Happy New Year 2026

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bad friends, here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say happy holidays, happy new year. I hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you, and most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Happy New Year, Bad Friends family. We are skipping this week's episode because we are all scattered around the world. But we didn't want to leave the year without showing you something that you guys haven't seen yet. We shot the following footage almost a year ago when we went down to San Diego to support Andrew's special. It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself, so enjoy. Happy New Year, and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  We're here at the Pendry Hotel. We're waiting on Fancy and Bobby. I believe Andrew's here. My car's right there, next to the porch. Yeah, we're feeling good, we're hungry. We made it an hour ahead of time. And we'll see what happens. I need to go pee now, though. I don't know where the fucking bathroom is.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  How ya doin'?

• 2:13Speaker 04

  Good to see ya.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Good to see ya.

• 2:14Speaker 04

  How's your room?

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Good, good, yeah.

• 2:17Speaker 04

  This is what it's gonna be like.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Great.

• 2:19Speaker 04

  You want this, or you want? This is what it's like.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, the closer the better, the closer the better.

• 2:24Speaker 04

  Apologies, my friend, but the hotel does not allow for public professional photography.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:30Speaker 04

  Only smartphones are allowed. Copy, alright. Or, uh... Together?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Right, so we can, we can say Victor loud.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Andrew's done in five minutes. Okay. Bobby.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  Hey, uh, we're at the hotel right now.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Steak here? Wow. Yes, celebrating.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Fucking... She's staying in a king suite.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  The, the tough lord, the whole... He doesn't have a bad house, he doesn't... Uh... That pisses me right off. Bobby's, uh, meeting us there. Okay. He'll be here in, uh, probably 25 minutes. I cooked for you already. You ready? We ordered steak, yeah. Anyway, uh...

• 3:13Speaker 04

  What's up, babe? Where's the, uh, dinner? Hi, is it gonna be blue cheese, baguette? You're doing your fucking Greta from Goonies impression, dude. What the fuck is going on? Shoes! Yeah, yeah. What are you smoking, Kaka John? Let's say that.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Very good. He's laying out for the side, sorry. That's open, so... We need some plates.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  He's already doing that, dude. I'm not doing that. Yeah, you are, dude. No, I'm not. Come on, guys. You know what he said to me? He said he lied and said... We're good, thank you. You guys want another pot of meat or no? Does anybody need more food? I'm getting my fettuccine still, right? Are you, are you still hungry for meat? Are you still hungry? I'm good, I got that.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  Bobby's not going to the first show, cause he needs to jerk off and just kinda hang out. He parked at the wrong hotel, and, uh, yeah, waiting for the car now. We're, uh, back as a family.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Waiting on this fucking car.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Hi, where, what are you doing? Hello. Wow, where's, where's Loz? Watch this. There you go, pants. There he goes, there he goes, there he goes, there he goes, go! Go, go! There he goes, there he goes, there he goes!

• 4:37Speaker 04

  Not one shot.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Oh, watch that. Woo! Watch that belt. I love. How are ya? Good, good. Nice Dave.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  That's my only choice? That's great.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  Alright, cool. Um, thank you guys. Thank you for running up. Where's, uh, little Bobby?

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  He went to the hotel. He's gonna come for the second show.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  Oh, second show?

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  He went to the hotel. He's tired. He wants to like go hang out and take a shit and a piss and...

• 5:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  Everybody, we're leaving without ya?

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  I'm gonna let, uh, production know that we're not having Bobby on the first show.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not gonna come to the first show. Just, he'll be here for the second show.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Alright, cool.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  I did know that though. I did say, I called him today. I was like, "There's no way you're gonna do both, huh?"

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, he asked me last night about it. I was like, "Do both."

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I knew, I knew. I knew he didn't want to do both. But I don't blame him, dude. Driving all day.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  I mean...

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  He's probably cocky, I think.

• 5:41Speaker 05

  Carlos. You're supposed to be a one-er.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Where are we going? You know that I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my, my radar because of you.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Well, then editors know that.

• 5:55Speaker 06

  Unfortunately, no. You were $40 for a six.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Are you serious? That's fucking crazy. I'll pay you, though. I don't give a shit.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Just one shot.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Nah. Then, everybody's gonna...

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Don't put that on my picture.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  That's fancy.

• 7:07Speaker 06

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• 7:37Speaker 06

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• 8:07Speaker 06

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• 8:40Speaker 04

  Last year, we saw a little tip.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Calm before the storm. That's what it feels like. Run that back, Turbo.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  No, if you want to. I wanna see you. Go, yeah, go out there.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanna see his. He's saying he wants to go sit in the audience.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Oh, I can also put you up in front of us.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Any, anywhere where I can see him. Give him a seat, there's single seats, for sure. Yeah.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  There's two.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I gotta shit, this ain't good. This is not good. Say that right when you got the stage. I gotta shit, this ain't good. Ladies and gentlemen.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  Hola, San Diego! ¡Eh, que paso, San Diego!

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  You ready for a good show, baby? I can't wait to come on and see you guys. I brought a special friend with me to start the show. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together right now for Mr. Zach Townsend!

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Alright guys, I'm Zach Townsend, thank you so much.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  Now, you guys ready to get a seat, guys?

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  Hey, San Diego, how are you?

• 11:07Speaker 04

  That was pretty fun. Yeah, that was awesome.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  I wasn't expecting that.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Because I thought I'd thrown in the whole, all the jokes, but that one didn't make it out on me. Did we go down this way?

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  You can go on the stairs.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  The stairs?

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  That was it, yeah, that was the hour for sure.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just, there's a few things I was like, I'm gonna have to help the most like...

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you know, it was spent any time with us, Bobby wants to get picked up right before the next show, like, just chill with us for a second.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  Why is Meredith from the office on this hallway?

• 11:58Speaker 03

  This guy just explodes, it's a Latin flame, right?

• 12:02Speaker 04

  He's crazy, man.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, make sure you get this shit, this is the cool, this is where the cool shit happens. Bring back the cool shit, dude. This is the moment that we can have some fun, uh, with, for this. And I'll listen to bring up the story tomorrow.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Bobby's at the hotel.

• 12:54Speaker 04

  Oh, he's walking now?

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Hey, Bob. Yeah, I am. What time, though? 9:30, right? Okay, I'll see you then. That Andrew wanted me to text you that. He, Andrew wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here, don't walk here, there's too many people. It's very far from the hotel, don't walk, and I know you just want to see girls. Alright, cool, I'll come get you. Alright, I'm coming.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  You're such a silly dude tonight.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  One shot. One opportunity.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Carl is gonna make love to me in Miami.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  What?

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:41Speaker 03

  You said you're gonna make love to me in Miami?

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  No, you brought that up and then asked me if we would. I'll tell you why I won't have sex with you.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Why?

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Your fucking breath, dude.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  That's Bobby.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Your breath is so bad right now, Dan.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  That's insane, dude. I vape now. I vape.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Did you hear it smell his breath from there, right? It's, my god.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  Nah, I would never tell.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  It could help paint off of a house.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that shit is like, dude, that's like.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Bobby, wait, I do have a question.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  You know who Pepe Le Po is?

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Pepe Le Pew?

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't say like that in America, but I think I know. You mean the skunk?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Why did I come down here?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  It's his last.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Why am I coming down here?

• 14:33Speaker 02

  We're celebrating, Andrew.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's doing his show.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I was manipulated to come down here.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  You were just asked twice.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:44Speaker 03

  You were just asked.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  But it's like asking, like, Andrew, come to my weekend, like, why would I do that?

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Well, it's his last one before he tapes.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  And it's just a good celebration of Andrew.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Well, he still has Boston.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, when is he taping next week?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  No, in a month.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  In a month.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  So this isn't the last show?

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, can you turn the other way? Thank you, Carl.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  Have my narrative.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Are you opposed to breath mints or gung?

• 15:11Speaker 03

  I do, it's a vaping.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Do it now.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  I don't have any.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Well, it's vaping and also you don't eat enough, so it's your stomach acid.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  Thank you, McCon.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  No, well, I mean, like, it's not a good thing.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  That's not a compliment.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  No, not eating enough is a compliment.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  I eat once a day. Bobby, can I ask you?

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Please turn around, I'm gonna bang you, please.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl party with you?

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Why are you, not, you're gonna be my guy, right?

• 15:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're Jake Paul. Super Bowl party.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  You know who talked to me today on FaceTime? That girl, the, the, the...

• 15:45Speaker 03

  Oh, your friend?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Your best friend?

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Because you think it's gonna turn into something else.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  No, but here's the thing.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Legwork.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  I have feelings. And I'm not gonna be able to get her, and I like the pain. I think that's what it is. It reminds me of when I was in my early twenties.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  Yes, this is like me in... Or something.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  It's like so long ago.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  It's long, yeah. It's a pain I haven't felt. And I kinda like it.

• 16:11Speaker 05

  I know, you're longing.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  I love longing, dude. So if she like, I want her to break my heart. All of those are people?

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  They're all, yeah. They don't know you're gonna be here. Yeah. You're gonna drive them crazy.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. They're all Andrew fans. Look, they're all better looking. When we do it together? These are her good-looking fans right here.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. Alright, thank you Stacy, thank you Laura.

• 16:37Speaker 04

  I gotta please...

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Let's go, mommy!

• 16:54Speaker 03

  Oh, he's going out to smoke. Let's go upstairs. Of course, yeah. Where is the smoking, man? Oh yeah, we know, thank you. Where is the smoking area? It looks like that door Zach kept going through. He was gonna go outside. Yeah.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Where are they going outside?

• 17:13Speaker 03

  I think there's, it's an alley. Right. Yeah.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  This is crazy. Breaking news. What happened? The Mavericks have traded their star, Michael Jordan, to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's actually insane. It's happening live, on camera. That's kinda cool. It's like you caught the first plane hit the tower.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  You want to do fifteen? What do you want to do?

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Ten.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Ten?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Go in the bathroom. Yeah, go in the bathroom. I want to talk to you about some business.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  Look, if you want to grab a beer, there's a beer at the bottom there. There's like Heineken and McUltra. Yeah, probably will.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Why would you grab a beer?

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Why would you... Okay, close the door, good.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  So, did you get you in there?

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Bamboozled. You got bamboozled, huh? Honestly, please close the door. Please, please, honestly, I'm being real. Close the door. Are you getting me, uh, payback?

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  What are you guys doing there?

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Teaching him a lesson about life. They call them life lessons.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  A little lesson, huh?

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this little piece of shit.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Little tiny... This little guy, this six ass fucking...

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  What did I say earlier?

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  He scolded me earlier.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  What did I say earlier, man?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  You said white people are the devil.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you got another thing coming, dude.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Bob, what does he have coming, you think?

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Uh, everything, dude. You have fucking no idea, dude. You know what I mean?

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Hit him hard. Don't even give up on him now.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  You want to see Korean Han, dude? Rage?

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  No, don't bow, dude.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Bob, look at that, Bob. Look, he took his shoes off for you.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch, dude.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  He asked me, he said, "Do I have to take my shoes off when he walks in the room?"

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is why.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you die, huh?

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Our fans are our fans.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  I bet you fifty percent of these people are not my fans.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  It's such a wrong thing. It's so insane to say.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  No, because you have your own fans.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, dude, but they're all bad Friends fans. Everyone's a bad Friends fan. They're all bad Friends fans. All of them. Literally all of them. If they're my fan, they're bad Friends fans.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  And you have, you have so many of those, uh, belly whatever that is.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  No, but they all watch Backstreet.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  I would hope so.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  It's a better show.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, it's a better show.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  That Sesame Street clip was phenomenal.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  That Sesame Street clip where you're naming what racist Sesame Street characters are?

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  When you were like, "What did you say, fucking Cookie Monster was Armenian?"

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  I did?

• 19:54Speaker 04

  "Bro, bro, bro, give me the cookie, bro." "Bro, bro, I want the cookies."

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  So funny. No, you know what it is, in this, you know San Diego, just like I'd always, so many Mexicans.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but it's also weird, they're really more into stardom and fanfare or whatever.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, when I'm walking down the street, it's more of a thing. Like, when I walked into the American Comedy Company, they couldn't believe I walked in there. Like, when I walk into a comedy company, they don't want, like, Ice House, they don't even want me there.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not true.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know what I mean, they have a...

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, but you're out of town, they can't believe you're there.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  No, like, I was smoking in the patio yesterday, and the black lady came up to me, she goes, "No smoking here." I go, "Where do I smoke?" She goes, "Out in front." Yeah, I go, "You know what, Johnny Buss said I could smoke in the side." He goes, "Well, I have to talk to him." I go, "Talk to him," and then Johnny, you know what I mean, like, that kind of thing. But I want to walk into the American Comedy Company, and they're like, "What are you doing, oh my god, I can't..." You know what I mean, it's like that respect.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  You get respect everywhere you go. He doesn't like you, dude.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  I like Bobby a lot.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  No, but he doesn't like you yet, he's learning right now, so he's figuring it out.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  I'm good-looking, he said I was ugly outside.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  For a white guy, dude.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  We look the same.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  You're white, man.

• 21:05Speaker 04

  We look the same.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  The same guy.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  This is the same guy.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, like, I know for an Asian guy, like, there's Steve Yum, right? And there's me, you have Santino, and there's you, you know what I mean? You're the bottoms after a...

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  You think he's the bottom?

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  The bottom?

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Where's Carlos? What, he's Mexican?

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Or Spanish, or Mexican?

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  Or a Spanish guy.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Top.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Top?

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  What about fans?

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Top.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Top?

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he's the kind, he's the kind of guy that, like, you know what I mean, is in the war room.

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He's not on the field.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Puigita, what happened? Exactly.

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Someone with your breasts? Soldiers don't have breasts.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  He lost a bunch of weight.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't matter, he's got milky breasts, dude.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  Guess who did?

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  He's eating chips.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Get in here, dude. You little piece of shit.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  Hell yeah.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't see how that makes any sense.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Second of Carmelo.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, well, they get two starters, AD, and they get a first-round draft pick, too. That's pretty good. Isn't it, isn't it?

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  It is, it's true.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  I mean, more. Utah, too. Oh, I didn't see that. See, I just saw Davis.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's fucking beautiful.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Keep going.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Are you talking shit?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's talking, he's dancing, I love it. He's going a little.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  He will, watch. He'll be terrible.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Listen to this. What, okay, so, what animal enclosure would you rather fall into? The mountain lion, the baboon, or the black bear?

• 23:58Andrew Santino?

  Black bear.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  Because black bears are, you can be louder than them and they'll go away. Black bears aren't, grizzly bears.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  But baboon.

• 24:08Speaker 05

  Baboon would rip your face off. That's the last one I'm going to.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Why baboons though?

• 24:12Speaker 05

  Monkeys are so scary.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Why? Cause they're smarter?

• 24:15Speaker 05

  No, they are so strong and they have human hands and they will just grab you and tuck you.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Why can't I rip their face off first?

• 24:23Speaker 05

  Well, you can give it a try.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why don't we ever do that to them? You know what I mean? After a baboon gets done with a human, two weeks later the human's like, their eye is here and their mouth is here. Right? Everything's all tubed out. You know what I mean? They're all fucked up, right? But the baboon's fine. What if I rip his fucking shit off?

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't think that, man?

• 24:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  I bite him. I bite his face, dude. What about a hyena? Would you fall into a hyena trap?

• 24:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm hyena scavengers.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  It's like a coyote, I bet.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  So you don't think a coyote will fuck with you?

• 25:03Speaker 05

  I mean, over the other options, yeah. I think a black bear actually probably still could fuck with me.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  What about lion? Lion or baboon?

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Baboon. Baboon. I mean, the monkeys are just so scary.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  You'd rather do lion?

• 25:14Speaker 05

  I'd rather do lion.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Dude, lion is scary, dude.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  But lion is more, is a cooler way to die.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:20Speaker 05

  Cooler way to die.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I couldn't do it.

• 25:54Speaker 05

  Fifteen years ago, I ran into this guy. Shut the fuck up, sir, and flash off. I ran into this guy, like fifteen years ago, and I saw him in the room and I just knew when I saw him perform that we're gonna be friends. We're gonna become friends. And he changed my life and we have the best podcast in the world.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  I trust the boy that makes his family when he do it. And he's so talented, great actor, couple of that. He's really a great actor, he's really a good actor, that's why I'm here, couple of that. I think that's special to him, because he's happy.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Honestly, I think I'm in him, I love him. Like he's family, and he's the best guy ever, you know, guys. And we can, can we go, can we go?

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  It was insane, that pub was insane, yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  He's grinding motion.

• 27:23Speaker 05

  You need to talk to someone?

• 27:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, HR.

• 27:32Speaker 04

  I can't. Did I tell you this is how I met Bobby? This is exactly how I met him.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  What's up, man? What's up, lady? You come around this club often, baby? What's up? Uh, you wanna go hook up, hook up?

• 27:48Speaker 04

  No, no, no, hook up.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  I like this jam, baby. What's up, baby?

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go get a corn dog?

• 27:56Speaker 04

  I'm outside.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's go get a corn dog. What's up, baby?

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit. You're Thor. You're like Thor dude. You're like Thor dude.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  We'll go out and have cigarettes.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  I just don't know, man.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  I just don't know anymore. About what?

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  About anything.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Just wanna fall in love, you know? But it's a deception, isn't it? It's not real, feelings.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  It dies eventually.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you're right.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.