1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained

00:00 "Fanastic" start to holidays + Akaash got GOT 06:33 Alexx Thirst Trapping, Mom's Toes + Skip's offer? 11:24 No-one's worth $1.5m + MEDICINE BALLS 16:32 Need some harassment + Gifts don't buy peace 22:59 Charla & Schulz Old folks party + Meeting Jerry Jones 28:21 NFL playoffs kicking off + Wild cards 31:05 Baptism, Exorcist, Demons & Telekinesis bullshido 47:45 $1.5M offer is insane + M. Monroe a hoe 1:00:24 Drake disses LeBron 1:20:52 Drake, take the L already 1:21:44 Trump, tax foreign box + Let Joy Taylor LIVE 1:34:31 Zucks got drip + Squid Games 2 thoughts 1:42:07 Koreans are American Asians + Mud f*cking oil 1:48:00 Meta Free Speech, Abortion "bans" + Corn ban research 1:51:16 Dov's valid re. underwear + Naked sleepers? 1:55:18 Marriage lack of banging + Moanings 1:57:18 More on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 02

  What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Happy 2025. Anything uncomfortable happen on your guys' vacation?

• 1:06Speaker 03

  I feel like more things happen on your vacation, not mine.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  I had an amazing vacation with my wife, my baby. Day one, my wife was vomiting violently. Day two, she got her period for the first time in two years. So it started off amazing. It was absolutely incredible. She got her period for the first time in two years. And it was heavy. It was heavy. One time, I was taking a shit, and my wife just opened the door. She goes, "I need that." What do you do? What do you do?

• 1:36Speaker 03

  Prison rules, bro.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  I just rolled up some toilet paper. I was like, "Can't you just put that there until I finish this, dude?" What are the rules for that? Would you get off the toilet?

• 1:44Speaker 03

  No, you gotta finish up.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I gotta finish up? Can't stop me.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  But you know how he's on the toilet. Yeah, that's the thing.

• 1:50Mark Gagnon?

  He's mid-screw.

• 1:51Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's three hours into TikTok.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  I'm listening to TikTok on like 4/5 volume. Like, she could hear it in the next room. So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy. There's like egg bits falling out of me. God. Shells and all. That's what it is. Okay, so that was the start of my vacation. How about you guys? Did you have a nice vacation?

• 2:13Speaker 03

  We stayed home. We stayed in New York.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Boring.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  Sounds absolutely miserable.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Saved a lot of money. Saved a lot of money. Ended up buying my wife a Rolex, losing all the money we saved.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Oh, you fell for that one, huh?

• 2:25Speaker 03

  Son, I got got, dude.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  You fell for that?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  I fell for it. I took her to the watch store. I made her. I was like, you need to go, because I want her to get a watch down the road. But I want one now. We go in. My wife is not into it. And then I'm like, I just feel like it's been a busy year. I want to get myself something. I got a jeweler. He's taking care of me. Shouts, whatever. We get there. My wife is like, ah. Retarded, bro. My wife is, well, I want to get her a nice watch.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  Well, I think we need to include a little bit of the first part of the pod, just to you, so you could see his brain working at like full capacity. Because he was being really manipulative to me and I was in like a spiral. I didn't know what to do.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  But now you're describing yourself as like a retarded idiot.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Retarded.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  You brought your wife into an expensive place and thought that you were going to leave with something?

• 3:03Speaker 03

  I did. I didn't, because I didn't think she'd get access to it. She don't know these people.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  You didn't think a woman would find a way to buy something expensive?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Son, we, we go in there. She's on fire. She's cracking jokes to all the sales associates. They're loving her. I'm like, I want my fucking watch. I talked to my guy. We've been talking. Let's get this done. My wife is just fucking, just, hey, we gotta get dinner, blah, blah, blah. Then he comes out with a watch box and it's the exact watch she wanted. And I'm, he's like, I got you next time, buddy. And I was like, alright, well.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  So you didn't even get your watch?

• 3:31Speaker 03

  I got nothing. I got the same shit I've been had.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Wouldn't you rather watch your wife have sex with somebody while you're sat in the corner and play video games? Wouldn't you rather that? Wouldn't you rather sit there in the corner and be like?

• 3:44Speaker 03

  I got got, dude.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  One day I'll get a gold Daytona. Hey, don't go too far. One day.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  I got got so hard. It was unbelievable. I couldn't believe.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  I feel great about my vacation.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least it wasn't your wife.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  I would rather my wife drip period blood all over the fucking hotel than have a Rolex end up on her wrist when I didn't think about it. Because now you don't even get the credit for the thoughtful act.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Son, I wanted to get her one for Valentine's. That's what I wanted, because we don't really give a fuck about Christmas like that.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, obviously.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, but now I'm, I'm out all this money for a fucking Christmas gift.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Can, can we just say? For one second, if if y'all don't care about Christmas, and I mean y'all and the Jews. Yeah. Then stop doing shit on Christmas. Yeah. Treat that shit like a Wednesday. Mm hmm. Don't go to the Chinese restaurant, don't do a Christmas Jewish show like you do care about Christmas. You're missing out, you want that, your wife wants it, admit it, Christ is king. Yes.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  He's so much.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Christ is king.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  You're so much more annoying, Maga.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Christ is so annoying.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Like, who did that?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  January 6th.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  He just did that.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  January 6th.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Wishing on me being a cuck, having a nice time.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  This guy gotta make it political.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  That's what I do.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  We don't care that much about Christmas.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  January 6th, Maga Harbor.

• 4:55Speaker 02

  This is Maga Harbor.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  I said, we don't care that much about Christmas. He's like, let me tell you.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  No, y'all love Christmas. Y'all love, I like what you did right there, but y'all love Christmas. Okay, what'd you get your wife for Christmas?

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Christmas is wonderful. We just don't do much for it. Now we do.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, you do, everybody, everybody does. This is how it starts. Now, what'd you get your wife for Christmas? Nothing. Oh, you're a piece of shit. We don't do that, we just go, hey, let's just, uh, fly to Florida. And then we'll get Christmas gifts. This manipulative motherfucker.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  I know, dude, that's a good idea.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  That's a good idea.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  He's who I wish I could be.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Christmas isn't about gifts, that's what y'all need to realize, okay? You just bought a gift for no reason. And he makes it for the testosterone you lack.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, you know what's even crazier? Somehow we about to buy a car, I'm sure I'm not gonna give a fuck about that car either. Stay at home cost me so much money. I could've saved more going to fucking his vacation than staying in New York for my cold ass vacation.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's probably true.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  It was the coldest winter we've had, y'all missed the coldest fucking.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  That was a bad idea, if you can't get out of the city for, for.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  You need to, yeah, lesson learned.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  God told me.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  Maybe it was Christ, I don't know. He said, you celebrating Christmas, you spending money, you could be cold as fuck, you're gonna get sick, all of it.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  What'd he say? He said, God, single. Mm hmm. That's cool. He didn't say God's told him, he said God.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause God is one.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  God is, don't you have a lot of them?

• 6:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's all, we've done this.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, no, no.

• 6:10Mark Gagnon?

  They're all one.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know. Al Hindu, dog.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  The Brahma. The Brahma, okay. Sounds like you're on our team.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'll take it.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  So you got nothing to refer to?

• 6:20Speaker 03

  You're on our team.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Goff up anything or?

• 6:21Mark Gagnon?

  I got our back, and then also the trip.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Where'd you guys go?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  You spent more than me.

• 6:27Mark Gagnon?

  No, I got a discount.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Probably got me.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  So you guys went to Cancun?

• 6:34Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  With the family?

• 6:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Did you like it?

• 6:36Mark Gagnon?

  I loved it.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Anything horrible happen?

• 6:39Mark Gagnon?

  You know, I was a little difficult at times.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Did your mom fight with?

• 6:43Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  What they fight about? He needs this.

• 6:44Mark Gagnon?

  No, no, no.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  In Spanish or English? Give me something bad. I want to know about bad things.

• 6:49Mark Gagnon?

  It's not that bad. It's just, she's just very particular. And when she gets to drinks in her, you know, she, she gets very Puerto Rican.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  And what is she doing? Does she start saying what your girl's not doing for you?

• 7:00Mark Gagnon?

  No, her and my, my girl, my mom get along wonderfully. It's always me that she gets.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  It's you and both of them? Yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  This sounds horrible.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  They teamed up against you.

• 7:09Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, they'll speak Spanish, like talking shit about me. And I'm like, I'm catching every third word, people.

• 7:15Mark Gagnon?

  See it?

• 7:15Speaker 03

  It don't sound good.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  So nothing bad?

• 7:18Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it was a wonderful trip. I'm sorry. I wanna, I wanna say something bad, but it was fucking amazing. Like we ended the trip on a fucking boat. Like we're all drunk, we're fucking singing karaoke and shit. It was phenomenal.

• 7:32Speaker 05

  Did you see Al thirst trapping the whole time? Just posting shirtless pics?

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, day one or two. Before he started eating bread. All his pics was day one. This is how badly, I need you to bring up his Instagram. This is how badly I knew he wanted to show off his ads, his ads. He posted a picture with him and his girl, put an emoji over her face.

• 7:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, cuz I don't want people to see it.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  And you want them to see what?

• 7:56Mark Gagnon?

  What? Nah, we're on vacation. I wanna share the vacation moments.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Yo, stop it. Just say you wanted them to see your abs, bro. Just say the truth.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Yo, you wanna share the vacation, take a picture of the beach.

• 8:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  What you mean?

• 8:08Speaker 03

  What you mean what I mean?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Bring up the picture.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Why you playing so stupid right now?

• 8:11Mark Gagnon?

  I didn't post it, I didn't post it.

• 8:12Speaker 05

  Not on the feed, not on the feed.

• 8:13Mark Gagnon?

  I only got permission for the story.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  It's, you're with the boys. Can you just be honest? You work really hard, you got fucking lean, the abs looked incredible. Yeah, he was working. But stop with this. I wanted to, just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't wanna be a douchebag and only show your abs.

• 8:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I got a screen.

• 8:28Speaker 05

  Chat.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Oh, let's go, Michael. Let's go, Michael. Send that. Send that, Michael.

• 8:34Mark Gagnon?

  That's what I'm talking about. Hater.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  How you screenshot?

• 8:37Speaker 05

  My god, I just texted you.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Let's go. Thank you, bro. Yeah, technology's a marvelous thing, ain't it? Oh, let's go.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  I knew I was saying, I screenshot it, I was like, damn, I hope I have it. And then I remembered, we were gonna talk about this.

• 8:47Mark Gagnon?

  And then I made it like mad far and shit.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Look at this one. Oh, this is far. Oh, yeah, yeah. You look fantastic, dude.

• 8:54Mark Gagnon?

  I wanna show my mom, bro.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Why do you wanna show your mom on? Your mom look like she lost weight too, respectfully.

• 8:58Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, she has.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Why she got that flap over the heavies, though? Why she trying to hide? Oh, yo, you didn't go to the table. I know, I ain't get too many. I can't control it. Yo. It's hard.

• 9:10Mark Gagnon?

  I know he showed her mom's feet like that.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  It is hard.

• 9:13Mark Gagnon?

  I know he showed the fuck out right now.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  You posted the dogs for free. You did post it. Why you put the dogs up? Nah, hey, respectfully?

• 9:19Mark Gagnon?

  Respectfully, go down there, count the toes, count the toes. Y'all niggas is crazy.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Respectfully, I did me too. I did me too.

• 9:26Mark Gagnon?

  I'ma give my mom two to cheer with if she go.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  You don't bark at my fucking mom on my wedding? We thought that's like a respect thing, man. Isn't that like, isn't that like a cultural thing?

• 9:38Speaker 05

  That's what I did, you went, oh, oh.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  What'd I say?

• 9:40Mark Gagnon?

  What'd I say? Your mom is holding, bruh.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Hey, he's not.

• 9:46Speaker 05

  What I'm doing right now?

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Absolutely. Nah, for real. That sorry was working overtime that night, bro. My mom got it, dude. My mom got it. I love my mom, Al, over here protecting his mom. That is crazy. Acting like she don't got fine ass feet. Yo.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  I feel mad, huh?

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Why? Cause he knows it's true? Cause he knows it's true, deep down, he can't acknowledge it.

• 10:07Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I need to apologize, I feel uncomfortable. Aren't you therapized? What was all the gay shit you was saying?

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, what was the gay stuff we were saying? I don't know, I'm gay? Yeah. Anyway.

• 10:17Mark Gagnon?

  Don't look at my mom's feet, yo. I'd rather you look at her titties.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  I can't, I see them out. Crop them out. You posted that picture. You posted your mom's feet. I can't help it that my brain caught it and made it. The pedicure. Why do you notice that? The pedicure's good. Matching the dress. It's no disrespect, but the feet were matching the dress and the bathing suit or whatever that was. And, and it looked great. And you looked tall, which is another thing. Mm-hmm. I don't know what filter that is. You look about five inches in that picture, Al? You do.

• 10:44Mark Gagnon?

  No lifts, fuck you.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Bro, he got sandals with lifts. He did, I saw.

• 10:48Mark Gagnon?

  I was barefoot.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Now you got the platform crocs, I saw you walking around. That's hard to make, bro. That's crazy.

• 10:55Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, we had a wonderful trip, man. It was great. Dog loves the beach now, so now we gotta go to the beach more.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  I don't really care about that, whether your dog enjoys the beach, bro. I care, dog.

• 11:07Mark Gagnon?

  She's so adorable.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Fuck that. Fuck that. Did you fly with your dog, you said, as a service animal?

• 11:13Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, all the time.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 11:14Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  And does anyone ever check you for that?

• 11:16Mark Gagnon?

  No. She got all those shots, she's good.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Black privilege. I got checked for it.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Now, when you're on the beach.

• 11:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Your mom wearing open-toed sandals, you know what's going on?

• 11:25Speaker 02

  No, with all due respect.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  With all due respect.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  With all due respect.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  All this with all due respect.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  No, no, no, cuz you put him out there for the world.

• 11:30Mark Gagnon?

  Fucking bitches.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's not do that. Okay, hypothetically, if your mom worked at Fox Sports One. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. All due respect.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  With all due respect.

• 11:46Mark Gagnon?

  Foxy Sports One, bro, that's what it is.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  It's like, how much is Skip throwing down? That's all I'm just saying. How much is Skip throwing down?

• 11:53Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know about the 1.5, but she's cool for a cool mill.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  That is weird.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  1.5 is odd.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Can I ask you just this one question?

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Initial offer.

• 12:01Mark Gagnon?

  I know, sir.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  And yeah, initial offer. It's like, take a joke. Like, none of y'all worth 1.5. Do you know what I mean? There's no girl on the planet worth 1.5.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Thumbs me off. Say a mill. Why you, why you gotta account for inflation?

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Can I be honest with you?

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, what's that?

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Can I just be honest with you? And it's horrible that if something happened to this girl and she was experiencing sexual harassment at a workplace or whatever. That's bad. That's bad, and you shouldn't do that. That's fucked up. But you're not worth 1.5. Like, that is the joke. You have to, you have to look yourself in the mirror and be like, is my pussy worth 1.5? Like, you're getting paid 60 grand a year to put blush on Skip Bayless. You don't get 1.5 to suck him down while he's wearing Jordan 11s. You know what I mean? Like, you know, that's not how, like, 1.5 is sarcasm. 1.5 is like- This is a different girl. This is Joy Taylor. Nah, shout out Joy, shout out Joy. I didn't know which one, bro. That's more, yeah, 1.5? Now we know your taste. I know.

• 12:56Mark Gagnon?

  He was like, huh, let me find out 1.5.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  I'm trying to see the digits, man. Nah, shout out Joy. Wait, what's the girl's name?

• 13:03Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, buddy.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Faraji or something.

• 13:06Mark Gagnon?

  Skip, he's fucking up the market, bro.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Wait, can you not offer somebody money for sex? Like, is that, I mean that sincerely, is that an illegal thing?

• 13:14Speaker 05

  Interesting question.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Deadass, I'm being deadass, like.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  Is prostitution legal?

• 13:19Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. Prostitution is accepting payment for sex.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  Offering. I don't think you can offer either.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure soliciting is also. Matter of fact, my middle school principal, vice principal got arrested for, in an undercover prostitution sting. He was soliciting, I mean, he wasn't the po, he wasn't the whore.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  But doesn't, it doesn't need to happen, though the transaction of goods needs to happen. Like, if I ask to buy weed from you, right? And you're like setting me up, you're the cops. Unless I give you the money, there's nothing illegal happen. I can say I want 1.5 million dollars of weed. You could be like, alright, bet, but unless I give you that money, it's not illegal.

• 13:52Speaker 05

  I think solicitation.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Solicitation, I think.

• 13:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what I'm reading. But it is easier if the money exchanges hands.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  So I got zen on my, I can't waste the zen.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  What am I gonna waste the zen? Shout out, we need some, listen, we need some, we need one of these brands to give us some money. We don't know, I'm saying this right now, we don't know what it does to y'all, okay? So just take that with a grain of salt. We are not promoting this, we're all gonna be in the hospital one day.

• 14:18Mark Gagnon?

  Y'all gonna be in the hospital.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  What do you do?

• 14:21Mark Gagnon?

  I smoke it.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  I'm sure it's not that bad. I had one in my mouth for 30 seconds, got diarrhea for three days. It's okay, it can't be that bad.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Vitamin C gave you diarrhea.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  Vitamin C gave you diarrhea.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  It might be vitamin C. That's all I'm saying, we need some bread if we're doing this every single time in the pocket, but we don't, uh, promote it. And we're not responsible for everything, anything that happens. Back to, uh, feet, so.

• 14:43Mark Gagnon?

  Yo.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Can I be honest with you? I feel like at a certain age, if you've already had children, sexual harassment is, is, should be viewed in a different way.

• 14:54Speaker 05

  I'm listening.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. Like, your mother, your mother had two beautiful kids, she's lived this amazing life, she's.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  His mom.

• 15:04Mark Gagnon?

  Why?

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Your mother had two kids, right? No, I'm saying like, so the fact that she's still in shape enough to look beautiful on the beach in Cancun. The fact that her feet are, the toes are all-

• 15:16Mark Gagnon?

  You'll stop with the feet, bro.

• 15:18Speaker 02

  No, I'm saying-

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I see where you get it from, to be honest with you. Remember Al, you say I have nice feet back in the day? Al, you say I have nice feet back in the day?

• 15:26Speaker 02

  I don't even know if Al's feet were in that picture.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  No, because they're not as cute anymore.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  I don't even know-

• 15:30Speaker 03

  Mom still got them, bro. All due respect.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  I don't know how to feel right now. He's got mom's feet. Yo, but it's not about you. It's like, I think your mom would really appreciate this. She went to get the pedicure. She did all that work. She got in shape for Christmas, right?

• 15:43Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, but y'all look at feet sexually, so now you can't even-

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Not always. Sometimes I just admire the beauty.

• 15:49Mark Gagnon?

  You guys don't even, you'll think a girl is ugly if she has bad feet. And you think she's hot if she has good feet.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Were you looking at my mom's tits platonically?

• 15:58Mark Gagnon?

  I wasn't looking. I was just-

• 16:01Speaker 02

  But why'd you hug from behind, though? Why'd you hug from behind? Why did you hug from behind? Yo, you know what was crazy? This was crazy about how wide he went for the hug.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  He didn't even touch tits at all. He went like that for the hug.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  I'm sure my mom would be flattered if she saw this. I really do.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  No, that's crazy.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  I think your mom would be flattered if she heard us talking about her feet.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  Al said your mom got medicine balls.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Al said your mom got medicine balls.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Hold on for course, Trent.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  No, that's fucked up, Al. That's disrespectful.

• 16:30Mark Gagnon?

  She had the orange ones, the extra-

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Oh, the tens? The tens, hell yeah, dude. The kilos?

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Now, we can't start 2025 in Trump's America like this. We gotta have more respect for the elderly.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Also, guys, tour dates. Your boy's back at it. I think I'm gonna call this the Generational Triumph Tour. We're gonna get all that sorted out. But Tampa, we added a sixth show. That has sold out. I don't know if we're gonna add a seventh. Sacramento, uh, Tampa's this week, by the way. Sacramento, January 23rd and 25th. We had five shows, sold that out, added a sixth show, sold that out, added a seventh. Saturday at 4 o'clock. Buy your fucking tickets. They're already sold out and this show is weeks away. Uh, Des Moines, Iowa. I haven't even looked to see how many tickets we sold, because who the fuck cares about Des Moines? But while I'm gonna be there, y'all might as well come to a show. I don't ever plan on coming- So January 31st to February 1st, be fucking there. And Brea, California, these tickets are almost sold out as well. So hurry up and buy those at the improv.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  We added a bunch more dates on the website. So go to akashsing.com for tickets. We're still gonna be adding more. But let's go generational triumph. I love y'all. Thank you.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  I think she's beautiful and she had two kids. And once you have kids, I feel like sexual harassment. If you come back from kids, it's like all of that you need to fill. You need to fill women who've had kids with sexual harassment or else they'll feel like shit.

• 17:45Mark Gagnon?

  So your wife should be filled with sexual harassment?

• 17:47Speaker 03

  Yo, I don't think you thought this.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  On some, on some levels.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  I don't think.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  On some levels. On some levels. I look at my wife, got her body back after having a kid. I'm like, God damn you. Okay, shit. Like, I don't even think it's thirst trapping anymore. I think it's like a marathon.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  So Skip Bayless propositioned her. You'd be like, that's, that's what's up. Thank you, Skip.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  1.5? We gotta have a combo about 1.5. Shit. You know, 1.5?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  Yo, that's great.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  You having me risking my life going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy shows and we could get 1.5?

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  But no, you can't do that, Skip. Come on, Skip. Anyway.

• 18:27Mark Gagnon?

  He said this guy's great.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  I feel like you should be able to offer without getting fired.

• 18:33Mark Gagnon?

  Bro, why?

• 18:35Speaker 03

  He did this for her, though. You know, he started getting in shape around about the time she started working there, seems like.

• 18:41Mark Gagnon?

  The definition of me too, like what?

• 18:42Speaker 02

  Is that me too?

• 18:44Mark Gagnon?

  He's her boss. So she turns it down, she can feel like, oh, I'm gonna get fired.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Shit, like, you're not gonna, if you make this, like, tough, you're not gonna be on this network as much.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  No, no, that is where it's, you can't threaten someone's job. Like, I looked at that, like, you cannot do, you know, withhold anything from them. You can't do any of that.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  You're not trying to take anything away. You're just trying to offer.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Exactly. Like, hey, you're gonna get this 1.5, but you still gotta do my lip liner. You still gotta come to work. You can't get this one. But like, it's gonna be installments. It's gonna be one of them, like, when you win the lottery. But you bet the week.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  I have a lump sum up front, dog.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  But what if that's not, then you get 1.2?

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Put it in escrow.

• 19:19Mark Gagnon?

  Worth it.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 19:20Mark Gagnon?

  It's worth it.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Worth it. I'm just saying, like, I think we have to, in Trump's America in 2025, I think we have to, you know, we have to loosen the reins a little bit about what it means. You know, remember when they tried to say that we couldn't drink a large Coca-Cola in New York?

• 19:34Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  That's how I feel about sexual harassment.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Wait, what? Some of these girls need two leaders.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Some of these girls need two. If Al respectfully, with all due respect.

• 19:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yo!

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Or on Instagram, we should be able to comment on that. Two leaders. You can't tell me the leaders of sexual harassment.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  You put our feet up, dog.

• 20:02Mark Gagnon?

  I didn't put her feet. I did it because you were thirst driving.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  And you put your mom's feet on the internet, bro.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  You're looking at Al's body?

• 20:08Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I was looking at Al's body.

• 20:09Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 20:10Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Like, I think that the sexual harassment can be framed, not in terms of sex, but in terms of like, wow, like for your age, you look amazing. Wow, for having a child and you got your body back, that's amazing. I don't think any woman would take that the wrong way.

• 20:24Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that's a compliment.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  Wow, you do makeup, but you could make 1.5 million burying your face into my crotch. That seems a little different than the other two examples. It's slightly different, but I see where you're going. Yeah, why is that so different? It's the cash. You can't do cash, but what if you bought her like a Rolex or something?

• 20:42Speaker 02

  Then I think, then you're just married. Then it's just, then it's invisible. Can I be honest with you?

• 20:46Speaker 03

  You think I get head off of that Rolex?

• 20:48Mark Gagnon?

  You gotta get something, bro.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  That is another thing that we need to discuss.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  What our expectations are with gifts and what our wives' expectations are with gifts.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  True. Go on.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  The distance between gift and fight is getting real.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  It's crazy. It's crazy. They don't buy you no time no more. And the rate of gift has gotten higher.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Higher, with no extension on fight.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 21:14Mark Gagnon?

  These motherfuckers.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  You ain't married yet, you'll find out.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  Al live in a like a.

• 21:19Mark Gagnon?

  We don't argue.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  No, Al got Sharia in his relationship, bro. He got his wife's face covered all over his ass. Yo, free your wife, yo, free your wife, bro.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can have your mom put socks on. Your mom ain't wearing no feet burkas.

• 21:30Mark Gagnon?

  I'm private with our relationship.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Put some feet burkas on your mom before you act like this.

• 21:34Mark Gagnon?

  Now I know, now I'ma cover feet too.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  You know who follows.

• 21:37Mark Gagnon?

  Because y'all fucking predators over there.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Predator. Put some, put some of age woman.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  She isn't, she is more than of age.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  What do you mean by that? That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy. More than of age.

• 21:51Mark Gagnon?

  I love you. I love you. I'm sorry for them. I'm really sorry for them.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, Mrs. Media, I don't, I apologize. I hope you take this as compliment.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  Shout out, Mrs. Media. You are absolutely beautiful. Your soul is beautiful.

• 22:04Mark Gagnon?

  That's enough?

• 22:06Speaker 02

  So you have your.

• 22:06Mark Gagnon?

  By soul, I mean.

• 22:11Mark Gagnon?

  That was good. That's good.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  You do have your mom's feet though.

• 22:15Mark Gagnon?

  See, when you butter me up, when you butter me up now.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  That's workplace harassment.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Do you ever think he's seen his dad's feet when they were walking out the door?

• 22:26Speaker 02

  That's too far. That's too far. That's too far.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  How many zins you got in right now, bro?

• 22:31Speaker 02

  That's too far, guys.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  That's a double pay zin.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  That's too far.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  That's the worst one.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  That's too far.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  I'm trying to be your new daddy, you know what I mean?

• 22:40Speaker 03

  What's he doing?

• 22:41Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 22:42Speaker 03

  Bringing up trauma.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  I wouldn't do that.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  You don't need to do. I'm trying to be Russell Wilson.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  I would never do that.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  I would never. I would never do that.

• 22:49Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, that was good.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  Come on, come on, come on. This is 2025 and we're being kind. We're supportive of each other. Loving, we're supporting one another. I'm sorry.

• 22:59Mark Gagnon?

  Hey, mom, you getting the Rolex soon?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  You know what's fucked up? Yeah, you might.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  You know what's fucked up though? That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex, right?

• 23:07Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  So he really got her.

• 23:10Speaker 03

  Oh, he got her the Rolex?

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Yo, that's dope dude. No, like that ass, like if you got it for retail, it's really that guy gave your wife a Rolex. How you gonna let a man buy your wife a Rolex and you pay the tax?

• 23:22Speaker 03

  I really got, that guy got twice here, I think.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Yo, what's his guy's name, yo? Nah, shout him out right now, trying to buy your wife gifts for Christmas.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  Hey, Scott, you ain't shit, dude. How dare you?

• 23:32Speaker 02

  You let a cracker?

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Oh, he's a, he's.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  A devil. He's a Jew?

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Scott?

• 23:39Speaker 03

  He might not be Jewish. He might just work in jewelry.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  If he ain't Indian, what is that right there?

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Why'd you think it was?

• 23:45Speaker 02

  If he ain't Indian, what the fuck else could he be? That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a fucking great point, god damn it. Anyway, shout out to Vacation. Vacation is fucking phenomenal. Uh, I want us all to go out there to St. Bart's one of these days, man. That was a grown fun. That was grown folks fun. That's how Charlamagne put it. Charlamagne popped over and he, uh, he came and hung out with us the day and, um. How was Jerry Jones? Oh, that was crazy. You know, Charlamagne is the biggest Cowboys fan in the fucking world.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  And, uh, we go to this place, Lagarite. I know that you were gonna suffer through this. And, uh, I'm like, yo, it's gonna be a fun little day party. And he hears party and he's like, it's gonna be the club, but I wanna come kick in. I wanna, but at the same time, like, he's like, bro, I only need like 30 minutes or an hour there. I'm like, I think you're gonna like it. He's like, man, I get out of those places quick. 10, 15, 20 minutes, we're in, we're vibing, and he's like, oh shit, this ain't a party. He goes, this is grown folks. This is, this is for grown folks. And the bangers are going. We look over the table and Jerry Jones is at the table. Jerry Jones is-

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Last week of the regular season, he could be doing his job as GM.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Of course not. He partying with the family in St. Bart's. So Dove sees Jerry Jones go to the bathroom, and Dove follows him to the bathroom, and on the way back starts chopping him up. Charlotte got no clue. When he comes back to the bathroom, he comes up to the table. Keep in mind, the whole place knows it's fucking Jerry Jones, right? He comes up to the table, says what's up to Charlemagne, Charlemagne's in his ear.

• 25:08Mark Gagnon?

  What the dump do to him in a bathroom?

• 25:12Speaker 03

  Jerry's about that action. I'm waiting for one of these cases to pop up.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Yo, yo, yo, yo.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Why you suffering in silence, ladies? You hate the Cowboys. Why you suffering in silence?

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Jerry, we're sorry, Jerry. You're a good man. He's not looking at people's feet, okay? He's just, you had a bad season, that's all.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Looking is looking. You see what I mean? I can't look.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Yo, Jerry liked to party, though.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Cause we offered him a shot, and he was like, alright, shit, alright, give me the fuck a shot. Nearly threw it back. Anyway, that was a cool moment to see them.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  He called me to fucking, put me through misery.

• 25:50Mark Gagnon?

  That's funny.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  He called me, this man. I was excited. I thought he had great news. Then he sends me the video. I'm like, fuck this guy. Poison the water, dude.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Fuck that guy.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Anyway, it was fun, yeah.

• 26:02Mark Gagnon?

  Has that always been a new year's spot for celebrity rich people?

• 26:06Speaker 02

  It's the, it is. It is. So basically, like, St. Bart's is an island in the Caribbean. I'm about to ruin it right now. I'm just letting y'all know, but it's-

• 26:14Mark Gagnon?

  It's like the old money starts seeing him coming.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  I mean, that's why Jerry left. He's like, there's a black guy that's-

• 26:23Mark Gagnon?

  No, he's like, there's a black guy at his table, does he play?

• 26:26Speaker 02

  He thought he was running Mr. Forty. He said, what are you doing here? We're both not supposed to be here. No, uh, and, uh, so basically it's this island of the Caribbean. There's no, uh, people indigenous to the island. And by that, uh, they're probably killed off a long time. And, uh, but it's like the only island in all of the Caribbean. We're supposed to believe that like just people aren't there. No, right. Every little island got communities of people, except this one. I think like the Swedish had it, then the French took it over. So the France just, the French just made the south of France in the Caribbean. So they got a place to go in the winter. Cause it's too cold to go south, Saint-Tropez, whatever the fuck in the south. So the whole shit is France. Everybody speaks French, is French as fuck. And, um, and it's just vibes.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  It's like all these billionaire motherfuckers pulling their boats up and they're just having like a flex off with their fucking hundred million dollar yachts. Jerry's is three hundred million. So his is there, the Wal- the Waltons boat that they own Walmart and shit. The Forte is boat, like every billionaire.

• 27:23Mark Gagnon?

  Who's boat were you on?

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Well, we did, we stayed in a, in a house there. And then like you go out to the boat for like a party or something like that.

• 27:30Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  And, uh, yeah, it's, yeah, it's crazy.

• 27:33Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, damn.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, the boats got helicopters landing, it's, it's some crazy shit. Yeah. But I, yeah, there's other things like, uh, boats are fucking dumb. I'll be honest with you. I've been saying this. Like boats are fucking stupid.

• 27:44Mark Gagnon?

  Owning one, but not being on her.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Uh, being on it's kind of fun, but like you gotta take a little bit of the, it's like, then you're on this boat. If you want to get off the boat, you gotta ask somebody. They, they gotta call a boat that it's, it's just a fucking, I like, I'm a city guy. Like I want to be able to walk somewhere. I want to be able to move on my own. Be at the beach looking at the water. I like that. It's great. That's fire. But, um, but yeah, it was just, it was fun hanging and it was grownups. It's like the ages are like, the men are like forty to seventy and the women are like eighteen to like twenty.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Perfect, perfect. Right, shit was going crazy. Gotta figure it out. It was like, they figured it out. There's not a single fat person. Like when you see a fat person, you're like, oh shit. Like you point them out, like your whole group points them.

• 28:27Mark Gagnon?

  And take a picture of them.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  You do, like you think that they're going to be on like the sand going like.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Art?

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. But like the aging, the age was.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  And how do these young girls, like, how do they have all that money?

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Everybody floating. There's not a single girl that pays to be there.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Really?

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, not a single.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  You don't say.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  Not a single one. Not a single.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Jerry Jones probably bought all of them on his fucking yacht.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, they get brought out there and they're there for a reason. And there's no lawsuits for Fox Sports One about it. Everybody there knows the deal.

• 28:59Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, really? It's like that in your face? Is it like?

• 29:04Speaker 02

  I'm a married man, you know, I wouldn't know anything about that. But I don't know their relations, I don't know what they do. I know there's a lot of link trees in the bios, I know that.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Maybe they had shows coming up.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Probably that.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, they got tickets.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  They're selling tickets.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  In Chicago. In Rosemont.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  No, no, there was a lot of OnlyFans presence. All right, guys, let's talk about some sports, man. I mean, like, you know, NFL's decided.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Playoffs are starting next week.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Excited?

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Very hype. This is the best.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Is it everything that you thought it would be?

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, and even like Week 18, which normally sucks, like the 12 o'clock games, like the seeding was getting decided and like one of the divisions and it was all, there was like, I have a multiview on my NFL Sunday Ticket and literally every game had playoff implications and they were all coming down to the final drive, it was crazy.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Oh, it was incredible, yeah.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  It was awesome. Yeah. But the matchups are set now, I'm very excited. The one thing I fear is that the Eagles look really good. Like, they've won, I think, two or two out of their last three without Jalen Hurts out, their quarterback.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  I mean, he's huge.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so they're the number two seed, they seem to have an easy path, but like, I'm hoping, honestly, Bills, Lions, or Vikings. That'd be so fun. Because any one of those fanbases is just dying for a Super Bowl and had so much shitty luck and I think that'd be awesome.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Wow, the Vikings, that good?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  The Vikings look so kind of, Minnesota historically is good as a football team and then something happens at the end and they get fucked over. Like, I remember one year they were 15-1, fucking best team in the league and then their best kicker in the league missed like a 25-yarder to go to the Super Bowl. This is just like a thing that happens. But if they can make it past that, that'd be so, so good.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Mayfield has had a resurgence, huh?

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Mayfield is so good. His teammates love him.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Like, he was, everybody saw him.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  You always said he got moxie.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  He's got moxie. I love him.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  Him and Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow got moxie too. I hate that he didn't make it to the playoffs. That's the one thing I wish.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  But other than that, dude, this is gonna be fun.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  I mean, it's cool that, yeah, it's cool because people kind of wrote him off.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Wrote him off. Dude, he was on the bench for the Rams for like an entire year. Then he went to the Panthers, didn't really play. Then he came to, I think he just got humbled, came to Tampa, apparently like made it a point to get cool with everybody on the offense. They all loved him. They all rode for him. And then he's, now he's like their guy.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Okay, so give me your, your picks. What do we got? We got games right here.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  I know, I know. So the Packers and the Eagles. I would love for the Packers to win, but their best wide receiver got hurt in the last week of the season.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  So we're going Eagles.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  And their quarterback is banged up.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  What do you think of the wild card games?

• 31:25Speaker 03

  That's, that's one wild card. The other wild card is Vikings and, uh, who are they playing? The Rams. I think the Vikings got it. People are kind of writing them off because they got their ass kicked last week. I don't think that's gonna happen. Commanders and Bucks. I think the Commanders could do it. I love Tampa. I love all that. I just don't think they're good enough. David and I disagree on this. And then AFC, I think, uh, the Bills will beat the Broncos. I think the Chargers will beat the Texans, and I think the Ravens will beat the Steelers.

• 31:50Speaker 02

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• 32:20Speaker 03

  Thank God.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  Getting saved, getting saved.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Thank God.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  It was great. I talked to an exorcist, just chatting with him. Where did you meet him? He's my mom's friend. Oh, that makes sense because they get rid of the demons that are... What do you think? I don't know. I thought that the exorcist was the girl that went down the stairs backwards.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Wow, that movie's totally different now that I think about it.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. No, he's an exorcist. Well, he's not technically an exorcist. He accompanies the exorcist. He's a cop in New York City.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Just like a proper Italian, like he, he wrote a book that became a movie, Deliver Us From Evil, has Olivia Munn in it. It ended up doing really good.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  And, uh, he would go to these people's houses and you would get the demons out of them.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Is that movie about Olivia Munn, Deliver Us From Evil?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Which one is Olivia Munn?

• 33:08Mark Gagnon?

  The forehead.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  I like a big forehead. I like a big forehead.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's somebody's wife. But she's famous, she's famous. And she's beautiful. Yeah, you don't think that girl's beautiful?

• 33:22Mark Gagnon?

  No, she is.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  Would you say that's a big forehead? I feel like that's a-

• 33:25Mark Gagnon?

  I actually, I actually was thinking of somebody else.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Who were you thinking of?

• 33:30Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know, it's some other Asian bitch.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Thinking of me? That's the thing, there's a couple of them that kinda look like that.

• 33:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, and I was thinking of the other one.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  And who was it? Who's the other one? Cause there's a couple of that version of person. I know who you're thinking of.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  The difference between her and Ali Wong and fucking-

• 33:46Speaker 02

  You know the difference-

• 33:47Speaker 03

  The lady in Chinatown. He don't know the fucking difference.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Oh, he don't?

• 33:49Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Who's the other one we're thinking of?

• 33:52Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, that's foul.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  No, that's John Legend's wife.

• 33:54Mark Gagnon?

  Don't do that.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  I'm just trying to jog his memories. I'm trying to jog Al's memories. What's John? Chrissy Teigen.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, beautiful. But yeah, no, there was a no demons when I talked over there, bro. Yo, what are you doing over there?

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Is that your thing?

• 34:09Mark Gagnon?

  Son, these, these are, these are wives, people. Respectful.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Well-

• 34:13Mark Gagnon?

  Gawk at their feet. I'm not gonna do that.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  The rule I have is if you are famous, then you're involved. If you're one of these people that's like hidden, you're out of it, then I don't like to talk about it. That's my rule. But if you, if you're a Kardashian, then like, hey, this is, this is the game.

• 34:29Mark Gagnon?

  Okay, I respect that.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Anyway, um- I pulled into his house. Yep. And we did a pod. And he was just blowing my mind, demons are real, apparently. Really?

• 34:38Mark Gagnon?

  Oh wait, is this your mom's friend? Cause like, she like hires him for his services every once in a while?

• 34:44Speaker 02

  No. No, but we should though. Everyone should get their house blessed. Get them blessed. He's like ghosts, demons, aliens, demons. He said northeast covered in demons. This is where he was, he was in the 45 in Brooklyn.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Wait, the 45 is famous? Didn't they do like a documentary about that? 75. Oh, 75. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, he was out there, he was just exorcising demons. He's also just a real Italian. Yeah. So he was just in there, just like, yo, fucking, the name of Jesus Christ, get the fuck out of this lady. Like, he was just like, I'm like, he said that sometimes he would do these exorcisms, and they would start speaking in different languages, start speaking in tongues. Yeah. They would start speaking languages they don't even know. We know it's a language. Well, this was crazy. Is that he would record them and he's like, yeah, I went over to my fucking deli after the exorcism. Brought it up to the guy. I was like, you know what this fucking language is? And the guy was like, no, sir, never heard it. And he was like, me neither, bro. This is fucking crazy. So it's possible it's not even a language. It's possible it's a dead language.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  Speaking in tongues, dude.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Possible it's just speaking in tongues.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Y'all be doing that?

• 35:37Speaker 02

  I don't know. But he's like, one lady got possessed because there was like a ghost that was in her house. And she was like a friendly ghost and then she possessed her body and then they had to fucking hold her down.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  Well, why you possess that? That seems like a good time.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  No, uh-uh, uh-uh. Starts off that way. They start off friendly and kind and then they get inside your brain and then they possess you.

• 35:54Mark Gagnon?

  But if it's a friendly ghost, isn't it good vibes?

• 35:57Speaker 02

  That's what they want you to think, bro.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  They're lying about it. They're like.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  The devil's tricks. So all ghosts are bad? Not all. I asked about this. He said, not all ghosts. He says some ghosts are just kind of chilling. They're in limbo. But he says some ghosts, they're demons. And you gotta ask him in the name of Jesus Christ, do you love Jesus Christ as Christ's king? And if they say no, demon. Well, I'm sure there's some people that say no, like Akash would say no to that.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Is he a demon?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Say less.

• 36:23Mark Gagnon?

  Son, you can.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  You believe anything. I know.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  You believe anything.

• 36:29Mark Gagnon?

  I don't believe anything. Every time he goes down there, he believes it a little bit.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Is there any, is there ever a time where you're like, nah, this guy's full of shit?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  He says Jesus isn't king. Yeah, that's a, that's a telltale right there. No, but have you ever sat down, like when we were sitting down with, with Billy, Billy Carson, like I knew he was full of shit, but it's a fun full of shit. Yeah. But this demon guy you believe? Nah, I mean, I've never seen a demon, so I don't know. But I do sit with him and he's fully convinced. I'm like, he's saying something. I've never seen the tablets of toth or whatever the fuck he keeps talking about. Emerald tablets. No one's seen them. They're, they're fabrication from the twenties. Yeah. No one's seen them. But if I did see him, I'd be like, these are the Emerald Tablets of Toth. I'm just saying, dude. I texted Miles over the weekend. I said, Miles, I have great news. Telepathy is real. Wait, why is telepathy real? Miles, do you remember this whole conversation?

• 37:17Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, I remember. I got deep into it.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  There's a number one podcast out right now. It overtook Joe Rogan for a couple of days. Oh, my gosh. Truly. It's called the telepathy tapes. Apparently kids with nonverbal autism are telepathic. Does telepathic mean you can lift shit up? No, it's telekinesis.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  What's the cool one? Where you're Magneto? Yeah, it's telekinesis, telekinesis. Telekinesis? Yeah. Why can't they lift their tongue up and down and make some fucking sound? Why don't they do that? True. No, I'm on that shit too. Right, like, yo, how about this? How about this? Ha, how are you doing? No, no, see, look, this woman, she went in, apparently there was this researcher from Harvard and Johns Hopkins that was doing research on autistic savants. These are kids that know shit that's crazy. They're able to tell the words of pi or the letters of pi to fucking 10,000 digits or whatever. And so she's going in and apparently- Hey, everybody fact checking that, like, I know pi to 10,000 digits too. Yeah, that's true. 3.1475635798432579. But we can look it up, bro. Nobody looking that up. We just say it.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  It's like Rubik's Cube, you just go like this, boom, and then- But it's not solved, what do you mean? Nah, but if you flash it fast enough, that thing will solve it and throw it away. I've been solving Rubik's Cubes since I was nine years old. No, no, no, no, no. This is some real telep- One of my favorite games is with Rubik's Cubes is go, "Yeah, I could do it." And then people are like, "No way." They're like, "Yeah, it's kinda, it's really easy." And I build that up for 10 minutes and then I just go like that and I don't solve it? And I just waste 10 minutes of somebody's time?

• 38:41Speaker 02

  This shit is harder than I thought. Okay, so, so telepathy is you could send messages to another person that also can't speak? Or with someone that can speak? Yup. I'll just, I'll explain this the way it's laid out, okay? Again, I'm not fully a believer, alright? Yes, you are. No, no, no.

• 38:57Mark Gagnon?

  He was talking about the demon shit before and I'm like, "Ah, that's so stupid." But I'm on board with this shit.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Wait, telepathy? Yeah, I'm on board. I need to bring these shoulder, you, cause you look like the Kanye video with fucking- You're such a fucking h-. Okay, go. So, look, I texted Miles weeks ago before this even was popping. Now it's the number one podcast in the world. They're saying, I told Miles, I was like, "I'm, I'm like the Simon Cowell, I'm like Scooter Braun of just bullshit." Okay. I can just tell when something is about, people, retards are gonna love it. I'm like, "This is it." Okay, so how do you know that they're telling you something? Because they can't confirm what they're telling you. So, these kids, nonverbal autism, right? They can type, they can spell, and they can write on an iPad, but they can't speak. There's a mind-body connection separation. Yup. So, sometimes the mom will be like, "Yeah, I went to the store, I came home." And then my kid was like typing on the thing, "Oh, how was Walmart?" And they're like, "I didn't tell you I went to Walmart.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  I went there last minute just to go grab something." Then my kid knew something about me in my brain that I never said. Yup. And then they start doing tests. So she goes over to this family, a nonverbal autistic kid, and they do a series of tests, okay? It's like Braun in Game of Thrones, yo. Exactly. See, now, now it's starting to be real.

• 40:03Speaker 05

  Just look at him, find my iPhone or something?

• 40:05Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no one has to find my iPhone.

• 40:07Speaker 05

  What about the bags from Walmart that she walks in the door with?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  She, she brings her own bags. She's trying to be go friendly.

• 40:12Speaker 05

  The test, the test is where it gets even worse.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  What do you mean worse?

• 40:15Speaker 05

  Just go.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Random number generator, okay? The child can see through the mom's eyes. So the kid's in a different room?

• 40:21Speaker 05

  Nope. Keep going.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  The kid's separated by a partition, okay? And the mom is over here, and she gets a random number generator, and she looks at the numbers, three digits. And the child types in the digits perfectly. No one says anything. She does this for like, over, like, twenty different digits? Kid gets all of them correct. Do you have a video of this?

• 40:37Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  Miles's video?

• 40:39Speaker 05

  I've paid money for this.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  You have to pay ten dollars to get the video? I didn't pay it, Miles did.

• 40:43Speaker 05

  Mark texted me like, two weeks ago, he goes, yo, I'm on some wacky shit right now. And I was like, alright, bet, send it to me.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  You don't think it's possible that the kid can memorize a lot of numbers? And then the mom goes, yo, we're gonna do this number shit?

• 40:53Speaker 05

  It's even, it's even

• 40:53Speaker 02

  It is possible.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  Less interesting than that.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Oh, really? Bro, it's the level that they, bro. You two guys are good.

• 41:01Speaker 05

  The demons are in him, dude.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Cause he doesn't read anything, and you believe everything. The demons are in him, bro. Like, why can't you trust this guy?

• 41:07Speaker 03

  This line of magic secrets revealed. This shit is gonna be so simple, I bet.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  This is also your fault. He has an eight-hour flight to Hawaii, and the episode, it's eight, it's eight episodes long. He watches every one of them on the way there.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  Thank you so much for not bringing this up while we were You weren't ready for it. I was not. You were not ready. I don't think I'm ready now. I'd like to see the video.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  So, I, I listened to a few episodes, like, alright, this is all wacky, let me go look. I go on the website, you gotta pay ten dollars to get these, access to these testing videos.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  That's how you know it's bullshit.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  That's Scientology.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, get out of here. There's a donation.

• 41:35Speaker 05

  Long story short, the videos, and we could play them, I, you'd have

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Go ahead, just go connect. Go connect, right? If it's not, if it's all bullshit, you know?

• 41:43Mark Gagnon?

  It's funny. I wanna believe magic so bad, man.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Blackest thing about you.

• 41:47Mark Gagnon?

  I know. It's like, this shit is real, guys.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  They do, yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  They bring a magician on this.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  They do another test. They put the girl

• 41:53Speaker 03

  We need to bring on a mentalist on this pod.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Put the girl fully in a blindfold, okay? Fully in a blindfold, they hand her popsicles, popsicle sticks, all different colors. She holds it, and she's able to place it in the correct pile, depending on the color. Just with the mom looking at her, fully blindfold, she can't see anything. Then she opens up a book, points to a word in the book, the kid knows it, types it in perfectly. The kid doesn't even speak English and knew the English word.

• 42:16Speaker 05

  These kids can't really type. They have to have their parents in the room with them, touching them.

• 42:19Speaker 02

  There is facilitated communication, that is a part of it.

• 42:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, they do have to touch each other, which is sort of a big problem. There's no double-blind like study on this. It's very much like, you ever seen a Ouija board where you sort of touch it and then you all sort of lead that shit the right direction?

• 42:32Mark Gagnon?

  You believe that shit.

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Watch it. Watch what you got here.

• 42:37Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yes.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  You think this woman would lie?

• 42:39Speaker 03

  No, I don't. I believe it all now.

• 42:41Mark Gagnon?

  I'm already on board. She got the accent.

• 42:44Speaker 06

  Okay, what is it?

• 42:49Speaker 05

  Guys, hold on. The mom's always gotta hold the little sign. He's looking in a mirror. Look. Bro, it's not even just a mirror. It's the mom-

• 42:58Speaker 02

  No, he looked at a mirror behind the screen.

• 43:01Mark Gagnon?

  Hey, Mark, this seems like some bullshit.

• 43:03Speaker 05

  Hold on, hold on. They put the partition away, touches the daughter, puts her hand on her forehead.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Also is holding the numbers, or like the little sign pad.

• 43:16Mark Gagnon?

  Oh yeah, she's like applying pressure when she gets close to some shit.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:20Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's some bullshit.

• 43:22Speaker 05

  Pay $10 for that.

• 43:23Mark Gagnon?

  Damn it, I wanted to believe it.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, the only one I believe is Indians.

• 43:26Speaker 05

  I paid $10 for that. I just want to let you guys know that, just to tell Mark he was wrong once again.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  That's worth it. That's worth it. I'd have paid a thousand for that.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Some of the kids need facilitated communication.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  I'd have bought him a fucking Rolex for that.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  He doesn't need it. He knows what time it is all the time. Isn't that crazy? So this became the biggest podcast in America.

• 43:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, for like two days, truly.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  For a brief period. Celebrity tape.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  And Mark was on it truly 10 days before.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  I don't know, dude. I don't know. I don't know necessarily if any of this is true, okay? It hasn't been verified. There are other studies, the Gonsfeldt study.

• 43:55Speaker 05

  There's also gonna be a season two. Get excited.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Coming out? It'll be coming out soon.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  And that one has telekinesis in it, some other crazy wacky shit that these parents believe.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  They're upping the ante, huh?

• 44:04Mark Gagnon?

  He's the smartest person I know that believes dumbass shit, bro. It doesn't make sense.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  If you believe everything, then you're right on some of the time.

• 44:10Mark Gagnon?

  Cause he was homeschooled.

• 44:12Speaker 05

  And the worst part is there are commenters right now being like, Miles on his bullshit again, fucking hater.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  If I know one thing about the comments, Miles is getting cooked right now.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  Miles, why are you getting cooked?

• 44:22Speaker 02

  People want to believe, bro. Yeah, cuz I went on his pod and I was an asshole about, what was it? Reincarnation.

• 44:27Mark Gagnon?

  Did you have this haircut?

• 44:28Speaker 03

  No, that you ain't shit.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  And I got cooked for that. He says goofy white people. I was like, yeah, what is that even? I just think these are parents that are invested in their child and want their child to be something awesome. And then they go, that's my kid.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  What about that was past life regression?

• 44:43Speaker 02

  That's possible. Do you still believe in your past life regression?

• 44:47Mark Gagnon?

  Not even when I did it, I 50% believe in and 50% I think I was just hypnotized.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Oh, are you hypnotizable?

• 44:55Mark Gagnon?

  I guess so. That was the first time I tried.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  Like, there's a certain amount of people that are and then certain amount that are not.

• 45:00Mark Gagnon?

  Past life regression is a form of hypnotism.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  Hypnosis.

• 45:04Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, there you go. So, yeah, I guess that's.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 45:07Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  Are you worried about that? Why? I don't know, like,

• 45:13Speaker 02

  you know, like, no, I'm just saying, like, at any point in time, you know, something could happen that you're straight.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  I don't know. They did all these studies. Apparently this guy Rupert Sheldrake, he did this study where people could tell where they're being stared at. Yeah. So like, they like, they just had a monitor and then they had a two-way glass or whatever. And then they would have someone present in the room staring at them where they were not able to see. And then someone not, and the person was like, yeah, I'm able to tell above chance. Like with statistical significance that I was being stared at.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  That's telepathy?

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Well, it's more just like a sense that people have that's non-material. That's basically indicating that like, there's something that exists outside of like our localized consciousness.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  Great sense, a sense that's non-material.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  So the, the, the term they're using is materialist, like a person who only believes in the matter of the world. That's, that's what Miles is. Miles is a strict materialist. Yeah. He doesn't believe in infrared light. He doesn't believe in anything. I believe in infr- what are you talking about? I see.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Hey, Miles, what's the difference between a joke and three dicks?

• 46:16Mark Gagnon?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  That's so hard. I can't do it. Your mom can't take a dick. You got it, you got it. That's very respectful.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Fuck it up again.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  You really tried to get that, right?

• 46:27Speaker 03

  I cannot.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  You really tried to get it, right? What's the difference between your mom and a joke?

• 46:33Speaker 02

  I'll never get this shit right. What's the difference? Let's go. Between three dicks?

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  And a joke.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Your mom can't take a joke.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  A joke, T, T, O, G, O. You can take a dick to go.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  But yeah, bro. You don't believe in telepathy? I told mad people about this podcast. I was like, this is very fun. It's a good time to listen to. And I told like 10 people and seven of them were like, yeah, telepathy is real. That's happened to me.

• 47:04Mark Gagnon?

  I do, I do believe in it.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Ask some people about telepathy, bro. People be believing it. Telepathy? I've had friends. I don't really care about telepathy.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  I'm not that into it. I don't care.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Telekinesis is the one that's fire.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  That's sick.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it's definitely more cool. Have you seen those kids that do telekinesis on TikTok? No. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is, this is the best. Hold on, let me jump on here. There are these kids on TikTok. They're like, I'm practicing my telekinesis. And then they have a piece of tinfoil and then they go, and the tinfoil falls over and they're dead serious. There's another kid that's like a, he's an earth mover. And so he goes to parking lots and finds leaves and makes them spin up.

• 47:35Mark Gagnon?

  You know, and like wind happens. If you homeschool your kids, you get that.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Sell them to public school, y'all.

• 47:41Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, bro.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  They don't believe shit.

• 47:43Mark Gagnon?

  This is crazy.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Isn't that what Tai Chi is a little bit, though? Like, you ever see those monks that like use a finger and just your whole body falls over? Yeah. You never seen that? Steven Seagal does that? Yeah, but that's not Tai Chi. Great videos out there. I'm, when I met him, I felt a little of that. Bro, you're picking up his energy? No, like, well, like I took a picture. I dapped him up and then I just, like, I felt, I felt like a wave of energy.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Oh, word.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Your hand hurt? I believe in that a little.

• 48:14Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, energy's real.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Energy's real.

• 48:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Nah, the shit that all the weirdo girls with tattoos talk about.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  You think?

• 48:22Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 48:24Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it is.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Cause wouldn't they use it to get Taiwan back? Or can Taiwan fight with the same thing? Like, why isn't China using that to get Taiwan back?

• 48:35Speaker 03

  I'm not saying it's a weapon.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  But it's a thing.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  But wouldn't, this is what humans do. You build something cool and then you make a weapon out of it. That is true. We weaponize anything good.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Well, maybe they have. Like, what do girls do? They weaponize getting offered 1.5 million dollars to get some suck on it?

• 48:50Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, he's fucking up the market, bro.

• 48:52Speaker 03

  1.5 is just a weird number.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  It is weird because it feels real. 1 million feels like a joke. Uh, would you suck a dick for a million dollars? If your boy goes, yo, would you suck a dick for 1.5 million dollars?

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're asking me to suck your dick.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  What's that 0.5 about? Right? 1.5 makes it feel like a real gesture. When there's no way that Skip Bayless is asking this, um, makeup artist. Cause you could get Victoria's Secret models for way less. There's like a billionaire prostitution ring, which is like a lot of these like famous models are part of. And you just pay him, X him out, smash him out. They know the deal and it's done. So you really think that the makeup artist is getting 1.5 million dollars? Fuck no.

• 49:34Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I think he was gonna offer it. Fuck, and then be like, nah, change my mind.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  That, I believe. That seems like Skip Bayless.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  She gotta go to the news like, he said you're getting 1.5 million. And they say, you believed? Yo, that's actually a really interesting fuck up.

• 49:48Mark Gagnon?

  1.5 for some box is crazy.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Nobody's paying that. Nobody's paying that. Do you think it started there? Was that initial offer? Or did it work out?

• 49:55Speaker 03

  That was the initial offer, apparently.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Nah, no one was paying. Not for lives, pussy.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Not for live, like.

• 50:05Speaker 03

  For dead?

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Like 1.5 to smash some famous deceased? Yo, that's different. Monroe? Yo, what's the Monroe? Monroe Doctrine? The Marilyn Monroe?

• 50:17Speaker 02

  I was like, is this something I don't know?

• 50:21Speaker 02

  Like, for real. So 1.5 for some deceased, some posthumous pom pom? Think about that. 1.5, but you get to dick down like Mary Todd Lincoln. Oh.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Oh, who are you going after? 1.5? Five.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mary Todd Lincoln.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  I don't know. Well, let's look her up. Marilyn makes more sense. Yeah, Marilyn makes more like, what are some other historic vagina?

• 50:44Mark Gagnon?

  You know, I'm going.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Cleopatra?

• 50:45Speaker 02

  Cleopatra, you wouldn't smash Cleopatra at one point, she probably mummified.

• 50:48Mark Gagnon?

  I heard she wasn't that bad.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 50:51Mark Gagnon?

  I heard they stayed.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Shaw's going back in time?

• 50:53Mark Gagnon?

  Wow.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Shaw's going back in time for that.

• 50:56Mark Gagnon?

  Amazing feat for you.

• 51:00Mark Gagnon?

  God damn.

• 51:01Speaker 02

  Yo, Abraham Lincoln was for sure gay.

• 51:03Mark Gagnon?

  God damn.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  His is gay.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Your man's is gay, yo. Your man's is gay.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  He better be gay.

• 51:10Mark Gagnon?

  Son.

• 51:11Speaker 02

  That's crazy. That's not Mary Todd. Come on, bro.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  What about Lady Bird Johnson? She was notoriously unattractive.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Imagine, imagine your wife.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Let's compare and contrast.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Yo, imagine your wife is so ugly, you're like, I gotta free the slaves or something, bro. I can't be hanging around this bitch all day long. I mean, poor woman, and she was crazy. That's crazy. Who's that right there?

• 51:32Speaker 03

  That's Lady Bird Johnson, that's Lyndon's wife.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  I don't think she's ugly.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  That was, she was seen as unattractive, but I think she's more attractive than Mary Todd.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. And LBJ had, he had a piece on him. Yeah, big deal.

• 51:43Mark Gagnon?

  Show that shit to people.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  I think also she was just after Jackie.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  And it's a hard act to follow.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  That's a tough act to follow, yeah.

• 51:48Mark Gagnon?

  But Jackie had the wonky eye people don't talk about.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  I think they were just far set.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  You couldn't, there was no HD back then, you couldn't even see that.

• 51:55Mark Gagnon?

  Oh.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  No, but like she had, she looked like a, like a fluke.

• 51:58Mark Gagnon?

  You're like a fish.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, like one is like here and the other one is here, but, yeah, but I think she's beautiful.

• 52:04Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  Nah. She's a pretty girl, dude. She's stunning, come on, stop it, look at that.

• 52:09Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:11Mark Gagnon?

  It's just the eyes is, this throw me off.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  This, this one I've taken down in the past.

• 52:15Mark Gagnon?

  Oh.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 52:16Mark Gagnon?

  Who's that?

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Hedy Lamarr. Yeah. This girl's a beast. Good name. She invented freaking wifi. Isn't that crazy? No, she didn't. Yes, bro. She's the, I know, it's like, started as playback or something like that for. They, they, they attributed her with like having like some contribution of modern day wifi. Yeah, cuz she could watch playback of the, the film, of the scene that she had just acted in, right?

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I should have.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  And then that ends up becoming wifi, but yeah, she's stunning. Wow.

• 52:44Speaker 05

  This is like Janet Jackson, starting YouTube sort of convo.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  Ah, is that what it was?

• 52:50Speaker 02

  So, Phyllis O'Rand was supposed to be beautiful. Yes.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. Janet Jackson, like the boob controversy apparently is what inspired like a lot of online video players to be created to the watch.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  What's going on here?

• 53:03Speaker 02

  And this is no plastic surgery, no Photoshop, like even the pictures of them.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  Wait, shout out to Sophia Lurin picture.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Yo, have you guys noticed when you were in, uh, well, I mean, I can't quote whatever, just like, have you guys noticed women's faces looking quite similar? Like, plastic surgery has gotten really good and fillers have gotten really good.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Like, women are objectively more beautiful, but I think they're more similar.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  They're all kind of looking like that Kardashian, whatever it is.

• 53:31Mark Gagnon?

  Cause they're doing the makeup the same, so they're all watching the same makeup tutorials. And so that contour in the same way, they're doing all the same.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought it was a filler thing where they're like constructing their faces to be more, uh.

• 53:43Mark Gagnon?

  I think it's, I think it's.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Probably that too.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  So you, okay, so you add fillers to create like similar, because there's probably one version of like aesthetic beauty. And it's probably just having an even face, right? Like, that's probably what all the paintings that are beautiful look like. And symmetry is just what it is. So you're using the filler to create symmetry, then you're all watching the same makeup tutorials. So now your makeup is the same and your cheekbones and, and, and, uh, sorry, your jawline and cheekbones are the same. So you just have this similar look.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  So these are old styles of modern makeup.

• 54:16Speaker 02

  Who is that?

• 54:18Speaker 03

  I have no idea.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.

• 54:20Mark Gagnon?

  And I think we spoke about this last part. Who's that bitch that she had a glow up now? Her face is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lindsay Lohan looks.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Oh, she looks incredible.

• 54:30Mark Gagnon?

  We talked about that on Patreon, yeah. So.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Lucy was a joy.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 54:35Mark Gagnon?

  I actually like no makeup.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I prefer.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Well, there is makeup, it's just, this is modern makeup.

• 54:40Mark Gagnon?

  Oh.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  I pretty much prefer.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  So it's basically, what would you look like now?

• 54:43Speaker 03

  She looks better on the right.

• 54:44Speaker 02

  I mean, Marilyn Monroe is just like.

• 54:46Mark Gagnon?

  Stunning both, right?

• 54:48Speaker 05

  Proper piece. I'm pretty sure she left her husband. She was like married to a guy for like a year.

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. Marilyn Monroe did?

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Charge it to the game, dog.

• 54:55Speaker 05

  Someone off her 1.5.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Out of this. Isn't that great? Then I think he like remarried, just lived like his regular life in like Cleveland or something.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  And people like, yo, you were tagging Marilyn Monroe. I was like, yo.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  What do you, what was like, I, I mean, that's, yeah, she's been.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  We remember Marilyn Monroe as this kind of like famous slut. But she's beloved. You know, she's fucking married men. She's like, she's out there. She's doing her thing. She's like throwing the ass around or whatever. Skirts popping up with the wind. Was she scrutinized? Or did women have like so few public voices back in the day that there just wasn't that much scrutiny? Like now, every female podcast would be like, oh, who's this bitch fucking all the married men? What a slut. How dare she? But there just weren't shows for chicks to complain.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  Or they'd be empowering, whatever. Don't slut shame. But yeah, I think.

• 55:43Speaker 02

  I don't even think, I think fucking married men, they don't count as a, on the umbrella of slut shaming. I think most women, if you're out there like fucking married guys, they're like, nah, fuck you. Like, go fuck single dudes.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, fair enough. That's a good distinction. But back then, did they know that she was doing all that back then?

• 56:00Speaker 02

  That's the other thing I'm wondering.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  The media was so controlled back then. I don't think the three news channels are gonna be like, hey, guess who Marilyn Monroe was fucking? The president.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  And there was more respect for politicians back then. Like you didn't expose their shit.

• 56:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  So our idea of Marilyn Monroe now is she's like this hoe that's all empowered. But back in the day, she was just this beautiful pin of pearl.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  With Joe DiMaggio publicly, you didn't know what she's doing on the side. And now I think, I didn't watch the movie, but apparently the movie about her, it's like dark, but it kind of paints her in a simple, sympathetic light. Like she got taken advantage of by a lot of guys, blah, blah, blah, whatever. I think addicted to drugs, they like kind of fed the addiction, whatever. I don't know. I didn't watch. But now I think it's turning again where she's gonna be painted as kind of a tragic figure.

• 56:44Speaker 02

  Interesting. I mean, it seems like she was scrutinized slightly in her time. She was viewed as a commodity. She wasn't easy to work with. She never knew her lines.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, not the slut stuff, it seems like, is my.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  That's more what I'm talking about. Like now, she is, she's like beloved.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  And emulated, like wearing her dress to the Golden Globes. I remember one year, Kim Kardashian or something like that. And like, you're wearing like an old whore's dress. But it's

• 57:12Speaker 03

  If the dress fits.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  But isn't it, it's kind of, am I taking like a weird angle on this? No, no, it makes sense.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  No, I think because she was already beloved before we found out this stuff. And then I think she died tragically, right? She died young, so we're good. If she lived a long life, maybe we'd look at her a little bit differently.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you live a long life, you have tons of money and everything worked out for you. We go, fuck you bitch. Why are you having sex with all these married dudes and breaking up their homes? If you die tragically, you're like, she lived hard, died young.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Also according to this random comment I found on Reddit, seems like she was seen as classy and elegant on screen.

• 57:49Speaker 05

  She was also funny on screen. She was like comedic, she was a comedic relief sometimes in shows and movies.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  God bless.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  So she went from pinups to like a starlet where people were like, oh no, she's like the epitome of elegance. And there was also probably so few famous people, like they're making way less movies. So the famous people of the time were probably revered regardless of their behavior.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Now there's so many little micro celebrities, you don't even, you know what I mean? I get recognized walking down the street. Nobody gives a fuck outside of like those people, you know what I mean? No one cares. Back then it's like 10 celebrities. That's it. And I love them.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, so talking this is real, turns out. Fuck off.

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• 59:28Speaker 02

  Yo, what do you guys think about, um, not to grab a topic off of, off of that list here, but uh, I'm going to. Um, Drake, Drake puts out the diss to LeBron seemingly.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  What it, how do you guys feel about that?

• 59:50Mark Gagnon?

  One, it seems to have leaked.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Oh, he didn't leak it himself?

• 59:54Mark Gagnon?

  No, it wasn't his accounts, account that posted it.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Do you think it was like an organized leak?

• 59:59Mark Gagnon?

  He, knowing him, it could be because he's done that in the past, but at the same time, it's like, he wasn't exactly catching the beat the whole time and he's like just reading off of his phone. It seemed like he was like, hey, I just wrote this verse. I'm gonna send it to somebody to check it out and tell me what you think about it. Like, that's what it seemed like because in the video, he's just like, oh, you know, like, it looked like, okay, ready, go, that type of shit.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  I mean, that's a smart way to put it out because if people don't fuck with it, then you get to be like, I didn't even put that shit out. Y'all, we're not even done with it. And if it blows up, it's basically like creating the lowest expectations so you can over deliver.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Interesting. Keep going.

• 1:00:36Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. And, yeah, like, to take shots at Bron, it's, I don't know, like you have him tatted on you, yeah, best friends for mad long. You, pretty much their careers were, they coming up around the same time and they're both were number one for the longest. And so, it's, it's not clear disses. It's, it's hard to really say that this is a Bron diss.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  Okay, let's assume it is.

• 1:01:02Mark Gagnon?

  Okay.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Just because the name is of a song, they said Fighting Irish, but then again, if he doesn't name the songs, how do we know what it is? It's shrouded in, shrouded in enough mystery where I feel like Drake can protect his relationship if he wants. But it seems like there's some maybe bars thrown in that direction. I think it's smart strategic move like, all right, let's get away from this Kendrick thing. We'll go towards an even bigger figure, which is LeBron. And low key, I think there's sympathy, like I felt sympathetic because if that's your boy, you got his fucking jersey tatted on your arm, your homies forever. And he shows up to this other guy who, I don't even know if you're close to him like that.

• 1:01:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  He shows up to the show, he's rapping all the words, he's cosigning the fuck out of it. I would feel, I'd probably feel hurt. I'd probably feel like one of my friends let me down.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  It's more justified than all the other shit.

• 1:01:55Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  You know, and also it's, you know, if he is alleging certain things, it's like, yo, we did work together. We did fuck shit, like, and you're out here, why are you acting like I don't know things? Like, it does seem, like, if I'm, if they're as close as the media has portrayed it, and maybe they have even portrayed it.

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  They have portrayed, I mean, look at his fucking arm.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Exactly. If they're that close and you were doing that to my op, I would feel a way.

• 1:02:20Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  And I think he's justified.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  This is his best received, seems like his most well-received song since the battle.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  This is the one that people are like, oh, maybe he's back to rapping, whatever. I do think, the way LeBron distanced himself, something happened. Because when Drake lost, and I brought this up on the call, when Drake lost the Pusha T battle, LeBron brought him on the shop, did like a whole PR piece essentially.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  So he's working with him.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  You're my man, you can't possibly disappoint me, protect your peace, blah, blah, blah. I got you, I'm holding you down. Now, this battle, LeBron is kind of making it a point to let you know whose side he's on. So, something happened, I don't know what it was, but I don't think it was just, I don't think it was just LeBron switching up.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  Because wasn't Drake pulling up to Bronny's games when he was in high school?

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Like, that doesn't really help Drake. I feel like, if anything, that helps build the stock of Bronny.

• 1:03:11Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  So you invested in the family, and then, all LeBron has to do is not go to the concert.

• 1:03:18Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  It's a very easy thing to not go to.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  Oh, no, he's, he's rapping the words, if you like that, he's going to the concert, he's with Steph Curry, Steph at the Olympics is like, they're playing the song, Not Like Us, and Steph is like, I'm so sick of this song, is it the only fucking song in the world? And LeBron is like, I love it. I think LeBron is making it a point to let everybody know, he's not riding for this guy.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  So why is that?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  That's what I think's happened.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Because I don't see, I don't see LeBron as like a flippant guy.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  He's someone that knows the, the power of teamwork and reputation and relationships.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  All of LeBron's old teammates seem, not all, most of them seem to really still like him.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  He's beloved and respected, there's people that-

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Kevin loves, he'll gases him, loves him, like, is incredible, yeah.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  Even guys that don't play on his team, like, they'll defend him.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  With this fervor.

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  You know, like, nah, he's the guy, how dare you talk about him, like, you saying LeBron's not as good as this guy, he's the best still in the league, I think it was Kevin Garnett went on like a spirited tirade defending LeBron.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  And they were rivals.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  They were a heated ride. Maybe it was a business deal.

• 1:04:16Mark Gagnon?

  This one's hard. This one's hard because that battle was just such a fun thing for everybody in rap.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Mark Gagnon?

  And it was like, even if I'm a Drake fan and I still was loving some of Kendrick's songs. Like, so it's like you get swept up in that whole shit. Plus, he's Mr. LA. You're Mr. L A. Like Lakers, Showtime.

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:36Mark Gagnon?

  You're in the city. You, you're.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. People don't, yeah, we're outside.

• 1:04:41Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  If you're in LA during that time and everybody is just riding super high, the whole city is congealed around this one dude.

• 1:04:48Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, you want to be at the concert, the biggest concert of fucking the year.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  But what has he done in support of Drake since? Again, think about, dog, this, what is it? Added on, story of Added on? When that came out, that was insane, Doug. We had never seen any shit like that. You are hiding a child. That was crazy. And he made it, at the time, we all felt like, oh, Drake wasn't saving his son and protecting his son. He's hiding this child. He's ashamed of this child. LeBron brings him on. Let me help you out. I got you. Let's flip this whole thing. He hasn't done anything for Drake, it seems.

• 1:05:18Mark Gagnon?

  But I mean, what is, what can he do?

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  His sons rap along to Family Matters. Or he'll put up videos of himself rapping, or don't go to the pop out. Sometimes not going is, or not being part of something, not supporting something is, is the greatest support for the opposition.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  I think that's what 21 did. Like, they asked him, like, you're from Atlanta? And you work with Drake? Like, what do you think this whole beef? And I think he was just like, yeah, I make music. I'm, I'm just enjoying it. I just make music.

• 1:05:44Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Like, he basically just kind of stepped out, from my knowledge. So, like, LeBron could have done the same thing. And it seems like he had a reason not to.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  You brought it up, and I didn't actually think as much of it at the time, but when he was rapping all the words like that at the game, you were like, LeBron never knows the words.

• 1:05:57Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  And I didn't think about it at the time. I was like, nah, he's whatever. He just likes a song, because I didn't understand, I guess, the weight of what was coming. But even at that point, he's making everybody know, making sure everybody knows, I know this fucking song. I got all the words right on this. And then it just kept going. And this is one of those peculiar things, because I could see where there are other musicians that aren't as popular as Drake. They want to see the top guy fall.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  It's a very natural human instinct. There's a person who's got the crown and you want to see that crown get knocked off. And then after it gets knocked off, you're like, okay, man, put the crown back on. But everybody wants to see someone bleed. That 300 scene, you know, where the Persian guy gets that little cut. And it's like, okay, we just want to see that as possible.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  So I understand that from definitely other musicians and just like, kind of maybe fans of music. Definitely Kendrick fans, even West Coast fans, and maybe there's probably some Drake haters, right? I get that. But LeBron is bigger than Drake.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  Like, at least in my estimation.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  Globally, yeah.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  I would say he's a big, so now I know, I know it gets tricky because music travels in a different way than basketball. But LeBron is more wealthy than Drake. You could argue more powerful than Drake. I don't see a reason to be envious of Drake and wanting to see the crown fall off. I can see that from people beneath him. When you're beneath somebody, you want to see somebody go down. That's a pretty normal human instinct. But when you're above somebody, you shouldn't have that same feeling. Like anybody who I had beef with growing, coming up in comedy, once I like passed them, my like animosity towards them melted away. Like even if you treated me like shit on the way up, like once I got past it, I was like, all right, whatever. You're a bitter guy, but it's fine. I can't fathom why.

• 1:07:39Mark Gagnon?

  And I, I think we would have to just ax Bron because it's like, if he, imagine if he's just looking at it like, yo, this is sport and I enjoyed the battle. So now he's not looking at it like I'm sliding the other guy, I'm just enjoying.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  I thought about that. There is one little issue about this. The whole song is calling your man a pedophile. So now you look at two things. It's like, if he's a pedophile, why were you kicking with him the whole time?

• 1:08:05Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, I mean.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  Now, I don't think he's a pedophile, of course, but it's different than like, fuck you, I'm a better rapper than you. Fuck you, you're fat or you get your abs done or one of the other shit.

• 1:08:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  The pedophile thing is different. And just reinforcing and supporting that narrative in any way feels a little bit separate than sport.

• 1:08:25Speaker 03

  Doug, I'm a, we've all, I made it known, I'm a big Kendrick fan. I love the battle. He took a shit, I saw that at Schultz. I'm not going to the concert. It's not, it's just not happening.

• 1:08:35Mark Gagnon?

  We can't go to Kendrick concert?

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  I mean, we gonna go together. And boo in solidarity.

• 1:08:40Speaker 03

  He knows I'll go.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Until he puts on a fire song.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  I'm gonna still watch the Super Bowl halftime show.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  But I don't add, I don't say anything to him. Y'all just see me at the concert, fucking rapping along to that line.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  When she, when he says that song, I'm whatever.

• 1:08:59Mark Gagnon?

  Got you.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Don't let no white comedian, I'm screaming that shit, dancing along. What the fuck is going on here?

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Who's your number one artist, Lesh?

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  Kendrick.

• 1:09:07Speaker 03

  Not this year though.

• 1:09:08Mark Gagnon?

  We gotta check, we gotta check.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  This year, this year came out in late November. I got no responsibility for that. You can't, hey, December on, he not number one.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  I get what you're saying. It's like, it's, if you're rocking with somebody, you're gonna rock with them all the time.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  You're my brother and LeBron and Drake are brothers as far as we knew. They said that, they're like, dude, go back and watch that fucking bar shop shit.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  Charlamagne gets a bar from Drake where I think Drake is critical of Charlamagne. Do you remember that?

• 1:09:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Speaker 02

  Like, I'm not blasting that song. I'm not, you know, I'm not posting on social media. I'm not rapping those words because like, yo, you taking a shot at my boy, like, you know?

• 1:09:44Mark Gagnon?

  Back to back, we were kinda saying, just send bottles to Charlamagne.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  No, but that's, wasn't that a good thing that he sent bottles to Charlamagne? I thought he passed it up, yeah.

• 1:09:51Mark Gagnon?

  That was a good thing?

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  I thought it was like, yeah, I thought that was like, whatever, this is, Charlamagne's in hip hop history. I saw that as a win for Charlamagne. But even then, if he call, if Drake calls Charlamagne a pedophile, we're not going to the Drake concert. We're not. I'm not going regardless.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Or we're going dressed as children.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, and we can try to fuck him.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  So Al's regular outfit, dude.

• 1:10:15Mark Gagnon?

  There were other lines in the song though, that stuck out when he, he says he was in the Hamptons giving coach.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  They stuck out.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Stuck out.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Stuck out.

• 1:10:24Mark Gagnon?

  I said stuck out.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  He said close enough. He wasn't sure if it was stook or stuck.

• 1:10:28Mark Gagnon?

  I said stuck out in between.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  They stuck out.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  And I was gonna let it slide.

• 1:10:34Mark Gagnon?

  I know.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  I hope you're in the wine for that because the look that Al gives Akash when you said that. On the side, you know.

• 1:10:42Mark Gagnon?

  Let me rock.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  If there's ever a diss song about you, Al's showing up.

• 1:10:46Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, I'm going.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 1:10:52Mark Gagnon?

  I'm going to that fucking concert.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Saying every word and mispronouncing it.

• 1:10:54Speaker 02

  He said stuck out. He thought he was Scott Free. He was going stuck out. And I come up there. I was going, I said stuck out.

• 1:11:04Mark Gagnon?

  I'll be crip walking on stage. Oh, I said fuck that shit.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  No, but you were saying, yeah.

• 1:11:08Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Mark Gagnon?

  But the line, the line about going to the Hamptons and giving people cold shoulders. And that was indicative of Wayne, little Wayne was at that same party, the Michael Rubin All-White Party. And he was like, the only person who said hi to me here was Glorilla. So I think they have beef. So it's like Drake is kind of pointing out how everybody is against him right now in this song.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  Even Wayne?

• 1:11:33Mark Gagnon?

  I think Wayne. I think that's a line.

• 1:11:35Speaker 03

  So at what point is it you, dog? At J Lo?

• 1:11:38Mark Gagnon?

  Cause Wayne didn't.

• 1:11:39Speaker 03

  At what point is it you, dog?

• 1:11:40Mark Gagnon?

  Wayne didn't really come to his back. Like, he didn't really do anything for the beef.

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  Here's the thing is, I totally get that. At what point is it you?

• 1:11:46Mark Gagnon?

  What the fuck?

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  You said he didn't really come in his back.

• 1:11:50Mark Gagnon?

  He didn't come in his back. Bro, come on.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  Maybe I'm horny, bro.

• 1:11:57Speaker 03

  Maybe I'm horny.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  It's been a game going a long time, man.

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  He didn't get to his back, bro. He didn't get to his shit.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Let Al live, bro.

• 1:12:02Mark Gagnon?

  Sorry.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Al, let Al.

• 1:12:04Mark Gagnon?

  What were you thinking about?

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  I ain't coming his back.

• 1:12:06Mark Gagnon?

  You almost struck the landing on that one.

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  Ah, Miles. Miles.

• 1:12:13Mark Gagnon?

  I was good. I was good.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  I was thinking that joke and then he saw it in my head. How the fuck did you do it?

• 1:12:18Mark Gagnon?

  So I'm gonna be saying, bro, thank you. That's how you get all the good jokes down there. Talking about shit.

• 1:12:23Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, wait, wait. What was the, what was the point that you just said?

• 1:12:27Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know. I ain't talking about.

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  Wayne wasn't coming his back, bro. Come on.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  Come on, I don't know, come on.

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  Wayne didn't come on Drake's back.

• 1:12:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  So, so there's part of me that's like, yeah, all these people don't like you, fuck you.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  Not fuck you like me, fuck you, it's all these people don't like you, so they're like, yo, fuck you. There's another part of me that's like, and we know this from comedy, like, there are people who are your friends, and there are people who are your friends because things are working out.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  And the second you look weak or something like that, there are people celebrating that.

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  So,

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  I wonder if these are industry friends.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  I'm sure.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  That Drake maybe thought that, since they had some number one songs together, that, you know, he maybe took them on tour, or he had perceived that he was helping them. These guys might have perceived like, you know, I'm putting this guy from Canada who's half white over.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  Without me, he's not legit, I'm doing him the thing. Like, everybody thinks that they're the one helping. Everyone, no, very rarely do people, especially in this narcissistic business, go, I'm put on by these people. You know what I mean? Like, it's very rare.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  No, I do think that there are a lot of people who were only friends with Drake because he was on top, and they thought they could get something out of him. I think, I think it's happening with more than that.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  No, no, I agree, I agree, there's more, but I guess just the point I'm trying to make is like, when, every time I see an Instagram post where it's like Drake was the number one artist in hip hop from 2000.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  10 years straight or 11 years.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, like 15 years, something insane. I start going, wow, there's a lot of other rappers that are working really hard, and they wanted to have the number one album that year, and they wanted to be the most viewed or the most listened to, and they're not, and they've been doing that the entirety of their career. Some rapper's careers blossomed and fell off during Drake's reign.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  So despite them being nice and friendly and still wanting a feature, they're also like, man, fuck that dude. Think about that, think about, think about comedians that were like, man, I'd love to open you, open for you, but then also.

• 1:14:26Mark Gagnon?

  Open you, open you.

• 1:14:29Mark Gagnon?

  Open you.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  You're just a man. Why he keep?

• 1:14:34Mark Gagnon?

  Cause I'm still salty.

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  Cause he's fucking. I'm taking it out on me. I also fuck up words. We're in this together, bro. I'm the boy here.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm the ops, actually.

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  Fuck these perfect speaking motherfuckers. Regular Nazi. Regular Nazi.

• 1:14:52Mark Gagnon?

  Damn, that was good.

• 1:14:53Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 1:14:54Mark Gagnon?

  He called you Nazi, just in case you missed.

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  I heard that.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  So maybe it isn't people flipping on him. It's like, maybe this is people showing their true colors. Like, if you hate on somebody when they're down, this is what Charlamagne said, is like, if there's anybody that, that agree, like when this whole Kendrick thing was going down, he was like, listen, keep note, if there's anybody who supports this, if anybody who likes posts, there's anybody who comments in support of what's going on, keep in mind, they've been hating the whole time.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  They've been dapping you up at comedy clubs, asking to open for you on tour, saying they're happy for you, and the second this shit happens, if they like it, they was hating the whole time. So keep note, and then just cut those motherfuckers out.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  I saw who was liking posts.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  I'm OP.

• 1:15:34Speaker 03

  I'm sweet.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  I'm OP. We all saw it. We all saw it. We had some fun, though.

• 1:15:41Mark Gagnon?

  I got a list, I got a list like Andrew does.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  We got an op list. Fifty got my op list.

• 1:15:46Mark Gagnon?

  I got an op.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  Fifty got my op list. You know, we went over it the other day. It's fine. It's fine. Anyway.

• 1:15:51Mark Gagnon?

  Fifty gotta watch out. He might be on my list.

• 1:15:54Speaker 02

  What happened? Yeah, he stole his quarter.

• 1:15:56Mark Gagnon?

  He took a shot at me with the.

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  That was love, dude.

• 1:15:59Mark Gagnon?

  I know, that was fire.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  That was love. That was like, that's fire. I hope you see it.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  Fifty the fucking man, they tried to.

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  He's awesome.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  They tried to make fun of his Las Vegas thing.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  He handled that perfectly.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  He immediately, the next show is onstage, sold out, going, they saying I'm supposed to not dance like this. I'm not Chris Brown. I'm not a slut. Say, what kind of show you think you coming for? We gonna do this.

• 1:16:17Speaker 02

  Fucking love it.

• 1:16:18Speaker 03

  Um, one counterpoint.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, go, go, go, go.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  Joe Rogan has been on top of the game for a decade, whatever. I'm sure there are comedians who are jealous, who are whatever, but there are also comedians who will ride for Joe. They don't fucking cares. A lot of those guys. Joe helped them out. Joe put us on. We'll ride for Joe. I don't give a fuck. That doesn't seem to be happening nearly as much.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  Cause you haven't seen this happen to Joe. I mean, he had the anore thing. Well, the difference is that the media is coming for him. That the collectivist, like mainstream media, is going against our guy. And so everyone rallies. If it's like another person, then people choose sides. And also, like, he's never lost the people. He's had the media criticize him, but his people have never flipped. And it felt like with the Drake situation, that the people changed sides. The people supported the opposition. He's just always been on top. But if you don't think that there are not some bitter-ass hateful motherfucking comedians that would love something bad to happen to Joe, and they relish every time that they try to cancel that motherfucker, of course they are. Yeah. Of course they are. And they fucking, they behave and play nice and play fucking fake.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  And, uh, and Joe's smart. I bet he knows it all. Thousand percent. I mean, the Jordan doc, you saw that, right? Like, if you're in the league with Jordan, you hate this guy. Yeah. There's probably people on his team. I'm pretty sure there were people on his team in the documentary that were like, "Yeah, Mike was crazy." Yeah. And like, they talk shit about him in the doc. These are guys on his team. Like, he got rings for it. They're like, "Fuck this guy." Yep.

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• 1:18:43Mark Gagnon?

  Last thing about the song, Drake is corny for this. Yo, you just have to take the L. He was like, uh, people fell for the gimmick, the Kendrick gimmicks.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:52Mark Gagnon?

  Like, just take the L. Like...

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, you both use gimmicks.

• 1:18:55Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, like, stop it.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Stop talking about the gimmicks. And people already off the pedophile shit, bro. It's like, this is Trump's America, bro. Like, Trudeau's done. Like, it's, it's all good. I don't see how it connects, but I like that. Yeah. I like that a lot. That's just what you say. Yes. When you don't have a point, you just say this is Trump's America. You gotta weave. We weave, exactly. Things are different now. Absolutely. You think that Skip Bayless is going to jail for offering 1.5 million in Trump's America? If Kamala was president, they'd probably hang him in Times Square. But with Trump, he gonna get that in blood. He gonna get 3 million from that little massage artist. What does he do?

• 1:19:27Speaker 03

  Hairstylist?

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  Whatever she is. Skip don't need a fucking hairstylist.

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  That's why I believe it.

• 1:19:32Speaker 02

  The fact that she gets to go to work every day and do nothing, and she's upset.

• 1:19:35Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, Trump needs to put a tariff on foreign box.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:19:39Mark Gagnon?

  That American, that American grown box.

• 1:19:42Speaker 03

  He said that perfect.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  He said that was.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  There wasn't a single stutter or hiccup in that. Yep. You had that shit lined up. No H1B visa for a sex worker. For a little sex worker. Al's, Al's, Al's wife is not even from this country.

• 1:19:57Speaker 02

  He said. Trump need to put a tariff on foreign. Everybody need to pay for this shit, not just me. Everybody need to pay. Don't you have Espanol? That's what we got, we got a Barcelona friend. Nah, hold on, hold on. Hold on now, make your point, I wanna hear this one. I like this, I'm with you.

• 1:20:13Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, because the price is too high.

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. The price is too high for what?

• 1:20:16Mark Gagnon?

  For American-made, homegrown box.

• 1:20:18Speaker 03

  But what about Joy Taylor? You saying the price is too high for her?

• 1:20:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Speaker 03

  She sleeping with everybody.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Yo, shout out Joy Taylor. Why can't she fuck these dudes? That's another thing.

• 1:20:25Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know how much she was getting.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  But also, what's, like, this is, real quick, real quick. They're saying that she fucked her way to the top. Right? I think that's the allegation from this hating ass massage artist, or whatever her name is.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  What is she?

• 1:20:38Mark Gagnon?

  Hairstylist.

• 1:20:38Speaker 02

  Whatever. Okay, so the hairstylist hater, why are you even bringing up Joy Taylor? Like, why are you even talking about her name? This got nothing to do with you. If you're being sexually harassed, right? Talk about your sexual harassment.

• 1:20:50Mark Gagnon?

  No, but she said that she opened up to Joy, and Joy was like, uh, forget about it.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  This is the call you're here, don't say a fucking word.

• 1:20:58Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  So you can't even give good advice to your coworkers? You asked me for advice. I told you, forget about it. See what I mean? Like, if I'm Joy Taylor and I'm fucking my way to the top and this girl gets 1.5 million just from fucking. Like, think about it. Joy Taylor gotta fuck and then come to work.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  This massage artist is gonna... Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, she gotta fuck incredibly famous, successful, talented people in her field. Oh, my lord.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  Oh, my god. Like, imagine you dedicated your life to sports and media and you are around talented, successful people in sports and media that you also find attractive. You gonna not have sex with them?

• 1:21:40Speaker 03

  What do you think about this part, though? She told the hairstylist, if some...

• 1:21:45Speaker 02

  He's thinking. He's looking in your head. I'm fucking thinking right now. He's in your head right now. He already knows what you're gonna say. Go, go, go, go, go.

• 1:21:52Speaker 03

  If they try to fire her...

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:54Speaker 03

  Then she's gonna say, "Oh, that executive..."

• 1:21:57Speaker 02

  That's what's called a joke.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  This massage stylist don't know a single thing about jokes, clearly. That's a joke. She's using me too as a joke, like funny podcasters do.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  She's involved in media. This girl's amazing. Tell me you don't wanna have someone like that in the office. Yeah. That's a morale hire, for sure. Right. Just get the vibes up. Talented, beautiful, likes dicks. A little expensive? No, no, no, not... She's not expensive. She gonna work for it. Oh, yeah. I guess what I'm saying is, you can't fuck people, then after fucking them, you build a relationship and they're like, "Holy shit, not only can she fuck, she's like really talented, she should go on all these shows." I don't understand what's wrong. Every restaurant that you work in, everybody in the restaurant fucks. Every single restaurant, everyone in the restaurant fucks. Every business, everyone fucks. Yeah, but the owner... We don't hire women.

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  We don't hire... We got one woman here and what's the rule? It's 2 million.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  That's smart, just price it out. It's two million, and it's going up every, if we get the Zen deal, that shit going up to five.

• 1:23:07Speaker 02

  No, but I'm just saying like, people that work together can't have, like, what world do we live in? Where you're gonna spend 60 hours a week with somebody that you share the same passions and goals with? You're both attractive, you're former athletes, you got testosterone coursing through the veins. Shannon Sharpe not supposed to mop that up?

• 1:23:25Speaker 03

  Apparently he didn't though. Apparently Skip Bayless got jealous because he thought hairstylist was fucking Shannon. And that is, I think, where the animosity started between Skip and Shannon. Remember when Skip just started taking shots at Shannon for no reason?

• 1:23:38Speaker 02

  Shannon was smashing Joy, I thought.

• 1:23:39Speaker 03

  A joy maybe, but not hairstylist.

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  I'm not talking about the massage therapist. I'm talking about Joy. It was the best content ever also, when they were going back and forth. So in a way, she contributed to the show. How can you not hire this? Like, Joy, if they fire you, you're hired.

• 1:23:58Speaker 02

  Wait, where's she gonna sit?

• 1:24:02Speaker 02

  Why would you even ask a question? Why are you blushing?

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  I was asking, is she gonna sit dumb chair, she gonna sit over there? He's like, yo, where's she gonna sit?

• 1:24:18Speaker 03

  Pussy, this guy's crazy.

• 1:24:20Speaker 02

  What dude? No, I don't need that, I don't need that. He's trying to learn to lep the piece so he can flirt with bitches?

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  No, no, no, give me the Zen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is a little bit, this is a little, I mean, am I off on this? Like, you cannot use it as a form, okay. Technically you're off, but your logic is fine. Okay, using it as a form of power, wrong. You can't Weinstein that shit. Right? There's no Weinstein. We're not doing Weinstein over here, we're not saying if you don't do this, you're not gonna get that. You can't do that. But two people at work hooking up with no leverage, use of leverage at all, I don't think should be wrong. I get the- You gotta discuss with HR. You gotta tell HR about it. I'm supposed to tell, yo, I'm trying to fuck. Yes. Yo, by the way, I'm trying to fuck, I'm trying to fuck Janice, yo. That's the only way? No, you and Janice both gotta go to HR and be like, hey, we're- Okay, so Skip should have been like, yo, HR, I'm about to offer- Or 1.5.

• 1:25:14Speaker 03

  That's why it's wrong.

• 1:25:16Mark Gagnon?

  That's why it's wrong, you fuck.

• 1:25:17Speaker 02

  I don't get it.

• 1:25:19Speaker 02

  I don't understand. I don't understand.

• 1:25:22Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, it's good we don't got no women here. It's good. It's good.

• 1:25:26Speaker 02

  I would never offer.

• 1:25:27Mark Gagnon?

  You could just continue not understanding because you'll never have that problem.

• 1:25:30Speaker 03

  He's too cheap.

• 1:25:33Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm never hooked up with someone I work with, dead ass.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 1:25:37Speaker 02

  Because that shit is fucking.

• 1:25:38Mark Gagnon?

  I think that's cat.

• 1:25:39Speaker 02

  Roll him, bro.

• 1:25:41Mark Gagnon?

  I think that's cat.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  Hold on, have I? I'm trying to think. I don't think I have.

• 1:25:45Mark Gagnon?

  I'm sure.

• 1:25:45Speaker 02

  You worked for yourselves since you were 22.

• 1:25:47Mark Gagnon?

  At the pizza place.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  No, my friend, my friend Alessandro's older sister used to sit on my hard fucking prepubescent dick.

• 1:25:54Speaker 03

  At the pizza place, when you were 14.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  At the pizza place, I was like 13 or 12 and my dick would get so hard and I'd throw that shit up on my belly and she would just sit on that shit and grind up on it. And she was like 17. I would, bro. Dead ass, I could do that. Dead ass, I could do. It was crazy. I don't think I've ever had erections like that.

• 1:26:08Speaker 03

  Easy as a sauce ladle.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  But for real, for real. So that was her doing something consensual with me.

• 1:26:15Mark Gagnon?

  When you were slinging lemonade, wearing your elephant walk into meal and shit like that?

• 1:26:21Speaker 02

  That feels mildly racist. That feels racist.

• 1:26:23Speaker 03

  That feels mildly racist.

• 1:26:24Mark Gagnon?

  There's no racism about that. I just learned elephant walk from these weirdos the other day.

• 1:26:29Speaker 02

  That felt mildly racist right there. I'm just saying. And you would walk in like this, you put his dick over your shoulder. And you carry it like you got back from a hunt or something.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Like it's a pickaxe. Yeah, bro, come on, man. I don't see the issue. You also worked in your parents' dance studio for a while. Yeah, I didn't fuck any of them.

• 1:26:52Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:26:54Speaker 02

  That is the problem with working in a family business. You're no pussy in a family business, bro. Who am I supposed to fuck? Like, for real. Just me, my mom, dad, and Greg all sitting around like, well, yeah, they fucking, what are we? My family sucks. Hire somebody. Can y'all hire out?

• 1:27:12Speaker 02

  Can you hire someone else besides a Schultz in here?

• 1:27:18Speaker 02

  You went from that to working for yourself, bro, yeah. Yeah, that's not good. You didn't have the op. But if you did, you had to go to HR, you had to disclose it with them. But I can't go there unless she's willing to do it.

• 1:27:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:27:30Speaker 02

  Well, you could just be bragging. That's my point, yes. You could just be bragging.

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  I don't get it. I truly don't get it. But I see his point, because how are you gonna bring her there if you can't even talk to her about it? Be like, hey, you and I gotta talk to HR about something that you don't know about. Exactly. The second you talk to her, it's wrong. The second you offer the massage psychiatrist something, it's wrong.

• 1:27:51Speaker 02

  So you gotta be like, hey, meet me in the HR office. And then when you get in, they'll be like, yo, so what you doing lately?

• 1:27:56Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 1:27:57Speaker 02

  And now you just thrust this upon her? Like, I feel like that's even worse than hugging her from behind.

• 1:28:06Speaker 02

  Big hug. I mean, I'm being 100% serious here. If you're using this leverage wrong, if you're saying if you don't do this, you're fired, wrong. Yes. I don't think if you have a relationship with somebody and then you realize that they're talented, that you can't give them another job, I don't think that's wrong at all. Why is that wrong? So what's on the side? So I'm supposed to keep you down despite your talent, just because you give me head a lot?

• 1:28:29Speaker 02

  That seems like sexism the other way, doesn't it? Yeah, because then she's just sucking dick for nothing. She's sucking dick for nothing. But her sucking dick and her being good at her job have nothing to do with each other. Virtually nothing, yeah.

• 1:28:45Speaker 02

  No one thought Joey Taylor fucked her way to the top before this bombshell report came out.

• 1:28:50Speaker 03

  That's because we didn't watch FX1. I have no idea if she's good at her job or not.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  That is true. Damn.

• 1:28:56Speaker 03

  I have no clue.

• 1:28:57Speaker 02

  Damn. Have you done research?

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  No, no, I wish there was more research out there, to be honest.

• 1:29:04Speaker 02

  No, but you gotta, you gotta watch women talk about sports in order to know if she's good.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:09Speaker 02

  And I feel like that's too big a risk. You know what I mean?

• 1:29:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a good point. That felt like an unnecessary jab.

• 1:29:19Speaker 02

  She's probably good at it. I don't know why I even said that.

• 1:29:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, take it back, take it back.

• 1:29:22Speaker 02

  I take it back. That was sexist.

• 1:29:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Doing necessary jobs.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  Doing necessary jobs?

• 1:29:29Mark Gagnon?

  Signing trucks, America, you pussy. This is crazy.

• 1:29:33Speaker 02

  I, I feel a little bit. I feel a little bit, especially now talking to you guys, I don't know what to think because you've, I'm so peculiar, it's like, I'm truly like baffled, like I don't understand what you think is appropriate or inappropriate. I don't get it. I truly don't get it.

• 1:29:51Speaker 05

  To defend Schultz, in 1990, 20% of people met their significant other through work.

• 1:29:56Mark Gagnon?

  Miles trying to fuck somebody.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  David, watch out, David!

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  Watch out! I'm married, come on, bro. I wouldn't do that.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I, yeah, maybe.

• 1:30:06Mark Gagnon?

  That's why you wouldn't.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:09Speaker 02

  Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

• 1:30:13Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, you are definitely wrong.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  Am I wrong? I said the power thing is, is bad. Can't do it.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  Power just fucking is fine.

• 1:30:22Speaker 02

  I, I feel like that's the majority of how people.

• 1:30:24Mark Gagnon?

  If you're on the same level.

• 1:30:26Speaker 02

  Why? What girl wants a fucking guy on the same?

• 1:30:28Speaker 03

  I think the issue with her is.

• 1:30:30Speaker 02

  Don't they, they're like attracted to the, you know, more level.

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  I think she's basically fucking dudes that she knows can give her the jobs that she wants exclusively.

• 1:30:37Speaker 02

  That's disgusting.

• 1:30:38Speaker 03

  And she's married.

• 1:30:39Speaker 02

  That's disgusting.

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  Also that she married.

• 1:30:41Speaker 02

  She's married.

• 1:30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's so, so hairdresser, hair therapist would be with her like before they got full-time jobs there.

• 1:30:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:48Speaker 03

  And then Joy would just be there with like the executive vice president of FS1 while she's married. And they're clearly, there's a vibe going on and every time this guy's showing up. And then she gets the jobs that probably could have gone to more qualified people. Cause she didn't have much experience and they were looking for a woman with a lot of sports experience. Experience in TV, at least. And she didn't really have much.

• 1:31:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we don't know for a fact that the other people that they were looking at. I just feel bad for these women that are. Talented and not able to fuck the people that share their passions.

• 1:31:18Mark Gagnon?

  You know what's crazy? If I had a pussy, I'd sleep my way to the top.

• 1:31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, big fucking surprise there. Who didn't think you would?

• 1:31:26Speaker 02

  So why can we blame them for that? It's also, you're not even sleeping way to the top. You're sleeping with people you admire and you share the same passions. Say again?

• 1:31:34Mark Gagnon?

  If you had a pussy, would you sleep your way to the top?

• 1:31:35Speaker 03

  Nah, I should've gay. I should've super gay. And we only blame the men. This is actually better. We only blame the men.

• 1:31:41Mark Gagnon?

  He thinking.

• 1:31:41Speaker 03

  Now we blaming the women too.

• 1:31:44Speaker 02

  I mean, who's on top? That's another question. Like, who's the top of the network? Is it Tom Brady?

• 1:31:49Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Mark Zuckerberg now, you could probably try to fuck your way to the top now.

• 1:31:53Mark Gagnon?

  Just whoever's the head of NBC.

• 1:31:54Speaker 02

  Little fuckboy Mark Zuckerberg, bro. I like this motherfucker now. I like his outfits. The rebrand is amazing. We gotta talk to whoever his publicist is. We had talked to Zuckerberg's, was it publicist that would do that rebrand?

• 1:32:07Speaker 03

  I guess.

• 1:32:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:08Mark Gagnon?

  It's almost like he had the black girl glow up, but.

• 1:32:12Mark Gagnon?

  It's almost like that.

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's be careful with those jokes right there, dude. Be careful with those jokes. We don't want the internet to go crazy. Rappers will lose their mind. Look at this little stud.

• 1:32:23Speaker 05

  He just put Dana White on his board of executives or something.

• 1:32:27Speaker 02

  Look at that. Bradley Cooper. That's Bradley Cooper.

• 1:32:29Speaker 03

  Handsome, Doug.

• 1:32:32Speaker 03

  Oh, that's amazing. Dude, the 180 he's done from that fucking picture with the sunscreen to now, insane rebrand.

• 1:32:39Speaker 02

  Nah, we gotta figure that out.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  That sunscreen picture, I think, changed a lot for him. I think, I think he went home after that vacation and was like, I gotta, who am I? He looks himself in the mirror and was like, I don't even recognize myself.

• 1:32:48Speaker 02

  And he's got all the data too, like, he's on meta, like, god damn, this was shared a trillion times.

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  A trillion? Like, he's talking to data analysts and they're like, yo, this is going wild right now. They are cooking your ass. Look at that.

• 1:33:01Speaker 03

  I mean, he looks cool as fuck, dude.

• 1:33:02Speaker 02

  Look at the fuckboy shirts.

• 1:33:04Speaker 03

  He's got the crazy watch collection now.

• 1:33:06Speaker 02

  Do you know what the shirt means? It's like, uh, like basically all in on Zuck or nothing. What language? Latin. Latina.

• 1:33:16Mark Gagnon?

  Remember when I told you I spoke fluent Latin? You believe me?

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  No, I never believed that.

• 1:33:20Mark Gagnon?

  This motherfucker believes anything.

• 1:33:20Speaker 02

  I never.

• 1:33:21Speaker 03

  This motherfucker believes anything.

• 1:33:23Mark Gagnon?

  I told him I was part lizard when we first met. He believed that shit.

• 1:33:26Speaker 03

  You said I had cold.

• 1:33:27Speaker 02

  Now that he'll believe it. He said, I get cold. I get cold blood that goes through my hand. My whole family's had it. Maybe we're part lizard. I said, maybe?

• 1:33:33Speaker 03

  Nah, his mom told him lizards are real in people, for sure. They're.

• 1:33:36Speaker 02

  It's not lizards. It's serpents. It's serpents of Lucifer.

• 1:33:38Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, she wouldn't know about the serpent.

• 1:33:42Speaker 02

  Sorry. With all due respect.

• 1:33:44Speaker 03

  With all due respect, I'm sorry, yo. With all due respect right there. That was fucking nuts. That was nuts. I don't even know what I did right there. That was crazy.

• 1:33:53Mark Gagnon?

  Blacked out.

• 1:33:53Speaker 03

  Yo, that was.

• 1:33:54Mark Gagnon?

  So you felt that and you're just so.

• 1:33:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:58Mark Gagnon?

  Emphasizing, yo, why I do that? He's a woman of God.

• 1:34:01Speaker 03

  Why I do that, bro? Come on, put your shoulders down.

• 1:34:03Mark Gagnon?

  That was a demon coming out of him.

• 1:34:05Speaker 03

  Can we flip Akash's shirt to the couch, bro? Cause this shit is riding us.

• 1:34:09Mark Gagnon?

  I think, I think it's still on the hanger right now.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:34:18Speaker 02

  Come on, bro.

• 1:34:19Mark Gagnon?

  Which is dope bad, bro.

• 1:34:20Speaker 03

  It's not even him, bro. What is it, bro? You look like Brooke Shields.

• 1:34:26Speaker 03

  It's your little power suit. Look at you. Oh, man. Come on, get these.

• 1:34:30Speaker 02

  He didn't even want to wear this outfit. We made him change.

• 1:34:34Speaker 03

  We need Zuckerberg to come here and teach you how to dress, bro.

• 1:34:36Mark Gagnon?

  Truly. God damn.

• 1:34:38Speaker 02

  Truly. All right, all right, all right, all right. In all seriousness.

• 1:34:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:34:42Mark Gagnon?

  So he has some Latin gay shit on his shirt.

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  All right, what else?

• 1:34:47Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, we done with that?

• 1:34:48Speaker 02

  No, we're not done. I'm just saying, like, what else is going on? Y'all seen Squid Games?

• 1:34:51Speaker 03

  No, you keep saying it was good.

• 1:34:53Speaker 02

  That shit was far. Did you watch it?

• 1:34:55Mark Gagnon?

  No.

• 1:34:55Speaker 02

  I'm shocked you didn't watch it.

• 1:34:56Speaker 03

  Most people I know said it wasn't good.

• 1:34:58Mark Gagnon?

  Enjoying my vacation.

• 1:34:59Speaker 02

  So here's the thing. There's a trans storyline in the, in this, this season. Okay? So immediately when there's trans in anything, I think we're like a little bit sensitive to the DEI forced shit. Like when we were growing up, every cartoon was diverse. Like when Mulan came out, I wasn't like, oh, here comes the Asian thing.

• 1:35:20Speaker 03

  Captain Planet?

• 1:35:21Speaker 02

  Captain Planet, like I, I was like, oh, there's every race gotta be, I, but now because of DEI rhetoric, when we see it and because Hollywood trying to force shit down like, oh, let's have black Superman or let's have woman super, whatever the fuck it is. Uh, I think we're very sensitive to it. So there's a certain like part of the internet that if there's a trans in anything, they're like, oh, fuck this, this is bullshit. So I think a lot of like the Twitter rhetoric about it was like, this is bad just because. But they didn't watch it because if you watch it, they actually treat the trans story in the most. Real I've ever seen like there's an old lady on the show who's just looking at the trans the whole time like what the fuck is

• 1:36:00Speaker 02

  So and there's even a point where like the trans characters is badass and like earns the respect and There's one of the younger girls on the show that like Caesar after the trans character tells her story and she goes well I think you're beautiful And it's this is the moment where like Hollywood just be like because it's one on the inside that counts The little the little girl character goes I think you're beautiful and the old lady character goes I'm gonna keep it a buck with you I can't see it yet but I think you're cool yeah like it it was like they actually had a real reaction to a trans person in the world Like you proved that you're a good person and you're kind and like you're dealing with your shit that's cool but I'm not gonna sit here and lie and be like yo you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

• 1:36:45Speaker 02

  You know it was like I thought it was the trans shit handled the best in any like major piece of content that I've seen And the story is just amazing and the guy the guy who directs this shit his ability to like build tension And keep you on the edge of your seat and continuing leveling up and leveling up it's like every actor is incredible

• 1:37:05Mark Gagnon?

  Is it just the same shit they go through all the same games?

• 1:37:07Speaker 02

  Uh they do they it's very creative

• 1:37:11Speaker 02

  It's very creative how they get you back into the game it doesn't feel forced and It's amazing and I will say this the dubbing now remember when dubbing Used to be like their mouths were still moving even though you couldn't hear some shit they got dubbing down I watch it in English Like I watched with English not subtitles dub and I don't notice a difference now Like it's they figured out dubbing I don't know if they're using AI to move the mouth or something like that but like I you could tell it's a little off but What I did is I started with the Korean and then once I kind of understood what the characters were I go to English

• 1:37:51Speaker 02

  And it's just easier to watch right because you know sometimes you're looking at your phone you're looking at someone when your subtitles on you gotta fucking stare and read the whole time I'm telling you I thought it was fucking phenomenal and I think that this guy the guy who writes and directed I think he's like a true genius Like genius and I know I'm building it up so everybody's gonna watch it with the highest expectations it's not gonna meet that but I mean, just the first, I think it's even like the first or the second episode, there's like a moment where you you just, you're sitting at the edge of the seat, you're like, what the fuck is this guy doing to me? Like truly phenomenal.

• 1:38:21Mark Gagnon?

  Do you think that this was a good time for them to drop it? Cause I don't hear people talking about it.

• 1:38:26Speaker 02

  It's interesting you say that.

• 1:38:27Mark Gagnon?

  All.

• 1:38:28Speaker 02

  I think there's just so much going on and also we're on vacation. I think, I think this is like a privilege, they say, but like, I think when you're on vacation, you think everyone is. Like the majority of people aren't, right? They're like at home for the holidays, they're hanging out, they're still, they're going to work on the 26th.

• 1:38:42Mark Gagnon?

  That's true.

• 1:38:43Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Like they, and everybody else is doing other shit, so they need distraction. So apparently the one time during the year where, where shows get more views than normal on Netflix is the holidays. Like Christmas is.

• 1:38:55Mark Gagnon?

  How come podcasts are usually down?

• 1:38:58Speaker 02

  Because that's work.

• 1:39:00Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, people listen to it at work.

• 1:39:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, you listen or watch it work on podcasts. And then, uh, when it comes to like TV shows or films, when you're not working, you have nothing to do. And you're like, I gotta just indulge and blast.

• 1:39:13Mark Gagnon?

  Got you, got you, got you, got you.

• 1:39:14Speaker 02

  I mean, with the fam and stuff, like my whole family watched Wicked five times, like over the break.

• 1:39:18Mark Gagnon?

  That I seen.

• 1:39:19Speaker 02

  Oh, thoughts?

• 1:39:19Mark Gagnon?

  Like, it was good. It was good. Yeah, but it didn't make me cry. I don't know why.

• 1:39:24Speaker 02

  But directorially, like the world that was built.

• 1:39:27Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah, no.

• 1:39:27Speaker 02

  Stunning, right?

• 1:39:28Mark Gagnon?

  Fascinating, yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:29Speaker 02

  Fantastic. What were your thoughts on it? I always saw the first hour, to be honest with you. That's the worst hour. I know.

• 1:39:33Mark Gagnon?

  I always fall asleep.

• 1:39:34Speaker 02

  I didn't fall asleep, I was busy, bro. The baby was crying, I had to go wake my wife up to get him. It was a lot, it got us dragged.

• 1:39:41Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it's fine, you need two times, the first time I fell asleep, the second time.

• 1:39:45Speaker 02

  So we're gonna get back in, but just the, the songs. Yeah. It's so awesome.

• 1:39:48Mark Gagnon?

  You can rent it and watch it at home now, so.

• 1:39:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, like on Amazon or something?

• 1:39:52Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:52Speaker 02

  Could you check your mic? Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I, I would check out, I would check out Ask a Game. Koreans are good, bro. Koreans are nice. I think they're the most American Asians. Like culturally, I feel the most similar, similar to them. And I guess we don't get a lot of like Chinese culture. Cause they're still, they're right next to communism, so it makes sense to be the most capitalistic. That they're like rejecting it, you're saying? Yeah, I just, even like what they're into, the way that they're, yeah, I just, I don't know. I just, I've always felt this like, uh, closeness with Korean culture.

• 1:40:22Mark Gagnon?

  But we gotta go to Korea.

• 1:40:23Speaker 02

  That would be awesome.

• 1:40:24Mark Gagnon?

  Right?

• 1:40:24Speaker 02

  That would be awesome. Go to Seoul, get a little vibe. I mean, you know, we gotta go up to the fucking DMZ and just put the toe over. Right, if you're up there, you gotta just tap it. What are the rules on that?

• 1:40:35Speaker 03

  I feel like Trump could get us into North Korea, just check it out.

• 1:40:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that's, that's a light.

• 1:40:39Speaker 05

  You could get into North Korea, go through China.

• 1:40:42Mark Gagnon?

  I might sit that one out, but I'll be.

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  What do you mean? You got arrested in Sweden.

• 1:40:47Speaker 02

  Just tell him about a bouncer, like, just go, just sit down. He is here to fuck our women, get to here.

• 1:40:53Speaker 02

  No, it'd be kinda cool. Would you go to North Korea if you had a chance? No, I have no interest. I got a kid now, I can't play with that shit. I don't even got a kid, and I don't wanna be doing no shit. Like, when I was, when I was younger and I didn't have that responsibility, I would absolutely do it. Yeah, but now I'm like, I, something could happen. I could take a picture of some shit, or I could call home and they're like, "Oh, what are you actually doing? Are you a terrorist?" And now, and now I feel like an asshole, cuz America's using resources to get me back, when they could be using resources to like, fucking, you know, blow up Browns. And get their oil, that's ours, get our oil back. Yeah, get our, yeah. Get our oil. Yeah. Why do they have our oil? I don't know, why, they put, they put it there. The fuck do they have our oil for? Why'd your god put it there?

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  It's probably your god. Might have been, probably. Maybe that's what happens when you fuck mud and you cum in it. Years later, it turns into oil. Then y'all need to get on it. Broke-ass Americans. Yeah, you fucking right about that. Does India have oil? No. Why would it not? I don't know, man, that's a good ass question. Yeah, it's a good ass, it's close enough. But like, oil stops in Iran? I don't, I don't buy that at all. I mean, what is oil? Is it dinosaur bones or something? Yeah. See, y'all just didn't have dinosaurs.

• 1:42:06Speaker 03

  Just, uh...

• 1:42:07Speaker 02

  Thirteen percent of the country's supply needs came from Indian oil.

• 1:42:11Speaker 03

  It's not that much, it seems.

• 1:42:12Speaker 02

  What's that? Thirteen percent of what?

• 1:42:14Speaker 03

  Of India's supply.

• 1:42:15Speaker 02

  Oh, well, it's like, yeah. But it just feels peculiar that you guys wouldn't have it.

• 1:42:19Speaker 03

  Maybe the mountain range just fuck it up.

• 1:42:21Speaker 02

  I was about to say that. Them dinosaurs just didn't migrate there for whatever reason, you're not gonna climb Everest.

• 1:42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:30Speaker 05

  Why is it wait?

• 1:42:32Speaker 02

  There's this huge mountain range that that is in between.

• 1:42:36Speaker 03

  Himalayas, yeah.

• 1:42:37Speaker 02

  But what is it in between? It's China and India.

• 1:42:39Speaker 05

  China and India, right? And then you have Nepal in the middle.

• 1:42:41Speaker 02

  But China's above India, I thought.

• 1:42:44Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42:45Speaker 05

  Mongolia is between it?

• 1:42:46Speaker 02

  No, Mongolia above China.

• 1:42:47Speaker 03

  Nepal is where the Himalayas are. So it is Nepal, but yeah, that doesn't make sense why westward. Because if the mountains are here, why is it westward that shit? It would be even here, it made sense to stop the oil. That's what we're trying to say.

• 1:43:00Speaker 02

  Odd, right? Yeah. Well, I'm gonna find out. It might just be the production. It seems like there might be oil. That's the other thing. It's like, there's probably so many people in India, you can't displace that many of them to just dig and hope that there's some oil. You think you would, just without a question.

• 1:43:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think we would.

• 1:43:16Speaker 02

  I feel like England would have figured it out.

• 1:43:18Speaker 03

  True.

• 1:43:18Speaker 02

  True that. Yeah, man. I feel like England would have locked that in. Now, do you have a theory on why Trudeau stepped down? Yeah.

• 1:43:27Speaker 03

  Can't wait to hear it.

• 1:43:29Speaker 03

  Soon as you think of it.

• 1:43:33Speaker 02

  I mean, he didn't have a choice, right? He was about to get voted down. Oh, is that what it was? Isn't that how the system works? Like, the party is the one that chooses the president if the party loses, or the prime minister if the party loses.

• 1:43:44Speaker 03

  How long was he in power? It feels like he was in power for a long time.

• 1:43:46Speaker 02

  Eight years? But they don't have a term limit. I don't think they have term limits over there.

• 1:43:49Speaker 03

  Nine years? That's too long, Doug. You wore out your welcome. I saw everybody flip on him in the last two years. But I think it's just too long.

• 1:43:57Speaker 02

  And also, he sucked. He was a cock. And like, the the Canadian economy was shit. Like, the Canadian dollars and the fucking tubes. So you can't exactly, you know, maintain your power while people's money is evaporating in front of them. So they stop caring about, like, these issues that he pretends to care about once the Canadian dollars lose 20, 30%.

• 1:44:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you think he stays in Canada?

• 1:44:20Speaker 02

  Cuba. He goes back to Papa. He's going home. He's going to daddy? He's going home. Where do you think he goes? I don't know. I mean, cause like, I forget what it was. I was reading about other prime ministers, like when they get ousted, or like when there's like pressure against them to step down, they don't stay. It's like they'll go to like a different, they go to like London. And like they live in London or something. But I was thinking, if I'm him, if I'm foreign prime minister, I'd just go to fucking St. Bart's or something, right? Go to France.

• 1:44:43Speaker 03

  He's gonna do that.

• 1:44:44Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:44:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:46Speaker 02

  I mean, also like.

• 1:44:47Speaker 03

  Speak your little shitty French, your little Canadian French.

• 1:44:50Speaker 02

  Shout out Canada, but it's cold eight months out of the year.

• 1:44:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:53Speaker 02

  So it's like, if you have tons of money.

• 1:44:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:57Speaker 02

  And you have the ability to live anywhere you want, like pop in for the beautiful four months of summer. And then the other eight months, you're fucking chilling like. But I think Canadians are happy about this. Oh, yeah. I don't know any Canadians that like Trudeau. It's the most peculiar thing. Cause obviously in like the Texas of Canada, like when we're in Alberta, they're like, fuck that guy. But then when we're in Toronto, they're like, fuck that guy. So I'm like, who says they like the guy?

• 1:45:25Speaker 03

  I think it flipped post-COVID. I think the COVID restrictions were so like so severe. That I think that was the beginning of them being like, fuck this guy. Cause he was like a darling early on.

• 1:45:33Speaker 05

  I think in the beginning, people liked him. He seemed to be young.

• 1:45:36Mark Gagnon?

  I just hear everybody complaining about the cost of living. So I think that's what they're all mad about.

• 1:45:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:41Mark Gagnon?

  They're like, yeah.

• 1:45:42Speaker 02

  I think this is like happening around the world, right? It's like, there's a rejection of progressivism. I think the pendulum swung too far and people are like, all right, what are we doing over here? Like.

• 1:45:50Speaker 03

  Son, that's what Zuckerberg basically said in his little five minute address that came out, I guess, yesterday when this podcast drops. But basically he's like, we're moving Facebook from Cali to Texas. It's gone too far. Progressives taking over. He literally is like, no one cares about that shit anymore. We're gonna change the way Facebook is.

• 1:46:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:07Speaker 03

  Crazy.

• 1:46:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's traumatic. And why Texas? Do they give him a deal, you think? Of course, Texas.

• 1:46:12Speaker 03

  I'm sure. No state tax probably is big, but Texas will, yeah, give you the deal. But yeah, I don't, I don't think it's just that it's too far left wing. Cause he's like, I want to take politics out of it. Texas is pretty fucking right. Austin, maybe not. Austin is not, but Texas, yeah. I mean, wheels isn't even allowing any abortions. It's crazy. Like no abortion whatsoever. Wheels is very strict about this abortion shit.

• 1:46:34Speaker 05

  There's 17 states of.

• 1:46:36Speaker 02

  But like it's completely gone?

• 1:46:37Speaker 03

  It's the most severe in Texas. Even the one exception for mother's life being in danger is apparently so kind of vaguely worded that they could theoretically be like, no, that's not a good enough exception.

• 1:46:48Speaker 02

  Oh, shit. Nah, that's crazy.

• 1:46:50Speaker 03

  This could be an Akash fact, that could be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain that's what it is.

• 1:46:53Speaker 05

  No, I think you're right. I think seventeen or nineteen states right now have like almost full abortion bans.

• 1:46:58Speaker 02

  But within a certain amount of time, or none at all?

• 1:47:02Speaker 05

  I think it's none at all.

• 1:47:03Speaker 03

  Texas is the most severe, as far as I remember. When I was researching this for the pod.

• 1:47:07Speaker 02

  Nah, they gotta get that shit back, that's crazy. I mean, Miles told me that they banned porn in Florida.

• 1:47:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:47:12Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, Lil Duvall posted a porn screenshot, he said.

• 1:47:14Speaker 02

  Which also, I didn't go home to Florida.

• 1:47:16Speaker 05

  They didn't ban it. You have to upload your ID. Yeah, I didn't go home to Florida.

• 1:47:20Speaker 03

  I don't care about that.

• 1:47:21Speaker 02

  For Pornhub specifically.

• 1:47:22Speaker 05

  Mark would know. Mark would know. I didn't go home to Florida, you went home to Florida. Don't telepathically say, "Oh, it was banned."

• 1:47:28Speaker 02

  No, you told me.

• 1:47:29Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no. Mark went home, fired up the old laptop. You were in the high school bed, felt like you were on a whole.

• 1:47:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, you did just try to put that on him.

• 1:47:37Speaker 05

  That was crazy, right?

• 1:47:38Mark Gagnon?

  He's a bad friend. You were trying to jerk off in your family home, bro?

• 1:47:44Speaker 05

  Bro, I can't. Yeah, that's true.

• 1:47:47Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but his wife and kid are right there. Why you have time and fucking thousands of kids running around? How do you have any time to juggle?

• 1:47:53Speaker 02

  You don't go to your high school gym and put up shots?

• 1:47:55Speaker 05

  He's got the jersey on, bro.

• 1:47:56Speaker 02

  Just to remember, just to remember the hardwood, you know what I mean?

• 1:47:59Speaker 03

  The hardwood. You can't even fake dribble like you play basketball.

• 1:48:02Speaker 02

  You know what's crazy? I always see basketball players, when they fake dribble, they go like that, and that shit is fire.

• 1:48:08Speaker 03

  Who does this?

• 1:48:08Speaker 02

  Like, they do like, they do a fist. Who does? Like basketball players, they're like, "Yeah, you know, I was like, pat, I was..."

• 1:48:13Speaker 05

  Don't kid off the top of your head.

• 1:48:14Speaker 02

  And that's a fact, that's a fact.

• 1:48:16Speaker 05

  No, it's a cross.

• 1:48:17Speaker 03

  It's a cross.

• 1:48:18Speaker 02

  No, they, they close their head. No, they don't. I'm gonna pull, I'm gonna pull a video for you. Yeah, do that. I will. Pull a little video up.

• 1:48:23Speaker 05

  Alright, say, you were trying to masturbate at home, and Pornhub said, "Yeah."

• 1:48:26Speaker 02

  No, I had a nocturnal and mish, I didn't need that, okay?

• 1:48:28Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:48:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:48:29Mark Gagnon?

  So how'd you know that the porn wasn't working?

• 1:48:31Speaker 02

  Cause I was doing, I was reading the New York Times. Son.

• 1:48:35Speaker 03

  You don't read that cuck ass publication?

• 1:48:37Speaker 02

  I was reading the New York Times, I was, I was perusing the Daily Perennial, is that what it's called? And they said, "There's no more Pornhub."

• 1:48:44Mark Gagnon?

  So what happened? You fired up your VPN and you got it going?

• 1:48:47Speaker 02

  I just looked into it, okay, we got a sponsor. I wanted to support the sponsor, and I wanted to see if it was really banned.

• 1:48:52Speaker 05

  Apparently some hotels are running their wifi through states that don't allow Pornhub, so that people are masturbating less in their hotel rooms.

• 1:48:59Speaker 02

  Why are they trying to stop that? Hotel rooms are for masturbating, it's clean and...

• 1:49:02Mark Gagnon?

  For me.

• 1:49:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right.

• 1:49:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, because of people like Al, just shoot on the carpet.

• 1:49:08Speaker 02

  So remember when I told y'all I had that nocturnal and mish?

• 1:49:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:49:11Speaker 02

  So when we were in St. Bart's, we had, uh, there was like a lady that comes by the house to do the laundry. And she just mixed all the underwear. And, uh, and Dove just gave me all his underwear. Cause he's like, you came in your underwear, even if it's washed, I'm not fucking wearing it. So Dove left St. Bart's with no underwear.

• 1:49:32Speaker 02

  Cause he didn't want to mix it up. Cause he didn't want the potential mix up.

• 1:49:36Speaker 03

  Nah, that's valid. That's valid, Doug.

• 1:49:40Speaker 02

  I can see both sides on this one.

• 1:49:41Speaker 03

  That's valid.

• 1:49:42Speaker 02

  But he's like icky about that kind of stuff.

• 1:49:44Speaker 03

  Seeming is icky, Doug. Seeming is an icky, icky thing.

• 1:49:46Mark Gagnon?

  He wasn't gonna wear his underwear, it was just that it was washed.

• 1:49:49Speaker 02

  But it was the same, they had the same underwear.

• 1:49:51Mark Gagnon?

  We all have the same underwear.

• 1:49:52Speaker 02

  We all have the same cold weather underwear.

• 1:49:54Mark Gagnon?

  Uh, yeah, yeah, but I'm still, nah, if it's washed, it's fresh.

• 1:49:57Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But now I got another 10 pairs of underwear.

• 1:50:00Mark Gagnon?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:50:01Speaker 02

  Cause I believe that. I believe what you're saying.

• 1:50:03Speaker 03

  Now, but I want to say, it's just within the same water that you're cleaning with.

• 1:50:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, he played himself on that one. But nah, I would do the same thing. That's, that's tough. Also, going commando is kinda nice.

• 1:50:18Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, why are you sleeping with underwear?

• 1:50:21Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 1:50:21Mark Gagnon?

  That shit is not uncomfortable?

• 1:50:22Speaker 02

  That's actually a great point.

• 1:50:23Mark Gagnon?

  Cause you get hard ons while you're sleeping.

• 1:50:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:50:25Mark Gagnon?

  So you don't, it's not uncomfortable?

• 1:50:28Speaker 02

  Don't say uncomfortable. That's so annoying that you say uncomfortable.

• 1:50:32Speaker 02

  He's saying, oh man, when you get a massive erection, doesn't it like pull on like the threads and the silk in your underwear and then rip it off? Yeah, it's happening with everybody. It's like Hulk Hogan coming out of his shirt.

• 1:50:42Speaker 02

  That's not everybody.

• 1:50:43Mark Gagnon?

  You're digging through it. What's up, brother?

• 1:50:46Speaker 02

  No, I, I, actually I have my dick hanging out the hole in the underwear when I sleep. In case I get you right.

• 1:50:51Mark Gagnon?

  No, you don't.

• 1:50:53Speaker 02

  Wait, y'all sleep with your dick in the hole? No, I sleep with one eye open, just like you, bro. I keep my dick out. One eye open. So I just have my dick hanging out when it gets hard, it gets hard, it goes down.

• 1:51:02Mark Gagnon?

  That's why just don't wear it.

• 1:51:04Speaker 02

  What if somebody tried to finger my ass in the middle of it? I gotta have that blocked up.

• 1:51:11Speaker 03

  So you just come in the sheets when you have nocturnal emission? Okay.

• 1:51:13Speaker 02

  That's what he does.

• 1:51:14Speaker 03

  Then in that case, Dove should have kept his underwear.

• 1:51:16Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying, but he didn't believe that I just come in the sheets and on my little fuck hole in the mattress.

• 1:51:23Speaker 02

  You all got a little fuckhole in the mattress? Oh dude. Bro, that must be tough for you, man. But you sleep in commando, right? Yeah. There you go. Real shit.

• 1:51:32Speaker 03

  Nah, I go in the boxer briefs.

• 1:51:33Speaker 02

  Wait, you sleep? Naked, every night. You don't sleep naked, Mark. Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

• 1:51:40Speaker 03

  You sleep on the ground naked?

• 1:51:41Speaker 02

  Not on the ground.

• 1:51:44Speaker 02

  Dude, you don't sleep naked. So I'm telling you, bro, just fucking military style. Don't you have your kid in the bed? On the other side, on the other side.

• 1:51:51Speaker 03

  That's wild, dog.

• 1:51:52Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:51:53Speaker 03

  That's so Catholic of you.

• 1:52:00Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Yeah, you baptized your son, alright? Fuck outta here, dude.

• 1:52:04Speaker 02

  He's two months, bro.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  Is that too old?

• 1:52:10Speaker 02

  I don't do that shit. My wife, I woke up in the bed, my wife was like, hey, can you watch a baby for a second? I'm like, I need like three minutes. Ain't no watching a baby right now. Oh my god, dude, that's nuts. Literally.

• 1:52:23Speaker 02

  Bro, you go boxer, that's great. You get dressed for bed. You go, it's time for bed, I put on my. Nah, I keep the same underwear. You been shitting in all day?

• 1:52:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:52:30Speaker 02

  Covered in shit.

• 1:52:31Speaker 03

  Or you take a shower at night. I mean, sometimes I done that. When you take a shower at night, you got new boxers, bang, you take those the next day.

• 1:52:36Speaker 02

  So you get dressed for bed? Yeah.

• 1:52:38Speaker 03

  Sure, I guess.

• 1:52:40Speaker 02

  Crazy, right? What a waste. Why is that a waste? I'm using the underwear the whole next day.

• 1:52:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:52:44Speaker 02

  Oh, you wake up and then you're just ready to go? Yeah. Nah, you guys, you guys are too anxious, bro. You guys are ready to wake up at any moment.

• 1:52:50Speaker 03

  You're trying to fuck your kid.

• 1:52:51Speaker 02

  No, no, no, what are you talking about?

• 1:52:53Speaker 03

  You can't say that.

• 1:52:54Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:52:54Speaker 03

  You can't say that.

• 1:52:55Speaker 02

  He's crazy.

• 1:52:57Speaker 03

  How can I not think that if you sleep in naked with your kid?

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  No, you're not trying to have sex with him, but like, it could bang into him. That's what you want to avoid, right?

• 1:53:06Speaker 03

  You can't play in bumper cars with your fucking ball sack.

• 1:53:09Speaker 02

  With all due respect to me, I'm not banging into nothing. Alright, can I be completely honest with everyone? I'm banging into very little, okay? It's welcome, bro, welcome. It don't get better. This is the amount you gonna bang for the rest of your life. You know what I mean? Oh, man. This is the amount. Yeah. You got the schedule and this shit. Yeah, we gotta get a nanny. We gotta call the nanny over just to be like, hey. Hey, can you watch them? My, my wife put the baby. Do you charge for a minute? That's why I asked the nanny. Yeah. I go, can I, can I stay for four and a half minutes? My wife put the baby to sleep once and she's like, uh, don't get dressed. And I'm like, what? And she's like, come on, let's do it. I'm like, the baby's asleep right there. And I'm like, we're gonna wake the baby up. And my wife was like, who?

• 1:53:54Speaker 02

  You been faking it the whole time? You can do this silent? Oh, damn, that's fucked up.

• 1:54:02Speaker 02

  God damn.

• 1:54:07Speaker 02

  Natalie, love. She says some of the craziest shit and so genuine too, but. God, dude, that's unbelievable. This woman is wild. I like that you've been so out of the game and she goes, don't keep your clothes on. And you go, why? I thought we was going to dinner. I'm like, yeah, I'm ready. I'm doing my hair and shit. And she's like, I'm gonna get into bed. I'm like, for what?

• 1:54:27Speaker 02

  The baby's asleep. She's like, I just put her down. She's not gonna wake up. I'm like, but what if, what if we start getting it popping? And she's like, well, just, you know, if you keep it down, I think we should be.

• 1:54:40Speaker 02

  She's covering your mouth.

• 1:54:45Speaker 02

  And he's, and he's on the bottom.

• 1:54:48Speaker 02

  I'm on the bottom, bro. I had to put a pillow over my face. I had to bite the pillow.

• 1:54:55Speaker 02

  During straight sex.

• 1:54:57Speaker 03

  During straight sex.

• 1:54:59Speaker 02

  Come on, man. It's terrorist attacks, bro. We gotta be serious, man. There's terrorism out here, man. So much stuff happening. Some terrorism out here, man. We gotta take shit serious. You know? What do we do, man? Listen, what we, what we gotta do is we gotta discuss this terrorism.

• 1:55:14Speaker 02

  And I got some interesting thoughts about this. Which, which false flag are you talking about?

• 1:55:22Speaker 02

  We can, we can, we will share these interesting thoughts on Patreon.com/flagrant. If you want to know what really happened, monetizing terrorism, if you want to know what really happens, if you want to know the truth, if you want to know what's really going on in this country, Patreon.com/flagrant, that's where you'll find out. They don't want you to know about the terrorism. They don't want you to know.

• 1:55:43Mark Gagnon?

  So I rented out my Cybertruck, I'm still waiting for it back.

• 1:55:45Speaker 02

  Isn't that crazy? Oh shit. Yeah. Damn. Isn't that crazy?

• 1:55:49Mark Gagnon?

  Guy said he was going to visit Vegas and I'm like, haven't heard from him.

• 1:55:52Speaker 02

  So it could have been yours, so you haven't even seen your Cybertruck since?

• 1:55:55Mark Gagnon?

  Nope.

• 1:55:56Speaker 03

  Man, he's still probably driving that shit to Vegas, had to fill up mad times.

• 1:56:02Speaker 02

  How much battery you got in your shit?

• 1:56:03Speaker 03

  Probably in Missouri right now, just waiting. Fucking laptop out.

• 1:56:07Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do this terror, just wait. Give me a Fortnite, I'll be there.

• 1:56:12Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, the battery on the Cybertruck is amazing. I go to Philly, I'm back and I still got some battery in it.

• 1:56:17Speaker 02

  You got four hours of battery in that bitch?

• 1:56:19Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:20Speaker 02

  God, isn't it two hours of Philly or an hour?

• 1:56:22Mark Gagnon?

  It's about an hour and forty-five.

• 1:56:24Speaker 02

  Wow, that's a lot.

• 1:56:25Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:26Speaker 02

  I mean, that was the issue with the electric cars. Yeah. Wow, they figured it out.

• 1:56:30Mark Gagnon?

  Yep.

• 1:56:31Speaker 02

  Alright, anyway, Patreon.com, we'll see you guys there, go kick it. Patreon.com/flagrant. Pay, go bless.

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