#2256 - Protect Our Parks 14

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his comedy series, "Tires," and special, "Beautiful Dogs" on Netflix. www.shanemgillis.com Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix. www.marknormandcomedy.com Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available via YouTube. Catch his new comedy special, "America's Sweetheart," on Netflix. www.arishaffir.com This episode is brought to you by Visible. New members can get the Visible plan for just $20/mo for 25 months. Switch by 1/31/2025 at http://Visible.com/ROGAN with promo code ROGAN. Terms apply. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or through my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:02Speaker 00

  The Joe Rogan Experience. Training by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Hey, Mazel Tov.

• 0:15Speaker 02

  Hey, gleef it up.

• 0:17Joe Rogan?

  All I've been doing is sending Ari, my algorithm is flooded with Jewish stuff.

• 0:22Speaker 02

  I know.

• 0:23Joe Rogan?

  My algorithm is flooded with like Jew rules.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  It's just rules from like low level influencers in the Hasidic community. It's crazy what you've like.

• 0:33Joe Rogan?

  I get so many of them every day, so I send them to him.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  What are the rules?

• 0:36Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's all like, are you allowed when you're frying pan, when you use your frying pan for eggs? Are you allowed to use it for me? Say you go on vacation and your pot isn't kosher. What can you do on the Sabbath? You gotta take it to the ocean, throw it in the ocean. They're throwing the fucking pots in the ocean to make it kosher. You have to let go of it. You have to let go of it. They have a rule, you have to drop it in the water and let go of it.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  100% submerged. Oh yeah, those people are. And it's also funny, like you click on the link he sends you and the first thing you hear is.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Tell them to put the fires out with the weather, get some rain over there.

• 1:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they don't really control the weather, obviously.

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Obviously not.

• 1:17Joe Rogan?

  Otherwise hurricanes wouldn't hit Florida.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Ah, good point.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  They barely get their pots kosher.

• 1:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  No, they make them hit Florida so they get their wills.

• 1:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's hilarious that some people are saying climate change. This is climate change. This is, no, this is fucking arson. That wasn't a Jew? That was a whiny liberal. This is climate change.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Borderline Jew.

• 1:41Joe Rogan?

  No, no, I'm doing a New York thing, I'm doing a New York thing that I'm doing as a Jew. When I talk like this, this is a whiny liberal, it's fucking climate change. Wake up. No, it's arson, you fucking idiots.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  I think it's Mr. Beast. He's setting up a new video.

• 1:57Joe Rogan?

  Wow, that's a strong accusation.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  Bold.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  No, no, just kidding. But they've been trying to get rid of the homeless for a while.

• 2:05Joe Rogan?

  Bro, the homeless are doing it.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Well, they're flammable.

• 2:09Joe Rogan?

  Everyone is, but they, uh, they're more inclined to use fire to get their anger out.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 2:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Schubertman actually caught people lighting things on fire. He filmed it. He put it up on his Instagram.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle of the firestorm, people were lighting things on fire to contribute to the fire.

• 2:25Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 2:26Joe Rogan?

  You've got losers. You have a hundred thousand losers that are just camping on your street. What do you think's gonna happen? What do you think's gonna happen when the people with the houses are in jeopardy? What do you think is gonna happen when these people that are living in fifty million dollar houses and you're camping out a block away? Which is exactly what's going on over there.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  And the looting.

• 2:48Joe Rogan?

  And the looting. Well, they, they looted people's houses when they found out that places were getting evacuated. Swarms of organized gangs were showing up. This lady said a hundred guys showed up in front of this house. And she thought they were helping her neighbor move. They just broke down the door and started stealing TVs, stealing everything.

• 3:06Speaker 04

  If the house burnt down, that's kind of a win-win.

• 3:09Joe Rogan?

  Burnt down, but that, what if the house doesn't burn down? You just stole all their shit.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 3:13Joe Rogan?

  It's like, you can't do that.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  Of course you can't.

• 3:18Speaker 04

  I'm not actually defending it.

• 3:19Joe Rogan?

  But I see their point too. If I was super poor.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:22Joe Rogan?

  If I was super poor and we were living in the fucking hu- hood. And then someone came along and said, look, they're evacuating these fucking communities anyway, man. Fuck it. Let's go get paid. Like, let's go get paid.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, the house is gonna burn down. They're gonna get insurance.

• 3:34Joe Rogan?

  And if you live in that way and you get caught, they just let you go.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 3:38Joe Rogan?

  They just let you go.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  And then didn't Biden say he's given full coverage for this one? How can that be? That's so much money.

• 3:45Speaker 04

  The same thing as, you know, forgiving college debt.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  He just says it.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Not gonna pardon anybody.

• 3:54Joe Rogan?

  He could have beaten Trump. He said that too.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  Oh, a fight?

• 3:58Joe Rogan?

  No, no, in the election.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 4:00Joe Rogan?

  Beat Trump. Oh, yeah, he said he could have beat him in a fight too.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  That'll be great.

• 4:05Joe Rogan?

  Imagine those two fighting. How much would you pay?

• 4:07Speaker 02

  It'd be just like the Jake Paul Tyson fight.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  To be there, that pays some.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Same amount of power.

• 4:12Speaker 04

  Be so sad. Yeah, Trump would get him though. Trump would fall on him.

• 4:16Joe Rogan?

  A hundred percent.

• 4:17Speaker 04

  Trump would tackle him.

• 4:18Joe Rogan?

  A hundred percent. Trump would bite his face off. He would, he would grab his thumbs, shove them into his eyes and bite his face off.

• 4:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, Trump would be a nasty fucker.

• 4:28Joe Rogan?

  Totally different kinds of humans.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:29Joe Rogan?

  Biden is used to like Secret Service around him his whole life. Trump is a psychopath.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:34Joe Rogan?

  He will throw those thumbs right at his fucking eyeballs like the mountain did to the gay guy in Game of Thrones.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  Wasn't that a Steven Seagal movie too where he did that?

• 4:43Joe Rogan?

  Was it?

• 4:44Speaker 04

  Who, who did, uh, with the Jamaicans? What, who was that?

• 4:47Joe Rogan?

  Steven Seagal movie. Yeah, he had a movie. Yeah, with the sword fighting.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He eyeballed those guys.

• 4:53Joe Rogan?

  Eyeballed the guy? Man, listen, man, if you watch the UFC, eyeball pokes even to the most badass fucking dudes in the world are devastating. Crazy. Like a nut shot is way easier to recover from than a fucking hard eye poke.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  It is funny to see them all tough and they go, owie, owie, owie.

• 5:08Joe Rogan?

  My eyeball. But it's just so crazy. We still have this. You still allow fingers.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  My eyeball.

• 5:14Joe Rogan?

  This is totally unnecessary. This doesn't contribute to fighting. Have your fingers free.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Tell that to John Jones.

• 5:20Joe Rogan?

  I've been saying, I know.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  What tape them all up?

• 5:22Joe Rogan?

  No, no, they need a glove that covers the fingers. It's real simple. And then you have thumbs still, but you're gonna eliminate the amount. There it is.

• 5:31Joe Rogan?

  Ari called it. Ari called it. That's what Trump would do to Biden.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  So fake. It looked so real back then. That was 1990. That stuck with you. You saw that.

• 5:41Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Was he fighting Predator?

• 5:44Joe Rogan?

  No, these were Jamaican drug dealers, I think. Or gang members.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  He looks like Predator.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Jesus. Oh, it seemed so real when I was a kid.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 5:52Joe Rogan?

  Yo, you know what's a good movie? Uh, Alien Romulus, the new Alien movie.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 5:57Joe Rogan?

  I wa- I went on a little vacation and I watched it on the plane. Oh my god.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  You gotta be careful though. Plane movies, plane movies seem better than they are. It gets you. Every time I'm on a plane, I go, that movie was fucking incredible.

• 6:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Then I go home and show it to someone.

• 6:10Joe Rogan?

  I cried watching Home Alone on a plane.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  I cry every time.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Your emotions go up.

• 6:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you're about to die.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:16Joe Rogan?

  I knew I was edible.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  I watched Rudy once. I was like fist pumping.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, hell yeah.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  It gets me going.

• 6:22Speaker 04

  McCusker walked by me and I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy. And it was at the end when it was just aliens. One of the guys dies in it. And then it's just a bunch of aliens show up and like celebrate his life.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  And I was sobbing. He walked, he walked by and it was just aliens like.

• 6:36Joe Rogan?

  Do you guys, are you guys old enough?

• 6:38Speaker 01

  What's wrong with you?

• 6:40Joe Rogan?

  Are you guys old enough to remember when they would just show a movie on a plane?

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Yes, one movie.

• 6:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Ari, I know you're old enough.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  It's starting now.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Ari, Ashtray's on there.

• 6:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you would have to pay for headsets.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:52Joe Rogan?

  Like, and if you were cheap, you'd just watch the movie without sound. Like, you'd have to pay for their stupid disposable headsets. I don't even know if you're allowed to use your own. Didn't they have like a special jack?

• 7:02Speaker 01

  No one had their own.

• 7:03Joe Rogan?

  But back then, people had Walkmans. Walkman had a little headphone jack.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Special jack. It was a three thing jack.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 7:09Joe Rogan?

  That's right. They fucked you.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  And you'd try to put your thing in and it would go.

• 7:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  You could sort of hear it.

• 7:16Joe Rogan?

  That's right. Now I'm remembering that.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  We were more of a community back then. We all had to watch the same shit.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Why do the headphones they give you suck?

• 7:22Joe Rogan?

  Not only do they suck, but you're only renting them.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Well, no, I mean the ones now.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  I keep mine.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  They hand out shitty disposable ones, which I know that is why they suck, but they've gotta be able to make them better.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Bluetooth at this point.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  They're too loud. The planes are loud, so you don't have the noise cancellation. You're still getting like the.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, they break in and make an announcement. That's at level 70.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh.

• 7:44Joe Rogan?

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• 8:28Joe Rogan?

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• 8:44Speaker 02

  I do it all day, every day.

• 8:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I know, right?

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:47Joe Rogan?

  I've done quite a bit.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:48Joe Rogan?

  How bad is it for you?

• 8:51Joe Rogan?

  I mean, it can't be good.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  No, it's terrible.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  We'll find out. It's like smoking.

• 8:53Joe Rogan?

  Like, people talk about, but it's one of those things where it's like hotly debated among even conspiracy theorists. Like, some people say it's gonna kill you, and other people's gonna say, where's the bodies?

• 9:03Speaker 04

  No, but your ear, your hearing goes down, right?

• 9:05Joe Rogan?

  I don't think so. Well, your hearing definitely goes down if you hear loud things. So, but if you have it low, you know, at a reasonable level, and you have it in your ear, the real question is, what's the electrical shit doing to your head?

• 9:16Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 9:17Joe Rogan?

  What's the EMF frequency doing to your head?

• 9:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, who the hell knows?

• 9:21Joe Rogan?

  It's a good question, right?

• 9:22Speaker 04

  I'm gonna let it ride on it.

• 9:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah! Let it ride!

• 9:25Speaker 04

  I'm gonna see what happens. I like iPhones.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Well, they've been saying this in the-

• 9:28Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be fucking.

• 9:29Joe Rogan?

  They say that, um, plug-in ones are better than the wireless.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Ah, fuck!

• 9:34Joe Rogan?

  Plug-in ones are okay.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  I can't live without these.

• 9:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, where are the bodies?

• 9:37Speaker 02

  They're so good. They're the best.

• 9:38Joe Rogan?

  They're so good.

• 9:38Speaker 04

  Right in your pocket.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they've been saying cellphone gives you cancer, the balls for years, all that shit.

• 9:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I talked to some dude who had ball cancer, and he told me that he got ball cancer on his right ball, because that's where he kept his phone. And we're just looking at each other, I'm like, huh.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  Not enough data points.

• 9:56Joe Rogan?

  I'm not sure if that's real.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Was that Lance Armstrong?

• 9:59Joe Rogan?

  No, it was a regular dude.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  A normal man.

• 10:03Joe Rogan?

  I would imagine Lance Armstrong, I mean, if you, just, I'm not a doctor, obviously, but if you spend that much time with your nuts getting smashed by your whole body while you're pumping your legs up and down, that's gotta be irritating. And if your nut hurts and you're Lance Armstrong, you're gonna keep pumping.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:19Joe Rogan?

  You're gonna keep pumping.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  The roids or whatever, who knows?

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Plus the roids.

• 10:22Joe Rogan?

  I don't think, I think it's more of, uh, well, I bet it's a bunch of shit. I bet it's a bunch of shit. I bet it's the amount of time on a bike.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:30Joe Rogan?

  Right? That's gotta be brutal for you.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  That's why I stay off those fucking things.

• 10:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, stay away.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  Smart, Sean.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  More of a bird scooter guy.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  I was like, I'll do it twice.

• 10:38Joe Rogan?

  Again, I'm not a doctor, but for a regular person. For a regular person, like, how, let's, let's ask, let's find this out. Let's Google, is there a higher rate of testicular cancer among cyclists?

• 10:52Speaker 02

  It's like CTE of the sack. You're just constantly pressuring it.

• 10:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you're getting hammered.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Your balls, your balls get dumb. Your balls freak out one day and hit your wife.

• 11:04Joe Rogan?

  Your balls just kill a cop.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Gonna make retarded kids with it. It's bad sperm.

• 11:11Joe Rogan?

  Your balls are getting smashed like all day on a hard seat. It's not even a comfortable seat.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:16Joe Rogan?

  Remember those seats we had when we were kids with like the back to it?

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:20Joe Rogan?

  Sit on a bike. It's nice.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  You remember that, Ari? Running a hula hoop down the street with a stick?

• 11:26Joe Rogan?

  Uh, since, okay, does cycling increase risk for testicular or prostate cancer? Good. I'm not alone in my concern.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 11:35Joe Rogan?

  So it says professional cyclist, number of studies have looked into the link. The findings to date are inconclusive. There's question comes up often. Well, the thing is, it's like, how many of those dudes are like?

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, how many die of?

• 11:49Joe Rogan?

  How many are getting cancer compared to like regular people? Just give me the data.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Google.

• 11:54Joe Rogan?

  Is it the same?

• 11:55Speaker 02

  The amount of activity they're doing also like counteracts cancer stuff.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Oh, right.

• 12:00Joe Rogan?

  Oh, right. Of course. Of course. That makes sense.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Plenty of vitamin D.

• 12:04Joe Rogan?

  Maybe it does up until a point like, like Tour de France. Like I read an article where they were explaining and a doctor actually told me that he said, this is true, that you're better off doing the Tour de France on steroids.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 12:18Joe Rogan?

  It's actually healthier for you to do it on steroids.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 12:20Joe Rogan?

  I said, how? And he said, because it's so hard. You, your body gets destroyed and a regular immune system, a regular endocrine system just can't keep up. Just can't keep up. You almost, almost need blood doping. You almost need EPO. You almost need steroids.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Damn. The problem is the guys in, on the street dressed as Lance Armstrong who think they're on the road.

• 12:43Joe Rogan?

  Oh, they're a real problem.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:45Joe Rogan?

  It's a real problem. They take over the whole lane and they're going five miles an hour.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  They're tight shorts?

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, the shorts, the pointy helmet.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Shut up.

• 12:52Joe Rogan?

  Well, the thing is when they, they get a group of them together and they act like a gang and they take over the whole lane.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:58Joe Rogan?

  The guys, go to the side. I'll be real patient and I'll, I'll.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:02Joe Rogan?

  But I want to go to work. I have stuff to do.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  And I could kill you so easily. Distance cycling is the most, our highest rated endurance.

• 13:09Joe Rogan?

  Whoa.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Soccer's gotta be up at eight. Okay.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Eight?

• 13:13Joe Rogan?

  Boxing's 8.6. Interesting. Depends on who you're boxing.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  Swimming?

• 13:18Joe Rogan?

  Wow. I don't know, how are they proving that? Cause where's wrestling?

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:24Joe Rogan?

  Where's wrestling? If you don't think wrestling is in the top, you're out of your fucking mind. It's way down there? Fuck off.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Wow, figure skating.

• 13:32Joe Rogan?

  Listen to me, fuck off. Basketball is ahead of wrestling? Fuck off.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  They play longer.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  There's no chance.

• 13:38Joe Rogan?

  Shut your fucking dirty mouth.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  And American football should be up there.

• 13:41Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  Too many breaks.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  There's a lot of.

• 13:43Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of breaks.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter if there's a break.

• 13:45Joe Rogan?

  Fucking grueling and it's three hours.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Soccer's above all of it for sure.

• 13:48Joe Rogan?

  Yes, soccer for cardio fitness is above.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  You never stop.

• 13:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  You do stop, they walk around a lot.

• 13:54Joe Rogan?

  But no one's punching you in the body. Okay?

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Water polo, that's nice.

• 13:59Joe Rogan?

  Boxing's way harder than those. Way harder because you're getting endurance while you're getting pummeled.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  I see.

• 14:04Joe Rogan?

  And then wrestling, a guy is clinching up with you 100% of the time.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  Have you tried to, have you, you just wrestle? We wrestle sometimes, no homo, but.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  You're cast after 10 seconds.

• 14:16Joe Rogan?

  That's true. It is so hard to do. And Olympic wrestling, like those guys are the fittest athletes on earth. They're animals. Those guys, their strength and conditioning routine is fucking crazy. When Daniel Cormier was telling me about this Russian dude that he could not beat, he's like, "We're so lucky this guy never fought." He goes, cause I forget the dude's name, like Ramzat, some crazy ass name. He said his strength and conditioning coach, he couldn't break him. He just kept giving him more shit to do and he wanted more. And he was like, "What the fuck, man?" He goes, "I was trying to break him." He goes, he used Daniel Cormier's routine, he just kept adding things. And this dude just wanted to keep doing more. He said he would have beaten all of us. He said we would have never been successful if this guy fought in the UFC.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  He needs Junta to overthrow.

• 14:59Joe Rogan?

  See if you can find who that guy's name is, but he's an animal.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Who's that new guy who beat O'Malley? That guy's pretty vicious.

• 15:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Marab, he's fighting this weekend against the toughest guy he's ever faced. He's fighting Umar Nurmagomedov. Umar is Khabib's cousin and he's a fucking savage.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:16Joe Rogan?

  He's, but he's different than Khabib in that he's a striker. Like he's got wicked wrestling and wicked submissions, but he started off as a kickboxer. His fucking kicks are nasty.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  I want to know who kicked Khabib off that plane.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Wait, is it?

• 15:30Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 15:31Speaker 01

  What, I don't know what happened.

• 15:32Joe Rogan?

  Some lady came up to Khabib when he was on the flight, because he was in the escape row.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  What flight?

• 15:37Joe Rogan?

  Whatever it is. He was on a, what airline was it? It wasn't Alaska, it wasn't Alaska.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:42Joe Rogan?

  No, it was something, Frontier. So she, there's a video of it, it's crazy. He's telling her, you know, I can do this, I'm by the stick, like, I understand English, I can speak English. And they kick him off the fucking plane.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Because he couldn't do the exit row thing?

• 15:54Joe Rogan?

  Bro, it was, it's crazy.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  Oh, the verbal response. Why is he flying Frontier?

• 15:59Joe Rogan?

  Lady comes to me with questions, was very rude from the very beginning. He's saving up his money, man, that's why he's not fighting anymore, he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't care, man, the guy drives a Toyota.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 16:08Joe Rogan?

  Even though I speak very decent English and can understand everything and agreed to assist, she still insists on removing me from my seat. What was the base for that, racial, national, or other one, I'm not sure, but after two minutes of conversation, she called security, and I was deplane from this aircraft, after 1.5 hours, I boarded another airline, one, and left to my destination. I did my best to stay calm and respectful, as you could see in the video, but those crew members could do better next time and just be nice with clients.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Pretty calm.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 16:36Joe Rogan?

  Very calm way to say it. He had to work so hard at the English on that tweet.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:40Joe Rogan?

  Just to be like, I can't look calm right now. I wish I was on that plane, I wish I was on that plane.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Maybe she was just a Connor fan.

• 16:48Joe Rogan?

  Maybe she thinks John Jones is the GOAT, because she doesn't like this Khabib talk. Yeah, she's like, fuck off, I'm a John Jones fan.

• 16:58Joe Rogan?

  That was the GOAT talk, between those two.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  It's weird when these super mercenary killers just can't win. He's like, I gotta just get off the plane, I can't beat you up. Yeah, some lady can like, has control over him, meanwhile, he can beat up everybody on the planet.

• 17:12Joe Rogan?

  It's really crazy, when you, when you watch it.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Removed from the whole plane.

• 17:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you can play it if you want, a little bit.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Wouldn't he just switch sweets to somebody?

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 17:25Joe Rogan?

  She's saying they're not comfortable.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  What?

• 17:28Speaker 05

  It is fair. Yes, it is.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  He should've just started swinging. You know? Too bad she's not trans.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  And they said yes. I understand that, but it's also off of their judgment. I'm not gonna do this back and forth. I will call a supervisor. You can either-

• 17:43Speaker 02

  Wow, I don't get it.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  We can go ahead and escort you off the plane.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  This is crazy.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  When are we doing it? Okay, I'll call a supervisor and then we're gonna have to move you first.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  I mean, didn't Mike Tyson hit a guy on a plane?

• 17:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but that's a different situation. The Mike Tyson guy was a drunk guy that was fucking with Mike Tyson.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  He deserves it.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  At this point, he's like, "Yeah, call supervisor. He'll have my side on this."

• 18:03Joe Rogan?

  Well, not only that, he was calm and respectful. He obviously speaks English and he knew... Yeah, he said, "I'll assist. I'll open the door."

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Fucking white ladies.

• 18:11Joe Rogan?

  It's people are crazy. I sit in that fucking row. They put fucking slobs in that row.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:16Joe Rogan?

  Who gets so fucked? Would you love to be on that flight, go, "Ma'am, do you know who that is?"

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:20Joe Rogan?

  Like, "Do you know who that is?" Like, "Just let me tell you who that is. Let me Google him real quick."

• 18:24Speaker 02

  He's the eagle.

• 18:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Jesus Christ.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  The only reason he's not killing you right now is because he's not in his own country.

• 18:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Oh my god. Imagine if she did that in Dagestan. They'd throw her in a hole. They got a hole just for liberal ladies.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  So weird.

• 18:40Joe Rogan?

  Pile them up.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  So weird to see my flight.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Honestly, we're laughing about it.

• 18:44Joe Rogan?

  It's fucking Sparta.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Probably do. They probably got a couple holes filled with people.

• 18:49Joe Rogan?

  In Dagestan, like, "No, that's a nice hole." Bro, if you live in a place where war was recent, they don't... There ain't no room for horseshit. You know? If you go to those Chechnya-type places, like, there's no room for horseshit.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 19:03Joe Rogan?

  No room for horseshit. They're going old school. They kill gay guys. They do wild... Yeah, they do wild shit.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  They're not great.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  I think it's illegal there to be gay.

• 19:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, there's countries where it's illegal to be gay. They'll kill you.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Paradise.

• 19:15Speaker 01

  Was it? Why are you gay?

• 19:17Joe Rogan?

  But you know what's crazy?

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Who says I am gay?

• 19:20Joe Rogan?

  Why are you gay?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  That guy's amazing.

• 19:23Speaker 04

  You are transgender.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Legit had a question. Didn't understand it.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  Who says I am gay? You are gay.

• 19:36Joe Rogan?

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• 21:39Speaker 02

  Have Khabib just added an airport? Like he's at a Caribou Coffee? Oh, here we go.

• 21:45Speaker 06

  Should I call you mister? Pepe Julian Onzema, thank you for coming in.

• 21:50Speaker 05

  Thank you for having me.

• 21:50Speaker 06

  Good morning.

• 21:51Speaker 05

  Morning to you.

• 21:52Speaker 06

  Why are you gay?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  What?

• 21:56Speaker 06

  You are gay.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Is that Karen Bass?

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, transgender.

• 22:00Speaker 06

  You are transgender and you're gay rights activist and an outspoken um uh uh lesbian? Homosexual? How can I describe you? Now, we're looking at a raging debate.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  I mean. It's a raging debate. He's trying to be all. This is gonna sound gay, man. That's actually like an impressive activist.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  It said, should someone be gay?

• 22:22Speaker 04

  The lady? Yeah, I mean, she's in a country where people are like, what the fuck's wrong with you? She's like, we're just trying to get some rights.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's not tweeting about it, she's going there.

• 22:31Joe Rogan?

  It just shows you, like.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  Uganda.

• 22:34Joe Rogan?

  You can, you can complain all you want about America.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  You gotta be kidding me.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  She's gonna be gonda in a minute.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  They're gonna throw her off a building.

• 22:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, literally, yeah, there's parts of this world.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  Trans gonda.

• 22:47Joe Rogan?

  Well, what I was saying about places where, you know, you can't be gay, like heavily Muslim places. My friend Evan, the Black Rifle Coffee guy you just met him the other day. Evan Hafer, he was telling me a story on the podcast about how many guys over there fuck kids.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  What?

• 23:02Joe Rogan?

  In Afghanistan, he said it's unbelievable.

• 23:04Speaker 04

  But it's not gay, we were just having this conversation.

• 23:06Joe Rogan?

  They fuck boys, it's all over. Trying to fuck ourselves into it. It's boys and girls, girls get married off when they're like nine years old, eighty year old men, it's crazy.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Well, that's in the Quran.

• 23:16Joe Rogan?

  You're looking at a part of the world that like.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Don't understand.

• 23:19Joe Rogan?

  Never went through the enlightenment, you know, you're looking at a part of the world that's been war torn and like sort of separate from. They're like old school people, this is like a, a, a window into the past.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:31Joe Rogan?

  You can look at it in twenty twenty-five and it's a window to probably how the whole world behaved a thousand years ago.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Why aren't more people mad at them?

• 23:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, they didn't.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Why do we get yelled at for saying homo or whatever?

• 23:41Joe Rogan?

  Why do we get yelled at? They don't publicize it, so it's not something that gets discussed until someone comes on a podcast and talks about it. Or you go serve over there overseas, most guys don't know.

• 23:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:52Joe Rogan?

  My friends who've gone there and experienced it say it's, it fucking truly curdles your blood.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  They just all have their boys?

• 24:01Joe Rogan?

  All, all over the place.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 24:03Joe Rogan?

  Open, open, everywhere.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  So to them, they're like Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 24:06Speaker 04

  They're not even thinking they're doing anything wrong.

• 24:07Joe Rogan?

  There's videos of boys.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Titanic, it is number one film.

• 24:12Joe Rogan?

  There's videos of boys like dancing for old men. Like sticking their ass out and twerking for old men. It's cra- they film it.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Whoa, see? Diddy. We hold him to the fire.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  He's just Muslim.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  That's just normal of him.

• 24:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein.

• 24:26Joe Rogan?

  It's not even regular.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  Epistana?

• 24:28Joe Rogan?

  It's but it's not like regular Muslim. It's like there's something ancient about what that is.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Oh, a hundred percent.

• 24:34Joe Rogan?

  Islam's not, doesn't condone that.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  It's Middle East.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:38Joe Rogan?

  It's just this part of the world is fucked.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  It's not much. Dave Chappelle is Muslim.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  Right.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  But yeah, it's that, that area.

• 24:45Joe Rogan?

  How do you, how can you be Muslim and drink though?

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Eh, good question.

• 24:49Joe Rogan?

  Can you be Jew and not throw your pan in the water?

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're just not the best Jew. You also, you gossip. I don't know, you're still Christian.

• 24:56Joe Rogan?

  Bro, the best was Borat song, Throw the Jew Down the Well.

• 25:02Joe Rogan?

  So my country can't be free.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  And that bar and people like, bro.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  It's a catchy song.

• 25:09Joe Rogan?

  Bro. Throw the Jew down the well.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Bro, that guy.

• 25:14Joe Rogan?

  You must grab him by his horns. Oh my god.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  The Running of the Jew was such a great opening.

• 25:20Joe Rogan?

  He came back and did a, a one like years later. He took a long time off of Borat, let it kinda go away. You know, so a bunch of people don't know what it is. And then he pulled it off again.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Bruno, he did a Bruno one.

• 25:33Speaker 04

  Bruno was the funniest fucking thing, dude.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Is that right? Cause that one bombed, I think.

• 25:37Speaker 04

  They, yeah. Bruno was hilarious.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  It was so funny.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  He'd go and get wrestlers.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Love it.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  I'll watch him on the plane and cry.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  I can't wait.

• 25:47Joe Rogan?

  Guy's so courageous.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:49Joe Rogan?

  The balls it takes to pull that off and make it that funny.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Although Borat too, he's kinda shitting on a lot of poor people and it got weird. I don't know if you saw that one.

• 25:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but you know, you take your swings.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure.

• 26:01Joe Rogan?

  Sometimes you connect. Sometimes you're shitting on poor people.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 26:07Joe Rogan?

  It used to be okay to do that. Like Sam Kinison's best bit was the bit about starving kids in Africa.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a great bit.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Oh my god, it was so funny.

• 26:14Joe Rogan?

  Fucking bit was so good.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Go where there's food.

• 26:17Joe Rogan?

  It's nothing but sand. Hey, come here. That's sand. You don't have to be a hundred years from now. Fucking sand. We got deserts in America too. We just don't live in them assholes.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, George Carlin saw that and was like, "That guy's good." Which gotta be a great feeling.

• 26:33Joe Rogan?

  Because he had that preacher thing, you know, he had that preacher thing that he brought to stand up. And it makes you realize like, God, all these alt guys who get mad at people like putting out effort. Like, you're being silly. It's the, whatever's the best way you can get that idea out. And for Kinnison, imagine him doing his shit deadpan. Like, shut up. Shut the fuck up. It's part of his fucking primal anger.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  Seems like Hedberg being weird. It's like part of delivery.

• 27:01Joe Rogan?

  Yes, same thing.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  And the heroin.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  They asked him, "Kinnison, like, how come you don't, you don't make fun of women, you don't make fun of men?" He goes, "A man has never made me want to drive into a tree."

• 27:13Speaker 02

  He died by a drunk driver?

• 27:15Speaker 01

  By a drunk driver. Isn't that crazy?

• 27:17Joe Rogan?

  Well, I always remember his bits, you know, when I was in high school, one of my friends killed somebody driving drunk.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  Really?

• 27:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah. He wasn't a good friend of mine, but he was a kid I went to high school with.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Ted Kennedy?

• 27:27Joe Rogan?

  I always say hi to him. He's a nice guy. He fucked up. He got really drunk one night and he crashed his car and he killed his friend. And so, Kinnison used to have this joke, where he would be like, he goes, "We're gonna drink and we're gonna drive and we're gonna pull it off." You know why? Because we do it every fucking night. But to me, this was like-

• 27:45Speaker 02

  That ended well.

• 27:46Joe Rogan?

  This was Kinnison when he was doing like an impression of Kinnison. Like, Kinnison is a cautionary tale. Because Kinnison was the best on earth for like three or four years. The best on earth. But the partying and the fame, and it all went away. If you're a, you're a stand-up comedy fan, I implore you, this is what you do. You go listen to Louder Than Hell. It's hard to find because it was so homophobic that Warner Brothers wouldn't sell it for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so homophobic. But please, it's art. Watch that, listen to that, and then watch his HBO special. They're both fucking great. They're both great. It's two amazing hours. Then, watch Have You Seen Me Lately? Then, watch the one he did after that.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  That was tough.

• 28:32Joe Rogan?

  They're so bad. They're so bad. He's like playing rock- Rock music, he's got a bandana on. He's so fat now.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Right.

• 28:39Joe Rogan?

  He's so fat. He's like a ball.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  He believes he's on hype too. He really bought into it.

• 28:44Joe Rogan?

  He was, he was selling that instead of being Sam Kinison.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 28:48Joe Rogan?

  So it's like he got to the dance and then he was selling on Sam Kinison instead of the, the fucking insight.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 28:55Joe Rogan?

  And the comedy. It was just too much partying, too much blow, too much food and drink and.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  He had girls on leashes in the beginning. It was silly.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:03Joe Rogan?

  It all just, it just became so dumb.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Makes you think, does the Middle East love eighties comedy? It's just Eddie Murphy like, these faggots and they're like, yes, yes.

• 29:11Joe Rogan?

  They probably do.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  This is relatable.

• 29:14Joe Rogan?

  Yes, but not if it's boy, right?

• 29:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's like those that, here's the thing about Kinison though. This is what people have to kind of understand. Until Kinison and Dice come along, no one selling out arenas. This is a new thing.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  But did Kinison do arenas?

• 29:31Joe Rogan?

  He did pretty big places because I saw him at Great Woods. Great Woods in Mansfield, Massachusetts. Find out what the capacity for that is.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Never heard of Great Woods.

• 29:39Joe Rogan?

  I used to work there.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  Oh, is that where you were?

• 29:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I was a security guard there.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Ralphie opened, Ralphie opened for him once. He won a contest when he was a kid.

• 29:46Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  When he was just starting, he was seventeen, won a contest for Sam Kinison.

• 29:50Joe Rogan?

  Hold on.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  That's a fact.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Would it be, hold on, hold on, hold on. Would it be better just not even look it up?

• 29:54Joe Rogan?

  Listen, nineteen thousand. Okay, so he played in nineteen thousand. No, no, that's in X Infinity Center. That's different.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Oh. It's expanded.

• 30:03Joe Rogan?

  Oh, okay, so it used to be twelve thousand. So that's where I saw him. So I saw him in a twelve thousand seater.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 30:10Joe Rogan?

  But when I saw him, it was when he was already declining. It was the, or the material was just not, I didn't engage with it at all. Like the first thing I thought was genius. I saw the HBO thing. I was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then when I saw him live, I was like, ooh, this is like, this is missing stuff. It's like missing, it's not funny. It's missing funny. It's like a lot of hype, but like, he was just partying, man.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:33Joe Rogan?

  And you know, he just became bigger than life. And then probably didn't have any friends. Ralphie Mary. Shares the story of Sam Kinison jumpstarting his career.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 30:43Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 30:45Joe Rogan?

  So it is true.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. He said he came in and they were like, they were like, all like, like darted off, like they were doing blow. And they're like, hey, hey, you're that kid? Okay, I'll meet you in a second. Like, close the door. We're doing things.

• 30:56Joe Rogan?

  Thinking about the numbers, like how can Ralphie May, when, what year was Ralphie May seventeen? You know, because I was twenty-one in eighty-eight.

• 31:05Joe Rogan?

  And so how much, when did Ralphie open up for Sam? It has to be around then, because Sam was dead. Yeah.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  In ninety.

• 31:12Joe Rogan?

  Sam was dead in, when was he dead, Jamie?

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Ninety something.

• 31:15Joe Rogan?

  Ninety-one or ninety, I was in New York, so it had to be ninety-two.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Ninety-two.

• 31:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Bam!

• 31:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  That's about.

• 31:24Joe Rogan?

  So he has to be opening up for him somewhere in the nineties.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Seventeen.

• 31:28Joe Rogan?

  I didn't know that Ralphie had done comedy that long.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was good. He's a good comic.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that was, that's way.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  Crushed.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. The stool.

• 31:40Joe Rogan?

  Such a friendly dude, too.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:42Joe Rogan?

  Such a sweetheart.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  Also, he was so fat that he could do the N-word.

• 31:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Southern. He's like, oh.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  You got it worse than me.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  It's like Big Pun.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  That's hilarious.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  Big Pun, everyone's like, he can say it.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Ooh, I'm gonna take that name.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  Big Pun.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  Big Pun.

• 31:58Speaker 04

  Little Pun.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Little Pun. Little Pun.

• 32:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, I think in New York, Puerto Ricans get a pass.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  They do.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  I think Big Pun, for real, paid the way.

• 32:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Wikipedia says he won a contest open for Sam Cass.

• 32:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, wow!

• 32:09Speaker 01

  How could I be right?

• 32:10Joe Rogan?

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• 33:32Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 33:33Speaker 04

  I know this is off topic. Google how much Big Pun weighed when he died.

• 33:37Joe Rogan?

  Oh, no.

• 33:37Speaker 04

  You're never gonna guess how fucking big he was.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 33:40Speaker 01

  How much? Did he bust through it?

• 33:40Speaker 04

  It was hilarious.

• 33:41Joe Rogan?

  Tell me.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  No, just guess.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Oh, I say 420.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I guess you've... Hey, wait, can you show a picture of Big Pun?

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, just a picture.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  I could give you a roundabout.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Can you get a picture?

• 33:52Speaker 04

  Fat Joe and Big Pun together on the red carpet? It's one of the funniest pictures you've ever seen.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  Fat Joe lost weight finally, huh?

• 33:58Speaker 04

  How are these guys cool?

• 34:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he lost a lot of weight.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Damn, Big and Tall Store killed it.

• 34:05Joe Rogan?

  Okay, his knees have to be screaming in agony.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  Which Spider-Man villain does it look like?

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, Kingpin.

• 34:11Speaker 04

  Kingpin.

• 34:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  He's got the Doc Ock glasses.

• 34:15Joe Rogan?

  Also, when you're that heavy, do you really want that much weight around your neck?

• 34:19Speaker 01

  That's nothing at that point. It's an extra quarter percent.

• 34:22Speaker 02

  It's like riding Free Willy at that point.

• 34:24Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Wow, so much fabric.

• 34:27Joe Rogan?

  How much do you think he weighs?

• 34:29Speaker 01

  Five?

• 34:30Speaker 02

  The one on the left? I'd say 580.

• 34:32Joe Rogan?

  600. 600 minimum.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Big ton.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  Check it out.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  698.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 34:40Joe Rogan?

  That looks like a 600 for me.

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  He put one foot on two different scales and they both went over the... over the total.

• 34:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:48Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that's so dangerous.

• 34:49Speaker 04

  And he was like the best.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Was he?

• 34:51Speaker 04

  You ever watch him?

• 34:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Big Pun?

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Old Big Pun is like...

• 34:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, his raps are phenomenal.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Really?

• 34:55Joe Rogan?

  Phenomenal.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:56Joe Rogan?

  He's phenomenal. Yeah, that's actually in a Vinnie Paz song. He says Big Pun was the best.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:02Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  The Italian boxer?

• 35:04Joe Rogan?

  No, Vinnie Paz, the rapper.

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 35:06Joe Rogan?

  You know Vinnie Paz, the rapper?

• 35:07Speaker 02

  I know the boxer.

• 35:08Joe Rogan?

  From Jedi Mind Tricks, bro. Yeah, both of them.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Just play it for a second, dude. It's so good.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Is he still alive?

• 35:18Speaker 04

  Maybe not live. He's probably a little gag.

• 35:20Joe Rogan?

  No, bro, he's fucking phenomenal.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Rap live kinda blows.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Got a little help.

• 35:26Joe Rogan?

  It doesn't. It's just a different thing.

• 35:34Speaker 02

  He's a lot of breath.

• 35:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he's a little out of breath, but it's really good.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  I'd be out of breath. You ever try to sing that song?

• 35:39Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, pull up, uh, Cheese Stakes from Vinnie Paz. You guys have never heard of Vinnie Paz? He's from Philly.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  That was Big Pun eating one.

• 35:47Joe Rogan?

  Do you know him?

• 35:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know of him.

• 35:49Joe Rogan?

  Bro, give me the video for Cheese Stakes.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  I thought he was a boxer.

• 35:52Joe Rogan?

  There was a video, there was a boxer from Rhode Island.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 35:56Joe Rogan?

  But this is, this is a friend of mine.

• 36:01Speaker 04

  Uh, that's why he likes Big Pun.

• 36:02Joe Rogan?

  This guy is good.

• 36:07Joe Rogan?

  This one song will turn you into a Vinnie Paz fan.

• 36:11Speaker 04

  Look how beautiful Philadelphia is.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  It had a moment.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Wait, can you go back a second?

• 36:15Speaker 02

  This is all pre-pandemic.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  This is where I called that guy a fag and he said I was a piece of shit, right?

• 36:23Speaker 04

  Right there, that was the light. I was racing to that light, cause helium's right here. Yeah. I was racing to that light and I saw that guy the whole length of that bridge.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Is that the train station?

• 36:32Speaker 04

  Riding bike down, yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  That's the 30th Street station.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  That's 30th, yeah.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  This is before Trank.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  Looks like Patton Oswalt.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  He does, he does.

• 37:08Joe Rogan?

  Patton Oswalt's very violent cousin.

• 37:15Joe Rogan?

  Good dude, though.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  He does, wow.

• 37:17Joe Rogan?

  He's really good, man.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Patton Oswalt's a very violent cousin.

• 37:20Joe Rogan?

  Bro, he, that guy's got some bangers, man. He's got some bangers.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like him.

• 37:26Joe Rogan?

  There's like, there's a few rappers out there that don't get like the respect they deserve. That dude has some bangers. He's got some great fucking songs.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, was, is he Puerto Rican?

• 37:35Joe Rogan?

  No, he's Italian.

• 37:36Speaker 04

  Italian.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Oh, he's Italian, damn.

• 37:38Joe Rogan?

  I think, almost, Tyler. He might have some other stuff in him, too.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  That looks, that's got South Philly written all over it.

• 37:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Philadelphia, here we go.

• 37:47Joe Rogan?

  Giant boxing historian too.

• 37:52Joe Rogan?

  Controlled opposition.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Dead on.

• 37:54Joe Rogan?

  His comedian Patton Oswalt, that's hilarious.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  He really does. He's like his Tyler Durden.

• 38:00Joe Rogan?

  It's, well, if he wore a fat suit, Vinny would have to wear a fat suit.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 38:06Joe Rogan?

  Which is crazy.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Nailed it. Yeah, a lot of comedians become rappers. That's always a bummer. Tom McCaffrey.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  McCaffrey.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  Joderoso.

• 38:15Joe Rogan?

  Joderoso's rapping?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Is he?

• 38:18Speaker 04

  I shouldn't have done that to him. I shouldn't have done that to him.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  He's got a band, band. Sacko is a rapper.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  See?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Sacko is actually kinda good.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Sacko's kinda good.

• 38:25Joe Rogan?

  Sacko is kinda good.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  There's a couple out there. It's all words. It's lyrics, you know? It's jokes.

• 38:29Joe Rogan?

  That's so funny.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Lil Wayne has some lyrics where you're like, that is super funny.

• 38:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:34Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Danny Brown, Danny Brown's stuff is fun.

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Danny Brown's hilarious.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 38:38Joe Rogan?

  Definitely.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Put you out like Hannibal Buress.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  The Drake, the Drake Kendrick beef had some very funny.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  Drake said to Ken, he's like, is it, when you put your hands on your woman, is it self-defense because she's bigger than you? Very funny. He made fun of being tiny the whole time. Then Kendrick called him a pedophile and kinda, we kinda won.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  What are you doing, man?

• 38:57Speaker 04

  We were having a good time, man.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  A minor. Take it easy. Slow down, boys. Jesus.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  Drake won.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  That escalated. I don't know.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  I stand by it. The best was the, uh, whatever, the original, like, diss rap from what's-his-name that Kanye put him on to? It's like, you, you have a child you do not take care of.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Oh, uh, fuck him, what's-his-name?

• 39:17Speaker 01

  We're gonna out the snakes. Pusha T. God damn, that went hard. Not the best song.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 02

  I don't know it.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  None of these diss tracks you can really rap, like, dance to.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Uh, you could with, well, yeah, you can't. That, that's why Kendrick's was so good.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Cause he made it a good song.

• 39:31Speaker 04

  He made it like a pop.

• 39:32Joe Rogan?

  Well, the number one, the number one was Nas and Jay-Z.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:36Joe Rogan?

  Bro.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  What, which song?

• 39:37Joe Rogan?

  Jay-Z's fucked up. He got the greatest lyricist of all time angry at him. And he wrote a song where he cooked Jay-Z for like five minutes.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  Really?

• 39:48Joe Rogan?

  The one that songs, he cooks him.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  It's like, and then sometimes he's not even rapping, he's just talking. He's like, you're an ugly fuck.

• 39:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, bro. It's so good.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  He is ugly. That's how it starts, is just like the first verse.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Fuck Jay-Z.

• 39:59Speaker 02

  All right, all right, read the lyrics.

• 40:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, why don't you play it?

• 40:01Speaker 04

  What's up?

• 40:01Joe Rogan?

  Why don't we play a bit of it? Fuck it, let's play a bit of it.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  The beginning's hilarious.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Can we, are we gonna lose the rights to YouTube?

• 40:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we'll probably have to.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  What's up, guys? Hey, yo, I know you ain't talking.

• 40:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  Ether.

• 40:13Joe Rogan?

  Give me a liz.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  He went a hardcore Christian.

• 40:17Joe Rogan?

  It starts off with gunshot.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Uh oh.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  I can't keep up with these blacks.

• 41:04Speaker 04

  I can't.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  They're so quick.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Trying to hear it, but it's.

• 41:10Speaker 04

  I gotta listen to rap song like 10 times.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Me too. I'm an old honky.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  I gotta see it written.

• 41:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah?

• 41:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I can't follow along.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  I'd like to see it written.

• 41:18Speaker 04

  A lot of lyrics. I'm just like, I gotta see it on paper.

• 41:20Joe Rogan?

  It's actually what I want to start doing. I was watching.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  You gotta see it on paper?

• 41:24Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 41:25Joe Rogan?

  You're missing half the thing if you see it on paper.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  You miss one line, then you miss another one.

• 41:28Joe Rogan?

  You guys are so white.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  You ever watch, like, black guys hear white music for the first time?

• 41:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love that shit.

• 41:35Speaker 04

  I might do that with you guys.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Let's do it.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Just let you listen to rap and you guys both go, what?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  I'm in.

• 41:39Joe Rogan?

  Have you ever seen the YouTube channel?

• 41:41Speaker 04

  What's he saying?

• 41:42Joe Rogan?

  Have you ever seen the YouTube channel Tribal People?

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Uh oh.

• 41:45Joe Rogan?

  This is a YouTube channel about Tribal People try?

• 41:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:48Joe Rogan?

  And they like try Kentucky Fried Chicken for the first time.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  No way.

• 41:51Joe Rogan?

  Unbelievable.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Hold up.

• 41:52Joe Rogan?

  And they like try all these different foods.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  Sprite. They get Sprite. They're like.

• 41:55Joe Rogan?

  And then I heard it got demonetized.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  It's too racist?

• 41:59Joe Rogan?

  I think they felt like they were taking advantage of those guys.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  Well, we're helping them. We showed them Sprite.

• 42:03Joe Rogan?

  I don't think these guys even know what the fuck YouTube is. Like, these guys are like legit Tribal People. He's got some sort of a connect with them. He like gives them a bag of rice. And then he's making millions of dollars off YouTube. I don't know if that's what's happening.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  He got the rice.

• 42:16Joe Rogan?

  But I would, I would wonder.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 42:18Joe Rogan?

  I would hope they have some sort of a deal with those fellows.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:21Joe Rogan?

  But either way, it's, it's an entertaining.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Beads and blankets.

• 42:24Joe Rogan?

  Channel. It's fun watching people that have never experienced like American culture try a ding dong.

• 42:28Speaker 04

  You ever see, you ever see fat black chicks try Jewish food?

• 42:31Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  What?

• 42:32Speaker 04

  They try like matzah. Like, oh, not bad. Good cracker.

• 42:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, no, I got a good one.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  You wanna, you guys wanna hear my impression of Frank Sinatra giving Tribal People rice?

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  That's rice.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. I like it.

• 42:46Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, it's so corny.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  It's not bad.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Matt Rive.

• 42:49Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Matt Rice, he's the Asian version.

• 42:52Joe Rogan?

  You're doing a Norman before, but you like set it up and everything, it was beautiful.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:56Joe Rogan?

  You like created the environment for a Norman?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  I wanted to hear it, I was on board.

• 43:00Joe Rogan?

  Like you created, you created an environment for it, you didn't just do a Norman. A Norman's like a response, like you made room and then you made your own Norman.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Have you seen Matt Rice? He's the Asian comic doing arenas. He's doing only cloud work.

• 43:13Joe Rogan?

  I heard he got his jaw done.

• 43:16Joe Rogan?

  Thank you. Matt Rice.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  Matt Rice.

• 43:22Speaker 02

  Where you from?

• 43:22Joe Rogan?

  Oh no!

• 43:28Speaker 02

  You can out of neighborhood, you must buy something.

• 43:30Joe Rogan?

  I bet you want something, I did.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  You want water?

• 43:33Speaker 01

  I don't get out.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  Alright, this is living.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  This is not bad.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Boy, you're about to get an influx in Texas with the fires, it's about to get a triple the size over here.

• 43:47Joe Rogan?

  Listen, I bet we can get more comics.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh yeah, somebody lost their home.

• 43:51Joe Rogan?

  I'm starting, I'm looking at new spaces. Looking at new, I'm looking at new things.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Well, Whitney's about to have no home.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  She was thinking about Texas anyway.

• 43:59Joe Rogan?

  She's thinking about Texas anyway, but it was very close to her house.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Her, uh, posts are getting a little unhinged. She's gotta get over here.

• 44:06Joe Rogan?

  First of all, she's already unhinged and then she's in the middle of a war zone. Like you got illegals lighting fires that are causing a hundred and fifty billion dollars worth of damage. If they, if someone dropped a bomb on the Palisades, it wouldn't have done as much damage.

• 44:19Speaker 04

  True.

• 44:20Joe Rogan?

  Except it would have killed more people.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 44:23Joe Rogan?

  But if they evacuated the area because they knew a bomb was gonna hit and they, and the bomb did that, like that's just like a bomb.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:29Joe Rogan?

  And if there's human beings that lit those fires and caused that to happen, which it seems there are. It was literally like they had a bomb. It's just, we don't think about it that way because it's not an actual bomb.

• 44:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's slower.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  Free Palisades.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Free Palisades.

• 44:43Joe Rogan?

  It's not even out.

• 44:45Speaker 04

  That was great.

• 44:46Joe Rogan?

  It's not even a little out.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Is it going strong still?

• 44:48Joe Rogan?

  Going strong.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  Oh, it's still going, baby.

• 44:50Joe Rogan?

  They said the winds are gonna get to 70 miles an hour tonight.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Woo, it's weird seeing rich people get fucked. Cause they always get away with it. Cause they can have a private jet or private security, you can't have a private fire department.

• 45:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, they actually can.

• 45:01Speaker 04

  You can.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Oh, you can. I didn't know that.

• 45:04Joe Rogan?

  Kanye had one that's set up at his house in Calabasas. Yeah, because when I got evacuated in 2018, I know that people in Hidden Hills, which was down the road from me, not too far from where I was living. People in Hidden Hills were, the really rich folks, the celebrities, had private fire departments. So you hire someone to come and protect your home exclusively.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  Die there, go down with the ship.

• 45:29Joe Rogan?

  Crazy.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Pay a homeless guy, say you gotta put the tire out.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Can't leave.

• 45:34Joe Rogan?

  My friend Bud.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  You've got nothing to lose.

• 45:35Joe Rogan?

  My friend Bud has never evacuated. He lives in Bell Canyon. I evacuated three times. He does not evacuate. He stays at his house with a fucking garden hose. And he fights it to the bitter end.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  That's the one thing I would, I would, I can see staying for a hurricane and being like, we're gonna sit here and drink.

• 45:51Joe Rogan?

  Saved his house.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Really?

• 45:52Joe Rogan?

  Saved his house.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  With a garden hose?

• 45:55Joe Rogan?

  Yep, he got a bunch of hoses and he fucking saved his house. He kept the fire from getting, the fire destroyed the entire, like, he lives on the edge of a canyon. The entire canyon was gone. And he saved his house.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Didn't you drive home once where the fire was on one side of the highway and not on the other?

• 46:10Joe Rogan?

  One side of the highway for an hour.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  And you could feel it?

• 46:12Joe Rogan?

  Well, you could see it. It was coming down like snow. Like the ashes were dropping like snow. And I saw a dead guy. Saw a guy who was trying to run across the road and he got hit by a car. Yeah, I always saw like his leg. My friend saw him get hit.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 46:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Yikes. I saw him as I was passing, I saw like his leg. It's one of those weird memories. Where it's like, did I just see that? Like, what did I just see?

• 46:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:37Joe Rogan?

  Like, it took me a while to like-

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Your mind's like, don't let that in.

• 46:39Joe Rogan?

  What did I see?

• 46:40Speaker 04

  I saw a guy get his head smushed.

• 46:42Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 46:43Speaker 04

  He's a tow truck driver, he got out on the, to change it, and a truck hit him. And I was like the first car to drive past, and there was just a guy without a fucking head.

• 46:51Joe Rogan?

  Whoa!

• 46:52Speaker 01

  We saw a guy at the Hyatt, the old, the Andaz, the front pet, like, we saw it just like you look and he was like there in the air.

• 46:58Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god!

• 46:59Speaker 02

  No way! Is there a bounce?

• 47:02Joe Rogan?

  Off the Andaz roof?

• 47:04Speaker 01

  One of the balconies, they used to have balconies facing sunset.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  What is that, Brody? Alright, cut that.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  Oh, you son of a bitch.

• 47:13Joe Rogan?

  Well, that was where the guy during the strike committed suicide.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  That's right!

• 47:16Speaker 01

  From up there, yeah.

• 47:16Speaker 04

  That's right!

• 47:19Speaker 02

  That's right!

• 47:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh no, you son of a bitch!

• 47:25Speaker 02

  You ever seen a rice and men?

• 47:26Joe Rogan?

  That is a crazy story, the story of the strike, when you realize that at one point in time they were getting no money?

• 47:33Speaker 01

  No money for comedy.

• 47:34Joe Rogan?

  No money.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  Leno saved it.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  And then they're like, finally we get fifteen dollars.

• 47:38Joe Rogan?

  Did Leno save it?

• 47:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, he pretended to get hit by a car. And they were like, alright, what are we doing? A guy died, Leno got hit by a car, let's pay these fuckers.

• 47:45Joe Rogan?

  For real?

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:46Joe Rogan?

  I didn't hear that.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 47:48Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Leno, we talked about it last time, but-

• 47:51Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 47:52Speaker 04

  Another comical injury, he said he got hit by a car?

• 47:54Speaker 02

  He's beaten like Rihanna, he's like half blacked up, eye patch.

• 47:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he fell down a hill.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  Getting burned alive?

• 48:01Joe Rogan?

  Got lit on fire.

• 48:01Speaker 01

  Something's up.

• 48:03Joe Rogan?

  He doesn't, he looks unhealthy.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  He's like a woman in the Middle East.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:07Joe Rogan?

  The thing about injuries like that, when you get that old?

• 48:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:10Joe Rogan?

  Like, they take years off your life.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  Bro, if you fall down a fucking hill?

• 48:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. That's a tough, that's a tough fall.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Maybe he's dating Nancy Pelosi's attacker.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  And he doesn't even drink.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  He doesn't drink.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  So, he's just getting beat up all day long.

• 48:24Joe Rogan?

  He also doesn't do squats.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Ah, I guess so.

• 48:26Joe Rogan?

  His ankle's the resiliency of a popsicle stick.

• 48:30Joe Rogan?

  You know, you take a wrong step and that shit's gonna snap off and you're gonna go for a tumble.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Go for a walk instead of a drive.

• 48:36Joe Rogan?

  When you get older, you gotta work out.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  You really do.

• 48:39Joe Rogan?

  You might hate it. Yeah, you hate it. Who cares? Just fucking do it so you don't die. Do it so you don't fall in the tub.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:47Joe Rogan?

  You know, like for real, like you gotta be able to stop yourself from falling.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:51Joe Rogan?

  Like the deceleration, you have to have the ability to do that.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  I haven't fallen in a fucking tub in a while. I feel like I, cause I haven't stayed in a shitty hotel.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  With a tub.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  When you have to stay in those shitty, they're like slick.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  They are slick.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're slick. They're angled.

• 49:04Joe Rogan?

  UFC canceled a fight once because the dude was cutting weight in the bathtub and he blacked out and banged his head.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 49:10Joe Rogan?

  So I finally brought the ingredient, Jay Leno getting hit by a car.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  By Biff.

• 49:13Joe Rogan?

  Did he pretend? Okay.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  He faked it.

• 49:17Joe Rogan?

  The two jumped out of the way, but there was a loud thump and Leno crumpled to the pavement. Mannard freaked out, running inside the club to confess his sin. Leno, for his part, moaning on the ground, dressing, dreasing, uh, kneel next to him.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  He was falling there.

• 49:31Joe Rogan?

  Afraid his pals badly hurt. Jay, can you hear me? Jay Leno opened his eyes and winked.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  Oh, picture move.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 49:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, so he did do that. Good move.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  Hey, guys. I got hit by a car.

• 49:40Joe Rogan?

  They had leverage.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  That guy jumped off the Hyatt.

• 49:43Joe Rogan?

  But isn't that crazy?

• 49:43Speaker 01

  To try to hit the store. Realized a half second out.

• 49:47Joe Rogan?

  I heard that guy sucked.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure.

• 49:50Joe Rogan?

  But that's the problem. When a guy committed suicide and he sucked and he was a comic, like, come on.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  He goes, I'll, I'll perform. You can't have comics like perform, I'll perform for you. You'll be loyal after I'm gone. Emmett, he was like, thanks for your service, but like, we have good lineups now. So no, so he jumps off the Hyatt, in the air goes, oh, I'm gonna hit the store. Didn't even make it to the belt.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  He tried to kill himself on the store.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  Tried to hit the store and then like, that's not how.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  Tried to personally nine eleven the store.

• 50:13Joe Rogan?

  That's a dude who doesn't understand physics. That's a guy who like thinks he can fight.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  What a terrible last name.

• 50:20Joe Rogan?

  Guy who doesn't know how far he can jump.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, or do comedy.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  I can jump forty eight feet.

• 50:24Joe Rogan?

  Or do comedy, right? It's the same mindset, right?

• 50:26Speaker 02

  We all know those guys who bomb. They get off, they're like, hey, good crowd. And you're like, you should be killing yourselves.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 50:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, there's a lot of weirdos like that, man. Psychologically ill people.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  So the guy didn't get booked, so he tried to jump off a building onto the-

• 50:39Joe Rogan?

  But the thing is, the guy was terrible.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Severe depression. Well, yeah, even if he was good, that's no reason to kill yourself.

• 50:45Joe Rogan?

  No, it's not. But he's like, this whole idea, like, oh, he killed himself for the strike. No, no. He was just nuts.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  He was just a crazy-

• 50:52Joe Rogan?

  Just a nutty dude who wasn't good.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  You're blaming it on that thing.

• 50:56Joe Rogan?

  How many guys, when you started, were just like on tilt? Just a little, but they would do real good sometimes. You're like, maybe, maybe he's gonna make it. And you're all kinda in the same boat, having sort of similar sets. But there's a few of those guys like, maybe.

• 51:11Speaker 02

  That's almost worse, cuz it keeps them in long enough as they have to kill every now and then.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  I did well last month.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:17Joe Rogan?

  You know what's real weird? When you get an email from one of them fellers.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 51:21Joe Rogan?

  They wanna open for you.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  I get those.

• 51:22Joe Rogan?

  And you're like, hey, you ain't done comedy for a decade.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  They make it so uncomfortable.

• 51:29Joe Rogan?

  A decade.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  You're like, alright, I'm already bringing like an opener. And like, what about an MC? I'm like, oh shit, then you gotta scramble to find an MC to come. And they go, fine, I'll just do a guest set. You're like, fuck!

• 51:39Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I hate a guest set.

• 51:41Joe Rogan?

  I'll just do a guest set. And bring a camera crew. And do 20 minutes. Like that one guy.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Bring friends into the green room and hang out all night.

• 51:49Joe Rogan?

  Fun time. The invasion of your privacy. Just cuz you're being kind.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  That's the worst.

• 51:55Joe Rogan?

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• 53:52Speaker 01

  Some of them are like such pressure.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  They push.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Such emotional, but like we are still friendly.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  Right.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  They prey on that.

• 54:00Joe Rogan?

  That's why you have to have like a level of separation, like an Adam Eget in your life.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that helps.

• 54:06Joe Rogan?

  Adam Eget's a level of separation.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  Joe Rogan go, "Adam won't let me have you on my show, I'm sorry." Adam makes rules. But it's Joe Rogan and friends.

• 54:13Joe Rogan?

  The only way it works is Adam, you know, that's what he wanted to get the job.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  He's fucking miserable. Every time I see him, he's like pulling his hair out, he's crying.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Oh, that's just because he's a Joe Rogan.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Oh, maybe that's it.

• 54:27Joe Rogan?

  I don't know, I throw the pot in the water. Gaza, what kind of prayer do I have to make over the sink?

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Adam has been happy since he stopped eating donuts.

• 54:36Joe Rogan?

  Adam's fine.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Adam was the best Fadham.

• 54:38Joe Rogan?

  No, he was dying. He was like dying at one point in time.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Fadham Eget.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Fadham Eget.

• 54:43Joe Rogan?

  He's bleeding for some reason. I didn't know why.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  What?

• 54:46Joe Rogan?

  Listen, he needed to clean his diet.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Bleeding. Called a period.

• 54:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I was having a period.

• 54:50Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 54:51Joe Rogan?

  He's becoming a woman.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  I think he had a butt period a lot.

• 54:53Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, butt period.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Is that a hemorrhoid?

• 54:55Speaker 04

  No, I think he was having like internal butt periods.

• 54:57Joe Rogan?

  Oh, really?

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:59Joe Rogan?

  It wasn't good. He's better now.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  He's better, yeah.

• 55:02Joe Rogan?

  You know, he's a worry war- he's a worry guy, you know, worries about shit. Oh, I don't know.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  And he's passing it on to his dog. You ever meet his dog?

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Shaking.

• 55:09Joe Rogan?

  That's what happens.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  We take a drive to the woods just to go, and the drive, he's like slobbering, he can't take this hell. As soon as he's out, he's like, oh, nice woods.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  The meanest thing I do, but I'm always like, dude, your dog sucks. It's the meanest thing you could say to somebody. They're like, no, I love him.

• 55:26Joe Rogan?

  If a dog's never driven and then you drive it, like, you have to drive them when they're little.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  He did. Couldn't take it.

• 55:33Joe Rogan?

  How old was it when he got it?

• 55:35Speaker 04

  Puppy. No, remember he would bring it, he brought it to like Vulcan and shit and it would, it would come into the room and like hide under the table, you bet?

• 55:43Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  That's when it started. I was like, stop bringing this fucking dog around.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  It's a rescue dog.

• 55:47Joe Rogan?

  Is it a rescue dog?

• 55:48Speaker 02

  What kind of dog? Pug?

• 55:49Speaker 04

  It's like a Dalmatian.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  It's like a Dalmatian.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Dalmatian?

• 55:52Joe Rogan?

  Cute little dog.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  It's named Dice. It's a good, good dog. It is a good dog. I feel bad making fun of a guy's dog.

• 55:57Joe Rogan?

  His dog's named Dice?

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:58Joe Rogan?

  That's cute.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  And it's a Dalmatian, so it looks like a dice and dice clay.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I'd even catch it.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  You've tried that with me too. Your dog, your dog sucks. I'm like, that's retarded.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  That's retarded.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  My dog is one of the best. Yeah, there's no part of it that's like.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  You got a great dog.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Say your dog sucks is very funny though.

• 56:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Your dog's a sweetheart, Ari.

• 56:16Speaker 04

  Kills people.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  That's Dice.

• 56:18Joe Rogan?

  No, don't say that.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  That's Dice. Yes.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  And you can't say it about a kid, but you can say it about their dog.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 01

  You can get away with it.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Your kid sucks. I go, yeah, whatever.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  You can say it about a kid.

• 56:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. You can say it to a kid.

• 56:29Joe Rogan?

  You can say it to some guys. Some guys have just had enough with their sons, like enough. Fuck enough. He's 26 years old. Get out of my fucking house. You can tell that guy's kid sucks.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Like, your kid sucks. He goes, right?

• 56:43Speaker 01

  What have you noticed?

• 56:44Joe Rogan?

  That's the weird thing about today, like, there's a lot of twenty-six-year-old dudes living with their parents.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got that right.

• 56:49Speaker 01

  When did you guys leave?

• 56:50Joe Rogan?

  That's nuts.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  Uh, twenty-three.

• 56:54Joe Rogan?

  I was twenty.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Eighteen.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Eighteen, out of the house. Not talking about college.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Gone.

• 57:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, twenty, I was out of the house. And they wanted me out of the house when I was eighteen.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  I went back after college for a year.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, that's...

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Oh, no, that's hard.

• 57:07Speaker 04

  No, it was a good year.

• 57:08Speaker 02

  Really?

• 57:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was nice.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Just drinking with Phil every day?

• 57:11Speaker 04

  No, I was just reading and jacking off in the basement. It was great.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  In the quiet room?

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:16Joe Rogan?

  My parents were like, you gotta get some kind of a real job.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  And you didn't?

• 57:21Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  You figured out a way to disobey them?

• 57:24Joe Rogan?

  Well, but back then, I get it, I get it. I know. I was fighting, that's all I was doing. So, I was fighting right out of high school. So, like, I just didn't, I didn't want to go, he's a fucking bartender.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 57:36Joe Rogan?

  He's Tom Cruise.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Well played.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Having a cocktail.

• 57:39Joe Rogan?

  So, I understand why they wanted me out of the house. Like, you're living in unrealistic life.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Hell, that...

• 57:44Joe Rogan?

  Fucking hell, right?

• 57:45Speaker 01

  That was great.

• 57:46Speaker 04

  That was really good, actually.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  That was low-key great.

• 57:48Joe Rogan?

  Is that like the least impressive skill of all time, like someone makes a drink by spitting bottles in the air and...

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Also, whoever wants it, if you see them doing it, like, just make the drink.

• 57:59Joe Rogan?

  I just want a drink. Yeah, I don't need a witty bartender.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Right.

• 58:03Joe Rogan?

  You know, if you're really that funny, you should go do stand-up.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  The rude bartenders are the...

• 58:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's the worst.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I hate that shit. What do you want?

• 58:10Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, we don't have that. And then they walk away.

• 58:12Joe Rogan?

  What the fuck was that?

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, right. Especially, like, if you're a good tipper. You're like, come on, man, don't make me not tip you. I want to tip you well. I want, I want you to have a good experience here. I don't want this to be bad for any of us.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  Standoff as bartender.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  A buck for a beer, though.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  Sassy, fat, white woman.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Can we get rid of that? Do you open a beer cap? A buck?

• 58:29Speaker 01

  A buck is the max. A buck is too much.

• 58:31Speaker 02

  I know, but like, if he's whipping me up a Mai Tai...

• 58:34Joe Rogan?

  You can't think...

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Look how happy he is with himself.

• 58:36Joe Rogan?

  Shut up, bro. You can't think that anything you're doing in a bar is like paying for things in a store.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 58:45Joe Rogan?

  You can't think of it that way. You're paying for this experience of being in public and this dude, this is his job. It's not supposed to be reasonably priced.

• 58:53Speaker 01

  I'm okay with $1. When it starts to be like a $12 beer and it's like, no, you don't get $2 for this.

• 58:58Joe Rogan?

  I leave $100. Really?

• 59:00Speaker 02

  What?

• 59:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I get a beer, I leave $100.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 59:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I'm not kidding. I don't care. It's given money. Are you gonna notice it or is he gonna notice it? Are you gonna notice if you have $100? You're not gonna notice. $100 from anyone in this room, it's like, it doesn't exist. But $100 to a dude.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  $100?

• 59:18Joe Rogan?

  $100 you don't know exists. You might know $1,000 exists. You might know $10,000 exists. But if you look at your bank account, it's 100 this way or 100 that way, it makes zero difference.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's for one time. We're in bars every night.

• 59:30Joe Rogan?

  How often are you doing that?

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Good point.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, we go to a lot of bars.

• 59:34Joe Rogan?

  Spend a little money.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'd spend eight grand by the end of the night.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Buying the drinks.

• 59:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, good. Perfect. Did you guys get after it last night?

• 59:42Speaker 02

  A little bit.

• 59:42Speaker 01

  I did. Me and DeRosa and Metta going out.

• 59:44Joe Rogan?

  You had your show at the mothership last night.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, 5 o'clock show, killer.

• 59:48Joe Rogan?

  A friend of mine, oh, you know Lucas, the guy who made our suits. He went to your show last night.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Oh, I love that guy.

• 59:52Joe Rogan?

  Isn't David August?

• 59:53Speaker 02

  He's a beast.

• 59:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he's the best. He's the best.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Man, love that guy.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Were they on Kill Tony? Straight suitor, sorry to deflect, sorry. That needs to back up and play again.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  You're a talker, are you? You step on everything like a bad drug dealer.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  The suit was good. Mine, mine was a little small and I said, bro, you got bigger.

• 1:00:22Joe Rogan?

  Hey, was Vegas better when the mob was running it? Yeah, right?

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Oh, everything was. New York was.

• 1:00:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  We got ladies on fire in the train.

• 1:00:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it seems like New York was a little better when the mob was running it than when the Democrats are. I'm just saying, like, the mob would have done something about the fire in the train.

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  There was a street in, in the East Village where, was it the Hells Angels? They had their headquarters.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Yes, they did, on Sixth Street.

• 1:00:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, the safest block in the country. You couldn't do shit.

• 1:00:51Joe Rogan?

  No. Well, that was always the thing about if you lived on Staten Island. Or if you lived out.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Where all the cops live.

• 1:00:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, or if you lived where, you know, fucking when Wes's face was alive, John Gotti was alive, like, his neighborhood was super safe. Nobody's, nobody's breaking into anything over there.

• 1:01:06Speaker 02

  No, and you get a turkey on Thanksgiving. Throwing those butterballs out.

• 1:01:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but at what cost?

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  I like the turkey thing. They all do the turkey thing and act like they're innocent now.

• 1:01:16Joe Rogan?

  That's a good move.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  It's a nice move.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  They go, "Look, I gave the whole neighborhood turkeys."

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  They go, "Oh, all right, well then, yeah, the murders, yeah, well, forget about them."

• 1:01:24Joe Rogan?

  How many turkeys? Like, so they could see you live in a neighborhood of a hundred thousand people and you give out free turkeys? How many turkeys you think you're really giving out?

• 1:01:32Speaker 02

  Probably, it's a photo op, so probably like fifty.

• 1:01:34Speaker 04

  Families, five.

• 1:01:35Joe Rogan?

  How many turkeys do you have to buy? Because if you run out, people are gonna get mad. They're gonna talk shit. "I went to John Gotti's turkey thing and they were out of turkeys by twelve thirty." Twelve thirty! "Where's my fucking turkey, you dago bastard?"

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  All right, you got off the Jews at least. Now you're going with the guineas.

• 1:01:53Joe Rogan?

  "You son of a bitch!"

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  It's all pesky. Think about it.

• 1:01:57Joe Rogan?

  "Where's my fucking turkey?"

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  The people relying on those? Just being like, "Crime's been up this year, but I'll tell you what." You might get a free fucking turkey out of this whole thing.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  We're gonna eat good here at Thanksgiving.

• 1:02:08Joe Rogan?

  The protection racket.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how they get you.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  We'll protect you.

• 1:02:12Joe Rogan?

  We'll protect you. That's what the United States government's doing, so the entire citizens of the United States.

• 1:02:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, homeowner tax.

• 1:02:17Joe Rogan?

  It's protection. "We got you. You gotta be careful about China."

• 1:02:23Joe Rogan?

  "China wants to steal your data." "We gotta get rid of the TikTok. The TikTok is stealing your data."

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Does China wanna fight us? Why are we trying to fight China?

• 1:02:34Joe Rogan?

  Cause we're stealing China's data and they're throwing drones over New Jersey. It's a war! It's a war, China!

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  Why are we at war with them? I don't...

• 1:02:42Joe Rogan?

  We're not.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  They're communists.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  It's just a deflection.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought they were.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  No, they're not communists anymore.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Allegedly, but they seem politically communists.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  They appoint their own government.

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  It's about that money right now.

• 1:02:53Joe Rogan?

  It's about that money, too. It's a weird sort of a merger, which makes it very difficult to battle with because you have a dictatorship that's connected to a thriving economy.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  Tell me this, TikTok, they're like, they're stealing your data. But isn't also all the American companies?

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  Oh, shut... I'm listening.

• 1:03:10Joe Rogan?

  What are you, some kinda communist? Ari! Whose team are you on?

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  You know what team I'm on?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the Hebs, IDF.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  I'm on Team Green.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  You know what they need is Xi Jinping to visit LA. They'd clean it up in a day.

• 1:03:28Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that funny?

• 1:03:29Speaker 01

  They could get, they would get it done.

• 1:03:31Joe Rogan?

  They did it for one, China, when they came to San Francisco.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:35Joe Rogan?

  Crazy.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:03:37Joe Rogan?

  Did you see Gavin Newsom's latest speech where he was talking about...

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  We're gonna get to the bottom of this?

• 1:03:42Joe Rogan?

  No, about doing something with the land. Have you seen that, Jamie?

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Gavin Newsom.

• 1:03:46Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, have you seen it?

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Did you see Danny Polish's deep fake of his speech?

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Danny Polish does deep fakes on... They're very funny. Just making him say dumb shit.

• 1:03:55Speaker 04

  He tricks me a lot.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  He goes, "We put fire art, art, art, tartant on..."

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, that Newsom's a lot of hot water.

• 1:04:05Joe Rogan?

  See if you can find this video, because what's really weird is he does like a little dance with his shoulders when he talks about it. Watch this. This is so crazy.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  Great hair, though.

• 1:04:12Joe Rogan?

  Listen to this.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Beautiful.

• 1:04:14Speaker 06

  ...with a myriad of issues. I'm, I'm, I was just talking to Josh Green, the governor of, uh, uh, down in, in Hawaii. He had some ideas around some land use concerns he has around speculators coming in.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Shimmy chick.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  I do that when I pee.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  So, we're already working with our legal teams to, uh, to move those things forward and we'll be presenting those in a matter of days, not just weeks.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Legal teams.

• 1:04:36Joe Rogan?

  What is that? Man, but look at this. Like, the thing in Hawaii has been a fucking disaster for the people that lost their houses. No one's rebuilt. No one's rebuilt, right? So he's talking about that and talking to the governor who's obviously mishandled that.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  It's also like, what's the real answer? It's like, it's fucked.

• 1:04:54Joe Rogan?

  But hey, what is... No, no, no. What is this?

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:04:57Joe Rogan?

  What is this?

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  It's a fun thing he picked up.

• 1:04:58Joe Rogan?

  What is getting excited about it? Yeah, we're talking about some speculation, some land?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  It's like a lady thing.

• 1:05:04Joe Rogan?

  See what we're gonna do with that land?

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  He's dating somebody new.

• 1:05:06Joe Rogan?

  No, he can't hide his excitement for the possibilities that they might acquire some of that land. What does that land become now? How many of these people are gonna be able to rebuild? What happens with the coastal commission? What happens with all the insurance companies that decided to cancel their fire insurance?

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Joe Rogan?

  So what happens with all... This is not as simple as anybody thinks any fire would be. Like, you get your insurance money and you rebuild. You don't rebuild somewhere that's bigger than Manhattan. They lost what's larger than Manhattan.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  And also, insurance is not gonna pay.

• 1:05:39Joe Rogan?

  They're...

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  As little as possible. It's gonna take forever.

• 1:05:41Joe Rogan?

  How are they gonna have the money? How are they gonna have $150 billion?

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  State farm.

• 1:05:47Joe Rogan?

  But that's the amount of money that it requires. So was the government gonna do it? Is the Biden administration gonna step up?

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  Save the insurance companies?

• 1:05:55Joe Rogan?

  They spent $175 billion on Ukraine. How much are they gonna spend on the Palisades? And if they did it for the Palisades, the Hollywood Hills is gonna be like, what the fuck, dude? What about us?

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:06:05Joe Rogan?

  What about us? What about all these other fires? What about North Carolina?

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:06:09Joe Rogan?

  North Carolina, people are waiting in line for hours for propane because they don't have gas. They're trying to stay alive because their fucking heaters need gas.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  No propane, no gain.

• 1:06:19Joe Rogan?

  Hmm.

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  But yeah, you're right. Hey, Katrina. I went there. I was in Katrina. I was in New Orleans. It was the same shit.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, weren't they saving the rich people?

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but this is crazy.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  This is way worse.

• 1:06:30Joe Rogan?

  If they bail out the Palisades, that's crazy. If you don't bail out Maui and it's a year later and you decide you're gonna bail out the Palisades? So they're kinda stuck. Cause all it would have taken is $5 billion. And they accidentally paid an extra $6 billion to Ukraine. They're like, don't worry, just a mistake. It was an accidental $6 billion.

• 1:06:48Speaker 01

  $5 billion what? To help Maui?

• 1:06:50Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Rebuild entirely. So for $5 billion, everyone could have got their home back and everything could have been settled.

• 1:06:58Joe Rogan?

  And no, nothing's been done. But yet we keep sending money to these other countries.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Well, how come these countries throw us a buck every now and then?

• 1:07:05Joe Rogan?

  But here's the thing.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Paying their bills for the last seventy-eight years.

• 1:07:08Joe Rogan?

  Here's the thing, even if you're supporting the idea of sending money to Ukraine, I'm not arguing against that. I'm saying they accidentally sent six billion there and no one cared. And they didn't send five billion to Maui.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:07:23Joe Rogan?

  And they could have.

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  Also, just get it back. Like, it's not actually, you're not shipping a big thing of money. Just like, you're wiring.

• 1:07:29Joe Rogan?

  I didn't say do it.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Oh, really? It's like, make cash?

• 1:07:31Joe Rogan?

  Just bucked. Just boats filled with...

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Prepaid Visa cards?

• 1:07:34Joe Rogan?

  Buckets of money.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, we should do it. We should buy...

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  Blockbuster cards?

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  We should buy Greenland. That's a nice idea.

• 1:07:40Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:07:40Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that what Trump's trying to do?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  There's a lot of resources over there.

• 1:07:43Joe Rogan?

  What's he gonna... Well, if global warming hits, we got a sweet spot.

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 1:07:46Joe Rogan?

  If global warming really takes off, get some Greenland going.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  You know how many people live there? Fifty-six K. We can kill them in an hour.

• 1:07:54Joe Rogan?

  There's only fifty-six thousand people there?

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  The whole island.

• 1:07:57Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Give it a go.

• 1:07:59Joe Rogan?

  What are they like?

• 1:08:00Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  That's hanging out weird.

• 1:08:02Joe Rogan?

  Let's hang out one of those guys drunk.

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  Their houses are weird.

• 1:08:04Joe Rogan?

  What do you think they're like?

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  They're like shacks. Colorful shacks.

• 1:08:09Joe Rogan?

  They probably smell like old hot dogs.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  The reindeer they've been fucking.

• 1:08:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, what have they been eating? What kind of, like, fermented shark meat?

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  Gotta be inbreeding there.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Oh, easy.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  Gotta be inbreeding.

• 1:08:20Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's a cute little town, actually.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, nice colorful shacks.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  That is adorable.

• 1:08:23Joe Rogan?

  Where's the bar? Show me the bar. Cause there's gotta be a bar.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Oh, they all hit their wise.

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  That's gotta be a good bar.

• 1:08:29Joe Rogan?

  Or a really bad bar.

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  Some real fishermen drunks.

• 1:08:33Joe Rogan?

  I mean, how many times does everybody date everybody else's ex in that town?

• 1:08:38Speaker 01

  Everybody. You just gotta get over it.

• 1:08:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you gotta get over it.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  You just gotta move on.

• 1:08:41Joe Rogan?

  It's like high school. You just gotta get over it.

• 1:08:43Speaker 02

  That's not very good.

• 1:08:44Joe Rogan?

  She's dating him now. Yeah, what do they do for electricity? I fucking... What do they do?

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Is it Norway that they have a dating app that won't let you fuck your sister? Or is it Iceland?

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, to know if you're, how close the distance you are.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  True.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  They tried, they tried giving that to the Middle East and they were, the Middle East was like, no, we like it.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  The app's called, it's all relative.

• 1:09:03Joe Rogan?

  That was a conversation that Gavin Mcginnis and I had on the podcast at one point in time. He was talking to me about the numbers of people that are inbred. I think it was-

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  In the Middle East?

• 1:09:12Joe Rogan?

  Was it Palestine or Pakistan?

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  Palestine's one of them. It's like forty percent.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Fudge Palestine.

• 1:09:18Joe Rogan?

  Definitely. No.

• 1:09:20Speaker 02

  What do you mean no? You guys do some breeds.

• 1:09:22Joe Rogan?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  You breed in Brooklyn, I'll tell you that.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  Not cousin.

• 1:09:24Joe Rogan?

  Do they in Brooklyn?

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  Inbreeding, oh yeah.

• 1:09:26Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  It's bad, it's like Jews are-

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  I looked it up. In Israel, look up the numbers. You can look it up.

• 1:09:31Joe Rogan?

  Let's take a look at Brooklyn.

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Syria's huge. Syria's huge, Palestine's huge, Afghanistan's huge.

• 1:09:37Joe Rogan?

  Boy, you're deflecting away from this. Israel, Israel just magically is not one of them?

• 1:09:41Speaker 01

  It's not magically, they're all, they're all Europeans that live there.

• 1:09:44Joe Rogan?

  Inbreeding rates in Israel vary by population group, but the highest rates in, how is it, say that? Arab Bedouin population. You guys are close to the Bedouins. But that's the Arab. You're not far off. Right.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Israeli Arab.

• 1:09:56Joe Rogan?

  Israeli Arab, okay, so Jewish population is only 2.3%.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Palestinians like forty.

• 1:10:01Joe Rogan?

  Look at that, Israeli Arab population is 25.9%.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  Not close, eh?

• 1:10:06Joe Rogan?

  But that's a crazy number, but look at the Bedouin population, it's 44%.

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:10:11Joe Rogan?

  Wait, what's, what's, uh, 25.9? Bro, hold up, look at that, 44%. Which is high and has resulted in a high prevalence of genetic disorders and infant mortality. Don't you love, don't you love AI? This is what I love about AI, it has to tell you sometimes.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:27Joe Rogan?

  It tells you, before they catch it, when you ask it questions like this on a giant podcast, before they catch it, like it gets out there.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  AI goes, yeah, fuck it.

• 1:10:36Joe Rogan?

  And AI just tells you.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  And we're like, okay.

• 1:10:38Joe Rogan?

  And then everybody's like, oh my god, like what, what did they say? We didn't say shit, we read something off the fucking AI. That's what we did, we're talking about real data.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 1:10:50Joe Rogan?

  But that's the thing, it's like, people that live in liberal areas like Silver Lake and the fucking, in the East Village, they don't realize that there's parts of the world that are really, really, really fucked up right now. Really fucked up, and you can't make this place like that place. Cause you won't survive with your blue hair. You won't survive with your fucking nose post that makes you interesting. That fucking stupid bull ring you have in your nose. You're not gonna survive.

• 1:11:18Speaker 01

  That's what these other people that kicked out of their neighborhoods.

• 1:11:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you're not gonna survive with your they/them pronouns. They're throwing you off a roof. You're gonna be thrown off a roof.

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  It's so, it's like the rich kid who's like, fuck you mom, but you got it made, kid.

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  I'm going downstairs.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, the migrant kid's like, I love you dad, don't leave.

• 1:11:35Joe Rogan?

  I think we need to take an opposite approach in this country. Instead of like letting all the fucked up people in, what we need to do is like spread the good. Like buy all the other countries, like slowly. Like Greenland, start with Greenland, then we buy Mexico. Guatemala's probably for sale.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  Find all their doctors, bring them in.

• 1:11:55Joe Rogan?

  You know, he wants to take over the Panama Canal, fantastic, let's buy Panama. That way you don't have to worry about taking over the Panama Canal. We'll get Elon involved.

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  I don't mind the canal, that was, come on man.

• 1:12:07Joe Rogan?

  Make a new coin, we could sell it on Hocktuva coin.

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  They built it, but we, we made them build it.

• 1:12:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Did you see the other idea about the Gulf of Mexico? You know, you can't drill in the Gulf of Mexico, there's a law.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 1:12:19Joe Rogan?

  But here's the thing, change the name to the Gulf of America, now you can drill.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Same loss. Is that why he wants to do it?

• 1:12:24Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  I thought, I heard he wants to change it and I was like, this is an eighth grade level.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  Gulf of America.

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  It's a fifth grader's idea of like, that should be Gulf of America.

• 1:12:32Joe Rogan?

  And then now you can drill.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  And Canada's a new state, apparently.

• 1:12:37Joe Rogan?

  It's fucking genius. Trudeau resigned.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:40Joe Rogan?

  I mean, it's fucking, what he's doing is kind of crazy. He's not even in office yet.

• 1:12:44Speaker 01

  And he's like, fuck it, I'm getting out of here, I don't want this fight.

• 1:12:46Joe Rogan?

  But he's not even in office yet and the kind, the whole world is like shifting.

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  All the, all the social media companies will do it all.

• 1:12:52Joe Rogan?

  Look at what, look at Facebook. Look at Zuckerberg.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  He's like a MMA fighter now.

• 1:12:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  But they were just doing what the other people wanted. Whoever's In charge like sure sure sure.

• 1:13:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, they're away. Yeah.

• 1:13:01Speaker 01

  And now, okay, sure, we'll do it your way.

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  It's a little shifty.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  Make money, we don't care.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  But you're like, are you gonna flip back if something flips back? Like, who are you?

• 1:13:07Speaker 01

  We're gonna keep stealing data. They're gonna flip back.

• 1:13:09Joe Rogan?

  Well, I don't, I think, I think most people found out about it because of the Twitter files. And then the outrage was so high, they were worried about losing in the next election. And I think they've realized that probably lost them this election. So when things like that happen, you can, you can, like, there was a point in time when, during the Obama administration, where they were talking about us going to war with Syria. Do you remember that?

• 1:13:30Speaker 01

  Oh, ten times.

• 1:13:32Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:13:32Speaker 01

  We kept saying no. We said, we gotta overthrow Assad. And they go, well, America said no. And then they go, actually, we gotta help Assad because of these other people. And America's like, no, we've just done with these.

• 1:13:40Joe Rogan?

  He made, there was a press conference, and the press conference was so rejected. It was so wildly rejected in the public that the, the Pentagon shifted course. And they decided not to attack Syria. It was like, a big, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a big thing in the news.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  We had eight wars going on. They're like, the country was like, we're not doing this one.

• 1:13:57Joe Rogan?

  And obviously, I have a cursory understanding of the entire conflict. I have a very, very small understanding of the conflict. But the reality is like, if things get too rejected, if too many people are like, fuck this.

• 1:14:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:09Joe Rogan?

  Well, I think that's probably what happened with all this Twitter shit. When they got those Twitter files and they found out the FBI was suppressing real information. And then they found out that, you know, when Zuckerberg was on here and he was talking about the, the laptop, and they were telling him it's Russian disinformation, and they were telling him to, they told him to remove that meme. You know that meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at a television screen?

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 1:14:34Joe Rogan?

  In ten years, like, did you take the COVID vaccine? If so, you may be eligible for a class action lawsuit. And it's like, it's like Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  Smoking a cigarette from Once Upon a Time.

• 1:14:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a classic meme.

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  Take that one down.

• 1:14:48Joe Rogan?

  They asked him to take out a meme.

• 1:14:49Speaker 01

  Clearly not real.

• 1:14:50Joe Rogan?

  Do you know the meme? Do you have it, Jamie? Because I have it on my phone.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Great meme.

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  By the way, how about, uh, Trump and Obama having a full-on hangfest?

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  Obama, yeah.

• 1:14:58Speaker 02

  What did I say?

• 1:14:59Joe Rogan?

  How wild was that?

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you're right. Obama. The black guy.

• 1:15:01Joe Rogan?

  How wild was that to watch, though?

• 1:15:03Speaker 01

  It is a little disappointing, though, because both those guys benefit so much on every American on both those sides hating each other.

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  And then you see them together and they're like, haha, we get along.

• 1:15:12Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know what it's like.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:15:13Speaker 04

  And then Trump at the old parties are like, they're all just friends. They eat at the same dining hall.

• 1:15:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're all pieces of shit.

• 1:15:20Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know what it's like? It's like when guys fight and then the fight's over and they talk so much shit about each other before the fight, then they hug.

• 1:15:25Speaker 02

  Right, then they hug it out. They're all emotional.

• 1:15:28Joe Rogan?

  That's what it's like. It's like, come on.

• 1:15:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, except they're not fighting. They're talking about.

• 1:15:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we're professional here.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  This is like, the other guy's like, this is Hitler and I need to have a revolution to fight him.

• 1:15:37Speaker 01

  And then, hi, how you been?

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  And then you get done and you go, hey, where are you?

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  It's so fake.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  Quitting the ass on Kamala.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  He was saying that neo-Nazis and white nationalists were very fine people. Remember that?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. He's like, I had to say it. I get it, I get it. You had to say it?

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:54Joe Rogan?

  They just sit down and they work it out.

• 1:15:55Speaker 04

  But meanwhile, the rest of us, my, you know, your neighbor has a fucking science is real flag.

• 1:16:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  Love is love, you know?

• 1:16:03Joe Rogan?

  Black lives matter.

• 1:16:03Speaker 04

  Because these guys, that's what they're putting out there.

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's causing division.

• 1:16:07Speaker 04

  And you have a, yeah.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  Joy division.

• 1:16:08Joe Rogan?

  Well, it just makes you realize this is the reason why cults exist, because it's really easy to shift someone's opinion about things. It's really easy. Most people are really weak.

• 1:16:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. And they're also all looking at the fringes of each side. So like the shit they're complaining about, like 90% of the people on that side doesn't, they're like, yeah, we agree with you.

• 1:16:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, 90%. Yeah, it's nuts. It's just weird that it works so well.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  It really does work and people make it their whole personality, their whole identity, and then if you push back, they hate you.

• 1:16:35Speaker 01

  He's Hitler and I'll sit next to him at Carter's funeral.

• 1:16:37Joe Rogan?

  And laugh. And we'll joke around together. Meanwhile, Biden's asleep. You see him fall asleep? Fell asleep.

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 1:16:43Joe Rogan?

  Fully fell asleep.

• 1:16:44Speaker 04

  There was a picture of like three or four of them snoozing.

• 1:16:46Joe Rogan?

  But my favorite part was when Kamala Harris shows up and she fucking stink eyes both of them.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:52Joe Rogan?

  She stink eyes Trump and Obama and then sits down and doesn't say hi or shake their hands.

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:16:58Joe Rogan?

  And then looks over and sees that Biden or that Obama and Trump are talking to each other and she goes like this. She's like.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:06Joe Rogan?

  Rolls her eyes and she's with her husband and her husband's.

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  That's like when Shane was talking to Chappelle or Louis and people like, fuck, I gotta be nice to you now.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  Bill Clinton was there too.

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• 1:18:47Speaker 06

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• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  He was checking out Kamala. He's like, hey, nice rump in that pantsuit. You are half-black.

• 1:18:59Joe Rogan?

  I'm gonna go out with a bang. Look at her face. Look how angry she is, dude. Look how angry she is. It's unbelievable. And it's like, look at Obama and Trump, just no one looks at each other.

• 1:19:12Speaker 01

  You sit next to him.

• 1:19:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's what she said. She guided him. He has to sit wherever the fuck she tells him to.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  He's the white Chris Brown.

• 1:19:20Joe Rogan?

  And look, they're looking at each other. Trump is like, maybe we'll shake hands.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  Look at Trump. He's just holding it.

• 1:19:25Joe Rogan?

  Bush's wife, I want to be on what she's on right now. Look at Bush's wife. She's so happy. Right now, she's seen elves and angels.

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  She's got the handmade tail outfit on, uh, Melania.

• 1:19:37Joe Rogan?

  Melania. Melania's like, "I can't fucking believe I have to be first lady once again."

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  Man, Jimmy Carter, that fucking fentanyl, it'll get ya.

• 1:19:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, at a hundred. He made it to a hundred, though.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:19:49Speaker 01

  Kamala knows she's on camera, so she's just gotta act more pissy.

• 1:19:52Joe Rogan?

  But look at them just two talking to each other.

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  Look at the honker on that guy in the back, Jesus.

• 1:19:56Joe Rogan?

  She's gotta be able to hear them.

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  That's a beak.

• 1:19:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 04

  That's a lobbyist.

• 1:20:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, what if Trump is just like, "Look at her up there."

• 1:20:02Speaker 04

  You can tell by his beak.

• 1:20:03Joe Rogan?

  It's all just smart cocaine.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  Borderline.

• 1:20:06Speaker 04

  Semitic, my man.

• 1:20:08Joe Rogan?

  And meanwhile, he's right near Pence.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  Pence is still bald, dude.

• 1:20:11Joe Rogan?

  Hillary don't like it. I think he shook hands with Pence.

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:20:15Joe Rogan?

  Which is why.

• 1:20:16Speaker 01

  Who did, Trump?

• 1:20:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Pence like literally called him Hitler.

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 1:20:21Joe Rogan?

  Almost.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  That was his vice president, too.

• 1:20:22Joe Rogan?

  Like, what did Pence say? What it was like the worst thing Pence said about, but Pence definitely said he shouldn't be president.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:28Joe Rogan?

  And then he won again, and Pence said, "Oh, fuck."

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, now you gotta shut up.

• 1:20:32Joe Rogan?

  Oh. You gotta shut the fuck up and you gotta shake his hand.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 1:20:35Speaker 01

  You lost, deal with it.

• 1:20:36Speaker 04

  I saw Pence announce, I was watching the news live when Pence announced his presidency, it was great.

• 1:20:40Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  It's like on Hannity, he was a guest on Sean Hannity.

• 1:20:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Speaker 04

  They did it like, he was about to announce and they're like, "We gotta take a commercial break." Then he comes on, he's like, "I'm gonna run for president," there's like 12 people on bleachers like.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  Like, bro, you got, you lost.

• 1:20:56Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  Right now, you just lost.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  I can't, I'm still on Pence.

• 1:20:59Joe Rogan?

  Did you ever see the conversation he had with Tucker? When Tucker was talking about the problems that America has and he said, "That's not my concern." Did you ever see that?

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  It was, I've seen it and I feel for Pence on this one, that was, it seemed like a misstep.

• 1:21:11Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it was?

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  He just said the wrong, he phrased it wrong.

• 1:21:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  But it's the worst thing you could possibly say.

• 1:21:17Joe Rogan?

  That's not what I was about to say. This is what he did, he reacted to an attack, so the attack was on him. And so his reaction, cause he's a guy who likes to be in power, "That's not my concern." Like, his reaction is to shut you down.

• 1:21:28Speaker 04

  The American people.

• 1:21:29Joe Rogan?

  So he said, "It's not my concern, that's not my concern." Like, he's trying to shut him down, but he's doing it in a stupid way.

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:35Joe Rogan?

  He's trying to like exert his authority, "I was the vice president, let me tell you how it works."

• 1:21:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:40Joe Rogan?

  "That's not my concern, my concern is..."

• 1:21:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, these guys.

• 1:21:44Joe Rogan?

  "Shit!" After he said it, he probably was like, "Shit!"

• 1:21:47Speaker 02

  He's too religious, that guy.

• 1:21:48Speaker 01

  Pence.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  Pence, yeah, he was obsessed with, uh, no abortion and, uh, you know.

• 1:21:53Speaker 04

  He got made fun of for not.

• 1:21:54Speaker 02

  Can't go anywhere without my wife.

• 1:21:55Speaker 04

  I do, I don't mind that, that's a nice.

• 1:21:56Speaker 01

  What, gay conversion?

• 1:21:57Speaker 04

  He was like, "I'm not going to dinner with a lady unless my wife's there." And everyone was like, "What are you, sexist?" It's like, "No, that's a..."

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't want to.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  Somewhat valid.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  I'm looking at an elevator with one.

• 1:22:06Joe Rogan?

  Especially in his business.

• 1:22:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:22:08Joe Rogan?

  I mean, his business, they're, they're sneaking whores in all the time, just to ruin your life.

• 1:22:13Speaker 01

  A doctor, a doctor needs a female nurse in there with him.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  So like.

• 1:22:16Joe Rogan?

  They're sneaking in people to try to, like, they have Chinese ladies who are banging these dudes and they try out to be fire.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  How quickly?

• 1:22:24Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they turn out to be spies.

• 1:22:26Speaker 01

  How would you not, you get a nine and a half on an elevator with you and all of a sudden she's just on her knees and you're like, oh fuck.

• 1:22:31Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  We're doing it.

• 1:22:33Joe Rogan?

  You don't send in a nine and a half because they don't believe him.

• 1:22:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:22:36Joe Rogan?

  You send in a six with cocaine.

• 1:22:38Speaker 01

  Cute setup, yeah.

• 1:22:39Joe Rogan?

  A six who's got some cocaine.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:22:42Joe Rogan?

  And some pouty lips and let's party.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  Immediately.

• 1:22:45Joe Rogan?

  Let's fucking party. I think they're all freaks and I think it's, it's just slow to be revealed because they're all like guilty of it.

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:22:53Joe Rogan?

  Like, when you hear a guy like Clinton get busted or JFK, like, this is not a normal, I mean, this is like, this is like, it's probably prevalent in the entire group of people. And when you talk to people that are like congressmen, you talk to people that are honest, they're like, look, there's a lot of freaks. There's a lot of people that are partying.

• 1:23:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Joe Rogan?

  They're doing wild shit, you know?

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Chinese whore, I didn't know what the spy thing was.

• 1:23:14Joe Rogan?

  They were doing showbiz type shit, but they were presidential candidates.

• 1:23:17Speaker 01

  Especially if you get that big, like, I never got the chance to do this.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, then I was at law school.

• 1:23:22Speaker 02

  Finally a Bohemian bro.

• 1:23:24Speaker 01

  Dork my whole life.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, Gorbachev with a fucking stain, probably couldn't wait to get some clam.

• 1:23:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:31Joe Rogan?

  There's a dude in a dress and he weighs a hundred pounds and you're just gonna get him to suck your dick.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:23:36Joe Rogan?

  You don't know that that.

• 1:23:37Speaker 01

  Fire it up.

• 1:23:38Joe Rogan?

  That fucking mirror on the wall is a two-way one.

• 1:23:40Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:23:41Joe Rogan?

  There's a camera on the other side of, yeah.

• 1:23:43Speaker 01

  I mean, that's why I'm with drugs.

• 1:23:45Speaker 02

  Six guys laughing, watching. Oh, yeah, that's true.

• 1:23:47Speaker 01

  We got him, look at that shriveled up thing.

• 1:23:50Speaker 02

  The oral office.

• 1:23:50Joe Rogan?

  And it's all at Diddy's mansion, it got burnt to the ground.

• 1:23:54Speaker 02

  That's true. The baby oil goes up.

• 1:23:56Speaker 04

  The baby oil, yeah.

• 1:23:57Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:58Speaker 02

  It's so accelerant.

• 1:23:59Speaker 04

  Started the fires in California.

• 1:24:01Joe Rogan?

  Probably, it's probably not baby lube. It's probably lube, and I bet lube burns forever.

• 1:24:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:07Joe Rogan?

  I bet lube is like lava.

• 1:24:08Speaker 02

  Grease fire.

• 1:24:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it just burns forever. Just, it's probably some sort of synthetic shit.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  When are we gonna get the real dirt? All I got is a hallway beat up on video. But I need, you know, Bieber's crying, J Lo's nervous, Jay-Z's gay.

• 1:24:23Joe Rogan?

  If I had to guess, if I had to guess, this is what I would say. There's a lot, apparently, of famous people involved in this. Which means there's a lot of accusers and there's a lot of money that people won't get if these people go down.

• 1:24:36Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:24:37Joe Rogan?

  So if you're a lawyer, if you're a lawyer and you're, you know, involved in this whole thing, the move would be, like, we could go public with this and this would be the end. That is not our interest.

• 1:24:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:50Joe Rogan?

  Our interest is a settlement. And then, next thing you know.

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  Keep making money off somebody.

• 1:24:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, someone.

• 1:24:56Speaker 04

  Or, yeah.

• 1:24:57Joe Rogan?

  Who's really good at basketball, or, you know, fucking someone who's like, who makes good songs.

• 1:25:02Speaker 01

  It's all maybe, though. Everyone left the parties early, every time.

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  It'll be like Epstein, though. It'll, it'll be the same thing. It'll be like, nobody ever gets in trouble.

• 1:25:09Joe Rogan?

  Did you see that prosecutor, though? The guy who said there's some very famous names and you will be stunned at what you'll see.

• 1:25:16Speaker 04

  What, on Diddy or Epstein?

• 1:25:17Joe Rogan?

  Diddy.

• 1:25:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:18Speaker 01

  My people will not let those names come out.

• 1:25:20Joe Rogan?

  But here's the thing. If the, if the videos exist, you don't think that somehow or another this guy's got it in the prosecutor's office?

• 1:25:26Speaker 04

  Epstein's never did.

• 1:25:27Joe Rogan?

  They, but no one talked about the names and there was a video and it was gonna come out. It was like, they kept quiet about all of it. They never released the names, they never said there was video. No one confirmed anything, it was all just rumors.

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  They just waited till we stopped asking, and then they're like, it went away.

• 1:25:43Joe Rogan?

  And Ghislaine Maxwell just went to jail for what?

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  Recruiting.

• 1:25:47Joe Rogan?

  For what?

• 1:25:48Speaker 01

  But recruit-

• 1:25:49Joe Rogan?

  For who? For what? For who?

• 1:25:50Speaker 01

  Who was there?

• 1:25:51Joe Rogan?

  But what'd you do? What happened?

• 1:25:53Speaker 02

  Picked out fifteen year olds from high school.

• 1:25:55Joe Rogan?

  And where'd they go?

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  I think they killed them.

• 1:25:57Speaker 04

  To the draft.

• 1:25:57Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, no. To who? Like, if you're gonna put someone in jail- You're gonna put someone in jail if you're selling pussy. So, let's say you're selling cocaine. You sold cocaine, who'd you sell it to? I sold it to this guy. Okay, well, now that guy's in trouble. That's how it usually goes.

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  And you find that guy, who else?

• 1:26:14Joe Rogan?

  If you sell underage prostitutes, you're going to jail for selling underage prostitutes. To who? Who'd you sell them to? Well, that guy gets in trouble too. Automatically.

• 1:26:22Speaker 04

  That's why you kill Epstein.

• 1:26:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, if Ghislaine's still alive. You blame it all on him.

• 1:26:27Joe Rogan?

  How good must she be at keeping secrets?

• 1:26:30Speaker 02

  She's pretty good.

• 1:26:31Speaker 01

  I'm surprised, I'm surprised, we're all surprised they didn't kill her, right?

• 1:26:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:35Speaker 04

  They, like, barely arrested her. Wasn't she, like, not in jail for a while?

• 1:26:37Joe Rogan?

  She was in a cabin in New Hampshire. They found her in a cabin.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:42Joe Rogan?

  She was like an episode of a fucking CBS drama. She was hiding in a cabin in the woods, like, she's on prison break.

• 1:26:48Speaker 02

  Is she still there?

• 1:26:49Joe Rogan?

  No, no, she's in jail.

• 1:26:50Speaker 02

  Oh, she is in jail?

• 1:26:51Joe Rogan?

  But she's in a jail where you get to do yoga, you finger yourself, you watch TV. Yeah, it's like, it's like a fruity jail, like a-

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:26:58Joe Rogan?

  Like an easy jail.

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  I wish she'd start a podcast. How great would that be?

• 1:27:01Speaker 01

  That'd be great.

• 1:27:02Speaker 02

  I would listen.

• 1:27:03Speaker 01

  Tales of the Island.

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:04Speaker 01

  Giselle Maxwell, or whatever.

• 1:27:06Speaker 02

  Put that on Gas Digital.

• 1:27:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. How have they not killed her?

• 1:27:10Speaker 01

  How have they not?

• 1:27:11Speaker 02

  She's in prison until July seventeenth, twenty thirty-seven.

• 1:27:15Joe Rogan?

  Oh. Well, that's when they're gonna kill her.

• 1:27:16Speaker 02

  Low-security federal prison in Tallahassee.

• 1:27:19Joe Rogan?

  Low security.

• 1:27:21Speaker 02

  Tallahassee, that's nice.

• 1:27:23Speaker 01

  It's not bad.

• 1:27:23Joe Rogan?

  Elon's gonna drop a rocket ship down in the middle of the prison yard and escape with her.

• 1:27:29Speaker 02

  He's gonna beam her out?

• 1:27:31Joe Rogan?

  The guards won't be able to do shit.

• 1:27:34Speaker 02

  She's pretty hot.

• 1:27:34Joe Rogan?

  Put a force field around her rocket.

• 1:27:36Speaker 02

  Pull up her nudes, she's ridiculous.

• 1:27:38Speaker 01

  About as good as, like, Demi Moore.

• 1:27:39Joe Rogan?

  You guys are disgusting.

• 1:27:40Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  Demi Moore, I don't know if she's that hot.

• 1:27:42Speaker 01

  She kept it together. Late, how old is she?

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Well, Demi Moore's on all kinds of crema chrome and, uh-

• 1:27:48Joe Rogan?

  Crema chrome?

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  Whatever it is.

• 1:27:50Speaker 01

  Harvesting, do you guys get questions about Hollywood parties now? I have to tell people, like, I wasn't even, I don't even know-

• 1:27:56Speaker 02

  What are you kidding? No way.

• 1:27:57Speaker 01

  Who was not invited to those.

• 1:27:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 1:27:59Speaker 01

  There's levels of Hollywood. It's not all of us in.

• 1:28:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's Matt Rife and those guys.

• 1:28:04Speaker 01

  He ain't invited.

• 1:28:05Speaker 02

  He's not even invited?

• 1:28:05Speaker 01

  No, it's high, high levels.

• 1:28:08Joe Rogan?

  I got roped into going one to one night with Chappelle.

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  Okay, let's hear it.

• 1:28:12Joe Rogan?

  Well, it was in, we were at the Comedy Store and Dave was like, "Come on, Joe, I gotta go to this party."

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  How you gonna say no?

• 1:28:18Joe Rogan?

  And I was like, "All right, let's go." So we, we drove my Porsche up into the Hollywood Hills. It was like I was seen in a movie, like, two comedians like having fun, leaving the Comedy Store, driving up to the movie, and we're going to Naomi Campbell's house.

• 1:28:30Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:28:31Joe Rogan?

  Or some guy's house who was having Naomi Campbell's party. And we're on an elevator, like this little outdoor elevator with Demi Moore and some other lady. And it's an outdoor elevator, like you're sitting in like a car, like a cart, and it's like taking you up the side of the hill. And as we're going up the side of the hill, we look at this, they, they had a party house. So they, they had a regular house and a party house.

• 1:28:51Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:28:51Joe Rogan?

  And the party house was so high up the hill that there was like a 50 foot gigantic photo of a naked Naomi Campbell.

• 1:28:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:29:00Joe Rogan?

  Like one of her modeling poses.

• 1:29:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:02Joe Rogan?

  And then you go up there and it's like fucking Lenny Kravitz and all these famous people, like just famous everywhere.

• 1:29:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:10Joe Rogan?

  It was weird. It was so, and at one point in time, Naomi Campbell, she had a book of all her modeling stuff, and there was so many photographers there. At one point, she just starts posing, and they're all just like snapping pictures. So you're at her party, and all these cameras are going off and she's posing.

• 1:29:23Speaker 01

  You're just watching it all?

• 1:29:24Joe Rogan?

  Bizarre. And then me and Dave are hanging out and Dave goes, "Man, I never want to be that famous." And I go, "Dave," I go, "I got news for you." "You're the most famous person here." He goes, "No." I go, "Yes. Yeah, you're the most famous guy here."

• 1:29:38Speaker 02

  And the most talented.

• 1:29:39Joe Rogan?

  And we were just, we were both laughing. Lenny Kravitz is pretty talented, too.

• 1:29:42Speaker 02

  Ah, he had one hit.

• 1:29:43Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's got some good, he's got some bangers.

• 1:29:45Speaker 02

  Dave can do a, do a monologue right there on the floor.

• 1:29:48Joe Rogan?

  Mama Says, he's got Fly Away, he's got, he's got some bangers.

• 1:29:51Speaker 02

  That's a nursery rhyme. Also, American Woman was a cover.

• 1:29:55Joe Rogan?

  I know, but he's got bangers. He's good.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  I mean, he's good and he's hot. He's a fucking hunk.

• 1:29:59Joe Rogan?

  Chappelle is more talented, but you know, no need to be disparaging about Mr. Kravitz.

• 1:30:03Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm just saying, it's just funny, these comedians show up and they can do a, they can do a couple hours, they got albums, they can do a riffing sesh, you know, crowd work.

• 1:30:11Joe Rogan?

  Well, she can pose.

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  What does she got?

• 1:30:13Speaker 01

  She can pose.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  She can pose.

• 1:30:14Speaker 01

  She can be pouty. She can be pouty on command. It takes you a while.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:30:17Joe Rogan?

  We didn't stay long. Then we left and went back to the store. And then we're like, "Wow, that was so weird." He goes, "It was a Eyes Wide Shut party."

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  I talked to you after that. We talked, I think it was that one.

• 1:30:27Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 1:30:28Speaker 01

  On the phone and I was like, are they all like rotten? And you're like, yeah, they've gone sour.

• 1:30:31Speaker 02

  As a comic, you go to those parties, you feel like a gargoyle. You know, like I'm so ugly compared to these beautiful people.

• 1:30:38Joe Rogan?

  You can't talk to them regular.

• 1:30:39Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:30:40Joe Rogan?

  They won't fuck around.

• 1:30:41Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:30:42Joe Rogan?

  The thing is like, if you go and you talk to a bunch of celebrities, the odds are they're gonna be more guarded than even regular liberals. You got regular liberals and then you got celebrity liberals. So like, they have to be careful of every fucking thing they say. If they have a couple of drinks in them and you got your phone out and you start recording them saying something crazy, it could ruin their life. What do you know, like, what do you think about these immigrants? Isn't it fucked up? They're not even paying for our veterans. Oh, that fucking, I fucking, you know, some of them are okay, but most of them are...

• 1:31:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:16Joe Rogan?

  Next thing you know, it's over.

• 1:31:18Speaker 02

  Oh, they're cooking for them and shit too. That's like their chef.

• 1:31:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, right?

• 1:31:22Speaker 01

  So funny seeing a celebrity take to Twitter and you're just like, his agents failed him.

• 1:31:26Joe Rogan?

  Woo, you fucked up.

• 1:31:27Speaker 02

  Well, you get it though.

• 1:31:28Speaker 01

  Or a football player.

• 1:31:29Joe Rogan?

  The agent can't watch you 24/7.

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  They wanna keep going to these parties. Like a Kimmel type, you know, he's gotta play ball.

• 1:31:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, those parties suck after a while.

• 1:31:36Speaker 01

  Stink.

• 1:31:37Joe Rogan?

  They suck.

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  You go like two and you go, alright, I get it.

• 1:31:40Speaker 01

  No beer pong, no beer pong ever.

• 1:31:42Joe Rogan?

  No comedians. If you found a comic, if it was Mark Maron at that party, you'd flock to him.

• 1:31:46Speaker 01

  Who's grilling?

• 1:31:47Joe Rogan?

  You're like, Mark, I know I don't like you. Talk to me. You know, it's like one of those places...

• 1:31:52Speaker 04

  Mark, who's a comedian that's doing better than you that you hate, right?

• 1:31:54Joe Rogan?

  All of them.

• 1:31:55Speaker 04

  Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.

• 1:31:57Speaker 02

  Please, go public with it.

• 1:32:01Joe Rogan?

  But you know, like if you're, if you're at the airport and you see a comic, you're like...

• 1:32:04Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 1:32:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, like, come on, let's talk.

• 1:32:06Speaker 02

  That's the best.

• 1:32:06Joe Rogan?

  Even if you don't even like him that much, it's like, you like him way better than these regular idiots.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  I was hanging out with Jake Johansson once, he's emceeing in DC Improv. He's a clean guy and we were talking, we were talking about hookers in Tijuana and he goes, uh, listen, that's not my world at all. I'd rather be here with you guys talking about that than with my wife's dumb friends talking about garbage.

• 1:32:27Speaker 04

  You just ratted that boy out.

• 1:32:29Joe Rogan?

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• 1:34:33Speaker 04

  You got in a fight from years ago. You don't have to worry about his wife, or his wife's dumb friends. His wife.

• 1:34:41Speaker 04

  I've been sitting here waiting for one. I've been waiting.

• 1:34:47Joe Rogan?

  I got news for you, his wife and their dumb friends are never listening to this podcast. There's zero chance they're listening to Protect Our Parks.

• 1:34:54Speaker 02

  Well, clean comics are always the wildest. You see a clean comic at a party, flock to that motherfucker.

• 1:34:59Speaker 04

  Cosby in real life.

• 1:35:00Speaker 02

  He's got some stories.

• 1:35:01Speaker 04

  Cosby's gonna go nuts.

• 1:35:03Speaker 01

  Cosby partied.

• 1:35:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, find Jeff, John Heffron and get him some Adderall.

• 1:35:06Speaker 02

  Oh, man. I mean, you ever got drunk with Regan? It's wild. I'm not gonna say anything, but it's wild. Regan's an animal.

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  He just gets drunk. He's not like...

• 1:35:15Speaker 02

  Well, he's a fun guy to talk to.

• 1:35:17Joe Rogan?

  He's having fun to talk to is what he's saying.

• 1:35:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's not killing people.

• 1:35:20Speaker 04

  No, I know, but I'm saying it started with Cosby.

• 1:35:22Joe Rogan?

  Not start fires.

• 1:35:23Speaker 02

  Oh, no, you're right, you're right.

• 1:35:26Speaker 01

  He one-upped everybody.

• 1:35:27Speaker 02

  Well put, well put. Regan's not, he's way worse than Cosby.

• 1:35:31Joe Rogan?

  He's a sweetheart of a guy, too.

• 1:35:32Speaker 04

  He came to, uh, my show in Philly in October, and then he came to the bar with us after.

• 1:35:38Speaker 01

  That's so cool.

• 1:35:39Joe Rogan?

  I love it. Super, super, super nice guy.

• 1:35:40Speaker 01

  He's the man. Me and DeVito were having a sober month, and then he was gonna come in Kansas City, he was like, hey, I got an early show, can I come hang out? We wanna drink? And we were both like, we're drinking, right?

• 1:35:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're drinking.

• 1:35:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:35:51Speaker 04

  It's a sick move to go to like the theater, the arena there, and then just find out who's at the local club.

• 1:35:56Speaker 02

  He did it to me.

• 1:35:57Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go drink there. It's awesome.

• 1:35:58Speaker 01

  It's awesome. Keeps the bar open.

• 1:36:00Joe Rogan?

  And if you find a fun dude who's in town, it's great. It makes the experience of being in town so much better.

• 1:36:05Speaker 01

  And the club is like, yeah, we'll stay up for you.

• 1:36:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, come on in, sir. I was bombing at the Charlotte Comedy Zone, bombing. There's 12 people there, I'm headlining, it was horrible. And I heard one cackle in the back, and I was like, well, at least I'm killing with that guy, you know, that whole thing. And I get off and it's Regan, and he's like, let's go drink. And we went out all night.

• 1:36:21Speaker 04

  That'd make you feel so good.

• 1:36:22Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 1:36:23Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious.

• 1:36:24Speaker 02

  That was like 10 years ago.

• 1:36:25Joe Rogan?

  The late night, midnight shows, those were always death.

• 1:36:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:36:28Joe Rogan?

  Those were always death, because people were so hammered by the time they got there, and they're half-full, but then the club's greedy, and they just wanna...

• 1:36:34Speaker 04

  Third show on Saturday.

• 1:36:36Speaker 01

  You're going well into the show.

• 1:36:37Speaker 02

  The third show, you're repeating jokes.

• 1:36:39Joe Rogan?

  You don't remember what the fuck you're talking about.

• 1:36:41Speaker 02

  Did I say that?

• 1:36:42Joe Rogan?

  You have to have like a very set order, if you're gonna do two or more shows.

• 1:36:46Speaker 01

  And there's too many heck... Yeah, I did it this last weekend, I was like, like the last show of the, of the set, it was like, no way have I said this. And then you start, as you're laughing, you're like, are you laughing at me?

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, absolutely.

• 1:36:57Speaker 01

  Will you tell me?

• 1:36:58Speaker 04

  It also, it also looks the exact same, too. Like, from your perspective, it's just a light in your face, and you can't really see anyone.

• 1:37:04Joe Rogan?

  Well, the problem is when you're doing long sets, too. It's like, long sets are like a zone you get into. And when you're in the zone, you're, you're kinda like... You know, you're kinda like riding it, right? You're kinda like riding the show.

• 1:37:16Speaker 01

  Which joke do I feel like right now? None of us have scripts, so it's like, there's no order.

• 1:37:19Joe Rogan?

  You're riding with it. You're fucking around, you're riding with it. And so you forget what, where you are on the ride, cause you're on the ride again.

• 1:37:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:26Joe Rogan?

  Is this the first part of the ride? Have I done that bit yet? Oh my god, my, I'm so out of order.

• 1:37:32Speaker 02

  And it's later in the night, so I've been drinking too. So now you add that to the mix.

• 1:37:37Joe Rogan?

  Now I'm shitfaced.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:38Joe Rogan?

  Like the time, the time we went back to the mothership.

• 1:37:40Speaker 02

  Ah, I was hoping you forgot about that.

• 1:37:44Joe Rogan?

  Oh, how could I ever? You threw up behind the stage and went to sleep.

• 1:37:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:49Joe Rogan?

  You went to sleep, you went to sleep a foot away from your own puke.

• 1:37:53Speaker 01

  The levels you'll allow when you're drunk. It's like, it's fine, it's fine.

• 1:37:57Joe Rogan?

  This is a good spot.

• 1:37:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  I, I went to the club the next day and I was like, sorry, I puked. They're like, yeah, we know, and some guy's holding a mop. I was like, ah, I set up an edible arrangement.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  The edible arrangement was very thoughtful.

• 1:38:07Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:38:08Speaker 01

  It was really nice.

• 1:38:09Speaker 02

  Horrible.

• 1:38:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:10Speaker 02

  Somebody had to clean that shit up.

• 1:38:11Joe Rogan?

  Yep, well, it's a fun place to work.

• 1:38:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a great time.

• 1:38:16Joe Rogan?

  Other than that.

• 1:38:16Speaker 01

  I was talking to a-

• 1:38:17Speaker 02

  I found the nook, I found the puke nook. I feel like if you're gonna puke anywhere, you wanna go in that little weird closet, that little.

• 1:38:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, right where everyone has to stand before they go onstage.

• 1:38:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38:28Joe Rogan?

  She used to smell what happens when it goes wrong. Have you ever had a puke onstage? No. Never?

• 1:38:35Speaker 01

  I had to piss onstage once so bad that I had to like, get Jay to come back up at Bell House. I was like, bye five minutes.

• 1:38:41Joe Rogan?

  I was sick onstage one time and I was doing a show and, uh, it was coming up and I had to swallow. Oh no.

• 1:38:47Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:38:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I was like, oh no, yeah. That's terrible. I swallowed, I got lucky, I pulled out of it and I made it, but I was like, this could be so rough. I might vomit onstage. Cause I was, I knew I really should be at home in bed, but I like, was already out.

• 1:39:01Speaker 02

  What, what, you're listening to your act?

• 1:39:02Joe Rogan?

  I did the second, ah, I did the second. I did the second set and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna puke.

• 1:39:10Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:39:11Joe Rogan?

  This is bad. I was doing.

• 1:39:13Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:39:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:39:15Speaker 02

  And you get all teary.

• 1:39:16Joe Rogan?

  You know that feeling if you're reading in a car? Like if you're in the backseat of a car and you're reading, you're like, oh no, oh no.

• 1:39:23Speaker 04

  The watery mouth. The watery mouth.

• 1:39:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, like where it's coming up and you're like. Cause your body's like, your body's freaking out. It's like, why is this motherfucker moving when we're still?

• 1:39:32Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:39:33Joe Rogan?

  This is crazy. If you don't see the outside and see the line of the road and engage it, that's why people get seasick. Like, why are we moving and we're still? You must be drunk. You must be, you must have food poisoning. Get rid of whatever the fuck's in you, let's get it out now.

• 1:39:47Speaker 02

  We've all had the shitting on stage where you like have a turtle head going, you're really just tightening that rump.

• 1:39:52Speaker 04

  I feel like it goes away though as soon as you get on stage.

• 1:39:54Speaker 02

  You get a little fight or flight, but every now and then you're just like, oh, I had a crazy meal. I had oysters in the green room and you're like.

• 1:40:00Speaker 04

  I had oysters in the green room.

• 1:40:02Joe Rogan?

  When you order oysters in a green room?

• 1:40:04Speaker 02

  I order everything on the menu. It's free food. It pulled up a photo of me doing my Comedy Central, uh.

• 1:40:13Speaker 04

  Stop bragging.

• 1:40:14Speaker 02

  A half hour. A while ago, but I have a crazy, uh, virus and I was shitting myself on stage like gurgling butthole.

• 1:40:21Joe Rogan?

  You were doing the special?

• 1:40:23Speaker 02

  My big taping. It was like the biggest I'd ever done, a half hour special, whatever. I looked so fat, I'm sweaty. I had a H. pylori. You get that from eating ass. Yeah, you consume feces.

• 1:40:33Joe Rogan?

  First of all, congratulations.

• 1:40:35Speaker 02

  Thank you. It was a.

• 1:40:36Joe Rogan?

  What was his name?

• 1:40:38Joe Rogan?

  He said fat. I was like, I gotta get it in quick. It's all about timing.

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  Uh, it was John Pannett.

• 1:40:44Joe Rogan?

  Oh wow, you do.

• 1:40:45Speaker 02

  I'm wearing a ton of makeup, but I'm like bloated.

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  You look like a chubby.

• 1:40:49Speaker 02

  I was, I was the same weight I am now, but just that, I'm so fat and sick and I'm trying to push through. Yeah.

• 1:40:56Joe Rogan?

  So were you sick days before as well?

• 1:40:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they're like, we're not changing it. This is when you gotta do it. Look at the neck, everything. I mean, I look like, uh, Ralphie Bay.

• 1:41:05Joe Rogan?

  You actually look cute. You look like, I wanna pinch your cheeks.

• 1:41:08Speaker 02

  Cherubic.

• 1:41:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, cherubic. That's the word. Like, I wanna pinch your cheeks.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  I don't even know what year ago that is.

• 1:41:13Joe Rogan?

  Hey, have either one of you guys seen a drone? You guys are East Coast guys.

• 1:41:15Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I see them all the time.

• 1:41:17Joe Rogan?

  You seen, you seen them? The ones that everybody's complaining about?

• 1:41:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're all over Jersey.

• 1:41:21Joe Rogan?

  Like, what did you say?

• 1:41:22Speaker 02

  They're like the si- they're huge. They're like as big as a car.

• 1:41:25Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 1:41:25Speaker 02

  And they're black with a ton of lights on them.

• 1:41:27Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  And they just whiz by quick.

• 1:41:29Joe Rogan?

  As big as a car?

• 1:41:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:31Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 1:41:32Speaker 02

  I did the comedy dojo in Morris Plains and they're all over.

• 1:41:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, the Tripoli spot.

• 1:41:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:37Speaker 02

  And Joey Diaz is there all the time.

• 1:41:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's where Joey Diaz has been working out.

• 1:41:40Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:41:41Joe Rogan?

  Joey Diaz is coming back. We're doing a Fight Companion for the Sean Strickland, Drekus Duplessis fight.

• 1:41:48Speaker 01

  When's that?

• 1:41:49Joe Rogan?

  That's in February, February 8th and Joey's gonna be on Fight Companion.

• 1:41:52Speaker 01

  Oh, great.

• 1:41:53Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:41:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Eddie Bravo had to go teach something. He's got something going on. And Brian Cowell's not gonna make it either.

• 1:42:01Speaker 02

  What's he teaching? English?

• 1:42:03Joe Rogan?

  Jiu-Jitsu, motherfucker.

• 1:42:04Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought he was at the community college.

• 1:42:06Joe Rogan?

  He's one of the best jiu-jitsu coaches on earth.

• 1:42:08Speaker 01

  So funny.

• 1:42:09Joe Rogan?

  How dare you? He's got a hundred schools.

• 1:42:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:42:12Joe Rogan?

  Eddie Bravo has a hundred jiu-jitsu schools.

• 1:42:14Speaker 01

  I'm a 10th Planet white belt.

• 1:42:16Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 1:42:17Joe Rogan?

  Eddie Bravo, Eddie Bravo, yeah. He's been running 10th Planet since 2003.

• 1:42:23Speaker 01

  How many?

• 1:42:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:25Speaker 01

  What color?

• 1:42:26Joe Rogan?

  Twenty-one fucking years.

• 1:42:27Speaker 01

  You're white?

• 1:42:27Joe Rogan?

  That's white.

• 1:42:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:32Speaker 01

  It seems like a request.

• 1:42:33Speaker 04

  I'm not listening to anything anyone's saying.

• 1:42:35Speaker 02

  He said that one up too.

• 1:42:37Joe Rogan?

  I bought Ari a year's worth of jiu-jitsu for Christmas.

• 1:42:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Went thirty-four times.

• 1:42:41Joe Rogan?

  He got pretty good. He swept me once.

• 1:42:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:42:43Joe Rogan?

  Ari legitimately swept me.

• 1:42:46Speaker 01

  I caught a leg.

• 1:42:47Joe Rogan?

  He caught me slipping. I got a little, little too confident.

• 1:42:50Speaker 01

  Bro, you must have, you must have destroyed him.

• 1:42:52Joe Rogan?

  No, I was happy. I was hap- I did destroy him.

• 1:42:54Speaker 01

  He destroyed me. He was like, "Good job. You're gonna pay for that now, but good job."

• 1:42:57Joe Rogan?

  I didn't do it extra. I never hurt him. I never destroyed you, destroyed you.

• 1:43:01Speaker 01

  No, not like that.

• 1:43:01Joe Rogan?

  I never like really went full blast on you.

• 1:43:03Speaker 01

  Shigeke was the one. There's this like five foot two Japanese guy, brown belt at the time.

• 1:43:07Joe Rogan?

  He was good.

• 1:43:07Speaker 01

  And I made a mistake of getting his back.

• 1:43:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:43:10Speaker 01

  And then I went, and he fought me off and then he tapped me thirty-four times in eighteen minutes.

• 1:43:14Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:43:15Joe Rogan?

  Shigeke was an animal.

• 1:43:16Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:43:17Joe Rogan?

  Good guy.

• 1:43:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:43:19Joe Rogan?

  Super nice guy, but he was an animal.

• 1:43:21Speaker 02

  Shideki?

• 1:43:21Joe Rogan?

  Shigeke. He's one of those guys, like you would never think, he's like five foot three. You would never think. You'd like, no, I'll fuck this guy up.

• 1:43:28Speaker 01

  I'm gonna throw this guy through a wall.

• 1:43:29Joe Rogan?

  Battle for my life with that guy.

• 1:43:31Speaker 01

  He could choke a cold into you.

• 1:43:32Joe Rogan?

  We would battle to the death. To like, it was for my life. Like, he was dangerous.

• 1:43:36Speaker 02

  Chinese?

• 1:43:36Joe Rogan?

  He was dangerian?

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  Japanese.

• 1:43:38Joe Rogan?

  Japanese.

• 1:43:38Speaker 02

  Ah, yes.

• 1:43:39Joe Rogan?

  He'd catch you in arm bars and transition to a leg lock. He'd be fighting off a choke and like, woo. You get out of that roll, like, "Thank you." That was good. That was good. That was good.

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:43:50Joe Rogan?

  There's a few of those guys that he had. Eddie Bravo had some assassins there, but Ari got pretty fucking good.

• 1:43:55Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 1:43:55Joe Rogan?

  He got good where he was tapping people. But when you swept me that one time, I was like, this motherfucker.

• 1:44:00Speaker 01

  I'm wacky. I gotta get fucked before.

• 1:44:02Speaker 02

  And you couldn't take that before.

• 1:44:03Joe Rogan?

  He caught me slipping and he exploded. He exploded with a butterfly sweep and he got a... He snatched an overhook and went right into butterfly sweep. I was going over. I was like, this motherfucker caught me.

• 1:44:14Speaker 01

  And he just makes it. He puts it in your head where you're not even thinking about it. You just go.

• 1:44:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:17Speaker 01

  I got Shane. I got Shane for a second.

• 1:44:19Speaker 04

  No, you didn't.

• 1:44:20Speaker 01

  I tapped you once.

• 1:44:21Speaker 04

  What? When?

• 1:44:21Speaker 01

  Out there.

• 1:44:22Speaker 04

  No chance.

• 1:44:23Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 1:44:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, you don't think Ari would tap you?

• 1:44:24Speaker 01

  I did. Arm triangle.

• 1:44:26Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:44:27Speaker 04

  I got you. I did.

• 1:44:28Joe Rogan?

  We could go to the mats right now.

• 1:44:30Speaker 04

  We had to start. We had to start with him... Yeah, we had to start with you on my back, sitting down.

• 1:44:34Joe Rogan?

  You're 700 pounds.

• 1:44:35Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:44:36Joe Rogan?

  If you guys rolled, Ari would get you.

• 1:44:38Speaker 01

  You did tap.

• 1:44:39Speaker 02

  Big pun.

• 1:44:39Joe Rogan?

  He'll get you.

• 1:44:40Speaker 01

  I got you twice with an arm triangle.

• 1:44:42Joe Rogan?

  You'd eventually get tired and he would catch you in something. You wouldn't know what it was.

• 1:44:44Speaker 04

  He was more tired than I was when we were doing it.

• 1:44:46Joe Rogan?

  Well, he's definitely out of shape. But if he just lies there and takes his time.

• 1:44:50Speaker 01

  Wait, you're saying I did not tap you twice with an arm triangle?

• 1:44:53Speaker 04

  With an arm triangle?

• 1:44:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:54Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 1:44:55Joe Rogan?

  Remember this position? Remember going like this?

• 1:44:57Speaker 04

  Is that when we started with my arm like that?

• 1:45:00Speaker 01

  First and second time.

• 1:45:01Speaker 04

  You were hammered. Hold on. We had every single time we had to start with him on my back. You made us start with him literally arms around me on my back.

• 1:45:09Joe Rogan?

  I made him start with, uh, this is a over-under from the back. That's what it was. Over, like, like an Eddie Bravo tournament. The Eddie Bravo Invitational, when it goes into overtime, you have two positions you can start from. You can start from the back or you can start from spider web.

• 1:45:22Speaker 01

  It's an even position?

• 1:45:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. No.

• 1:45:23Speaker 04

  It's even?

• 1:45:24Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:45:25Speaker 04

  Shut up, Joe. Joe, shut the fuck up. I think I turned around and started punching you for real.

• 1:45:30Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 1:45:31Speaker 04

  And then everyone was like, stop.

• 1:45:33Speaker 01

  You're like Louis. You're like changing Jiu-Jitsu to MMA because you want to.

• 1:45:37Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, I don't know what the fuck we're doing.

• 1:45:38Speaker 01

  You'll be rolling with Louis. We'll start punching him in the side.

• 1:45:40Joe Rogan?

  If when Ari was training, he would've got you.

• 1:45:43Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm not allowed to punch?

• 1:45:44Joe Rogan?

  He would've fucked you up. No, you're not allowed to punch.

• 1:45:46Speaker 04

  Oh, well, I don't know any of the moves.

• 1:45:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:45:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that's.

• 1:45:49Speaker 02

  Well, there you go.

• 1:45:50Speaker 04

  I could lay on him and hold his arms down.

• 1:45:52Speaker 01

  And you did.

• 1:45:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:54Joe Rogan?

  For a little while.

• 1:45:54Speaker 01

  You got me more than I got you.

• 1:45:55Speaker 04

  No, he will stop before I stop on that.

• 1:45:57Speaker 01

  I'll gas.

• 1:45:58Joe Rogan?

  Interesting.

• 1:45:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:59Speaker 01

  One of my early tournaments that Eddie.

• 1:46:00Joe Rogan?

  We like you guys to be fully drunk.

• 1:46:02Speaker 01

  We did this.

• 1:46:03Speaker 04

  We did it.

• 1:46:03Joe Rogan?

  I know, I know, but we should film it.

• 1:46:04Speaker 04

  And I was killing him.

• 1:46:05Joe Rogan?

  But we should start from like a neutral position. Slap hands.

• 1:46:08Speaker 01

  No, just, just for, just for fun.

• 1:46:10Speaker 04

  I'll kill him on that.

• 1:46:12Speaker 01

  What are we talking? Why are you guys saying this to me?

• 1:46:14Joe Rogan?

  You got you riled up.

• 1:46:15Speaker 04

  I'll fucking kill you.

• 1:46:16Joe Rogan?

  You get you riled up.

• 1:46:17Speaker 01

  You tapped me twice.

• 1:46:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:46:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:46:19Speaker 01

  And then I tried the third time.

• 1:46:20Speaker 04

  What do you mean that's true? You fucking moron.

• 1:46:22Joe Rogan?

  That's twice.

• 1:46:22Speaker 04

  I tried that twice.

• 1:46:24Speaker 01

  And then I tried the third time, you already knew it.

• 1:46:26Joe Rogan?

  Had you ever done jujitsu at all? But, but for that one day? Nothing?

• 1:46:29Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:46:30Joe Rogan?

  No fucking around with your friends, rolling around, trying to choke each other?

• 1:46:32Speaker 02

  You did football.

• 1:46:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's very different.

• 1:46:36Speaker 01

  Hold on a second, why are you guys pretending that something happened?

• 1:46:38Speaker 02

  He got you, he did two taps.

• 1:46:39Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, that's it.

• 1:46:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was there.

• 1:46:42Joe Rogan?

  The tapping. No, no, no.

• 1:46:43Speaker 02

  It's tapping.

• 1:46:44Joe Rogan?

  Nothing, no one, it's not a real tap. It's a, it's a tap from an advantageous position. It's like, it's not the same thing.

• 1:46:50Speaker 01

  It literally started with his arm around my neck.

• 1:46:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:46:53Speaker 01

  I was just on top of you like this.

• 1:46:54Joe Rogan?

  He transitioned to that, he transitioned to that very quickly.

• 1:46:57Speaker 01

  I knew you weren't looking for it.

• 1:46:58Joe Rogan?

  He didn't know what was up. It was unfortunate.

• 1:47:00Speaker 01

  It was my one move I could do okay. Stay off.

• 1:47:03Speaker 04

  All right, whatever.

• 1:47:04Joe Rogan?

  He's cracking up another butt like.

• 1:47:05Speaker 01

  Let's see what happens. We could do this, as soon as we're done, I'll fuck you up. It doesn't change the fact that it happened.

• 1:47:12Speaker 02

  Let's do it on Kill Tony. You guys go at it.

• 1:47:14Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 1:47:15Speaker 02

  That could be fun.

• 1:47:16Joe Rogan?

  This is intense. This is intense.

• 1:47:17Speaker 01

  We can do it. Bro, I want.

• 1:47:20Speaker 02

  Oh, that was slow and telegraphed.

• 1:47:23Joe Rogan?

  You ever think about getting back to it, Ari?

• 1:47:25Speaker 01

  I think about it, but I break easy.

• 1:47:28Speaker 02

  Your people gas chamber.

• 1:47:29Joe Rogan?

  Get yourself in a little bit of shape before you do it.

• 1:47:31Speaker 01

  Just gotta get in a treadmill. That's a bigger thing.

• 1:47:33Joe Rogan?

  Well, start doing.

• 1:47:34Speaker 01

  Just gotta walk to my car once in a while.

• 1:47:36Joe Rogan?

  Well, you got in really good shape when we were doing Sober October. You got in ve- you got ripped. You got six back.

• 1:47:40Speaker 01

  Gotta have a reason.

• 1:47:41Speaker 04

  You are lean now.

• 1:47:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:47:43Joe Rogan?

  Ari had to have a, a competitive reason.

• 1:47:45Speaker 01

  I liked when you were gaining weight. I liked. Fat Ari.

• 1:47:46Speaker 02

  Fat Ari was bad.

• 1:47:48Speaker 04

  Joey Ari was nice.

• 1:47:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:51Joe Rogan?

  Ari did it with, with Will too. No Ozempic.

• 1:47:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:47:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:47:56Joe Rogan?

  There's a cheat code now. A lot of people are thin.

• 1:47:58Speaker 01

  Let him have it.

• 1:47:59Speaker 02

  Long line of Holocaust survivors.

• 1:48:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:48:02Joe Rogan?

  Talking about men.

• 1:48:03Speaker 02

  Legitimately.

• 1:48:04Joe Rogan?

  His fucking dad. His dad's a legit Holocaust survivor.

• 1:48:08Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 1:48:08Speaker 01

  He put those jeans into me, yeah.

• 1:48:10Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:48:10Joe Rogan?

  Is your dad gonna do the podcast?

• 1:48:12Speaker 01

  He could. We'll talk about it later.

• 1:48:13Joe Rogan?

  We talked about it.

• 1:48:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We kinda went away with Covid and stuff.

• 1:48:15Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:16Speaker 02

  Would you approve of that? Is that gonna be embarrassing?

• 1:48:18Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 1:48:25Joe Rogan?

  No! It's never gonna end.

• 1:48:27Speaker 04

  Third Reich.

• 1:48:29Joe Rogan?

  Oh no.

• 1:48:31Speaker 04

  I'm stuck.

• 1:48:31Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, I'm out of breath.

• 1:48:33Speaker 04

  Mentally, I'm stuck on this.

• 1:48:34Joe Rogan?

  This is awesome.

• 1:48:36Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 1:48:36Joe Rogan?

  I'm just now, I'm like, how far can he go?

• 1:48:38Speaker 01

  He can never stop. I think he'll surprise us.

• 1:48:42Speaker 04

  I mean, the Third Reich was crazy.

• 1:48:43Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 1:48:44Joe Rogan?

  That's Reich is great. Reich's that's Reich.

• 1:48:48Speaker 02

  Reich's peak, great coffee.

• 1:48:49Joe Rogan?

  That's right.

• 1:48:50Speaker 02

  Six million beans.

• 1:48:52Speaker 04

  I was watching, I don't know, have I, Jamie, have I played before these Scottish guys with Tourette's on here?

• 1:48:57Speaker 01

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:48:58Speaker 04

  It's like my favorite fucking.

• 1:48:59Speaker 02

  Roll it up!

• 1:49:00Speaker 04

  He's watching it. This is just a fun thing.

• 1:49:02Speaker 01

  You ever see Purple Fergie alarm?

• 1:49:03Speaker 04

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 1:49:04Joe Rogan?

  I like people with mental diseases and speaking in a different tongue.

• 1:49:06Speaker 04

  I was watching it, first off, Scottish is the funniest possible accent.

• 1:49:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:49:11Joe Rogan?

  A great accent.

• 1:49:12Speaker 04

  There's a documentary, I think it was National Geographic, a long time ago, and I watched it when it came out. Y'all, these guys rule. Hold on, this isn't, this isn't it.

• 1:49:21Speaker 02

  They all dress like you.

• 1:49:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know. I went over there, I was like, these are my people.

• 1:49:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:49:25Speaker 04

  I am Scottish and Irish, obviously. Hold on, we'll find one.

• 1:49:29Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 1:49:30Speaker 04

  No, different, different one. This is, these are the guys, though.

• 1:49:33Speaker 02

  You're Irish, though, right?

• 1:49:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49:35Joe Rogan?

  Are they gonna yell out? Is that what happens?

• 1:49:37Speaker 04

  They, there's three dudes, hold on, Jamie, find the one with three dudes link up and go on a trip.

• 1:49:43Joe Rogan?

  Is this like a long documentary and there's like a section of the documentary?

• 1:49:46Speaker 04

  No, the whole, no, the whole thing's later. It's just a different video.

• 1:49:49Joe Rogan?

  Oh.

• 1:49:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you type in Scottish Tourette's butt.

• 1:49:54Speaker 02

  That's what I did, that's in a documentary.

• 1:49:55Speaker 04

  I know, there's a bunch.

• 1:49:56Joe Rogan?

  Find a link on your phone and send it to them.

• 1:49:58Speaker 04

  Jamie, let me see it. I mean, obviously the highlights.

• 1:50:02Speaker 02

  I swear I can't help it.

• 1:50:03Speaker 04

  Hold on, go to YouTube.

• 1:50:06Joe Rogan?

  Go to that one, four minutes, I swear I can't help it?

• 1:50:08Speaker 04

  Funny, no, hold on.

• 1:50:09Joe Rogan?

  Funny highlights?

• 1:50:10Speaker 04

  Well, those are also hilarious.

• 1:50:11Joe Rogan?

  Okay, let me hear this.

• 1:50:12Speaker 04

  Not the one we're looking for.

• 1:50:13Joe Rogan?

  Here's something. Let me hear something with it.

• 1:50:25Speaker 00

  Work is a ten minute walk away from his home.

• 1:50:31Speaker 02

  It's never nice shit they yell.

• 1:50:37Speaker 04

  There's one part though, because the whole point of it is these three guys link up that have it severely. Right. And they're like, "We're gonna go, we're gonna start a commune," or not a commune, "we're gonna find a place where we can chill out in wilderness." They go to a lake.

• 1:50:49Speaker 01

  Scream at each other.

• 1:50:50Speaker 04

  And all they do is they play a game where they're trying to hit each other in the nuts with a ball.

• 1:50:58Speaker 06

  Having pub quizzes and stuff at the centre, something like playing charades.

• 1:51:02Speaker 01

  Charades.

• 1:51:03Joe Rogan?

  Let me hear a little bit of him talking. I want to hear him figure out.

• 1:51:07Speaker 06

  I'm never ever the person that stands up and has to act out what film it is or whatever, because I can't keep it to myself. I'll stand up and I'll say, "Jaws!" And I'll go, "Right, that's my turn over."

• 1:51:18Speaker 02

  I didn't get a word of that.

• 1:51:19Speaker 04

  He said, "I can't do charades because I'll just go up there and say the answer." Like, "What movies?" And he goes up and goes, "Jaws!"

• 1:51:27Speaker 06

  We're gonna crash!

• 1:51:29Speaker 04

  We're gonna crash!

• 1:51:36Speaker 04

  The border between England and Ireland.

• 1:51:38Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:51:39Speaker 04

  Hold on. Holiday. Type in holiday.

• 1:51:45Speaker 04

  These three fucking rule, dude.

• 1:51:51Speaker 04

  Hold on. Him ticking around the kids is hilarious.

• 1:51:54Joe Rogan?

  That's dangerous. There's no flies there.

• 1:51:57Speaker 01

  This is National Geographic.

• 1:52:04Joe Rogan?

  It's funny that they swear.

• 1:52:06Speaker 04

  Hold on, Jamie, this is the best part of the whole thing. Right here. He taps him on the head. Yeah, watch.

• 1:52:16Speaker 04

  That's so good.

• 1:52:17Joe Rogan?

  That's good stuff.

• 1:52:22Joe Rogan?

  It's probably cool that they get to hang out together though, right? So they don't care.

• 1:52:25Speaker 02

  No, that's a podcast.

• 1:52:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they should have a podcast, right?

• 1:52:30Speaker 02

  That would be hilarious.

• 1:52:31Speaker 04

  Try to hit each other in the nuts with a ball.

• 1:52:33Speaker 01

  No defending?

• 1:52:35Joe Rogan?

  From behind. That's a weird choice.

• 1:52:37Speaker 02

  They don't have phones?

• 1:52:39Speaker 04

  But they're playing like a really serious sad music moment.

• 1:52:44Speaker 04

  Got to what they're doing.

• 1:52:47Speaker 04

  You guys might enjoy these guys. These guys rule.

• 1:52:49Speaker 02

  They killed it.

• 1:52:50Speaker 01

  Couldn't find the right clip.

• 1:52:51Joe Rogan?

  They killed it.

• 1:52:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 1:52:54Speaker 02

  Alright, Ari stepped on it.

• 1:52:56Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 1:52:58Speaker 02

  That's guy.

• 1:53:02Speaker 02

  That's the last one.

• 1:53:04Speaker 04

  Oh man, I can't believe you guys said Ari fucking tapped. That's so crazy.

• 1:53:07Speaker 02

  Twice.

• 1:53:08Speaker 04

  Twice. Norman, I'm certain you don't remember.

• 1:53:10Speaker 02

  I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I didn't hear about this here.

• 1:53:13Joe Rogan?

  I remember you jumped on everybody. You jumped on the whole pile of people. Norman did.

• 1:53:17Speaker 04

  Now, that was when you were killing him.

• 1:53:18Speaker 02

  You were killing him with an arm bar, then I jumped on to try to help, but I think I made it worse.

• 1:53:23Speaker 04

  I held on way too long. Shit, she's gay, fuck you pussy.

• 1:53:27Speaker 02

  Long, I got a photo, that's how long.

• 1:53:29Speaker 04

  Off my shoulder up.

• 1:53:30Joe Rogan?

  Well, you wanted to play football. You were trying.

• 1:53:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was, I thought I, I thought I was doing good with the pushing.

• 1:53:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but the problem with that is like, I want you to push me.

• 1:53:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just pulled me.

• 1:53:41Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I'm like, good. I arm dragged you. I'm like, this is fun.

• 1:53:45Speaker 04

  It was fun. I had a good time.

• 1:53:47Joe Rogan?

  It was pretty ridiculous.

• 1:53:48Speaker 04

  Until I punched Ari, that was.

• 1:53:50Joe Rogan?

  We got all scratched up. Everybody got their knees all scuffed up and their elbows all fucked up.

• 1:53:54Speaker 04

  On a carpet.

• 1:53:55Speaker 01

  Carpet burn.

• 1:53:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, see why we have mats here. We were too drunk to get to the mats.

• 1:53:59Speaker 04

  Twenty-five beers and then, oh sorry, in the lobby.

• 1:54:02Joe Rogan?

  We were too drunk to make it to the mats.

• 1:54:04Speaker 02

  The best point, the best part though is you guys are going at it like crazy and Carl is just like.

• 1:54:10Joe Rogan?

  That's literally like pretending to drive a car when there's a car right next to you.

• 1:54:13Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:54:14Joe Rogan?

  We were like, nah, we can't make it into the mats. The mats is like twenty steps away.

• 1:54:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:18Joe Rogan?

  That's too far.

• 1:54:19Speaker 02

  It's like when you fuck a girl in the bathroom. The bed's right there, but you couldn't hold it.

• 1:54:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but that's fun. Something exciting. Like, let's see what the sink can do.

• 1:54:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:27Joe Rogan?

  Sink can hold you up. But if it doesn't, that's a real problem, right?

• 1:54:31Speaker 04

  The sink can't.

• 1:54:32Speaker 02

  I've had a few.

• 1:54:33Speaker 04

  That's why I never get up there.

• 1:54:36Speaker 04

  When a girl takes me to the bathroom, I never jump on the sink.

• 1:54:39Joe Rogan?

  I've pissed in the sink at least a thousand times in my life.

• 1:54:42Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 1:54:42Joe Rogan?

  How many times have you pissed in the sink?

• 1:54:43Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 1:54:44Speaker 01

  More often.

• 1:54:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I've pissed in the sink many times.

• 1:54:46Speaker 04

  People don't like that.

• 1:54:48Speaker 02

  You run the water.

• 1:54:49Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 1:54:50Speaker 02

  They don't need to know.

• 1:54:51Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 1:54:51Joe Rogan?

  I piss in the shower every time I get in the shower.

• 1:54:53Speaker 02

  Same.

• 1:54:54Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:54:54Joe Rogan?

  Every time.

• 1:54:55Speaker 01

  I went to, oh yeah.

• 1:54:56Joe Rogan?

  Every time.

• 1:54:57Speaker 04

  You were at my house in Philly?

• 1:54:57Speaker 01

  No, no, no, but I went to, I went to Wells Fargo for you and we went to, they got us the 676ers locker room. All the urinals start up here.

• 1:55:05Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:55:05Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 1:55:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, the giant guy?

• 1:55:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, then John Stockton comes for a visit. He's like, what the fuck, man?

• 1:55:10Speaker 04

  He's white.

• 1:55:14Speaker 01

  I think I might be one of those Scottish guys.

• 1:55:17Joe Rogan?

  He's gotta go.

• 1:55:18Speaker 04

  He's white.

• 1:55:20Speaker 02

  Groundskeeper Gilley.

• 1:55:21Joe Rogan?

  The best thing about pissing in the showers is when you don't even acknowledge that you're pissing. Like you're just washing yourself and peeing at the same time.

• 1:55:26Speaker 01

  You let it flow.

• 1:55:26Joe Rogan?

  Ah.

• 1:55:28Speaker 01

  God, it feels good.

• 1:55:29Joe Rogan?

  Like, like our ancestors used to do. They used to just pee. They didn't hold it in.

• 1:55:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:55:33Speaker 02

  Why would they hold it in?

• 1:55:34Speaker 01

  But even a dog like Ben's, at the shower, you're just like, you're letting it fly. It's so nice.

• 1:55:39Speaker 02

  Peeing in your own backyard feels good. You feel like an American.

• 1:55:41Joe Rogan?

  I pee in my own back. Whenever I take my dog out to pee, I pee.

• 1:55:44Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 1:55:45Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:55:45Joe Rogan?

  I pee all the time outside.

• 1:55:46Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 1:55:50Joe Rogan?

  You got it. He's still got it. It still counts. You only have like a half a second delay. It's like the five second rule where you drop food.

• 1:55:59Speaker 01

  Oh, that five second rule really helps.

• 1:56:01Joe Rogan?

  I'm just thinking about all the ass that Norman's eaten and think about how ridiculous it would be to not eat food off the ground.

• 1:56:06Speaker 01

  Shpax.

• 1:56:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta do it.

• 1:56:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, he eats fucking leftovers at restaurants.

• 1:56:10Speaker 02

  I ate yours when you went to the bathroom.

• 1:56:12Joe Rogan?

  Why not?

• 1:56:13Speaker 02

  At breakfast.

• 1:56:15Speaker 01

  Norman just would see like at the cellar, stuff coming back and he goes, whoa, whoa.

• 1:56:20Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, it works. This has never not worked for me. You go up to a table that's been sitting there for a while at a restaurant and you go, you want me to clear this out of the way? And they go, oh, please. And you just take their wings.

• 1:56:29Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:56:29Speaker 02

  It's never not worked.

• 1:56:31Joe Rogan?

  And you just eat their wings?

• 1:56:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's wings. They're-

• 1:56:33Joe Rogan?

  But then they find out that you're not working there.

• 1:56:36Speaker 02

  Well, that's-

• 1:56:36Speaker 01

  It doesn't matter. They want it out of the way.

• 1:56:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. They probably watch. That guy just took our wings. He's eating them.

• 1:56:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. They've never questioned it. They just run away.

• 1:56:44Joe Rogan?

  That's so weird. How many times you done that?

• 1:56:45Speaker 02

  Oh, geez, a dozen.

• 1:56:47Speaker 01

  Norman is the biggest joy I know.

• 1:56:48Speaker 02

  A dozen.

• 1:56:48Joe Rogan?

  That's so great.

• 1:56:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:50Joe Rogan?

  Is it because you don't want the food to go to waste or you're hungry?

• 1:56:52Speaker 02

  Both. Well, I used to have-

• 1:56:53Joe Rogan?

  But you have money.

• 1:56:54Speaker 02

  I had no money back then.

• 1:56:55Speaker 01

  Grew up.

• 1:56:55Speaker 02

  But now it's just a rush.

• 1:56:56Joe Rogan?

  But now you just do it for the goofs.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  And I had no food at my house as a kid and I think it fucked me up.

• 1:57:00Speaker 01

  Also, it's right there.

• 1:57:01Speaker 02

  It's right there.

• 1:57:02Speaker 01

  When we were at Bonnaroo and he went, Norman went off to hang out.

• 1:57:06Speaker 04

  Have some fun somewhere and then came back, there was a staff party, crawfish boil. Comes back, three hours later, it was like, ah, what a crazy night. Look at all these unused heads, just sucking out.

• 1:57:16Speaker 02

  Sucking the heads, like Lily Phillips.

• 1:57:18Joe Rogan?

  Sucking the heads is delicious.

• 1:57:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:57:20Joe Rogan?

  You gotta suck the heads.

• 1:57:21Speaker 02

  You gotta do it, it's all the flavor.

• 1:57:23Joe Rogan?

  Prawns too, you get like a big juicy prawn, and you cook them in garlic, and you suck the heads.

• 1:57:28Speaker 02

  You've gone from shrimp to prawn? You're going elitist.

• 1:57:30Joe Rogan?

  No. Shrimp's great too, but prawns are a different animal.

• 1:57:34Speaker 02

  What's the difference?

• 1:57:35Joe Rogan?

  They're longer, it's weirder looking, they're kinda cool. Uh, prawns, uh, they have like a long, shell-y head.

• 1:57:41Speaker 04

  Fucking whiskers, whatever those things are.

• 1:57:44Joe Rogan?

  You suck on that head and get that brain juice.

• 1:57:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:48Speaker 04

  I never sucked it.

• 1:57:49Joe Rogan?

  Guts and brain juice.

• 1:57:50Speaker 01

  I thought it was the same thing.

• 1:57:51Speaker 04

  I sucked, I did the same thing.

• 1:57:53Joe Rogan?

  You know when you have peeled shrimp, when you have to peel it?

• 1:57:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:57:57Joe Rogan?

  I don't peel it.

• 1:57:58Speaker 04

  You just eat it?

• 1:57:58Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:58:00Speaker 01

  Do it peanuts.

• 1:58:00Speaker 02

  So you eat ass?

• 1:58:02Joe Rogan?

  Who doesn't?

• 1:58:03Speaker 04

  Who doesn't eat ass at this point?

• 1:58:05Joe Rogan?

  I grew up in a time where nobody ate ass.

• 1:58:06Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:58:07Joe Rogan?

  Because back in my day, nobody shaved. It was chaos.

• 1:58:10Speaker 04

  Harry Butlers.

• 1:58:11Joe Rogan?

  Porn, that's porn's biggest victory. Porn's biggest victory over culture is shaving of pubic hair.

• 1:58:17Speaker 02

  Hear, hear.

• 1:58:18Joe Rogan?

  I used to do a joke about it, where if aliens came and they were studying the development of the human race, they'd be like, what happened to the pubic hair? Like, what happened? There's no documented, like, direction, nobody told people to do it, it's not a public health concern. Nobody like issued some sort of a statement that you should start shaving your pubes.

• 1:58:34Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:58:34Joe Rogan?

  But everybody, when they started seeing porn, they all started shaving their pubes.

• 1:58:38Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:58:38Speaker 04

  Also kinda taught them how to give head too.

• 1:58:40Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:58:41Speaker 04

  They're getting a little rowdy with the head, the ladies, due to porn.

• 1:58:44Joe Rogan?

  When they get a little rowdy and they start gagging.

• 1:58:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, because of porn, now every girl does that.

• 1:58:48Speaker 02

  Right. I've used porn to watch how to eat out, maybe get some tips.

• 1:58:53Speaker 04

  I think they're exaggerating.

• 1:58:54Joe Rogan?

  I was talking to our friend Whitney Cummings, was explaining how.

• 1:58:57Speaker 02

  I never get that reaction.

• 1:58:58Joe Rogan?

  She didn't know, she was, she was the one, the gagging conversation. She was saying that she went down on this guy, she started gagging, he was like, stop, stop, what are you doing?

• 1:59:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:59:06Joe Rogan?

  She was like.

• 1:59:07Speaker 01

  I thought it was supposed to.

• 1:59:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's overkill.

• 1:59:10Speaker 04

  It's overkill.

• 1:59:10Joe Rogan?

  You're just showing your enthusiasm.

• 1:59:12Speaker 04

  I did a joke in my special about that.

• 1:59:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:59:14Speaker 04

  I've had girls get like, yeah, and I'd be like, this, you're like, don't.

• 1:59:17Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

• 1:59:18Speaker 04

  Fucking right, yeah, yeah, fucking right.

• 1:59:20Joe Rogan?

  Isn't it because they think that you want that?

• 1:59:23Speaker 04

  No, I think that's porn. I think it's porn.

• 1:59:25Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:59:25Speaker 04

  When girls give a head nod, they're like.

• 1:59:26Joe Rogan?

  But isn't it weird? It's because like, it started out just people having sex. And then once people saw people having sex, they're like, let's kick this up a notch.

• 1:59:33Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:59:33Speaker 01

  I like that part.

• 1:59:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, why don't you tie each other up? Why don't you do this? Why don't you do that? You remember that one guy that got arrested?

• 1:59:40Speaker 02

  Ron Jeremy.

• 1:59:41Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no. He went to jail for, there was something about the way that they tried him in Florida. He was famous for like horrible stuff, like he would open up girls' buttholes and pee in them.

• 1:59:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yes, yes.

• 1:59:52Speaker 01

  Oh, Rocky, Rocco Sefredi?

• 1:59:54Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, no. He was an American guy.

• 1:59:57Speaker 02

  He had a cowboy hat. I know who you're talking about.

• 1:59:59Joe Rogan?

  He had a very disgusting style of porn. That it was the idea of like, these things keep accelerating.

• 2:00:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:00:04Joe Rogan?

  Getting more and more deviant, because people get bored. Max hardcore.

• 2:00:07Speaker 02

  Hardcore.

• 2:00:08Joe Rogan?

  So that guy wind up, because they tried him in Florida.

• 2:00:11Speaker 04

  Jamie's horny ass, no? Jamie's like, my. That's disgusting, Jamie.

• 2:00:16Joe Rogan?

  That was back when, that was back when. It's typical Buckeye.

• 2:00:21Speaker 04

  Typical horny ass freaky Buckeye.

• 2:00:23Joe Rogan?

  It's championship week. You guys are ready to show the throats.

• 2:00:27Speaker 02

  He fucks a Buckeye.

• 2:00:30Joe Rogan?

  Jamie's ready.

• 2:00:33Speaker 02

  Buckeye.

• 2:00:33Speaker 01

  Oh, you can't hear it.

• 2:00:36Joe Rogan?

  You can't let him do that. You guys have to bet. You have to win your money back that he stole from you at the blackjack table.

• 2:00:41Speaker 04

  He stole from me.

• 2:00:44Joe Rogan?

  That's what I said.

• 2:00:46Joe Rogan?

  The money he stole from you.

• 2:00:47Speaker 04

  Play it, no, no, play it.

• 2:00:49Speaker 02

  O H.

• 2:00:50Speaker 04

  Jamie, pull it up, dude. That's your job. You have to pull it up.

• 2:00:53Speaker 01

  This week. Oh, Jamie pull ups.

• 2:00:54Speaker 02

  Pull it up. Can't find it.

• 2:00:56Speaker 04

  Jamie, you have to pull it up.

• 2:00:57Joe Rogan?

  Jamie got some money from Shane. Jamie borrowed money from Shane and didn't give him a cut.

• 2:01:01Speaker 04

  Didn't give me a cut.

• 2:01:02Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 2:01:02Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean? Gotta give him a cut of the winnings.

• 2:01:04Speaker 02

  They need to.

• 2:01:06Joe Rogan?

  You gotta give him a gapper. Don't you know what a gapper is, son?

• 2:01:11Speaker 02

  I know a gaper.

• 2:01:15Joe Rogan?

  No, a gapper. Like, so let's say if, uh, if you and Shane are playing pool and you're gambling and you don't have any money, you say, "Can you give me a hundred dollars?"

• 2:01:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course.

• 2:01:24Joe Rogan?

  I give you a hundred bucks, you win three hundred dollars off of Shane, you throw me fifty bucks. You throw me a gapper.

• 2:01:28Speaker 01

  You give me the money.

• 2:01:29Joe Rogan?

  You give me a little bit. You give me a piece. You give me a piece of the action.

• 2:01:32Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 2:01:32Joe Rogan?

  Because you were gonna have to pay me a hundred bucks back anyway. So it was like, you know, I gave you the hundred bucks so you can get in action. So even though you really technically only owe me a hundred bucks, if you want this to keep happening in the future, you throw me a gapper.

• 2:01:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:01:45Joe Rogan?

  So you throw him fifty bucks.

• 2:01:47Speaker 04

  I do, I do have an important question. An important question for the podcast. Jamie, who's the, uh... Who's the Epstein pedophile that paid for Ohio State's roster this year?

• 2:01:57Speaker 02

  Uh, this is information I mentioned to you before, so I don't know that that's even true.

• 2:02:01Joe Rogan?

  Whoa! Jamie always takes the establishment position.

• 2:02:05Speaker 04

  Who's the Epstein... Who's the Epstein guy?

• 2:02:08Speaker 02

  Do you want to talk about the Catholic Church?

• 2:02:09Joe Rogan?

  Lexner? Whoa!

• 2:02:12Speaker 04

  Lex Wechsner?

• 2:02:13Joe Rogan?

  Jamie!

• 2:02:13Speaker 04

  That's his name. Now Lex Wechsner, what did he do and why does he pay for your entire roster? And most of your campus?

• 2:02:19Speaker 02

  He donates a lot of money to Ohio State.

• 2:02:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, what did he do, though? That's like suspect.

• 2:02:23Speaker 02

  He's a big businessman. I don't know what he did specifically.

• 2:02:26Speaker 04

  Did he do anything weird?

• 2:02:27Speaker 02

  I don't know. Jamie has a lot to make.

• 2:02:29Speaker 04

  No, I mean just insinuations. I have no idea what he did.

• 2:02:31Speaker 02

  I don't know either.

• 2:02:32Joe Rogan?

  Do you want to go on Reddit?

• 2:02:34Speaker 04

  Just Google him, see what he did.

• 2:02:35Speaker 02

  Jeffrey Epstein worked for him.

• 2:02:37Speaker 04

  Jeffrey Epstein worked for the guy who paid for your roster?

• 2:02:39Speaker 02

  Oh, boy. Interesting.

• 2:02:41Speaker 04

  You're gonna get a head coach spazzing on you again.

• 2:02:44Joe Rogan?

  Well...

• 2:02:47Speaker 04

  Ryan Day can spaz all he wants. At least Saban is the GOAT.

• 2:02:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:02:51Joe Rogan?

  Interesting.

• 2:02:51Speaker 04

  Ryan Day, born on third, thinks he had a triple, can talk all the shit he wants.

• 2:02:55Joe Rogan?

  Woo!

• 2:02:55Speaker 01

  Born on third, wow.

• 2:02:58Speaker 02

  Third Reich.

• 2:02:58Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 2:02:59Joe Rogan?

  Oh, you missed it!

• 2:03:00Speaker 04

  Yes, we got it.

• 2:03:05Speaker 04

  No, but if we do bet, uh, we're definitely using the spread.

• 2:03:08Joe Rogan?

  What's the spread?

• 2:03:09Speaker 04

  We're not going money line on this.

• 2:03:11Joe Rogan?

  Why is that?

• 2:03:11Speaker 04

  Ohio State's favored by 10.

• 2:03:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but you can't do that.

• 2:03:14Speaker 02

  You're afraid? You already think you're gonna lose?

• 2:03:16Joe Rogan?

  No, you can't. You can't ask for a spread.

• 2:03:17Speaker 04

  Well, if we go money line, I'm getting the...

• 2:03:20Joe Rogan?

  What are you getting? What?

• 2:03:22Speaker 01

  Shane would be happy if Notre Dame loses by 9.

• 2:03:24Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You won't bet 50/50?

• 2:03:27Speaker 04

  Uh, probably not on this one.

• 2:03:29Joe Rogan?

  Ooh.

• 2:03:29Speaker 01

  Cause you're gay.

• 2:03:30Speaker 04

  I'll only bet with...

• 2:03:31Joe Rogan?

  Do you know how many Notre Dame fans are so upset with you right now?

• 2:03:33Speaker 04

  I'll only bet with real fans like Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 2:03:36Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 2:03:36Joe Rogan?

  Whoa.

• 2:03:37Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 2:03:38Speaker 04

  The true Buckeye fans.

• 2:03:39Speaker 02

  Ouch. We're in Texas gear at the Texas Ohio State game?

• 2:03:43Joe Rogan?

  This is outrageous.

• 2:03:44Speaker 02

  This is getting crazy.

• 2:03:45Joe Rogan?

  Where is this, uh, game taking place?

• 2:03:47Speaker 04

  Pull that up? It's Atlanta on Monday.

• 2:03:48Joe Rogan?

  Pull that up?

• 2:03:49Speaker 02

  Uh-oh.

• 2:03:50Joe Rogan?

  Are you guys going?

• 2:03:51Speaker 02

  Hot Atlanta.

• 2:03:51Speaker 04

  I'm definitely going, yeah.

• 2:03:52Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:03:53Speaker 02

  That'll be fun. I'm able to go.

• 2:03:55Speaker 04

  Bring my father.

• 2:03:56Speaker 01

  Tony's gone.

• 2:03:57Speaker 02

  Big Phil?

• 2:03:58Speaker 04

  Phil made it to week 1 and then he had a heart attack week 2 against Northern Illinois. That put him in the grave.

• 2:04:03Speaker 02

  Is he alright?

• 2:04:04Speaker 04

  He's back.

• 2:04:04Speaker 01

  They rebounded.

• 2:04:05Speaker 04

  He's been, he's been training consistently to get to this game.

• 2:04:08Speaker 02

  Hell yeah. Notre Dame.

• 2:04:11Speaker 04

  See, I get plus 280.

• 2:04:12Speaker 01

  Why are they favored by so much?

• 2:04:13Speaker 04

  We can go money line.

• 2:04:14Speaker 02

  Fight night.

• 2:04:15Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but money line's ridiculous. If you guys are men, you gamble.

• 2:04:19Speaker 02

  Whoa, put the money down, you queers.

• 2:04:21Joe Rogan?

  You bet 100 bucks, he bets 100 bucks.

• 2:04:23Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, deal.

• 2:04:23Speaker 02

  JMo, you're broke.

• 2:04:25Speaker 04

  How much was 100 bucks?

• 2:04:26Speaker 01

  100 bucks?

• 2:04:27Joe Rogan?

  What were you thinking? What were you thinking he'd go to?

• 2:04:29Speaker 02

  100 bucks?

• 2:04:30Joe Rogan?

  100 bucks?

• 2:04:30Speaker 02

  Still grand.

• 2:04:31Speaker 04

  100 bucks is great.

• 2:04:32Speaker 01

  He thought it was gonna be a lot of money that mattered to him.

• 2:04:34Joe Rogan?

  How about you do 100 bucks?

• 2:04:35Speaker 02

  That's what he dips a bartender. That Gucci shirt you bought.

• 2:04:37Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, do 100 bucks. Wow, what are you getting on your shirt?

• 2:04:40Speaker 01

  Oh wow.

• 2:04:40Joe Rogan?

  The shirt you took the picture with Trump with?

• 2:04:42Speaker 01

  He's stalking shit on my shirt now.

• 2:04:43Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that shirt, that photo with you, I sent you guys that the other day.

• 2:04:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, that shirt's nice.

• 2:04:47Joe Rogan?

  That shirt's nice. That's, you bought that shirt just to go to the fights?

• 2:04:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:04:51Speaker 02

  Our, uh, Gucci?

• 2:04:53Speaker 04

  Versace.

• 2:04:53Speaker 02

  Versace.

• 2:04:55Joe Rogan?

  Do you know that, do you have that shirt, Jamie? We need the photo of that shirt.

• 2:04:59Speaker 02

  I don't know, but he does have a ponytail.

• 2:05:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, JMo's clinging to that hair.

• 2:05:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, you are.

• 2:05:04Speaker 01

  Fonz it, Jamie.

• 2:05:05Speaker 02

  Michael Bolton.

• 2:05:06Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, I sent you the, uh, the Leonardo DiCaprio meme too.

• 2:05:11Speaker 02

  Please, I haven't seen that one.

• 2:05:14Joe Rogan?

  This is the one that you you get banned.

• 2:05:17Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 2:05:17Joe Rogan?

  You get banned from fucking Twitter for this one, or from Facebook.

• 2:05:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, Shane's blurry.

• 2:05:21Joe Rogan?

  He looks good.

• 2:05:22Speaker 01

  He's been drinking, he's so blurry.

• 2:05:24Speaker 02

  Trump's pretty tall.

• 2:05:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Trump's a big fella.

• 2:05:26Speaker 01

  Trump's tall as shit.

• 2:05:27Joe Rogan?

  And he's old, so he probably used to be taller.

• 2:05:29Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 2:05:30Speaker 01

  Oh, facts.

• 2:05:32Speaker 02

  Well, Barron's like eight foot nine.

• 2:05:34Joe Rogan?

  Barron.

• 2:05:35Speaker 01

  Barron, he's fucking.

• 2:05:36Joe Rogan?

  He's a fucking giant.

• 2:05:37Speaker 01

  He's huge.

• 2:05:38Speaker 02

  He's the one who told him to come on here.

• 2:05:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, and Dana White. And he's probably not done dr- Dana White's the guy who got him on here. Legitimately.

• 2:05:46Speaker 02

  Did you hear a loved one take the vaccine, maybe?

• 2:05:49Speaker 01

  And they took this down? That's not even fake news, that's an in the future idea, it's clearly a joke.

• 2:05:54Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 2:05:54Joe Rogan?

  Isn't it crazy, though?

• 2:05:56Speaker 02

  Cookie.

• 2:05:56Joe Rogan?

  They took that down.

• 2:05:57Speaker 02

  Cookie times.

• 2:05:57Joe Rogan?

  Well, they didn't take it down. I should say the government told Facebook to take it down. It's one of the things that Zuckerberg talked about, he's like, "What the fuck? We're not gonna take down humorous memes. This is crazy." And that's when they started bringing him to court and it got ugly. They had to like, remember?

• 2:06:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:06:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and he was drinking water like a lizard.

• 2:06:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. Which I gotta give him credit for that, cuz the-

• 2:06:15Joe Rogan?

  He was freaking out.

• 2:06:16Speaker 01

  The amount of fucking photographers in front of him, you ever see that?

• 2:06:19Joe Rogan?

  Not just that, like, he's freaking out. Like, you're literally talking to the government, who are thinking about shutting you down.

• 2:06:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then that one guy was like, "Are you worried about the weight of all the data? Sinking an island?"

• 2:06:30Joe Rogan?

  Jesus.

• 2:06:30Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 2:06:31Speaker 01

  What? He goes, "Yeah, all the-"

• 2:06:33Joe Rogan?

  Did data weigh something?

• 2:06:34Speaker 01

  Megabytes.

• 2:06:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 2:06:35Speaker 01

  No, right, and he was like, "No, I'm not worried about that."

• 2:06:40Joe Rogan?

  How about dudes were asking him like-

• 2:06:41Speaker 01

  Why am I talking to this guy?

• 2:06:42Speaker 02

  Boomers.

• 2:06:43Speaker 01

  What state do you run?

• 2:06:43Joe Rogan?

  Weren't dudes asking him like Google questions?

• 2:06:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:06:46Joe Rogan?

  And he runs Facebook, like, it was, the whole thing was like so un, like, they were unprepared.

• 2:06:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:06:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 2:06:52Joe Rogan?

  A few of them. But that's the thing about being like a congressperson, like, how many of them are?

• 2:06:58Speaker 01

  Like, I don't care, I just care about logging.

• 2:07:00Joe Rogan?

  How many congresspeople are there?

• 2:07:02Speaker 02

  I have no idea. AOC?

• 2:07:04Joe Rogan?

  How many, Jamie? Four thirty-five. Four hundred and thirty-five congresspeople.

• 2:07:07Speaker 02

  That's a lot.

• 2:07:08Joe Rogan?

  Have you seen that one wacky lady? With the crazy glasses from Connecticut? Is that where she's from, with the blue hair?

• 2:07:13Speaker 02

  Taylor Greene.

• 2:07:13Joe Rogan?

  Where's that lady where people were like bringing her up? Cuz she, she was, ah god, I forget what the ridiculous argument she was making about, when everyone was like, "Who is this crazy lady?"

• 2:07:22Speaker 02

  Miss Rachel?

• 2:07:23Joe Rogan?

  Some nutty equity argument. But with these bananas glasses on.

• 2:07:28Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:07:29Joe Rogan?

  Like a character.

• 2:07:29Speaker 01

  Who's the hot lady battling the trans in there?

• 2:07:33Joe Rogan?

  Nancy Mace.

• 2:07:34Speaker 02

  She is kinda hot.

• 2:07:35Speaker 01

  There's trans battles?

• 2:07:37Speaker 04

  She's battling the trans.

• 2:07:38Joe Rogan?

  Well, like, like she's.

• 2:07:40Speaker 01

  Gladiators with those big fucking Q-tips.

• 2:07:42Speaker 04

  She's like, we're done with trans, baby.

• 2:07:44Joe Rogan?

  Well, there was a first, the thing is, there was a first openly trans congressperson. And she was saying that person's not going into the women's room.

• 2:07:52Speaker 01

  Oh, right.

• 2:07:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:07:53Speaker 01

  And then the trans, and then the, am I remembering this right? Then the trans lady was like, oh, I just won't. And everyone's like, how dare you?

• 2:07:58Joe Rogan?

  That's the crazy lady. Whoa, that's hilarious.

• 2:08:02Speaker 04

  Look at that lady.

• 2:08:03Speaker 01

  She sits in the plane, you're like, fuck.

• 2:08:05Speaker 02

  She looks like a macaw.

• 2:08:05Joe Rogan?

  You gotta listen to some of the things that she argues. Some of the things she argues is hilarious.

• 2:08:10Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 2:08:11Joe Rogan?

  She's like, fully, fully woke, like with her purple hair. She's like, deep, deep in the trance.

• 2:08:16Speaker 02

  Like an art teacher.

• 2:08:17Joe Rogan?

  She probably put a mask on the moment she was done. I'm amazed she doesn't have a mask on while she's up there. I see people with masks on every day.

• 2:08:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:08:26Speaker 02

  Still in Tejas?

• 2:08:26Joe Rogan?

  A hundred percent. Every day, every day.

• 2:08:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:08:29Joe Rogan?

  I see him every day. Did I send that to the group text?

• 2:08:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, you sent that, that's so funny.

• 2:08:33Speaker 04

  That guy's killing me.

• 2:08:33Joe Rogan?

  Who?

• 2:08:34Speaker 04

  There, there's an account of this kid that's like, you, we need to be wearing masks at all times.

• 2:08:39Speaker 02

  Don't even talk about that kid, he'll kill us.

• 2:08:41Joe Rogan?

  That guy seems really nutty.

• 2:08:42Speaker 01

  He's had five years of remembering to mask up.

• 2:08:45Joe Rogan?

  Really nutty.

• 2:08:45Speaker 02

  Yikes.

• 2:08:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, do you, I mean, there's a lot of people like that, that, they cracked. They cracked.

• 2:08:51Speaker 02

  See the video of the guy driving over a Trump sign? Then he got the flat tire?

• 2:08:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz they put, they put like.

• 2:08:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, they put nails on it.

• 2:08:58Joe Rogan?

  You see the video of the guy who wired his Trump sign with electricity?

• 2:09:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:09:02Joe Rogan?

  So when they run up, they grab it and they get zapped, fuck!

• 2:09:04Speaker 02

  That's genius.

• 2:09:06Speaker 01

  The guy who ran over it was like, I fucking hate this bitch! And the wife's like, why'd you run over it?

• 2:09:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he blames on that guy.

• 2:09:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:09:11Joe Rogan?

  People are so nuts.

• 2:09:12Speaker 04

  They suck.

• 2:09:13Speaker 02

  Ay, ay, ay.

• 2:09:14Joe Rogan?

  I saw a video of this lady, she hit and run this, this other lady. And, uh, she's running away and, uh, the lady catches up to her and she's filming her. And she's screaming, don't you have a fucking heart? I'm broke! And she starts screaming and like pulling her fucking shit out of her glove box. It's all chaos.

• 2:09:30Speaker 02

  Ay, ay, ay.

• 2:09:31Joe Rogan?

  You fucking bitch, you fucking have your fucking heart! And like, whoa!

• 2:09:35Speaker 02

  Yikes.

• 2:09:35Joe Rogan?

  Some people are just cracked.

• 2:09:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, people are.

• 2:09:38Joe Rogan?

  And Trump being president, like, ultra-cracked them.

• 2:09:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:09:41Joe Rogan?

  Oh, because they were told that this is gonna be the end of all their freedoms. They're gonna get locked up, no one's gonna be trans, they're gonna throw gay people off the roof. Shane's got the glasses on.

• 2:09:50Speaker 04

  I saw Norman, Norman went for it. Let's do it.

• 2:09:52Speaker 02

  I told myself I'd do it at 3pm.

• 2:09:55Joe Rogan?

  It's about to get crazy.

• 2:09:55Speaker 01

  I was at a bar with DeRosa last night, Matt Edgar. What do I see on top of the shelf behind the bar? DeRosa's like, "Let's do shots." I'm like, "Not doing shots."

• 2:10:02Speaker 04

  DeRosa loves shots.

• 2:10:03Speaker 01

  Love shots, love ruining a night.

• 2:10:04Speaker 04

  And he loves talking you into it.

• 2:10:06Speaker 01

  And I was like, "I will though, have a beer the right way." And I looked up behind the thing.

• 2:10:10Speaker 04

  No way.

• 2:10:11Speaker 01

  This fucking thing is up there.

• 2:10:12Speaker 02

  Ahhh.

• 2:10:13Speaker 01

  Fucking go, get me that funnel. And the bartender goes, "What funnel?" And I'm like, "That American flag, that American eagle."

• 2:10:19Joe Rogan?

  Wash it out.

• 2:10:19Speaker 01

  Bring it.

• 2:10:20Joe Rogan?

  Give me that.

• 2:10:20Speaker 01

  He didn't?

• 2:10:21Joe Rogan?

  Oh.

• 2:10:21Speaker 02

  He didn't let you funnel?

• 2:10:23Speaker 01

  No, he didn't wash it out.

• 2:10:24Speaker 02

  You don't want to wash it out?

• 2:10:25Speaker 01

  He brought it over.

• 2:10:26Speaker 02

  No one's out there eating ass. You're gonna wash it out?

• 2:10:29Speaker 01

  How'd you know? The bartender's like, "How'd you know that?" And I'm like, "I just know things."

• 2:10:32Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I put that on the map.

• 2:10:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:10:34Speaker 02

  And you better believe it.

• 2:10:35Joe Rogan?

  I am that eagle.

• 2:10:36Speaker 02

  I'd love to see what the sales did with this show on that thing.

• 2:10:39Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it probably went through the roof.

• 2:10:41Speaker 01

  At Freedom Funnel.

• 2:10:42Speaker 02

  Big spike.

• 2:10:42Joe Rogan?

  It had to go through the fucking roof.

• 2:10:44Speaker 02

  That spike.

• 2:10:45Speaker 04

  That spike.

• 2:10:46Joe Rogan?

  Do you know how many fucking smelling salts went through?

• 2:10:48Speaker 04

  I thought we were gonna talk about the COVID.

• 2:10:51Speaker 02

  You had spike ready?

• 2:10:53Speaker 04

  I had spike in my head.

• 2:10:54Speaker 02

  You were planning them.

• 2:10:57Joe Rogan?

  This show has been a giant boon to the smelling salts market.

• 2:11:00Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 2:11:01Joe Rogan?

  The smelling salts market's gone through the fucking roof.

• 2:11:03Speaker 02

  Yes, Daniel Boone.

• 2:11:05Joe Rogan?

  It barely was around. Nobody cared.

• 2:11:07Speaker 02

  Nobody cared. Now kids are doing it when they work out. You see those videos? Some kid can't lift the bar and they put this and he's like, "Ah!"

• 2:11:13Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 2:11:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it works.

• 2:11:15Speaker 02

  It works.

• 2:11:15Speaker 04

  You see those videos where they're giving them to, uh, like just strangers?

• 2:11:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:11:19Speaker 04

  They go to like Walmart and they're like, "Here, try this." And then people are like, "Is that fentanyl?" "What the fuck did you just give me?" It's kinda sad actually.

• 2:11:26Joe Rogan?

  You guys want some?

• 2:11:27Speaker 02

  I'm okay.

• 2:11:27Speaker 01

  No, sucks. I hate it.

• 2:11:29Speaker 04

  If Joe wants it, that'd be fun.

• 2:11:30Speaker 02

  I'd like to do it from a far away. You get the hit.

• 2:11:33Joe Rogan?

  This is a strong one too. This is a strong... Oh, this is a strong one.

• 2:11:35Speaker 02

  I can smell it from here. Good lord!

• 2:11:37Speaker 04

  What are they?

• 2:11:38Speaker 02

  It's like my ex.

• 2:11:39Speaker 01

  What do they smell like though?

• 2:11:40Speaker 02

  Good golly.

• 2:11:41Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Jesus, this is strong. Ready? Here we go. God, burns!

• 2:11:47Speaker 02

  Bernie Sanders. Hey, by the way, how about these parks in LA? We're protecting them, huh?

• 2:11:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:11:53Speaker 02

  They're on fire. We're here to help.

• 2:11:57Speaker 04

  We have protected them. I think we've protected them.

• 2:12:00Speaker 02

  Got a whip from here.

• 2:12:01Speaker 04

  Get it there Norman. Get a big whip. Come on, man.

• 2:12:08Speaker 01

  Keep cleaning in.

• 2:12:10Speaker 02

  It hurts. Oh, that stings. I don't know, what do you guys enjoy about that?

• 2:12:14Joe Rogan?

  Give it to Shane.

• 2:12:15Speaker 01

  Like a puppy around a clown.

• 2:12:16Joe Rogan?

  Give it to Shane. Give it to Shane. He's going in. He's going in.

• 2:12:19Speaker 02

  Take it.

• 2:12:20Joe Rogan?

  Get in there, son.

• 2:12:21Speaker 01

  Oh, this is gonna be so bad.

• 2:12:23Speaker 02

  Burns the nose hairs.

• 2:12:25Joe Rogan?

  Goggles.

• 2:12:25Speaker 02

  Golly almighty.

• 2:12:27Joe Rogan?

  Get in there like a man. Like a man.

• 2:12:29Speaker 04

  Hold on. I got a little there.

• 2:12:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:12:32Speaker 04

  I can get a big one.

• 2:12:33Joe Rogan?

  Theo took a huff the other day.

• 2:12:35Speaker 02

  A dabble, do ya? There you go.

• 2:12:38Joe Rogan?

  You barely got on me.

• 2:12:39Speaker 04

  Fuck you, Joe. I got a decent one.

• 2:12:41Speaker 02

  Turn it pink.

• 2:12:47Speaker 02

  Ari, get that beak in there.

• 2:12:48Speaker 04

  If you can see my eyes, you know I got it.

• 2:12:49Joe Rogan?

  You got it. I can tell that one. You got it. Get in there, Ari. Get that schnoz to work in.

• 2:12:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:12:54Speaker 01

  Is this dangerous at all?

• 2:12:55Joe Rogan?

  It's kosher.

• 2:12:55Speaker 04

  No, it's good.

• 2:12:56Speaker 02

  With that nose.

• 2:12:57Joe Rogan?

  It's kosher. I checked that guy.

• 2:12:58Speaker 04

  Here, hand me a beer first.

• 2:13:00Speaker 02

  It's kosher.

• 2:13:00Joe Rogan?

  That guy on that video said it's kosher because I threw it in the ocean.

• 2:13:04Speaker 04

  Remember when we could just do blow?

• 2:13:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:13:07Joe Rogan?

  The old days, we still can.

• 2:13:08Speaker 02

  Oh, that was a big one. That was a whopper.

• 2:13:12Joe Rogan?

  He took it on the chin.

• 2:13:13Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 2:13:14Joe Rogan?

  Brian Simpson still has the best reaction. Brian Simpson took his headphones off and ran out of the building.

• 2:13:18Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 2:13:19Speaker 01

  Oh, it's like sour.

• 2:13:20Speaker 02

  It's like black people when they laugh or see magic.

• 2:13:23Joe Rogan?

  Jesus.

• 2:13:25Speaker 01

  Or weather at Walgreens.

• 2:13:26Joe Rogan?

  Or see magic.

• 2:13:27Speaker 02

  Lock up the deodorant.

• 2:13:29Speaker 01

  See magic's playing a Kill Tony's band. Oh, man.

• 2:13:33Speaker 04

  Woo, that was fun.

• 2:13:34Speaker 02

  That'll wake you up, man. You get a hangover, that'll cure it.

• 2:13:37Joe Rogan?

  At least you give it to fighters.

• 2:13:39Speaker 01

  Things way worse.

• 2:13:39Joe Rogan?

  Watch Brian Simpson here.

• 2:13:40Speaker 02

  Oh, I can't wait.

• 2:13:42Speaker 01

  Oh, man. This is going, the rest of this episode is going to turn into me smelling stuff.

• 2:13:46Joe Rogan?

  Bro, this hurts from here.

• 2:13:47Speaker 01

  Oh, man, Joe.

• 2:13:49Speaker 02

  Oh, God. It really is. It's...

• 2:13:53Speaker 01

  Brian has no idea.

• 2:13:54Speaker 02

  The work of the devil. Here we go. Get the camera on him.

• 2:14:01Joe Rogan?

  He didn't even take the headphones off, he just ran away with them on his head.

• 2:14:05Speaker 02

  Wow, that's a great impression of his dad.

• 2:14:09Joe Rogan?

  It's still burning.

• 2:14:12Speaker 02

  Got the fuck out of there.

• 2:14:16Speaker 02

  Nah, Brian's the man.

• 2:14:17Joe Rogan?

  We lost him.

• 2:14:18Speaker 04

  Brian is the man. Brian just did a show with me. He was in, uh, Dallas or San Antonio this week.

• 2:14:23Speaker 02

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 2:14:23Joe Rogan?

  He killed. That WAP bit is one of the best bits in con- it doesn't get the credit it deserves.

• 2:14:28Speaker 02

  That's offensive.

• 2:14:28Joe Rogan?

  It's one of the best fucking bits I've ever heard in my life. It's such a good bit.

• 2:14:32Speaker 04

  America changed.

• 2:14:33Joe Rogan?

  No, Wet Ass Pussy?

• 2:14:34Speaker 02

  Oh, that bit's great.

• 2:14:35Joe Rogan?

  It goes into like the, uh, the England empire and like, it's such a good bit.

• 2:14:40Speaker 02

  It's long.

• 2:14:41Speaker 04

  It's time ever having a song about wet pussy.

• 2:14:43Joe Rogan?

  Such a well crafted bit. It's so good. It's one of those bits where you see, you go, that's a piece of art right there. That's a fucking, he takes you on a journey through history.

• 2:14:53Speaker 02

  He can write.

• 2:14:54Joe Rogan?

  And then he ends it with a bang.

• 2:14:55Speaker 04

  With jokes all the way through.

• 2:14:56Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's such a funny guy. He writes, but he, it's like, he's eff- he effortlessly kills more than anyone I've ever seen in my life. Effortlessly kills.

• 2:15:04Speaker 04

  I think he was high as fuck. We did, uh, San Antonio's.

• 2:15:08Joe Rogan?

  Think.

• 2:15:09Speaker 04

  No, but I know, I was with my, uh...

• 2:15:10Joe Rogan?

  Think? Was he on stage?

• 2:15:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:15:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:15:12Speaker 04

  So I was, everybody else is like nervous and then you look over and you see him and he's...

• 2:15:18Joe Rogan?

  High up kite, barely sees his eyeballs.

• 2:15:20Speaker 04

  And he, he's no problem with silence, just talking.

• 2:15:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:15:23Speaker 04

  And then killing. Like he, everybody else would get up there and be like, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

• 2:15:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 2:15:27Joe Rogan?

  Nah, he's composed. He's composed.

• 2:15:30Speaker 04

  He's great. Military man.

• 2:15:31Joe Rogan?

  Such a fun guy too. Such a good dude to hang out with. Like he's like one of the best green room hangs. And when you crack on him, he laughs hard.

• 2:15:38Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:15:39Joe Rogan?

  That's the key. Like a dude who can take a joke.

• 2:15:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15:42Joe Rogan?

  You know, some, some guys are really good at dishing them out.

• 2:15:44Speaker 04

  I can take a joke, but Ari did not tap me twice.

• 2:15:49Speaker 04

  Just for the record.

• 2:15:50Joe Rogan?

  I definitely...

• 2:15:50Speaker 04

  And you whimpered.

• 2:15:51Speaker 02

  Oh, I do remember the whimper.

• 2:15:53Speaker 04

  You made a noise.

• 2:15:55Speaker 04

  I'll remember your little nasty ass jumping on this deflect. I'll remember you faking, you cocksucker.

• 2:16:00Speaker 02

  I got right on top.

• 2:16:02Speaker 04

  You tried to save me from Joey Rogies, but there's nothing we can do.

• 2:16:06Speaker 02

  You didn't even notice I was up there. It was like a chihuahua.

• 2:16:09Speaker 04

  He's a problem, dude.

• 2:16:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got some, uh, some real beef on ya.

• 2:16:13Joe Rogan?

  Well, that was a moment where I had to show Shane what the fuck is up.

• 2:16:15Speaker 02

  Whoa, there was some alpha going on.

• 2:16:18Joe Rogan?

  He got a little crazy with the football stuff.

• 2:16:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, but there was no, I was a hundred percent aware of what was gonna hap- there was no part of me that was like-

• 2:16:24Speaker 02

  Oh, you had a gleam in your eye. I thought you, you thought you could take him. Yeah, for a second, you're like, I got this guy. He's four foot eight.

• 2:16:31Speaker 04

  Hold on a second. Hold on a second. We've had, we've had this conversation, I think, every Protecto part.

• 2:16:37Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 2:16:37Speaker 04

  Every time you two have no clue how life works and are like, I think the three of us could take him.

• 2:16:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:16:43Speaker 04

  I'm the only one every time that says, he would literally kill all three of us.

• 2:16:47Joe Rogan?

  I know he would. I'm instigating.

• 2:16:49Speaker 02

  I got him in a chokehold once.

• 2:16:50Joe Rogan?

  He got him in a chokehold. Funzies. It's just funzies.

• 2:16:53Speaker 02

  But look at the, look at the arms. Look at the tits. Look at the thighs.

• 2:16:57Speaker 04

  Weak ass.

• 2:17:01Joe Rogan?

  Compared to a lot of dudes I am. This is, that's the thing. There's a lot of dudes I know that can fucking murder me, easy.

• 2:17:07Speaker 02

  See, the problem-

• 2:17:08Joe Rogan?

  That's what's uncomfortable about being around the UFC, like-

• 2:17:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, too many murderers.

• 2:17:11Joe Rogan?

  Get delusional. I know a hundred and thirty-five pound dude that could fucking take your life.

• 2:17:15Speaker 02

  What was up with that last fight where, uh, Herb Dean kept calling it, he kept being like, stop, work, work, and you're like, the O'Malley fight?

• 2:17:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I don't know what was up with that. Yeah.

• 2:17:24Speaker 02

  I don't wanna get the guy in trouble.

• 2:17:25Joe Rogan?

  No, I mean, I think he's getting instruction from someone who's telling him to keep the action moving. When fighters go to the ground and they're not doing anything, keep the action moving. I think, I don't think that's Herb's call. I think someone's directing him because one of the things that, and I think, by the way, I always say, Herb is the gold standard.

• 2:17:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:17:43Joe Rogan?

  As good a referee as ever existed. He's like, there's him, there's Mark Goddard, there's a few guys that are like, right up there, that are like, elite of the elite. Like, you see them refereeing a fight, like, they're gonna, they're gonna handle it. It's gonna be perfect. It's just like, you know, it's a tense job.

• 2:17:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:17:59Joe Rogan?

  And if people are breathing down your neck, saying to keep the fights moving, you know, what's, he said something to the, something along the lines of, if someone would like me to just let them fight out on the ground no matter what, I wish someone would tell me that.

• 2:18:13Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 2:18:14Joe Rogan?

  So that means that someone's probably told him to keep the action moving.

• 2:18:17Speaker 02

  That sucks.

• 2:18:18Joe Rogan?

  They want, yeah, they want it to be more entertaining.

• 2:18:20Speaker 04

  They hate those fights. You know who probably told him that? That's white.

• 2:18:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, he hates, he hates a fight like that. Where there's no action, the guy just takes the guy down and hits little punches. He hates that shit. Even if you're winning, he wants guys to go for the finish. He wants guys to fucking brawl. He wants it to be exciting.

• 2:18:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess.

• 2:18:43Joe Rogan?

  He wants it for them too. He's like, "Look, you wanna make money in this sport? You gotta leave the fans wanting to see you fight again." And that's true. And the difference between a guy who's a champion, who, you know, can make good money versus a guy like Conor McGregor is Conor McGregor gets people excited about seeing him fight. He puts asses in seats. He knocks people unconscious. So when you see that guy fight, you know you're gonna see some wild shit. Either he's gonna win, or he's gonna lose, but it's gonna be a fucking brawl. Guy's never been in a boring fight in his life.

• 2:19:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:19:10Speaker 04

  He knows, he knows how to promote. He knows how to promote.

• 2:19:13Speaker 02

  Except when he beat up that old guy.

• 2:19:14Joe Rogan?

  That guy didn't really deserve that.

• 2:19:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, that guy swallowed that punch too.

• 2:19:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:19:19Joe Rogan?

  Well, it was not much of a punch. It was more of a smack.

• 2:19:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:19:22Joe Rogan?

  Oh. I give you a smack. A little smack. What the fuck is that guy?

• 2:19:27Speaker 04

  Also, that guy probably had a chin. That guy you hit probably had a drunk chin.

• 2:19:31Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah.

• 2:19:31Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 2:19:32Speaker 04

  He's at like a pub in Dublin.

• 2:19:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, a pint.

• 2:19:34Speaker 04

  Seventy years old. That guy must be.

• 2:19:36Speaker 02

  He's been knocked around a million times.

• 2:19:38Joe Rogan?

  Hey, I remember the war.

• 2:19:41Speaker 02

  Those Irish people, but they're still fighting.

• 2:19:43Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I was reading about France in World War I and World War II. France lost 25% of their men in World War I and another 25% in World War II.

• 2:19:51Speaker 04

  25%?

• 2:19:53Joe Rogan?

  25%.

• 2:19:54Speaker 02

  You guys watch the Chamberlain thing on Netflix? It's great.

• 2:19:56Speaker 04

  What, Neville?

• 2:19:57Joe Rogan?

  What is it?

• 2:19:58Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 2:19:58Speaker 04

  Wilt? Neville Chamberlain?

• 2:20:00Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, yeah. The British guy.

• 2:20:02Speaker 04

  Churchill.

• 2:20:02Speaker 02

  Churchill. Oh, what did I say?

• 2:20:04Speaker 04

  Chamberlain. Yeah, but that was the guy before him.

• 2:20:06Joe Rogan?

  He figured it out though.

• 2:20:08Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 2:20:08Joe Rogan?

  He did the Mark Norman math.

• 2:20:10Speaker 02

  But, uh, yeah, the Churchill doc is incredible.

• 2:20:14Joe Rogan?

  This is gonna change things.

• 2:20:14Speaker 02

  Ron Howard did it.

• 2:20:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:20:17Speaker 02

  They bombed the shit out of Dresden.

• 2:20:21Speaker 04

  Dresden?

• 2:20:22Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 2:20:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:20:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay. They just bombed, like, killing civilians, like, uh, like the IDF.

• 2:20:27Speaker 04

  That was Slaughterhouse-Five, that's Kurt Vonnegut, Dresden.

• 2:20:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 2:20:30Speaker 04

  It's a good time.

• 2:20:31Joe Rogan?

  It's kinda crazy when you think about how that was not that long ago.

• 2:20:34Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:20:35Joe Rogan?

  And these people lost fifty percent of their men.

• 2:20:37Speaker 04

  Wow. Yeah.

• 2:20:38Joe Rogan?

  Fuck, man.

• 2:20:39Speaker 02

  Isn't that wild?

• 2:20:40Joe Rogan?

  Fuck.

• 2:20:40Speaker 04

  And now we have people doing it again. They're saying, "Let's do it again."

• 2:20:43Speaker 02

  And they would just bomb London randomly. Like, Hitler was like, "Oh, you gonna push back on me? Just go blow up buildings in London."

• 2:20:50Speaker 04

  They knew the codes. They couldn't say, "Let's stop these, like, bombing," because then they'll know we have the codes.

• 2:20:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:20:55Speaker 04

  They just had to, like, try to evacuate the right people at the right time.

• 2:20:58Speaker 02

  Crazy. They were sleeping in the su- in the subway.

• 2:21:02Speaker 04

  What does it keep calm and carry on?

• 2:21:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. But then FDR kinda shit on Churchill.

• 2:21:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:21:09Speaker 02

  And then he made friends with Stalin, who is a big fucking liar.

• 2:21:14Joe Rogan?

  Well, what was the...

• 2:21:15Speaker 02

  I just watched it.

• 2:21:16Joe Rogan?

  DeStefano, you would know this better than most. DeStefano was trying to explain this, when, uh, him and Yanis were on, that Churchill had a wild idea to invade Russia.

• 2:21:26Speaker 04

  I think-

• 2:21:26Joe Rogan?

  At the end of the war.

• 2:21:27Speaker 04

  At the end of the war, I think at the end of the war, it was Churchill, he, he recognized the Soviet Union was like a, a major problem. They got rid of Churchill as soon as the war ended, basically.

• 2:21:38Speaker 01

  He wasn't a peacetime dog.

• 2:21:40Speaker 02

  He lost after that. Even after he won the war, he lost the, uh, the new election.

• 2:21:43Speaker 04

  Cause he wanted to, he wanted to fire it up again.

• 2:21:46Joe Rogan?

  He wanted to fire it up again.

• 2:21:47Speaker 04

  I think Patton was ready to go.

• 2:21:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:21:50Speaker 04

  In the Soviets.

• 2:21:51Speaker 02

  And Eisenhower.

• 2:21:51Speaker 04

  There was a lot of people that went, yeah.

• 2:21:53Speaker 01

  It's Batman vs Superman. They're like, "You can't allow this guy unchecked. You can't allow Russia unchecked."

• 2:21:57Joe Rogan?

  Operation Unthinkable.

• 2:21:58Speaker 02

  That's not a good title.

• 2:21:59Joe Rogan?

  Two related possible future war plans developed by the British Chiefs of Staff Committee against the Soviet Union during 1945. The plans were never implemented. The creation of the plans was ordered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill in May 1945 and developed by the British Armed Forces Joint Planning Staff in May of 1945, the end of World War II in Europe. One plan assumed a surprise attack on the Soviet Union, or Soviet forces stationed in Germany, to impose the will of the United States and the British Empire upon Russia. The will was qualified as a- Square deal for Poland, but added that does not necessarily limit the military commitment. The assessment signed by the chief army staff on ninth June nineteen forty five concluded it would be beyond our power to win a quick,

• 2:22:43Joe Rogan?

  but limited success, and we would be committed to a protracted war against heavy odds. The code name was now reused instead of, instead for a second plan, which was a defensive scenario. Don't throw it.

• 2:22:59Joe Rogan?

  Don't throw it, don't do it.

• 2:23:03Joe Rogan?

  Defend a Soviet drive towards North Sea and Atlantic Ocean, withdraw all American forces from the continent. Jesus, that's fucking terrified.

• 2:23:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:23:10Joe Rogan?

  That's terrifying.

• 2:23:11Speaker 04

  It was, it was, uh.

• 2:23:13Joe Rogan?

  These motherfuckers love war.

• 2:23:15Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:23:15Joe Rogan?

  That's their business.

• 2:23:16Speaker 04

  Soviet Union was.

• 2:23:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:23:18Speaker 04

  Evil.

• 2:23:19Joe Rogan?

  Well, also, they lost a lot of people during the war, and they were a little bitter about that.

• 2:23:22Speaker 04

  And they knew they were about to get the nuke.

• 2:23:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:23:26Speaker 04

  And it was like now America is the only one with the nuke.

• 2:23:28Joe Rogan?

  And they got a bunch of those rocket scientists from the fucking Nazis as well.

• 2:23:32Speaker 04

  And if we get it done now, we're the only ones that ever have the nuke.

• 2:23:36Joe Rogan?

  Right. The crazy thing was the rocket science. They're like, listen, listen, listen. Yeah, it's like, listen, I know you're a Nazi, but who knows?

• 2:23:44Speaker 04

  We need it.

• 2:23:45Joe Rogan?

  We don't care, come on over.

• 2:23:47Speaker 04

  What's the lady that wrote the?

• 2:23:49Joe Rogan?

  Jacobson, Annie Jacobson?

• 2:23:50Speaker 02

  Anne Rice.

• 2:23:51Speaker 04

  I just listened to Paperclip. Anne Rice. I just wrote the, I just listened to the Paperclip book, and it's like.

• 2:23:58Joe Rogan?

  Terrifying, terrifying.

• 2:24:00Speaker 04

  The nuclear one's the scariest.

• 2:24:01Joe Rogan?

  The nuclear one's the terrifying one. Operation Paperclip's crazy, too, because she delves deep into those things, but the nuclear one's like, oh, my God.

• 2:24:08Speaker 02

  This is the Russian version of it.

• 2:24:09Joe Rogan?

  Ooh, a secret Soviet operation in which more than two thousand five hundred German specialists, scientists, engineers, technicians who worked in several areas from companies and institutions relevant to military and economic policy in the Soviet occupation zone of Germany and Berlin, as well as around four thousand more family members, totally more than six thousand people, were taken from former Nazi Germany as war reparations to the Soviet Union. Yikes. It took place in the early morning hours of October twenty second nineteen forty six, when. MVD, previously NKVD, and Soviet Army units, under the direction of Soviet military administration in Germany,

• 2:24:48Joe Rogan?

  headed by Ivan Sirov, rounded up German scientists and transported them by rail to the USSR.

• 2:24:55Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 2:24:56Joe Rogan?

  By rail.

• 2:24:57Speaker 04

  Wow, yikes.

• 2:24:58Speaker 01

  They didn't have any use for this.

• 2:24:59Joe Rogan?

  Much-related equipment was also moved, the aim being to literally transplant research and production research centers, as well as a V2 rocket center of middle work from Germany to the Soviet Union, and collect as much material as possible from test centers such as a Luftwaffe Center, Central Military Aviation Test Center at, say that word, what's that word?

• 2:25:20Speaker 04

  Erprobungstelle.

• 2:25:22Joe Rogan?

  Erprobungstelle Recklin.

• 2:25:24Speaker 04

  Recklin.

• 2:25:25Joe Rogan?

  Taken by the Red Army on 2nd of May 1945.

• 2:25:29Speaker 04

  Fuck. What type of German goes and works for the goddamn Soviets?

• 2:25:33Joe Rogan?

  Nazis.

• 2:25:34Speaker 01

  They're just taken away.

• 2:25:34Speaker 04

  You can say what you will about National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

• 2:25:40Speaker 02

  Good point. You're gonna get in trouble.

• 2:25:42Speaker 04

  No, that's a quote from the Big Lebowski.

• 2:25:44Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 2:25:45Speaker 02

  Can I get some cubes in here?

• 2:25:46Speaker 01

  I could pass you that.

• 2:25:48Speaker 02

  The CIA guys.

• 2:25:48Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah. Ice cubes?

• 2:25:50Speaker 02

  Please.

• 2:25:50Speaker 01

  There's ice in there.

• 2:25:51Joe Rogan?

  Young Jimmy.

• 2:25:52Speaker 02

  That's ice.

• 2:25:54Speaker 02

  Oh, there is ice in there.

• 2:25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why I pass it to you.

• 2:25:56Joe Rogan?

  He poured it into his glass.

• 2:25:58Speaker 02

  I don't want to take all of it.

• 2:25:59Speaker 01

  It's alright.

• 2:26:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, don't drop it back in now. Your dirty fucking hands have been all your ass-eating hands. You're disgusting.

• 2:26:06Speaker 04

  Pervert.

• 2:26:07Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 2:26:07Joe Rogan?

  You got a few. We'll get some more.

• 2:26:09Speaker 02

  Sniff these.

• 2:26:09Joe Rogan?

  Um, hey, I'm scared.

• 2:26:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:26:11Joe Rogan?

  The, uh, the whole fucking Nazi scientist thing is wild. They just accepted those guys.

• 2:26:17Speaker 02

  You go to Alabama, it's all Braun. That guy Braun built everything out there.

• 2:26:21Speaker 01

  It was an asset.

• 2:26:21Joe Rogan?

  All the spaceships.

• 2:26:22Speaker 01

  It was like gold. Like golden land. Nazi, like, like, that kind of thinking was like, too important.

• 2:26:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we need the gold, we need the Nazis, bring the scientists over.

• 2:26:30Speaker 02

  What town is that in Alabama? It's got a club there.

• 2:26:32Joe Rogan?

  Huntsville.

• 2:26:32Speaker 02

  Huntsville, that's it. It's all Nazi down there.

• 2:26:34Joe Rogan?

  So I'm mad.

• 2:26:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like Nazis and black people, that's it. It's quite a town.

• 2:26:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's an urban club in the middle of the smartest.

• 2:26:41Speaker 04

  Every single comedian that goes there must do the same joke. I did it.

• 2:26:43Speaker 02

  I did it.

• 2:26:44Speaker 04

  I was like, you guys have fucking Nazi, are you fucking southern fucking morons? Alright, yeah, rocket's going up.

• 2:26:52Speaker 02

  I got ten minutes out of that.

• 2:26:53Joe Rogan?

  How about that one, they had that rocket factory in Florida that was run by a Satanist?

• 2:26:58Speaker 02

  I think it's the Houston Rockets.

• 2:26:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, an open Satanist during the middle of the whole fucking rocket development program.

• 2:27:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:27:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, this guy was, uh, he ran this place that's now like one of those haunted places where people go to visit. And if you go there, there's like spray paint all over the place and like devil signs and shit.

• 2:27:14Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 2:27:15Joe Rogan?

  People have gone there and like tried to find ghosts.

• 2:27:17Speaker 02

  Jack Parsons.

• 2:27:17Joe Rogan?

  Jack Parsons. So this guy, see if you can get an article on him. Oh yeah, this guy was like literally one of the fucking main rocket engineers.

• 2:27:25Speaker 01

  Horny, are there any cults that aren't sex cults?

• 2:27:29Speaker 04

  Guys are so horny.

• 2:27:29Speaker 01

  So horny.

• 2:27:30Joe Rogan?

  Practiced the occult and led a sex cult, he was also one of history's most important rocket scientists.

• 2:27:35Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 2:27:36Joe Rogan?

  Fucking freaks.

• 2:27:36Speaker 01

  Fucking whack off, you idiot.

• 2:27:38Speaker 02

  Well, let the guy cook.

• 2:27:39Joe Rogan?

  Let him cook.

• 2:27:40Speaker 02

  These brilliant people are all twisted.

• 2:27:42Joe Rogan?

  Back then.

• 2:27:42Speaker 02

  Look at Diddy.

• 2:27:43Joe Rogan?

  Back then, all those scientists were getting crazy pussy. They were all wild freaks, they were, they were banging their graduate students.

• 2:27:50Speaker 04

  Oppenheimer.

• 2:27:51Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, they were all banging everybody.

• 2:27:52Speaker 04

  That whole movie, just fucking every other scientist's wife.

• 2:27:55Joe Rogan?

  That's true.

• 2:27:56Speaker 04

  There why. I know, I know, we've already done it.

• 2:28:00Speaker 02

  We did Wife, yeah.

• 2:28:01Joe Rogan?

  Do it again.

• 2:28:02Speaker 02

  He was a good look for the, the, the heeps, yeah.

• 2:28:04Speaker 01

  Oppenheimer for the Jews, yeah, yeah, he did well, fucked, fucked hard.

• 2:28:06Joe Rogan?

  Killed a lot of people.

• 2:28:07Speaker 04

  Killed a lot of people, great Jew.

• 2:28:08Joe Rogan?

  Did a lot of fuck.

• 2:28:09Speaker 01

  Great Jew, old Jew.

• 2:28:10Joe Rogan?

  Feynman fucked a lot too, right?

• 2:28:12Speaker 02

  Fucked a lot of Asians, like a Jew.

• 2:28:13Joe Rogan?

  I think Feynman was into pussy too, they were all chasing tail.

• 2:28:16Speaker 01

  Turns out dudes like pussy.

• 2:28:18Joe Rogan?

  Well, that was the thing about.

• 2:28:19Speaker 04

  Don't you ever get to the.

• 2:28:20Joe Rogan?

  Scientists.

• 2:28:21Speaker 02

  Never.

• 2:28:21Joe Rogan?

  They were like rock stars back then.

• 2:28:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I don't know about Einstein.

• 2:28:25Joe Rogan?

  Well, he was a little old.

• 2:28:27Speaker 02

  That's Einstein.

• 2:28:32Speaker 02

  But yeah, he, uh, he was a little old and ugly.

• 2:28:34Joe Rogan?

  That was a part of why those guys wanted to be famous.

• 2:28:36Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 2:28:37Joe Rogan?

  They wanted to be like intellectually famous and be like the big man on campus that all the ladies loved.

• 2:28:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, that guy.

• 2:28:44Speaker 01

  Still happening now, it's still happening now.

• 2:28:46Speaker 02

  Elon, Elon.

• 2:28:47Speaker 04

  All the scientists?

• 2:28:48Speaker 02

  Elon's got a lineup, well, he's got seventy-four children.

• 2:28:51Speaker 01

  They just weren't fucking because they couldn't, and now that they can have Instagram accounts, they're fucking.

• 2:28:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they're probably fucking.

• 2:28:57Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Neil deGrasse is up Uranus.

• 2:29:00Joe Rogan?

  Hey.

• 2:29:01Speaker 02

  Lot of black holes.

• 2:29:02Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Jesus. Quasars.

• 2:29:06Speaker 02

  There we go. Put a ring on it, Saturn.

• 2:29:10Joe Rogan?

  Oh no.

• 2:29:11Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:29:13Speaker 02

  That sucked. I've been drinking.

• 2:29:15Joe Rogan?

  So when you saw these drones, did they make any noise?

• 2:29:18Speaker 02

  Uh, not really. They were so high up.

• 2:29:21Joe Rogan?

  But, but how could you tell how big it was if it was really high up?

• 2:29:23Speaker 02

  I mean, it was pretty fucking big. You couldn't miss it. And they were fast as shit, too.

• 2:29:28Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 2:29:28Speaker 02

  If you missed it, you missed it.

• 2:29:30Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 2:29:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:29:31Joe Rogan?

  And it looked like a UFO.

• 2:29:32Speaker 02

  It looked like an SUV with lights on it, on the bottom and propellers.

• 2:29:36Joe Rogan?

  What was the shape of it?

• 2:29:38Speaker 02

  Kind of a, sorry, a little semen. Uh, like, uh, you know, kind of like a rectangular, black rectangular with lights on it.

• 2:29:46Joe Rogan?

  And you could see the propellers?

• 2:29:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:29:48Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 2:29:49Speaker 02

  But they were quick. They were moving.

• 2:29:51Joe Rogan?

  The thing about these things is they're able to stay up in the sky for five hours at a time.

• 2:29:54Speaker 01

  Five hours? The one I got my nephew for his bar mitzvah, thirty minutes.

• 2:29:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's most of the ones that we have in America.

• 2:30:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:30:01Speaker 01

  The drone.

• 2:30:02Speaker 04

  Don't you ever have a nephew bar mitzvah?

• 2:30:05Joe Rogan?

  He went full Mitch McConnell. That's that fucking freedom bond.

• 2:30:10Speaker 02

  I got your ass.

• 2:30:11Speaker 01

  I'll do another one.

• 2:30:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, do another one. Become a legend.

• 2:30:14Joe Rogan?

  Fucking bizarre that that kind of just went away.

• 2:30:16Speaker 02

  Well, Trump said he's gonna say what they were, but then it kind of fizzled.

• 2:30:20Speaker 01

  Just say it.

• 2:30:20Joe Rogan?

  Well, he said, "They know what they are. When I get into office, it's one of the first things that I'm gonna disclose to the American people."

• 2:30:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:30:26Joe Rogan?

  What do you think that is?

• 2:30:27Speaker 02

  I heard they're, they're missing weapons?

• 2:30:30Speaker 01

  What?

• 2:30:30Joe Rogan?

  I heard that. I heard that one, that they were, they were scanning the sky. They were looking for radioactive signal. There was some guy that was a drone manufacturer in America. We played his video. And he was saying that they do have the capability to look for gamma radiation and that there was a nuclear warhead that was unaccounted for.

• 2:30:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:30:48Joe Rogan?

  And that they were worried that someone slipped it into the country. But that's, we've been diving down that rabbit hole. It doesn't seem like that makes sense.

• 2:30:55Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:30:56Speaker 01

  All of them be doing that? And why not just say that's what they're doing?

• 2:30:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:30:59Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. Because then people would freak out.

• 2:31:01Speaker 01

  They always go with that mass hysteria reason. I never buy it.

• 2:31:05Joe Rogan?

  Well, here's the other thing. If they don't have to tell you, why would they tell you? They don't want to.

• 2:31:09Speaker 01

  But...

• 2:31:09Joe Rogan?

  Because it just makes more work for them.

• 2:31:11Speaker 01

  And this isn't mass hysteria? I guess it's not.

• 2:31:13Joe Rogan?

  It's not.

• 2:31:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, just minor hysteria.

• 2:31:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, no one really cares.

• 2:31:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:31:16Joe Rogan?

  There's so many things going on simultaneously.

• 2:31:18Speaker 01

  I'm sure it's something else.

• 2:31:19Joe Rogan?

  There's two fucking wars, you know? There's a ship blowing up in Syria.

• 2:31:22Speaker 01

  An election, new president.

• 2:31:24Joe Rogan?

  Things are happening left and right. Syria, Syria, like, they, they lost their government.

• 2:31:27Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 2:31:28Joe Rogan?

  It's all like...

• 2:31:28Speaker 02

  That guy fled like, like Ellen.

• 2:31:30Speaker 01

  Did he die? They killed him, right?

• 2:31:31Joe Rogan?

  We're trying to figure out if he's, his plane blew up. We heard his plane blew up, and then we heard it didn't.

• 2:31:35Speaker 02

  Did you see this clip?

• 2:31:35Speaker 01

  His plane went off the radar.

• 2:31:36Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 2:31:37Speaker 02

  Talking with Tim Poole. She says that they're gonna do disclose. And that there's two kinds that they that they don't know what it is.

• 2:31:42Joe Rogan?

  Well, click on that shit because this is Shane's girl. He loves her.

• 2:31:47Speaker 02

  Oh, she is pretty.

• 2:31:48Speaker 05

  Unexplained.

• 2:31:49Speaker 04

  What's the company?

• 2:31:50Joe Rogan?

  Full screen.

• 2:31:50Speaker 05

  Arrow, it's a government agency that investigates UAP. They investigate a lot of other things as well, but they'll be doing this, I am told, this, starting this year.

• 2:31:57Joe Rogan?

  Oh, and all my senators in a gamer chair.

• 2:32:01Joe Rogan?

  That's where you know things are good.

• 2:32:02Speaker 05

  And they will explain how they've been debunked. I've been briefed on this. And then some of the ones that are unexplained, they will also release to the public. They're also going to re-

• 2:32:11Speaker 02

  I didn't, I didn't know what the hell that meant.

• 2:32:14Joe Rogan?

  Huh. What's she say on this one?

• 2:32:16Speaker 06

  Classified information you can't talk, is that-

• 2:32:19Speaker 05

  That's interesting.

• 2:32:21Joe Rogan?

  Why are you skipping ahead?

• 2:32:22Speaker 02

  Because they're giving their idea on what's, what they think it is and she just listens, which she's the one from this again.

• 2:32:28Joe Rogan?

  Okay, let me hear what she says.

• 2:32:29Speaker 05

  Arrow, the government is going to start putting out some of the information on which ones are that they have debunked and how they debunked them because I think that information would give more trust in the process too with the government because I don't trust them. I don't, I don't trust, at this point, any government agency because we've been lied to for so long by all of them. But, um, but then while they do that, they're also going to release information on what is unexplained.

• 2:32:52Speaker 04

  What's the company?

• 2:32:53Speaker 05

  Arrow, it's a government agency that investigates UAP. They investigate a lot of other things as well, but they'll be doing this, I am told, this, starting this year, starting over the next couple of months, start releasing information on videos and photos that they have debunked and they will explain how they've been debunked. I've been briefed on this. And then some of the ones that are unexplained, they will also release to the public. So I think that's, that's a great first step in some transparency.

• 2:33:16Speaker 06

  Have you ever met any of the Arrow-

• 2:33:19Speaker 02

  Beautiful eyes. Uh, old Macy.

• 2:33:21Joe Rogan?

  Isn't it interesting though that a congresswoman can go on an internet show and say, I don't trust anybody in the government now and everybody's like, right, right. That shit never happened before.

• 2:33:32Speaker 04

  I know, but now it's like, oh, you can't be saying that. You're the government.

• 2:33:35Joe Rogan?

  But here's the thing, it's like, but she's, but she's a representative. Like she's not like someone in the deep state. She's not someone working for the military industrial complex, right? So, but you never saw that on any television show in the past.

• 2:33:46Speaker 04

  Meet the Press would never say that.

• 2:33:47Joe Rogan?

  Not a chance in hell. They would edit it out and the congressperson would never do it. They would never say that. The world is fucking-

• 2:33:54Speaker 04

  I don't trust government agencies.

• 2:33:56Joe Rogan?

  The world's fucking different. It's fucking different now.

• 2:34:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, she's on a podcast. Politicians are on podcasts. It's all kooky.

• 2:34:03Joe Rogan?

  Well, people are, it's probably millions of people watching her on Timcast. Versus, you know, you go on CNN, you get five minutes, and thirty-five thousand people are watching it.

• 2:34:13Speaker 02

  Right.

• 2:34:14Joe Rogan?

  That's real. Those are real numbers.

• 2:34:16Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:34:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. It's, it's, the world has fucking changed, man.

• 2:34:20Speaker 02

  It's flipped.

• 2:34:20Joe Rogan?

  And then, this time around, here's what's really crazy. So many people are trying to go to the inauguration. Like, everybody wants to go there.

• 2:34:26Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:34:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, celebrities wanna go there, business people wanna go there. It's a totally different vibe.

• 2:34:31Speaker 01

  Cause they wanna take pictures?

• 2:34:32Speaker 04

  I was thinking about, I was thinking about going with AB.

• 2:34:34Joe Rogan?

  It's not the- That would be the best guy to go with him.

• 2:34:36Speaker 02

  The best Twitter follower out there.

• 2:34:37Joe Rogan?

  Cracker of the year, let's go.

• 2:34:38Speaker 04

  Let's go.

• 2:34:39Joe Rogan?

  He's the best Twitter follower out there.

• 2:34:41Speaker 02

  Easily. Hilarious.

• 2:34:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Jamie told me about him first. I was like, what?

• 2:34:45Speaker 04

  It's as funny as it gets.

• 2:34:46Joe Rogan?

  He's fucking hilarious.

• 2:34:47Speaker 04

  He's supporting the Irish quite a bit.

• 2:34:49Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 2:34:49Speaker 04

  How do you feel about that, Jamo?

• 2:34:51Joe Rogan?

  Well, that CTESPN shit is hilarious. Whatever you need.

• 2:34:55Speaker 04

  I mean, as long as it's not Lex Wex.

• 2:34:56Joe Rogan?

  Are you guys betting, or not?

• 2:34:58Speaker 04

  I'll bet a hundred bucks.

• 2:34:59Speaker 02

  You gotta bet a thou.

• 2:34:59Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, a hundred bucks?

• 2:35:01Speaker 02

  Let's go higher. Yeah! You got the cash arena? Come on, tires? That's tires.

• 2:35:08Joe Rogan?

  You look a little nervous. I'm not nervous. You look like when Ari was choking you, to the same look.

• 2:35:15Joe Rogan?

  That's twice.

• 2:35:16Speaker 04

  We already did twice. That's the second time we did that. That's twice.

• 2:35:20Joe Rogan?

  That's okay. That's okay. You gotta be able to reuse them with this.

• 2:35:24Speaker 04

  You have to.

• 2:35:24Joe Rogan?

  This is gonna keep rolling. We gotta find, find a fresh one. You gotta grab them wherever they are.

• 2:35:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:35:30Joe Rogan?

  They're like Pokemons. No, I'm not nervous. Go Irish.

• 2:35:33Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 2:35:35Joe Rogan?

  So, what do you think?

• 2:35:36Speaker 02

  Alright, Jamo.

• 2:35:37Speaker 04

  It's gonna be a good game.

• 2:35:37Joe Rogan?

  We'll do five hundred.

• 2:35:38Speaker 04

  It's gonna be a great game.

• 2:35:38Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, five hundred?

• 2:35:39Speaker 02

  Five even.

• 2:35:41Joe Rogan?

  You guess? What do you want?

• 2:35:42Speaker 01

  No, no, no. You've gotta do a-

• 2:35:43Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, what do you want?

• 2:35:43Speaker 04

  You guys have no idea how much I'm in advantage.

• 2:35:44Speaker 01

  It's not money. It's something embarrassing.

• 2:35:47Speaker 02

  But you make way more than him, so we gotta even it out.

• 2:35:50Speaker 04

  It's mine, I mean, he's-

• 2:35:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but he doesn't spend it on anything other than video games.

• 2:35:54Speaker 01

  He intentionally bought a dog that doesn't eat a lot.

• 2:35:59Joe Rogan?

  Jamo's frugal.

• 2:36:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jamo.

• 2:36:01Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 2:36:02Joe Rogan?

  He's got that money saved. He's not frugal like you. He's got a nice car, you piece of shit.

• 2:36:06Speaker 02

  What, you got a Tesla?

• 2:36:07Speaker 01

  I got a Hyundai from nineteen eighty-seven.

• 2:36:10Speaker 04

  Damn, DMO.

• 2:36:12Joe Rogan?

  Got that monolith, son.

• 2:36:13Speaker 04

  Did Lex get that for you?

• 2:36:14Joe Rogan?

  That plaid. Wechsler?

• 2:36:15Speaker 02

  I haven't seen the right name, go ahead.

• 2:36:16Joe Rogan?

  He got that plaid.

• 2:36:17Speaker 04

  What's his name?

• 2:36:17Speaker 02

  I know.

• 2:36:18Joe Rogan?

  Elon doesn't-

• 2:36:19Speaker 04

  Les Wechsler?

• 2:36:19Joe Rogan?

  Lex Wechsler?

• 2:36:21Speaker 04

  Les Wechsler?

• 2:36:23Joe Rogan?

  Wes Chester. Ari, how come you still haven't bought a nice car?

• 2:36:26Speaker 02

  Yay!

• 2:36:28Speaker 01

  It's in New York.

• 2:36:29Joe Rogan?

  Why you hurting my feelings?

• 2:36:30Speaker 01

  When I get out of New York, I will.

• 2:36:31Joe Rogan?

  Come move here, so you can get a car.

• 2:36:33Speaker 01

  Done.

• 2:36:34Speaker 02

  Get a space laser.

• 2:36:36Joe Rogan?

  If I buy you a car, will you drive it?

• 2:36:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:36:39Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 2:36:39Speaker 04

  You gotta park it. Your special comes out.

• 2:36:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, my special's out today.

• 2:36:43Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right, we're promoting it.

• 2:36:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, right now.

• 2:36:45Joe Rogan?

  If you move here, I'll buy you a dope car.

• 2:36:47Speaker 02

  What's it called, Jute?

• 2:36:48Speaker 04

  Hold on a second.

• 2:36:49Joe Rogan?

  Hold on. You make no money than him.

• 2:36:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, you make a lot more than me, bro.

• 2:36:53Joe Rogan?

  You make no money than him. Well, I helped you pick out your car.

• 2:36:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I need another car right now.

• 2:36:59Joe Rogan?

  I told that fucking salesman to shut the fuck up.

• 2:37:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:37:00Joe Rogan?

  I'm like, let me sell this shit.

• 2:37:01Speaker 02

  You picked that white thing out?

• 2:37:03Joe Rogan?

  I love that car.

• 2:37:04Speaker 01

  It hugs you when you make turns.

• 2:37:05Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that car's so good.

• 2:37:06Speaker 01

  Gives you a nice hug that your father never gave you.

• 2:37:07Joe Rogan?

  He got the Mercedes S-Class, it is a beautiful vehicle.

• 2:37:10Speaker 02

  That's a Nazi car.

• 2:37:10Joe Rogan?

  It's an amazing vehicle.

• 2:37:11Speaker 02

  True.

• 2:37:12Joe Rogan?

  It's so well engineered. When you're in that thing, you just float over the bumps.

• 2:37:16Speaker 04

  It's nice.

• 2:37:16Joe Rogan?

  It's such a good car.

• 2:37:17Speaker 04

  It's nice.

• 2:37:18Joe Rogan?

  It's-

• 2:37:19Speaker 04

  We've done it before.

• 2:37:20Joe Rogan?

  Who's done it before?

• 2:37:20Speaker 02

  You gotta grab them, Pokemon cards. Take them when they're having them. Look at that, wow!

• 2:37:24Joe Rogan?

  Ari, why'd you do it in that jungle?

• 2:37:26Speaker 01

  Um, well, there was all these empty fucking-

• 2:37:29Joe Rogan?

  Where were you?

• 2:37:29Speaker 04

  Ari, this is outrageous that you did this.

• 2:37:31Speaker 02

  Tell everybody what you spent on plants. Tell everybody out there in the public.

• 2:37:34Joe Rogan?

  You're an asshole for this. How much did you spend on plants? How much you spent on plants?

• 2:37:37Speaker 04

  You're frugal, my dick, dude.

• 2:37:38Speaker 01

  Eighty-five thousand dollars.

• 2:37:39Speaker 02

  Eighty-five?

• 2:37:40Joe Rogan?

  You spent eighty-five thousand dollars on those plants?

• 2:37:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:37:42Joe Rogan?

  That's insane.

• 2:37:43Speaker 01

  It was a bargain.

• 2:37:44Joe Rogan?

  I like it, though, dude.

• 2:37:45Speaker 02

  It's super cool.

• 2:37:46Joe Rogan?

  It's a total new look.

• 2:37:46Speaker 02

  Original.

• 2:37:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, dude, I love it.

• 2:37:49Speaker 04

  It better be funny.

• 2:37:50Speaker 01

  Oh, it's not funny.

• 2:37:51Speaker 04

  If you buy it in the jungle. What are you, Vietnamese?

• 2:37:54Joe Rogan?

  I like it, dude. Does it have anything to do with the theme of what you're talking about?

• 2:37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:37:58Speaker 02

  He's in the shit.

• 2:37:59Joe Rogan?

  Oh, nice.

• 2:38:00Speaker 02

  I saw it last night at the creek.

• 2:38:02Joe Rogan?

  Ari, you have the best backgrounds. You did the candles in your last one.

• 2:38:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right.

• 2:38:06Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, my backgrounds are boring as shit.

• 2:38:07Speaker 04

  Cheaters? Yeah, I'm doing comedy.

• 2:38:09Speaker 02

  Great background, bad jokes.

• 2:38:12Speaker 04

  Good backgrounds.

• 2:38:14Speaker 02

  That's what you want to be known for.

• 2:38:16Joe Rogan?

  I think we can all agree the worst background was Aziz. When he had that background sideways, we could see people walking around the background.

• 2:38:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:38:23Joe Rogan?

  See people walking around.

• 2:38:24Speaker 04

  Spike Jonze directed it.

• 2:38:25Joe Rogan?

  They tried to get wacky. And they filmed him from the side where you could see the people mulling around backstage. Like, what are you doing?

• 2:38:32Speaker 01

  Imagine performing too with someone in your face and the crowd has to see a guy circling you with a camera.

• 2:38:36Speaker 02

  With a steady cam.

• 2:38:37Speaker 01

  You have to ignore it.

• 2:38:38Joe Rogan?

  Yuck. Yuck.

• 2:38:40Speaker 01

  Anyway, my new special's out right now, America's Sweet hurts on Netflix, everybody.

• 2:38:43Joe Rogan?

  It's no diss on Aziz. I like Aziz.

• 2:38:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:38:46Joe Rogan?

  It's not that. It's just like filming it like that.

• 2:38:48Speaker 01

  He's the man.

• 2:38:48Joe Rogan?

  Why would you do that?

• 2:38:49Speaker 01

  Aziz is cool.

• 2:38:50Joe Rogan?

  That fucking R. Kelly bit, that R. Kelly bit is a banger. His R. Kelly bit.

• 2:38:54Speaker 02

  I don't know that one.

• 2:38:55Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's great. It's like his early days. Like when he's first popping.

• 2:38:59Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 2:38:59Joe Rogan?

  It's a great bit. It's a great bit about in the closet. The whole fucking in the closet video series, which is amazing.

• 2:39:05Speaker 01

  I've never seen those. I've never seen those.

• 2:39:07Joe Rogan?

  You know, oh my god.

• 2:39:08Speaker 01

  I'm joking. We've done it 20 times.

• 2:39:09Joe Rogan?

  No, not in the closet.

• 2:39:12Speaker 02

  That's right. That's right.

• 2:39:17Joe Rogan?

  You ever see him singing in jail?

• 2:39:18Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:39:19Joe Rogan?

  He looks like he's having a good old time in jail. Like, they all love that R. Kelly's in there with him. He's like singing with these dudes.

• 2:39:24Speaker 02

  Oh, hell yeah. Well, P. Diddy's in there now.

• 2:39:25Joe Rogan?

  It's basically the barbershop. Just having a good time with some fellows.

• 2:39:28Speaker 02

  You know, Luigi's in the same jail as P. Diddy.

• 2:39:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:39:32Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 2:39:33Speaker 02

  Olive oil meets baby oil.

• 2:39:37Speaker 01

  I'm gonna talk about this Luigi guy.

• 2:39:38Joe Rogan?

  How many panties does Luigi get in the mail every day?

• 2:39:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I sent one.

• 2:39:43Speaker 01

  Are you?

• 2:39:46Speaker 04

  How many, ask me how many beers I've had.

• 2:39:48Speaker 01

  Shay, hold on. Hey Shay, how many beers have you had?

• 2:39:50Speaker 04

  That's five.

• 2:39:55Speaker 02

  I still was waiting for it.

• 2:39:56Speaker 01

  Whatever lead you need, I'll give it to you.

• 2:39:58Joe Rogan?

  Guess when you thought it was over?

• 2:40:00Speaker 02

  No, I was going the whole run.

• 2:40:02Joe Rogan?

  You gotta set some of them up if you want to keep it rolling at this point.

• 2:40:07Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get another beer. This joke has to come out before I have another one.

• 2:40:10Speaker 02

  It's a chess move. I didn't even want the ice. I just wanted to say it.

• 2:40:13Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 2:40:16Speaker 02

  How's the border looking? That's ice.

• 2:40:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, think about being, like hiding.

• 2:40:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:40:23Speaker 04

  Shit, there's spotlight. It's one guy going, "That's ice."

• 2:40:27Joe Rogan?

  You see the one guy that they arrested in California, they arrested him, he had a blowtorch in his hand.

• 2:40:32Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:40:34Joe Rogan?

  The neighborhoods, the neighbors arrested him, the neighbors grabbed him, they called the cops, they arrest the guy and then they let him go.

• 2:40:39Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:40:39Joe Rogan?

  They let him go. He said no evidence that he was doing it.

• 2:40:42Speaker 02

  I read they didn't let him go. He just didn't get charged with arson.

• 2:40:44Speaker 04

  Cause he didn't do it yet.

• 2:40:46Joe Rogan?

  He had a fucking blowtorch in his hand. Well, he was an illegal. He'd already, he, is this guy the guy that had been deported already? And came back in?

• 2:40:55Speaker 02

  That was the guy who lit the lady on fire in the subway.

• 2:40:57Joe Rogan?

  That's right.

• 2:40:57Speaker 02

  He kept coming in and out.

• 2:40:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he had been deported.

• 2:40:59Speaker 04

  The fact that there's, the, the guys that are doing this are illegal immigrants, it's very funny to like work your way, the whole way to get here. And then? And then just set a lady on fire.

• 2:41:08Speaker 02

  Well, you're acting like it's hard to get in here.

• 2:41:10Joe Rogan?

  Set Palisades on fire.

• 2:41:11Speaker 04

  It's pretty hard to fucking get in here, bro.

• 2:41:12Speaker 02

  For some people, but I think a lot of people are just.

• 2:41:15Joe Rogan?

  Well, how many people died in the Palisades fire? And that was arson?

• 2:41:18Speaker 04

  A hundred, two hundred?

• 2:41:19Joe Rogan?

  Instead charged with felony probation violation.

• 2:41:22Speaker 04

  Her?

• 2:41:23Joe Rogan?

  Investigation remains active. No, that's a lady.

• 2:41:25Speaker 04

  Oh, she's Choi. Could be Choi.

• 2:41:27Joe Rogan?

  Dominic? Dominic Choi? Is her name Dominic?

• 2:41:30Speaker 04

  Dominique?

• 2:41:31Joe Rogan?

  No, it's, no, it's a different lady. That's, I think that's a-

• 2:41:33Speaker 04

  Who's that lady?

• 2:41:34Joe Rogan?

  A neighbor. So she was citizen's arrest. So she made the citizen's arrest.

• 2:41:37Speaker 02

  Renata.

• 2:41:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:41:39Speaker 02

  Cramp Renata.

• 2:41:40Joe Rogan?

  Bro.

• 2:41:41Speaker 04

  She goes-

• 2:41:42Joe Rogan?

  They've got video of people lighting the fires.

• 2:41:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:41:44Joe Rogan?

  They've got video from the sky.

• 2:41:45Speaker 04

  Are these copycats now that everyone's just trying to do it?

• 2:41:46Joe Rogan?

  I don't know if it's organized or not, because the way they're doing it is very clever. So they're doing it in the correct place that you would start a fire if you wanted the wind to blow straight through the Palisades.

• 2:41:55Speaker 04

  God, I need those people to be out camping.

• 2:41:57Joe Rogan?

  It's not like an idiot who just lights a fire that's like near it. They're riding a fire with the wind blowing in the exact direction and they did it in specific strategic locations. If it's all arson, it was done very strategically. Like, cause like the way it burned through the city, the fucking videos are insane.

• 2:42:13Speaker 04

  On the hills too, the way it lights up on a hill, it's just like, it just goes so fast.

• 2:42:18Joe Rogan?

  There's a hundred mile an hour winds, Ari. Like trucks fell over on the highway. You see the, the highway?

• 2:42:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:42:24Joe Rogan?

  Like people were driving by the highway and there was fucking eighteen wheelers just tipped over all over the place.

• 2:42:27Speaker 02

  Yikes.

• 2:42:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's how bad the wind was.

• 2:42:30Speaker 02

  Trying to smoke weed.

• 2:42:31Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, with a blow.

• 2:42:33Speaker 01

  I mean, that's how they do it now.

• 2:42:34Speaker 02

  I heard it was a butane torch.

• 2:42:36Joe Rogan?

  He couldn't afford a lighter. Hey, buddy, a blowtorch is more expensive than a fucking lighter.

• 2:42:40Speaker 02

  Was it? I didn't see.

• 2:42:42Speaker 01

  It wasn't a blowtorch, but it was like a.

• 2:42:44Joe Rogan?

  Imagine saying you couldn't afford a lighter. You can go into a restaurant and get lighters for free.

• 2:42:47Speaker 02

  Or just light it off a house.

• 2:42:48Speaker 01

  No, you need a torch to do dabs. If you're a dabs guy, you need a torch.

• 2:42:52Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's a dabber? He's coming from Mexico to dab in America?

• 2:42:55Speaker 01

  Well, Louis is from Puerto Rico.

• 2:42:58Joe Rogan?

  That's America.

• 2:42:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, good point.

• 2:43:00Speaker 04

  Sort of.

• 2:43:00Joe Rogan?

  It's America where you don't pay taxes and you can't vote.

• 2:43:03Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 2:43:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, a lot of guys go over there. You know, that's the scam. That's like the Peter Schiff scam.

• 2:43:07Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 2:43:07Joe Rogan?

  You go over there, if you live there like fifty-one percent of the time, or whatever it is, like there's some number, you don't pay taxes, so you don't pay federal income taxes, and you can't vote.

• 2:43:16Speaker 04

  Is that why the Paul brothers are chilling?

• 2:43:17Speaker 01

  I don't need a vote.

• 2:43:18Speaker 02

  Are they?

• 2:43:19Speaker 04

  Big Buckeye fans.

• 2:43:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:43:21Speaker 02

  You got a lot of them.

• 2:43:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's why they go over there. They go over there for tax reasons.

• 2:43:25Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like a Swiss bank.

• 2:43:27Joe Rogan?

  Like Peter Schiff talked about it on my podcast, and a bunch of fellas hopped on that bandwagon.

• 2:43:31Speaker 01

  Was like, ooh, nice, I'll do that.

• 2:43:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, because like he was explaining why you should do it.

• 2:43:34Speaker 04

  It's kind of why we're in Texas. Instead of Woodland Hills.

• 2:43:37Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but Texas has very high property tax.

• 2:43:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:43:41Joe Rogan?

  Like, you wind up paying.

• 2:43:42Speaker 04

  That's why you rent.

• 2:43:43Joe Rogan?

  You wind up paying. Yeah, if you want to rent, you can do it.

• 2:43:45Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 2:43:46Speaker 02

  Florida, no income.

• 2:43:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, same too.

• 2:43:49Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 2:43:49Joe Rogan?

  No income tax.

• 2:43:50Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:43:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but we're saying that like property tax.

• 2:43:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:43:53Speaker 04

  Why the fuck do you think we all?

• 2:43:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was the reason.

• 2:43:55Speaker 02

  You just love Tony.

• 2:43:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:43:58Speaker 01

  You want flying cockroaches?

• 2:44:00Speaker 04

  Flying cockroaches.

• 2:44:01Speaker 02

  They have those here?

• 2:44:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, and there's a lot of Christians here. That's Christ.

• 2:44:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:44:08Speaker 02

  Good to have you back. The guy you killed.

• 2:44:11Joe Rogan?

  Bro, right when we thought we were over.

• 2:44:13Speaker 04

  That's Christ is great.

• 2:44:14Speaker 02

  That's a classic.

• 2:44:15Joe Rogan?

  Now I'm upset that I haven't got one in.

• 2:44:17Speaker 02

  Come on, Rogan.

• 2:44:19Speaker 01

  You gotta think.

• 2:44:19Joe Rogan?

  Not planning ahead. There's not a lot of those words left.

• 2:44:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, start rhyming in your head. They're out there.

• 2:44:25Speaker 04

  That comes up.

• 2:44:26Speaker 01

  I thought that was a lead up.

• 2:44:29Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I was watching this video with this lady who was in the middle of surgery and she gets a call from United Health, seeing if the person who is undergoing surgery needs to stay over. Why does a person need to stay in the hospital? She's in the middle of doing surgery and she does this video. She goes, "Okay, I was just in the middle of surgery. I had to stop, scrub down, take off my stuff, answer the phone, because United Health was trying to figure out if the person who I'm operating on, right now, needs to stay." Why they need to stay in the hospital.

• 2:44:59Speaker 01

  And they can't just get an assistant to do it. They just try to fuck you.

• 2:45:03Speaker 02

  Insurance is out. This is why I don't have any.

• 2:45:05Joe Rogan?

  Well, here's the thing about the Palisades. The Palisades is gonna be crazy because...

• 2:45:10Speaker 01

  You're not wrong.

• 2:45:11Joe Rogan?

  A bunch of those insurance companies, they stopped fire insurance. They all bailed on it.

• 2:45:17Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 2:45:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. So it's like, how many of those houses are ever gonna get rebuilt?

• 2:45:21Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 2:45:22Joe Rogan?

  Who has the money?

• 2:45:23Speaker 02

  Well, the Hiltons.

• 2:45:24Speaker 01

  So they'll be bailed out to still be crooked?

• 2:45:27Joe Rogan?

  Well, here's what's probably gonna happen. A bunch of people are gonna step in and offer them pennies on the dollar for the land, because they don't have anything anymore and no one wants to be there anymore and you can't afford to rebuild. There's gonna be a ton of people that can't rebuild.

• 2:45:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:45:40Speaker 01

  Take the money that you get insurance and just get out?

• 2:45:42Joe Rogan?

  And then if you do rebuild, so let's say you rebuild. You spend a few million dollars to build a fucking house there and then you can't get fire insurance on that house.

• 2:45:49Speaker 01

  And then next year it happens again.

• 2:45:50Joe Rogan?

  What if it happens again? It happened in 2018. It happened just six years ago. Remember those crazy videos where they're going up to 405 and it looked like Armageddon?

• 2:45:58Speaker 01

  So I heard a lot of it was because the last two years was so flush, they called off the drought in LA for the first time in 20 years. And they go, so there was so much shrugery, that died, those died, and then now that's all like burning.

• 2:46:10Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Well, they didn't clean it up.

• 2:46:12Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:46:13Joe Rogan?

  They didn't clean it up and the fucking reservoir was empty.

• 2:46:15Speaker 01

  And then the utilities don't help.

• 2:46:16Joe Rogan?

  The reservoir, like 11 million gallons was just sitting there empty.

• 2:46:19Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:46:20Joe Rogan?

  The whole thing is so mismanaged and so insane. And then on top of that arson.

• 2:46:25Speaker 01

  And then also those winds.

• 2:46:26Joe Rogan?

  And the way they deal with crime. The people that, oh, it's climate change. The fucking climate hasn't changed since eighteen seventy seven. They've never had wet.

• 2:46:33Speaker 01

  We got good rain. Two years, it filled up everything and they were like, great, the drought is over. Scientists called the drought over in LA for the first time since I've lived there.

• 2:46:40Speaker 02

  I remember that.

• 2:46:41Speaker 01

  And it was like, nice. And then that made a new problem.

• 2:46:43Joe Rogan?

  They didn't do anything. Well, here's the thing about raining, when it rains, then it means more vegetation.

• 2:46:48Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:46:48Joe Rogan?

  So and then when it dries up after the rain, you're extra fucked, because now you have extra dry shit.

• 2:46:53Speaker 01

  Get a two-month dry period, you're fucked.

• 2:46:54Joe Rogan?

  I got evacuated three times. I've been there. Yeah, I've been there where the fucking, two houses in front of my house burnt to the ground. My neighbor's house survived, my house survived, but on our street, there was like four or five houses that were gone.

• 2:47:06Speaker 01

  Dude, I was in Cuba when they had to evacuate people, me and Bobby there, hurricane came. It was so orderly.

• 2:47:11Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:47:11Speaker 01

  They had three people rush to the hospital. That was the only pro- a pregnant lady and two old people. That was the only problems they had.

• 2:47:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but they deal with hurricanes all the time.

• 2:47:20Speaker 01

  But these are hobbles. The Red Cross goes door to door, says, you come, you come, let's go. And everyone just goes.

• 2:47:25Joe Rogan?

  Red Cross does it.

• 2:47:26Speaker 01

  I think so, that's what it said.

• 2:47:27Joe Rogan?

  In Cuba.

• 2:47:29Speaker 01

  Maybe I'm wrong, I think so.

• 2:47:30Joe Rogan?

  Interesting.

• 2:47:31Speaker 01

  But then they just go door to door, like, let's go. But they've already mapped out which ones have to be evacuated. Like, you're going to a gymnasium, let's go, let's go, let's go.

• 2:47:36Joe Rogan?

  Everybody's completely forgotten about North Carolina.

• 2:47:39Speaker 02

  I know. They got seven fifty total.

• 2:47:41Joe Rogan?

  This is the thing about the Epstein Island, Trump assassination attempts, like, everything.

• 2:47:46Speaker 02

  It just goes away.

• 2:47:47Joe Rogan?

  The fucking news cycle's so fast now.

• 2:47:49Speaker 01

  It's our brains are, are scattered.

• 2:47:52Joe Rogan?

  It's so TikToked.

• 2:47:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:47:53Joe Rogan?

  We're all TikTok down.

• 2:47:54Speaker 02

  TikToked.

• 2:47:55Joe Rogan?

  It's TikTok, we got TikTok brain.

• 2:47:56Speaker 02

  Who Elon said he might buy, which, you got too many things, Elon. Take a breather.

• 2:48:01Joe Rogan?

  Let him buy it. Let's fucking go. Let him buy it.

• 2:48:04Speaker 02

  Wow, it's a lot of platforms, Elon.

• 2:48:06Joe Rogan?

  I love these circular ones. You want a circular one?

• 2:48:08Speaker 02

  Yes, please.

• 2:48:09Speaker 01

  It is nice.

• 2:48:10Joe Rogan?

  Here we go, baby. Let me touch it because you touched the ice.

• 2:48:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, we don't, we don't have any attention span anymore. It's fine.

• 2:48:16Speaker 02

  Jeez. Yeah, well, how about the lesbian running that, uh, the lesbian running that fire department?

• 2:48:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, she's doing a great job.

• 2:48:22Speaker 02

  That's Dyke.

• 2:48:25Joe Rogan?

  No, he got one in! He got one in! God damn.

• 2:48:30Speaker 02

  You're next, JoJo.

• 2:48:31Joe Rogan?

  I've got nothing.

• 2:48:32Speaker 01

  You'll get one.

• 2:48:32Joe Rogan?

  How did I not get that one?

• 2:48:33Speaker 01

  Joe, when it gets in your head, sit on it. Be ready.

• 2:48:36Joe Rogan?

  I'm gonna ready, I'm a leash.

• 2:48:37Speaker 02

  Sit on it like a fat cock.

• 2:48:40Joe Rogan?

  For like a, like a big, like when there's a heckler and you're like, oh.

• 2:48:44Speaker 01

  Wait till they say something again.

• 2:48:45Joe Rogan?

  I got something.

• 2:48:46Speaker 04

  You're gonna get one while you're commentating.

• 2:48:49Speaker 01

  Do one.

• 2:48:51Joe Rogan?

  We're supposed to, we're supposed to commentate, that's right. We're supposed, I'll do it, I'll do it.

• 2:48:55Speaker 04

  Get one, do it, do it, do it.

• 2:49:00Joe Rogan?

  We might not even have the fights in LA next weekend.

• 2:49:03Speaker 01

  Oh, they're supposed to be there?

• 2:49:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Dana's talking about maybe moving it to Vegas if the fights, if the fires get, he said right now, we're still scheduled to be in Los Angeles. But if the fight, if the fires get worse, they'll move it to, they moved the Rams?

• 2:49:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:49:14Joe Rogan?

  Did they?

• 2:49:14Speaker 01

  Brent's playoff game.

• 2:49:15Joe Rogan?

  When was that?

• 2:49:16Speaker 04

  Oh, that's right. Two State Farms. I was wondering why the fuck they said that. Two State Farm Stadium. Yeah.

• 2:49:20Joe Rogan?

  What day was that? What day was it supposed to be?

• 2:49:22Speaker 01

  This past under or tonight?

• 2:49:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:49:24Speaker 04

  To State Farm, so this is all conspiracy.

• 2:49:26Joe Rogan?

  So here, we're, we're doing this.

• 2:49:27Speaker 04

  Make sure Rams Vikings are in State Farm.

• 2:49:29Joe Rogan?

  Today's Monday, the fights are Saturday. So we don't know.

• 2:49:33Speaker 01

  Also, like, just move it.

• 2:49:35Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:49:36Speaker 01

  Just move it.

• 2:49:37Joe Rogan?

  Just move it.

• 2:49:37Speaker 01

  They're going through shit.

• 2:49:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:49:38Speaker 01

  And I'm sure some people want the fight, but also like, dude, they're dealing with shit right now.

• 2:49:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:49:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's no one there.

• 2:49:43Speaker 01

  Just move it, you'll come back.

• 2:49:44Joe Rogan?

  Also, if you're gonna move it, move it now.

• 2:49:46Speaker 01

  Move it right now.

• 2:49:46Joe Rogan?

  So people can get hotel rooms and all that shit, because you gotta go to Vegas.

• 2:49:49Speaker 01

  Can't be there anyway.

• 2:49:50Joe Rogan?

  You gotta get flights.

• 2:49:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:49:51Joe Rogan?

  You might get kicked off like Khabib.

• 2:49:56Speaker 01

  Yes, Trinkles.

• 2:49:57Joe Rogan?

  That's right.

• 2:49:58Speaker 02

  Vegas and Utah and San Diego are about to get an influx of, of people.

• 2:50:02Speaker 01

  Oh, they're coming here hard too. I bet a lot of people are gonna rethink it.

• 2:50:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, people gotta rethink a lot of things right now.

• 2:50:08Speaker 01

  San Diego underrated.

• 2:50:09Speaker 02

  Oh, San Diego's a great city.

• 2:50:11Speaker 04

  What do you mean underrated? This place is the best.

• 2:50:13Joe Rogan?

  It's the best.

• 2:50:13Speaker 01

  San Diego's lost in the SoCal, uh, argument they always talk about.

• 2:50:16Speaker 02

  It's way, well, they like that.

• 2:50:18Joe Rogan?

  It's the best town.

• 2:50:18Speaker 02

  LA weather without the, the cunts.

• 2:50:21Joe Rogan?

  I thought about abandoning LA and going down to San Diego, I was like, they have the fucking Comedy Store in La Jolla.

• 2:50:27Speaker 02

  Oh, great room.

• 2:50:28Joe Rogan?

  I can work out of there, I can work out of there.

• 2:50:30Speaker 01

  Norman's gonna be there.

• 2:50:31Speaker 02

  I'm doing my special in San Diego later.

• 2:50:33Speaker 04

  San Diego's the best.

• 2:50:34Speaker 02

  Great comedy town.

• 2:50:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:50:36Speaker 02

  Good people.

• 2:50:36Joe Rogan?

  First place I ever did an arena.

• 2:50:37Speaker 01

  Burritos.

• 2:50:39Joe Rogan?

  Well, yeah, we did a 420 show there, and I was like, can we do an arena? The first place I ever did an arena.

• 2:50:46Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 2:50:47Joe Rogan?

  It's a great fucking town. It's also a military town too, so people are like a little bit more fucking, they got their shit together.

• 2:50:53Speaker 02

  Right. Yeah, there's no acting, there's no like auditions and...

• 2:50:57Speaker 01

  They're just, they're so oddly conservative, they had to sue the city to get medical dispensaries open.

• 2:51:02Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 2:51:02Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 2:51:03Speaker 01

  They're like, if it is medical, you have to provide a couple of these.

• 2:51:05Joe Rogan?

  That's so ridiculous.

• 2:51:06Speaker 01

  And all the Christians and conservatives are like, we don't want this here.

• 2:51:08Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's the military. They don't want all the soldiers getting hammered, fucked up on hash and fucking machine gun in the wrong plane.

• 2:51:18Speaker 02

  That's what they're worried about, reaper madness.

• 2:51:21Joe Rogan?

  They're worried about the propaganda they distributed themselves.

• 2:51:25Joe Rogan?

  Well, when you got a people, a bunch of people don't get high, talking about what happens when you get high, you got problems.

• 2:51:29Speaker 02

  Uh huh, but they got it though.

• 2:51:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they got it.

• 2:51:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:51:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:51:33Speaker 02

  New York's got mushrooms, you see that?

• 2:51:35Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 2:51:36Speaker 01

  On the ballot?

• 2:51:36Speaker 02

  No, we sell mushrooms legally now.

• 2:51:38Joe Rogan?

  That's wild.

• 2:51:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're at bodegas.

• 2:51:41Speaker 01

  Not legally, not legally.

• 2:51:42Joe Rogan?

  To get over those people getting lit on fire.

• 2:51:45Speaker 01

  They're packaging our mushrooms, it's crazy. They don't, they're not trying to hide it. It's about to be legal.

• 2:51:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:51:50Speaker 01

  The way they're packaging it, that, that, nobody's concerned.

• 2:51:52Joe Rogan?

  So it's not legal?

• 2:51:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:51:54Speaker 02

  Oh, is that?

• 2:51:55Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:51:55Speaker 02

  Well, these bodegas are going for it.

• 2:51:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, but also the bodegas that sell weed that they can't, they go, hey, do you have any marijuana? They go, wait here, I'll come right back.

• 2:52:02Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 2:52:03Speaker 01

  And they go next door. Like, that's not legal.

• 2:52:05Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:52:06Speaker 01

  But it's great.

• 2:52:07Joe Rogan?

  They're hiding them in the fucking basement with the Jews.

• 2:52:09Speaker 04

  They're hiding my citrus skull in Queens.

• 2:52:11Joe Rogan?

  When the Jews have the tunnels?

• 2:52:12Speaker 01

  Oh, really? Oh yeah, that's what they put up. They're making dispensaries.

• 2:52:15Joe Rogan?

  That's the best place to make mushrooms.

• 2:52:17Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 2:52:17Joe Rogan?

  Did you see that Kingpin show?

• 2:52:19Speaker 01

  It's humid.

• 2:52:20Speaker 02

  Kingpin.

• 2:52:21Joe Rogan?

  You seen that Kingpin show? Uh Penguin, sorry Penguin.

• 2:52:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:52:24Speaker 01

  Penguin's in there.

• 2:52:25Speaker 02

  That Penguin was good.

• 2:52:26Joe Rogan?

  Penguin's great.

• 2:52:27Speaker 02

  Colin Farrell, killed it.

• 2:52:28Joe Rogan?

  Fucking amazing. Hard to believe, that's him.

• 2:52:31Speaker 01

  One of yours?

• 2:52:32Joe Rogan?

  You ever seen him talking in, in an Irish accent with the fucking suit on?

• 2:52:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 2:52:36Joe Rogan?

  He's thanking everybody. Thank you for the fucking great show.

• 2:52:38Speaker 02

  It is kinda sad that that's how scared we are, making a new show that we're like, this is tied to Batman, but it has nothing to do with Batman. We have to get him in with the Batman.

• 2:52:46Joe Rogan?

  I think it'll eventually have something to do with Batman, cause the end of it, spoiler alert, remember they throw up the bat sign?

• 2:52:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:52:52Joe Rogan?

  End of the show?

• 2:52:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:52:53Joe Rogan?

  Fucking dark series though, huh?

• 2:52:55Speaker 02

  Great, great, great time.

• 2:52:57Joe Rogan?

  Great, like, you would think, like, I'm not watching a show about the Penguin.

• 2:53:00Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 2:53:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:53:01Speaker 02

  But he's so good that it carries on.

• 2:53:03Speaker 01

  How many is this for you?

• 2:53:04Speaker 04

  This is my first one.

• 2:53:05Speaker 01

  No, you did one before.

• 2:53:06Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:53:07Speaker 01

  Okay, I'll get back to it.

• 2:53:08Speaker 04

  Are you trying to get that twice again? No, a different one. It's a different one.

• 2:53:13Joe Rogan?

  After he gets, after he gets this down, we're gonna ask him more about that bet, Jamie.

• 2:53:18Speaker 02

  Ooh, Jamo's very confident with this moolah.

• 2:53:27Speaker 04

  This is great.

• 2:53:28Speaker 02

  This is the li- the life.

• 2:53:30Speaker 04

  Uh, he should be confident. He's a fucking eight and a half point favorite. That's crazy.

• 2:53:34Joe Rogan?

  How's it like working for Bud Light? Are you enjoying it?

• 2:53:37Speaker 04

  I enjoy it.

• 2:53:37Speaker 02

  Bud Light.

• 2:53:39Joe Rogan?

  I mean.

• 2:53:39Speaker 04

  Fuck! That's the easiest one.

• 2:53:42Joe Rogan?

  That's a fucking super easy one.

• 2:53:44Speaker 04

  Bud Light. Uh, no, it's been awesome. Those guys rule.

• 2:53:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you brought Bud Light back. You really did. Bud Light's okay again.

• 2:53:52Speaker 04

  I never left, bro.

• 2:53:54Joe Rogan?

  Kid Rock drank a Bud Light on this podcast. It's over.

• 2:53:57Speaker 02

  We gotta get Dylan Mulvaney on here. Let's hear her side of it.

• 2:54:00Joe Rogan?

  Is it true that that person became a man again?

• 2:54:03Speaker 04

  I have no idea. I genuinely don't know.

• 2:54:05Joe Rogan?

  I was, that was a TikTok thing? I don't know.

• 2:54:07Speaker 02

  It's gonna happen. I mean, if, if, uh.

• 2:54:10Joe Rogan?

  Who knows?

• 2:54:10Speaker 02

  Fucking Zuckerberg made that transition, she will. She's next.

• 2:54:15Speaker 04

  Can you hit me a beer? Absolutely, buddy. Thanks, brother.

• 2:54:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, they must love these shows. I mean, this is a giant commercial.

• 2:54:21Speaker 04

  I honestly, I think that's how it happened.

• 2:54:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, for sure.

• 2:54:24Speaker 04

  Coming on here with Joe, yeah. And Joe being like, they should, if you go back to the first couple, Joe's sitting there going, Bud Light should sponsor you.

• 2:54:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 2:54:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Think about the amount of millions of people that have seen you drink 50 Bud Lights in a show.

• 2:54:37Speaker 04

  Bud Light gave me a commercial once.

• 2:54:38Joe Rogan?

  Responsibly, responsibly.

• 2:54:40Speaker 04

  Bud Light gave me a commercial once. I had to play a, a, like a carpenter, which even though it fits, doesn't fit.

• 2:54:46Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:54:46Speaker 04

  And I was like, hey, I'm not right for this. I play like HR guys. And they go, we had a massive campaign with Carlos Mencia and we felt bad and we want to just give you money.

• 2:54:56Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:54:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:54:57Speaker 02

  They should have given him money. He's the one who outed him.

• 2:55:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm like, I'll take it.

• 2:55:01Joe Rogan?

  See what I mean? Bud Light rules.

• 2:55:02Speaker 04

  Bud Light rules.

• 2:55:03Speaker 02

  That's hilarious. Are they back? Are they coming? I know they lost their billions.

• 2:55:07Speaker 04

  They're fine. Everybody's drinking or not.

• 2:55:09Joe Rogan?

  I did a comedy tour with Charlie Murphy and John Heffron. That was a Bud Light tour.

• 2:55:13Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 2:55:14Joe Rogan?

  Back in the day. Bud Light.

• 2:55:16Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 2:55:16Joe Rogan?

  Is Ari Shaffir.

• 2:55:17Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus.

• 2:55:18Speaker 01

  He was trying to pretend like he was pulling off overalls.

• 2:55:21Speaker 02

  Look at this fucking guy.

• 2:55:22Joe Rogan?

  Why do you have overalls on?

• 2:55:23Speaker 01

  I'm a carpenter.

• 2:55:24Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious.

• 2:55:25Speaker 02

  This is back when you could have white people in a commercial.

• 2:55:27Speaker 01

  He said he would give me a Bud Light if I carpeted the house and I went nuts.

• 2:55:31Joe Rogan?

  There's no, no trans people at all in that commercial?

• 2:55:33Speaker 02

  No, no interracial couple.

• 2:55:35Joe Rogan?

  Nothing? What are you doing to the ceiling?

• 2:55:37Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 2:55:38Speaker 01

  I put carpet on the ceiling. I wanted Bud Lights so bad.

• 2:55:40Speaker 02

  Who are you, a carpenter? That's horrible casting. I mean, look at this guy.

• 2:55:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was bad. It really was reparations.

• 2:55:47Speaker 02

  I guess so.

• 2:55:48Joe Rogan?

  Hilarious.

• 2:55:49Speaker 01

  I was like, I've done a bunch of these. This one doesn't make sense.

• 2:55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, but hey.

• 2:55:52Joe Rogan?

  That's so hilarious.

• 2:55:53Speaker 02

  That was back when they paid moolah, big bucks for the commercial.

• 2:55:57Speaker 01

  It was not bad. Kept me in business for a while.

• 2:55:59Speaker 02

  Mailbox money?

• 2:56:00Joe Rogan?

  Ari, Ari was getting in business for a long time by winning poker tournaments.

• 2:56:04Speaker 02

  No way. You play?

• 2:56:06Speaker 01

  Played in Commerce, Hollywood Park.

• 2:56:08Joe Rogan?

  When Ari, frugal Ari, back in the day, like when he was making money, like he started making money playing poker. Like, but Ari was like super successful with these fucking poker tournaments.

• 2:56:18Speaker 01

  I found out a key secret that Mexicans that get drunk on payday are not the best statisticians.

• 2:56:26Speaker 02

  The secret of the pros, but you would play like it was a job.

• 2:56:29Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, I'd get in there. Also, once I was just starting to get high and I could see through people.

• 2:56:34Speaker 02

  Man, you're like a vampire. You've had nine lives.

• 2:56:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I'm high, I would just see it.

• 2:56:38Joe Rogan?

  You see the fear.

• 2:56:38Speaker 01

  I just know what you have. I just know.

• 2:56:40Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 2:56:41Speaker 01

  I wasn't good like, you know, real pros, but in like minor terms.

• 2:56:45Speaker 02

  You could throw those guys off by sucking.

• 2:56:49Speaker 01

  Dude, I read a book of poker tales once. I was in the World Series, cashed, World Series, main event.

• 2:56:52Speaker 02

  Did you really?

• 2:56:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, and some guy, I was playing against a pro. And so there's 5,000 people in there, you know? And you're playing a pro, everyone knows, that's a legit guy. And I just read this Mike Caro's book of poker tales, which is hilarious because there's a whole section on race. That's a whole section on race, which doesn't apply anymore, but it's in there. And one was, if you look at someone's chips, that's because you have a strong hand. And you're looking at those chips like, those are gonna be mine.

• 2:57:17Speaker 02

  This is good stuff.

• 2:57:18Speaker 01

  Was bluffing, knew that guy, knew that tell. And as I was bluffing, I just glanced at his chips real quick to give him a fake tell. And he's like, nah.

• 2:57:28Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 2:57:29Speaker 01

  But he didn't read me.

• 2:57:30Speaker 02

  Well done.

• 2:57:31Joe Rogan?

  Oh, so you did, you faked him out?

• 2:57:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:57:33Joe Rogan?

  You double faked him.

• 2:57:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:57:35Joe Rogan?

  Ooh.

• 2:57:35Speaker 02

  And did you win?

• 2:57:36Speaker 01

  I cashed.

• 2:57:37Speaker 02

  How much?

• 2:57:38Speaker 01

  It probably won like five, five, six, seven grand, I don't know.

• 2:57:41Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:57:42Speaker 01

  I cashed early, but like, yeah, I was up a lot. Yeah, for sure.

• 2:57:44Joe Rogan?

  That's fun.

• 2:57:46Speaker 04

  That's fun, though, that you pulled that off.

• 2:57:47Speaker 01

  This is crazy. You can win like fifteen grand. If you won a commerce tournament, you can win like fifteen grand. It kept me... And then you had to get a walk to the car.

• 2:57:53Joe Rogan?

  Is there a advantage to having a little performative? Like, like you could be performative.

• 2:57:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, people who talk a lot, they're bluffing. Old white dudes who, who bet back at you, just get out. They're just looking to play.

• 2:58:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 2:58:06Speaker 01

  They don't wanna take chances unless they have it. Leave them alone.

• 2:58:09Speaker 02

  Hmm, how about that?

• 2:58:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, bravado is like, look, like, hey man, are you gonna call or not? Oh, yeah, now. What was that?

• 2:58:17Speaker 02

  You go to the shades?

• 2:58:18Joe Rogan?

  Did you say that to them? Do you talk shit to them?

• 2:58:20Speaker 01

  No, I just called and then just knew it.

• 2:58:21Joe Rogan?

  Do you ever talk shit?

• 2:58:23Speaker 01

  No, not there.

• 2:58:24Joe Rogan?

  No, really?

• 2:58:24Speaker 01

  It would just be hap- it would just be fun.

• 2:58:26Joe Rogan?

  Talking shit is an extra element of...

• 2:58:28Speaker 02

  How about that guy?

• 2:58:28Speaker 04

  Talking shit at a poker table is crazy.

• 2:58:30Speaker 01

  Dude, we had me and, me and Lawrence R, my agent, one time we were playing in the World Series and, and we're, there's like, there's big breaks every like five hours. Go for an hour, go have whatever. And I'm like, fuck, we're both complaining about bad beats. I'm like, fuck, this fucking sucks. This guy called me all the way down to the river, hit a two on the river, fuck him. Right then, one of those guys in a wheelchair, those all heads, you know? He reels, wheels by, and we're like, this fucking, ah, looks pretty good. Things are all right.

• 2:58:55Joe Rogan?

  Things are okay.

• 2:58:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:58:56Speaker 02

  All heads, that's my insurance.

• 2:58:58Speaker 01

  America's Sweethearts on Netflix right now, messages like that.

• 2:59:00Joe Rogan?

  Eighty thousand dollars in plants.

• 2:59:02Speaker 01

  Eighty five thousand. Eighty five thousand dollars in plants.

• 2:59:05Speaker 04

  I never wanna hear you talk about fucking money.

• 2:59:06Joe Rogan?

  How much did the candles cost?

• 2:59:08Speaker 01

  The candles cost less. Five thousand candles, one for...

• 2:59:12Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 2:59:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:59:13Joe Rogan?

  A dollar candle?

• 2:59:14Speaker 01

  It was a lot. They're all a lot. I don't have kids.

• 2:59:17Joe Rogan?

  How much did the candles cost?

• 2:59:20Speaker 01

  I remember being less, we were spending more than the fucking candles.

• 2:59:23Speaker 02

  Man.

• 2:59:23Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 2:59:24Speaker 02

  You get audience plants.

• 2:59:25Joe Rogan?

  But the candles, you gotta keep redoing too.

• 2:59:28Speaker 01

  Gotta keep redoing them.

• 2:59:29Joe Rogan?

  So you have to hire handlers.

• 2:59:30Speaker 01

  And then they burned out faster than we thought, when the AC was on.

• 2:59:33Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah.

• 2:59:34Joe Rogan?

  You had to keep lighting them.

• 2:59:35Speaker 01

  There were 24 hour candles.

• 2:59:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:59:36Speaker 01

  We put them in, she tested them, it was like 24 hours, you're fine. And then, in the room, the AC was on, they turned it to 4 hour candles. And we had to source 5,000 candles overnight on a Saturday.

• 2:59:46Speaker 02

  No. Whoa. Man.

• 2:59:50Speaker 04

  What's with you guys and candles?

• 2:59:52Joe Rogan?

  You guys. What's with you guys and Nobel prizes?

• 2:59:57Speaker 01

  Constantly setting the curb.

• 2:59:59Speaker 02

  You guys and atom bombs.

• 3:00:00Joe Rogan?

  Hey, what's it with Germans and engineering? Why, what's the reason for that? Like, why were they so good?

• 3:00:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, why that?

• 3:00:06Speaker 02

  I think they have no fun over there, they're all business. Their cars are great.

• 3:00:10Joe Rogan?

  You think it's a meth thing?

• 3:00:11Speaker 01

  I'd be, I was a...

• 3:00:12Joe Rogan?

  Cause they were all, they're all doing meth, right?

• 3:00:14Speaker 02

  Well, their porn is weird, too.

• 3:00:16Joe Rogan?

  Ooh, that's a meth thing, too. Oh, guess this, I found this out today. What's the number one city in the country? For drug abuse? Drug abuse?

• 3:00:25Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, per capita or totals?

• 3:00:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, like totals, like percentage of people that are abusing drugs.

• 3:00:30Speaker 01

  But major city, otherwise it's gonna be some minor town.

• 3:00:33Speaker 02

  I'm going Salt Lake City.

• 3:00:34Joe Rogan?

  Nope.

• 3:00:35Speaker 01

  No, that's a big one, though, a lot of meth there.

• 3:00:36Joe Rogan?

  It's gonna blow you away.

• 3:00:37Speaker 01

  Hold on, let's all guess.

• 3:00:39Speaker 02

  It's gonna be some, uh...

• 3:00:40Speaker 01

  Springfield, Missouri.

• 3:00:41Joe Rogan?

  Nope. Montpelier. Nope. Phoenix.

• 3:00:45Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 3:00:46Joe Rogan?

  Coke, coke and meth.

• 3:00:48Speaker 01

  Oh, coke.

• 3:00:48Joe Rogan?

  They were talking about coke and meth, they were talking about the percentage of the population that does coke and meth.

• 3:00:53Speaker 01

  I thought you meant like, degenerate drug addicts.

• 3:00:56Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's, it's the, apparently, it's because that's the trafficking route. Where the coke comes across the border.

• 3:01:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 3:01:03Joe Rogan?

  Cause you know, it probably comes through the bottom of Arizona and shoots through Phoenix and everybody gets coked up in Scottsdale.

• 3:01:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got a lot of money out there.

• 3:01:11Joe Rogan?

  Oh, they love coke out there.

• 3:01:13Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:01:14Joe Rogan?

  Well, coke makes you forget about herpes, like, who cares?

• 3:01:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:01:16Joe Rogan?

  We have coke. She's got coke and herpes? Like, good, I only have herpes.

• 3:01:23Speaker 02

  Those, uh, cougars out there, they're all in golf carts and fucking dentists with fake tits.

• 3:01:27Joe Rogan?

  It's a great place to be divorced. Like, if you wanna get divorced and you wanna party.

• 3:01:31Speaker 02

  Open carry, too.

• 3:01:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but let's fucking go.

• 3:01:33Speaker 02

  You want someone out of the house.

• 3:01:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:01:35Speaker 02

  That pistol.

• 3:01:36Joe Rogan?

  Free wings, let's go.

• 3:01:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:01:38Speaker 04

  That's a nice, yeah, this is nice. I like talking about this.

• 3:01:41Speaker 02

  It's desert, though.

• 3:01:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's a nice idea.

• 3:01:43Joe Rogan?

  They don't have any comedy clubs, though.

• 3:01:46Speaker 02

  What, Phoenix?

• 3:01:46Joe Rogan?

  Phoenix does, and Tempe does.

• 3:01:48Speaker 02

  Phoenix's got, uh, State of the Land, I was just there last weekend.

• 3:01:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, Scottsdale is one, though.

• 3:01:52Joe Rogan?

  Do they?

• 3:01:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, they are.

• 3:01:53Joe Rogan?

  What do they get? Omaha ranked as the worst city for drug use through the United States.

• 3:01:56Speaker 02

  Oh, come on.

• 3:01:57Joe Rogan?

  This weighted system, what's the weighted system? Highest drug rate?

• 3:02:01Speaker 02

  They had Phoenix at the top for cocaine, but...

• 3:02:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:02:04Speaker 01

  Take cocaine out, just put heroin in meth.

• 3:02:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, heroin was Omaha.

• 3:02:08Joe Rogan?

  What's the nu- go to the numbers, go back up?

• 3:02:10Speaker 02

  It didn't have numbers. Cocaine is bad, by the way.

• 3:02:12Joe Rogan?

  See, this is what I'm talking about, scroll it up.

• 3:02:14Speaker 04

  People have used meth fifteen percent.

• 3:02:16Speaker 02

  I'm trying to show you what it says.

• 3:02:17Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, just go to that chart, make it bigger. Phoenix, number one, fifteen percent.

• 3:02:20Speaker 01

  Of the population has...

• 3:02:21Joe Rogan?

  But see what it says?

• 3:02:22Speaker 01

  Meth?

• 3:02:22Joe Rogan?

  See what it says? This is what it is. It's number one, it's Phoenix.

• 3:02:25Speaker 02

  This is whites.

• 3:02:26Joe Rogan?

  Population that have used meth.

• 3:02:26Speaker 01

  Wow, that's just...

• 3:02:28Joe Rogan?

  Meth and cocaine.

• 3:02:29Speaker 02

  That's whites.

• 3:02:30Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that crazy? Fifteen percent. One million five hundred...

• 3:02:35Speaker 01

  We're three hours in, we're repeating.

• 3:02:36Joe Rogan?

  It's sixty-three people and fifteen percent of them are doing meth. That's wild. That's wild. That's a lot of people doing meth.

• 3:02:43Speaker 02

  Meth is good, it works.

• 3:02:44Speaker 01

  Fifteen percent of them.

• 3:02:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:02:47Speaker 02

  There's people listening to this on meth right now.

• 3:02:49Joe Rogan?

  Look at substance use estimated by city. Number one, Albuquerque.

• 3:02:53Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 3:02:53Joe Rogan?

  Marijuana.

• 3:02:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, fuck that.

• 3:02:55Joe Rogan?

  Oh, alphabetical? Look at this. Sixty-one percent marijuana. What's the lowest percentage of marijuana users?

• 3:03:01Speaker 01

  Denver, sixty-four percent.

• 3:03:02Joe Rogan?

  Look at all the percentage of marijuana, it's so crazy. Everywhere, it's like sixty percent plus percent.

• 3:03:06Speaker 01

  San Fran, fifty-four, that's low? Wait, what?

• 3:03:08Joe Rogan?

  They're lying.

• 3:03:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:03:09Joe Rogan?

  San Fran's lying.

• 3:03:10Speaker 01

  No way.

• 3:03:11Speaker 02

  Omaha's up there, yeah.

• 3:03:12Speaker 01

  Literally no way. Do not trust.

• 3:03:14Joe Rogan?

  They're lower than Wichita, shut the fuck up.

• 3:03:16Speaker 01

  Zero chance. It's San Fran, they're known for it.

• 3:03:18Joe Rogan?

  Virginia Beach, sixty-one percent. San Francisco, fifty-four. Fuck off, this data's bullshit.

• 3:03:23Speaker 02

  You ever done it? You ever done meth?

• 3:03:24Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 3:03:24Speaker 02

  Oh, dude.

• 3:03:25Joe Rogan?

  Didn't you do it accidentally once?

• 3:03:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're clean.

• 3:03:29Joe Rogan?

  What's it like? You start cleaning things?

• 3:03:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it makes you really horny. It just heightens everything. Really paranoid, really horny, really, uh, you wanna do shit. It's like Adderall.

• 3:03:38Joe Rogan?

  Is it the same as Adderall? Do you have the same feeling?

• 3:03:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's times a thousand.

• 3:03:42Joe Rogan?

  A thousand?

• 3:03:43Speaker 02

  Uh, maybe not a thou- times a hundred.

• 3:03:45Joe Rogan?

  Whoa.

• 3:03:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good time.

• 3:03:47Joe Rogan?

  What's this? Makes ballplayers immortal? What is this?

• 3:03:50Speaker 02

  Oh shit. It's called Greenies.

• 3:03:51Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 3:03:52Speaker 04

  Greenies?

• 3:03:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, they did outlaw it until 2006. Is that the DACA? It's some form of like meth and Adderall, sort of. Doc Hudson? It's called Dexedrine.

• 3:04:01Joe Rogan?

  Oh.

• 3:04:02Speaker 04

  Doc Green?

• 3:04:02Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:04:03Speaker 04

  On acid, throwing the no hitter on acid?

• 3:04:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that was acid.

• 3:04:06Joe Rogan?

  Wasn't that like, he didn't know that he was gonna have to play? And he was like tripping balls, so he just showed up on acid?

• 3:04:11Speaker 01

  Doc something.

• 3:04:13Speaker 02

  Doc Holliday.

• 3:04:14Speaker 01

  Nah, Doc?

• 3:04:16Speaker 02

  Doc of the Bay.

• 3:04:17Speaker 01

  And it was one of the first, like, animated stories.

• 3:04:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:04:20Speaker 01

  It was so well animated.

• 3:04:21Speaker 02

  It's a great story.

• 3:04:22Joe Rogan?

  Doc Ellis.

• 3:04:23Speaker 02

  Doc Ellis!

• 3:04:24Joe Rogan?

  No hitter on acid.

• 3:04:25Speaker 02

  Ellis Island.

• 3:04:26Joe Rogan?

  I wonder what that was like?

• 3:04:27Speaker 04

  He was beaming, he was hitting people. He was throwing walks.

• 3:04:30Speaker 02

  What's he?

• 3:04:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, it wasn't like a perfect game.

• 3:04:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:04:33Speaker 04

  But he didn't, nobody hit him.

• 3:04:35Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 3:04:36Speaker 04

  So he had, he was walking people.

• 3:04:37Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 3:04:38Speaker 04

  Hitting people.

• 3:04:39Speaker 02

  Oh, so everybody makes it seem like it was a perfect game.

• 3:04:42Speaker 04

  It was still, it was still great. It was incredible.

• 3:04:44Speaker 02

  It was great. Can you imagine? We've all done shrooms or been high on stage and had to pull it together for an hour. This is a fucking Major League Baseball game.

• 3:04:53Joe Rogan?

  Right, but he's only doing one thing.

• 3:04:54Speaker 01

  Twenty thousand people watching it.

• 3:04:55Speaker 02

  One thing, though, but he's like...

• 3:04:57Speaker 04

  No one's watching back then.

• 3:04:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 3:04:58Speaker 04

  I mean, it was...

• 3:04:59Joe Rogan?

  Fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire.

• 3:05:02Speaker 04

  Oh, never mind. I take it back.

• 3:05:03Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 3:05:04Joe Rogan?

  I tried, I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire. And once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix.

• 3:05:11Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:05:12Joe Rogan?

  Who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate.

• 3:05:15Speaker 02

  Whoa! That's insane!

• 3:05:18Joe Rogan?

  That's amazing!

• 3:05:19Speaker 04

  Just dealing.

• 3:05:20Joe Rogan?

  And by the way, in 84, you got real acid.

• 3:05:22Speaker 04

  That strikes.

• 3:05:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:05:25Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 3:05:26Speaker 02

  There we go, that's a new one, that's a new one.

• 3:05:28Joe Rogan?

  Yes. Yes. That's incredible.

• 3:05:33Speaker 02

  They don't have full footage of the game.

• 3:05:34Joe Rogan?

  Oh, how come?

• 3:05:35Speaker 02

  Oh, how do they not have footage? They didn't record everything back then, because they didn't have any way to broadcast it.

• 3:05:39Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right, they didn't broadcast every game.

• 3:05:42Speaker 02

  You gotta film everything, that's right.

• 3:05:43Joe Rogan?

  The olden days. Ah, that's right.

• 3:05:47Speaker 02

  He films everything.

• 3:05:50Speaker 04

  I've, I've, I'm friends with Matt, so I'm not like talking to him.

• 3:05:53Joe Rogan?

  He's a nice guy.

• 3:05:54Speaker 04

  Now it's like a Scottish Tourette's tic, where I'm sitting around my house and I just go, "Matt Rife."

• 3:06:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:06:01Speaker 04

  It's gonna be. And people are like, "What the fuck?"

• 3:06:06Speaker 02

  He is killing it.

• 3:06:07Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:06:08Joe Rogan?

  He is. That's a whole new...

• 3:06:09Speaker 04

  He's a good, good bro, too.

• 3:06:10Joe Rogan?

  He's a good guy.

• 3:06:11Speaker 04

  He's a good bro.

• 3:06:11Joe Rogan?

  Very good guy. It's a whole new kind of comedy.

• 3:06:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:06:14Joe Rogan?

  Talking to the audience, always.

• 3:06:16Speaker 04

  Always.

• 3:06:16Joe Rogan?

  Always.

• 3:06:17Speaker 02

  I feel like that could bite you in the ass, though.

• 3:06:19Joe Rogan?

  Can, but it hasn't.

• 3:06:20Speaker 04

  Hasn't yet.

• 3:06:20Joe Rogan?

  If you're good at it, you can keep doing it.

• 3:06:23Speaker 02

  I mean, I know guys who do a lot of crowd work and they'll, they'll do shows and the crowd's yelling shit and they're like, "This is the stand-up portion." And they have to wait, and the crowd's like, "Oh, we don't care about this."

• 3:06:31Speaker 04

  They don't care.

• 3:06:32Speaker 02

  "We wanna hear you talking to us."

• 3:06:33Speaker 04

  No, but that happens to everybody. Like, I'll go up there and people are like, "Dude, Trump."

• 3:06:37Joe Rogan?

  Right, right. No matter what, yeah. Remember when, uh, when Chappelle's Show was on, Chappelle had a real hard time.

• 3:06:44Speaker 04

  I'm ready, bitch.

• 3:06:44Joe Rogan?

  They would just yell it out. They wanted to yell it out. They just wanted to yell it out all the time.

• 3:06:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a problem.

• 3:06:50Joe Rogan?

  It's, yeah. Hey.

• 3:06:54Speaker 02

  Whoa. That thing came a-flying.

• 3:06:59Speaker 02

  All right. Where are we eating tonight, huh?

• 3:07:02Speaker 04

  Silence is nice.

• 3:07:02Speaker 02

  Steak?

• 3:07:03Joe Rogan?

  A little bit, a little bit of meat.

• 3:07:05Speaker 04

  Let's celebrate my new special, America's Sweetheart, on Netflix right now.

• 3:07:07Joe Rogan?

  Is it out right now, or what?

• 3:07:09Speaker 04

  It's out right now, cuz. Watch it, all the way through.

• 3:07:11Joe Rogan?

  Is it out right now or is it out tomorrow?

• 3:07:13Speaker 04

  It's out when this is out.

• 3:07:14Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 3:07:14Speaker 02

  He says some crazy shit.

• 3:07:16Joe Rogan?

  Is it out like midnight tonight?

• 3:07:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:07:17Joe Rogan?

  January fourteenth?

• 3:07:18Speaker 04

  Out right, yeah.

• 3:07:19Joe Rogan?

  Let's go, Ari Shaffir.

• 3:07:21Speaker 02

  Some real ballsy material here.

• 3:07:23Joe Rogan?

  Thank God they fucking listen to you.

• 3:07:25Speaker 04

  I like to fuck around.

• 3:07:26Joe Rogan?

  Almost. When did you film that, Ari?

• 3:07:28Speaker 04

  What?

• 3:07:28Joe Rogan?

  When'd you film it?

• 3:07:29Speaker 04

  Dude, I tried to get a Kanye song.

• 3:07:32Joe Rogan?

  How much?

• 3:07:33Speaker 01

  That's why I ask each of you like the

• 3:07:34Joe Rogan?

  Five hundred million dollars.

• 3:07:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:07:36Joe Rogan?

  How much?

• 3:07:37Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 3:07:37Speaker 02

  He's like one of your people.

• 3:07:39Speaker 01

  I'm trying to appeal to a sense of, there's a whole thing about how we should respect Kanye's music and not listen to his fucking tweets. And I'm like, maybe I can appeal to that. Modest Mouse was like, we'll be cool if you want to, but Kanye's people will go, first of all, are you not referring to him as Ye in this?

• 3:07:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yay.

• 3:07:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I'm like, oh, this is lost.

• 3:07:56Joe Rogan?

  You have to refer to him as Ye in your special?

• 3:07:58Speaker 01

  I'm like, well, I'm talking about tweets.

• 3:07:59Joe Rogan?

  Kanye and just cut.

• 3:08:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 3:08:01Joe Rogan?

  Just like.

• 3:08:02Speaker 01

  I'm sure they'd want me to re-edit it.

• 3:08:03Joe Rogan?

  Just like have Ye, have it say Ye. Like have a little blurb where like.

• 3:08:08Speaker 02

  Kanye.

• 3:08:08Joe Rogan?

  Ye. So if you just cut it out.

• 3:08:11Speaker 02

  Easy.

• 3:08:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but if you just like, he calls himself Ye, right? So if you just like cut off the con and have like a dead, like no air.

• 3:08:18Speaker 01

  Sure. I'd say that's not worth the song at the very end, but.

• 3:08:22Joe Rogan?

  It'd be funny.

• 3:08:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:08:23Speaker 04

  What song are you going for?

• 3:08:24Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:08:25Speaker 04

  Which song?

• 3:08:26Speaker 01

  A Black Skinhead.

• 3:08:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I knew it.

• 3:08:27Joe Rogan?

  That's a great fucking song.

• 3:08:28Speaker 01

  My whole tour. This is like, when all that antisemitism was happening, Christine Okerson called me. She goes, hey, I know, he's like, supposed to be antisemitic, but have you heard Black Skinhead?

• 3:08:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:08:37Speaker 01

  It slaps.

• 3:08:38Joe Rogan?

  Fucking great song.

• 3:08:40Speaker 01

  It does.

• 3:08:40Joe Rogan?

  Bro, No Church in the Wild, he's got some bangers. I'm a Monster, come on.

• 3:08:45Speaker 04

  Flashing Lights.

• 3:08:45Joe Rogan?

  Bangers. His new album is fucking amazing too. He's a.

• 3:08:50Speaker 01

  A sick fuck.

• 3:08:51Joe Rogan?

  He's a fucking killer.

• 3:08:52Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 3:08:53Speaker 01

  That jungly song and that new album is so fucking good.

• 3:08:56Joe Rogan?

  The crazy thing is he goes on like conservative podcasts and he wears like a fucking stocking over his face.

• 3:09:00Speaker 04

  That Alex Jones was the funniest.

• 3:09:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:09:04Speaker 04

  Have I talked about that on here?

• 3:09:05Joe Rogan?

  I think he's done more than one of those, right?

• 3:09:07Speaker 04

  He texted me that day. Yeah, did I talk about that on here?

• 3:09:10Speaker 02

  Say it again.

• 3:09:11Speaker 04

  He was, so I was on a flight back to New York when he was on Alex Jones saying he loved Hitler. And I was just watching it on the flight.

• 3:09:19Joe Rogan?

  With the holy bible.

• 3:09:20Speaker 02

  Hand on it.

• 3:09:21Speaker 04

  And then I landed, I landed in JFK and the first text I got was, yo, it's Ye. And I was like, this is one of my friends, they're fucking with me, no chance. And then I get a phone call that's like, do you want to fly to Miami right now and do a sketch with Kanye? And I was like, I don't know, man. He just said he loved Hitler.

• 3:09:42Speaker 04

  Earlier today, I just got done being cancelled.

• 3:09:48Speaker 04

  Give me a couple of weeks.

• 3:09:49Speaker 01

  We put a pin in this.

• 3:09:50Speaker 04

  The idea, the idea for the sketch would have been incredible. I think it was me as Trump and him as Kanye.

• 3:09:55Speaker 02

  Oh, that would be huge.

• 3:09:57Speaker 04

  I know, I should have done it. I regret it.

• 3:09:59Speaker 02

  You could do it later.

• 3:10:00Speaker 04

  You do it now.

• 3:10:01Joe Rogan?

  You do it tonight.

• 3:10:01Speaker 04

  I would love to do it if he ever wanted to.

• 3:10:03Joe Rogan?

  Be here to the funniest thing ever. As long as you refer to him as yay.

• 3:10:07Speaker 04

  He's the, he's the best.

• 3:10:08Speaker 01

  He's awesome.

• 3:10:10Joe Rogan?

  He really is.

• 3:10:10Speaker 01

  He's awesome. Everyone loves that.

• 3:10:11Joe Rogan?

  If you want a great artist, you're gonna get a crazy person.

• 3:10:14Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:10:15Joe Rogan?

  Period. Whether it's Kinison or Kanye or fucking Jimi Hendrix, they're out of their fucking mind. Everyone.

• 3:10:21Speaker 01

  That's a giant bit in my special.

• 3:10:24Speaker 01

  About Van Gogh. Everyone forgot Van Gogh was cool. What the fuck, bro? Can you see through that?

• 3:10:29Joe Rogan?

  Hilarious.

• 3:10:30Speaker 02

  Like a squid game.

• 3:10:31Joe Rogan?

  Love that he does that. Like, you can't say shit.

• 3:10:34Speaker 01

  He's an artist.

• 3:10:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he's a wild man, too. Wild dude. You know, you want those songs? That's what you get.

• 3:10:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:10:40Joe Rogan?

  You don't get those songs from some fucking Pollyanna.

• 3:10:43Speaker 04

  You ever see Genius on, uh, on Netflix?

• 3:10:45Speaker 02

  I loved it.

• 3:10:45Speaker 04

  It's the, it's so nice.

• 3:10:47Speaker 02

  It's really well done.

• 3:10:48Speaker 04

  It's just a documentary. One of the guys that came up with the maid while he was, Kanye was coming up.

• 3:10:53Speaker 02

  Old footage.

• 3:10:54Speaker 04

  It's like, it's like really emotional.

• 3:10:56Speaker 01

  You forget about.

• 3:10:57Speaker 04

  It's like really nice. Him and his mom in his mom's apartment.

• 3:11:00Speaker 02

  Yes, in Chicago.

• 3:11:01Speaker 04

  She's like, "Oh, that's great, Kanye." And it's just like.

• 3:11:04Speaker 02

  It's amazing footage.

• 3:11:05Joe Rogan?

  I'm gonna put this in my notes.

• 3:11:06Speaker 02

  You never saw that?

• 3:11:07Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 3:11:08Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a classic.

• 3:11:08Speaker 04

  No, it's really, really awesome.

• 3:11:10Speaker 02

  Really good.

• 3:11:11Speaker 04

  Makes you love Kanye.

• 3:11:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's just a, like a little scared boy.

• 3:11:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:11:15Speaker 01

  I was just like, what do you want from him? Just listen to the music.

• 3:11:18Speaker 02

  I think they wanted to stop shitting on Jews.

• 3:11:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, man, listen, he's a fucking.

• 3:11:21Speaker 04

  He's having fun.

• 3:11:22Speaker 01

  He's having fun. I forgive him. I forgive him. That's fine.

• 3:11:25Joe Rogan?

  Now, it would be nothing. Now, everybody's doing it.

• 3:11:28Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, he just, it's too early.

• 3:11:29Speaker 04

  Well, they, yeah.

• 3:11:31Speaker 02

  He did it too early. He's ahead of his time.

• 3:11:35Speaker 01

  They're keeping notes. You better be careful.

• 3:11:37Speaker 04

  I've, I've never said anything bad about the Jews, but.

• 3:11:39Joe Rogan?

  Every few years, the Holocaust numbers come up.

• 3:11:41Speaker 04

  They're running the score up a little.

• 3:11:43Joe Rogan?

  Every few years, the Holocaust numbers.

• 3:11:45Speaker 01

  Trying to get those numbers raised.

• 3:11:48Speaker 01

  It's not too late.

• 3:11:48Joe Rogan?

  People try to bring them down.

• 3:11:49Speaker 01

  7.4.

• 3:11:50Joe Rogan?

  A lot of people try to bring them down.

• 3:11:51Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:11:52Speaker 04

  Which is a weird, either way, it's weird.

• 3:11:55Speaker 02

  Hey, they had blacks, retards, and gays on that.

• 3:11:57Speaker 01

  Gypsies?

• 3:11:58Speaker 02

  And gypsies.

• 3:11:59Speaker 04

  Catholics, not a big deal. You don't hear us, belly aching.

• 3:12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were inclusive.

• 3:12:03Speaker 04

  I think they killed like seven of us.

• 3:12:04Speaker 01

  Seven.

• 3:12:07Speaker 01

  I was in Slovenia, I heard somebody doing a tour and they were like talking about Nazis and like, you know, a lot of Slovaks also were killed, so it's in some ways, it's it's worse than the Jewish part. Everyone's like.

• 3:12:18Joe Rogan?

  Hold on a second, I think Slovakians?

• 3:12:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:12:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they got fucking murdered.

• 3:12:25Speaker 02

  How many?

• 3:12:26Joe Rogan?

  If you look into, no, I think it's.

• 3:12:28Speaker 01

  More?

• 3:12:28Joe Rogan?

  If you go into like the Balkans and all that area, they they got fucked up.

• 3:12:32Speaker 01

  Damn nice.

• 3:12:33Joe Rogan?

  Real bad.

• 3:12:33Speaker 01

  Balkans are wild too.

• 3:12:36Joe Rogan?

  Again, those people, they're like, women can't drive.

• 3:12:40Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 3:12:40Joe Rogan?

  They just got through the war. Stop.

• 3:12:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:12:42Joe Rogan?

  Half the cars work. I mean, sure, they can, they probably let women drive now, but you know, it's like those hard war torn.

• 3:12:50Speaker 01

  Like Georgia?

• 3:12:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's the reason why the fighters that come out of there are so fucking scary.

• 3:12:55Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 3:12:55Joe Rogan?

  Like Marab, Marab, Wabish Willie.

• 3:12:57Speaker 02

  Oh, terrifying.

• 3:12:59Joe Rogan?

  Those guys that have been through like Chechnya, those Chechnya dudes, Dagestan dudes, like, those are hard people.

• 3:13:05Speaker 01

  You're gonna have to have somebody tell you how to pronounce someone's name.

• 3:13:08Joe Rogan?

  Yes, I fuck it up all the time.

• 3:13:09Speaker 01

  Like over and over.

• 3:13:09Joe Rogan?

  Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them I get like during the weigh-ins, they don't look anything like what they sound.

• 3:13:15Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:13:16Joe Rogan?

  The weigh-in is my most stressful time in in all of commentating the US soldiers weigh-ins.

• 3:13:21Speaker 01

  Announce yourself.

• 3:13:22Speaker 02

  Why?

• 3:13:23Joe Rogan?

  Cause I have to remember all these fucking names and they're hard dude. Sometimes I have to write them out phonetically. Some of them don't look anything like.

• 3:13:29Speaker 01

  Get an earpiece.

• 3:13:30Speaker 02

  They got like an O with a line through it.

• 3:13:32Joe Rogan?

  It doesn't work. The earpiece, it's so loud in that thing and there's people and you know, and you're yelling it over a microphone. I can't hear them tell me. Sometimes they'll correct me and I'll have to say it the second time I say it right. But they don't look anything like what they sound.

• 3:13:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, put respect to the name.

• 3:13:46Joe Rogan?

  Especially like Russian names.

• 3:13:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:13:48Joe Rogan?

  They're like, they're crazy.

• 3:13:49Speaker 02

  They must get that though.

• 3:13:50Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:13:52Speaker 04

  Every few weeks I forget how to say Khabib's last name.

• 3:13:55Speaker 02

  Never get a medal. Yeah, when you're drinking it's up.

• 3:13:58Speaker 04

  I fucked that up. I fucked it up.

• 3:13:59Speaker 02

  You had a bar.

• 3:14:00Joe Rogan?

  Real bad once. It's it's one of those like

• 3:14:04Speaker 01

  Wait, is that a clip?

• 3:14:05Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, I fucked his name up so bad. My mouth didn't work right.

• 3:14:09Speaker 01

  It's a tough name.

• 3:14:10Joe Rogan?

  My mouth just didn't work right. But he's fighting for the title this weekend. Umar is.

• 3:14:14Speaker 01

  Oh, Umar.

• 3:14:15Joe Rogan?

  Umar is fighting, uh, Murab. Murab Gabbishwili. Yeah, that's crazy. If it happens. I mean, where's it gonna be? If they move it to Vegas, is there a place that's open, I guess? Like, where do they put it?

• 3:14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:14:26Speaker 01

  Like, the Pearl, it's just a habit?

• 3:14:28Joe Rogan?

  I mean, is the T-Mobile even available? Like, Jamie?

• 3:14:30Speaker 01

  On a Saturday?

• 3:14:31Joe Rogan?

  What's the T-? What's at the T-Mobile this Saturday night?

• 3:14:35Speaker 02

  Where's T-Mobile?

• 3:14:36Speaker 01

  Shane, can you cancel one of your shows?

• 3:14:40Joe Rogan?

  Are you in Vegas this weekend?

• 3:14:41Speaker 01

  No. Wherever you are, it's like, you can do it here.

• 3:14:44Joe Rogan?

  Give them the arena. Come on, bro.

• 3:14:46Speaker 02

  It seems like they don't have an event booked, unless there's private events, but nothing until the

• 3:14:49Speaker 01

  Somebody's bar mitzvah.

• 3:14:50Speaker 02

  So, a week from today.

• 3:14:51Speaker 01

  Some rich Jew's bar mitzvah.

• 3:14:53Joe Rogan?

  So, they do have it open?

• 3:14:54Speaker 02

  That's rabbi.

• 3:14:55Joe Rogan?

  That's waxers. If there's a 70 mile an hour wind tonight?

• 3:14:58Speaker 02

  Eww. They said the Lakers and Clippers were supposed to start playing again, and they're playing where the Clippers, or the fights are where the Clippers play.

• 3:15:05Joe Rogan?

  Hmm, okay.

• 3:15:06Speaker 02

  If they play tonight, I'd say.

• 3:15:07Speaker 01

  They have separate stadiums now?

• 3:15:08Joe Rogan?

  Are they gonna play tonight?

• 3:15:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, it's a tough time.

• 3:15:10Speaker 01

  They have separate arenas now?

• 3:15:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, new arena.

• 3:15:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, a giant new arena.

• 3:15:15Speaker 01

  They should. It's like they've lived in a shadow for too long.

• 3:15:17Speaker 02

  Good name for a rabbi, Clippers.

• 3:15:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:15:20Speaker 02

  Cut that dick off.

• 3:15:23Speaker 02

  Who has more holidays, Jews or trans?

• 3:15:26Speaker 01

  Trans have holidays?

• 3:15:27Speaker 02

  What, are you kidding? Trans Remembrance Day, Trans Visibility Day, Trans, uh...

• 3:15:30Joe Rogan?

  Look at that screen, that giant screen that goes around the whole thing. It's like the biggest L C D.

• 3:15:34Speaker 01

  It's in and out, inside and outside. Smart, where is this?

• 3:15:37Speaker 02

  Is this the sphere? Right next to SoFi.

• 3:15:39Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 3:15:40Speaker 02

  That's beautiful.

• 3:15:40Joe Rogan?

  Fucking huge.

• 3:15:41Speaker 01

  I gotta go there.

• 3:15:42Joe Rogan?

  That place is sick.

• 3:15:44Speaker 02

  What about the homeless? In this thing right here, they said it's called a wall. It's just ones from the bottom all the way to the top.

• 3:15:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, like Tottenham.

• 3:15:49Speaker 02

  And you have to be, no, like, they're not gonna allow any opponents' fans to sit there.

• 3:15:53Speaker 01

  You're my team.

• 3:15:54Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 3:15:54Speaker 01

  It's my team.

• 3:15:55Speaker 02

  From the bottom, now we're here.

• 3:15:56Joe Rogan?

  Why won't they let opponents' fans sit there?

• 3:15:58Speaker 02

  It's home, home field advantage. Oh.

• 3:16:00Joe Rogan?

  Wow, that team's dirty.

• 3:16:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Yankees, when you bought Yankee tickets, if you had an L A, had an L A credit card, like, you can't buy these tickets.

• 3:16:07Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 3:16:08Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 3:16:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were like, we don't, we want home. I'm like, I live in New York, I'm a Yankee fan.

• 3:16:11Joe Rogan?

  That seems so crazy.

• 3:16:13Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:16:13Joe Rogan?

  That seems crazy.

• 3:16:15Speaker 02

  Steve Ballmer's place, so you get, you know, to make the rules.

• 3:16:17Joe Rogan?

  I guess. I guess.

• 3:16:20Speaker 02

  Hold on, what were we talking about?

• 3:16:21Joe Rogan?

  Jews?

• 3:16:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, before that. UFC? UFC, yes. I had a thing on UFC. Oh, the female fighters are getting hot.

• 3:16:30Joe Rogan?

  You like them?

• 3:16:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:16:31Joe Rogan?

  Which ones you like?

• 3:16:32Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know their names. I don't watch. But I see the Wayans. Damon Wayans. Hold on, pull in the, uh, pull up some female fighters.

• 3:16:41Speaker 01

  Underrated, underrated.

• 3:16:43Speaker 04

  That's really good.

• 3:16:44Joe Rogan?

  Valentina Shevchenko's hot.

• 3:16:46Speaker 02

  Thank, what's her name?

• 3:16:47Joe Rogan?

  Valentina Shevchenko.

• 3:16:48Speaker 02

  Pull her up.

• 3:16:49Joe Rogan?

  She's the 125-pound champion.

• 3:16:51Speaker 02

  Ooh, a little fat for me.

• 3:16:53Joe Rogan?

  Paige?

• 3:16:54Speaker 01

  Paige Van Zandt.

• 3:16:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, she doesn't fight UFC anymore, though. She was doing bare-knuckle boxing, and I was like, "Oh, don't do it."

• 3:17:00Speaker 01

  I'd bare-knuckle her boxing.

• 3:17:04Speaker 02

  Raw dog.

• 3:17:07Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:17:10Speaker 01

  She'd kill me.

• 3:17:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, she'd kill all of us. Bare-knuckle lady is hot? That's crazy.

• 3:17:16Joe Rogan?

  She was fighting bare-knuckles, and she was hot.

• 3:17:18Speaker 02

  Give me a photo, JMo.

• 3:17:19Joe Rogan?

  She fought another hot lady, bare-knuckle, Rachel Ostovich.

• 3:17:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:17:21Joe Rogan?

  They both, it was the hottest fight of all time.

• 3:17:23Speaker 01

  Is Paige the one that got mentally fucked up from that Connor throwing the thing at the bus?

• 3:17:27Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 3:17:28Speaker 01

  Who was that?

• 3:17:28Joe Rogan?

  I don't know.

• 3:17:29Speaker 01

  It was like...

• 3:17:31Joe Rogan?

  It might have been Rose Diamond.

• 3:17:32Speaker 01

  Maybe Rose.

• 3:17:33Joe Rogan?

  She, she might have gotten fucked up. That's Paige.

• 3:17:35Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 3:17:36Joe Rogan?

  She fought bare-knuckle. She fought a couple of times.

• 3:17:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, she's cute.

• 3:17:40Speaker 01

  Doesn't really look great in...

• 3:17:41Speaker 02

  Bare kno-, where's she from, I wonder?

• 3:17:43Joe Rogan?

  Well, beat up, nobody looks great, Ari.

• 3:17:45Speaker 02

  Utah, maybe?

• 3:17:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they're duking it out bare-knuckle.

• 3:17:48Speaker 02

  I kinda like her beat up.

• 3:17:49Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ. That's such a crazy way to make a living.

• 3:17:52Speaker 01

  She's got rib tits.

• 3:17:54Joe Rogan?

  There was a bare-knuckle fight this weekend that was so fucking bloody.

• 3:17:57Speaker 02

  For her pleasure.

• 3:17:58Joe Rogan?

  It was the cra- go to the Jackson Wiggledjohn, uh, Twitter page.

• 3:18:01Speaker 02

  Wiggledjohn?

• 3:18:02Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:18:02Speaker 02

  Who's that?

• 3:18:03Joe Rogan?

  That's the, uh, Greg Jackson, Mike Wiggledjohn.

• 3:18:08Speaker 02

  Wiggledjohn, sounds like a bluegrass guy.

• 3:18:12Joe Rogan?

  They posted a clip from this bare knuckle fight that was this past weekend. It was so horrible. This guy's face was just a tomato.

• 3:18:18Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 3:18:19Joe Rogan?

  There's a big red, just wound. His whole, and he was still fighting.

• 3:18:23Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 3:18:24Joe Rogan?

  Look at his face.

• 3:18:25Speaker 02

  Oh no! It was like Hellraiser.

• 3:18:27Joe Rogan?

  Look at this fight.

• 3:18:28Speaker 01

  Is that Jamie fighting him?

• 3:18:29Speaker 02

  Bro, this fight is crazy.

• 3:18:31Speaker 01

  It's me and Jamie after a lot of time.

• 3:18:34Joe Rogan?

  But meanwhile, he fucking, with that blood, he drops this fucking guy. I mean, this-

• 3:18:37Speaker 01

  No, he won?

• 3:18:38Joe Rogan?

  I don't know who won. I just saw this clip. I didn't even know the fight was going on, but this guy's face is a mess.

• 3:18:44Speaker 01

  In the UFC, this is stopped.

• 3:18:45Joe Rogan?

  Nah.

• 3:18:46Speaker 01

  By now, it's not stopped?

• 3:18:46Joe Rogan?

  If it's a woman, no, I mean, look-

• 3:18:48Speaker 01

  With that much blood?

• 3:18:49Joe Rogan?

  Renee Aldana, uh, she, her face was, it was fucking horrible.

• 3:18:53Speaker 02

  His face looks like period sex.

• 3:18:54Joe Rogan?

  Bro, these guys are both just duking it out. And every time you're getting hit, you're hitting by bones.

• 3:18:59Speaker 02

  So bad.

• 3:19:00Joe Rogan?

  But look at that guy's eye just blew up from that last punch.

• 3:19:02Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 3:19:03Joe Rogan?

  I mean, this is fucking horrible, dude.

• 3:19:05Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 3:19:05Speaker 02

  Good lord.

• 3:19:06Joe Rogan?

  Look at this. I mean, this is, the guy with the fucked up face just dropped that guy.

• 3:19:11Speaker 01

  Everyone's cheering with her.

• 3:19:12Joe Rogan?

  Oh my, it's so primal. Did he win? Is that, was that the end of the fight? Is that the KO?

• 3:19:16Speaker 02

  Where's he from?

• 3:19:17Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that is crazy. What are these gentlemen's names? We should say their names.

• 3:19:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:19:21Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 3:19:21Joe Rogan?

  Does it say?

• 3:19:23Speaker 01

  Cody East.

• 3:19:24Joe Rogan?

  Cody East and Dylan Rush.

• 3:19:25Speaker 02

  Oh, so they're probably American.

• 3:19:26Joe Rogan?

  Fuck, dude.

• 3:19:27Speaker 01

  Albuquerque, of course, Albuquerque.

• 3:19:28Speaker 02

  Albuquerque.

• 3:19:29Joe Rogan?

  Bro.

• 3:19:30Speaker 01

  Seventy percent of that audience.

• 3:19:32Joe Rogan?

  Do not piss test these gentlemen. You want to fight on match if you're fucking bare knuckle boxing. That guy's, do you know how hard it is to fight with a face that's that broken?

• 3:19:41Speaker 02

  Woo!

• 3:19:42Joe Rogan?

  I mean, every time something hits you, it's just like jolts of electricity going through your skull. Look at the beginning of the fight and the end of the fight. Fucking insane.

• 3:19:50Speaker 02

  Oh, you gotta hand to the guy.

• 3:19:52Joe Rogan?

  And he won. Fucking insane.

• 3:19:56Joe Rogan?

  Now imagine if that was Paige Van Zant.

• 3:19:58Speaker 01

  Still would.

• 3:19:59Joe Rogan?

  See what I'm saying? Still, of course you would. Of course you would. Stitch her up.

• 3:20:02Speaker 02

  Put a towel down.

• 3:20:03Joe Rogan?

  Stitch her up, let's go. Put a towel down, like period sex.

• 3:20:06Speaker 02

  Exactly. Wait, who was the other one you said? Can I hunt you?

• 3:20:10Joe Rogan?

  Valentina Shevchenko.

• 3:20:11Speaker 02

  Shevchenko.

• 3:20:12Joe Rogan?

  She's hot.

• 3:20:13Speaker 02

  Pull her up, will you, sloppy jalopy?

• 3:20:18Speaker 02

  They lost Ari. Shevchenko.

• 3:20:21Joe Rogan?

  Oh, and the chick she fought, Alexa Grasso, the former champion, she's hot too.

• 3:20:25Speaker 02

  Oh geez, bring her home.

• 3:20:27Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of very pretty fighters in UFC now, there's Valentina.

• 3:20:32Speaker 04

  She's very pretty?

• 3:20:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, very pretty.

• 3:20:35Speaker 04

  What are you talking about? Yeah, that's great.

• 3:20:36Speaker 02

  I like The Rock.

• 3:20:37Joe Rogan?

  She's sculpted.

• 3:20:38Speaker 02

  Very ripped.

• 3:20:40Joe Rogan?

  Very ripped dude, she'll fucking kill you too.

• 3:20:42Speaker 02

  But not too ripped.

• 3:20:44Joe Rogan?

  She'll fuck you up. She's also like a competitive shooter. She does like those competitive like pistol events.

• 3:20:49Speaker 04

  She can like also actually kill you too.

• 3:20:51Joe Rogan?

  Oh, she's like a legit assassin. She's like a legit assassin, she's a terrifying woman.

• 3:20:55Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 3:20:57Joe Rogan?

  Hot, hot and terrifying.

• 3:20:58Speaker 02

  Would you mind if your daughters did this? That's tough, huh?

• 3:21:03Joe Rogan?

  Rough. I think if I had sons, I'd make them at least learn how to fight.

• 3:21:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:21:07Joe Rogan?

  But I wouldn't want them to fight. Like, don't, first of all, if you're my kid, you're growing up with money, you're fucked. You're gonna find some hungry animal that grew up poor.

• 3:21:15Speaker 02

  Right.

• 3:21:16Joe Rogan?

  Unless you're a real complete psychopath and you can fucking rise past that, most rich kids are just not gonna do well.

• 3:21:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:21:23Joe Rogan?

  You're not gonna have that, that hunger.

• 3:21:25Speaker 02

  And that's, that's true.

• 3:21:26Joe Rogan?

  You know, when you've never had to worry about food.

• 3:21:27Speaker 04

  Grant Hill.

• 3:21:28Joe Rogan?

  Crime, and you've never been beaten up, and you've never been, you know.

• 3:21:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:21:32Joe Rogan?

  You ca- it's possible, you could have a champion that came from a wealthy family, but I don't think I've ever seen it.

• 3:21:37Speaker 04

  You know what's impressive about, uh... Tyson, Brad's a champion, his wife.

• 3:21:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:21:40Speaker 04

  I know, but like, uh...

• 3:21:40Joe Rogan?

  The real killers come from...

• 3:21:41Speaker 04

  Like Christian McCaffrey. The running back?

• 3:21:43Joe Rogan?

  Uh huh.

• 3:21:44Speaker 04

  His dad was an NFL guy. Yeah, Grant Hill.

• 3:21:46Speaker 02

  That helps.

• 3:21:46Speaker 04

  He grew up. Yeah, but he grew up with like a, a dad that was like, this is how you play football.

• 3:21:51Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 3:21:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:21:52Speaker 04

  And made him a, a freak. I don't know, I think in football, it can work.

• 3:21:56Joe Rogan?

  I think football's a little different than fighting though, because in football, there's a thing, the, the, you know, there's a play, it goes down, you do your best. You're not like duking it out in the fucking fifth round where your leg is imploding and your, your liver's bleeding and your fucking, your ears are ringing, you're still trying to win, like...

• 3:22:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:22:13Joe Rogan?

  That takes a specific type of...

• 3:22:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's different.

• 3:22:15Joe Rogan?

  Poverty in your background.

• 3:22:16Speaker 04

  I don't wanna just fight growing up. But what if you got like a tutor for fighting since you were five? You know, these kids are getting jiu-jitsu classes. Well, with that Wonder Boy. I think that's where, I think that, I could be wrong, I, it could be where the sport heads.

• 3:22:27Speaker 01

  To rich kids.

• 3:22:28Speaker 04

  Where like, people with a train, but boxing never did.

• 3:22:31Joe Rogan?

  But poor kids are gonna train too. And they're gonna be angrier.

• 3:22:35Speaker 01

  But if you start training jits at like, five years old.

• 3:22:38Joe Rogan?

  Jits is different.

• 3:22:39Speaker 01

  You're gonna be a master at it at eighteen.

• 3:22:41Joe Rogan?

  Jits is different. Jits is different because you're not getting hit.

• 3:22:43Speaker 04

  But like boxing, boxing never.

• 3:22:45Speaker 01

  Never got that.

• 3:22:46Speaker 04

  Like that's why there's no, I mean now there's some white boxers, but like.

• 3:22:49Joe Rogan?

  Well, you got like Tyson Fury, who's a fucking gypsy.

• 3:22:51Speaker 02

  He was a gypsy.

• 3:22:52Joe Rogan?

  So like, his whole family have been duking it out since they were kids.

• 3:22:55Speaker 01

  Just retired.

• 3:22:55Speaker 02

  They used to have Jewish boxers.

• 3:22:56Joe Rogan?

  He didn't retire?

• 3:22:57Speaker 01

  I thought he retired.

• 3:22:58Joe Rogan?

  No, he's not retiring.

• 3:22:59Speaker 04

  He too.

• 3:23:00Speaker 01

  He's on ESPN today.

• 3:23:01Joe Rogan?

  No. Did he today? Today he retired?

• 3:23:03Speaker 01

  On ESPN, it said Fury says that's it.

• 3:23:04Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 3:23:05Speaker 04

  I think he's done that.

• 3:23:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, is that today? Is that Jamie?

• 3:23:09Speaker 01

  Wow, I never write.

• 3:23:11Joe Rogan?

  Well, good for him. Good for him.

• 3:23:14Speaker 04

  That was today.

• 3:23:16Joe Rogan?

  You know.

• 3:23:17Speaker 01

  It's been like, three times today.

• 3:23:19Joe Rogan?

  Tyson Fury retires. Wow.

• 3:23:21Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 3:23:22Joe Rogan?

  Well, one of the greatest of all time.

• 3:23:23Speaker 04

  I don't believe him, says another guy.

• 3:23:25Joe Rogan?

  Well, he might come back. Like if they offer him the Anthony Joshua fight, I know they talked about that.

• 3:23:29Speaker 04

  Didn't he, didn't he retire before?

• 3:23:31Speaker 01

  Is that Bruce in the lift?

• 3:23:32Joe Rogan?

  No, Tyson Fury, yes he did.

• 3:23:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:23:34Joe Rogan?

  He retired when he was having real mental health problems. He like, almost committed suicide. He almost drove his Ferrari off a bridge.

• 3:23:42Speaker 02

  Whoa, is that right?

• 3:23:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he was losing his mind.

• 3:23:43Speaker 01

  Tyson?

• 3:23:44Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 3:23:45Speaker 01

  You ever hear him talk to Ari Hill-Rani about like the, he called him, they were interviewing and he was like, hey, today's the anniversary of when you first took the.

• 3:23:51Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, it's really nice.

• 3:23:52Speaker 01

  The heavyweight title.

• 3:23:53Speaker 04

  That's a really cool speech.

• 3:23:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:23:55Speaker 04

  I mean, it's sad, but.

• 3:23:56Speaker 01

  It's sad, but he's like, how do you like it? He goes, honestly, it's pretty shit.

• 3:24:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, when you beat, what's his name? Who's the Ukrainian boxer?

• 3:24:02Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Vladimir Klitschko.

• 3:24:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. Isn't that who he beat to get the title?

• 3:24:05Joe Rogan?

  The guy who was the mayor of Kiev.

• 3:24:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:24:07Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 3:24:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:24:08Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:24:09Speaker 01

  He's doing a great job.

• 3:24:10Speaker 02

  Cool mayor. That guy's got a PhD out there.

• 3:24:13Joe Rogan?

  Is he or is his brother the mayor? He's the, he's the mayor, right? His brother Vitali was the mayor of somewhere else too. Vitali is also a politician.

• 3:24:21Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:24:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:24:23Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 3:24:24Joe Rogan?

  And they both saddled up to go to war too. So did Lomachenko.

• 3:24:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:24:28Joe Rogan?

  He saddled up too.

• 3:24:30Speaker 02

  Look at that guy.

• 3:24:30Joe Rogan?

  He's the mayor of Kiev, yeah. So what was his, so Vitali's the mayor. So Vladimir, what is Vladimir's position? What does he do?

• 3:24:40Joe Rogan?

  So Vitali's the mayor of Kiev and I think, I think Vladimir is a politician as well.

• 3:24:46Speaker 01

  Isn't the Filipino guy a politician too?

• 3:24:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Manny Pacquiao.

• 3:24:49Speaker 02

  He's a politician?

• 3:24:50Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:24:51Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:24:52Joe Rogan?

  So what does he do?

• 3:24:54Joe Rogan?

  Does he have some sort of a, um?

• 3:24:56Speaker 01

  Ukrainian army.

• 3:24:57Speaker 02

  Whoa, these are the guys are the real deal.

• 3:25:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I saw him with a fucking machine gun, yeah.

• 3:25:02Joe Rogan?

  Terrifying dudes and phenomenal boxers too, especially the brother of Vitali was an animal. They're both animals, I mean, but he was more tactical than his brother, his brother was a destroyer. Just fuck people up, man. He was a giant dude too. And they were, they're both brilliant. They're both have PhDs.

• 3:25:18Speaker 02

  PhDs?

• 3:25:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:25:20Speaker 02

  Did you see this? What's this?

• 3:25:21Speaker 01

  Oh, here we go, I like it, I like it. Let me see, I already like it.

• 3:25:24Speaker 02

  So professional lacrosse, uh, play.

• 3:25:27Joe Rogan?

  You can fight in lacrosse like you can in hockey?

• 3:25:30Speaker 01

  No, you're not allowed.

• 3:25:30Speaker 02

  Who's this?

• 3:25:31Joe Rogan?

  They're fighting, the referee's not doing shit.

• 3:25:32Speaker 01

  They wait till they go to the ground.

• 3:25:34Joe Rogan?

  No, they're fighting dude.

• 3:25:35Speaker 01

  I know, but they can't get it in because they'll get punched, so they wait till it goes, now they get it.

• 3:25:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but.

• 3:25:39Speaker 02

  That was one and done.

• 3:25:40Joe Rogan?

  But they let them fight.

• 3:25:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's same as in hockey, they let them go to the ground and they break it up.

• 3:25:45Joe Rogan?

  That's what I asked, is it like hockey where they let them fight? Yeah, look at this.

• 3:25:48Speaker 02

  That's brutal.

• 3:25:50Joe Rogan?

  Toronto.

• 3:25:51Speaker 02

  Toronto versus Buffalo.

• 3:25:51Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 3:25:53Speaker 02

  Poor Buffalo guy.

• 3:25:54Joe Rogan?

  If lacrosse does this, it might become famous.

• 3:25:56Speaker 02

  It starts like they're playing. That's true.

• 3:25:58Joe Rogan?

  It might get huge.

• 3:25:59Speaker 01

  Gloves too.

• 3:25:59Speaker 02

  Stepping up for his boy like hockey. Man.

• 3:26:02Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 3:26:03Speaker 02

  That was worse than the Duke lacrosse team.

• 3:26:05Joe Rogan?

  So this is a new sport where you're allowed to punch in the face? Because this was never the case in any other sport, like if this is basketball, they would have stopped this a long time ago.

• 3:26:12Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 3:26:13Joe Rogan?

  So they're letting guys box, because this is different too, because you have shoes on. So you can get grip and movement and you can really punch hard.

• 3:26:21Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 3:26:21Joe Rogan?

  The thing about hockey is like you're hampered.

• 3:26:23Speaker 01

  You fall fast.

• 3:26:24Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you're flopping around in fucking skates.

• 3:26:26Speaker 02

  But he was probably disqualified forever after that.

• 3:26:29Joe Rogan?

  I don't know, man, it looks like you're allowed to do that.

• 3:26:31Speaker 01

  They let them.

• 3:26:31Speaker 02

  Really?

• 3:26:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it looks like you're allowed to do that because the referees didn't jump in.

• 3:26:35Speaker 01

  The refs. It's a penalty, but.

• 3:26:37Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that changes sports, that changes sports.

• 3:26:40Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 3:26:40Joe Rogan?

  Start throwing that into basketball.

• 3:26:42Speaker 01

  They used to, in the eighties, the NBA was all that.

• 3:26:45Speaker 02

  Imagine if they allowed it?

• 3:26:46Speaker 01

  Parrish, people fucking punched Lambert all the time. He punched all the time.

• 3:26:50Speaker 02

  Lambert, shout out Notre Dame.

• 3:26:52Joe Rogan?

  But here's the thing, what are you allowed to do? Like, are you allowed to leg kick?

• 3:26:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:26:56Joe Rogan?

  No, if you leg kick, that's gay.

• 3:26:58Speaker 01

  Draymond found out you're not allowed to leg kick.

• 3:26:59Joe Rogan?

  It's what?

• 3:26:59Speaker 01

  It's gay. Draymond found out. He tried to leg kick all the time.

• 3:27:04Joe Rogan?

  But if you're in a lacrosse game and you leg kick, you can't leg kick?

• 3:27:06Speaker 04

  It's gay. Everyone knows leg kicks are gay.

• 3:27:11Joe Rogan?

  Why are you laughing so hard?

• 3:27:12Speaker 04

  Because I know how much you love leg kicks. They hurt.

• 3:27:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but I mean, if you're trying to hit me, why wouldn't I kick your leg?

• 3:27:20Speaker 01

  Who's that boxer that went against the UFC guy?

• 3:27:22Joe Rogan?

  We're going against the rules. We're not, we're not playing this game anymore. Now we're fighting. I'm gonna kick your fucking leg. Yeah.

• 3:27:28Speaker 04

  I had, I had a-

• 3:27:29Joe Rogan?

  Especially if I think you don't know what to do.

• 3:27:30Speaker 04

  A Bellator guy kicked me in the leg and he, he went in slow-mo, kicked me in the leg. It hurt for a week.

• 3:27:39Joe Rogan?

  Calf?

• 3:27:40Speaker 04

  Uh, no, right above the knee on the side of the thigh.

• 3:27:43Joe Rogan?

  Yikes.

• 3:27:43Speaker 04

  Fucked me up.

• 3:27:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and he's just tapping you.

• 3:27:46Speaker 04

  We had a couple of drinks and I was going, "Come on."

• 3:27:48Joe Rogan?

  Have you ever seen, um, Alex Pereira, like, gently leg kick this lady?

• 3:27:53Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 3:27:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:27:54Joe Rogan?

  She asked him to. She's like, "Just don't hit me hard." And he gently taps her leg.

• 3:27:58Speaker 04

  It hurts so bad.

• 3:27:59Joe Rogan?

  She falls to the ground, then she took a photo of it afterwards. Her whole fucking leg was bruised.

• 3:28:02Speaker 02

  What? Pull it up.

• 3:28:03Speaker 04

  How about that fucking Asian guy that was swallowing those? You see those? No homo?

• 3:28:07Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, that guy in Korea.

• 3:28:08Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 3:28:09Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that guy's an animal.

• 3:28:10Speaker 04

  Who the fuck is that guy?

• 3:28:12Joe Rogan?

  Who knows?

• 3:28:13Speaker 02

  Wait a minute.

• 3:28:14Speaker 04

  This fucking maniac.

• 3:28:15Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:28:17Speaker 04

  This is nothing. And by the way, that hurts like fucking hell.

• 3:28:20Speaker 02

  And he's dancing.

• 3:28:22Speaker 01

  This guy's getting mad now. He's like, "I'm hitting harder."

• 3:28:24Joe Rogan?

  But he's not hitting him full blast, but he's hitting him pretty hard, man.

• 3:28:26Speaker 02

  She bang, she bang.

• 3:28:28Joe Rogan?

  Look at this guy just dancing. That's crazy.

• 3:28:32Speaker 02

  Look at that, he took it.

• 3:28:33Joe Rogan?

  That guy's an animal.

• 3:28:34Speaker 01

  No, I swear they showed, no, they showed another one where he's like body shots too.

• 3:28:37Joe Rogan?

  Look, he tells him to hit him again. And he, he hits him hard. Watch this. Look, look, go ahead.

• 3:28:43Joe Rogan?

  He hits him pretty hard, dude. That's kind of crazy.

• 3:28:48Speaker 02

  Pereira's a good-looking guy.

• 3:28:49Joe Rogan?

  He's a handsome fella, especially with the suits on.

• 3:28:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:28:52Speaker 01

  Twenty-six leg kicks.

• 3:28:54Joe Rogan?

  That is so crazy. Now, watch this girl, watch this girl.

• 3:28:57Speaker 01

  This was me at the wedding. That's when I got kicked.

• 3:28:59Joe Rogan?

  He just touches her, just touches her.

• 3:29:01Speaker 04

  Bro, it hurts, it hurts so bad.

• 3:29:03Joe Rogan?

  But wait for it. Watch when she shows what it looked like afterwards. She shows what it looked like afterwards. Look at that.

• 3:29:08Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 3:29:08Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 3:29:09Speaker 04

  It hurts so bad.

• 3:29:11Joe Rogan?

  He just touched her. She just touched her. Now imagine that fucking dude, look, he just literally touched her.

• 3:29:17Speaker 02

  That was something.

• 3:29:18Joe Rogan?

  Imagine that dude ate like twenty what of them?

• 3:29:20Speaker 04

  Twenty-six.

• 3:29:20Speaker 02

  Twenty-seven.

• 3:29:21Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy.

• 3:29:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:29:22Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:29:24Joe Rogan?

  He might be dead.

• 3:29:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, it might be.

• 3:29:26Joe Rogan?

  He might have just been, just really good at putting on an act.

• 3:29:28Speaker 04

  He might be Joe Biden.

• 3:29:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, it might have been a...

• 3:29:31Speaker 01

  Joe Biden himself.

• 3:29:33Speaker 04

  It might have been Joe Biden himself.

• 3:29:36Joe Rogan?

  There's people that are just built different, man.

• 3:29:38Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 3:29:38Joe Rogan?

  That dude is obviously just built different. Something's going on.

• 3:29:41Speaker 02

  Leah Thomas.

• 3:29:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:29:46Speaker 04

  She goes up to the swimming pool.

• 3:29:48Joe Rogan?

  That's a guy.

• 3:29:50Speaker 02

  He got one. I got one. He got one.

• 3:29:53Speaker 04

  That's guys.

• 3:29:58Speaker 04

  You guys wanna hear my impression of Frank Sinatra at a Penn swim meet?

• 3:30:01Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 3:30:02Speaker 04

  That's guy.

• 3:30:04Speaker 02

  There it is. There she blows.

• 3:30:07Speaker 04

  That's fun.

• 3:30:08Speaker 01

  Wanna do this one?

• 3:30:08Speaker 04

  No, I just did another one. You do it.

• 3:30:09Speaker 02

  Are you gonna pee or am I gonna pee? What are we doing here?

• 3:30:11Joe Rogan?

  Um, I'm good for another twenty minutes.

• 3:30:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, keep it rolling.

• 3:30:14Joe Rogan?

  It's almost five o'clock already.

• 3:30:15Speaker 04

  I, I say we keep it rolling. I'm having a nice time.

• 3:30:17Speaker 02

  I'm having a great time, but you've got, you got on the coffee.

• 3:30:19Joe Rogan?

  Like that song, Keep It Rollin'.

• 3:30:21Speaker 02

  Jojo.

• 3:30:21Joe Rogan?

  Keep on rollin'.

• 3:30:22Speaker 04

  What happened to you?

• 3:30:23Joe Rogan?

  It hurts, it's so cold.

• 3:30:25Speaker 04

  Ah, it's good now.

• 3:30:26Speaker 02

  Too cold.

• 3:30:28Speaker 04

  Give Norman one, Norman hasn't had one.

• 3:30:30Speaker 02

  Let's stick with the liquor here.

• 3:30:31Speaker 04

  Shock him.

• 3:30:32Speaker 02

  Coward ass.

• 3:30:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Norman and I gotta suck an ice cube.

• 3:30:36Speaker 04

  It's alright, trick what you want.

• 3:30:37Speaker 02

  Good rapper.

• 3:30:38Joe Rogan?

  True. What is your shirt, Ari? What is that? Is that from your special?

• 3:30:42Speaker 01

  It's from my special.

• 3:30:42Speaker 02

  Oh, that's you.

• 3:30:43Joe Rogan?

  Dude, give me one of those. You got one of those for me?

• 3:30:45Speaker 02

  Stay positive.

• 3:30:46Joe Rogan?

  Oh, nice, yeah, I would award it for the show.

• 3:30:49Speaker 04

  It says stay positive?

• 3:30:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:30:51Speaker 04

  HIV.

• 3:30:54Joe Rogan?

  Why stay positive? What is, is that the name of the special?

• 3:30:56Speaker 04

  I hate his, I hate his fucking positivity.

• 3:30:59Speaker 02

  The whole theme of the special is like, fuck the news.

• 3:31:02Joe Rogan?

  He's trying to get himself out of his anger. He's so angry all the time.

• 3:31:05Speaker 04

  If he's not in here.

• 3:31:06Joe Rogan?

  He's trying to change, American sweetheart.

• 3:31:07Speaker 02

  Is the whole, the whole theme is like, get off the news, live your life, touch grass.

• 3:31:11Speaker 04

  Nice, coming from a guy with a severe social media addiction.

• 3:31:15Speaker 02

  I know, right?

• 3:31:16Speaker 04

  Kind of hilarious.

• 3:31:17Speaker 02

  And a baby.

• 3:31:18Speaker 04

  That's Kyla. That's Kyla.

• 3:31:22Joe Rogan?

  Perfect.

• 3:31:22Speaker 01

  Thanks buddy.

• 3:31:23Speaker 02

  What size?

• 3:31:24Joe Rogan?

  XL.

• 3:31:25Speaker 02

  Oh, that's too big.

• 3:31:26Speaker 01

  The back is for my closer. About this Holocaust enemy that died. XL. That's what you are, right?

• 3:31:30Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, larger XL. I can wear either one of them.

• 3:31:32Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 3:31:33Joe Rogan?

  I wanna wear it.

• 3:31:35Speaker 04

  Positivity special?

• 3:31:36Speaker 01

  It's just like, guys, this shit's fucked.

• 3:31:38Speaker 02

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 3:31:40Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 3:31:40Speaker 02

  That'll go viral.

• 3:31:41Speaker 01

  It's a patty.

• 3:31:44Speaker 01

  Jesus, what an orangutan.

• 3:31:45Speaker 02

  Christ.

• 3:31:47Speaker 01

  My god.

• 3:31:51Speaker 02

  Alright. Now that should sell some tickets for you, Ari.

• 3:31:55Speaker 01

  That'll sell some shirts.

• 3:31:56Speaker 02

  That is a XL.

• 3:31:57Speaker 04

  It fits good.

• 3:31:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 3:31:59Speaker 02

  Damn. That's crazy.

• 3:32:01Speaker 01

  Available at arishaffir.com right now. Help me pay.

• 3:32:03Joe Rogan?

  arishaffir.com, ladies and gentlemen.

• 3:32:04Speaker 01

  Help me pay for this special.

• 3:32:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he's got eighty-five thousand dollars worth of plans to cover.

• 3:32:08Speaker 01

  Netflix did not cover it. Please help.

• 3:32:10Speaker 04

  I love, I love the trailers like, "Coming soon on Netflix."

• 3:32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 3:32:14Joe Rogan?

  Netflix didn't cover the fucking...

• 3:32:15Speaker 02

  Fuck, no.

• 3:32:17Joe Rogan?

  They didn't cover the plants?

• 3:32:18Speaker 01

  They didn't cover enough. I'm out of a lot.

• 3:32:20Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 3:32:21Joe Rogan?

  At least they put that fucking special on.

• 3:32:23Speaker 01

  At least they put it up, and they're putting Jew up?

• 3:32:24Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 3:32:25Speaker 02

  Are they?

• 3:32:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, nice.

• 3:32:26Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:32:27Joe Rogan?

  Beautiful.

• 3:32:28Speaker 01

  Like April or May or something?

• 3:32:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Netflix is taking some fucking chances. I think that fucking roast, that, that Tom Brady roast. That turned it around, baby. That was the number one most watched thing on Netflix ever.

• 3:32:38Speaker 01

  They must've been like, "Oh."

• 3:32:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. "Oh, this woke shit."

• 3:32:42Speaker 01

  What are we...

• 3:32:42Joe Rogan?

  It's not really selling.

• 3:32:43Speaker 02

  You wanna laugh?

• 3:32:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Fuck, yeah.

• 3:32:45Speaker 01

  People just wanna laugh.

• 3:32:46Speaker 02

  Sports and comedy coming together?

• 3:32:48Joe Rogan?

  Fucking fun. Have some actual fun for once.

• 3:32:50Speaker 01

  And it ruled.

• 3:32:51Joe Rogan?

  It ruled.

• 3:32:51Speaker 02

  It was funny as hell.

• 3:32:52Joe Rogan?

  It ruled.

• 3:32:53Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

• 3:32:54Joe Rogan?

  By the way, that probably saved Tony's ass. Because then people say, "Oh, that's what he does all the time."

• 3:32:59Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah.

• 3:33:00Joe Rogan?

  You asked Tony to do Tony at a fucking political rally.

• 3:33:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:33:03Speaker 04

  That's all he can do.

• 3:33:04Joe Rogan?

  Which I told him, "Don't do it," but he doesn't wanna listen.

• 3:33:07Speaker 02

  We have the same agent. He was like, "I'm getting death threats from Trump guys. Like, if he doesn't win, I'm gonna die." Alright. They might actually kill Tony.

• 3:33:14Joe Rogan?

  You know, they had stories already written blaming it on Tony.

• 3:33:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:33:17Joe Rogan?

  Already written.

• 3:33:18Speaker 01

  I love those leaked stories that come out once in a while, and it's like, "Oh shit, that didn't happen yet?"

• 3:33:22Joe Rogan?

  They have the stories ready because they don't write the story based on who wins. They write stories like, "If Trump wins, we're gonna blame this."

• 3:33:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 3:33:31Joe Rogan?

  And if, you know, Kamala wins, we're gonna blame Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 3:33:34Speaker 01

  What happened to journalism?

• 3:33:36Speaker 02

  It's done.

• 3:33:37Joe Rogan?

  The internet killed it.

• 3:33:37Speaker 02

  Clicks.

• 3:33:38Joe Rogan?

  It's also the format sucks. Right? The TV format's the worst. And then the news format, you want me to read paper?

• 3:33:45Speaker 01

  But also, they became so self-important. It's the same people that gave Chappelle a zero percent.

• 3:33:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:33:50Speaker 01

  And it's like, oh, right, you guys are trying to be part of the story instead of just reporting on it.

• 3:33:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:33:55Speaker 02

  All those little things just led to the end.

• 3:33:57Joe Rogan?

  And that led to the fire.

• 3:34:00Joe Rogan?

  A little bit, a little bit.

• 3:34:01Speaker 02

  A little bit.

• 3:34:02Joe Rogan?

  A little bit. I mean, you want to red pill people? Burn their fucking house to the ground.

• 3:34:05Speaker 02

  Oh, ain't that the truth?

• 3:34:07Joe Rogan?

  And then watch the governor do a little shimmy when he talks about acquiring the land. A little shimmy about, well, figure out a way to...

• 3:34:14Speaker 04

  What's his story?

• 3:34:14Speaker 01

  Was weird.

• 3:34:15Speaker 04

  Where's Gavin Newsom from?

• 3:34:16Joe Rogan?

  Figure out a way to purp- Satan's from hell?

• 3:34:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:34:19Joe Rogan?

  That's Christ.

• 3:34:20Speaker 02

  He's back in hell now.

• 3:34:22Speaker 01

  Is he from Ohio?

• 3:34:23Speaker 02

  Antichrist.

• 3:34:25Speaker 01

  Is he from Ohio?

• 3:34:26Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. I think he's from Northern California. He was the mayor of San Francisco at one point.

• 3:34:30Speaker 04

  How long has he been?

• 3:34:31Speaker 01

  How long has he been the governor?

• 3:34:32Speaker 04

  Where'd he go to school? Stanford?

• 3:34:34Joe Rogan?

  He's been the governor for a while.

• 3:34:35Speaker 02

  He's friends with a lot of people we like.

• 3:34:38Speaker 04

  They're all friends!

• 3:34:39Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm just saying, it's all, uh, he, behind closed doors, I think he's like us. I think he's a regular guy.

• 3:34:45Speaker 04

  College basketball coach vibes.

• 3:34:47Joe Rogan?

  Incorrect.

• 3:34:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah? Uh, we'll talk after.

• 3:34:49Speaker 01

  Santa Clara.

• 3:34:50Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, from California.

• 3:34:52Speaker 04

  He founded Plump Jack.

• 3:34:54Joe Rogan?

  This guy...

• 3:34:55Speaker 01

  Billionaire, yeah. He's just a fucking rich one.

• 3:34:57Speaker 04

  I knew he was it. I knew it.

• 3:34:58Joe Rogan?

  His whole thing has been preparing for him to run for president. He acts like a president, he talks like a president, and if it wasn't for this, you know, past election, he probably would have ran for president, now he's fucked. But he thinks he's not fucked, so he's, he's talking like he's got it all under control, they're gonna change everything and make everything better.

• 3:35:15Speaker 04

  Click some early life stuff. I want to learn about this man.

• 3:35:17Joe Rogan?

  I want to know. They're talking about fast-forwarding the application process for all these people to rebuild their homes. Where are they gonna get the money?

• 3:35:24Speaker 01

  Newsom's aunt was married to Ron Pelosi.

• 3:35:27Speaker 04

  An attorney for Getty Oil?

• 3:35:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:35:29Speaker 01

  Look at Jamie, look at Jamie just...

• 3:35:31Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ. Oh, boy.

• 3:35:32Speaker 04

  Hold on a second.

• 3:35:33Joe Rogan?

  Get a conspiracy theorist in here.

• 3:35:34Speaker 04

  Not actual, no, no.

• 3:35:35Speaker 02

  You dumbass. That's all I can see. I don't know.

• 3:35:37Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 3:35:38Speaker 02

  Hard to tell. I don't know this.

• 3:35:39Speaker 01

  Gonna be a good game.

• 3:35:41Joe Rogan?

  Went to a French-American bilingual Catholic school.

• 3:35:44Speaker 04

  I want to learn about this guy.

• 3:35:45Speaker 02

  Redwood High School.

• 3:35:46Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:35:47Speaker 02

  Those woods are red now.

• 3:35:48Joe Rogan?

  He had severe dyslexia that still affects him. Our mother.

• 3:35:52Speaker 02

  Hmm. Ah, dyslexia.

• 3:35:54Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 3:35:55Joe Rogan?

  It's like we, the, the people that we get to pick from.

• 3:35:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the thing. It's like there's no real options.

• 3:36:01Joe Rogan?

  Well, he got recalled. He got recalled and they still won.

• 3:36:04Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:36:05Joe Rogan?

  They're like, yeah. People, yeah, if they did it now, he'd probably lose.

• 3:36:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:36:09Joe Rogan?

  But look, look how many people in California this year voted red. Like, a giant chunk of California.

• 3:36:14Speaker 01

  Really?

• 3:36:15Joe Rogan?

  Oh, a giant chunk. You compare the map from 2020 to 2024, it's like, most of the state is red, except for the high population centers. All, all those areas down south, like near San Diego, all that shit went red.

• 3:36:27Speaker 01

  So probably gonna get a DEI higher as your candidate.

• 3:36:30Speaker 02

  That's DEI.

• 3:36:33Joe Rogan?

  That's it. Close.

• 3:36:37Joe Rogan?

  Uh, Jamie, toss up some Jeremiah Love highlights.

• 3:36:40Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 3:36:41Joe Rogan?

  Put them on. What are you guys betting? What is the bet?

• 3:36:44Speaker 01

  I think it should be something not money-wise.

• 3:36:46Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 3:36:47Speaker 01

  Embarrassing or like. Yeah, blow each other or something.

• 3:36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:36:51Joe Rogan?

  Ass fuck each other, no one wins. You have to drink, drink out of Jamie's asshole. You're gonna funnel the beer into his asshole and you have to funnel it back in your mouth.

• 3:37:01Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 3:37:02Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:37:02Speaker 02

  Maybe you trade jobs for a week. You do that, and then he does the, over the arena.

• 3:37:09Speaker 01

  Jamie in the arena going, ah.

• 3:37:10Speaker 02

  Jamie on tires.

• 3:37:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:37:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Jeremiah Love highlights.

• 3:37:15Speaker 04

  Jeremiah Smith, you mean?

• 3:37:16Joe Rogan?

  Jeremiah Love.

• 3:37:16Speaker 04

  A freshman, ultimate wide receiver in the country, 18 years old.

• 3:37:20Joe Rogan?

  No, Jeremiah Love. Good luck, turning him. He's turning Ohio on you. He's trying to, trying to turn around.

• 3:37:25Speaker 04

  When's the last time Notre Dame beat Ohio State?

• 3:37:27Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 3:37:29Speaker 01

  Cause they haven't played for a while.

• 3:37:31Speaker 04

  I know, but they played six times in the last like 20 years.

• 3:37:33Speaker 01

  Uh, in the last 20 years, zero.

• 3:37:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:37:36Speaker 01

  Last five.

• 3:37:37Joe Rogan?

  20 years?

• 3:37:38Speaker 01

  Probably like 94?

• 3:37:40Speaker 04

  I think we won that one too.

• 3:37:41Joe Rogan?

  Have Irish people?

• 3:37:42Speaker 01

  You guys won 95.

• 3:37:43Speaker 04

  Rivalry renewed. Wow.

• 3:37:45Joe Rogan?

  That's what they call it.

• 3:37:46Speaker 02

  Have Irish people ever complained about that mascot?

• 3:37:48Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:37:49Speaker 02

  That's what's great about the Irish.

• 3:37:50Speaker 04

  You know what else the Irish have complained about?

• 3:37:51Joe Rogan?

  Hey.

• 3:37:52Speaker 04

  Slavery.

• 3:37:53Speaker 02

  True.

• 3:37:54Speaker 04

  That's true. Or England.

• 3:37:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, that guy.

• 3:37:56Joe Rogan?

  That guy.

• 3:37:56Speaker 02

  That guy's ugly as shit.

• 3:37:57Speaker 04

  They complain a lot about England.

• 3:37:59Joe Rogan?

  When I was a kid, all the Irish guys.

• 3:38:01Speaker 04

  They complain a lot about England.

• 3:38:02Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 3:38:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, could you play kneecap and Jeremiah Love Highlights at the same time?

• 3:38:08Joe Rogan?

  What's kneecap?

• 3:38:09Speaker 04

  It's a band. You're gonna love kneecap. Can you play Get the Brits Out and we can, uh, drink a little?

• 3:38:14Joe Rogan?

  What's, uh, kneecap?

• 3:38:15Speaker 02

  I got a book for ya.

• 3:38:16Speaker 04

  It's a rap band.

• 3:38:17Joe Rogan?

  A rap band?

• 3:38:17Speaker 04

  An Irish rap band?

• 3:38:18Joe Rogan?

  From Ireland?

• 3:38:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:38:20Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 3:38:21Speaker 02

  Whoa, I can't understand that.

• 3:38:22Speaker 04

  I wanna hear this. They're rule.

• 3:38:24Joe Rogan?

  Like House of Pain?

• 3:38:25Speaker 04

  Listen to how good this is.

• 3:38:26Joe Rogan?

  Alright.

• 3:38:27Speaker 04

  You don't need to watch. Get the Brits out.

• 3:38:29Speaker 02

  I like the, uh, illustrations.

• 3:38:33Joe Rogan?

  We're on our mad one.

• 3:38:35Speaker 04

  Shout out my boy, his kneecap.

• 3:38:36Speaker 02

  Are they still around?

• 3:38:38Speaker 04

  Guess who's back in the news. It's your favorite Republican hoots.

• 3:38:58Speaker 04

  Oh, bro, I'm putting this on the Spotify. This shit's nice. I'm putting this on the, the list. You can ask, just don't be cunts.

• 3:39:06Speaker 02

  The queen in a bra?

• 3:39:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, that is the queen. Lizzy's in a box.

• 3:39:10Speaker 02

  Lizzy's in a box?

• 3:39:11Speaker 04

  Go for a dance. Go. Go for a dance. Go for a dance.

• 3:39:16Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 3:39:17Joe Rogan?

  What's it called again? What's the song called?

• 3:39:18Speaker 04

  That's called Get the Brits Out. Get your Brits out.

• 3:39:22Joe Rogan?

  Got it. It's in.

• 3:39:24Speaker 04

  Shit rocks.

• 3:39:25Joe Rogan?

  It's on the Spotify.

• 3:39:26Speaker 02

  Oh, that's them, huh? That's terrifying.

• 3:39:28Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. No, they rule. The Irish Guar. No, that's not true. They're actually good. They're actually good.

• 3:39:33Joe Rogan?

  Dude, they're pretty good.

• 3:39:33Speaker 04

  Guar is fine. They're awesome.

• 3:39:34Joe Rogan?

  How do I not know about these guys?

• 3:39:36Speaker 04

  They're new.

• 3:39:36Joe Rogan?

  Let me hear what they sound like.

• 3:39:39Speaker 04

  Oh, same song. Go for a dance.

• 3:39:44Speaker 02

  These are tough people.

• 3:39:47Speaker 04

  Rapping in a polo shirt.

• 3:39:50Speaker 04

  Brits out.

• 3:39:57Speaker 02

  Crazy. How many people you think are, live in Ireland? It's not that big of a place, but it has such a huge influence. Like, think about America.

• 3:40:05Speaker 04

  It's because they all came to America.

• 3:40:06Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:40:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:40:07Speaker 02

  But there's so many.

• 3:40:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:40:09Speaker 02

  There's a lot of, you ever read Born Fightin'?

• 3:40:11Speaker 01

  They, they don't love condoms.

• 3:40:12Speaker 02

  Great book.

• 3:40:13Speaker 04

  Oh, about the Scots Irish?

• 3:40:14Speaker 02

  Scots Irish.

• 3:40:15Speaker 01

  That's a lot of it.

• 3:40:15Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's Catholic.

• 3:40:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:40:17Joe Rogan?

  It's Catholic.

• 3:40:17Speaker 01

  They breathe.

• 3:40:18Joe Rogan?

  You're supposed to fight.

• 3:40:18Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 3:40:19Joe Rogan?

  Supposed to have a bunch of kids.

• 3:40:20Speaker 02

  And Protestants.

• 3:40:21Joe Rogan?

  No, they will.

• 3:40:22Speaker 04

  See if they have any shirts. See if they have any Philly footage. I was at their show in Philly.

• 3:40:25Joe Rogan?

  Were you really? How do I not know about these guys? How come you never told me about them?

• 3:40:28Speaker 01

  They're new.

• 3:40:29Speaker 04

  Uh, they're the best. In Philly, in Philly, this, alright, this is maybe not my best story. This is the last time I did cocaine.

• 3:40:36Speaker 02

  Oh, come on.

• 3:40:37Joe Rogan?

  The last time?

• 3:40:37Speaker 04

  It was, it was with these guys.

• 3:40:39Speaker 01

  It wasn't the worst, it wasn't the first time.

• 3:40:40Speaker 04

  It was with these guys, so.

• 3:40:41Speaker 02

  It's not the last time.

• 3:40:42Speaker 04

  They have a, they have a movie. Uh, and it's really good, but my girlfriend and I watched the movie and I was like, oh, fuck, I forgot I told these guys I'd go to their show tonight. And I was like, why don't you stay home and I'll, I'll be back. I'll be, I'll probably be back by midnight. Soon as I got in the green room, they're like, hey, folk can do it later for this. I was like, yeah, alright, I'll do it, yeah.

• 3:41:04Speaker 04

  And then we were out till, I got home at like 5 a.m. and the door was locked. And I was like, oh, she got me.

• 3:41:11Joe Rogan?

  She got you. But she has to lock the door, it's 5 a.m.

• 3:41:13Speaker 04

  It was a right, yeah.

• 3:41:14Speaker 02

  You don't have to.

• 3:41:15Joe Rogan?

  What you gotta do, go to sleep with the door wide open?

• 3:41:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:41:18Joe Rogan?

  Just so drunk ass Shane can come home at 5 a.m. coked up?

• 3:41:21Speaker 04

  It was an elevator.

• 3:41:22Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 3:41:22Speaker 04

  She could've left it unlocked.

• 3:41:23Speaker 01

  That was the Philly one.

• 3:41:24Speaker 02

  That was an elevator, yeah.

• 3:41:25Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, you gotta bring a key, bitch.

• 3:41:27Speaker 02

  Key bump.

• 3:41:28Speaker 04

  I said no.

• 3:41:29Speaker 01

  That's the Philly place?

• 3:41:30Speaker 04

  First couple of times, but it was these.

• 3:41:31Speaker 02

  That's ice.

• 3:41:31Speaker 01

  It was these bros.

• 3:41:32Speaker 02

  That guy in the fucking, I got one.

• 3:41:34Speaker 01

  You got a skirt about it.

• 3:41:35Speaker 02

  It's snow, it's not even ice, it's snow.

• 3:41:37Speaker 04

  Is that the Philly place?

• 3:41:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:41:39Speaker 01

  Uh, that was a good place.

• 3:41:40Joe Rogan?

  It was a great place.

• 3:41:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:41:41Joe Rogan?

  Never got any furniture in there.

• 3:41:43Speaker 04

  Never got it?

• 3:41:44Speaker 01

  You have some.

• 3:41:44Speaker 02

  Do you like it when you go back for a little bit? You like it when you go back for a little bit?

• 3:41:48Speaker 04

  I loved it.

• 3:41:48Speaker 01

  He's the king. Dude, we went and did the 999, all of us, and we're walking up to where the Phillies play. And this is Shane now.

• 3:41:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:41:57Speaker 01

  And, and just walking down the street, not that many people, when they did recognize, like, what the fuck? He's the hero of the town.

• 3:42:05Speaker 04

  Philly rules.

• 3:42:05Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 3:42:07Speaker 04

  It's the best.

• 3:42:08Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 3:42:08Speaker 04

  I do love Philly.

• 3:42:10Speaker 01

  I threw up in your toilet.

• 3:42:11Speaker 04

  You did, and then you denied it.

• 3:42:12Speaker 01

  I blamed it on a.

• 3:42:13Speaker 04

  I knew it was your nasty ass.

• 3:42:14Speaker 01

  Obviously.

• 3:42:15Speaker 02

  Who'd you blame it on?

• 3:42:16Speaker 01

  O'Connor.

• 3:42:18Speaker 01

  O'Connor was asleep.

• 3:42:19Speaker 04

  And O'Connor was blacked out and he was like, it might have been me.

• 3:42:23Speaker 01

  Possibly, possibly.

• 3:42:24Joe Rogan?

  That's denied.

• 3:42:27Speaker 04

  The 999, that was tough.

• 3:42:29Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 3:42:30Speaker 04

  Wait, did we tell you about this?

• 3:42:30Speaker 01

  No, what happened?

• 3:42:31Joe Rogan?

  What's a 999?

• 3:42:32Speaker 01

  There's a challenge.

• 3:42:34Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 3:42:34Speaker 01

  There's a challenge that's no one should do.

• 3:42:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:42:37Speaker 01

  Help me out, help me out.

• 3:42:39Joe Rogan?

  I remember this.

• 3:42:39Speaker 04

  It's nine hot dogs, it's nine hot dogs, nine beers and nine innings.

• 3:42:42Joe Rogan?

  The baseball, yeah.

• 3:42:43Speaker 01

  And, and the games move faster now.

• 3:42:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:42:46Speaker 01

  So it's tough.

• 3:42:47Speaker 04

  It's two and a half hours. But we got there early and we were like, alright.

• 3:42:50Joe Rogan?

  Nine hot dogs, nine beers?

• 3:42:51Speaker 04

  Nine hot dogs during a baseball game.

• 3:42:53Speaker 01

  Shane hooked it up with the, with the, with the booze.

• 3:42:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:42:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:42:56Speaker 04

  We got the booze and the hot dogs stocked for us.

• 3:42:58Speaker 01

  The booth, whatever, the, uh.

• 3:43:00Speaker 04

  Box, yeah.

• 3:43:01Speaker 01

  That helped a lot because we can get 12 ounces instead of 16.

• 3:43:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:43:04Speaker 01

  And no lines for the bathroom.

• 3:43:05Speaker 04

  But O'Connor, we got there early. O'Connor had seven hot dogs done before the national anthem.

• 3:43:11Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 3:43:12Speaker 04

  He just started pounding. He was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna handle this well.

• 3:43:16Joe Rogan?

  He just knocked. He was sick the whole game.

• 3:43:18Speaker 01

  In the third inning, he was fully asleep like a heroin addict.

• 3:43:22Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 3:43:23Speaker 01

  And the eighth woke up like, dude, you got five beers left.

• 3:43:26Speaker 04

  We were like, bro, you're so close. He got the beers easy, but we were like, bro, you're so close. Just eat three hot dogs right now.

• 3:43:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:43:34Speaker 01

  He did it.

• 3:43:35Speaker 04

  Hot dogs.

• 3:43:35Speaker 01

  Who did it? You failed? You did like 15 beers.

• 3:43:38Speaker 04

  I couldn't eat the hot dogs.

• 3:43:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:43:39Joe Rogan?

  That's a lot of hot dogs. Seventeen beers.

• 3:43:41Speaker 01

  Shockingly, Foley did not do it.

• 3:43:43Joe Rogan?

  Where's the room?

• 3:43:44Speaker 04

  Really?

• 3:43:44Joe Rogan?

  Where's the space?

• 3:43:45Speaker 01

  Where's the space?

• 3:43:46Joe Rogan?

  Like nine hot dogs is a fucking pile of food.

• 3:43:49Speaker 04

  I, I said you're allowed.

• 3:43:50Speaker 01

  Colin puked?

• 3:43:51Joe Rogan?

  Get it out.

• 3:43:51Speaker 04

  Literally every single person.

• 3:43:52Speaker 01

  Colin puked in the bathroom into the sink for no reason.

• 3:43:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:43:56Joe Rogan?

  Probably couldn't make it.

• 3:43:57Speaker 01

  Stuff it up.

• 3:43:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:43:58Speaker 01

  No, no, he's just making bad decisions. He knows better.

• 3:44:01Joe Rogan?

  He's a nine beers.

• 3:44:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:44:04Joe Rogan?

  Nine beers, you're gonna make bad decisions?

• 3:44:05Speaker 04

  The beers is easy.

• 3:44:06Speaker 01

  Who did it? Who did it?

• 3:44:07Speaker 04

  Nine beers during a baseball game is...

• 3:44:09Speaker 02

  It's a three hour game.

• 3:44:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, fifteen easy. I was being the goalkeeper and people like giving me beers and I'm like, nope, I'm done. Yep, counts.

• 3:44:16Speaker 04

  It was with the Are You Garbage, Chris and Tommy.

• 3:44:19Joe Rogan?

  Oh, nice.

• 3:44:20Speaker 04

  It was wonderful.

• 3:44:21Joe Rogan?

  Great guys.

• 3:44:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:44:22Speaker 04

  Seven dogs before the National Anthem was. I watched him do it and I was like, O'Connor, what are you doing?

• 3:44:28Joe Rogan?

  You're starting too fast.

• 3:44:29Speaker 04

  You're gonna die, bro.

• 3:44:30Joe Rogan?

  They're not digesting. You wanna do it over the whole course.

• 3:44:32Speaker 04

  Horrendous.

• 3:44:33Joe Rogan?

  Let your body break it down.

• 3:44:34Speaker 02

  He's not a big guy either.

• 3:44:35Speaker 04

  No, he's got abs.

• 3:44:36Speaker 02

  Does he?

• 3:44:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:44:37Speaker 02

  Wow, there you go.

• 3:44:38Speaker 04

  O'Connor's a fucking beast.

• 3:44:40Joe Rogan?

  God damn.

• 3:44:41Speaker 01

  When was this from, July?

• 3:44:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:44:43Joe Rogan?

  Depends on when you've eaten though. If I haven't eaten all day, I could be nine.

• 3:44:46Speaker 04

  Oh, we didn't eat. No one ate all day. We're like, although Foley was sitting down hitting.

• 3:44:51Speaker 01

  He was doing chicken wings for the win.

• 3:44:53Speaker 04

  There was other things in the box. He was also eating like a cheesesteak.

• 3:44:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:44:56Speaker 01

  I think that's why I went Philly.

• 3:44:58Joe Rogan?

  I think I could eat nine hot dogs if I haven't eaten all day.

• 3:45:01Speaker 02

  The bun though, the bun is what gets ya.

• 3:45:03Joe Rogan?

  Bun will get ya, that's a lot of work.

• 3:45:04Speaker 01

  And you had to eat the bun? We're allowed fixins?

• 3:45:06Speaker 04

  It's the nine beers and nine dogs.

• 3:45:07Joe Rogan?

  Well, when you see those dudes doing the hot dog eating competitions, no bun.

• 3:45:10Speaker 01

  No bun. No, they dip the bun.

• 3:45:12Joe Rogan?

  They dip the bun, right.

• 3:45:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:45:13Joe Rogan?

  They break it down a little bit before it gets in there.

• 3:45:15Speaker 01

  That's twenty-three.

• 3:45:16Joe Rogan?

  That seems like it's cheating.

• 3:45:17Speaker 04

  It's rough. I had two hot dogs right away. And I was like, I forgot I fucking.

• 3:45:20Joe Rogan?

  I don't think they should be allowed to dip.

• 3:45:21Speaker 04

  I hate hot dogs, they're disgusting.

• 3:45:23Speaker 01

  No, don't dip. It sucks.

• 3:45:24Joe Rogan?

  Why are you dipping?

• 3:45:25Speaker 01

  Do it real.

• 3:45:25Joe Rogan?

  Who eats a hot dog that way? Eat a hot dog like an American.

• 3:45:27Speaker 01

  Fucking pussy Joey Chestnut.

• 3:45:29Joe Rogan?

  And you should probably have some mustard on that thing.

• 3:45:31Speaker 04

  Joey Chestnut, listen to this.

• 3:45:33Speaker 01

  Fucking pussy ass Joey Chestnut with your dip.

• 3:45:35Speaker 02

  The Japanese guy.

• 3:45:36Speaker 04

  Kobayashi.

• 3:45:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, he quit. He quit the biz.

• 3:45:39Speaker 01

  Couldn't beat, uh, couldn't beat Chestnut.

• 3:45:41Joe Rogan?

  I think his health was deteriorating.

• 3:45:42Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 3:45:44Speaker 04

  Probably eat fucking a million hot dogs.

• 3:45:46Joe Rogan?

  And he's not a big guy, right?

• 3:45:48Speaker 02

  No, he's Japanese.

• 3:45:49Joe Rogan?

  So he's stretching the shit out of his gut.

• 3:45:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:45:52Joe Rogan?

  Ugh.

• 3:45:53Speaker 02

  Yuck.

• 3:45:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that feeling.

• 3:45:55Speaker 04

  Oh, you got videos?

• 3:45:56Joe Rogan?

  How many hot dogs is that guy eating?

• 3:45:58Speaker 02

  He ain't, you know.

• 3:45:59Joe Rogan?

  What's his, what's his record?

• 3:46:00Speaker 02

  He was up there.

• 3:46:01Speaker 04

  Six million.

• 3:46:02Joe Rogan?

  No, like what does he eat? Sixty-three hot dogs?

• 3:46:05Speaker 02

  I think he got to seventy or something. Wow, so what's Chestnut? He's bigger than that.

• 3:46:08Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I want you to think of a bucket full of hot dogs. That's what that is. It's like a bucket full of hot dogs.

• 3:46:15Speaker 02

  Sixty-six. Young Chestnut.

• 3:46:17Joe Rogan?

  Did Chestnut win?

• 3:46:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's the. Hell yeah.

• 3:46:21Joe Rogan?

  The crazy thing is, these aren't big guys.

• 3:46:24Speaker 02

  No, no, it's a gift.

• 3:46:25Joe Rogan?

  Jeez.

• 3:46:26Speaker 02

  Have you seen some of the other shit they eat too?

• 3:46:27Joe Rogan?

  Look at the size of the stack. Look at the stack. Look at the stack. No, the one above that, Jamie? The one above that? Yeah, that one.

• 3:46:34Speaker 02

  This is why the terrorists hate us.

• 3:46:35Joe Rogan?

  Look at the size of that stack of hot dogs.

• 3:46:37Speaker 02

  We're just eating hot dogs for the sport.

• 3:46:39Joe Rogan?

  That's fucking insane. That doesn't even make sense. Like, how's it fit in his body?

• 3:46:44Speaker 02

  He can do it.

• 3:46:45Joe Rogan?

  It doesn't seem like it would fit, though, right?

• 3:46:47Speaker 02

  Well, if we have fast metabolism, you know, some people have it faster than others.

• 3:46:50Joe Rogan?

  But no, I mean, space. Like, physical space.

• 3:46:53Speaker 02

  They burn it.

• 3:46:54Joe Rogan?

  Like, where's the last hot dog? It's gotta be, like, right here.

• 3:46:56Speaker 02

  Is that his wife? She's pretty hot.

• 3:46:58Speaker 01

  His wife.

• 3:47:01Speaker 02

  There's a female champion?

• 3:47:02Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 3:47:03Speaker 02

  Female, right?

• 3:47:04Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, they got a female division. Oh, I'd like to meet her.

• 3:47:08Speaker 02

  She can swallow a wiener.

• 3:47:10Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy that the females win, too.

• 3:47:12Speaker 02

  It's a belt, too. That won't fit.

• 3:47:14Speaker 01

  Damn, can you imagine dating a lady that was a fucking hot dog champion?

• 3:47:17Speaker 04

  I'd rather date a porn star. There's more fucking honor in that.

• 3:47:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. You gotta put mustard on your dick to get ahead.

• 3:47:27Speaker 04

  It's my wife, she was a hot dog eating champion.

• 3:47:30Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:47:31Speaker 02

  Fifty-one this year.

• 3:47:32Joe Rogan?

  Fifty-one? Fifty-eight?

• 3:47:33Speaker 02

  What's the guy?

• 3:47:34Joe Rogan?

  Oh, man. The woman ate fifty-one hot dogs.

• 3:47:36Speaker 01

  Damn. Who's Miki Sudu?

• 3:47:39Speaker 02

  That girl in the picture.

• 3:47:40Speaker 01

  She's a beast, dude.

• 3:47:41Joe Rogan?

  Look at that. They used to have thirty. It used to be thirty and three quarters. They gave her a three quarters. That guy, lady, got thirty-nine and a half.

• 3:47:47Speaker 01

  Forty-eight that year?

• 3:47:48Joe Rogan?

  That's like when you're five. I'm five and a half.

• 3:47:51Speaker 02

  Imagine she didn't swallow. You're like, come on.

• 3:47:53Joe Rogan?

  This is crazy, bitch. You ate so much ketchup.

• 3:47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:47:57Speaker 01

  You ate so much ketchup.

• 3:47:58Speaker 04

  Damn, she was fifty-one in twenty twenty-four?

• 3:48:00Speaker 01

  Wow, that's so nuts. Broja must be sick.

• 3:48:03Joe Rogan?

  How much time? Ten minutes. She ate fifty-one hot dogs in ten minutes.

• 3:48:06Speaker 02

  She ate fifty-seven in five minutes at the end of the night.

• 3:48:09Speaker 01

  Fifty-seven in five minutes.

• 3:48:11Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:48:12Speaker 01

  That was just for the love.

• 3:48:13Speaker 02

  He just did it just to show off, because he wasn't at that event.

• 3:48:16Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that's more than ten a minute. That's so crazy.

• 3:48:18Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 3:48:19Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 3:48:20Speaker 04

  Fifty-seven in five minutes.

• 3:48:21Speaker 01

  Just the fucking movements.

• 3:48:22Speaker 02

  O'Connor's a pussy. What the hell?

• 3:48:24Joe Rogan?

  Is he swallowing everything? Is he chewing?

• 3:48:26Speaker 04

  Nine hot dogs in four hours will put you in a coma. This is crazy.

• 3:48:28Speaker 01

  Dude, we told Aaron Judge we were doing that. We told Aaron Judge, the MVP, that we were doing that.

• 3:48:33Speaker 04

  He was like, oh, cool.

• 3:48:34Speaker 01

  Cool, guys.

• 3:48:35Joe Rogan?

  We should see that. We should see that.

• 3:48:37Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:48:38Joe Rogan?

  I wanna see him eat fifty-seven hot dogs. It'd be hilarious.

• 3:48:40Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 3:48:40Joe Rogan?

  Pull it up. I wanna see how he do it. Are they chewing?

• 3:48:44Speaker 02

  Barely. They slide it down. It's wet, it's soggy.

• 3:48:46Joe Rogan?

  Do they throw up right away?

• 3:48:48Speaker 01

  It's like a comedy store waitress.

• 3:48:49Joe Rogan?

  Are you allowed to throw up? Look at this, look at this guy.

• 3:48:54Speaker 02

  Look at that, he's wolfing.

• 3:48:55Joe Rogan?

  Just dipping it and shoving him in his mouth. That is insanity.

• 3:48:59Speaker 02

  The salt would kill you too.

• 3:49:00Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 3:49:01Speaker 04

  What do they win?

• 3:49:02Joe Rogan?

  Nothing.

• 3:49:02Speaker 02

  Money.

• 3:49:03Joe Rogan?

  They win us talking about.

• 3:49:04Speaker 01

  What are the groupies like for this sport?

• 3:49:06Speaker 02

  Oh, imagine eating pussy, that guy?

• 3:49:08Speaker 04

  Nice shirt. American flag, cool. Nice shirt.

• 3:49:11Speaker 02

  Oh, in this case, he's doing it for charity.

• 3:49:13Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, this is so disgusting.

• 3:49:14Speaker 02

  Every five, he eats his $5,000 getting donated. Oh, man.

• 3:49:19Speaker 01

  The guy with the camera is like, I'm gonna get barfed on.

• 3:49:22Speaker 04

  Did somebody say something about Gary Busey?

• 3:49:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought that guy looked like him.

• 3:49:26Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that guy's wild. Have you seen his Instagram lately?

• 3:49:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:49:29Joe Rogan?

  You know, Gary Busey had a horrible motorcycle accident with no helmet on and shifted his skull.

• 3:49:34Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:49:34Joe Rogan?

  Like, one of his eyeballs is like down here, the other one's up here.

• 3:49:36Speaker 01

  So is he normal now?

• 3:49:37Joe Rogan?

  No. No, that's when he became not normal. If you go to before that, like when he was on Lethal Weapon, but he was a great actor. He was in a bunch of fucking great movies. Yeah, he was great.

• 3:49:47Speaker 01

  Gary Busey, was that a reality show with him?

• 3:49:49Joe Rogan?

  No, but that was post, that was post-Impact.

• 3:49:51Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 3:49:52Joe Rogan?

  He almost died. He fucking hit his head on a curb.

• 3:49:55Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 3:49:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, look at him now. Look at it. See how that left eye is like lower than the right eye?

• 3:50:01Speaker 02

  Left Eye Lopez. Was that carrot cake?

• 3:50:05Speaker 04

  What's he saying?

• 3:50:07Joe Rogan?

  He's, he's, listen to him talk though, too. He's just...

• 3:50:11Speaker 06

  You can do the bite shot of it because it's so good. I don't want to eat it too fast. And this is actually...

• 3:50:17Speaker 01

  That is Gary Busey.

• 3:50:19Joe Rogan?

  Yep.

• 3:50:19Speaker 02

  He's your run for president.

• 3:50:22Speaker 01

  Sounds like Joe Biden for real.

• 3:50:24Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 3:50:24Speaker 06

  It is a baby squid.

• 3:50:27Speaker 01

  There it is, there it is. That's Busey.

• 3:50:29Joe Rogan?

  He's out there. I had a conversation with him on the phone once. A friend of mine was at his house. And he goes, hey, Gary Busey wants to talk to you. I talked to him for like three minutes. It was just like rambling, just crazy talk.

• 3:50:40Speaker 02

  Sounds about right.

• 3:50:41Joe Rogan?

  I think he was talking about cheeses. There was like a lot of nutty shit talking.

• 3:50:45Speaker 02

  His son's around too. His son's an actor.

• 3:50:47Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah?

• 3:50:47Speaker 02

  Jake Busey.

• 3:50:48Speaker 01

  Jake Busey.

• 3:50:48Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, he's a great actor, man. He played that guy who was like trying to blow up the world in one of those movies. Oh, in, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He played the guy who blew up the space machine in, um, Contact. You remember in Contact, the first one blew up and then the other? The fucking watch had to go off.

• 3:51:08Speaker 02

  Jodie Foster?

• 3:51:09Joe Rogan?

  Yes, that movie. He blew up. It was a fucking father the whole time. Remember they were supposed to, there was this machine that lets them go to this other planet. Remember it spins around a circle, it drops, that's him. He played the, he played the Christian preacher.

• 3:51:27Speaker 02

  Ron White. Ron White.

• 3:51:31Joe Rogan?

  He plays the, uh, Christian preacher that, uh...

• 3:51:34Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 3:51:35Speaker 04

  That's his son, it looks like that.

• 3:51:36Joe Rogan?

  That sabotages the, uh, he sabotages the space machine.

• 3:51:40Speaker 02

  Imagine your dad is Gary Vee'sy.

• 3:51:42Joe Rogan?

  That movie was fucking great.

• 3:51:43Speaker 02

  I liked that, I saw it in the theater.

• 3:51:45Joe Rogan?

  That's, uh, Carl Sagan's book.

• 3:51:46Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 3:51:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:51:48Speaker 02

  Jodie Foster was alright.

• 3:51:50Joe Rogan?

  She was alright. McConaughey was good in that movie too.

• 3:51:52Speaker 04

  McConaughey's such a fucking beast.

• 3:51:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he's in everything.

• 3:51:56Speaker 02

  Gee, look at the chompers on that guy.

• 3:51:58Joe Rogan?

  He played a very good fucking psychopath Christian.

• 3:52:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:52:02Joe Rogan?

  Solid movie.

• 3:52:02Speaker 02

  He looked like a cult leader, for sure.

• 3:52:04Joe Rogan?

  Legit.

• 3:52:05Speaker 02

  What's that other one, uh, Interstellar?

• 3:52:07Speaker 04

  Interstellar is so good.

• 3:52:08Joe Rogan?

  McConaughey movie, fucking great movie.

• 3:52:10Speaker 02

  Don't watch that on a plane.

• 3:52:11Speaker 04

  That turned me around on McConaughey a lot.

• 3:52:14Speaker 02

  You didn't like him?

• 3:52:14Speaker 04

  I didn't like Ramcon McConaughey.

• 3:52:16Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:52:17Speaker 04

  Tropic Thunder was the first thing that, I was like, McConaughey's alright.

• 3:52:20Speaker 02

  What about the AIDS one?

• 3:52:22Speaker 04

  Uh, that was after Tropic.

• 3:52:23Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that movie fucked him up.

• 3:52:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it did.

• 3:52:25Joe Rogan?

  Physically fucked him up.

• 3:52:27Speaker 04

  When did Dallas Buyers Club, was that before, that was after.

• 3:52:30Joe Rogan?

  Do you know that, that movie's about Fauci?

• 3:52:33Speaker 02

  Shut up, come on.

• 3:52:35Joe Rogan?

  That's what it's about, yeah.

• 3:52:36Speaker 02

  Get out of here.

• 3:52:37Joe Rogan?

  It's about, uh, suppressing therapeutics for AIDS, because they wanted everybody to take AZ2. Dallas Buyers Club, 2013.

• 3:52:43Speaker 02

  Oh, that's way later.

• 3:52:44Joe Rogan?

  He got wrecked doing that movie, man. Like, yeah, because he had to become like an AIDS-y guy, so he had to lose a ton of weight.

• 3:52:50Speaker 02

  Never really looked the same after, even Wolf of Wall Street.

• 3:52:52Joe Rogan?

  Got down to 135 pounds in five months.

• 3:52:54Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:52:55Joe Rogan?

  Bro.

• 3:52:56Speaker 02

  Wolf of Wall Street, he still looks a little gaunt.

• 3:52:58Speaker 04

  Nothing's worse than the machinist.

• 3:53:00Joe Rogan?

  Oh, nothing's worse than that.

• 3:53:01Speaker 02

  Christian Bale.

• 3:53:02Speaker 04

  The amount of weight he lost for that is...

• 3:53:04Joe Rogan?

  No, he almost died.

• 3:53:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:53:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's like, literally like starvation, like you, your organs are failing, you get down to that kind of weight. That was the craziest, and the movie sucked.

• 3:53:13Speaker 02

  I know, that's the worst part.

• 3:53:15Joe Rogan?

  And he's one of the greatest actors of all time.

• 3:53:16Speaker 04

  Wait, didn't 50 Cent do that and the movie sucked?

• 3:53:19Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 3:53:19Speaker 04

  Fifty Cent got like.

• 3:53:20Speaker 02

  He did it too.

• 3:53:21Joe Rogan?

  He did it too.

• 3:53:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:53:22Joe Rogan?

  Here's the thing, if you're getting that low, you don't got the energy to put in a really good performance.

• 3:53:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 3:53:27Joe Rogan?

  And then the script sucks.

• 3:53:28Speaker 01

  Cutting weight.

• 3:53:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:53:29Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 3:53:30Speaker 01

  Remember when he hung upside down for the Super Bowl?

• 3:53:32Speaker 04

  What?

• 3:53:33Speaker 02

  That's.

• 3:53:33Speaker 04

  It's like DMX.

• 3:53:34Speaker 02

  No way.

• 3:53:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:53:35Speaker 02

  He's a dime.

• 3:53:36Joe Rogan?

  And then he got big again. Remember when he was in the Super Bowl?

• 3:53:39Speaker 02

  That's him?

• 3:53:39Speaker 01

  Remember he had to hang upside down?

• 3:53:41Joe Rogan?

  That's why.

• 3:53:41Speaker 01

  He had to hang upside down for like forty minutes while he was waiting.

• 3:53:44Joe Rogan?

  That's why. He got big because he's like, fuck this.

• 3:53:46Speaker 02

  That's why.

• 3:53:47Joe Rogan?

  Went the opposite way. I mean, he got cra- he used to be ripped, remember?

• 3:53:49Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:53:50Joe Rogan?

  Fifty Cent used to be fucking jacked. He used to be on stage, he would look like an MMA fighter.

• 3:53:54Speaker 02

  Plowing Chelsea Handler.

• 3:53:55Joe Rogan?

  He was on a liquid diet for nine weeks.

• 3:53:57Speaker 02

  Yikes.

• 3:53:58Speaker 01

  I'm doing liquid diet right now.

• 3:54:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:54:01Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:54:02Speaker 04

  I'm gaining weight on a liquid diet.

• 3:54:03Joe Rogan?

  That is a weird thing that like, Robert De Niro started everybody off on. You know, remember he gained, he gained all that weight for Raging Bull?

• 3:54:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:54:11Joe Rogan?

  That was like the first time an actor had ever gotten really fat from moving.

• 3:54:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Matt Damon did it too. He got real thin for, uh, Liquid Courage.

• 3:54:19Speaker 01

  How about, uh, the lady from Mon-?

• 3:54:20Speaker 02

  Courage Under Fire.

• 3:54:21Speaker 01

  The monster lady.

• 3:54:22Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:54:22Speaker 01

  Getting ugly.

• 3:54:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:54:23Speaker 01

  The hottest woman in the world getting ugly for a role.

• 3:54:26Joe Rogan?

  Shaved her eyebrows off, got fat and shaved her eyebrows off to play a serial killer. Eileen Wuornos.

• 3:54:31Speaker 02

  Awesome. That's it.

• 3:54:32Joe Rogan?

  Fucking great movie, though.

• 3:54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was.

• 3:54:34Joe Rogan?

  Shout out to my friend Patty.

• 3:54:36Speaker 01

  Why?

• 3:54:36Joe Rogan?

  Put that movie together. Patty Jenkins.

• 3:54:38Speaker 02

  Man?

• 3:54:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's her movie. That's her movie. She directed it. She directed it.

• 3:54:43Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 3:54:44Joe Rogan?

  And Charlize Theron fucking gained like a hundred pounds from that movie. That was crazy.

• 3:54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:54:48Joe Rogan?

  She got super fat.

• 3:54:48Speaker 02

  He did it just for funsies.

• 3:54:50Speaker 01

  Oh, no, this was one of the best ones.

• 3:54:51Joe Rogan?

  What did he do it for?

• 3:54:52Speaker 02

  He's ripped.

• 3:54:53Speaker 01

  He got so sick of actors letting the character get in shape in season two. Because the actor gets like a personal trainer. He goes, no, in life you get fatter.

• 3:55:01Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's funny.

• 3:55:02Speaker 01

  So he just ate for an entire season.

• 3:55:04Joe Rogan?

  What movie was this?

• 3:55:04Speaker 04

  No, it's always sunny.

• 3:55:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's hilarious.

• 3:55:08Speaker 02

  He's a hunk.

• 3:55:08Joe Rogan?

  Cause he was a hunk and then he decided to get fat. Good for him.

• 3:55:10Speaker 04

  He was slightly a hunk, then he got very fat, and then he became a super hunk. And now it's just him and Ryan Reynolds being hunks.

• 3:55:17Speaker 02

  Owning soccer teams.

• 3:55:17Speaker 04

  Being silly hunks.

• 3:55:18Joe Rogan?

  Being silly hunks.

• 3:55:20Speaker 04

  Which is the funniest guy.

• 3:55:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:55:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 3:55:23Speaker 01

  The hunk?

• 3:55:25Speaker 02

  Everybody loves that guy.

• 3:55:25Speaker 04

  Hey, silly hunk.

• 3:55:26Speaker 01

  At least Joe keeps his shirt on usually.

• 3:55:29Joe Rogan?

  Most of the time.

• 3:55:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, Van Wilder, based on Burt Kreischer.

• 3:55:32Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that nuts?

• 3:55:33Speaker 04

  That's so crazy.

• 3:55:34Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that nuts? It's literally a movie based on Burt. It really is.

• 3:55:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:55:39Joe Rogan?

  Like they wrote a story about it for Rolling Stone magazine.

• 3:55:41Speaker 01

  The original title was The Interruption.

• 3:55:45Joe Rogan?

  It reminds me of me.

• 3:55:55Speaker 01

  You guys have such good birds.

• 3:55:59Speaker 02

  Alright, you gotta go pee, come on.

• 3:56:00Joe Rogan?

  Nope, I'm okay.

• 3:56:02Speaker 02

  Damn it.

• 3:56:02Speaker 01

  I'm gonna pee for the third time.

• 3:56:04Joe Rogan?

  The third time?

• 3:56:05Speaker 07

  Wait, the third time? That's the rise.

• 3:56:07Speaker 02

  Ah, it's a new one.

• 3:56:09Speaker 01

  That's the one you were waiting on?

• 3:56:10Speaker 02

  That's a new one. He's been sissin' on that for a while.

• 3:56:13Joe Rogan?

  The fact that he can still get one, this many hours in.

• 3:56:16Speaker 07

  I was waiting for you to do your third one for so long. Do another one.

• 3:56:20Joe Rogan?

  You know, he keeps pulling out these knives, I'm getting nervous.

• 3:56:22Speaker 02

  Sorry, sorry, no more knives.

• 3:56:24Speaker 01

  That's the rise.

• 3:56:26Joe Rogan?

  Every five minutes, Norm is pulling out a knife and no one's even noticing.

• 3:56:29Speaker 01

  You're a wreck. Don't do, don't do.

• 3:56:30Speaker 07

  Thanks.

• 3:56:32Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 3:56:37Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 3:56:39Speaker 02

  I just did, uh, Something's Burning, that show's still going.

• 3:56:41Joe Rogan?

  How's it, well?

• 3:56:42Speaker 02

  It's about LA now.

• 3:56:43Speaker 01

  It's doing great, now that it's free.

• 3:56:45Joe Rogan?

  Now that it's free, the shackles it was in. That story is nuts. That story is from Burt to tell, but for us to go, what the fuck?

• 3:56:55Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 3:56:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we can't talk about it on the show, but...

• 3:56:58Speaker 02

  Alright, geez.

• 3:56:58Joe Rogan?

  Off the air, we'll tell you the whole story.

• 3:57:00Speaker 02

  Oh no, I don't want to hear about this.

• 3:57:02Speaker 01

  Business fucking sucks. Everybody who thinks is cool sucks.

• 3:57:06Joe Rogan?

  It doesn't have to be that way. It doesn't have to be that way.

• 3:57:09Speaker 07

  You're good at, you're good at like, let's make it cool, let's have everybody pass around money the way you should.

• 3:57:13Joe Rogan?

  It's supposed to be.

• 3:57:14Speaker 02

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 3:57:15Joe Rogan?

  Everybody should be fine, have a good time, let's all fun, have fun together, it's not... But that's not how it is, everybody wants it all, they want the giant chunk of it. You know, we were talking about, uh, the other day, we were talking about, um, um, festivals.

• 3:57:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:57:29Joe Rogan?

  You know, these festivals, they'll sell, you know, tickets for a giant arena, and they'll take a giant chunk of all the money, and they have all these comics up, but everybody's there to see the comics. But you're, you are making, well, we have employees. Why do you have employees? Like, what is this? Like, what is your business? Your business is like selling other people's art at a cut rate?

• 3:57:50Speaker 02

  Right.

• 3:57:50Joe Rogan?

  Because you get them all together, because they're all here? Like, it doesn't make any sense.

• 3:57:54Speaker 01

  But you know what it led to? The way cab drivers were so shitty to allege Uber?

• 3:57:57Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:57:58Speaker 01

  That led to Burt's tour.

• 3:58:01Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 3:58:01Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 3:58:01Speaker 01

  Burt's like fun festival tour. He goes, I'll just run it myself then, cut you guys out.

• 3:58:05Joe Rogan?

  They offered me one of those once, and it was, it was like so ridiculous.

• 3:58:09Speaker 01

  You did one at Toronto?

• 3:58:11Joe Rogan?

  Which one?

• 3:58:12Speaker 04

  I think he did JFL forty-two.

• 3:58:14Joe Rogan?

  Uh-uh. No, I, I had my, no, it was the, JFL was going on and I did an arena. I did it like with them.

• 3:58:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 3:58:21Joe Rogan?

  But it wasn't the same thing. It wasn't like what they do. Because what they were doing was like, you would go and do one of those big shows with all these names on it. And they would give you like, let's just say a number like X. And I was like, but how many of these people are coming to see me? And like, you're gonna put my name on the thing.

• 3:58:37Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:58:38Joe Rogan?

  And you're gonna take, you're gonna give me a tiny amount of money in comparison to what I would make if I did the show. And I could just do a show. Like, this doesn't make any sense. And it was all because they have employees. Like, why?

• 3:58:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:58:50Joe Rogan?

  But then they went under.

• 3:58:51Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 3:58:52Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:58:53Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Cause it's like, you can't, that doesn't make any sense.

• 3:58:55Speaker 04

  It's management with funds to.

• 3:58:57Joe Rogan?

  Because you get to a certain point when you're selling tickets. Like, why would I not sell ti- why would I not make money? When I'm selling tickets for you? It doesn't make any sense.

• 3:59:04Speaker 02

  But is there a thing where sometimes you do a fest and the fest helps you sell tickets?

• 3:59:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, maybe when you're coming up. Right? But once you already can sell out big places and they're asking you to sell out a big place, but they want the money? Like, what are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense. There's like five people on this show that can sell at a ten thousand seat arena. And they're all getting a fraction of the money. And you guys are getting most of it. It's like, there's a bunch of those things that happen and without names. Like, the South by Southwest was the craziest one. They offered to have me come down. And you know what they were gonna give me? They were gonna give me free tickets to watch the other shows. I'm not bullshitting.

• 3:59:39Speaker 02

  What about drinks?

• 3:59:40Joe Rogan?

  I'm not bullshitting.

• 3:59:40Speaker 04

  No, that's South by, that's South by.

• 3:59:42Joe Rogan?

  No, they didn't offer me drinks. They didn't offer me drinks. They, they, they didn't offer me a hotel. They didn't offer me flights.

• 3:59:47Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 3:59:47Speaker 04

  There's no hotels. No flights. Sorry, we already used flights.

• 3:59:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Use it again. It's there. But like, those things, that's fucking crazy. Like, that's crazy. Like, what is your business model based on? Like, your business model's based on selling tickets. So you have artists perform, you sell the tickets, you make all the money.

• 4:00:06Speaker 04

  Hold on. He's gonna hear us right now. Fuck, he's probably in the lobby. When he comes back, anytime you're quiet, he has to talk. Oh, he panics. Be silent. When he comes back, just be silent.

• 4:00:16Joe Rogan?

  Well, he panics if he doesn't think things are funny.

• 4:00:18Speaker 04

  He's gonna go.

• 4:00:19Joe Rogan?

  Like, if you start talking about like, fucking weird DNA shit or something, he'll like.

• 4:00:24Speaker 04

  Hey, wow. Hey, fatty. That's gay.

• 4:00:32Speaker 04

  He's the most successful autistic person in the world.

• 4:00:34Joe Rogan?

  How is his stack of notes looking? I haven't seen his ass. How's his stack of notes? They're still sticking out of his ass like a tumor? So he got a festering pus wound in his right cheek. Like, what is going on with your ass pocket?

• 4:00:46Speaker 04

  You're gonna wanna see Jeremiah Love score a touchdown versus Penn State.

• 4:00:48Joe Rogan?

  You think it's gonna happen?

• 4:00:49Speaker 04

  Wait, no, oh, hold on. That was fun.

• 4:00:51Joe Rogan?

  Oh, look at this air. That's insane.

• 4:00:53Speaker 04

  Now, wait to, wait to see the effort.

• 4:00:55Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that's insane.

• 4:00:56Speaker 04

  Wait to see the effort he put in to score this touchdown.

• 4:00:59Joe Rogan?

  Show that again?

• 4:01:00Speaker 04

  Oh, it's crazy.

• 4:01:00Joe Rogan?

  That, but that, that leap right there, look at that, that is insane. That's so impressive.

• 4:01:06Speaker 04

  He's got a hurt knee.

• 4:01:07Joe Rogan?

  Look at that.

• 4:01:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, look at that. He's got a brace on. His right knee's fucked up. He didn't get a lot of touches.

• 4:01:12Joe Rogan?

  That's so crazy.

• 4:01:13Speaker 04

  Wait till you see the touchdown he scored.

• 4:01:15Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he did that all with his left leg.

• 4:01:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:01:17Joe Rogan?

  Like, he's favoring his right knee, even when he goes down.

• 4:01:20Speaker 04

  For an extra two yards. I know, that was like a loss of yards. Yeah, that was like two, just give it up.

• 4:01:24Joe Rogan?

  But that's a fucking player you want on your team.

• 4:01:26Speaker 04

  He's the first player Notre Dame's had in a while that's like a complete mutant. Wow, he's...

• 4:01:31Joe Rogan?

  What's wrong with his knee?

• 4:01:31Speaker 04

  Watch this touchdown run, look, just watch the effort.

• 4:01:38Speaker 04

  Anybody's game at this point.

• 4:01:42Speaker 04

  Wow. Wow.

• 4:01:47Speaker 04

  I mean, fuck Penn State. Some child's getting fucked today. Don't get me wrong, fuck Ohio State.

• 4:01:53Joe Rogan?

  Damn.

• 4:01:53Speaker 04

  For sure, but fuck Penn State. That was, we needed that win. Yeah. That was my whole, my whole childhood was on this game.

• 4:02:00Joe Rogan?

  You know, I never went to see a live football game until I moved to Texas. I see them all the time now.

• 4:02:04Speaker 04

  UT?

• 4:02:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, UT, I went to Dallas and I saw the Cowboys play the Jets.

• 4:02:08Speaker 04

  Oh, Cowboys stadium is great. It's incredible.

• 4:02:10Joe Rogan?

  Amazing. It's so fun.

• 4:02:12Speaker 04

  The tailgating at college is unreal. Yeah, you gotta get to a college game.

• 4:02:16Joe Rogan?

  Oh, I've been to a bunch of UT games.

• 4:02:18Speaker 04

  I went to a, I went to a...

• 4:02:19Joe Rogan?

  I shot the cannon.

• 4:02:20Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 4:02:20Joe Rogan?

  I shot the cannon.

• 4:02:22Speaker 04

  I was so scared of that fucking cannon.

• 4:02:24Joe Rogan?

  It's so loud.

• 4:02:25Speaker 04

  It's so scary.

• 4:02:26Joe Rogan?

  And they got a bull wandering around, like a real bull, like, this is crazy.

• 4:02:28Speaker 04

  I, I was afraid of the bull, too. I touched it like a autistic man. University of Montana game? Oh, really?

• 4:02:34Joe Rogan?

  An autistic man.

• 4:02:35Speaker 04

  They were like, you can touch it. I was like... I went to Montana game, we were gonna tailgate hopping, and so I was like...

• 4:02:40Speaker 01

  We should do something. It was the opening game. We just made 200 Jell-O shots. Oh, you told me this. Walked around, passing, people, the people that are into Jell-O shots could not contain their excitement. Like, what the, and like, what's this for? Like, uh, for the whales. And they go, okay. Go whales? It's just to give out, yeah, just to make up, we'd make up charities. Oh, okay. To raise awareness for, uh, you know, homeless moms. I'm like, oh, okay. And then, uh, we got into like the, the official tailgate and then we got talking to it like, you can't pass out alcohol at a place where we're serving alcohol. Oh. It was so fun. It was so fun. People love Jell-O shots. That makes sense.

• 4:03:17Speaker 02

  Do they?

• 4:03:18Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Creek in the Cave has Jell-O shots now.

• 4:03:20Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:03:22Speaker 01

  It's either red or a green.

• 4:03:23Speaker 02

  All right. Get out of town.

• 4:03:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, mothership's gotta start doing Jell-O shots.

• 4:03:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh-oh. What'd I miss? Uh, shit, I saw the eyes. That's eyes.

• 4:03:38Speaker 01

  That's eyes, fuck.

• 4:03:41Speaker 02

  It's a new one.

• 4:03:42Speaker 01

  You got out of it. When you left, I was like, just be quiet, Mark. I hate it.

• 4:03:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we're gonna like, leave silence out here for you.

• 4:03:50Speaker 01

  I blew it.

• 4:03:50Joe Rogan?

  See how you handle the silence?

• 4:03:52Speaker 01

  I don't wanna do tricks when guys go pee.

• 4:03:54Joe Rogan?

  Are you guys gonna go, uh, go on Kill Tony tonight?

• 4:03:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:03:57Joe Rogan?

  Who's the, who's the?

• 4:03:58Speaker 01

  I don't think I am.

• 4:03:58Joe Rogan?

  Who's the guest on Kill Tony tonight?

• 4:03:59Speaker 01

  It's us.

• 4:04:00Speaker 02

  We are. Protect our.

• 4:04:01Joe Rogan?

  I'd say, uh, the arena with Kill Tony on, uh, New Year's.

• 4:04:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:04:05Joe Rogan?

  Fucking amazing.

• 4:04:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:04:06Speaker 02

  The Heeb, the Heeb.

• 4:04:07Joe Rogan?

  I did the day before. I did the, uh, the 30th. Night before, the 30th. He sold out two nights.

• 4:04:12Speaker 01

  Woo. Twice in a row.

• 4:04:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Two nights in a row.

• 4:04:15Speaker 01

  Two years in a row of doing that.

• 4:04:16Joe Rogan?

  Two years in a row, two nights in a row at the arena, mad packed with fucking crazy fans. Dice Clay performed. It was amazing.

• 4:04:23Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 4:04:24Joe Rogan?

  The fucking Kill Tony experience is so different. It's so, it's such a fun thing.

• 4:04:28Speaker 01

  It's a new show every time.

• 4:04:29Joe Rogan?

  It's a new show every time and the fans, the fans are so rabid. They're so happy to be there. It's fucking incredible.

• 4:04:36Speaker 01

  When he did MSG, all the comedy clubs in the city filled up with those fans. They're like, well, I'm here for Kill Tony. Let me see the standups and sellers. And it was just like, you were a hero everywhere you went for like three days.

• 4:04:47Joe Rogan?

  That's how it should be. You know, we could do that here. We could have Austin like that all the time.

• 4:04:52Speaker 01

  Keep expanding.

• 4:04:52Joe Rogan?

  I need to buy a theater. I'm gonna buy a theater right here.

• 4:04:54Speaker 02

  You gonna do it?

• 4:04:55Speaker 01

  Do it.

• 4:04:55Joe Rogan?

  I think that's the next move. I think the next move is buy a big place where big names can come in for the weekends. You know, and just give them a sweet deal. Give them a deal the same way at the mothership.

• 4:05:03Speaker 01

  How much, how much would a theater, like what's that?

• 4:05:06Joe Rogan?

  It's a lot of money, Ari.

• 4:05:07Speaker 02

  Ah, a prize? That's like, ooh, got it in there. You got it in there.

• 4:05:12Speaker 04

  That was great. What's that prize?

• 4:05:15Speaker 01

  I was like, wait, I don't know, I don't know.

• 4:05:17Joe Rogan?

  If you have a theater that can entice like big name people to come in.

• 4:05:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:05:22Joe Rogan?

  You know, because you can only get such a high name to do a 250 seat room unless it's a weekday. Weekdays, it's easy. Guys like to come and fuck around. Like our Tuesday night shows are some of the best fucking shows in the world.

• 4:05:33Speaker 01

  My Uber driver, he was like, you come a lot? I was like, I mean, I used to come once a year, but now it's like, I come to a podcast, like, may as well, my buddy built a place to.

• 4:05:41Joe Rogan?

  Stay a week. The greatest playground on earth. When we were there the other night, that fucking lineup was bananas.

• 4:05:47Speaker 01

  I saw that a lot. That was sick.

• 4:05:48Joe Rogan?

  It was Ron White, Theo, Shane, who else? Who else was on the, was Brian, Segura? That's right. Segura, Simpson, me, Tony. Fucking incredible show.

• 4:05:58Speaker 02

  Perfect. No women.

• 4:06:00Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no ladies. But we have some funny fucking chicks there too.

• 4:06:04Speaker 04

  The night before was Whitney.

• 4:06:06Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 4:06:07Joe Rogan?

  Bro, Whitney's killing it right now. Something about having a kid like made her extra funny.

• 4:06:11Speaker 02

  That's did it to Louie.

• 4:06:12Joe Rogan?

  Ah.

• 4:06:13Speaker 02

  No, Louie said that. He was like, I had a kid and I was like, I gotta get to work.

• 4:06:16Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right.

• 4:06:17Speaker 02

  Doing the same hour for 10 years.

• 4:06:19Joe Rogan?

  You can't, you can't dilly-dally when you've got mouths to feed that aren't yours.

• 4:06:22Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 4:06:23Joe Rogan?

  It gets heavy. You've got one coming, right?

• 4:06:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, one week.

• 4:06:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:06:27Joe Rogan?

  One week.

• 4:06:27Speaker 01

  It's like right now.

• 4:06:28Speaker 02

  No, it's not mine.

• 4:06:29Speaker 01

  Anything.

• 4:06:30Joe Rogan?

  If it comes out black, you're cool.

• 4:06:31Speaker 04

  I'll drink this one. You're free.

• 4:06:33Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 4:06:34Joe Rogan?

  What are you gonna do?

• 4:06:36Speaker 02

  It's fucking Matt, right?

• 4:06:36Speaker 01

  You nervous? How nervous are you?

• 4:06:37Joe Rogan?

  How nervous are you?

• 4:06:38Speaker 02

  I'm a little scared, but I'm excited to meet the little guy.

• 4:06:40Speaker 04

  Discuss this.

• 4:06:41Speaker 02

  Ah, it's not interesting. Any retard gonna have a kid, crackheads have kids, Jamie.

• 4:06:48Speaker 01

  And who are you doing it with? Your wife.

• 4:06:53Joe Rogan?

  Ari Shaffir? With the fucking ninth inning?

• 4:06:56Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 4:06:57Joe Rogan?

  Ninth inning homerun.

• 4:06:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, little rally cat.

• 4:06:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, that a baby.

• 4:07:05Speaker 04

  Books.

• 4:07:07Speaker 02

  Ow! Easy, come on.

• 4:07:10Speaker 01

  America's Sweetheart, on Netflix right now.

• 4:07:12Joe Rogan?

  America's Sweetheart, available right now.

• 4:07:14Speaker 04

  What do you, do you know what you're gonna name the kid?

• 4:07:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're going Jussie Smollett.

• 4:07:24Speaker 02

  I do, I can't say, don't say.

• 4:07:26Speaker 04

  Is it a boy or a girl?

• 4:07:27Speaker 02

  It's a boy, it's a boy.

• 4:07:28Joe Rogan?

  You don't want to set your kid up?

• 4:07:29Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 4:07:30Joe Rogan?

  For trolls, when they're not even born.

• 4:07:32Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 4:07:33Speaker 01

  They gotta have some privacy laws for the minors.

• 4:07:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, they should have privacy laws for everybody.

• 4:07:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:07:38Joe Rogan?

  It's, the laws are weird, man.

• 4:07:40Speaker 01

  This like idea, like, it's journalism, like, nah, nah, nah, you're just...

• 4:07:43Joe Rogan?

  Well, the weird one is when someone buys a house, and even if they buy it under an LLC, immediately the house gets put up on the internet and it shows where the guy lives. This is the fucking plans of the house.

• 4:07:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:07:52Joe Rogan?

  This is the best place to stalk. These are bushes where they can't see you.

• 4:07:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not good.

• 4:07:57Joe Rogan?

  It's weird, it's weird.

• 4:07:58Speaker 01

  I know everything about you.

• 4:07:59Joe Rogan?

  Wow, it's like, we're moving into this place where no one's gonna have any secrets anymore, with all this encryption that's gonna get broken because of quantum computing, we're fucked.

• 4:08:07Speaker 01

  So, I think about, it's a 2010 was the year we gave up privacy.

• 4:08:11Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:08:11Speaker 01

  Everyone started filming everything on your iPhone, you had a camera on you. And we just kinda all agreed, we're done with privacy.

• 4:08:17Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's just kind of come a point where encryption fails.

• 4:08:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:08:20Joe Rogan?

  And so, all this iMessage shit, like, everything's gonna fail.

• 4:08:23Speaker 01

  It's a Black Mirror episode, isn't it?

• 4:08:24Joe Rogan?

  It is.

• 4:08:25Speaker 01

  All secrets get out.

• 4:08:26Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:08:26Speaker 01

  And then it's like, and it's like, there's, oh no, it's Westworld. And then it's just like, it's just mayhem and war, people are fighting against each other.

• 4:08:32Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 4:08:33Joe Rogan?

  You think it's gonna be that?

• 4:08:34Speaker 01

  It's Westworld, season three.

• 4:08:35Joe Rogan?

  I think it's gonna be an understanding.

• 4:08:37Speaker 01

  Not at first.

• 4:08:39Speaker 02

  Well, if everything's out, nothing's crazy.

• 4:08:40Speaker 01

  Not at first, someone fucked somebody's wife or girlfriend, two years ago, all that gets out.

• 4:08:44Speaker 04

  It's a South Park episode, too.

• 4:08:45Speaker 01

  You tried even to do it, really?

• 4:08:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. I think it, people gotta be...

• 4:08:51Speaker 04

  Swear to God, the cloud, there's an episode where everybody read everybody's texts.

• 4:08:56Speaker 01

  And then it just came off.

• 4:08:57Joe Rogan?

  We gotta move our texts over to fucking WhatsApp and delete them every day.

• 4:09:01Speaker 02

  But if everyone's texts are out, no one can get cancelled.

• 4:09:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but ours are worse.

• 4:09:04Speaker 01

  Ours are worse.

• 4:09:06Joe Rogan?

  That protect our parks chain is fucking rough.

• 4:09:10Speaker 02

  Oh, it's wild.

• 4:09:11Joe Rogan?

  Just the memes alone can cause real problems.

• 4:09:13Speaker 04

  Couple in there.

• 4:09:17Speaker 04

  My whole algorithm right now is just Hitler playing basketball.

• 4:09:20Joe Rogan?

  Maya's Jews telling you what's, what's.

• 4:09:22Speaker 04

  Jamie, Jamie.

• 4:09:24Joe Rogan?

  I saw that one.

• 4:09:24Speaker 04

  Can you please put up a Hitler highlight video? It's about as funny as a guest.

• 4:09:28Speaker 01

  AI playing basketball?

• 4:09:29Speaker 04

  It's so good. It's him walking into the arena. Him playing football is so good.

• 4:09:33Joe Rogan?

  What is it, AI?

• 4:09:34Speaker 04

  It's AI. It's just the, yeah, they just superimpose him onto.

• 4:09:38Joe Rogan?

  Does he win all the time? Cause that's, that's concerning.

• 4:09:41Speaker 04

  They show him walking in the arena.

• 4:09:43Joe Rogan?

  And everybody goes crazy?

• 4:09:45Speaker 04

  It looks shitty.

• 4:09:46Joe Rogan?

  Is there a Hitler in the UFC one?

• 4:09:48Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 4:09:49Speaker 01

  There will be now. Because you mentioned that.

• 4:09:52Speaker 02

  Oh my god, this is so crazy. This is so crazy. That does look shitty.

• 4:09:56Speaker 04

  It looks shitty, which makes it funnier.

• 4:09:59Speaker 02

  It has to look shitty if it's Hitler.

• 4:10:01Speaker 04

  I've seen a lot of George Floyd versus Derek Chauvin.

• 4:10:03Joe Rogan?

  He totally traveled.

• 4:10:03Speaker 01

  Oh my god. Dude, I saw a guy at the park once playing, it's a black guy playing with a Klan outfit on. He was just dunking on this white dude.

• 4:10:11Speaker 04

  There's a Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd fight and it's, it's McGregor versus Eddie Alvarez. It's so funny.

• 4:10:24Speaker 02

  Damn, AI is amazing.

• 4:10:26Speaker 01

  It's pretty funny.

• 4:10:27Joe Rogan?

  What it can do now with those.

• 4:10:28Speaker 01

  Diddy and LeBron in jail together?

• 4:10:30Joe Rogan?

  Did you see the, the video that Kill Tony had made?

• 4:10:33Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, before the MSG shows.

• 4:10:35Joe Rogan?

  Fucking, no, no, no, before the, the recent one.

• 4:10:38Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 4:10:38Joe Rogan?

  Before the recent one, they did the New York show. They, those guys, the Dorr brothers did it? You know those guys? Those guys are fucking incredible.

• 4:10:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, the Dorr brothers are awesome.

• 4:10:46Joe Rogan?

  Look at this, it's so good. Jamie will find it. It's so good. You're watching, you know, this is so wild. This like William Montgomery's in it, David Lucas is in it. It's crazy.

• 4:10:56Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 4:10:56Joe Rogan?

  A guy blows his brains out in it. It's fucking wild.

• 4:10:59Speaker 02

  Well, that fucking Biden Trump thing, you guys.

• 4:11:02Joe Rogan?

  Insane.

• 4:11:03Speaker 02

  Is that 30 million views at this point?

• 4:11:05Joe Rogan?

  Give me the volume.

• 4:11:07Speaker 04

  Oh, it's Red Band.

• 4:11:09Speaker 02

  Oh, gross.

• 4:11:10Joe Rogan?

  Where's the volume? Nick and Red Band rolls.

• 4:11:14Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Muslim band.

• 4:11:20Speaker 01

  What are we doing?

• 4:11:21Speaker 02

  Uh oh. The show's over.

• 4:11:23Speaker 01

  Are they putting like two?

• 4:11:24Speaker 02

  Red rum.

• 4:11:28Speaker 04

  All we know is red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum.

• 4:11:34Speaker 01

  Did they not pu-

• 4:11:37Speaker 02

  What the?

• 4:11:38Speaker 01

  They didn't act these out at all for them?

• 4:11:39Joe Rogan?

  No, this is all AI.

• 4:11:41Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:11:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of these guys are really doing this.

• 4:11:44Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:11:45Joe Rogan?

  This is all fake.

• 4:11:46Speaker 02

  It looks so good.

• 4:11:47Speaker 01

  100%?

• 4:11:48Joe Rogan?

  100%.

• 4:11:48Speaker 02

  100%.

• 4:11:55Speaker 02

  Whoa. This is AI?

• 4:11:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's all AI, man.

• 4:12:01Speaker 02

  Holy, holy, holy.

• 4:12:05Joe Rogan?

  Look at this.

• 4:12:05Speaker 02

  Whoa. There's the girl too.

• 4:12:10Speaker 01

  No, I don't know.

• 4:12:12Speaker 02

  Hell, look at that.

• 4:12:22Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 4:12:23Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 4:12:24Speaker 02

  Oh, AI's gonna fuck us. Imagine another 10 years?

• 4:12:31Speaker 01

  I've seen that. In real life. I've seen that exact face. David Lucas looks thin.

• 4:12:36Joe Rogan?

  He stabbed somebody.

• 4:12:40Speaker 01

  David Lucas won't leave a breadcrumb.

• 4:12:42Joe Rogan?

  Isn't this crazy?

• 4:12:43Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Whoa.

• 4:12:46Joe Rogan?

  Bro, look at this.

• 4:12:49Speaker 02

  This is freaking me out.

• 4:12:50Joe Rogan?

  Isn't it amazing?

• 4:12:52Speaker 02

  That's amazing. This is not, none of this was acted out.

• 4:12:54Joe Rogan?

  And imagine what this is gonna be like in 5 years from now.

• 4:12:57Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 4:12:58Speaker 01

  In a year.

• 4:12:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:13:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Nice.

• 4:13:03Speaker 02

  It looks really good.

• 4:13:04Joe Rogan?

  It looks amazing.

• 4:13:05Speaker 01

  Williams is my favorite.

• 4:13:08Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 4:13:13Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 4:13:16Speaker 02

  Damn it. They got me. They got you. Oh, Jesus.

• 4:13:24Speaker 02

  I love Puerto Rico.

• 4:13:27Joe Rogan?

  I love Puerto Rico.

• 4:13:28Speaker 02

  He's dressed like Woody.

• 4:13:30Joe Rogan?

  Isn't this amazing?

• 4:13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, how about Trump throwing Tony on the bus?

• 4:13:33Joe Rogan?

  Selling out Tony.

• 4:13:34Speaker 04

  Just selling him out. Trump dog was just like, I don't know him, I don't wanna know him.

• 4:13:38Joe Rogan?

  But I don't wanna know him. Well, I mean, he almost lost the fucking election.

• 4:13:41Speaker 04

  He goes, I don't know him, I don't wanna know him.

• 4:13:43Speaker 01

  It wasn't cool. It wasn't cool.

• 4:13:44Joe Rogan?

  What's he gonna do? In the middle of that, you gotta denounce it?

• 4:13:48Speaker 01

  No, I like what the-

• 4:13:48Joe Rogan?

  You gotta denounce it?

• 4:13:49Speaker 01

  The vice president guy said, he goes, I haven't seen it, but guys, shut up already with jokes.

• 4:13:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, J D Vance.

• 4:13:54Speaker 01

  That would have been a cooler way to do that. I don't know him, I don't wanna know him.

• 4:13:57Speaker 04

  What were they talking about? Cause he was like, why are we talking about this? Let's talk about homelessness?

• 4:14:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Well, they were just trying anything. They were trying anything. Internal polling, like, they were lying. Like, their internal polling was, we're gonna get wiped out. And they were lying, and they were trying to make it look like it was gonna be- Yeah, and they were gonna win, and so everybody be excited, and they were asking for money. Like, the whole time. And then asking for money when it was over. But they were asking for money when they knew they were gonna win. And then they were asking for money when they low- they were losing.

• 4:14:25Speaker 02

  Mark my words, they're just asking for money.

• 4:14:27Joe Rogan?

  Asking for money the whole time, and then after they lost, asking for money.

• 4:14:30Speaker 01

  Wait, mark your words what?

• 4:14:31Speaker 02

  He's gonna do Kill Tony one day, Trump.

• 4:14:33Speaker 01

  Donald Trump.

• 4:14:34Speaker 02

  I bet.

• 4:14:34Joe Rogan?

  Trump first Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could do it.

• 4:14:36Speaker 01

  Tony's like garbage, not special, but like, clip, whatever set, was like, when he set it up, it was like, I just wanted Shayna's Trump with Donald Trump.

• 4:14:44Speaker 04

  She's calling it garbage.

• 4:14:45Speaker 01

  It would have been cool.

• 4:14:47Joe Rogan?

  No, he called it that.

• 4:14:48Speaker 02

  No, that's what his show-

• 4:14:49Joe Rogan?

  The title. His special's called garbage.

• 4:14:52Speaker 04

  I thought you were like, Tony's garbage special, I was like, what?

• 4:14:56Joe Rogan?

  Literally called garbage.

• 4:14:58Speaker 02

  Garbage Island.

• 4:14:59Joe Rogan?

  The one that he released on Twitter. Genius.

• 4:15:03Speaker 02

  You're like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

• 4:15:05Speaker 04

  That's our friend.

• 4:15:06Joe Rogan?

  Trump could still do it. He could still do it.

• 4:15:11Speaker 01

  He could do it.

• 4:15:12Joe Rogan?

  Kill Tony keeps killing it. And Kill Tony's gonna keep killing it.

• 4:15:15Speaker 01

  Trump likes that fun.

• 4:15:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's also, it's like you realize what it is now.

• 4:15:18Speaker 01

  Tell him his kids either.

• 4:15:19Joe Rogan?

  That's what the guy does. Watch him in a roast. He's awesome at it. Watch him do stand up. He's awesome at it. That's what he does. He talks shit about things.

• 4:15:25Speaker 02

  All the canceling helps the numbers.

• 4:15:27Joe Rogan?

  RSK or hell. For him it did. Bro, he went onstage in the middle of it all. Onstage it was like, fucking, the Rolling Stones just showed up. It was nuts. He went onstage at the store, at the mothership, brother, and they went fucking bananas. Might as well be. I call it the main room. I call that other room the main room. I never call it fat man.

• 4:15:42Speaker 01

  The reaction comedy audiences give to someone who's like, outed, whatever you want, word you want to use, is like, they're just like, which part, yeah?

• 4:15:50Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:15:51Speaker 01

  They're so, they know what's happening and they're like, we don't like it, you're our guy.

• 4:15:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. And they know what's going on. It's like, that cancel shit doesn't work anymore. It's just fucking stupid. Especially over a joke like that. Like, shut up.

• 4:16:02Speaker 02

  I know.

• 4:16:03Joe Rogan?

  Just shut up. But it was funny because he got canceled once and then he got over it and he's like, bro, I thought the first one was bad. He goes, this one was rough. He said he didn't sleep until I endorsed Trump. He goes, that was the first time I had any sleep in two weeks. He lost weight.

• 4:16:16Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 4:16:18Joe Rogan?

  He was so scared.

• 4:16:19Speaker 01

  He lost weight? What? What did he have to lose?

• 4:16:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he didn't have much to lose.

• 4:16:22Speaker 01

  He had extra?

• 4:16:22Joe Rogan?

  He couldn't eat. Said he couldn't eat.

• 4:16:25Speaker 01

  He's blowing away in the San Antonio winds.

• 4:16:30Joe Rogan?

  He was like an ember. He was like an ember taking out a mansion.

• 4:16:33Speaker 02

  Ember alert.

• 4:16:34Joe Rogan?

  Sam.

• 4:16:35Speaker 01

  Somebody's flaming?

• 4:16:36Joe Rogan?

  Sam Morrell has some friend that lost an eighty-two million dollar house.

• 4:16:40Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 4:16:40Joe Rogan?

  The most expensive house to ever burn in a fire.

• 4:16:42Speaker 01

  What friend does Sam Morrell?

• 4:16:44Joe Rogan?

  I didn't even ask. I'm like, if you want to tell me, you can tell me. I'm not even gonna pry.

• 4:16:47Speaker 01

  Sandler?

• 4:16:48Joe Rogan?

  He knows somebody like that.

• 4:16:49Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 4:16:50Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 4:16:50Joe Rogan?

  Somebody had an eighty-two million dollar house. It might be Sandler. That is a good guess. He's friends with Sandler.

• 4:16:55Speaker 02

  He is, yeah.

• 4:16:56Joe Rogan?

  If anybody's gonna have a eighty-two million dollar house. You see the conspiracy theories? Why does Tom Hanks' house not get burnt down?

• 4:17:03Speaker 04

  They did that in Maui too. They did the same thing, yeah.

• 4:17:06Speaker 01

  Why did this? Why did this?

• 4:17:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Those conspiratorards, conspiritards are the best.

• 4:17:12Speaker 01

  And then they haven't answered? They're like, it's because of this? And they go, nah.

• 4:17:15Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no. Deep state. EMF, direct energy weapons.

• 4:17:20Joe Rogan?

  Russians, Chinese. Deep state.

• 4:17:23Speaker 02

  It'll come back. I mean Katrina fucked the whole New Orleans up and we're all back and running.

• 4:17:27Speaker 01

  It'll come back.

• 4:17:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:17:28Joe Rogan?

  It'll take ten years.

• 4:17:29Speaker 01

  But yeah, man, it's not even like some homes.

• 4:17:32Joe Rogan?

  It's all the houses.

• 4:17:33Speaker 01

  How do you even get started with the Mexican going to build our house?

• 4:17:37Joe Rogan?

  Bro, it's bigger than Manhattan. Larger than the size of Manhattan is burned. Like by, I think two and a half times. I think it's, find out if that's correct. I know it's what burned. Not just Palisades, but all the fires together. It's larger than Manhattan.

• 4:17:55Speaker 01

  Manhattan's huge, I mean.

• 4:17:56Speaker 02

  Manhattan's not that big.

• 4:17:57Joe Rogan?

  Fucking huge.

• 4:17:58Speaker 01

  I know, but east to west, your place to my place. And then imagine going up to like.

• 4:18:03Joe Rogan?

  All fire.

• 4:18:04Speaker 01

  Old stand up New York.

• 4:18:05Joe Rogan?

  All fire.

• 4:18:06Speaker 01

  Like that had to be rebuilt?

• 4:18:08Speaker 02

  And the whole Central Park. Yeah, it's crazy.

• 4:18:10Joe Rogan?

  Just Manhattan's so dense with tall buildings in that same area.

• 4:18:14Speaker 01

  The cherry, cherry room. Like there's no way.

• 4:18:17Joe Rogan?

  Residential homes, but the size of land is bigger than Manhattan.

• 4:18:21Speaker 01

  They'll never, I mean.

• 4:18:22Joe Rogan?

  How are they gonna rebuild it?

• 4:18:23Speaker 01

  Before they even start on some of the houses.

• 4:18:25Joe Rogan?

  But what, what, also they gotta go through the coastal commission. That, that's unbelievably brutal.

• 4:18:30Speaker 01

  What's that mean?

• 4:18:31Speaker 02

  The regulations.

• 4:18:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's fucking brutal.

• 4:18:33Speaker 02

  Try to build a pool, they'll fuck you. Imagine a new house.

• 4:18:38Joe Rogan?

  It's crazy.

• 4:18:39Speaker 01

  Pretty sad.

• 4:18:40Joe Rogan?

  What's that lady, the fitness lady?

• 4:18:42Speaker 01

  Suzanne Powder.

• 4:18:43Joe Rogan?

  No, the other one.

• 4:18:43Speaker 02

  Suzanne Subman.

• 4:18:45Joe Rogan?

  The dark haired lady.

• 4:18:46Speaker 02

  Julian Michaels.

• 4:18:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Julian Michaels. Julian Michaels is just talking. She was on a podcast. We see it. It took her after the last fire a year to get the permit to clean up after the last fire.

• 4:18:56Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 4:18:57Joe Rogan?

  A year. She said she had dead animals in her pool. She couldn't clean up the pool. She had a, it took her, she said there was animals that died in the pool because they were trying to escape the fire.

• 4:19:06Speaker 01

  What do you mean they couldn't clean up?

• 4:19:07Joe Rogan?

  They weren't allowed to clean up. You have to get a permit to clean up.

• 4:19:10Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:19:11Speaker 01

  Fucking government.

• 4:19:12Joe Rogan?

  A year.

• 4:19:13Speaker 01

  Everyone's at the right, it's the left. It's all of them.

• 4:19:16Joe Rogan?

  But that's that coastal commission is, the coastal commission's unbelievable.

• 4:19:20Speaker 01

  You're a democracy.

• 4:19:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but that's the left, bro.

• 4:19:22Speaker 02

  Too much government.

• 4:19:23Speaker 04

  Too much government.

• 4:19:24Joe Rogan?

  But it's California is uniquely retarded.

• 4:19:26Speaker 02

  Yes, that's true.

• 4:19:27Joe Rogan?

  Especially the coastal area.

• 4:19:28Speaker 02

  And Bill Maher's been bitching about that for twenty years.

• 4:19:30Joe Rogan?

  Uniquely difficult to build there. Like, I had a friend who was building a house there. He's like, "Don't do it. Don't ever build a house here."

• 4:19:35Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 4:19:35Joe Rogan?

  He goes, "It's drive you fucking crazy." It took years and years and years to get approval.

• 4:19:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, live somewhere else.

• 4:19:41Joe Rogan?

  And then they just look up your ass with a fucking microscope with everything you're doing. And they have the ability to do it. So, of course, they act on that. You know, they have power over you. They have power over these rich people, so they flex. And I'm sure there's a lot of bayou moving around.

• 4:19:54Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:19:55Joe Rogan?

  A little bit of that. You wanna go on a vacation? Wanna buy my yacht?

• 4:19:59Speaker 04

  Living in Mechanicsburg. You should move to Mechanicsburg.

• 4:20:02Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's the spot.

• 4:20:03Speaker 04

  That's the spot.

• 4:20:04Joe Rogan?

  Especially if you're Shane Gillis.

• 4:20:05Speaker 01

  I love passing that sign on the way to, I don't know what clubs. You pass Mechanicsburg, Pittsburgh. It was me and Colin and Nate were driving. We're like, "Oh, wait, that's a real Pittsburgh."

• 4:20:13Speaker 04

  That's it.

• 4:20:14Speaker 01

  It's not just from, like, movies?

• 4:20:16Speaker 04

  What, Pittsburgh?

• 4:20:17Speaker 01

  No, Mechanicsburg. Is Mike in the Mechanics in there?

• 4:20:21Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 4:20:22Speaker 01

  Mike in the Mechanics? Is that Mechanicsburg or no?

• 4:20:23Speaker 04

  No, Poison is from Mechanicsburg.

• 4:20:25Speaker 02

  Hey, there you go.

• 4:20:27Speaker 01

  Jim Henson's from University of Maryland.

• 4:20:28Speaker 04

  We got Poison.

• 4:20:30Speaker 02

  That's something.

• 4:20:31Speaker 04

  It's pretty good.

• 4:20:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:20:32Speaker 04

  Poison rules. Jamie, play a little Poison. Fire it up.

• 4:20:36Speaker 01

  Is it Eighteen and Life? No, that's, that's not. Who's, what's Poison's big hits?

• 4:20:39Speaker 02

  Where are you from? Maryland?

• 4:20:40Speaker 04

  Every rose has its thorn.

• 4:20:43Speaker 02

  Maryland. Maryland's got stuff.

• 4:20:45Speaker 01

  Oh, Maryland's got a lot.

• 4:20:46Speaker 02

  Edgar Allan Poe.

• 4:20:48Speaker 04

  Wait, who's A. G. Got them but a good time? Ain't nothing but a good time.

• 4:20:53Joe Rogan?

  That's them two, right?

• 4:20:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:20:54Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that?

• 4:20:54Speaker 02

  Dave Chappelle?

• 4:20:55Speaker 01

  Dave Chappelle, yeah.

• 4:20:56Speaker 02

  He's not from Maryland?

• 4:20:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:20:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. He was from DC.

• 4:20:59Speaker 02

  Oh, DC, okay.

• 4:21:00Speaker 01

  Just outside.

• 4:21:01Speaker 02

  That's different.

• 4:21:02Speaker 01

  No, it's just outside DC and Maryland.

• 4:21:04Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:21:05Speaker 02

  Well, it's just outside, it's not Maryland.

• 4:21:06Speaker 04

  Everything's just outside, yeah.

• 4:21:07Speaker 01

  It's just outside DC into Maryland.

• 4:21:10Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, okay, okay.

• 4:21:14Speaker 04

  That's Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania.

• 4:21:17Speaker 01

  Just waiting with Dane Cook.

• 4:21:20Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 4:21:23Speaker 04

  Interesting choice to play a better song in your music video.

• 4:21:28Speaker 01

  That's bold.

• 4:21:34Speaker 02

  Or you're out of here. Get it? Move! Ah, the old white dishwasher days.

• 4:21:41Joe Rogan?

  The old bosses.

• 4:21:44Speaker 02

  Great head of hair.

• 4:21:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I mean, that was all they did.

• 4:21:47Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 4:21:48Joe Rogan?

  Look at that. Come on, bro. That's what Mechanicsburg does.

• 4:21:51Speaker 02

  Kicks open the door to a fucking concert. I don't want to wash dishes.

• 4:21:57Speaker 01

  And why were you washing it at all with that going on?

• 4:22:01Speaker 02

  Because he's trying to make it in the band, are he? Got to pay for the van.

• 4:22:07Speaker 02

  Man, this was gay.

• 4:22:08Joe Rogan?

  It's so gay.

• 4:22:10Speaker 01

  It's so gay.

• 4:22:11Speaker 02

  It's crazy. They all wore makeup.

• 4:22:13Speaker 01

  This is Mateo Lane. This is Mateo Lane's screensaver.

• 4:22:16Speaker 02

  That's fine. That's fine.

• 4:22:18Speaker 04

  That's gay. That's fine.

• 4:22:23Speaker 02

  How'd they stay so thin back then?

• 4:22:25Speaker 04

  Cocaine.

• 4:22:26Speaker 02

  Ah, that'll do it. Like Iggy Pop, still ripped.

• 4:22:30Joe Rogan?

  Isn't it crazy like how they used to dress? Like the hair and everything?

• 4:22:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:22:34Joe Rogan?

  Like what happened? And Nirvana killed that like a bullet.

• 4:22:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. They're like, actually, you guys are super lame.

• 4:22:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:22:40Speaker 01

  Cut your fucking hair.

• 4:22:41Joe Rogan?

  When Nirvana came along, it just, just, just died.

• 4:22:43Speaker 01

  Killed hair metal.

• 4:22:44Joe Rogan?

  Killed it. Killed it. Never mind, killed it.

• 4:22:47Speaker 01

  You guys are phonies.

• 4:22:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:22:48Speaker 04

  Rightfully so.

• 4:22:49Speaker 01

  Rightfully so.

• 4:22:49Joe Rogan?

  But it was just crazy, the shift in culture from...

• 4:22:52Speaker 04

  This needed to stop.

• 4:22:53Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know what? Cocaine needed a little dose of heroin.

• 4:22:56Speaker 02

  Ah, you're right.

• 4:22:58Speaker 01

  That's such a great quote. Cocaine, that's a T-shirt. Cocaine needed a little dose of heroin.

• 4:23:02Joe Rogan?

  Yes, because they killed all the psychedelics, right? So the sixties were all the psychedelics. The seventies, everybody was just recovering. And then the eighties come along and everyone's doing coke and the music got awful.

• 4:23:13Speaker 01

  Bravado music.

• 4:23:14Joe Rogan?

  It's just weird. Everyone's wearing makeup and they're all fucking dancing around with their tight pants on with their butt hanging out.

• 4:23:19Speaker 02

  Eyeliner, bro.

• 4:23:20Speaker 04

  Eighties had some jams.

• 4:23:21Joe Rogan?

  Eyeliner and teased up hair. It was weird.

• 4:23:24Speaker 01

  Even the cool ones like Cure was still like, gay.

• 4:23:27Speaker 02

  Lock of Seagulls, uh, "Don't you..."

• 4:23:33Speaker 02

  "Forget about me."

• 4:23:36Joe Rogan?

  And then Iron Maiden.

• 4:23:38Speaker 02

  Oh, Iron Maiden's killer.

• 4:23:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, so you get, you get a lot of weirdness.

• 4:23:42Speaker 02

  How about the Misfits?

• 4:23:43Joe Rogan?

  You get dudes dressed up like gay bikers.

• 4:23:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:23:46Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of that.

• 4:23:47Speaker 01

  A lot of things.

• 4:23:47Joe Rogan?

  This was Pantera before.

• 4:23:48Speaker 02

  Look at these fucking fruits.

• 4:23:50Joe Rogan?

  Fucking YNCA. Pantera, the glam metal. Bro, look at Pantera. Pantera was fucking rocking the glam look.

• 4:23:59Speaker 02

  If you see all these guys on the side of the highway, you'd be like, oh, they're hooking.

• 4:24:02Speaker 04

  It's so funny to be the fucking fat guy in the group like, guys, are you sure we all want to dress like this?

• 4:24:07Speaker 01

  I'm allowed.

• 4:24:08Speaker 02

  Because it's not fitting.

• 4:24:09Joe Rogan?

  You want to wear a wet?

• 4:24:11Speaker 04

  It's just dress normal.

• 4:24:13Joe Rogan?

  Vests with no shirt? If you're a fat guy and you're glam, you better be playing drums. Put that guy behind the cymbals.

• 4:24:21Speaker 04

  Fat guy to be like, are you sure this doesn't suck? You're like, it sucks.

• 4:24:25Joe Rogan?

  How weird is it like, there was a time where you dressed in a way that no one would ever dress in public and it was cool?

• 4:24:31Speaker 01

  Well, the best was me and Diaz were at the griddle.

• 4:24:34Joe Rogan?

  Look at that, look at that.

• 4:24:35Speaker 02

  Caution tape.

• 4:24:36Speaker 01

  You'd see those people on Sunset at like 3pm.

• 4:24:40Speaker 04

  Damn, I would fuck like three of these guys.

• 4:24:43Speaker 01

  The guy on the left is not bad.

• 4:24:44Speaker 02

  Fuck all of them.

• 4:24:44Speaker 01

  The guy on the left is like, I would take.

• 4:24:46Joe Rogan?

  If you're doing Matt, the guy on the right sucking your dick.

• 4:24:48Speaker 02

  That guy was an Olympic, and he's jerking you off with those studs on his hand.

• 4:24:52Speaker 01

  What order of who you choose? I go left, right, left, middle, right, middle. I go, now it's different, it's a different one now.

• 4:24:59Speaker 02

  He beat the Olympic boxer.

• 4:25:02Speaker 04

  They got a fifth member of, the guy's boxing for Algeria now. I go one.

• 4:25:10Speaker 02

  Judas Priest was the craziest thing.

• 4:25:13Speaker 02

  One is hot.

• 4:25:14Speaker 01

  One, obviously one all the way left, I'd go all the way to the right.

• 4:25:17Speaker 04

  All the way to the right, fuck dude, that's number four.

• 4:25:20Joe Rogan?

  That's the guy that sucks your dick if you're on Matt.

• 4:25:22Speaker 01

  Third to second, third to second.

• 4:25:24Joe Rogan?

  Which one, which one could go trans the easiest?

• 4:25:27Speaker 01

  We've all fucked worse.

• 4:25:28Speaker 04

  All four.

• 4:25:28Speaker 01

  Obviously we've all fucked worse.

• 4:25:29Joe Rogan?

  Which one could go trans the easiest?

• 4:25:31Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:25:32Joe Rogan?

  Lower left, they're right there, they're knocking at the door.

• 4:25:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, Culture Club is there.

• 4:25:36Speaker 02

  Look at their lipstick, that's so crazy.

• 4:25:38Joe Rogan?

  They're wearing lipstick.

• 4:25:40Speaker 02

  Look at the nails, and they're fucking, they're fucking more.

• 4:25:43Speaker 04

  Who the fuck is Cry Tub?

• 4:25:45Speaker 01

  Who the fuck are these guys?

• 4:25:46Speaker 04

  I've never heard of it.

• 4:25:47Speaker 02

  I've never heard of it.

• 4:25:48Joe Rogan?

  This is why, they went too far.

• 4:25:49Speaker 02

  They went too far.

• 4:25:50Joe Rogan?

  They went way over to being a girl. Isn't that nuts? If you tried to do that now, people would think you're culturally appropriating trans people.

• 4:25:57Speaker 02

  It's true, yeah.

• 4:25:58Speaker 01

  The rules of glam metal.

• 4:25:59Joe Rogan?

  You know what's really funny? The straight girls who put fake dicks in their underwear and they get a lot of money on OnlyFans.

• 4:26:05Speaker 01

  They trick me.

• 4:26:06Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go. They're a poison tribute band.

• 4:26:09Joe Rogan?

  A poison tribute band!

• 4:26:11Speaker 01

  Shut up, dude.

• 4:26:11Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 4:26:12Speaker 01

  You can't explain poisons in the house. If you have a tribute band, you're real.

• 4:26:15Joe Rogan?

  Damn.

• 4:26:16Speaker 01

  You know how many underwear I had to shop through on Amazon to bring out my fake dick or fake pussy on Kill Tony?

• 4:26:21Joe Rogan?

  Oh, how many?

• 4:26:22Speaker 01

  They have starter pussies for trans people.

• 4:26:24Joe Rogan?

  Ooh.

• 4:26:25Speaker 01

  You attach a pussy to your dick so it looks like you have a pussy.

• 4:26:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh boy.

• 4:26:28Speaker 01

  That's what I defined to get on Kill Tony.

• 4:26:30Speaker 02

  Attach a pussy to your dick?

• 4:26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, so there's a hole where you can stick your dick in to hold it and it's got tendrils to like hold it in.

• 4:26:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh boy.

• 4:26:36Speaker 01

  And so like you have a puss.

• 4:26:37Joe Rogan?

  Oh god.

• 4:26:38Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:26:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:26:39Speaker 02

  Like a fleshlight that you strap on?

• 4:26:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then Harley Williams figured it. But there was also a hole right through the bottom, so he just...

• 4:26:46Joe Rogan?

  Cry Tough.

• 4:26:47Speaker 01

  With the double chin.

• 4:26:48Joe Rogan?

  They're crying tough.

• 4:26:49Speaker 01

  Look at Anthony Kumia. They're all Kumia. If you wanted to, it's Kumia.

• 4:26:54Speaker 02

  That's Dave Portnoy.

• 4:26:55Joe Rogan?

  That looks like Rich Voss.

• 4:26:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:26:57Joe Rogan?

  The second from the right?

• 4:26:58Speaker 01

  Voss is Rich Voss. He used to look like that.

• 4:27:00Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 4:27:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. He used to have a perm.

• 4:27:01Joe Rogan?

  He used to have jelly curls.

• 4:27:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:27:03Speaker 02

  It's a really different band.

• 4:27:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ross in the early days.

• 4:27:06Speaker 02

  This is a 1984, this is not the cover band, this is a different band. This is the band we're looking at.

• 4:27:11Joe Rogan?

  This is Cry Tough?

• 4:27:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is a demo track from 1984.

• 4:27:14Joe Rogan?

  Let's hear it.

• 4:27:14Speaker 01

  From the man.

• 4:27:15Joe Rogan?

  Let's hear it, let's hear it.

• 4:27:16Speaker 01

  Balmor!

• 4:27:18Joe Rogan?

  Eyes of a Killer.

• 4:27:25Speaker 01

  Not bad.

• 4:27:25Speaker 02

  Got a little Zeppelin girl.

• 4:27:27Joe Rogan?

  This makes, this kind of music makes you shake your butt like this. Like Gavin Newsom.

• 4:27:30Speaker 01

  Gavin Newsom, yeah.

• 4:27:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, trying to appropriate some land.

• 4:27:36Speaker 01

  You ever hear a Charles Manson song?

• 4:27:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:27:39Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 4:27:39Joe Rogan?

  It's not bad.

• 4:27:40Speaker 01

  It's good folk music.

• 4:27:41Joe Rogan?

  Charles Manson, he got together with Brian Wilson.

• 4:27:45Speaker 01

  Oh, I...

• 4:27:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Brian, he's like threatening, he was threatening Brian Wilson's life.

• 4:27:48Speaker 01

  So like, produce this for me?

• 4:27:50Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they, he got in with them, like, you know, probably brought a bunch of the hippie girls around. What do you guys fart over there?

• 4:27:57Speaker 01

  I did not fart.

• 4:27:58Speaker 02

  A while ago, yeah.

• 4:28:06Speaker 01

  It's fun, it's good.

• 4:28:07Joe Rogan?

  It's not bad.

• 4:28:08Speaker 01

  It's folk music.

• 4:28:11Speaker 01

  It's better than Bob Dylan.

• 4:28:14Speaker 01

  Bob Dylan sucks, this is fine.

• 4:28:15Speaker 04

  Does it smell like shit? Does anyone smell it?

• 4:28:17Joe Rogan?

  I don't smell it. Let me hear some more of this.

• 4:28:18Speaker 01

  He has some smelling salts.

• 4:28:19Joe Rogan?

  Let me hear some more of that Manson. He's not gonna get any money from us.

• 4:28:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:28:28Speaker 02

  Not bad.

• 4:28:29Speaker 01

  It's not bad.

• 4:28:30Speaker 02

  Kind of Neil Young-y.

• 4:28:36Speaker 01

  It's not bad.

• 4:28:39Speaker 04

  I was, I was on a fuck, fuck Bob Dylan train for a while.

• 4:28:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:28:45Speaker 04

  Then you start listening to some Bob Dylan.

• 4:28:46Joe Rogan?

  Here comes the story of the hurricane.

• 4:28:49Speaker 04

  Hurricane was like my favorite song.

• 4:28:51Speaker 02

  I will say that movie is a waste of time. I saw the movie.

• 4:28:54Joe Rogan?

  Well, apparently they made a little, they fucked around with the reality.

• 4:28:58Speaker 01

  Biopics always suck.

• 4:28:59Speaker 02

  Bob Dylan's still alive. We have Google. Why are you changing the history?

• 4:29:02Joe Rogan?

  They added a guy.

• 4:29:04Speaker 01

  Why you call them biopics?

• 4:29:05Joe Rogan?

  Biopics.

• 4:29:05Speaker 01

  Biopic, biopic. No.

• 4:29:07Joe Rogan?

  Am I wrong?

• 4:29:08Speaker 01

  You guys are all wrong. You guys are all wrong. It's biopic. No.

• 4:29:11Joe Rogan?

  They fucked around with the actual story. They added a bad cop.

• 4:29:14Speaker 01

  The espresso.

• 4:29:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, they added a lot of shit.

• 4:29:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's biopic and then the, the dummies took over and called it biopic.

• 4:29:20Speaker 02

  Shalameh, Shalameh killed it. I'll say that.

• 4:29:23Speaker 01

  It's biopic.

• 4:29:23Joe Rogan?

  What's that?

• 4:29:24Speaker 02

  Shalameh killed it.

• 4:29:25Joe Rogan?

  Killed him what?

• 4:29:26Speaker 01

  Timothy Shalameh?

• 4:29:26Speaker 02

  He's Bob Dylan.

• 4:29:27Joe Rogan?

  Oh, did he kill it? I didn't see it.

• 4:29:28Speaker 02

  He's great, he's great.

• 4:29:30Speaker 01

  He killed it in a good way.

• 4:29:30Speaker 02

  But it's just an un- Oh.

• 4:29:33Speaker 04

  Biopic.

• 4:29:34Joe Rogan?

  Biopic.

• 4:29:35Speaker 01

  Oh, then I'm wrong.

• 4:29:36Speaker 04

  You are wrong.

• 4:29:37Speaker 01

  Guess what? I'm wrong.

• 4:29:39Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 4:29:40Speaker 01

  I'd like to take this moment to apologize.

• 4:29:42Speaker 04

  Jamie's a little nasty ass, we'll do that.

• 4:29:44Speaker 01

  Fuck you.

• 4:29:44Joe Rogan?

  You know what?

• 4:29:46Speaker 04

  While you say something, Jamie's a bitch ass.

• 4:29:48Joe Rogan?

  Go Irish now.

• 4:29:49Speaker 04

  Go Irish, let's go.

• 4:29:50Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 4:29:51Joe Rogan?

  And free Palestine. All of this because of you, Jamie. You did this.

• 4:29:54Speaker 02

  That's not right.

• 4:29:55Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, what's the bet before we wrap this up?

• 4:29:57Speaker 01

  Pushups? Why don't you pick, why don't you guys pick stuff out of each other's hair? That's lies.

• 4:30:02Joe Rogan?

  Nah.

• 4:30:03Speaker 02

  Haven't done that one.

• 4:30:04Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 4:30:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:30:05Joe Rogan?

  That's not bad.

• 4:30:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:30:07Joe Rogan?

  Considering we're reaching for straws.

• 4:30:09Speaker 01

  We're reaching, we're reaching.

• 4:30:11Joe Rogan?

  What's the bet?

• 4:30:12Speaker 07

  It's tough to say. I mean, we do have a very-

• 4:30:14Speaker 01

  You guys are something like real.

• 4:30:16Speaker 04

  Who's that running back that punches girlfriend in the elevator? Ray Rice.

• 4:30:22Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, what did you say? You have a what?

• 4:30:24Speaker 02

  We have a, we have a, um, advantage in the, I don't know.

• 4:30:29Speaker 01

  I got one.

• 4:30:30Speaker 02

  It's not fair.

• 4:30:30Speaker 01

  I got one.

• 4:30:31Speaker 02

  To bet straight up.

• 4:30:32Speaker 01

  Jamie?

• 4:30:32Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 4:30:33Speaker 01

  If you lose.

• 4:30:33Speaker 02

  I got one too.

• 4:30:34Speaker 01

  If you lose, Shane has to take care of your dog for a week. Shane, if you lose, he's gonna take your girlfriend for a week.

• 4:30:39Speaker 04

  If Notre Dame loses, I get your dog.

• 4:30:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:30:42Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 4:30:43Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 4:30:44Speaker 04

  That's a spread.

• 4:30:45Speaker 02

  He might die in a week.

• 4:30:46Speaker 04

  He will.

• 4:30:46Speaker 01

  He's already a puggy.

• 4:30:48Joe Rogan?

  But he said if Notre Dame loses, I get your dog. He tricked you. Did you hear what he said, Jamie?

• 4:30:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:30:52Joe Rogan?

  He tricked you.

• 4:30:53Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't saying yes to it.

• 4:30:54Joe Rogan?

  But he almost tricked you.

• 4:30:55Speaker 04

  I get Carl.

• 4:30:56Joe Rogan?

  He almost tricked you. He was like, setting himself up to win if he lost. That was genius.

• 4:31:02Speaker 02

  It's just, uh, there's not many bets I can win in this situation.

• 4:31:05Joe Rogan?

  Well, you gotta bet like men.

• 4:31:07Speaker 01

  Thirty pushups?

• 4:31:07Joe Rogan?

  Like bet even.

• 4:31:08Speaker 01

  Something like that.

• 4:31:09Speaker 02

  That's too easy.

• 4:31:10Speaker 04

  Pushups is...

• 4:31:10Joe Rogan?

  Why is this too easy? If you're talking shit, it has to be a bet bet.

• 4:31:13Speaker 02

  He's gotta do a five minute set. Five minute set at the mothership.

• 4:31:16Speaker 01

  Ooh, I like that.

• 4:31:17Speaker 02

  If you lose.

• 4:31:18Speaker 01

  And then, and then if Shane loses, he's gotta take over the board for ten minutes.

• 4:31:21Speaker 04

  I'll take over the board.

• 4:31:23Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, will you do a five minute set if you lose?

• 4:31:25Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't have any material, so. You can put something together.

• 4:31:28Speaker 01

  So what?

• 4:31:28Speaker 04

  Neither do I.

• 4:31:29Joe Rogan?

  How much time do you need?

• 4:31:30Speaker 01

  We're all just putting together five minutes.

• 4:31:32Speaker 02

  Have you seen Kill Tony?

• 4:31:33Joe Rogan?

  Well, what's the equivalent of me doing that if we win?

• 4:31:35Speaker 02

  Dude, Kill Tony! You do one minute.

• 4:31:38Speaker 01

  Each of you do it.

• 4:31:38Joe Rogan?

  What's the equivalent?

• 4:31:40Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 4:31:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:31:41Speaker 04

  He working the board.

• 4:31:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not the same. It's not the same.

• 4:31:45Joe Rogan?

  Do you have to let Ari get you in a triangle?

• 4:31:47Speaker 01

  I already got him in one.

• 4:31:48Joe Rogan?

  No, but like from the back, real triangle, like locking the foot.

• 4:31:52Speaker 01

  Dude, you whimpered.

• 4:31:53Speaker 04

  Everyone knows, everybody knows I wouldn't whimper. You can see the picture of him breaking my shoulder, giving the thumbs up, dude. Everyone knows I didn't whimper.

• 4:32:01Speaker 01

  He tapped. He tapped twice. And you went like a...

• 4:32:02Speaker 04

  With him, yeah.

• 4:32:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, bro, your shoulders broke on their own. They were very brittle.

• 4:32:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were fucked up.

• 4:32:07Joe Rogan?

  You gotta get, did you get the stem cells in there?

• 4:32:09Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:32:09Joe Rogan?

  You gotta do that.

• 4:32:10Speaker 01

  We were all hurt after that for like a real week. Just bloody knees.

• 4:32:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I was in shorts.

• 4:32:15Speaker 01

  It like bled later.

• 4:32:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:32:17Joe Rogan?

  My knees were all scrubbed up.

• 4:32:18Speaker 01

  Didn't care for it.

• 4:32:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:32:20Speaker 01

  To be honest.

• 4:32:20Joe Rogan?

  Well, especially you. You've been through the staff. You know what happens. You get infected.

• 4:32:23Speaker 02

  Oh, that's rough.

• 4:32:26Speaker 04

  Ari almost died. The Irish, everybody the whole time has been saying Notre Dame's gonna lose. Every week.

• 4:32:30Joe Rogan?

  So go up, even up.

• 4:32:31Speaker 01

  But they're in the title game.

• 4:32:32Joe Rogan?

  Five hundred bucks, even up.

• 4:32:33Speaker 02

  What could you do?

• 4:32:34Joe Rogan?

  Five hundred bucks, Jamie?

• 4:32:35Speaker 02

  Five minute set. He said it's fine.

• 4:32:38Speaker 01

  Five thousand.

• 4:32:40Speaker 04

  Whoa, five thousand?

• 4:32:41Speaker 01

  That's more fun.

• 4:32:42Speaker 02

  Now we're talking.

• 4:32:43Speaker 01

  Five thousand even up?

• 4:32:43Speaker 04

  With the spread, deal.

• 4:32:45Speaker 02

  Now we're talking!

• 4:32:46Speaker 01

  Nope, denied.

• 4:32:47Speaker 04

  Why? That's what the bet is. If I bet online, that's what the bet is.

• 4:32:50Speaker 01

  You're not betting online.

• 4:32:51Joe Rogan?

  Don't let him get away with that.

• 4:32:52Speaker 02

  JMo's cheap.

• 4:32:53Joe Rogan?

  Five thousand even up?

• 4:32:54Speaker 04

  That's just a bad bet on my part. I could place that bet online and say, no day money line.

• 4:32:57Joe Rogan?

  If you're gonna talk shit, you have to bet.

• 4:32:58Speaker 02

  Yes, why would you make it against me?

• 4:32:59Joe Rogan?

  You have to bet like it's a real bet.

• 4:33:00Speaker 01

  You're gonna Mayors bet each other on their fucking sportsbook?

• 4:33:03Speaker 04

  No, I'll bet against a real fan. I'll bet against Tony or Matt Rife. Ohhh.

• 4:33:09Joe Rogan?

  Come on, man.

• 4:33:10Speaker 04

  True, the true Ohio State fans.

• 4:33:11Joe Rogan?

  How about five hundred bucks?

• 4:33:12Speaker 01

  You don't think he's a real Ohio State fan?

• 4:33:15Joe Rogan?

  Even up, will you go five hundred bucks?

• 4:33:16Speaker 04

  No, Ohio State's represented by Tony and Matt Rife.

• 4:33:19Speaker 02

  Put some money up, JMo!

• 4:33:21Joe Rogan?

  You won't go even up for five hundred bucks?

• 4:33:22Speaker 04

  Five hundred, five hundred I'll go even.

• 4:33:24Speaker 02

  Five hundred! I would add a zero.

• 4:33:27Speaker 04

  You should, because-

• 4:33:29Speaker 02

  I did, I'm not afraid to.

• 4:33:30Speaker 04

  I know, but-

• 4:33:30Speaker 02

  That's the point, that's I know, you're afraid.

• 4:33:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not fair.

• 4:33:33Speaker 02

  You're already conceding defeat.

• 4:33:34Speaker 04

  It's not a fair bet.

• 4:33:35Speaker 02

  Sounds like you're conceding defeat.

• 4:33:36Speaker 04

  It's not a fair bet.

• 4:33:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but if you're gonna talk shit, you have to take a not fair bet.

• 4:33:40Speaker 04

  I'm not talking shit on-

• 4:33:42Joe Rogan?

  It's a football game, they start in the beginning, there's the same amount of athletes.

• 4:33:45Speaker 04

  There's not. They bought more athletes.

• 4:33:47Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean? So is there more playing at one given time?

• 4:33:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, they, uh, no, it's still eleven on eleven.

• 4:33:51Joe Rogan?

  Eleven on eleven.

• 4:33:52Speaker 04

  They bought more athletes because they have a sex offender's money.

• 4:33:57Speaker 02

  Lex Westler Friedman?

• 4:33:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:34:01Joe Rogan?

  So, what will you bet? How much will you bet even up?

• 4:34:04Speaker 04

  Hold on, what was Ohio State's, what's his name? Westner? What's it, Wexner? So he, what was his ties to Epstein?

• 4:34:14Speaker 02

  Epstein ran his money for a little while?

• 4:34:16Speaker 04

  Epstein ran his money.

• 4:34:17Speaker 02

  He did a Victoria's Secret.

• 4:34:19Speaker 04

  Most of our, like, he, he paid for all you guys, like, libraries and shit?

• 4:34:24Speaker 02

  He donates a lot of money to the-

• 4:34:25Speaker 04

  He donates a lot of money.

• 4:34:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:34:27Joe Rogan?

  Who gives a fuck?

• 4:34:28Speaker 02

  Getting into the weeds here.

• 4:34:29Joe Rogan?

  This is about academics.

• 4:34:30Speaker 04

  I don't know if we're getting into the weeds, I'm just, I'm just wondering.

• 4:34:32Speaker 02

  You're also asking like Notre Dame didn't spend any money on their players.

• 4:34:35Speaker 04

  Notre Dame did spend money on their players.

• 4:34:37Speaker 02

  Definitely did.

• 4:34:38Joe Rogan?

  Where'd they get their money?

• 4:34:39Speaker 04

  Uh, just guys with good, good education.

• 4:34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's life! Catholic Church?

• 4:34:44Speaker 04

  Catholic Church?

• 4:34:45Speaker 02

  Ohhh!

• 4:34:46Speaker 01

  Where's that money?

• 4:34:48Speaker 04

  God damn, you bullshit.

• 4:34:49Joe Rogan?

  Vatican money.

• 4:34:50Speaker 04

  Thank the fucking church for the Western civilization. Go ahead. Thank the Catholic Church for Western civilization, you peasants. How dare you?

• 4:35:01Joe Rogan?

  You know, they're gonna let the gays be priests now.

• 4:35:05Speaker 02

  Is that right?

• 4:35:05Joe Rogan?

  Yep.

• 4:35:06Speaker 02

  That's a bad idea.

• 4:35:07Speaker 04

  That's wrong.

• 4:35:08Speaker 01

  They've been the priests.

• 4:35:09Joe Rogan?

  No, but they allowed them. It's okay now.

• 4:35:10Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 4:35:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:35:11Speaker 01

  Catholics?

• 4:35:12Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 4:35:12Joe Rogan?

  The Pope just made a ruling. The gays can be priests.

• 4:35:15Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:35:15Speaker 04

  I mean, most priests are gay.

• 4:35:17Speaker 01

  But the, but the, the heteros can't fuck either.

• 4:35:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:35:21Speaker 01

  So, fine.

• 4:35:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, hey, look at me, look at me.

• 4:35:24Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:35:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was gonna say, hold on a second. I don't believe this.

• 4:35:27Speaker 01

  Wait, did he say that or no?

• 4:35:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:35:29Speaker 01

  He did say it.

• 4:35:30Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, pretty did, right? I think it's like one of them army things, like, don't ask, don't tell.

• 4:35:34Speaker 01

  Remember when that was cutting edge of liberal?

• 4:35:37Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Just don't ask, don't tell.

• 4:35:39Speaker 01

  Just don't tell us you're gay and you're cool.

• 4:35:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that was Obama, during the Obama administration.

• 4:35:43Speaker 01

  Clinton.

• 4:35:43Joe Rogan?

  I believe it was Obama. I believe don't ask, don't tell was 2012.

• 4:35:48Speaker 01

  I thought it was Bill Clinton.

• 4:35:49Speaker 02

  Pull it up.

• 4:35:50Joe Rogan?

  When was don't ask, don't tell?

• 4:35:51Speaker 02

  They were both against gay marriage.

• 4:35:53Joe Rogan?

  Right, they were. Until 2013, so was Hillary.

• 4:35:56Speaker 04

  I think originally it was Clinton.

• 4:35:58Joe Rogan?

  What year was don't ask, don't tell, Jamie? I think it was Obama.

• 4:36:02Speaker 01

  I'm pretty pop.

• 4:36:03Joe Rogan?

  93?

• 4:36:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:36:05Speaker 02

  Really? Yeah, that's Clinton.

• 4:36:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, wow. That is Clinton.

• 4:36:07Speaker 01

  And it was cutting edge of like, hey gays, just shut the fuck up.

• 4:36:10Joe Rogan?

  God, I thought it was way later than that.

• 4:36:12Speaker 02

  That's pretty old.

• 4:36:13Speaker 04

  I gotta be honest, don't ask, don't tell.

• 4:36:15Speaker 01

  I'd love that now.

• 4:36:16Joe Rogan?

  It's now known.

• 4:36:17Speaker 01

  I'd love that now.

• 4:36:18Speaker 04

  Fire it up.

• 4:36:19Joe Rogan?

  When did they call it?

• 4:36:20Speaker 01

  Fire it up. I don't wanna hear about it.

• 4:36:22Speaker 04

  Shut up.

• 4:36:23Speaker 01

  All you fucking non-monogamy people too, shut up.

• 4:36:26Joe Rogan?

  They repealed it. They repealed it in 2000, in 1994.

• 4:36:29Speaker 02

  Whoa!

• 4:36:30Joe Rogan?

  Look at that, repeal of don't ask, don't tell.

• 4:36:32Speaker 02

  That's quick.

• 4:36:33Joe Rogan?

  Okay, so...

• 4:36:34Speaker 01

  Until 2011?

• 4:36:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it was in effect until 2011. Interesting.

• 4:36:40Speaker 01

  Who repealed it? Oh, then they just let gays in.

• 4:36:43Joe Rogan?

  And now they give you extra money for a sex change.

• 4:36:45Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:36:46Speaker 01

  I'll take some of that.

• 4:36:47Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:36:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Yeah, people, you could join the military and get a sex change in the Biden administration. Is that true?

• 4:36:55Speaker 02

  That's too much.

• 4:36:55Joe Rogan?

  See if that's true.

• 4:36:56Speaker 02

  What's that, where they pay for it?

• 4:36:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, see if the military will pay for your transition under the Biden administration.

• 4:37:03Speaker 01

  Education.

• 4:37:04Speaker 04

  I'm actually all right with it.

• 4:37:05Joe Rogan?

  They were trying to do it to illegal immigrants.

• 4:37:07Speaker 04

  If you get through boot camp, you get your dick off.

• 4:37:09Speaker 01

  You should get some nice boots.

• 4:37:10Joe Rogan?

  If you...

• 4:37:11Speaker 02

  These boots are made for walking.

• 4:37:13Joe Rogan?

  Nah. You're running down to Sinatra's daughter now.

• 4:37:19Joe Rogan?

  We've gotten all the way there.

• 4:37:20Speaker 01

  I got one.

• 4:37:21Joe Rogan?

  We went all the way around.

• 4:37:22Speaker 04

  This is an article from 2021.

• 4:37:24Joe Rogan?

  Whoa.

• 4:37:25Speaker 02

  2021?

• 4:37:26Speaker 01

  15 million dollars, not that much for them.

• 4:37:28Joe Rogan?

  Of the 243 gender reassignment surgeries performed on military personnel since 2016, 50 of them took place between 2016 and December 31st, 2017, and 193 occurred from January 1st, 2018 to December 31st, 2019. Damn. The first two years that President Donald Trump announced via Twitter that he would bar transgender individuals from serving in the US military.

• 4:37:54Speaker 01

  Dave Smith has the best idea about that.

• 4:37:57Speaker 02

  Well, that'll bite.

• 4:37:58Speaker 01

  About him saying transgender shouldn't be in the military, and all liberals like, "How dare you?" He goes, "Oh yeah, right, because your stance should be transgender should also kill unarmed people in the Middle East."

• 4:38:06Speaker 02

  Mmm, yeah.

• 4:38:08Speaker 01

  Because how about just don't kill?

• 4:38:09Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 4:38:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:38:10Speaker 01

  You guys are getting it wrong.

• 4:38:11Joe Rogan?

  It's just weird if they're paying for their surgeries.

• 4:38:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:38:14Joe Rogan?

  Are their surgeries paid for by the military? Find out if that's the case.

• 4:38:18Speaker 01

  Of that 15 million, you missed that stat. 3.1 was surgeries and 11.3 was psychotherapy.

• 4:38:26Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:38:26Joe Rogan?

  Oh. Interesting.

• 4:38:27Speaker 04

  Which is also made up gobbledygook.

• 4:38:29Speaker 01

  It's trying to talk them out of it.

• 4:38:30Joe Rogan?

  Pentagon spent 11 million dollars. Look at this. Pentagon has spent 15 million dollars in the past five years to treat 1,892 transgender troops.

• 4:38:40Speaker 01

  How much is that per troop?

• 4:38:41Joe Rogan?

  How much do they pay for the regular troops? Including 11.5 million for psychotherapy and 3.1 million for surgeries. That's wild. They did pay for the surgeries.

• 4:38:49Speaker 04

  That's wild.

• 4:38:50Joe Rogan?

  Ah! Removal of breasts, testicles, hysterectomies, and labioplasties. Whoa! Creation or resurfacing the flesh around a vagina.

• 4:39:01Speaker 01

  Reshaping it.

• 4:39:02Joe Rogan?

  Whoa!

• 4:39:02Speaker 01

  I know a bunch of girls who need that.

• 4:39:06Speaker 04

  A couple, I had a couple girlfriends that you didn't list.

• 4:39:11Speaker 04

  Get a tune up.

• 4:39:13Speaker 01

  A little tune up, a little tight, Nick.

• 4:39:14Speaker 02

  Play me a Venora.

• 4:39:15Speaker 04

  Push right back in.

• 4:39:16Joe Rogan?

  How wild is that? Russia must be laughing their fucking asses off.

• 4:39:19Speaker 02

  Ah, loose lips sink ships.

• 4:39:22Joe Rogan?

  The Russian commercials, when they shit on America?

• 4:39:25Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:39:25Joe Rogan?

  It's always like, how many genders do you have?

• 4:39:27Speaker 01

  It's very funny.

• 4:39:28Speaker 02

  Oh, that's embarrassing.

• 4:39:29Joe Rogan?

  It's always just mocking all the crazy gender shit we're involved in. How long before that just goes away?

• 4:39:34Speaker 01

  The gender shit?

• 4:39:35Speaker 02

  It might.

• 4:39:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I think it goes away.

• 4:39:36Speaker 02

  Could be a fad.

• 4:39:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a fad.

• 4:39:37Joe Rogan?

  It drops down to the, the stable 1% that it's been forever.

• 4:39:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:39:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:39:41Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 4:39:42Speaker 02

  Could happen.

• 4:39:42Speaker 01

  Just report, I think over reported.

• 4:39:44Speaker 04

  I think young kids growing up in it now are gonna...

• 4:39:47Joe Rogan?

  Well, the problem is now they have these gender reassignment surgery centers that are trying to make money. And they, they're still open. And if they're open, they're gonna try to make money.

• 4:39:55Speaker 01

  It's like COVID testing spots.

• 4:39:56Joe Rogan?

  They just ram kids through there, they just give them hormones, like, yeah, yeah, you need it, yeah. They just, they're trying to make a ton of money. There's so many of them now. If you go back to like 2007 and see how many gender reassignment surgery centers there were, and now in 2024, it's bananas. They just erupted like Starbucks in the 90s.

• 4:40:14Speaker 01

  I think the reassignment will end because it's like, when they say like, your dick doesn't make you a man. So then like, well, you can be a woman with a dick, right? That's acceptable, so like, then just be that.

• 4:40:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but some...

• 4:40:26Speaker 01

  You don't have to reassign.

• 4:40:26Joe Rogan?

  But some people wanna get snipped.

• 4:40:28Speaker 01

  Well, that's just, that's just cosmetic then. It's your dick or your pussy is not what makes you a man or a woman, according to them.

• 4:40:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but someone, you need to affirm, you need to affirm.

• 4:40:38Speaker 04

  Well, who cares? Notre Dame, Ohio State.

• 4:40:41Joe Rogan?

  Why don't you guys bet a thousand dollars even up?

• 4:40:44Speaker 01

  Nah, it's not money.

• 4:40:45Speaker 04

  Joe, why, why are you doing this to me?

• 4:40:46Joe Rogan?

  Because I wanna see you pay out that line.

• 4:40:48Speaker 04

  It's literally like a title fight.

• 4:40:49Speaker 02

  Why'd you guys spend so much money on your team?

• 4:40:52Joe Rogan?

  Notre Dame spent 20.4 million, side revealed by quarterback Riley Leonard, in eye-opening take.

• 4:40:58Speaker 01

  Side, side revealed?

• 4:41:00Speaker 02

  Teams that don't have to officially reveal their finances.

• 4:41:02Speaker 01

  What does side revealed mean?

• 4:41:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, this means nothing. This is called literal fake news. What is this from?

• 4:41:08Speaker 01

  X. X is always right.

• 4:41:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, what is this from?

• 4:41:11Joe Rogan?

  Community notes.

• 4:41:12Speaker 04

  Jamie.

• 4:41:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Check the community notes.

• 4:41:14Speaker 04

  Jamie.

• 4:41:15Speaker 02

  Are you gonna be sad on Tuesday?

• 4:41:17Speaker 04

  We're gonna be sad if Notre Dame loses the national title.

• 4:41:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'll be.

• 4:41:20Speaker 01

  You will be.

• 4:41:21Speaker 04

  I don't know, I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this, I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna take my dad, I'm gonna say, I'd love Notre Dame to win one in front of my dad.

• 4:41:27Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 4:41:28Speaker 04

  That'd be fun.

• 4:41:29Speaker 02

  That's weird.

• 4:41:29Speaker 04

  That sucks. It'll be nice.

• 4:41:31Speaker 01

  Trade dads.

• 4:41:31Speaker 02

  I won't rub it in, I'll tell you that much.

• 4:41:33Speaker 01

  You will.

• 4:41:33Joe Rogan?

  What if you?

• 4:41:34Speaker 01

  You will, but you will.

• 4:41:35Joe Rogan?

  What if you have to wear a shirt on your podcast?

• 4:41:38Speaker 02

  That's not bad.

• 4:41:39Speaker 04

  Do whatever it takes.

• 4:41:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay, that's fair, both of you. Shirt on the pocket, shirt on the pocket.

• 4:41:42Joe Rogan?

  What does the shirt?

• 4:41:43Speaker 02

  Five minutes set.

• 4:41:44Joe Rogan?

  What does the shirt say?

• 4:41:45Speaker 01

  Notre Dame.

• 4:41:46Joe Rogan?

  Jamie is my dad?

• 4:41:48Joe Rogan?

  Maybe that.

• 4:41:48Speaker 04

  This is a 10-point spread.

• 4:41:49Joe Rogan?

  Jamie is my dad.

• 4:41:51Speaker 04

  That's literally, I think of a, think of a...

• 4:41:53Joe Rogan?

  Jamie is my dad is not a bad shirt to wear.

• 4:41:55Speaker 04

  This is...

• 4:41:55Joe Rogan?

  No big deal, you get out of a thousand dollars that you're gonna have to pay.

• 4:41:58Speaker 04

  What are the odds, the odds, what though, the odds be greater or smaller on Notre Dame or whatever?

• 4:42:02Speaker 01

  But...

• 4:42:02Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 4:42:03Speaker 01

  You just sound like all of them.

• 4:42:05Joe Rogan?

  That was like the end of a pharmaceutical drug campaign.

• 4:42:08Speaker 02

  Diversion diarrhea and anal bleeding.

• 4:42:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess we'll see.

• 4:42:10Joe Rogan?

  Suicide thoughts.

• 4:42:11Speaker 04

  Uh, what is it, plus 295? So that's like a UFC fight, the guy's plus 295.

• 4:42:16Joe Rogan?

  Sometimes they win.

• 4:42:17Speaker 04

  They do.

• 4:42:18Joe Rogan?

  Strickland versus Adesanya.

• 4:42:19Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 4:42:19Speaker 02

  Fight math.

• 4:42:20Speaker 04

  But...

• 4:42:23Speaker 04

  We're not betting even on that, I'm getting plus 295.

• 4:42:26Speaker 01

  But it's not about the money, it's about the, it's about the, the push to your team.

• 4:42:30Joe Rogan?

  It's about the lot of money, Shane, if I was you, I'd just throw that money down.

• 4:42:33Speaker 01

  No, do the t-shirt.

• 4:42:34Joe Rogan?

  Maybe, maybe.

• 4:42:35Speaker 04

  Not afraid to throw the money down.

• 4:42:36Speaker 01

  Wear a Notre Dame shirt.

• 4:42:37Joe Rogan?

  Thousand bucks, even up.

• 4:42:38Speaker 01

  You wear a Notre Dame shirt.

• 4:42:39Speaker 04

  Thousand bucks, no matter.

• 4:42:40Joe Rogan?

  Jamie, thousand bucks even up?

• 4:42:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:42:41Joe Rogan?

  Okay, we got it.

• 4:42:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a date!

• 4:42:43Joe Rogan?

  That's it.

• 4:42:43Speaker 04

  Incredible bet for Jamie.

• 4:42:45Speaker 01

  I hate it.

• 4:42:45Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 4:42:46Speaker 01

  I hate it. Do the shirts, do something embarrassing if you lose.

• 4:42:49Joe Rogan?

  I wanna see that cash.

• 4:42:50Speaker 02

  Pay me with my own money, you still owe me a couple thousand.

• 4:42:52Speaker 04

  You owe me, you owe me five...

• 4:42:56Speaker 04

  You owe me five thousand dollars from Vegas.

• 4:42:59Speaker 02

  Really? What happened in Vegas?

• 4:43:01Speaker 04

  That's where I s- I, I

• 4:43:02Speaker 02

  You get all the winnings now?

• 4:43:04Speaker 04

  I paid, I paid for this man to live.

• 4:43:07Speaker 02

  Really? You big mooch? It's not how it works either.

• 4:43:10Joe Rogan?

  Jamie the mooch.

• 4:43:11Speaker 02

  You free low cut? What happened?

• 4:43:14Joe Rogan?

  He didn't draw him a gapper. We talked about it earlier.

• 4:43:16Speaker 02

  That would be, that would be like, that would be like, I didn't have any money when we went to the casino, but that's not how it started.

• 4:43:21Speaker 04

  Sweet Jamie the mooch.

• 4:43:22Speaker 01

  You just, wait, so you just took your piece of cheese and ran away? That's nice.

• 4:43:25Speaker 02

  No. I, he took more than my, I gave him half the winnings. I gave him half the winnings and he should not have gotten that much money.

• 4:43:31Joe Rogan?

  I thought it was gross. You gave him half the winnings?

• 4:43:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:43:32Joe Rogan?

  Oh, wait a minute.

• 4:43:33Speaker 02

  Oh, alright.

• 4:43:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, he did.

• 4:43:35Joe Rogan?

  Hold on a second. I thought he just gave you the money back, you son of a bitch.

• 4:43:38Speaker 02

  That's why it's been a thing for three years.

• 4:43:40Speaker 04

  No, but he was so upset about it.

• 4:43:41Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, you're wrong. Oh.

• 4:43:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're wrong.

• 4:43:43Joe Rogan?

  You got it. The winnings? That's a lot, shit a lot. Jamie, you sat through four hours and didn't bring up that information?

• 4:43:49Speaker 02

  I brought it up for a year and a half.

• 4:43:51Speaker 04

  I know, Jamie, no, Jamie.

• 4:43:52Joe Rogan?

  I don't pay attention to your game.

• 4:43:55Speaker 02

  He goes on the flagrant podcast and starts talking shit. Sorry, I called you a mooch there, buddy. Everyone thinks it's something different.

• 4:44:01Joe Rogan?

  Meanwhile, he gave you more than a gapper. He didn't have to give you half the winnings. That's crazy.

• 4:44:05Speaker 04

  A quarter of a top.

• 4:44:06Joe Rogan?

  Cause he could have lost it all and he would have paid you that money back.

• 4:44:08Speaker 04

  It wasn't just one gapper, was it?

• 4:44:09Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean?

• 4:44:10Speaker 04

  I had to keep doubling down, cause your hand.

• 4:44:13Speaker 02

  Do you want to explain what happened now?

• 4:44:14Speaker 04

  Didn't I?

• 4:44:14Speaker 02

  So we're going to tell lies? Tell it up.

• 4:44:16Speaker 04

  No, go ahead.

• 4:44:17Joe Rogan?

  That's lies.

• 4:44:20Speaker 02

  It was a thousand dollar hand, a thousand dollar hand, two aces come out.

• 4:44:24Speaker 04

  How much did I put up on the thousand?

• 4:44:25Joe Rogan?

  Two aces come out, you got it.

• 4:44:26Speaker 02

  I split the aces.

• 4:44:27Speaker 04

  How much did I put up on the thousand?

• 4:44:28Speaker 02

  I paid for that.

• 4:44:29Joe Rogan?

  You paid for the?

• 4:44:29Speaker 02

  The sec, the third, the second time aces came out, I didn't have enough to cover that one. I had 400. I borrowed 600 from Shane. A fourth time, it happened again.

• 4:44:39Joe Rogan?

  How many times did you get aces? Twice?

• 4:44:41Speaker 02

  Four in a row. Everyone at the table then bullied Shane into saying, you have to pay the thousand.

• 4:44:45Joe Rogan?

  I did.

• 4:44:46Speaker 02

  And then we won all four hands. Wow! And we're starting to collect the money, cause everybody else won too. There's chaos at the table.

• 4:44:53Speaker 04

  I said, that's mine.

• 4:44:55Speaker 02

  And he starts going, how much money do I get? And I gave him a stack of chips and I says, is that good enough?

• 4:44:58Speaker 04

  And?

• 4:44:59Speaker 02

  And he, then he turns to Shane and he goes, I don't know, what are you getting?

• 4:45:02Speaker 04

  I didn't say no.

• 4:45:03Speaker 02

  Was it 5K though? I end up, well, we only won 8500, so I think I end up giving him like 4200. Okay, okay. That's a good mensch.

• 4:45:11Speaker 04

  I think, I think it was fair.

• 4:45:12Joe Rogan?

  Bro, it's more than fair. How are you talking shit about that?

• 4:45:15Speaker 04

  I was just making fun of him. I, I

• 4:45:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then he was just talking shit.

• 4:45:18Joe Rogan?

  You just lied.

• 4:45:19Speaker 04

  I feel betrayed.

• 4:45:20Joe Rogan?

  I feel betrayed too. He gave you more than he needed to give you.

• 4:45:23Speaker 04

  No, you got the story wrong and said it, and I sat back and let you say it wrong. CNN does.

• 4:45:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, they do worse.

• 4:45:29Speaker 02

  Who's the real fake news now?

• 4:45:31Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 4:45:32Joe Rogan?

  Jamie wins. Jamie wins and I feel like he's gonna win this bet too. Feel like he's getting a thousand bucks and you're gonna have to wear a t-shirt as well.

• 4:45:38Speaker 04

  Oh sure.

• 4:45:39Joe Rogan?

  Thousand bucks and a t-shirt. Jamie's my dad and uh.

• 4:45:43Speaker 04

  Or Shane is my dad.

• 4:45:45Speaker 02

  I don't get the dad thing. What is a dad thing?

• 4:45:47Speaker 04

  I don't know what the dad thing is.

• 4:45:48Joe Rogan?

  No, no.

• 4:45:49Speaker 02

  What about Jamie's my, or Shane's my bitch or something? Jamie's my pimp?

• 4:45:54Joe Rogan?

  I am Jamie's bitch.

• 4:45:55Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 4:45:56Joe Rogan?

  That's it. That's it.

• 4:45:57Speaker 02

  That's a shirt.

• 4:45:58Speaker 04

  You make the shirt.

• 4:45:59Joe Rogan?

  I'll get it made.

• 4:46:00Speaker 02

  Get it made.

• 4:46:01Speaker 04

  I'll just get it both made right now.

• 4:46:02Joe Rogan?

  I'll get it made on Timu.

• 4:46:04Speaker 02

  Timu!

• 4:46:09Speaker 04

  You guys would all turn on me and that's fine. Jamie.

• 4:46:14Speaker 04

  Whenever you're done. Jamie, the show's not about you. The show's not about you.

• 4:46:20Speaker 02

  This is the longest you've ever spoken on the show, I think.

• 4:46:22Speaker 04

  Could you toss on uh Michigan, Ohio State highlights from this year, please?

• 4:46:25Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 4:46:26Speaker 04

  Go Blue.

• 4:46:28Speaker 01

  It did beat Alabama, which is nice.

• 4:46:29Speaker 04

  Toss on Michigan, Ohio State.

• 4:46:30Speaker 02

  That's not your team. I'll play Northern Illinois.

• 4:46:35Speaker 01

  That's hanging the whole Illinois.

• 4:46:36Joe Rogan?

  Whoa, this is. This is getting nasty. Jamie has a nasty tone to his voice. Did you notice it?

• 4:46:42Speaker 04

  He is a little nasty fuck.

• 4:46:43Joe Rogan?

  Nasty. He's thinking about that forty-two hundred bucks and giving you a thousand and been.

• 4:46:46Speaker 04

  It's crazy that he kept it quiet that whole time, though.

• 4:46:49Joe Rogan?

  He could've given him a thousand and it would've been good.

• 4:46:50Speaker 04

  You guys gotta understand, it's all he talks about.

• 4:46:53Joe Rogan?

  Pays the money back and gives you a thousand, you should've been happy.

• 4:46:56Speaker 04

  I was happy. I didn't care.

• 4:46:57Joe Rogan?

  He didn't have to pay you that money back if he lost, right?

• 4:46:58Speaker 04

  I didn't care at all.

• 4:46:59Joe Rogan?

  If he lost, he was gonna pay you that money back?

• 4:47:00Speaker 04

  You care?

• 4:47:01Joe Rogan?

  No, no chance.

• 4:47:01Speaker 02

  How much was that Versace shirt?

• 4:47:02Speaker 04

  That was free. Oh no, that's free.

• 4:47:04Joe Rogan?

  I gave him the money for free. You gave it to him. You gave it to him. So it wasn't a loan.

• 4:47:08Speaker 02

  If you gave it to me, why'd you give you any money?

• 4:47:09Speaker 04

  I was, I, what?

• 4:47:11Speaker 02

  If I gave it, if you gave it to me, why'd I give you any money?

• 4:47:14Speaker 04

  Cause you did the right thing.

• 4:47:15Speaker 02

  Snippy!

• 4:47:16Speaker 04

  I gave you that money for free.

• 4:47:18Joe Rogan?

  And you've been fucking with him this whole time?

• 4:47:20Speaker 04

  I've never fucked with him. He went on complaining about it, bro. Come on, bro. You can bring it up.

• 4:47:25Speaker 02

  I didn't go on the Flagrant podcast and talk about it.

• 4:47:27Speaker 04

  Jamie's been complaining about it ever since.

• 4:47:29Joe Rogan?

  I don't, Ari, how do you feel about this? I feel a little betrayed.

• 4:47:32Speaker 04

  Betrayed. It's like when you find out a news story, it's like, not the real thing.

• 4:47:35Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, ivermectin. This is ivermectin 2.0.

• 4:47:37Speaker 04

  You guys think I'm the one who betrayed you?

• 4:47:40Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I couldn't care less.

• 4:47:42Joe Rogan?

  I think you just cursed Notre Dame. I think it's gonna be a blowout this weekend.

• 4:47:45Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 4:47:45Joe Rogan?

  And then next, Protect Our Parks, Jamie's gonna just trounce you.

• 4:47:48Speaker 02

  I would not do that. I would be...

• 4:47:49Speaker 01

  After next Protect Our Parks, that's good t-shirts.

• 4:47:51Joe Rogan?

  He's gonna piss in your butt light, and you're not even gonna notice, cuz, you know.

• 4:47:55Speaker 04

  You guys are turning nasty. Obviously, you guys don't know how to handle booze, and you guys are starting to act like rotten fucks. And that's fine.

• 4:48:02Joe Rogan?

  The whiskey business. You did the whiskey business on us.

• 4:48:06Speaker 01

  Counting the whiskey business.

• 4:48:08Joe Rogan?

  Just take those off, it's off the show.

• 4:48:10Speaker 04

  You guys wanna act like punks, that's fine. I'm having a nice time, I'm enjoying myself. Jamie, could you put up Jeremiah Love's heart?

• 4:48:15Joe Rogan?

  I think you guys need to bet forty-two-hundred bucks.

• 4:48:19Speaker 04

  Ooh, I don't mind that.

• 4:48:20Joe Rogan?

  Forty-two-hundred bucks even up.

• 4:48:22Speaker 02

  I said five.

• 4:48:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but forty-two.

• 4:48:24Speaker 04

  Of course, this is easy.

• 4:48:25Joe Rogan?

  But forty-two is the right amount.

• 4:48:27Speaker 04

  He can't make it anywhere else.

• 4:48:28Joe Rogan?

  But that's where you got it.

• 4:48:29Speaker 02

  What are you paying this guy a year? Give it to us straight.

• 4:48:31Speaker 01

  Thirty-four thousand dollars.

• 4:48:32Joe Rogan?

  Jamie makes a good amount of money.

• 4:48:34Speaker 02

  Oh, really? More than Red Band?

• 4:48:36Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:48:36Speaker 02

  Ah, that's not what Red Band said.

• 4:48:38Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. Well, I don't know what Red Band makes, I'm guessing.

• 4:48:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you paid him yearly.

• 4:48:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but like, I'm saying like, right now, like, Jamie makes more money.

• 4:48:46Speaker 04

  Jamie, you're rolling in.

• 4:48:48Speaker 01

  Because Adam and Eve is not your main sponsor anymore?

• 4:48:50Joe Rogan?

  Bah, Fleshlight.

• 4:48:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, Fleshlight.

• 4:48:52Speaker 02

  That's Fleshlight.

• 4:48:53Speaker 01

  I was like, we should go mainstream.

• 4:48:55Joe Rogan?

  I saw some thread that was saying that, that my, uh, my whole show is like a deep state operation.

• 4:49:00Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 4:49:00Speaker 02

  That's a good loss, though.

• 4:49:01Joe Rogan?

  And then some, oh, look at that. And then someone was saying, yeah, a deep state operation that was founded in two thousand nine by the Fleshlight. Fleshlight fans.

• 4:49:11Speaker 01

  Who stood your gain? Who's, follow the money trail. It was such the Fleshlight.

• 4:49:16Speaker 04

  Look at the boys having fun.

• 4:49:16Joe Rogan?

  Imagine if the deep state was so clever that they created this podcast? That's, that would be a fucking genius move. Could you imagine? You just get a retard, who was an MMA commentator, and used to host Fear Factor. Like, this is our guy.

• 4:49:29Speaker 01

  You're an industry plant.

• 4:49:30Joe Rogan?

  A comedian who says a lot of ridiculous shit. Let's, this is the guy.

• 4:49:33Speaker 02

  Oh, he's your Fear Factor.

• 4:49:34Joe Rogan?

  We just slowly build, what'd you do? Burn yourself?

• 4:49:36Speaker 01

  Almost, and then I dropped it, sorry.

• 4:49:38Speaker 04

  It's funny you bring that up.

• 4:49:38Joe Rogan?

  Want a new one? You want a freshie?

• 4:49:40Speaker 04

  I saw that article, there was an article that was, Joe was compromised in deep state.

• 4:49:45Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 4:49:46Speaker 04

  And I was like, I, I almost, and you wanna reply? You're like, no, he's not.

• 4:49:50Speaker 01

  That's exactly what they would say.

• 4:49:53Joe Rogan?

  You can't say.

• 4:49:53Speaker 01

  There's no denying it.

• 4:49:55Joe Rogan?

  That's how you know the conspiratards have no boundaries. Like, everything's a conspiracy. Like, they'll keep going forever. Nothing can just be legitimately successful. No band, no, no nothing, no movie, no actor.

• 4:50:07Speaker 01

  There must be a reason.

• 4:50:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, if you become, if you become a famous actor, for sure, somebody fucked you.

• 4:50:12Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 4:50:12Joe Rogan?

  You know, for sure.

• 4:50:13Speaker 01

  Big Jay had that, uh, joke in his, in, uh, Dog Belly. Where he's like, trying to defend that you're not racist. It's like, no, I'm a cleaner, I'm Asian.

• 4:50:22Joe Rogan?

  You can't do it.

• 4:50:23Speaker 02

  You can't do it.

• 4:50:24Joe Rogan?

  Well, that's why they use that all the time. They turn it on you and you have to say, no, I'm not, and then you're already fucked.

• 4:50:29Speaker 02

  It's unproven.

• 4:50:29Joe Rogan?

  You hate women. Wait a minute. No, I don't. Oh, well, it's already out there.

• 4:50:33Speaker 02

  I fuck a woman in the ass.

• 4:50:34Joe Rogan?

  It's already, oh, she loved it. Ask her. I'll share the text messages.

• 4:50:39Speaker 02

  The video of you fighting a guy on Fear Factor goes through my algo once a week.

• 4:50:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, ready to go.

• 4:50:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't, did you actually fight him?

• 4:50:48Joe Rogan?

  No, there's a lot, there was cut out of that, though.

• 4:50:50Speaker 02

  Oh, let's hear it.

• 4:50:52Joe Rogan?

  Well, that guy had already, they had warned me about that guy because he had, uh, yeah, he had did something to his wife, like physically. And he also, like, there was a counselor on another show, he threw the counselor to the ground. He was a violent guy.

• 4:51:05Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 4:51:06Joe Rogan?

  And so when he was in my face, I'm like, this guy might hit me. And so I just decided to grab him. But I pushed him away from me a couple of times, and that's what they didn't show. He said something, and, and I pushed him away from me. He said, don't fucking touch me. I go, what, bitch? Then I pushed him again. I go, what the fuck are you gonna do? And I pushed him again. I'm like, alright, we're doing this. So I just grabbed the back of his head. I'm like, I'm gonna do one of two things. I mean, they're gonna strangle him, or I'm gonna knee his fucking face into another dimension. So I just grabbed a hold of the back of his neck. And I'm like, if this guy hits me, I'm gonna figure out what I'm gonna do. Depends on, if he hit me hard, I was gonna knee his brains into oblivion. And if he didn't hit me hard, I was gonna strangle him.

• 4:51:44Speaker 02

  Thank God you didn't host Family Feud.

• 4:51:46Joe Rogan?

  So I was just holding him. I was just holding him because it was like, it was too dangerous. He was screaming, he was very, he'd already had a history of violence. He was in my face. You can, I could get sucker punched like anybody else. And if you get sucker punched, you get fucked. Up.

• 4:52:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:52:00Joe Rogan?

  You don't know a punch is coming, you get rocked, you can get knocked out.

• 4:52:03Speaker 01

  Wild cards in front of you.

• 4:52:04Speaker 02

  Happened to me.

• 4:52:04Joe Rogan?

  And if he knows how to punch, someone could just swing a punch and just because you think you're a tough guy, you get hit in the jaw. So I was like, this is too close. So I was just like clamp. I just grabbed a hold of his neck. I'm like, what?

• 4:52:15Speaker 02

  Were you nervous about your gig at all? Worried soon?

• 4:52:18Joe Rogan?

  I was never nervous.

• 4:52:19Speaker 01

  You're in the moment anyway. You're not thinking it out regardless.

• 4:52:21Speaker 04

  What's crazy is those dudes that think, like if I was ever about to fight someone that was like.

• 4:52:26Speaker 01

  A fighter.

• 4:52:26Speaker 04

  You're too close and like push me away or like in any type of fucking actual cognizant hold. I'd be like, I gotta leave this guy alone.

• 4:52:36Joe Rogan?

  The thing is, when you grab a guy's neck and he's never had his neck grabbed, you grab the back of his neck.

• 4:52:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would stop right there.

• 4:52:42Joe Rogan?

  Clamp your forearms down on his neck like that. And you realize you can't do anything.

• 4:52:45Speaker 01

  Can't get away. I have to go forward. That's not good.

• 4:52:47Joe Rogan?

  Feeling where you're like, uh.

• 4:52:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. You go, hey, let's talk about this.

• 4:52:50Joe Rogan?

  But I was, but I was like, okay, if I do this, no one gets hurt. But if I do this and he hits me, then I have to do something.

• 4:52:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:52:58Joe Rogan?

  So that was what I did.

• 4:52:59Speaker 01

  The best one I saw live was there was a heckler at the Comedy Store.

• 4:53:02Speaker 02

  Oh, now we're talking.

• 4:53:04Speaker 01

  Terrible. Ruined the whole show. Rogan's on. They'd run him out of there and Joe's just like, shots for everybody. He bought the whole place a shot. It was crazy.

• 4:53:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, when we kick people out of the Comedy Store, I would buy the whole audience shots.

• 4:53:17Speaker 01

  He got like employee discount.

• 4:53:18Joe Rogan?

  This is a bad feeling. It was like a bad feeling. I was like, let's just buy everybody shots.

• 4:53:21Speaker 01

  The guy in the front patio comes up afterwards and is like, you fucking bitch, I'll do. And Joe was just so calm. You could just, you read him. You're like, you're not gonna do anything. And the guy was like, oh, fucking, he's like, you won't though. And then, I mean, whatever.

• 4:53:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, whatever. We don't have to tell the whole story.

• 4:53:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:53:39Speaker 04

  Well, hold on a second.

• 4:53:41Speaker 01

  I knew the guy wasn't gonna do shit.

• 4:53:42Joe Rogan?

  I didn't hurt him.

• 4:53:43Speaker 01

  You knew the guy wasn't gonna do shit and you just called him on it. It was pretty funny.

• 4:53:46Speaker 02

  Man, a lot of shit went down on that patio. That was the Mencia thing too.

• 4:53:49Joe Rogan?

  Crowd control. There was no crowd. Murder went down on that patio. Yeah, I got shot. But there was no crowd control. And so like, there was no security. Like you had wild, crazy people that were drunk out of their ass looking to start fights. And there was no crowd control in the crowd.

• 4:54:04Speaker 04

  Hookers would show up.

• 4:54:05Joe Rogan?

  People, that guy ruined the entire show.

• 4:54:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:54:08Joe Rogan?

  And they never got kicked out.

• 4:54:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:54:09Joe Rogan?

  The days of the Comedy Store were crazy. They were so cra- there was no crowd control. So like a group of drunk guys started yelling at people. That was the night.

• 4:54:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:54:20Joe Rogan?

  They yelled at you for the whole night. They ruined the whole show.

• 4:54:23Speaker 01

  And they're like, can someone?

• 4:54:23Joe Rogan?

  No one did anything.

• 4:54:25Speaker 01

  One of the best was Jim Payner was on stage once. He was a door guy, but he was doing a set. And then some guy started heckling. He's like, hey, you keep shutting up. Like, I'm gonna, someone's gonna throw you out. He's like, who? He's like, me, as soon as I get off. And then they heckled him again. He goes, I'm done. And he just grabbed the guy and pulled him out. He was wearing a store shirt. He's like, that's not my job to throw you out.

• 4:54:43Joe Rogan?

  It was just so crazy because we had comics that were door people and some of them weighed 18 pounds.

• 4:54:47Speaker 01

  Me! You, you said to some guy, he had to heckle the main room. He goes, you gotta go. And then I was like, I guess it's me? And I went over there, hu- like 130? I was just starting and I was like, you gotta go. The guy goes, "No."

• 4:55:00Joe Rogan?

  Oh, damn. The Comedy Store was crazy. There's something about that place that just attracted the most psychotic people. Do you remember the fucking guy that you almost got sued by because I said that you were his lawyer?

• 4:55:14Speaker 04

  What?

• 4:55:14Joe Rogan?

  The guy was completely schizophrenic and I told him, Ari is your lawyer. Ari is gonna handle you. And Ari starts saying, as your lawyer, I'd advise. And so Ari starts giving him like legal advice.

• 4:55:25Speaker 01

  I'm your lawyer. And then in the conver- you called me, go, hey, somebody's gonna call you. You're my lawyer. I was like, what? He's like, wait, somebody's calling right now. I go, you're my lawyer!

• 4:55:35Speaker 01

  With that as a directive.

• 4:55:36Joe Rogan?

  Ari came down and was like negotiating like legal points with this fucking completely insane person.

• 4:55:42Speaker 01

  And you're due for?

• 4:55:44Joe Rogan?

  And then the guy says he's gonna sue him. So he sends like a legal letter.

• 4:55:49Speaker 01

  Oh, I had to actually get a lawyer to help me out. Cause you gotta fight back.

• 4:55:52Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:55:52Speaker 01

  You know what he sued me for?

• 4:55:53Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 4:55:54Speaker 01

  All the riches in the world. Was on his document.

• 4:55:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 4:55:59Joe Rogan?

  That's how you negotiate.

• 4:56:00Speaker 04

  Shoot for the stars.

• 4:56:01Speaker 01

  That worth 88 million dollars. He said one or the other.

• 4:56:04Speaker 04

  Or eight million bucks. Who is it? Doctor Evil?

• 4:56:06Joe Rogan?

  That was fucking insane.

• 4:56:08Speaker 01

  God, he ruined-

• 4:56:09Joe Rogan?

  Like completely, he was like, didn't he think he was Jesus or something?

• 4:56:11Speaker 01

  He thought he was Jeez, King of Kings.

• 4:56:13Joe Rogan?

  King of Kings.

• 4:56:13Speaker 01

  I mean, I kept him on the line for about a year.

• 4:56:15Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it was nuts.

• 4:56:16Speaker 01

  I kept talking to him. He'd call.

• 4:56:17Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:56:18Speaker 01

  I'd be like, we got, we got, he wanted to sue the San Diego State Hospital, which definitely fucked him up. Definitely fucked him up.

• 4:56:23Joe Rogan?

  He might have had a case there.

• 4:56:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. I'm like, you actually should contact the real lawyer, cause it sounds like you're messed up.

• 4:56:28Speaker 04

  Call Morgan and Morgan.

• 4:56:30Joe Rogan?

  Bro, there was so many crazy people there.

• 4:56:32Speaker 01

  God.

• 4:56:32Joe Rogan?

  It would just attract the most bizarre people and we would always talk to them. We would always be in the back parking lot with like in completely insane people.

• 4:56:40Speaker 01

  Complete lunatics.

• 4:56:40Joe Rogan?

  No security. You're right on Sunset. That was like the heart of it. It was also the magnet. There was something about that store.

• 4:56:47Speaker 01

  Mitzi's made a deal with the devil. And it was just like, that's why that won't burn. It's already been burned.

• 4:56:51Joe Rogan?

  Hmm. Something about that place. They tried to kill it with the fucking landslide. They reinforced the wall. Like fuck it, keep it up. There was a time where the back area was bowing so hard from the ground. Like it was so close to a landslide, I wouldn't go in that back area.

• 4:57:06Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 4:57:07Joe Rogan?

  I was like, guys, I would tell them, when it rains, don't go back here.

• 4:57:10Speaker 01

  You would see things go like a little like mini landslide.

• 4:57:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Rocks would fall and the thing was bowing. Like they had these big timbers, like these fucking beams, these pressure treated beams. And they were bowing. And I was like, guys, don't be back here. This is how people die. This happens. And I was telling the store, I was like, you gotta do something. Like this.

• 4:57:30Speaker 01

  They're harshing my mellow, man.

• 4:57:32Joe Rogan?

  They didn't, they didn't want to spend money. They didn't want to spend any money. Landslide. I would not go back there. And when I would be back there, if I was feeling paranoid, I would, I would fucking try to be like close to the door. Like if you heard something, you'd have to dive through the door. I was like really thinking about it. They finally fixed that. They fixed it and reinforced the shit out of it, but it was like sketchy. One time it did fall. Remember there's a bunch of chunks that felt where the cars park?

• 4:57:57Speaker 01

  There was a hurk, uh, not a hurricane, an earthquake one day. You get out there, we didn't feel it in there because it's Satan. And then you get out like, what the fuck happened out here?

• 4:58:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. And we had a little mini landslide back there. I was telling them like, one day, this whole fucking thing is going to come through. Look what you're stopping it with. You're stopping with a couple of beams and some like rebar. Like this is not going to hold this. It was already going like this, like.

• 4:58:18Speaker 01

  Also, we're just animals. The best, we were playing, Brody was playing drums, like, like just like turned over trash cans, like playing drums. It was like 3 a.m. We're all out there, chairs and pails. And then somebody up there who bought a house thinking, oh, views of sun didn't know this was going to happen. And then just goes, eventually, it's like 3 a.m. And he goes, guys, keep it down. And Joe Rogan just goes, keep it down. He goes, move!

• 4:58:41Joe Rogan?

  You can't live behind the Comedy Store. We're not telling people to keep it down. You gotta move.

• 4:58:49Speaker 01

  They were just like.

• 4:58:51Joe Rogan?

  You live in a terrible spot.

• 4:58:53Speaker 01

  They thought they were gonna get us so sorry.

• 4:58:54Speaker 02

  I know.

• 4:58:55Joe Rogan?

  This is not a place for a home.

• 4:58:58Speaker 02

  Well, comedy used to be so lawless and Wild Westy and then it got weird rules and shit.

• 4:59:03Joe Rogan?

  There's a bullet hole in the sign back there from Kinison.

• 4:59:06Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 4:59:06Joe Rogan?

  Kinison shot the sign.

• 4:59:08Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 4:59:08Joe Rogan?

  And they didn't even fucking ban him.

• 4:59:12Joe Rogan?

  They cleaned that bullet hole up, Ari.

• 4:59:13Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 4:59:14Joe Rogan?

  They cleaned that bullet hole up. They fixed it. Yeah, but they fixed the sign. No, a few years ago. They fixed the sign. Why would you fix the sign? The broken glass was there because Kinison shot through it. Leave it there.

• 4:59:25Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:59:26Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 4:59:26Joe Rogan?

  It's still lit.

• 4:59:27Speaker 01

  I didn't know they did that.

• 4:59:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they fucking replaced the glass. Like, don't replace it.

• 4:59:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:59:32Joe Rogan?

  That place was crazy.

• 4:59:33Speaker 01

  It was so fun.

• 4:59:34Joe Rogan?

  Imagine being there during the Kinison days with all on coke.

• 4:59:37Speaker 02

  Oh, my god. Fucking in the back room.

• 4:59:39Joe Rogan?

  Marin said that he did so much coke with them, he had voices in his head for a year.

• 4:59:44Speaker 02

  A year?

• 4:59:45Joe Rogan?

  A year.

• 4:59:46Speaker 02

  Good lord.

• 4:59:46Joe Rogan?

  A year.

• 4:59:47Speaker 02

  First podcast.

• 4:59:48Joe Rogan?

  Nah.

• 4:59:49Speaker 01

  I remember a time before digital cameras, somebody was like, to Dice, was like, can I take a picture with you? And he's like, sure. Hey, Ari, you take the picture. And he gives me the, he gives me the, their camera like this. He goes, hey, Ari, you take the picture. And he hands it to me, goes.

• 5:00:02Joe Rogan?

  Cause he knew you, wanted you to cut their heads off.

• 5:00:04Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah. And I was like this. And then he goes, did you get me in it at all? I'm like, no, no? And he goes, nice. I'm like guessing what he meant.

• 5:00:14Joe Rogan?

  Who did this, Dice?

• 5:00:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:00:15Joe Rogan?

  Now, all that fucking guy does is take pictures.

• 5:00:17Speaker 02

  That's what he do. I'm sitting in the green room, he comes in, who are you?

• 5:00:22Speaker 01

  Are you the one that wanted the picture?

• 5:00:24Joe Rogan?

  His whole thing is performance art. Like, even back then, he was doing that.

• 5:00:28Speaker 01

  He would go on for two people. He would say to the comics, he goes, watch how, come in, watch me. See how long I can go before I say anything.

• 5:00:34Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 5:00:35Speaker 01

  And so he'd go on, he goes, eh, he'd put his thing down, tap his fucking cigarettes, didn't light them, just chewed them. And then he goes. So is that the, you know, when you're out there and you talk to the guy and, you know, you're taking the thing and for like six minutes, just not saying anything.

• 5:00:54Speaker 02

  You just did a flight with him, right? I saw a video of you guys on a flight.

• 5:00:58Speaker 01

  The guy looked like me.

• 5:00:59Speaker 02

  Oh, my bad.

• 5:01:00Joe Rogan?

  It wasn't you?

• 5:01:01Speaker 02

  I bought it, I thought it was you.

• 5:01:03Speaker 01

  I posted it as if it was me.

• 5:01:04Speaker 02

  I totally bought it.

• 5:01:05Joe Rogan?

  What picture is this?

• 5:01:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, some guy was just bugging, some guy's trying to get worked on on a flight.

• 5:01:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought it was you.

• 5:01:10Speaker 01

  He bought it first on a flight.

• 5:01:11Speaker 02

  I mean, look, pull that up, it looks, it's a spinning image.

• 5:01:13Joe Rogan?

  And Dice sat next to him and was fucking with him?

• 5:01:15Speaker 01

  It's on my Instagram.

• 5:01:16Speaker 02

  I scrolled through in two seconds, but I thought that was you.

• 5:01:19Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 5:01:20Joe Rogan?

  What's he saying? What's he saying?

• 5:01:23Speaker 02

  She's with me and she does like everything I need, like with the phone and, you know, like the Netflix. I got it, you know, I'm not her, we've been. This poor guy. We've been working with this for a little bit, so, no, no, I'm just, it just, you know. All good, I think, just maybe aggregate your questions.

• 5:01:50Joe Rogan?

  Aggregate your questions, some tech guy. Flying in to do the Facebook algorithm.

• 5:01:57Speaker 01

  He's like, I got work to do.

• 5:02:00Speaker 02

  Damn. Like I was all excited, the middle seat's empty and then here we go.

• 5:02:05Joe Rogan?

  Dice.

• 5:02:06Speaker 02

  Fucking with the.

• 5:02:08Speaker 01

  That's Dice. At least this'll be good.

• 5:02:10Joe Rogan?

  But you know like what a healthy ego you have to have.

• 5:02:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, we did.

• 5:02:14Speaker 02

  We're looking about the Dalmatian.

• 5:02:15Joe Rogan?

  First guy to ever sell out Madison Square Garden, sold it out like a hundred times and here he is.

• 5:02:20Speaker 02

  A hundred times?

• 5:02:21Joe Rogan?

  Talking to people, he sold it a bunch of times. Madison Square Garden, Dice.

• 5:02:24Speaker 01

  I think that's twice early on.

• 5:02:25Joe Rogan?

  Dice sold Madison Square Garden a bunch of times, a bunch of times.

• 5:02:28Speaker 02

  I think Louis got the record.

• 5:02:29Speaker 01

  But first time to do it.

• 5:02:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 5:02:31Speaker 01

  But when Dice did it, no one had ever done it.

• 5:02:32Joe Rogan?

  No one had ever done it.

• 5:02:33Speaker 01

  And he did it twice right away.

• 5:02:34Joe Rogan?

  And then in the middle of that, in the prime of his fucking career, he releases a two CD set of him bombing.

• 5:02:41Speaker 01

  It's him popping into a club.

• 5:02:42Joe Rogan?

  The day the lobster died.

• 5:02:43Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 5:02:44Joe Rogan?

  Danger Fields.

• 5:02:44Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 5:02:45Speaker 01

  It was so, he was like, how do I follow the biggest album maybe of all time? I go the other way.

• 5:02:51Joe Rogan?

  The other way?

• 5:02:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:02:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, just bomb on purpose with Rick Rubin producing it.

• 5:02:55Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 5:02:57Joe Rogan?

  And Rick Rubin loved it.

• 5:02:58Speaker 01

  He was trying to do well.

• 5:02:59Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 5:03:00Speaker 01

  But he was doing it to a crowd he knew wouldn't like him.

• 5:03:02Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, he didn't have any material. You need to go back and listen to that again.

• 5:03:05Speaker 02

  I gotta read it.

• 5:03:06Joe Rogan?

  He had no material. He had no material. He was just making things up while he was up there. This guy gets up, you're about as funny as a glass of milk. Some fucking tourist? There's 20 people in the audience and he's filming a, or recording a two CD special.

• 5:03:23Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 5:03:23Speaker 01

  But back then albums were what specials are.

• 5:03:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:03:26Speaker 01

  More, more so.

• 5:03:27Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it was huge. It was hu- but it was crazy like that he did it.

• 5:03:30Speaker 02

  Was it, I haven't heard it in so long. Was it enjoyable?

• 5:03:33Joe Rogan?

  No, it's horrible.

• 5:03:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:03:34Speaker 01

  It's all concept. It's all concept.

• 5:03:36Joe Rogan?

  It's bombing. He's bombing. It's nonsense. And he's doing it on purpose.

• 5:03:41Speaker 02

  Roxanne eats his favorite album.

• 5:03:43Joe Rogan?

  Oh, well, it's just crazy because he's just, you can't believe he's doing it.

• 5:03:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:03:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:03:48Speaker 02

  It's like a Banksy.

• 5:03:49Joe Rogan?

  But it's this crazy, it's his favorite album because he just had the balls in his prime to do something so insane, like as a piece of performance art.

• 5:03:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, performance art, weird.

• 5:03:57Joe Rogan?

  He just doesn't get the credit he deserves because so many people hated on him for a long time.

• 5:04:01Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 5:04:02Joe Rogan?

  They hated on him because of his success. They didn't like the fact that this guy was doing nursery rhymes and he was like selling out arenas. They didn't like him.

• 5:04:10Speaker 01

  They said the song he also.

• 5:04:10Joe Rogan?

  He was dirty, but it was, they were looking for excuses because before that, when he wasn't famous, they all would go see him. They would all see him at the store. They all loved him. Everybody like Dice is up and they'd all watch him and he would kill. And then he got famous and they're like, well, I don't like what this guy's doing. It was like the first cancel culture shit.

• 5:04:28Speaker 01

  That's how it always is, that people are just bitter about someone's success. It's like if they were open micers, they're like, no, that guy's great. But then their theater act, they're like, fuck them.

• 5:04:35Joe Rogan?

  Well, you remember when he did MTV and he got banned?

• 5:04:37Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:04:38Joe Rogan?

  The same thing with Tony doing Madison Square Garden for the Trump administration. They asked Dice to do a fucking set on one of those MTV Video Music Awards things.

• 5:04:47Speaker 01

  And he did Dice?

• 5:04:47Joe Rogan?

  And he does Dice and they banned him for life. From MTV. It was a big deal. It was a big, he's like, the fucking tampons, oh! And they were like, no! They told him not to do that material, apparently, like, yeah. And he fucking, of course he did it. Of course he did it, and he got banned for life, and then everybody went on the I hate Dice train. And comics, like, professional comedians who were like.

• 5:05:13Speaker 01

  Comics went against him? I must have, I guess. Now that I know, I know now, they must have.

• 5:05:16Joe Rogan?

  That are like alt-comics, and the guys that weren't doing as well as him. Same kind of shit you always hear, and they found some reason why he's, everything that's wrong with comedy. You know, it was just, it was so dumb, man. It was so, it was so weird.

• 5:05:29Speaker 02

  That is a bummer, but it's crazy to see people's arcs. Like, look at Dice now, look at Roseanne now. Makes you wonder, where, where are we gonna be?

• 5:05:35Speaker 01

  Dice is interesting, though, I was talking to him at the stand last week, two weeks ago, and it was like, of all the guys who started way, way back then, they all moved into, either quit, or became actors, whatever. Dice stayed in stand-up comedy.

• 5:05:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:05:47Speaker 01

  For fifty years.

• 5:05:49Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:05:50Speaker 02

  He did movies and TV.

• 5:05:51Speaker 01

  He just did them. He never left stand-up.

• 5:05:53Joe Rogan?

  He only did Ford Fairling, you know, that was the big one. He did one big movie, and it didn't do that well, and then he kind of just went back.

• 5:05:59Speaker 01

  And then he's been in stuff.

• 5:06:00Joe Rogan?

  He did that TV show, remember he had that TV show?

• 5:06:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:06:04Joe Rogan?

  Bless His House, I think it was called?

• 5:06:05Speaker 02

  Natasha Leggero.

• 5:06:06Joe Rogan?

  Was Natasha in it?

• 5:06:07Speaker 02

  She's on it, yeah. It was on Amazon, I remember. He's been in a lot of stuff.

• 5:06:12Speaker 04

  Jamie, you know.

• 5:06:13Speaker 02

  I was just looking at it.

• 5:06:14Speaker 01

  One Night at a Coold's, he's just in these.

• 5:06:16Speaker 02

  He's in just movies.

• 5:06:17Speaker 01

  Ford Fairling was his, his thing.

• 5:06:18Joe Rogan?

  But the Ford Fairling was the big one. But this is like episodes of shows.

• 5:06:22Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 5:06:22Speaker 01

  Diamond City with Jim Norton, I did that.

• 5:06:24Joe Rogan?

  Bro, you remember Dharma and Greg?

• 5:06:25Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 5:06:27Joe Rogan?

  So he did Dice Undisputed, two thousand seven.

• 5:06:30Speaker 02

  Tosh point oh, Blue Jasmine.

• 5:06:32Joe Rogan?

  But what was the show that he did? Was it the?

• 5:06:34Speaker 04

  Dice.

• 5:06:35Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, the TV show.

• 5:06:36Speaker 01

  Television.

• 5:06:37Joe Rogan?

  Was it called Dice?

• 5:06:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Dice, yeah.

• 5:06:38Speaker 02

  Was it? I guess so.

• 5:06:41Joe Rogan?

  Thirteen episodes.

• 5:06:42Speaker 04

  He's actually great. Dice is pretty good.

• 5:06:44Speaker 01

  Really?

• 5:06:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:06:45Speaker 01

  I saw it.

• 5:06:46Speaker 04

  It was good.

• 5:06:46Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 5:06:48Speaker 01

  Diamond City with Jim Norton.

• 5:06:49Joe Rogan?

  Bless His House, that's it. Bless His House, that's the show.

• 5:06:52Speaker 01

  Oh, that's he tried to do.

• 5:06:53Joe Rogan?

  Ninety-five, ninety-six, yeah.

• 5:06:54Speaker 01

  That's Dice?

• 5:06:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:06:55Speaker 01

  That's Dice?

• 5:06:59Speaker 02

  In the white thousand what to do. Wow.

• 5:07:01Speaker 01

  Was he in Rugrats? Did I see that?

• 5:07:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he was in Rugrats. Bless this house.

• 5:07:06Speaker 02

  What the fuck is that?

• 5:07:07Speaker 01

  What is that? That's an old.

• 5:07:09Joe Rogan?

  That's a show.

• 5:07:09Speaker 02

  Look at him.

• 5:07:10Joe Rogan?

  He was in a sitcom.

• 5:07:11Speaker 01

  He really tried to do straight up sitcom.

• 5:07:13Joe Rogan?

  And he kinda changed his fucking act for a little bit.

• 5:07:16Speaker 02

  I hear this.

• 5:07:17Speaker 04

  It looks like he didn't.

• 5:07:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:07:23Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 5:07:26Speaker 01

  Just King of Queens. That's all of them. That's all of the sitcoms.

• 5:07:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:07:30Joe Rogan?

  We don't want that.

• 5:07:30Speaker 02

  Remember Grace Under Fire? She was a pillhead.

• 5:07:33Joe Rogan?

  Well, she went nutty and threw a drink in the face of Chuck, what's his name?

• 5:07:38Speaker 02

  Lori?

• 5:07:38Joe Rogan?

  Chuck Lorre, yeah.

• 5:07:39Speaker 01

  End of story for your career.

• 5:07:40Joe Rogan?

  That was it. Wrapped it up. That's why you never see that show in syndication.

• 5:07:43Speaker 01

  Too powerful.

• 5:07:44Speaker 02

  She was a feisty coos.

• 5:07:45Joe Rogan?

  There was a few of those moments that happened with comics where they went nutty and then you never see that show again.

• 5:07:50Speaker 01

  Titus.

• 5:07:50Joe Rogan?

  Chris Titus, yeah.

• 5:07:51Speaker 02

  Oh, is that right?

• 5:07:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that show disappeared.

• 5:07:54Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 5:07:54Joe Rogan?

  They buried that fucking thing.

• 5:07:55Speaker 01

  What happened to him? He became like a cool.

• 5:07:56Joe Rogan?

  What is this?

• 5:07:57Speaker 02

  Future guys clan Rugrats.

• 5:08:00Joe Rogan?

  Let me hear it, let me hear it, let me hear it. If we can't fix it, it's time to next.

• 5:08:07Speaker 04

  A dog? I don't like dogs.

• 5:08:10Speaker 01

  I probably saw this episode.

• 5:08:13Joe Rogan?

  How weird.

• 5:08:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:08:15Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 5:08:15Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:08:16Speaker 01

  What career though? What did happen to Titus?

• 5:08:17Joe Rogan?

  Show business is strange, you know?

• 5:08:19Speaker 02

  It is.

• 5:08:20Joe Rogan?

  Strange fucking business.

• 5:08:22Speaker 02

  You gotta take what you can get.

• 5:08:22Joe Rogan?

  I think the strangest thing that I was ever a part of was when you were getting kicked out of your own show. Because you wouldn't do a special on Comedy Central.

• 5:08:32Speaker 02

  That's gold.

• 5:08:33Speaker 04

  Isn't that wild?

• 5:08:34Joe Rogan?

  That was the wildest thing to be a part of because you were, you were freaking out. You were explaining to me on the phone. You were, you wanted to get money to pay the staff. You were like, I'm gonna pay everybody. I'm gonna do it out of my own pocket. And I said, wait a minute, what, you know, I'll go and host it for free. Remember it was that?

• 5:08:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were like, no. I'm like, what?

• 5:08:49Joe Rogan?

  I said I would host it for free. I said I would take over his job and I would host it for free. I said I'd do it for free. They, they wanted to punish him because he didn't want to do a special on Comedy Central because he got a Netflix deal.

• 5:08:59Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 5:09:00Joe Rogan?

  This is when Netflix was popping off.

• 5:09:02Speaker 01

  And Comedy Central's about to be what it is now.

• 5:09:04Joe Rogan?

  Was one of the most successful shows on Comedy Central.

• 5:09:07Speaker 02

  Great show.

• 5:09:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, this is not happening. was one of the big shows. It had billboards on Sunset.

• 5:09:12Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 5:09:12Speaker 01

  It's so wild they kicked off your own show.

• 5:09:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:09:16Speaker 01

  They're like, nah, we can do this.

• 5:09:17Joe Rogan?

  But bro, you showed integrity. You showed integrity.

• 5:09:20Speaker 02

  He wanted it on Netflix.

• 5:09:21Joe Rogan?

  He was going to give all the money. He was gonna give, he was gonna pay the entire staff. He was gonna go into debt to pay the entire staff. Cause he knew that they were getting fucked. They had all signed off for that. So, you know, if you're a cameraman, or if you're, whoever the people that are working behind the scenes. There's a whole crew of people that were gonna be out money because of him. He's like, I'll pay those people.

• 5:09:40Speaker 01

  Five seasons they worked on that, they blackmailed me. They go, either sign with us, or these people all be out of work with two weeks to go. Good luck paying their rent. How do you wanna play it? And I'm like, you, wow.

• 5:09:51Joe Rogan?

  They said it that way?

• 5:09:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:09:52Joe Rogan?

  Motherfucker.

• 5:09:53Speaker 01

  I was like, I'm not prepared for this. I'm just writing dick jokes.

• 5:09:56Joe Rogan?

  But you were within your rights and your contract to do that, that special on Netflix.

• 5:10:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:10:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:10:01Joe Rogan?

  It was in his contract that he could do that.

• 5:10:02Speaker 01

  I was allowed to do whatever. It was like, I made one on my own. And they're like, we want it.

• 5:10:06Speaker 02

  Imagine a network wanting an Ari Shaffir special.

• 5:10:09Joe Rogan?

  But it was one of the last nails in the coffin for Comedy Central because it was one of their best shows. And Roy Wood did a great job. Roy Wood's hilarious, but the problem was, everybody knew what happened.

• 5:10:20Speaker 01

  And then I wasn't there editing it anymore.

• 5:10:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but everybody also knew what happened. They were all grossed out by it. They were like, what? Cause you were real public about it. You did my podcast.

• 5:10:29Speaker 01

  I should've been more public about it. I could've stopped it if I went on here and be like, hey, Viacom is blackmailing me.

• 5:10:35Joe Rogan?

  That big back then. It wouldn't have done it. It wouldn't have done it back then. It wouldn't have had the impact that it would have. If you did it today, they'd be fucked.

• 5:10:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:10:42Joe Rogan?

  I mean, it would kill their fucking career. It would kill the, the, the network.

• 5:10:45Speaker 02

  And you and Roy are cool. You guys worked it out.

• 5:10:47Speaker 01

  Roy called me and said, what should I do here? What do you want me to do?

• 5:10:50Speaker 02

  Roy's the man.

• 5:10:51Speaker 01

  He goes, unless I get permission, I don't wanna do it. And I was like, no, we need to save people jobs.

• 5:10:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the move. It was the move. But, you know, you showed so much integrity. That was a ballsy move. Cause most people, when the shit hits the fan like that, and they're worried about losing their gig, they, they cave in.

• 5:11:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:11:06Joe Rogan?

  And you're like, uh-uh.

• 5:11:07Speaker 01

  I was poor for too long. Mitzi made us poor for too long that I was like, well, I already have no money.

• 5:11:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and you could always tour. You were always tour. You could tour. You'd probably make more money doing stand-up than you would do in a show anyway.

• 5:11:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, you editing it was the secret sauce.

• 5:11:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:11:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you were so dedicated to it.

• 5:11:22Speaker 01

  They said we couldn't use comedians' input on their own stories.

• 5:11:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 5:11:26Speaker 01

  They were like, I was like, no, I'm gonna let them like, tell me what they want out. And they go, no, no, that's such a precedent. We can't do that. I was like, and then I go, oh, I'll just call them directly. So I called him each, like, what do you want, I'll just make him my notes. Just show me what you want out and stuff.

• 5:11:41Speaker 02

  What a mensch.

• 5:11:42Joe Rogan?

  No, you did an amazing job. It was a great show. You, and I was there when you developed that show.

• 5:11:47Speaker 01

  You did a great story on it?

• 5:11:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:11:49Speaker 01

  Is it a great one? The fuck, the Woods, the Alabama Woods?

• 5:11:52Joe Rogan?

  True story too.

• 5:11:53Speaker 04

  That's crazy. That was a crazy one.

• 5:11:54Joe Rogan?

  Crazy story.

• 5:11:55Speaker 01

  With the who? Who was the fighter?

• 5:11:57Joe Rogan?

  I don't wanna say.

• 5:11:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 5:11:58Joe Rogan?

  I didn't say on it. Leave that guy alone. The guy's had gone through enough. But when you, I saw you develop it at the lab, at the improv. When Ari, I was like, what is he doing? I was like, what is he doing over here? What's Ari doing? He's like, storytelling shows? Like, what is this? It was weird.

• 5:12:13Speaker 01

  It was like, comics have cool stories.

• 5:12:15Joe Rogan?

  I know, but it was like, you had a vision and you started piecing it together. And then all of a sudden, it's on fucking Comedy Central. I'm like, look at Ari. Like, this is crazy. You pulled it off.

• 5:12:24Speaker 02

  Do you ever feel like, hey, why am I so judgmental? Why am I judging him for trying a story show and then it blew up? Yeah, you go, hey, what's he doing?

• 5:12:32Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. But, you know, in the beginning.

• 5:12:35Speaker 01

  It was a month to month show. It wasn't that.

• 5:12:36Speaker 04

  Well, there's also plenty of, you see your friends doing dumb shit.

• 5:12:40Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 5:12:40Speaker 04

  You go, what the fuck is he doing at nine times out of ten?

• 5:12:43Joe Rogan?

  Well, Ari gave me the worst advice of all time. Ari gave me the worst advice ever. He's like, gotta edit your show.

• 5:12:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:12:48Joe Rogan?

  Show's too long.

• 5:12:49Speaker 01

  We're two hours over.

• 5:12:49Joe Rogan?

  No one's gonna listen.

• 5:12:50Speaker 01

  Two hours over my advice.

• 5:12:51Joe Rogan?

  No one's gonna listen.

• 5:12:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was just a fun, it was a fun live show. We had fun every time.

• 5:12:55Joe Rogan?

  No, it was amazing. It was amazing.

• 5:12:56Speaker 01

  And then eventually it was like, I guess TV.

• 5:12:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, dude, you, uh, you fucking killed it. And you should bring it back.

• 5:13:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, you should.

• 5:13:03Joe Rogan?

  Netflix should do it. Maybe I bully them too.

• 5:13:05Speaker 02

  Ooh, I like it.

• 5:13:06Joe Rogan?

  They should do it.

• 5:13:07Speaker 01

  You should bring back this not happening.

• 5:13:08Joe Rogan?

  Why not? Do you have the name anymore? Who owns the name?

• 5:13:11Speaker 01

  Neither one of us own the name. It's, it's, both of us are like, if we do anything with that name.

• 5:13:15Joe Rogan?

  How about you call it This Is Happening?

• 5:13:16Speaker 02

  This Is Happening.

• 5:13:17Speaker 01

  This Is Still Happening?

• 5:13:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:13:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:13:19Speaker 04

  Wait, who's neither one of us?

• 5:13:20Speaker 01

  Neither Comedy Central nor me can do it without the others.

• 5:13:23Speaker 04

  Well, just wait a year, Comedy Central's.

• 5:13:24Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they'll be for sale. You could probably buy them.

• 5:13:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got burned up in the fires.

• 5:13:28Joe Rogan?

  What are they now? They're like all South Park. They're not even South Park anymore, right?

• 5:13:32Speaker 01

  No, South Park's on Hulu.

• 5:13:32Joe Rogan?

  Paramount, right?

• 5:13:33Speaker 01

  South Park's on Hulu.

• 5:13:34Speaker 02

  Daily Show? What's left?

• 5:13:36Speaker 01

  Daily Show's not on Comedy Central either.

• 5:13:38Joe Rogan?

  It's not?

• 5:13:38Speaker 02

  No, I think it is.

• 5:13:39Speaker 01

  It's a Comedy Central production that's on Paramount, on Hulu.

• 5:13:42Joe Rogan?

  So what is on Comedy Central now?

• 5:13:44Speaker 01

  Old reruns.

• 5:13:45Speaker 02

  Of The Office?

• 5:13:45Speaker 04

  Of The Office and Seinfeld.

• 5:13:46Speaker 01

  Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

• 5:13:47Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 5:13:48Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 5:13:49Joe Rogan?

  It used to be the spot.

• 5:13:51Speaker 01

  It's sad.

• 5:13:51Joe Rogan?

  The Chappelle Show.

• 5:13:52Speaker 01

  It's sad. It was a great outlet for comics.

• 5:13:54Joe Rogan?

  If not the greatest, South Park?

• 5:13:56Speaker 02

  Tosh.0.

• 5:13:57Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 5:13:57Speaker 01

  Second best sketch show.

• 5:13:58Speaker 02

  Workaholics.

• 5:13:59Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 5:14:00Speaker 02

  He and Teal.

• 5:14:02Joe Rogan?

  Ah, that was a more improved version of it. Kind of amazing when you think about their downfall.

• 5:14:09Speaker 02

  It was big.

• 5:14:10Joe Rogan?

  Remember they wanted to do like an app, like we'll do your special on their app?

• 5:14:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 5:14:14Joe Rogan?

  And everyone was like, who's gonna get your app?

• 5:14:15Speaker 01

  Why would they not let Joe Rogan just, who's Rogan, Segura, Kreischer, they'd all host, Ali Sadiq, they're like, no. Anyone we suggested, they're like, no.

• 5:14:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, we said we'd host it for free.

• 5:14:25Speaker 01

  Same money.

• 5:14:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you don't have to pay the fucking guy hosting it.

• 5:14:28Speaker 01

  They were so butthurt.

• 5:14:30Joe Rogan?

  Oh, dirty pool. So dirty. That's so dirty. So dirty.

• 5:14:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:14:36Joe Rogan?

  What a dumb fucking thing to do.

• 5:14:38Speaker 02

  They fucked themselves right out of nowhere.

• 5:14:39Speaker 01

  Sodar wore an Ari Shaffir shirt on that, on that season, cause he was under contract with Comedy Central, cause I can't pull out. But I'll wear a shirt that says you. Yeah.

• 5:14:47Joe Rogan?

  So crazy.

• 5:14:48Speaker 04

  Sodar's the best.

• 5:14:48Speaker 01

  Sodar rules.

• 5:14:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he rules.

• 5:14:50Speaker 02

  Did you make any money on that show at least?

• 5:14:52Speaker 01

  I did back then, but.

• 5:14:53Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 5:14:54Joe Rogan?

  It was a big fucking show. You remember the, the Stern?

• 5:14:55Speaker 01

  It wasn't crazy.

• 5:14:56Joe Rogan?

  Stern debacle?

• 5:14:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:15:00Joe Rogan?

  Stern shit, who's this guy? Nobody knows him. And Ari stands in front of his billboard on Comedy Central.

• 5:15:05Speaker 01

  No one's heard of you.

• 5:15:06Joe Rogan?

  And then tells him to fucking go to Netscape Navigator to look it up. I know the old people don't understand Google.

• 5:15:12Speaker 01

  Jamie helped me with that video.

• 5:15:13Speaker 02

  Oh, Jamie.

• 5:15:15Speaker 01

  It was really Jamie. I was like, can you help me make this?

• 5:15:18Joe Rogan?

  It was genius. Cause you were kinda kissing his ass while you were doing it. It was amazing.

• 5:15:22Speaker 01

  Mr. Stern, I meant no disrespect.

• 5:15:24Joe Rogan?

  It was amazing. It was amazing. He spent a half an hour talking about you, like he was gonna ruin you. And you fucking owned him.

• 5:15:34Speaker 02

  It all helped.

• 5:15:35Joe Rogan?

  And then he never talked about you again.

• 5:15:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think his staff was like, guy.

• 5:15:38Joe Rogan?

  Bro, you should, not, not the staff, the fucking internet. Like the beating that he took from that was, it was like such a checkmate move. Cause the photo of you standing in front of a billboard on, the odds of it happening while the bill- That is hubris. It's like karma.

• 5:15:54Speaker 04

  Why was, why was he going at you?

• 5:15:56Speaker 01

  I said something about.

• 5:15:58Speaker 02

  Radio's dead?

• 5:15:59Speaker 01

  It was, it was.

• 5:16:00Joe Rogan?

  He did it on my podcast. He went off.

• 5:16:02Speaker 01

  He was saying something. I was like, fuck him. Fuck Stern. He's out of touch. Him and Clint Eastwood should go blow each other's wrinkled dicks in their old man camps.

• 5:16:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's what he said.

• 5:16:09Speaker 01

  And then, and then right at the time, he was saying podcasts are not the future. You gotta do radio.

• 5:16:14Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 5:16:14Speaker 01

  And it was like. Bro, it's okay, you're out of touch.

• 5:16:17Speaker 02

  You gotta be a broadcaster, you gotta work your way up.

• 5:16:20Speaker 01

  Thirty minutes he spent on me.

• 5:16:21Joe Rogan?

  He thought that was real back then, that's funny. They all thought it was never gonna, they thought the podcast thing was just a, what are these guys wasting their time?

• 5:16:28Speaker 02

  I know.

• 5:16:29Joe Rogan?

  So funny.

• 5:16:29Speaker 02

  Look at him now, fucking bullionaire.

• 5:16:31Speaker 01

  Bert Kreischer on some radio show, he had, they had an ad for like me undies or something? And Bert was like, how much do you make for that? The guy's like, I do okay. And he goes, let's, uh, cause I had them too as a sponsor. And he goes, okay, how much do you make? Same time, Bert loves that, same time. So, so they go, okay. And then at the same time he goes, one, two, three, go. And the guy goes, seventy-five dollars. And Bert goes, thirty-five hundred dollars. And he goes, what? He goes, seventy-five bucks, what?

• 5:16:57Speaker 01

  He goes, yes, CBS is taking all your money.

• 5:16:59Speaker 02

  Louis did that to Schultz, you see that episode?

• 5:17:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 5:17:02Speaker 02

  Louis did a flagrant? He was like, uh, cause Schultz just put out a, a special behind a paywall. And he's like, you did that, I got the idea from you. And I made a ton of money. And Schultz is like, well, what did you make? He goes, you go first. And Schultz goes, five million. He goes, that was stupid. You shouldn't have told me. Cause Louis wouldn't say.

• 5:17:19Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 5:17:19Speaker 02

  But he made way more than that.

• 5:17:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, if you, well, also with him, like, that was the only way to see him, cause it was in like the height of, so like the thing about people wanting to rebel against cancel culture, they had to go to his website to get it.

• 5:17:30Speaker 01

  He was always the first at that Louis. That time, and then like the early time five dollar. No one else had the success he had with that first one.

• 5:17:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:17:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:17:38Joe Rogan?

  Genius.

• 5:17:38Speaker 01

  A million dollars in like a day?

• 5:17:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:17:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:17:41Joe Rogan?

  Genius, genius.

• 5:17:41Speaker 02

  And he said.

• 5:17:42Joe Rogan?

  Self-funded.

• 5:17:42Speaker 02

  He made it so easy to get, you, you'd be better off buying it than stealing it.

• 5:17:46Joe Rogan?

  And also he realized from that point on, like, hey, like, I'll just do all my own stuff now. That way they can't just take it away from me.

• 5:17:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:17:53Joe Rogan?

  Like, I'll always have a direct connection to my fans. He always had email lists.

• 5:17:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:17:57Joe Rogan?

  And his email list, he writes things. It's like, it's good.

• 5:18:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, it gives you a newsletter.

• 5:18:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but it's funny. It's like, it's, it's genius.

• 5:18:05Speaker 02

  Even his TV show was different.

• 5:18:06Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 5:18:07Speaker 02

  He was like, I don't want notes, so I'll just take less money.

• 5:18:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and he fucking edited it all on a little MacBook.

• 5:18:12Speaker 02

  Edited, shot, casted.

• 5:18:14Joe Rogan?

  Like one of those little tiny fourteen inch MacBooks.

• 5:18:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's a different breed.

• 5:18:18Joe Rogan?

  And now, you know, like, you can't fuck with him. He can do whatever he wants now. Like, he's basically got his own fanbase. They all gotta leave him alone.

• 5:18:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:18:27Joe Rogan?

  Kind of, kind of amazing.

• 5:18:28Speaker 02

  He's got new material, I'm killing.

• 5:18:30Speaker 01

  He's always killing.

• 5:18:31Joe Rogan?

  He took about a year off, right?

• 5:18:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:18:34Joe Rogan?

  A year off.

• 5:18:35Speaker 01

  What, that time?

• 5:18:35Joe Rogan?

  Just chill out.

• 5:18:36Speaker 01

  Oh, this latest time, yeah.

• 5:18:37Speaker 04

  After, after the garden.

• 5:18:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, he said, he's like, I'm not doing stand-up anymore. Every time I talked to him, I was like, well, since you're a former comic, you wouldn't understand. He's like, shut up already. He just needles him. How's your sculpting class going, loser?

• 5:18:50Speaker 04

  He did love that, he loved that sculpting.

• 5:18:52Speaker 01

  He loved sculpting.

• 5:18:55Joe Rogan?

  Alright, boys, I finally have to pee.

• 5:18:57Speaker 02

  Alright, Jesus, that's unbelievable.

• 5:18:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I've gone five and a half hours without peeing.

• 5:19:01Speaker 01

  Solid.

• 5:19:02Speaker 02

  Do we do five and a half?

• 5:19:03Joe Rogan?

  At least.

• 5:19:04Speaker 01

  One thirty, one thirty to, yeah.

• 5:19:06Joe Rogan?

  We did five, for sure.

• 5:19:08Speaker 04

  Go watch Ari's special.

• 5:19:09Joe Rogan?

  Ari's special, it's on Netflix right now.

• 5:19:12Speaker 02

  Called Bigger and Blacker.

• 5:19:12Joe Rogan?

  America's Sweetheart, eighty-five thousand dollars worth of plants.

• 5:19:15Speaker 01

  Watch it all the way to the end. Even if you can't watch it, watch it all the way through.

• 5:19:18Speaker 04

  You just wasted eighty-five thousand dollars, huh?

• 5:19:20Joe Rogan?

  No, we spent it.

• 5:19:21Speaker 04

  We could've gave that to us.

• 5:19:22Joe Rogan?

  Look at it, it's beautiful.

• 5:19:23Speaker 02

  To the fire.

• 5:19:23Joe Rogan?

  America's Sweetheart.

• 5:19:24Speaker 02

  What do they do with those plants after? Just throw them in the garbage?

• 5:19:26Speaker 04

  Throw them out, straight in the trash.

• 5:19:27Speaker 01

  The flowers we gave to the staff.

• 5:19:29Joe Rogan?

  We saved the park.

• 5:19:30Speaker 01

  That's right, that was the biggest park we had.

• 5:19:32Speaker 02

  Alright, praise Allah, folks. We may be drunk, just restore the, be the, be the right man.