Colton Dunn & Untold MadTV Stories

Bobby Lee reunites with longtime friend and former MadTV writer Colton Dunn, now a writer and producer on Apple TV+‘s Widow’s Bay. The two look back on their crazy MadTV days, Hollywood auditions, comedy writers’ rooms, terrible table reads, practical jokes, kayaking odds, and working alongside Key & Peele. That’s helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY http://www.helixsleep.com/TIGERBELLY for 20% off. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! Download the Klarna app today or visit Klarna.com http://www. Klarna.com to learn more Right now, Bathmate direct is giving our listeners up to 20% off when you use code BELLY at BATHMATEDIRECT. COM/BELLY http://www. BATHMATEDIRECT. COM/BELLY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:33Speaker 02

  That is a dry erase board of a scene that I drew for Widows Bay. And it was my version.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, did you write it?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  I did, I did write on Widows Bay, yeah.

• 1:43Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Are you being real?

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:48Speaker 00

  He's a producer and writer on the show on Apple's TV's Widows Bay. I looked it up.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I just want to say. Hello, mates. I'm playing Australia. I'll be in Melbourne, August 4th, 26. And it'll be in Sydney, Australia. Shrimps, Baba Baba. Brisbane, USA. No, Australia, I mean. August 22nd, 2026. And Auckland, New Zealand, August 23rd, 26.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you meet a little, uh, incel here?

• 2:48Speaker 04

  Incel?

• 2:49Speaker 00

  How is he an incel?

• 2:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  Incel? Oh shit. Wait, he did say he drank a bunch of energy drinks.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know dude.

• 2:54Speaker 04

  That's not incel, that's cool, like, that's like BMX rider.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  You don't have to be an incel, drink energy drinks, but if you are an incel, you drink it.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  You're at level 10 right now dude, I need to bring it down to 5.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 3:07Speaker 04

  I'm gonna call the incel right away and then you're telling me to call.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  We're not even recording yet, he is doing the thing.

• 3:12Speaker 00

  It's recording now.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 3:13Speaker 00

  You're an incel.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  You're an incel. No, you're not. No, your girlfriend's beautiful.

• 3:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Beautiful girlfriend, man.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  And you as well.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Your wife is beautiful.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  I got a beautiful wife, man.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I met her.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Alright, yeah?

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You put your headphones on or no? You don't do that?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Now Colton, um, hey, why did you, um, give me such attitude at the Larry, uh, David premiere? A little bit?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  I didn't give you any attitude.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  A little attitude, guys?

• 3:52Speaker 02

  No way.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  What kind of attitude?

• 3:53Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, he, I was sitting there with a group of people and, uh, Lapkus and Mike Castle, right?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  And then you made it a point to go, "I'm up front."

• 4:07Speaker 02

  That you were up front?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Oh, that I was sitting further for that up front than you were?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Way further.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then you made a big deal like, "Hey guys, I'm gonna..."

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Well, I had to, you know?

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so you got better seats.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Well, the tables have turned. Larry David's the near seating chair.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  I know. It has turned, has it not? Has it not? It has turned. Well, you know, and also you, you said, um, you were very confrontational that night?

• 4:33Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't. I was so happy to see you.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  This is what you said? Can I tell you what you said?

• 4:37Speaker 02

  What did I say?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  You said, "I've been texting you, you haven't texted me back."

• 4:40Speaker 02

  I, that was, I did say I had texted you and you never texted me back, because that was like 2 years ago.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, and what's my vibe, guys?

• 4:47Speaker 02

  No texts back.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no texts back. But I don't have your number.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  I don't know what that.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't have, I don't literally have your number.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  What does that mean? You just never, you never text anybody back?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I do, I do.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  That's my rule? Cool, man. I like that you package that as a vibe. Hey, man, it's my vibe. I like to rob banks.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  No, but I, I don't have your number saved, so after this, we'll, you know.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  We'll text each other back.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  No, we will.

• 5:15Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Figure it out.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What, what's your resistance?

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I'm not resistant. I'm just gonna hold my breath, baby.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've known each other for what?

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Over 20 years.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Easily.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  I remember you guys did the goddamn comedy jam together.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  And I remember you specifically singing a Sister Christian song.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  That's right, Night Ranger.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  And I was, and I remember Bobby, cause we had, I had coached him. Previous disperformance, and it was you, and it was Tiffany Haddish.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 5:42Speaker 04

  And then he was the last to go up, and he was like, oh my god, Colton and Tiffany.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  I know what, they crushed it so hard.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  That you were afraid to.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  I was afraid to go up.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  And then I went up, and what did I do?

• 5:55Speaker 04

  You showed something.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, yeah.

• 5:57Speaker 04

  You got desperate.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  I got desperate.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Oh, you, you took your clothes off, but that was like.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Completely, though.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  But that was like, that's like, you gotta do it. That was like, at that time, you gotta understand what Hollywood is like. I guess, I guess. Bobby Lee got on stage, everybody in the audience knew, those clothes were not long for his body.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  In Comedy Central was mad.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  They were all upset about it.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  They were very upset about it.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  They just had to blur it.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, they'd have blurred it. They blurred it, but they were very upset about it.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Screaming, there was a lot of screaming going on.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  The audience loved it. It played great.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  So Colton has become a star.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you have.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  No way.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you got better seats than I did at the Larry David thing.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  That is true.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  And you were great in that show, by the way.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Oh, thanks.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  And I give you a compliment, you.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it, or no?

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, I loved it.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  What was the compliment?

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Did you like it, or no?

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Did you give me a compliment? I don't.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Like, a great job.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  If that's not a compliment?

• 6:50Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  To confront someone if they liked or didn't like a compliment is, is really like crazy work.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  And your compliment was?

• 6:59Speaker 05

  Nice job.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Hey, man.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Bobby.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Bobby.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  You gave a really good compliment.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  It was awesome afterwards.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a great job. Great job, dude. Anyway, um, you did a great job.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  It was like one of those like Bobby's like, what's funny, you guys all know Bobby is this kind of kooky goofball, but Bobby's kind of like for me is like the old coach. He's like, hey, kid.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, from Rocky, from Rocky.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  And I'm like, what? You saw that coach? Like, yeah, I saw you, kid.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  I've been watching you the whole time.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're Harry Kane, dude.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a leader now, dude.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Let's tell Bobby, Bobby doesn't remember this, but he has the funny stuff.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  I do remember everything.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  You remember this? Okay, maybe you do, so.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is yet.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Well, I was a writer, I was a writer at Mad TV.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  For many years.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  For many years.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  And, um, and I, I partied super hard, like everybody.

• 7:51Speaker 05

  Sick?

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Pretty sick.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's sick, right?

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Bobby, my man, you and me would have been. You would have loved my house.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  I would have got you on that show.

• 7:59Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Promise?

• 8:04Speaker 05

  All right, cool. Time is fast.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  And so, you know, but I'm there as a writer and I'm just, you know.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Great writer.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Fancy free and, and Bobby comes one day and I don't know if you remember, he said this to me, he go, hey, man, you're gonna be a producer one day.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Like, cocaine on my face.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you become one?

• 8:22Speaker 05

  Did you like that?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  I am, now I am.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was fucking right.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  He was right, but I did, at the time, at the time, I was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm a.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  I can't even produce rent.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm a seer.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  No, honestly, he does have, have some like oracle qualities about him that's weird, but he's, you're right.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Luke, you're gonna be a star.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  I respect it, that was like.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  Believe it, I believe it.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be a star, dude.

• 8:46Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your episode of Comics Unleashed?

• 8:51Speaker 05

  I swear to God, do not.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  Did he do Comics Unleashed?

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he did.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  Congratulations, man.

• 8:57Speaker 05

  Thank you, thank you.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, dude.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  That's a big show.

• 9:00Speaker 05

  It's pretty huge, actually, yeah. No big deal.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  It is a good show.

• 9:04Speaker 05

  CBS, so.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, CBS, really?

• 9:06Speaker 05

  No big deal.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  CBS?

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  Not a.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Series regular on TV show.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  So like, what, uh, you know, what, uh, like what did, what was it? What did you unleash?

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Not comedy.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  I was pretty young. I did have censors come up directly to me multiple times to say, "You can't say that. You can't say that. You have to say it again." Byron Allen kept cursing to me. I got him all riled up.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Really?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was, I-

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Wait, he was cursing because he was mad at you?

• 9:34Speaker 05

  No, he was just like, "Oh, you're talking about wanting to fuck this girl?" I have like a joke about wanting to have sex with him. He's like, "You're a fucker?" And then they would cut and be like, "Hey Byron, you can't say fuck." And he was like, "Okay, I won't say it."

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  He'd be like, "Oh, the leashes are out." "Man, the leashes out again." "Who let the dogs out?"

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Bringing that back.

• 9:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Not good, not relative?

• 9:54Speaker 04

  Oh, that's one of my trigger songs.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  Why is that?

• 9:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then I think the other one is "Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot."

• 10:03Speaker 04

  It sends me, it sends me into like a mental spiral.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  But who did?

• 10:07Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  What year?

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Who did let the dogs out?

• 10:09Speaker 04

  I, I, I still-

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Well, don't start singing this shit.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, so, um-

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Who were you on with on Comics Unleashed?

• 10:18Speaker 05

  Uh, just a bunch of ladies.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Did this already air?

• 10:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, it aired.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  It aired.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Can we see it on, was it streaming somewhere?

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Colton, please.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  You have so much, you have so many bigger things going on. You don't want-

• 10:31Speaker 02

  No, really?

• 10:31Speaker 05

  You don't need to see my Comics Unleashed episode.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  I blew up an inflatable water slide.

• 10:37Speaker 05

  That's a great life. That's a great life.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I, um, I got cut out of the show. I told you that.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  But the reason I went to the premiere is, is that Larry himself called me. "Can you please come to the premiere? I'm, you know, maybe the bit didn't work," you know, and I-

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  The sketch I was in.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it just, the whole sketch got cut out.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Is that something that a lot of people don't do is call you and say, "Hey," like, "You're actually not in it?" Is that like a courtesy many people don't extend?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  I think, for somebody like Bobby Lee, you would extend that courtesy.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  No, they never- I have never been, I have never had that call before.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  I know, because he called me immediately after. He's like, "Can you believe he let me know in advance?"

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he let me know in advance. He called him, me himself. It was like, it was like that old school, um, show business.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Which is like, kiddo.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, I had told this story before, but I was the back room at the, I was checking IDs before Matt TV, at the Comedy Store, and George Carlin came in. Do you guys know him?

• 11:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  Audience.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, old guy.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  I'm sorry, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Legend.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, I know.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  He was a legend.

• 11:55Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, um.

• 11:56Speaker 05

  Big fan.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was a kid, I was, you know, your age. How old are you?

• 11:59Speaker 05

  Twenty-five.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was that age. Whatever that age is. And, um, he said, "What's your name, kid?" And I go, "Bobby Lee. I'm a comedian." Am I boring you?

• 12:10Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm sorry, I was just.

• 12:12Speaker 05

  But that was a big yawn.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Oh, that was not a yawn at all. Alright, alright.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  And then, a year later, he walked in again, I was working the back door again. And he goes, "Good evening, Mr. Lee." He had remembered my name. You know, and, and that Larry David thing felt like the same thing.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Have you ever been in a situation where you show up to a premiere, like, excited to see yourself and you're not, you never see yourself?

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Have you?

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  The movie Paul.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 12:43Speaker 05

  Well, you might have dodged a bullet on that one.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Was it an alien?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  And then they put me in the, uh...

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Oh, the extended?

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  The extended version?

• 12:52Speaker 05

  Oh, you were in the director's cut.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm in the director's cut.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  But like, somebody cut me.

• 12:57Speaker 05

  The director wanted you in it.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I didn't know, I went, and, and I'm like, oh, because I was in the big...

• 13:02Speaker 02

  That's messed up, that's messed up.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  No, that happens a lot, for me.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  That's not good.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  That's not good.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. As a producer...

• 13:09Speaker 02

  If I was a producer, I would not let that happen.

• 13:13Speaker 05

  It's so funny to see Bobby at the premiere as a producer and you're like, "You know, he's not in it, right? Is he gonna figure that out?"

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it happens all the time, I, I believe.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  I'd imagine, but I can't imagine any, any producer with a performance background, on-camera background, would not.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Would not, uh, uh, give that courtesy.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I, I was in the movie The Dictator, never was invited to the premiere.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  But at least you were in it a lot.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  I was in it a lot, but I was not invited to the premiere.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Were you too controversial for that movie, for the premiere?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I, no, I don't know what it was. They just didn't invite me. Yeah, so, I mean, you know, things like that, what?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  I'm surprised you'd get cut out of that.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get cut out.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  You didn't?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  He was in it, he wasn't in the...

• 13:55Speaker 05

  You're prominent in that film.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  You, you weren't, you, you... Maybe there's a way that you, maybe you got invited to the premiere and you just didn't get the invite?

• 14:02Speaker 04

  You don't check your mail.

• 14:02Speaker 05

  That's another...

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  This was before, yeah.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Maybe they text you.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe, maybe.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Call the producer.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Right now.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think one of the-

• 14:12Speaker 02

  I can't imagine that they wouldn't want as many Asians there as possible to shield them.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Sony's like, call them all.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would think. I think one of the reasons why it was in London.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, does that make it- I don't know. I don't know.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  That's a weird, I mean, I don't know, I guess I wouldn't assume that I would just be like, hey, man, you wanna go see the movie in London? But I don't-

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely was not invited.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Would you-

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause I kept calling when I-

• 14:41Speaker 02

  You would've gone.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're like, it's in London, so.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  And I go, what does that mean? Like, I'm not gonna fly you out.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Oh, then just go, I'll be in London. You wanted them to fly you out to London to go-

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm in, I'm in the movie.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  Oh, buddy, now we're not-

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean?

• 14:58Speaker 02

  We don't have that in the budget.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Now it's the producer coming out. The premiere.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, first of all, Luke, no, I'm gonna ask you, not you, Colton, okay? If you had five scenes in a movie, right? And, um, and you, it was in a different country, you don't think that they would fly you out?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  I mean, I guess I'd have to see, it would depend on what the scenes were in the movie.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Uh, it have to depend, honestly, what your contract was when you started the work on the job. I mean, you make the agreement-

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  For getting paid to go to a premiere-

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  At the beginning, like, that's, that's press, that's like, you know, publicity.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  You know, like, so, you know, that, just paying you out of like, just out of niceness, I mean, maybe somebody could've done that who works on the movie, but-

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what about that, what about this situation?

• 15:43Speaker 02

  Business-wise, there'd be no reason to buy you a ticket.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Colton.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  So I'm not a star?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  You are, you're a star.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a star.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  You know, I mean, there's a lot of stars in that movie.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of stars, yeah, yeah, too many stars.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  There's not too many, I think it's the right amount, it's a great movie.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Well, don't make this about you.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's talk about you. Let's talk about. One last question.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  All right, if you're doing a film.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you show up and they go, you're not, you don't have a trailer. Which just happened too.

• 16:18Speaker 05

  You showed up and there's no trailer?

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  There's no trailer and they go, I go, why? It's not in the contract. Right, so I had to sit with the extras in a barn.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  And I had scenes and stuff. Would you be mad about that?

• 16:33Speaker 02

  I mean, I'd be mad at my representation.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was, yeah, and then they screamed at the producers and then I got like, no one talked to me for the rest of the movie.

• 16:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was bad, so.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Are you serious?

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Wait, why wouldn't they have a trailer for you?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Dude, are they trolling you?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, I made the mistake of yelling at my H's, like, why the fuck don't I have a trailer? Right? And then they screamed at the producers and then it was like, because there was just so many people in a couple of days, they just ran out. But what made me mad was Ken Jeong had one.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Well, that's.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we both in the same movie.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  That would make you furious.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Maybe they, they mixed you guys up or something and there was a confusion.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  What, bro?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Bro, dude, what kind of take is that?

• 17:22Speaker 05

  I'm trying to.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  Put the leash on.

• 17:24Speaker 05

  Put the leash.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Leash it on.

• 17:28Speaker 05

  I'm trying to see.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  That's not Byron Allen, dude.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Different block guy.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 17:35Speaker 05

  It seems like her agent.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  Byron, Byron, don't say it Byron, don't do it Byron.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  We love Helix Sleep, man.

• 18:02Speaker 04

  I'm getting sleepy just thinking about my wonderful Helix mattress.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  I have a Helix mattress, I have two of them as well, and let me tell you something, man. We sleep like angels on a cloud.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  And honestly, it's like, why wouldn't you have the best mattress on earth? You spend at least a third of your everyday.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 18:20Speaker 04

  On this thing, right? Like, why shouldn't it be the best thing ever?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like I'm floating like I'm an angel, you know, in the sky, and it makes me sleep good, but then it gets dark and it's like a dark nighttime angel in the darkness.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  What I love about Helix is like you and I are different sleepers, right?

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're a spazzer.

• 18:37Speaker 04

  I'm well, I run really, really hot and I'm a side sleeper, so, you know, it's very easy with Helix.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  She rolls, rolls, rolls.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can just go in the website, you can take the really short quiz and it matches you with the perfect one for your exact type of sleep and body.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  It also has 120 night sleep trial and limited lifetime warranty, that's great. Free shipping and seamless delivery, that's good, too. Helix delivers your mattress right to your door, Luke, with free shipping in the US.

• 19:03Speaker 00

  That's amazing, and you know what? I also heard that they're award-winning and they're the most awarded mattress brand, tested and reviewed by experts like Forbes and Wired, that's legit.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:12Speaker 00

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• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Klarna is here to provide flexibility and control when you need it the most. Klarna lets you split purchases into different payment options. Yeah, what else?

• 19:51Speaker 04

  That's music to my ears, payment options, because honestly, I don't want to part with a big chunk of money, like... All the time.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You want to do it in payment.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  But I like things and I like shopping and I need things and it's like this just makes it doable. It makes life doable and it doesn't feel like a strain to my finances, what I can split payments on.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. And, um, you know, do you use Klarna?

• 20:11Speaker 00

  Yes, I actually just moved and I wanted to get, I need a couch, I need nightstands, I need a bed frame, and I wanted to get it all at once. I don't want to wait for weeks and weeks and weeks for all the money to pile up. So I was able to get it all at once, furnish my room and get the payments done later.

• 20:24Speaker 04

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• 20:35Speaker 00

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• 21:39Speaker 00

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• 22:31Speaker 05

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• 23:03Speaker 02

  Do it Byron. You trying to get in there, pussy?

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  Byron, stop!

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  So you worked for Key and Peele too?

• 23:12Speaker 02

  I did work for Key and Peele. That's what I called them. I was like, Mr. Key.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  No, because of the Mad TV relationship?

• 23:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  You got brought over to that?

• 23:21Speaker 02

  For sure. And I had known Jordan from before Mad TV.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Amsterdam, Amsterdam?

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  And I had met Keegan in passing just through a prompt. So I'd known both those guys before Mad TV and then after and then obviously.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  So you knew Ike back then, Josh?

• 23:37Speaker 02

  All those. Ike, Ike Farrenholz, his brother John, Josh, Seth, all those dudes.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I remember. They used to hang out.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Those guys used to hang out.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 23:52Speaker 02

  They used to hang out. We all used to hang out.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  It used to be Byron Allen, now it's just... Dude, I think Holly's...

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. Yeah. You guys hang out a lot, yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  But, um, now, there was a time in the show where I was pretty bad at the table reads.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Was that a tough time for you?

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a tough laugh. Yeah.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Well, you know, I was, I was, I was a writer at the table read. So for me, I, I got to experience table reads differently.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  How long had you been there before Bobby, um, joined?

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  No, he was there the last three. I was already there.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  He was there the last three, but Bobby and I worked together a lot.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  We did. You wrote me some good ones.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  I think, I got in kind of as you were kind of coming out of whatever funk you were in.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Because I think, I think with me and Dips were there, like you have, you had some friends, you had some friendships.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  In the writers room.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  And so the table reads were, were fun from my memory.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So my memory too.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Uh, there, I know they were always stressful for you.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they were stressful.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  They're very stressful for this guy.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  But this specific person.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  But at the end of the day, they, they were super fun.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Every Tuesday was the most horrifying day for me.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  It was a tough day.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Monday night, you would get the scripts. And then, you know, there was no email or nothing. They would deliver it to your house.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  No, a person would go to your house.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And just give you a script.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  So at midnight, you're just running through it to see what you're in. But do you, were you there, you were there that when Katie Dipold did that prank?

• 25:25Speaker 02

  The best prank ever.

• 25:26Speaker 00

  Oh, you were there for that one?

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. The prank. Yeah. Do you know about the prank?

• 25:30Speaker 00

  Oh, no. What is it?

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, um.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't know, dude. You should have Katie on the show to tell the story.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 25:38Speaker 00

  You did, you did call her when Ben Schwartz was here.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 25:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Did she pick up?

• 25:42Speaker 00

  She did pick up. She was laughing immediately.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she did? Okay.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. So she knows. Yeah, yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Okay. Well, you gotta have her on the show. It's a wonderful story.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is a wonderful story. Yeah.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't want to tell it because it's such a good story.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already told it.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  Oh, you've already told it? Well, then, yes, I was there.

• 25:57Speaker 00

  What a loser.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Falling apart at the table, just like.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was falling apart.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Oh, it was bad.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she gave me, uh, there was a script.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  So everybody gets a script at the table read and, and everyone's going along and reading their lines and like going to the thing. But what Katie had done was given Bobby a different script. And so people are going through and reading and in Bobby's script, it says like, I forget what the lines were, but it was like, it was like random shit. So people would be doing a thing.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm losing it.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  And he would just say that. So everybody else does not see that line on the page. Basically, he's just saying it.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bird noises.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  And they're pushing, and they're just pushing through because they're like, well, it's just Bobby beat Bobby.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  We all know. And.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you know?

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that I had a specific script or were you shocked by it?

• 26:45Speaker 02

  No, we knew that this is a prank.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you were in on the prank?

• 26:48Speaker 02

  I believe all the writers, we knew.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the writers knew. Oh, I didn't know. I thought only Katie knew.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  I mean, I-

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Maybe Katie got all of us.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  I think she got all of us. Because I remember she was the only one laughing.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  I mean, I definitely would have been laughing.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  For sure. Even if I didn't know, I would have been going, "Oh my god."

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people were scared. People were scared of me. People, because it was like, "I'm about to snap."

• 27:09Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  So people, it was our last table read for the whole show.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  It was like, specific, like, I don't know what I'm-

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now the executives and everyone is scared. Everyone's scared because they think I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah, that was the prank. Yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  That's her prank, man.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  It was a great prank, Dad.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  She got him.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she got me, yeah.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  She got him.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  So, you were on with Key and Peele the whole time?

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Whole time.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  As far as I know.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Unless they did, they, they might have done some stuff.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Because, who came up with, uh, the football stuff?

• 27:44Speaker 02

  The football stuff? Uh, I-

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Uh, my name is John.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  I feel like that might have been Jordan?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  Uh, Jordan himself, and then, and then it was one of those, you know, like, a lot of things that, uh, we did something called like dookie sessions.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:58Speaker 02

  Where at the beginning of the day, we would just come in and, and come in with an idea, and we'd float a dookie.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  And then everybody else would just pitch on that idea.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  So for that one, it would have been like, "Oh yeah," you know, he probably wrote down a bunch of names.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  And then we all submitted a bunch of names.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  Like donkey teeth. That's the name I submitted.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that was really good. Donkey teeth was good. Yeah, donkey teeth was good. And then who wrote the, um, the teacher one, uh, with Keegan?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Rich Tellarico.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Tellarico wrote that?

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rich, Rich and Keegan wrote that together.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  The substitute teacher with A-Aron and all that.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  That's a hundred percent Rich Tellarico.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Tellarico, dude. He wrote for Matt as well.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, wrote for, wrote for Matt TV as well, wrote some of the best sketches, uh, uh, on-

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  I believe that, I believe that as well. Yeah, yeah. Is that, have you seen that sketch?

• 28:48Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah, I've seen A-Aron.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  You've seen A-Aron?

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That was probably, um- I was auditioning for a TV show. Um, I had two lines. It was like a guest spot.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  And I wait along. I was in this lobby.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  And on the table was Entertainment Weekly. It was Key and Peele on it.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, and I went into.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  You just went losing it?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I just went into like, what happened to my life? Yeah.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  I'm about to snap.

• 29:19Speaker 05

  I'm about to snap. Cuckoo, cuckoo!

• 29:21Speaker 02

  How do you make it in this city? That's, that's the whole, that's the whole job. The whole job is looking around at how great everybody's.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  And being like, alright, I'm not gonna let it affect me.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  But in this case, they're my boys.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm so happy for them.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  More mad.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't make me more mad. Doesn't make me more mad. I was just like, uh, it was.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  I know what you're talking.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  I was, no, no, no, let me explain myself.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  I got you.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  We all.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you don't, I feel like you don't get me.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Now we got you.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. I get you. I get you back. But anyway, um, I, um, it was like, I'm so happy for them. But then also, you go to yourself and go, oh, I have nothing. And this is where you and I started this.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  In that time period.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. I wanna roll back to just 15 seconds ago, and this is unrelated. You guys really laughed hard when I said I'm about to snap, when Luke said it first.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Conversation is a group effort.

• 30:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  And that happens a lot.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  It'll happen a lot of times where someone will say a joke that isn't quite big, and the, and the, and the group bands together.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  And the other person repeats it to make sure everybody hears it.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  And then, and then, and then did the appropriate thing, which was to go, but hey, guys.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  That was not mine.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Credit due.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  You know?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like that Key and Peele sketch.

• 30:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Is that our Key and Peele sketch?

• 30:39Speaker 05

  I'd like, hi on pot news.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:43Speaker 05

  Gabriel Iglesias comes in.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  And he's like, you gotta come on tour with me!

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. So it's just like that sketch.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got you.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  Apologies, Luke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  But in this case, you, you gave him the credit. You gotta be more bold.

• 30:55Speaker 05

  I will, I will. I'm still getting, getting used to it, so, you know, I'm just getting comfortable.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Nerds against nukes.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Let's not talk about it. It's fine.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Cool, man.

• 31:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's okay.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're, I'm not a nerd, I'm against him as well.

• 31:09Speaker 05

  But, you know, it's like a vintage tee. You know my vintage tee? Vintage clothing?

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow. I have no idea what's going on right now. Wow.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  See, this is my problem with you. I'm sorry. I know we have a guest here, but this is my problem with you. You're getting a little too cocky.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  What is cocky?

• 31:26Speaker 02

  What is cocky?

• 31:27Speaker 04

  We've hit an impasse already. I will say he does have a great vintage tea collection.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  I think based on his-

• 31:32Speaker 02

  You're not helping me.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Based on his economics, I think he's doing pretty well.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  In terms of dressing.

• 31:40Speaker 04

  Oh, right, right.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Based on his economics.

• 31:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, like, we used to do the vintage.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Sure, man.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  I only say that because I know that you're into it.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know what it is, but there was one moment that I remember from you. I don't know why.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Ooh, I can't-

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  But you said something.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  You started singing "Life on Mars" by David Bowie.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  At the table read, and I don't know why you did it. And you're a writer.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Wait, why I did it?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you sang it a little bit. And I'm like, that's a cool song. I don't know why, but that's a memory of mine.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  There's a memory where I would have done that because there was a sketch we wrote.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, you remember?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. Is there... It might have been a Neil deGrasse Tyson sketch?

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Violet's favorite.

• 32:32Speaker 04

  I love him. Did you guys ever have one?

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. But it was, yeah. I definitely remember writing a, writing a "Life on Mars", or is there "Life on Mars" parody?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was, I think.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  And I may have had to sing it because maybe Jordan didn't want to sing it for the read or something. For whatever reason, I sang it for the read.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember when Key and Peele at the table reads would sometimes push the tables aside and they would just act out?

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, all the time. Do the sketch?

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They would just do-

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Well, like, you know, like, the, like, the slap guys?

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  Like, they would always just stand up.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  And perform it. And they would perform it.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  You can't just- You don't read it. You know, read it, and the person's just like, and then they slap their chest, and he slaps his chest, and they slap each other's chest.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  But they would come in and do a performance?

• 33:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  And it was, they would crush. Those two. They, did they, they knew each other before that?

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I mean, they had, they had, they had met, kind of crossed paths just through Chicago Improv. But I don't think it was until- I think it might have been like, once he got hired, or a little bit before that, that they really like, kind of like, sat down and sort of connected as like,

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Oh wow, okay, we have a lot of like,

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  You know.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  My theory, my theory is this, and I don't want to be confrontational, but I'm gonna say something confrontational.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It was crazy.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Because it made everybody insane. It made everybody get all like cuckoo and weird and act all fucking wild and shit.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  You know, so it's,

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  But then after,

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Talk about it. Talk about that shit, so it doesn't happen on other shows.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should acknowledge, anyway.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  You know, maybe the younger generation.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the younger generation.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  I don't know if he's gonna get it, but.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  He is gonna get it.

• 34:10Speaker 05

  I get it.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at his eyes.

• 34:12Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  They crinkled, they're cute, yeah. You have like a Tom Hanks-y likability.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  I, I like the story.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  The swings of you with him are so funny. It's like, you'll be like, you're like a Tom Hanks likability. I hate you.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:29Speaker 05

  I, I saw a comment that called me down since I'm James Franco, so that, that one stuck a little bit.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You look like you're a part of the family.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Maybe underdeveloped?

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, see, I don't want that underdeveloped.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  But still a Franco.

• 34:41Speaker 05

  But I like the stories of like, the grungy craziness. Like, I'm envious of that. I don't, I think that's kind of over. It doesn't sound like those types of things are still happening.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, it doesn't seem like it.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  Workplace toxicity.

• 34:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, they'll say that, but I don't know. Was it real? Did it feel toxic in the moment? It feels like that's what bonds you together with each other.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  I mean, you know, it was, you know, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it is, it is equivalent to what it is like to be on drugs, when everybody in your work environment is also managing drugs.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Which is these big swings. And there's these like, super elated moments where everyone's all together and we're like, we fucking did it, we're living the dream. We're the best, we're the funniest people on the planet. And then it like swings to the next thing where it's like, somebody took a shit in the dressing room and this fucking guy is, you know,

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Who did that?

• 35:28Speaker 02

  This guy lied.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Who did that?

• 35:29Speaker 02

  This guy, who did that? This guy lied to get a job here. This guy lied about who he is in order to get a job on the show, you know?

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I remember. That.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  Wait, what happened?

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I remember that.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, you want, you, you want something not to cut out the show? Let's talk about that.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  We're not cutting that out. What is the story? What is this? So there's a writer, right?

• 35:49Speaker 02

  There's a writer?

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He is a writer, right?

• 35:51Speaker 02

  He's, he is a writer. He's, he's out right now. He's out and about right now.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  And he's doing well.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  He seems to do alright right now.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. We don't have to say his name.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  Oh, I will at the end of the story.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he lied.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  Everything we're gonna tell you is alleged?

• 36:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  This is all alleged stuff?

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Alleged.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  That we, that we're gonna tell you?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, he got fired. Alleged.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  I mean, he got fired.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Allegedly got fired.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  The reason, the reason. We will, I'll talk about it. They're all allegations.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Allegation.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  But I, but I definitely have my own personal experiences that I.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  But he also broke the heart.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Of a cast member.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  And.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So there's that.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  You remember that?

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do remember that. And that's the one part that we won't talk about.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  We won't talk about that.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  But, but understand that that's.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  He lied.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Understand that that's there and that underlines all of the.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  There was actually a couple of those things happening.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's the, uh.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. We're not talking.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  I gotta tell you about this, how this guy.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Okay. This guy gets hired on the show, all right?

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Here's the, here's how we're sold to the, as this guy hired on the show.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  This guy is one of the South Park guys. He's been working with South Park. He's doing voices on the show, in the movies. He's one of the animators with them. And he's like their best buddy, but now he's kinda, he wants to get out and do his own thing? He wants to come to Mad TV and do our animated segments.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  You know, and so on, on Paige, you're like, this sounds great. Mad TV's like, yes, South Park, biggest show on television. We're gonna get one of the guys. He's gonna do an animated segment on the show.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Wow, this is gonna be great, right?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  He comes out with the animated segment and the animated segment is called, I think it's called like **** something.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  And it's, the animation is like kid drawings and the voiceover is, is very South Park-y. It's like, hey, it's time for the kid news and here's what's going on, George Bush, the interview crazy. You know, it's like he's doing this thing and the, the animation is going, you're like, okay, I get it, you know, it's all right. And it kinda plays out. And this dude is like, uh, he like walks around the office, he's like bouncing a ball around, he's wearing sandals.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  He's like, really seems like he's playing this writer role. And here's the story, here's my one story that I was always like, this is weird. And I have been able to confirm that it was a fucking lie.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  All right?

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  So one day, he's like walking around the office.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Chilling, bouncing his fucking ball around.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's this? It's a tennis ball? A tennis ball? What was that?

• 38:21Speaker 02

  It was like a little fucking bouncing ball, you know, but it's like that's.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Maybe is it red?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like, I always now save that when I meet people who have like a weird thing, I'm like, I fucking know you've got something.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Something else is going on.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  You think it's like a performance of a quirk?

• 38:37Speaker 02

  You need this ball because you're a magician and I need to always have.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Getting your attention somewhere else.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:44Speaker 02

  So that you look somewhere else.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Oh, sleight of hand.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Sleight of hand, that's what it is.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  This dude comes in.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  I do cards.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  You do cards? Oh, very cool.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  I shouldn't limit, I shouldn't limit.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. This guy one day goes, hey man, he makes this whole big deal, kind of going to one person, like, I gotta leave early today before the table, I gotta take off early because, uh, yeah, Sasha wants me to come do some writing. Do you remember this?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Going around the office all day.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Sacha Baron Cohen.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Sacha Baron Cohen.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Wants me to go do some writing for him.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Sash.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You should call him Sash?

• 39:16Speaker 02

  We're like, okay, that's, oh, all right, man, what's it for? And I think he was like, maybe the Emmys or some, some award show. He's like, well, he's doing an award show and he really wants me to come work on this thing with him. And everyone's like, okay. And so he like leaves, leaves work. Well, years later, I'm working with Sacha Cohen.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  And I work with him for a couple of weeks and I go, you know what, I'm gonna fucking remember this fucking guy. I'm gonna ask him about it, you know, like, I'd work with him for a couple of weeks and, you know, kind of built up a little, and I, so after, after one of the, the like work days, we're just, it was just like a writing thing, so we're all like working on this thing. And everyone's like, oh, hey man, can I, can I just ask you a question? Do you know this guy? And I'd tell him his name, I'm like, you know this dude? And he's like, I don't know. And I'm like, go, I find a picture. I'm like, this, this is the guy. Oh, I found the picture.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  This is the fucking guy?

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  He's like, this guy, he would have written, and I even, I even, I looked up the award show, cause it was like, I was like, I'll find an award show. He would have written for you on this award show, you know, da, da, da. And he's like, I don't, I've never heard of this guy, I don't know who this guy is.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  All right?

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Didn't they call Trey too?

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Somebody called Trey Parker and said, "Do you know this guy?"

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Allegedly, uh, this is all, this is all hearsay information. So what?

• 40:24Speaker 05

  How does it start to get to?

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Alright, so here we go. Things start unfolding like this. And it all happened with, uh, the very keen eyes of a writing assistant. Who was looking through the sketches that everybody submits for the table reads. And was reading a sketch and was like, "I'm fairly certain I've seen this sketch before."

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  And he found the sketch. Uh, it was like, it might've been a YouTube sketch, like some other sketch group had performed this sketch.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  This guy had just stolen it, written it, or whatever it was. And so he brings it to people and then it just starts to unravel. And it starts to unravel in a big way.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Because he had like integrated himself personally with a bunch of people on the show.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  He had made inroads. He had done all this weird stuff. And as things start like falling apart, it's like everything is falling apart. And he gets, he, somebody meets with the South Park guys and allegedly they're told that he never, that he did work with them. They know who he is, but they don't want to work with him anymore.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so he did work there?

• 41:24Speaker 02

  That there was, there was an issue that he had worked with those guys, not necessarily on South Park. It was, it was weird, but this is all alleged.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Uh, it's all alleged.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Whatever it was, it was vague.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  And it was enough for the show to go, "You know what?

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  I think we're gonna let this guy go."

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  They let this guy go because that also had to do with some of the other stuff that he was doing with the other employees on the show.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  (laughing)

• 41:44Speaker 02

  And he, he-

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you what.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  He leaves-

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say it.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  He leaves, okay, you can say it. Uh, he leaves the show and the next day-

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  The next day, and I'm, I'm in the office, by the way, when this happens. A, a woman comes into the office.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  If you say allegedly again, I'm gonna go crazy.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  No, it's a- I, I, I was there. I, I, I'll say what I saw. It was a woman came into the office and walked over into like the business affairs area.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  And then allegedly, what happened was, is she said, hey, man, I haven't gotten paid for all the animation that I've done for this show. And they said, what? We did pay, we paid the guy who was animating it. And she goes, no, that's my husband. He wrote the pieces, I animated them, why haven't I been paid? And they had like purchased, like very, at the time, this is like years ago, so the, the animation equipment that they purchased for this dude was astronomical. And he'd just gotten that, like, it was, it was, it was insane. And so, and like, he, he had, so he was married. And that was a huge thing that people did not.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Oh, no one knew he was married?

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't, we don't need to talk about it because, you know, even the fact that she was to watch this, I don't want to have to deal with that.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  He was changing all across.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  You guys get it, everybody's watching, it gets it, this happened to your friend, this happened to your girl, this, your homie.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  And we went fucking ham on this guy.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  We went crazy.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  We went crazy on this guy. And, uh, I, and, and one of the crazy things that I did, and this will give you some more story before I, before I, I will tell.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Why, why are you gonna see his name?

• 43:11Speaker 02

  I will, because I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait to the end, because, because there's, it's kind of funny now, because I guarantee you, there's people who are watching this. There's people who are watching this who, who will know who he is, and they'll be like, no, that guy, I love that guy, I love what that guy does.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:22Speaker 02

  So, uh, you know, so, yeah, um, and so, uh.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  You don't care.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  I don't care. Here's the other story.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  So one of the things I did when I was mad, is I posted on IMDb, because on IMDb back then, people had profiles. Like the actor on IMDb, you would have a profile, or a writer would have a profile, and you would have all your stuff, but you could comment on that.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  And I commented, and I said, this guy's a fucking liar.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Like, don't trust him.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, whatever.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a heartbreaker.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Dude, years later.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  I get a message from IMDb, from some guy in, like, the UK, and I believe it was in Ireland or somewhere in Scotland.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  You remember this story?

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember, I remember, yeah.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  And I, this theater got in touch with me, and they were like, this guy came to our theater.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  I remember, I remember, I remember.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  He said he worked with Mad TV, that he was with, uh, you know, Sec, uh, you're not saying I see a South Park, all this stuff. He, you know, we gave a bunch of fucking money, like, he, to, to help us get our theater off the ground.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Was it Amsterdam?

• 44:25Speaker 02

  And he's gone. Not, it wasn't Amsterdam, that's where I had worked, but this was like in, like, somewhere else, and he like just. Absconding with these people's money.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Uh, and just dip.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Allegedly.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Allegedly.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, but I remember that. And now he's made, he's made a, sort of a, his, his career now, I think, is somewhat.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

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• 45:13Speaker 04

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• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  It's not a gimmick, it's not, no.

• 45:15Speaker 04

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• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yes.

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• 45:25Bobby Lee?

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• 46:12Speaker 02

  Oh. Well.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  Now, years later, years later, there's a lot of, like, comedy and stuff going on, on, in social media.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  And, and a lot of people get a lot of heat out of, kind of doing, sort of rage baiting into political atmosphere, right?

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  And so, like, if, say there's, like, some big story, like, uh, I don't know, there was, like, this, this guy from, uh, from California named Devin Nunes or something. I wonder if anybody remembers this guy, but there was something about maybe a cow in the news about him like upset or he wanted to have sex with a cow.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  And then somebody started this Instagram, Twitter account called Devin Nunes Cow.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  You know, and then that Twitter account like starts talking, you know, or like maybe something else happened. Hunter, Hunter, Hunter Biden's laptop starts in Instagram. Well, now that's what this guy does. He starts these like focused, like social media, like buzz story things.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  And like gets a lot of people who, you know, are usually like left leaning and angry to be like, yeah, I like this. Oh, he's giving it to him. He's really razzing the guy's on right. And then they, they go and follow this guy.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  He's a lefty. Is he a lefty?

• 47:20Speaker 02

  I mean, I.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  Well, that's, I mean, that's what he is presenting.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm a lefty.

• 47:25Speaker 02

  That's what he's presenting in his, in his thing. But again, look, I don't trust this person.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  So I don't think he has.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  He could be a righty. He could be a righty.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  I don't think he has politics. I think he's doing what works.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  No, I think that, okay, there is this guy who just, who's been lately blowing up on Tik Tok and he's been showing up on my algorithm. And this is a guy I know to be a pathological liar, but the same thing where everyone's sort of just like gassing him up. And he's just on like the right side of politics and he's just like making it out to be, he's just this like justice warrior. And I'm over here like with just knowing all the lies he's ever told is so crazy.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  It's crazy, but they find their way.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  They find their way.

• 48:06Speaker 04

  These little schemey bastards find their way.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Find their way, dude.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  They do. They do. Yeah, they do. So what's the name?

• 48:14Speaker 05

  But you're saying he's successful now because of the social media stuff.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 48:18Speaker 05

  You're saying he's successful now.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  I don't know how successful he is.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  I don't know how successful the guy is. And again, this is all allegedly, but it's my right not to like this guy. And you don't have to like him either. But I think he's a piece of shit and his name is.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  I feel like this guy is revengeful and maybe not say his name. Cause he, cause he looks like a vengeful person.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  He could be.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  He also looks like he's probably got time in his hands.

• 48:40Speaker 05

  Yes. Did you hear about how someone else purchased the website for? And then Trump was, yeah.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  He does it, he does it constantly. Anytime you've heard that story, he's usually the guy who bought the thing.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  I think, I think Space Force. I think he got, he got SpaceForce.com and then they were like, or dot gov. And they were like, we gotta buy it back from him or whatever.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good idea.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  To steal people's.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  People do it all the time. Bobby, you're so late to the game.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  ElonMusk.com, can we buy that?

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  Elon Musk. I gotta start my website.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, we should start buying, like, somebody bought Happy Birthday.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Some old lady I heard bought Happy Birthday.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  What, she bought their website, Happy Birthday?

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the song, the rights to the song, I think.

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Again?

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean again?

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Can't do it anymore?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you, it's a po-

• 49:34Speaker 02

  No, you, wait, the rights, the rights.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, maybe I'm wrong.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  I thought maybe it was HappyBirthday.com.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, is back in the 40s or something.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'm wrong.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  I think you're right. Somebody bought the rights to Happy Birthday and those recently expired, like, in the last, like, five or six years.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  And so now people can, now it is public domain.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say it. I never sang it.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Because before that.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want any money.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  You could, but that's also, that's also, people can tell how old you are as a, as a performer and an actor, if you get worried about singing Happy Birthday.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  I know. I'm old!

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm 55. How old are you now?

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  How old are you now?

• 50:11Speaker 02

  What?

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Weep that, weep that.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you gotta be in your 40s.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Huh? Maybe. Almost there.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Almost, yeah.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Almost there.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  And then after Key and Peele, you, Superstore.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  Then I was on Superstore.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for how many seasons?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  We did six seasons of Superstore.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  That was tight.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  It was tight?

• 50:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. Right at Universal, dude.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Really? Yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  That was a big heartbreak one for you, Superstore.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  I remember.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  I auditioned a couple of times.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  Really?

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Oh wow.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  They're pretty close.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  You tested, I think.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  I tested, yeah.

• 50:44Speaker 02

  For Mateo?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Do you remember what the character was?

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Oh, for Nico Santos's role?

• 50:50Speaker 04

  I think it was for Nico Santos.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was Nico Santos's role, yeah, yeah. But anyway, uh, he got it, and congratulations.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's a good run, six years.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I played a guy who used a wheelchair.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, twenty, was it, was that when they changed the amount of episodes? Or you still had twenty-two episodes there?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  We did, we had a few twenty-two episode seasons.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good.

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, yeah, we made it, because we made it to over a hundred episodes.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing, yeah. She made a little chunk there.

• 51:17Speaker 02

  We did, but not like we would have back in the day, dude.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Right at the end, right at the very last season, they were like, the people from NBC came in, they're like, "Hey, we're so excited, we're gonna be launching Peacock. You guys are gonna be one of the big shows, launching on Peacock."

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  "Oh, cool," and they're like, "You wanna promote it?" And we're like, "Oh, okay, well, yeah, well, what's, what's the, so, what do we get paid for being on Peacock?"

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Normally, after this kind of thing, we go, you know, you sell it to syndication.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  You make a lot of money, and they're like, "Oh, no, we already owned it."

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  Peacock. "We already paid you."

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What a ripoff.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, it was like...

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  It's like the Toyota, do you remember the Toyota Yaris?

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, those, those, yeah, those ads you guys did?

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  At Matt TV.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they made us say Toyota Yaris a lot. So we do a sketch of like a dating, you're right, so Arden Marine would be like, my date, or whatever, in a sketch. I go, "You wanna come inside my Toyota Yaris?" And then look in the camera, Toyota Yaris, right? And they made, and then...

• 52:19Speaker 02

  I was in one of those, remember?

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  I was the valet.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were the valet, yeah, yeah, and then, I asked, I go, "Do we get extra money for this?" Yeah, and they go, "No, absolutely not." Yeah, it's just a way they can make extra, you know what I mean? And then, you know, I mean, but we're the salesman.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we're just a tool.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  That was a lot of money you guys should have gotten for that.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 52:44Speaker 02

  I'm being real.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  You should have gotten paid for that.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  But then I crashed it, do you remember, or no?

• 52:49Speaker 02

  Uh, great, you crashed the, did you crash it on the lot? Because I feel like we were driving it on the lot.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I took, I took the keys.

• 52:57Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  And I went in an alleyway, and I scratched the side of the car.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  A common theme.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I brought it back, and then the salesman was screaming at me.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "We don't get paid." You know?

• 53:13Speaker 05

  What? That was your argument?

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 53:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

• 53:19Speaker 02

  I mean, it's a little late for that argument.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Well, it's sort of like, I mean, you've already crashed the car.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I didn't crash. I scraped it a little bit on the side of a alleyway.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  You damaged the car.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Remember Las Palmas? You know, those alleyways? It was kind of industrial.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, it's like a European city over there. You're just weaving in and out.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  It's like, uh...

• 53:45Speaker 05

  The Krance.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. What's that movie? Ronin?

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ronin, yeah. Yeah, Ronin. That was a good movie.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Ever seen that movie?

• 53:52Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  It's a...

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Check it out. You'll like it, man.

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  You like cars?

• 53:55Speaker 05

  I like cars.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  You like cars going fast? You like heists?

• 53:58Speaker 05

  Usually, yeah.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  You'll like it.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:02Speaker 05

  Good.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Long form improv, too. I never learned how to do it.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Oh, and you do it all the time, dude?

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't. No, when I... Remember, I used to see you guys at that I.O. What's that called? Is that what it's called?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Improv Olympic?

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  The Upper Right Citizens Brigade Theater?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be you guys onstage. I'd come check it out.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  And you guys do long form.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I don't necessarily remember you coming to one of my improv shows.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  I did. I did. I wouldn't even say hi. I'd just be in the back.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember thinking to myself, "That's a skill set that I don't know." Teach us, huh?

• 54:39Speaker 05

  Is that what Boom Chicago was? Was that long form also?

• 54:42Speaker 02

  No, not really when I did. I mean, I think they do long form now, but when I did, it was like short form improv. So it was probably more like, "Whose line is it anyway?"

• 54:49Speaker 05

  Gotcha.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  But who... How do you explain to people listening what long form improv is?

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Uh, well, long form improv is, is, is one of those things where it is very much what it sounds like. So you can think of like, you can think of like a scene like...

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Improv, but long.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can think of like a "Whose line is it anyway?" scene where they might go, "All right, we're gonna do a scene, and during this scene, while they're acting it out, I'm gonna ring a little bell. And when I ring it, uh, they're gonna go backwards. And then when I ring it again, they'll go forwards again."

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Alright, now just think about long form improv as there's no bell. It's just two people who just duel a scene.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's long.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Nobody, nobody has to ring a bell.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's long.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  It could be long, sure.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's the longest long form? That you've done.

• 55:33Speaker 00

  Well, you did the Schwartz and Friends thing, which was pretty long.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  What's the longest show, I bet?

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  The longest long-form improv show you've done.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  With one premise.

• 55:43Speaker 00

  Probably an hour.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Twenty minutes?

• 55:44Speaker 00

  An hour, right?

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude. I have no idea.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't know? You don't time yourself? There's no timer?

• 55:49Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't know what the longest is.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did forty. There's never that?

• 55:52Speaker 02

  No, no. It's not like, it's not like an endurance thing. Like, we're not like, we're gonna get longer. Every, every show's getting longer.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But that should be in a, a thing of like, the longest long-form ever done.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Like, Guinness Book of World Records.

• 56:06Speaker 02

  I mean, there are, they've definitely done like improv marathons where they try to keep an improv show going.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  But I don't know, um...

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Boring.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, boring.

• 56:14Speaker 00

  The longest one is a hundred fifty hour performance set in two thousand fifteen.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Boom.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Who set it?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  A hundred fifty hour?

• 56:21Speaker 00

  That's, uh, from Keith, uh, Saltojanes and Rob O'Connor at I O West.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  In front of a live audience?

• 56:27Speaker 00

  Yeah. I O West, surprisingly. I thought it'd be good.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Here?

• 56:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  When?

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Twenty fifteen.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Twenty fifteen? I was here.

• 56:33Speaker 00

  You're jealous.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  He's like, yeah, I feel a little jealousy.

• 56:37Speaker 00

  A hundred fifty hours.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  A hundred fifty hours, dude.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Definitely not.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's hard, dude. You can do it too, Colton.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  Gradually.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, how, yeah, that's gotta be the boring, most boring show you've ever seen.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Imagine, imagine somebody watching that for how many hours?

• 56:54Speaker 00

  Hundred fifty hours.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Do they eat?

• 56:55Speaker 02

  I mean, at some point, it has to like, get good, though. It has to get really.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I see.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  You know, at one point, it was probably like, people were like, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here for this.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  I'm watching this happen.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Did you guys follow You Row Kelsey, the girl who, um, rode solo, solo from California to Hawaii by herself?

• 57:12Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  No one's followed her?

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  I've been watching her.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  She arrived.

• 57:16Speaker 00

  Maybe, I, I think I may have seen, uh, did she swim or something?

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  Well, she had to clean her boat underneath.

• 57:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, I just saw a bunch of people, like, were like, this is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, okay, I saw that. I saw that.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  She's on a, like, a little canoe-y thing.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen her on the internet.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  What is she doing?

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what the fuck is she doing?

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Okay, let me tell you. So, basically, she was just out to kind of, um, set the new women's record, but as, I think, like, half, three... quarters of the way through, she realized that she was actually like 500 miles like ahead or something like that ahead of the men's record. And so she smashed both and she arrived in Hawaii two days ago.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Boy.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  She just has the record.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  She has the record.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I mean, alone in the, you know, in the Pacific, just night and day.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, alone?

• 58:02Speaker 04

  I, 150 hours of I O S.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  I, I mean, there's not a boat in front of her going.

• 58:08Speaker 04

  No, there isn't. She was alone.

• 58:10Speaker 00

  No one's watching.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  She was alone.

• 58:11Speaker 02

  Why do you think there's a boat in front of her?

• 58:12Speaker 04

  There was so much.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing? I'm not being sexist.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  No, I think.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  Oh, I wasn't even saying that.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Why are you saying that? Why are you even implying that?

• 58:21Speaker 02

  I wasn't.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I think it's good. I believe her. I believe her.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Okay, so a lot of people.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  You believe her?

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  I believe it.

• 58:30Speaker 00

  There was obviously a boat of dudes.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Not what believe all.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  There's a lot of naysayers that basically like conspiracies that are like, oh, she wasn't there alone, but this girl was alone.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  I can tell.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  Alone.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, because a lot of the camera shots of her is, it's a iPhone or a camera.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  Well-equipped and she had all the gear.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Get all the water.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, she was incredible.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what happens when you run out of water out there?

• 58:53Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 58:53Speaker 02

  Run out of water? You'd be like, of, of drink, drinkable water.

• 58:57Speaker 04

  You what?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Colton, yes.

• 59:00Speaker 00

  Craziest question.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  And you are in the middle of ocean. And you said where, what happens if you run out of water?

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  This is her?

• 59:05Speaker 02

  I'd be like, this is how she did it?

• 59:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, and, and there was.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Why is she doing it like that?

• 59:09Speaker 00

  She took more time to point.

• 59:11Speaker 04

  No, because there, there was a time when she had made so much headway and then a storm blew her back to shore, basically. And so she was like crying because she was like, I, I, I was just, you know, rowing, rowing, rowing, and she got nowhere.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:24Speaker 00

  Forty-three days.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Forty-three days.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  I would not make it past fucking Catalina Island.

• 59:31Speaker 04

  The fact that you think you could get to Catalina is crazy.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  I, I bet you money I could. Could you?

• 59:36Speaker 00

  Catalina, who?

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  In a canoe? Yes, we could.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  A canoe?

• 59:42Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't, you know, have not traversed the waters to Catalina. What are the waves like?

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Exactly, Bobby. You don't know anything about like, like wind pattern, nothing. Surf? You couldn't get past this, the break?

• 59:55Speaker 02

  I don't think you could take a canoe out there, man. I don't think-

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Whatever she was, what was she riding?

• 59:59Speaker 04

  She had a very specific kind of-

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  She's got like a-

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  A kayaker.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Look at that. That's like a-

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Like a wider one.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so you don't think with that contraption, I wouldn't make it to Catalina?

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  I think it's just-

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  You would know. I would love to just to put you in this thing.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 00

  Alright, go for it.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  You just feel like, what?

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  But see, you look at how buff her arms are. Your arms are gonna burn like after 10 minutes.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not giving me a time limit. It could take 5 years.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  I would do my own time.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  What if we said like 3 days?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how long it ta- I don't know how far Catalina is from the shoreline. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  It should probably take you like a day, I would think. I mean, if you could see it.

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  Like a straight 24 hours. Yeah, depending on, you know-

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Give me a week.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it in a week.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  What does Google say? Can't you just ask Google how long it takes?

• 1:00:55Speaker 00

  22 to 30 miles from Catal- from Long Beach to Catalina Island.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  I will start with Long Beach.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  30 miles? That's not that far, dude.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I think I can do it.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  30 miles?

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Without, without training.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Alright, let's do this. Come on now. I'm sure there's, there's gotta be, there's gotta be a kayak company or some sort of-

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Company, uh, who goes to Catalina Island.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Get us, get us a boat.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Are there orcas?

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  No, no orcas.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no orcas. Are there great whites?

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  There's some whales. There's great whites for sure. There's-

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  Great whites, dude. What are you worried about a great white? You're gonna be in a fucking giant boat.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  No, dude. She had to clean it. Look.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  You don't have to do that.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do. I'm gonna-

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Dude, you're going 30 miles. You're not gonna have to clean the boat.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  5 years, maybe some barnacles, but like 30 miles, no.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  So, everyone in this room believes I wouldn't make it?

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  I believe you'd make it.

• 1:01:47Speaker 00

  They said average, average rowers at 2 miles per hour would be 11 plus hours.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  Average.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Average. So 2 days.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  15 hours.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 15 hours.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  I think Bobby can do it in 2 days, maybe.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58Speaker 00

  What's the furthest distance you've traveled like on foot or something?

• 1:02:03Speaker 05

  I mean to go straight to boat. I'm just curious, it's not a diss or anything.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah dude, not a diss, but how far have you walked?

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm not, I'm just saying like-

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Curious if you could like-

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm just trying to, you know, like-

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna know too.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  If we're setting the betting odds, it's like, oh, for comparison.

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  Throw it on Kalshi, right?

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, Kalshi, prediction market. Yeah.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  So what are you asking me?

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  No, it's not a-

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  How far have I hiked?

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  What's your, what's your endurance like?

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  When you've dated, how long, was the long-

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Okay, so I'll say this about Bobby, strangely fucking athletic.

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Like, honestly, I-

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  I saw him play ping pong.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  But he has like a-

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  That is true, he's really good.

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  Below on the endurance, I think. The endurance has never been your strong suit.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I beat Paul Banks.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  You did? I was there.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  You were there, yeah.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  I was there.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  He's lead singer of Interpol.

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I beat him in two games of ping pong, ping pong. He'll never-

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  That's great. These are important facts.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Did you do anything in that ping pong movie that came out?

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  No, they never asked me to do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amari Supreme? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. You think that I, I'm barely in anything?

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  You missed it dude.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, I'm curious, cause you say that you like to, you were partying at the Mad TV days, and then you went and did Boom Chicago in Amsterdam. I'm really interested of like that whole journey. Was, was there crazy Amsterdam moment with like the improv troupe? Or were you guys just kinda working and like?

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's-

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's-

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  The Netherlands.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, obviously.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  But like, like what? Like?

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  I mean, there's a red light this- Yeah, I mean, there's, um-

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Drugs are like legal, right?

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  Sounds a lot of cool.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  There's a lot of drugs, okay?

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  A lot of drugs are legal.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  You know, so I was younger and I was, you know, definitely experimenting and probably too, doing too much experimenting with things.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Like you couldn't do it now in your 50s.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Like you are, you know?

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  In my 50s.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How old are you? I can just Google it.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can just Google it. Yeah, no, I'm forty nine. I'm just forty. But, um, and, and no, I could not do the stuff that I did.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  It would just be, and, and more, more so too is the, you just can't trust the drugs these days, you know?

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  You can't trust it. Yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  It's a bummer.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is. Yeah, like cocaine.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  You can't trust the coke.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, you used to be able to just do coke anywhere.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  You can take coke from anybody.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  I remember one time I went to a wedding and I played, I played guitar for, this was such a weird wedding. This was in Amsterdam and it was for, uh, the bartender of the bar and this woman that he's married. They have now since divorced, but she really wanted somebody to play, uh, Wild Horses. While they walked down the aisle.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what is Wild Horses? Is it the song?

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  The song.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rolling Stones.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Rolling Stones.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  You know, um, and so I learned it on guitar and like played it and sang it.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can play the guitar?

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  I can play.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  Did you not see him sing Night Ranger?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's right.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  And, uh, and so, uh, I did that and then, and then later I would, it was like downstairs in the bathroom to like, you just use the bathroom and this guy came in and it was the woman's uncle who was, uh, in town for the wedding. And he's like, hey, hey, great job. And I was like, oh, cool. And I like finished peeing. I turn around and he's got a bag of coke out and a knife.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  It's like an old man.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Like Viking, like a Viking.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Like, but, but he was like a old, like, maybe he was Cuban or something.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, like a Cuban.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Take that cocaine. Take that cocaine. Uh, but, but you wouldn't do that kind of stuff anymore. You gotta just, you just be like, nah, man, sorry.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get a fentanyl test thing.

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, but even those, like, those, it's like.

• 1:05:46Speaker 04

  Because.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Don't you just wait for the guy with the knife to do it first and then you're like, okay?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what if it's all on?

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  The thing is that he just takes one tiny little, just one little speck needs to be in the one you do. And that's not gonna be in all this other stuff, so.

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  So, yeah, exactly. You can test the wrong part of it and it could be like, oh, it's clean and.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, just test the part that you're gonna snort.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then that's tested. You, now you, what are you gonna snort?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to, it dissolves? I don't know how the testers work.

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  I'm pretty sure.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  What? Colton, how does it work?

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Dude, I don't know. I don't do that stuff anymore.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  How does it work?

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  I'm out of the game.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  Years and years, I have three kids.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  You have three kids now?

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, are you being real?

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  I'm dead serious. I have three children.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, he said he was blowing up an inflatable pool before he got here.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  I thought for himself, I thought. Yeah.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I assumed, oh, he has, you know what I mean? Superstore money or whatever. What'd you do today? I blew up an inflatable.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Years after the show's off the air. I'm riding a water, a backyard water slide by myself.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  Superstore!

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have three kids?

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  Still on Peacock?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  All right!

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm wrong, I didn't know. Three kids now?

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Three kids.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. What did, what was, what, when did you have your first one?

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  Well, my, my oldest kid, I, I, I had, uh, back in 2016. And she lives primarily in New York with her mom.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Uh, and then, uh, and then I have, uh, two sons that I have with my wife, Jessica, who

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  I met.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  And you met one.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she seemed very sweet.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  She's wonderful.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and funny.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  She's very funny.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she seemed very funny.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  She's very funny.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um,

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  the show is out, what else you have going, you want to promote anything or no?

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  Say what else, like, what else you have going for you? Hey, man, what else you got going for you?

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  Got the pool thing?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Hey, there you go. Ah, yeah, that's Adrian, he's, uh, he's a lot, he's a lot older now, but.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's Adrian. Well, go, go down, what happened before, like, the? No, there was something before that photo.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  Before Adrian? Oh, it's probably.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, go down to your store, yeah. Is that Lisa Gilroy?

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:00Speaker 05

  That was a great clip, that was so funny, the Schwartz thing.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  From the Ben Schwartz and Friends, so I do that.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  I promote some stuff, uh, randomly, uh, I'll go out and do the Ben Schwartz and Friends show.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  And when, when, where is that?

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  They just tour all over, he takes tours all over the place, but we've been, I performed at, uh, Radio City Music Hall.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Did, uh, the Sydney Opera House.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  Uh, he goes out to London a lot, he's got a lot of shows coming. And then next to that, that is, um, a dry erase board of a scene that I drew, uh, for Widows Bay. And it was my version.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, did you write it?

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  I did, I did write on Widows Bay, yeah.

• 1:08:37Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, are you being real?

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:08:42Speaker 00

  Why do you not believe anything?

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I, I'm gonna just say something right now, Colton. I had, I didn't, I had no idea. I apologize.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  You didn't know that?

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  It would make sense because...

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  That's why I made the thing about being a producer and...

• 1:08:53Speaker 00

  Yes. He's a producer and writer on the show on Apple's TVs, but it's bad. I looked it up.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I just wanna say.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, I didn't know that. Okay, so my girlfriend and I, we go, "I heard this show, um, who told me this show was good?" Um, Matt Jones.

• 1:09:09Speaker 00

  Matt Jones.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Matt Jones. Yeah, so Matt, Matt goes...

• 1:09:11Speaker 00

  Oh, it's a show.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  That's the best show on television right now, right? So then I, the, the other night, Friday night, I go, "Let's just watch one episode," right? We burned through the whole thing till the morning.

• 1:09:22Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  It's not only funny, right, but it's also scary as fuck. And it's the, and the balance between the two is so perfect. You, that's the show you're producing.

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  He has, that is amazing.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  What a fucking show, dude. What a show. Did you cast it too?

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  I drew, if you watch the show, there's a scene where they go over a dry erase board.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  So that, that was me, we were like talking about what we would imagine the scene looking like. So I drew it out. You don't know that Katie Dippold wrote on the show?

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  It was you and Katie?

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Dude, Katie Dippold created the show.

• 1:10:00Speaker 04

  Wait, Bobby, how do you not know this?

• 1:10:01Speaker 00

  How do you not know? Call her right now and say it's a good show.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:10:04Speaker 00

  Call her right now.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  No, call her. No, call her. Please don't call her.

• 1:10:07Speaker 04

  I'm like shocked you don't know this. Exactly.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  And that's why I thought you...

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  My mind is blown.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  Wait, oh wait.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  My mind is absolutely blown.

• 1:10:16Speaker 00

  Cause you love this show, that's why.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  Oh my god, how did you not know this?

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  I watched it first.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut it out, because I'm too nervous now. I'll never see her again.

• 1:10:28Speaker 00

  We call her like every couple...

• 1:10:29Speaker 04

  The whole thing about like why I even wanted to watch it, and I, I could've sworn it was you and...

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Katie, I'm with Bobby Lee right now. If you could get...

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  Give me a call, I'd appreciate it.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  Ooh, producer voice.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Producer voice. Oh my god, mythical. So I believe it's the strongest show I've seen in a very long time.

• 1:10:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's got the right amount of humor and scary, like I said, okay? I think the casting's perfect, right? And I can't wait for the second season. Are you guys in production?

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  We're we're just gonna start writing the second season.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good. Because it is, have you seen it?

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  The first episode, yeah.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  But I got it burnt. I wanna watch it with my girlfriend, save it to you.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so strong and scary and, um, you know, what I love about the show too, Colton, is is that there's kind of standalone episodes where it's like, cause I don't wanna give it away, but there are different creatures and things like mythology in in on the island that you're like, you're super surprised about.

• 1:11:29Speaker 02

  It's sad.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, even the subtle humor, like, you know, I I don't, I'm not giving it away, when he's staying at the hotel.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Writing, he's looking at all the game, right?

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  All the different games, yeah.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, all the little, like, if you read them, they're very funny, you know what I mean? And dark, you know?

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  It's very fun, you know, it's kind of, uh, you know, it's a derivative of like, you know, a Stephen King, you know, world.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:50Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, it's almost, you know, think of like the town in Jaws, but if it was told from the point of view of the mayor of the town.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  You know, so like, it's a super fun show. I I think a lot of people like it and and the big thing that I'd love is people who get scared, like, a lot of people be like, oh, but it's a spooky show and I get too scared and it draws up my anxiety, so I can't even like, watch the show. This is not like that. This always has like a release for your anxiety, and even if it doesn't have that.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  I I wanna make an argument. Can I make an argument against that?

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Watching this shit.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, uh, me and my girlfriend screamed.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  Oh, I think it'll get your anxiety up.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  We screamed during the show many times.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  But I'll say it like this. So I, we used to watch, my wife and I would watch Game of Thrones. And then after Game of Thrones, we would watch an episode of, what was the, the show with the, the two women in New York?

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Broad City?

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  Broad City. We'd watch an episode of Broad City. We'd just watch like, a palate cleanser, Broad City. So that we'd just like have a laugh and go, alright, okay, okay, okay. Cause that was a little intense. So I feel like what, what, what Widows Bay does is it does all of that in one show.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  So that you still get, you know, the raw.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Even the font is good.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, right?

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  People love Widows Bay.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  Like a Salem's Lot, you know what I mean? Like it has a seventies-ish, you know what I mean? Font, classic.

• 1:13:12Speaker 02

  We were watching a lot of that stuff in the room. We would always have like times in the room where people would like put up their favorite like horror movie clips and like scenes and stuff, you know? So there's a lot of mood in the, in that room, mood building, as well as just the writing of the story.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. And then it's like at the end of that, I'm not gonna, we're gonna let, but.

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  But at the end.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  But at the end, there's definitely like, have you seen it, Alex? I've seen one episode so far. Why is everyone only seeing one episode? It's so good! I did it in prep for this, but I knew that he was a part of the show at least. I didn't know, but I did start it two days ago. Yeah, it's so good. What are you looking at? I'm seeing if Katie tries. She's not, I don't want to talk to her. That's crazy. She created it. Yeah, yeah. So Katie's the one that did the prank on me and she does, she does Widows Bay. This is what, incredible. And it's so shocking because I literally saw the whole thing going, oh, that's a strong show.

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  Dude, you saw the whole thing. It says, created by Katie Dipple at the beginning.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't watch.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  And she wrote the first episode and the last episode.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there was like a Japanese dude directing it.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  You saw that?

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? He only looks very Asian. Yeah, yeah. Hero? Hushu, huru, huru. You know what I mean? I'm like, who the fuck is this? So you're fine, like, it's a Japanese dude.

• 1:14:32Speaker 02

  Uncle, Uncle.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Chan.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  Uncle Chan.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Uncle Tonging it. It's Hero Marai. He's not Asian?

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Hero Marai.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  You don't know who Hero Marai is either?

• 1:14:40Speaker 02

  Bro, Atlanta, come on.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  I know Hero well because...

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  You would have worked with him at some point.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I know Hero, yeah. He's so talented.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  Oh, he's incredibly talented.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 02

  He's incredibly talented and they...

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  And how I... Here's how I know Hero. Uh, he's dating, married or dating still, or maybe they're no longer.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  This is not a good way of getting into how you know somebody.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  But I was on a sitcom, right, called Splitting Up Together. I was serious regular.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Nice, man, great.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  And, um, his girlfriend was one of our writers.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's, that's how I met Hero.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  And he was doing, I think, at Atlanta at the time.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Atlanta at the time, yeah. Wow, the worlds collide in my own mind. Wow. What a... So that's what you've been up to?

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  That's what I've been up to.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, strong.

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  I did that, I also EP'd a show with Kevin Hart and Keenan Thompson.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  For Amazon.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  So you're a producer on that too?

• 1:15:38Speaker 02

  I did another producing thing.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, writer-producer.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  Writer-producer?

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  This is a proud moment for me, okay? And let's, let's close with a proud moment. The promo, pro, pro... The proud moment... Is Uncle Chan. No, no, no, not Uncle Chan. Yeah, yeah, he's gone. Is that, you know, the people from Mad, you know, in our kid, early days, they've all, a lot of them have thrived, you know, and that's the proud moment, you know? Why are you... I don't feel like you're being sincere right now. It's driving me really crazy. He's literally nodding. Yeah, yeah, you're doing a Vulcan, Spocky kind of thing. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be logical in this situation, okay? Be logical, be emotional. All right, don't be logical, okay?

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, um, it, there is a thing, a thing of like, how I, how well Ike's doing, you know?

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes. And how, well, Keen...

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  How well Keen and Peele are doing?

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jordan is Jordan.

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Keegan, did you forget his name?

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Keegan Michael Key. Keegan Michael Key, I know.

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  Keegan Michael Key's doing great, Jordan's doing great.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Keegan's...

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Ike's doing great.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Is that her? Oh, perfect. Hey, Katie, how you doing?

• 1:16:53Speaker 07

  Good, how are you?

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  I am great, I'm here with Bobby.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  You remember me?

• 1:16:58Speaker 07

  I do, of course. Sorry, can you hear me? I'm in a loud restaurant right now.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, so Katie, I'm on Bobby's podcast right now. And we've been talking for about an hour. And he's asking me about the stuff that I've been working on. And I told him that I was working on Widows Bay. And he goes, "No way." And he's like, "I love that show." And I go, "Oh yeah, it's great."

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  It's the best show of the last five years I've ever seen.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  Okay, hold on though, wait, don't get so excited, Katie. Because then I go, "Yeah, it's so great." And Katie does a great job. And he goes, "Katie's writing on that show too?"

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't know, Katie, I didn't read the opening credits.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I apologize. Congratulations, what a great show.

• 1:17:47Speaker 07

  You've never rooted for me.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait!

• 1:17:51Speaker 07

  You've never wanted anything good to happen for me.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, congratulations!

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations for all of us!

• 1:18:04Speaker 07

  Well, I love you, man, I appreciate it.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 1:18:06Speaker 02

  And they love the show, everybody here loves the show, Katie, so...

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  So congratulations, Katie.

• 1:18:10Speaker 07

  Has Bobby really watched it? Oh, he's upset.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  I can tell you, ask me any question, ask me any question.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  He started spoiling the show on the podcast.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, every, yeah, and start writing season two, because we can't wait.

• 1:18:26Speaker 07

  I'm honestly so flattered, because I feel like, I, it's hard for me to imagine Bobby watching the entire show and not being distracted, so I take this...

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  Give me the phone, alright. Katie, let me just say something, okay, let me just say something, okay? That I was watching the show going, "This is the best show I've seen in five years." It's got the perfect amount of horror and also humor. The casting was perfect, it's a perfect show.

• 1:18:51Speaker 07

  Okay, now I feel like someone is taking over Bobby's...

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm being real, but I had no idea of your involvement.

• 1:18:58Speaker 07

  This is so nice, thank you so much.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bye!

• 1:19:02Speaker 02

  Awesome, bye, Katie.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, wow. Everyone watching, watch Widows Bay.

• 1:19:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, bring that Tiger Belly army there.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't think I have an audience?

• 1:19:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:19:20Speaker 04

  No, he said army.

• 1:19:22Speaker 02

  It's a big show, right?

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  I, my favorite.

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  It's like, whatever I say, he's like, hold up.

• 1:19:32Speaker 04

  My favorite part about that conversation is when he said, I'm congratulating. Congratulations.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  I was like, is he having a stroke?

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  No, this is the way I'm, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trauma response.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it reminded me of, uh-oh.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Hot dog.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  Uh-oh, hot dog.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh, hot dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. John Crane, thank you, John Crane.

• 1:19:53Speaker 05

  You're saying you're proud of your cast?

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm, you know, it's, you know, to look back and we were just all kids and, you know, you know, it was our first, I don't, I don't know about you, but it was my first job.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, it was my first job writing on television.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like, you know, and you just look around, you never think at the time, you know, that people are gonna have these big, long careers. And now, when you look back, you go, oh, wow, you know, that's, I'm proud of that fact. You know what I mean? Because, you know, P, you know, SNL was always, you know, the top dog. And I felt like we didn't get the respect at the time. No promotion at all. We never had a billboard. You ever see, never saw a billboard.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  From Mad TV?

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no. And we got no promotion and, um, but the talent that came from that was just, it's awe inspiring.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:20:45Bobby Lee?

  And you're a part of that story.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  You too, man. You did a great job.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  A lot of those performers, you know, left there, it's a tough, tough job to

• 1:20:52Bobby Lee?

  It's been tough.

• 1:20:53Speaker 02

  Kind of come out of, and, uh, and I think, feel like you've done a great job.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we're survivors.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, I mean, you know, sure.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  We survive. Yeah, no, no. Like the lady.

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go to Catalina.

• 1:21:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Catalina A yet. Fuck you, I've walked.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  I've walked.

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  I'm not dissing you.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've walked far.

• 1:21:16Speaker 02

  I believe you.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  And alone.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  I asked you the question and you were stumped by it, so I, I'm just

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  Because I was so appalled by it.

• 1:21:22Speaker 02

  I was just trying to figure out, I'm trying to sit

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  The stage of, oh, he's walked, you know, thirty miles.

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:28Speaker 05

  He could row it, probably.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Um, why don't you take one of my comic books, if you'd like?

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  I'd love.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  To take one of your comic books.

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:35Speaker 00

  It's just a season twelve cast, just.

• 1:21:37Speaker 02

  Oh, there they are. Wow.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Look at that. Look how young I was.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Ike Baranhal.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  I know, dude, you look so young.

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:45Speaker 02

  Keegan.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Krista.

• 1:21:47Speaker 02

  Michael McDonald, Krista Flanagan.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  Nicole Parker.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  Frank Ca- uh, Caetie.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Caetie.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Uh, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Arden Marine, and Nicole Randall Johnson.

• 1:21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  Nicole Randall Johnson, yeah. Colton, congratulate.

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  I definitely am gonna take this.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I want you to take it.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a real comic.

• 1:22:06Speaker 02

  I, I believe it looks real.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:07Speaker 02

  Feels real.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it feels real.

• 1:22:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, I wrote it.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Awesome, man.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, too. So, um.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  Right. I produce as well?

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  I didn't write that.

• 1:22:18Speaker 02

  You wrote and produced?

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea. I, I, I don't even know what it's about.

• 1:22:21Speaker 02

  Wait, you didn't? Are you serious? You didn't write it?

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I came up with the, oh, oh, oh, but anyway, uh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:27Speaker 02

  Is it like an AI thing?

• 1:22:28Bobby Lee?

  It's an AI. No, no, no, no, no. This is a real, we, we spent years on it.

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Colton, um, after this, I'm gonna get your number. All right, we're gonna start a texting relationship.

• 1:22:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I felt bad because, um, at the Larry David premiere, right? I was like, oh, fuck, he's texting me. Cause I, I would definitely text you back. But this is what happens. I, if I don't have the number saved, I don't read it.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:22:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, that's probably what happened.

• 1:22:59Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um.

• 1:23:01Speaker 02

  It's possible. I think what was weird about it is that we had texted back and forth.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all, all, let me just.

• 1:23:06Speaker 05

  Known each other for twenty years.

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  How about this? Why don't I text you right now and let's see what?

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  Love this.

• 1:23:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's see what happens. He's still texting.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  He has to send it first.

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not saved. You said, "Oh, hot dog, I'm gonna save it right now."

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  Whose fault is that?

• 1:23:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, what is this proving?

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  I don't have your number.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  And if you scroll back in there, you'll find one that's like, "Hey, man, I developed this show for you."

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Wait, please go back. I'd love for you to get together with me and Joel Zadik and talk.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. There was no... You would think that there would be a text before, but he never texted me.

• 1:23:45Speaker 02

  Well, it was so old, it erases after a few years.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Does it really? Okay. Good point. Anyway, give Cole a round of applause.

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