Ask, Tell, Confess: The Most Explicit Confessions We’ve Had

Ask, Tell, Confess is back—and nothing is off-limits. The Coven kick things off riding high from what Bunnie calls the best episode they’ve ever recorded with Sharon Osbourne. Then the inbox gets wild: a listener opens up about relapsing into a porn addiction, another admits to a prank involving a toenail and a bag of Fritos that absolutely crosses a line, and one confession goes into way more detail than anyone was prepared for. The crew also dives into catfishing stories and reassures a listener worried about being “too horny” that she’s completely normal. Raw, awkward, hilarious, and brutally honest—Ask, Tell, Confess at its finest. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:46Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. Welcome to another Ask.

• 0:59Bunnie XO?

  You're gonna miss.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  That was nice.

• 1:04Bunnie XO?

  That was good, right? A little bravado.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little Creed.

• 1:07Bunnie XO?

  That's what it's called, a little Creed. Oh, wow, we can get some Creed. Can you, who can out-creed Creed?

• 1:13Speaker 02

  I think you can.

• 1:14Speaker 03

  If there's anyone, it's you.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  If there's anyone that could out-creed.

• 1:17Bunnie XO?

  Scott, we need you on the podcast, please, so that we can have a Creed-off, alright?

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Creed-off is wild.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  A Creed-fest.

• 1:23Bunnie XO?

  You guys, I just left the gym. I have had, we, let me not take all the credit, we have all had the longest freaking days in LA. We're in LA right now. It's been wild. We have done some really cool shit. But I've got to say that sitting down with Sharon Osbourne for two hours was probably the coolest fucking thing in the world. And she's my Goth Dolly, dude. I love her and Dolly. Literally, like, the same. But Sharon's a fucking badass, dude. Like, I can't wait for you guys to hear this podcast. It was so good. And she just... What a fucking woman.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Probably hands down my favorite podcast we've ever had.

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Same, I cried.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  No, she was good.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  I cried so much.

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  I know. I was so nervous. I couldn't cry, but I should have cried, but I was just so in the moment and just nervous. I kept hugging her because I just, I can't, I cannot let anybody.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  But I saw it in your eyes. Like, you know, when someone's like literally holding back everything they have? That was you. You were just like, you know, like, don't let my makeup smear kind of moment.

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  No, my heart just broke for her, man. She's just such an amazing woman and her love for Ozzy reminds me so much of my love for my husband.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  You guys have a lot of parallels.

• 2:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, a lot. If I could, if I could be like anybody when I grow up, I want to be like Sharon Osbourne. Because that bitch is dope. She's fucking dope. All right. Well, we're in LA and we are doing Ask, Tell, Confess and you guys have been sending them in. A lot of people ask me, how do you submit for Ask, Tell, Confess? Go to our YouTube and subscribe to the XO Club. That is the easiest way to do it. We have a Facebook group. I, you can go over there if you want. Mimi runs that. I don't know what the hell goes on in there, but we have a Facebook group on the Dumb Blonde Podcast Facebook that you can also subscribe to, but I'm telling you right now, just do subscribe on YouTube because you get the pods uncensored. So.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Ad free, uncensored.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  Ad free, uncensored, us in all of our glory. Daddy's nominated for three Grammys. I think we're bringing home one for sure. I think it might be a little Grammy upset. I don't know. We'll see.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I think people are gonna think some, a certain person is getting a Grammy and then it's really my husband. And I think it's gonna cause a whole fucking ruckus and I'm here for it. Can't wait. These are just my predictions. I could be completely wrong, but.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  I feel like normally you're right, though.

• 4:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you're. Yeah. We'll see. I've been a little off with the, it's hard because I'm so close to the source, you know? So it's hard to like judge it, but.

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  He says I sleep with the source.

• 4:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I sleep with the source. So it's like I'm plugged into it, you know, so it's hard to be. He's plugged into you.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Plugged into you.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I will receive it at any time.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Okay, all right, on that note.

• 4:26Bunnie XO?

  Oof, sorry. He's so hot. He's a fucking good looking guy. I was watching him today in the studio and I was just like,

• 4:34Bunnie XO?

  I would have sucked him off right there, but there was a lot of people in there.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  That would have got weird.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  That would have got weird.

• 4:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that would have been a little awkward. I know, I know. Well, you guys, I've got some really, listen, the men delivered this week.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  The men delivered.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Boys, you're delivered. Wow, what is happening? A little tongue action.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, the men delivered, so I'm gonna kick it off. And it only gets weirder from here.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  I was giggling to myself reading through these.

• 5:09Bunnie XO?

  I entered a new job a few weeks ago. One I had been avoiding desperately for a long time, but due to financial problems with my family, I was forced to take it. Simultaneously, I also had a relapse with porn, with a porn addiction I thought I'd gotten rid of. Often, I use my lunch breaks to watch porn in the restrooms and masturbate. Maybe it's the stress, anxiety, or maybe it's just for the thrills. I don't know.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  He's just whacking off in the bathroom?

• 5:37Bunnie XO?

  Just whacking off at work in the bathroom. What kind of dog business? It gets better. It gets better. I don't know whose idea it was to make the walls dividing the stalls out of glass plastered with cheap plastic. Last week, I noticed there are several scratches on the plastic, making little holes that allow you to peep into the next stall. Since then, I have been fighting the urge to peep in. There was never someone there, but I still felt anxious about it. Today, there actually was someone there for the first time. Even before leaving my desk, I told myself I wouldn't even consider the idea that I would just do the usual.

• 6:21Bunnie XO?

  But as soon as I saw that girl enter, I gave in. My heart was racing and my hands were shaking, but I still touched myself when I saw her ass. After coming, I felt like shit immediately. I can't believe I went through with it and even hours after the fact, I'm still in shock and disappointed at myself.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Is this a girl talking or a guy?

• 6:47Bunnie XO?

  It could be a community bathroom. I'm not sure. I don't know. They didn't give me those details.

• 6:55Bunnie XO?

  Let me check again. Let me, let me make sure. Hold on, because I deleted it after I read it.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 7:01Bunnie XO?

  That one's rough, right?

• 7:03Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 7:07Bunnie XO?

  Mimi, Mimi said alright?

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I'm so confused. You literally have a desk job and you're whacking it?

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  It's a female, so it's another female. Does that make it better?

• 7:21Speaker 02

  A little.

• 7:21Bunnie XO?

  No, no, it doesn't.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  A little?

• 7:24Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Just because I feel, I don't know, with a man.

• 7:28Bunnie XO?

  Haley, you're going to the bathroom to take a dump and somebody's flicking the bean right next to you. How you feeling?

• 7:33Speaker 03

  I'd rather have a girl flicking the bean than a guy jacking off.

• 7:36Bunnie XO?

  It's still fucking creepy as shit.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  I'm not saying it's not fucking weird.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Let me see somebody fucking sticking their eyeball through, okay? I'm gonna fucking poke, I'll get an ice pick and fucking shove it through. Like, that's crazy.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  You're gonna watch me poo and just fucking flick the bean?

• 7:52Bunnie XO?

  Just fucking, just, and, I mean, are we not using a vibrator?

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Are we going to?

• 7:57Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  Acoustic bus?

• 8:00Bunnie XO?

  No, I can't do that.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  Bro, acoustic?

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  Strumming the fucking old.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Is that how you would do it?

• 8:06Bunnie XO?

  It's too slow.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  I was thinking about doing the guitar.

• 8:11Bunnie XO?

  No, girls.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  That's so wide.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  It's not that big.

• 8:14Bunnie XO?

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• 8:56Bunnie XO?

  In a game of power where loyalty and trust are the currency, will the most powerful reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new Don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in.

• 9:16Speaker 05

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders wherever you get your podcasts.

• 9:46Bunnie XO?

  Is there a camera on Jaime? Cause the action that he's making right now is insane. Hey Jaime, you have a girlfriend. How do you fucking play with her?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Is that what you do to her?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  You wanna?

• 9:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, do it.

• 9:59Speaker 04

  Break it down?

• 10:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yes.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  Well.

• 10:02Bunnie XO?

  Talk loud.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Got to shower first, myself. Not her, I don't really care. I kinda like a little musk. You know, I don't, I don't mind.

• 10:10Bunnie XO?

  He says musk.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  I love it. Yeah. And, uh...

• 10:15Bunnie XO?

  Why do guys like that?

• 10:17Speaker 04

  I don't, you know?

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  Maybe it's the pheromones.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  I think so. There's a certain scent that comes off of her.

• 10:23Bunnie XO?

  It's like animalistic.

• 10:24Speaker 04

  Yes, where I'm just like, I'm in there.

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like a cat?

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, I don't really remember how I do my hands and stuff, but I do make sure that's, rule number one, make sure they're clean. Hands are clean.

• 10:36Bunnie XO?

  Good job.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Always. And then, um, you gotta definitely work on the outside, then inside.

• 10:43Bunnie XO?

  Okay, but how are you doing it? Because the way you were fucking strumming the banjo was crazy.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  I was thinking if I were to strum it like a guitar, so I was holding it like this, I was like...

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Why is it so wide? Have you ever seen a girl play with herself?

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:57Bunnie XO?

  Okay? She's not strumming the fucking, the pickles. Yeah, we're not going like this.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it's more like a...

• 11:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, keep it hands. It's more like a... There you go, there you go, there you go, there you go. Anna boy.

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  God. So yeah, it's fucking creepy as shit. And you should feel bad because you're literally doing something illegal. I didn't like that. I didn't like it either. Now, when I'm in the bathroom, I'm fucking checking for everything. I'll be looking. You know what happened to me one time?

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  You guys' face. I never know what's gonna come out of your mouth. I went to a tanning salon one time, and this is when I used to use regular beds. So you know how regular beds are all out in the open? What? Huh? So you know how they're like open? Spray tans are closed, but the UV ones, the stand up ones. I thought you meant the fucking beds were just sitting out in the open. No, no, no. So like the ones that you stand in, because I never laid on them because I didn't want the ass cheek crease. Yeah, and just didn't want to sit in other people's sweat. So I did a standing one. And I'm literally in there just dancing around, and I look up, and somebody has their camera over the wall filming me.

• 12:12Bunnie XO?

  I literally booked it out of there and fucking lost my shit at the front desk. I'm telling you, and nobody would admit to it. I know.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  You didn't beat them up?

• 12:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I would. I mean, what, what can you really do, you know?

• 12:26Speaker 02

  I would have taken all of their cell phones.

• 12:27Bunnie XO?

  This was so long ago, so it was just like, it was, it was like right when fucking cell phones came out.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, how long ago?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  It was like a fucking brick over there?

• 12:35Bunnie XO?

  No, no.

• 12:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. A flip, a sidekick.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  A little sidekick over there.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  No, it was like a real phone. It was the sprint ones that you slide up. I don't know if you guys remember those, but yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  I do.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 12:49Bunnie XO?

  Crazy. Yeah, but you feel so

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Violated.

• 12:53Bunnie XO?

  Fucking violated when somebody does something like that. So I, I couldn't imagine when you're taking a dump or even going pee, you are so vulnerable. Like, I don't even let my husband watch me.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  I already hate when the fucking, why are the cracks in the stall doors like this fucking wide?

• 13:08Speaker 02

  And you make eye contact with people coming in to wash their hands and shit.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's this one airport that has the best bathrooms ever and they close completely.

• 13:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  Top to bottom.

• 13:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  You're private.

• 13:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  I had a client who was a detective in middle Tennessee. She told me that they busted a dude with footage from local bathrooms all through middle Tennessee.

• 13:31Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck is it?

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Cameras where the toilet flushes in the back. So like an automatic one. Okay. He was mounting cameras there, right? So all his footage was of people like pulling their pants down and sitting down and that was his shtick. He would also plant cameras in hotel rooms and he would stay in the hotel room next to it and put the camera through to that hotel room.

• 13:56Bunnie XO?

  I would feel so creepy, dude.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  That's how he got caught is someone found the camera and they traced it to him. And when they seized all his stuff, all his footage was like, it was this cap he would, she showed me a picture of it. It was a cap he would put on the back of the toilets. And so it looks like it's part of one of those like automatic flushers. It's a little camera.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  I'm about to take toilet paper and just cover every back of a toilet.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  If that's what you get out of me, fucking, so be it. That's your fault for getting up, POV.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna take a tent with me in the bathroom.

• 14:29Bunnie XO?

  Do they like watching people just go to the bathroom? That was their kink? It wasn't even like the crack sitting down? It was just fucking the action?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Well, you wouldn't see anything.

• 14:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Cause once you're sitting, well, unless you're hovering.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  I mean, listen, you could see the pussy from the back.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  Some girls got that little gap and you can, you know?

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  I'm not one of them, but you know.

• 15:04Bunnie XO?

  Okay, all right, moving on. Who's next? I got some good ones, so you guys better be ready.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:12Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  I put an old toenail that had fell off into a bag of Fritos and gave it to my brother. I was mad at my brother for eating my leftover ribs I made for myself and I decided to prank him by giving him a bag of Fritos with an old toenail that had just fallen off from an injury. That dude munched those chips and said that shit was good. Now he has a throat infection. I don't know if it was me.

• 15:44Bunnie XO?

  Now I have a throat infection. I don't know if it was me. Oh my goodness gracious.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Imagine chawing down on an.

• 15:54Bunnie XO?

  Do people not look at their food before they put it in their mouth? It's gonna take way longer to chew than Frito. You wouldn't be sitting there thinking like, damn, this Frito's really not.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  What if it was one of the small toenails? Yeah, they get brittle.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  Mine are strong.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  When they fall off?

• 16:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, I have strong ass toenails.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  No, if that shit was baking somewhere, falling off.

• 16:16Bunnie XO?

  I just, you don't mess with people's food. You know, like.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  He ate his ribs, I kinda get it.

• 16:22Bunnie XO?

  No, you fucking bitch. You don't fucking do that to somebody, okay?

• 16:27Speaker 02

  I would never. I just meant I kinda see it.

• 16:29Bunnie XO?

  I would've done that to my brother.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  Okay? No, that's why I won't let people cook for me. Fuck you. I don't know what your kitchen looks like. I don't know what your intentions are. Nope.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I saw a funny ass thing on TikTok the other day and the guy was like, he went into like a home that he uh had rented out and he walked in, he's like, this is why you don't eat at Potlucks. And the outside of the house looks so beautiful and you walked inside and it was like shit piled to the ceilings. All the dishes were like crusted. It was bad.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, not into it.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  All right, Haley, you're next, baby. Try to top that.

• 17:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I got, I got you. I promise, I got you.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  My ex-boyfriend's mom had her eye makeup tattooed on and sent her kids, who lived with her at the time, to the store for a couple of things. It wasn't until my ex and his brother were in the checkout line, receiving funny looks from the clerk, that he realized that they were two lone men buying nothing but cucumbers and Vaseline, which his mom wanted to soothe the swelling from her eyes. My ex panics and blurts out, "No, it's okay. He's my brother."

• 17:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, gosh.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  They received major crazy faces. He just stopped talking. Figured there was nothing he could do to salvage the situation and just accepted the judgment.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  That's hilarious.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 17:59Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking funny. That's something I would do to like embarrass.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  I used to, I'll be honest, I was that person who judged what everybody bought when I was a checkout person at Walmart.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  This is why I only do self-checkout.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 18:11Bunnie XO?

  This is why I do Instacart. Nobody knows who's ordering shit.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  There were some weird combinations.

• 18:16Bunnie XO?

  How do you think people feel when they're shopping for us while we're on the road?

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Fucking vibrators and lemons.

• 18:22Bunnie XO?

  Literally. Vibrators and true fruit. Vibrators and true fruit. Like, literally.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  There literally is.

• 18:29Bunnie XO?

  And almond milk.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  You guys, we made Jaime go out and get the bag of vibrators the other day. And he told the guy, is this the, oh, yeah, what'd you say?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  I said something like, I checked to make sure what it was. I'm like, I'm gonna have so much fun tonight.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  He said, okay. Yeah, play it. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

• 18:51Bunnie XO?

  Roll that beautiful bean footage. All right. Who's ready for this next one?

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Top it.

• 18:58Bunnie XO?

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• 20:05Speaker 06

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• 21:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh, let's go, honey. You know what? Listen, one thing about me, I'm not going to brag if I don't got it. And I do. I have so many good ones, I don't even know where to start.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  Hold my hand.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  I don't know what's about to come out of her mouth.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  I don't know what's gonna come out of her mouth.

• 21:30Bunnie XO?

  I don't know which one to read. Alright, this one's a little long, but this one's very long and explicit, so just hang on, guys.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  As opposed to pegging?

• 21:45Bunnie XO?

  Okay. I was feeling really horny and had been watching MILF and big nipple porn and had been going from a semi to raging boner for close to two hours.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Two hours?

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  I was in the living room. Isn't that called gooning? Like when you start when you're whacking off for that long, like having marathons, right?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  I think that's goo- gooning in general is just playing with yourself, yeah.

• 22:09Bunnie XO?

  I ambied off to bed and was watching C I M videos, I don't know what that means, slowly stroking my cock. The thought of sucking my own cock really turned me on, but alas, I lack the flexibility.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  I have a reasonable length, six and a half inches, and good girth, so I've been told. So I lubed up my cock, folded a pillow in two, and placed it under my butt and slowly stroked myself whilst looking at my gorgeous cock. Well, it is to me, and watching porn. Compilations: edging myself over and over, alternating between slow hard strokes and gently massaging around the tip, getting turned on by the amazing techniques of the women imagining it was my cock and they were working their talents on, and then it happened. I was just edging myself again with a tight grip, slow stroking, pulling down to the base, squeezing harder. When Angela White, shout out Angela White, we love you, baby, when Angela White was the next in my cli- in the clip,

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  my cock got harder watching her beautiful mouth devouring the cock. My hips started to buck involuntarily. I gripped the base of my cock. I'm sorry, I'm trying.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  So much getting off to this night.

• 23:25Bunnie XO?

  Videos just gonna be beep beep beep.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  It's gonna be titled, I'm gonna title it, the most explicit confession we've had. My cock got harder watching her beautiful blah blah. I gripped the base of my cock in a death grip, trying to hold back the mounting pressure, my cock pulsing. I couldn't stop it. My cock was pointing directly at my face and multiple jets of cum shot out, landing on my face and in my mouth and over my chest. I'm used to it on my chest and face, it's happened before. I was surprised how much got in my mouth. Wouldn't have happened if I'd have kept my mouth shut. But there I was, mouth open, tongue out. I swallowed everything that landed in my mouth and licked my lips to remove what landed on them. My cock remained hard.

• 24:16Bunnie XO?

  I wiped myself down, lubed up again, this time, this fucking guy has stamina, alright? I wiped myself down, lubed up again, and this time stroking much faster, really going to town on myself, watching the pace of the video. This time, when I felt I was going to come, I just focused on my cock, listening to the starlet slurping and moaning on the cock. My mouth open, tongue out. I raised my hips and moved my head as close as I could and came again, hard. It felt good. My aim wasn't great, but managed to get some in my mouth again. I moved what landed on my chin into my mouth and rubbed what landed on my chest into my skin.

• 24:59Bunnie XO?

  I'm laying, covering sweat and my own cum. I think I've unlocked a new kink.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  I feel like I should have paid to have heard that.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  Imagine taking a shot every time she said cock.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  I'd be so drunk right now.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  You take a shot and punch his cock and I take a shot and punch his cup?

• 25:26Speaker 03

  We'd be so fucked up.

• 25:30Bunnie XO?

  Listen, thank you guys. Thank you. We asked for details and you guys, you guys delivered.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Fucking details.

• 25:38Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  I'm good. Between that and Christina's, let's put it in the middle.

• 25:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, Haley said not so much.

• 25:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, tone it, tone it down.

• 25:49Bunnie XO?

  That was so funny, maybe.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  He scooped it in at the end.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I mean, you, have you guys ever tasted your own vagina?

• 25:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I have.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know, like, I guess technically, like, Jason would kiss me after.

• 26:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, that's fucking hot. Not you guys, but just that, yeah.

• 26:16Bunnie XO?

  I didn't mean it like that. You know what I meant? I didn't fucking mean it like that. No, no, I didn't mean it like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I wasn't saying you guys were hot because I love you.

• 26:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, bravo.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:35Bunnie XO?

  Congratulations.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  Not clapping?

• 26:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:39Bunnie XO?

  Haley is so disturbed.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  I don't like the word, I don't like that word.

• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  Cock?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't.

• 26:45Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love the word cock.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  I don't like that word. I, I don't even like the P word.

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  What do you call a dick?

• 26:51Speaker 02

  What do you call it?

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  What do you call it? Penis?

• 26:53Speaker 03

  A vagina.

• 26:54Bunnie XO?

  No, what do you call a dick?

• 26:55Speaker 02

  A dick.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  A dick?

• 26:57Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  What it is?

• 26:58Speaker 02

  Give me that dick.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  Dick sounds just like.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Give me that cock.

• 27:02Bunnie XO?

  Cock is so like aggressive. How did it get that name anyways?

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Cringe, I don't know.

• 27:07Bunnie XO?

  Where did the name cock fucking originate? We're asking Sunny?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  I mean, she would know.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  God, do you think she's even gonna answer that?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Probably. Isn't she supposed to?

• 27:20Speaker 02

  It's her job.

• 27:21Bunnie XO?

  Hey, Sunny.

• 27:25Speaker 06

  Hey there. How are you feeling today? What's on your mind?

• 27:28Bunnie XO?

  Sunny, I have a very important question. Why do they call penises cocks?

• 27:34Speaker 06

  The term actually goes way back to Old English. Cock originally meant a rooster, and over time, it was used as a playful metaphor because of a rooster's proud and upright posture. Language loves its cheeky turns and, well, that metaphor stuck around.

• 27:51Bunnie XO?

  You're the fucking goat, baby.

• 27:54Speaker 06

  I'm glad you're feeling good about this. But hey, just a reminder, you don't need to call me baby or anything like that. We're just chatting and I'm here to help however you need. No extra labels required.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  She gave it back to you because she called you a nickname and you stopped her.

• 28:08Bunnie XO?

  You called me baby, and I told you not to call me baby, so don't try to gaslight me.

• 28:15Speaker 06

  You're absolutely right. You told me not to call you that, and I do remember. I'm sorry if my response fell off. No gaslighting here, we're on the same team. I'll stick to exactly how you prefer we chat.

• 28:26Bunnie XO?

  Bye.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  She left me on red.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Was that your first fight?

• 28:32Bunnie XO?

  She left me on red, yeah. We just had a fight. That was rude. So that's where cock originated from.

• 28:38Speaker 03

  She is bringing you down.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  Fuck her.

• 28:41Bunnie XO?

  This bitch calls me baby all the time.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 28:45Bunnie XO?

  Well, that's where cock originated from. I've got another one in the fucking can and if you guys want it.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Okay, hold on, let me see.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Okay, the one I have,

• 28:56Speaker 03

  I really only liked the very ending of it.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  I don't even know how to follow up after that, but...

• 29:04Speaker 02

  This one, someone wanted to know backstory. Me and my friends were talking about our boyfriends and I overheard her say, "I can't do anything because my boyfriend's dick is shriveled and it's hibernating. This is a bit off topic and it's embarrassing to say, but I haven't had any sexual encounters or action. I've made out and whatnot. I've done everything except anything sexual with a guy, so I know nothing, more by choice and waiting for the right one. But sometimes it does bother me about being the eldest of my friend group and knowing nothing about someone's junk or how to even please a man. I know it's off topic, but do dicks actually shrink and shrivel up when it's cold? I'm so confused." And the first comment says, "Like a frightened turtle."

• 29:56Bunnie XO?

  That's exactly what I was thinking of.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  That's exactly, like when turtles fucking.

• 30:01Bunnie XO?

  Literally. Poor babies.

• 30:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's like your t-shirt picture.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  You gotta cook it up.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  That needs to become a meme. I need to start using that when I reply to people.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Comment section for sure.

• 30:15Bunnie XO?

  I've seen it in random comment sections. That's funny.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  The amount of pictures I get of her in my comment section, like the Chili's one where you're like pounding the wall.

• 30:23Bunnie XO?

  I love that one.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  The amount of people that use that picture of you is fucking hilarious.

• 30:26Bunnie XO?

  That's my biggest goal, really.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Just to become a meme?

• 30:30Bunnie XO?

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• 31:11Bunnie XO?

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• 31:56Bunnie XO?

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• 32:28Bunnie XO?

  Alright, everybody, make Haley a meme. It's one of her dreams.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Alright, I need your last one.

• 32:32Bunnie XO?

  Haley, you got one?

• 32:33Speaker 03

  You're gonna know why.

• 32:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh, is it shit?

• 32:36Speaker 03

  No.

• 32:37Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  Okay, it's just the end part, okay. This is by a guy. He, uh, he said, "I got catfished by this one girl off Tinder and when I showed up to her apartment, she was not even joking. A hundred pounds heavier than her photos. Um, I go inside her apartment and the place is just a mess. Visible dirt tracks on the carpet with a clear path of where she would walk. She handed me a strawberry lime margarita and I drank about half of it before saying, "Yeah, I think I'm gonna head out." She goes, "What? Why?" And I just say, "I recently got out of a relationship and I just think this is a bad idea." She goes, "Is that the real reason?" Obviously aware that she is not displaying her true self online. As I'm walking out, I look down and I see a bug crawling on the floor. I point at it and I go, "Bug."

• 33:26Speaker 03

  And she goes, "No, it's just a fuzzy." When it was definitely not a fuzzy. It was clearly moving and had legs. I laughed the entire car ride home from that one.

• 33:37Bunnie XO?

  Okay, well, my question to that person is, you walk into a place that looks like that and you drink a fucking lime margarita? You don't know, one, you don't know what she could have put in it. Two, you don't, do you think she washed the cup or the fucking?

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Maybe it was a can.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  That could have been her piss.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, okay. It was like a can out of a

• 33:58Speaker 03

  carton. Doesn't sound like she probably does dishes. This is why you FaceTime before meeting someone.

• 34:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure. Maybe that was back in the day.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  I really just wanted to read it because the bug.

• 34:10Bunnie XO?

  I know. I don't think I've ever been catfished. Have you guys ever been catfished?

• 34:14Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 34:15Bunnie XO?

  You have?

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 34:16Bunnie XO?

  What happened?

• 34:18Speaker 03

  You go.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  No, I wanna know yours.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  I thought I was catfish. Okay. This was in my

• 34:25Speaker 02

  This is so Haley driven.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  This was in my hoe phase. Ten years ago and I was Snapchatting this one guy. His name, I'll just say his name. His name was Jay. And Snapchatting him and we plan for me to come over to his house. And he was like, just text me. I'll send you my address, whatever. So I was like, okay. So I'm in my text now. And I text Jay in my phone. And I was like, hey, like. We still get to hang, like whatever. And he's just like, uh, yeah, cool, whatever. And I was like, hey, what's your address? Gave me his address.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  I show up to his house and I'm like, okay, I'm outside. He comes out and I'm like. That's not him. And I'm just like. What the fuck? I was so confused for so long. We had a full on conversation for ten minutes until I realized. I I texted the wrong Jay.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Yourself Haley.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  That is, that's a Haley move.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  That is

• 35:23Speaker 03

  That is one hundred percent. And I realized it halfway through talking to him and I think he realized that I didn't mean to text him. Oh, fuck. So it was one you didn't want to see? I mean, he wasn't bad. Yeah. I left. Did you guys end up hooking? Okay. I left. I left because I was so still like confused and scared. Yeah. That I couldn't get out of that and I just had to leave. But the other one is now. Pretty big on TikTok and Instagram and is married and has kids. So I feel like that happened for a reason for him to meet. Because he met her right after me. Aww. So I feel like Who wants to say it? We'll bleep it. Uh, you'll bleep it? Yeah, of course. Like the family, they have like five, over five million. I'll show you. It's like a family channel, whatever, but yeah.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Wow. Wild. So yeah, that was Total Haley fucking move. You know, I want to hear this last one.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  I gotta tell you guys about my catfish.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Oh shit. Okay.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Wait, I have to figure out how to say this without everyone figuring out from my hometown who it is.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  Social names.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Nope, the minute I say why I got capped, this makes me sound really shallow. I can't do it.

• 36:30Bunnie XO?

  Do it now.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Do it.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Okay, we might have to bleep it, but this guy and I met online and we were sending pictures back and forth. This is way before FaceTime. And so pictures were all it was. And then when I met him, that man was looking town and country.

• 36:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  But all the photos were taken from like here.

• 36:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Okay, bleep that. I sound really shallow.

• 36:54Bunnie XO?

  No, you don't. You know, I'm, men do it all the fucking time. It's about their time. And I'm sorry, there. There are plenty of women who have left dates that fucking, I have had the opposite. I, okay, so remember when MySpace was big, right?

• 37:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 37:11Bunnie XO?

  I fucking DM'd this rapper one time and I was like, I love you. And he wrote me back and he said, I love you too. And he said, call me. So he gave me his number and this was before FaceTime. This was like before anything. And you know how many catfish fucking profiles were on Face, on MySpace. Anyways, I end up going to Cali because that's where he's at, right? And I'm out there and he's like, yeah, let's meet up. And I had no idea if it was really this rapper or anything. And I show up to this place by myself. And it's him. And we ended up having a fucking long-term romance. But that's how we met. What the fucking MySpace?

• 37:52Speaker 02

  I knew about who that, yeah.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  That reminds me of like that one episode of Catfished, where that one girl pretended to be a rapper.

• 38:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but it was real. Like I actually met him and we hooked up for years after that. Yeah, crazy. Dad's crazy. That was back in my ho days.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  We all had that.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  We all have past. Yeah. All right. So do you, it's a long one.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Give it to me.

• 38:15Bunnie XO?

  All right, we're gonna go out with a bang, baby. And listen, I told you, the guys came through this week for me.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, mine was a guy.

• 38:21Bunnie XO?

  Look.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  This is all guys.

• 38:23Bunnie XO?

  Mimi's getting prepared.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  I'm really nervous. She's gonna say come again.

• 38:27Bunnie XO?

  It's something like that.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  I can't handle that word anymore.

• 38:36Speaker 02

  Bro, I missed an entire section of hair on my leg.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  Yep, you did.

• 38:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh wait, I'm so sorry. This is a female.

• 38:45Bunnie XO?

  I am so horny all the time, it's almost unbearable. She's 24, female. I masturbate multiple times a day, almost every day, and it barely touches how desperate my body feels. It's like scratching an itch that never stops itching. I am wet almost constantly. My thighs clench on their own and I desperately want to feel something inside of me all the time. My clit throbs and my pussy clench at the slightest turn on. I'm still a virgin.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 39:15Bunnie XO?

  And that makes it feel both harder and hotter. Every fantasy, every imagined touch feels like it's driving me totally insane. It feels like I am desperate for someone to notice to take control and fuck me. I am soaking wet right now just writing this and probably going to masturbate after posting. Does anyone else feel this way or am I alone here? Will I grow out of it?

• 39:41Speaker 02

  She's still intact? That's wild.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  What is up with all the extra details?

• 39:50Speaker 03

  God.

• 39:51Bunnie XO?

  Would you rather than be vague like Christina?

• 39:57Bunnie XO?

  I mean, okay, so to answer the question. I know what it's like to be that horny because I have been that horny before, but it comes in like cycles of the month. So I'm wondering if maybe she's a little bit hornier during like her ovulation or right before her period.

• 40:13Speaker 02

  She's throbbing all the time. There was no waves there, guys. That seems like it's a chronic.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Maybe, maybe go to the doctor.

• 40:25Bunnie XO?

  I don't think there's anything wrong with it though. She's 24.

• 40:30Bunnie XO?

  Mimi.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking where it happens all the time? That, no, that's what I was thinking. And what's that? No, narcolepsy. That's what I was thinking of.

• 40:38Bunnie XO?

  I was like, maybe.

• 40:39Speaker 02

  It was narcolepsy.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 40:43Bunnie XO?

  Um.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Wrong word.

• 40:44Bunnie XO?

  I think she's 24. She's horny. Boys are like that. Maybe she has more testosterone than...

• 40:51Speaker 02

  I mean, you've got the testosterone of a UFC fighter, so...

• 40:54Bunnie XO?

  I do, I do. But, yeah, I think you're normal. I think if you...

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, just keep rubbing it out.

• 41:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just keep fucking play, fucking play the fiddle, baby.

• 41:03Speaker 03

  It's not illegal, so...

• 41:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you're not hurting anybody.

• 41:07Bunnie XO?

  You're not, maybe she's just ready. I don't know. I don't know. All right, on that note, you guys, we're out of here. Toodle-oo. Love ya. Bye-bye.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  That is not illegal.

• 41:24Speaker 05

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