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• 0:59Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 194. Round of applause, please. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 194. If you're new here, or if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name, guess what, even more wrong, go and fill that out. If you're an audio listener, be sure to hit that download button, leave us a review and a comment, we like to read the spot of fives.

• 1:43Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:09Peyton Hardin?

  1 million subscribers, I mean, a 1 million YSK family members. I mean, this, this podcast has just grown so much, but it feels like we're such a tight-knit family. That's the magic of being a part of the YSK family. So let's bring in more people to our family, huh? Let's make this goal happen soon because when we hit 1 million subscribers, we have a surprise for you. And I promise you, it is something that y'all want. I promise something that y'all have been wanting, y'all have been asking for, y'all have been looking forward to, and as soon as we hit 1 million, we're gonna put it on your tongue. Be sure to join the best family in the world that's also on the Patreon.

• 2:52Peyton Hardin?

  We have about 15 to 16 hours of extra content every single week. We love you guys. Thank you for being a part of the Patreon. Patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast. Also, we're on Facebook, Twitter, everything else. I hope y'all enjoy the merch that should be getting to y'all soon. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:23Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, do you like it? I do like that. I like that a lot. You know what you like? You know what the world likes? What do we like? Cause I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going with society. I'm actually going against the grain. Mom always taught me to be a pit off the chain. I drop it. Drop change, pick it up, cause I'm... Anyway. Uh, Cam with the hoodie. Hoodie. Uh, he looks like he's about to go... Wait, watch out, let's go.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know what to say, so I was like, bring it back. Better than me, cause when I, when I, when I come to a wall, I literally go, yes, I go, "You..." Alright. You say, "He's about to hoodie, wait, watch out." Here we go. Cam, hoodie, no, no. In all seriousness, though. Yeah, Cam looks like he's on a list. List. Uh, he has to bring a pie to your house to tell you, he's on the list. I'm on the list. Uh, get it? We're three weeks away from what? Christmas. Uh, R. Kelly, take a...

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  Your body's calling for I'mma say it again. It's like, you probably, you probably wrong. Probably shouldn't do it. He's a bad person. Bad person. Bad person. Urine belongs in a urinal.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. It's not funny. Take your hood off, please. Let me get this off. Let me get this off. What I'm saying is today. Yeah. I'm fueled off of pure Red Bull and Nike tech. To hell with your matchas, to hell with your quarter zips. I do what I do when I stand for who I stand for.

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, I'm not falling to the likes of society. I rep my Nike techs. There's no need for a quarter zip or a matcha. You know that tastes like wheatgrass. Oh, you're talking about the, the matcha and quarter zip trend. Now I'm getting on. Yes, sir. Thank you. Took you about 10 seconds, but thank you, sir. You know what's crazy? I'm, I'm a father of almost two. I'm, I'm a law abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. I, this is just comfortable and it matches. That's why I own it. No crime, no crime. If I looked like you, I would, dude, I would quarter zip and matcha it up all the time. No, no shock. Cause it just, you, I mean, you just get, I mean, talk about not worrying about it when the blue lights hit behind you. I go, oh, golly, I wonder if it's Officer Jenkins. You're like, you get out of the car before. I go, I go, come here, Jake. Talk to me.

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  Man, we balled it up last Sunday. How you, was I speeding a little bit? Don't, I'll pay it. Don't worry, brother. I'll pay it. I'll pay it fine. I go, here, here's my wallet.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  Let's all test how we give our wallet to police officers. Let's do it. How, how would you present your wallet? It's not a game I wanna play. Okay. You know what? That's not a, it's not a game. You set me up. That's all hook and ladder. I, we need. I go like this. You need my wallet? Right there. There's my wallet. And you'd be fine. My wallet's under. I go. I mean, straight to politics, didn't we get, we got there, huh? Straight to some, I mean, really deep trauma for my people. That's actually, that's actually, it's, it's very real. It's a very real thing. And let's, let's not joke about it. Let's not joke about it. It's not a joke about it. God bless. Your son's not gonna have to worry about it. He's not, and I don't give him my wallet at all. I say, off, pig.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  I go, you have that on the laser radar detector? I wasn't speeding. You prove it to me and I'll give you whatever you want. Where's your field supervisor?

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, honestly.

• 6:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you know what I got to do, man? You know where I live?

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that must be nice. Honestly, that must be really nice. Now, I've never abused that power, never once. Have you ever gotten pulled over? About six times. Really? I was a speed demon in college. Well, that doesn't count. There's so many speed traps in Oklahoma. Oh, my God. You're going 80. You look at one little cow out in the field. You look up 35 and there's an elementary school. I'm like, holy shit. Oh, yeah. You're like, red light. I go, uh-oh.

• 7:07Peyton Hardin?

  Double brake, my car's, and it was, oh, my God, it was Rhonda. Oh, yeah. It took me, it took me 10 seconds to drop 20 miles an hour. I was like, brakes. Sounds like I'm about to blow up. Yeah, I got pulled over a lot. Dude. Oh, my God, I lied to him one time. Oh, my God, you got a little frisky with the police officer. Hoopsie daisy. What'd you say to the police officers? I take the ticket, I go to their little court, right? Hour away from school, two hours from my house. You. Little courthouse, I had to go to it. So, so you, that means you got a ticket and you went to dispute it? Yeah. Oh, you're such a carrot. There's no way you can ever say, no, no, you shut up when I'm speaking to you. They said I could. I go, I think it's the ver-. Well, that's what they always say. That's what they always say. Hey, if you dispute this, whatever, you could go, you could, this is the court. Exactly.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but no one does that. But I was afraid to tell my parents because I just got a ticket. So you went to court? Yeah, yes. Well, that's very rational. Get like the $100. No, it was $300. Shoot. It was a speed trap in Oklahoma. I was going 29 miles over. Oh, yeah. They could have arrested me. No. No, seriously. Was it a school zone? No, but at the 30, they can, they can take you. He said, you're lucky. And I was like. You're lucky you're white. I go, you're lucky, you're a good looking man. Now, your teammates. I go, I'm gonna need them to get out the car. I go, what do you mean? Derek didn't do anything. I go, I'm driving. They go, sir, are you okay? Are they in the back? Are they kind of good on you? Are you speeding for a reason, bub? Are you trying to get out of town? What'd they make you do?

• 8:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I told him, I was like, you're lucky you didn't clock me five seconds early. That would have been over thirty. Okay, so you went to court? I take it to court because he was like, you can pay this online. We're in college, we didn't have any money. We used to get twenty dollars for a pizza from our mommies. And we'd go to the casino and try to triple it to sixty. Yeah, honestly. I didn't have two hundred and eighty dollars to pay a ticket. And if we were really down bad, we would just have them order it from a state away. Mama, I love you. Uh, yes, to the, to the dorms, one large pepperoni, if you're feeling whiskey, throw the point sticks. Do you know how down bad, I'm, I'm getting to your story, but that just reminds me. You know how down bad I was in college? That you had to teach me and my parents what Cash App was? I didn't know what Cash App was. He didn't know, he thought he could only get cash. Yeah.

• 9:20Peyton Hardin?

  When his parents showed up and it was, what, six and a half hours away? I thought his parents had to cross state lines for him to get money. They mailed me a Ziploc bag of, of cash. I swear to God, they mailed me a Ziploc bag of cash. We have that infamous picture, where you got it.

• 9:41Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know what Cash App was in college. Dude, they, they literally Ziplocked in a snack sized bag of water cash. And we got that, he was like, Cam, come in here. But lock the door, lock the door. We lock it, we're just looking, we're thumbing through twenties, it was probably like four hundred dollars and twenties. Yeah, if that, that was like a really good time. It's like tw- it's like not even a lot of bills. It's not like it's ones we're going crazy. There's like twenty pieces of paper in our hand. Oh my God, we threw a twenty minute party. Oh my God, we were rich. I, no, I have Snapchat, he was acting like he was a stripper. Now he was going like this. There's a, there's a pig infamous picture of me on a bed in a pink sweater. He's in a pig hoodie and there's tw- I lined him up, I took my time and I went like this.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's what we did in college. And we took pictures. And my, and my parents, because they knew, they knew our, our washing took coins. So then put like a bunch of quarters in a Ziploc bag, the Ziploc bag was ripping because it was too heavy and shit. Oh, oh my God. So I didn't know about Cash App. And so he was like, one day, Cam was like, hey, why don't you all just use Cash App? They just send it to your phone. And we were like. Pay was like, what the hell is that? And my mom, and my mom was born in the, in the tens. Yeah. So. So she was like, is that safe? Is that from where? Who regulates this app of cash? Who's this? Who's this website application bank? And I had to use and I had to change my banking. Yeah.

• 11:02Peyton Hardin?

  Because I still had, you know, like whenever you're a kid, your parents to teach you banking, they put you in a kitty bank. Oh, yeah. I used it until I was nineteen. So, so I had to change my bank. So I could get cash. I used to, I used to buy groceries with the Valero gas station credit card. That's how I bought my groceries. I bought, I bought Walmart dairy and produce with the Valero gas station credit card. That's embarrassing. Oh, no. The worst is when I went to Valero one time, swiped that for a tank of gas to go see my girlfriend. And I went. Said, not gonna be able to make it, Liv. Said, I'm going to run some black ops. I'll see you next weekend. Had no money. I hit the limit on a Valero gas. What was, what's the limit? Yeah. What am I buying? What did you do? To reach the limit. What the hell? Dude, that's funny. Okay, but anyway, you went to court.

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  I take it to court and I go in and it's this, it's this elderly woman. She's super nice. White. Of course, your favorite. I go, hello darling. I go, Margaret, you look good today, girl. What, what? You had some tea this morning? She's like, oh my God, just get out of here. Just give me the ticket. I'll pay it myself. But I go in, she's talking to me and remember this is maybe like literally two months after my first ticket, which I did tell my parents. It was my first time ever. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like I'm on y'all's insurance. I feel like you should know. Second one, I was like, I can't tell them again. So I, she asks me, is this your first ticket? Me knowing the answer is no. The correct answer is absolutely not sixty days ago. But the sixty days ago ticket was in the state of Texas.

• 12:32Peyton Hardin?

  So I openly lied, thinking she meant, is this your first ticket in Oklahoma? So I said, yeah, it's my first ticket. I was like this far under the counter. I'm like, yeah, it's my first ticket. My toes and everything. I go. And she goes, oh, okay. Well, if it's your first ticket, all you have to do is pay fifty dollars. And then you're going to get this code via email to a safety course. You take that, pass the test. And then if you don't get any other traffic violations in ninety days, it's off your record. I go, oh, so like it's not going to get reported to the insurance. Nothing. It just goes off. I have ninety day buffer window. And I just pay you fifty dollars. She's like, yeah. Did that, got out of it. Parents never knew. But then I got four more after. Within the ninety days? Is this your first? I was like. It's like, it's not my first year, it's not my first year, it's actually my third. I go, "Yeah, it's my first ticket."

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  I say it again, he just pulls it up, I'm like, "Just give me the ticket." Yeah, it was bad, bro. That's funny. On that, on that one where it was awkward, I literally was like, "I can't say yes anymore." "I have one in Texas, one here." Yeah. "I have to lie, I go, I go, 'Officer, I was really just trying to pass the big semi.'" I said, "I got to the left, I did speed, I was trying to pass the truck, he was going slow." And he goes, "Son, there ain't been a semi in four miles." And I went, "No, you just missed him, like, he went, is, is over that hill, he's right there." Yeah. He's like, "Son, I was behind you, watching you not pay attention and drive 20 over." He said, "You're getting the ticket." Dude, I, I'm so bad with cop, I haven't got pulled over in a while, knock on wood, hopefully, it's so scary. Because I'm always like, "Oh."

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  The one at the gym? No, y'all watched me get pulled over, that's crazy. That really was crazy, like, no binoculars or anything, it was like, you were like 200 yards away. And I was like, "Is he getting searched?" Payne's like, he's like, "I didn't do anything!"

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's such a scary experience. No, that, that really is, like, I, I feel.

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  "I didn't do anything." He goes, "Whoa, watch your hands, watch your hands." He goes, "I didn't do, I didn't do anything." He goes, "That's..." Okay, alright. But why, why do you think you're so anxious? Why do you?

• 14:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so glad you answered that with your eyes. Really? I was trying to fish you, say it, oh, yeah, I mean, dude, the world is sad. Sad. It sucks, golly. A few bad apples, hopefully. That sucks, yeah, hopefully, hopefully.

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, this is, I, I...

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  What do I say? I don't know what to say.

• 15:02Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you know, I had a thought. I had a thought, going into the new year, I was like, "Maybe we mature up a little bit, we start talking about real world..." And this is, I'm like, "No, no, no." You go, "No chance."

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Let me calm us down. Yeah, yeah. Flip the script. Talk to me daddy. How was your week? How was your week? And I want to know. I do care. You look good. There's a piece of beard kinda sticking out over there. Outside of that little sticky part. You look great. How was your week? Hey man, so if you don't know already, the last couple of episodes were pre-recorded. Yes. So everybody got a week off for the week of Thanksgiving. We're back on regular scheduled programming. These are real time episodes now. So we're just coming off of Thanksgiving. In real, in real time right now. Thank you for the week, by the way. Thank you for the week. Yeah, not having for Christmas, you get two days. I thought, well, okay. And then we get the eve and the day of. Perfect, that's fine, that's fine. It's all you need, all you need. You can make a lot more, make a lot of shit shake in 48 hours. No, I'm just kidding. But we had a week off.

• 16:02Peyton Hardin?

  I went back home to Austin. I went back to my family's house. Great time. Beautiful city. Great time. Dog's not doing good, man.

• 16:11Peyton Hardin?

  I got to experience him twice on FaceTime. Oh, Mal, Mal, Malcolm. Oh, Malcolm. Voldemort, I mean Voldemort was there. And Austin with me. Oh my god, oh no, that's not her first time. She's been for. Oh, she's been several times. But she was just like, man, every time we go, man. She's like, he's getting more gray. Eyes are getting more milky. Yeah, she talked to me because she knows it's gonna hurt when he's, when he, when they automatically. Put a, put a nine in him. Or however they do that. Yeah, I don't, I don't think they use a Glock. I don't think they use a Glock. Depends. But you're gonna be, now I wanna be the first to say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are going to be extra rude in the couple of days that follow your dog's passing. No, I just hope you know there's no joke that's off limits. Cause that's when, that's how I get over, like deep dark jokes. I'm going there.

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I'm going there. And you're gonna, but you're, but the thing with you though, let's call a spade a spade. Yeah, yeah. No jokes off limits until we hit that one that is off limits and you just had to act like it wasn't. So you'll joke about your own dead dog for 20 minutes. I'll slide in and be like, oh dude, yeah, that was like a two legged dog right before he left. We should call him two legged Malcolm. And you'll literally turn around and be like, that's why your kid's ugly. And I go, I go, oh, uh, I was like. RIP Malcolm. You, that's, that's you. But it is, it's your coping. Yeah, it's not coping, but he's really not doing well. He's happy, he's not in pain. That's good. But his motor skills are failing. I want to ask you a very honest question.

• 17:40Peyton Hardin?

  I saw him talking to a wall, and I was like, I was like, brother, you got it. He was like this.

• 17:46Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, Malcolm, who are you talking to? And he couldn't hear me. And so I was like, oh, man, dude. And then he fell over because his legs failed. No, you need to... He did like one of these. And I was like, didn't know you could bend like that. It's impressive. Yeah. I think there's a term for that. A sploof, I believe. A spoof? A sploof. Isn't that what they... Not to be confused with a spliff. That's when you smoke. A sploof is when dogs go on their belly and their back legs go out. Now, typically, it's from herding dogs that do it on purpose, stretch those joints. I think his was more kind of... Involuntary. Involuntary, kind of just had to accept the sploof. Yeah, but the mental, the fortitude's still there because we were throwing the pigskin in the backyard and his mind was, I'm involved in this game. His body said, no, we're not. He said, no, you're not. Sit down. Oh. No, he said, he watched and he was like this.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, yeah, that's about as much as you can give me at this point. His third bark, he's like, woof, woof.

• 18:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, piss up.

• 18:51Peyton Hardin?

  Honest question, honest question. Yeah, yeah, we can move on from my dad because I have other... Yes, we have plans of my dad. You know, Mike's like a concrete wall when it comes to emotions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he got teared up and he was real sad when Dusty passed. Yeah. Now, one thing he said that he, he always wanted to do, and he made sure when they took him in, my dad went and bought a bag of Hershey Kisses. Oh. He said, all dogs deserve chocolate before they pass because we can't give it to them while they're here. Okay. Are you going to do that with Malcolm? Malcolm's already had chocolate. Now we know why he's in this state. No, but he's... But if we, if we... He goes, I flick him a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup every time I see him. I'll be like this, you want some? There you go, Malcolm. He goes.

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I was saying like in his younger years, he would just get into some chocolate, but he was always fine. But I'm saying he's lived longer than 90% of dogs. Can I say that? He's way past his expiration date. He's like 18 years old and he's a big breed. He's an anomaly in itself. Anytime we're like, you know, it's fine. We, you know, sometimes he sleeps hard. We've pushed him, we like whatever. Malcolm. Malcolm. Is this it? Malcolm? Then he goes.

• 20:02Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway. Dog's gonna die, but it's fine. Oh, don't. No, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it at the house. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna pay for somebody to do it at the house. I don't want, he hates the. Do what? Put him down at the house. I don't want him to get put down at the, he hates the vet. You're not gonna let him go out on like a natural limb? You said he's not in pain. Just let that go to sleep one time, never wakes up. Ideally, that would be the case. Yeah. I'm saying, what? What? What? You just exploded, what? What?

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  Are you gonna bury him? Who's gonna carry him out? You are. Preston is. Preston's gonna go, oh Malcolm.

• 20:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's so funny. It's really not, but it is really funny.

• 20:52Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce. I'm not gonna taxidermy. I get taxidermy. Are, are you gonna bury him though? No. Is that white? Is that, is that highly Caucasian? Once they take him, they usually take him out. I don't want you to take him out. I don't want that.

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's some white people. The same day they take him out the front door, I'm getting rid of his leash, his bowl. No, I'm gonna keep his collar. I'm gonna keep his collar and smell it. My mom, my mom, now.

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's not gonna be like hitting a good old whiff of that YSL. It's gonna be. Pooch. Yeah, you're gonna be smelling 18 year old dog dead flesh. It's not gonna, I don't think you're gonna get that hit of dopamine. You're like, oh, I miss Malcolm. Gosh, and you're like, oh.

• 21:33Peyton Hardin?

  I was at home for Thanksgiving, right? Dog's not doing well, family's great. Everything's good. It was fun time. It's good to see. That's the longest I've been home in a long time. Yes, your grandma looked good, by the way. What the? Okay, get your mind out. She always, she always looks sweet, cuz she like, again, that's a, she is up there. She is old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, like, she looks. She's great. She looks good. What is she, 91? No, like 92, 93, something like that. Yeah, she's great. She does not look 90, is what I'm saying. Every time you see her, she is. Every time you see her, that, she looks how my grandma did in like her 70s. Yeah. And I know there's a reason, but I'm saying, it's impressive every time, like. Yeah, she's great. She's great. Um, but, so we, we had Thanksgiving, right? The food was good. They watched the podcast and, and they saw us ragging on the food.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Cuz, and honestly, they, they had like a Michael Jordan comeback, like. Oh, they did? They retired and they came back. Food was fantastic, but since it was so good, we ran out of the leftovers quick. Hmm. Now, where we live in Austin, it takes a while to go get the food. Like, if you wanna go out and get food or like, you know, restaurants and all, it takes a while to go do that. So, anytime after the Thanksgiving leftovers were done, whenever I was at home, I was like, hey, I can DoorDash something to the house. Of course you can. DoorDash bandit. I, I love DoorDash. I'm a DoorDash proponent. I use it so much, not a sponsor, but if you want to, please, I will do it.

• 22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say I do have a gripe with DoorDash? Oh, oh. Huge gripe with DoorDash. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. Okay. I think DoorDash bicyclers should be banned. There's people that bike? Y'all have never got your DoorDash on a bicycle? I think worst, worst travel case scenario is like in a court. No, no. Is what I get it. No, I've got, I got a DoorDash bicycle. Okay, no, no, no, no. Not a, not a motorcycle, or not a dirt or motorbike, but a cring, cring. A motorcycle pulled up to my house with a helmet.

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  A bicycle and a basket right in the back.

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  Pulling up four miles like this. This, this is how he breaks, this is how he breaks.

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  Now can I say, dude, am I wrong for thinking that's? No, that is, if you ordered a hot meal, kiss goodbye. It's gone. And whenever, and whenever you go to DoorDash something, right? It says you could pick the, you want an express? You want it regular or you can schedule it? I'm a, I'm a gluttonous. Yeah. I hit express every time. I'll pay the extra. Yes, I'll pay the extra $3.99 on every meal, but that means I want my. Now, right? So don't send me.

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  Don't send me the on the Lamborghini's. I don't want Forrest Gump delivering my meal. Put it in a TRX and use all 800 ponies. And so I'm sitting there butt naked, right? I'm sitting there butt naked hand on the genitalia as I do for comfort. Right? I'm hooking, I'm hooking the gooch. I got two fingers up the gooch. I'm in there sitting, sitting pretty and comfy, huh? He said, oh, I wonder when this, I wonder when this burger's getting here.

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in myself like a bass, right? Not on a fishing hook. Alright, I'm, I'm sitting there comfortable as all hell. Butt naked, watching Stranger Things, watching a bunch of 20 year olds pretend like they're 14. I'm watching that, right?

• 25:06Peyton Hardin?

  I order my DoorDash expedited, right? You should get here in 10 to 12 minutes. That's what it says on the DoorDash application. 45 minutes later, I'm like, where is my DoorDash? I look at my application. These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house. Oh, no, no, no. Your application should not be that advanced. Do not show me with a monopoly piece of a bicycle that my food's gonna be late and cold. And can I say, it was, it was, it was like 11:30 PM. That's dangerous for them. And the guy didn't even have a light on his.

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  He was blindly going down my dark neighborhood with no headlight or, or reflective gear. Reflective vest? No. He didn't have taillights? No. Oh, this guy, oh, he's dude, this, I mean, that DoorDash application, that, that was probably his last chance. Oh dude, I, I literally looked at him, I was like. You.

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  You saw, I paid the extra. And his tip was probably $7. Oh, so expensive. $7 tip, $2 delivery fee, $4 expedite and $6 bucks of tax. And then I, so he hands me my ice cold McDouble, right? Ice cold McDouble in a bag. I'm at the, I'm hot. I'm at, I don't even say thank you. I'm a very thankful person. It's Thanksgiving too. So I take my bag from, I take my bag from like this. I'm going to walk back into my humble abode. Do you have clothes on now? I got a little bit of drawers on, a little bit of drawers, but I'm hanging loose. He saw me. He saw that I was blessed with. Saw all of us. He saw that I was blessed with and I turned around, showed him the tuft.

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  So I take the McDonald's bag. I'm pissed off. I, I'm going back into my home, right? He goes, wait. Excuse me, bike man? Yeah, I say, what? And he goes, oh. Got to take a picture of it.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in my drawers, dog.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, no. You should have gave him straight tuft. You go, picture this. You just hold the bag like this.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  And the, the part is, he up on the first one, he was like, hold on, hold on. I was like, that's for pleasure. You delete that right now. You're not even in the app, are you? You're in camera. And he's showing me, he's like, I gotta do it again. Bro, so there's a picture of me on somebody's, on, on the DoorDash corporation of me, hairy and fat, just naked, holding McDonald's at 11:30 p.m. like this. Pissed off. Yeah, so that happened to me. And I, and to DoorDash Incorporated, take off that bicycle thing. That's not even efficient for anything. It, that is, that is unbelievable. That is not okay. I'm not gonna lie, I also had a DoorDash, it's, this is wild. This is serendipitous. I also had.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you vote piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Nobody's calling for. You said piss on me. I went straight into R. Kelly. It was a great callback. Now, you want to talk about comedic timing callback? If we were on stage, that would have went crazy. They would have. I don't promote people. I don't promote it either. I do make jokes.

• 28:29Peyton Hardin?

  Spell serendipitous. Uh, S E R E N, serendip, D I P. Now, the ipidus part. Now, that ipidus at the end, serendipidus. Serendip, D I, D I P, dip, indus. Maybe it's a, maybe it's as simple as I N D I O U S. Serendipitous. I, I, you could have spelled any word just out. I was like this. I'm like, O R L J. It was like that soup that has all the letters in it? I gotta talk about soup in a minute. But go ahead with the, I gotta talk, the alphabet soup. Oh, never was a big, never was a big guy. I always got the one that you had the O's. What were those called? SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs. Them, dude, can we talk about if you eat SpaghettiOs now?

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  You will instantly probably fuck your pants or throw up. Well, this kind of leads, this is not good food. This leads it, I'm sorry, I don't want to cut off your tongue yet, but it goes into my top, one of the topics I have. Okay, well then, wait, wait, or do you want to go? Go, no, well, I mean, it was actually the most laid up transition of all time, like going through a Euro step, but it's fine. Go for it. No, you go, because I feel like I don't want it, you go. Okay, yeah, basically with DoorDash, same thing. I mean, I don't think we'll ever get such a smooth transition ever again, like ever. Like that was a podcast.

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, that was. The podcast gods.

• 29:47Peyton Hardin?

  The podcast gods, and here's a transition of a lifetime. It's okay. Okay, DoorDash. I'll try to find a way to get the transition again. I, I will lob you. I, I'm Chris Paul, you just be Blake Griffin. Say something about soup. Okay, I'll say, I go soup. I go, anyway, that's DoorDash. Soup! Just looking at you. So, my DoorDash, this same, it was same leftovers were good, literally same, but not a bike and not at midnight, that's crazy. We order, and this, we're in Oklahoma, so everything's far away. It, it off rip. I do not expedite, I'm a cheap, you know this. So, it says 42 minutes away. And I go, wow, I should just go and get it, but we've already put the order. 42 minutes pass. No one has ring, no one has knocked. I look at the app.

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  Forty-five minutes away. Oh, no. So I call the guy. I go, "What is happening?" And he goes, "So sorry. I don't know why it said your order was active. I had a whole nother order before you." So I literally, I get the group. I go, "Hey, are we still doing this?" They're all like, "Yeah, we're hungry. We're just watching football. It's fine." I go, "All right." So forty-five minutes comes. The guy shows up. I go, "Thank God." He hands us a bag. Mind you, we ordered for eight people. He hands us a bag, probably enough food for you and me. Oh, that's not good. I go, "That's not my order." He goes, "Yeah, it is." I go, "No, it's not." I go, "Do you think that can feed eight people?" Yeah. And he looks at it. He goes, "Aren't you Jennifer?"

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I might pass as a Jennifer, right? Maybe Jen, maybe Jen. I'm not gonna lie, if you were, never mind, that's too far. Now, y'all, now, y'all knowing me and my Karen tendencies. Oh, you got an earful. My Karen tendencies and when shit gets switched off the route, like it's not staying on plan. So I look at him and I go, "Word for it." And I was like, "Do I look like a Jennifer?" He goes, "No, no, no. I know. I wasn't saying that. Like, what's the app name under it?" I go, "Olivia." I go, "Now, I'm not a, I'm not a woman, right? But my wife is Olivia, not Jennifer. That's not our food." He pulls up his phone, a little, it literally was like a scene out of a movie. They're like, "Oh, I got the flux capacitor."

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "Oh, man, man, I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure I gave your order to Jennifer and I have hers." And I go, "You mean to tell me you handed a single woman twenty burgers?" And I get, I get a ten-piece nugget. And he goes, "Yeah, well, I can go back and get it." And I go, "Brother, it's been an hour and a half." Yeah, no, it's over. I think I'm gonna take this inside and I'm gonna request a refund. Yeah.

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  "Please don't do that. My tip will go with it."

• 32:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Dordat. Oh, we, oh, we love you. We love you. Again, bad apples. Bad apples. Overall, I'm talking ninety-nine out of a hundred trips are good. Now, this was that one. Yeah. I was so close to exploding and just circles everywhere like that old soup we used to talk about.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  I was so close to exploding little bits and pieces everywhere. It would almost look like a can of SpaghettiOs, like soup.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, yeah, what are you, now you gotta be intrigued. What the f**k are you talking about soup for? So soup. Yes, soup. I go.

• 33:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's so, this is, I'm gonna go stupid as fuck. This is great. I go, soup. Throw the lob physically. I mean, everybody in the comments right now.

• 33:16Peyton Hardin?

  I go, we ate that, bro, soup.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody in the comments typing soup right now. Your favorite soup. Please type soup. Not again. You gotta start eating, bro. Gotta start eating. Like, Pierce almost passed out again on the fourth camera. Oh my god. Okay. Jeans are too tight. That belt buckle is killing him.

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 33:44Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if you saw, over the weekend, did you see the thing about Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup? The CEO? No. Oh my god, you haven't seen this? Not at all. Love breaking news to you. Yeah. Yeah. So wait, so when's the last time you had a Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup? Probably... Three years. When'd you start making money?

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, hell, about three years.

• 34:07Peyton Hardin?

  About three years. Well, that has nothing to do with the money, though. That's not what the CEO said. The CEO of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup got caught on a recorded, uh, like, a recorded speech. I think he was having a meeting. He was having a meeting with his people and... What? He got, somebody, some snitch in the company was recording.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  Was recording the CEO talking, right? And this is what he said about his... We have an audio file. We have an audio file. No, it's not. Honestly, no, no, honestly, honestly, that's not my role. And I tried to do something that I'm not capable of, and I failed bad. So here we go. Round table. This is the...

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  This is the Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup CEO talking about Campbell's. There's no way.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  So, so if you don't know, he goes, if you didn't really hear what he said, he said, first thing he said. First off, it sounded like he was in a war zone. Like, there was, there was so much background noise. Where was he? I don't know. Was he in the middle of Target on Black Friday? Like, that was, that was so much chatter. Basically, what he said, the first thing he said, is, "I don't eat Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. It's made for poor people." Oh.

• 35:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 35:35Peyton Hardin?

  God, that hurts.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so first of all, so wrong to say. Very wrong. So wrong to say. High levels of wrongness.

• 35:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I mean, let's be honest. It, we, we used to eat it because it was the cheap alternative, right? And I was good. I loved it. I liked it. It made me feel, it made everything feel homey, like it was a good, it was a good broth. Yes, and I had, I had the good old COVID-19 earlier this year. You did. Or 20, whatever we're on. Yeah, COVID-25. I, I got sick earlier this year, and my caretaker, who is Voldemort, the, the girl that was taking care of me. Yes. She gave me Campbell's, right? And now she's gonna get sued. Because, he goes, "I don't even know what's in that anymore." He goes, "No one wants to eat that bio-engineered meat made from a 3D printer." Yeah, that is...

• 36:31Peyton Hardin?

  How do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup said that their meat is made of 3D printer? I, I, I don't know, I had something right there. That was real. Yeah. I literally was thinking about it, and I kinda had, because I had chicken this morning. Not from Campbell's, but, I mean, by God, if they use a 3D printer, those things aren't scarce. Yeah. Every company have a 3D printer. Dude, that, oh my God. First off, has he been fired or has he stepped down? Yes, I think he got fired. Okay, if he was not immediately on the chopping block after that, oh my God. Well, and then there's more stuff that came out. Apparently, he, there is the, that, that rat. Rat! One of the, the rat employees that went and snitched him off was saying like he would... Shout out that guy. Shout out to him. He's a, I mean, he's a snitch. No, you are a snitch. Certified, bona fide snitch. Certified rat.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  But, I mean, you- No street cred anymore, ever. I mean, people are still buying Campbell's. I mean, Campbell's sales went up today, I'm sure. Somebody bought Campbell's today. Somebody across the street bought Campbell's. Hundred percent. I mean honestly. Across the street, yeah, they bought Campbell's. Yeah, but he, he show, apparently showed up to work high and like he was saying some racist stuff. I mean, that sounds like a typical CEO. It does, it does. And it's sad, but it does. It does. Now, shows up on a little bit of coke, says some racial things, and he just makes $10 million that day. Right. So, let's be honest about Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. I, it was a part of my childhood, my teenage years, and I still kinda ate it as an adult. Retweet. Now, I'm not a soupy guy. Anytime I eat soup, I, I make it, or I have someone to make it. Yeah. Right. I was gonna say, you definitely have somebody to make it. Okay, but I have.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Your soup would be rice and beef. He goes, oh, here's my soup. But I have like homemade soup now. Yes. Looking back at Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, can we be hon- if you're buying that,

• 38:11Peyton Hardin?

  isn't your fault?

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm gonna have to put my chip on yes. Yes, because they sell that at 7-Eleven. Oh, God. They sell it at 7-Eleven, right? They sell Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup at 7-Eleven. Remember the last time? Something's happening. Like, you keep talking about it, and I'm getting an actual reaction. But there's nobody that should be truly surprised about that either, right? That it's 3D printed meat? Oh, you got, now that you have. You thought the meat were real vegetables and chicken? No, oh, I knew the vegetables weren't real. Yeah. The vegetables, every single one of them tasted like nothing. Nothing. Think about that. There was no taste to any veggie. I mean, and it's the saltiest food I've ever had. It, did you say fruit? Food. Oh, bro, the chicken, oh my God, no, no, no.

• 38:58Peyton Hardin?

  Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup is made with water, 3D printed food, and power. They're like, here's salt and a little bit of shock, and then we're gonna ship it out to the, to the. He goes, as a matter of fact, let's make 8 million of those cans today. Yeah. Dude, that is. It doesn't surprise me though, at all. It's not, yeah. Bro, the more we move, the more we keep going into the future. Yeah. 25 and 6 and 7 and 8. It is, it's not surprising. It's not. It's literally not surprising. But I don't, and I genuinely, I don't really find a problem with it either. As long as it's not gonna kill people. That's if it's killing people. Wrong. See, but every, okay, now, now I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna flip the table here.

• 39:39Peyton Hardin?

  Every single, if you, you can talk to somebody and everyone is gonna have one thing that they say is terrible for you. Yeah. And if you do that enough times, everything you touch is terrible for you. Right. You go organic, oh, but it has to be from here because they still use pesticides. Right. Oh, you're getting, uh, uh, processed stuff, it's terrible, it's all fake. Oh, lunch meat, cancerous, da, da, da, da, everything. Yeah. So, it's like, I'm overall pretty healthy and I've eaten nothing, nothing but processed. Yeah. So it's like, I, I, I'm kinda liking how everything's shaping out, I'm gonna stick to it. So I'm right there with you. I like, I don't care unless it's like, literally linked to like, if you eat this, you will get this. Yeah. Okay, but this is the kinda thing I've, I've been saying though. I said it like a year or two ago and I got killed on the internet for it.

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  We do not have enough chickens, we do not have enough meat supply, we don't have it. We have, ready, ready? That's another one, because this is an unbelievable one again. I was going to bring up, I saw this couple. Yeah. Like a mom and dad, they went down a rabbit hole of like, doing the math behind McDonald's. So I'm going to drop this McDonald's math. Okay. McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day. A day. Yes, that's a lot, 6.5 million burgers. A day, okay? One full-sized grown cow can produce approximately 2,000 burgers, okay? Okay.

• 41:06Peyton Hardin?

  So, to keep up with that standard, in one month, not a quarter, not Q1, not a week, one month, you need 97,500 cows. Thank you. One month. Yeah. That, that's, we don't have that many cows. And that's only for McDonald's. And that's only. That's for McDonald's, that's only for McDonald's. There's bro, I mean, there's cars. No, no, no, no, ISO, ISO, break me off, ISO, no. And this is to all you on TikTok, all you on Instagram, all you on YouTube and Spotify. Get him. A year ago, like, over two years ago maybe, I said, there is not enough chickens or cows or meat supply on this earth for as much meat and eggs and all that stuff that we use.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  And you're like, oh no, we have farms and all that, fuck your farms. Get him. Y'all eating penguin, pigeon foot, 3D printed Campbell's chicken noodle meat. And monkey knuckle. And yo, careful. And y'all are all, and y'all all made fun of me, Payton's so stupid. The guy from the YSK podcast is so dumb. Guess what? I'm right. Get him. You just needed some people with some farm animals to tell you. But when the guy on the podcast says that he's all, two years ago, he's all crazy. Get him. And that's happened time and time again. I said about the aliens, I said it about everything. And it always comes out a year later of me being right. So to everybody that's hating on this podcast and hating on me, I'm right and you're wrong. Get him. And I want an apology in the comment section on every platform we have.

• 42:35Peyton Hardin?

  And stamp that and take it to your bank.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  I've been right the whole time. I'm tired of everybody saying that I've been wrong.

• 42:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm tired of it. I, I, I'm so thankful you said that. And honestly, you too, because you get on here, you get on here. Me! When I initially made the argument. That's initially. You say, you've been proven right. You're so dumb, you're so stupid. I'm right and you're wrong and I deserve, from you. I deserve the best go Payton and I want your lungs to fall out of your, the way you sing it. Right now, boy. Three, two, one. Go Payton, go Payton, go Payton, go Payton, go Payton, go Payton. That's my Payton, that's your Payton, he's Payton, go Payton, go Payton, that's your Payton, go Payton.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  Who's your Payton? He's your Payton. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's your father. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, sir. No, sir. No, boy. No, sir. No, boy. No, sir. No. No, sir. No. I told y'all. I told y'all. I told y'all. I told y'all. Let me get a look at that tuck. Hey.

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  I told you. Hey. Go Payton. I told you, round of applause. Get him.

• 44:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, the fact that he just goes, "Round of applause." And we instantly go...

• 44:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm good. Okay, I have something else. Speaking of [bleep] fake.

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  Breathe, breathe, Master Battle. Breathe. Execute order 66. One more round of applause for me.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  At home, at home, in your car, wherever you're at, clap right now. If you're not clapping, then you're not, you're not listening. If you're not clapping, you're eating pigeon knuckle. Yeah, you are. A little pterodactyl beak.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're eating that [bleep] woolly mammoth liver.

• 44:50Peyton Hardin?

  You're eating that proboscis monkey snout.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny. You're chewing on... What's wrong? What's wrong? Now... Oh my god, we're not eating real food. Speaking of, I don't care either. I'm fine eating fake food. I really don't care. No, but we really, like, genuinely, again, I don't even wanna say it on the off chance they wanna come through on the sponsor vetting. We should not be eating this food. No, I will always eat this food. And I'm, I will, I'm proud to take that partnership and sponsor shit. I will too, but I'm saying... Not for the money, because I do eat that product. I had McDonald's at 400. I can't say no to it. Can't. I don't want to. Dish goes right out the window. It don't take me. I go, "Oh, I'm doing so good." They go, "Oh, you want the McPick 5?" I go, "Give me two." Every time. Speaking of fake stuff, right?

• 45:39Peyton Hardin?

  So, I'm at that weird age, right, where I still internally feel like a kid, but a lot of people around me are getting married and engaged and having kids and all that. Well, you, that should be a sale for you, bud. Like, you know, you're not saying... I can't be your kid? I can't be your little street friend down the corner? No. No, no. So I see like people like having ki- and people that are younger than me having kids, like people that were freshmen when I was a senior, they're having kids and getting married, and I'm like, "Well, you didn't give life a chance, sorry."

• 46:08Peyton Hardin?

  Like a little bit of fun? I'm kidding. I know a freshman when I was a senior has a nine year old.

• 46:15Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not kidding. It's a victim. That's not funny. Dude, I had a, when I was in middle school. Think about that. I was a sixth grader. There was an eighth grader that was pregnant. That made me real sad. And as a, like when I was a kid, I was like, I was like, whoa. But now as an adult, I'm like, that's so sad. That's very sad. So sad. Anyway. That's very sad. Anyway. Speaking of, that's fake. Right? I'm at the age where I, I'm going on Instagram and every day I feel like I see people getting engaged or like proposing to their significant other, right?

• 46:46Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say, I don't understand certain engagement pictures and how they're taken. Now I can join the conversation. I think a lot of y'all be faking y'all's engagements.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way. Cause I saw, okay, so like. Paint the picture. So you know, whenever you're going on Instagram or whatever, and you see the moment where somebody got on a knee and the girl's like, oh my God. Yeah. Right? In certain instances, it makes sense that there's a photographer there. And like the girl would be surprised. Yes. Cause it's a public area or somewhere where people can hide and do this, right? Yeah. But recently I've been seeing a lot of engagement pictures in an open field. Dolo. Dolo. And both parties are dressed up. With words that say, will you marry? Not even that, because that, I can get that where it's like, okay, you're walking into a scene like, oh my God, this is shocking. Like, oh, this is the proposal.

• 47:42Peyton Hardin?

  But there's none of that. I'm talking about an open farm field. Just grass. Grass. The girl's super dressed up to the nines, the guy's super dressed up to the nines, and it's the nicest photo I've ever seen. Yeah. Now I would get it if the girl's just like, okay, yeah, I'm, I'm getting engaged. Yeah. Like, cool. It's the part where they're acting surprised. Yeah. What do you think's gonna happen? You think we're pulling up to a drive-in movie? I'm in a three-piece suit and we're in the field and we don't know this guy with the camera. We don't know him. Wha- how are you surprised, ma'am?

• 48:18Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever seen him? Ever? No? Is that our car? No? We got a rental? We rented a Corvette? Yes? What do you think? We're taking a picnic? Yeah. You're in six inch heels? Yeah. We have never gotten this dressed up and gone to a field. Ever, ever. Do I have a new tumor? No. Is that the ring box in my pocket? Yes! Now it's for her. But I'm just saying, like, I was, I was looking at these pictures. They be faking? It was this girl and her man, and, and I'm so happy for you, and I'm sounding like a hating and I'm not hating. It's not hating, it's, it's the, it's critique. I wanna be in, I wanna be a fly on the wall and say, how, how dumb are you? If you're surprised by it. Like, I don't know. Now, now, do we give the women benefit of the doubt?

• 49:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. They're faking the emotion. No, cuz weird to me. To appeal to the guy. I don't wanna make this a woman-man thing. I wanna say the people in general. Cuz it could be man-man, woman-woman. How are you engaged? That's true. I just wanna say,

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  don't, if you're faking it, don't. You can be happy, but like, you knew on the car ride. We took a 45 minute car ride. We left town! No, we're not going to eat! My part is, the camera guy. There's no way the camera guy didn't give it up. Yeah. There's a stranger with you in your proximity. And it's only the three of you. We're in an open field. Like, literally, this is like, open farm field. The girl was super dressed up in a dress, the guy was super dressed up in like a button up, tucked in, looked good. They looked great. Crisp. They're in, nothing, like a farm field. Not even, not even a table, not a blanket for a picnic. Nothing. You're not a movie screen. There's nothing.

• 49:59Peyton Hardin?

  And it was one of those farm fields where it's not freshly manicured lawn. You had to go like this a couple times. There's that tall grass, that real aesthetic grass. Where are you, at what point, and, and the crazy part, the picture was like this.

• 50:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're not. No, you're not. That's a fake emotion. What were you thinking as we're stepping over tumbleweeds and the guy with the 70x zoom is following us like this? The guy with the Sony 20 to 70 steps on a branch. You turn around, he's like this. What do you think you're a part of? Like, yeah, I get parks and, and, and stuff like that. Like yours was in a Japanese tea garden. You hid in a bush inside of a mountain. Yes. And you took her to this trip and it was a vacation. All this, like, it was fine. Or you, you're like, go to a restaurant or wherever. Like, I get it. You could be surprised, but you're in a farm. Like, there's no way. And who's this guy with the camera? I'm sorry.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, I love it. And that's so true. And that is a, that is a brilliant genius point. If you don't propose in public, you are not allowed to act surprised on your post. No, especially if it's bare in town. We should go find them and just go fake. And just leave that. Just a drive-by comment, fake. No, and I feel like I know this girl. And like, we went to school together and I love her. She's great. Well, I don't love her. I don't really know her. But like, she was cool when I did. I know this. I know. I feel bad because I know this girl and we went to school together. I actually love this girl. Wait, no, I don't love her. I actually don't know her too much.

• 51:28Peyton Hardin?

  But like, I remember she was super nice and I don't want to take away her special moment, right? But I don't like being lied to either. Oh, yeah. No, don't lie to me. I don't even care if your post is not for me. It's clearly not for me. It's for all of your followers. But you're lying to all of us now. I am a follower. You are lying to me. Do not do that. You're not surprised. You knew Jacob was getting on a knee. You probably have your thing rehearsed. It's like you've been dating for nine years. Yeah, it's like you're about to give an ultimatum. What do you think he's doing? Taking you out there to sing to you? What are we do- you're getting proposed to. This should be a picture. Like, happy. Yeah, smiling. Oh, my God. Maybe tears from just overall over excitement. You're not, this should not be your image. You're not surprised? We think he's taking you out there to ask you to duel? Yeah. No.

• 52:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny. That is hilarious. Oh my God, that's so true. But I can't make fun of it because I, you know, in Voldemort, I was, I literally asked for like week three of us like being together. I was like, if I propose to you right now, and I meant to, I was like, would you say yes? She was like, no. So I can't, I can't make fun of me. That's good though. That's good. If she would've said yes, run for the hills. She said no. That's a good woman. Strong mind, strong will. I learned a lot like my father because we were talking about their engagement and he, he asked my mom to marry him two weeks into dating. She said no. We, you know, we, we visit that quite often. How come both of our dads were, I mean, if you ask the right person, they're, they're considered a creep. No, they were creepy. Yeah. Our moms are just dumb, I guess. Your, your dad is washing your mom's car while she's clocked in. My dad's watching my mom in a bowling league and then she turns around and he's vanished.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I mean, that's Mike 101. Yeah. Unbelievable.

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Our head of operations, big dog K-Rob. The biggest. He made a TikTok about this. Did you know that Taco Bell sells burgers? See, I, now I heard you and him talking about that. I still don't believe it. It's a secret menu. It's a secret menu. No, it's not. It's, it's Taco Bell. But it's a secret menu. Taco Burger Bell. But that's when you go to In-N-Out, they don't have animal style on the, on the menu. You just gotta know it. Yeah, but they're not selling you fried chicken. It's still burgers. So back in a long time ago, Taco Bell used to like have it on their main menu, like some type of burger, but now they just have it on their secret menu. And I knew you'd be skeptical about it. And a lot of the audience is probably skeptical about it. So I brought some. We're going to try the secret menu Taco Bell burger. No, you do not. Robbie Brady, man.

• 53:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's a burger. Yeah. Look. Right here. This isn't, this cannot be. Taco Bell burger. My God, it's dense. It is. This is more meat than a regular patty. No. We're going to taste test it. Here we go.

• 54:07Peyton Hardin?

  So look at this. I'm gonna show, look, it's li- oh, it's literally just a taco in a burger bun. Actually looks fantastic. This is un- it, no. So much spillage. It literally is a taco in a burger bun. So we're going to taste this. I venture to say we're the first podcast to taste test this.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  This is cannot be, okay, is it like certain locations? I don't know. How do you know they have a secret menu? Robbie told me, I mean, look at Robbie, he knows. I understand that's the point of secrecy, but I'm saying, how do I, like, can I get this in Monroe, Louisiana? At that Taco Bell? I don't know, so that, like, whenever I went to In-N-Out, like, initially it took me like two years to figure out they had animal style fries in the old, and you know what a Flying Dutchman is at In-N-Out? What? Exactly. Oh my god, are we tasting? Taste testing the Taco Bell Burger, cheers.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  Cheers bud. Bun to bun.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna ruin my calories.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm more, it more. Let's go.

• 55:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. It literally just like tastes like a taco. Spicy, ain't it?

• 55:13Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  Spicy.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's fire though.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  That's fire.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  That's gas.

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  That is really good.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  It literally tastes like a taco. It, it literally is a taco. I don't know what that sauce is on it though. That sauce got some meat. I love salsa. What you put, the hell is, is that Diablo? I'm like, golly, they put some extra shit on that.

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's a hot ass sauce, I'll tell you that. Yeah, mine's a little warm too, but. Holy shit, no, this is a hot ass sauce. I haven't get, I haven't hit mine yet.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have it, do you?

• 55:56Peyton Hardin?

  No. You don't have this sauce? This is so fucked up.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  Not again. We put the world hottest hot sauce on it.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, at first I was like, okay, it's tacos, I like spice, I can fuck. We put the world hottest, we put the world hottest hot sauce on it.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  There's no Taco Bell Burger.

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  Ah!

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, like when it hits the tongue it's hard, but when you swallow it you're

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! Y'all said in the comments I'd never be able to prank him again.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  I got him. Ah, water!

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you dude, water, oh my god.

• 56:54Peyton Hardin?

  Me and that boy said I got a little kicked, dude.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Hey, I don't even know how I got a little bit of my [__] lip and it was-

• 57:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no!

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Please, please, no.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Please, please, water.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  Please, just one of them water or milk.

• 57:11Speaker 03

  I don't give a [__] a [__], please.

• 57:14Peyton Hardin?

  Please, water, water, water first, water always helps.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  Oh my god, I took such a big bite. Two of them.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  Too big, I was about to say, hey bro, I'm not getting the sauce. What point in the burger did you hit it? I was hoping you still eat it. What is it?

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  Let me see the bottom bun, that's where we, that's where we put the hot sauce.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Show and tell.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it's impossible to tell, actually.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Oh. Oh my god, dude, I just thought it was a real-

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's kinda hard to tell, but it's all that orange and red. Oh, man. How, how hot is this gonna be?

• 57:55Speaker 03

  It's hot, man, it's always hot, it's when you swallow it.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's literally, it's the world's hottest hot sauce.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  Damn it, it's that same water, it's the same [__] water.

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm the prank master, dog. Hey, I will always get you to eat spicy stuff.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  Son of a [__].

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless, y'all thought I couldn't do it.

• 58:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. You alright?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Oh, dude, it's every time, you don't understand, because you haven't done this [__].

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  Can't wait to have such a good day.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  Oh, it's hot.

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, Kim. No. Yeah. I'll give you. God damn.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'll give you $200. I'll give you $200 if you finish the burger. I don't need $200, man. $500. $500 if you finish the whole burger. Oh, that'd be nice. No, I'd no, I can't. I actually can't. I'm not doing that. That's that's that's a form of self abuse.

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  You need a burger? And I know, and for anybody in the comments, unless you literally have consumed it, you think I'm ga-

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  We still have to film so many more things. You think I'm gassing it. It's when you swallow it.

• 59:37Peyton Hardin?

  The back of your tongue is on- Okay, is it that bad? It's not that bad. I swear to God, then you bite it. You take two bites of that. It's not that bad.

• 59:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's literally the first, like, the far back as you can touch on your tongue. It is, it like, it's like you touched it to a stove. Hey, there is, you know the crazy- Yeah, not that bad, Mike.

• 1:00:04Peyton Hardin?

  You're sweating bad. Bro, your whole, it's hot because it's your, it's your head. It's your, it's your, it's your manula. Hey, you know, the crazy part is, this makes me a bad friend, and I'm sorry. Robbie was going to the store yesterday to get hot sauces.

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  And he found a hot sauce, and it said it was really hot. And it was like, it was like one of the hottest ones. And I was like, Robbie, I was like, I know there's hotter out there. Oh, my God.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:00:34Peyton Hardin?

  I know there's hotter. And so he was like, literally, and he goes, this one's $30 more. Why don't you spit on this sauce?

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that burp was hot. He boy turned into a dragon. I, I, like, I'm, I'm not kidding. I took two full bites. Yeah. Thinking I'm getting some secret menu. So you have to bear with me for a little- All right, we can- My head's itching. We can-

• 1:01:03Peyton Hardin?

  This might... I don't like milk!

• 1:01:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Cam, I heard milk helps.

• 1:01:14Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, you know, you shouldn't trust me. There's always two parts to a prank. That milk's like...

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  We should take a break. Sorry. I'm sorry.

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  How do you feel?

• 1:01:40Peyton Hardin?

  Hot. I feel hot, bro. It's... Unless you literally have a numb tongue. Numb tongue syndrome. If you have numb tongue syndrome. Yeah. If you swallow that hot sauce. Mm-hmm. You are screwed. You are utterly screwed. It's nonsense. I believe, and this is, and so for years on this podcast, it has been a thing of me pranking Cam with hot sauce. I've done it. I've done it in literally every way imaginable. And even, you know, the comments said that they don't think it could happen again. I believed it couldn't happen again. Me and Robbie concocted this last night, and I mean, I'm so glad that we were able to get you again. It might be another year until we can get you, but... If it's, it's all in sport.

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  I will give props for props to you. That was well thought out, his plan. Yeah. It was executed. You have me thinking there's a burger from a taco joint. Yeah. Golly. You know, presenting Cam with some new food, he's bound to eat it. Oh, I'm going for it. You could have gave me a jelly donut and filled it with hot sauce. Not a bad idea. Now, can I say this? Year from today. I will confidently claim this. No one working for You Should Know Studios in our flagship show, the You Should Know Podcast, I will never be pranked with hot sauce or hot foods or spice. Never. It will never happen. No, I am un-prankable with hot sauce. It will never happen. I'm going on record saying that. Challenge accepted. It will not happen. Un-prankable with hot sauce. Challenge accepted.

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Bro, it's been years. We've been doing this like three years. Literally, K-Rob flips the burgers. You're pranked today. He wouldn't do that.

• 1:03:22Peyton Hardin?

  You just, you just, you just. I'm sorry, can I say? You just set a bounty for yourself. Can I say, okay, but that would have been, that would have been Robbie getting me. That would have been his prank. Can I say your prank? Cause this prank was a me and Robbie prank. You, I'm gonna go team up with Einstein over here and we're gonna do some to get you back. Okay. We can, we can put that on the record. I don't think that it's gonna happen for me. What if we did the most invasive thing out ever? We're doing like a quiz or something. Robbie turns his corner, he just goes, shoots you in the neck and it's just like a dart with hot sauce. You straight into your bloodstream. I'm doing my like laugh one like this, like, like mouth all wide open, eyes open. You go, you go pepper spray. Just mace you. I'm like, what the? Yeah, it would be the last day of YSKP. Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  It would be the end of it. It would be the end of it. But you know, so it is the holiday season. God. It is the holiday season, man. We got a lot coming up this month. Um, over on Patreon, uh, which is the best place on earth. The memberships have been absolutely flying off the wall. Best place on earth. I said, that's the heat talking through me. I don't know where that. My secretary came back. Um, we're doing this thing on the week of Thanksgiving. It's called five days. Christmas.

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  Did I get some hot? You get a little dibbled, Dan? Um, the week of Christmas. Week of Christmas, we're going to be uploading a piece of content every single day. Yes, sir. On the Koala Royalty, the top membership. Yes, sir. Um, and it's not just frivolous thing. It's high quality content, extra episodes. It's, it's, it's gonna be best. And that's because Koala Royalty, the Koala Club and the whole is the best place on earth that we have to give back. They keep the ship sailing as well as you on the audio and as well as you on the YouTube. So thank you, thank you, thank you. And we gotta give back. We gotta give back. And there might be a giveaway of some sort on this month's Koala Royalty livestream. So if you want something, go over there. Yeah, I think we should get out of here now. Yes, sir. Get us out of here.

• 1:05:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I need, I need, I need regular milk, not expired, maybe almond, not cow, and about another liter of water, but. You're so rich, bro. We, almond milk makes me rich. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. You don't know what you're drinking if you're going great value whole milk. You're rich. You're, no, you're getting cow piss, blood, eucalyptus, little nectar, some white food dye. And they go, drink up, it's good for your calcium.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Rich my You don't, you can't even speak, you can have milk. One milkshake and you're, you're f***ing up your plumbing. Oh, I'm gonna talk about this on the extended that's coming out Wednesday this week. I had ice cream with Voldemort this weekend. Oh, you did? Oh, my god. You were on the phone. I was on the phone. Literally almost crashed my car.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  Like. She almost left. No, she's weird. She likes him. Okay, yeah, if you want to hear about how Volde likes farts and how he almost crashed his Tesla due to a milkshake, head on over to Patreon right now. Watch the extended episode coming out Wednesday. Fans of the podcast, like cousins, didn't know that. Anyway, we love each and every single one of you. Coward. We are glad that it is finally cold. We are in, we are in. The ending. I mean, this is still hot, guys. I'm trying. I swear to god, I'm trying. We're in the end of the year. We want to end the year with you and go over to the Koala Club. Prime Cubs royalty, no matter. We just want you there. Sorry to interrupt.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry to interrupt you. Somebody in here revealed that they're in a relationship as well. You can only get that full story on the Patreon. That was revealed last week. That's very true. There is a brand new sprouting relationship in this room right now. You have to go to the Koala Club to figure it out. Hit that first link in the description below you. That is the Patreon. We absolutely love you. But before you get out of here, make sure you share this to your friends, your foes, your aunts, your hoes, your uncles, your nemesis. Oh, careful. Oh, careful. Your nemesis and everyone in between. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's code. Where are my nemesis? In. Where are my real nemesis? In. T S. N T S. No taco sauce. Num tongue syndrome. Num tongue syndrome.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Num tongue syndrome. Leave that in the comments every single where, man, get out of here.

• 1:07:44Peyton Hardin?

  One out of the Koala Club is coming over to Christmas. I need a drink. I need more water. We'll see you next time. I need more water. Oh, my god. I love you, Steve. One million subscribers coming up. You want that surprise? Subscribe.

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• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

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