Adam Ray & How Bout Them Mangos?

Longtime friend of TigerBelly Comedian Adam Ray is back, and Bobby becomes Dr. Phil. We chat chaotic impressions, Michelin-level kitchen, aging parents, best disaster movies, a Tarantino ecounter, Beatles vs. Linkin Park. Join the loyalty program for renters at joinbilt.com/BELLY https://www.joinbilt.com/BELLY Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. That’s helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY for 20% off. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:27Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  You bailed on Sant Antonio.

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Oh, I didn't bail.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't bail on Adam Ray, right?

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Adam Ray?

• 1:43Speaker 01

  No, oh my gosh.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  What's going on, man? What's going on? What happened?

• 1:49Speaker 01

  What happened? Tell us what happened.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, wait, I don't even know what it is.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  So, Jaime, you know, we met at the, well, we've been following each other on, I think, social media for probably 50. I saw a really cute picture of him as a baby, and I was like, that kid's gonna be a star. I want to make sure I know what he's up to.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  I saw that picture with you.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  That picture too, yeah, let's cut.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Twelve years ago, remember?

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's cut, yeah.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we saw a little baby picture of Jaime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a little Pinto bean in a blanket.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  Little Pinto bean. We're like, for some reason, he's two, but he looks 46.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  And he somehow has aged backwards. But, yeah, so then I said I'm gonna be.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful teeth?

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Beautiful teeth.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen his teeth?

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Let's get a quick shot of those.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Real good.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  So.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  How come you don't expose your teeth?

• 2:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, how come?

• 2:33Speaker 03

  Aw, come on.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  What is a San Antonio dentist?

• 2:36Speaker 01

  What is a San Antonio dentist? The joke he was gonna do at the show, but he couldn't make it, so he's trying it out now.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  It's a script that we wrote.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Fifteen years ago, remember?

• 2:44Speaker 01

  What is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Jeff Foxworthy was gonna be in it.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  If you've got a dentist. How did it go?

• 2:52Speaker 04

  If you got a dentist, you call me now and I'll fix your teeth.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, so it wasn't funny, but it was just more like, it was more of like, if you actually need dental work.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  This is who, here's the number. But so then, uh, Fort Worth, he came down to Fort Worth and did some guest spots, right?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  Right? Oh, no, you came to see me in Fort Worth?

• 3:09Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  And then you came, oh, you came on late?

• 3:12Speaker 04

  I came down late.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  So I said, come do the shows in Fort Worth, cause I saw you.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  You're at a club or theater?

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Remember Dallas? Dallas, Dr. Phil.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Right? Bobby, by the way, one of the biggest ovations we had for the entire tour.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  I believe it.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Okay, yep.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  In the top two. So then, um, nah, see, the funny joke would have been to say in the top like thirty, but it was, it was, I wanna be honest, in the top two.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Who was top?

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm never gonna do it again.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm never gonna do it again.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Well, we stopped doing it.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, tell me the story.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Um, so.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  It got weird.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  So Jaime, Jaime goes, uh, hey, I'm gonna be in Fort Worth when you're there, and I go, "Cool, come on down and do some spots." And, um, and he comes down at the end of the shows, and I was like, okay, it's the.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  It's too late.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  It's too late.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Um, and I go, but you know what? Um, and then you said, I think you had a reason, you said, I was with Ralph Barbosa and we got snowed in.

• 4:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, in Chicago.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  And I go, you gotta tell me that, so that we could like, yeah, just let me know next time. But I go, but I wanna make it, uh, good.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Clarity is kindness.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Is that a thing?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a saying.

• 4:13Speaker 01

  It's a saying.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  In the back of a Snapple cap or a Panda Express fortune cookie.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, being honest and clear about how you feel is a form of kindness.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Like, if you're leading a girl on, for instance, you know what I mean? That's not good, that's not being clear. Anyway, let's move on.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, be honest about your.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  No, you're, you're right, Bobby, be honest about your intentions.

• 4:34Speaker 05

  That's right, Bobby, be honest.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 4:37Speaker 05

  Be honest about your intentions.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  The student has become the teacher.

• 4:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm Dr. Phil. Welcome to my show.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Wow, let's bring back Mad TV on CW again and have you do.

• 4:46Speaker 05

  Bipolar syndrome.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Korean Dr. Phil.

• 4:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, bipolar syndrome is, you know, it's a common disease around people.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Really actually, I'm mad that that's better than-

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, do it again, let me see if I can really get down.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Okay, so what do you want me to say?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what do you want me to say?

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Oh, so, so Jaime-

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  So how many, how many penguins can you fit in a lightbulb?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Not too far off than what he actually said, yeah. There's two sides to a pancake.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  There's three sides to a monolith.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's that sound? Oh, man.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Well, see, and this is my point.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  My point is-

• 5:20Speaker 01

  Furniture is always breaking down.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so as a, as a person that works for the show-

• 5:23Speaker 01

  As a person that works for the show-

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  You're turning more into Joe Biden and a little bit of FDR.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  FDR.

• 5:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause I like to put in other people in there.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. You're always a combo pack guy.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, uh, interdiam-

• 5:37Speaker 01

  It's a tough word to say, sound it out, take your time. There it is, we got it.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  I knew we'd get there.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the story, Fort Worth.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  So, so then, I go, "Come to San Antonio." He goes, "I actually live there." Or he goes, uh-

• 5:47Speaker 01

  And I go, uh, yeah.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  I go, "What was it?" "I live there." And then I go, "Even better."

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  "Come on down to San Antonio." Wait, I didn't say I live there. Oh, you said I'm visiting. No, I, I can drive down there. I can drive down there. Boy, it's like you wrote a Jeff Fox- A Foxworthy Dennis movie.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, a little bit of confidence goes a long way. So, I go, "All good. You got snowed in with Barbosa." I go, "All good, shit happens." "Come to San Antonio." He goes, "That's an hour away, I can drive there." I go, "Awesome. Do spots on Friday or Saturday?" I didn't say that. It's four hours away. Can I tell a story? Okay. But, no, it's four hours. It's four hours away. Okay, Carmen Sandman, there you go. Uh, so it's, um, so you make the drive. No, you didn't make the drive. Here's where the story, here's where the story gets good, and this is the point of the entire tale.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Uh, I go, "Come down Friday, do both shows." Friday comes and goes, "Hmm, where's Jaime?"

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  "Come down Saturday." "No Jaime." Sunday, I come back to LA. "No Jaime."

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, the four agreements, have you ever read the book by Miguel Ruiz, right? One of the agreements is, be impeccable with your word. And in this case, you were not impeccable with your word.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  And no harm, no foul.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  No, there is foul, and there is harm.

• 6:57Speaker 06

  There's both, there's both, dude.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Harm and foul, that sounds like a beach cop duo from the eighties. Danny Harm and Bobby Fow. Why'd you do this? Why'd you do this?

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Did you text him?

• 7:07Speaker 04

  No, he texted me, he's like, yo, man, what the fuck?

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. But not angry, more like, I wish you would've come, it would've been fun to hang. He treated you like you weren't a headliner. Yeah. You know what I mean, that you weren't a big deal. Yeah. You know, I don't like that. Well, here's, now, here's why I wanted to bring it up, only, and truly, I don't give a fuck, but I do wanna know, what were you doing?

• 7:24Speaker 04

  I was stuck at home.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Doing what?

• 7:27Speaker 04

  Like, I got sick.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Oh. Oh, no, you, don't, don't lie, be impeccable with your words, be clear. Clarity is kindness. Wait, here we go, what were you sick with?

• 7:35Speaker 04

  Uh, stomach ache. I can't drive.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Let's cut to a clip, let's cut to a clip. Wait, stomach ache. You had food poisoning? That's how you know he's lying? When he had to, he had to like take himself back, oh, he like almost had to act like he was still feeling it, oh, it was like five months ago, but it was a stomach ache. Yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  So you had a stomach ache?

• 7:51Speaker 03

  What, what did you?

• 7:51Speaker 04

  And I couldn't drive four hours.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  Why? With a stomach ache?

• 7:54Speaker 04

  Hmm?

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Because of the stomach ache?

• 7:56Speaker 04

  No, that and, um, I just can't drive far.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay. You have a twenty mile radius, and that, that's it. I would've, I mean, I would've sent an Uber pool for you.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  That far?

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. I would've tried to figure it out.

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Narcolepsy.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, oh, you got what? Yeah, what? I've never heard that before.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Narcolepsy.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Oh, no, sounds like leprosy at the end there.

• 8:19Speaker 04

  Narcolepsy.

• 8:20Speaker 01

  There it is.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  Dead leprosy.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  What did he just do? That should be, pretend it falls, that should be your closer. Yeah, yeah. I have narcolepsy and then fall asleep on the mic. Yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  Nice. No, I can't.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  But just, you know, if you, if you're gonna say you're gonna do something, do it. And if you can't do it, did you call him and say, I can't make it?

• 8:36Speaker 04

  I saw it in person, that's Joe Biden.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 8:41Speaker 06

  He came, I did a stand-up special at the Comedy Store.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  I did a stand-up special at the Comedy Store.

• 8:45Speaker 06

  Hey, I think I remember you from the war. I remember you from the war.

• 8:48Speaker 05

  Over there, from the war.

• 8:49Speaker 06

  From the war, no, no, wait, my dry cleaner, where, where did I see ya?

• 8:53Speaker 06

  This guy over here, he's my first, my first Filipino friend.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Okay. That was mine, pretty good? Very good, actually. Bobby, you're a lot better at mimicking than you think. Actually, I don't know how you think about it. Yeah, yeah. But you're pretty good. Give me another, give me another one. Okay, okay, um, Bullwinkle. Yeah, do it. Oh, fuck.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Well, don't, don't, don't. You can't do, there's no way I could do it.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  All right, Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 9:15Speaker 05

  Like Zoink Scoob.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Like Scoink Scoob.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  He could do it.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  Like Zoink Scoob.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, now do Shaggy saying he's got narcolepsy.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Like, I got narcolepsy, man.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Um.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  What we go? Drew Barrymore.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Drew Barrymore.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  Like Doctor Volta.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  The rain is so beautiful.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the rain is so beautiful.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, she does have that little side mouth thing. Wait, uh, how about, um, uh, can you do Rachel Ray?

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  You, you do it first and then I gotta do it. I don't know what anyone sounds like really.

• 9:55Speaker 05

  So, the spaghetti should take fifteen minutes. Spaghetti should take. It's gonna take, it's actually gonna take four minutes. It's gonna take four minutes. Because I got an air fryer. An air fryer, microwave it up. Suck my dick.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Can you do any, can you do any voices as a cat?

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  We'll give you one.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Um, uh.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Marco Rubio.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Marco Rubio.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Hey, that's a two test, Dana Carvey had to do it.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Marco Rubio, that's a hard one.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Okay, I don't know who, who?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he's a, uh.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  He's a secretary.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Senator from Florida, now he's secretary of defense?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Defense?

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  He's behind Trump a lot. Treasury?

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, state.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  State, he's a straight. Yeah, secretary of state.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Secretary of state.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  And he's, uh, probably of Cuban descent. Or of Cuban descent, yeah, so, so think accent.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Just think of what he might sound like.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Okay, I, uh.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You got a little bit of fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Ricky Martin.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Scarface in there.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Little Marcelo.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Okay, let me finish.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Positive Italian.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  I am.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Positive Rubio, yeah, keep going.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Rubio can never get a word in edgewise.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a press conference, right? It's a, it's a press conference.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Rubio. Mr. Rubio. No, I, I'm first, I'm from ABC.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm from ABC, I'm from.

• 11:01Speaker 01

  CNN, huh?

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, um.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Asian, she just said, okay, Asian.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, why did we, uh, attack Venezuela?

• 11:09Speaker 03

  I call her ice.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  What would turn into I didn't talk about immigration, I was talking about Venezuela. Do you have a question? So what's going on? NBC, where are you from? Uh, Jamba Juice dot com. What is going on with? I love the razzmatazz.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  I'll give you a coupon when we get out of here. So where, where, where is, um, where? What is going on with all the Somali daycares?

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Oh, they put them in a little ship and they put them in the pirates.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Wow, bad. Very good. A little Count Choc, a little Borat. Let's give her another one. Bruno. Bruno Mars. Yeah, yeah, do Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  I'd catch a grenade for ya.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, very good, very good. Um, how about Beavis from Beavis and Butthead?

• 11:58Speaker 01

  But, yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  I'm hard.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  I'm soft.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  I actually watched a couple of minutes of that. I'm over easy.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  I'm hard boiled.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  All right, all right. I can do Bruno. We, you know, you keep bringing up Bruno and we bypass it. We've moved on. We don't, we don't want you to do it. It's called recognizing when things have shifted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But go ahead. Yeah, yeah. Bruno, like Borat. Yeah, we know what, I know what it is. Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno. Sure, I know what it is.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Hello, funny lady.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Bruno.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  Not bad, not bad. I wanted to hate it, but he came in real hot.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  I like a sausage.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  It's a gay guy you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Bruno was gay, right? Yeah, he was gay.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Hi. Hi, I adopted a block baby.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  A block, what's a block baby?

• 12:46Speaker 01

  A block baby. It's a block, you know, like a block of cheese, but like a baby.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  A blocker.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  I can do Morgan Freeman finding out that he overdo his account. Oh, Morgan Freeman's a tough one, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's Morgan Freeman finding, uh, getting to Chase and finding out that he overdo his account. Hello, I'd like to make a deposit. Excuse me? Ah, damn it. Very good.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  You're not impressed?

• 13:12Speaker 01

  Bobby?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Bobby, that's

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty good.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  He's trying to do it in his head. He's trying, it's, didn't really see the Morgan Freeman. Oh.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Say it, do Frayne after it.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. I have this black makeup, can you?

• 13:25Speaker 01

  Wow. Just your hands. You actually should have that for every guest, just to see how they, how much they're down to play.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  You said you were cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know, can you do any other, can you do Denzel? I can do, uh.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  What you?

• 13:39Speaker 01

  I can do Robert Downey Jr. singing. What you talking about?

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Denzel?

• 13:43Speaker 01

  What you talking about Willis?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  What you talking about Willis?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Who talking about? God, that's. All right, okay, okay, all right. Yeah, that's good, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. All right. So you got AIDS, Tom Hanks, okay, all right. Sad movie. Sad movie, and he didn't call him Tom Hanks in the movie, I don't think. Yeah.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Is that Forrest Gump?

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think it'd be better just to call it AIDS. AIDS the Musical. Well, the movie. Oh. Why Philadelphia?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  That's called Rent.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. I know what. Wow, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. What a tough disease. I could do Robert Downey Jr. I could do Robert Downey. It's a tough disease, no? AIDS is, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sure, um, Robert Downey Jr. here, so I actually had HIV in a movie, in Iron Man. The, the third Iron Man was actually about me getting an HIV transplant, so. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Go ahead, Robbie. Yeah. I'm actually a big fan of Targaryen, actually, first time calling. I'm a big fan of Targaryen, you know, my first, you know, when I, when I did Iron Man, right? Oh, yeah. At, at first I was like, what, what, what, what's going on here? What's going on here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I put the shit on, does he put me on? But I'm sober now, so I can do it. I'm sure now, but Gwen Popper did the first movie, you seen the second movie, what's going on? Anyway.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  How about, um, Brad Pitt?

• 14:43Speaker 01

  That's a tough one.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm friends with Tom Segura, yeah. Yeah, he's a hard one, right? A hard one, cuz he's like, he's so laid back, you know, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got, he's not full McConaughey, but he's just. Yeah, he's just like, he's just, oh, he's just so, he's just so hot, you know?

• 15:01Speaker 03

  He's always eating.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  He's always eating. Why don't you do characters on stage, Cat?

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Um, I do sometimes.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  You do some, do you have voices and act outs and stuff?

• 15:09Speaker 03

  I do, I, I get a little self-conscious, but I, I think I can do it.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Power through, everybody is, oh, yeah, I did all the time.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  I used to do a Scottish, I can do Scottish.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Here we go.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, pretty well.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Here we go.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  How about a Scottish person asking Bobby if they can do Tiger Belly?

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's even, no, let's make it harder.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Okay. Um, a Scottish person.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a Scotch person who works at Jersey Mike's.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Awesome, awesome, yeah.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  And explaining why they don't have the provolone cheese there.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Great.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, go ahead. Uh, excuse me, can we get the number seven?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Alright, you dumb piece of shit, why you want provolone?

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know, but I'm just saying that why is, why don't you have provolone?

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's the way I know it's why I actually have the cheese.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Because we only have sharp cheddar here. Like, you think this is some kind of establishment where we have?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  It says right there on number seven, provolone and roast beef.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  And this is how we have all the roast beef.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we got it yesterday, right?

• 16:00Speaker 01

  We literally come here every day, yes, babe. We literally come here every day.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Alright, enough, enough, okay. I, I'm, I'm saying no to the provolone because it-

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Because we're gay?

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because we're gay.

• 16:11Speaker 01

  Is that why?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Is that why?

• 16:12Speaker 01

  You're just like the baker in South Carolina, or wherever that took-

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Or is it because you don't like Asians?

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Do you not like Asian gays?

• 16:17Speaker 03

  It's because I don't like Asian gays and also-

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you just say it? Just say it.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  I just did.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Oh, it's pretty good, it's pretty good, really good.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Can you do any accents?

• 16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Great, send us an email.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, try one.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't know, I don't know, man.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, can you try an English one, maybe?

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you can do that one.

• 16:38Speaker 04

  The English one?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  Um, hello, how are you doing?

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  How are you doing?

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Hello, how you doing? Oh, I can't do it.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  It's like Michael Caine.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, dude, that was rough.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Michael Caine, there's apparently how you can do a Michael Caine is just saying Mike O'Kane.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  Michael Kine?

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Michael Cane.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Michael Kine.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Mike O'Kine.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  Mike O'Kine.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Throw a little like British.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Mike O'Kine.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Here's a little downsy, but yeah.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all mine are hard.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Proper London.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Oh, my, great special title, all minor downsy.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  I always throw the downsy in it.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you do like, um, a- any kind of, what, what's?

• 17:15Speaker 03

  East Coast.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Like, east coast, eh, yeah.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  The east coast is like, I don't know, Cuban, right, or Ma- Miami?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Um-

• 17:23Speaker 01

  That is the east coast, yeah, I mean, he has a point.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  You're not wrong, but you're not right.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  I know.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, it's more of, yeah, it's-

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, usually when we see east coast, we refer to like New York.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  New York, Boston.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Boston, you know, Connecticut, maybe.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  I'm walking here.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Built.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

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• 17:55Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  And here's something I'm really excited about. Starting in February, Built members can earn points on mortgage payments for the first time.

• 18:05Speaker 00

  Yep, you got a big house.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  So you'll be able to get rewarded wherever you live and unlock exclusive benefits with more than 45,000 restaurants, fitness studios, pharmacies, and other neighborhood partners. Personally, I'd redeem my points for...

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee's Comedy Show. Yeah, rent credit.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Fitness classes.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  Oh, where do you work out?

• 18:24Speaker 03

  SoulCycle, Berry's, Pure Bar, Core Power.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Jaime?

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Planet Fitness. And Amazon.com.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? Not student loan palaces, I'll tell you that right there.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  You don't use Built for that.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, very funny.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Close it out.

• 18:47Speaker 00

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• 19:06Bobby Lee?

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• 19:15Speaker 03

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• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Whether you're looking for dermatology, dentistry, primary care, eye care, or one of the other 200 specialties offered on Zocdoc, you can easily search by specialty or symptom to build the care learned right for you.

• 19:37Speaker 00

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• 19:43Speaker 03

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• 19:57Speaker 00

  When you're ready, you can see their real time availability and click to book instantly. No phone tag, no waiting around. Appointments made through Zocdoc happen fast, typically within 24 to 72 hours of booking. Bobby, when have you used this before?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Shoulder pain.

• 20:09Speaker 00

  Shoulder pain. He went on Zocdoc, found a doctor, Dr. Manesh Patel, and look at Bobby's shoulder now.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. Mahakma Gandhi, too.

• 20:18Speaker 00

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• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  But seriously, but seriously, but seriously, um, you know, we do it with food. Why wouldn't we do it with your health? You know, it's like, Zocdoc really is convenient. I mean, we joke around and stuff, but it's really serious. It's like, you know, I really had a dermatology situation and I went to Zocdoc and I got my, um, face cleared up.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Wow, what was on your face?

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  I had, um, these weird, a rash.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  A rash.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  Subaric dermatitis.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Oh, I have that on my scalp.

• 20:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  I should go on Zocdoc.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  We can tell.

• 20:57Speaker 00

  Guys, if you're like Kat and you need to get your scalp checked out, make sure you go to Zocdoc. Thanks, Zocdoc, for sponsoring this message.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  Well, is, okay, John Travolta is what?

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  John who? Never heard of him before.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  John Travolta?

• 21:16Speaker 03

  That's New York.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  John Travolta?

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  He played a woman in Hairspray. I have, I have a landing strip in my house. Doesn't he have an airport or like?

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Hasn't seen the movie.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  But doesn't he have?

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Can't be a line in the movie. I have a landing strip in my house?

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Is that like the vagina?

• 21:34Speaker 04

  No, his house.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, John Travolta plays a woman in the movie?

• 21:38Speaker 04

  No, his house has a.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  His house has pubes.

• 21:41Speaker 04

  He has airstrip.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  A hair strip or an airstrip?

• 21:44Speaker 04

  An airstrip.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:45Speaker 04

  He has a plane.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're talking about Travolta now.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  But real life John Travolta.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  He has, yeah, well, he's a big plane guy, yeah?

• 21:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  Say, "I'm a big plane guy" as John Travolta.

• 21:54Speaker 04

  I'm a big plane guy.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  Okay. See, I don't even wanna try.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I like it, no, I'm.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  Keep trying.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  The reason I closed my eyes, the reason I closed my eyes is I was absorbing it, right? And I was like, can I envision John Travolta?

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Was that John Travolta?

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  It was John Travolta.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Wearing a jacket.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  Tank top, is he indoors when he said that?

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:12Speaker 03

  Oh, Grease Lightning, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  You like that movie?

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, white people, white people really love Grease.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  That was the first play I ever did, that's how I knew I wanted to do acting.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Grease?

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not a Grease guy myself.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  You're not?

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  No. When, uh, white people start making up words, it really scares the fuck out of me.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  For real?

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  What words?

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  We all come together like Shama-la-ma-la-ma. Once you start, once you guys start going Shama-la-ma-la, ding-ding-ding-dong, right? I start going, oh my god, this is like white joy.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  That's actually a great point.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  It's expressing white joy.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  White joy.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  And we, as minorities, we don't feel that joy.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  I hear you.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  It also sounds like a slur, Shama-la-ma-ding-ding-dong.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  What you call me?

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's one extra that's like, we're not supposed to say that.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you guys start singing and are in pure joy, it's scary.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Well, there's no, there's no wild.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Especially that's, movies what set, where?

• 23:00Speaker 03

  1960s.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  But, but, what, what city?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  The South.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  Los Angeles.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Los Angeles.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Really?

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many minorities are in that movie?

• 23:07Speaker 00

  A lot.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not a single Mexican or a black guy or.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  In the background.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't even, I've, I've, I've paused.

• 23:15Speaker 01

  No, you haven't.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  And looked out, yeah.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  They're at the vending machines.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, see if there's any minorities in the movie Grease.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  They're at the vending machine going, hey, we, do we, do we got any, what'd you say, what was it? I like planes.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Landing stripes.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, landing.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Even just one line, hey, you can't drink in that fountain.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, give them one, it's almost like the Olive Garden commercials, no black people in Olive Garden commercials.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Any, any?

• 23:34Speaker 00

  It said the original film of Grease featured very little racial diversity.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  None. I would say none.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Very little, yeah, that, it's pretty much.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  And there's a Korean slam in there, I, I've talked about this before.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Korean slam in Grease?

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a little, like, see, that's the thing, white people don't even notice it, is what I'm saying.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  What was this slam?

• 23:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not looking for it.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  It's not that big of a slam. It just, it kinda hurt my feelings.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  In our defense, we're not looking for the Korean slams, you know? We're looking to be moved musically.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're looking for the-

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  You bypass, you bypass the Korean slam.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  I'm too focused on Shamalamadindam, and I got no time for Korean slams.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, it's in the slumber party.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  Okay, what'd she say?

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Um, this is my boyfriend doing this. She's showing her boyfriend. This is my boyfriend in Korea, and then one of the girl goes, um, "Oh, you're dating a Korean?" "No, he's in the military, silly."

• 24:23Speaker 03

  No way, they say that.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  No, see if they, see if, that's what they say.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Pull up the whole movie.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  No, it's the bedroom scene. It's the sleepover slumber party scene. Yeah. Here we go.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 07

  Personally, I'm getting rather cheered. Hey, what's that? From Bobby in Korea. You going with a Korean dummy from Marines?

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Quick spot.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's the slam? Sorry. That's not it.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  You're going with a Korean?

• 24:51Speaker 01

  I mean, it's more of a layup, you know, like, she's really just kinda like, you know. Let's hear it one more time.

• 24:54Speaker 07

  Personally, I'm getting rather cheered. Hey, what's that? From Bobby in Korea. You going with a Korean dummy from Marines?

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, alright.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Dummy?

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Circle gets a square.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Dummy, he's a Marine. Dummy.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  He's, yeah. Her face also, you see, she like, she- He did a little bit of a- She winced like, like she was disappointed.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 01

  And then she said it like, with full question mark at the end, like, what? Like, you know there's whites out there.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, is that a slam or no? No.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  I think the dummy, he's a Marine is weird.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  That part.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:26Speaker 01

  Oh, she's calling it.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Dummy, he's a Marine.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, he's not just Korean.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  He's a Marine.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  As a kid out of fantasy.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Marine Korean is a great band name.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Marine Korean.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Marine Koreans, yeah, yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Right?

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  He's Marine.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so maybe it's, maybe I just took-

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Marine.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Cause I saw that movie in the movie theater.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Cool, does the story get better?

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Hold that thought, we'll be right back.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  I didn't tell you.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, forget it maybe.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  I think we know you're right.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  You go by yourself, would you go?

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, with a group of kids.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Great, great, great.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and when that line is said in the theater, and you're, and people are laughing at it.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  And I'm kind of laughing too, like, haha, why would you?

• 26:08Speaker 01

  But nervously, yeah, why would she say that?

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in my mind, it was hurtful at the time.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  One thousand percent.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  His name's also Bobby.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's strange, right?

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  I just realized that.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  That's fucked, actually.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  No, don't, no, be honest.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  I am.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, as a kid, you're watching it like,

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  No silly, yeah.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  Dude, I would say.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Like, why wouldn't it be, what if she said, oh, I would like, yeah, I am dating a Korean?

• 26:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, would they be like, ew?

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Well, sure, because what if you were there with a girl, and she was like on the fence?

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  And then she saw that, and she was like, okay.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  It's a no.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  The movies are right. You know, what am I doing? And she turned to you, and she was just like, I gotta go. You know?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  So that, I mean, people get influenced by that stuff.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't, maybe I took it too.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  No.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  What do you think? No?

• 26:54Speaker 04

  It was weird.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  It's weird.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  It's weird, for sure.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  It's weird for sure, but not, you know what I mean?

• 26:59Speaker 04

  It could, it's, okay, it's weird, but you know what's weirder?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:04Speaker 04

  The Good Will Hunting.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Sorry, go ahead.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  The Good Will Hunting?

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Great movie.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  Matt Damon, he wrote the,

• 27:11Speaker 01

  He wrote the whole movie.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  How you like them apples?

• 27:13Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:13Speaker 04

  Um, Louis C.K. has a joke about that, but like, he said that because he wrote that himself, that's weird. It's kind of the same, not the same thing.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Okay, can I just say something right now?

• 27:23Speaker 04

  Because he wrote that movie himself, so he's like,

• 27:26Speaker 01

  You're doing the,

• 27:26Speaker 04

  How you like them apples?

• 27:27Speaker 01

  It was weird that he wrote that. Yeah, yeah.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  It's not, I don't think so, I don't think it's the same thing.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  I don't quite understand what just happened.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't either. We were going through one thing where it was like,

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Because they wrote that, because you said, um, yeah, so what, I'm dating a Korean? You know what I mean?

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Who you guys voting for?

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Biden.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Trying to break the tension.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Let, let him explain, because it's like, he's drowning a little bit.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Am I?

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  You never, you never seen? Well, you're saying it's weird that, that Matt Damon wrote a line that probably based off his life in a movie that was based off his life? Yeah, cause nobody says that. That he wrote that he was in. Yeah, that, oh, but nobody says stuff like that. Hey, how you like the apples? Right, right. But maybe he heard somebody say that. Yeah. And that's why he wrote that, right? It's pretty gay. Okay, well, and this is what we call having a point of view. Yeah. Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  P O.

• 28:13Speaker 01

  Did you say that's pretty gay, like? That's gonna be your new get it done, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty gay. Yeah.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thanks for your insight there. Yeah, anyway.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  Okay. I'll get that thirty seconds back. Have a candy cane, young boy.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Even George is perplexed.

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Everybody says how about them apples?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. Everyone says that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  You say that?

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Well.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Oh, it's a little toasting here.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I say mango, but you know what I mean?

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a fruit. Yeah, yeah. How do you like them mangoes?

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Who started doing? It's a roll off the tongue as well.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Like Hawaii, you know?

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. More geographical.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  How about white people? What do we say?

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Uh? That's what, apples?

• 28:51Speaker 03

  Oh, apples.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, apples, yeah, that's right. I think, uh, uh, uh, and a red apple is a very Americana thing.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Totally, yeah.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  It's so bad.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Is it Sir Nu- Isaac Newton, right, with the red apple?

• 29:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Was it a red apple or a?

• 29:01Speaker 01

  I think it was a red apple.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Johnny Appleseed. He's not a real guy, yeah. But thanks for coming out today, honey.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Wait, was the apple on the head?

• 29:11Speaker 01

  We read about him. We read about him. He's the friend who goes, we read about him. Fuck, all right. I'm the one who put the books in front of me when I was a kid.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you like all forms of apple, you know, when they, like?

• 29:20Speaker 01

  Green apple.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  No, not.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Apple pie.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  Apple sauce.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna throw out something, so.

• 29:25Speaker 01

  Merry fuck kill.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Raise your hand if you like it.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Merry fuck kill. Apple sauce, apple pie.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  And just regular.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Apple fritter.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Fuck, fuck apple pie.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  Ap- apple cider? Well, yeah, that's sloppy seconds for Asian bigs, though.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I think, I don't know if I wanna marry any of them.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let's just say what you prefer.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Great.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  Oh, well, never mind that, that last part.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  We used to get you to fuck the pie.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Fuck the pie, yeah.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Here we go, thirty-seven apple desserts that make us wanna pick from the orchard.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  But there's also, um, applesauce.

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Ew.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  He said applesauce.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love applesauce.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Who loves applesauce?

• 30:00Speaker 01

  Also, haven't had it, I don't think, in like five years.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love applesauce.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Just by itself?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Oblor? That's good. By itself, but I think you can put it, um, what do you put on it? Like cinnamon sugar and stuff and?

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  You like, um?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  I love apples in salads.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Apples in salads.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  Oh, like walnuts?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Apples and walnuts, would you like that?

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Great, yeah, yeah.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love it.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Apples and honey, Jews dip apples in honey.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  The Jews do?

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, congratulations.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  All right. I thought this was a safe space, but, uh...

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Congratulations.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 30:30Speaker 01

  Congratulations, you found a treat.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  That's a galette.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  That looks delicious. That looks great. Because you know about Catbird, right?

• 30:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  She's a, like, Michelin-starred chef.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Are you really?

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I used to be.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  That's a very cool fun fact.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  Is that cool?

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Where, where? Where are you from again?

• 30:47Speaker 03

  I'm from here, but I lived in the UK. I was over there for a long time.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Is that where you became a Michelin-starred chef?

• 30:52Speaker 03

  I was, yes.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  You worked for a Michelin star, when you say Michelin star, you work for a Michelin-starred restaurant?

• 30:56Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  One star, two star?

• 30:58Speaker 03

  Two and three.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Two and three?

• 31:00Speaker 01

  Where did you work at? Sounds like my Uber rating.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  I lived in the UK for almost a year.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Oh, cool.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Where did you live?

• 31:07Speaker 03

  I lived in London and Cookham, which is just south.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  So, if we gave you a bunch of ingredients, you could cook us something really good, you think?

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Ooh, chopped tiger belly style?

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Like, what's your, like, specialty, you think?

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Um, I really liked beef wellington, so that's why you, like, roll that puff pastry and then put ribeyes.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  I love puff pastry, yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Well, I used to do a lot of patisserie and, like, penno chocolat and all that stuff.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Penno chocolat is opening for Marine Korean.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  It's a callback.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Indigo Bear.

• 31:38Speaker 01

  It's a callback.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't understand how it is. It's so complex. It's so complex.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  So complex.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  That's called a callback?

• 31:44Speaker 01

  That's, wow.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's observational? Give me an observation.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  What's, uh, what is it?

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  What, uh, you ever go to the airport? Who am I?

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Landing Strip.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Seinfeld?

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:58Speaker 06

  You ever go to the airport and you go, and your ticket says D gate, but the plane is parked in the A gate?

• 32:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 06

  And so you gotta walk from D to A.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

• 32:07Speaker 06

  But you've got to, but you go to the bathroom and they say, this bathroom is only for number twos. And you go, well, I thought this is where the dogs go to the bathroom.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Ticket, I make.

• 32:16Speaker 06

  What is the deal with that?

• 32:19Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Very sound.

• 32:21Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  They call it yes and. You kept it moving.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  I honestly thought you were gonna shut down, so mad props.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  But, but, I mean, you went from being a great chef to stand up.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Why? I mean, you're great at stand up and you're really funny and you would, you wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  But Michelin star chef is what he's trying to say, feels like a pretty lucrative set career.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a set career, yeah.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Like you're locked in. If you owned the restaurant.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  It's pretty tricky. I, I went up to like sous chef and I was doing pastry.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  And then it was just hard to, you have to basically own a restaurant and I, I was the only lady in the kitchen and it was very like, it, it came to me like really toxic and it, and it just wasn't.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Do you cry a lot?

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Um, yeah.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Yeah. Is the kitchen more like Chef, the movie with Jon Favreau, or more like Ratatouille, the movie with the rat?

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Oh, good question.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Or burnt.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Or burnt?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Or bear.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Or bear?

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Bear.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  I'd say.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Or the revenant.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Probably bear.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  The revenant.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  Is it like the revenant? A lot of one shots. A lot of one shots.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, the grizzly bear is the head chef.

• 33:23Speaker 01

  Every head chef is crazy, huh?

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, yeah.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  How can you not be?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  You have to be.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  The stress is out of control, I bet.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, so your tolerance, or like you're just, you're constantly operating at like an insane amount of anxiety.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  And you're probably slammed out of, out of control.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  But you don't sleep either. Like we'd start at like five in the morning and we'd get done at 2 a.m. And then most people, cause you don't get paid anything too, so most of the chefs in the.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  You get paid in grilled cheese?

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Not even, cause you're so stressed.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  Can you eat the food?

• 33:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  You can't eat your own food? You're so stressed, you're, you have no appetite.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I lost fifteen, I was fifteen pounds skinnier than I was. I was like sickly when I.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  I'm glad you got back to.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  You're skinny now.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's how stressful.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  All from stress and just anxiety and.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, the chef would like, he would pull my hair during the service.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Um, did you ask for it?

• 34:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  I loved it.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Was the pastry undercooked?

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  It was the only way I could get the salad on time.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Yes, chef.

• 34:22Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  Funny.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow, they get violent.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had a halibut thrown at me once.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, alive?

• 34:30Speaker 03

  Dead, but it wasn't cooked.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If a live halibut was thrown at you, I would try to find water right away, no?

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Thousand percent.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, where are you?

• 34:39Speaker 01

  Get it back to steak.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're gonna eat it later, I don't care.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  No, gotta save it, then go back and get it, then eat it.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In fact, you know, when I ever see like a cooking show, right? And I see them, like, there's a new Korean show called.

• 34:50Speaker 00

  Culinary Wars?

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Culinary Wars, which I love.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  So good.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Whoa, where's?

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  It's such a great show, right?

• 34:54Speaker 00

  I'm binging it.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Me too, it's the best.

• 34:56Speaker 00

  Culinary Monster, season two?

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  But it's all Korean chefs or what?

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah, it's Korean chefs and, you know, they're, so they'll grab your ingredients and it's always like an alive lobster. It's a kill it before.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it, I don't like, that's, why do lobsters make that sound when you boil them?

• 35:14Speaker 01

  I don't like it.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Because they're sad.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  I think, they, I heard it's, it's air escaping from their shell.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  But you hear this.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  It's a sound, yeah.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Which is help in lobster.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Yes, they also, there's, you can see, if you, if you really try, you can see into their eyes and they're like, I mean, right before, like, I, I've seen guys just pull them out of, like, you like this one? And then fucking just snap it off.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I don't know how they do that.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Wild.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  The first time I ever cooked crab, I didn't know that you had to do it alive. And it was like.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  You have to do it alive?

• 35:46Speaker 03

  You have to do it.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Why do you have to do it alive?

• 35:47Speaker 03

  You have to, in the kitchen, you have to boil it alive and then crack it and then pick it.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  But why can't you kill it?

• 35:53Speaker 03

  You can, you should, but it's the.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  We're waiting for them to get old.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  They get sad, yeah.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, let them be like, you know, where they're like ready to go.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this one died naturally, we can eat it now.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  But what do we do? We take the, we take the fresh.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have with Alzheimer's?

• 36:11Speaker 04

  How would you know if they have a disease?

• 36:13Speaker 01

  Great question.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  A great one.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  So you ate them?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Rabies?

• 36:16Speaker 04

  Rabies or?

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Did they get tested?

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  My lobster has rabies, I think.

• 36:21Speaker 01

  Send it back, how do you know? You don't know that it doesn't?

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  My lobster has crabs.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  My lobster has crabs? That's a Judy, that's a Judy Blume book.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  It's actually an indie band.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  After Dear Margaret, It's Me, it was My Lobster Has Crabs. That's how she taught, that's how Judy Blume taught young girls about STDs.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's completely.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  He doesn't know who Judy Blume is.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  By the way, that's every, yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  That's how I learned about my period. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  For real?

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, Judy Blue.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  That's what, that's what it's about.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Crazy. It's great. Um, anything?

• 36:54Speaker 01

  Anything else?

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Any insight? I just seen the movie Hunger.

• 36:58Speaker 01

  Okay, anyway, um, you know what I love is Chop Junior. You watch Chop Junior?

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Ramsey, right? Ramsey? Oh, no. No, it's just chopped, but with kids. So you have these like 12 year old kids coming and being like, I made lemon boulonnais. It's really good. And the judges are just as harsh as they are to adults. So they're like, they're like, oh yeah? Who likes the lemon boulonnais? Caleb? And he's like, my mom, I had my mom try it. She said, my mom says it's really good. And the judge is like, well, your mom's a fucking idiot, dude. This tastes like fucking dog shit.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  And they're like, Christina, your tuna tartare is flat like your chest. And maybe next time. And she's like, I'm only seven. I don't have tits yet. So thanks for the feedback, though.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  I mean, they are just ruthless.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  It's wild.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  The kids take it?

• 37:36Speaker 01

  The kids take it. Well, they're, they're, they find gangster chef kids that are just like,

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  They have a lot of kutsba and confidence that they're like, I'm gonna be the next Chop Junior, I'm gonna be the next Gordon Ramsey, the next Wolfgang Puck, the Wolfgang fuck off, you know?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Wolfgang fuck.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  In parenting, that I think that's important. I would tell my kid if they were on that show, don't cry on TV.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  1,000%.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  And also those kids are,

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't mean anything.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Those kids are the spelling bee kids that like boss their,

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  If you cry on TV, I'm leaving you at the studio.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Oh my God.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  What, Daddy?

• 38:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you heard me.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  You heard me? Don't act like you didn't hear me.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  I know you heard me.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, make the boulonnais.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  Make the boulonnais right now.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Like you did a few times yesterday.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Hey, but Dad, I'm about to go in. No, make it now. In four minutes, but they give us 20 in the show.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Make it in four.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like this.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  You're dead to me.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, push pause. If that was my kid, dude, this is, this is me.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  By the way, that's me when I was,

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  This is me, this is me. Going home.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. This kid, man, yeah, dude. That's Gordon Ramsey's show. Find, find a young cop, like type in like cocky chopped kid or something like there's gotta be,

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Definitely a white kid.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, it's always, yeah. My name's Benjamin, but you can call me B.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  I think, you know what? I think I would have, would you have cried as a kid or were you that sense? I was sensitive.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, if I was on a, I mean, I don't know. My first play was in the fifth grade and I was pretty comfy on stage, but that's like, I knew what I was doing. If I was like succumb, it's also wasn't like, I knew everyone was like, the Wizard of Oz. He was a fat kid in a lion suit. Like, I got to Oz and I asked for ice cream cake instead of courage, you know? But so like, but if I was up on stage and, and people were like, telling me I sucked, yeah, I probably would cry.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think any-

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, I, because I was on the tennis team in middle school. And there was like that little tournament, and there was like people in the bleachers, like, right?

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  And I was serving, I put it and I swing at it, I completely missed the ball. Right? And everyone started laughing. And I looked at them and I literally for the second serve, I did the same exact thing.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  No!

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Purposely.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  Oh, purposely? Is that what you want?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Look at, that's me.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  Was that when that happened, that exact shot?

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if that's that shot, but I didn't give a fuck.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  Good for you.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 39:43Speaker 01

  Little Bobby, look at you, little tennis player, man.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did a lot of sports.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Well, you, you, you look like you're pretty good.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  I was good.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was very athletic.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  I once got pantsed in front of my crush and I cried.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:55Speaker 00

  Wait, girls pants other girls?

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Did the chef do that?

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, if you don't get that fucking, you'll get the fucking milk out now. If you don't get the milk out, I'm gonna pants you. In front of your crush.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  You were bullied in school?

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, but the guy who pantsed me, his name was Ben Gloger.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  A guy? Ben Gloger, oh, so he's gotta live with that.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:16Speaker 01

  So, guess what? Yeah. Circle gets a square.

• 40:19Speaker 03

  And he pantsed me in front of, um-

• 40:22Speaker 01

  Who's your crush?

• 40:22Speaker 03

  The soccer team, well-

• 40:24Speaker 01

  The whole soccer team was your crush?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, pants, it was your underwear too, or just?

• 40:28Speaker 03

  Just my, just my basketball shorts.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  That's enough.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  It's enough, I had granny panties on.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  I mean, you could get expelled from school for that now.

• 40:36Speaker 00

  I do.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  He had to apologize to my dad.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  Did we had-

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Ben Gloger had to-

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Apologize to my dad.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  Wow. Bob's name?

• 40:43Speaker 03

  Mark.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Mark. And his Mark, was your dad like-

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Great dude.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  He, was he already said on like, I'm, doesn't matter how much this kid apologizes, I'm gonna like, make him fear for his life a little?

• 40:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  You love your dad?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  I do love my dad, yeah.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Is he still with us?

• 40:57Speaker 03

  He is.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good.

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Awesome, mom too?

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, yeah.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Your parents still?

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  For your bed, for your sleepy time.

• 41:13Speaker 00

  Sleepy time, sleepy time.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Helix Sleep. I have a bunch of rooms in my house. I have Helix Sleep in all my bedrooms.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Tell me.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  I have guests over, people spending the night, you know what I mean? In a apocalyptic situation, I want people to sleep in the nicest bed they could possibly do.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  It's so easy, dude. It's affordable, it's easy. You take a quiz.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  To see what kind of mattress suits you.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Free shipping, seamless delivery.

• 41:40Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  And Helix delivers your mattress right to your door with free shipping in the USA.

• 41:44Speaker 00

  How free?

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  And, um, happy.

• 41:47Speaker 03

  The Happy with Helix Guarantee.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  What is that, Kat?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  It's a rest easy with seamless returns and exchanges. The Happy with Helix Guarantee offers a risk-free,

• 41:55Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 41:55Speaker 03

  customer-first experience designed to ensure you're completely satisfied with your new mattress.

• 42:01Speaker 00

  Hey, Jaime, you slept over at Bobby's house last night. How was the mattress?

• 42:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, it felt like I slept for 127 hours. You ever seen that movie? Yeah, that's how it felt.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  Doesn't he cut his arm off in that?

• 42:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I still slept like a baby.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 42:15Speaker 00

  Go to helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% off site-wide. That's helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% off site-wide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you. helixsleep.com/tigerbelly.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Your parents are still? Uh, still, yeah, all still alive.

• 42:37Speaker 00

  I know your family, yeah.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Mom, yeah, mom loves you. Mom and stepdad George, and then my dad is, um, in a home in Yakima, but, um.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  What do you mean a home?

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Like an assisted, um, like an apartment, um.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  And when you go there, are you sad?

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  No, because they're all clicking and ticking, man.

• 42:51Speaker 00

  Okay, good.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  I mean, my, my stepdad and mom are, are, um, every time I go home, I, I don't want to say I get sad, but I really try to stay up as late as possible with them. I try to do every, just because I just want.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  I don't wanna, yeah, they're just old. Stepdad's eighty-two, mom's seventy-six. And they feel like they're not going anywhere. Cause my mom always says, I, my, my biggest fear is when you would come, when I would go home and see my mom and I could tell that she got older. And I was like, Mom, you don't feel like that. I mean, you saw my mom in Dallas. She's like, and from when you saw her, when you first met me and taking me on the road, like, she's, yeah, hair maybe a little different color, but same spunky energy. So I, I don't fear that, cause I just feel like, but you know, but every time I go home, it is, more time has passed. And so you can't help but be cognizant of that.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude. I think about it all the time, my mom. Yeah. Cause you go, oh, she's eighty-two now.

• 43:37Speaker 01

  Well, you think about like, people that haven't made it to that, or they get to seventy, like, my dad is, I think eighty-one, and he's not as mobile as they are. But he's still mentally sharp. Like, I can still joke with them and he's, um, you know, he, he, uh, his stories, you know, suck, but, uh, yeah, that's my mom. Yeah, sweetheart.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, just a.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what a great picture.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Was that you?

• 43:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  For your wedding?

• 44:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Who else would? No, wasn't I invited to your wedding?

• 44:02Speaker 01

  You were.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  There's no way I was.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  I swear to God, you were invited.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  There's no way I was, cause I would've gone if I was invited.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  We'll get to the bottom of this.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  I invited you and Andrew. And Andrew texted back and said he couldn't go.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was never invited.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  I swear.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  I was never invited. The way he said it, I think you were.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  I swear you were invited.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Where was it at?

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Arizona.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I was invited.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I know. I don't, I don't remember.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  You couldn't.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't remember the, the invite, but.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  You couldn't go for some reason.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Maybe Andrew went on tour.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  That might've been it.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  What day did you get married?

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Oh, don't ask me that. No, October twenty-ninth.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Nice. Yeah, yeah.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  It was around Halloween. You might've been doing some bad friendship. I saw you a few weeks after or before, and I just remember you saying, I can't go. I remember that.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then I couldn't go?

• 44:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I wanted to.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  Cause Andrew couldn't go. So maybe you guys did have something.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, to where your heart is.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. George, did you get married?

• 44:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  How goes, I wasn't invited to your wedding.

• 44:58Speaker 05

  Uh, it was during COVID. My parents didn't even show up.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. All right, good answer.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  It was like the height of COVID.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Guess who? I, I, who's, who, who's that wedding did I go to? Yours, dude. My guy, man. Yeah. Where? Hawaii. Wow. I went to his wedding. Gilbert, you're married? Yeah.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  I have a great wedding story. I skipped my, one of my best.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Really good one.

• 45:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, guys.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  You got me back, you got me back.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  You got me that earlier dude, and so that's how it feels.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  But you said really.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  That's how it feels.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  But you said.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, in your face dude.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  But you said, but you said really good one.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:29Speaker 01

  And the bit is, does the story get better? So that's the.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did it different, I did mine different.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not even paying attention dude.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, congrats. What did I say about touching me after San Antonio?

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  No, I'm joking, I love you.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Love you too. Uh, well, look at, yeah.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  How, how do you feel about Cat Bird?

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Amazing, hilarious, I love, yeah, that's why I said.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Becoming a fixture at the store.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  And here.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but some of the, uh, some of the employees.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have it out for you.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Oh, why, could you?

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're moving and shaking?

• 45:59Speaker 01

  You're up and coming. Oh, don't worry about it.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  It's just something that I feel, I don't know this for certain. Or, I like to call, you know, I like to call.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Don't even listen, and don't even pay attention to it.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's all hypothetical, but you know how I feel.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  But you know what?

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  You like what I like, know what I like to do.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  Every, every comic, every young comic that are coming up, like, you go through that. You're, there's a weird balance of like, we're all in this together, and, and supportive.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  And then somebody gets one thing and you're like, I hope they fucking, I hope they bomb that fucking Just For Last Showcase.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  And you have to find, you have to find this place where you're like, focused on your shit, putting all your energy towards what Cat is doing. And, and just even if you have to force out smiles of like, I'm, I'm happy for them, just say that, because.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what she does, she, she overcompensates it to the story with a smile.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  Good.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  But she know, there are knives out, right? Are there knives out?

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Always.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there are knives out, right?

• 46:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  I can feel it.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it, I love it.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Welcome to the biz, touch.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, welcome to the biz.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Wait, one great wedding story.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Can I just do mine real quick?

• 46:57Speaker 01

  It's your show.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, go ahead, wedding.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  I skipped my best friend's wedding, because the very first road gig I ever got.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  With me?

• 47:07Speaker 01

  Toledo, Ohio, and Bobby asked me, after we met at the Belly Room at the Comedy Store, he asked me to do a college, first of all, he took me down to the OR and goes, "Do you have 20 minutes right now, could you crush after me?", and I go,

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  And I could not, I mean, I had maybe eight minutes, but I was, I just, in my head, I was like, I think you're supposed to say yes. Cause it's like one of those opportunities you see in the movie, but like, hey kid, can you, you know? And so I went down and he introduced me to Tommy and Tommy was like, I don't think he's ready yet, but maybe, and then Bobby was like, well, when you, could you be ready? And I was like, I don't know. And then he's like, Bobby goes, you should work here. He's like, you should be around here. And I, then I started working there. And then here we are. But so then Bobby wanted me to go on a college with him. Nick Youssef, uh, wasn't gonna be able to do it, could do it. And then he goes, we'll find some other dates. And then sort of see me around more. I'm working there, seeing, you saw me on stage. And then he goes, uh, you wanna come to Toledo, Ohio and, uh, do the road with me. And then if that goes well, we have a bunch of other dates. And it was my best friend's wedding and I go, I can't come.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  And I go, I go, I feel like if I don't, I feel like if I say no to Bobby, I'm never gonna get asked to.

• 48:08Speaker 00

  Question.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  And I guarantee you wouldn't ask me.

• 48:09Speaker 00

  If he said no, but it's like, at my best friend's wedding, what would you honestly say?

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do, I'll, I'll, I'll answer it by a couple of things.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  All right. There was a girl at the store, right, that asked her to do Irvine, right? And she says, cause she had a gig, but it was like not as good. And she goes, I can't do it. Cause a- after asking me a lot to do it, and I may never use her again. Here's another, what? You think that's wrong?

• 48:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Wait, so she, she asked you a lot?

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Gin bailed on a weekend like two days before, Phoenix, right? And I don't think I could ever use her. So I don't think so.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Well, there's honoring your commitments and then there's like, people are trying to make their money and if something comes along, but also, I don't know, like you gotta.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  It, it, here's what it is. If, if I asked.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  If you're really close.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  If I asked you, right, can you open for me, right? And you're like, um, no, I'm opening for Jaime.

• 49:02Speaker 05

  No, that.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right?

• 49:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  So that I'd be like, ah, I, I don't know. I would hurt my feelings. I don't know why.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Or no.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Like cancel Jaime as well.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? Also, you made a commitment to him, Tommy. I don't know.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. What, you know?

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, just say you got sick and rub your stomach like you.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'll be honest with you.

• 49:22Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  The callback.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me, let me, let me answer it in a real way.

• 49:26Speaker 00

  Wait, so this means I can't do dates with you no more?

• 49:29Speaker 01

  No, always, always hit me up. The amount of guest spots I give out are crazy.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Adam.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Always hit me up. No?

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  For him not to go to San Antonio for this make believe stomach ache is not, it's not. I don't think so.

• 49:39Speaker 01

  It is fun to, yeah.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  These kids have to learn, right?

• 49:43Speaker 01

  All right.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  And also, if you skip.

• 49:44Speaker 00

  I'll pull up in a way.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  If you skip.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Original boss.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  My gig for the wedding, I think I would understand.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  I think you would have too.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I would have given it a shot.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  What was your relationship though back then? Not like now?

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  I was a young kid.

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was young. I mean, it was the first time he asked me to go. I mean, we started to get chummy around the store, but like, it was, nobody had asked me to go on the road. And it was, and it was Bobby fucking Lee. So I'm like, what are you, are you kidding me? Uh, and my buddy was bummed, but I just was like, I get one shot at doing what I'm trying to do.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  You also got a, I gave you a lot of shots after that.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  After that, it went great. We had a great hang and he must have given me ten dates.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Couple of years, a year maybe.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Almost three years.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him dates.

• 50:18Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I truly believe that that like, because you had a few people in the rotation, but I did a majority for a few years.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've had some bad ones though.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  No way.

• 50:28Speaker 00

  You guys have a casino one, some weird casino?

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Oh, murder.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  The gambling one.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  You've told our story a bunch.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Murder, bad ones, I don't know what you mean by that. Murder City every time. I was just talking about this the other day, because where was, oh, Stand Up Live. I was just at this weekend for New Year's.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  What a great club.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  What a great club, but I just, and last time I was there, you popped in and did a guest spot and played some bananas.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  But we were talking about, um, when I stopped, uh, opening for you and how, I think it was in Seattle, I wish I saw the voicemail. Bobby left me a voicemail. He goes, hey, I know we're gonna be in your hometown this weekend, okay? Mama's gonna be there? Cool. Hey, cool man. Cool, mama's gonna be there. Yeah, family's coming out? Awesome dude. Take it easy, take it easy. Don't crush too hard. Don't crush too hard. Take it easy this weekend, take it easy. And, uh.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  You have that message still?

• 51:06Speaker 01

  I wish I did. And so, but I, and I was just kinda, you know, I was starting to find a little bit of a groove with a good 20, 25. And, uh, and I remember I asked my girlfriend at the time, I was like, what do I do? I was like, I feel like he's being serious. If I really fucking, if I really go hard, that he's gonna fucking like fire me. And I like, I did my thing. I was like, I just gotta fuck. Whatever happens, happens.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  You have to survive.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, and guess what? You end up doing what he does, goes up there, fucking crushes, and then realizes when he gets off, oh yeah, yeah, it's, they're here for me. You can do what you want. Because I'm still gonna do what I'm gonna do, you know?

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Uh, can I go back to the thing I was gonna say way earlier?

• 51:39Speaker 01

  No, we're good. It's good to see you guys.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I owe you one.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, I owe you another one.

• 51:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Here's, here's why I'm. We would, because we have to remind people what we were talking about.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  Oh, uh.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  About the jealousy thing.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  Knives.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  The store and the knives, right? So I remember, um, there was a comic Freddie Soto. And I, there was this thing called Friday Night Video.

• 52:03Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  It was on NBC.

• 52:05Speaker 01

  It was a stand-up showcase?

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  It was a stand-up showcase. It was in the 90s. And, uh, Henry Cho.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Hosted it or whatever. And, you know, there wasn't a lot of TV back then. So I remember, and Freddie and I knew each other from Open Mic. And then one day he goes, I just did Friday Night Video. And I go. How'd you get that? And he, then he stopped me and he goes. No congratulations first?

• 52:30Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  And I went, you know what, dude? You're right. No, it was fucked up. Congratulations. Because it's like, um, he's my friend.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  And, um, it, it just felt ugly.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, then when he called me out like that, you know what I mean? He was right, you know, because it's like. And eventually I got my own thing, but my point is, is that.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  You made it about yourself.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  I made it about myself.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's gross. You know, but there's a lot of that going on in comedy.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  It's tough, man.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  It's tough.

• 52:55Speaker 01

  Especially now, like, with, like, a clip. I don't want to say a clip can make you, but like, because it can't, but like. It can get you a nice little boost for a week, right? And people going, hey, cool, but it's, the, the fact that some people are like. Probably more outside of our business, they're like, just get a couple TikToks that pop off. You can headline, right? It's like, that's not happening. You definitely, Matt Rife didn't have one TikTok. Yeah, one TikTok that maybe opened the door for others. But it was a flurry, it was hundreds that went viral.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Before he collected this fanbase, but, um. But there is just so much of that, like. Yeah, I don't know, support, but then also like. I'll undercut you.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Is, so that's still going on at, that, that. At the Comedy Store, you think?

• 53:34Speaker 03

  I'd say.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  I wish that guy existed. I think it's years ago.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so. I think so. And I think that the, I mean, in the door guy world, it's like, it's kind of in that vein to, you know, people get spots every week. What spots are you getting? The main room spots or the belly room spots?

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  But I mean, could I say something?

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if you can add on, right? But there's obviously really good guys and guys that are just not having found it yet.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  You are, you're, you are where you're supposed to be.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, why were you laughing? I've been trying to say it in the nicest way.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  I like his way. Bro.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't think the way I?

• 54:15Speaker 01

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• 55:18Speaker 01

  People, dude, Brett Ernst told me when I was at La Jolla with him and Brian Skolow, and I was like complaining about not getting live at Gotham. I was six years in. And we're a half hour special. And he goes, dude, control what you can control. Ride all the time, get on stage. He goes, that's.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  All you can do is what you can do.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  He was, he was, he was, he goes, I'm watching you waste so much time complaining about shit that you have nothing. He's like, what do you think complaining about? It's gonna make comedy central go, this guy's fucking hungry. He's really, he's really, he really wants it, you know? We'll give it to him. We feel bad. He's like, no, when you get to where you're, you know, your, your people are taking notice, or you're doing really well on stage and your other things are happening, coming your way, opportunity-wise. That's when it feel, it just happens. Wrap it up, wrap it up, yeah. So my point is, adamraycomedy.com for my

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  I got my second one. I got my second one. Yeah, two for two, two for two, dude. Yeah, yeah, dude. Alright, I'm gonna win this.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow, the long, wow.

• 56:12Speaker 01

  That was long, I know. I get passionate.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  Everyone has their own path, right?

• 56:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, alright, Kat. But, uh, no, she, yeah, no, she, sorry, sorry. That's so fucked up. I had to do it.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Everyone has their own path, right?

• 56:23Speaker 01

  No, you're exactly right. You're exactly right.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, obviously.

• 56:29Speaker 01

  That's what that meant, that's what that meant. They were singing about everyone's own path.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do a cutoff eventually, okay? Okay. Alright, but not yet.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Oh, good.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Do it in a good timing, though. The timing is important.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  It's an anytime bit.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's an anytime bit, right? So, we're expecting a cutoff from you. Okay.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  So if you're gonna do it my way, it's usually, so if somebody starts it, so if somebody goes like, um, so I go, oh man, this one time, okay. So, in the fifth grade, and then, soon as there's a pause, does the story get better? Right? Because the story, obviously, it's just starting.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  No, but you can't do it because you already done it. Like, this was a new thing.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  That was great.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so what I'm saying, create your own way.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Create your own version.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your own version of it. But don't do it in the next five minutes, do it later.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta wait.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  It's, we don't expect. Okay, okay, I got you. Yeah, okay, okay, good. I wrote it down. I wrote down my interruption. Maybe memorize it, but, okay. Yeah, yeah, so, um, but anyway, you're up and coming, that's good. You know, Andrea Gin just got passed.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Great.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  I was, uh, I was there, um...

• 57:26Speaker 01

  She got passed?

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she, because, you know, a couple of years ago, she was like, uh, I was like, like, I gotta get this, somebody passed.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just, yeah, I, we need more women.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  One thousand percent.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  We need more women at the Comedy Store, right? In my mind, I was like, Leslie Lau, Andrea Gin, maybe.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, yeah, so I pushed it through, and then, you know, Rose said before, because... I'm just, Rose said before, I'm neat, I'm gonna need to see her two or three times. You're right, and so, you know, she, she had Andrea follow Rick Ingram.

• 58:01Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Who destroyed that night.

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Always.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  I mean, every night.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  And then when she got offstage, um, Rose just followed it out and said, you know, I was gonna see you a couple of times, but I'm just gonna pass you. And I cried.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  Whoa, no way.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  He did.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you saw me.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  I cried.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  So did she.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  We both cried together and hugged.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was so excited about it, yeah. That would have been the perfect opportunity for you to cut me off. I was looking at him the whole time, like, bro. No, but that was a good story. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  Nailed it, dude.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Nailed it, dude.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Nailed it.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  I was waiting for it, because I was trying to keep it.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  You were almost kinda keeping it.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was trying to. Emotional. Yeah, emotional, yeah, I was like, this is the perfect time.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  Dude, if he had just gone up like, just like, you know, tick, tock.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  It can't be a wise thing.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  No, no, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  It could be one of these, like.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  Wait, what were you, yeah, there you go, what were you thinking of doing?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. No, no, no, don't do it, yeah, you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Or what if he just put his hood on and pulled the strings?

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you, but you're so successful.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  No, but for real, that was really good.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  I really enjoyed that story.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you really enjoy that story?

• 59:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was, it's, you know, when you see, I get still excited when people, you know what I mean, achieve things.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:12Speaker 01

  So tough.

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel, is that it? Yeah, it was, yawn. It's, it's when? I, I, I know, but.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  That's actually, that's a good one.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a good one, but you.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  The timing's bad.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  The timing was really bad.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  But a.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  It's when somebody was doing something very long and meandering is when you do it.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Cause he just, yeah.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  And we were gonna set you up, but now we know what it's gonna be, so you have to come up with something else. Okay. All right, all right, but don't do it.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Obnoxious yawn, though, is pretty good.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good, yeah.

• 59:37Speaker 01

  And obnoxious yawn is actually, they were gonna open for Marine Korean, but they.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Really good callback. People forgot, but, fuck, I don't know, like, pasty tits or something.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  Oh, choco, choco.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Choco.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  Pasty tits.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Improv stuff, um, you know, choco, I, the first time and only time I ever babysat for a kid, it was my mom's friend, this weird story that made me think, I've never told this. My mom was, uh, I think I was 12, and she's like, you should start trying to get, you know, a job to make some, uh, you know, money, whatever, just like to have candy money, you know, you.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  You're gay. You're gay. You're fucking gay. That's new thing. It's good if the timing was better. Cut back, cut back to the picture of my wedding. Cut back to the picture of my wedding now. That's gay. You're fucking gay.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  The laugh though, the laugh and then you're gay was really good. That was really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Dude, you won a free Jajapi.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, dude, that was really good.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, finish?

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  So, my mom has a friend from Temple and she's newly divorced. And she wants to go out on a date. And my mom goes, "My son animal baby, you see your kid?" Kid is like seven. I show up, I don't know how to do anything. Mom teaches me how to make SpaghettiOs. She goes, "Just watch movies all night, you'll be fine." She goes, "I'm gonna go see Chocolat." I go, "I think it's pronounced chocolate." I said this, I'm 12. She goes, "It's Chocolat." And I was like, "Okay, have a good time." She leaves, I start making SpaghettiOs. Kid locks himself in the room. He's like, "I don't want SpaghettiOs, I want pizza." I was like, "Well, I can't drive you little fuck." So, uh, it's SpaghettiOs or bust. I make SpaghettiOs. I sit down, I start watching TV. He's locked in the room. I fucking, dude, smoke goes off, I burnt the SpaghettiOs. Boom, fire alarms, all this shit.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  Um, burn, it just, he comes out freaking out. Goes back in the room. Takes like a loaf of bread in to eat that. Mom comes back. I'm like, "How was the movie?" I'm just sitting there. He didn't talk to me the whole time. Whole house smells like smoke. She goes, "What happened?" I go. And then before I can even say it, kid runs out of the room and goes, "He tried to lock, he tried to burn the house down and lock me in my room." Wow. I'm 12 and I didn't have like the wherewithal to be like, "That's not fucking true, you little fucking cocksucker," right? And I was just like, "He didn't wanna wa-" you know? And then she was just like, "I'm gonna take you home." And that- Took the blame. Yeah, I took the blame. Yeah. I wish I knew where this, that's what Facebook is for, is to find people like that. Like, I wish I could find him and like- Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 04

  You can't weaken anybody, Bobby's like, "Come on, fucker."

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, that's why I fuck, why do you think I was fucking adding details to the story? The ti- it's about timing.

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  Okay, um-

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Good bits, the timing.

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, the bit- Thirty, you were thirty seconds too late, dude. Yeah. As soon as I said- Yeah. The kid locked himself in his room, you like-

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  Then you say you're gay.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  You could do it again, that's your thing. Yeah, that's your thing now.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  You made it up. What, your closet a gay, man?

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  Dude, get out of the closet, man.

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  Get out of the closet, man. Yeah. No, we're not talking about when you were talking to yourself on edibles last week. We're talking about when you're trying to throw insults to, you know- What else you want? This is the thing- I'm too, I'm too.

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  I'm too nice.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  How long have these been sitting here? We just opened it earlier. Delicious. They're great, right? What? They're from Japan. She, he, uh, Gilbert went to Tokyo. There's, that one is curry rice fries. You wanna try that? What'd you call me? I'll call you gay. This is-

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Call you gay?

• 1:02:55Speaker 01

  This one? Wait, this is curry rice? Yeah. These, I'm not even joking, are unbelievable.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Can I try one?

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  Try the Pringle, hey. Let's try tur- curry rice. Adam, try the Pringles that are oyster flavors. Alright, here- I-

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Not even a fan of oysters, but I trust you. Mmm. Here we go.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Grilled oysters. Wow, is there a way I can like, order, I'm not even joking. I, like, the little fries, like, I wanna bring this home to my wife, too. Can I try the rest of this? Yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  This is chocolate and masc- masc- mascarpone. Mascarpone!

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  Come on, chef.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Sorry, sorry, you're right. And this is-

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  It's real cheese, huh? Yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  Honey?

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  Wow, that's the commercial. This one. Real cheese, huh? Yeah.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Go back to your moms. This one's interesting.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  This is honey and gorgonzola.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  Gorgonzola.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Okay, split that, open that, split that. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, we're gonna split that. That's, wow, that's a combo, a flavor combo I did not anticipate.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  That could be like, nice with some apples and walnuts.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Can I give you a-

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  There he is. Do it a bit.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  I don't know. I'm only two years in comedy, I don't know what I'm doing.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  That's good. Yeah, it's good. Took me a second, you can have the rest. It's kind of a funky cheese. Funky Cheese, opening for Penis and Tits, or wait, what was it?

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  Panachocolat?

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  There it is.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Fuzzy Tits?

• 1:04:16Speaker 01

  Fuzzy Tits, that's actually a great band.

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  Let me ask you something, so Dr. Phil.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  I'm gonna shut the fuck up.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  Hi, okay, I'm sorry, I just.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  You were on Dr. Phil Live, did you get any love from that?

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, remember that guy who called me a retard?

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Who called you?

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  That's Bobby Lee.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  In the audience.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  You don't remember? Someone just called you. Yeah, they're like.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  You were really funny on the episode, that sucks, I'm sorry.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  You know, you said something on, because some guy was like, he's a retard.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I fucked, I fucked that guy up.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got it. What were we gonna say? Dr. Phil, what? I mean, he's not off.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  Great timing. I'm kidding. Just because he said it at a turn doesn't make it fictional. Yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  I don't know about the gorgonzola.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  Me either.

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, questionable. So, um, what I wanted to ask is, um. So, Dr. Phil was a huge success. Yeah. It's over now? And I just started my first theater tour, literally last night in Tucson. With Dr. Phil? No, me, Adam Ray. Oh, good. Who is Meat Theater Tour, adamraycomedy.com. But you. We're going to Detroit, we're going to Vegas, we're going to, uh, two shows at the Wilbur, uh, almost sold out in January, Town Hall in New York, we got, uh, um, there we go. Yeah, Palace of Fine Arts this weekend in San Francisco, we got, uh, the State Theater, we got, uh, Connecticut, we got, uh, DC, we got Albany, uh, mothership for a couple of shows, Detroit, Pantages, the Paramount, and then we're going, uh, fucking Charleston, Vegas at the Wynn in, in, uh, March, Santino's the next night, so come out Bobby, do both.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Uh, Eugene, Oregon, uh, fucking, and then, and then we're going to Australia to do Stand Up and Dr. Phil. Whoa. Gotta go down and do, you guys went Australia, I mean, they eat people up, so. Yeah. And the, the reach out we got for, uh, Dr. Phil in Australia was too high that I was like, I have to go do a few down there, right?

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  Did you like Australia?

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Uh, I've been down there only to shoot a TV show, but, um. Ooh. Yeah. So, what else do you now want in life?

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  Hey, I see you do Austin shows, can I come too?

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  Can you come to the Austin show?

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  I drive to Austin.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  I'll drive. I'll drive with Jaime to Austin.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  To the mothership?

• 1:06:11Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Let me, we'll, we'll talk.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  There's a, a high possibility of that, but if you have a stomach ache again, that's all.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  I'll, I'll push that stomach ache out.

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  Um, what's, what's, uh, what's next? Is that what you asked me?

• 1:06:25Speaker 00

  Hi, but you really cut him off.

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  Really cut him off, dude. He was building some momentum. This was the interview portion of the show.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  I'm gay.

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  I've never seen him reverse. Wow. That was good. Bobby, that was a good one. He just called himself gay.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  Oh, the camera embarrassed good.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't clip that.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  I want people to... You want me to come out gay? I'll come out gay.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  If you sit and you wait.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just do.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  It's another style of comedy. Scowling and sitting.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a deep cut method.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  It's a deep cut method.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are we done?

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  I mean, I'm only two years into comedy, so I don't know what I'm doing.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, great. I used to play the clarinet. Welcome back to Who Gives a Shit.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  So Bobby, I, uh, adamray.com. And, um, I, uh, I'm gonna do, uh, I got some TV stuff in the works.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  That was the best thing ever.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, Who Gives a Shit?

• 1:07:29Speaker 03

  Welcome back to Who Gives a Shit? I want a t-shirt.

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  So, um, yeah. Those are really good ones.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  That was awesome.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Fast, clever.

• 1:07:42Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Speaker 03

  I played the clarinet.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  Steve, I got to my buddy's wedding in, uh, in 2010. I wouldn't, uh, come up with that.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  But yeah, but, but do you remember your...

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  But are you seeing more Hollywood love?

• 1:07:59Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get, uh, you know Netflix is doing a bunch of these podcasts.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  Uh, so they're gonna give me a... They're taking basically existing podcasts, like Workaholics, Chelsea Handler, and just pulling them over and putting them on.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, so... Congratulations.

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  Thank you. I'm gonna do it because it's like the Adam Ray and characters. I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want for Justin, make, you know.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, so that'll be great. And then, um, Adam Devine and I are gonna start a podcast.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be great.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  Awesome.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  You gonna, you doing the boat in February?

• 1:08:28Speaker 01

  The cruise, yeah.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're doing it too?

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. I forgot your. We should, we should probably. What is that? Probably plug that. We're doing the cruise. We're doing the cruise.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  Where are you guys going?

• 1:08:37Speaker 01

  This is important. I don't know. The Bahamas. Yeah. It's Bobby Swartson, Nick Swartson, Bobby Lee, myself, I think are the, the top bills. Yeah. And then Brent Moore is gonna be there. Right. Um, the Workaholics guys. Eric Griffin's not going, is he? I don't know. That'd be awesome, but I don't know. There we go. Yeah.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Where's Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  Yep. Look at that. Catherine Blanford. Yeah. Josh Adam Myers. Oh, the goddamn Comedy Jam. What do we? Oh, Eric Griffin is going. Yeah, he is. Obviously he's gonna be there. It'll be fun. I don't know. Brooks, love me some Brooks, love me some Beth. I love them a lot. But what do we do? I mean, what do you do on a cruise? So I've been on the Workaholics, uh, the, um, Impractical Jokers cruise and the Heather McMahon did one last year. Yeah. And it was a blast. Uh, it's, I mean, you don't drink, so you, it's fine. You, there's, you're gonna do a lot of people watching. There's a lot of, I mean, they're gonna probably pack it full of shows. Yeah, look at that. Pickleball. Tournament? Oh, you're gonna win that. I don't know what deep throat dive is. Deep throat dive sounds like Jaime's, uh, yearbook quote. Are we doing stand up on it? Like that? Yeah, they're very good shows. Yeah, thank you.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  How about that? That's that doo doo tune.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, so that's some sort of carpool karaoke. DJ Party with Blake, yeah, and then Casino, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, during the day, everyone will be walking around just getting fucked up with each other. I think for the guys, people just wanna be on the boat with all of us, you know? That's why you go on these things. I know Burt's cruises were like that, right? Where it's just like, people wanna have, cause you're walking around, unless you're gonna, you know, be a recluse and just stay in your room, um, which maybe you will. No, I'm gonna be out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How, how would you handle that? I mean, it's not that many people too. It's like, I think 2,500 people, maybe? I don't know if there isn't. I think so. That's that many people?

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  That's how many people are in a boat.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  If they sell out, I don't, I don't know how they're selling, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go to thisisimportant.com to get your. Yeah. Here, I'll do this, Adam. Guys. Tony Hitchcock. Yeah, that's Tony Hitchcock. What are you doing, dude? That was Tony Hitchcock. That was Adam Devine. We're really doing it, Red Band. But Adam does have a, no, Adam's got more, yeah, Adam's got a little Jack Black in him though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, real expressive. I think it'll be fun, though. It will. You think you'll fall off the wagon? Oh, no, no, no. Jesus, please, no.

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  But you could go to the pool. Do you like swimming?

• 1:10:39Speaker 01

  I'll go to the pool. I'm very sociable in those kind, these kind of settings. It's also like we go to the spa. We'll hang out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll call you a lot. Yeah. I'll, as much as you wanna hang, I'll hang. Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  You can call each other's room phones.

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  That's always really fun.

• 1:10:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  And then live music from what Mark Ruble.

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  I mean, you did the goddamn, oh, Mark Ruble is incredible. Didn't you do, you did the goddamn comedy jam. What'd you sing? Didn't you do it?

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  I hate it.

• 1:11:04Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  Okay. All right. This is a bad endorsement for the crew. It's a great show. Yeah, just because Bobby, yeah, that does not reflect.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  I just don't like that because it's like, um, um, it's a live band.

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  And, and you know what? It's so funny. I can memorize things. You know what's hard for me to memorize? Lyrics.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  Because you have to think about singing and remember the lines.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  Wow. By the way, cut to him as getting fired from being a music school teacher.

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  So, well, you can be a singer, Robbie, but you have to think of the song, the melody, and the words.

• 1:11:37Speaker 01

  If you think you can do that, then good luck.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Just for me, I'm going to say for my own. No, I don't think, I don't think you agree.

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Wait, but karaoke, what if you had the words in front of it? What if you held the words on your phone?

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's what I always do when I'm on the goddamn comedy jam. I just, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:50Speaker 01

  You want to memorize it?

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can perform it better.

• 1:11:54Speaker 03

  What's your go-to karaoke song?

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  Great, great question.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Um, Creep, probably. I don't know.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Ooh, yeah, okay.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Hard one. It's a hard one, yeah.

• 1:12:01Speaker 03

  Will you sing, how does that one go again?

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm a creep.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm a weirdo.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  People will lose their minds if you just do that on the phone, Bobby. I mean, out, I'm assuming it's going to be outdoors on the, on the Lido Deck.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  The Lido Deck.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  Oh, how fun.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  I think that's what it's called. Or just maybe the regular deck.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  You like Radiohead?

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know who doesn't like Radiohead?

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Who?

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  That guy right there. Alex.

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what he said? Out of curiosity. Yeah, out of curiosity. Uh, Beatles or Linkin Park? Who do you think is better?

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  I mean, I, how do you even answer that?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you can answer it by giving me an answer. Don't say anything, Bobby, don't say anything.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  Well, here's the thing.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh. Yeah, here we go.

• 1:12:40Speaker 01

  Here we go.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  And be honest. Let's say I'm, let's say I'm, uh, Lester Bangs. He was a rock critic. Okay? Hey, so, um, what do you think, um, Adam? Uh, the Beatles or Linkin Park?

• 1:12:52Speaker 01

  Well, Lester, I have a friend who went to high school with the bass player in Linkin Park.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:12:57Speaker 01

  But I did stand-up comedy for Paul McCartney at the improv.

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:13:01Speaker 01

  Um, yeah. I did, and he actually, he waved me over and he goes, he goes, Adam, come on, sit down, sit down, let's have a drink.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  You told me that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Good improv, but anyway, I would, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 01

  By the way, he goes, I go, I'll have a drink, I sit down.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  I know where it goes, Charles, let's move on. But anyway, um.

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  Do you really?

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  I do, yeah. So, um, let's.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  What's better?

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  Beatles.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Bury him.

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  Beatles? What are we even talking about?

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  That's like saying, "Hey, man, would you, would you, would you rather have, uh, you know, um, an orgy with all like perfect tens or a foot job from?" Jaime. Jaime.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 1:13:36Speaker 01

  That's...

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I think that globally, people would agree on that.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  I...

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Anyone with any kind of intel...

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  And that's not, that's not any... That's not throwing any slight or shame to Linkin Park. It's just like...

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  That's gay.

• 1:13:50Speaker 01

  And Linkin Park is good! You're gay. What did I say about Touch Me, San Antonio? That's gay. You're gay.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not the right...

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  Linkin Park. It's not the right time. Linkin Park.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  I'm with you, Alex. It's the right time.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:01Speaker 01

  The Beatles. Go back to sleep.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Go back to sleep, yeah.

• 1:14:05Speaker 08

  I like Radiohead, though. I think I didn't like Radiohead. I just said, I just like, like...

• 1:14:09Speaker 01

  You just like Linkin Park better?

• 1:14:11Speaker 08

  No, no, not, not even the Linkin Park thing.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:13Speaker 08

  I just said for Radiohead, there's like four or five songs that I really like. I don't know, like, their whole...

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  He said, "I can't listen to a whole album."

• 1:14:19Speaker 08

  Yeah, I've never been, just listened through a whole album, like, "Damn, every song on this one was so..."

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  It's fair, yeah?

• 1:14:24Speaker 08

  You know?

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  Who will you do that for?

• 1:14:26Speaker 08

  Well, Hybrid Theory.

• 1:14:27Speaker 01

  Linkin Park. Linkin Park, yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 08

  That, that, just that album. Just that album. Hybrid Theory. Um, it depends. Like, I like...

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  He was saying that that album is better than the White Album. Oof.

• 1:14:37Speaker 08

  No, no, that's not what I, I said. I bet you anything it sold more albums than that album, which we checked, and I was right.

• 1:14:45Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  It's kinda surprising. Yeah, it is surprising.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  I like Chance the Rapper.

• 1:14:49Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:14:51Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  And tomorrow, we'll teach you how to make a, a boat, Cap. Out of paper mache. Uh, yeah.

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  And then I'll eat it.

• 1:15:05Speaker 05

  And then put him in a bag.

• 1:15:06Speaker 01

  Oh, my god. Man, my friend's dad in high school used to make, um, uh, boats to float on the river out of milk cartons.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:15:12Speaker 01

  There was like a thing in Seattle every summer that where, that people would race. They would make, oh, it was a milk carton, um, boat race derby. Or milk carton derby, they would call it. And we'd go down to his basement, and he had, like, fifteen thousand milk cartons lined around Jonathan Stevens's name. His dad's name is Lee Stevens. That's gay. You're gay. You know what?

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  Jaime?

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Jaime?

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Jaime? That part of the show's over. You already, you already did it. We already did it, and now you're being rude to the host. No. No, that's fucked up! No!

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  I I I'm telling you right now, right? It was fucked up. We already did that part. He was like. No, I didn't. No? No. No.

• 1:15:48Speaker 03

  Tell us about the milk cartons.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the milk cartons. There's a race.

• 1:15:52Speaker 03

  Tell us about the milk cartons.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  One of your more.

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  Please, Adam.

• 1:15:59Speaker 01

  Oh, man, someone's got a new character.

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  It's just my Scottish character.

• 1:16:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, so anyway, so he um, he would get mad at us. One time I was like, I took one of them off and then he yelled at me. And then I think he went out and did the race. And the boat fell apart.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  As soon as it got into the lake. I remember laughing so hard.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Don't make it out of paper then, maybe.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like the Titanic. Remember that guy, the billionaire that made that Titanic out of wheat thins and dildos and he went down?

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:27Speaker 01

  Remember? And they fucking blew up?

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:28Speaker 03

  Ocean Gate.

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  Ocean Gate.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  You know.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  Watch that documentary?

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  If we went to, because do we know where the Titanic is? Do they know where it is?

• 1:16:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, Temecula.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  They do know where it is? Yeah. Can can you get down to it and swim around it?

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  No, that's where they were exploring in the.

• 1:16:43Speaker 01

  Nobody got.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  I I did. I was like, really?

• 1:16:45Speaker 01

  I thought that was a pretty good like location joke.

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  Uh huh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  What, Temecula?

• 1:16:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  Pachanga.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  I believed you.

• 1:16:52Speaker 01

  Oh, you believe?

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  Morongo.

• 1:16:54Speaker 01

  Take me away. Remember that's like, I wanna bugger, wanna bugger.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  So yeah, it's in the Antarctica, right?

• 1:17:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  North Pole.

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  North Sea.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Temecula.

• 1:17:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  No, where?

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  But can you go down? Have, it's too far deep for people to explore, right?

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  I, well, they tried, right? No, but they actually, no, they got down there.

• 1:17:18Speaker 08

  You need like a submarine to get down there.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  The Ocean Gate guys got down there, didn't they?

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, they got, they went down a lot of time.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  They just kept go, they just kept rolling the dice, dude.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Not going down there.

• 1:17:27Speaker 01

  They got, they got 21 and the guy was like, hit me.

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:30Speaker 01

  And they was like, you won. He's like, nah, nah, nah, I want 25.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is down there?

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  Um, there's a lot of fish.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  I mean, is there like jewelry boxes or like, I mean, they must, oh, what?

• 1:17:42Speaker 03

  There's people just like.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  We thought you'd never come. Yeah. Do you want some Gorgonzola and Japanese cracker? Because there's probably thousands upon thousands, okay. The thousands upon the thousands of shipwrecks that we can't even get to. Yes. With all these treasures. I would fantasize if I was Aquaman.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  I would go down there. I know, and get all the treasures. Get all the treasures. Because how cool would it be to burst up out of the ocean? Yeah, with pearl necklace.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  That's gay.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, set them up. I set them up though, it's not fair. That's cheating. Yeah, that's cheating. Yeah, yeah. Um, but, you know, to come up with all the treasures. Here's my one thing though. Why are we going down there?

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  Nuclear weapons.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  That, you think that's what's at the bottom of the ocean?

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just learned that actually. That's how we, that we found our first shipwreck was actually.

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  So that's why we're going to like, look at the Titanic?

• 1:18:29Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Is why?

• 1:18:31Speaker 03

  Nuclear weapons, because sometimes we lose nuclear weapons.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  In the ocean?

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  In the ocean.

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:36Speaker 03

  And that's the only reason we went down allegedly to find the Titanic and stuff, because we, we lost a missile.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:42Speaker 03

  A missile? Maybe, maybe, I think.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Can it still go off? I'm sorry. Yeah. It's a dead missile, no? Cap?

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  I don't know much more about that, I just have that.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  You fucking brought it up, so.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, that? It's like the movie The Abyss.

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You ever see that movie?

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever see that movie? No. Oh, you know, James Cameron's The Abyss? He did The Abyss? Yeah. That was like his first movie then, yeah? No. What was his first movie? Uh, Terminator?

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  Avatar.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  No. No, Terminator? Terminator. Two lies. No, Terminator. Terminator. Very Terminator, then Aliens Two. A very Terminator. Aliens Two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With Randy Quaid. He was in that now?

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  With that fucking turtleneck and a seatbelt, yeah. Um, yeah, um, but he did The Abyss. What a great movie. Wow. And Alien he did, right? Alien Two. Wow. Yeah. But The Abyss is goo- you never saw it, huh? No. Oh, yeah. What's interesting about it is, it's just beautiful, that's all. Yeah. What is your favorite? How about this? Everybody at the same time say their favorite movie of all time. No, this is hard. Well.

• 1:19:49Speaker 01

  I know we could go by genre, but just how about this? A movie, okay, I know that is tough, that's. But a movie that like, any time of day, like right now, if we put it on, Oh. you'd consider, you'd be locked in and you'd, you'd, you'd wanna watch the scene and you'd probably be like, we have to turn this off cuz I wanna watch this. Like what, what's that movie? Anytime of day you'll stop and watch at least 20 minutes of it.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  On the count of three.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, mine's, okay, just before, can I just say something?

• 1:20:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  The one I'm gonna yell out is one that like, I don't consider a great movie, but I'll, it's one of those, what you described.

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  Great, yeah.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, ready, go.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  Let's start to get a little spooky. On the count of three, ready? All of us at the same time?

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the game.

• 1:20:27Speaker 04

  What is he, gay?

• 1:20:30Speaker 04

  Okay, sorry.

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  No? No, that was good. That might be the best so far. That was your best one. Okay, on the count of three, ready?

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  One, two, three.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  The Goonies.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  Debbie Does Dallas.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  Enough.

• 1:20:42Speaker 01

  I think I heard everyone's, I heard yours. Yeah, you did.

• 1:20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  Somebody said Goonies? I said Air Bud Four. Air Bud Four. We both went with jokes.

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  What did I do?

• 1:20:51Speaker 01

  Debbie Does Dallas.

• 1:20:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:53Speaker 01

  What'd you say again?

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  Uh, Enough with Jennifer Lopez. Do you guys remember that movie?

• 1:20:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Mine was gonna be Deep Impact.

• 1:20:59Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  Good move.

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, whenever it's on, I just have to watch it.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:04Speaker 04

  He's a chef.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  Is he really?

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:08Speaker 04

  It has a parrot.

• 1:21:08Speaker 01

  Get over here and make that fucking crouton.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  I just love.

• 1:21:11Speaker 01

  Pulling somebody's hair.

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  I love disaster.

• 1:21:13Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 01

  I love. Oh, fuck, you didn't laugh, I thought you were like, yeah, and that was triggering. Oh, fuck, dude.

• 1:21:19Speaker 03

  A single tear just went up my eye. Yeah, I gotta get out of here.

• 1:21:23Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Wasn't LL Cool J in that?

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  He's a chef of a parrot.

• 1:21:27Speaker 01

  We heard you, Jaime.

• 1:21:29Speaker 03

  Of a parrot?

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Uh, LL Cool J is not in Deep Impact. Bruce Willis is.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  What you talk?

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what Deep Impact is?

• 1:21:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, what?

• 1:21:37Speaker 04

  Oh, you know a movie I just confused with?

• 1:21:40Speaker 03

  Boys in the Hood?

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:21:43Speaker 01

  Hilarious if that's what you did.

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  That's a deep blue scene.

• 1:21:46Speaker 03

  I love that movie.

• 1:21:47Speaker 01

  I knew it wasn't shallow.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  That was the shark, the shark camp?

• 1:21:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  Oh, I love that movie. And that hot.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  But it wasn't the movie. Deep Impact, Deep. Deep, deep, bleep, bleep. Bleep, bleep, Deep Impact was a comment, right? God damn, dude.

• 1:22:02Speaker 01

  What, Deep Impact, who's in Deep Impact?

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  Who's in Deep Impact?

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  Elijah Wood's in it.

• 1:22:07Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Deep Impact.

• 1:22:09Speaker 01

  The kid from North.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  Morgan Freeman's in it.

• 1:22:10Speaker 01

  Well, I remember that.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  As the president.

• 1:22:12Speaker 01

  I remember that.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:14Speaker 01

  I lost my debit card on that.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a disaster movie about the asteroid hitting Earth.

• 1:22:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:21Speaker 01

  That was, okay, this, yeah.

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  Oh, and there's that scene where she's with the dad and the, the.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what she says? You know what she says?

• 1:22:30Speaker 03

  What, she said, we're in this together?

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  No, she goes. Daddy.

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  And then the wave hits.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  And they just see that wave.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that gigantic wave.

• 1:22:37Speaker 01

  You had Taylor Leoni in this movie?

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was great in it. I, Robert Duvall.

• 1:22:41Speaker 01

  Come on, man.

• 1:22:42Speaker 03

  This is a great movie.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Deep Impact.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  Oh, so it was a, um, end of the world type?

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I, I'm a big, as you know, if people listening, they know that I'm a big disaster movie guy. I've seen it all.

• 1:22:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:53Speaker 01

  Oof, okay, so maybe that's 2012?

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  You like that one? I loved you, 2012 was fun.

• 1:22:57Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, wait, wait, um, not Ladder, not Ladder 49, oh, oh, fuck, Something 9.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:23:03Speaker 01

  Something 9.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  District 9?

• 1:23:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't, it's not a disaster. Not a disaster movie? That's not a disaster movie.

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  It's Alien, like.

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  That's not a disaster movie. Yeah, yeah, but I'll give you a high five on it.

• 1:23:13Speaker 01

  Let the record show, people are gonna slow that down in slow-mo and see how excited I was genuinely.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:18Speaker 01

  And see how bummed I was in the same moment.

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I would say that, like.

• 1:23:22Speaker 01

  I don't know if, as an adult, you've put a high five up with all your 43 years of enthusiasm? And just to have it thrown fucking right in your face?

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  See, for me, it's like, it has to be a natural disaster for it to be a disaster movie.

• 1:23:33Speaker 01

  Like Twister?

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Twister's a natural disaster movie.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Where does that rank?

• 1:23:37Speaker 09

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• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  Probably in my top 10. Yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah, but for me, it's like, there's cheesier ones I really like to. Perfect Storm.

• 1:24:17Speaker 03

  How about the avalanche?

• 1:24:18Bobby Lee?

  That was a good one.

• 1:24:19Speaker 03

  Oh, Perfect Storm's good.

• 1:24:20Bobby Lee?

  A Day After Tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Great one. Yeah. Another one is Volcano. Ooh. Yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 03

  Pearl Harbor.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  Tommy Lee Jones. That's not a, that's a human being one. Which one?

• 1:24:30Speaker 00

  Do you consider contagion? No.

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  No. But my favorite. Two girls, one cup? Yeah, that's a.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  That's a natural disaster.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But cheating, I heard it's like chocolate pudding. Yeah. Oh, really? They squirted the chocolate pudding before, and then they squirted it out. Hollywood secrets reveal.

• 1:24:48Speaker 03

  Behind the scenes.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is, yeah. But my favorite one was The Core. Haven't seen it. Yeah, so I've talked about this before, but The Core is, you know what it tells me of the premises?

• 1:24:58Speaker 03

  Is it about the core of the earth?

• 1:25:00Bobby Lee?

  The core of the earth starts spinning. It stops spinning. And then what? What they do is they find a machine that goes in the middle of the core of the earth.

• 1:25:07Speaker 03

  Oh, with the drill.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Is a drill.

• 1:25:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think.

• 1:25:09Bobby Lee?

  And then they fucking put like nuclear chain reaction. Cool. To get the fucking metal going. It's really absurd.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  Like Austin Powers, like that big machine.

• 1:25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's in it? Two Face from Batman, what's his name? Tommy Lee Jones. No, no, no, the other one. Dark Knight one. I don't see color. What?

• 1:25:30Speaker 00

  Tom Brady?

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:31Speaker 00

  Tom Hardy.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  I know he has, Aaron Eckhart. Aaron Eckhart.

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 1:25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Aaron Eckhart, so Marisa Tomei's in it.

• 1:25:39Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Not Marisa Tomei, um, Hilary Swank.

• 1:25:41Speaker 01

  Hilary Swank.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Hilary Swank's in it.

• 1:25:43Speaker 01

  Completely different person, yeah.

• 1:25:44Bobby Lee?

  Let me think, um, what's his name, um, Stanley Tucci?

• 1:25:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:48Speaker 01

  Tucci's all.

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  Tucci's in it?

• 1:25:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:51Speaker 01

  That guy.

• 1:25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there he is.

• 1:25:52Speaker 01

  Tucci's.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 1:25:53Speaker 01

  Tucci's in it, should be a great documentary about all the things Stanley Tucci's done.

• 1:25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:57Speaker 03

  Italian food.

• 1:25:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:59Speaker 01

  Oh, that's right, he's a chef.

• 1:26:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:00Speaker 01

  He's supposed to be pretty good, right?

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  Delroy Lindo's in it.

• 1:26:02Speaker 01

  Oh, man, one of my favorite names.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it is one of my favorite disaster movies, because it's so absurd. I feel like we're missing, I think there's, isn't there a Jake Gyllenhaal disaster movie? Yeah, Day After Tomorrow, he said it. Yeah, that's a really good one, too.

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  It is, okay. Man, keep up.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy, see, whatever, you flaked on his gig, I think it's enough.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  Okay. Honestly, I, I, I, I, honestly?

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:23Speaker 01

  Honestly?

• 1:26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Be honest, dude.

• 1:26:26Speaker 01

  I, I.

• 1:26:27Bobby Lee?

  You're tired of it.

• 1:26:28Speaker 01

  So, for real, like, I, I really wanted you to do the shows, and like, I'm not fucking around right now. Like, I, I love Bobby, I love this podcast, I love the whole crew, but it's really pissing me off how much, like, you don't appreciate. I'm not even. No, I, I, I was like.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why are you laughing?

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  I'm not. I'm not laughing.

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's like, enough.

• 1:26:46Speaker 01

  I'm not.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  Enough!

• 1:26:47Speaker 01

  I'm really not, I, I, I, I really wanted you to do the shows, and not only did you not show up, but I had the whole club chanting your name.

• 1:26:58Speaker 03

  Jamie, Jamie.

• 1:27:00Speaker 01

  That's. And, and you didn't show up, and, and the club owner, who I just met, because it was my first time playing the club, was like, where's this Jamie kid? And I go, I don't know, man, and you made me look like an asshole, and, um.

• 1:27:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's just, and it's just.

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  It's just a respecting. And then you're poking me, and you're calling me gay, and like, my wife's gonna see this, and she's gonna be like, what's going on?

• 1:27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:21Speaker 01

  I saw that autistic kid calling you gay, like, what's, you know, what's going on, so, you know. Why are them laughing?

• 1:27:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:27:28Speaker 01

  I don't know, man, but I'm just trying to. I'm sorry, Adam.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  But don't touch him, dude.

• 1:27:32Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, Adam. Only if you mean it, touch me if you mean it. I'm sorry, Adam.

• 1:27:36Bobby Lee?

  Deeper.

• 1:27:36Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 1:27:37Bobby Lee?

  It's a deeper touch. Go through the front.

• 1:27:38Speaker 03

  Deep impact.

• 1:27:39Bobby Lee?

  He likes the frontal. Rubbed.

• 1:27:41Speaker 01

  I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, I'm being serious. The Bobby Lee massage. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Adam.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:46Speaker 01

  Bro, that was a, that was me just fucking with you. Oh. Yeah, we're fucking with you. Can't tell. I love you, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:50Speaker 03

  Do you think, um?

• 1:27:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, another good one, dude. That's gay, bro.

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  I love you. Did you believe me? Oh, that was pretty good. Go ahead, Cat. That's good, alright.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  I was just gonna say, do you, do you think Godzilla is a natural disaster?

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what, I would, I would consider the Godzilla nat- uh, uh, uh, uh, maybe. It's a monster movie, really. Godzilla versus King Kong, did you watch it?

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  I haven't seen it, no.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  It's, I mean. Did you see Godzilla minus one? That's great. That's the first one? Oh, you, wait, wait. I'm sorry. You never saw Godzilla minus one? Plus two. Psych, we got you there, we got you there, we got you there. You're in my new prank show called Fuck You Bobby.

• 1:28:31Bobby Lee?

  Don't watch it, don't, don't watch it. What, what is it about? What? So, Japan, they're still making Godzilla movies. And delicious french fries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they made a movie, this movie, that came out a couple of years ago, called Godzilla minus one. That looks like the best Godzilla. Dude, you have to watch this movie. I mean. Oh, no way! Incredible. Better than American. It's way better than American. No way! Yeah, this movie is- That doesn't even look like CGI. It, it's incredible, dude.

• 1:28:59Bobby Lee?

  It's Japanese. That's terrifying. It's terrifying. And we, we talked about Godzilla, might as well, we'll, you know, recap on it, is, have you seen it?

• 1:29:07Speaker 03

  Uh-uh.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  It's the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where I was actually scared. Like, well, you know, when you see Godzilla with Matthew Broderick on it, right? You're like, oh, dude, you know, he's now turning into like, you know, he's got an oven mitt, he's cooking, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? They, they make up two, you know what I mean? King Kong has a boxing glove, it's like, yeah, they're like- Matthew Broderick's like, my wife Sarah Jessica's a big fan. Yeah. Alright, dude, you're breaking the fourth wall. The audience applause, like, he's our hero! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want that. Godzilla has to be terrifying, and in this movie, he's fucking terrifying. Like, there's a little Japanese boat he's chasing after, and you're like, on the edge of your seat going, did you see it black and white? I saw it black and white. Yeah, you saw it in black and white. Did you see it in the theater, or? Theater, black and white, scary. Wow.

• 1:29:50Bobby Lee?

  And they're, they, they just made a trailer for Godzilla minus zero, I think it's called? Yeah, and I think, you gotta watch this movie. I can't wait.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  What are the minuses about?

• 1:30:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, really, what that is about, really, Godzilla, me either, yeah, yeah. But Godzilla minus one is a much, did you see it? I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, subtitled, but, um, yeah. George, you bored?

• 1:30:11Speaker 04

  No, I'm just-

• 1:30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you seem like you're bored.

• 1:30:13Speaker 04

  Just double checking the-

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're just kinda drifting and, uh, looking around.

• 1:30:17Speaker 03

  It's crazy to think that Godzilla gets in the water, 'cause you never see him in the water.

• 1:30:22Bobby Lee?

  He's a water creature.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:24Speaker 03

  I was seeing-

• 1:30:24Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:30:25Speaker 01

  Cat, can I talk to you for a second?

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:27Speaker 01

  You're embarrassing me.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I see Finding Nemo, why is it, um-

• 1:30:30Speaker 01

  Why is he in the ocean?

• 1:30:31Bobby Lee?

  You know, why is a clownfish in the ocean?

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  Why doesn't he just take a bird tutor?

• 1:30:34Bobby Lee?

  Why is he like hiking, you know what I mean?

• 1:30:36Speaker 01

  Like, fish don't have to swim. Like, it's a choice they make.

• 1:30:39Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, you know what I mean?

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  Well, I always-

• 1:30:41Speaker 05

  Did you miss the first 20 minutes of every Godzilla film?

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:43Speaker 05

  Ever?

• 1:30:44Speaker 03

  I guess so, yeah.

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  Parrot- Parrot should be in the water.

• 1:30:47Speaker 01

  Parrot.

• 1:30:48Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 1:30:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:49Speaker 01

  Wait, what other movies were mentioned when we asked favorite movies you could watch all the time? You said-

• 1:30:53Speaker 03

  I said enough.

• 1:30:54Speaker 01

  Enough, that's right with J-Lo. That's a dance movie, right?

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  No, no, no, it's about domestic abuse.

• 1:30:59Speaker 01

  Okay, uh-

• 1:31:01Bobby Lee?

  You're kind of dancing.

• 1:31:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:31:07Speaker 01

  We'll be right back. Wait, um, did anybody say anything, any like, um, this feels like a Marvel crew, right? They feel like people in here-

• 1:31:14Speaker 00

  Matrix, every time.

• 1:31:16Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:31:16Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Matrix, the first Matrix, yeah, for sure.

• 1:31:18Speaker 01

  First Matrix, yeah, that's-

• 1:31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for sure, you would watch that over and over again.

• 1:31:21Speaker 01

  You know, I saw the first Matrix, Braveheart, and Gladiator in the same week.

• 1:31:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:31:25Speaker 01

  About-

• 1:31:25Speaker 00

  That's historic.

• 1:31:26Speaker 01

  About seven years ago, which is way late.

• 1:31:29Bobby Lee?

  For the first time.

• 1:31:30Speaker 01

  For the first-

• 1:31:30Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  It's missed out, but I've seen Shanghai Knights three times. So, don't ask me how I am who I am.

• 1:31:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm old enough to know-

• 1:31:40Speaker 01

  It's very good.

• 1:31:41Bobby Lee?

  Being in L.A., driving to the Comedy Store for my, um, lot shift-

• 1:31:46Speaker 01

  And then-

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  And seeing the fucking Matrix poster-

• 1:31:49Speaker 01

  Ooh, the poster, ooh, that's cool.

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  Coming out, and I remember going, I wonder what that's about. You know what I mean?

• 1:31:54Speaker 00

  Mind blowing.

• 1:31:55Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't look great, but then I went and saw it and it blew- You would, it came out, I was around when Pulp Fiction came out. We saw it at the Man Chinese Theater.

• 1:32:03Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:32:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, and I remember-

• 1:32:04Speaker 01

  Oh, what a fuck, see it.

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'd go, it just, no one had seen it.

• 1:32:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:07Bobby Lee?

  Waited in line, it was a new movie.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:32:10Bobby Lee?

  And just watching it going, wow, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  Isn't that cool, because how many times do you truly get moved by a movie? Like, where you go in, whether with expectations or not, and you're just like, I can't fucking believe- Jurassic Park, first time I saw that, I felt that.

• 1:32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:24Speaker 01

  Being like, oh- They did it.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they did it.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  They made real. I remember I went with my, uh, my dad and his mom at the time, I think she was ninety six, she lived to ninety nine. And, uh, thanks for bringing it up. And she, um.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  Rest in peace.

• 1:32:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, and she, she screams out the first time the, um, when, when he's like, he pulls Lord Durn's glasses and turns her face. And then she stands up.

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a great scene.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  You know, and does that?

• 1:32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a really good scene.

• 1:32:48Speaker 01

  And then you see the shot of all the dinosaurs. It's the first time you see dinosaurs.

• 1:32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  And that's when he's like, they move in herds. They do move in herds.

• 1:32:57Speaker 01

  You know? And it's quiet and my fucking grandma goes, fake.

• 1:33:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:33:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like the, not opening night, but like the next, like that weekend.

• 1:33:08Bobby Lee?

  How was she mind boggled by the fucking?

• 1:33:10Speaker 01

  Eh, just jaded ninety six.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:13Speaker 01

  Fucking been there, done that.

• 1:33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's a puppet, it's a puppet, so. Yeah, I remember me and Ari Shaffir waited eight hours to watch Lord of the Rings. That's how long I've known Ari. Eight hours? Yeah, for the first one. Oh, you waited in line? Line. And then I remember going, um, I, I gotta go eat, so you wait in line for me. And we'd switch turns.

• 1:33:33Speaker 03

  You take it in shifts?

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were kids then.

• 1:33:36Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:33:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:37Speaker 01

  That movie, uh.

• 1:33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this scene.

• 1:33:39Speaker 01

  Scene.

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  By the way, she still looks amazing.

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she does. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:43Speaker 01

  Lord Darn, man.

• 1:33:44Bobby Lee?

  This is, yeah, she's looking.

• 1:33:46Speaker 01

  Spielberg loves.

• 1:33:47Bobby Lee?

  She's looking at a green ball right now.

• 1:33:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right?

• 1:33:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:50Bobby Lee?

  That, you know, that's how hard I can.

• 1:33:52Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:33:52Bobby Lee?

  She was just looking at a little tennis ball.

• 1:33:54Speaker 01

  Like, look how real, like.

• 1:33:55Bobby Lee?

  It still holds up. It still holds up, yeah. The shadow?

• 1:33:58Speaker 01

  Yes, you're right. There's, there's moments, the T-Rex shit is, because the T-Rex, have you ever watched any of The Making Of?

• 1:34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:03Speaker 01

  Where like, that was like a animatronic, like puppet more or less. And it was raining and they like fucked up shooting.

• 1:34:08Bobby Lee?

  The music's great.

• 1:34:10Speaker 01

  John Williams, uh, probably best work.

• 1:34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:12Speaker 03

  And her little outfit.

• 1:34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:18Speaker 01

  Lost my virginity to that song. And then this guy goes, wait, and then the grandpa, remember he goes, um, he goes, how did you do this? And he goes, I'll show you.

• 1:34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's another movie that you were mind boggled when you saw? I'm gonna pass that, but I'm gonna move on from that. I was like, is there more Adam or what's going on?

• 1:34:34Speaker 03

  Fifth Element was really good.

• 1:34:36Bobby Lee?

  Good one, yeah. Fifth Element was pretty good. Armageddon? Yeah.

• 1:34:39Speaker 03

  Wasn't great, but I liked the, the opercending.

• 1:34:41Bobby Lee?

  Jean Reno was in it, right? He directed it?

• 1:34:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about this? No, Luc Besson.

• 1:34:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:34:47Bobby Lee?

  Luc Besson directed it. Yeah, yeah. Uh. Okay.

• 1:34:52Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:34:53Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:34:54Speaker 01

  It was fun.

• 1:34:55Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:34:55Speaker 01

  Got to wait.

• 1:34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Was Avatar like that? I don't know.

• 1:34:58Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:34:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 1:34:59Speaker 01

  Avatar like what?

• 1:35:00Bobby Lee?

  The first movie.

• 1:35:01Speaker 01

  Was it like what? Mind blowing.

• 1:35:03Bobby Lee?

  Like mind blowing.

• 1:35:03Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:35:04Bobby Lee?

  I think it was, yeah.

• 1:35:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:35:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It was kind of mind blowing.

• 1:35:07Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I think I saw it four times in the theaters.

• 1:35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:09Speaker 01

  Just one more time than Shanghai Knights. Really funny. Jackie Chan was.

• 1:35:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:14Speaker 01

  So funny. Rumble in the Bronx, that's another one I remember being. Best one. Like, I couldn't believe it. I remember the outtakes of Rumble in the Bronx and I was like,

• 1:35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:21Speaker 01

  You fucking kidding me? How could we never, Tom Cruise might be the closest thing white people have to a guy that does his own stunts.

• 1:35:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:35:28Speaker 01

  And truly probably should not still be here. I mean.

• 1:35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:31Speaker 01

  I just watched the newest Mission Impossible and it was like.

• 1:35:33Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it?

• 1:35:34Speaker 01

  Loved it. I love all of them.

• 1:35:35Bobby Lee?

  I loved it too. A lot of people didn't like it. You didn't like it.

• 1:35:37Speaker 01

  I didn't like the last one, but I loved the ones before.

• 1:35:38Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I actually had body tingles.

• 1:35:41Speaker 01

  Dude, the plane, he's fighting people while flying a plane. The story was not the best. How are they supposed to be?

• 1:35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:48Speaker 01

  The stories are, I mean, the story. Great. You're right, and the story should be first. Until this point, you were following for the story. Yes, you were. Yeah, you're right.

• 1:35:55Bobby Lee?

  No, it resonated with me.

• 1:35:57Speaker 01

  The AI?

• 1:35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I liked it.

• 1:35:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, it's time.

• 1:36:01Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was an old school movie magic moment when watching it.

• 1:36:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:36:05Bobby Lee?

  I was turning, I don't know who I saw it with. I turned around and I go, this is great.

• 1:36:07Speaker 01

  But you are right, G, because there, the story was good for the first three or four, and then Tom was just like, let me give a guy a foot job, Jamie style, on the moon. And you're like, what?

• 1:36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:18Speaker 01

  That's gay.

• 1:36:19Speaker 03

  I just saw one Battle after.

• 1:36:21Speaker 01

  We'll keep it in. That's a good one.

• 1:36:22Speaker 03

  I just saw that one at high.

• 1:36:23Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  It was really, really good.

• 1:36:24Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  Haven't seen it.

• 1:36:27Bobby Lee?

  How is that possible?

• 1:36:28Speaker 01

  You're the movie guy. I know.

• 1:36:30Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 1:36:31Speaker 03

  But you'll see it in a few years.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  By the way, do you think people would watch this as a movie review show where we just go, have you seen it? Yeah. How was it? Loved it. Have you seen it? No. I want to though. We should pilot this. We just do this around, or at least, I don't know, an hour and a half.

• 1:36:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, you want, you want to go into detail though? We go to detail?

• 1:36:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:49Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 1:36:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:36:50Bobby Lee?

  What are we talking about? What movie?

• 1:36:52Speaker 01

  The Goonies. What else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, this is good, though.

• 1:36:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a good movie, yeah.

• 1:36:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, good, it's good, it's good. Interstellar, go.

• 1:37:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can I be honest, my honest riff with Interstellar, I just don't understand it.

• 1:37:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about time and riff time or like.

• 1:37:07Speaker 01

  Was that McConaughey and Matt Damon and? Everyone. Everyone, yeah, I.

• 1:37:12Bobby Lee?

  Beautifully directed.

• 1:37:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:14Speaker 01

  Or was it, or was it not even directed? Maybe he just was like, just go out and just. Yeah, alright, alright.

• 1:37:19Speaker 03

  The name itself is confusing.

• 1:37:21Speaker 01

  Totally.

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  I'm like, what is it?

• 1:37:23Bobby Lee?

  I used to watch Christopher Nolan go to the, because he lived on, when he lived on Beechwood, remember? And he would be around.

• 1:37:27Speaker 01

  Would he go to that little market?

• 1:37:29Bobby Lee?

  That market, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37:29Speaker 01

  Oaks market? Oh, no way.

• 1:37:31Bobby Lee?

  And I've always wanted, like, he would be sitting there with his kid eating. And I would go out and go. Hey, I really liked Dark Knight. And just be a fan.

• 1:37:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:37:40Speaker 01

  Why not?

• 1:37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, Memento is life-changing.

• 1:37:46Bobby Lee?

  I really like your work.

• 1:37:47Speaker 01

  Security?

• 1:37:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but you can't.

• 1:37:49Speaker 01

  No, you can't.

• 1:37:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:50Speaker 01

  No, you can. I feel like you could, no? You could.

• 1:37:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:37:52Speaker 01

  You and Michael Bay are tight now.

• 1:37:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's the.

• 1:37:55Speaker 01

  Whoa, that's cool.

• 1:37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Tarantino, like, I've run into him a couple times.

• 1:37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:58Bobby Lee?

  And I've wanted to really just go. Listen, your movies are just, have been such a big part of my life, and it's like.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  I did.

• 1:38:06Bobby Lee?

  It's all to him?

• 1:38:07Speaker 01

  Yes, in Main Room of the Comedy Store, you know, packed Saturday night, hot crowd. And after a joke, everyone, you know, laughs kind of die down, and then one guy just goes. And I go, Jesus Christ, if you could not do that again, that'd be awesome. And then I like roast a little bit more, and then I go, I go, actually, who is that? I would love to see the, the face that's attached to that laugh. And, and he just doesn't say anything back. And then I go, eh? I go, eh, I wasn't expecting a follow-up. I go, it's alright, man, it's tough to be outside. And then I go back into my set, and then I get off, and Emily comes over, Emily La Forge, she was booking the store, and she goes. You know who that was you were talking to? I go, what do you mean? She goes, the guy with the crazy laugh. I go, oh, yeah, that guy was funny. She goes, that's Quentin Tarantino.

• 1:38:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:38:44Speaker 01

  What? I go, is he still here? She goes, yeah, he's, you laughed your whole time, you should go say hi to him. So I walk over to him and I go. Hey, man, I just, he goes, oh, my God, oh, oh, my God, you, oh. Hey, it's fine, are you gonna go to the patio, should I have a beer?

• 1:38:56Bobby Lee?

  He's nice, yeah.

• 1:38:57Speaker 01

  So we go out to patio, about an hour and a half, beer. Couple beers, shooting the shit. He's asking a lot of comedy store questions, just comedy questions in general. And then a few other comics came around, we had a little circle, people were trying to take pictures. Wasn't really into it, and then some kid had a munchies box company and he came up with a box of like munchies and um, and he was like, Quentin, I'd love to give this to you, and he's like, I really take like boxes and stuff, but that's fine. Take it, and then I go, I'll hold it for you, he's like, oh, you'll hold it for me? And then we're sitting there, and we have a few more beers, and then he was like, uh, don't you say it, don't you fucking say it, dude. San Antonio, don't you say. It's not, you don't do that anymore. And then he go.

• 1:39:36Speaker 04

  He's not even paying attention.

• 1:39:37Speaker 01

  Anyway.

• 1:39:38Speaker 04

  Trying to find a photo.

• 1:39:38Speaker 01

  Anyway, so then, then Quentin um, uh, smokes a little J and then goes, and he's about to leave and he goes back, he goes, you still have that munchie box that you were holding on for me? And I go, yeah, and I take it out, and he goes, this is gonna come in handy later, and he goes,

• 1:39:51Speaker 01

  but, but I asked him a few questions about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, because probably only, I wanna say two, that's one of my favorites, that ending scene with Brad Pitt and. It's one of the greatest scenes. It's one of the best scenes. It's so fun, you laugh, it's violent. When he's like, eh, he's like, he's like, you know, uh, what's your name, like, uh, Rex? And he goes, shoot him, Tex, or no, and he goes, uh, he goes, it was something like a Rex, and he goes, I'm the devil. He goes, nah, it's something stupider than that. Uh, and then shoot him, Tex, he goes, yeah, Tex, and then, oh my god, that scene, so I asked him a couple of questions about Brad Pitt and like, I was like, I don't know, man, did he, I go, he's a lot funnier, I think, than he gets credit for, did he improvise in that? He goes, oh, you're gonna let Brad do what he want, remember, you know, obviously, I wrote the movie, the script, but, but Brad, I mean, yeah,

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  if Brad says something, I go, fucking do it, like, do what you want. Wow. And he was like, so I was like, so Brad Pitt improvised in that movie, he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. It's a young me with him.

• 1:40:45Speaker 03

  What, oh my god, is that a fedora?

• 1:40:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was wearing a fedora. Anyway, crazy, but like.

• 1:40:51Speaker 04

  I was so excited.

• 1:40:52Speaker 01

  Man, the store, there's so many.

• 1:40:53Bobby Lee?

  Is there anyone that comes in, because you worked as a door person? Is there anyone that comes in and you're like, holy shit, they're here? Who are the regular celebrities there?

• 1:41:00Speaker 03

  Um, well, I got really excited. This is just fangirl moment, but when Sam Morril was there, I really liked Sam.

• 1:41:06Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:41:07Speaker 03

  Okay, comedian, okay, hey.

• 1:41:09Bobby Lee?

  It's like, hey.

• 1:41:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, you met him here.

• 1:41:14Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:41:14Speaker 01

  Sam is great.

• 1:41:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got really excited. Finesse Mitchell was there. I love Finesse, but I'm just saying.

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:41:20Speaker 01

  I met Dean Del Rey.

• 1:41:21Bobby Lee?

  Dean Del Rey.

• 1:41:22Speaker 01

  The one, the one.

• 1:41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, his clothing.

• 1:41:23Speaker 01

  Look, we're talking about great comedians, but we're.

• 1:41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're talking about stars.

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  Don comedians.

• 1:41:27Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:41:28Speaker 03

  Um, uh, do you guys know Martin Lawrence?

• 1:41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:41:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, he plays there every night, every night.

• 1:41:34Bobby Lee?

  He's a black comedian, Martin Lawrence? Somebody that doesn't play there, that never goes there.

• 1:41:39Speaker 01

  Give you an example.

• 1:41:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:40Speaker 01

  I, I saw Jim Carrey there once. I saw Robin Williams in the OR. I saw fucking, um.

• 1:41:45Bobby Lee?

  Legend.

• 1:41:46Speaker 01

  Uh, Brian McKnight, which was very.

• 1:41:48Speaker 03

  I love Brian McKnight.

• 1:41:49Speaker 01

  Um, uh, shit, who else? Dennis Quaid went to see Brent Morris.

• 1:41:52Bobby Lee?

  I met Leo and Tobey Maguire in the parking lot of the fucking store.

• 1:41:55Speaker 01

  I mean, come on, that's wild.

• 1:41:57Bobby Lee?

  They went there to watch it, yeah? Yeah, they were there, yeah.

• 1:41:58Speaker 03

  Oh, Rihanna.

• 1:42:00Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 1:42:00Bobby Lee?

  Big one, there we go, that's a good one. Yeah, Rihanna.

• 1:42:03Speaker 01

  Going to see Dean Del Rey?

• 1:42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, Rihanna.

• 1:42:07Speaker 01

  Big Dean Del Rey fan.

• 1:42:09Speaker 03

  And, uh, Lizzo, I saw Lizzo.

• 1:42:11Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:42:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, we saw Lizzo.

• 1:42:12Speaker 01

  We saw Lizzo.

• 1:42:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:14Speaker 01

  The store brings that.

• 1:42:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, because her boyfriend does stand up.

• 1:42:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was going up in the belly room and she went.

• 1:42:19Speaker 01

  T.I.?

• 1:42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:21Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:42:22Bobby Lee?

  Rihanna's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:24Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:42:25Speaker 01

  No, no, no. He was doing stand up, but I didn't know if they were dating or not.

• 1:42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, um, so that's it, huh?

• 1:42:29Speaker 03

  And, uh, and, uh, who's the Scottish guy that's a little bit older? Um, and he did a lot of movies with Katherine Heigl, you know?

• 1:42:38Speaker 01

  Oh, um, um, uh, not Gerard Depardieu, um.

• 1:42:41Speaker 03

  Gerard Butler.

• 1:42:42Speaker 01

  No, Gerard Butler.

• 1:42:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:42:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, Jerry, Jerry's there, you know, he is a big comedy fan. He's always there. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:48Speaker 03

  Yes, that's.

• 1:42:49Bobby Lee?

  He, I love him.

• 1:42:50Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:42:50Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 1:42:51Speaker 03

  You call him Jerry?

• 1:42:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, you said that, I tell him, call him that.

• 1:42:54Speaker 03

  Did you call him that?

• 1:42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I do. Yeah, I do call him that. Yeah. Is that wrong?

• 1:43:00Speaker 03

  Jerry.

• 1:43:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:01Speaker 01

  No, it's respectful.

• 1:43:02Speaker 03

  It's not Jihad.

• 1:43:03Bobby Lee?

  Now, some people go, you can call me Bob. I let people, some people call me that.

• 1:43:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:43:07Bobby Lee?

  You call me Bob?

• 1:43:08Speaker 01

  I have, yeah.

• 1:43:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you called me Bob, it'd be weird.

• 1:43:11Speaker 03

  I would be feel weird to call you Bob.

• 1:43:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:43:14Speaker 03

  I don't really see you as a Bob.

• 1:43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:43:15Speaker 01

  I call you Bobo.

• 1:43:16Speaker 00

  I call you Bobby.

• 1:43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bobo, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:18Speaker 03

  Who be?

• 1:43:19Bobby Lee?

  So, go check out Adam Ray.

• 1:43:21Speaker 01

  AdamRayComedy.com, the Who Is Me Theater Tour. It's alive and cooking. And then, you know, again, we have no more Dr. Phils in the States. We have a few in Canada next year and Australia, but that's it.

• 1:43:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I just used Jen Espinol for my thing.

• 1:43:34Speaker 01

  She told me.

• 1:43:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:36Speaker 01

  Awesome.

• 1:43:36Bobby Lee?

  What a great lady.

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  For your...

• 1:43:38Bobby Lee?

  My special, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:39Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, she showed me a picture.

• 1:43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:42Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:43:42Bobby Lee?

  She's so great.

• 1:43:42Speaker 01

  I'm so glad. I can't wait to see that. And...

• 1:43:44Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, but the picture.

• 1:43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:46Speaker 01

  She did you too.

• 1:43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:47Speaker 03

  She did me, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:47Speaker 01

  She, Jen Espinol is a legend and changed my life, you know?

• 1:43:52Speaker 00

  She's a legend. The story she was talking about Mad TV.

• 1:43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:55Speaker 01

  Well, Bobby, think about the impact you've had on my life before we close this out. So, stand-up wise, for sure, right? But then, like, you know, you put in a good word with David Salzman to get the Mad TV CW reboot.

• 1:44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I helped my friends.

• 1:44:08Speaker 01

  But guess what? Then that's how, yeah, that show...

• 1:44:10Bobby Lee?

  I helped my friends.

• 1:44:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, the show was bad, and it shouldn't have been on CW, but I met Jen. And then go, hey, during the COVID, you wanna do some character stuff? And then, you know, changed my life.

• 1:44:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:22Speaker 01

  So, thank you.

• 1:44:24Speaker 01

  Hi, May?

• 1:44:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that cast.

• 1:44:26Speaker 00

  Let's not forget this.

• 1:44:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:27Speaker 04

  I thought you were doing Sam and Maria.

• 1:44:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I thought you were... Look at that cast, dude.

• 1:44:30Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:31Speaker 01

  What did they do to my face?

• 1:44:32Speaker 03

  Amir Kay.

• 1:44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's Amir, yeah.

• 1:44:35Speaker 03

  Is that Chappelle?

• 1:44:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:44:38Speaker 00

  Lacey?

• 1:44:39Bobby Lee?

  That's Chappelle Lacey?

• 1:44:40Speaker 01

  Jeremy Howard.

• 1:44:41Speaker 00

  Jeremy Howard.

• 1:44:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:42Speaker 00

  Fantastic.

• 1:44:43Speaker 01

  Isn't that crazy? We all, dude, we thought we were like, here we go.

• 1:44:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:44:46Speaker 01

  Bringing back Mad TV. The institution and the name alone were like, five seasons minimum, dude. For real.

• 1:44:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:54Speaker 01

  Amir and I walked out of the first table read being like, and the first table read, by the way, was incredible.

• 1:44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:58Speaker 01

  And then they slowly fucking put the handcuffs on the writers, and I go, oof.

• 1:45:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:02Speaker 01

  You can't say that on CW, and go, then what are we doing? And they're like, eh, standards and practice, you can't say that.

• 1:45:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:45:08Speaker 01

  But you can say this, you can do a sketch, you can do this guy a sketch, you're like...

• 1:45:11Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible. I would forget that that was a thing.

• 1:45:15Speaker 01

  You and I coming back, we did some funny shit. Yeah, me and Ike, yeah. You, you find ways around it, but like, it wasn't what, what you guys were doing, you know? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, check out Adam, go to his show. AdamRakeCom.com. Come check us out on the boat. Workaholic. On Workaholic Boat? Workaholic Boat. Alright, bye guys. Bye guys, bye guys.

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