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1:09 Peyton Hardin? Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 172. Round of applause, please.
1:19 Peyton Hardin? Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 172. If you're new here, if you already look at the YouTube series, everybody says, "Press..." You're wrong. If you leave in more below that you said, "Commentary," it's fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more, I'm gonna go and fill that out. Make sure you get your good karma. I can promise you that none of y'all knew what I just said. If it's your first time here, a lot of y'all are gonna hit a little transcribe on that. It's gonna give you Arabic. So you're gonna have to go to the comments below, right? And see what I'm saying. Now, we have some exciting news. The tour continues.
1:54 Peyton Hardin? We're doing our first international show of the tour. We're headed to Toronto, Ontario.
2:04 Peyton Hardin? And then after that, we're back to the US. We're doing the show that might be the best show. It is the highest grossing shows, ticket sales wise. We're going to Chicago, Illinois.
2:17 Peyton Hardin? Then the day after that, we're going to Detroit, Michigan.
2:22 Peyton Hardin? And then the day after that, we're going to Columbus, Ohio.
2:27 Peyton Hardin? And then we hit Boston, New York, Philly, Washington DC for the east coast run. Then we're going back down south. So if you haven't already, go hit the first link or second link in the description below or you should know studios.com. Get your Peyton vs. Cam world tour tickets. Also, if you want a full documentary at the end of the tour, it will be available on the Koala Club, Patreon.com slash you should know podcast, as well as the extended episodes after every episode, as well as the 10 minute talks, the vlogs, bonus episodes, food feeds, everything you'd ever want is over there on the Patreon. We love you so, so, so, so, so, so much. Thank you for kicking it with us. Be sure to share this podcast with your friends, family and hater. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode.
3:11 Peyton Hardin? We are co-host Cam back in the studio. Soliton!
3:18 Peyton Hardin? Cam went, oh dude.
3:21 Peyton Hardin? How you feel? Hey, hey, hey, stop. Hey, bro, stop, stop, stop. What's going on? Huh? What are we doing? When do we get those toys? When do we get those toys? That is the biggest fan I've ever seen in my life. That's a bit. You remind me of like royalty from like England in like the 17th century. Now, it is 99 degrees in this studio right now, but we're still here to record.
3:44 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, no, they're failing. It's you and me. Now, speaking of somewhere that was 115 degrees, we just left Phoenix and Las Vegas for the tour. Middle of the desert. Now, Phoenix show.
3:59 Peyton Hardin? We will give it full recaps. This is not a recap again. As you seen the time stamp, it does not say recap, but
4:06 Peyton Hardin? do we say what we feel about Phoenix, Arizona? Pull the trigger. It's all yours, big guy. Dare we say Phoenix, Arizona holds the crown right now for the best crowd. Best show, Phoenix! Absolutely phenomenal energy.
4:21 Cameron Kennedy? Banger show, crazy energy, crazy laughs, crazy suspense, uh, tons of, tons of beautiful lights at the, at the picture. I mean, it's just, it's fire, man. It was all in all.
4:31 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, it was, it was a great, great show. Thank you, Phoenix. We're gonna give a full recap of everything that happened in Phoenix, cause oh my God, we saw a bunch of leather people.
4:38 Cameron Kennedy? And that, lots of leather, lots of leather humans. That full recap is on the Patreon. Go join the Quala Club. We'll see you there Wednesday.
4:45 Peyton Hardin? Now, let's go over to Vegas. Vegas show was great.
4:49 Cameron Kennedy? It was great. It really was.
4:50 Peyton Hardin? Vegas, the city is great.
4:52 Cameron Kennedy? It is great.
4:54 Peyton Hardin? But let's talk about getting out of Vegas. That's what I want to talk about at the beginning of this episode, Kim.
4:59 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, wow.
5:00 Peyton Hardin? Leaving.
5:00 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, wow.
5:02 Peyton Hardin? We, our plane almost crashed leaving Las Vegas.
5:07 Peyton Hardin? Now, I want to say, it is not like, it wasn't like an accident. I think our pilot was trying to sabotage us. It was absolutely the scariest moment of my life. And, and it was straight incompetence at the, it wasn't even like, oops, my hand slipped off the wheel.
5:25 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, yeah, no.
5:25 Peyton Hardin? Are there wheels in there?
5:28 Peyton Hardin? They got, they got some steering mechanism.
5:29 Cameron Kennedy? They got like a yoke.
5:30 Peyton Hardin? They got like a, it's like a, it's like a Model X.
5:32 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, exactly. Nice.
5:33 Peyton Hardin? So, we were leaving Vegas after our show. We're on tour right now, right? All the, we were supposed to leave at 8 a.m. on a Delta, or an American Airlines flight. It got, it got delayed till 9 a.m., then it got delayed till noon, then it got delayed till 5 p.m., then it got delayed till 8 p.m., and then it got delayed to the next day. We couldn't do that, cause we have to come back to work. So daddy had the amazing idea. Let's fly this specific airline, which is basically a commercial private jet.
6:09 Cameron Kennedy? Yes.
6:09 Peyton Hardin? It is a private jet, but anybody can get on it if you pay this price.
6:13 Cameron Kennedy? It's a beautiful hybrid.
6:14 Peyton Hardin? Right. It's a hybrid of commercial and private. Now, the plane is smaller and it's this private airline that you go through, like this private bunker.
6:21 Cameron Kennedy? Hundred percent.
6:23 Peyton Hardin? We've never done this.
6:25 Cameron Kennedy? Pretty cool.
6:26 Peyton Hardin? Everything is fine getting onto the plane, right?
6:29 Cameron Kennedy? Very easy.
6:30 Peyton Hardin? We walk, literally, onto the plane from the ground.
6:33 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah. No tunnel with the loudest air conditioning you've ever heard.
6:37 Peyton Hardin? One thing I realized as we're getting onto this semi-private jet, this is small.
6:43 Cameron Kennedy? Very much, very much small.
6:45 Peyton Hardin? Uncomfortably small, and I've never been on an aircraft this small in my life.
6:49 Cameron Kennedy? We had to, when entering said aircraft, me and P had to look and find our seats like this.
6:55 Peyton Hardin? Oh, completely guessing, and we had to peek. It was straight peek work.
6:59 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my god, I mean, the ceiling was like 5'11". The ceiling genuinely, no exaggeration, might have been like 6'1".
7:05 Peyton Hardin? Right, this plane probably seated like 14 people.
7:09 Peyton Hardin? So now, we get onto the plane, and I see that there's one pilot, one stewardess. That's fine.
7:17 Cameron Kennedy? Very, very small plane.
7:18 Peyton Hardin? Whoever that pilot is, there's one guy that controls my whole destiny right now.
7:22 Cameron Kennedy? All of my fate, all of my future is in that man's hands.
7:25 Peyton Hardin? So he holds this ultimate responsibility.
7:28 Cameron Kennedy? Souls.
7:29 Peyton Hardin? If he goes awry, if he checks his Tinder in the sky, we're [bleeped]. That's it.
7:35 Cameron Kennedy? Swiping on one-night stands and 30,000 feet in the air? That should be illegal for even just people on the plane. Let alone the pilot.
7:42 Peyton Hardin? So, we are on the plane, we take off. Not the smoothest takeoff I've ever experienced, but I'm going to chalk that up to it's a small plane, you feel more, and we're in Vegas with all the mountains.
7:56 Cameron Kennedy? It's a small plane, it's gonna be rocky, we're in Vegas, leaving said desert, it's always sucky.
8:01 Peyton Hardin? That's fine. We get up to max altitude, about 45 million feet in the air. A little lower.
8:07 Cameron Kennedy? A little, just, believe it or not, a little T's lower than 45.
8:10 Peyton Hardin? Whatever, I can't see the ground.
8:12 Cameron Kennedy? That's true. Straight cloud work.
8:14 Peyton Hardin? So for about 45 minutes to an hour of this plane ride, everything is fine. We're all good. But I looked down the aisle to the front and I could completely see the cockpit.
8:26 Cameron Kennedy? I could see through his windshield.
8:28 Peyton Hardin? Yes, I could see him flying us in the air.
8:30 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
8:32 Peyton Hardin? Right beside him, like right behind, right behind the door that the pilot is on, right behind the door that the pilot is in, is our stewardess. I see him answer a phone call. I said, didn't know you had that good a service up here.
8:43 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, you have a landline on a plane.
8:45 Peyton Hardin? Come to find out, he's talking to the pilot.
8:46 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, with the door open and they're four feet away from each other. Strange work.
8:50 Peyton Hardin? He goes, okay, okay. Anytime there's a head nod on a plane, I don't like that. You better communicate with us.
8:58 Cameron Kennedy? All of us right now.
8:59 Peyton Hardin? And he does. He goes,
9:02 Peyton Hardin? I'm trying to, um, everybody strap the kid. Um, we're about to experience some crazy.
9:11 Peyton Hardin? I'm like,
9:12 Cameron Kennedy? Sir, are you happy right now?
9:13 Peyton Hardin? I'm like, he goes, he goes, I'm gonna come by and take everything. I'm like, okay. He starts coming by, taking up people's trash, like quickly, like he is on the move, like a little panic in his face.
9:25 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
9:26 Peyton Hardin? I'm like, this is not good. Then I hear the lady next to me who happens to be a model. I was like, who are you? Still gotta find you, by the way. God bless you. She asks something to him. She goes, he goes, yeah, I'm just picking up everything that won't fly around. I say, what the does that mean, sir?
9:46 Cameron Kennedy? See, I did not hear that.
9:47 Peyton Hardin? He was right next to me, he said it. So now I'm panicking. I strap my seatbelt in extra tight. I'm saying my prayer to the heavens. We're good. He gets strapped in, we're all strapped in, we're experiencing this, we're about to experience this turbulence. It never comes. This turbulence never comes.
10:04 Cameron Kennedy? And it's also not fair that we get one little lap, like little puncture belt. The stewardess sit down, they get shoulder straps. They can, this thing could go three sixes, she'd be like,
10:15 Peyton Hardin? Yo, they're on the, they're on the, the best roller coaster ever.
10:17 Cameron Kennedy? Roller coaster. I'm like, oh, oh, it's like my grandpa's pickup truck. I got one.
10:23 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, that's not saving us if this plane goes down. But everything is fine.
10:27 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
10:28 Peyton Hardin? Until the stewardess gets up again to answer another phone call. I'm like, how many problems are we gonna have on this flight?
10:36 Cameron Kennedy? I, I was like, just talk to him.
10:38 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
10:39 Cameron Kennedy? Don't call each other. Just say, what do you need, Phil?
10:41 Peyton Hardin? Yeah. Okay, so they're talking through the phone. And he goes huh makes the same face I don't like that face
10:48 Cameron Kennedy? Bad face
10:49 Peyton Hardin? Makes it like a little worried face and he goes okay I see the pilot stand up
10:56 Peyton Hardin? Sir do you understand you're you're driving us right now in the sky you're on the sky highway We're going 7,000 miles per hour
11:03 Cameron Kennedy? You're on Sky 35
11:06 Peyton Hardin? You're on inter
11:08 Cameron Kennedy? Oh no no no hey hey we know we love you it's okay it's okay it's okay next one I'll let you I'll let you unleash
11:15 Peyton Hardin? You're on interstate skyway
11:16 Cameron Kennedy? Here we go
11:17 Peyton Hardin? It wasn't even worth it
11:18 Cameron Kennedy? It was I love you to death but you kind of fumbled
11:23 Peyton Hardin? Stay right stay
11:27 Peyton Hardin? Now we're on interstate high skyway right so the pilot stands up as we're going 7,000 miles per hour in the sky 80,000 feet in the air He stands up and he heads straight like swiftly to the back of the plane a light jog on this aircraft I'm like where the You going huh the stewardess takes the wheel
11:51 Peyton Hardin? I'm like I'm like you were just serving me a pina colada and now you know how to fly plane you can bartend and fly planes
11:57 Cameron Kennedy? That guy just handed me a double baked brownie pie and now you're controlling my desk
12:02 Peyton Hardin? And not only that he closes the door so now I can't even see him and what he's operating The pilot at the back of the plane is taking a He goes to the back and he is back there for I kid you not like 15 minutes
12:16 Cameron Kennedy? And it no it stunk like hell I was in the very I was my back the back of my seat was the toilet
12:21 Peyton Hardin? Yeah
12:21 Cameron Kennedy? And it stunk like hell
12:23 Peyton Hardin? And then all of a sudden I'm starting to experience some bumps I didn't experience when pilot man was in control Now that pina colada maker is in control I'm getting a little bumpy skies
12:34 Cameron Kennedy? Like you hitting the you hitting the median what's going on
12:36 Peyton Hardin? Now we're at the point where we're getting close to descent like we're gonna have to start to land this I don't want the bartender landing my plane
12:47 Peyton Hardin? Now you know when you're descending, right? You might feel a little bit of like a little guttural movement. Like you might feel like, oh.
12:53 Cameron Kennedy? Keyword, little bit.
12:55 Peyton Hardin? And normally you just go like you stay parallel, but you just drop a little bit. When I say, when, when the pilot was taking a, when he was in the back and the bartender was landing the plane,
13:10 Peyton Hardin? we took a complete nosedive.
13:13 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my god.
13:14 Peyton Hardin? When I say, I went from looking for it to looking down.
13:20 Peyton Hardin? In the span of like 14 seconds.
13:21 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my god, all three dogs hated it.
13:23 Peyton Hardin? Dude, no, all three dogs took a tumble. I saw a Labrador, a Doberman.
13:27 Cameron Kennedy? And a Dalmatian.
13:28 Peyton Hardin? And just, just fall, just roll over on the plane. Dude, I screamed, I lose.
13:34 Cameron Kennedy? Everyone did. Liv tried to grab me, but her poor little arm hung long enough. She went, and I was like, don't, don't, don't, don't. First off, the pilot needs to get the fuck off his phone. You're not pooping for, you're not pooping for a fourth of an hour.
13:47 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, no.
13:47 Cameron Kennedy? You're in there, you're playing a game.
13:48 Peyton Hardin? I'm starting to think.
13:49 Cameron Kennedy? You're checking Tinder. Yeah, he's playing, he's tugging one out. Sick freak.
13:53 Peyton Hardin? He was in the Mile High Club with himself.
13:57 Peyton Hardin? He's like, no one else will do it.
13:59 Cameron Kennedy? Imagine buying a solo ticket to the Mile High Club. He's like, hell, this bathroom's small enough.
14:09 Peyton Hardin? And that's not even the worst part of the story.
14:11 Cameron Kennedy? Oh no.
14:13 Peyton Hardin? Whenever we nosedive, everybody screams, the pilot, I guess, either he finishes or cuts it off. I don't know how.
14:20 Cameron Kennedy? He goes, God, God, no, God. I knew he couldn't fly.
14:26 Peyton Hardin? I see, I see he, he just runs back to the front of the plane and the stewardess comes by and asks me for my drink order.
14:37 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, this isn't normal, guys.
14:39 Peyton Hardin? I see almost.
14:41 Cameron Kennedy? First off, I think a lot of thing that's going over a ton of y'all's head, there's literally two employees on this plane.
14:48 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
14:48 Cameron Kennedy? Like, unless you've flown private, you've never experienced that.
14:51 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
14:51 Cameron Kennedy? There's always, there's six stewardess, there's two pilots, there's one like, old worker that typically stays on the phone. There's a bartender and a pilot.
15:00 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
15:01 Cameron Kennedy? The bartender's flying, the pilot's shooting and playing with himself. And it's like, y'all don't understand the fear that was in our mind.
15:07 Peyton Hardin? Dude, it was insane. And so, you know, Robbie, being intuitive, asked the stewardess after he came back from mixing drinks and flying the plane. He goes, "Did you have this thing in autopilot?" Because I was like, "That's the only, that's the only way."
15:24 Cameron Kennedy? It's the only legal way.
15:25 Peyton Hardin? Yeah. And he goes, "Not quite." Come to find out, we Googled it after. Robbie Googled, "Is it legal and okay and normal if on a singular pilot plane, if the stewardess goes into the cockpit as a pilot leaves?" They said, "Absolutely not."
15:45 Peyton Hardin? They said, "And it's illegal in most whatever, whatever, whatever." And they say, "Would you like to file a formal complaint against said airline?"
15:55 Peyton Hardin? Now, the name of that airline, I'm not gonna say.
15:57 Cameron Kennedy? I did not know that.
15:58 Peyton Hardin? It's three letters. It's gonna be changed to YSK in a minute. Y'all are gonna be flying YSK.
16:04 Cameron Kennedy? You're lucky that bastard hound didn't fall on my lap. Oh my God. If a dog would have thrown up on me in the middle of the sky while nosediving,
16:11 Peyton Hardin? Dude.
16:12 Cameron Kennedy? That airline's mine.
16:13 Peyton Hardin? Dude, yeah. So we almost crashed leaving Vegas.
16:16 Cameron Kennedy? That was, I mean, that was brutal. Like, the whole day of Sunday was brutal.
16:20 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
16:21 Cameron Kennedy? To fight tooth and nail, to get on that plane, for a bartender to nosedive us in the air.
16:28 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
16:29 Cameron Kennedy? Scare everyone on there. Just to get home 12 hours later than we were supposed to?
16:38 Peyton Hardin? Do you have any stories from this weekend?
16:40 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, I'm so glad you asked that. I was gonna plug and play later.
16:43 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, cuz what we don't, we don't tell y'all, we literally have stuff happen to us, but because we work together, we do not say it. We can't say it until we're here.
16:51 Cameron Kennedy? We'll just wait until where y'all experience it in real time as the other person does. So this is in Vegas.
16:56 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
16:56 Cameron Kennedy? Do you remember when y'all, the last night, when y'all stayed out, I went back with Liv to pack our bags?
17:01 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
17:02 Cameron Kennedy? So we pack our bags and I go, "Hey babe, last night in Vegas, I'm gonna go play for about an hour." I go down and play. I lost money. But, I go to the elevator to go back to my room. When I go to this elevator, and it's fairly late.
17:14 Peyton Hardin? Right.
17:15 Cameron Kennedy? I hit the button, it's closing, it's, it was literally like a movie, an arm just shot through.
17:19 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
17:20 Cameron Kennedy? And I go, "Okay." It was a woman, probably in her 40s, 10 out of 10 intoxication level. And I'm talking, it's to the point when she, like, she threw her arm, the door shot open, and then she walked in and like slammed on the wall. She was like this.
17:35 Peyton Hardin? Oh yeah, that's not good.
17:36 Cameron Kennedy? Same floor as me.
17:37 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
17:37 Cameron Kennedy? So now, I'm immediate, and we were high up, like, not in, like, a, nothing, a regular room, but very high up. So this whole time, I have probably 20 seconds as we're ascending, I'm just like kinda clocking her, like, making sure she doesn't touch me or just any weird thing.
17:50 Peyton Hardin? Right.
17:50 Cameron Kennedy? And I keep just side-eyeing, I keep side-eyeing, and she's like literally going in and out of consciousness, in front of me. And it was terrifying.
17:59 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, it's so scary.
18:00 Cameron Kennedy? And she's like this. So I fall asleep, she goes...
18:03 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, it's like Robbie without a pap.
18:05 Cameron Kennedy? And it's caught the whole time. So we finally get to the floor, you caught us straight. It is, it was honestly pretty accurate. An unpacked Robbie was this woman. This woman. Now throw in a lot of liquor. Money. And we get there, the doors open up, she falls to the ground.
18:21 Peyton Hardin? Oh my god.
18:21 Cameron Kennedy? In the elevator, though.
18:22 Peyton Hardin? Oh no.
18:23 Cameron Kennedy? So I see she hit the same button as me.
18:25 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:25 Cameron Kennedy? So now I'm like, "I just wanna go to bed," but I'm a good guy, I'm gonna help her up. So I hit the, like, the open door button to where hopefully it just stays long enough. I bend over. All I say, "Oh ma'am, don't worry, I got you." She goes, "Don't you [__] touch me." Swear on everything. "Don't you [__] touch me." Hits my hand.
18:46 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
18:47 Cameron Kennedy? And now, I don't know if it was like the, like the jump factor. I literally went, "Oh." Like, I, I got kind of spooked. I went, "Oh, whoa." And I was like, "I was just trying to help you out." She goes, "Get [__] away from me." And I went, "Okay." So I just step out to see if she then comes to. She stays on the ground. The door's shut, the elevator goes back down.
19:07 Peyton Hardin? That was her night.
19:08 Cameron Kennedy? And I literally went, "What the [__] man? What just happened?" I go back in the room, tell Liv the whole story. And all she could conclude from it, "Probably shouldn't touch people, babe." Turns back over, goes to sleep. And I literally was just like, "What the hell?" Like, this, this, this sums up my trip. I lose majority of my money in the last hour because I'm a degenerate. And then I get told to not help people. I'm like, "This, this is a sinful city."
19:32 Peyton Hardin? Do you?
19:33 Cameron Kennedy? It was horrible.
19:33 Peyton Hardin? Imagine your resting place for the night is an elevator.
19:36 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, you wake up on the ground floor when you think you're 60 floors in the sky.
19:39 Peyton Hardin? Yeah. I had that thought a lot this weekend. Because we were, we, we're in a Vegas hotel, so there's like 80 floors.
19:48 Cameron Kennedy? They're huge.
19:49 Peyton Hardin? It's so, there's a lot of elevator.
19:51 Cameron Kennedy? Lot of elevator action.
19:53 Peyton Hardin? I'm not gonna lie, though. It is a newfound fear of mine to be trapped in an elevator with complete strangers.
20:01 Cameron Kennedy? I think I would look at it as a challenge. I think I might like it, in a weird way.
20:05 Peyton Hardin? You would like being trapped on an elevator with strangers?
20:07 Cameron Kennedy? Now, if I, if I am assured I'm safe.
20:10 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
20:10 Cameron Kennedy? Like, I don't know the timetable, but I'm assured that I'm safe, yeah. It'd be a cool challenge.
20:14 Peyton Hardin? Really?
20:14 Cameron Kennedy? You get to talk to people, probably gonna get real hot, people are gonna get real weird.
20:18 Peyton Hardin? See, Cam, you would be that person that you're trapped on an elevator and you'd be like, "So guys, what are you gonna do once we get out?"
20:23 Cameron Kennedy? Oh no, I'd be like, I'd be like, "What are you, like, what's your, what's your retirement looking like, man?"
20:27 Peyton Hardin? I'd be like, "Get the [__] back from here."
20:28 Cameron Kennedy? You'd be like, "Don't [__] touch me! I'm [__] first, don't touch me."
20:34 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my. You, oh my god, one step further. You, trapped elevator.
20:40 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
20:40 Cameron Kennedy? Phone's dead.
20:41 Peyton Hardin? Oh, oh my god. I'd be like, "Somebody open the door so I can jump."
20:49 Peyton Hardin? Okay, you would know what I would do?
20:51 Cameron Kennedy? What would you do, trapped in an elevator?
20:52 Peyton Hardin? Now, is there masculine men in there? Or is it just me and some ladies?
20:56 Cameron Kennedy? I love it. Oh my god, we're gonna split it right down the middle.
20:58 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
20:58 Cameron Kennedy? There's you.
20:59 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
21:00 Cameron Kennedy? There's two more guys.
21:02 Peyton Hardin? Are they mas- more masculine to me?
21:03 Cameron Kennedy? One is more masculine than you, and one is less masculine. So you are now in the middle.
21:07 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
21:07 Cameron Kennedy? The three ladies.
21:08 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
21:08 Cameron Kennedy? One is a bombshell.
21:09 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
21:10 Cameron Kennedy? And two are regular women.
21:11 Peyton Hardin? Okay. Let me say this.
21:13 Cameron Kennedy? Let's play.
21:13 Peyton Hardin? First of all-
21:14 Cameron Kennedy? One's a little angry.
21:15 Peyton Hardin? First of all, first of all, I pee on the first corner I see. I gotta mark my territory, that's why I asked about the masculinity. You gotta control-
21:25 Peyton Hardin? Now, I'm not immediately like, oh, like, boom, we're stuck, time to piss.
21:30 Cameron Kennedy? I can see you being immediate, the second it goes ding, boom, boom, boom, you go, oh no.
21:38 Cameron Kennedy? Everyone's like, what the?
21:39 Peyton Hardin? You hit the emergency button again.
21:41 Cameron Kennedy? And then they go, it goes, duh duh, starts working again, you go, no, I thought it, no, we're supposed to be stuck. Everyone's just like, yeah, you're going to jail.
21:49 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, I mean, the first thing, honestly, I do, if you pissed in a corner, I hope the other masculine guy puts you in a master lock. I hope he walks up behind you and goes-
21:59 Cameron Kennedy? Puts me in the walls of Jericho. You're Johnson's out while you're pissing, and you're literally like this, you're like-
22:07 Cameron Kennedy? You go, get back now!
22:09 Peyton Hardin? Okay, honestly though, honestly though, if I'm stuck for a little bit, I'm not speaking. At the beginning? No, I am gonna be dead, so I don't wanna talk, I'm not coming up with solutions, because I know there's gonna be people that are talking too much, it's gonna irritate me.
22:22 Cameron Kennedy? Ooh, little curveball.
22:24 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
22:24 Cameron Kennedy? That was a bit much.
22:25 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, a lot.
22:26 Cameron Kennedy? The masculine man.
22:27 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
22:28 Cameron Kennedy? Takes alpha position.
22:30 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, you got it.
22:30 Cameron Kennedy? But all of his ideas are dog- And they literally sound like you might all die.
22:34 Peyton Hardin? I will literally let him go with those ideas, just to, I can know they're wrong, but he's gonna not accept it until we see that he's wrong.
22:43 Cameron Kennedy? No, no, I'm talking about, it could be ideas that hurt and lead all of you to your demise.
22:47 Peyton Hardin? Oh, I'm like, well, so you can't make me do that, play. So like, you didn't look at me-
22:52 Cameron Kennedy? You go, the only things I have to do in this life are be black and die.
22:55 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, it's like, be black and die, the two things I have to do. Now- Now if we're stuck for more than 30 minutes, I'm asking the bombshell, we have to start reproducing. We have to.
23:06 Cameron Kennedy? Half an hour to have elevator [__] before watching, your standards and conception of time are crazy [__] low. You're like, you're like, now, listen, it's been 28 minutes. God knows, we could be in here for a month. I say we get to it.
23:21 Peyton Hardin? Dude, you know I-
23:22 Cameron Kennedy? You don't know her.
23:22 Peyton Hardin? I have been prepared for, in case the elevator cord gets cut or something and it breaks and we drop down.
23:28 Cameron Kennedy? Shut, bro, you're not Tom Cruise.
23:31 Peyton Hardin? No, I'm not.
23:31 Cameron Kennedy? You're not a movie star.
23:32 Peyton Hardin? No, I'm not.
23:33 Cameron Kennedy? And you're not as agile as you think you are.
23:34 Peyton Hardin? But I grew up on Tim and Moby and The Mythbusters.
23:38 Cameron Kennedy? But you do not know when you're gonna hit the bottom. You don't know when to jump.
23:43 Peyton Hardin? Yes, I do.
23:44 Cameron Kennedy? Expl-
23:46 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, what hap-
23:47 Cameron Kennedy? Explain that.
23:48 Peyton Hardin? So what I do-
23:49 Cameron Kennedy? How the hell can you see through a box? And Matt, what are you gonna be, 50, 40, 50, 40, 40?
23:54 Peyton Hardin? No, you continuously jump, though. That's the thing. You continuously jump.
23:58 Cameron Kennedy? So you're playing double Dutch with your life.
24:01 Peyton Hardin? Yes, I'm already falling.
24:04 Cameron Kennedy? Trying to time it, you're just trying to time it.
24:11 Cameron Kennedy? Like that [__] game at Main Event, you jump off the line.
24:16 Cameron Kennedy? Imagine everyone else just grabbing the handrails, they're just bracing.
24:21 Cameron Kennedy? Pisses in the corner, you're trying to stack this girl up, you're just like-
24:26 Peyton Hardin? And everybody's [__] screaming.
24:28 Cameron Kennedy? Everyone's just like, oh, they can't even scream, they're so enamored by you.
24:34 Cameron Kennedy? My drawers are off.
24:37 Peyton Hardin? No, 100%, you gotta start jumping.
24:39 Cameron Kennedy? How would, no, you don't.
24:41 Peyton Hardin? Yes, whenever an elevator's falling, you have to jump. I saw it on Mythbusters.
24:44 Cameron Kennedy? You know what I used to think? I would put my feet on one guardrail and grab the other, kinda like a mid-air plank.
24:50 Peyton Hardin? You would literally break it up.
24:52 Cameron Kennedy? No, because once it would hit, my body would fly to the ceiling. I might fracture something on the backside, but that's fine, as long as I live to tell the story.
24:58 Peyton Hardin? 100% my idea's better than that.
25:02 Peyton Hardin? Cause at least-
25:03 Cameron Kennedy? You don't have, one, you don't have the stamina. Two, you would be in such shock. I'd, I'd be able to calm myself and go in plank.
25:10 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
25:10 Cameron Kennedy? You would be like, huh, oh, he said jump, right?
25:16 Cameron Kennedy? On your third jump, you'd be like, bam, or just hit the bottom.
25:19 Peyton Hardin? But that would be my best effort. That's the best you could do. That's the best you could do.
25:22 Cameron Kennedy? Do you do quick little rapid jumps or do you go for like, you go for greatness?
25:26 Peyton Hardin? At first, I'm jumping as mu- as high as I can. After about jump two and a half, I'm cooked.
25:31 Cameron Kennedy? Your first jump, you do it like this. You'd be like, alright guys, just jump, just jump. She like busts the light. You're like, ah, you drop down. Y'all hit the bottom.
25:44 Peyton Hardin? Oh, man.
25:45 Cameron Kennedy? I think, I just, I think you highly, now you're an athlete, right?
25:48 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
25:49 Cameron Kennedy? That translates. Former athlete.
25:51 Peyton Hardin? Big, big on former.
25:53 Cameron Kennedy? Former athlete, that translates to the said sport.
25:56 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
25:57 Cameron Kennedy? I feel like we would be grossly, grossly overestimating ourselves in everyday life agility, like obstacles.
26:07 Peyton Hardin? What do you mean?
26:08 Cameron Kennedy? Like, like that.
26:09 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
26:09 Cameron Kennedy? We, first off, we can't, we can't jump in an elevator. We would bust the light above us immediately.
26:14 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, but you have to have some kind of vigilance on that.
26:17 Cameron Kennedy? And that's all out the window when you're skyrocketing 60 floors at the speed of gravity.
26:21 Peyton Hardin? I've, ah, yeah, I have a hard time walking on planes.
26:24 Cameron Kennedy? Exactly. Your ankles click every single set. You're not, you're, you're literally gonna, ooh, bam.
26:28 Peyton Hardin? I mean, I thought it was a good idea, but I, I genuinely, I was just saying, I've had a crippling fear since Vegas.
26:34 Cameron Kennedy? Why? Just because how high they were?
26:35 Peyton Hardin? Just because how many elevators there were.
26:37 Cameron Kennedy? You know what I don't like?
26:38 Peyton Hardin? What?
26:38 Cameron Kennedy? Last thing on the elevators, I don't like when there's, you're getting on this elevator, the elevator directly next to you is out of order. I hate that.
26:46 Peyton Hardin? What do you mean?
26:47 Cameron Kennedy? Cause in my mind, they're sharing some sort of pulley system.
26:50 Peyton Hardin? I don't, I think those are independent systems.
26:52 Cameron Kennedy? They might, but they're on the same wall.
26:53 Peyton Hardin? Oh, I found out about movie theaters this week. Oh, I'll talk about it on Patreon or something. Oh my God. Cause we, last week, I talked about, I've talked about how crazy movie theaters are built. I learned something even more wild about them while talking on Patreon. It's crazy.
27:06 Cameron Kennedy? We'll see you on Wednesday. Join the Qual Club.
27:11 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, last thing on Vegas.
27:13 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, we're talking about Vegas for 30 minutes here, Bob.
27:15 Cameron Kennedy? Now, this might be where the gloves come off. Because this is something that I didn't even bring to your attention. But, we were in Vegas, and we went to dinner.
27:22 Peyton Hardin? Yes, we did, yeah.
27:23 Cameron Kennedy? Okay. Uh, remember how you ordered one thing, but you didn't get it, and your food came out wrong?
27:28 Peyton Hardin? Yeah. Happens often, actually.
27:31 Cameron Kennedy? So now, and I'm really glad you said that.
27:32 Peyton Hardin? I think waiters don't respect me.
27:34 Cameron Kennedy? And I'm really glad you said that.
27:36 Peyton Hardin? Right.
27:36 Cameron Kennedy? Now, what did your, what did your baby daddy do? I mean, it was seamless, instantly. I said, "Oh, that's not what he got."
27:43 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, that's the worst thing you could do.
27:44 Cameron Kennedy? And you tapped my leg.
27:46 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
27:46 Cameron Kennedy? And I haven't asked you about it, but I could put two and two together. You hit my leg, as if, "Bro, don't do that."
27:51 Peyton Hardin? Never do that. I'd never, that's one of the reasons I'm single today. Do not do that for me.
27:56 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, now, this is, this is the money question.
27:59 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
27:59 Cameron Kennedy? Is it, "Don't do it for you because you don't like being spoken for"? Is it, "Don't do it for you because you don't send wrong food back to the kitchen"?
28:07 Peyton Hardin? I prefer to be spoken for on any situation. That's not it. I don't even like to speak. The less I speak, the better.
28:13 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
28:14 Peyton Hardin? So it's, I do not like confrontation, and it's not that big of a deal.
28:19 Cameron Kennedy? I, no.
28:20 Peyton Hardin? And it's not, no, no, no. And listen, this dinner he's talking about, it's not like I ordered a steak, and they, and they gave me a charcuterie board. That's not what happened.
28:29 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
28:30 Peyton Hardin? It's like, literally like, one of the sides or something. I don't even remember what it was.
28:33 Cameron Kennedy? You, you literally ordered asparagus, and they brought you potatoes?
28:37 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, like, that's not even a big deal. I like potatoes too, it's fine.
28:41 Cameron Kennedy? I understand you like it. If you go, if you bought a shirt online, and it was an extra large, and they sent you a small.
28:46 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
28:46 Cameron Kennedy? You keep it in going, "Ah, it's fine."
28:48 Peyton Hardin? Yes, yes, yes, I am. I literally ordered a shirt off of a website, six months ago, and I haven't even gotten a tracking number yet. Guess what? Bite the bullet.
28:59 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
28:59 Peyton Hardin? That's fine.
29:00 Cameron Kennedy? That's bite the bullet, because they bitch your wallet. They scam the [bleep] out of you. I'm talking about an actual thing that can be fixed. Why do you not do that? And then you doubled down and made me feel bad about it. You just said, "Bro, you don't gotta do that, you're always doing that."
29:12 Peyton Hardin? Yes, because, okay, one, it's the demeanor in which you do it.
29:16 Cameron Kennedy? I only said it like that cuz he's
29:17 Peyton Hardin? Hey, help guy! Hey, you're the help, aren't ya?
29:21 Cameron Kennedy? I did not, hey, you're on shift, right buddy? Hey, does that look like **** green? I did not say that.
29:27 Peyton Hardin? You literally grabbed him by his shirt and you said, "Let me check your ears, see if the **** work."
29:30 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, y'all tell me if I'm tripping. He ordered this, didn't get it.
29:34 Peyton Hardin? That's, okay.
29:35 Cameron Kennedy? I spoke up for my friend.
29:36 Peyton Hardin? Don't, okay, but also, that's not the right thing.
29:38 Cameron Kennedy? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it exactly how I said it.
29:42 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
29:42 Cameron Kennedy? Hey, oh, oh, excuse me.
29:44 Peyton Hardin? First of all, this quick, this quick, by the way, this quick.
29:46 Cameron Kennedy? He didn't get the green beans.
29:46 Peyton Hardin? This quick. As soon as he put it down, this, you better do it accurately. It goes down.
29:54 Cameron Kennedy? Excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir. Now, that's fast!
29:56 Peyton Hardin? Literally, one second after.
29:58 Cameron Kennedy? Because I don't want him to walk away. It was a nice steakhouse, two other tables.
30:02 Peyton Hardin? First of all, you should not know my order that well. To where in one second you can identify, that's not right.
30:06 Cameron Kennedy? First off, you got a steak with a side. You didn't get this smoothie with 20 ingredients.
30:10 Peyton Hardin? I didn't even, I forgot you were there at the dinner.
30:13 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, no, you love me. You don't love me and I love you. But the whole, the whole premise of this is why do you think that's not allowed? Why do you think sending food back, that's literally, it's literally that, that, we are consumers
30:23 Peyton Hardin? Right.
30:24 Cameron Kennedy? of their restaurant.
30:24 Peyton Hardin? Let me, let me.
30:25 Cameron Kennedy? They failed at customer service. I'm not causing a riot. I'm not bringing pitchforks and torches. I just said, "Hey, man, my boy wanted greens, you brought him starch."
30:33 Peyton Hardin? Let me break this down in the most simple way I can. You're putting a spotlight on me that I did not ask for. You literally like, it's like one of those things, like there's a spotlight in the crowd and it goes right, and then I'm just like this. And then, they always look at me, like they, they hear you be like, "Oh, okay, oh yeah, sure, I'll get to it."
30:53 Cameron Kennedy? Alright, big headed.
30:54 Peyton Hardin? They'll be like, "Sorry, is he telling the truth? Is that what you ordered?" Now I gotta be like, now I'm talking when I didn't wanna talk. You should ask for my consent if I want that changed, right?
31:04 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, I understand that. I apologize on that.
31:08 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
31:09 Cameron Kennedy? Even when we go to a, a, a, an In-N-Out.
31:12 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
31:12 Cameron Kennedy? And when they mess up your order, you just bite the bullet.
31:15 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
31:15 Cameron Kennedy? Now, I understand. I'm very much so, oh, some, some things don't matter.
31:18 Peyton Hardin? No, you're not.
31:19 Cameron Kennedy? If you paid for what you paid for, get what you paid for.
31:22 Peyton Hardin? I'm not saying you're wrong in saying that. But I'm, I, I don't speak for me on it.
31:28 Cameron Kennedy? See, I thought it was-
31:28 Peyton Hardin? Don't tell them about me, because literally I'll go through a drive-thru. Saves me and you in a drive-thru. They can hand me just Cam's bag and the "forget about me, have a nice day." Yep, you're right. I didn't want to eat. I'm out. Like, don't, I don't want confrontation.
31:41 Cameron Kennedy? And me being the good frie- I literally swallowed my spit. Me being a good friend, I'm trying to save him from that.
31:46 Peyton Hardin? Is that a good friend if you know that I don't like it?
31:48 Cameron Kennedy? Is it a good friend if I let you take an L? I'mma fight for you. I'm, I'm on your team. I'm at bat for you.
31:54 Peyton Hardin? Yes, okay, but I'm saying, but you know that makes me uncomfortable, but you know that makes my penis smaller.
31:57 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, now that's a personal thing we can talk through.
32:00 Peyton Hardin? And then they're all-
32:00 Cameron Kennedy? Do you want your food or not?
32:01 Peyton Hardin? And then I would say like, and then a lot of the time, they are supporters of the podcast, and then Cam, you're like, "Go get the [bleep] right there, dude." And I'm like, "Whoa."
32:09 Cameron Kennedy? No, no, no. I go, "Oh, you said you liked it, right? Yeah, you liked it enough to [bleep] up his order, huh? It's some kind of sick joke. Are y'all recording?"
32:16 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
32:16 Cameron Kennedy? No.
32:17 Peyton Hardin? And it just makes me look small and little.
32:19 Cameron Kennedy? It, oh god, I love you so much, say it. You're putting that on yourself. You're putting that on yourself.
32:23 Peyton Hardin? How?
32:24 Cameron Kennedy? You're not small and little. It is a simple mistake that happens every day.
32:28 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, but if I'm-
32:28 Cameron Kennedy? I fight for you.
32:29 Peyton Hardin? Do you not think I'm man enough to speak up for something I want?
32:32 Cameron Kennedy? No. No. No. You just said it. You go, "Yeah, I didn't want to eat, neeeeh." And you just peel off. That's the whole thing.
32:40 Peyton Hardin? Okay, and then I'll go-
32:41 Cameron Kennedy? You're super much-
32:41 Peyton Hardin? I will go home and make a [bleep] syrup sandwich before I go and re- ask them to redo something.
32:46 Cameron Kennedy? Exactly, Kendrick. You don't need to. You don't need to eat a syrup sandwich. You paid for Chick-fil-A. Get your Chick-fil-A.
32:51 Peyton Hardin? No.
32:52 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my god, dude, you're, oh!
32:54 Peyton Hardin? I will literally-
32:54 Cameron Kennedy? You know what I've done before? That has to be pride. Pride is the devil.
32:57 Peyton Hardin? No, no, no, it's not pride, it's fear. You know what I've done before? And it, I've done this in a drive-thru, and I swear to god on everything I love, I've done this in a drive-thru. I've gone through a Chick-fil-A, and I've asked for a burger, and they've given me like mac and cheese before.
33:10 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, hold on.
33:11 Peyton Hardin? And I've looked, and I-
33:14 Peyton Hardin? Oh, a sandwich and a burger are the same thing.
33:16 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, they're not, though.
33:17 Peyton Hardin? They're the same thing.
33:18 Cameron Kennedy? They're not.
33:19 Peyton Hardin? What's the difference between a sandwich and a burger?
33:20 Cameron Kennedy? You cannot get a burger. Oh, burger, right? Where's that come from? Hamburger!
33:26 Peyton Hardin? All burgers are ham?
33:28 Cameron Kennedy? And it's called what? A turkey burger. Burger is literally shortened from hamburger.
33:33 Peyton Hardin? No.
33:35 Cameron Kennedy? You will never order a burger and get chicken strips on it. Ever. Never.
33:42 Peyton Hardin? Yes, you can. What's the difference between a burger and a sandwich then?
33:45 Cameron Kennedy? I just said it.
33:46 Peyton Hardin? No, you did not.
33:48 Cameron Kennedy? Burger, a sandwich can be comprised of so many things. Bread, bread, stuff in the middle. A burger is shortened for hamburg- yeah.
33:57 Peyton Hardin? What if there's turkey on it?
33:58 Cameron Kennedy? Then it's a tiki big yeah.
33:59 Peyton Hardin? But it's still a burger, right?
34:01 Cameron Kennedy? Exactly.
34:01 Peyton Hardin? So if I put chicken strips, it's a chicken strip burger. What's the difference?
34:04 Cameron Kennedy? It's a chicken strip sandwich.
34:06 Peyton Hardin? What's, why is it a sandwich all of a sudden then?
34:08 Cameron Kennedy? Burger is beef. Turkey is the substitute that is.
34:13 Peyton Hardin? Okay, so what if I substitute it with chicken strips? It's a chicken strip burger then.
34:18 Cameron Kennedy? Burger comes from hamburger. Burger comes from the word hamburger, which is beef.
34:22 Peyton Hardin? You're not understanding.
34:22 Cameron Kennedy? Ham, pork, beef.
34:24 Peyton Hardin? Okay, then why, then why can I, then why can I put turkey on it? And it still be a burger? And I can't put chicken strips on it and it's not a burger?
34:31 Cameron Kennedy? Oven roasted sliced turkey like a deli. It's a turkey burger that's fairly new, first off. Turkey burgers haven't been around forever.
34:38 Peyton Hardin? I'm asking you a simple question. Why can't, no, no, listen. Quickly. If, why can I put turkey on a burger and it's still a burger? But if I put chicken on a burger, it's not a burger.
34:50 Cameron Kennedy? First off, your whole thing is dead because you're saying you're putting chicken on a burger.
34:55 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
34:55 Cameron Kennedy? That's wrong. You're saying it would be a chicken burger. You don't put it on a burger.
34:59 Peyton Hardin? In a burger.
34:59 Cameron Kennedy? A burger, that's my point. A burger is the meat.
35:03 Peyton Hardin? But I don't understand that.
35:04 Cameron Kennedy? Burger is the meat. It is a hamburger.
35:06 Peyton Hardin? No.
35:06 Cameron Kennedy? Or a turkey burger. Yes.
35:09 Peyton Hardin? What's the difference between a burger and a sandwich?
35:11 Cameron Kennedy? I, oh my, I'm about to break this couch.
35:14 Peyton Hardin? You're genuinely not answering me.
35:16 Cameron Kennedy? I've said it twice now. Sandwich, bread, bread, in the middle. Burger is ham burger. That's literally the name. Hamburger. From hamburger meat. Hamburger patty. It's a burger. We just dropped the ham in the 50s. No one's like, hey, buy my hamburger.
35:35 Peyton Hardin? What's the difference between a burger?
35:38 Cameron Kennedy? Holy shit.
35:39 Peyton Hardin? You're not answering me. You're not answering.
35:43 Cameron Kennedy? Is this some sick joke?
37:53 Peyton Hardin? That's just branding. I can call it a burger. Can I get you a Chick-fil-A burger? And they'll be like, yeah.
37:57 Cameron Kennedy? No, they'll be like, what the hell is that?
37:59 Peyton Hardin? Everybody go, everybody go to Chick-fil-A right now and you can say, can I get a Chick-fil-A burger? And they'll say, okay.
38:02 Cameron Kennedy? Cause they.
38:03 Peyton Hardin? They'll say, God bless you. My pleasure. Thank you. And they're like, do you want a little spit shine, dude?
38:07 Cameron Kennedy? They only.
38:07 Peyton Hardin? God bless you, ma.
38:08 Cameron Kennedy? They only serve.
38:09 Peyton Hardin? A milkshake and a bouncy.
38:11 Cameron Kennedy? They only serve one thing. So they're gonna go, oh, God bless that little dumb soul. Yeah, we'll give you our Chick-fil-A sandwich. They're so nice, they're gonna let it slide. Cause they know what you mean, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.
38:21 Peyton Hardin? Sorry.
38:21 Cameron Kennedy? That doesn't mean you're wrong.
38:22 Peyton Hardin? But if I asked for lobster tail, they'd say, we don't have that, right?
38:25 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
38:25 Peyton Hardin? Okay, but if I asked for a Chick-fil-A burger, what would they do? Give me the Chick-fil-A burger.
38:30 Cameron Kennedy? That's because you're a simple, that's because you're a simple squishy ma. Yeah, they're not hitting shit. You're by yourself.
38:34 Peyton Hardin? Hey, hey.
38:34 Cameron Kennedy? You're by yourself. Steve.
38:40 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
38:40 Peyton Hardin? Robbie.
38:41 Cameron Kennedy? Hey, if you went to Chick-fil-A and said, if you went to Chick-fil-A. No. Be a man, Robbie. Be a man. Be a man. Is there a chicken burger? Be a man. Be a man, Robbie. It's time to man up, Rob. It's time to man up.
39:00 Peyton Hardin? Thank you. Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta.
39:05 Cameron Kennedy? Robbie's sold out on me.
39:08 Cameron Kennedy? He's sold out on me. He's sold out on me.
39:09 Peyton Hardin? Okay, we'll keep this going. We'll keep this going on Patreon. We'll keep this going on Patreon.
39:14 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my God, I never thought I'd see this day. Robbie conceded. Oh my God. This is like when the North like went and fought the South. Oh my God.
39:21 Peyton Hardin? What? I don't think they conceded. I think they just got beat.
39:24 Cameron Kennedy? Well, I think they conceded.
39:25 Peyton Hardin? Really?
39:25 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
39:26 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
39:26 Cameron Kennedy? A little bit. They started losing as soon as that Alamo went, they said, oh hell, boys, we better think about throwing that white flag.
39:31 Peyton Hardin? That was a different fight. The Alamo and, and the Civil War were the same thing? The Alamo and, and the Civil War were not the same fight.
39:38 Cameron Kennedy? I think you're right.
39:39 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, that was, that was like Mexico. That was a Mexico issue. That was South and South.
39:43 Cameron Kennedy? Maybe they, they lost and they retreated.
39:45 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, I don't think Davy Crockett saw a slave.
39:47 Cameron Kennedy? San Antonio, just to, just to look at that and then leave because the city sucks.
39:50 Peyton Hardin? I would never go to San Antonio.
39:51 Cameron Kennedy? I'm never going back again. Oh my.
39:53 Peyton Hardin? The only way you get, give me to San Antonio is if Jesus decides to go down there.
39:56 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, if the sky splits and the trumpets play and it's in San Antonio, I'm catching a fly.
40:00 Peyton Hardin? And if, I'm not gonna lie, if Jesus decides to land in San Antonio, I'd be like, woo. Woo, really?
40:05 Cameron Kennedy? You go, man, he really saves anyone.
40:14 Cameron Kennedy? Can I tell you about a TikTok that I saw last week?
40:16 Peyton Hardin? Tell me about a ticky talk you saw last week.
40:17 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, strange thing, when I grew up, I always watched Storage Wars with old pops, old Mike.
40:22 Peyton Hardin? I love Storage Wars, it was such an entertaining show.
40:24 Cameron Kennedy? Oh my god, it was.
40:27 Cameron Kennedy? I love that.
40:28 Peyton Hardin? I never got past the intro, but I loved the intro. It always made me feel like I was going in a Home Depot. It was that same kind of feeling as a kid.
40:35 Cameron Kennedy? You had, even, even, even as a youth, you had a diabolical sense of patience.
40:42 Peyton Hardin? Oh my god, oh, so quick trigger.
40:44 Cameron Kennedy? You're like, "Mmm, not funny, not happy, off next." You go, "Mmm, not cool enough, not good, get off." Oh my god, let it build.
40:53 Peyton Hardin? I would peek over the balcony, I'd be like, "Oh, they're watching, ah, they're still buying." Alright, what happened with the TikTok you watched?
40:59 Cameron Kennedy? So, it's not an auction, but it's this guy, literally just random FYP. This guy buys storage units, abandoned storage units, goes through them, shows what he gets, right? Tries to flip a profit.
41:07 Peyton Hardin? Sounds fun.
41:08 Cameron Kennedy? And he built this like empire out of it. Like he just started doing it randomly and then got like really good and really good. So, he does this unit. He does his intro, "Yeah, we bought this for $840, we're gonna see if we can turn a profit, it's really big."
41:20 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
41:21 Cameron Kennedy? Starts the video. First off, he gloves up, crazy work. He goes to the first box, I sh- not, he opens it. It was a couple of computer chargers and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
41:32 Peyton Hardin? Now that could be valuable, some Yu-Gi cards?
41:34 Cameron Kennedy? So I said, "I'm staying to the end of the video."
41:36 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, oh my god, he's got you now.
41:38 Cameron Kennedy? He's got me. I am now his prime consumer, I'm watching your entire piece of content, sir.
41:43 Peyton Hardin? What happened?
41:44 Cameron Kennedy? He gets the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the next box, simple, it was like another thing of cards and there was like more electronics. I'm like, alright, this is a thing of a nerd, right? He goes to a big box that says shoes. He opens it. Every single pair of shoes in this. Gucci.
41:59 Peyton Hardin? Oh my god.
42:00 Cameron Kennedy? Balenci.
42:01 Peyton Hardin? Oh yeah.
42:02 Cameron Kennedy? Givenchy.
42:02 Peyton Hardin? Oh yeah.
42:04 Cameron Kennedy? Lava. Straight Neiman Marcus shoes, straight designer shoes.
42:09 Peyton Hardin? Nice.
42:09 Cameron Kennedy? And, every single box had the Neiman receipt. Cause at first he was like, "Ah, this is like a car guy that wanted to be really cool and he got fake shoes."
42:17 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
42:18 Cameron Kennedy? So now he's like, "Oh my god, these are authentic."
42:19 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
42:20 Cameron Kennedy? He goes to another box of shoes, all designer.
42:22 Peyton Hardin? Nice, oh, he's coming up.
42:23 Cameron Kennedy? He goes to a box of clothes. All designer belts, wallets, a Louis watch holder, a Louis cologne.
42:30 Peyton Hardin? Who the hell owned this?
42:31 Cameron Kennedy? So at this, at this point, I pause it and I go to the comments.
42:35 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
42:36 Cameron Kennedy? And I only go a couple of them. They're like, oh, bro, what the hell? And he keeps saying the guy's name because the guy's name was Gio.
42:42 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
42:43 Cameron Kennedy? The guy like the unit, the guy that owned his name was Gio. It was on the box.
42:46 Peyton Hardin? Sure.
42:47 Cameron Kennedy? He opens a fourth box. I don't know what, I don't know what to say or what not. There's a triple beam balance scale.
42:54 Peyton Hardin? Oh, my God.
42:56 Cameron Kennedy? There's a passport.
42:56 Peyton Hardin? Oh, yeah, I know what's going on.
42:57 Cameron Kennedy? There's a second passport.
42:58 Peyton Hardin? Oh, my God.
42:59 Cameron Kennedy? There's a third passport. There's like 20 credit cards. There's like a bat, like a, it was, it was a crown bag. There's a crown bag of credit cards.
43:12 Peyton Hardin? He went to get Scarface's storage unit.
43:15 Cameron Kennedy? And the comment said, uh, it was like, thought we were getting a Brennan. We got a Pablo. And I was like, yo, the first box was a, it was a Dell laptop charger, Yu-Gi-Oh cards. There was, this guy was moving weight.
43:28 Peyton Hardin? That's absolutely ignorant of him to post that on the internet.
43:32 Cameron Kennedy? Crazy ignorant of that guy. How did Gio just leave that in the dirt?
43:37 Peyton Hardin? Oh, Gio had to move quickly.
43:39 Cameron Kennedy? Or Gio's behind bars. Gio's behind bars.
43:41 Peyton Hardin? Dead behind bars, right? To leave.
43:42 Cameron Kennedy? Dead behind bars, out of country.
43:44 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
43:44 Cameron Kennedy? Bro, it was such, and it, it didn't hit. It like everything he opened, it was like, it was so funny. Cause the first box was some regular.
43:52 Peyton Hardin? Right.
43:53 Cameron Kennedy? Everything else crazy illegal, crazy expensive. It was like an eight minute TikTok.
43:58 Peyton Hardin? Because you know, now all that's gonna get taken in for evidence and he's gonna lose all the value on that. What were the Yu-Gi-Oh cards there for?
44:05 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, yeah. What are you doing, Gio? In your meantime, slaying bricks? You want a quick little duel?
44:10 Peyton Hardin? He's like.
44:11 Cameron Kennedy? He's like, it's time to duel. I'll do 50 for an eight, but it's time to duel. Bro, it was, it was so like genuine plot twist.
44:21 Peyton Hardin? That's hilarious.
44:21 Cameron Kennedy? Bro, and the comments were kill, every single comment was just playing on the fact that that first box was like regular. Everything else was like paraphernalia.
44:30 Peyton Hardin? That.
44:30 Cameron Kennedy? Unbelievable.
44:31 Peyton Hardin? That makes me think about the people that come up. And I know I we've probably talked about this before, but the people that like find like $200,000 stuffed behind a toilet at an airport dude and turn it in.
44:44 Cameron Kennedy? Go to hell.
44:45 Peyton Hardin? He's the same kind of guy. If you post that on the internet, why do people feel like they need to share their successes like that?
44:52 Cameron Kennedy? Win in silence.
44:53 Peyton Hardin? Win in silence and take it home.
44:55 Cameron Kennedy? If I had to, if I found $200,000 in an airport, I'm not getting on the plane. I'm putting it in my bag and I'm going.
45:03 Peyton Hardin? I'm going to cut my mattress open and stuff it with $200,000.
45:06 Cameron Kennedy? And I'm not touching it for a decade. No one knows where that money's going.
45:09 Peyton Hardin? I'm actually opening a laundry mat and I'm going to funnel that money through it. Yeah. Am I turning into Ozark Marty Bird? I might be.
45:17 Cameron Kennedy? But I'm gonna.
45:19 Cameron Kennedy? What's his name? Ruth?
45:20 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, Ruth.
45:21 Cameron Kennedy? Okay. Now I applaud you. You're better than me. You actually try to wash the money.
45:25 Peyton Hardin? You have to.
45:26 Cameron Kennedy? Circulating. I would literally use that money for petty everyday expenses until it ran out.
45:30 Peyton Hardin? That's the only you could do is gas and groceries.
45:32 Cameron Kennedy? I'm buying a milkshake with that 200 grand. I'm buying a new phone charger and things that I need in my day to day nine to five. That's what the 200 grand is going.
45:39 Peyton Hardin? Well, I'm saying if you use that 200 grand, if you don't want to like turn it into good money, you have to only use it for gas and groceries. You can't use it like you can't go buy a house.
45:48 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
45:48 Peyton Hardin? You can't go buy a car. If I go put that into my laundry mat, guess what? We're coming up on a new house, baby.
45:54 Cameron Kennedy? I don't know. I don't know.
45:55 Peyton Hardin? What?
45:56 Cameron Kennedy? 200 grand. That's.
45:57 Peyton Hardin? I'm not trying to teach people how to be criminals.
45:59 Cameron Kennedy? You go, if I do that, I open a new EIN, I hire someone very low labor. Uh, we're getting surrounded. They're like, they're like, wow, Peyton sure does know a lot about illegal activity.
46:10 Peyton Hardin? Do you know the, I'm not gonna lie. The police department needs to be jailed for what they do to people that that find a lump sum of money and return it to them. The police department's going to hell.
46:21 Cameron Kennedy? No, they are. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't remember where it was. The one story, the guy found like a hundred pounds of cocaine. They gave him a bike. They gave him a mongoose. Oh my God.
46:31 Peyton Hardin? I could have broke this down.
46:32 Cameron Kennedy? This is 13 million. Oh my God. Someone handed in equivalent to 10, 10.
46:38 Peyton Hardin? M's. Yeah.
46:40 Cameron Kennedy? M's to the police department. They gave him a mongoose.
46:43 Peyton Hardin? And I, and I'm, the kid didn't. A slight bit of athletic. He was not getting on that bike. Give the boy a PlayStation or something.
46:50 Cameron Kennedy? Give him a car. Go get him a 08 Civic.
46:53 Peyton Hardin? It's like, actually, give him one of your new police cars. Take the rabbit. You're like, rabbit, take the lights off.
46:58 Cameron Kennedy? Take the lights off, take the big thing. You know, I thought that was a microphone for the longest, that big black thing on the side of cop cars?
47:03 Peyton Hardin? No, that's a light.
47:04 Cameron Kennedy? Never knew that. Thought it was a big speaker.
47:06 Peyton Hardin? You could tell you've never had many run ins.
47:08 Cameron Kennedy? Not really. I'm always just like, yes, sir, I was speeding. Thanks for the warning.
47:16 Cameron Kennedy? Now, we, I, never mind.
47:17 Peyton Hardin? No, say it.
47:18 Cameron Kennedy? I get pulled over with you, I'm driving, they go, honestly, I understand you were trying to get someone to hurry, I'm gonna need your friend to step out.
47:28 Cameron Kennedy? I go, dude, you heard him get out, man. Nothing's gonna go wrong.
47:32 Peyton Hardin? I check his pockets, dude, I'm sure what he's got on him.
47:34 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, no.
47:34 Peyton Hardin? No, no, yeah, yeah, no, it's there. It's right there at the top of that.
47:39 Cameron Kennedy? Now, you brought, you brought up something quite interesting.
47:41 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
47:42 Cameron Kennedy? For 2025, was that?
47:44 Peyton Hardin? No, yeah, I heard it. Hopefully, his mic didn't pick that up.
47:47 Cameron Kennedy? If that would have been, you would have been fired. I thought you ripped one. You brought up 200 grand. And you said something interesting.
47:54 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
47:55 Cameron Kennedy? I'm gonna buy a new house. So for where we live.
47:58 Peyton Hardin? Mm-hmm.
47:59 Cameron Kennedy? And for the year of 2025.
48:01 Peyton Hardin? Right.
48:02 Cameron Kennedy? So those don't happen. Those don't.
48:05 Peyton Hardin? How much your house is?
48:06 Cameron Kennedy? Add up. 200 grand, where we live, 2025. It's not, it's not a love triangle.
48:12 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
48:12 Cameron Kennedy? It is very, very weird trap. You're very low.
48:16 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
48:17 Cameron Kennedy? But it really jogged my thought. How much money in cash, and I want the most honest answer.
48:22 Peyton Hardin? Okay.
48:23 Cameron Kennedy? Like, pure Peyton's heart honesty.
48:24 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
48:26 Cameron Kennedy? In cash, a guy in a suitcase walks in and opens it.
48:29 Peyton Hardin? I hate that. For years, there's a guy been with a suitcase walking in here. For years, there's been one.
48:34 Cameron Kennedy? I gotta set that up one day. I gotta set that up one day. He literally walks in.
48:37 Peyton Hardin? Oh, I would literally.
48:39 Cameron Kennedy? A guy in a suitcase.
48:40 Peyton Hardin? I always imagine him white and bald with glasses, sunglasses.
48:43 Cameron Kennedy? I was thinking black.
48:44 Peyton Hardin? He's like, he's like a skinny Leo Scappy.
48:45 Cameron Kennedy? I was thinking a swole black guy.
48:47 Peyton Hardin? No, no, they don't do that.
48:48 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, yeah, they do.
48:49 Peyton Hardin? No, you don't.
48:50 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, yeah, they do.
48:50 Peyton Hardin? They don't.
48:52 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, yeah, they do.
48:53 Peyton Hardin? Oh, no, they don't.
48:55 Cameron Kennedy? Yes, they do.
48:56 Peyton Hardin? Okay, whatever. Leo Scappy comes in here with a backpack.
48:58 Cameron Kennedy? A black Leo Scappy comes in. We'll get best of both worlds. And he opens it. How much untaxable cash?
49:05 Peyton Hardin? To suck it?
49:06 Cameron Kennedy? Does it take?
49:07 Peyton Hardin? Dude. I told you 500,000. I'll look him in the eyes.
49:09 Cameron Kennedy? You're two in two weeks. You're two in two weeks. You go, hell, bump it up to a mill. You can cord.
49:16 Peyton Hardin? Twitch.com.
49:19 Peyton Hardin? If you took.
49:19 Cameron Kennedy? Live streaming, live streaming.
49:21 Peyton Hardin? 85 gift.
49:23 Cameron Kennedy? You go, Sandra with the tin, hype train.
49:29 Peyton Hardin? Wrong website.
49:31 Cameron Kennedy? Such the wrong website. Oh, my God. You go, make sure. Prime sub right now, no ads, and you get a cool emoji, bottom corner.
49:40 Peyton Hardin? You're like, oh, they keep saying L ads. Should we wait?
49:46 Cameron Kennedy? The look off his, you said, should we wait? No, he opens the.
50:06 Peyton Hardin? Oh, okay. See how he?
50:07 Cameron Kennedy? Chapstick.
50:08 Peyton Hardin? See how he goes too far?
50:10 Cameron Kennedy? Chapstick.
50:11 Peyton Hardin? Too far. Come on, man. No one's thinking chapstick.
50:14 Cameron Kennedy? What were y'all thinking?
50:15 Peyton Hardin? Let's go into your hypothetical. So, Leo, black Leo Scappy comes in here, asks me to suck it on Twitch.
50:20 Cameron Kennedy? Opens briefcase. How much money does it take for you to quit right now?
50:23 Peyton Hardin? Quit what?
50:24 Cameron Kennedy? Your job right now.
50:25 Peyton Hardin? Oh, you already know my number.
50:26 Cameron Kennedy? No, no, no, no.
50:26 Peyton Hardin? You already know my number.
50:27 Cameron Kennedy? I, I.
50:28 Peyton Hardin? You already know my number.
50:29 Cameron Kennedy? I think it's negotiable with if.
50:30 Peyton Hardin? That's not a word you just said. Negotiable is not a word. It's negotiable. You said negotiable.
50:36 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, I threw an extra in there, sue me.
50:37 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
50:38 Cameron Kennedy? Negotiable. I think it becomes negotiable for these two caveats.
50:42 Peyton Hardin? Let's do it.
50:42 Cameron Kennedy? In-your-face cash, because it's gonna be a lot.
50:44 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
50:44 Cameron Kennedy? Untaxable.
50:46 Peyton Hardin? Well, if it's in my face.
50:46 Cameron Kennedy? I think your number drops. I think your number drops.
50:49 Peyton Hardin? No. To quit, like, to never work again? To never do this again?
50:52 Cameron Kennedy? To currently quit. They, no, there's no stipulations. You can start back up, you just can't.
50:56 Peyton Hardin? No, no, no, no. If I'm quitting, I'm never starting back up again. No, no, I'm done, I'm done.
50:59 Cameron Kennedy? You go, no, to hell with their stipulations, this is me.
51:01 Peyton Hardin? My, yeah.
51:01 Cameron Kennedy? This is internal, I'm never working again.
51:03 Peyton Hardin? You already know my number, it's 20 million. Was I 20 million, like, when I'm done?
51:07 Cameron Kennedy? I'm arguing if they have 15 in your grill.
51:10 Peyton Hardin? Oh, and 15, it's gonna be tough to not take it.
51:13 Cameron Kennedy? Cash.
51:13 Peyton Hardin? It's gonna be tough to not take it.
51:14 Cameron Kennedy? I say you take, I literally think you stand up, you flip all of us off, and you go, see?
51:18 Peyton Hardin? Oh, I do more than that.
51:20 Cameron Kennedy? You go, oh, I'm like. Well, you go, you son of a.
51:25 Cameron Kennedy? They go, "Hey, thanks a lot for nothing."
51:28 Peyton Hardin? I think, I think-
51:29 Cameron Kennedy? I think you'd take fifteen.
51:30 Peyton Hardin? Fifteen mil- there is not much I wouldn't do to myself and others for fifteen million.
51:34 Cameron Kennedy? Now, why just say the self part? You can leave that out. Others is fine, that's understandable. What are you doing to yourself for fifteen million?
51:40 Peyton Hardin? Name it. Yup.
51:43 Peyton Hardin? Think about another thing. Think about it. Yup. One more thing about it. Oh, for sure.
51:47 Cameron Kennedy? He said, "Oh, hell, I'd do that for ten." I say you take it fifteen. Now, ask me how much it is.
51:55 Peyton Hardin? To do what? To quit? How much money would it take you to quit working, right now?
51:59 Cameron Kennedy? I want you to take a guess.
52:01 Peyton Hardin? You? I'd say two million.
52:04 Cameron Kennedy? That's close, man.
52:05 Peyton Hardin? Really? That, that's it?
52:07 Cameron Kennedy? I, I probably wouldn't, no, I couldn't, because that's just not sustainable.
52:09 Peyton Hardin? Yeah, it's not. You'd, you'd have to go back to work next year.
52:11 Cameron Kennedy? That's not-
52:12 Peyton Hardin? With your lifestyle? If you give you and your wife two million dollars, it's gone by EOD. Oh, E O, E O Y.
52:18 Cameron Kennedy? You're- Peyton Harden, you think I can spend-
52:21 Peyton Hardin? You give, you give, you give, and I God bless you, I love you all to death. If you give Mama Live- And same access- To the, what she has now. With two million dollars liquid, it is gone.
52:36 Cameron Kennedy? First off, let's imagine that hits my debit, right? My checking account.
52:39 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
52:40 Cameron Kennedy? 1.98 of that is immediately gone. It's immediately gone. To where it's not on a card.
52:46 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
52:47 Cameron Kennedy? I'm leaving twenty thousand dollars on a card.
52:49 Peyton Hardin? For emergencies?
52:50 Cameron Kennedy? 1.98 million is going to accounts-
52:53 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
52:53 Cameron Kennedy? That she can't touch.
52:55 Peyton Hardin? Okay. Now, that's why, that's why I'm saying. You are going to see Mama Live's Pilates studio in, in, in Los Angeles-
53:02 Cameron Kennedy? She didn't have a chain.
53:03 Peyton Hardin? By next week. All your money's gone. All your, all your money's gone.
53:08 Cameron Kennedy? No, I love her to death.
53:09 Peyton Hardin? She's like, "Oh my God, I wanted dogs, I bought thirty of them."
53:12 Cameron Kennedy? She goes, "God, this fits great, I got two in every color."
53:15 Peyton Hardin? She goes, "Ah, I bought the Uniqlo."
53:21 Cameron Kennedy? The whole store.
53:22 Peyton Hardin? I bought it. God.
53:24 Cameron Kennedy? There just really wasn't too many things I didn't like in there, so I just said, "I'll take everything." No, there's no way in hell, there's genuinely no way that I could spend $2 million in five months.
53:35 Peyton Hardin? I could, I could quickly, I could quickly spend $2 million today.
53:39 Cameron Kennedy? That's, and that's a different like, what are you, no you, from right now.
53:44 Peyton Hardin? I would buy, I would buy a plane for $2 million.
53:46 Cameron Kennedy? From four o'clock to the, it took, there's no way you're spending $2 million in eight hours.
53:51 Peyton Hardin? I could.
53:51 Cameron Kennedy? Like in real life.
53:52 Peyton Hardin? That would be ignorantly easy to spend $2 million. I, I could spend $2 million, I could spend $2 million in 10 minutes.
53:57 Cameron Kennedy? No, I understand you can.
53:59 Peyton Hardin? I would, I, if I, if I.
54:00 Cameron Kennedy? That's what I disagree.
54:01 Peyton Hardin? I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, but I'm saying, I, I can easily.
54:04 Cameron Kennedy? If it's a challenge, we can all do that.
54:06 Peyton Hardin? No, what's the, I could, I could spend $2 million quicker than anybody you've ever met.
54:11 Cameron Kennedy? No.
54:11 Peyton Hardin? Anybody except your wife. Anybody you've ever met other than your wife, I could spend $2 million. Oh my God, so easy. But okay, speaking of relationships and your wife, right? You know, you've been in a, you've been, dude, it's all coiled up.
54:23 Cameron Kennedy? No, you're, no, it's wrapped like, it's wrapped like a garden hose.
54:26 Peyton Hardin? Good morning to you. Oh my God. It's like.
54:30 Cameron Kennedy? It's like a slinky, straight out the package.
54:31 Peyton Hardin? Oh my God, it's like, it's like a snake when it gets, when it starts to constrict around a gator's neck.
54:37 Cameron Kennedy? I was gonna say when it starts to shed its summer skin.
54:39 Peyton Hardin? Oh dude, have you ever shed it off, you ever shed it off the peen?
54:42 Cameron Kennedy? Shed off, no, I had sideburns a couple times though.
54:45 Peyton Hardin? Ooh.
54:46 Cameron Kennedy? Why? Gotta get rid of those.
54:48 Peyton Hardin? Sideburns?
54:49 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
54:50 Peyton Hardin? Like the hair?
54:52 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
54:54 Peyton Hardin? You had a sideburn shaft?
54:56 Cameron Kennedy? No, my Johnson had sideburns.
54:58 Peyton Hardin? You had, you had, you had, what, you, you, your shaft looked like Elvis Presley.
55:04 Cameron Kennedy? I had mutton chops on my genitalia and I had to take it.
55:08 Peyton Hardin? How far does it grow up? Say this is a, grow up, how far, say this is.
55:11 Cameron Kennedy? Is that the base or the tip?
55:12 Peyton Hardin? Ooh, God bless you, okay, um, say, this is the tip.
55:17 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
55:17 Peyton Hardin? How far, this is the base. This is the base.
55:20 Cameron Kennedy? Hey, use the whole mic, man.
55:21 Peyton Hardin? No, that's about it. So, say this is the base, say this is the tip. Tell me when to stop, when the hair stops.
55:28 Cameron Kennedy? Stop.
55:30 Peyton Hardin? You're, you're right below the foreskin.
55:33 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah.
55:35 Peyton Hardin? Kim, you are a barbarian.
55:37 Cameron Kennedy? I said, I do come from Slavic backgrounds.
55:39 Peyton Hardin? Are you being so for real?
55:40 Cameron Kennedy? In a different lifetime, I'd jump off a boat and be ready to someone. Now, I don't know if that word can stay, and I'm sorry.
55:46 Peyton Hardin? I'm gonna be muted, but.
55:47 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
55:47 Peyton Hardin? Wow, bubba.
55:48 Cameron Kennedy? Don't look down there.
55:49 Peyton Hardin? You have a winter coat.
55:50 Cameron Kennedy? Don't look down there. Oh, I have, I have, I wear that winter coat in the heat of summer.
55:54 Peyton Hardin? Oh, my God, no.
55:55 Cameron Kennedy? Now, I'm, now, now, let me be honest. I haven't seen him in a while.
55:58 Peyton Hardin? That's why it's, you smell like.
56:03 Cameron Kennedy? Wow. Wow, what a word. What usage and what sensitivity. So personal. He's told the earth that sometimes I, when I smell so bad, I stink, I smell like semen.
56:17 Peyton Hardin? We literally just talked about that last week. It's, it's so public. That's so public information. It's, actually, I just saw it on TikTok today.
56:25 Cameron Kennedy? I thought that was only going on the.
56:27 Peyton Hardin? No, that, no. Right? Now.
56:31 Cameron Kennedy? The mutton chops are gone, by the way, just, that was, that was like a.
56:33 Peyton Hardin? Oh, did you get like a laser?
56:34 Cameron Kennedy? It was like a prepubescent thing. I used to have them.
56:36 Peyton Hardin? Oh, so it like fell out?
56:37 Cameron Kennedy? Yeah, I guess I, he was just growing and then kind of natural selection, like Darwin.
56:41 Peyton Hardin? I'm sorry.
56:41 Cameron Kennedy? There's like a finch. It said, hey, we don't really need that.
56:43 Peyton Hardin? I, I, I understand. You have a strong hairline. Now.
56:51 Peyton Hardin? Now, you were just talking about you and, and your wife, right?
56:53 Cameron Kennedy? Beautiful wife.
56:55 Peyton Hardin? All right. Like, no one was like, eh, like.
56:58 Cameron Kennedy? You were talking about you and your ugly bride.
56:59 Peyton Hardin? You're like, you should. Not to me. Like, all right, like, no, no one was. All right. I was thinking about relationships.
57:06 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
57:07 Peyton Hardin? Me in relationships, I am very insecure. That's why I've been single for a long time.
57:11 Cameron Kennedy? Now, that's too long, but that's okay. That's okay.
57:13 Peyton Hardin? Don't say that.
57:14 Cameron Kennedy? No, I didn't mean that as a dig. I didn't mean too long as a dig. I meant like you need, like, you, you're very deserving. That's what I meant. I was uplifting you as a brother.
57:21 Peyton Hardin? I don't know if that's true, but.
57:22 Cameron Kennedy? It is.
57:22 Peyton Hardin? I am very insecure in relationships.
57:24 Cameron Kennedy? A little too much.
57:25 Peyton Hardin? Now. I had this thought come up. And I want to know how you'd feel about it. How would you feel if you went into your significant other's phone? And you went to their music app? And they had a playlist in there that was made by their ex? And they still listened to it with you? How would you feel about that?
57:46 Cameron Kennedy? Wouldn't be bothered in the slightest.
57:49 Peyton Hardin? Dude, you're so, you are, you are so fake confident right now?
57:53 Cameron Kennedy? No, I'm not. Now, listen, I have one caveat. If it's a, let me you down nice and crisp.
57:59 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
57:59 Cameron Kennedy? Delete it.
58:00 Peyton Hardin? She's literally in the car with you like, take you down.
58:03 Cameron Kennedy? Like, I wanna ride it.
58:05 Peyton Hardin? I'd be like, no, no.
58:06 Cameron Kennedy? And she's like, Demetris.
58:08 Peyton Hardin? You're like, who?
58:08 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, if she name dropped in a Knockin' Boots song while I'm driving my K5? Oh, no shot.
58:15 Peyton Hardin? But you might as well have that thought with any song. Every song is attached to a memory, Cam. And he took
58:20 Cameron Kennedy? That's not true.
58:21 Peyton Hardin? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
58:22 Cameron Kennedy? Okay, I get you're DJP, you like music, it's almost orgasmic for you. I understand.
58:27 Peyton Hardin? Music is the most intimate thing in a relationship, almost. Music is the soundtrack of our lives, Cam. And you are sharing that soundtrack of her ex-life with your current life.
58:38 Cameron Kennedy? Hey, Disney boy, shut the up. Yeah, music's the soundtrack of our life.
58:45 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
58:46 Cameron Kennedy? So when I die, they're gonna play a Gunna edit over my life? No, but I like the way the guy sounds and he rides a beat.
58:52 Peyton Hardin? Yes or no? Can I turn on Better Man by P and D and Rick Ross? What do you think of?
58:57 Cameron Kennedy? Seven.
58:57 Peyton Hardin? You think of college? Cause that was the soundtrack of our college years.
59:00 Cameron Kennedy? Cause we played a lot. I understand that.
59:01 Peyton Hardin? Cream soda Fayco. What are you gonna think about?
59:05 Cameron Kennedy? What do you think about?
59:06 Peyton Hardin? Black Hawk Casino, $20 hand, it's all or nothing. Music is intimate, bro. We just shared a relationship. Now imagine, no, shut up. Now imagine, right? That song reminded us of our bonding time. Imagine if I was listening to a Pierce. Wouldn't that hurt a little bit?
59:23 Cameron Kennedy? No, because some, first off, to say all songs, it completely incorrect. Some songs are attached to memories. You might have discovered this song or overplayed the hell out of a song during a specific time.
59:34 Peyton Hardin? Right.
59:34 Cameron Kennedy? Not all songs.
59:35 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
59:35 Cameron Kennedy? Play a playlist?
59:37 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
59:37 Cameron Kennedy? Again, actual, not cool. Any other playlist?
59:40 Peyton Hardin? Say it was a mix of all genres in one playlist. He Your, your wife's ex created this-
59:46 Cameron Kennedy? Nah, relax.
59:47 Peyton Hardin? Your wife's ex-man created this playlist, took the time out of his day to make this playlist, thinking of her, gives it to her, now years later, y'all are in the car, playing that together.
1:00:00 Cameron Kennedy? It's just music. It's literally just music. They're not texting, they're not snapping, he's completely out of the picture.
1:00:05 Peyton Hardin? Where does the line stop, Cam? Where does the line stop?
1:00:08 Cameron Kennedy? What do you mean?
1:00:09 Peyton Hardin? Where's the, where's it, when is it too far?
1:00:11 Cameron Kennedy? If it's a sex, if it's-
1:00:12 Peyton Hardin? Well, what if it's rap music and that actual bar is in there?
1:00:15 Cameron Kennedy? I listen to that on the 24/7.
1:00:17 Peyton Hardin? But it wasn't made for you.
1:00:19 Cameron Kennedy? The songs weren't made for her either. It, that is-
1:00:21 Peyton Hardin? But they were directed to her.
1:00:22 Cameron Kennedy? That is a, that is such a normal social gesture.
1:00:26 Peyton Hardin? How?
1:00:26 Cameron Kennedy? Music is about the sound and the taste of music. If you wanna think emotions like you, that's on you. Me, I hear music and I take it. That's no different than if, that's no different between, like, suggesting someone to read a book, or to watch a Netflix series.
1:00:41 Peyton Hardin? Okay, say-
1:00:42 Cameron Kennedy? Share music that you like with someone.
1:00:43 Peyton Hardin? Okay, say, say her ex was a small forward for the, for the San Antonio Spurs.
1:00:51 Cameron Kennedy? What are we doing?
1:00:51 Peyton Hardin? You look in the closet, there's San Antonio Spurs practice shorts in there. You can't get those at the gift shop.
1:00:55 Cameron Kennedy? Okay.
1:00:56 Peyton Hardin? It's just clothes, right?
1:00:57 Cameron Kennedy? No, that's different. You're keeping his clothes. That is a physical, tangible, the song was not made for him. He did not buy the song, he liked the song, so he sent it to her.
1:01:06 Peyton Hardin? He downloaded it and put it in a curated playlist that had her name on it.
1:01:09 Cameron Kennedy? He earned those [bleep] shorts.
1:01:11 Peyton Hardin? I'm s-
1:01:11 Cameron Kennedy? He earned those shorts.
1:01:13 Peyton Hardin? So did she.
1:01:13 Cameron Kennedy? He earned, he earned those shorts, she earned it, those belong in the bonfire. The music will stay for eternity, and it's not his song.
1:01:22 Peyton Hardin? Music is more intimate than coitus for me. Music is more intimate than the actual act.
1:01:28 Cameron Kennedy? Music is more intimate-
1:01:31 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
1:01:31 Cameron Kennedy? Than the actual act.
1:01:33 Peyton Hardin? Yes. Dude, because that isn't, like, you can just physically do the act. Music is not just physical. That is a, a, a, that is a emotional thing. Music moves you to, music moves you to tears. It moves you to happiness. It moves you to thoughts.
1:01:49 Cameron Kennedy? There's either one of two things happening.
1:01:51 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
1:01:52 Cameron Kennedy? You're listening to [bleep] that I've never heard, or you're having [bleep] that I can't comprehend. For you to say, just a physical act, but music, it hits your, it hits your medulla, it hits your inner cerebral, you're either, you're either weird or you're listening to things I've never heard. And there's no, there's no line. There's music out there that I can't even conceptualize, or you're having some strange, buddy. Cause for me, give me over sound, day and night.
1:02:21 Peyton Hardin? You genuinely would not have a problem with that?
1:02:24 Cameron Kennedy? I think I've had to music 10 times in my life. I think I have had to mu, I have had to the movie Grown Ups more than I've had to music. The amount of times I'm in the act with Olivia and I look up, and I look up, and I see Grown Ups.
1:02:42 Peyton Hardin? Confession, confession time, I've had to our podcast.
1:02:51 Cameron Kennedy? Thank you all for coming after that. No, you haven't. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, I need, I need you to get on your mic.
1:02:58 Peyton Hardin? Oh, yeah.
1:02:58 Cameron Kennedy? Cause if you sit here on the stand.
1:02:59 Peyton Hardin? It's in my YouTube recommended.
1:03:00 Cameron Kennedy? In front of God and Pierce.
1:03:02 Peyton Hardin? It took too long, it was in my YouTube recommended.
1:03:03 Cameron Kennedy? If you say that it was not an accident, if you physically clicked the button on one of our episodes, and then proceeded to make love, or animalistic pleasures, you are a sinful wicked creature. That's, no, that's no.
1:03:17 Peyton Hardin? She missed the Monday upload. I started playing it, and then I guess she liked the intro. No, no, no, no, she hasn't watched the episode. She was like, I have never seen this.
1:03:31 Cameron Kennedy? You chose, I want, I want you to hear this. You chose to put not only yours, but my face and the voice.
1:03:41 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
1:03:41 Cameron Kennedy? In the same room.
1:03:42 Peyton Hardin? Yeah.
1:03:44 Cameron Kennedy? While Boonda is shaking.
1:03:46 Peyton Hardin? You, hey, the Go Peta really helped with the rhythm, if you know what I mean.
1:03:49 Cameron Kennedy? Say, Go Peta, you hit, you hit.
1:03:51 Peyton Hardin? I was like, thanks Pierce.
1:03:53 Cameron Kennedy? No, no, no. You look up at the screen, Pierce is like, Go Peta, Go Peta, Go Peta. Oh, my God. No.
1:04:03 Peyton Hardin? You really wouldn't have a problem with that?
1:04:05 Cameron Kennedy? Bro, it's no different. Hey, watch this Netflix series, it's great. Hey, listen to this album drop, it's fantastic.
1:04:10 Peyton Hardin? First time she watches that movie though, it's like their first date movie though. That's her first date movie, it's the same thing.
1:04:15 Cameron Kennedy? How am I gonna get mad? How am I gonna get mad, right?
1:04:17 Peyton Hardin? You don't have to get mad, you can get hurt.
1:04:19 Cameron Kennedy? But you're letting it hurt you. How am I gonna get hurt if the first time she watched Transformers was with her ex? But that ended up being her favorite movie of all time?
1:04:27 Peyton Hardin? That explains a lot. No wonder you don't have a problem with Liv watching all those Duke Dennis videos in the living room. I was wondering why I saw Captain Atlanta on your big screen? That's tough. It was the cipher too and she was rapping it.
1:04:41 Peyton Hardin? I said, Liv, you got a bag. Hold on. Oh, it's Duke. I get it.
1:04:47 Peyton Hardin? It's alright. He's an attractive guy.
1:04:52 Cameron Kennedy? He's a good looking dude. Though the crazy part is, there really was one of his vlogs on the TV.
1:04:59 Peyton Hardin? 24 hours in Houston? I was just in Houston.
1:05:03 Cameron Kennedy? I enjoyed watching it too though, but... Oh no! No, that's, now that sounds wicked. That sounded wicked.
1:05:09 Peyton Hardin? That's what that chair in your bedroom's for.
1:05:14 Peyton Hardin? It's starting to turn into Patreon, real quick. Okay, alright, let's get out of here, man.
1:05:20 Cameron Kennedy? Alright, we absolutely love and appreciate every single one of you coming back. Episode 172. As we have teased Wednesday, we're gonna give the full recap of Vegas and Phoenix trips. That is on the Koala Club. That is right there in the description. Amazing community. Go join it right now. Posts literally almost every single day of the week. It's amazing. Get all your content there. But that first link in the description, we're still on tour, baby. We got the whole east coast. We got down south and then we even got some stuff outside of the USA.
1:05:51 Peyton Hardin? Yes, that announcement's coming soon, by the way. Whenever we're doing that.
1:05:56 Cameron Kennedy? But that link is also in the description, right below. Get your tickets. There's still tickets to majority of the shows. There's not a ton left, so you gotta hurry up. Get those. Secure your spot to the Peyton vs. Cam World Tour. And see who's gonna win in a city near you. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's secret code.
1:06:17 Peyton Hardin? What is it? Let me know. Tell me.
1:06:19 Cameron Kennedy? MOS.
1:06:20 Peyton Hardin? MOS.
1:06:21 Cameron Kennedy? M-O-S.
1:06:23 Peyton Hardin? Is it music over...
1:06:27 Cameron Kennedy? Music over.
1:06:28 Peyton Hardin? Well.
1:06:28 Cameron Kennedy? I don't agree with it, but I'll appreciate and you'll get your good karma if you put moss. This freak bag thinks that you you think Justin Bieber's better than.
1:06:36 Peyton Hardin? Yes.
1:06:37 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, my God.
1:06:38 Peyton Hardin? Have you heard Confident? She's confident. Oh, no, no. Have you heard Company by Justin Bieber?
1:06:45 Cameron Kennedy? Oh, my gosh.
1:06:46 Peyton Hardin? That's not.
1:06:46 Cameron Kennedy? The whole Music Mondays.
1:06:48 Peyton Hardin? Oh, my God, journal, the whole jour- I would rather listen to journals on repeat for the rest of my life than ever touch again. Get us out of here. Remember, what I sing, Gualabears, don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time in a city near you.
1:07:02 Cameron Kennedy? I swear to God, I'll take and I'll never listen to JB again.
1:07:05 Peyton Hardin? Mute that S word every time, but.
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