Ask, Tell, Confess: Webcam Girls Tell Us Their Strangest Requests

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven dives into a chaotic mix of laughs, confessions, and outrageous stories. The conversation revolves around makeup mishaps, Halloween costume fails, and their brand-new live show We Saw It Online, streaming soon on Twitch and YouTube. Things take a wild turn as they unpack bizarre fetishes—from a man with a morbid curiosity to the infamous “rubber glove guy” and “bug squishing guy.” Bunnie Xo reminisces about her childhood obsession with Boy George, while Hailee reads a jaw-dropping listener story involving a customer who wanted someone to wrap their hair in underwear. The episode wraps up on a high note as Brayden steals the spotlight with his hilarious Michael Jackson dance. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  I just figured blackmails, it's giving, and then I had to go dramatic with the makeup because his makeup's dramatic.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, you you captured his wing.

• 0:29Speaker 00

  Thanks, thanks.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  Someone said, I look like Smore.

• 0:34Bunnie XO?

  Saw that, I tagged you.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  Tag me up.

• 0:37Bunnie XO?

  It said, I mean this in the most respectful way, why does Smore look like Haley? Haley goes, it's the eyelashes. You guys do have the same eyes, he's beautiful, Smore's gorgeous.

• 0:48Speaker 00

  That's why I told her, I was like, I had to go elegant with the eyes because Smore has beautiful makeup.

• 0:52Bunnie XO?

  Smore, I like your eyes like that, by the way, they look really good.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Like old Mimi.

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Bro, I haven't put liner, yeah, I haven't put liner in my waterline in at least eight years.

• 1:01Bunnie XO?

  No, I love it, all day I've been looking at you like.

• 1:06Speaker 00

  You're gonna do it in the makeup? Look at our aesthetic.

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  That is my fantasy.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  We know.

• 1:11Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I'll fuck hard in the makeup.

• 1:24Bunnie XO?

  Doesn't Jaime look like a dad sometimes?

• 1:27Speaker 01

  All time.

• 1:28Speaker 03

  I get that a lot, actually.

• 1:30Bunnie XO?

  Are we, are we recording?

• 1:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31Bunnie XO?

  Okay, all right, did you get the fuck hard too?

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Am I hard?

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends, welcome to another episode of Ask, Tell.

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  I can't even do it right now.

• 2:01Speaker 00

  You started so strong.

• 2:03Bunnie XO?

  I can't, I can't even get there right now. I caught a glimpse of myself in the iPad and I was like,

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  come on.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  Hi guys, happy hella frickin' weeners.

• 2:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, Halloweeners.

• 2:17Bunnie XO?

  Halloweeners, baby. My dog is staring at me right now. He's like, who are you? You sound like my mom? Not sure if it is my mom. You all right bud?

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  All right, there's spooky shit going on in the fucking studio tonight. We have had a week, we have had a week, guys, but.

• 2:39Speaker 00

  His little tooth hanging out.

• 2:40Bunnie XO?

  He's feeling it too, he's feeling it too. But I just want to start this Ask Talk and Fess Off with a big surprise. If you are subbed to my Twitch, which is Who The Fuck Is Bunny? Who TF is Bunny? Or if you are subbed to my Kick, The Bunny XO.

• 3:01Bunnie XO?

  You would have seen that we did our first livestream last night, baby. Yeah, we have came up with a new show for you guys that we are only going to stream on those sites and over off on my Bunny XO YouTube called We Saw It Online. And it's just for you guys. We literally get to talk about everything and anything. Celebrities, frickin' hurricanes going on, which Jamaica, we love you guys. We are praying for you.

• 3:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just, I just.

• 3:36Speaker 00

  That was so scary.

• 3:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, scary, scary. Um, anything, odd news. I mean, I'm gonna talk about myself if I'm in the headlines. Like, we'll talk about everything. It's gonna be so much fun.

• 3:47Speaker 00

  Imagine like if you were a fan back in the day and we just took propaganda and made it 10 times bigger and better.

• 3:53Bunnie XO?

  Popaganda on steroids, if you guys are OG followers. Um, mixed with a little bit of like Joan Rivers' old show. Uh, like the Fashion Police and stuff like that. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna have fun with it. Hopefully the you guys will enjoy it too and be able to come over there and hang out with us. And yeah, so. Don't miss the next one. It's gonna drop every Thursday. Don't miss it. If you want to know the times, all you have to do is just sub to either one of those sites and you will always know. So yeah, we're super excited about that. And if you can't tell, we are excited for frickin' Halloween, baby.

• 4:28Bunnie XO?

  You guys look cute.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 4:30Bunnie XO?

  Who are you guys dressed up as?

• 4:32Speaker 01

  I'm Crunch.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  I am Smore.

• 4:36Bunnie XO?

  And I'm in love.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:38Bunnie XO?

  Those are my babies. I walked in the house today. I knew something was up because I'm pulling in my house and I see Jaime at the driveway and I'm like, why is Jaime meeting me outside? And then I get closer and I see he has his camera in his hand and I'm like, okay, I'm like, what's going on? And he's like, ah, they have a surprise for you. And I'm like, I don't like, did they dress up as Jelly and Bunny? And he's like, you'll see. And so I go in and then they're just sitting there Crunch and Smore. It was the cutest thing.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  Eating watermelon.

• 5:03Bunnie XO?

  Eating watermelon. And then we took them outside to see Crunch and Smore. My cows have had fucking, listen, somebody called them hoodlum highlands the other day and that's they're straight up gang, gang members.

• 5:15Speaker 00

  Yes, they are.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  My freaking cows are gang gang. Like, they are not sweet, docile creatures like I thought they were gonna be. They are fricking insane.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  He is, uh, he's very rough and rowdy.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  Crunchy is, is a gangster dude.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Me?

• 5:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, you shit on a pumpkin.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  You put your horn in my ass.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  You asked for it.

• 5:41Speaker 04

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• 6:11Speaker 01

  You liked it, didn't you?

• 6:12Bunnie XO?

  You liked it. No, Crunchy is very rowdy. I, if he gets you out there, he wants to play. He starts bucking and he just think-

• 6:19Speaker 00

  Came for Jaime today.

• 6:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, the, yeah, we got it all on video. So we'll definitely be releasing that too. And if you guys didn't see the video that I posted on TikTok of him shitting on a pumpkin, just go to my TikTok, X O M G, it's Bunny. Go check that out. But, so we had a little thing that we wanted- To do today because we're getting back into the regular Ask Tell Confesses. As you guys know, if you're new members here, we, what we do is every Friday, we drop Ask Tell Confess. If you are a sub now of YouTube, we have YouTube subscribers now, baby. It's called the XO Club. Um, you can join that at any time. You get ad free podcasts, unedited podcasts. There's so many perks. But also one of the perks is being able to be, um, part of Ask Tell Confess.

• 7:05Bunnie XO?

  Every week you guys can write in, call in, or, um, be anonymous. And we will start giving you guys an email that you can email so that you, other people don't have to see. It's you telling us like these crazy confessions. Um, but this week we kind of wanted to do something a little different while we start stacking up the Ask Tell Confesses, um, in the subs. And I came across this thread on the interwebs that had me in tears. It was so freaking funny. Me being an ex webcam girl, I could relate with all of this. Like it was crazy. The thread was crazy things that customers have asked these webcam girls to do. And these girls told all.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  I wasn't prepared.

• 7:48Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I love them. I've had some weird requests as a cam, as a webcam girl. One time, um, there was this guy, he used to come in my room all the time and he would give me a lot of like money, like tip me. Cause on webcam, I used to work for my free cams. Um, you can go into the chat rooms. You can do privates. You can make a lot of fucking money, like 500, whatever, 500,000 an hour. It just depends on what your rate is, whatever they want to give you. Um, we used to do privates all the time. Everything was great, but I never saw his face, never saw his face, never heard him speak. And like anytime I would do something, like if he would take me in a private, I couldn't see anything.

• 8:29Bunnie XO?

  And it was just me kind of entertaining him, but not getting a response where normally I could either see them or see what they were doing. Or like hear them. This person was always not, he wouldn't make any noise or anything.

• 8:41Speaker 00

  Don't like that.

• 8:43Bunnie XO?

  So after he had been coming in for a few weeks, this man asked me to hang myself on the back of my door.

• 8:54Bunnie XO?

  And he said he would give me five grand to do it. I was like, how would I know if I survived to get the five grand? Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 00

  I'd be faking it so quick.

• 9:04Bunnie XO?

  I blocked him after that. I was like, that's just too, and listen, I'm not here to yuck anybody's yum. I love hearing about fetishes. I love partaking in fetishes, some of the fetishes, but

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  I draw the line and hang in yourself. You know, like, there's, there's just, yeah.

• 9:20Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 9:21Bunnie XO?

  Trigger warning.

• 9:22Speaker 00

  Well, isn't there a whole kink for chloroform?

• 9:24Bunnie XO?

  Listen, there's a kink for everything. You could freaking stick a toe in a light socket and that's a freaking fetish. There's like, there's people who bang. There's people who are, people right now would be completely fetishized with you, dude.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  Please.

• 9:41Bunnie XO?

  Is that the word fetishized? Yeah. Cause you're, is it, isn't that the word, Jaime fetishized?

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Fetish.

• 9:47Bunnie XO?

  Or something like that? Anyways, they would be in love with you guys because you guys are like plushies right now.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  Isn't this what furries do?

• 9:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:55Speaker 00

  They're basically furries.

• 9:56Bunnie XO?

  Just fucking open up that trap door in the back of that outfit, bend over and take it.

• 10:00Speaker 00

  Jason said he wanted to check my uterus later.

• 10:03Bunnie XO?

  Listen, this is my fantasy.

• 10:07Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 10:08Speaker 00

  She literally was like, you guys gonna fuck later in that?

• 10:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like I would. If Jay was here, we'd be banging right now in this makeup.

• 10:16Speaker 00

  We know.

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  Oof.

• 10:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  Plastered all over my face. Somebody said I look like Chris Motionless.

• 10:24Bunnie XO?

  I was like, let's not start that again. God. I've already been in the headlines enough this week. I'm over it. Yeah, I'm over it. Like, could I, I just want to disappear and never be in the headlines again.

• 10:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:35Bunnie XO?

  Completely fine with it. God. Jaime.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Yes, ma'am.

• 10:41Bunnie XO?

  Do you have any fetishes?

• 10:43Speaker 03

  No, actually I don't.

• 10:44Bunnie XO?

  Yes, you do. You have a cat fetish.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  We've, I do love my cats.

• 10:48Bunnie XO?

  But in a weird way.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, actually it's, yeah.

• 10:51Speaker 00

  It's a little, sometimes it can get a little concerning.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Not, you're telling me.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  Have you ever made out with a cat?

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 10:59Bunnie XO?

  I French kissed Chachi before.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  I get very close. I just grab my cat's face and just kiss him, you know?

• 11:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  It's it's an addiction almost. I'm a

• 11:07Speaker 00

  It was the same thing all the time.

• 11:09Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I'll make out with Chachi right now. This is my frickin' son. I birthed him.

• 11:13Speaker 00

  Chachi comes over with black paint on his face.

• 11:15Bunnie XO?

  I birthed this dude like he and he lets me kiss him. I love him. No, but you don't have any fetishes like in bed or with Brooke or anything?

• 11:22Speaker 00

  Do you like her feet?

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  Like most dudes like schoolgirl outfits or like.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I like Brooke's feet, but it's not like I don't need him to get off. That makes sense.

• 11:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  I think a fetish is like you absolutely like it's like you need it to get off. I just appreciate her pretty feet. Cause she got pretty feet.

• 11:41Speaker 00

  I don't think I have anything that's like has to be that.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:45Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't have anything that has to be that, but I have things that I like. So I mean, it's like would like.

• 11:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. What does that be? Give it a goog. Ask, ask chat what?

• 11:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  If a fetish has to be a particular thing that gets you off, like what's the actual definition of a fetish?

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  Anything. I'm asexual.

• 12:05Bunnie XO?

  You're not. You love getting digged down.

• 12:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:09Bunnie XO?

  Hey, Sunny.

• 12:12Speaker 05

  Hey there. Always great to hear from you. What's on your mind today?

• 12:15Bunnie XO?

  Can you tell me what the definition of a fetish is?

• 12:19Speaker 05

  Absolutely. So a fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part, or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing. It's usually something that goes beyond what people might consider typical turn-ons, and it can be a key part of someone's sexuality. Let me know if you want to dive deeper.

• 12:39Bunnie XO?

  Is a fetish something that has to be done every time you're in a scenario? Or is it just something you prefer?

• 12:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, great question. A fetish doesn't necessarily have to be something that you need every single time.

• 12:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think so. So I guess we all have our own little fetishes.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  I love sex outside. I love men in makeup. I love Boy George. Huh?

• 13:02Speaker 00

  She loves that vintage porn.

• 13:04Bunnie XO?

  That can never happen to me. You love vintage porn. That's a fetish.

• 13:07Speaker 00

  Play though.

• 13:08Bunnie XO?

  I love oiled up people in porn. That's a fetish.

• 13:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  What's considered vintage porn?

• 13:14Bunnie XO?

  I'll send you some. No, explain to the listeners at home what vintage porn is. This woman, okay, can we tell them your whack off habit?

• 13:23Speaker 01

  No. No, because my grandma watches this.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  Nanny, turn it off.

• 13:27Bunnie XO?

  Grandma, turn it off.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 13:30Bunnie XO?

  What is vintage porn?

• 13:32Speaker 01

  It's just porn like before, like the nineties is my favorite, like seventies, eighties.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  Do they have bush?

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Some.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Do you like bush?

• 13:41Speaker 01

  I don't really care.

• 13:43Bunnie XO?

  See, I can't.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  I like these.

• 13:45Speaker 00

  Is your bush straight or curly?

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Is mine?

• 13:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:51Bunnie XO?

  I don't have a bush.

• 13:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, but when you, have you ever had?

• 13:53Bunnie XO?

  I don't think I've ever seen.

• 13:55Speaker 00

  Have you guys not seen that online right now that girls are finding out that some have straight and some have curly?

• 13:59Speaker 01

  Mine's curly.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  I can't grow mine out that long. I just can't do it. It's, no.

• 14:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, I feel like mine's like straightish.

• 14:07Bunnie XO?

  Do you have bush beams?

• 14:08Speaker 00

  Well, I don't, if I had some, it would be like on the straighter side.

• 14:12Bunnie XO?

  Are you a fucking bushwhacker?

• 14:14Speaker 00

  No, it won't grow in thick. Like you know how some people you can't even see skin?

• 14:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, mine's not like that either.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, no, you can see my skin all the way, even if I have hair.

• 14:22Bunnie XO?

  It gets there. It gets there. If you let it grow.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  I don't let mine grow that long.

• 14:25Speaker 00

  I feel like I let mine grow pretty far, especially after babies and I still like, it doesn't fill in. Yeah, it just, she said.

• 14:36Bunnie XO?

  Like, why are we even trying? Like, there's some times that I'll go without like shaving my legs forever, but I will always have my vagina shaved. There's no way I cannot. I also don't have a lot of hair though, either, so.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  No, you are a hairless cat.

• 14:49Bunnie XO?

  I get that from Bill.

• 14:51Speaker 00

  You are a literal seal. Like Jaime is the softest person I've ever touched. I touched his arm the other day and it felt like a literal seal.

• 14:59Bunnie XO?

  He said facts.

• 15:01Speaker 00

  It was crazy.

• 15:02Bunnie XO?

  What do you use? What products do you use?

• 15:03Speaker 03

  Nothing. Um, if anything, I'll use some like the non-scented Lubriderm. But I already, I use that like maybe like once, uh, like a week maybe.

• 15:11Bunnie XO?

  You're Asian though, right?

• 15:12Speaker 03

  No, no, I'm Mexican.

• 15:13Bunnie XO?

  You're Mexican? I was gonna say Asians have the best skin though, don't they? I didn't know if you had a little bit of Asian in you too.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  No, I got, I still gotta do the, what do you do? Like pee in a cup? Are you poop in a cup where they tell you who you are or something?

• 15:25Speaker 00

  It's a swab in your mouth, my guy.

• 15:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, who's shitting in a cup for ancestry?

• 15:30Speaker 03

  I'm not pooping in anything. I'm just saying.

• 15:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you poop everywhere. Jaime, you poop everywhere. You're like my husband.

• 15:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's actually.

• 15:39Bunnie XO?

  You poop at parties? I like to poop at parties. She's a party pooper.

• 15:45Speaker 03

  Party pooper.

• 15:46Bunnie XO?

  Party pooper. All right, who's gonna kick this off?

• 15:50Speaker 00

  This is your subject. You started out.

• 15:52Bunnie XO?

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• 16:36Bunnie XO?

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• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  And um, every time they do it, he always wanted her to talk about his rubber gloves, stroking his dick. I had to say rubber gloves over and over and over.

• 18:18Speaker 00

  I just started picturing her saying, rubber gloves, rubber gloves.

• 18:24Bunnie XO?

  But she probably had to say it sexy, like, rubber gloves, rubber gloves, you know?

• 18:28Speaker 00

  That later.

• 18:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, you know? That's, there's some people who are into it. And then she also said, she has a bug squishing guy. He, uh, she said, I used to have a regular and all he wanted me to do was act out squishing bugs, like roaches, et cetera, under my shoe. No real bugs, just pretend.

• 18:49Speaker 00

  Oh, that's weird.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  Lisa was nice about it. He didn't kill any bugs.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  I mean, I guess you're right. She wasn't out there picking bugs out of the garden and shit.

• 18:56Bunnie XO?

  This is so.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  That is crazy.

• 19:00Bunnie XO?

  Alright, so this girl said, the strangest one I had was a man wearing a diaper who jizzed in a cup and showed it to me.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  Damn it, he took mine.

• 19:10Bunnie XO?

  Also, when I was a dancer, we had a beach ball guy that would get off if we held something sharp to a beach ball and I popped it for him.

• 19:20Bunnie XO?

  We also had one guy come in to give us back rubs too. No dances, just back rubs, and he was great at it.

• 19:27Speaker 00

  Wait, he gave them back rubs?

• 19:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's a little too much.

• 19:30Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 19:31Bunnie XO?

  I wouldn't be able to take that. But the, I don't, it's just, I wonder what happens to somebody to where they become erotically, um, stimulated by the threatening of a beach ball.

• 19:45Speaker 00

  You know, it stems back to childhood?

• 19:47Bunnie XO?

  Maybe, I mean, maybe. I don't want to say anything wrong here, because I don't want to, you know, assume, but I would think maybe in a way it could be taking back control of something that was taken from them. A beach ball got taken from them? He's snoring.

• 20:03Speaker 00

  Maybe, yeah, maybe it was some traumatic event that made them.

• 20:09Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 20:10Speaker 00

  I don't know why, taking a beach ball away from.

• 20:15Bunnie XO?

  We are not laughing at people who have a beach ball fetish, okay?

• 20:20Speaker 00

  I want to know how that happened in which you were said, you don't want, no, that beach ball is mine.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Fetish fetish, you should comment.

• 20:28Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  What started it?

• 20:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Speaker 00

  Cause I will call you next week. I will literally call you on next week's Ask Talk.

• 20:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, sub and message Mimi, the frickin', uh.

• 20:37Speaker 00

  Phone number. I'm calling you and we're gonna talk this out.

• 20:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  I want to know where it started.

• 20:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Go ahead, Mimi, you're next.

• 20:44Speaker 00

  This one I thought was funny only because I was sneezing crazy earlier. Someone used to call and pay to hear me sneeze.

• 20:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we used to snort pepper to do that.

• 20:51Speaker 00

  What?

• 20:52Bunnie XO?

  That's like one of the top, um, like fetish requests whenever you're doing webcam is, uh, dudes want you to sneeze on cue for some reason. It's like their thing.

• 21:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  And you snort pepper.

• 21:03Speaker 00

  That's what she says. He had a list of things to help assist me in doing so, but after I tried sniffing some pepper, it hurt. I would just fake it.

• 21:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 00

  What makes someone get off on?

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Do you do a fake sneeze?

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  I mean, if I got paid for it, I'm sure.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  I meant right now.

• 21:18Bunnie XO?

  Achoo.

• 21:20Speaker 00

  Try.

• 21:21Bunnie XO?

  Achoo.

• 21:22Speaker 00

  What the?

• 21:22Speaker 01

  So fake, I can't.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  I can't, I can't. I was so close.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Fake it.

• 21:30Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. It's kind of hard. I've never faked one. I just snorted pepper. White pepper works the best, by the way.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  I can't.

• 21:38Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  Can you fake it?

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, Mimi.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  Uh, you guys did it so cute. I can't.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  No, Mimi, you do it now. You can put us on there.

• 21:45Speaker 00

  Fake my cute sneeze. Like, achoo. I don't know.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  She does have an adorable sneeze.

• 21:50Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I'd have to, you'd have to really put your.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Times a yell.

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  You'd have to really put your back into it if you were like faking a sneeze though, right?

• 21:58Speaker 00

  For sure.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  Oh, wait, you want me to fake sneeze on the mic?

• 22:02Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Like the way I do it?

• 22:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  That's usually how it goes.

• 22:12Bunnie XO?

  Scared my dog.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, Tosh.

• 22:14Bunnie XO?

  God.

• 22:17Bunnie XO?

  What the hell?

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  I sneezed one time and Jelly said, I don't mean this in a rude way. I just didn't expect that to come out of you.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  I know. My husband has no filter, dude.

• 22:28Speaker 00

  That was the funniest thing I've ever heard about my sneeze, ever.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:32Bunnie XO?

  All right. This one, this girl said, melon man, sweetest, sweetest guy who just liked to drill a hole and fuck a big watermelon, doggy style, while looking straight into the camera and telling me how pretty I was. I've seen a dude fuck a watermelon.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  I kind of get that one.

• 22:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:51Speaker 00

  I get it. It's really wet.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  It's too cold.

• 22:55Speaker 00

  And then like, yeah, it's like flesh inside there. Yeah.

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  Right?

• 23:00Speaker 01

  But what if the watermelon like gets in the hole?

• 23:04Speaker 00

  Condom?

• 23:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  I don't know. They're fucking watermelons. I don't think they're using condom.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  There's a club called the Palomino Club in Las Vegas. Shout out Palomino Club. I don't know if they still do this, but on weeknights, they had,

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  they had guys down or, yeah, I think it was guys either downstairs or upstairs, downstairs, I believe, and the girls were upstairs. And I think it was, it was Tosh that was with me and we went there and this guy was on stage with a big old watermelon and it had a hole and he was getting it, dude. I'm talking like, we just couldn't even believe that that was a thing, our young impressionable minds. And then we went upstairs and girls were shooting golf balls out of their hoo-haws.

• 23:51Speaker 00

  That one I can believe. Yeah.

• 23:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And ping pong balls and they were just bounce.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  That's what they sounded like. It was crazy. The power to shoot one of those out of your

• 24:01Speaker 00

  The weird stuff you've seen in Vegas. Didn't you say one guy used to like twist his into like designs and stuff?

• 24:07Bunnie XO?

  That was, that wasn't me.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  Someone told me about that. They said that they went to a show one time and the guy would like twist it into like shapes.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  They do have something like that in Vegas. I think there's a show that does that, but I, I've never seen it. Oh, was it a, um, we were gonna go see it. It was a TikTok that I showed you, I think.

• 24:24Speaker 00

  Was it?

• 24:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I wanted to go see it.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  It showed it on the TikTok?

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  No, it didn't show up, but it told you like what it was.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  Could you imagine if it was like a balloon dog or something?

• 24:33Speaker 01

  That's what I'm thinking in my head.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  How do you discover you have that talent though? You just start twisting it up like a freaking bow?

• 24:40Speaker 00

  No, no, I remember this one guy in high school, put it around the steering wheel.

• 24:43Bunnie XO?

  Say that again?

• 24:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Whoa, what?

• 24:46Bunnie XO?

  We'd like to hear that again.

• 24:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was able to put it around the steering wheel.

• 24:50Bunnie XO?

  A man you were dating?

• 24:51Speaker 00

  I don't know. I was seeing.

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  Was he flaccid when this happened? Okay.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  Flaccid dumb girl.

• 24:57Speaker 00

  Sorry, Jason.

• 24:58Bunnie XO?

  You are a size queen. You're an undercover size queen. I know it because we heard Jason's got a big ol' schlong.

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Go ahead, A.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  All right, this one guy would ask me to wrap my hair upwards in as many pairs of underwear as possible. The goal was a freestanding, hardy hair, panty hair tower. By the end, I'd look like Marge Simpson.

• 25:26Bunnie XO?

  I wonder if like his mom did that or something like, you know, that's like an old, old school type thing to wrap your hair up in panties.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, didn't like Pam do that? She would like take a G-string and like,

• 25:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  I've literally seen you do that one time.

• 25:38Bunnie XO?

  I had to because I didn't have a hair tie, but I don't make it a, uh,

• 25:41Speaker 00

  One time.

• 25:42Bunnie XO?

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• 26:26Bunnie XO?

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• 27:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think I don't think it's so much of like how many it's done. It's like, you know, just to get that repetitive. So I bet you a girl probably in high school did it like one time and he stuck on to that. He's like, keep going.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Now that I think about it. Sort of trauma bond.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't think all fetishes have to resort back to any sort of trauma because I was five, six years old and I'm telling you, boy George was like, I was obsessed with him. I wanted to marry him and it was a dude in makeup. And to this day, I love feminine men. I love gay guys. I love Jeffrey Star.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Stem from your childhood.

• 27:39Bunnie XO?

  Huh?

• 27:39Speaker 01

  That stemmed from your childhood.

• 27:40Bunnie XO?

  There's no trauma.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  No, not always.

• 27:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was like.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  But it did stem from your childhood.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure. But there's no trauma attached to it.

• 27:49Speaker 00

  But was that time in your life traumatic? And that's what brought you happiness?

• 27:54Bunnie XO?

  I mean, my whole fucking life was traumatic. Read the book drops to 1026. My whole life was fricking traumatic, but I don't think it was a particular time that was like.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you know, when you're in that fight or flight for so much and you grasp on to that one thing that makes you so happy. And I bet you at one point you were watching a music video and that moment just made you so happy that your mind constantly attached itself to that.

• 28:17Bunnie XO?

  Made me happy because I was gonna marry a boy George.

• 28:19Speaker 00

  You were.

• 28:20Bunnie XO?

  I was, I even kind of had a crush on Michael Jackson. I just, it's feminine.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  My brother had a Michael Jackson phase.

• 28:26Bunnie XO?

  Brain.

• 28:27Speaker 00

  Excuse me? What do you mean by this though?

• 28:30Speaker 01

  He was like, he was probably like six, five or six and he would be in full Spider-Man costume and dance to full on Michael Jackson videos on the coffee table and he'd get yelled at because he was on top of the coffee table.

• 28:44Bunnie XO?

  Can he do Michael Jackson moves? Do we need to give Brayden a little FaceTime-y time?

• 28:51Speaker 00

  Please.

• 28:52Bunnie XO?

  Wait.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  He's gonna hate me.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  Turn the TV on.

• 28:56Bunnie XO?

  He has to do a Michael Jackson dance for us. He might be having a phone, phone time with a special friend.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Maybe at Bible study.

• 29:12Bunnie XO?

  Does he go to Bible study?

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 29:14Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love that. Brayden, and by the way, ladies, Brayden is single, so.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Single, he's 24 and he's a.

• 29:20Bunnie XO?

  Very cute, has the best personality. He's literally Haley but a boy.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Yep, a thousand percent.

• 29:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right, you got lucky Brayden.

• 29:29Speaker 00

  Dang.

• 29:30Bunnie XO?

  You got lucky.

• 29:30Speaker 00

  This was your time to shine.

• 29:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, if you guys want to see Brayden dance like Michael Jackson on the next episode.

• 29:35Speaker 00

  We'll have him send a video later and we're going to insert it into this episode.

• 29:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, absolutely, for sure. All right, do you want to go next?

• 29:42Speaker 00

  All right, this one, there's a couple of them. Some of the most out of their fetishes were the stethoscope guy who wouldn't believe me that most people own a legit stethoscope for such occasion, masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert the cheese somewhere other than my mouth. The hairy arm, hairy puss, and must fix a car in her garage fetish. Literally could have asked for more stuff to roleplay.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that all blended together, so.

• 30:12Speaker 00

  She'd made like a list.

• 30:14Bunnie XO?

  So there's a hairy cheese guy?

• 30:16Speaker 00

  There's a masturbate with.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  I only heard cheese and car.

• 30:19Bunnie XO?

  I heard cheese and hairy and I'm just wondering how that worked.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  The masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert cheese somewhere other than my mouth.

• 30:28Bunnie XO?

  Okay, and then what was the next thing?

• 30:30Speaker 00

  That this guy was a hairy guy. He wanted hair everywhere.

• 30:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there's a lot of those.

• 30:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, really?

• 30:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, there's a lot of guys who love hair.

• 30:39Speaker 00

  Turn the TV on.

• 30:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I've heard people say that. Is Brayden calling right now?

• 30:44Speaker 00

  Okay, all right. All right, Brayden.

• 30:46Bunnie XO?

  And you're on air right now.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're on air on the podcast right now, by the way.

• 30:53Bunnie XO?

  We need you to get out of your car and dance like Michael Jackson. Yeah, go stand in front of a headlight.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  And do your Michael Jackson moves, please.

• 31:01Bunnie XO?

  And we just told all the girls that you're single too, and they're all gonna see you.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I also said that you wore a Spider-Man costume when you did it. I'm sorry.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  But this was when you were young. This was just a few years ago.

• 31:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh, everybody, your face, Brayden. Everybody's gonna see you. Aww.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  Okay, set the phone up. You look like dad.

• 31:28Speaker 01

  Set, yeah, set the phone up.

• 31:30Bunnie XO?

  Shake and bake is hot. Shake and bake can get it.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  I don't know about that, but, yeah.

• 31:37Bunnie XO?

  I didn't say it. That was Mimi.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Here we go. Come on. Oh, he's putting him in sport mode.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Come on. He's nervous. He's stalling. Go.

• 32:04Speaker 01

  Do the hand thing.

• 32:05Bunnie XO?

  I can't.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  The hand thing. Where you put the hand down in the...

• 32:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god. Brayden, this is great.

• 32:18Bunnie XO?

  I'm crying. Brayden, thank you so much.

• 32:25Bunnie XO?

  Good job, Brayden.

• 32:28Speaker 01

  God, I wish I had a cell phone around that time.

• 32:32Bunnie XO?

  Alright, Brayden, bye baby.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Alright, love you, bye. Okay, goodbye.

• 32:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god, that is so funny. All it took was him hearing that beat. No, he...

• 32:44Speaker 01

  I got him into it.

• 32:45Bunnie XO?

  I got him into it.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  I'm telling you. Brayden, when he was younger, so funny. But he would be so serious about it. He would, he was a costume boy. Like my grandma...

• 32:56Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I think we're revealing a little too much. Alright, so thanks Brayden for that. That was great. We're trying to get him laid here, Haley.

• 33:06Bunnie XO?

  It's like he was a theater kid. It was. Not that there's anything wrong with theater kids. They both were. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. You're still a little bit of a theater kid. Bailey's a theater kid.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  I'm not like, super theater kid.

• 33:18Speaker 00

  I, I played in The Wizard of Oz.

• 33:20Bunnie XO?

  I played in all the Jesus plays.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  I was in Grease.

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I had to move everything away.

• 33:26Speaker 00

  Here we go.

• 33:26Bunnie XO?

  It was fucking, that was hilarious, dude.

• 33:29Speaker 00

  That was top tier, guys.

• 33:30Bunnie XO?

  And on that note, I mean, we cannot beat that. We're out of here. See you guys next week. Love you. Bye.