Ask, Tell, Confess: I Can't Believe How Many Skid Marks He Left

You Think YOUR Family’s Messy? Watch This. Things go completely off the rails in this week's Ask, Tell, Confess. We asked for your wildest family secrets, and somehow y'all managed to outdo yourselves. From a small-town Arkansas revenge story involving a curling iron (yes... there) to an 80-year-old grandma convinced she's dating Elon Musk while sending nudes to a scammer, these confessions had us laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity. Bunnie, Meme, and the gang dive into scam culture, internet oversharing, trampoline bunnies, and a hookup story that takes an unforgettable turn into full-blown skid mark territory. Plus, special guest Matt Mathews pops into the studio with perfectly timed commentary as the conversation spirals through cheating scandals, family drama, loose buttholes, and why some people absolutely should not have access to online banking. If you've ever thought your family was dysfunctional... just wait until you hear these stories. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

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• 2:01Speaker 01

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:11Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. Welcome back to another

• 2:17Speaker 02

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:22Bunnie XO?

  How's everybody doing, man? It has

• 2:26Bunnie XO?

  it has been a week.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  What the fuck did you just do?

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  It has been a fucking week, dude. Holy shitballs. And it is done, finé, over. The week is over.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Week is over.

• 2:40Bunnie XO?

  Mimi's over there holding her fucking titties. Mimi's got some new titties. I haven't even revealed my titties yet. I think you should show everybody yours.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:49Bunnie XO?

  They look so good. Yeah. Come on.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  They look like Franken tits.

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  No, they don't. Yours looks so good.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  I know. I'll reveal them next time.

• 3:02Bunnie XO?

  Matt Matthews is in the studio right now. Do we have a microphone for him in case he wants to give any ad libs?

• 3:08Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  Just give him a microphone to ad lib. Um, so let's get down to it. Um, what was the topic today for Ask, Tell, Confess?

• 3:17Speaker 02

  We want to know everyone's family secrets.

• 3:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, worst or yeah, craziest family secret that was dropped at a holiday.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I just got

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Oh, mine wasn't dropped at a holiday. It was just, yeah.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Just family secrets.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  Damn, I added the holiday on there, so maybe I shouldn't have done that.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Oh, well, did you get some good ones?

• 3:35Bunnie XO?

  I think.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  A little spiciness.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  All right, who wants to go first?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  You go ahead.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Oh. Hey. So this person said, uh, in my grandma's small town in Arkansas, a lady found out her husband was cheating on her, but he did not know that she knew. So one night she decided to dress sexy and cook dinner to get him going, to then lead him to the bedroom for what he thought was a good time. She blindfolded him and took him to the bed to handcuff him and tie him up. Then proceeded to start to get, to get it on as nothing was wrong, and proceeded to put a curling iron up his ass. She plugged it in and turned it all the way up and then walked out and left him alone.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  He was so badly burnt by the time someone found him that he had to have reconstruction surgery on his ass and insides. He's still alive and she served her time, not saying people deserve pain, but damn, she was creative.

• 4:29Bunnie XO?

  I heard about a pimp in Vegas doing that to somebody. That's crazy.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  What the hell did you just say?

• 4:36Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. You have to be next level insane to be able to physically hurt somebody like that. I mean, a fucking curling iron up the ass.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  That's why they have the tag on it that says for external use only.

• 4:49Bunnie XO?

  Oh, oh, you think? It's not supposed to be in your asshole?

• 4:52Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  No, that's, that's.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  But also like, did he not complain that you were putting it up there in the first place?

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  Well, his hands were tied.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  I don't know. Like, what if he liked that and then he didn't know?

• 5:06Bunnie XO?

  I mean, as soon as it's hot going in. Oh, she turned it on.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  She turned it on and stuck it inside of him.

• 5:12Bunnie XO?

  Maybe they were just freaky. I don't know. That was crazy.

• 5:15Speaker 02

  I feel like handcuffing was the reason he even got up there.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Ah, that makes sense.

• 5:21Bunnie XO?

  I feel like you gotta be one weird bitch to fucking want to harm somebody that bad. Like, I've had men cheat on me before and I've never in my life wanted to.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  I wouldn't have thought about.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  No. Leave them with a curling iron, just fucking burning their rectum. Like, that's crazy.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  The fact that she left him, though. He just walked out.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Turned it on and left.

• 5:39Bunnie XO?

  Do you think it sizzled?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, all his little butthole hairs.

• 5:43Bunnie XO?

  The butthole's moist.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Oh, it's like when you.

• 5:46Bunnie XO?

  It just probably like melted on to it and how do they?

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Like, you know, when you like cook the pieces of like beef on the rock?

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  Salami, salami. Yeah, on the rock. I know exactly what you're talking about.

• 5:58Bunnie XO?

  I wonder what his butthole looks like now. Probably like a piece of like cooked tuna, right? You know how tuna goes from being red to like white?

• 6:05Speaker 03

  It's definitely, it's definitely super dark.

• 6:07Bunnie XO?

  Or like when girls bleach their butthole too much, it starts to look like a piece of chicken?

• 6:11Speaker 02

  What? That I don't know.

• 6:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you never seen that?

• 6:13Speaker 02

  That's very interesting.

• 6:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like when girls-

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Might have to give that one a goog.

• 6:16Bunnie XO?

  When girls bleach their butthole, it looks like a piece of like boiled chicken after a while, like, because they're doing it so much.

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Like shredded chicken, or?

• 6:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, possibly. Yep, yep, yep. Even like that, yeah, that texture.

• 6:27Speaker 05

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• 6:57Speaker 06

  Do I bleach my butt hole?

• 6:59Bunnie XO?

  Uh huh.

• 6:59Speaker 06

  Oh, hell no.

• 7:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you got a, a, a ground, round, brown-

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Stop, I can't laugh, oh my god.

• 7:07Speaker 06

  My shit ain't brown, my pussy is pink.

• 7:10Bunnie XO?

  Is it pink? I bet it is because you're a little fire crotch underneath there.

• 7:13Speaker 06

  No, I'm not. I'm not a ginger bitch. How many more times am I gonna tell you this?

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  I'm always-

• 7:20Speaker 02

  She, she be calling him a ginger every chance she gets.

• 7:23Bunnie XO?

  So funny.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Every chance that he-

• 7:24Speaker 03

  I can see it, that little strawberry.

• 7:26Bunnie XO?

  He does. You have a little bit of red in your, you got a lot of like-

• 7:29Speaker 06

  What about your ocula?

• 7:32Bunnie XO?

  She's great.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  She's good, she's nice.

• 7:35Bunnie XO?

  She's purring again. Alright, go ahead, Amy.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Wait, I saw this funny ass TikTok the other day and the girl was talking about how she got like reconstructive surgery and they pulled her so tight upwards that now she pees out straight.

• 7:46Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Yes, she said she has to like lean down into the toilet because they pulled her so tight that her vagina now just pees out like-

• 7:55Bunnie XO?

  Damn, where the hell did she go?

• 7:57Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 7:58Bunnie XO?

  That's a lawsuit. That's fucked up.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Imagine that, though, the first time you go to pee-

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  How does she have sex then?

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Not down?

• 8:05Bunnie XO?

  Does he gotta like-

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Maybe angle her? Straight on, right?

• 8:08Bunnie XO?

  She's like, she's like making out-

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Straight on, I'm gonna break it off.

• 8:10Bunnie XO?

  She's like making out with his chest when he's on top. He has to like, he has to like just scooch, scooch on up in here.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  He just scooches in there?

• 8:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just let me scooch on up in here. Damn dude, I feel bad for her. Not making fun of you, sister, I fucking hate that for you. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm never getting surgery done on my fucking shit like that. That's nuts.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  This one says that, um, my 80-year-old grandma is convinced that she's talking to Elon Musk.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  She's given this person fifteen thousand dollars and has forced my grandpa to move out.

• 8:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  And even sent several naked pictures to this man.

• 8:43Bunnie XO?

  How old is she?

• 8:44Speaker 02

  She's eighty.

• 8:45Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  When Elon hacked into her iCloud with information that she gave him, he sent her naked pictures out to everyone in grandpa's contact list, family, his friends, everyone. He also hacked her bank account with information that she gave him, began running money in and out of her account. She is now banned from having her bank account. Just recently, the cops had to escort her home after walking around a local grocery store for four hours, waiting for Elon to come pick her up. We had her tested for dementia and Alzheimer's and it came back completely clean. She's just batshit crazy.

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Probably just renewed her driver's license too.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, poor grandma is convinced.

• 9:25Bunnie XO?

  She shouldn't be fucking talking to strangers on the internet and giving, I don't understand that. You know, like, there's a lot of people who get, who get scammed because of us.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  You know what? The bunnies jumping on the trampoline got me, so I might be that when I'm older.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  She falls for AI all the time, bro. It's wild as shit.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  You re, you reposted that one. The bunnies jumping on the tran, you remember that one?

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  I don't remember. I repost a lot of shit. My, don't, you guys don't look at my reposts.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:49Bunnie XO?

  That's where I live.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  Don't look at mine. I actually do look at mine.

• 9:52Bunnie XO?

  I repost more than I post, so.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 9:55Bunnie XO?

  Same, oh, same. I love it.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  I live in my reposts.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  My mom used to work in banking for like, her whole life and the amount of people who would get scammed is insane. They'd be coming in and they're like, why is my whole bank account drained? And she would go down the wormhole and they're like, well, did you talk to someone on the phone for twenty minutes?

• 10:11Bunnie XO?

  And give them your bank, your routing number.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  I did. Yeah, they said they were gonna, that they were gonna rob me or something.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, no, it happens so much. I can't.

• 10:20Bunnie XO?

  All right, this one's a little long, but here we go. Um, hooked up with this guy I've had a crush on since high school, so well over thirteen years. Great sex. I'm talking porn star status. Amazing night. Five hours of fun. Bro, five hours of fun.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Five hours, tag me out.

• 10:38Bunnie XO?

  Dude, that's too long.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Not even a snack?

• 10:41Bunnie XO?

  All Teflon pussy. At that point.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  What that Defon puss is wild.

• 10:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, and then it just swells up like a baseball glove and you can't get anything in there the next day.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  It just gets all swollen.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Terrible.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Hate when that happens, huh?

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  I love it. Anyways, couldn't have been more stoked. He leaves in the morning and looking back at the bed after taking my shower, what do I see? Skids, baby. Skids. Not just a little boop like skids.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  This is my ex?

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  Hours and hours. I'm so OCD. I said to myself, oh, my fucking god, you're kidding me. What's the odds? Bleached it all. He comes over a few days later and we, okay.

• 11:21Bunnie XO?

  If you're finding fucking big old skid marks, you're gonna fucking circle back. Was the sex that good?

• 11:27Speaker 06

  Okay, bunny?

• 11:32Speaker 06

  This time, no, you're fucking lying.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 11:39Bunnie XO?

  Anyways, bleached it all. He comes over a few days later and we get to business again and I'm thinking, maybe it was a one off. Hopefully, nope. Skid marks on the white fucking sheets again, on the newly Cloroxed everything. Marking his damn tor- damn territory without permission. Genuinely don't know if he even noticed, but damn dude, I'm about to tell this dude, he's just gotta do better. How do I say it nicely?

• 12:04Speaker 03

  You don't?

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Cut him the fuck off.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Yes, you do. That's what I did with shit stain.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Fucking dookie butt.

• 12:09Bunnie XO?

  He's not wiping. He's, he's, apparently, he's not wiping.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Or maybe he's pushing too hard and he has a loose butthole. He might like it in the ass though and that shit gets a little too loose and he's just spraying the sheets.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  He's not wiping.

• 12:22Bunnie XO?

  He's not wiping. That's all that boils down to. Dude is like, not wiping.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Okay, but also, how do we get to the point that where you're just scooting your ass across the sheets? What's happening?

• 12:32Bunnie XO?

  Well, there was this one time.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  I mean, I.

• 12:35Bunnie XO?

  You guys remember Shitter, the client that I had that I made like hella money off of that one night? And we were doing hella drugs and cocaine and I'm telling you, every time he would scooch forward to do a line, he would literally leave a skid mark. So we called him, his nickname was Shitter because it just, he lit, by the time we left, those white hotel sheets were literally just had brown streaks all in them, dude. It was, he paid us a lot of money, okay? So that's why we stayed, but.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  I'm upset. I don't like that.

• 13:09Bunnie XO?

  Listen, guys, you gotta, you have to wash your asses.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Please. How many have you ever left shit streets?

• 13:14Bunnie XO?

  Baby wipes.

• 13:15Speaker 04

  No, I'm so like scared about that kind of thing. And I think, yeah, well, I think I also, when I was a kid, probably shamed for it a little bit, you know?

• 13:24Bunnie XO?

  You had, did you leave skid marks?

• 13:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, you know, when you have the, the tighty whities, it's just bound to happen. And I think someone called it out when I was, you know.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Oh, you've got trauma.

• 13:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I'm like, I'll freaking jump in the shower if I have to.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  Well, I mean, but it's, it's, I think every man, every man should carry around dude wipes or baby wipes.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 13:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there's no, it's 2026, there's no excuse for you to have a fucking dirty asshole.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 13:51Bunnie XO?

  Period.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Spray it down.

• 13:52Speaker 06

  Want mail?

• 13:56Bunnie XO?

  Have you ever farted a wet fart?

• 13:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:59Bunnie XO?

  And did you, did it go in your pants?

• 14:01Speaker 06

  No.

• 14:02Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 14:02Speaker 06

  No, I've shit on myself once. But I've never like had a, like shitting on yourself and a skid mark is not the same.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  I haven't shit myself yet, guys.

• 14:12Bunnie XO?

  I haven't either.

• 14:12Speaker 06

  You've never shit yourself?

• 14:14Speaker 02

  No.

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• 16:19Speaker 02

  I know.

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  I wish I could be a part of that club. I shit myself last week.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, you did. She did. And then she goes, you guys want to see it? We all said, no.

• 16:29Bunnie XO?

  No, the fuck we don't. She'll show us every other.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  She would show us. She's showing us photos of it in the toilet.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. Hey, that one was very impressive, though.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  The LA one?

• 16:39Bunnie XO?

  Uh huh.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  It's burned in my brain.

• 16:41Bunnie XO?

  I haven't had one like that since.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  This one goes, it's a nice color.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  I said, is that you?

• 16:47Bunnie XO?

  I haven't had one like that since. I don't know what got into me out there. It must have been the LA food, but we're going to LA next week, too, guys.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  I can't wait.

• 16:55Bunnie XO?

  I feel like we haven't been in so long. If you see me running down the street streaking, no, you didn't. I'm about to turn the fuck up in LA, guys. So just so everybody is aware.

• 17:06Bunnie XO?

  That's where I'm turning the fuck up at.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  I can't wait, guys.

• 17:09Bunnie XO?

  It's gonna be so fun.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Cut that out?

• 17:12Bunnie XO?

  We'll do it all.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  We cut that out?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  Cut that out, but.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  That's our spot.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but let's go, please.

• 17:18Bunnie XO?

  We don't need TMZ showing up there.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Fuck, no.

• 17:20Bunnie XO?

  Shout out, though, to Harvey Levin, because.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  He really had your back.

• 17:24Bunnie XO?

  I fucking love that man, dude. I can't wait to give him a hug when I meet him. Like, he always has my back in everything.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  They did a live the other day?

• 17:31Speaker 03

  Oh, wait, on the live, on TikTok, guys.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  On the TikTok live, bro. Like, he dead-ass had Bunny's back so hard in that entire conversation. Go him.

• 17:38Bunnie XO?

  No, he's awesome, dude. They've, you know, honestly TMZ's always been nice to me, so I'm, I'd like to keep it that way.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're our friends.

• 17:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. We think.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Can you do that?

• 17:50Speaker 03

  It was my aunt and uncle's wedding day. My step-great-grandmother's boyfriend at the time, mind you, they're in their late seventies and I was seventeen. He had gotten way too drunk and I walk into the cocktail party and this sick fuck pulls me in for a hug and then attempts to shove his tongue in my mouth. I had my lips sealed shut and he, for a good ten seconds, just tries wiggling that tongue in my mouth.

• 18:14Speaker 02

  Excuse me?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  I completely blacked out, did not know how to react, and if I could go back, I'd slap the shit out of him.

• 18:20Bunnie XO?

  Why didn't you? I'd have fucking bam.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Oh, bro, I would have.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  The family knows, though, that happened.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  I would have fucked that person.

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  Why would she not tell the family?

• 18:29Speaker 03

  The theme is family secrets.

• 18:31Bunnie XO?

  I know, but if somebody's trying to fucking stick their tongue down you, like, you need to tell the family. And what he was dating grandma.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  She might have been scared. I don't know. She was seventeen.

• 18:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my god, that's terrible.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  That'd be.

• 18:44Bunnie XO?

  An old man breath, old man breath smells like dentures. Ew, yeah, like Jaritol and fucking gum disease.

• 18:51Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 18:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Don't.

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  Uh, um, yeah, man, if somebody's trying to fucking give me a fucking denture kiss, I'm not, you're getting punched in your, you're gonna need elbow.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Tongue is wild.

• 19:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Fighting.

• 19:03Bunnie XO?

  No, that's crazy.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  This one says, my cousin's husband found out at Thanksgiving that she took our other cousin secretly to prom because neither had a date and no one knew they were related. They did the deed at an after-party claiming they had to prove that it wasn't a pity date. Cousin's brother was the one who told, he only knew because he snuck into that party. Only knew because he snuck into that party. I'm on my pain pills right now and I feel like they just kicked in.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  When you stutter in front of your breath?

• 19:39Bunnie XO?

  Maybe said, everything just slowed down.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Wow, get up and leave. It all just came right now. Needless to say, they're no longer together and we don't see that part of the family any longer.

• 19:51Bunnie XO?

  You know how many amount of cousins fuck each other?

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Oh, those are my, all my DMs.

• 19:55Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy.

• 19:56Speaker 03

  A lot of incest.

• 19:57Bunnie XO?

  Matt, you're from Alabama. Have you ever fucked a cousin?

• 20:00Speaker 06

  Bitch.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  I've never fucked a cousin that I know of.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  No, why are we fucking so many cousins?

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, man.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  I did get a lot of DMs that said like either they married a cousin.

• 20:14Speaker 03

  Mine were all inbred.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, a lot of inbred.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  Are cousins, are all cousins related or only like?

• 20:20Speaker 03

  No. I'm not related to my cousins because my mom's adopted.

• 20:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  So.

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  Would you fuck a cousin?

• 20:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  Would you fuck a stepbrother?

• 20:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 20:32Bunnie XO?

  Maybe.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  I have watched those like short drama reels on TikTok and some of them are hot stepbrothers.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  I mean, we're not blood.

• 20:48Bunnie XO?

  But a stepbrother that's hot?

• 20:50Speaker 06

  Only if it was the relationship was real fresh.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:53Speaker 06

  Not if my parents, if our parents have been married for like 10, 15 years.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  No, no, no. No, like it's like as soon as we meet.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  I can't watch those porns. I can't watch like the, the mom, the, the.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's a little weird. Are you lying Haley? Is that the shit you watch?

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, me either.

• 21:13Bunnie XO?

  Is that the porn you? Watch?

• 21:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  I thought you watched like eighties porn.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, she loves vintage porn.

• 21:19Bunnie XO?

  She loves eighties porn, like Bush, Flowers, like the fucking, like the dream.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  I like that era.

• 21:26Bunnie XO?

  The dream filter where everything's like blurry.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Foggy, like Vaseline on the fucking.

• 21:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  We just talked about this.

• 21:35Bunnie XO?

  Get on Twitter. Yeah.

• 21:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I know, then why are they making it hard for everybody to get to just have a little bit of pleasure in their life, you know? All right, one, two, three. So, uh, family birthday barbecue, sister-in-law slurs out after a few too many. Stop correcting her. She isn't even your daughter to my brother in front of the entire family. The daughter was 12. DNA test came back, as Maury said, and the test proved you are not the father.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  That's how you find out?

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  Damn. That's terrible to do that in front of the kid, too. That's dysfunctional.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  That's messy as hell. There's a lot of messiness in my DMs about this.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  It was a lot. Yeah, it was also, it was either inbred or.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Finding out.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  But no, and there's like, like a lot of evil females and like, ladies, I'm normally on your side, but some of y'all are fucking crazy.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  I read one, I didn't end up screenshotting it, but like she literally named it after her affair that she had.

• 22:30Bunnie XO?

  All that too.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Did you get that one? Yeah, she named the baby after her affair and then convinced the dad who was in prison that it was his.

• 22:38Bunnie XO?

  Wow. Were they having conjugal visits? How did?

• 22:41Speaker 02

  No, he had just gone. She got pregnant around that time. It was like, oh, I'm pregnant, but it could have been one or the other. So she names it after the other.

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  I know. And the kid ended up telling him.

• 22:52Bunnie XO?

  Bitches be trifling.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, they do.

• 22:55Bunnie XO?

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• 24:31Speaker 02

  There's some really scary, okay.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  Little pirate, dirty pirate hookers running around.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  So here's a little backstory. My mom passed away and my father remarried twice after that. The second one was an absolute awful woman. She was a liar, manipulative, and over the years, she successfully drove a wedge between my father and all of his children. One summer, we were all at our camp hanging out. My father's wife wanted a drink, so my brother-in-law offered to make it for her. After he made it, he reached in his pants and pulled out some pubes, put it in her drink, and stirred it around with his finger. My siblings and I were all aware of this, so we sat and watched her drink down the whole thing, sweaty pub hairs and all. She asked for another one after that, claiming that it was so good. To this day, no one outside of our family knows that that happened.

• 25:19Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I don't care who you are, you know when you have a pub in your throat. How do you not feel? It's like, it's like sticks in your throat. Like they don't go down. It's literally like just the curliest cube.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  You ever get one caught in your teeth?

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  Probably. I've had a lot of shit in my mouth.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, I don't know how she didn't fucking.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  Save your pubes. I do.

• 25:43Bunnie XO?

  Why is it caught in your teeth?

• 25:44Speaker 02

  I just asked one time, it got caught in my teeth.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  That's wild.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  That's different.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 06

  I didn't know that time.

• 25:57Bunnie XO?

  Not you guys scheduling blowjob.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  You got kids, you can't just knock them out whenever.

• 26:02Bunnie XO?

  What do you put it on Google Calendar?

• 26:05Speaker 04

  That was my question.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  Tomorrow at seven thirty five P M.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  Well, no, it's just whenever the kids aren't, you know, hanging out.

• 26:14Speaker 06

  Barge in everywhere.

• 26:15Bunnie XO?

  You ready to have a kid, Matt?

• 26:18Bunnie XO?

  I had a great uncle that took a guy's eyeball out with a spoon because of a bad horse deal.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 26:26Bunnie XO?

  The old spoon in the eye trick.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  What trick is that?

• 26:31Speaker 03

  What do you, what do you do with the eyeball?

• 26:32Bunnie XO?

  Cowboy trick. It's like an old cowboy trick.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  You know about this trick?

• 26:38Bunnie XO?

  No, but I can envision it. I just figure that that sounds like something that would have been done like during the Doc holiday.

• 26:43Speaker 02

  Wild West. Yeah, it's like a very like bar type.

• 26:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Like just grab a spoon.

• 26:47Bunnie XO?

  Stick it in his eye and scoop it out. You gotta be a real weirdo to be able to do that, dude.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  And it doesn't just hang there?

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to. Depends on how much he pulls.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Do you sever it?

• 26:59Bunnie XO?

  I don't know.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Oh, I envisioned it.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  I thought they are like attached.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  They are. That's what I'm wondering if he's, if he popped out the eyeball, that it just hang?

• 27:07Bunnie XO?

  And then he might have just ripped it off.

• 27:13Bunnie XO?

  That might be one of those old wives tales that like gets passed down in families, you know? And it's like, really? He punched the guy in the eye, but then by the time it got to the great, great granddaughter, it was like.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  It was like he spooned the eye out.

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 27:29Bunnie XO?

  Hi, May, you got one?

• 27:31Speaker 04

  Sure, I got one right here.

• 27:31Bunnie XO?

  Give us one and then we're out of here. We got shit to do. I gotta take Matt to go see the new compound. We got the little, the cows and the donkeys moved this week.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  How are the donkeys? I didn't.

• 27:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they're so bougie. I walked out there and they acted like they didn't even know who I was.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

  They didn't give a shit.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  We're probably gonna corral them a little bit to get them off some of that fresh hay.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  He said, sorry, we have new grass.

• 27:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. They're like hella room hooters. Like they did not care.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  They're gonna go out tomorrow and put them in a smaller pen.

• 27:58Bunnie XO?

  Why?

• 27:59Speaker 02

  There's too much fresh grass for them. You don't want them to founder.

• 28:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 02

  It's all cut down, but still it's a lot of grass.

• 28:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  I know, I would like, I would be hella drunk off that grass.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  That's what they are right now.

• 28:11Bunnie XO?

  They looked good.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  This is me with espresso martinis.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  She's like a field of espresso martinis. It would be her dream.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Go ahead, Jaime.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  All right. My seemingly healthy forty something year old cousin died in November. It was a shock to the whole family. He was living in Las Vegas with his girlfriend at the time. And she claimed she had no idea how he died and told our family to stop asking because it doesn't matter how he died. Immediate red flag. Why wouldn't his family want to know the cause of his sudden unexpected death? We're thinking this bitch murdered him. We're literally accusing her of murder. Finally, my cousin, his brother, is able to get a report from the coroner's office. He died jacking off. Bro had an auto erotic asphyx-

• 29:02Bunnie XO?

  Auto erotic asphyxiation.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  Damn. I didn't even say half the word and you knew.

• 29:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  All right.

• 29:11Bunnie XO?

  I'm into it.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Only me and my mom and his brother know his real cause of death. Everyone else thinks he overdosed per his brother's request.

• 29:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Didn't a famous singer die like that?

• 29:23Bunnie XO?

  The lead singer of NXS died. He was literally hanging himself-

• 29:27Speaker 03

  We talked about this.

• 29:28Bunnie XO?

  In the closet and was jacking off.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  To get hard, right?

• 29:32Bunnie XO?

  Well, I mean, not to get hard, but sometimes when you come, it makes, like, you know, like, when you get choked.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:36Bunnie XO?

  It's like so hot because it makes you come harder because you're being choked because you're like lack of air.

• 29:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:42Bunnie XO?

  So that's, people just get addicted to that high and they chase, they chase it.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  So he was strangling himself and then?

• 29:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, we don't know what he was doing. She could have been doing it, too.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Oh, maybe that's why.

• 29:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  She doesn't want everyone to know. She was choking him.

• 29:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  That's a heavy secret.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  That is a heavy secret to have.

• 30:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Well, are we gonna film another Ask, Talk, Confess before we go to LA?

• 30:05Speaker 02

  We'll have to at the beginning of next week.

• 30:07Bunnie XO?

  You guys leave comments below. Let us know what topics you want us to cover in next week's Ask, Talk, Confess and we'll pick one from the YouTube comments. And if we use yours, we'll shout out your username also.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye.

• 30:26Bunnie XO?

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