#182 - Joe List and JP McDade

Dear friends of the pod Joe List and JP McDade return to Stavvy's World to help Stav lick his wounds after a harrowing scooter accident. The boys discuss exactly how Stav broke his arm, how Stav begged his doctors for medicine meant for injured NFL players in hopes that he could still shoot his special, how Joe is older and healthier than Stav and JP, the sexual subtext of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," why Kelsey Grammar gets an invite to the cookout, and much more. Joe, JP and Stav help callers including an EMT who hates his clumsy new coworker who makes potentially fatal mistakes on the job, and a woman who's considering spilling the beans about her more successful sister's affair with a married man to their mom. Watch Joe List’s movie Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian: https://punchup.live/joe-list/tom-dustin-portrait-of-a-comedian/purchase See Joe List live and follow him on social media: https://punchup.live/joe-list/tour https://www.comedianjoelist.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@JoeListComedy https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy/ https://www.facebook.com/comedianjoelist/ Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Thanks to our sponsor!! Visible - https://www.visible.com/ use code FRESHSTART to get a Visible plan for $20/month for one year ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:01Stavros Halkias?

  Welcome everybody to Stavros World 904-800-Stav calling. We'll solve all your problems. You may have heard I broke my arm.

• 0:14Speaker 01

  Brace Brothers, activate.

• 0:17Stavros Halkias?

  And now we have JP, now I know how JP lives. And so I just, and we still have to entertain you fine people. So I just figured, let's get my brace brother and one of my best pals, Joe List, on here.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Oh, that's nice.

• 0:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you get to fucking, you get to cheer, Joe.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Thank you. By the way, I'm trying to be, get the title for most frequented guest. And then you brought my biggest rival on. I didn't even gain any footage. It's annoying. I said it to Sarah. I was like, what the fuck is this?

• 0:46Speaker 01

  I'm the Patreon prince. You're the free episode.

• 0:48Stavros Halkias?

  You are the prince of Patreon.

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Well, I got Patreon. I lost my shit and I've never been to Patreon again. By the way, there's a lot of people upset that you've been Patreon-ing them.

• 0:56Stavros Halkias?

  Who are you, you're probably just talking about Ronon. Is that right?

• 1:02Speaker 02

  Is that maybe the only guy you've, I'm trying to think about who your most annoying friend is? I love those moments where you try to, like, what do you call it? Anonymously, and then you just nail it. I'm like, hey, I know someone that's upset with you.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Oh, it's the mentalist figuring out immediately who you're talking about.

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, we're, we're very pre-recorded. What do you want from me?

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Listen, some of us know that our comedy is good enough to go behind a paywall.

• 1:26Stavros Halkias?

  That's right, JP. Yeah, sometimes you gotta pull yourself by your Patreon bootstraps. I'm a comedy Republican. I am a overall leftist, but I'm a comedy Republican. Earn your own keep, okay? No fucking handouts.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Well, that's the thing about comedy. Everyone was like, hey, we're getting rid of all these gatekeepers, which we did. But now the comedians are the gatekeepers.

• 1:47Stavros Halkias?

  And we're maybe the stupidest people of all time.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  We're worse at gatekeeping than the gatekeepers of the world.

• 1:51Stavros Halkias?

  A computer programmed by people that don't understand humanity are now the gatekeepers.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:57Stavros Halkias?

  Like, they decide what goes fucking viral. It was funny that that one guy, that like fat Canadian idiot who's like, trying to be like, who, a Canadian who's trying to be conservative, like, that's how pathetic the state of comedy has got. But now Canadians are being racist.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  It's hard to be that fat and not be funny.

• 2:16Stavros Halkias?

  Who are we talking about? There was a crowd work clip. And by the way, I'm very sorry for my part in this, everyone. I do want to make a, that, I saw that clip and I was like, fuck, I'm not getting into heaven. This is my fault. I was like, I need to commit sapuku on this, on the fucking steps of the comedy cellar.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  We said that before, you're like Oppenheimer visiting the White House after the atom bomb was dropped.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  Harry Truman's like, get that first fucking pussy out of here.

• 2:42Stavros Halkias?

  I'm sorry, I just wanted to promote my YouTube special. I had no idea what I was gonna unleash.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  It's refillable.

• 2:50Stavros Halkias?

  It was just something where a guy accused a completely silent woman of being triggered. He was bombing so bad at crowd work and he was just saying, what are you triggered? And this lady was just being quiet.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  She didn't laugh, she made a face and she just kind of sat there stone faced. And he just like played this whole scenario in his head of like talking to her.

• 3:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  How annoying she would theoretically be.

• 3:09Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly, exactly. It's like you don't, it's like these, these, it's just like this rightward turn to just, that's, the problem is the gatekeepers are algorithms. So now people just do whatever gets you attention.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Right.

• 3:23Stavros Halkias?

  And there's no doubt about it, every algorithm pushes political shit.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  I asked.

• 3:27Stavros Halkias?

  With no question.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  I asked ChatGPT what algorithm thing and it was like, you gotta start with the punchline. Yeah, punchline first.

• 3:36Stavros Halkias?

  A computer was like, let's get the rest.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Hit him with the punchline.

• 3:40Stavros Halkias?

  So you gotta be like, writing her pussy.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Oh my God.

• 3:44Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, so I was talking to this woman and I said, where should I come? It's like Jeopardy style.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:52Stavros Halkias?

  Truly, we have, we have completely flipped.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Do your setup in the form of a punchline.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  That, the people literally took that advice where they start their clips online with the good part and then they get back around, like a Quentin Tarantino, start in the middle.

• 4:06Stavros Halkias?

  Something, a clip like that did get me where a guy was telling a story about Stevie Wonder having guns in his house. And it started with, Stevie Wonder pulls a book from a bookshelf, whole, the whole, now it turns around and it's all yaminery. And he said, he's claiming that Stevie Wonder had a Scooby Doo style bookcase that you flip around and automatic weapons is what he's hiding there.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Is that true?

• 4:30Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know, but it was an awesome story about Stevie Wonder putting a gun in a guy's mouth and they clicked the button and it went bang. Like Stevie Wonder's the Joker, apparently, according to this guy.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  But here's the thing, and no disrespect to any of our friends who have done very good characters making fun of their parents, I've done it.

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  If any of us did a character, repeated character on Instagram or whatever, where it was just like saying things your parents say, 20 million followers in days.

• 4:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  It would be like just refilling that, that is the cheat code.

• 5:03Stavros Halkias?

  If Joe does it, he just keeps saying the N-word over and over again. Get off my frickin' lawn, these fucking blacks.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  They went like Midwest, I don't know.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  They shouldn't be, they shouldn't be riding buses.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I don't like black people, don't you know?

• 5:19Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, we really gotta get him out of the one, the nice Minnesotan lady who actually supports ICE, I think it's good they're rounding up children.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Oh, there's gotta be more than one.

• 5:28Stavros Halkias?

  I bet, I bet there's a chunk of that talk like that that were pro ICE.

• 5:32Speaker 02

  Oh, absolutely.

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  I think the funniest part of Minnesota is how many of nice little like ladies that talk like that were ready to throw Molotov cocktails at cops. Like they are MSNBC moms, now that they, these, they, they're like wearing Che Guevara shirts. These fucking bitches are going full sickle and hammer, it's kinda awesome.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  They're putting that blue dye streak and just loading up the guns.

• 5:55Stavros Halkias?

  I would love to serve in a fucking militia, but like some fat lesbian Minnesotan lady, that would be awesome. Someday, we'll get there in a couple, couple years.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  I stay strapped on the dead homies, don't you know?

• 6:07Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, but yes, we're, I'm licking my wounds here, folks, so sorry to everyone for postponing the special.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  So what happened?

• 6:14Stavros Halkias?

  So, okay, it, there is no way to make this story not embarrassing. I just fell off a scooter. There's no, there was no.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Like Bobby.

• 6:25Stavros Halkias?

  Bobby off a scooter?

• 6:26Speaker 02

  That's how he broke his leg.

• 6:27Stavros Halkias?

  Really, it was a Lime scooter?

• 6:29Speaker 02

  No, but I mean, this is like the 90s, for god's sake. It was one with like rubber tires and fucking, isn't that how Bobby broke his leg on orgasm?

• 6:36Stavros Halkias?

  I don't.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  No, he was playing football. It was, it was like flag football or something.

• 6:40Stavros Halkias?

  They had to change it, so he seemed less gay.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, and then he rode a scooter, that's what I'm thinking of.

• 6:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, he had the mobility scooter, that's what it was.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  And I rewatched it during covid.

• 6:49Stavros Halkias?

  It's pretty fun. Seeing Bobby in fucking, I mean, the comedy is tough, but seeing Bobby in like bedazzled fucking vests.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:57Stavros Halkias?

  It's so funny.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Seven jeans?

• 6:58Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, he's wearing so, yeah, he's wearing like the jeans two chains wears. And he's got, and he's got like a fucking Kangol hat on. Bobby's style of, fuck.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  He was kind of coming out of his black comic era at that.

• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

  He really was. He really was.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Evolution to see.

• 7:12Stavros Halkias?

  But yeah.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  I injured my knee the same way Tom Segura, the same injury the Patel attended, but I was going way faster for the record.

• 7:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. You were, you were a lot more explosive.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, just putting that out there.

• 7:20Stavros Halkias?

  But this, it's, for sure. But dude, it was so stupid where I get to my house in, I drive to Baltimore. I get there a day early because I'm like, oh, I want to spend some time with my family, see my nephew. I had this beautiful Wednesday planned out where I was gonna go play with my nephew, do PT for my back. A different injury that I just have to put on the back burner right now.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Unrelated PT on the schedule.

• 7:40Stavros Halkias?

  I was, I was gonna do unrelated PT at my brother's gym.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  The back burner?

• 7:44Stavros Halkias?

  That's right. Put it on. That's fucking good stuff.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  I'm mercy kill stop.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  His quality of life was zero.

• 7:58Stavros Halkias?

  I got the TV.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I take the podcast. I, I slide into that chair.

• 8:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Good luck getting them out. Keep going, keep going. We have visible, gas has to get, we have to get paid for the invisible. I already spent the twisted tea money. We gotta get this ad out there.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  This show must go on. This show must go on. I'm really leveraged right now. I have a lot of crypto.

• 8:23Stavros Halkias?

  Been dipping, yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 03

  My poker habit is out of control.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  I lost forty thousand dollars in Atlantic City last night.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  I'm selling plasma.

• 8:36Stavros Halkias?

  Oh my God, Eldis fucking, if I died, Eldis would be so sad about his life first and me second. He'd be like, fuck, I have to get a real job.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  We can't do that. We're gonna get you up no matter what, man.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  JP just doesn't have the name recognition.

• 8:53Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, JP, I'm gonna need you to gain two hundred pounds.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  I start adding butter to all of JP's meals.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  Dressing me up in your clothes.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Everybody everywhere Hawaii is.

• 9:02Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis fucking DMs Ben Bankus.

• 9:07Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, I know how we can do this. It's worked for me before. I've shepherded a fat idiot through, made him famous. Eldis pretends he's my manager and he can fucking make.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  I have the blueprint.

• 9:17Stavros Halkias?

  I have the blueprint.

• 9:18Speaker 04

  Come with me.

• 9:20Stavros Halkias?

  And then he starts trying to be a lib. He starts trying to do leftist talking points, half-heartedly, when he's too stupid to fucking even do that.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Eldis is like the director slash butler from Sunset Boulevard.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  I made him.

• 9:33Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, did you lose your camera? It's on the Mac. Oh, okay.

• 9:36Speaker 04

  That's the beep you heard earlier.

• 9:38Stavros Halkias?

  Oh.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  That was the album. Photo booth. It's from a piece of technology from 2004.

• 9:43Stavros Halkias?

  I thought you fucking took his camera away. He was getting too, his profile was getting too big.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  I'm only off-screen now.

• 9:53Stavros Halkias?

  I start bringing different producers to fucking compete with Eldis. I might. We do actually need a backup producer.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Shelby. This is Shelby. He's gonna be doing a couple of episodes.

• 10:03Stavros Halkias?

  Do a Bobby. Bobby's got like six guys for every podcast. We have three, we do a podcast, we have three people. It doesn't make any, we used to have four, we fired one. We had one producer for every person on the show.

• 10:15Speaker 04

  I got associate producers, I got executive producers.

• 10:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he really just, anyone who emails him, he allows him to be a producer, I feel like. Dude, you don't fucking get it. I need multiple people to yell at.

• 10:27Stavros Halkias?

  He is a genius for that, cause he, that is true. We've been the one guy with him before. Both of us have literally done it.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Eldis is gonna hire more producers for that reason. So he can just disperse.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  He's trickling downstream.

• 10:38Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis is shaking in his booth. Cause if we got a, like, part-time producer, it would probably be someone who knows how this works. And they would instantly, within one minute, improve everything. Get a chick with tits.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  Ooh, now we're talking.

• 10:53Stavros Halkias?

  Younger than you're thinking.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  Yeah. Now, now I'm kind of on board.

• 10:58Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis is so misogynist. He doesn't realize a hot woman could also be better at his job than him.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Someone who's easy, easier to sexually harass.

• 11:08Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I'm saying. Eldis is thinking Albanian, this is when the Albanian brain kicks in. Yes, get girl here. She suck dick, she be quiet, good, good.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  She would never get promoted over me.

• 11:19Stavros Halkias?

  No promotion for bitch, I number one. Eldis strong mule producer.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  It is against Islamic law to pay her.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  I'll just get all the money.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  Did I ever tell you there was an old club owner who I think still exists, I'll say his name to you afterwards, but he was of some kind of, I think he meant Greek, Greek actually.

• 11:41Stavros Halkias?

  That makes sense.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  But he was referring to women to me as cunt instead of pussy. He's like, like instead of like, which would have been bad enough.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Like it's a substance.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  He's like, you get cunt, literally. And I was like, what is it? What? He's like, you get cunt back home. And I was like, do you smash cunt at home?

• 12:00Stavros Halkias?

  I was like, I have a girlfriend.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  I get one cunt.

• 12:05Stavros Halkias?

  Oh dude.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  That's the only person I've ever heard refer to pussy as cunt.

• 12:10Stavros Halkias?

  You know, he's trying to make it more positive than negative, I suppose.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  In the British way, kinda.

• 12:16Stavros Halkias?

  It's no cunt. I feel like in the British way, it's almost like asshole.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  It's always singular. It's always like, he's a good cunt.

• 12:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:22Stavros Halkias?

  That it really is just cunt is just asshole in England.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:25Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, that's well trod territory. But it is, it is very funny to see like.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Wait, you're finding out what they call cigarettes? Have you heard this?

• 12:36Speaker 01

  Aldous, Google it.

• 12:38Stavros Halkias?

  That, I mean, that is what the internet has become now is just fun facts from like 20 years ago, over and over and over again. It's like, did you know we're closer to the Roman Empire than the Roman Empire was to Egypt? To like the pharaohs. And it's like, yeah, that was awesome when I saw that on a textbook junior year, but it goes viral every, you know.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  But have you seen boobies spelled out on a calculator?

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. Only 90s kids will know.

• 13:02Stavros Halkias?

  Oh man.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  So you're on a scooter?

• 13:04Stavros Halkias?

  So I'm on a scooter and here's the fucking stupidest, it's always something dumb as hell, right? Where the whole reason I'm on the fucking scooter is because my key, my keypad doesn't work at my house. And my friend has a spare key. She's a 15 minute walk away. Beautiful day. I'm like, I'm gonna go for a stroll. I was trying to be healthy, so I had like pre-ordered groceries to come to my house.

• 13:29Stavros Halkias?

  I was gonna make chicken and Peps to fuel me for the special. Uh, my classic dish, uh, check out Stavi Gets Ripped, everyone. Maccos are insane. New season coming as soon as I heal from this and my slipped disc. Um, anyway, uh, so I ordered, so as I'm walking to my friend's place to get the key, I get the notification that the groceries are about to be delivered and I'm like, fuck, I can't have my, uh, ground chicken and low calorie ice cream melt and go bad. You call up the night rider like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I call the, I wish I had the bat, the bat wing, dude. I wish I could fucking call up and get it. So I see a fucking scooter on my walk. I'm like, great. Pop on the scooter. Problem is it's a windy day.

• 14:10Stavros Halkias?

  I'm wearing a, I'm wearing my, uh, uh, limited edition Marty Supreme cap. And it's a dad hat. It's not firmly on my gigantic head. It's windy, shit's going. I'm like, all right, next red light, I'm gonna stop and get this hat.

• 14:26Stavros Halkias?

  I, I make a light whatever. I see a fucking guy is making a U-turn, so I kinda divot. The guy who's making the U-turn is a fan. He's like, hey, what's up dude? I'm like, what's up dude? And then as I kinda already am making a kinda, uh, risky move, kinda, you know, doing a point on a scooter. The wind takes my hat. I hit a fucking little divot in the road. I instinctively grab my hat. The fucking thing goes into the fucking divot in the road. I fucking bump and I just fucking fly out and I guess I went, I just landed my whole weight. Oh. On my, on my arm and literally I'm like, haha, just a little bruise. Like, you know, for two hours. Guy witnesses this. Guy, that's the, the most embarrassing part. He's gotta feel terrible.

• 15:10Stavros Halkias?

  A fan who looks just like exactly like me, just another fat guy in a, you know, in a flannel or whatever, sees me. And I'm just like on the ground. He's like, it goes from delightful moment to him being like, oh my God. He was like, are you okay? I was like, I'm good. I'm okay. Go away, please. I'm just thinking about my three years of work going down the drain. I'm like. And in my head, I'm like, fuck, is my, cause like, I'm worried about my back. I'm not even thinking about my arm. I'm like, I just fell off a scooter when they told me to be extra careful with my fucking back for now. I fall, I'm like, fuck, what if I can't move again? What if, I had just gotten cortisone shots in my back. I was like, what if that fucks something up?

• 15:49Stavros Halkias?

  Who knows? And I'm worried about my back. And so for two hours, I'm just like, oh, I guess I bruised my arm. And then I just went to do like, to move my arm like this, like, you know, uh, just twist it, pronate it, whatever for those listening. And it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. And I was supinate, and I was like, oh, fuck. And I went to the emergency room, hoping it was just a bone bruise. The doctor at the fucking emergency room misreads the x-ray. Says it's fine. They send me home wrapped up anyway. They're like, go get it. Cause they're like, so now I'm thinking, fuck, it's, it's an MRI.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Thanks Obamacare.

• 16:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, thank you. Thanks, Mondani. Anyway, and so, and so I'm like, fuck, I tore, I tore the ligaments in my fucking elbow. I'm fucked, you know, for, forever. I get a call the next day. They're like, hey, it's actually just broken, which at that point in my head, I'm like, that's actually good news. Cause I'm like, great, put a cast on it. And I'll make a joke out of it. You know, I've had a broken arm before. I'm like, it's in two days. You throw a cast on, I'll be good. And, uh, and then I get there and they're like, oh no, you've got the kind of break that you can't put a cast on. You have to, you have to put it in a brace and you also have to move it four times a day or it'll stick. It, it'll, it'll heal the way it is, but it'll stick the way if you, unless you move it every day, you'll lose your mobility. So I had the kind of-

• 17:10Speaker 02

  Like Keith Robinson.

• 17:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, I'll have stroke arm.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Calvin Pete, straightest driver in the history of the PGA Tour, but go on.

• 17:16Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. Um, anyway, so that's basically what happened. I got fucked. And then I was like, okay, great. So listen, I have a fucking stand up. And all these people are like talking to me. I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever. I'm not, I'm not listening about the long-term stuff. Cause in my head, I'm like, I don't want to lose hundreds of thousands of fucking dollars. Cause I have a huge production about to happen. So I'm like, so anyway, I need you to inject me with that stuff I see they, them put in football players. I was like, can you just inject it? So I'm completely numb in my left arm for two days.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Whatever Hitler was taking in 45.

• 17:47Stavros Halkias?

  What are they, what are they using to keep Joe Biden alive? What are they injecting in Joe Biden's brain stem right before the debates? Put that in my left arm for the special.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Something better than that, I think.

• 17:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, actually you're right. Yeah, you're right. Maybe the first, anyway, whatever. Give me pre, give me sexually harassing 70s Joe Biden juice. Anyway, the point is, I go, I tell this lady like, hey, can you inject me with whatever they get? I literally was like, you know what they give football players when like their ankle is shattered and they still want to play in the Super Bowl? And she's like, what? She's like, what the fuck are you talking about? What do you think real life is NFL blitz?

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Varsity Blues, ladies.

• 18:22Stavros Halkias?

  I'm like, you know, you've seen any given Sunday, right? And she's just looking at me like I'm the dumbest guy of all time. She's like, she's like, oh, no. She's like, just put it on. People break their arms. And then I start crying when she's like, when she's like, you can't.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  I'm eating over here.

• 18:37Stavros Halkias?

  And then I'm like, I wasn't like, huh, huh, but I started tearing up. I'm like, that doesn't exist.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Want to fucking go?

• 18:46Speaker 01

  I didn't know this part.

• 18:48Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, all right, all right. I start tearing up because I start seeing the culmination of my special go down the drain. I'm like, fuck, I can't do it the way I want to.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  I actually love that.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  And why can't you do it like this, though? I don't get it.

• 19:00Stavros Halkias?

  If it was now, I might be able to, but it happened. It was like I break my arm and the next day we have to go set the special up. And the day after that I have to do it. So now I can do this. Dude, the first, the first two days, it was like, if I moved it this much, I was like, ah!

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 19:17Stavros Halkias?

  So, so that's why I was like, give me a fuck. I literally asked her for a nerve block. Which is, you know, which is what happens before they fucking like amputate your fucking.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  I had one, yeah.

• 19:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, they have to do, before they do surgery or they amputate your fucking thing, they give you a nerve block. And she was like, you don't get a nerve block for, because the thing, the worst part is, this isn't that bad. Even though it's a painful injury because I have to move it, it's not a bad injury. It actually heals. It was purely the timing that fucked me. If this happened one week earlier, I just do the special with a brace on.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  You would have been in the middle of the joke and be like, ah! Fucking ruining everything.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  Where's the break? Up here?

• 19:51Stavros Halkias?

  The break is like right, right by my elbow, right under my elbow. And so, yeah, it's, yeah, it's so fucked up.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  Did it go?

• 19:59Stavros Halkias?

  I didn't, it just.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  It's like where this upper inside bone meets the elbow, correct? Because you said radial.

• 20:04Stavros Halkias?

  I think it's a radial head break, something like that.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Oh, radial.

• 20:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  I want those in my car.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Makes you a retarded football guy.

• 20:14Stavros Halkias?

  But, but that, then I did feel like such a, and I did feel like a pussy for crying because I love stand up so much. And then the next day after I-

• 20:21Speaker 01

  It's kind of romantic.

• 20:22Stavros Halkias?

  After I had canceled, after I, after I canceled the special, but, and thank, by the way, I'm really sorry, everybody in Baltimore, but also thank you to the lyric, doing it in Baltimore saved my life because everybody played ball. They were basically like, no, no worries, we'll just do it in July. We found a date that works, July 18th and 19th. Please come out. If you have to get a refund, I get it, but now it opens it up for people that didn't get tickets. Cause we were, dude, we ever sold out four shows at the lyric. Eight thousand fucking tickets for a special. I felt so good. So guys, we still want it so, so full to the brim. Please buy your tickets. I love you Baltimore. And I do love Baltimore because everybody, every vendor, everybody that we had hired, every, like, they were like, no worries, like, you know, I'm out the money that like bringing people over.

• 21:06Stavros Halkias?

  And there were some things I couldn't get a refund on, but at the end of the day, I didn't lose the whole budget, which is what I was worried about. So shout out to my hometown for taking care of me. I love you.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Hey, that was my applause.

• 21:19Stavros Halkias?

  We're fracing loose with those over here. But yeah, so I will, I'll be fine. It's just also the timing is horrible because I postponed the special and then I'm shoot, I, I'm shooting a movie. And I had to just go, I was shooting something where I had to like keep my arm propped up and I took the brace off. Cause like if I can prop it, whatever, as I just don't know, you know, I'm stupid. I just was told them wrong information. And I'm just riffing and I'm like, there's so much fucking-

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Stop filming a movie about cross-country skiing.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  All day.

• 21:50Stavros Halkias?

  But anyway, we'll persevere. Thank you to everybody, uh, for buying tickets, who's, who's bought tickets at the, and sorry to everybody who can't make it to the, to the new one. But it's still going to be a banger, but that's how I got my ass fucked. That's what I get for trying to be a fat man, a 37 year old.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Fucked you in the ass?

• 22:06Stavros Halkias?

  So I was down, I was in pain. The guy came over, fucked my ass.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  I can't imagine if I'm in like driving down the street and like Eddie Vedder is walking by and then just falls and breaks his ankle.

• 22:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  My arm hurts.

• 22:22Speaker 04

  I'm gonna kill myself.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  I'm still alive.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  I just fucked up my arm today.

• 22:34Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, fuck dude. So whatever. It's, it sucks, but uh, you know, people with much harder jobs fuck their arms up. So I'll be okay. Um.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  There's always like a Mexican dude on every job site who's ACL tore 25 years ago.

• 22:47Stavros Halkias?

  It's crazy dude.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  And he walks with like a circular motion of his leg and still works 16 hours a day.

• 22:51Stavros Halkias?

  And he's so strong and he does.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Can carry a fridge.

• 22:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. And he's a 4'2" guy with a, with the weirdest gait you've ever seen in your life. Like a one inch difference limp and he's still, you know, climbing on.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Is he here legally, fellas?

• 23:05Stavros Halkias?

  Ever think about it?

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Maybe think about it.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  He got all the healthcare benefits.

• 23:15Stavros Halkias?

  Something to think about, folks.

• 23:18Stavros Halkias?

  Did you ever, I mean, you obviously have a fucked up, you, you very famously fucked your knee up dunking.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Throwing it down windmill 360, yeah.

• 23:28Stavros Halkias?

  But you missed the whole fucking tour as a result. You missed the bus. So we've, we're really decimated by injury here.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:34Stavros Halkias?

  It's fucking crazy. And Eldis was going to PT for his knee tomorrow.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Good.

• 23:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  I bet you have a meniscus tear or something. People often have meniscus tears. They don't realize it.

• 23:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, it's been fucking give, paint, like in pain for, for a while now.

• 23:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  He was playing hurt at Radio City. He's got the fucked up right knee. I got the fucked up left.

• 23:50Stavros Halkias?

  He, Eldis is the king of weird. He had an ankle sprain that basically he had to move back to Baltimore for, for like six months.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. I just stopped going to my old job and like let my mom nurse me back to health for like four months.

• 24:03Stavros Halkias?

  I just moved to New York and we're, I was taking Eldis in my fucking shitty hun, my 97 Honda Civic.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:10Stavros Halkias?

  I remember that was like my welcome to New York moment was seeing Eldis on all fours going up the steps.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was fucked. It was pathetic too, cause I didn't tell my family for like a week after it happened.

• 24:21Stavros Halkias?

  I was his nurse.

• 24:22Speaker 04

  Let me just see how this goes.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  You can't show weakness to an Albanian family.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  They'll kill you like the runt of the litter. They'll throw you off a flip side.

• 24:31Stavros Halkias?

  Don't spray me or have, have black friends.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  He is lame.

• 24:35Stavros Halkias?

  Or you are out of family.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  But yes, you eldest, so we eldest, and you had some weird shit on your your shoulder all last tour, remember?

• 24:45Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I fell because I was like, like, like, speed walking to get to the Airbnb in Columbia, Missouri. Because I really had to, because I really had to take a shit.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  I was like, walking fast and I missed, I missed the curb.

• 24:59Speaker 01

  He gave me one guess as to why he was speed walking.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  You didn't have to finish that sentence, eldest. Everyone knew why you were speed walking.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  When he gets those hips going.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I fell, I felt like I missed the curb and I just fell on my forearm. And that just like fucked me for like the next two months. No, I made it.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  For all his faults, powerful sphincter on the kid. Have you fucked up yourself in a way that impacted your comedy career?

• 25:31Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I've sprained my ankle. By the way, I'm the oldest one here. I'm the healthiest guy. This is, you guys are coming apart at the same. This is terrible. I sprained my ankle on graduation day, high school. I didn't go to any college, obviously, but the day I graduated, I was all pumped and I was listening, we were playing volleyball and brown sugar was on and I was doing a Mick Jagger and there was like a ditch in the, I think my father put it there. And I just, I was like, fucking brown sugar.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Like a shotgun. And so like, it was very metaphorical or symbolic, like 40 minutes after I graduated.

• 26:03Speaker 01

  The rest of your life, kid's gonna fucking suck now, dude.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  I was just in the hospital and what?

• 26:09Speaker 04

  Oh, it was like your high school graduation party?

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I was like, we finished, we graduated and went straight to my parents' house.

• 26:15Speaker 04

  So you're having a barbecue, you're playing volleyball. Congrats, Joe.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  From here on out, it's all downhill from here. You're a cocksucker.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  And my girlfriend at the time had painted my toenails mint green. And they were like, we gotta take the sock all the way off. And they pulled it off. My father was like, what the fuck is this?

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Put it on, put it back on. You're on your own, kid.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  No painkillers for you.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  And then when I was sleeping, he shaved all my hair off.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Wait till the army gets you.

• 26:47Stavros Halkias?

  You just wake up at basic training, huh? What the fuck?

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Oh, he can enlist. He's a little light in the loaf. The flawed don't ask, don't tell.

• 26:55Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that would be smart to go to your donut, your fucking army recruitment with fucking painted toenails.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  It's like a subtle Robin Williams joke in whatever, whatever movie. It's like, I haven't sashayed since I was in front of the draft board.

• 27:06Stavros Halkias?

  That's right. Oh, is it, is it Mrs. Doubtfire?

• 27:09Speaker 01

  I think it was Mrs. Doubtfire, yeah.

• 27:11Stavros Halkias?

  Harvey Firestein is telling you to be gay.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  No, it's the other one. What's the other one? Where he's supposed to be, he has to be gay.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  In The Birdcage, he plays straight. He pretends to be straight. He walks like John Wayne.

• 27:19Stavros Halkias?

  That's a great, that's a great.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  You get off your horse and you head into the saloon.

• 27:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  And somebody pointed out, which is hilarious, that Robin Williams in The Birdcage and Ace Ventura have the exact same outfit.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  They're dressed exactly the same.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Very funny.

• 27:35Stavros Halkias?

  That is funny because nothing about Ace Ventura feels gay and everything about Robin Williams in that movie feels gay.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Right.

• 27:41Stavros Halkias?

  That's good acting, baby. Cause sometimes the clothes can really fucking.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  It's gay and powerful versus straight and flamboyant.

• 27:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, straight.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Ace Ventura is a flamboyant straight.

• 27:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's straight in like a.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  He fucks the dog shit out of that lady in that one scene. He's really plowing her.

• 27:55Stavros Halkias?

  Courtney Cox.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, he plows her like seven or eight times.

• 27:57Stavros Halkias?

  He does fuck her nice in that.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:58Stavros Halkias?

  As all the animals are there.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Primo Courtney Cox, too.

• 28:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  Now, I had this question the other day. Did that song have sexual undertones before that? Cause now that means sex.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  The mighty jungle?

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:11Stavros Halkias?

  The lion sleeps.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  I guess a woman with an unshaved bush, that's her mighty jungle. It's very, you know.

• 28:15Stavros Halkias?

  In the jungle, the mighty jungle.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  The lion sleeps.

• 28:18Stavros Halkias?

  He sleeps. Does he sleep after getting pussy? Oh, just look this, look the lyrics up.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  It's a rape song.

• 28:24Stavros Halkias?

  A rape song?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, they like put him to sleep, you know, Cosby style.

• 28:27Stavros Halkias?

  They raped the lion.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's sleeping.

• 28:28Stavros Halkias?

  He's sleeping. So Cosby rapes the lion.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  You know that lion rape street joke?

• 28:34Stavros Halkias?

  I don't.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Remember that joke? You know that joke?

• 28:36Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 28:36Stavros Halkias?

  A lion rape?

• 28:37Speaker 02

  There's a lion, he's running in the jungle or whatever, and he's chasing a, I don't know, a rabbit.

• 28:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  And the rabbit runs really fast, and then the lion runs really fast, and the lion gets stuck down a hole, like his head's down a hole with his ass in the air.

• 28:50Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, help me step, bro, I'm stuck. The lion is basically in the dishwasher, in the washing machine?

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:56Stavros Halkias?

  Have you seen that genre of pornography, Jim?

• 28:57Speaker 02

  I have not, no.

• 28:58Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you should check it out. Help me, I'm stuck.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  I will check that out.

• 29:03Stavros Halkias?

  And some guy, he's like, please help. And then somebody just fucks her pussy anyway.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  But then a big bear comes, the big grizzly bear comes and he fucks the lion in the ass. He rapes the lion in the ass and the lion's going, who's back there? I know it's you, bear, you big bear, you piece of shit. And the bear's like, oh, shut up. And he holds his tail up and he comes all over his tail. And then he takes out and the bear's like, I'm gonna chase you down, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna kill you. So the, uh, the bear leaves after he comes on the lion and then, uh, he's going, and then the lion gets free and he's running. So the bear comes across a camper.

• 29:36Stavros Halkias?

  Uh oh.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Campsite and he's scared, oh, and he scares off the human being guy. And, uh, he puts on the guy's hat and glasses and grabs his newspaper.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  And a few seconds later, the lion comes up to the thing and he goes, uh, hey, have you seen a fucking big bear with gum all over his gunk run by here?

• 29:57Speaker 02

  And, uh, the, the bear puts the newspaper down, looks over his glasses and says, uh, oh, the bear that fucked the lion in the ass? And the lion goes, it's in the paper already?

• 30:11Speaker 02

  That's basically the.

• 30:12Stavros Halkias?

  That's a great joke. That's a fucking great joke. I've never heard that, man.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a fun one.

• 30:17Stavros Halkias?

  That's good stuff. It's in the paper already?

• 30:23Stavros Halkias?

  The fact that a lion's talking to a person.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  The existence of newspapers in the jungle.

• 30:28Stavros Halkias?

  That's the jungle where a bear and lion are together.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  They don't live in the same climate.

• 30:32Stavros Halkias?

  A rabbit, not a fucking, not a fucking gazelle or something, whatever. Also that, he knows it's gonna be in the paper eventually. He just can't believe it's made it in there already.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  It's an evening edition.

• 30:44Stavros Halkias?

  He's not eating the guy for strength or anything. Cause he's asking a human being if he's seen a gay bear.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  No, the bear, the bear is in the costume.

• 30:54Stavros Halkias?

  I know, I'm gonna say is the lion, uh, he's not eating a ma- he thinks he's a man. And he's asking him for directions. He's like, he's asking him for help. He's, now this guy's Dr. Doolittle or something.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  I see.

• 31:05Stavros Halkias?

  There's a lot of great elements that only enhance the joke.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. It's, it's good fun.

• 31:10Stavros Halkias?

  It's good fun. Uh, so you, so just the sprained ankle.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Sprained ankle and then I sprained it again later. But yeah, no broken bones. Knock on, uh, knock on.

• 31:18Stavros Halkias?

  There's wood in there.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:20Stavros Halkias?

  Never a break, huh?

• 31:21Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:21Stavros Halkias?

  I know, it feels stupid because a break is a little kid's injury.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 31:25Stavros Halkias?

  Like meniscus, that's a man's injury. You know what I mean? Ligaments, that's for a man.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 31:30Stavros Halkias?

  Break, break your arm off a scooter? I'm on that's what a seven year old does, dude.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  You pull off a razor.

• 31:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude, it's literally like an injury that a fucking grown man should not get.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  I haven't even heard of anyone with a broken arm in a long time.

• 31:43Stavros Halkias?

  I know, it's fucking, I feel so fucking pathetic, but you know, and it really makes you realize how fucked you are. How like anyone disabled at all, how fucked they are.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:52Stavros Halkias?

  You know that on some level, but it's like when you go, and also that every one of us is this close from some crazy shit happening.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:00Stavros Halkias?

  That completely changes your entire fucking life.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:03Stavros Halkias?

  It's fucking insane, dude.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  We're all so close to pulling a U-turn on a scooter with a pothole while pointing out to a fan.

• 32:10Stavros Halkias?

  No, a stupid thing happening due to a series of dumb little events.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Right.

• 32:15Stavros Halkias?

  Could change anyone's life.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 32:18Stavros Halkias?

  You know, but you know, we're again, we're persevering, we're gonna get that shit going and I am addicted to weed in crazy amounts again. Like I just take a hundred milligrams and it feels like I took a 10 milligram.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  You're like, it's for medicinal purposes.

• 32:30Stavros Halkias?

  It really is though now, cause like now I have to fuck it, the pain at night is so bad, I just have to fucking.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:36Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? You have to turn your brain, cause now.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  That's why I was taking the perks the first few nights that they gave me after the surgery, just to sleep. Don't worry about it.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  I bet you could get some.

• 32:45Speaker 01

  What's it worth to you?

• 32:46Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, what, name your price.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Suck him off. Suck him off.

• 32:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I'll just suck your dick if you give me the perks.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  You and Elvis are going ass to ass for my remaining perks.

• 32:56Stavros Halkias?

  I didn't pull it out for air.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  I was about to say that. So funny, but that line is just buried in us.

• 33:02Stavros Halkias?

  Incredible. I mean, Keith David saying that the most evil, like that's Satan. And I didn't pull it out for air Cinderella is like, that's what the devil would sound like. Oh, when he's having fun, that's fun devil, not like.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Cheeky devil.

• 33:16Stavros Halkias?

  Cheeky devil, not like, you know, I guess that's not exactly fun.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Why can't I think of the name of that movie right now?

• 33:21Speaker 01

  Requiem for a Dream.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, God, my fucking brain is fried.

• 33:25Stavros Halkias?

  God, Keith David is the fucking man.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  I almost said Memento.

• 33:28Stavros Halkias?

  Memento's pretty good.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:30Stavros Halkias?

  I love Memento.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Just a totally different movie, but.

• 33:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I don't, is there a black person in Memento? I can't think of one off the top of my head. Pretty much everyone is Joey Pantoliano, the fat guy at the front desk. Does he get, oh, is the tattoo artist black or something? Anyway, look that up, Elvis, figure that out. Did you ever figure out if in the jungle, if there's any sex undertones to?

• 33:54Speaker 04

  Uh, I have the lyrics. We could go verse by verse.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  There aren't a whole bunch of lyrics.

• 33:58Stavros Halkias?

  We can go verse by verse. You didn't fucking pre-look at it while we were having this conversation.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  The first two, the first are like, you know, in the jungle, near the village, a peaceful village, whatever. The third verse is, "My darling, don't fear, my darling. The lion sleeps tonight. Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling. The lion sleeps tonight."

• 34:15Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, so maybe it's about a guy.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  Don't get eaten by a lion undertones.

• 34:19Stavros Halkias?

  Or maybe we're free to fuck.

• 34:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:21Stavros Halkias?

  The lion is sleeping. Cause you can't pause to fuck when the lion, he might smell your pussy, he might smell your cock, you might draw the lion to you, but as he's-

• 34:30Speaker 01

  When a woman comes, she goes, "Oui, I'm away."

• 34:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, and Joe, yeah, exactly. Is that kind of the- Is that the-

• 34:36Speaker 04

  I think so. I'm not seeing anything definitive, but that's the vibe I get. I think Ace Ventura is a big part of it, and of course, all the sounds in the song sound very sexual, right?

• 34:45Stavros Halkias?

  It's kind of the vibe we're not gonna find in the lyrics. It's more vibe and undertones.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Because it became a joke for people of my age. It was like, if you saw two people holding hands, you'd go,

• 34:58Speaker 02

  it was like a funny, like, it became that thing. Now it's, it means sex.

• 35:03Stavros Halkias?

  I've always existed in a world where that song means sex to me.

• 35:06Speaker 01

  You know why? It's spiritually linked with the Little Mermaid song, like, "You got to kiss the girl. Whoa, whoa." It's like a very similar kind of, almost Caribbean fuck song.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  This guy knows Little Mermaid.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:22Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah, yeah. I don't know every other song but that one from The Little Mermaid. Uh, I don't remember the, that one. I remember, obviously, Under the Sea, and Part of Your World is a pretty-

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Part of your world. Is that Little Mermaid?

• 35:35Speaker 01

  Oh, who's gay now?

• 35:36Stavros Halkias?

  I didn't know that was Little Mermaid.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  You knew the gayer song.

• 35:40Stavros Halkias?

  I had this-

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Joe doesn't know, he just listens to Broadway.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  He just listens to Broadway show tunes.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  It's like, well, I put the original cast recording in my, in my CD player.

• 35:49Stavros Halkias?

  Part of your world. I do not fuck her.

• 35:54Stavros Halkias?

  I wanna suck on a man's dick.

• 36:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, we don't need to have it be connected to the joke, guys. You could just, you could just make it gay.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  That's a plug and play, baby.

• 36:07Stavros Halkias?

  That's the million dollar formula. That's the formula, that's the fucking KFC secret blends and spices of Stobby's World.

• 36:14Speaker 01

  Those are the herbs and spices, baby.

• 36:15Stavros Halkias?

  We took that, that's the one thing we carried over from Kump Town. When in doubt, sing something gay. Come on my back.

• 36:24Stavros Halkias?

  Don't clean it off.

• 36:29Stavros Halkias?

  Joe wants to peel it off a couple days later.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  Superman at home.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Like a, like a bear on a tree.

• 36:39Stavros Halkias?

  And it's all gone full circle now with the bear.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  And the bear fucked the guy, fucked the lion.

• 36:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yep, yep.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  That very same bear.

• 36:46Stavros Halkias?

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• 37:25Stavros Halkias?

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• 37:32Stavros Halkias?

  Elders, now have you figured out if there were any black people in Memento?

• 37:36Speaker 01

  That's looking inconclusive. I don't think so. But I gotta search tattoo artists.

• 37:40Stavros Halkias?

  Why don't we get to the IMDb? I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but you know, maybe go somewhere where they list the whole fucking cast and see if anyone's black. I just saw, speaking, oh wait, no, that's Nolan.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  Well, Christopher Nolan is Memento. That's why I think Requiem for, who directed Requiem for Dream? That's, what's his toes? Is that Aronofsky? Who did Requiem for a Dream?

• 38:01Speaker 01

  Is it the same guy who did Dying Darko?

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Oh, maybe.

• 38:03Stavros Halkias?

  I don't remember. Uh, cause I want to say somebody who it definitely isn't.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Cause I always, it is Aronofsky.

• 38:09Stavros Halkias?

  Ah, good pull.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Fun name to say, Darren Aronofsky.

• 38:12Stavros Halkias?

  Darren Aronofsky. Again, shout out to The Whale, one of the funniest movies ever made.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  I saw it on a plane with someone else watching it and I was cracking up at the end. It was more of a funny endings.

• 38:21Stavros Halkias?

  We're laughing so hard. We held hands and laughed at the end so fucking much.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  Was I with you guys? One of you, one of you been watching it?

• 38:27Stavros Halkias?

  I think you were behind us, cause we were next to each other.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  And I, I remember seeing that last scene and hearing you cackle. Oh yeah. It was so fucking funny.

• 38:35Stavros Halkias?

  It was on a trip where all three of us were together, but uh, he's got some bangers though. The Wrestler. You know, Black Swan, great movies. Um, for some reason I was thinking, uh, Memento was thinking fucking, uh, the Wachowskis, but they have nothing to do with that.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  I think that was Nolan.

• 38:52Stavros Halkias?

  I know. I don't know why I'm thinking them. I did see, you're a speed racer? I mean, I know you did.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 38:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's good.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  With, uh, Ayle, uh, Meel Hirsch?

• 39:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, Meel Hirsch.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:01Stavros Halkias?

  They, they re-released it on, uh, 420 on IMAX and we went and saw it. Pretty good.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Oh, fun.

• 39:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. But I'm, I'm shocked you never, cause you're a very sporty guy. I'm shocked you never had any injuries. Uh, you know, cause my, I would, you know, I've, me and my family fucked each other up on.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  I think we're kind of cut from the same genetic line and I, I don't think I've ever had a, a bone break either.

• 39:19Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 39:19Speaker 01

  I've had other injuries. I've had maybe little cracks in my bones, but never like a significant one.

• 39:23Stavros Halkias?

  Any pull, what are we pulling? Hammies or are you just an iron man? Are you fucking Cal Ripken Jr. over there?

• 39:28Speaker 02

  Um, no, no real injury. I mean, I had a calf strain, I think, doing MMA. I remember being like, ah!

• 39:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was a bummer, but that was like not.

• 39:38Stavros Halkias?

  That was you just jacking off, uh, in the locker room.

• 39:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  You were on your toes peeking over the stall to look at someone thinking, ah, cap screen.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  No, I remember doing that, but that was just like kind of a limp for a couple of days. I do yoga, you know, I'm a big stretchy guy.

• 39:53Stavros Halkias?

  You are very healthy.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  I'm about to get into yoga. That's, that sounds like it rocks.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  I've been doing hot yoga the last few days. Yesterday I did it back to back days and then last, yesterday I was so depleted afterwards, just to get the baby and all that. But yeah, yoga rules. And the chicks are just so hot.

• 40:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. You, your great yoga joke. I'm always jealous of it.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Oh, thanks.

• 40:09Stavros Halkias?

  Cause I, I'm, every time I take a yoga class, I'm like, I gotta write a bit about this. And I just inevitably just end up stealing your bit in my head and then they're like, ah, fuck, that's Joe's.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Ah, take it. It didn't do that much for me. It'll be much bigger in your hands.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Fucking.

• 40:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. I just started doing my friends' great jokes from a few years ago and nobody gives a fuck. That's how, that's how artistically bankrupt our industry is.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. No one would even notice.

• 40:34Stavros Halkias?

  People really do. It is crazy how people just ste- steal ideas just non-stop. There's no, on, online there is, it's just the wild west. We're, I think we're probably like 10 years away.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Not even ideas, execution as well. I've seen copies. There's like a Lyft and Uber of the same

• 40:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  viral video for everything.

• 40:51Stavros Halkias?

  It's crazy. I do think we're starting, as it just, as that just becomes what art is, I think clearly the, uh, the defining type of art in, for this, for this like up and coming generation, without question is video editing or just editing in general. Editing was never like the premier thing, but that clearly is like this generation's like rock and roll, in my opinion. Like where it's like,

• 41:16Speaker 01

  Making edits.

• 41:17Stavros Halkias?

  Making edits. Like we are, we are about to produce the best editors ever.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:21Stavros Halkias?

  Because these kids think like editors from the moment, that's how they interact with everything.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  And it keeps getting easier to do.

• 41:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  As this generation gets older, like they're going to be unbelievable.

• 41:30Stavros Halkias?

  But I do think it's going to be a thing like vaudeville where it's like, you know, when comedy first started, you could just, uh, there was a guy who made his career by just sending his agent to go, that's a good gag. Pick that up. Put that in your act.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:42Stavros Halkias?

  That's kind of how people create viral careers now where they're like, ooh, steal that. But I think as this just becomes, cause right now art is controlled by people who disdain short form video content and we don't see it as real art.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:54Stavros Halkias?

  But as they age into controlling culture and society, I think that's when we start having standards on plagiarizing. Internet content.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  I hope so.

• 42:03Stavros Halkias?

  I think so.

• 42:04Speaker 01

  There's a thing, like I had this video get like kind of viral of like doing an impression based on my dad of like an old guy talking about sports.

• 42:10Stavros Halkias?

  I remember. That's a great, that's a great character.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  And then some guy, I won't say who he is, he made a very similar character and in the caption and it's since gone on to become like famous from it. He's like, character inspired by McDade baby. And I commented on it. I was like, so you just took my idea and made it worse? It's like a shittier version of that. And he was like, I won't say, but he was like, you know.

• 42:31Stavros Halkias?

  You tell us if you would like us to put him on blast. I'll fucking tear him up.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  No, no, the attention economy and all that.

• 42:37Stavros Halkias?

  JP is too good a guy. I want to fucking shit on this guy publicly, dude. Fuck you, dude. JP won't let me do it, but everybody say fuck you to this guy.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Make one of the theoretical guy.

• 42:48Stavros Halkias?

  Go pick, go find. No, it wasn't him. Bleep that out. We've already taken enough shots on this episode.

• 42:56Stavros Halkias?

  We don't need to fucking, then really hide it. Cause I know you're bad at your job. Don't make it be a short bleep where everybody can see my mouth clearly. Anyway, whatever. Who fucking cares?

• 43:09Speaker 01

  Everything sucks and we're all good.

• 43:10Stavros Halkias?

  But I did, dude, and you know what? The best part though was the first couple of days after break when I did cancel the special, I was like, I just had three days of sitting on my couch with my arm iced and just watching movies. I was like, fuck. Was it breaking my arm? Like these three days are the best days I've had. Cause I just got to chill. I didn't have responsibilities. I could watch some fucking movies.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  It's like COVID, when COVID started, I was like, this is exactly what I needed.

• 43:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For real. And now I have a fucking week between for off on the movie. And we gotta do some podcasts and shit. Cause again, no broken arm is going to stop me from entertaining you guys while you do your dishes and walk your dog. Okay?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Even with a broken bone, Stavros can sit in the chair with his feet up and talk about cum.

• 43:56Stavros Halkias?

  No properly braced bone break is gonna stop me.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  The surgeons are like, you're not cleared to sit in the chair and podcast. Don't even think about it.

• 44:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. To laugh at a lion getting his ass fucked. You're not cleared to chuckle at a bear fucking a lion in the ass.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  How would it be in the paper that quick?

• 44:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  Just happened.

• 44:16Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it just shows you the state of journalism in this country, man. When they wrote that joke, that was feasible.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  It's not about who's right, it's about who's first.

• 44:23Stavros Halkias?

  We don't have gay, our gay sex forest, uh, division of the New York Times has been slashed. Ever since Bezos bought it, no one's reporting on animals fucking on their, on each other's asses anymore.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  I'm off social media, deleted off my phone, I got no social media on my phone.

• 44:38Stavros Halkias?

  That must feel incredible.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Pretty good, it's pretty great.

• 44:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I did that for, I did that too for, for the week, for the week where I was like, don't fucking, you know, when I, when you break, when you do something as fucked up, as shitty as like postpone a special, I was like, I don't need to be on the internet for people being mad at me. Um, so I took it off and I think I'm gonna just keep it.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  It's great.

• 44:59Stavros Halkias?

  Cause I, for a week I didn't have it and then I, I put it back on for, I think I wanted to like post, I think I put it back on just to post, I don't know, some, some postponement thing. And then there was some reason last week I had to take it back. And for a day I had just had it on my phone and I was so unhappy and I was like, alright, it's gone. I don't give a fuck, I'll just can post, somebody else can fucking post. But yeah, dude, I'm gonna just fucking sit here, broken, you know, sit up, feet up. I'm, I think I'm gonna go over all of Scorsese's, uh, filmography.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  Just Howard Hughes the whole time, just piss in jars, watch everything, including the Aviator.

• 45:37Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah, I wanted to, I'm gonna, I've never, cause I've seen all the gun stuff, but I didn't, I'm like,

• 45:42Speaker 02

  Gun stuff?

• 45:43Stavros Halkias?

  You know, all the mafia movies, all the like cool fun ones, but I've,

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Producing Goodfellas to gun stuff is really,

• 45:49Stavros Halkias?

  No, but what I'm saying is Scorsese is such a, of, uh, a varied filmmaker.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 45:55Stavros Halkias?

  That I love all his, and not just the, you know, obviously I've seen all the fun ones. To me, all the fun ones is the crime genre and then after hours and a, but I just, you know, I never saw,

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Age of Innocence?

• 46:06Stavros Halkias?

  Age of Innocence, even New York, New York, cause it's hard to find.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:09Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, I wanna see that one.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  It's hard to watch.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  His like, his Jesus movie or something, you know?

• 46:14Stavros Halkias?

  I did see, I did see Last Temptation of Christ, cause I, I got, I got really into that book, uh,

• 46:19Speaker 01

  The Bible?

• 46:19Stavros Halkias?

  No. Nah, that ain't me, brother. Well, I, I was reading it basically in my like annoying, uh, you know, fucking Ricky Gervais style atheist.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Just got,

• 46:31Stavros Halkias?

  Period.

• 46:34Stavros Halkias?

  No, but, but I, and it was, you know, he's a Greek all Kazazaki is like a classic Greek.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  Love the sauce.

• 46:41Stavros Halkias?

  So I was like, all right, let me fucking read last time. And it was a great book. And I was, that was the summer I had, I was working at Blockbuster.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  It's about fucking.

• 46:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, pretty much. It's basically like, come on. That's the song that was playing when Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene in the book. Ooh, that would be a funny edit. Um, I don't remember if he fucks her in the, and then, but yeah, Willem Dafoe is Jesus with Martin Scorsese. Come on, that's gonna be, and then, and fucking, the best part is, uh, uh, who does Harvey Keitel play? Does he, does he play Pontius Pilate or Judas? I don't even fucking remember.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  My hands are tied.

• 47:15Stavros Halkias?

  Judas, here's what you're gonna cost, thirty pieces of silver. But yeah, it's just Harvey Keitel is just Harvey, who does he play? He's Judas. He's Judas. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the best part. He's the man.

• 47:27Speaker 01

  Listen, you know, we grew up together, but you know.

• 47:29Stavros Halkias?

  Jesus, come on. I'm not, I would never sell you out. You think I'd sell you out? You're my guy, Jesus. Come on.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  That's no honest man can pay.

• 47:36Stavros Halkias?

  Judas is, Judas bet on the fucking Mets. He kept losing on the Mets. Another great Harvey Keitel performance. Go check out, uh, Bad Lieutenant, folks. Anyway, so yeah, I'm gonna fucking crush the Scorsese filmography, uh, and just fucking, hey, watch Age of Innocence. Watch the ones about Jesus and shit like that. Um, innocent, what's the one with fucking Andrew Garfield? I wanna watch that one.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Oh, what's that?

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Under the Silver Lake?

• 48:03Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, yes, Scorsese directed that.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  What movie called? The Journey or the something, the church, the silence.

• 48:08Stavros Halkias?

  Silence, yes. The journey, the church.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Journey. I don't know. It's a whole journey. I couldn't get through that fucking thing.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  There are all these theories about the movie Under the Silver Lake, about how it was like shelved and like the promotion was canceled because it gave away too much about the entertainment industry.

• 48:22Stavros Halkias?

  How Hollywood is run.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  How it actually works.

• 48:24Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, honestly, I think they're probably right. Yeah, sorry. I'm just becoming stiff.

• 48:31Stavros Halkias?

  I have something to say, Mr. McDade. That movie's fucking awesome. And I do believe that that's how Hollywood is run. Getting this much into the entertainment industry, I'm like, whoa.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:41Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, this is fucking hilarious. How much fucking crazy weird shit is happening around these motherfuckers? But you know, someday I'd love to, yeah, because I know Silver Lake, the plot is basically Andrew Garfield like kind of falls in love. Or he has a connection to this hot girl in his, uh, you know, apartment building. Actually, I guess I shouldn't give it away.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't give it away.

• 49:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  She disappears one day and hijinks ensue.

• 49:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. She disappears and it becomes like a, uh, a.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  She gets stuck in a hole.

• 49:11Stavros Halkias?

  She gets stuck in a washing machine and she's like, come help me, Andrew Garfield. And then he fucks her pussy in the Spider-Man costume.

• 49:19Stavros Halkias?

  It's the, the genre is, it's stuck, I guess, if I had to. Stuck in the washing machine and I don't know.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  Cuck. Cuck, I know.

• 49:27Stavros Halkias?

  No, it's not cuck. I know you're.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  I know.

• 49:29Stavros Halkias?

  You have another great cuck joke about that, how you, how you just look like the guy.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Cuck porn. It's great, but you gotta see it live.

• 49:40Stavros Halkias?

  I'm not, I have no desire to watch somebody else fuck my girlfriend.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  No, zero.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Well, you've never had a girlfriend.

• 49:46Stavros Halkias?

  I've had a girlfriend before, but it just.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  I didn't meet her.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  I've never, ever once, I've known you 20 years, you've never been like, this is Julie, my girlfriend. JP's the closest thing. Or eldest, I should say.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  What do you think Jay stands for? I, I put on a wig sometimes and I'm Julie Periwinkle.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  You think he keeps me around on the road because I'm a good hang?

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I fuck JP's mouth. Just arm in arm with a lady, show up at the cellar.

• 50:16Stavros Halkias?

  Well, why would I do that? It's my place of work.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  All right, well, we're friends. You can show up at my house. I've had you over.

• 50:22Stavros Halkias?

  We've come, we hang out, yes, you're right.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  I do that. I bring the lady.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Marty still plays your kind, he knows, my, my son knows every person that gave him every gift.

• 50:29Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  He's like, oh, this staff gave this to me.

• 50:32Stavros Halkias?

  I gotta hang out with Marty.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  What a mens. That's fucking crazy.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  I've never, my whole childhood, I never remembered one gift.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Wow. He remembers every single one.

• 50:40Stavros Halkias?

  What a fucking good guy.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:42Stavros Halkias?

  I lo, I love Marty, man. He's the man.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's all right.

• 50:44Stavros Halkias?

  How's he doing? He's got any tricks?

• 50:46Speaker 02

  He's good. He's hilarious. The other day I was, I was sitting with him and then Sarah sat down and he goes, Mama, get off the couch. I go, Marty, that's not nice.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Three's a crowd, ma.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  That's not nice. He goes, please.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  He thought it wasn't nice because he didn't say please.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Please go stand in the laundry room.

• 51:06Stavros Halkias?

  It's fellas night, mom. We're watching the Celtics.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Did I tell you that one too? Speaking of basketball, we're in the cab. This is a while ago. This is like a year ago. We were in the cab and he just goes, "Basketball." And I looked and I thought there was gonna be people playing basketball. It was literally just four black guys posing for a photo.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  They were like taking a photo. And he was like, "Oh, basketball."

• 51:27Speaker 01

  He thought it was Shaq, Chuck, Kenny.

• 51:30Stavros Halkias?

  Inside the NBA.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  I was like, "Man, we gotta watch some other stuff."

• 51:37Speaker 02

  He's like, "Oh, hoops."

• 51:39Stavros Halkias?

  Smart kid, smart kid.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  He thought it was the Fab Five.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  He's like, "Oh, good with black guys. Basketball." I was like, "Sort of."

• 51:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Could be football, you never know.

• 51:50Stavros Halkias?

  Could be football. Uh, yeah, you gotta wa- she's gotta watch some classic black cinema, maybe some black sitcoms.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:57Stavros Halkias?

  UPN, uh, that was fucking awesome.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Shee.

• 52:01Stavros Halkias?

  That, that's, uh, The Wire. Uh, he was great in that. Um, but yeah, H, dude, you watch some fucking, you watch fucking Girlfriends. I've talked about Girlfriends on, uh, produced by Kelsey Grammer hilariously.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  That's a show, Girlfriends?

• 52:14Stavros Halkias?

  It's just four hot black ladies. It was basically like the UPN black, it was basically basic TV, uh, black sex in the city, sort of.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  No one can orchestrate a series about the black female experience like, like me, Kelsey Grammer.

• 52:28Stavros Halkias?

  I can.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  He's on a fucking boat.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  I'm invited to the cookout.

• 52:33Stavros Halkias?

  I'm at the cookout, Niles, and you're not. Cause you're gay.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  Girl, let me show you how to manage your baby hairs.

• 52:42Stavros Halkias?

  Your edges are fucked up.

• 52:46Stavros Halkias?

  Bitch, that wig is synthetic.

• 52:53Stavros Halkias?

  Someone play some ying yang twins.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Miss Sarah, you really put your foot in this coleslaw.

• 53:00Stavros Halkias?

  You put your whole pussy in the mac and cheese, Miss Sarah.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Are these Kelsey Grammer impressions?

• 53:09Speaker 02

  Kind of lost the plot a little.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  These are solid grammars.

• 53:14Stavros Halkias?

  He can be the American.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  You never thought Kelsey Grammer was British growing up, watching Frasier?

• 53:18Stavros Halkias?

  Growing, well, I guess this might be, this might be a pure age difference. Cause we're slightly younger and to us, Frasier was British, I feel like. If you watched him as a child.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  I never watched, I never watched Frasier, but I watched Cheers and Eve.

• 53:31Stavros Halkias?

  He kind of has that, hmm, yes.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  He got a little more into the transatlantic thing as he got older, I guess.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  I guess so.

• 53:36Stavros Halkias?

  He's, he's, in Cheers, he's kind of like the, you know, upper crust, you know, hoity toity liberal type shit.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  Let me help you deal with your baby daddy.

• 53:47Stavros Halkias?

  Bitch, I know you need some bills paid. I've got MetroPCS if you're willing to suck for it.

• 53:55Stavros Halkias?

  Suck me for your MetroPCS bill.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  We all know you got that bag at the Slosson swap meet.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  Who does she think she fooled?

• 54:03Stavros Halkias?

  It ain't shrinking if you got it.

• 54:07Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, this is awesome.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Bitch that says V S L on the bag, we all know.

• 54:16Stavros Halkias?

  Ah, fuck. Alright, to stop me and JP from doing, invited to the cookout Kelsey Grammer. Let's, let's move on to some questions, shall we? And here at the halfway point, do either of my good pals have anything to plug?

• 54:28Speaker 02

  Halfway?

• 54:31Stavros Halkias?

  Well, not quite half, I don't know.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  This is a marathon.

• 54:34Stavros Halkias?

  Anything to plug, Joe?

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, well, when does this come out? I don't know.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  Find me on the internet.

• 54:39Stavros Halkias?

  In what, a week and a half? Two weeks?

• 54:42Speaker 02

  Twenty fifth?

• 54:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 54:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:44Stavros Halkias?

  It's pretty recent.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. Um, I'm trying to think of my UK tour. I'm out in the UK. I'm in Dublin.

• 54:50Stavros Halkias?

  Pull it up, Eldis.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  No, I'm in Belfast on the 28th, I think.

• 54:55Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Um, and then I'm in Governors, but Tom Dustin, Portrait of a Comedian, my documentary.

• 55:00Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  My friend Tom Dustin is on PunchupLive.com.

• 55:02Stavros Halkias?

  I love it. Watch that.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  And, uh, I don't know.

• 55:05Stavros Halkias?

  A great fucking filmmaker. Are you gonna make some more movies? What are you gonna do?

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Well, I got the Skankfest doc right now. I'm in the middle of it.

• 55:10Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, fuck. It's crazy. Are you editing it? Are you, are you gonna, are you gonna make it again?

• 55:13Speaker 02

  I mean, I have a guy editing, but I'm watching all the footage going, cut it here and cut it there.

• 55:18Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  It's, we have a thousand hours of footage.

• 55:20Stavros Halkias?

  Holy shit.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 55:21Stavros Halkias?

  That's awesome. That's gonna be awesome.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  It's gonna be insane. And, uh...

• 55:24Stavros Halkias?

  That's from last year? Two years ago?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  This past year, yeah, November. And there's pussy and tits. And it's, it's crazy. I mean, stun gun jujitsu.

• 55:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I mean, ladies taking their shaved pussies out. It's completely insane. You gotta get over to Skankfest.

• 55:39Stavros Halkias?

  If they do it in New York again, I'd love to do it. I just don't wanna travel. I mean, the last couple of years, my travel schedule's been so fucking nuts that...

• 55:45Speaker 02

  That's what everyone said, but it's fucking crazy. It's the most fun.

• 55:49Stavros Halkias?

  I just, traveling fucking sucks. I, you know, it's, I get it. I can't wait...

• 55:54Speaker 02

  Well, come visit me in Austin.

• 55:54Stavros Halkias?

  Well, are you really moving?

• 55:56Speaker 02

  No, maybe.

• 55:57Stavros Halkias?

  I'm gonna kill myself if you fucking move to Austin. Anyway, play a fucking call, Eldis.

• 56:04Speaker 06

  Hey, Stavi. Hey, Eldis. Hey, esteemed guests and or guests. My name is Dominic and I'm an EMT in Texas here. Uh...

• 56:13Stavros Halkias?

  Texas?

• 56:13Speaker 06

  I'm calling in because I have, I've been having a...

• 56:15Stavros Halkias?

  New York.

• 56:16Speaker 06

  A lot of issues with my coworker. Whenever you work in EMS, you know, there's two people in an ambulance, you know? And, uh, the last partner that I had a couple of months ago quit. He was awesome. Love that dude. And then I get this girl now, and I'll tell you what, it's a fucking nightmare.

• 56:32Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 56:33Speaker 06

  You know, EMS requires physicality. It requires...

• 56:36Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, boy.

• 56:37Speaker 06

  Uh, making decisions under stress. All these things, and whenever you're responding to emergencies and non-emergencies, going to hospitals, dealing with patients, you need, uh, a form of that, you know? Essentially, this girl has none of that shit. It's a nightmare every time I work with her. She asks dumb, dumbass questions to nurses. She makes legitimate, like...

• 57:00Speaker 06

  Potentially fatal clinical areas.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 57:03Speaker 06

  Errors with, uh, with patient. I mean, it's bad, dude. She falls down. Just on flat ground whenever we're moving patients in. She makes, uh, uh, bad calls. Uh, I mean.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, she sucks.

• 57:20Speaker 06

  It's just horrific, dude. Like, I can go on and on. Essentially, I need to let my company know about this because it's getting increasingly worse. I either want her fired or I just want to work with a different person. But I'm torn. Do I? I don't really know how to present this to my supervisor. Um, I have a lot of events written down, but I want to present this to my supervisor. I don't want to, like, get this person. I don't know if I want to get her fired. I'd say she needs to work and get money, but also, like, maybe this job just isn't for her, man. Like, she fucks up so much and so often.

• 58:03Speaker 06

  Like, it scares me whenever she has to take care of someone because she legitimately has no clue what she's doing. So I'm just torn, man. And, you know, if any of you guys could help me out, you know, I'd, I'd love to. Do I? You know, if I can pull the, try to get this bitch fired because she sucks at her job or like, I don't know, man. I'm torn.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Okay. I'm gonna call 911 on this man for his misogyny.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  I just feel like he could have lingered on the "she's falling down."

• 58:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, what do you mean she's falling down?

• 58:38Speaker 02

  He's like, "She's falling down. She makes bad calls." I'm like, "Wait, what? She's walking and falls down."

• 58:45Stavros Halkias?

  So, okay, there's a couple-

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Just Dick Van Dyking over injured bitch.

• 58:51Speaker 02

  Or like vagina Van Dyke.

• 58:56Stavros Halkias?

  Respect. Very nice to done.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 59:00Stavros Halkias?

  So, there's a couple of things here. The first thing is, it always sucks when you're in the perfect groove at a job, and you're with like, or you know, even with us, it's like, like, like, you know, bringing you on the road, it's like, we have it so dialed in, we've got our crew, you fucking breaking your knee, or whatever the fuck, fuck the operations up. Now luckily,

• 59:23Speaker 01

  They really did.

• 59:23Stavros Halkias?

  And actually, we did kinda have, you know, we did get a woman who falls down a lot and sucks. No, no, Sarah was great.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  You had very funny people in my place, I will say, very funny people.

• 59:33Stavros Halkias?

  We actually had a fucking, we had Sarah, Sarah came for a couple.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  My wife?

• 59:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  She was on the bang, the regular bus, the regular bus.

• 59:44Stavros Halkias?

  Sarah Sherman, Matty Smith, Anthony DeVito, and Sahib Singh. We had a great crew, but it always sucks, but I remember having like a fucking day job, and you're like, partner or the person training you is awesome. And then, they reassign you, or the training period's over, and you just have to work with someone who sucks dick.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  Or you find out that they called out when you come in for your shift.

• 1:00:04Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right. Well, yeah, yeah, somebody is like, you know, I remember in college, we would go make fucking pizzas as a fundraiser, we would sell pizzas at Raven Stadium, as like a college fundraiser. And when it was, it was actually, that was a great, it was so fun to do hungover as like a, you know, 19-year-old. But, when it was your boy, when it was like your boys, it was fun as shit. You just, you guys all got fucked up the night before, and you're just making pizzas, but it was like a bad crew, it was one of the worst days of your life. So, that's number one, you're just going through, the vibes are fucked. That's one. And spiritually, that may be affecting you a lot more than even her being that bad at her job. And now we have the second part, which is, she's just bad at the fucking job.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Stavros Halkias?

  And so, there's two things here. One is, why did his first person get reassigned? Did he explain it? Was it just a...

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Did he say he quit?

• 1:00:53Stavros Halkias?

  He quit? Oh, the first person quit.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  He moved to Austin.

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  Cause he thought it would be a boon to him professionally, but it definitely wouldn't be. Cause all the EMTs are way worse in Austin than they are in New York.

• 1:01:05Stavros Halkias?

  Just talk about woke culture, when they pick you up. The first thing they do in Austin, EMTs, as soon as you get there, they check a woman's fucking pussy, and be like, "Alright, it's a pussy. It's not a fucking dick. Alright, we can take this one." Anyway, so, so...

• 1:01:21Stavros Halkias?

  Now, my question is, did you, because if you're a more senior person who gets a new person, is this maybe just you need to be kind of a mentor to this person? Were they expecting you to train her in any way? Do you have any responsibility here? My question is, when she's made all these mistakes-

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Step one, stay upright.

• 1:01:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, step one, don't fall.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  I mean, a man always needs to train a woman to some extent.

• 1:01:47Stavros Halkias?

  You do, even in a professional environment, you do, you must control yo' bitch. So there's kind of, that's maybe step one.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Make her smell the latex gloves.

• 1:01:58Stavros Halkias?

  And I guess my question is, when this person fucks up and they're new to the job, did you, were you like, "Hey, actually do this"? Or did you see somebody you didn't like as much as your friend and immediately go into, "Fucking whore"?

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Let her fail, let her fucking figure it out.

• 1:02:14Stavros Halkias?

  Like, your boy's gone, so now you're like, "Oh, this fucking dumb bitch doesn't even know how to take blood." Instead of being like, "Hey, do it this way," you immediately took the notebook out and were like, "Documenting this, documenting this."

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  "Hey, don't put the defibrillator on his dick."

• 1:02:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in the, look, in life, most of life is being put in a fucked up situation that shouldn't happen. Almost everything, every time I've ever done anything, like even fucking, I don't want to do a movie and pretend my arm's not broken. I have to just pretend, like it's not, I'm just not gonna do, it's not gonna be as good as if I was in perfect conditions, right? Or when I throw my back out, and remember Florida, when I couldn't even fucking walk? I don't want to do stand-up when I can't even fucking move, but, and was it the best? No, but I made do and whatever. So sometimes you just have to get through it. But, if you have done your due diligence and tried to make the best of the situation, and tried to make fucking lemonade out of lemons, even though, again, you shouldn't have,

• 1:03:11Stavros Halkias?

  it's not your job to train someone who's shitty, but in reality, that happens a lot. And not just with EMTs, with corporate jobs, with entertainment, with what, in every field, this happens. If you really tried and she's so bad and you throw in the fact that this isn't stand up, which doesn't matter. This isn't some middle management bullshit that Eldis used to do.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  Lives are at stake.

• 1:03:32Stavros Halkias?

  When he worked at fuck, you know, for some dumb website. If this person fucks up, somebody could die. That to me means if you've done your due diligence, you are, and you've actually tried to help her out and that failed, then you, now you're well within your rights to just be like, hey, go to a boss and be like, hey, I'm a little worried about her. Is there something we could do? Don't start with the like, this bitch has to go. You need to try and be like, hey, can we fucking help her? And even frame it as like, can you guys fucking let her work with somebody who can train her for a little bit? Cause she's, I'm pretty new. I can't handle it. She's fucking shit up. I don't want her to lose her job, but I feel like she needs a little training. And then if you work for a fucked up company that's like, oh no, we're not going to spend time doing that. We're just going to fire her. That's not really your fault, but this is, if you

• 1:04:17Stavros Halkias?

  worked at someplace like a fucking, you know, some shitty news website, I would just say like, shut the fuck up and just do your job. But you do, people could die. So yeah, you can fucking, you can at least, uh, report this kind of behavior, I think.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  You're claiming stand up doesn't matter? This, we're the last defense before tyranny.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  We are defenders of the constitution.

• 1:04:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, we're at the wall with fucking turrets, keeping out the barbarians.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  We have, we have the ear of Donald Trump.

• 1:04:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  We tell him exactly what he wants to hear.

• 1:04:48Stavros Halkias?

  And we never ask him a question about being a pedophile. We're obsessed with that, with pedophilia.

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  We stand politely behind him while he signs bills.

• 1:04:56Stavros Halkias?

  We don't ask him about it.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  And accept whatever answer he gets.

• 1:05:00Stavros Halkias?

  And then even if we do, we're like, oh, that makes sense and don't press him. But...

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  And then we go, shit, bruh, damn, bruh, that's crazy, bruh. Shit, I ain't even think about it like that, bruh. My white ass ain't think about it like that, bruh.

• 1:05:15Stavros Halkias?

  But we have his ear. You're right, Joe. We are the last bastion of free speech.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  We're it.

• 1:05:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Come see me at Skid Mark's in, uh,

• 1:05:26Stavros Halkias?

  Raleigh.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  It's two for one drinks on Thursday.

• 1:05:32Stavros Halkias?

  Slut's nights on Wednesday. And if you bring a whore showing her kiss, you get free chicken tenders.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  But in the medical field, little attention to detail.

• 1:05:44Stavros Halkias?

  More important than most every other job.

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  So when I, when I went into the hospital, when I injured my leg, Sam Merle came with me to the ER. And when they were backing me out of the elevator, my leg was sticking out in the wheelchair and it hit the fucking wall. And immediately I'm like, ah, it's okay. I'm sorry. It's okay.

• 1:06:02Speaker 01

  Thank God I had Sam to be like, dude, what are you doing?

• 1:06:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Sam is great at that.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  He's a man.

• 1:06:07Stavros Halkias?

  Sam is a great advocate when someone is being mistreated. He will stand up. He's the fucking man. So yeah, dude, that's what I, I don't know.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  But yeah, she's fucking up constantly, like dropping shit. Yeah. Make a note, but do address it in the moment.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  Well, it does sound like she's horrible. I mean, but also there's confirmation bias. Now you're looking for everything to put on. That's another thing. That's this thing.

• 1:06:27Stavros Halkias?

  That's the word I was looking for. What I would say like comfort or have, did you start? Did you even give her half a chance is my only, is my only thing. It's like, if, is the confirmation bias ruling everything?

• 1:06:40Stavros Halkias?

  If, if you did give her a chance and she still fucked up, fine. But if you did, I'd say at least try and help her. And if even that doesn't work at all, you know, yeah, snitch a little bit.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  And talk to her. Yeah. Say what you mean, but don't say it mean.

• 1:06:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yep. I like that. That's good, man.

• 1:06:53Speaker 01

  Put that on a pillow.

• 1:06:55Stavros Halkias?

  Cross stitch that shit. Why? Hit me with another one, LD. We solved this guy's problem. That was fucking easy.

• 1:07:01Speaker 07

  Hey, Stav. Hey, Eldis. And this thing's a guest. I'm doing another take because I fucked the first one up. Hey, so I'm a new dad. I'm a slightly fat piece of shit.

• 1:07:12Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:07:13Speaker 07

  Uh, I have a wonderful wife. The, the, the issue that I'm having is, uh, my wife, she is a wonderful home cook. She cooks incredible meals and, uh, sometimes I don't want to eat them all the time. And, uh, I feel like a fat piece of shit for wanting like outside food and fat burgers and shit. And she's mostly vegetarian and I'm definitely not vegetarian. And that might be the problem. And I'm always like fucking up her routine by wanting this, that, the other like, like meat and shit. And, uh, I guess, I guess the question is, uh, I would love some advice from some fat pieces of shit on how to appreciate, uh, more like home cooking and stuff like that and not be like an ungrateful bastard as I am.

• 1:07:58Speaker 07

  Um, love the show, love what you do. Uh, eldest, you, you're good Albanian. You're one of the good ones. All right. Bye.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  There aren't many. I'll say that.

• 1:08:11Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, how long do you think we have on our, just purely ironic anti Albanian racism? You think we've got another two years?

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  I don't know. Uh, well, Albania, you know, as a coalition is growing.

• 1:08:21Stavros Halkias?

  Relax.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  So pretty soon it will look bad. Sometimes I do think, not that I give a fuck, but it's like, when stops this shit about Albanians, it is funny. He's fucking Greek. We've known each other our whole lives, but it's like when random Americans, it's like, would you be like, oh, you fucking retarded Somali? It's like, you know,

• 1:08:44Stavros Halkias?

  I know. We're getting into like

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  Oh, and I would, let me tell you.

• 1:08:48Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  Oh, don't you know I would?

• 1:08:50Stavros Halkias?

  They're fraud. They're doing fraud.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  Look at the shape of their heads.

• 1:08:53Stavros Halkias?

  So I know you mean where it's like, fuck, we're kind of, we never intended to get this successful is really what, it's really what it comes down to. Where now just random people feel comfortable being racist to Albanians and not in the context of a lifelong friendship where we're satirizing our dumb parents, basically. Like we're basically making fun of our older relatives, but we gotta, ah, that sucks that we have to fucking start dialing it down, but anyway.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  Most of us who don't know, where is Albania?

• 1:09:22Stavros Halkias?

  It's, yeah, it's right above Greece.

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Stavros Halkias?

  And so Greece and

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Africa.

• 1:09:29Stavros Halkias?

  To Boston, everything, everything outside of, everything fucking further west of New Haven or whatever the fuck, or east. I'm fucking too stupid to even do that joke. Whatever.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  Technically, it's west also. Longer trip.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  If you believe, if you believe the round earth propaganda, yeah.

• 1:09:49Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway.

• 1:09:49Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, you say some shit to the wrong Albanian and it could be a long night for you.

• 1:09:52Stavros Halkias?

  That's true. This, this problem might solve itself.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:54Stavros Halkias?

  If enough Albanians start fucking up podcast fans. Cause by, by the way, podcast listeners versus any Albanian in any kind of physical altercation.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  Your money's on Albanian.

• 1:10:05Stavros Halkias?

  I'm taking the Albanian.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Now, this guy's issue, I don't understand why it has to be fat specific. The fat part doesn't make sense.

• 1:10:11Stavros Halkias?

  Cause you're a big fan of fat, of this type of cuisine.

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  I like this kind of food and I have this problem. Sarah cooks meals and she's a good cook. Maybe, I don't know. I've never tasted it.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  She cooks and it's not any kind of sly. I just, I'm in the mood for a burger or a chicken parm. I mostly have chicken parm.

• 1:10:29Stavros Halkias?

  You love chicken parm.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  That's all I'm chicken parm all day, all day.

• 1:10:32Stavros Halkias?

  You have the same, you have the diet of the person who had my accident, basically. I had a child's accident. You have a child's diet.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  I feel like skinny fat people like myself can weigh in on this.

• 1:10:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, sure. I'll give you that as well. Have you, I mean, also dating a vegetarian. Eldis, you could weigh in here, cause your wife has been vegan vegetarian and you've dipped, dipped in and out.

• 1:10:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:49Stavros Halkias?

  This has been, you've been with your wife, from the time you guys were together, she was a vegetarian. So it's like.

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 1:10:55Stavros Halkias?

  So yeah, put in a little, cause I have some thoughts here too, but go ahead. You have the.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  I mean, you know, I, I don't think I've ever been like that meat heavy, but just learn to like vegetables. Like, do you want to be an adult who's like, who's like, who's.

• 1:11:09Stavros Halkias?

  Hold careful, careful. You're about to offend Joe.

• 1:11:14Stavros Halkias?

  Joe tried chicken souvlaki with zat ziki and he made a face like I gave him fucking boiled asparagus. He tried zat ziki was too, but yogurt, garlic and olive oil was too much for Joe.

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  Well, I love asparagus.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  I will say, Joe, you're not fat, though. I feel because I am fat, I feel a pressure to not be like, you want to eat fucking vegetables? No, I want to eat a fucking double cheeseburger. So, you know, maybe it is part of, uh, just because I am fat.

• 1:11:44Stavros Halkias?

  Right. It's internalized fat phobia.

• 1:11:46Speaker 04

  You don't want to be the fat guy that only wants to eat pizza like every fucking night.

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  The call is coming from inside the McDonald's playhouse.

• 1:11:55Stavros Halkias?

  I think also a class, here, here's the thing, this guy probably is just depressed and these little fast food runs are his escape. That's my guess.

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  They do hit like drugs.

• 1:12:05Stavros Halkias?

  They hit like drugs, especially if you're not a guy who's getting fucked up. At times when I've been like trying not to, when I was more sober, you know what I mean? When it's like, I wasn't like purely sober, but I wasn't getting really, really fucked up. Or, or when I was working a soul crushing job or when I was really overwhelmed. I mean, even, even when shit's going good, but I'm just overwhelmed and like depressed. Nothing hits like a fucking burger, you know, drive through like, you might just have an eating disorder where this is drugs to you and you need to think about that. But I would say a really easy way in general for somebody dating a vegetarian or friends with a vegetarian. Cause I've had this issue. I've dated vegetarians. I've had, I've gone on trips with veg, you know, I've gone on tour with vegetarians and like.

• 1:12:49Speaker 04

  It was really hard to, to remember that fucking, remember that.

• 1:12:52Speaker 03

  Dude, that great Parmesan is just as good, dude.

• 1:12:55Stavros Halkias?

  I still think about that order when we were, where the fuck were we? It was all three of us.

• 1:12:59Speaker 01

  Cleveland?

• 1:12:59Stavros Halkias?

  No, it was a diff, maybe Cleveland. Remember that like beer house, beer hall we went to?

• 1:13:04Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:13:04Stavros Halkias?

  And it was like, I feel like it was in, it was in the northeast somewhere. But anyway, it was, it was the night before, we got in the night before and we met you, me and Bobby met you at just a place and me and you were both like, ah, you know, we could, we could be a little peck. Like we could, we're not that hungry and I'm fat. I'm not saying I'm not fat at shit at the time. Like I just was, I just happened to not be hungry and Bobby legitimately ordered like eight entrees and fucking six appetizers. And that was just like, nah, I mean, me and Bobby on tour was like, one of the most fucked up things. Like I look back at some of those meals.

• 1:13:36Speaker 01

  What the Grateful Dead was to acid.

• 1:13:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, for real. It was so fucked up. I remember one time we, we drove through and we just saw like a dim sum restaurant in the middle of Florida. We just stopped. No one else was in there and they just, we just made them cook us like a fucking, these motherfuckers just brought out like a fucking 14.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  They were dropping dead of exhaustion in the kitchen.

• 1:13:55Stavros Halkias?

  They will starve. They're like, yeah, they would rather build the railroad.

• 1:14:04Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, whatever. So anyway, the little, so a good strategy with vegetarians is treat their main meal as your side dish. Like if your wife is making like a fucking scramble, a scramble with like a, you know, whatever, like a tofu veggie, have like eggplant, whatever, whatever they're cooking, eggplant, a veggie stir fry, you just cook up a piece of steak or a piece or some chicken thighs and you just fucking eat that, even a potato, fucking make a baked potato, have a side of chicken or steak and then eat her main meal as your fucking side dish. That, that was my strategy when I, whenever I had to deal with like vegetarians is like they,

• 1:14:46Stavros Halkias?

  and they know how to cook veggies tasty because that's all they eat. So just open your mind a little bit. My hunch is this is not about your wife's cooking. You have an eating disorder of some type where this food is more important to you psychologically than it is, you know, in any other facet. And so I would say investigate those thoughts and those feelings. See where that comes from. See where those desires come from. And in the meantime, just, you know, if you're looking for a strategy, just add your own steak or, and even by the way, order your own fucking piece of meat if you don't cook, right? You like, or meal prepping, fucking grill, you know, six, six, like a really good thing I did, a really, something that holds really

• 1:15:27Stavros Halkias?

  well is like ground chicken or ground beef with spices and you can use that with any different type of thing. Or if you marinate flank steak with soy sauce, orange juice, and some like, you know, pick your own chilies or whatever the fuck. You don't even have to chop up fresh shit. You could just, you know, orange juice, soy sauce, and just some fucking cayenne, just, just some different, you can use spices. You don't need to use fresh onions and garlic and shit, but if you want to, it only ups it. You marinate a flank steak in that for a day and then you grill it. It's a lean cut of steak. It's fucking tasty and it holds really well for the whole week. And you could just microwave that shit up and throw it to whatever the fuck your wife is cooking.

• 1:16:10Stavros Halkias?

  That's, that's my advice from a fat fuck who's dealt with this many times and who loved the drive through.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:17Stavros Halkias?

  I still miss it. Something like, I was really depressed and I was like, I just saw a McDonald's and it, I, it was closed, thank God, or else I would have done something fucked up.

• 1:16:27Speaker 01

  The thing I've done and I, you know, take this with a grain of salt. It might not work for everybody, but like there's the simple question of like, if you're about to do something fucked up food wise, make an impulse decision, getting some fucked up unhealthy food, just be like, do I need this? And honestly, I don't know. It has helped.

• 1:16:42Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  Turned me about and like,

• 1:16:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, that's a good thought.

• 1:16:45Speaker 01

  I've put down the Reese's cups. I've put down the Reese's cups from thinking that.

• 1:16:49Stavros Halkias?

  By the way, I'll say the, the, the main difference, cause I've been on like GLP ones, you know, for the last almost year now, I think a little over, maybe about a year exactly, is it has made me occasionally be able to do that.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  See?

• 1:17:03Stavros Halkias?

  Like, I never in my life was able to like, do I really need this?

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I tried that and I'm like, yep.

• 1:17:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. I do need it. Actually, I need more.

• 1:17:11Speaker 01

  The verdict is yes.

• 1:17:13Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, but it, dude, the one thing GLP ones is I've, I can do that now. And now if I order too much, like I don't eat the whole thing. I have leftovers. I have more than half of my leftovers in that fridge right now. That never would happen.

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  Get leftover peri peri chicken.

• 1:17:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:31Speaker 01

  That's what GLP stands for.

• 1:17:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's right. Pretty much. One more question, little LD. I know Joe's is, is itching to get out of here.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  No, I'm not itching to get out.

• 1:17:40Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, great.

• 1:17:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. But one more question would also be, no itch.

• 1:17:46Speaker 07

  Hi, Stavion Eldis. Um, I'm in a situation.

• 1:17:49Speaker 01

  Guess we're not here.

• 1:17:50Speaker 07

  My, I've got an older sister and she's a bit of a demon. She always has been, mostly me.

• 1:17:57Stavros Halkias?

  Demon.

• 1:17:58Speaker 07

  Um, I'm lame, so nobody cares. Uh, she's successful, so also no one cares. Nobody, nobody tells her she's being a bitch. Um, but she told me a secret recently and that secret is that basically she home wrecked, um, our family.

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  Just Karen's sister.

• 1:18:18Speaker 07

  She and a guy. He's got all right. Um.

• 1:18:30Speaker 07

  Looking for something. Our parents got divorced when we were adults, so she couldn't be so fucked up. But um, she told me and she, she didn't tell my mother, even though she was, she was toying with the idea. And I told her not to, because I love to keep secrets, I guess, but none of my secrets are like this.

• 1:18:51Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:18:52Speaker 07

  So now, days later, I'm like, do I tell my mom? Do I tell on her? We're adults. I'm almost thirty. Feels, feels a little lame to be tattling like that.

• 1:19:05Stavros Halkias?

  It does.

• 1:19:05Speaker 07

  But my sister herself, she, she doesn't really listen to me. So if I tell her.

• 1:19:13Stavros Halkias?

  You could cause her harm, finally.

• 1:19:14Speaker 07

  This is actually a really.

• 1:19:15Stavros Halkias?

  An unrelated thing has fallen into your lap where finally you have the upper hand on this more talented and smarter than you individual who finally confided in you. And you're like, hmm, should I use this as an opportunity to build our relationship and build some trust? And now maybe I can address my problems with her? Or should I tattle and get back at her? Those seem to be your two options, but let's finish the call.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  One thing's for sure. She is a great secret keeper.

• 1:19:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  Just telling a fucking half a million people this.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  This tale.

• 1:19:51Speaker 07

  To do. And you need to.

• 1:19:54Stavros Halkias?

  You know, maybe bleep out the details about the guy.

• 1:19:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:19:58Stavros Halkias?

  When we put it out, just to be extra safe about not.

• 1:20:00Speaker 01

  The part where he has a hook hand, just don't have that.

• 1:20:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. Bleep out the stuff about the blonde Bahamian guy with a hook hand in Tennessee.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  She home wrecked a sea captain.

• 1:20:13Stavros Halkias?

  Ah, the pussy was too good to pass up.

• 1:20:17Speaker 07

  You need to, you need to. tent in some way.

• 1:20:20Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:20:21Speaker 07

  He's just gonna be like, yeah, whatever stupid. So, um, do I tell?

• 1:20:26Stavros Halkias?

  But do you know that?

• 1:20:27Speaker 07

  And betray my sister's secret? I love to keep secrets.

• 1:20:31Stavros Halkias?

  You don't, those.

• 1:20:32Speaker 07

  And I love being like a trustworthy person with secrets. So it's, um, it's a bit of an in pass.

• 1:20:38Speaker 01

  I think you like the leverage that comes with.

• 1:20:40Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right. You like be, you like basically being the, you're, you're the guy who was running the cameras at Epstein Island. You're the guy who was mailing them straight to, we know where, I'm not gonna say it. But we all know who was setting up that operation. And it lets you say it was a collaboration between two intelligence agencies.

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  Pick any two.

• 1:21:00Stavros Halkias?

  Pick any two, whatever, it doesn't matter. Two countries, we'll say, that Epstein has ties to. And look up Ghislaine Maxwell's, uh, hus- uh, father while we're, while we're at it, anyway.

• 1:21:12Speaker 01

  Who was at his funeral?

• 1:21:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. None of that stuff matters. Uh, yeah. I think my little joke in the middle here is, was exactly right. You write, what we're dealing with is you've always been overshadowed by your sister. She has always been the one who is, gets away with, cause the thing is, here's my question to you. Are you mad that she's acting like a bitch? Are you mad that you can't act like a bitch? That's the question. Are you mad at the injustice or are you mad? Are you mad at Gaza or are you mad that you're not Israel? You know what I mean? Like, if you were in power, would you do the exact same thing? That's my question. Uh, so, um, like, are you, like, if, or have you just been kept? So that's the thing.

• 1:21:57Speaker 01

  Literally homewrecking.

• 1:21:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, are you?

• 1:22:00Stavros Halkias?

  This woman, you could say, uh, threw a missile. Look at, let's think of this guy's, uh,

• 1:22:05Speaker 01

  It was a J dam missile.

• 1:22:07Stavros Halkias?

  Hospital.

• 1:22:09Stavros Halkias?

  Metaphorically speaking. And she, she's, anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter.

• 1:22:13Speaker 01

  We can extend the metaphor all we want.

• 1:22:15Stavros Halkias?

  The point is. Where are you coming from in this? And where are you coming from, from liking the secrets? Do, like JP says, are you just happy to finally have leverage here? And you're, and you even said to us, but if I told her you need to repent, she'd just be like, nah, shut up. Fuck you. Did you even try? You did, you told us, you didn't tell her. I, I, here's how I would handle the situation. I would not look at this as an opportunity to get one over on your sister. Right? I would look at this as an opportunity, like I said, to build trust, maybe move her in the direction of being a good person. And you know what? Maybe she feels fucking bad. Maybe she fucking came to you, I, I don't know. Maybe, maybe you're, you know, this, obviously you know your sister better, but I'm just saying from an outsider's perspective,

• 1:22:59Stavros Halkias?

  this is your chance to potentially break the pattern of your weird interactions with your sister and, and positively work on things.

• 1:23:07Speaker 01

  Minimize the hostilities in a way where you can, even if you're eating it.

• 1:23:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Speaker 01

  But as comedians, I mean, we, we love gossip. We love the feeling of gossip, but gossip never feels good later on. Like, we never learned the lesson, but we should not gossip as much as we do. And it's like, it, it always feels bad. There's always guilt that comes with it when the toothpaste is out of the tube and it can't come back.

• 1:23:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you can't put it, also it's like, what are you gaining out of telling your mom?

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I don't get. You're adults. So weird.

• 1:23:32Stavros Halkias?

  What is your mom gonna do?

• 1:23:33Speaker 02

  And also it's like, she home wrecked.

• 1:23:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  What the fuck are we talking about? She fucked a guy that needed to get laid. Maybe, maybe he's been together a long time and things are a little, you know, a little stale at home. Maybe he did him a favor. Fuck's sake.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  Maybe, maybe the chicken parmes aren't as cooked as well as they used to be.

• 1:23:52Speaker 02

  Maybe he home improved. Who's to say it's a wreck?

• 1:23:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, when you fucking put in a new wing, sometimes you get the wrecking ball out and you know, you do a renovation.

• 1:24:02Speaker 01

  You can't put in a new ballroom if you don't do a little bit of demolition.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  Maybe you can get the wife and your sister all together at once.

• 1:24:09Stavros Halkias?

  Have a convo.

• 1:24:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, if they're all friends together, it's not a big deal.

• 1:24:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. So I guess this is, that's the thing that, that's what's setting off alarm bells on this call is you don't seem to have a problem. I mean, she does, to our caller's credit, it does seem to bother her that her sister, you know. Home wrecked or whatever. But again, what's the root of it bothering you? Do you morally have a problem with this? Or do you wish like you could fucking pull like some hot older guy or whatever? And like, you know, are you mad? You're not having torrid love affairs? I'm just saying this because that's what that the feeling on the tone of this call is that you were seeing everything through the prism of your sibling rivalry.

• 1:24:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:52Stavros Halkias?

  And I'm saying, just stop looking at it that way. Look at it as just a, look at this from fresh eyes and then decide what you want to do. I don't know what you have to gain from snitching. I suggest you try, you try and be positive and use this as your chance. You're giving your sister a chance to stop being a fucking bitch. Right? And you're giving her a chance to connect with you. And if she passes on this, then fine. From now on, you can have a destructive relationship with your sister, but.

• 1:25:20Speaker 01

  When you, when you cast a stone, you cast yourself as a stone. Joe List as Mick Jagger doing the impression you sprained your ankle.

• 1:25:28Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm. You could sprain your ankle if you do this beautifully done.

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  That's nice, dude.

• 1:25:32Stavros Halkias?

  Beautifully poetically done.

• 1:25:33Speaker 02

  And if you want to wreck a home yourself, you're almost 30. That sounds like a nice age. Come call me.

• 1:25:41Stavros Halkias?

  Check out Joe's touring schedule and show up.

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, they say the youngest you could fuck is divided by two plus seven.

• 1:25:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:48Speaker 02

  And I'm 44, so 29.

• 1:25:51Stavros Halkias?

  That's not bad.

• 1:25:52Speaker 02

  Hit me up, baby.

• 1:25:54Stavros Halkias?

  Hit Joe up.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  If you guys could laugh, it would make it seem less. It's starting to feel uncomfortable here.

• 1:26:02Stavros Halkias?

  I just flash your email on the screen. No, flash Joe's dates on the screen. What is saying hit me up?

• 1:26:11Speaker 01

  You're looking young for a 44 year old Caucasian, my friend.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  You are. Well, I do a lot of hot yoga.

• 1:26:16Stavros Halkias?

  Joe is, we've said before, one of the sneakiest athletic guys. And we've, and we, you've made this point before. It's literally just because you have glasses.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:26Stavros Halkias?

  Cause everything else about you just is like a guy who would like sport. You love sports. You talk about all the time. You dress like this. You're wearing constantly caps.

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  And I'm 6'2", 190 pounds. People think I'm 4'8". Everywhere I go, they're like, whoa, I thought you were 3'7". I read like a twink.

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  It's like Bo Outlaw as a nerd. It's like, no, he's 6'9", 260.

• 1:26:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so, so, so anyway, so funny, but, um, all right. A quick, a funny, quick one to go out on, Eldis.

• 1:26:56Speaker 06

  Davy Eldis and esteemed guest.

• 1:27:01Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you.

• 1:27:01Speaker 06

  I was just listening to the Mateo Lane episode. Um, and the guy called in asking about eating his girl out because he, she had herpes. And I feel I am astutely equipped to answer this question. I get cold sores. Unfortunately, gave my wife herpes. Uh, she doesn't get cold sores, but she does get herpes outbreaks every once in a while. And I take medicine every single day. Uh,

• 1:27:41Speaker 06

  and I enjoy eating pussy as well.

• 1:27:44Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:27:45Speaker 06

  Uh, and his problem was he didn't want to eat pussy because he didn't want to get in, you know, an infection or whatever.

• 1:27:52Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:27:52Speaker 06

  Uh, you don't gotta fucking worry about that. I've got a kid on the way. Uh, I raw dog. Uh, as long as they don't have an outbreak, you've got nothing to worry about. So get down there. Eat your wife's pussy, eat your girl's pussy.

• 1:28:09Stavros Halkias?

  Respect.

• 1:28:09Speaker 06

  You got nothing to worry about.

• 1:28:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 1:28:11Speaker 06

  All right. Love you guys.

• 1:28:12Stavros Halkias?

  Thanks, man.

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:28:14Stavros Halkias?

  So this guy, yeah, the original call was a guy was worried about eating, what was it? Eldis, his girlfriend had herpes?

• 1:28:19Speaker 04

  She had herpes. He was worried about eating her out, but he really wanted to.

• 1:28:22Stavros Halkias?

  But he really wanted to. Uh, but that's fine, right? And you're, as a herpes ridden man, you're, you know?

• 1:28:27Speaker 02

  I don't want to tell tales out of school, but I've received oral sex from my lovely wife many times, not in a while.

• 1:28:35Speaker 02

  But many, many times and she's good to go.

• 1:28:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly. So yes, now we have two people with firsthand experience saying, eat pussy even if the lady has herpes, as long as she's not having an outbreak.

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, and I think lady outbreaks, I don't know. My wife doesn't have herpes, but I think they're on the inside. Yet when you eat pussy, you just eat that clit, lick it up, you know? You're not, your tongue's not going like deep in the pussy.

• 1:29:00Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know.

• 1:29:00Speaker 02

  I can go in there a little, it's not going deep.

• 1:29:02Speaker 01

  That's for fun. That's not the business end of it.

• 1:29:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, a couple flourishes.

• 1:29:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:07Stavros Halkias?

  You know, when you're, when you're showing off. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting the fuck a speed bag.

• 1:29:17Stavros Halkias?

  clit, clit boxing training.

• 1:29:21Stavros Halkias?

  That's true. And that's good too if your dick is small. You know, if it's all the way on the inside, the herpes outbreak, you know?

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  My dick is not small.

• 1:29:31Speaker 01

  They can't burn you if you can't reach them.

• 1:29:33Stavros Halkias?

  That's right. That's right. Okay. So you heard it here, folks. Eat some fucking box, even if the lady has herpes.

• 1:29:41Speaker 02

  It's like the old Dr. Dre line. Ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it.

• 1:29:45Stavros Halkias?

  While I'm up in it. That's right. And with that, we'll call the episode. Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it, folks. That's good. That's, but you will not get burnt eating pussy while you're up in it, or whatever the fuck. Anyway, who cares? Watch Joe, co-see Joe in person. One of the best comics alive.

• 1:30:04Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:30:05Stavros Halkias?

  JP, you got anything to plug?

• 1:30:07Speaker 01

  JP McDay Comedy on YouTube, McDay Baby Instagram. I love yous.

• 1:30:10Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm. Scosi McDay. If you're in Baltimore, July 18th and 19th. Go, please buy tickets to the special. I will be, so far, a lot of, some people asked refunds, a lot of people haven't. Shout out to everybody who saw me in Baltimore too. No one was fucking shitty. No one's been shitty. Everyone's just been like very positive, get well. Thank you, everybody who's, who's, who's sent over some get well messages. It's me. It really has meant a lot.

• 1:30:37Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, I had one more thing to say, but I forgot it. Oh, yeah. I think by now, by the time this episode is out, or, or, or soon, we will, we'll be announcing, or we have announced, a couple more dates now that my arm, now that we postponed the special, we're gonna put together one last, maybe a west coast run. We're gonna try and hit the markets. We started the tour, because this tour's been going on two and a half years now. So the people that we went to first, like Seattle, Portland, LA, we're gonna try and come back to the west coast, because you saw the very first version.

• 1:31:06Speaker 01

  It's like the Oregon Trail. We're all different people.

• 1:31:08Stavros Halkias?

  We really are, dude. That, it actually will be really funny to fucking track how different our lives are from, from those, those trips. We're all injured now. We literally all have fucking, we all have been changed the long season. Forever, dude. God, the Dreamboat Tour almost killed us.

• 1:31:24Speaker 01

  Everybody, everybody's hurting the playoffs.

• 1:31:26Stavros Halkias?

  It really feels like the playoffs, dude, for real.

• 1:31:30Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, so we've, we've had it. I don't know if we've announced them yet, but they're coming soon. But that's it. So we'd love to see you there on the road and please come to the special and we'll talk to you next time. Bye bye.

• 1:31:51Speaker 06

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• 1:33:22Speaker 03

  Back to school with ADHD can look a little different. One day, everything makes it into the backpack. The next, not so much. Homework? Maybe. Lunch? Hopefully. Science project? We'll see. If this sounds familiar, it might be time to talk to your child's doctor about a different approach. Ask about a non-stimulant ADHD treatment option today. Visit let'schataboutadhd.com to learn more.