's in some kind of evil Hollywood cabal.

• 1:48:14Speaker 03

  He's, well, that's what happens.

• 1:48:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:16Speaker 03

  You get sucked in and, and you have like legitimate handlers. You have people who.

• 1:48:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:48:22Speaker 03

  Their whole job is to shield. By the way, this is the story, M. Night Shyamalan. Shyamalan, you should do this story. This is the story of the Buddha. He, Siddhartha Gautama was born into a situation.

• 1:48:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Rich.

• 1:48:35Speaker 03

  Rich. And his, his father tried to shield him from everything. And it ended up, like he, it didn't work. You can't, and eventually Shyamalan will read the comments.

• 1:48:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hope so.

• 1:48:47Speaker 03

  Eventually he will be like.

• 1:48:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wait, hold on, because his handlers.

• 1:48:52Speaker 03

  Awakening.

• 1:48:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's go look at his comments, because I have a feeling his handlers have handled the comments.

• 1:48:57Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:49:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay. Now that was a plot twist when it said, to hand me my small creator, I see the potential.

• 1:49:06Speaker 03

  Thank you, Mr. Shyamalan. Still waiting for the mind blowing twist at the end. Yeah, no, this is curated.

• 1:49:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, this is, this is nobody's comment section.

• 1:49:17Speaker 03

  No, this is curated.

• 1:49:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, this is.

• 1:49:19Speaker 03

  Well, wait, how many views did that get?

• 1:49:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, just millions.

• 1:49:21Speaker 03

  Let's look.

• 1:49:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Gajillion. What are the views? He's got more followers than you and me combined.

• 1:49:25Speaker 03

  Two point one million views, yeah, this is curated.

• 1:49:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Twenty years of work, I don't have that many.

• 1:49:30Speaker 03

  Wow. Hey, sort by newest.

• 1:49:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I need pizza.

• 1:49:33Speaker 03

  But sometimes they, they don't, they give up, so sort by newest.

• 1:49:38Speaker 03

  I'm excited about getting to know you and how you create. That's not real! That's not real! Yeah, this is highly, highly curated. Wow.

• 1:49:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, this is bullshit.

• 1:49:53Speaker 03

  Keep scrolling down.

• 1:49:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can't believe he looks so plain.

• 1:49:59Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:49:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Normal, mm, his movies are exciting. This is not, these are bots.

• 1:50:04Speaker 03

  These are all bots.

• 1:50:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's collab.

• 1:50:07Speaker 03

  Congrats on entering ultra hell. YouTube, that's real. Wait, here we go. It's over, bro. This is the saddest upload on YouTube. That's the beginning. That's the first start, that, they didn't get to that one. They didn't get to that one. Yeah. This, I, my guess would be pretty soon, like eventually they won't have the bandwidth to keep.

• 1:50:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  To keep.

• 1:50:31Speaker 03

  Curating the comment section and the comments will be blocked.

• 1:50:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, Christina Pajitski sent me here. There you go. Wait, wait until the, guys, you know what the fuck to do. Fuck up, come on, you know what to do. Let him know, because it's, we gotta, we gotta bring it down. Dude, you're so boring and your movies suck, nobody cares.

• 1:50:52Speaker 03

  You're worth eighty million, just take a vacation.

• 1:50:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mommies, you know what to do. Tell him, touch my camera through the fence, there we go, we're already on it! Yeah, touch my camera through the fence. Yeah, let him know.

• 1:51:05Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. There's no way these twenty one million, two million views are organic. This was horrible to sit through and I hated it. Thanks. I love that, you didn't have to sit through it, bitch.

• 1:51:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:51:18Speaker 03

  That whole thing, you could just stop, you could just leave. You didn't, no one made you sit through it.

• 1:51:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I can't, I can't, okay, let's, let's keep finishing these talks, I can't. I can't.

• 1:51:28Speaker 03

  Poor Shyamalan.

• 1:51:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, he sucks. Hey, this is kind of on par with your guy.

• 1:51:34Speaker 03

  Oh shit! Wow! That's scary.

• 1:51:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is he a David Lynch guy?

• 1:51:42Speaker 03

  I don't know who that is. He's scary.

• 1:51:47Speaker 03

  I wanna zoom out, does he have, I feel like he's got owl legs.

• 1:51:54Speaker 03

  I feel like if you zoom out, he's got, he's like sitting on a nest.

• 1:51:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god, totally! Dude, he looks like an owl. This guy's rad.

• 1:52:04Speaker 03

  Shit, man, that's a pumpkin man.

• 1:52:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, but I do like the symmetry.

• 1:52:10Speaker 03

  I love him, he's scary.

• 1:52:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  The top and the bottoms match, which is.

• 1:52:14Speaker 03

  It's an X.

• 1:52:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's so rad, dude.

• 1:52:16Speaker 03

  It's a pubic X.

• 1:52:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here we go.

• 1:52:24Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 1:52:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 1:52:26Speaker 03

  That's it?

• 1:52:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yep, Tony, at Tony Pinkington.

• 1:52:29Speaker 03

  Oh my god, maybe this shit works, I don't know.

• 1:52:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look at his page.

• 1:52:34Speaker 03

  Tony Pickington.

• 1:52:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's, let's do a deeper dive on Tony.

• 1:52:37Speaker 03

  Let's go in.

• 1:52:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm curious to see if it does work.

• 1:52:40Speaker 03

  It must.

• 1:52:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's got to.

• 1:52:42Speaker 03

  It's got to.

• 1:52:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just like my nagging thing worked.

• 1:52:44Speaker 03

  Right, you stumble upon something.

• 1:52:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:46Speaker 03

  This is, this is natural selection. Right, this is how it works, this is the evolutionary force, you discover a thing. This guy's probably getting his dick sucked all day long. He, he couldn't believe that it worked, but it works.

• 1:52:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god, dude. All right, Tony, Tony's got one video. Nine hundred thirty eight followers.

• 1:53:07Speaker 03

  And he has, this is his only video? How did you find this?

• 1:53:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just through the grace of God, dude.

• 1:53:15Speaker 03

  Ow! This is one video? Play his video again.

• 1:53:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah, here.

• 1:53:27Speaker 03

  Okay, now, that's it.

• 1:53:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's it.

• 1:53:28Speaker 03

  That's his one post. He has nine, he has almost a, how many followers does he have?

• 1:53:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hookers.

• 1:53:35Speaker 03

  Come on, no. I don't know, something's.

• 1:53:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  It says, I just teased you and walked away untouched, what now?

• 1:53:44Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:53:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  I must be at the end of TikTok.

• 1:53:48Speaker 03

  But maybe he deleted other.

• 1:53:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, this works.

• 1:53:53Speaker 03

  I like the hanging flower, plant display behind him.

• 1:53:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, it's very nice. Everything he's done is very good.

• 1:54:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right, Duncan, I gotta eat my Domino's, I drank too much for breakfast. I gotta go home and nap before my kids get out of school.

• 1:54:07Speaker 03

  I get it. I'm, I'm actually gonna go interview a shivite right now, someone who is a actual devotee of Shiva and Kali.

• 1:54:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  No way!

• 1:54:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, for real.

• 1:54:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, ask him how he liked getting stepped on by Kali.

• 1:54:19Speaker 03

  I'll ask about that. It's gotta be. Part of the story.

• 1:54:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Um, as always, this has been an absolute treasure to have you.

• 1:54:26Speaker 03

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:54:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  This blessed day. Thank you, I love you.

• 1:54:30Speaker 03

  It's pumpkin season.

• 1:54:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's pumpkin season. Buy our merch, buy my lipstick bundles, go see Duncan Trussell live, listen to the Mystery Boys podcast, there's on our network. What day does that drop, buddy?

• 1:54:41Speaker 03

  Thursdays.

• 1:54:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  There you go. Try it out. I love you guys.

• 1:54:45Speaker 03

  Bye!

• 1:54:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where's my pizza?

• 1:57:27Speaker 00

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• 1:58:12Speaker 00

  Have you ever seen a moose go down that quick? Quick, quick now. Holy cow! Holy cow! Holy cow is right. Look glass. Holy cow! Look glass. Holy cow! Look glass. Holy cow! God, we're just glassing. Look glass. Look glass. Look glass. God, we're just glassing. Holy cow! Look glass. Holy cow! Look glass. Holy cow! Look glass. Holy cow! God, we're just glassing. Have you ever seen a moose go down that quick? Holy cow!

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