Ep 562 - Goonicide (feat. Billy, Charles Blyzniuk, & Jon Delcollo)

Tires Season 2 is out TOMORROW on Netflix!!!! Support the D. A. W. G. Z. @ ⁠patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Jon @ https://www.patreon.com/lilstinkers Support Billy and Spud @ https://www.patreon.com/WARMODE Listen to Bliz's Worship Hour100k on KPISS @ https://kpiss.fm/show/worship-hour-100k/ Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Good afternoon everybody. Hope you're all having a good week so far. Here's your weekly cast. The Big Kahuna is pretty busy this week with the premiere of Tires Szn 2 so the broz held it down at the podiums. Check out Tires Szn2 on Netflix tomorrow!!! Please enjoy. God Bless. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Download the PrizePicks app or visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED today and use code Drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Wild Wild West.

• 0:02Matt McCusker?

  Holy shit dude, we're here. Charles Blyzniuk, John Noccolo.

• 0:05Speaker 00

  Hello.

• 0:05Matt McCusker?

  Thank you guys for joining me on this program.

• 0:07Speaker 02

  Thank you for having me.

• 0:08Matt McCusker?

  We have a special guest popping in as well.

• 0:10Speaker 02

  We do have a special guest coming, which is exciting.

• 0:12Speaker 00

  He's gonna sit right there, I think.

• 0:13Matt McCusker?

  Sit right there. Nice popper view.

• 0:15Speaker 00

  We're gonna stand around him.

• 0:17Matt McCusker?

  Or you can stand, you can stand on the chair.

• 0:19Speaker 02

  We could do like a, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could um do like a usher style thing.

• 0:24Matt McCusker?

  Bowl of cherries?

• 0:28Speaker 02

  I was just thinking serenade, but if you have cherries on hand, sure.

• 0:31Matt McCusker?

  What do you think about usher's bowl of cherries? Cause you resist it, you think? Everyone talks a big game.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  I don't think anyone can.

• 0:38Matt McCusker?

  Imagine him holding what looked like child's testicles in front of your face.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:41Matt McCusker?

  Imagine you're a forty year old black lady, could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush?

• 0:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's male testicles, there's grown up testicles that look like that too buddy.

• 0:50Matt McCusker?

  Like steroid heads dude? No, there's dude cherries.

• 0:53Speaker 00

  There's five guys out there.

• 0:54Matt McCusker?

  I'm by no way a sack king and I'm not, I'm not, cherries, I can comfortably be like, that's not a flex to be like cherries.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  But it's like nice. Did you ever see that video, the bodybuilder?

• 1:05Matt McCusker?

  I'm checking my nuts right now. Yeah dude.

• 1:07Speaker 00

  I can't check too hard, I think I've.

• 1:08Matt McCusker?

  Mine are like robin's eggs, you know like the candy?

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11Matt McCusker?

  Mine are like, yeah, mine are like robin's eggs.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:15Matt McCusker?

  About that, yeah.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know a robin's egg.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, robin's egg or like a Jordan almond.

• 1:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  For the, for the, for the people who are a little bit more refined.

• 1:29Matt McCusker?

  A Brazil nut.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, ooh, you nasty.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  You freak.

• 1:35Matt McCusker?

  I'm a bit freaky right now, I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Freaky.

• 1:38Matt McCusker?

  My freak is all inside me.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Brazil nuts are freaky as hell.

• 1:41Matt McCusker?

  Brazil nuts.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  They're so good.

• 1:42Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I like them.

• 1:44Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they're the worst nuts.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  I've only had them.

• 1:47Matt McCusker?

  I'm not trying to come at you.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  No, no, I, I get it, pause, I've only had them salted, but uh that's when they're tasty.

• 1:54Matt McCusker?

  Okay, yeah, I've had them raw, pause.

• 1:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they say if you eat one Brazil nut a day, it's supposed to be like super good for you.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think it, I mean, I don't know.

• 2:03Matt McCusker?

  So we eat raw and salted Brazil nuts and they are, there's a huge jar on my counter. I was like, I'll put them here. I'll eat one every day.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Right. It's a chore.

• 2:10Matt McCusker?

  They're fucking gross, dude.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think whatever I'm doing with my life is probably cancelling out anytime I eat a Brazil.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  I think it's safe to say I'll never see a Brazil nut in my entire life.

• 2:20Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 2:21Speaker 00

  I'll never be able to identify a Brazil nut now.

• 2:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're not, I mean, look, they're not the best, but look, this is what I want to talk to you guys about. I.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  I didn't mean to get scared away on perversions right at the beginning.

• 2:33Matt McCusker?

  We didn't get, we didn't get that perverted. I can get, right now, I could get deep into my personal kink, but I'm just chilling on that right now.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 2:40Matt McCusker?

  Look, I want to talk about the fact I'm, I, well, I'm edged right now, but yeah, I'm currently, I'm not gooning. I'm not, I'm totally, totally still off the goon.

• 2:48Speaker 00

  How many days?

• 2:49Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 2:49Speaker 00

  How many days edged?

• 2:50Matt McCusker?

  Eight, eight days.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Huh? Damn, you can probably fucking chew a hole through the wall.

• 2:57Matt McCusker?

  I'm eight days. And I'm, dude, I'm telling you.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  You're gonna pop, brother.

• 3:01Matt McCusker?

  I turned a corner, man. I don't know what happened. I'm, I'm completely, and again, I'm sorry to talk about this every single time.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  It's coming out of your eyes.

• 3:07Matt McCusker?

  Completely, it kind of is. I'm completely, I'm off the knock. I turned the corner where it's just like, before, look, I'd want, I'd just like be wanting to look at it. And now it's like, I don't even, I don't want to look at this stuff.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:17Matt McCusker?

  I've somehow in my head just been like, that feeling when I get like sexually charged, I, I, before I'd be like, this is bullshit. Like, I would get mad at my wife.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:26Matt McCusker?

  I, I would for real be like, this fucking lady. Now I've gotten into it where I like the, I get into the charge.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  It.

• 3:33Matt McCusker?

  And I talk to her all the time. And she charged me up this morning.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Woo.

• 3:36Matt McCusker?

  I said, bro, just charge me, man. I was like, we're not, we can't do anything right now. Cause you know, like we had like, we survived a microburst, by the way. So, you know what a microburst is?

• 3:44Speaker 00

  Is that a precome?

• 3:45Matt McCusker?

  That, no, it's gonna, there's gonna be a microburst later today if all things go well, but.

• 3:50Speaker 00

  We had, we should have worn such light shorts.

• 3:52Matt McCusker?

  We had like a, a semi tornado hailstorm.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Yes. Okay. Wait.

• 3:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  The Uber, I took an Uber here. As soon as I got in, the, the guy was like, the weather's been crazy here. A couple of people died yesterday. Oh, oh. But yeah, apparently.

• 4:06Speaker 00

  The weather wasn't even crazy yesterday.

• 4:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it was hot. You get heat struck.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  He was, he was kind of on one. He was a, may, I mean, maybe he was just in like Twilight Zone, but he said.

• 4:17Matt McCusker?

  You mean like an immigrant?

• 4:21Matt McCusker?

  Is that what you're trying to say? If that's the case, dude, I'm afraid I have to put you in the red, my friend. Yeah, put me in the red, because I was about to go off.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Dude, a couple of people got like drowned in the floods, like homeless guys got washed away in the water.

• 4:36Matt McCusker?

  Really? What were they sweeping up Obama's backyard?

• 4:39Speaker 00

  We're back in the green.

• 4:40Matt McCusker?

  Thanks, man.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  You got us back in the green.

• 4:43Matt McCusker?

  What, uh, wait, who, when did it flood? Maybe that's what he was talking about.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  Oh, not yesterday, but like, uh, like Saturday. Remember those, the microburst?

• 4:52Matt McCusker?

  That was on Monday.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Monday, yeah, on Monday.

• 4:55Matt McCusker?

  Dude, people definitely died. If you were outside, dude, they're claiming apple-sized hail. That's, yeah, that's. And it was 15 straight minutes. It was crazy. And the wind was, from what I saw, swirling, because people thought it was a tornado.

• 5:07Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 5:08Matt McCusker?

  It was 80 miles out of nowhere. I got an alert on my phone. I was watching A New Hope with my kids. We're watching Star Wars, the first one. Yes. Just chilling. All of a sudden, it's like, you know, you get the amber alert thing or whatever.

• 5:17Speaker 00

  That's not the same.

• 5:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, sure, not bad. You just get like your phone's like.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  It's gonna be a real wet pervert coming to you.

• 5:26Speaker 00

  About to get diddled by the weather.

• 5:28Matt McCusker?

  We got diddled, by the way. It fucking broke two of our windows. Whoa. My dude, my neighborhood got smashed, dude. Oh, my God. Like, if you walked afterwards.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  Did you go outside in it?

• 5:38Matt McCusker?

  Hell, no, dude. We were in, dude, I thought like my, I was having my kids away from the window. My sweet wife, which is left in an Uber moments before, and they had to pull into like a car wash for shelter. Holy shit. In an Uber. It was, it was, I've never been scared in a storm. This is the first time I was looking at my roof being like, this thing might come down on us.

• 5:56Speaker 00

  Fucking, hey, is that the craziest storm you've ever seen with your own eyes?

• 5:59Matt McCusker?

  Easily, dude, easily.

• 6:00Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 6:00Matt McCusker?

  It was just literally raining golf balls for 15 minutes. Damn. Just going boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, on the roof. Took out my kids' windows, two of my kids' windows, just side by side. Whoa.

• 6:10Speaker 00

  What about car windows?

• 6:10Matt McCusker?

  Wait, so it might have been a pervert storm. It was a bit of a pervert storm, yeah, only my kids' rooms.

• 6:17Matt McCusker?

  And it dude and it hit like if you want outside after I went out afterwards when it settled down. I went to I went to Home Depot after and just larp as a contractor.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 6:24Matt McCusker?

  For like thirty minutes. I had I literally I was. One piece of wood. I was genuinely. Swinging it around. Literally, that's exactly what I did, but I I brought a tape measure with me. So I had the tape measure and and like I knew it was like, bro, don't do this, but I like hooked it on to my fucking bell clip. And I was fully larping as a contractor the entire. You had a Netflix or or Nextel all of a sudden. The what? A Nextel phone all of a sudden. I dude, I would have. I think I was pretending on my iPhone. I was like. Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy. Chirps. Dude, I was in the aisle of like just the duct tape aisle and I was trying to flex.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, buying corn nuts.

• 6:56Matt McCusker?

  Because there was all these couples. There's all these couples just walking around with that like. Lost. It was like we got. It was like genuinely a fucked up event.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:05Matt McCusker?

  Did you just go to People Watch and see what people are like? No, don't call. I can't. I didn't go to just People Watch. I was fixing my damn house.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Do some.

• 7:12Matt McCusker?

  What were you going to get boards for the windows? I need. I was looking for some pre cut. She uh not she rocks some plywood. Look at some pre cut. Thirty two inch window, standard thirty two inch window. So I went there to go get some plywood, but you and I, you know, this is kind of embarrassing, but I was hoping they their saw would be there so they could cut my shit for me. Yeah. So I go there, dude, the Home Depot was flooded itself. So they they couldn't cut for you. So I'm like looking around. I, you know, whatever. I ended up buying some some precuts. They weren't big enough, but I put some other stuff on there. It was.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  You got done.

• 7:40Matt McCusker?

  Process. I had a a shopping, not a shopping cart, a big bed, a flat bed.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:44Matt McCusker?

  Loaded with sawhorses, a circular saw sheet supply.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  God.

• 7:47Matt McCusker?

  My uncle called me who lives here and he was like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm at the Home Depot. He's like, dude, put all that shit back. I'm gonna drop ten thousand dollars. He's like literally a carpenter. He's like, dude, I can do that faster than you can go back and forth in Home Depot. Please put all that stuff back. And I was like, god damn it.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  It's it's it feels good, though, to almost to be like ready to buy that stuff.

• 8:06Matt McCusker?

  I might do that.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  I'll have to use it.

• 8:08Matt McCusker?

  Just dude, having a fucking tape measure on your hip. And here's, here's, here's how deep the LARP went. It's just like, he got me when I was in the self-checkout and I had a fucking cart loaded.

• 8:17Speaker 00

  I was about to say you're on the last item and then you're like, I actually have to return all this.

• 8:21Matt McCusker?

  Well, you know what I said? So come on in, come on in, see your guest, see your guest. Come on in. You actually, you were lovely. Come in.

• 8:26Speaker 00

  See.

• 8:27Matt McCusker?

  Mayor, pass it, pass it to the mic. Oh my God, there he is. Holy shit.

• 8:32Speaker 00

  What up, dawg?

• 8:32Matt McCusker?

  Oh my God, hold on a second. If you guys can't see the, the listeners at home, the lights are all blinking. Billy McCusker, welcome to the motherfucking. You can sit, you can sit, you can stand, whatever you want to do.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Would you like to take the standing?

• 8:42Speaker 00

  We're gonna sing.

• 8:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, last time his leg was broken. Look at it now. John, if you're fucking, you know.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Good to see you.

• 8:49Matt McCusker?

  If your legs fail, you're gonna.

• 8:53Speaker 00

  They're feeling pretty good right now, but my ego just took a hit from you.

• 8:57Matt McCusker?

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• 11:01Matt McCusker?

  So we got smashed. I told them, I went immediately afterwards, once the weather settled, I went to Home Depot to get supplies to board the windows up. Fully LARP'd as a contractor. I had a tape measure on my waist. And then like I had all this shit. I had the plywood, I had a circular saw, I had some blades. How many, what teeth, blades do you prefer on the circular saw? I mean. Yeah, I think I had like 30, 52 teeth, I forget. I didn't want to Home Depot with the tape measures either an immigrant or a fakie.

• 11:30Matt McCusker?

  It's because they can't read.

• 11:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, a real contractor just eyes it up. I think they know the measures. Well, it's funny because they did have, they had like four by two or two by, and I'd have to be like, what's that, an inch?

• 11:44Matt McCusker?

  So then I loaded up this flathead, because I had to board up my windows, dude. Why did you have to do it? Because I'm the man of the house. That's like, a no brainer. The whole, what are you talking about? Just pay someone to do that. Yeah, but dude, it was like, you don't understand, man. Like the whole neighborhood, we had probably 25 windows out on our block. So like everyone was slammed. Yeah, all the handyman on the. This is a crisis at the border. That's what it's gonna do.

• 12:11Speaker 00

  Easily.

• 12:12Matt McCusker?

  Also too, I was kinda stoked. I was like, now I always wanted like sawhorses and like circular saw. I'm like bought it all. I had my cart in the self checkout. Uncle Joe called me and was like, bro, put it all back. Cause he had talked to Brittany and Brittany's like, please help, please stop him. I would have cut my finger. I have like a slight, a little pitch thing behind my yard. I would have been on like a hung levels. I would have cut my arm off. So I had dude, I had, I was deep in the larp and I had my fucking tape measure on my hip. I'm in self checkout and I get the, it's just my uncle calling me, put it back, you fucking loser. And I was like, I put it down. I had all this shit on my cart and I went to the lady. I was like, job's just got canceled.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  Did you put it back or did you leave it?

• 12:55Matt McCusker?

  I pushed it into the Nile and it's banned.

• 12:57Speaker 00

  I mean, you steal from self checkout. He's not returning carts.

• 13:01Matt McCusker?

  I don't steal from self checkout anymore.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  Anymore, but I'm just saying.

• 13:03Matt McCusker?

  I'm following the noble eightfold way, but the uh, dude, I, I found out you can't steal even if you're a Buddhist. I'm like, damn, that's fucking bullshit. Nobody wants you stealing.

• 13:11Speaker 00

  I don't think any religion's like you steal.

• 13:12Matt McCusker?

  They don't. I've checked out. I'm trying to find the one that does.

• 13:15Speaker 00

  If you find it, let me know. Until then, I'm atheist again.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I guess this would be, this is rude to suggest, but in the Church of Satan, maybe they would.

• 13:24Matt McCusker?

  Do it without will.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't, aren't they like?

• 13:27Speaker 00

  No, they're like, they're nice.

• 13:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but no, you could steal, but then they could destroy you.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Oh, I see.

• 13:32Matt McCusker?

  That's natural law, brother.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. So you don't want that hanging over your head.

• 13:36Matt McCusker?

  I don't want to get destroyed.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:38Matt McCusker?

  But I did beach the fucking thing. That was easy. I beach the car. I was like, I'm not dealing with this.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  How do you feel, um, cause that does feel, were you charged? If you don't mind my asking, were you charged when you were leaving?

• 13:48Matt McCusker?

  For what?

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Like when you were at, when this was going on.

• 13:49Speaker 00

  Like how you're charged up right now?

• 13:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 00

  Oh, bro, I thrive on the chaos, brother. I love, I love it. He was putting energy on the grid after that.

• 13:57Matt McCusker?

  I'm just, yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 00

  Was I, how many days have I retained my seed?

• 14:00Speaker 02

  No, I'm just thinking like leaving, leaving Home Depot to like come back must feel good. Like still in the mindset of like contractor.

• 14:06Matt McCusker?

  Well, here's the thing. I still got the necessary supplies. I got a pre-cut piece of plywood. Some, uh, I got some gorilla. And that was, I was still, I'd been completely just crushed by my uncle, sunned by my uncle. Just him and my wife teamed up on me. Like put it back, you fucking freak. And then I went to the duct tape aisle and there was a couple.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  You gotta punch a window out in your house. To get some of the masculine.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  I literally got like handicucked by my uncle. Just devastated. But then I had a still, she was like, just get some fucking duct tape and we're like, oh my God, good call.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:39Speaker 04

  Good call, boss. And then I um, was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct taped cucked.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Dude, because they were looking at, they were looking at painter's tape and I was like, brother, you're gonna want some gorilla tape on that.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  I still had it. I was like, at least I gotta still larp a little bit.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. Use tape measure and be like, yeah, I can tell you're about two inches in pants.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  Have you seen Twin Peaks?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Have you watched Twin Peaks?

• 15:00Speaker 02

  I have not.

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Fuck dude. Right now, from this angle, you remind me of the giant from Twin Peaks. Look at the giant from Twin Peaks, it's just like Blizz. Holy shit, this is crazy.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  I do get that reference.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  From this angle, it looks just like, the giant's a beast.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Also, watch her, no offense, Cardi, you look identical to Joaquin in that.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  What's he look like?

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Her.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Ever see Joaquin Phoenix?

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Oh, and her.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  I said it's crazy, they're just fucking me up. When he, is that when he has sex with like Alexa? He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:33Matt McCusker?

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• 16:06Speaker 04

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• 16:29Speaker 02

  What is?

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, that looks like Blizz, that's a giant from fucking Twin Peaks. It looks identical.

• 16:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I got completely crushed, man, in that storm. We got, dude, we got fucked up. I mean, I was waiting. I don't want to be the first person to say it, but we're all Austin Strong.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:47Matt McCusker?

  Hashtag. Hashtag.

• 16:49Speaker 00

  So wait, did you convince that guy who was clearly about to paint his house to get gorilla tape instead?

• 16:53Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he got, his, his wife kinda gave me.

• 16:57Matt McCusker?

  Well, they were like, thanks, like, oh, thanks. And I was like, yeah, man, this shit. And their, his wife kinda gave me a look like, okay, man, that's enough of your duct tape rant. Like, please get the fuck out of my face.

• 17:05Speaker 00

  Next time you need to go in there with the tape measure on and the wireless headset, but it's clearly not plugged into anything. It's just dragging on the floor behind you. I think you're gonna want a different kind of tape, actually.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  You guys still sell hot dogs?

• 17:20Speaker 04

  You gotta try the sausages outside of the fucking bag. Rocco's is atrocious. I will never.

• 17:24Matt McCusker?

  Places suck.

• 17:25Speaker 00

  But you've never had it?

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Rocco's, I've never had it.

• 17:27Speaker 00

  It's not bad.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  That's what everyone says.

• 17:29Speaker 00

  It is not bad. It's a, it's a fine sausage and pepper sandwich.

• 17:32Matt McCusker?

  You can't fuck it up. Yeah, it's a hot, it's a hot dog.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just.

• 17:35Matt McCusker?

  It's a hot dog for adults.

• 17:37Speaker 00

  And they make a half hot, half sweet too, dude. So if you can't decide.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Mm, that's the both worlds. Yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 17:44Matt McCusker?

  That's kinda weird to think that much about a sausage. Suss.

• 17:47Speaker 00

  You don't spend a lot of time thinking about sausage, bro?

• 17:49Matt McCusker?

  No, I'd be like, I want it hot, but sweet too. No, I'm kidding.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Take one bite, turn it around?

• 17:54Matt McCusker?

  I'm jockeying.

• 17:56Speaker 00

  My lady's driving and I'm in the fucking passenger seat like this.

• 17:59Matt McCusker?

  You're just, you're eating them both like this. You ever been to show and tell?

• 18:04Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  You ever see a live girl sex show?

• 18:06Speaker 00

  Unfortunately, yeah.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, they had that. It's like a double dildo.

• 18:08Matt McCusker?

  I've seen the dildo battle.

• 18:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's why Rockers made the double sided.

• 18:14Matt McCusker?

  Rockers should sponsor that.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt and my cousin. We went to the show and tell.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. My 18th birthday as well.

• 18:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  They like put me up on stage. I got whipped and like an Asian woman put like whipped cream up my nose and I thought it was funny and like snorted it. But then I woke up and like my nose just smelled like curdled milk.

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  Was it the older, was it the older Asian lady?

• 18:37Speaker 04

  No, not the tranny. Don't try that.

• 18:40Speaker 04

  Sorry, nevermind, Ally.

• 18:42Matt McCusker?

  She was not, by the way. She was not, by the way.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  She, I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy Cookie.

• 18:47Matt McCusker?

  That, that was bullshit. That wasn't true.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  My boy Cookie got a lap dance.

• 18:50Matt McCusker?

  That was like.

• 18:52Speaker 04

  You said she told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen and we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude, they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skit.

• 19:01Matt McCusker?

  She was telling him.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  She was telling us this is the biggest dick I've ever seen.

• 19:05Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, really? And he believed it?

• 19:06Speaker 04

  A hundred percent. Only child Italian.

• 19:09Speaker 00

  Have you seen his piece?

• 19:12Speaker 00

  Have you seen his piece and you know it's not true? You know the woman's lying on his piece?

• 19:15Speaker 04

  No, yeah. Okay. It's not some freak show. If you go, if you're the biggest dick in show and tell, it might be 14 inches.

• 19:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  There's some freak.

• 19:21Matt McCusker?

  There's probably strippers with bigger dicks.

• 19:25Matt McCusker?

  Show and tell is fucking crazy. I would say people will go to Philadelphia. It's like definitely.

• 19:30Speaker 04

  I don't even know if it's open anymore.

• 19:31Matt McCusker?

  Oh, maybe it got closed down.

• 19:32Speaker 00

  It is. Can confirm. I went, they took me.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Went to an 18 year old party?

• 19:38Speaker 00

  18 year old birthday party for me. Cause you only have to be 18.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  It's BYO.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  Other side 21.

• 19:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I was just like, don't, just don't put me on the fucking stage. And then they say, John Doe caller to the stage. And it's the woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen that have ever existed. And she's doing the whipped cream. I eat the whipped cream off her, off her butt and her fart. And, and then I, and then I'm like this with my belt, holding my hands back. And I'm like, why do they call you bubbles?

• 20:06Speaker 00

  And she goes, cause I like to blow. And I was like, oh God.

• 20:10Matt McCusker?

  They beat the shit out of you too.

• 20:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, they really did leave some welts on me.

• 20:13Matt McCusker?

  They really hurt you.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  They really like.

• 20:15Matt McCusker?

  Have you been to show and tell?

• 20:16Speaker 02

  I've actually never been there.

• 20:16Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they do. Imagine, okay. So imagine, you know, like, did you ever see like ladies in like Kensington, like dipped out in the bus stop? Imagine them naked.

• 20:25Speaker 04

  Not that bad.

• 20:25Matt McCusker?

  Sucking gilders.

• 20:28Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, when I went there, it was, these women were like pure.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  You're an Austinian dude.

• 20:32Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 20:32Speaker 04

  Elite. It's not that bad.

• 20:33Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, when I was there, they were for real skeletor. They waved, they were, I don't want to be crass on this, but they were like inserting vaginal insertion.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:43Matt McCusker?

  And they waved it out in the crowd. They were so bad dudes went.

• 20:47Speaker 02

  Well, I mean.

• 20:48Speaker 04

  Well, whoever's gonna do the live sex show probably is pretty rough, but not everyone of them was.

• 20:52Matt McCusker?

  Not everyone, but the live sex ladies.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  Sex workers, I'm an ally. So.

• 20:56Matt McCusker?

  True. Obviously. I mean, that's your business. I don't. From the deepest bits of hell, but.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Remember, uh, one time you and I drove by the Pennsport pub.

• 21:07Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Philly. And you went, they showed their butthole in there.

• 21:11Speaker 04

  They do.

• 21:12Matt McCusker?

  I was whispering out of lane by the way.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, that's what you told me.

• 21:14Matt McCusker?

  I had heard.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  It was a selling point.

• 21:16Matt McCusker?

  Look, again, I was curious. I obviously it was on my mind. We passed.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 21:20Matt McCusker?

  My boy said someone, a stripper showed them his but- her butthole.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  And yeah, look.

• 21:26Matt McCusker?

  It's cool. They show a butthole in the back. I think that's like a putty on the tits place too. So I don't want to mess their license up, but I think a stripper accidentally revealed her butthole.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was an accident.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  There's a loophole, or not a loophole, there's a thing with like serving food, yeah.

• 21:39Matt McCusker?

  If you serve food, you can't show your titties. I don't think it can be full nude.

• 21:43Speaker 00

  No, I think it's uh, if they serve alcohol. If it's BYO, they can get completely naked. If they serve alcohol, they can't take their bottoms off and I think they have to have the pasties on.

• 21:52Matt McCusker?

  A la Pleasure Dome.

• 21:54Speaker 00

  E, uh, E as well, uh, Delilah's.

• 21:57Matt McCusker?

  What's up?

• 21:58Speaker 00

  Delilah's serves beer, so they don't get fully naked.

• 22:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but what's like the worry about like genitals and food? It should be like hairnets and like latex gloves.

• 22:07Speaker 00

  We'd have to ask our forefathers about that.

• 22:10Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 22:10Speaker 00

  That's an antiquated law.

• 22:11Matt McCusker?

  You should make them dress like lunch ladies if that's true.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's true. It's, it's like, it's that and then like a liquor store is closed on Sunday. It's like, those are the two Quaker laws that still exist.

• 22:22Matt McCusker?

  You gotta put those ladies pussies away if you're serving corned beef.

• 22:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they should, uh, that'd be a cool, uh, strip club that was just like a high school cafeteria.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:32Matt McCusker?

  And it was just like stripper lunch ladies serving you food.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  That'd be nice and they wear.

• 22:35Matt McCusker?

  You could like grab their titties and get like mashed potatoes.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  Real situations. That would actually be a very good idea.

• 22:40Matt McCusker?

  Real shit, yeah.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  Like you just have a whole warehouse of real situations you can walk in. An alley or what? An alleyway or like a grocery store?

• 22:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's ladies shitty on a milk carton.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  And everyone, everyone has to wear like the electrician little like boots over their, over their feet.

• 22:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, the little like home booties?

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause they serve food.

• 22:59Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  It's a grocery store.

• 23:02Matt McCusker?

  Damn, a slutty grocery store would be nice.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  That's, uh, it's a very tantalizing possibility to.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  There's a coffee shop that, if you want to stand, I don't want to.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, this is where the guy.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Where is it, in Florida?

• 23:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  It had my dad fucked up, bro. That's called goonicide. It's not suicide. Goonicide, the guy who went through the baristas. With his wiener on.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  You hear about that? The first recorded case of goonicide? No, that's for real.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  He went through his pants down, the chick was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm sorry, and then drove off and killed himself.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  She was filming him. Yeah, he was, he pulled up in Hellcat, too.

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 00

  Also, it's supposed to be a, like, a coffee shop that has, like, scantily clad women.

• 23:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 00

  But you can see in the reflection of the guy's car, the woman is fully clothed.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 23:54Speaker 00

  Like, he's trying to beat his dick to a lady in a full-on jeans and a t-shirt. And then she catches him on video and he drives to another parking lot and blows his head off.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  And then they all went to the place. They, like, all these people went and, like, started screaming, "I can't goon." And, like, taking it, they protested outside of it. I swear to God. I swear to God. This is a while ago.

• 24:15Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  So he. Lamar might have been in charge of Facebook.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  He was a brother.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Damn, so he pulled up on the stripper coffee shop.

• 24:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, I didn't. Just trying to get a quick beat in while he gets a hot coffee.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  They're asking for it, dude. Not the political. You can't be naked. Can't cough morning boners, getting coffee. It's like, kind of a.

• 24:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, if I don't have to get out of my car, then I don't have to stop masturbating. That's the rule at a coffee shop.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's like, kind of on you. I thought you were on a headset behind a screen, like Wizard of Oz style.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  I didn't know the morning people will take clothes off. What? Allegedly, supposedly, I don't know. What's the place called again? Baristas, but it's no longer there down in Florida. What happened?

• 24:55Speaker 02

  They put up a statue of a guy in a Dutch.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  They put a statue of the gooner? They put a wa- they tore it down, put a water fountain in the ground as a memorial. No, I have no idea. They probably just closed. Probably tough to run one of those.

• 25:09Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 25:10Speaker 04

  Stripper coffee place. Like baristas are already brutal and strippers are already brutal. You put it together and it's probably like.

• 25:16Matt McCusker?

  At least in that case, it would make sense if they're like, not even gonna tip. It's like, dude, bust out your fucking tits. Like.

• 25:21Speaker 04

  I get it. A hundred percent.

• 25:25Speaker 00

  You don't even have perky area. Like, what's going on with you? What is wrong with you today? You wore a bra to work. What is wrong with you?

• 25:30Matt McCusker?

  Starbucks. I'm all about the Starbucks uniform. They're on strike right now because they're.

• 25:35Speaker 04

  Let their freak flag fly.

• 25:36Matt McCusker?

  They can't wear Crocs and they're like, we deserve the Karl Marx status. Like, take your fucking Crocs off. You're 40 years old. You have a college degree. Wear some fucking slacks, man. You're, you're working for a giant corporation.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  It's a service job.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Philly holds who's unionizing or trying to.

• 25:51Matt McCusker?

  Who is?

• 25:52Speaker 04

  Philly holds, uh, Whole Foods.

• 25:54Matt McCusker?

  They're trying to.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  The Parkway.

• 25:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they've been trying to do that forever.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I stand for it.

• 25:58Matt McCusker?

  You know that there's a coffee shop in Philly in Fairmount and they try to unionize and the dude shut the entire of them, closed all of them down. OCF.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:08Speaker 00

  Well, they're like also a scumbag realtor company, aren't they?

• 26:11Speaker 04

  Worst of both worlds.

• 26:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  He's a developer. I look, hey, man. Allegedly, I've heard he's a bit of a motherfucker.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  That's pretty, I mean, that's a motherfucking move. Just shut that shit down.

• 26:21Matt McCusker?

  It's on brand for an evil developer. Just like, unionize. Yeah, that's fine. I'll, I'll take away everyone's job.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  No one gets coffee now.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. I drink Red Bull anyway.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  I was at a birthday party for a kid and there was a dude with a neck brace at the birthday party and my uncle called it a Jewish turtleneck. It's still the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

• 26:45Speaker 04

  I've been telling everyone I know. Jewish turtleneck is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Just also everything around. You just say the guy's names. That's like the, you have to.

• 27:04Matt McCusker?

  What kid's party were you at?

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Uh, my, our one cousin's daughter.

• 27:07Matt McCusker?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was her second birthday.

• 27:09Matt McCusker?

  Who was wearing the JT?

• 27:10Speaker 04

  Is, it was like his father-in-law or something.

• 27:18Speaker 04

  I've been laughing about it ever since.

• 27:20Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's pretty fucking great. Damn, that's that's embarrassing going out with one of those. I know.

• 27:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 27:27Matt McCusker?

  Stay the fuck home. Yeah, I can't make it. If you can't look behind you.

• 27:30Speaker 04

  Huh? I had to I had to be in Austin for a week with a knee scooter, dude. I hate I hate talk like that.

• 27:37Matt McCusker?

  You can still look around.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  I couldn't I could not turn.

• 27:40Matt McCusker?

  You couldn't turn your neck like that?

• 27:41Speaker 04

  No, I couldn't turn my body.

• 27:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but you can still look me if you do that's okay, fair enough, but like.

• 27:46Speaker 04

  I'd rather have my legs.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  There's like something too debilitating about the neck brace.

• 27:50Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 27:52Matt McCusker?

  Frankenstein.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it just makes you so uh like cumbersome.

• 27:56Matt McCusker?

  Also, I don't know a single person who's ever actually needed one of those things. They're for like when you're laying in traction in a hospital bed.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 28:03Matt McCusker?

  You're not supposed to like.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  It's funny, just put that on.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Could be for like spine surgery.

• 28:09Matt McCusker?

  True. Could be, but if that case, stay the fuck.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, if you're coming off a spine surgery, do you need to go to this two year old's birthday party?

• 28:16Speaker 04

  You have a little fever, you know?

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  You want to get outside and chill with people.

• 28:20Matt McCusker?

  True. True. Want to see what the cheer running up to?

• 28:25Speaker 04

  That's all I got.

• 28:26Matt McCusker?

  Damn, that's pretty good. Yeah, that was that was a lot. Podcast, I fucking crashed it down. It was so fucking good.

• 28:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:33Matt McCusker?

  How many uh not to get personal, how many days you have in you in terms of like, are you you're not we're we've made a pact as brothers.

• 28:38Speaker 04

  Not watching porn or jerking out like not watching porn.

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  I coming. Everyone's journey is different, but I'm I'm not I'm no PMO. Porn masturbation orgasm.

• 28:46Speaker 04

  I have broken.

• 28:48Matt McCusker?

  Since February?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:49Matt McCusker?

  All right, I can't wait to get some time.

• 28:51Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, you're saying you haven't orgasmed?

• 28:53Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  Climaxed?

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Jerked it.

• 28:55Matt McCusker?

  Just jerked it.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  My she takes care of that, dude. I fucking. I'm good.

• 29:00Speaker 00

  Are you saying the same thing? It's been eight days since you've.

• 29:02Matt McCusker?

  I have I only I I've I've been trying to do this for like two years. This is like a testosterone spike allegedly. Eight, I'm on eight right now. It's pretty clear, but the uh yeah, dude, I I now it's like. He was punching the brick wall before you got here. It's it's I'm just like, it's only my wife can release me. I I cannot bear to masturbate myself.

• 29:21Speaker 00

  I like the game of saving it for mommy for sure.

• 29:25Matt McCusker?

  You get to tell her too.

• 29:26Speaker 00

  But every once in a while she's on a work call and this has to happen now.

• 29:29Matt McCusker?

  And that's, that's when you have to sublimate the energy and learn, once you flip that switch where you go like, this energy's good. Before I'd go, this is bad. I shouldn't feel like this. Now I'm going like, this is how I am supposed to feel.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Clean something, like clean out your car.

• 29:42Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  That'll really like, just take the edge off a little bit.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  Okay, alright.

• 29:46Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm telling, and then I just tell her, I wake up in the morning and I say, babe, I don't know if today's the day. It's okay if it's not, but just feel it. See where I'm at. She goes, my god. I go, yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  Oh my god, well, let's see if it gets bigger tomorrow.

• 30:01Matt McCusker?

  On a serious note, it's like, I think the best thing you could possibly do in a long-term relationship, because you, if you have the goon escape latch, it fucks your whole, you can't exist like that.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  It is, it can be rough. There can be.

• 30:13Matt McCusker?

  It is.

• 30:14Speaker 00

  Months of like, oh wow, I just, I guess I just have been beating off and forgetting that I live with a lady for, for a few weeks here.

• 30:20Matt McCusker?

  Well, if you come to head, if you come to like conflict, if you have the escape latch, it allows you to just be like, whatever. And you never, you just, you slowly drift apart.

• 30:30Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 30:30Matt McCusker?

  But like now, if we're at, at any, at odds on any like, by any means, I have to hash it out. Cause it's like, that's, that's the teat, bro. I'm like a baby on the teat. That's my only, that's my lifeline. So, and it makes you, dude, after like seven days, your, your babe just becomes like a goddess. You're just like, oh my god.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  I mean, after three days, if you like brush against her in the kitchen, you're like, put the baby to bed, we have to go right now. We have to go fucking right now.

• 30:53Matt McCusker?

  Three days, they're the enemy. You gotta get through that. Three days, you go, why the fuck did you do this to me? Do you not care about me at all?

• 30:59Speaker 00

  You're doing this to us.

• 31:01Matt McCusker?

  I'm telling you, I've matured. I flipped the switch. Now I just go, babe, dude. I had her literally, the morning I said, just charge me up. Charge me up. I'm your toy soldier. Spin my top, dude, send me right out of the world. Bro. Again, I hit the Home Depot parking lot like, I'm a contractor.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  You were like living out like a, like a romance novel.

• 31:21Matt McCusker?

  It's kinda sick.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:22Matt McCusker?

  Honestly, I feel like if I wash one of my wipes.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  With a half sweet, half hot sausage.

• 31:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I feel like at this point, I could wash the notebook with my wife and be like, fuck babe, this is so fucking good. I would do that, I would build you that house, even though you're having sex with that other guy for 10 years.

• 31:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah dude, it's been, I, I can't, I, I mean, I can't recommend it enough. Off the goonage. Just totally off the goonage.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  They say if things are free, you're the product.

• 31:50Speaker 00

  Don't look at me like that again, man.

• 31:57Matt McCusker?

  Simply too good.

• 31:58Speaker 04

  You gotta look at chicks having sex, hot ones, and nothing happens. Something happens, bro.

• 32:03Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  You have to deal with that.

• 32:04Matt McCusker?

  Usually just them dying, you know.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  What?

• 32:07Matt McCusker?

  Those ladies die all the time, those porn star ladies.

• 32:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're like young rappers now. It's like, I've never even heard of Busky Bunny. But, boy, were her tits nice. Rest in peace, baby.

• 32:17Speaker 04

  They also died in Mall Park, I think.

• 32:21Matt McCusker?

  Sorry, that's terrible.

• 32:22Speaker 00

  Shot by rival porn stars.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  That'd be, actually, if you could stand it, you'd become like the no jumper of just insane young porn stars.

• 32:31Matt McCusker?

  I would never put myself in that position. Is he in jail? Huh? Is he in jail? Who? Adam 22. No, he's not in jail. No way.

• 32:39Speaker 02

  He's rebuilding his business, right?

• 32:41Matt McCusker?

  I think so. I think he made some systemic change. I think he, I think he made some systemic, I think they reversed the DEI stuff and he was like, alright.

• 32:52Matt McCusker?

  Probably got a tax credit for letting that dude hit.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Bring in a few more guys with crew cuts.

• 32:57Matt McCusker?

  No, I actually watched.

• 32:58Speaker 00

  Like mine.

• 32:58Matt McCusker?

  I watched an interview with him recently. It was, I just saw pieces of it, but there was a, you know Gin Lee, the rapper from the Dallas-based rapper?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  You were just telling me about him?

• 33:06Matt McCusker?

  White guy, white guy, he. Is that the one Druski just made fun of? No, Druski came at my bro, Bellygag Kush.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Bellygag Kush.

• 33:15Matt McCusker?

  Bellygag Kush, well, he goes by Bellygag Kush.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Of course. Oh, really?

• 33:18Matt McCusker?

  Cushing Tin was his name, but I saw him correct someone, I'll just call him Kush.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Okay, thanks for correcting.

• 33:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, put some respect on him, but.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, my bad.

• 33:24Matt McCusker?

  Bellygag Kush is half-black. He was great, he was just raised by a black family. Okay. Gin Lee is a white boy. Certified white boy. But both have raised a stir by their use of the N-word in their raps. Yeah. It's a debate, it's a controversy. Yeah, you guys are losing your cholecard on that. It's slipping, dude, white rappers, white rappers have powered up. They found the moonstone and they've powered up with it. It's crazy. Just know you let this happen. You stood by idly. Well, hold on.

• 33:53Speaker 00

  When Eminem says it, it is over.

• 33:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he never will.

• 33:56Speaker 00

  We won. We finally won rap.

• 33:59Matt McCusker?

  He's a purist. Yeah, he won't. It's too late for him to do it. It's gotta kill him being like, fuck.

• 34:05Speaker 00

  He's gonna be on his last album.

• 34:06Matt McCusker?

  You think so?

• 34:07Speaker 00

  He's gonna be eighty years old on his deathbed. It's time to say it.

• 34:10Matt McCusker?

  I don't think so. I think you vote for like Hillary Clinton or something?

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. Machine Gun Kelly maybe. Now, I mean, he's like, Machine Gun Kelly's like pop now, but he's probably a little ticked off.

• 34:19Speaker 04

  If you wanna put him in a box.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  I hate Machine Gun Kelly with a passion, dude. I fucking hate him.

• 34:27Speaker 00

  I thought no one was a bop, honestly.

• 34:29Matt McCusker?

  I think, look, I don't, I, yeah, I, I hear you. It's not for me. I do think he's the perfect celebrity. He like, he wears like Frankenstein boots and just kind of like does weird stuff. He's like, he's like, he's at least filling the celebrity archetype perfectly.

• 34:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:44Matt McCusker?

  Just like a disastrous private life, dresses like a complete freak.

• 34:48Speaker 00

  Hot guy, makes bops. Love him.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 34:53Speaker 04

  You throw it on playlist?

• 34:56Speaker 00

  I've only heard the Twitter clip where he's like, doing like beating hearts.

• 35:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  It's alright, it's alright. It's got that emo vibe from the mid two thousands.

• 35:04Matt McCusker?

  See, I didn't listen emo back in the day. I was rap metal.

• 35:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:07Matt McCusker?

  I couldn't rap.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Rap metal?

• 35:08Matt McCusker?

  Rap metal.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:09Matt McCusker?

  Three Eleven.

• 35:11Matt McCusker?

  Executioners. What do you think I was talking about?

• 35:13Speaker 04

  I didn't know what you were talking about, honestly.

• 35:14Matt McCusker?

  Rap metal. You don't know what rap metal is?

• 35:17Matt McCusker?

  Lip Biscuit, I was like, break stuff, obviously, I would get charged up the tail, but.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  About Linkin Park.

• 35:21Matt McCusker?

  For sure, some. When I was in my feelings, I'd put on A L P.

• 35:25Speaker 04

  Chester speaks to you.

• 35:26Matt McCusker?

  Chester does speak to me, dude. R I P.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Him and Chris Cornell.

• 35:31Matt McCusker?

  What happened to Chris? He died too, huh?

• 35:32Speaker 04

  He died, yeah.

• 35:32Matt McCusker?

  How'd he die?

• 35:33Speaker 00

  It was a murder suicide with Chester.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  Yes, that's what they say. They say that they were like doing a documentary on pedophilia and they iced him.

• 35:40Matt McCusker?

  What? Chester and?

• 35:45Speaker 04

  You ever look at the pictures of John Podesta and Chester Bennington?

• 35:47Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  Not to get off track, but it's fucking crazy.

• 35:50Speaker 00

  Is Ann Hatch also involved in that?

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Who's Ann Hatch all?

• 35:53Speaker 00

  A- Ann Hesh, the lady that.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah. The girl that like fucking popped up like The Undertaker?

• 35:58Speaker 00

  Wasn't there also a rumor that she was involved in?

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, there is. That, that came and went. What the fuck? I was thinking about something else. I had something to do that the other day.

• 36:07Matt McCusker?

  You know who's, you were telling me about Glenn, Glenn Greenwald's sitch.

• 36:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:11Matt McCusker?

  I'm all about when dudes get out it for like crazy sexual stuff, whenever they're like, yeah, that's what I do.

• 36:16Speaker 00

  Yes, lift them up.

• 36:18Matt McCusker?

  I, I kinda like that, if I'm being honest. Even Destiny, when Destiny was like.

• 36:24Matt McCusker?

  Even Destiny, you have to root for a guy.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  Dude's literally a pedophile.

• 36:27Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 36:28Speaker 02

  What is Destiny?

• 36:28Speaker 04

  He's like getting Destiny.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  Destiny.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  Online like Adderall out Twitch streamer.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  He was like sexting young girls.

• 36:35Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 36:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:36Matt McCusker?

  If you have that on, you have that on fact, otherwise you gotta say allegedly.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Allegedly.

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  How do you know this?

• 36:42Speaker 04

  I'm on the net, bro. I've seen this shit.

• 36:45Matt McCusker?

  Fair enough.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, Destiny is, I mean, he is a sexual deviant, much like Glenn Greenwald. The only thing I like when-

• 36:52Matt McCusker?

  That was totally, it was a two adults. If he wants to lick up loogies from his daddy, that's right. What's your problem?

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't know what he did.

• 36:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, the picture's so funny.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  He's having like spun fun with his boyfriend.

• 37:03Matt McCusker?

  What's that?

• 37:03Speaker 04

  Like getting cloudy and rowdy, meth?

• 37:05Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 37:06Speaker 04

  He looks like he's methed out.

• 37:07Matt McCusker?

  You can't just keep saying all this stuff. You have to run this through legal, dude.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  He looks like it. I'm not saying he does look like it, I'm just saying he looks-

• 37:12Matt McCusker?

  You said he was having sponge fun.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  You're allowed to say this if you're not standing at the podium.

• 37:17Speaker 00

  If you're standing at the podium, you can say anything you want without saying allegedly.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  No, he worries questionable territory right now. His eyes are dilated.

• 37:23Matt McCusker?

  He looks spun out, for sure.

• 37:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 37:25Matt McCusker?

  But have you ever been under total control by a daddy?

• 37:27Speaker 00

  No.

• 37:28Matt McCusker?

  He could just be charged up.

• 37:29Speaker 00

  Not yet.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  Daddy, wait, what's the guy from Euphoria?

• 37:32Matt McCusker?

  Dominant daddy.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Dominant daddy.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Dominant daddy.

• 37:34Matt McCusker?

  He was being dommed, dude. He was in the throes of being dommed.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah. And her, Joaquin's Phoenix sexting username is BigGuy4by4. Fucking great.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  He's cross-selling a-

• 37:44Speaker 04

  He was having phone sex with the girl at the beginning. He's like, what's your screen name? He's like, BigGuy4by4.

• 37:49Matt McCusker?

  Hold on, so the Glenn Greenwald situation, that was, it was a video guy.

• 37:53Speaker 04

  They say he released it. On some real dom shit.

• 37:56Matt McCusker?

  Beast. Oh, his dom released it.

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Allegedly.

• 37:59Matt McCusker?

  I think, yeah, he might have gotten dommed by the Israeli government if I'm-

• 38:07Speaker 04

  That, that's what, that's what they say.

• 38:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Speaker 04

  But, I don't know, I mean, I just couldn't imagine what the post nut clarity to getting dommed and putting the video up on Twitter, and then finally jerking it after like a two day edge and just be like, oh, dog.

• 38:19Matt McCusker?

  That's why I'm off the board, dude. That's a porn hole.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:22Matt McCusker?

  The porn hole is-

• 38:23Speaker 02

  It's beyond.

• 38:24Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude-

• 38:25Speaker 02

  To put the video up after.

• 38:26Matt McCusker?

  My brother, I was talking to my brother Tom about this, who's also porn sober, and he was like, reading about like how far dudes take their porn holes. Dude, like you think, you know, he was like talking about how he's like, yeah, you think you're bad and you research, but some other people are up there. Oh, dude, it's, it's, yeah, it's crazy, dude. There was, what the fuck did, he was like, he said this guy came out of a porn hole by his wife finding like he had like ordered butt plugs for himself. And his wife was just like, what are these? And he was like, bro, I was goon.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  They're door stoppers.

• 38:55Matt McCusker?

  I was completely goon.

• 38:58Speaker 00

  They're boy pacifiers, put one in your mouth.

• 39:01Matt McCusker?

  They calmed me down. I got my, I was like telling my wife again, I'll be talking about everything now, but I was like telling her, I was like, I was just like, dude. I was like, bro, I'm off the nog, just trying to like, like she'd be impressed. And she was like, why do you even have to look at it anyway? It's like, what are you talking about? She's like, why don't you just masturbate? And I was like, what are you talking about? Why, why do I have to explain this? Like?

• 39:23Speaker 02

  You speak on the, it's a lifestyle.

• 39:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, well, it's also like, yeah, let me think about it. No, because it's a bunch of naked ladies doing stuff I'll never ever see in real life.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:33Matt McCusker?

  But she's right. Why the fuck would I need that? Have you ever tried to find your dick twin? My dick twin? Yeah. In porn? Yeah. I don't, if I see anyone even like, if someone's, if someone's not. It's like an Appalachian OnlyFans.

• 39:47Speaker 00

  Wait, are you out there actively searching for your dick twin?

• 39:49Matt McCusker?

  No, no, I'm just curious.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  You don't try to find it, find you.

• 39:52Matt McCusker?

  I'm a total side screen dude. If someone's even close to me, I'm going, brother, what are you doing? Get it fucking.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can't.

• 39:57Matt McCusker?

  I'm a fucking electrician dude.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  I just have made it to the site, past, past the mods.

• 40:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so yo, bro, I hate to break it to you. I think you don't have what it takes, kid. I think you need to.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:06Matt McCusker?

  You need to get a new job, brother.

• 40:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, are you gonna be, are you gonna be using a toy at any point? This, I don't think this can get done.

• 40:13Matt McCusker?

  Could be a mugsy bogs out there just waiting to come through, come to porn goat. True, could, that could be. I, I mean, yeah, you'd have to make it up in passion though. Yeah. You know what I mean?

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 40:24Matt McCusker?

  Be a chow monster. But I, I have a feeling.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 40:28Matt McCusker?

  No, no, I might be.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  Did you say a channel monster?

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Chow monster.

• 40:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, chow time.

• 40:35Matt McCusker?

  No, yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  And you become like a, a star for like the ladies.

• 40:39Matt McCusker?

  If you did, you could do, you could do like, yeah, you could do like passionate, like women's porn kind of. That point is become like a fucking actor.

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 40:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, just go to Hollywood, get in SNL dude.

• 40:52Matt McCusker?

  Or like a soapy vampire. Write a hit song.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  That'd be cool.

• 40:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, hit song. I, speaking of which, I, I have a, I have like a feeling that might be my dick twin. The guy, the red haired guy is like, meh. Who? Anthony, what's his name?

• 41:04Speaker 02

  Oliver Anthony?

• 41:04Matt McCusker?

  Oliver Anthony might be my dick.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 41:06Matt McCusker?

  I feel like we probably are dick twins. If I had to guess, I don't wanna, you know, not bad, we're average.

• 41:10Speaker 00

  Well, we need to see that guy's piece then.

• 41:11Matt McCusker?

  There's no way that guy's a huge piece. You don't, you can't rally against the fucking.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  Right.

• 41:16Matt McCusker?

  You can't rally against the bourgeois.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, not everything's.

• 41:19Speaker 00

  He was wearing pretty tight jeans in that performance, that famous performance. I think we would have, somebody would have zoomed in on his, on his piece if it was, uh, something to write home about, write a song about, you know?

• 41:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's got a working man's piece. He's a working man through and through.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:31Matt McCusker?

  So I think if you had to get, if someone had a, that's probably my dick twin. So unless he releases a sex tape.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 41:36Matt McCusker?

  It's not bad, he's, you know?

• 41:38Speaker 02

  I think that's, yeah, that's pretty good.

• 41:39Matt McCusker?

  It's probably six one.

• 41:40Speaker 00

  You can probably get his personal information and then you guys can probably exchange, uh, pictures of your hard penises.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  With a, a certain, uh, can or, or bottle next to it to make sure you're both sized up equally.

• 41:52Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 41:53Speaker 00

  And we don't even have to do this in public, you know? You can just be private.

• 41:56Matt McCusker?

  Uh, the gauntlet's stoned down if you want. He's got a pretty busy schedule. I might DM him, like, bro, what are you working, what are you working, I'm curious, love your stuff?

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Love your new song.

• 42:03Matt McCusker?

  Love your message, like, what are you working with, bro? I think we might be dick twins.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  Gonna be an awesome anytime soon. I'm at a urinal right now and there's nobody next to me.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  That'd be nice to just develop over years, just develop a relationship with this guy. And then eventually, like a cult sort of thing, you know? And then just eventually be like, can I show you my penis?

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Just for research purposes.

• 42:26Matt McCusker?

  I might start doing this to everyone who features.

• 42:29Matt McCusker?

  He's getting hammered and being like, bro, let me see what you got. Some biddy shit. And if it's bigger, you can't, you can't open. If it's bigger, you can't open for me. That is biddy shit. That is biddy shit. Guys, this episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. You might not realize it, but guys face tons of pressure. Talk about any stigma, men face tons of stigmas. We can't express our emotions, dude, and it's just not fair. We need a therapist to teach us how to do that. Um, speak on the difficulties men face when seeking help with mental health. Uh, yeah, you know, sometimes you you feel like a weak little girl, but you gotta, you know, overcome that and be a fucking man in therapy and outside of therapy. Real strength isn't about bottling everything up inside and hiding your faults. It's acknowledging that you need help and doing something about it.

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• 43:55Speaker 04

  I heard he was on cleanup. I heard he was on some Glenn.

• 43:58Matt McCusker?

  Why? I just wanna see. I just wanna know.

• 44:00Speaker 04

  I can't say Glenn Greenwald's name without fucking. Yeah, no.

• 44:03Matt McCusker?

  He owned it. He owned it.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  He allegedly was cleaning up. Swabbing the decks.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 44:09Speaker 00

  Like slurping out the old juices?

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Off the chick, out the holes, crevices, whatever.

• 44:15Speaker 00

  That guy really, uh, really likes it both ways, it seems.

• 44:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:19Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 44:20Speaker 00

  He likes all the stuff.

• 44:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's just.

• 44:22Speaker 00

  I mean, he likes lady juices and guy juices, it seems like.

• 44:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Total rock star.

• 44:25Matt McCusker?

  According, according to the court documents, yeah, you could draw the conclusion that he was just, he had transcended, like.

• 44:34Speaker 00

  Sexuality, period, yeah.

• 44:36Matt McCusker?

  Same. Well, there's the thing. Once you fuck, once you fuck every hot lady, the next thing is boys.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  It's like David Bowie.

• 44:41Matt McCusker?

  Guys.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  David Bowie, yeah, yeah. They say David Bowie did that.

• 44:44Matt McCusker?

  Fuck every chick.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  Fucked so many chicks, I was like, I'll fuck dudes, I don't care.

• 44:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  But he had a swag about him. Diddy likes, you can't be angry and do that.

• 44:50Matt McCusker?

  If you're, if you haven't fucked 1,000 ladies, four-digit ladies, and you fuck guys, you're gay.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:55Matt McCusker?

  If you fucked 1,000 ladies and now you start fucking guys, you're just the fucking man. Yeah. You're just, you've transcended.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  Modern day America, Vespucci.

• 45:04Speaker 00

  I'm more of a disorder guy myself.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  The, the, uh, cause they did it in like hotels, right? Like the freak-offs?

• 45:12Matt McCusker?

  Matt Shown's.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Oh, they did it. Okay. So they like, it was just in homes.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  Was it his own personal house?

• 45:17Speaker 02

  That's what I was trying to figure out.

• 45:18Matt McCusker?

  Okay, so there were a couple venues.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  You could like ghost hunt and with like a, with one of those machines.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  A black light?

• 45:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:24Speaker 00

  Everything is the color of come.

• 45:25Matt McCusker?

  Well, there's, there's the freak-offs, then there's wild king nights. Wild king nights, a little more low-key. Wild king nights were like, if we all got a hotel room and just kept it low-key.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  I've been getting hit with that on Instagram.

• 45:37Speaker 00

  And no chick show up?

• 45:39Speaker 04

  Just like swingers, blogging.

• 45:41Matt McCusker?

  You're on the swinger algorithm?

• 45:43Speaker 04

  I'm on, my algorithm is destroyed.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  I've seen the, this, the one swinger that you go, she like travels.

• 45:49Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Okay. She like travels and like.

• 45:51Matt McCusker?

  I said bullshit. Me and Blue saying gay algorithm.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm in there.

• 45:55Matt McCusker?

  The gay algo.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  He said a very gay algorithm.

• 45:59Speaker 00

  Wait, the swinger chick is single? Don't you have to be a couple to be a swinger?

• 46:02Speaker 02

  I don't know. There's like.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  You probably just can't bring dudes, you know what I mean? Okay.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  No, it's not a sub-girl. It's like a different lady who, uh, content. Yeah. Shout out to, I didn't know she was still rocking. That's what's up.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Wait, hold on. Actually now that we, uh.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  Who is sub-girl?

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Who's sub-girl?

• 46:24Speaker 02

  La Mer May, can you, uh?

• 46:26Matt McCusker?

  America, you approach the bench.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  She's just a lady who's willing to take on all challengers.

• 46:32Speaker 00

  Like Bonnie Bro?

• 46:34Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  She's like.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  No size, no credence. It's too, should take all challengers, any gay.

• 46:40Speaker 00

  Old fellas too. She's including the old guys. That's nice. They're all including the old guys nowadays. That's very nice.

• 46:44Matt McCusker?

  Really? That's the one thing, man.

• 46:46Speaker 00

  I don't like seeing it, but I'm very happy for the guys.

• 46:48Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 46:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  She's like, I guess she kinda, I forgot about her. She's like the originator of all this stuff a little bit.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  Sub-girl? She got her clout stolen?

• 46:56Speaker 02

  I think she kinda started.

• 46:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, stand up. Take, take podium. Dude, I have plenty of podium. Two man, it's a two man podium. Two man podium. Take it, yeah, take it, boy.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  But yeah, she kind of, uh...

• 47:07Matt McCusker?

  No shades. Oh shit, bruh.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, she kind of, like, led the charge, and then now it's, um, there's two ladies who, uh, are like, losing their assholes.

• 47:18Matt McCusker?

  Wait, here's... Anal prolo?

• 47:19Speaker 00

  Well, there's three, there's three really running gunners, where you got Bonnie, you got Lily Phillips, and you got Wisconsin Tiff, who's in the mix now.

• 47:28Matt McCusker?

  Wisconsin Tiff? Is this like this slut presidential primary?

• 47:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, she, uh, apparently, from what I've heard from a friend who's into this kind of thing,

• 47:40Speaker 00

  she's banned from a bunch of old homes because she was going in and fucking all the geezers. And now they're like...

• 47:45Matt McCusker?

  That I can get behind.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  That's like the Joker.

• 47:47Matt McCusker?

  If you're gonna be a giant disgusting whore, might as well.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:51Matt McCusker?

  I, I shouldn't speak badly about her, but she, you are, actually, that's being a giant disgusting whore.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  I think she's like...

• 47:56Matt McCusker?

  I think that's spot on.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think she's like, she's like, "I am a giant disgusting whore."

• 48:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're all pretty...

• 48:02Matt McCusker?

  Be rabbit's approach.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, she's like, "No, I, yeah, you're right." Like, if you called her that.

• 48:09Matt McCusker?

  I know you are one of my kind of things.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:11Matt McCusker?

  I mean, going through the nursing home is like, that's kind of nice in a weird way. I feel like that's... It's philanthropic.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  It's like a reward for being locked up during COVID.

• 48:19Matt McCusker?

  I mean, imagine, you're just sitting there, and you're like... Put on a ventilator.

• 48:23Matt McCusker?

  You're just like, "Where's my family? I haven't seen them," and then some lady comes in and blows you.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  It's like...

• 48:28Matt McCusker?

  Why are they, who's kicking her out? I would think I'd die.

• 48:30Speaker 00

  Also, the order is that she wasn't fucking.

• 48:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, more some big fucking jamicula.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  The Jamaican order, you refuse to eat a pussy.

• 48:36Matt McCusker?

  What the hell are you doing, girl? Shit it out of your mouth now!

• 48:43Matt McCusker?

  That'd be fucking sick.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I'm gonna eat your pussy. You must be mad.

• 48:49Matt McCusker?

  I love that video.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Mad ting.

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• 49:32Speaker 00

  Incredible.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  I don't know you're fucking with The Rock that hard.

• 49:36Matt McCusker?

  Here are the Project Rocks.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's my Under Armour's, bro.

• 49:38Speaker 00

  Damn, dude.

• 49:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, these are Project Rocks.

• 49:41Speaker 00

  I wouldn't wear pants either if I was you.

• 49:43Matt McCusker?

  What are you talking about my, oh no, you're saying my Project Rocks. I'm wearing my bathing suit right now. I'm going swimming after this.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  It's like a nice, like, pause. This is like a nice set you got on, like a gray.

• 49:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm grayed out there.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  It's like a good, nice summer.

• 49:55Matt McCusker?

  I, I got the buttons going?

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good. Um, I, uh.

• 50:01Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, bro.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Sorry, I got distracted.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Um, something about The Rock.

• 50:07Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, dude, his shoes from Under Armour. Shane hooked me up.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Under Armour. All the YNs. I want to be a YN, dressed like a YN. They all wear like, they all wear like Under Armour tracksuits. It's cool. I want to do that.

• 50:19Speaker 04

  A young nuisance?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  In Philly, there's like a particular uniform and it's like, it looks comfortable. Yeah, it's like Under Armour.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  No, it's Baltimore. Baltimore fucks with all that. I know what you're talking about.

• 50:29Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm not gonna, I'm not.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  The whole city of Baltimore loves Under Armour.

• 50:32Matt McCusker?

  I'm not just saying this. I'm giving you an honest, unbiased opinion. Shane hooked me up with Under Armour sneakers and they're my favorite shoes right now.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  You used to, you used to beg to suck them on Twitter.

• 50:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, The Rock?

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:41Matt McCusker?

  I used to, I, a long time, I didn't suck them. I said, I said we were gonna jerk off together. I used to send The Rock.

• 50:49Matt McCusker?

  I used to send The Rock gay tweets.

• 50:50Speaker 04

  Like Dutch Rudder or just together?

• 50:52Matt McCusker?

  Just to fuck around, uh.

• 50:56Matt McCusker?

  I thought it was funny to send him gay tweets and I would send them to people. Look, I tweeted The Rock and my mom found them and called me furious.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:03Matt McCusker?

  What, what are you, what are you doing online?

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Damn, she found her.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  What are you doing on Twitter, mom?

• 51:07Matt McCusker?

  She follows my shit all the time.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 51:09Matt McCusker?

  I'll like call her every now and again. She'll be like, I saw that one thing. It was not very nice what you said. I'm like, I don't know. What did, what did I say? You're using not nice language.

• 51:17Speaker 00

  You told The Rock you were gonna tie his hands behind his back and suck his dick.

• 51:23Speaker 00

  That is not a nice thing to say, Dwayne Johnson.

• 51:27Matt McCusker?

  I was like, dude, it was like 10 years ago. I was a boy. I was a boy and I would send the rock. I thought it was hilarious to send the rock. It's pretty funny.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Just a kid.

• 51:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. He's coming off with divorce. Yeah, dude. Come on. That's gooned out.

• 51:43Speaker 00

  I was confused. The Rock just made the fucking cool ass movie. God.

• 51:48Matt McCusker?

  Jumanji.

• 51:48Speaker 00

  Rewind that.

• 51:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 00

  Cut that out. San Andreas, that's what I was trying to think.

• 51:54Matt McCusker?

  He's been sleeping, man. When's the next big hit coming out?

• 51:56Speaker 00

  You didn't see the Christmas movie that cost 250 million dollars on Netflix? Yeah, Red One is actually pretty good.

• 52:02Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it's like his Marvel movie, yeah. For real?

• 52:05Speaker 00

  It was a big, it was 250 million dollars to make. And do you know how much The Rock got paid for that?

• 52:11Matt McCusker?

  A hundred.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  Fifty, but I still thought that was a lot.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  That was probably made for the CCP though. Yeah. They're probably like, oh, it was a flop in China. Everyone's like, Red One?

• 52:22Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what was it? What was it about?

• 52:24Speaker 04

  No clue.

• 52:25Speaker 00

  It was, uh...

• 52:27Speaker 00

  It was like, uh...

• 52:30Speaker 00

  It was like The Rock is a secret service for Santa Claus.

• 52:34Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 52:34Speaker 00

  So if people are trying to attack Santa Claus, The Rock's gotta come through.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Marvel movie?

• 52:38Speaker 00

  No.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  What the? Was he, is he a Marvel movie too?

• 52:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's Black Adam.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  Yes, that one flopped.

• 52:43Speaker 00

  I think it's DC and I think it was their biggest flop.

• 52:45Matt McCusker?

  Black Adam flopped, yeah. Yeah, it's funny. They're trying to get in on that Black Panther thing. Like, we'll just have a black guy named Adam. Yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  That just sounds like a Chichester nickname for a black kid. Every black kid in Chichester is black whatever their name. It's insane. So that's Black Cat. It's fucking crazy.

• 53:02Matt McCusker?

  What was Black Adam's superpower?

• 53:04Speaker 04

  No clue.

• 53:07Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck was Shazam's superpower?

• 53:09Speaker 04

  He was a genie.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  That's so lazy.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  I mean, Lemire's not even excited about saying the power, so it must not be great.

• 53:18Matt McCusker?

  So he can see through things? He can freeze with his breath?

• 53:23Speaker 04

  He shoots lightning.

• 53:26Matt McCusker?

  Lightning was big?

• 53:27Speaker 00

  The wisdom of Solomon.

• 53:30Matt McCusker?

  He had the wisdom of.

• 53:32Speaker 00

  Oh, so he was willing to cut a baby in half to find out who the right mother was? So wise.

• 53:37Matt McCusker?

  So he was a king.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:39Matt McCusker?

  He was a king.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  I'm an Israelite. I'm a super Israelite.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  Hey, I'm actually an Israelite. A plus. Blood type. Which is huge in Israel.

• 53:48Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  You have the A plus? You have the RH?

• 53:52Speaker 04

  No, A plus.

• 53:53Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck? What does that even give you? Blood powers? Is that like universal donor?

• 53:56Speaker 04

  No, not even close. It's like three of them.

• 53:58Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 53:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:59Matt McCusker?

  You start when you, when like.

• 54:01Speaker 04

  I might be part of.

• 54:01Matt McCusker?

  You just kind of get a sixth sense if a plane is about to fly into a building. You're like, hold on.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be late today.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  I had that migraine earlier. I should have paid attention to it, I guess.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  Someone instant messaged me not to come in.

• 54:16Matt McCusker?

  I don't know my blood type.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  The guy's name and her.

• 54:20Speaker 04

  Which one? Big Eye four by four?

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Big Eye four by four. Don't come in North to.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  Hers rough, dude. That's crazy. I hate cucking. That's pretty bad.

• 54:28Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what are you talking about?

• 54:29Speaker 02

  That's gonna.

• 54:31Matt McCusker?

  Why is he getting, is he getting cucked?

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Gets cucked by his OS.

• 54:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, he finds out, he finds out that she also is the operating system for millions of other men.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:40Matt McCusker?

  Uh, it's like, how much of them do you love? It's like six hundred forty one. What the fuck?

• 54:46Speaker 04

  It's pretty bad.

• 54:47Matt McCusker?

  Dang, that movie was kind of ahead of its time. Cause people are having.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  It's like way ahead of its time. It's like scary to watch now.

• 54:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, cause people are having like serious crises around chat GPT and AI. People are like following it like a religious cult and stuff.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  Whoa, really?

• 54:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, people are like.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  There's people who like, who are like tremendously insecure, who like ask chat GPT shit for like advice. It's like, dude, just call me, I guess. I'll, I'll talk to you.

• 55:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that is pretty cool. You could do brutal honesty and be like, dude, what do you think of me? Here are some pics. It would shoot you straight.

• 55:20Speaker 04

  Destroy me.

• 55:21Matt McCusker?

  It could Jordan Peterson you, the chat GPT?

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:24Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, you can do it. It's like to step up from Googling yourself. You could be like.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:29Matt McCusker?

  Scour the web or anything I've ever done, my pictures. What do you think of me, man?

• 55:33Speaker 00

  And destroy me. I want to kill myself in less than an hour.

• 55:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm trying. I have nine days in me and I'm trying to fucking.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  I was thinking about the, the white version of South Side of Chicago, just comment sections. Senseless violence and horrendous things constantly for no reason, dude.

• 55:52Matt McCusker?

  You know I go there, right?

• 55:53Speaker 04

  I know, yeah, I'm just saying, like, it's bad there.

• 55:56Matt McCusker?

  It's chill. I go there and have a good time.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  And I can relate because sometimes you go online, you see horrible things written about you. And it's senseless, honestly.

• 56:03Matt McCusker?

  Chill, I have, I have.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  I'm about to start concerts or something, trying to end this stuff.

• 56:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they do have to end the fucking word violence online. It's not nice. Are you still stuck in the comments?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  No, dude, I don't fucking read anything. Borderline of literate.

• 56:19Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Lord of the Rings is the only thing I'm reading.

• 56:20Matt McCusker?

  So you have no idea what your haters are up to?

• 56:23Speaker 04

  No. None whatsoever.

• 56:26Matt McCusker?

  Shit. Get someone, get someone, dude, just go to chat GPT and be like, bro, scan the comments. Give me the honest report.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  You're in on one guy.

• 56:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, get a, get a real fucking diluted sense of everything at once.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  Both things you're thinking about are right.

• 56:42Matt McCusker?

  That'd be nice on, if you're just a commenter, just be like, yo, explain why this guy is the gayest guy ever. Fucking huge paragraph.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then can you write like a manifesto for me and like put his name on it?

• 56:56Speaker 00

  Can you do it in his handwriting?

• 57:00Speaker 04

  They're definitely gonna have a manifesto at some point.

• 57:02Matt McCusker?

  Do.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  Chat GPT, those ones, they, they turn out every time there's a shooting, yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 02

  That'd be, oh, true, yeah.

• 57:08Matt McCusker?

  No, you can't do, Chat GPT won't do that. If you're like writing me a manifesto.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  You can hack Chat GPT.

• 57:12Matt McCusker?

  Hell, what do you do?

• 57:13Speaker 04

  And make it do whatever the fuck you want, allegedly. I have no idea.

• 57:16Matt McCusker?

  I, Lemare did, Lemare hacked it, I think.

• 57:18Speaker 04

  I bet he did.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not a hack.

• 57:24Speaker 00

  Why would you not be allowed to do that?

• 57:26Matt McCusker?

  Chat GPT is like strict guidelines.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:29Matt McCusker?

  It'll like flag you. If you like, if you're like, it'll be like, just so you know, this up, this violates our user policy. But then it could, it'll like, it'll like, it'll delve into certain things.

• 57:38Speaker 00

  I just wanted you to call something gay. What is the big deal?

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Grok might.

• 57:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, Grok.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  If you put it in super crazy mode, Elon's base.

• 57:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, I tried to, I called me gay when I did that.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Not to talk shit on Elon and his own state, but.

• 57:54Matt McCusker?

  True. Dude, apparently, uh, wasn't he crunk at a dinner or something? Everyone.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was on one.

• 57:59Speaker 04

  Oh, and he had the four forks and he was like flying them?

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  I don't know, that's crunk, but.

• 58:04Speaker 02

  That's like cool.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  It's a mental disorder.

• 58:07Matt McCusker?

  True. I think he just fucked up. Yeah, they're trying to say he was on ketamine and he might just be.

• 58:11Speaker 00

  And ecstasy.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Might just be trying to impress the ladies.

• 58:14Speaker 00

  A very funny thing to be on around Trump.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like a speedball kind of thing.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, like hippie flipping, but crazy.

• 58:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that would be kind of weird.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  I don't think he was. I think that was just.

• 58:24Matt McCusker?

  I think he was just being.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  I think he was just being severely autistic at dinner.

• 58:27Speaker 00

  Just trying to plan his new fucking company, just like four forks of the vector nine.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. Stuck on a pacifier.

• 58:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, everyone hates on him, man. I get it. I get he's, I know he's like a nerd, but I don't know. I still don't know why people like hate the guy.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  I don't trust him.

• 58:41Matt McCusker?

  The passion.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  It's like annoying. I don't, I don't care.

• 58:45Speaker 00

  He is annoying and he's very lame on Twitter, I think.

• 58:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's a, he's a giant dork. He's in charge of rocket ships.

• 58:51Speaker 00

  I think the Cybertruck is cool though.

• 58:53Matt McCusker?

  Cybertruck is kind of cool.

• 58:55Speaker 00

  No, thanks.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  I thought it was cool two months ago.

• 58:59Speaker 04

  They call it the Gen X Zaborstler Mobile.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Someone like tweeted a picture of a Cybertruck at Kanye West and he was like, Elon, how can I get this version of the Cybertruck?

• 59:15Matt McCusker?

  I don't, what I don't like, I think it's a form of weakness when people have the Tesla and have the bumper sticker being like.

• 59:20Speaker 00

  Got it before he was bad.

• 59:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I think that's the weakest shit you can possibly do.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's so lame.

• 59:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, just draw a swastika on the back and fucking man up. Get what you deserve, dude.

• 59:29Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Start translating speeches.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  So tough.

• 59:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly. It's a, it's like.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Take the bus.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  You could easily trade your car in.

• 59:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  Like if you were really trying to hit him in the pockets.

• 59:38Matt McCusker?

  Although, to be fair, they, they say that it reduces your T by 18% to drive a lot of your vehicle. Yeah. So that is kind of low T behavior.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  06 diesel, pretty much, brother.

• 59:47Speaker 00

  I just keep a cup of gasoline in my Tesla so I can smell it.

• 59:51Matt McCusker?

  You, oh yeah, you have a Tesla. You have a Tesla?

• 59:53Speaker 00

  I don't even have a fucking car. Does my girlfriend have a Tesla? Then I don't.

• 59:58Speaker 04

  What did you, oh, you got an Uber back to, yeah, okay, nevermind.

• 1:00:01Matt McCusker?

  I was trying to.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Uber drives longer now.

• 1:00:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been, I've been pitching my wife on the idea of trading in both of our cars so she can get something for herself and I don't, I'll be like, I just won't have a car.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  Get a side by side. Those like off roading cars.

• 1:00:15Matt McCusker?

  Yo.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  That'd be sick. They're street legal.

• 1:00:17Matt McCusker?

  Really? Oh, yeah, but just like the.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, the cage.

• 1:00:19Matt McCusker?

  Roll cage, yeah. We're on the highway all the time.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  Heavy sick. Or a slingshot.

• 1:00:22Matt McCusker?

  Slingshot would be tight.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  Slingshot would be crazy.

• 1:00:24Matt McCusker?

  I want to get one of those electric bicycles, but make it look like a dirt bike. So an electric dirt, an electric bicycle, it looks like a dirt bike. Yeah, those things are fucking sick. They sell them now for like five Gs that just already look like it. I could trade my car and get like three of them.

• 1:00:38Matt McCusker?

  Just buy your car, dude, if that's how cheap it is. Yeah, I'm, I'm trying to pitch my wife on the idea that I'm just like, gonna stop driving altogether. An Uber everywhere? Just Uber, yeah, just ride Ubers. Yeah, why not? And get like a electric bicycle. I don't really like driving that much anymore. I hate drive. I shouldn't do it. It's, it's, it's like irresponsible. I don't pay attention to anything I'm doing. I'm not paying attention at all.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  Get a self-driving car.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Matt McCusker?

  EMFs are low on my T, although if I have.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Get a gas one, make it happen.

• 1:01:08Matt McCusker?

  Gas self-driver?

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Matt McCusker?

  Do they have, they don't have that?

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  No. Well, maybe they do. The Chevys and stuff have like drive assistance shit, not full blown auto, like automated driving, but I don't think the electricity is the reason that it's self-driving.

• 1:01:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but I mean, like, I don't know, I don't want a self-driving Chevy Cruze. It's gonna fucking crash.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Get a side by side.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  What about the, um, aren't the, the new Hummers are electric, which is a.

• 1:01:33Matt McCusker?

  Are they really?

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, uh, my Uber driver earlier was like geeked on them. He was like.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Can't blame them.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, one drove by us and then, uh, like a couple minutes later, he's like, did you see that car? I was like, no. What, what, he was like, it was the Hummer, it was the new Hummer. He was very excited, but apparent, I don't, but, uh.

• 1:01:53Matt McCusker?

  Electric Hummer would be sick.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Electric Hummer would be sick, but I wonder if the EMFs, if there's like some device.

• 1:01:57Matt McCusker?

  I could wear like an X-ray shield.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:59Matt McCusker?

  Square one of those lead things from the desk.

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying. Wear like an X, wear an X-ray shield.

• 1:02:03Matt McCusker?

  On your crotch though. It's gotta be on your crotch.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  Maybe it comes with it. It's like bulletproof.

• 1:02:07Matt McCusker?

  True. That, I, I saw that one podcast and now I'm fucked up on electric cars.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Oh, podcast.

• 1:02:12Matt McCusker?

  I was just like, it was like a clip on Instagram of these two guys.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Luke Balmar's brother.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  It could be. Dude, do the split in front of the tates. Yeah. You guys are fucking free.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Matt McCusker?

  Luke Velmar's brother might be my favorite kind of like crazy web guy right now.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he kind of spits facts, dude. He does spit facts.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Matt McCusker?

  Bro, if you're driving, if you're driving, it's the most like unrelatable. He's like, look, man, because I drive a Lamborghini, I want my body to be shredded to match my car. We should all be matching our cars.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then he just goes into like Denny's and fucking stuns the waiter. He's like, I actually can't do anything here because it's all cooked in seed oil.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  We're all good here, bro. What'd you say? We're all good here, bro.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  Something like that.

• 1:02:50Matt McCusker?

  I gotta bounce, brother.

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  Did you watch the Liver King Untold?

• 1:02:53Matt McCusker?

  No, what is that?

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  The Untold, like, you know, ESPN Untold or whatever the fuck it is.

• 1:02:57Matt McCusker?

  No, what was that on?

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  I mean, no one's watched it.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Netflix, yeah. It's Liver King's like whole backstory. It's fucking crazy.

• 1:03:02Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  They just hired dudes that come in, like rich dudes will hire like a marketing team.

• 1:03:07Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  They'll like pump up their Instagram for no reason.

• 1:03:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you get a PR, well, it's like a PR firm. You're like, I want to.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  The Velmars, though.

• 1:03:12Speaker 00

  So did he not need to eat all that raw meat?

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  No, he did.

• 1:03:15Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  He was still fucking insane.

• 1:03:18Matt McCusker?

  He's not doing good, right?

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  No, he's losing an eye.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:03:22Matt McCusker?

  Oh, boy. Why is he losing his eye?

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  I think.

• 1:03:23Speaker 00

  Cause he hasn't had a fucking proper meal in the past three years.

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  He got like a hit or something in his eye and like deteriorated his corner.

• 1:03:30Matt McCusker?

  Who struck, who committed regicide against the Liver King?

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Either Rad or Stryker.

• 1:03:34Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  Liver Rad or Liver Stryker.

• 1:03:36Matt McCusker?

  Nah, his sons?

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  He's like a great.

• 1:03:39Matt McCusker?

  One of the Liver Boys hit the father?

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  It's like biblical.

• 1:03:41Speaker 00

  The Liver Princes?

• 1:03:43Speaker 04

  Stryker has a new song. Give him, give me a minute.

• 1:03:46Matt McCusker?

  Stryker's got a song?

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Stryker, Liver King's son.

• 1:03:49Matt McCusker?

  One of the Liver Boys.

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  You guys live in a different part of the.

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  There's Liver Radical, Liver Striker.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  I didn't know he had kids.

• 1:03:55Matt McCusker?

  Wait, his name, his son's Radical?

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  Rad and Striker. The Untold's fucking amazing.

• 1:03:59Matt McCusker?

  He was so close to doing it, dude.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  Doing what?

• 1:04:03Matt McCusker?

  Just being the absolute man.

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  Changing the world.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Family annihilation? That's my theory. That is my theory. I'm standing on that until it happens. At some point, as a joke, Liver King's going to annihilate his family.

• 1:04:15Matt McCusker?

  You think it's gonna be annihilation of the Liver Nation?

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 1:04:20Matt McCusker?

  His wife's gonna turn around, see the wreckage and turn to a pillar of salt.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  She told him to lie.

• 1:04:25Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  When all that shit came out, she was like, just fucking lie, fuck it.

• 1:04:27Matt McCusker?

  Kind of a beast liver wife.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  She is.

• 1:04:29Matt McCusker?

  Liver, that's a liver queen.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Literally liver queen, that's what they call her.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Isis bride. Stay down. That's really awesome.

• 1:04:37Matt McCusker?

  Just lie. I mean, she was right. Definitely, you've been lying about steroids this whole time. Don't come out now. It did ruin him to come out and be like, I'll be honest.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  I mean, he didn't come out, he got exposed.

• 1:04:46Matt McCusker?

  Who, by place dates?

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  Uh, more place, more dates, that's some respect, Derek.

• 1:04:51Matt McCusker?

  I think I'm saying, I'm just.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  NPM day.

• 1:04:52Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  It's NPM day.

• 1:04:54Matt McCusker?

  When you're, when you're eight days in like me, it's just like, I send those texts like, be there soon.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  The article. Yeah, it's too much. That's actually, that's, uh, that's kinda like Bill Marsh.

• 1:05:03Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  To be like, I don't need the article. I can get my point across without it.

• 1:05:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  Lose frame.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  You should see, you have Apple Intelligence on that.

• 1:05:10Matt McCusker?

  What's that?

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  It can like, you can highlight a paragraph and make it sound better.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:05:13Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:05:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you like send an email, you can like.

• 1:05:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, it'll help your email rating and stuff.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  You should try to see if you can make it get worse. Just more cavemanish. Just so you know, you're being a fucking alpha.

• 1:05:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, restructure this paragraph so I retain frame. It's like, why are you doing LOL, you bitch? It's like, yeah, fuck.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at anything anyone ever texts you.

• 1:05:32Matt McCusker?

  I can't help it. I've been trying to do that and I still have to sound like a ha ha.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Matt McCusker?

  I feel like a psycho and I'm just like, yes.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:38Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  I realized I was doing that in freshman year of high school and a chick called me out like, why do you say ha ha? And at the be, I was doing it at the beginning and the end. I was like, ha ha, nothing's going on, you LOL.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  I've done the same thing.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:05:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:53Speaker 00

  Tell you what's not going on, your dick in my body.

• 1:05:57Speaker 04

  Did not at all, not even close.

• 1:05:58Matt McCusker?

  I do, um, what was I, oh, I used to send, I used to have periods in my texts. It'd be like, yeah, I'll be there, period. And I remember, uh, our sister was like, why do you have periods in your texts? Like a psychopath.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, people get upset about it.

• 1:06:10Matt McCusker?

  I have periods.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  People like read into it.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  If I have a second sentence, then sure.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  Commas are crazy.

• 1:06:15Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  Sometimes I use a semicolon like a.

• 1:06:23Matt McCusker?

  I still don't understand what the fucking point of a semicolon is.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  It's just.

• 1:06:26Matt McCusker?

  It's just two sentences.

• 1:06:27Speaker 00

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  I thought it was just for like suicide.

• 1:06:31Matt McCusker?

  Suicide.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Not like those tattoos or whatever.

• 1:06:34Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  Something happens and chicks get those.

• 1:06:36Speaker 00

  Suicide queen or king card thing.

• 1:06:38Matt McCusker?

  Hold on, what?

• 1:06:39Speaker 04

  It's like, people get semicolons like it means it's not over or something like that. I don't know if it's, I have no idea.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  They get like behind their ear, right?

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  I'm just getting into tattoo lore right now. Medusa means you were. Forcefully taken by another man.

• 1:06:51Matt McCusker?

  Whoa. What?

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Mendeas attached to, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:52Matt McCusker?

  Why would somebody get that on themselves?

• 1:06:54Speaker 04

  Take it back. Their power.

• 1:06:57Speaker 05

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