Pod Insights Giggly Squad Giggling about our favorite moments of 2024 About this episode We're celebrating another year of giggling with our favorite moments of 2024. Thanks for giggling with us
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2:11 Paige DeSorbo? Sup, Gigglers?
2:12 Speaker 01 Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be nannas.
2:21 Speaker 01 I mean, the day just got away from me.
2:23 Hannah Berner? Okay, it's that time of year. We put together all our favorite moments. And by we, I mean Grace. She really went through like a needle in a haystack and found all the gold from 2024. All the moments that made you giggle the most. And I also have to say that we have a surprising drop on Netflix. I went to LA to shoot Torch in 2024. A roast of the year with Jeff Ross and Sam Morril, Mark Norman, Tim Dillon and Miss Pat. And I put together a set roasting the year of 2024. So make sure that you watch that.
3:04 Hannah Berner? It comes out on December 27th on Netflix where I roast the year. Watch it, let me know what your favorite joke was and we'll talk about it in the upcoming episodes of Giggly. I'll give you all the jokes that maybe didn't make the cut. Um, thank you guys so much for another amazing year. Giggling with you guys is our favorite. Okay, sorry, that was corny. Men tried to get women from, to stop gossiping back in the day because they was sharing information so they would know what's going on.
3:28 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
3:28 Hannah Berner? So gossiping is how we take down the patriarchy.
3:31 Paige DeSorbo? No, I'll stand by gossiping until the day that I die.
3:36 Hannah Berner? As long as it's honest and pure.
3:38 Paige DeSorbo? And truthful. And she is a fucking bitch. Like that's, that can be a fact. It's also really good for our brain because we hear something, we have to remember it. And then, you know, so really we're just, we're fighting dementia each day. What could've done?
3:53 Hannah Berner? You're, when you live life, you're supposed to have something happen to you and then the fun of it is.
3:57 Paige DeSorbo? Telling your friends.
3:58 Hannah Berner? Your friends and reflecting on it and be like, what just happened to me? Am I insane?
4:02 Paige DeSorbo? No, we're storytellers. Sorry for entertaining. I feel like I can't go to a basketball game without spending at least one whole period of it being like, and then they make this into an ice skating rink. You know, like every time it blows my mind. I'm like, and then they can do concerts here too. Isn't that crazy? Like, I'll never get over it. I'm like, but where is the ice? Right now, where's the ice? Right now, is it melted? You know, like I'm always asking the questions.
4:33 Hannah Berner? See, I don't want to know logistics. Like, I don't want to know how the sausage is made. I want it to be magical while it's named.
4:37 Paige DeSorbo? Is it underneath the court? Where is it at this exact moment?
4:40 Hannah Berner? Where are you hiding the hockey players? Where are they sleeping?
4:44 Paige DeSorbo? Where's the Rangers team? Do they sleep here?
4:46 Hannah Berner? Why are TVs so complicated?
4:48 Paige DeSorbo? No.
4:48 Hannah Berner? Why do you need seven remotes?
4:49 Paige DeSorbo? You can't.
4:50 Hannah Berner? To turn on a TV?
4:51 Paige DeSorbo? You can't go to someone else's house and just turn the TV on.
4:53 Hannah Berner? Is it not insane that if it's not your own TV, you don't know how to work it?
4:56 Paige DeSorbo? Have you ever been to a boy's house when there's also like a rogue Xbox controller? They're like, "Use this." I'm like, "What?"
5:02 Hannah Berner? Or they're like, "Oh my god."
5:03 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, "How do I use that?"
5:05 Hannah Berner? If he uses an Xbox controller to turn on his TV, you will get chlamydia.
5:10 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, 100%.
5:11 Hannah Berner? You will get chlamydia.
5:12 Paige DeSorbo? He's texting multiple other girls.
5:15 Hannah Berner? And he won't go down on you.
5:16 Paige DeSorbo? If he says, "Here, just turn it on with the Xbox controller, grab your things and get out." Did you know that when alligators are killing you, they spin you around?
5:25 Hannah Berner? Okay.
5:25 Paige DeSorbo? Wait.
5:27 Hannah Berner? Could've lived without knowing that.
5:28 Paige DeSorbo? They bring you to the bottom of the water and they spin you around and that's how you die.
5:34 Hannah Berner? Bite off my head like someone with fucking empathy.
5:37 Paige DeSorbo? Go to therapy.
5:38 Hannah Berner? The things alligators will do instead of going to therapy?
5:41 Paige DeSorbo? It's like, "Okay, guys, it's a bit dramatic. You have crazy teeth, just bite us." You don't have to do a whole performance art.
5:47 Hannah Berner? No, I'm like Team Sharks.
5:50 Paige DeSorbo? No, I'm like full.
5:51 Hannah Berner? Justice for Sharks!
5:52 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, "Chomp and see ya." They're like, "I have things to do."
5:55 Hannah Berner? Also, sometimes like they'll just bite you and they don't even care to kill you. They're just like, "Ooh, that didn't taste good."
6:00 Paige DeSorbo? They also like can't see, so they're probably like, "Sorry, I didn't know."
6:03 Hannah Berner? They're like, "Oh my god, I'm gluten free."
6:06 Paige DeSorbo? Imagine you get bit by a shark and it throws it up. It's just like, "Ew."
6:11 Paige DeSorbo? Take your leg back, you vegan.
6:13 Hannah Berner? It's like, "You didn't even enjoy my fucking flesh."
6:16 Paige DeSorbo? What's your headphone of choice?
6:17 Hannah Berner? So I collect Delta headphones, so I have like hundreds of Delta headphones.
6:22 Paige DeSorbo? No, no, no, no, no.
6:23 Hannah Berner? Like hundreds.
6:24 Paige DeSorbo? When you get on a plane?
6:25 Hannah Berner? Yes.
6:26 Paige DeSorbo? You put the Delta headphones in your ears and you connect it to what?
6:29 Hannah Berner? The TV. And if there's no TV, we're sleeping.
6:33 Paige DeSorbo? No headphones then?
6:34 Hannah Berner? No.
6:34 Paige DeSorbo? There's technology now that like you never have to hear the sound of an airplane ever again. Like when I fall asleep, I'm not listening to anything.
6:42 Hannah Berner? I need noise to quiet my own thoughts. I don't want to be sitting in silence. That's the scariest thing you've ever said to me.
6:49 Paige DeSorbo? So you get on a plane most of the time?
6:52 Hannah Berner? Raw dog.
6:52 Paige DeSorbo? Raw.
6:53 Hannah Berner? Raw dog. Wait for her, or he?
6:55 Paige DeSorbo? To walk around and say, "Does anyone need headphones?"
6:57 Hannah Berner? "Does anyone need headphones?" And I always go, "Yep." And then I say, "Thank you," because regardless, I like free shit. If it's, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I will put, the amount of Delta headphones I have in my bag is crazy.
7:08 Paige DeSorbo? This is a wild revelation.
7:10 Hannah Berner? And then I love a fresh new pair you pull out.
7:15 Paige DeSorbo? Every time she walks by and says, "Headphones, headphones," in my head, I always think, "Who the fuck is getting on the plane without headphones?"
7:23 Hannah Berner? People are like, "I love throwing dinner parties. What is that life?" Like, that you, A, love to socialize. You're like, "You know what would make my life better? If I had to cook, decorate, invite people over, and then clean after? That's my nightmare."
7:34 Paige DeSorbo? Having people over to my own home to socialize?
7:38 Hannah Berner? It's dirty.
7:38 Paige DeSorbo? Get out.
7:39 Hannah Berner? It's get out.
7:40 Paige DeSorbo? Like, what if I hit a moment where I was like, "Mmm, and I want everyone to leave right now."
7:44 Hannah Berner? I watch HGTV right now. It's like a weird phase I'm going through, but I'm obsessed with it. And they'll be like, "What kind of house are you looking for?" And they're like, "We love to entertain." And I'm always like...
7:54 Paige DeSorbo? Block party on the corner, like, all these kids running around the yard, parents talking.
7:59 Hannah Berner? Basically a child parade.
8:01 Paige DeSorbo? You'd have to literally drug me, tie my hands behind my back, drag me to that fucking block party. A party on your street that you live on with all the other people that live on that street? No.
8:15 Hannah Berner? I have to bring up the elephant in the room. I showed up with a tie. And I think I went a little too business formal, like 80s businessman, like, "Coffee's for closers."
8:26 Hannah Berner? But I do have to say...
8:27 Paige DeSorbo? See, I feel like you're giving news reporter, like, high school sports news reporter.
8:32 Hannah Berner? High school assistant volunteer.
8:35 Paige DeSorbo? Like, you know?
8:36 Hannah Berner? Brandon is killing it today. I wish I had a son. I realize having a tie, I know how it feels like to be a man.
8:44 Paige DeSorbo? It's like assertiveness?
8:45 Hannah Berner? Well, it feels like I have a dick.
8:47 Paige DeSorbo? Yes.
8:48 Hannah Berner? Like, I feel like I was putting on my coat, and I'm like, "Oh, gotta put my tie in." And like, I don't want it to be flinging around. I have to keep it.
8:56 Paige DeSorbo? And sorry, I have things to report to.
8:58 Hannah Berner? I know how it feels like to wear a dick, because suddenly, everything I say...
9:02 Paige DeSorbo? You're like, you're all of a sudden over-explaining everything. You're like, Paige, I don't know if you know the word finance, but let me tell you about it.
9:10 Hannah Berner? I just feel like an alpha man. And I'm like, are you really gonna talk to me while I have my fucking tie on like that? Do you not see my fucking tie?
9:16 Paige DeSorbo? Respect the tie!
9:17 Hannah Berner? And then you just wanna like flip it around, hit people with it. Dude, thank god I don't have a dick. People say that men are more logical than women, but they actually just lack empathy.
9:27 Paige DeSorbo? Interesting.
9:28 Hannah Berner? They are just literally not thinking about how other people are feeling as much as we are. So they're not logical, they're actually just psychopaths.
9:36 Paige DeSorbo? I really wish you didn't say that last part because...
9:38 Hannah Berner? Oh, cuz you are like that.
9:39 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like, I am like that. I just feel as a woman, I'm not as emotional as some, I think there's like a spectrum of everything.
9:48 Hannah Berner? Can you cut to last episode when she was crying going, "I've been so emotional lately"?
9:54 Paige DeSorbo? I was so emotional this weekend, like I was tearing up that people were being mean to JoJo.
9:59 Hannah Berner? First of all-
10:00 Paige DeSorbo? She just wants a damn!
10:05 Paige DeSorbo? I have a question for you.
10:06 Hannah Berner? I don't have AirPods, is that what you're asking?
10:09 Paige DeSorbo? No, but-
10:09 Hannah Berner? I don't know what's wrong with me, but like I don't trust them.
10:11 Paige DeSorbo? In what capacity? Like you think the government's like in your brain?
10:14 Hannah Berner? No, not at all. Do you know like wifi doesn't really work?
10:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
10:17 Hannah Berner? Bluetooth like doesn't work a lot, so I'm like, I just don't believe it works.
10:21 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, you're reasoning-
10:22 Hannah Berner? No, I don't think it works. And I've never tried it, but I don't think it works. Do you ever feel like some, it's my connect to the wrong person? You'd be like, hello?
10:30 Paige DeSorbo? Never. Not one time.
10:32 Hannah Berner? Not one time has there been like a man just like, "Hey."
10:38 Hannah Berner? You know when the radio station's a little off, it's just an alien, they're like, "Mouth greetings, Earthlings."
10:43 Paige DeSorbo? It's like, "Hey, I'm in 13C, if you wanna come back here."
10:47 Hannah Berner? When the AirPods first came out, their PR wasn't good. It was like, people were dicks.
10:52 Paige DeSorbo? AirPods came out 20 years ago.
10:54 Hannah Berner? No, when they first came out and like guys were walking around with their AirPods and they were like yelling with their AirPods, everyone was like, "Okay, you're a fucking loser." Like, "Oh, you have AirPods? Like, what are you, selling stocks 24/7? Chill out."
11:03 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
11:04 Hannah Berner? And I think I just never got past that. I was like, "I'm not a dick and I don't wear AirPods." And then like one day I looked around and everyone was wearing AirPods. I think I joked with one of my friends, I was like, "AirPods are for fucking dicks." And then like I'm still in the corner joking about it when everyone's like, no, we all use AirPods.
11:21 Paige DeSorbo? No, I-
11:21 Hannah Berner? I thought AirPods was gonna be like threads on Instagram.
11:24 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, you thought they were gonna die down.
11:25 Hannah Berner? Yeah, I thought it was like a thing and then we were gonna be like, okay, we all lost it. And then, it's a tic tac, I'm going to lose it. Some Gen Z's are just shaving their butthole.
11:34 Paige DeSorbo? For the first time?
11:35 Hannah Berner? No, like, cuz they're just eating ass.
11:39 Paige DeSorbo? That is one thing that I will never, I'm not reciprocating, don't ask me, I'm a lady. I, I, that's when I become a nun, I'm like, you want me to what?
11:51 Hannah Berner? God forbid he delicately puts his tongue on your booty hole.
11:53 Paige DeSorbo? No, no, no, he can do it to me. I would never do it to a guy, ever, ever.
11:59 Hannah Berner? Honestly, that tracks for you.
12:01 Paige DeSorbo? That's like, I don't even wanna be down there.
12:03 Hannah Berner? You're like, I'm a star. I'm the talent.
12:07 Paige DeSorbo? But also, I think I give that off because I've never been asked.
12:11 Hannah Berner? I've never had a guy try to like, really choke me.
12:15 Paige DeSorbo? Interesting.
12:16 Hannah Berner? Cuz I don't give off that energy.
12:18 Paige DeSorbo? And you talk a lot.
12:22 Paige DeSorbo? You would think they're like, I'm finally in here, shut the fuck up.
12:27 Hannah Berner? The only time I shut up is when Butter falls asleep by my mouth.
12:30 Paige DeSorbo? I'll be living my normal life and I'll think, oh my god, and some people do this, plus have a baby. You know? And I'm like, that's crazy. So like sometimes during the day, I'll be like, okay, would I have been able to get all of this done and have a baby?
12:46 Hannah Berner? Well, yesterday, Ludacris came out. And naturally, every single millennial stood up. And it came to us like, out of nowhere. Like, I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but I remembered every lyric to Ludacris.
12:58 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
12:58 Hannah Berner? Verse in, yeah. And everyone's best, she'd be like, oh my god, my kids and my husband were so scared. And I was like, I scared Butter.
13:07 Hannah Berner? I realize I don't suffer from jet lag.
13:10 Paige DeSorbo? Because you're well traveled?
13:11 Hannah Berner? Because I'm always tired.
13:12 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
13:12 Hannah Berner? So I don't know if it's jet lag or tired, but I'm used to it. Like, I woke up exhausted.
13:16 Paige DeSorbo? Exhausted.
13:16 Hannah Berner? And that's called the morning.
13:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
13:18 Hannah Berner? And then it was 4:00 PM and I was exhausted. I go, again, that's called the afternoon for me.
13:21 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
13:22 Hannah Berner? It's called depression.
13:22 Paige DeSorbo? No, I think we have...
13:24 Hannah Berner? Depression.
13:25 Paige DeSorbo? No, like nutrient deficiency.
13:27 Hannah Berner? I know, but what is that nutrient? We're not trying to find it. You know, people are like, well, have you cut gluten?
13:33 Paige DeSorbo? No.
13:34 Hannah Berner? I'm not strategically cutting out parts of my diet or a theory.
13:37 Paige DeSorbo? If you're saying to me the few words "have you," just know it's not. Have you? Nope, haven't.
13:44 Hannah Berner? Do you want to discuss your nails? Because I actually liked it until I saw...
13:49 Paige DeSorbo? My face?
13:50 Hannah Berner? It's giving chicken cutlet. And you're not gonna be able to see it.
13:53 Paige DeSorbo? First of all, that's not what I was saying.
13:57 Paige DeSorbo? Of all the qualms, that wasn't one of them.
14:00 Hannah Berner? Asking for a French manicure is a loaded question.
14:04 Paige DeSorbo? My thing is just like, if you're gonna freehand the white part,
14:09 Paige DeSorbo? make sure you're better than me. Make sure you're better than me, honey. My other qualm was, she fucking cut me with a nail file. And I was like, fine, that happens, like, whatever.
14:20 Hannah Berner? Assault.
14:21 Paige DeSorbo? Literally, I was like, I've just been shot, I'm bleeding. I'm like, bleeding out. I'm like, it's a Sunday afternoon, I'm bleeding out.
14:27 Hannah Berner? No, I once fully lost, like, a whole section of skin.
14:31 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
14:32 Hannah Berner? And it was like gushing blood.
14:33 Paige DeSorbo? And you have to be like, it's okay!
14:34 Hannah Berner? No, I literally was like, actually, I felt so good thinking about it.
14:37 Paige DeSorbo? She literally kept, she kept putting alcohol on it. I'm like, don't worry, it's not infected, it's just throbbing and the size of Utah.
14:46 Hannah Berner? I'm like, I don't think you need to put salt on the open wound.
14:49 Paige DeSorbo? You can literally see my pinky nail throbbing and red. I'm like, if you could stop touching it, that'd be great.
14:55 Hannah Berner? She put gasoline on it and lights it on fire.
14:57 Paige DeSorbo? She's like, you don't need your pinky nail anymore.
14:59 Hannah Berner? She just cuts off your pinky nail. She goes, perfect.
15:03 Paige DeSorbo? She's like, sorry, I just nicked it.
15:04 Hannah Berner? Perfect. Top 15 most attractive hobbies for men to do.
15:09 Paige DeSorbo? I would love to see this list.
15:11 Hannah Berner? Because hobbies in general.
15:12 Paige DeSorbo? Get a second job.
15:13 Hannah Berner? Playing an instrument. Is there any...
15:16 Paige DeSorbo? Guys lame.
15:17 Hannah Berner? Is there any instrument that a guy plays that you'd be like, that's kind of hot?
15:20 Paige DeSorbo? The recorder.
15:24 Hannah Berner? Actually, the fingers would be kinda hot. I'm like, oh, he's fast.
15:27 Paige DeSorbo? No.
15:27 Hannah Berner? This, I can agree with. Cooking.
15:29 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
15:30 Hannah Berner? But I don't want them to talk about that they do it. I just want them to do it. Woodworking? No.
15:35 Paige DeSorbo? No. Let the Amish have one thing.
15:38 Hannah Berner? And if you are a woodworker, you're a nepo baby.
15:41 Paige DeSorbo? If you give me a birdhouse, I'll throw it in the dirt.
15:45 Hannah Berner? Painting? No.
15:46 Paige DeSorbo? No. Painting is for me and my iPad.
15:49 Hannah Berner? Swimming? I like it, cuz it tires them out.
15:51 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I'm not mad at that.
15:53 Hannah Berner? Go swim. Archery? What is this, medieval times?
15:57 Paige DeSorbo? I'm actually not mad about it.
15:59 Hannah Berner? Old money?
16:00 Paige DeSorbo? It is giving a little bit of old money.
16:02 Hannah Berner? You have to have like a lawn.
16:03 Paige DeSorbo? It's giving, like, quail hunting.
16:06 Hannah Berner? Finally, traveling. That's not a hobby.
16:08 Paige DeSorbo? That's not a hobby.
16:09 Hannah Berner? That's not a hobby.
16:10 Paige DeSorbo? Get jobs.
16:11 Hannah Berner? Get a job, figure it out.
16:14 Paige DeSorbo? I watch Salford. Whoever made this movie is sick. The people, sick.
16:22 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like I can stomach a lot of things, like, I'm not kidding. Like, if it's sexual and it's deviant, I can sit through it. I can watch it. Like, I'm like, okay, yeah, big, big whoop. It's like, I thought it was gonna be like when people were like, Fifty Shades of Grey's so crazy. And then I watch it and I was like, that's a Tuesday. Chill the fuck out. Like, it's not that crazy.
16:44 Paige DeSorbo? Salford is sick.
16:46 Hannah Berner? I think it's my favorite movie of the year.
16:48 Paige DeSorbo? You're sick.
16:49 Hannah Berner? I'm sick, like, I'm not like crazy in the bedroom or anything, but like, I will enjoy cottage cheese. And that's like a different, that's like the kind of sickness I am. I feel like we're opposite.
16:59 Paige DeSorbo? I know what you mean.
16:59 Hannah Berner? We're like completely opposite.
17:00 Paige DeSorbo? I know what you mean.
17:01 Hannah Berner? Like, a man, if a man spits in my mouth, I'm calling the police.
17:04 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, you're like, that's really bad.
17:07 Hannah Berner? Insane, disgusting, like horrible. I told you, if a guy accidentally pulls my hair cuz we're turning it around, I'd be like, ow!
17:15 Paige DeSorbo? But you'll eat Chipotle from the night before that hasn't been refrigerated. Like, and you'll be like, whatever, it'll make me stronger, you know? That's where we're opposite.
17:24 Hannah Berner? I'll find a tuna fish sandwich on the ground and eat it. And guys walk, like, you have to pick a side of the leg that it's just like hanging on.
17:31 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I mean, have you literally ever Googled a picture of Jon Hamm? Yeah.
17:36 Hannah Berner? I actually do it daily. Yeah, I do. It's my background. Wait, but like, I would feel so imbalanced. Like, not that my labia is perfectly symmetrical, but like...
17:48 Paige DeSorbo? But I feel like men don't even have that, like... Like, I'll freak out if my sleeve of my arm is caught in my jacket. I'm like, I can't move! I'm on gumpay. You know, like, I feel like they don't notice that shit. They're like, oh, my dick is tucked into my sock accidentally. Like, shoot, you know, like, they don't know things.
18:08 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
18:09 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like winning the Super Bowl is, like, kind of an ick.
18:13 Paige DeSorbo? Like, okay, don't be...
18:15 Hannah Berner? The best.
18:18 Paige DeSorbo? It's kind of gross.
18:20 Hannah Berner? It's like, oh, you beat up all the other boys?
18:22 Paige DeSorbo? Also, here's another thing. All football coaches have to look the same. Is that, like, a criteria? Because literally, they're showing the coach, and I was like, I thought he coached the Patriots.
18:33 Hannah Berner? No, that was an AI football coach.
18:35 Paige DeSorbo? Everything was giving AI last night.
18:37 Hannah Berner? People are like, how could he yell at his old coach in his face?
18:41 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
18:42 Hannah Berner? This is a man who, the testosterone levels are so high...
18:46 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
18:46 Hannah Berner? That his brain cells are fully just zapped. And for a living, he gets pushed around and hit in the head. He's a human gladiator. The fact that he didn't beat the shit out of his coach is actually a miracle.
19:00 Paige DeSorbo? If a woman shows an emotion at all, specifically while doing her craft, or like, whatever, it'd be like, this is why women don't run the country. I mean, you're so emotional. I mean, that's crazy. But he did it, and they were like, oh, he's just passionate about his sport.
19:18 Hannah Berner? Also, imagine Taylor Swift singing "Viva Las Vegas" when she won Album of the Year. Everyone would be like,
19:24 Hannah Berner? this is a medical emergency. Visiting hours are over. Bring her back to the ward.
19:29 Paige DeSorbo? Austin Butler is somewhere being like, excuse me? Excuse me?
19:34 Hannah Berner? People are joking that Taylor Swift is gonna, when they break up, write a song called "Viva Las Vegas." I found myself on Amish TikTok.
19:40 Paige DeSorbo? I'm surprised the Amish don't do more Amish retreats.
19:44 Hannah Berner? Imagine if the next brand trip...
19:46 Paige DeSorbo? Giggly times, Amish, grab your bonnets, ladies. All the big influencers, like, rolling out dough.
19:53 Hannah Berner? Hey, what's the coupon code for this dough? But I think they don't...
19:56 Paige DeSorbo? Where'd you get that churn?
19:58 Hannah Berner? You know what we need? The real
20:00 Paige DeSorbo? Housewives.
20:01 Hannah Berner? Housewives of Amish.
20:03 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I'll go to Pennsylvania right now.
20:05 Hannah Berner? Where the fuck is it? I want to know the gossip too, like.
20:07 Paige DeSorbo? You're like, did you, did you try Becky's butter? It was so bad. Becky can't churn butter to save her fucking life.
20:15 Hannah Berner? No, her churning technique is so, is so embarrassing. It's so chugi.
20:18 Paige DeSorbo? She's been making those same cookies every year. Like, think of something else.
20:22 Hannah Berner? Also, like, she's been doing braids for like so long.
20:25 Paige DeSorbo? Forever. We're done with the braids, Becky.
20:29 Hannah Berner? They're like, oh my god, did you hear which hymn Becky picked out today? Like, that's so last year.
20:36 Paige DeSorbo? Becky like says she believes in God, but like.
20:37 Hannah Berner? She likes top 40 hymns.
20:38 Paige DeSorbo? She also like tried eyeliner the other day, so like, I don't know.
20:41 Hannah Berner? No, literally.
20:43 Paige DeSorbo? But like, are you?
20:43 Hannah Berner? Amish people end formal education at the 8th grade.
20:46 Paige DeSorbo? I love it. I'm going.
20:48 Hannah Berner? So did you.
20:49 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
20:50 Hannah Berner? Most successful people are unmarried women.
20:52 Paige DeSorbo? No, there's a legitimate statistic that when men and women get married.
20:57 Hannah Berner? Yep.
20:58 Paige DeSorbo? The men's life.
20:59 Hannah Berner? The men get more successful.
21:00 Paige DeSorbo? Their quality of life goes significantly up and ours goes significantly down. Like, and that's just science because, yeah, they are now moving into a home where like, everything's clean, everything's aesthetic, like, there's a refrigerator with like more than just ketchup. And so like their, their minds are blown. Where like we get in that situation and we're like, towels don't go over the door.
21:23 Hannah Berner? I do have to say, because I can't be fake, maybe it's like my form of feminism. I've decided that I'm gonna take on the male qualities of like, I don't cook. I put the towel on the door. I take my clothes.
21:36 Paige DeSorbo? Did you put the towel on the door?
21:37 Hannah Berner? I mean, it's lucky if it gets to the door. It's on the floor.
21:40 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
21:40 Hannah Berner? I take my clothes off wherever I'm standing.
21:42 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
21:42 Hannah Berner? And I leave it. I eat food and I, I leave it. It's like this, um, empowering thing that I do where it's like, it's not my job.
21:49 Paige DeSorbo? No.
21:50 Hannah Berner? Because guess what? Mom's working.
21:52 Paige DeSorbo? You've never given me anxiety and that's why you're my best friend.
21:57 Hannah Berner? We're anxious together.
21:58 Paige DeSorbo? But we're in our own different anxious world.
22:00 Hannah Berner? I'm not making you anxious, you're not making me anxious. And then like 10 minutes later, we'll be like.
22:05 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, like if, in anything, you make me less anxious. That's why like I was so mad at you for the White House.
22:10 Hannah Berner? You make me less anxious because you don't care.
22:13 Paige DeSorbo? Exactly. And put it on my tombstone. I don't care.
22:17 Hannah Berner? No, friends, I care too much. I'm like, you care more than I care about myself.
22:20 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I'm like, why don't you just write me a life plan if you're gonna care this much, bitch? Like. Yeah, no, we don't care.
22:27 Hannah Berner? I feel like men, after a breakup, will just go with the next girl because they don't want to process the emotions and they need a girl to make them feel good. Where when a girl's in a breakup, she's like, I'm getting new hair.
22:37 Paige DeSorbo? Yep.
22:37 Hannah Berner? Whole new personality, new gym.
22:39 Paige DeSorbo? New wardrobe.
22:40 Hannah Berner? Going to an Ivy League school to get a new degree.
22:42 Paige DeSorbo? Might even move.
22:43 Hannah Berner? Might even move, like, and I really do believe you always level up after these traumas.
22:47 Paige DeSorbo? A hundred percent.
22:48 Hannah Berner? That's why I'm so pro failing, like failing makes you so much stronger.
22:52 Paige DeSorbo? One quick, easy way that I like to like see my progress in life is you go from who your first boyfriend ever was to then who was your next one and then like you just keep going.
23:03 Hannah Berner? Your first boyfriend was your favorite, so what do we do?
23:05 Paige DeSorbo? We were just kids.
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27:23 Paige DeSorbo? Natalie, Nick Vile's wife.
27:24 Hannah Berner? Yes.
27:25 Paige DeSorbo? She said something and she was like, "Oh yeah," and then I flushed my tampon.
27:28 Hannah Berner? Oh, yeah.
27:29 Paige DeSorbo? And the girls were like, "What? Wait, yeah, I'm flushing the tampon. No one's ever told me. No."
27:36 Hannah Berner? You've been exploding pipes nationwide.
27:38 Paige DeSorbo? I didn't know. I thought the signs at different restaurants and places, like, "Don't use feminine products," I was like, "Oh, they have bad plumbing." Like, I just thought they knew their plumbing was weaker.
27:49 Hannah Berner? No, see, my mom terrified me, where she was like, "If you put this in the toilet, the whole house will implode."
27:56 Paige DeSorbo? No, I feel like no one ever told me.
27:57 Hannah Berner? No, my mom was like, "Everyone will die."
28:00 Paige DeSorbo? No, like, I'm not worried about it for a fucking second. Literally, I've gone this long, nothing's happened. I've never heard of a toilet blowing up. I've never heard of them shutting down because feminine products. I think we're fine. I think it's something that the men gaslit us about. And they're like, "We don't want it near us."
28:14 Hannah Berner? You know what I think it is? You know when you have your period, you go through like 100 rolls of toilet paper? I think it's the toilet paper business who's like, "Roll up the toilet and put it in the garbage."
28:23 Paige DeSorbo? Yep. Non-conventionally hot men, they're calling it rodent boyfriend summer.
28:28 Hannah Berner? I'm just kind of sick of, like, when men are ugly, them getting rebranded into a trend.
28:32 Paige DeSorbo? No, no, I-
28:34 Hannah Berner? Why can't we do that for girls? Why can't it be like, "Long torso, like, pinkle cuties?"
28:42 Hannah Berner? Double chin divas.
28:44 Paige DeSorbo? It's never greasy hair girl summer. It's never like slightly depressed, possibly anxiety.
28:52 Hannah Berner? Sweaty, dehydrated girl sexy summer.
28:54 Paige DeSorbo? Never.
28:55 Hannah Berner? We grew up with like dad bods being cool, which is basically like, hey, all the lazy guys who drink too much beer are hot. The PR on the men's side is so good, which is crazy because PR I thought was a woman-run business.
29:07 Paige DeSorbo? They're coming for hot girl summer. Like all of a sudden it's a hot rodent boyfriend summer. No, summer was our thing.
29:13 Hannah Berner? But also I think we're in on it. We have internalized misogyny.
29:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, no, I literally had it this week.
29:19 Hannah Berner? Last episode, we thought Dr. Pepper was a man. We assumed and we apologized.
29:22 Paige DeSorbo? I blamed my period instead of blaming my boyfriend this week.
29:25 Hannah Berner? But I think what the truth is, is that most women actually don't care what men look like. We just want them to be nice.
29:30 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. I will be arrested at one of my children's schools. Like there is just no way my kids are gonna be born, go all the way through high school and I'm not gonna be like, Mr. Sorbo, you can't come to the field today. Like you're a problem.
29:45 Hannah Berner? There's a restraining order.
29:46 Paige DeSorbo? I'll fight a kid. Like I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter.
29:52 Hannah Berner? In like first second grade, I started to be kind of naughty and then I'd get in trouble and it was all about getting to my mom before the teacher could get to my mom.
30:03 Hannah Berner? Do you remember?
30:04 Paige DeSorbo? No, that's an extreme sport.
30:05 Hannah Berner? I just started walking and I'm like, let's go mom, we gotta go, we gotta go home, we gotta go now, I got a lot of homework. And they'd be like, Ms. Berner? Ms. Berner, can I speak? And I'm like, fuck, motherfucker, don't believe anything that bitch says. She's crazy, don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher, so she always took the teacher's side.
30:19 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, I had a Kim who was not a teacher. I cheated so bad. I cheated so fucking bad on a project.
30:27 Hannah Berner? How old were you?
30:28 Paige DeSorbo? High school. We had to make a brochure in Spanish. So you know what I did? I went on a hotel website in Spain and I printed out their brochure and I handed it to her and I said, here you go. She calls my mom, she's like, Paige obviously cheated. Like she couldn't have written this. And my mom goes, how do you know? Prove it.
30:47 Hannah Berner? How do you know?
30:48 Paige DeSorbo? She didn't write it. Prove it. Then later I said to my mom, I was like, I did cheat. She goes, I don't care. She's not gonna call me.
30:58 Hannah Berner? You said the reason you decided to get a cat finally is because, do you want to tell them?
31:06 Paige DeSorbo? Like filling out all these fucking questionnaires that like Hannah's making me fill out. And I free, I'm starting to freak out like when I'm about to press send for the email. Cause I'm like, they're gonna email back immediately and like give me a cat. And then all of a sudden I'm locked into this fucking cat. And I was like, I can't do it. And then I had a thought and I was like, no, Hannah's literally my most incapable friend.
31:28 Paige DeSorbo? And she's had a cat for eight years. Like I, I'm like, I've been to Hannah's apartment. I'm fine.
31:35 Hannah Berner? Calling me incapable is so on the nose. I'm the kind of friend that like, you're nervous for an event, you call me. You're feeling down on yourself, you call me. If you're going to the airport and you forgot your passport, you're not calling me. You're not calling me.
31:50 Paige DeSorbo? No, in a pinch, you have to be somewhere in five minutes and like bring a document? No.
31:57 Hannah Berner? I'll get the wrong thing. I don't know how to drive, but it's so true.
32:00 Paige DeSorbo? That's a major thing. You don't know how to drive. That's huge.
32:05 Hannah Berner? Honestly, if someone's like hide the body, I don't think you ask me. I think I have too big of a mouth. I also don't know how to hide a fucking body. I'll say to the admin of hiding a body.
32:13 Paige DeSorbo? No, I would never ask you.
32:15 Hannah Berner? I'd be like, wait, where should we dig? Like, I feel like.
32:18 Paige DeSorbo? I would, I'd voice note you like.
32:20 Hannah Berner? We have to cut it, ew.
32:21 Paige DeSorbo? Whilst, because I'd be like, you'll never understand.
32:24 Hannah Berner? You go, hey, can you help me hide the body? I go, I'm a voice rest.
32:28 Hannah Berner? Before we get to your big news, which I'm edging.
32:31 Paige DeSorbo? Is this embarrassing? But I just learned what that word means on TikTok.
32:34 Hannah Berner? Edging?
32:34 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
32:35 Hannah Berner? How'd you find out?
32:36 Paige DeSorbo? I looked it up. I kept like getting TikToks and they were like saying the word edging. And I was like, what the fuck is that? I did not think.
32:41 Hannah Berner? What is your definition of edging?
32:42 Paige DeSorbo? I didn't think, I didn't know it was sexual. Thought it was something to do with landscaping.
32:48 Paige DeSorbo? That's hedging.
32:52 Paige DeSorbo? And so I had to Google what edging was.
32:55 Hannah Berner? What is your definition of it? As she takes a swig of water to ponder.
32:59 Paige DeSorbo? Like you build yourself up and then right when you're about to come, you don't?
33:03 Hannah Berner? But then I think you can also use edging in like, normal shit. Like, I think I edge a lot in stories. Like, it's like, get to the fucking point.
33:09 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, okay, yeah, like, you build up the momentum.
33:12 Hannah Berner? Yeah, like, I'm edging your announcement.
33:14 Paige DeSorbo? Got it, got it.
33:15 Hannah Berner? I was trying to shut up and go on voice rest for like, two days.
33:18 Paige DeSorbo? No, you've sent me more voice notes than you ever have in your entire life.
33:21 Hannah Berner? Wait.
33:21 Paige DeSorbo? Was that true? I thought you were just saying that as like, a bit. Were you legitimately trying to be on voice rest?
33:26 Hannah Berner? No, it's my new thing. Just tell people you're on voice rest and you don't want to talk to them.
33:30 Paige DeSorbo? I legit, I was like, oh, she must have something like, really intense.
33:33 Hannah Berner? I told four people I was on voice rest.
33:35 Paige DeSorbo? In context, this is how Hannah told me. Hey, do you want to come to my house this weekend? I promise I won't even talk to you. You can literally sleep in another room. I'm on voice rest anyway, so I won't even talk. I'm like, that would last seven seconds. Seven seconds.
33:50 Hannah Berner? If you don't want to talk to someone, just say I'm on voice rest. Or if you want to really lean into the character, put it on your notes app and just raise it.
33:57 Paige DeSorbo? But when they ask for what? What's your response? You're just like, not at this time?
34:02 Hannah Berner? Well, it's easier for me because they know I'm a performer.
34:05 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, so like, no, I mean, I believed you.
34:07 Hannah Berner? Anyone could go on voice rest.
34:09 Paige DeSorbo? I might start.
34:10 Hannah Berner? Like, if you have meetings.
34:11 Paige DeSorbo? Imagine Grace just sent in, like, the newsletter one week and was like, sorry, I'm on voice rest.
34:17 Hannah Berner? I can't write this essay because I'm on voice rest. No, singers get like, really serious about it. And, you know, I-
34:26 Paige DeSorbo? And like, a lot of people say, like, the most narcissistic thing you can do is have a child.
34:30 Hannah Berner? It is selfish to have a child because it's for you. It's not for them. They didn't choose this life.
34:34 Paige DeSorbo? You want something that looks like you, acts like you, and like, is you, walking this earth? We have enough yous.
34:40 Hannah Berner? I also realized that we are on the board of the childless cat ladies. Community.
34:47 Paige DeSorbo? No, Hannah, we're there. We're the exact demographic he's speaking to.
34:51 Hannah Berner? We're kind of the forefront of the marketing.
34:53 Paige DeSorbo? Also, what are the-
34:54 Hannah Berner? We didn't sign up for it, but here we are.
34:56 Paige DeSorbo? What are the chances I got a cat like, four days before?
35:00 Hannah Berner? I think you pissed him off.
35:02 Paige DeSorbo? I immediately was like-
35:03 Hannah Berner? He goes, "They're taking all our women."
35:07 Paige DeSorbo? Like, as the president of single cat women, I will speak for all of us. How dare you?
35:14 Hannah Berner? I thought we both act like we're single.
35:19 Paige DeSorbo? But you're married, so it's like, it's like you don't have to talk about it.
35:24 Hannah Berner? But truth, I don't have a boyfriend.
35:25 Paige DeSorbo? No, you don't. You don't.
35:28 Hannah Berner? Everyone lost their virginity half at first, right?
35:31 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
35:32 Hannah Berner? I think if you go full on the beginning, you're not okay.
35:35 Paige DeSorbo? You should call your mom.
35:38 Paige DeSorbo? No, I feel like every girl is like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe next weekend. Like, I'm just like, I feel like it kind of hurts and like, maybe next weekend. I feel like I used to do that all the time.
35:51 Hannah Berner? I still do that. I still do that.
35:54 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, actually, no.
35:55 Hannah Berner? Well, it's fucked up because we're experiencing like, oh, whatever happens, I am losing something. Like, I'm losing this like innocent side of me. Where men are like gaining respect and experience.
36:07 Paige DeSorbo? Gaining something.
36:07 Hannah Berner? Like, Chris, after you lost your virginity, was there a moment where you were like?
36:12 Speaker 03 Where I went to all of my friends.
36:13 Hannah Berner? I'm not a little boy anymore and I'm.
36:15 Paige DeSorbo? I'm a man.
36:16 Hannah Berner? And I'm, and I'm just like lost being pure.
36:19 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, like what is a guy's perspective?
36:21 Speaker 03 I went to all my friends and they were like, we were all like, yeah.
36:24 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. And I feel like I dated a lot of guys in New York City that couldn't fix things and I got the ick. I was like, if I can fix it and you can't, that's like grossing me out.
36:33 Hannah Berner? The thing is, for me, like if a guy's too handy, I don't like it.
36:36 Paige DeSorbo? Hmm, like you don't want them to have a tool belt.
36:39 Hannah Berner? No, that turns me off. Like, if he knows too much about toilets, I'm like, what it?
36:44 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, get in it. Let me put your head in there.
36:49 Hannah Berner? Can I come for something right now?
36:51 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
36:51 Hannah Berner? No, I know I'm, I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce. I don't know how to put a sconce up.
36:58 Paige DeSorbo? You need an electrician.
36:59 Hannah Berner? And that's where they lose me. Where do you get an electrician?
37:05 Paige DeSorbo? Being handy is very important to me because I would put myself on the handier side of the spectrum.
37:18 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, my drill bit? I definitely have a drill bit.
37:20 Hannah Berner? Your what?
37:21 Paige DeSorbo? A drill bit.
37:22 Hannah Berner? What's a, oh, a drill bit? What is a drill bit?
37:24 Paige DeSorbo? Sometimes you gotta drill things. You want that painting up? Yeah, I could fucking, I'll put that up on the wall. Like, I have a level, like, I have, I can do all of those things.
37:35 Hannah Berner? You saw my place, I literally just have paintings against the wall where I want them to go up.
37:40 Paige DeSorbo? I could come over and fix those.
37:41 Hannah Berner? Men fixing things is important because they break a lot of things.
37:46 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
37:47 Hannah Berner? No, but like, what else?
37:47 Paige DeSorbo? They should know.
37:48 Hannah Berner? What are they doing? Some people read books, which I'm very impressed by.
37:51 Paige DeSorbo? I'm so proud of them.
37:53 Hannah Berner? But I was thinking, who's reading more? These people who read books? Or me putting captions on every TV show? Closed captions? Am I reading more? Does that count?
38:06 Hannah Berner? No one talks about it, but bitch has been reading.
38:09 Paige DeSorbo? I'm so glad you're bringing this to the forefront, especially during this time in our nation.
38:18 Paige DeSorbo? The country is divided right now into two very distinct groups. People that love subtitles. And then it's people that are so purely enraged by them. I identify as a subtitles person.
38:30 Hannah Berner? Des said he did that in China when he was learning Mandarin.
38:33 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
38:33 Hannah Berner? He put it, so you're like, learning English.
38:35 Paige DeSorbo? I'm learning my first language, again.
38:36 Hannah Berner? Because I actually think we miss a lot.
38:39 Paige DeSorbo? So many shows.
38:40 Hannah Berner? We, no, like, we are avid bookworms. This is actually the best question I've ever gotten. If we were both kidnapped together, who would they kill first? For sure, me.
38:53 Paige DeSorbo? Hundred percent, Hannah, because she's vocal. She is, she's pointing out where they messed up, who's coming to get them. I've been paralyzed with fear.
39:03 Hannah Berner? You're gonna fall asleep because it would be so stressful. And I also feel like I'd try to be a hero. Like, I'd be like, I got this, I'll, I know what to do.
39:11 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, you would.
39:12 Hannah Berner? And it would backfire.
39:15 Paige DeSorbo? Please don't say that.
39:16 Hannah Berner? If they were gonna keep one of us alive, it would be you, because I'm a, they'd be like, that one's sweating.
39:22 Hannah Berner? This one's not sweating at all, and it's like 110 degrees.
39:25 Paige DeSorbo? This one we could fold up.
39:28 Hannah Berner? In this locker room. This one's not flexible. Her hair is very greasy. She's giving a stench.
39:34 Paige DeSorbo? No.
39:35 Hannah Berner? You'd pretty privilege your way, where they'd be like, we need that one.
39:38 Paige DeSorbo? And be in love with them.
39:39 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
39:40 Paige DeSorbo? And be like, what if we just dated?
39:44 Hannah Berner? You'd flirt your way.
39:45 Paige DeSorbo? I flirt my way out.
39:47 Hannah Berner? He'd be looking at me and I'd be like, "I'm gonna kill you." And then you look and he'd be like, "Is Paige eye fucking me?"
39:51 Paige DeSorbo? She's being so weird, isn't she?
39:53 Hannah Berner? You would eye fuck him.
39:55 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I would try and pull out whatever I could.
39:58 Hannah Berner? We went to Salem, Massachusetts, because we wanted to see where all the witches were killed.
40:02 Paige DeSorbo? It was partly what we were expecting and then partly totally not what I was expecting.
40:09 Hannah Berner? We went in so excited. We were like, we definitely were witches that were burnt the stake in a past life. Because if you weren't, you were a fucking loser.
40:14 Paige DeSorbo? Yep.
40:15 Hannah Berner? Paige goes, "Let's do past life regressions. This is gonna be fun."
40:18 Paige DeSorbo? Let's clear the energy, clear the air.
40:20 Hannah Berner? Were we best friends?
40:21 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:22 Hannah Berner? Was I a princess or a ballerina? I was like, I think I was an Amazonian woman. And she was like, "No."
40:28 Paige DeSorbo? So we start with Hannah's and you tell.
40:31 Hannah Berner? She was like, "Do you like bright colors?" And I was like, "I think so." And she's like, "Okay, I think every person you were in a past life was a man." And I was like, "No! Why?" I was like, "What kind of man?" And she goes, "A flamboyant, British, gay man who was very rich, just prancing around."
40:50 Paige DeSorbo? She kept saying the word "dandy."
40:52 Hannah Berner? Dandy!
40:52 Paige DeSorbo? And I was just like, "What the fuck is that?"
40:54 Hannah Berner? And he, his wife was miserable because he didn't love her.
40:58 Paige DeSorbo? Right, because he was gay.
40:59 Hannah Berner? And he was just like having anal all over England. And then I'm like, "Okay, do Paige. Just Paige, just do Paige."
41:05 Paige DeSorbo? She's like, "You're, you were so sad. All of your lives, you were very poor, just sad." And she was like, "But your saddest life is you had like so many children." And unfortunately, they all died. And I'm just like jaw on the floor. I'm just like, "Okay."
41:22 Hannah Berner? Meanwhile, I'm being gay and she's like, "Your kids didn't even die of cholera." Like it was a sniffle. Like it was wiped them all out. And I'm still envisioning myself with the banjo. Like I'm loving life.
41:32 Paige DeSorbo? No, Hannah's like has a top hat, is like prancing through the streets with a cane, kissing men in like alleyways.
41:38 Hannah Berner? And she was like, "You love being a mom, Hannah. You love being a bottom."
41:46 Hannah Berner? But then you're like, okay, let's move on. Did we know each other? Were we best friends in every life?
41:52 Paige DeSorbo? Maybe my gay bestie helped me through the drama and like gave me some money and like helped me out. And she was like, yes, oh my gosh, we did know each other. Hannah stole all your money.
42:05 Paige DeSorbo? And like, so I have no kids, no prospects, I'm about to croak, and I'm homeless.
42:12 Hannah Berner? I'm using your money for dildos. The rest of the day, like whenever we like made fun of Paige, she was like, my children died.
42:19 Paige DeSorbo? My children perished.
42:21 Hannah Berner? And then whenever you made fun of me, I was like, please don't be homophobic.
42:25 Hannah Berner? Please keep your homophobia to yourself. We FaceTimed this weekend.
42:31 Paige DeSorbo? Both of my noise.
42:32 Hannah Berner? You know exactly what I'm gonna say.
42:36 Hannah Berner? But like, we were fully in mid-conversation and you got up to go to the bathroom.
42:41 Paige DeSorbo? No, I got up to plug my phone in.
42:42 Hannah Berner? You're gonna plug your phone in and I lost ya.
42:44 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:44 Hannah Berner? I lost ya and there was like two seconds where I waited to be like, is she coming back? And then I, I hung up and I said, and that's that.
42:54 Hannah Berner? And true friends, once your FaceTime is disconnected, it's a month's over. You're not texting and being like, are you good? Are you alive? Are you? No, we're done. That's how the conversation ends. If that's how it ends, that's how it ends. We didn't talk for the rest of the day. Not even a goodbye.
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43:19 Hannah Berner? Luxury.
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43:24 Hannah Berner? Oh yeah, I'm not, being in an SUV that never won an award before, that's crazy. Do I not love myself?
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43:41 Hannah Berner? And one thing about me, if I'm gonna be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for.
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44:19 Hannah Berner? Yep. Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one.
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47:45 Hannah Berner? I was really late to shave my legs because someone told me like, once you start, you can't stop. You do it because you're hairy. So I was like, I'm not going to start. It's like people were like, you have the hairiest legs of everything.
47:58 Paige DeSorbo? Do you remember like when you couldn't, like girls like weren't allowed to shave their thighs? I mean, you still abide by that rule.
48:05 Hannah Berner? No one said you should start shaving your thighs. So when you start, you just shave, we just shave our shins because we're not that hairy on our thighs.
48:13 Paige DeSorbo? I always thought that it was like moms didn't let girls do it because your thighs are like more sexual.
48:21 Paige DeSorbo? To make it sensual to like
48:23 Hannah Berner? So the hair can block the penis.
48:27 Paige DeSorbo? But I was so hairy in like 3rd grade. My mom was like, shave it all.
48:31 Hannah Berner? Do you remember the first time you heard your friend was wearing a thong? You were that friend? You were the friend?
48:37 Paige DeSorbo? No, I don't remember that.
48:38 Hannah Berner? I remember my friend being like, I'm wearing a thong. And me being like, like, I thought she was going to the strip club. How does a thong that has like multiple strings become sluttier?
48:49 Hannah Berner? Like it has more fabric, but looks insane. Like, what are girls doing with that?
48:55 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
48:55 Hannah Berner? Like, every time I meet a giggle, I'm like, you are gorgeous.
48:58 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
48:59 Hannah Berner? Well, I can tell when they're like a little more page than Hannah. Like, this girl was actually page coded.
49:03 Paige DeSorbo? It's so funny because when the Hannahs come up to me, that's the first thing they say to me. They're like, we get it. Like, we're not your vibe. And I'm like, I didn't even say anything. We're at a bodega. I don't even know what's going on right now.
49:15 Hannah Berner? My favorite is when the gigglers come up to me with two of them. And one of them goes, she's my Hannah. And then there's some girl comes up like, hey.
49:25 Hannah Berner? And I'm like, me and you, girl.
49:26 Paige DeSorbo? She like walks out from the bathroom.
49:31 Hannah Berner? And it's always perfect. I'm like, this is perfect. Whoever has a slicked back bun, I'm like, you're page. And they're wearing bows. Like, it's actually like
49:38 Paige DeSorbo? No, you can spot them in a second.
49:40 Hannah Berner? In a second. Grace wrote something funny. She wrote, how do you answer the phone?
49:44 Paige DeSorbo? Well, if I know the person, I say hi.
49:46 Hannah Berner? Do you know what moms love to do? They go, this is she. Does your mom do that?
49:53 Hannah Berner? Moms fucking live for that shit.
49:56 Paige DeSorbo? Why, when someone professional calls, moms are immediately on the cast of Bridgerton.
50:00 Hannah Berner? This is she.
50:02 Paige DeSorbo? I am Lady Dora Bell.
50:04 Hannah Berner? Can I speak to Hannah? This is she.
50:07 Paige DeSorbo? Let's do our customer service voice. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello?
50:14 Paige DeSorbo? So here, boy.
50:17 Paige DeSorbo? Who is that bitch? Who is that?
50:20 Hannah Berner? I don't know, her name's Beverly.
50:21 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, mine's very much.
50:22 Hannah Berner? Okay. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
50:24 Paige DeSorbo? Hello?
50:26 Hannah Berner? Why is it so high pitched?
50:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, mine's really high pitched.
50:29 Hannah Berner? You act like you're nice. A phone call means I have to talk business with you. A FaceTime means something fucking insane happened. And a voice note means just keeping up.
50:39 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, just keeping up.
50:40 Hannah Berner? This woman said that women are only physically attracted to 4% of men.
50:46 Paige DeSorbo? Spot on.
50:48 Hannah Berner? Cause you ever have those moments where you're like trying to figure out if you're gay or straight?
50:52 Paige DeSorbo? I mean, I feel like I did have that moment in college when I was like started watching girl on girl porn and I got like really scared. I was like, wait, I'm going to have to tell my mom that I'm lesbian.
51:00 Hannah Berner? All straight girls like girl on girl porn. I don't know if lesbians like girl on girl porn.
51:05 Paige DeSorbo? I would assume they do. Cause they're doing it in real life, so I would assume that they're down with it. But like I get that we as straight girls, we watch it because we're like, they're safe. Everything's fine. They can't get pregnant if they don't want to be, like everything's good.
51:23 Hannah Berner? They're braiding each other's hair like.
51:25 Paige DeSorbo? They're gonna like take a nice nap after like.
51:28 Hannah Berner? She keeps asking her like, are you hungry? Do you want a snack?
51:32 Paige DeSorbo? So like I get that.
51:34 Hannah Berner? I think it's because I'm not attracted to any man who would do porn. So once the man gets in, I'm like, I don't want to fuck him.
51:40 Paige DeSorbo? And I always feel like you don't pick your porn, like you're attracted to what?
51:44 Hannah Berner? Porn picks you.
51:45 Paige DeSorbo? No, literally, it does. I feel like porn picks you, like you don't pick what gets you off, you just see it and you're like, oh, and now I like that. Walking into anywhere, I think we should start saying, what's the energy I want to bring to this?
51:58 Hannah Berner? To this function?
51:59 Paige DeSorbo? To this function.
51:59 Hannah Berner? Do I want to ruin everyone's day?
52:01 Paige DeSorbo? No, because you should also plan, like people are like, okay, now be nice, but also sometimes plan to be mean.
52:07 Hannah Berner? Normalize not always bringing good energy to the function. Some functions need a balance of bad energy. Well, let's discuss the energy brought to the function at my premiere party.
52:19 Paige DeSorbo? That energy was wackadoodle.
52:22 Hannah Berner? I'm not a big partier, you guys know that, but if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
52:27 Paige DeSorbo? And my mistake for not realizing that you were doing it.
52:32 Hannah Berner? So I see you, you look like a feral cat, scared, need to find a hiding spot.
52:37 Paige DeSorbo? So scared.
52:37 Hannah Berner? I look at you and I'm like, you're here, I'm so happy. People were like, where's the photos of Paige? I was like. There's one of you scurrying out.
52:46 Hannah Berner? There's one of like a panic in your eye, like clearly being like, how do I get out of here? But this is true friendship. People are like, where's Paige? And I'm like, she came, we made eye contact, and she left.
52:56 Paige DeSorbo? She had to go. Hannah and I got invited to the White House. Hannah and I got invited to the White House.
53:02 Hannah Berner? I thought it was a bit.
53:03 Paige DeSorbo? Bit.
53:04 Hannah Berner? I thought we were, Ashton Kutcher was pranking us.
53:06 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I was like, and you want to know what? I appreciate the recognition from the White House because they were like, look, we're in a pickle. We're in a real bind. Who can save the country? We should call the giggly squad, you know? Like, and I respect it.
53:20 Hannah Berner? Who at the White House is a giggler?
53:22 Paige DeSorbo? That's what I'm trying to think.
53:24 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
53:24 Paige DeSorbo? Because I'm like, okay, there's a girl there who's just typing away. And she's like, hmm, what if I just added them to the list? I have bills to pass.
53:35 Hannah Berner? I do. You're like, the poof is back. It's a woman's initiative.
53:39 Paige DeSorbo? Yes.
53:40 Hannah Berner? What are you going to initiate?
53:41 Paige DeSorbo? Just like vibes.
53:43 Hannah Berner? Vibes.
53:43 Paige DeSorbo? Probably like, I think we should focus on vibes for 2025 and like, or 2024. Probably both.
53:49 Hannah Berner? What year are we?
53:51 Paige DeSorbo? Sorry.
53:53 Hannah Berner? Do you think in a past life, you were a president's wife?
53:56 Paige DeSorbo? No, I think in a past life, I was like part of parliament in some, like someone's wife in parliament. Like, I feel like I lived in Europe.
54:05 Hannah Berner? Okay, yes.
54:05 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. I didn't fuck with the Declaration of Independence.
54:07 Hannah Berner? Maybe it was like royal, maybe like a prince.
54:10 Paige DeSorbo? Maybe.
54:11 Hannah Berner? Maybe. Men are not natural born leaders.
54:14 Paige DeSorbo? I mean, we could go as far back as Adam and Eve. Okay, because Eve got the apple, gave it to Adam. Why didn't Adam get his ass up and look for his own apple? Military, all men, pretty much. They're taking orders from other men. They love taking orders. They love being told what to do.
54:35 Hannah Berner? Because men are dogs, women are cats.
54:39 Paige DeSorbo? And so it's so fact though.
54:41 Hannah Berner? I do have to say, if you're listening and you're still on the fence. Think about your mom.
54:44 Paige DeSorbo? Now we really sound like a cult.
54:46 Hannah Berner? Think about your.
54:46 Paige DeSorbo? You're on the fence of believing us or not.
54:49 Hannah Berner? If you still don't want to buy our Tupperware.
54:51 Paige DeSorbo? For $19.99, we're gonna slash that price right now.
54:56 Hannah Berner? Think about your mom and dad, and someone has a key to the nuclear
55:03 Paige DeSorbo? The co.
55:03 Hannah Berner? weapon. Who are you giving that key to?
55:05 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, God. My mom. First of all, my dad's losing it. Okay, the man doesn't even have an email address. They wouldn't even be able to give it to him.
55:14 Hannah Berner? Why do, whenever you go anywhere with your parents, your mom has a whole duffel bag
55:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yep.
55:18 Hannah Berner? for what everyone needs.
55:19 Paige DeSorbo? Incidental.
55:20 Hannah Berner? Your dad doesn't even have a wallet.
55:21 Paige DeSorbo? No.
55:22 Hannah Berner? He has a clip.
55:23 Paige DeSorbo? No.
55:23 Hannah Berner? He's running the world with a clip? I don't think so.
55:25 Paige DeSorbo? My dad has a rubber band.
55:27 Hannah Berner? Our nation is being held on by a rubber band.
55:30 Paige DeSorbo? Literally, a thread. You humbled me so badly this week that I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I was like complaining about an array of things in a voice note, and I said to Hannah, like, whatever, I'm just like really anxious and emotional. It's probably because I just got my period. And Hannah listed everything that was wrong in my life. I mean, there were like 10 things, and she just went down a list. And she goes, no, but it's definitely your period, for sure. And I was like, you know what? I have to apologize to all women, but the men made me think that. Hannah was like, maybe it's because you're on one of the most insane reality shows. Your boyfriend's in a public feud. You don't leave your apartment. You have debilitating anxiety, but yeah.
56:15 Hannah Berner? Grace broke her jaw.
56:16 Paige DeSorbo? Grace literally chucked herself down the stairs.
56:18 Hannah Berner? Blame your poor period, who's just like
56:20 Paige DeSorbo? But for sure.
56:20 Hannah Berner? a woman in the arts trying to like exist happily.
56:23 Paige DeSorbo? I literally haven't been here for a year and you're already complaining.
56:26 Hannah Berner? I'm like, also, what was the excuse? But when you couldn't get your period for the last two years.
56:30 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
56:31 Hannah Berner? But the second she comes back, we bring it up. But you know what? That's part of girlhood. Is that whatever happens, you go, but I don't know, it's because I'm on my period. Even if you're not on your period.
56:38 Paige DeSorbo? Literally.
56:39 Hannah Berner? Because my period.
56:40 Paige DeSorbo? Literally.
56:40 Hannah Berner? My period was either two weeks ago, a week after, I don't care, it had happened.
56:44 Paige DeSorbo? Girls really get one week where they can like know what their personality truly is. And that's like, it's really, it's hard.
56:52 Hannah Berner? Think about it. But we're also normalizing that men are hormonal. That's hormones.
56:58 Paige DeSorbo? What a way to piss them off.
56:59 Hannah Berner? When a guy punches a wall after, like, he's The sauce runs out of control.
57:03 Paige DeSorbo? Wait.
57:03 Hannah Berner? Imbalance.
57:04 Paige DeSorbo? Talk about a way to really piss off your boyfriend. Like if he does something and like with a straight face, you're just like, are you hormonal?
57:10 Hannah Berner? I also love when men get emotional. They act like, oh, sorry, I was emotional. Everything I said didn't count. But when girls are emotional, they're crazy.
57:21 Paige DeSorbo? There's just so much wrong.
57:22 Hannah Berner? That was layered.
57:23 Paige DeSorbo? And it's not the week to mess with me. The TikTok dance documentary.
57:27 Hannah Berner? I think because I'm like kind of adjacent to the cult community.
57:30 Paige DeSorbo? Mm hmm.
57:30 Hannah Berner? So it comes up on my algae. Ew. I just got the ick on myself.
57:38 Paige DeSorbo? Dancing's a cult.
57:39 Hannah Berner? First of all, dancing's a cult. You know, all those videos where everyone's in a circle and someone's dancing? That's a cult.
57:43 Paige DeSorbo? Yep.
57:44 Hannah Berner? All we can do is help people who are thinking of joining dance right now. Say maybe don't. Maybe just stick to getting a little drunk on Saturday and shaking your ass and then call it a day. Let's dance. If you say I want to dance tonight, it means you want to do drugs. But cults are real and I have empathy for people in cults because I want to belong to something. I want to put all my faith in something else and just like have hope and listen to someone. This guy in particular created Shaqina, which for some reason sounds like vagina to me.
58:13 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
58:13 Hannah Berner? And they kept saying Shaqina. I'm like, is it Shaqina? I feel like it's not Shaqina.
58:16 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, throughout the entire documentary, I still don't know what they meant when they were referring to that.
58:20 Hannah Berner? That's the name of his church. So people can just like make a church and like call it something. So if you're not sure if you're in a cult, if they're telling you.
58:28 Paige DeSorbo? You can't call your mom?
58:29 Hannah Berner? Every single.
58:29 Paige DeSorbo? You're in a cult.
58:30 Hannah Berner? Yeah, if your mom can't send you a meme. I know. You're in a cult.
58:34 Paige DeSorbo? If your mom can't DM you a meme, you're in a cult. I'm going to say something and it might be like a little controversial. I just don't feel like anyone who is Italian has ever been in a cult.
58:48 Hannah Berner? Because of our moms.
58:50 Paige DeSorbo? Because there's no way I'm calling my mom and being like, sorry, I can't come home. She'd be like, oh, really? Okay. You know, like when you're in college and you have like a hungover next day and everything's funny?
58:59 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
59:00 Paige DeSorbo? And you're just like, oh, like I never want to leave this place. Like this is the best day of my life. Like we're all in our jammies, eating food and like everything's hilarious. No one cares about you. That is giggly squad. It's like that hungover next morning where you're not sick. You're just silly.
59:17 Hannah Berner? But you're a little sick and mad, but we're thinking it's cute.
59:20 Paige DeSorbo? And if you have a moment of silence and you think back to everything you've ever done, you're like, ooh.
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