Ask, Tell, Confess: The Coven Hits the Farm

Welcome to the farm, baby! This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls take on a day of real-deal farm life at Bunnie's place. They are sweating, raking hay, slipping in places they shouldn't, and laughing the whole way through. Who knew shoveling cow poop could be so fun? To watch the whole adventure on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Dumbblondepodcast Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:49Speaker 01

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• 1:02Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:12Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Welcome to Ask, Tell, Confess, where we have been asked by numerous people if they could see us do actual farm work. Ask and you shall receive, baby, let's go.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  Right here, at the overhang. The shovel's good for that, the rake is good for this. Yeah, I'll scratch his ear as well.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  Oh, you good? Yeah, I'm good.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  It's my favorite.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  There's just so much more.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Let me know where y'all want to gravel first.

• 2:20Speaker 03

  She'll never, she'll be up off the ground.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Well, tell me about it ladies.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Alright Scott, your designated job is to drag some poop.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  Drag, oh.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Do it on the four wheelers.

• 2:45Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  That's useful. It's fine, it's just you knew her. What should I use, the pitchfork or the... Or should I use my trusty? That's good for the, the overhang. And shoveling hay or just shit? Uh, pretty much anything that's kinda in there. You wanna create a really nice platform? For, yep, pretty much down to the dirt.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Oh my, this is harder than looks. Oh my god. Use the, use your foot at the end of it. There you go.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Poor farmer. Poor farmers, poor farmers.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Oh, there we go.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Can we just, can we just rake? Yep, we're getting everything that came into this, um, and then I'm gonna scoop it up. Yeah, so you can kinda like shit sift under there and we're putting it inside there.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Hold it in David.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  So once we get that pine in here, it's gonna help soak up some of this. Can't wait.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Is this all shit? Uh, it's like water and shit.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  The water didn't help. Hate us.

• 4:10Bunnie XO?

  I thought we were gonna sit up there under the shade.

• 4:19Bunnie XO?

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• 5:04Bunnie XO?

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• 5:48Speaker 02

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• 6:02Speaker 02

  It ain't much, but it's on its worth. Oh, we can do that.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Hi, baby. Yep.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. Why is she looking hurt? We're literally like three, two. We are at N E D right now.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  You're not at N E D? Oh, no. Don't you know at N E D?

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Sorry, dude. I'm tired of this, Grandma.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Any water for forty days or forty nights? Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  He doesn't like it. I get it.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  No, it'll be really hard on him. Sorry. Payback for fucking hitting me in the head with a... I didn't mean to. Ow. Ow. Ow, dude. Looks like I feel good. Go. Eyebrows are sweating. My pussy lips are fucking tangled.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Alright, let's get in the back, let's have a water break. Josh, do you get mad on me today? I don't know, I might put you in that pond. With s'more. Cause you're just having a bath.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  This leg, out this leg, through this leg, and out that leg. I mean, I don't understand how they do that, cause look how dull these ones are. To get through some skin, you'd have to like...

• 7:34Speaker 04

  He really does look just hanging out.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  He does.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  It's amazing.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Once he gets the curiosity over.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  I don't like just what I'm holding.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Now you know when that tail's gonna lift. Oh, he's letting go. Oh, you will. You don't care.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Oh my god, oh my god, help, help, help, help, help.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Oh shit. Why are you keeping that? You said help, not do.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  This is me and Mimi. Two flowers, growing and shit.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Walking out.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  Get walking there, walking there. I'm an ass magnet.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  Always smacking something somewhere. Come here.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  Press some lime on that ass.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  But Jason's gonna add netting to the bottom of this so that all the rock doesn't come out the bottom when the rain happens.

• 8:53Speaker 05

  Smore, stop eating the broom dude.

• 8:58Speaker 05

  Come on. You're eating plastic.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  Come here. He doesn't say "plastic".

• 9:13Speaker 05

  Smore Smore, you're vegetarian. You don't like those microplastics.

• 9:19Speaker 05

  Anything sharp. I don't wanna break a nail. How did you get that open, little fucking butt bitch? Oh, you have fake nails. Does anybody have an ice? Crunchy, let me borrow your horn.

• 9:45Speaker 05

  What about 10?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Hi baby. Hi.

• 9:55Speaker 05

  That right there is Zaza Gabor. G-B-O-A-R. Zaza Gabor, baby.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:05Speaker 03

  Do I try to take it around?

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not big baby.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  Ladies. You have a surfboard.

• 10:25Speaker 05

  We're in sleep tonight, baby. Alright, I'm gonna flop this over. Slap it that way. Watch out girls, watch out. Oh babies. Alright, loud sound, loud sound. Watch out. Sorry guys, sorry, I know, it's on the same way. Zaza said "ooh". Come here. Come here. Tell me about it.

• 10:48Speaker 05

  Ladies.

• 10:50Speaker 05

  You guys are messy. I'm gonna pick this up, please.

• 10:55Speaker 05

  That makes a loud period. Alright, I'll be like, she's already been doing it, I'm gonna pass it to you.

• 11:03Speaker 05

  Hush, I love you.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Oh, you good? Are you okay?

• 11:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm good. Watch it, shit everywhere.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 11:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, shit. Ohhh. Did you get that on camera?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  I did.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Oh, thank god.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Watch, he likes...

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Nevermind.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  He'll hit Mark's off. Yeah. Little shit, Bridget.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Do a little fancy.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Look around, flip again. Thank you. That shit looks pretty good. Piece of ball shit too.

• 11:54Speaker 05

  This penis was out. Wait, it's growing. Here it comes. How's that though? Shh, coming out.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  Coming out?

• 11:59Speaker 05

  It's coming out, look. It's getting... Yep, it's...

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Damn, bro.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  It's a grower, not a shower.

• 12:07Speaker 05

  (mumbling)

• 12:30Speaker 05

  This is the main concern.

• 12:45Speaker 05

  Look at that. It already looks better.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Yep, that's all great.

• 12:52Speaker 05

  Take a picture. Come on. No. No, sir.

• 12:59Speaker 05

  No. No.

• 13:08Speaker 05

  Can you bring it up, me? We'll pull it.

• 13:13Speaker 05

  Don't pitch mark my pussy, though. I have my hair up.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  Is that good? Nova. Donkey.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Nova girl. Look.

• 13:35Speaker 05

  Someone tries to get on my back.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:38Speaker 05

  No thanks.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 06

  Possibly.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 13:48Speaker 06

  Twenty years ago.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 13:50Speaker 06

  Two hundred bucks. Now?

• 13:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'd probably, I'd probably, Scott, about five hundred.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  That's it?

• 13:58Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, what's my?

• 14:01Speaker 03

  I eat five mil.

• 14:02Speaker 06

  If I could pay my house off.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  Five mil.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Five mil?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  I'd do it for five mil.

• 14:06Speaker 06

  I'll step in and run out for twenty bucks.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Lowest.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  How did we do this for what? They're saying, hey, you put so much, I think they're gonna...

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Oh, see, this is what Scott, Scott's just doing with his hands.

• 14:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, we saw.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  That might be better. That's what I thought. I'm trying to get this big pile out first.

• 14:27Speaker 03

  You know, I've got a lot of anger to get out.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  It was nerdy, nerdy, you know, if you guys put a little bit to the right of the pergola, where that...

• 14:37Speaker 05

  I get the term, needle in a haystack, because I could not find a needle right now. This is the hay that never ends.

• 14:47Speaker 05

  Can I not wait it?

• 14:50Speaker 05

  To frickin' drop a load to my sweet, beautiful barn? Somebody pinched a loaf on the fresh pine pellets.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  That's a tough question.

• 14:58Speaker 05

  Did you ever crack corn? I don't care.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Oh, that's all I know.

• 15:03Speaker 05

  I don't know the rest of it. Scott, stop sexting!

• 15:08Speaker 06

  I'm not, man.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Look at him, he got caught red handed. Why's your face turning red?

• 15:13Speaker 05

  He said, "I'm not."

• 15:15Speaker 03

  Oh, because it worked.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Is there a way to make it go deeper? She said.

• 15:20Speaker 06

  There's always a way to make it go deeper. She had to talk to him.

• 15:25Speaker 06

  Did you get a glass?

• 15:27Speaker 05

  I did.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  I'm officially a fucking farmer. That was my first day of farm work. First day of farm work. I feel like you kicked ass. Well, I had a good teacher.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  She said, "No, don't worry about it." I said, "I'll be there tomorrow."

• 15:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, brother.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah, brother.

• 15:58Bunnie XO?

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• 16:42Bunnie XO?

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