The Snack: Louvre Heist, Merkin Thong, and Couples You Love to Hate

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Update on some polarizing couples/ex couples: Rob and Blacc Chyna, Britney and KFed, Bill and JordOn, Kristen and Dax Louvre Heist Skims Merkin Thong + Kim's red carpet face covering Love is Blind S9 predictions Headlines: TJ Holmes and Amy Robach engaged, Tyra Banks' hot ice cream, No Kings protest, White House demo Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Hers: Get a personalized perimenopause treatment plan at https://forhers.com/gge. Shopify: Go to https://shopify.com/gge and start building your own empire today. Columbia Sportswear: Head to http://columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket. Saks Fifth Avenue: Head to Saks Fifth Avenue or saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style. AG1: Get a free frother with your first purchase of AGZ at https://drinkagi.com/gge. Addyi: Use coupon code GGE for a $10 Telemed appointment at http://addyi.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  This week on The Snack, the Louvre heist, merkin thongs, and couples we wish we knew less about. This is a Dear Media production.

• 0:07Rayna Greenberg?

  Enjoy.

• 0:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Hi, guys.

• 0:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Hi.

• 0:13Rayna Greenberg?

  We have such a good episode for you today. We have been foaming at the mouth to get in here and do this.

• 0:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  So last week, so much happened just as we wrapped recording. We hate it.

• 0:22Rayna Greenberg?

  We hate it.

• 0:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's really the most frustrating thing to wrap up and see Trump's neck pussy with a skimmed merkin over it.

• 0:32Rayna Greenberg?

  What a missed opportunity.

• 0:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  But we'll get to it.

• 0:37Rayna Greenberg?

  You know what we're not doing this week for the first time in a really long time? This time on Taylor Swift. I'm gonna miss it.

• 0:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, you just said it.

• 0:44Rayna Greenberg?

  You have a little bit of lip gloss on your teeth.

• 0:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, thanks. How much more do you want to make fun of me today? You already made fun of my outfit.

• 0:49Rayna Greenberg?

  No, I think you look great.

• 0:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Listen, I'm having outfit regret.

• 0:52Rayna Greenberg?

  I love your outfit.

• 0:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Something's off.

• 0:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think you just look too professional to talk about neck pussies?

• 0:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Something's off. I think it's the low pony with a high neck and a khaki. Like, I feel masculine or something.

• 1:06Rayna Greenberg?

  You're like, I can't talk about merkins in a khaki.

• 1:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  There's nothing sexy going on in here. We have an audience in here today. We have a new editor. Our new editor Laura is with us. And we unfortunately had to say goodbye to our other editor Dustin. He was with us since we started The Snack.

• 1:19Rayna Greenberg?

  I know, we love him.

• 1:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  So just a tribute to him. And we're so happy to have Laura. But Dustin was with us from the very first episode. We created it together and he moved on.

• 1:31Rayna Greenberg?

  It's so infrequently that we let a man in here. So that's how good he was.

• 1:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So anyway, Laura's sitting in with us today.

• 1:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 1:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  So welcome to the team.

• 1:41Rayna Greenberg?

  All right, we're gonna thank our partners and we're gonna jump right in. Thanks to Hers. Get a personalized perimenopause treatment plan that's right for you at forhers.com/gge. And Shopify, go to Shopify.com/gge and start building your own empire today. And Columbia Sportswear, head to Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 2:01Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 2:34Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 2:48Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, we're kicking it off. We have an ocean of couples to discuss.

• 2:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, but maybe not ones you want to hear about. This is our Couples We Wish We Knew Less About report.

• 2:58Rayna Greenberg?

  Truly.

• 2:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  All of these couples fall under the bucket of a comment section that says, everything I've learned about these people has been against my will.

• 3:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, the comment section is just like, what are you guys having for breakfast?

• 3:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So maybe not, though. Some of these are maybe controversial, but polarizing couples. People have feelings about these couples or ex-couples.

• 3:17Rayna Greenberg?

  I just like tea about everybody.

• 3:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right, exactly. Volatility in a lot of these.

• 3:22Rayna Greenberg?

  It's better than the May.

• 3:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  So up first, are Black China and Rob Kardashian back together?

• 3:29Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, she, so they broke up in 2017. Obviously, they have a child together.

• 3:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Do you remember?

• 3:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Do I remember?

• 3:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I don't know if you cared about them. I was into them. I watched the show. It was such a mess. And then in 2017, do you remember he was like posting in real time, like crazy stuff? He posted, I think, some revenge porn. He was like crashing out in real time on Instagram. I remember being in my apartment in New York and being like, what is Rob Kardashian doing? And are any of his sisters watching him and being like, Rob, put down the phone? And then there was a thing of like, she threatened him with a gun and she was like, it wasn't loaded. Hee hee hee. Like, they were insane.

• 4:07Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't remember the gun.

• 4:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  The gun was a little more under the radar. The gun was for the real fans like me. Like, I am also just fascinated by Rob Kardashian as a person in this family.

• 4:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Fascinated. The most famous, cannot stop talking and being on the internet family and this person who's kind of become a recluse since the gun incident. But they have a, they have a daughter together. I mean, you know, you, you don't want, you don't root for the toxicity. And I guess ultimately, you always want parents to be able to work it out for baby dream.

• 4:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're actually toddler dream.

• 4:45Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I'm-

• 4:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Todd is dream now.

• 4:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Dream's gotta be, okay, they were together in 2017. They broke one 2017 and Dream was alive. So she's at least-

• 4:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, alive.

• 4:56Rayna Greenberg?

  10.

• 4:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 4:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Right?

• 4:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  What?

• 4:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Don't you think she's 10?

• 5:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Nine.

• 5:01Rayna Greenberg?

  Eight.

• 5:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Seven, six, five, four, three.

• 5:05Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, that clip of her screaming, are you still texting bitches? It lives rent free in my head.

• 5:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, she's had a lot of ups and downs. But, so she posted this photo on October 14th. She was posing in front of a white Ferrari and she tagged Rob and it was just really cryptic. What did she say? It's, oh, the love is forever. And then the infinity symbol, Rob Kardashian official. But she has said they're not back together, but she also said, he's my person. She's really thrown us off the scent.

• 5:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, she's being a little coy, but then she like talked to TMZ and like the quote from the article, sounds like they're together. Me and Robert, we're healing, we're communicating, we're just going with the flow. Going with the flow means we're fucking.

• 5:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally.

• 5:49Rayna Greenberg?

  No one, I, you and I aren't going with the flow with each other. I wouldn't use that to describe our relationship.

• 5:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're, they're working it out.

• 5:55Rayna Greenberg?

  They're having sex.

• 5:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  For Dream. Okay. Next up, Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson. We haven't talked about them in a while. We were talking about them weekly. Still very fascinated by them. They're still very much together.

• 6:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  More than ever.

• 6:10Rayna Greenberg?

  She's a fixture at the UNC games. So they were basically caught on this hot mic. They were filming a reality show that's now defunct, but she-

• 6:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait, what? Did I even know that was in the mix?

• 6:20Rayna Greenberg?

  I didn't know about it either.

• 6:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm dying to watch it.

• 6:21Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm upset and I would like this footage.

• 6:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's my new Rob in China.

• 6:24Rayna Greenberg?

  But they're caught on this hot mic and she's basically yelling at him about the staff from this and saying that like, they didn't know what they were doing and anyone can do this shit. I can do this shit. It's like, she's just shitting on these like professionals. Jordon, aren't you 21? You're just, you're better than all these people that produce the show. You're better than all these designers. You're better than Bill Belichick. She's mansplaining to Bill Belichick like-

• 6:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  The red zone.

• 6:50Rayna Greenberg?

  The most winningest costume in the history of time. She's 12 years old.

• 6:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  And this cheerleader is strategizing.

• 6:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, and he's, and he is entertaining it.

• 7:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't care. I think it's hilarious. Let this 20-year-old cheerleader dunk on these men. I don't care. He's letting her do it. He's enabling it. Let them live. Like, I think it's so funny. I was watching KFC from Barstool just rant about this, because that's someone who's like, I can't believe what I'm seeing as a huge football fan. Of course, he is. I'm a football fan too, but you know, not like, not like men being football fans. And he's just like, how can this happen? And I'm like, he's letting it happen. Let it happen. Her confidence is the most white male confidence I've ever seen.

• 7:40Rayna Greenberg?

  He's just like, I'm 73. I don't have anything to prove to anybody at this point. Let her cook. Let this child that I get to have sex with cook.

• 7:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but it's so embarrassing for him. Like, he's like, listening to her.

• 7:54Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't think he's, I think he's just like, I have nothing left to prove.

• 7:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, maybe he's just tired. I think it's funny, unless I'm his kids watching this. Because where is that money going?

• 8:06Rayna Greenberg?

  If I'm his ex-wife, though, like, this is the best thing I've ever seen.

• 8:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, what's our next couple?

• 8:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Kevin Federline. I mean, I never saw this coming. Kevin Federline, who's like 51 years old at this point?

• 8:21Rayna Greenberg?

  He wrote a memoir. It comes out on November 1st on your wedding.

• 8:28Rayna Greenberg?

  It comes out on your wedding day.

• 8:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Kevin and I worked that out. We're gonna have him doing book signings, book signings at the wedding.

• 8:35Rayna Greenberg?

  He wrote a new memoir. It says, "You Thought You Knew." Kevin, no one cares. No one.

• 8:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  People are gonna care, though. So, people will read this. I will not. I feel... Just deeply sad about it. It really is a lot of exposing Britney Spears, who is someone who was so clearly not mentally well and hasn't been for a really long time. And so going back and saying all the terrible things she does and what her drugs and she was a bad mother and that's what it sounds like. And it's, it's, everyone's like, why now? And it's because, what's he saying? It's because he wanted to wait until his kids were old enough? No, this is about money. It's all about money. I mean, shame on the publishers who oppressed him to do this. I just feel so leave Britney alone at this point.

• 9:24Rayna Greenberg?

  The stuff in this book is so deeply sick. And I was watching some interviews he was giving. And fine, people break up and you want to talk about your relationship. I guess it's fine. You want to like spill some tea, like Jessica Simpson's book, for example, she talks about dating all these different people and their, their romantic relationship. But he really spills a lot of like really sick, horrible stories on one all with her and her children that whether or not they're substantiated, it feels deeply personal and somebody who's really not well and something that should not be monetized. I mean, he's talking about her using drugs while she was breastfeeding, that she was standing in the doorway of their children's bedroom with a knife. I mean, this stuff is really, really hard to read and it feels deeply disgusting to have monetized this.

• 10:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  For his children, too.

• 10:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, absolutely.

• 10:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is so traumatizing at any age. It doesn't matter how old the kids are for them to read this about their mom.

• 10:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Absolutely.

• 10:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  If you feel like, now we're just doing family therapy, but if you feel like there's a world in which you need to share the truth about your kid's parent, there's a different way to deliver it in this exposé with all the gory details. I'm grossed out by it.

• 10:38Rayna Greenberg?

  It's too much. And, you know, I think that people should be able to like get their bag, I guess. But like, hasn't he like profited enough?

• 10:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  But I mean,

• 10:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Don't you think he's like profited enough? Like, she probably has paid alimony, spousal support, child support for so many years. She's lost access to her children. She's lost everything. Like, don't you have enough? He's remarried, he's moved on.

• 10:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Sick.

• 11:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Isn't it like enough?

• 11:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Isn't it enough? A hundred percent. You're so right. Like, she put you on the map. She obviously had to pay so much money. So, I don't know. I'd love to see some like protests about it at my wedding. You put this in your speech. I just want to take a moment while I have the floor.

• 11:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Since we are talking about couples today, I would like to talk about other couples.

• 11:25Rayna Greenberg?

  And last but not least, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. So it was their anniversary. She posted something for their anniversary as of recording. It is still up. She did not take it down.

• 11:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Comments are limited, but comments are limited, but they're still, it doesn't appear she deleted any.

• 11:39Rayna Greenberg?

  No. So it's still live. So she captioned this, people are pretty upset about the caption. She says, "Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me, I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point, even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would." Heart emoji.

• 11:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Imagine writing that and being like, send it.

• 11:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Nailed it.

• 12:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Mic drop. Like, they're fucking weird. You know, they are the epitome of everything I've learned about them has been against my will. Obviously, we love her new show. Nobody wants this. It was a dark joke. It was something that should have stayed in the drafts.

• 12:23Rayna Greenberg?

  It happened to fall during Domestic Violence Awareness Month. I mean, 12 months a year, I still find this cringe.

• 12:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I go back and forth. Because that's one of those things that people on the internet, they find this connection and make it worse. How could you say that during this? It's like she didn't know.

• 12:43Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't think she knew.

• 12:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  But this isn't me defending her. It's like, she didn't think, you know what I'm gonna do? Wait for it. Domestic Violence Awareness Month, I'm gonna talk about you killing me. Like, clearly that wasn't her connection. It was tone deaf. It was weird. It was a dark joke. It's just like, if you don't like it, unfollow, or don't support them, or, I don't know, it's not a cancelable offense. It's just a real ick. And to me, the picture was more offensive. What was that? That people, a few people in the comments, which I agreed with, said, "I thought he was consoling one of his children."

• 13:13Rayna Greenberg?

  I thought that was his child.

• 13:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  His hand on the back of her head, like, first of all, this looks like-

• 13:19Rayna Greenberg?

  So he's sitting in a bed, they're straddling each other, and then he has had his hand on the back of her head. It does look like, that's not a child. That's her.

• 13:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  It looks like he's consoling her. Also, you know what we always say, "Who took this?" Who, if this is how-

• 13:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Are we sure this is not a child?

• 13:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's her.

• 13:36Rayna Greenberg?

  It's definitely her.

• 13:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, she's so small and he's so big, but who took this? And in this private moment, i- is that how they hold each other day to day? Like, that is how maybe...

• 13:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Listen, I do be really small and I do-

• 13:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  The hands on the head. I, I, listen, this could just be me. This could be an unpopular opinion. I hated the photo. Like, if, if he wasn't consoling her and that's just how they hug, even weirder. Who took it? Why are you posting it? It's such a private moment. The weirdest photo with the weirdest fucking caption. Happy anniversary to these two fucking weirdos.

• 14:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Listen, I do like to kind of suction cup my body like that and I'm all little. But this is, it's the look on his face. His eyes are closed.

• 14:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I'm a, like, I, in some dark moments, like, I really do like to be held like that. Like, the other day, I was, like, upset. My fiance just picked me up like a baby, like, and he just, like, let me lie on him on the couch. I'm, I'm for it, but you know what I'm not doing is, hey, get this, get this. Capture this moment. I'm gonna post this on the grid one day.

• 14:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I think they have, like, one of their maids or assistants, like, do this.

• 14:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or their kids, even.

• 14:43Rayna Greenberg?

  Their kids!

• 14:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know! That's what I'm saying, we always think this, like, the staged moments and I cringe at most of it. Most staged couple moments, but the, the ones that appear to be private and, like, something, like, you're going through it is even weirder.

• 15:02Rayna Greenberg?

  This feels performative, like, they took a photo-

• 15:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, when people cry and they set up their camera. Or, like, I gotta capture this.

• 15:06Rayna Greenberg?

  It's even crazier when people cry on the floor. I'm like, you got on the floor and started crying.

• 15:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  You had to get the tripod on the ground.

• 15:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  The octobuddy.

• 15:15Rayna Greenberg?

  You're like, wait, you start crying and you're like, oh, I'm gonna nail this post. What?

• 15:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 15:20Rayna Greenberg?

  So, I, I just, I found it shocking from, like, a millennial female to post a quote like that. Not because I'm personally offended, but because I just feel like that was a real miss. You, you had to have known people were not gonna like that.

• 15:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I know, that's the thing. Sometimes you and I have conversations- About things that are just not relatable or they're whatever they're on the are super snarky, whatever. And I'm like, this is so funny to me. And I know it wouldn't be funny to like, most other people like, and we keep it in the drafts.

• 15:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Anybody in the spotlight learns that pretty quickly. I remember like month one of this podcast, seven and a half years ago, saying something and being like, oh yeah, I'm, I'm now aware that the stuff that I say in private chats are not for the world.

• 16:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Rayna Greenberg?

  You learn it quick. She's been in Hollywood for decades.

• 16:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Forever. Also, why is he heavily incentivized? For her life insurance? That's all it is?

• 16:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Maybe she just means because like how annoying she is.

• 16:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Like being together is tough.

• 16:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  We, we interpreted that two different ways.

• 16:26Rayna Greenberg?

  You have money.

• 16:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Heavily incentivized, incentivized.

• 16:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Let me read the caption again.

• 16:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point, even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. For her life insurance.

• 16:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, you must be right. Okay.

• 16:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Let me just put out there, if Kristen Bell dies, now we know.

• 16:44Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think that she's just worried he is gonna kill her?

• 16:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  So she's letting us know this is her cry for help?

• 16:49Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. If I'm dead, you know who did it.

• 16:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. I don't know. I mean, whatever. It's again, dark joke. If people in the comments thought it was funny, you know, like it's dark and I'm not, not one to knock a dark joke. But it's tone deaf and it should, should never been seen the light of day.

• 17:04Rayna Greenberg?

  You know what it is? I'll take a dark joke. You can joke about anything if you make it funny. It's just wasn't that funny?

• 17:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's such a good call. That's our, that's actually the biggest offense. And that picture, like, show a picture of you holding up a knife. Funny or?

• 17:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, you know, the TikTok trend of like, you strangling me?

• 17:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, like holding her head under the water. Like, maybe his head's on top of her foot. His foot is on top of her head in the water, like in their pool.

• 17:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Go harder.

• 17:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 17:29Rayna Greenberg?

  You guys didn't commit. The photo didn't match the caption. What is this? That's what it is. It's a bad joke.

• 17:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're actually so right.

• 17:38Rayna Greenberg?

  That's what it is. That's the cringe about it.

• 17:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, you and I watched some pretty offensive stuff. I don't mind it as long as you can nail the line. Okay.

• 17:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, moving on to the heist heard around the world, the Louvre was robbed in broad daylight, middle of the day on Sunday this week.

• 17:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Seven minutes?

• 17:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Seven.

• 17:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Seven minutes flat. They stole millions of dollars of jewels.

• 18:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  How is this not a movie?

• 18:03Rayna Greenberg?

  It is. It's called Ocean's Eight.

• 18:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  No.

• 18:05Rayna Greenberg?

  It's the exact plot.

• 18:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's Ocean's Fourteen promo. I think this is the town sequel. I think Dougie McCray jetted off to Paris and this is revising his career. Like, this is the town. Like, this is Fast and the Furious. This is so crazy. How does this happen in real life?

• 18:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Also, like, I could have planned this heist. Like, if all I, if I knew that all I had to do was like buy a construction worker costume from Halloween.com. If that's all I had to do and then like get a crane and in the middle of the day while the museum is open, I could just roll up.

• 18:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 18:40Rayna Greenberg?

  They left, so basically they pulled up to the side of the museum.

• 18:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Can I read the full, like, thing? Okay, sorry. So I just, I liked this BroBible post and I really just want to explain it. So it says, "How it took thieves just seven minutes to break in and steal priceless jewelry from the Louvre. The four thieves were all completely hooded when they arrived with two T-Max scooters, scooters, which they would use for their escape after the thefts, which was caught on video surveillance cameras. The thieves gained entry to the Louvre using a Montevideo's, whatever, a truck mounted with a basket lift." How did you not, where was this?

• 19:13Rayna Greenberg?

  What do you mean?

• 19:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  The truck with the fucking lift on it.

• 19:16Rayna Greenberg?

  So, but I mean, you've been to the Louvre a bunch of times. There's never not construction around it. It's just everywhere.

• 19:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so that was parked outside the museum.

• 19:22Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 19:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  "Once lifted to the balcony outside the gallery de Paris, they cut through a window with a disc cutter, which triggered alarms. Five museum workers were reportedly in the room and adjacent rooms when they gained entry. Once inside, they targeted two glass display cases housing the priceless jewels and threatened guards with angle grinders. They then smashed the display cases and fled with the priceless treasures, all in just seven minutes. The French culture minister described the theft as a professional operation."

• 19:51Rayna Greenberg?

  This is so unprofessional to me. You and I could have done this. You and I could have done this on just a stroll through Paris. So, there's, all they had to do was dress up as like, as construction workers, there's so much construction around the Louvre, nobody would ever notice. They just like pulled it up to the side. There was guards in the room. They didn't even like roll those canisters in the room, you know, like stink bombs to like knock out all the guards. The guards- The guards were just there. Also, like, museum guards, aren't they usually just like docents that are volunteering? Like, honestly-

• 20:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're not like armed?

• 20:23Rayna Greenberg?

  They're not usually armed. They're just like, like, people like your mom would be like a museum-

• 20:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 20:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Person, like, because your mom just like knows about stuff because she was librarian. Like, you know, people retire, they become... Have you ever been to a museum? Those people aren't getting up.

• 20:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  True, yeah.

• 20:37Rayna Greenberg?

  They just rolled in there and they're like, "We're gonna take this," and they took it and left.

• 20:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, there's a part of it that's, like, do it in the broad daylight, least obvious time, like, make it the most obvious. So, everybody's like, "This can't be happening." This can't be happening. Like, it takes two minutes to even understand what could possibly be, be happening.

• 20:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Who would think anything? I mean, I've been to the Louvre, not to brag, but I've gone to Paris a lot. I've been to the Louvre maybe like four times. I've never not seen it under heavy construction, so who would even blink? The balls on these people, just middle of the day, Sunday at 9:30 in the morning, must be the busiest time you could possibly be at the Louvre.

• 21:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  It feels like the right move to do it when it's busy.

• 21:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Beautiful in its simplicity.

• 21:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but, I mean, it's also terrible and disgusting, and I hope they figure this out. Do you think it's an inside job at all?

• 21:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, the other guards and stuff?

• 21:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know. People are talking about an inside job. One of our friends voiced onto me, and she was like, "Ashley, am I losing it? Do you think Donald Trump ordered this heist?" She was like, "Is the Mona Lisa gonna end up in the Oval Office?" I said, "The Mona Lisa's gonna end up in that fucking ballroom." He's gonna make, he's gonna want something like that in that stupid fucking ballroom.

• 21:44Rayna Greenberg?

  The Mona Lisa's like two feet big.

• 21:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait, have you? I gotta show you. The internet reacts to the Louvre museum heist. "The Louvre got robbed, this picture of Mona Lisa. Robbing the Louvre in broad daylight while it's open is so badass. I will never be not romanticizing this heist." This one-

• 22:01Rayna Greenberg?

  The one with the cheeto locking the door.

• 22:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Locking the door. My last one, "Heading to the Louvre, what should I get you?"

• 22:07Rayna Greenberg?

  My favorite was, "He robbed the Louvre in seven minutes, he can text you back."

• 22:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  If he wanted to, he would. Also, like, when are we getting this, like Netflix docu-series?

• 22:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, I want it so bad. You know, I love crime.

• 22:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Netflix is salivating.

• 22:21Rayna Greenberg?

  The stuff that they stole is really beautiful. Like, you know some like

• 22:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  They have good taste?

• 22:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, they took some beautiful stuff. Like, some jewelry can be like, old jewelry can be like kind of chugi. Like, sometimes I just like zoom through that part of the museum with something like, this is ugly, I don't care about this. This was really beautiful stuff. And it's really sad because they're saying like, obviously, they can't sell this stuff on the black market. So they're gonna melt it down and like sell the jewels individually. Because you can't, these were like crowns.

• 22:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, you'd be, they'd be recognizable, but melt it down. Like, this is, I'm so sad. Ugh, they might catch that. Are they, are they looking for them? Is there like a manhunt happening?

• 22:53Rayna Greenberg?

  There is, but they got away on their little scooters.

• 22:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but do they, oh, people get away and then they get caught. All those prisoners that escaped from the toilet.

• 23:01Rayna Greenberg?

  They just caught the last one, by the way. Did you see?

• 23:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  The prisoners of the toilet. What toilet? The, all those prisoners escaped, I forget where the prison was, like six or seven, all escaped. And they caught them all and one, one last one was on the run. They just caught them in Atlanta. And the comments on the Shade Room would be so funny because people would be like, man, that was my parlay. Like, people were like betting on like when they were gonna catch them. I mean, it's also like, that's terrifying. These like people who have murderers and whatnot are on the run. But you didn't see that when they escaped. They cut something with the toilet and they got out. There was like five or, five or six of them.

• 23:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Isn't this the plot of Shawshank Redemption?

• 23:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  My point is that people do escape, Raina, and they do get caught. Look about Luigi Mangione. He escaped for days.

• 23:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think they're gonna get caught at McDonald's?

• 23:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  McDonald's, you know, that French McDonald's is different.

• 23:50Rayna Greenberg?

  They move slow in Paris, I guess. I mean, the trial for Kim's robbery would just happened. And when was that? 10 years ago?

• 23:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, speaking of jewelry robberies in Paris, Kim Kardashian.

• 24:01Rayna Greenberg?

  That was a perfect segue.

• 24:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  We do have an update. Just a, I mean, the Merkin, Skims dropped a Merkin. They did a funny commercial for it. I mean, I guess, we never deny Skims' marketing is brilliant, but we do have to talk about this because I Don't understand who would buy this, truly. Like, I think this is purely marketing. They made five of them and people bought them as jokes or they bought them for Halloween. Like, no one would buy this, truly. I need to know in the comments if you guys would buy this, if you know anyone who bought it. A gag gift, a white elephant gift, maybe, but that is not tons of sales. Like, I understood the face shaper. That's vulnerable people who believe that that's gonna help them with anti-aging, whatever. This, I don't understand. Why?

• 24:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Who would buy this and why?

• 24:49Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know why she didn't sell it as a set. Like, a fur set I could get behind, like fur titties and fur bush.

• 24:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 24:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Also, Bush is back. I've been meaning to tell you. So, I went to this Korean spa with Brandy the other day and I was, I mean, it's wall-to-wall, people just naked. I was the only person just bald.

• 25:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, thank God my laser didn't work. And you know, I always said this, Raina. I was like, I'm hesitant to get laser hair removal on my pussy because what if Bushes come back?

• 25:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Bushes are back.

• 25:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Thank God.

• 25:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Thank God the place that we paid to go for like eight or nine sessions didn't work. We can't drop their name.

• 25:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, fine.

• 25:21Rayna Greenberg?

  But I've been going to Laseraway, actually, and I really, I love it there and I love the girls that work there and it's just such a nice experience. And I am almost bald everywhere.

• 25:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I think this inspired me to still keep procrastinating on my Laseraway appointments.

• 25:36Rayna Greenberg?

  It is an hour of my day, once a month. Um, okay, so I will say, yes, Bushes are back, so I think that she's just tapping into...

• 25:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but you're not, you don't wear it. Like, what, come on. This does not be, this isn't like a faux bush. It's a thong, it's a hairy thong.

• 25:54Rayna Greenberg?

  That feels uncomfy to put under a pair of pants. I don't need like, I already have like a puffy vagina. I don't need like, extra padding.

• 26:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Raina, what am I missing? What, what is the point to wear these? You'd wear them under white pants, look at my bush? No. No, you wouldn't. You can't show up to a place with your pussy showing. People would be like, your pussy's showing. You have to leave.

• 26:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  So what is

• 26:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  And we can see your panty line. We can see you're wearing

• 26:23Rayna Greenberg?

  You think people put this under white pants as fashion?

• 26:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  What, what else is the point?

• 26:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Because they can't abide by the rules of society.

• 26:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Explain to me why you wear this, like

• 26:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Wear it on the outside of your pants.

• 26:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  But like sexy lingerie, like to, to impress your man when he comes home from work.

• 26:40Rayna Greenberg?

  It feels like a gag gift.

• 26:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's a white elephant gift.

• 26:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. Or you wear it on the outside of your pants.

• 26:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  What are you saying?

• 26:47Rayna Greenberg?

  I can see it on the outside of a pair of like leather, black leather pants.

• 26:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  What are you talking about?

• 26:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so I literally think

• 26:58Rayna Greenberg?

  People, some people have bush regret. I think I'm gonna have bush regret.

• 27:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  My biggest question is how many they made to have these sell out. Like it's not, this is just for marketing. This is just like Kim being funny. I understand the nipple bra. I understand the face shaper. I do not understand who would buy this. I just don't.

• 27:15Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm totally with you. And I actually, I feel sad about the nipple bra. Did it sell out?

• 27:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know.

• 27:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Anyway, someone, one of my favorite comments was, do we put these in the washer dryer or use shampoo and conditioner?

• 27:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, do you have to dry clean the Merkin?

• 27:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're like shampooing your Merkin.

• 27:32Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, do you think her and Time Magazine were in cahoots? Because the fact that the Trump neck pussy cover dropped like the same hour as the Merkin? I mean, what were the odds?

• 27:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So we don't need to, you guys saw it, I'm sure. The Time cover heard around the world. And it was Trump's neck looking just like an old raggedy pussy. And it was so beautiful. And then people were putting the Merkin over it.

• 27:58Rayna Greenberg?

  He was so mad.

• 27:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Gavin Newsom posted it and just blurred the neck. Did you see?

• 28:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Gavin Newsom is unhinged.

• 28:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  In the best way.

• 28:08Rayna Greenberg?

  I know.

• 28:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. And so then Kim was on the red carpet.

• 28:13Rayna Greenberg?

  So Kim was on the red carpet for the fifth annual Academy Museum Gala. Sort of in a throwback to her old Met Gala outfit in black where she obscured her whole face and body. This, she obscured her face in nude.

• 28:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, so she wore this nude gown. I love the gown. And then like a nude face stocking, very Kanye-coded. That were most of the comments I seen. Like, this is from Kanye, almost like this is a disrespectful type of thing. Whatever. I don't think Kanye deserves any respect. But, so she's on the red carpet. This was on the Shade Room. Kim Kardashian speaks about the inspiration behind her new Skims Merkin collection. And it's this picture of her covered face. I sent it to you a screenshot. I was like, I hate it here. What is the timeline we're living in? And can I just tell you, if, whatever you want to do that you want to make a statement, it is fine. To me, the most embarrassing part is talking through it. Commit to the bit and don't speak. This is why mascots don't talk. Like, you have

• 29:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  a face mask on and you were talking through it? I find it so embarrassing. Like, I find it crazy to have covered your face and mouth, and you're on the red carpet, and there's a microphone up to your face stocking, and you're talking through it? I just feel like, commit to the bit, like, don't speak. Like, make it a whole thing.

• 29:26Rayna Greenberg?

  What's the point of this? I would like to know, like, if you're gonna walk around like this. Also, by the way, she did glam. She did hair and makeup for this.

• 29:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  They said her glam team was like silently crying. Like, we just did all that so you could cover it all.

• 29:37Rayna Greenberg?

  This is insane. So, I would actually like to know, like, what, what thing are you trying to promote? What statement are you trying to make?

• 29:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Just attention.

• 29:45Rayna Greenberg?

  You released this furry merkin, and now you have a bald head and face.

• 29:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, it's just for attention. Like, it's just to go viral. But to have to talk through it, I find it just, you seem so embarrassing. Like, if I did that, I was, I'd be like, I'm not speaking tonight. This is my bit.

• 30:03Rayna Greenberg?

  Also, you can't drink or eat. You're just there.

• 30:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  What if you saw Kim in the bathroom, and she has to bring the stocking up under those jewels? And like, right.

• 30:12Rayna Greenberg?

  She, so she was on Call Her Daddy last week, obviously, and she was talking about the black outfit, and said that during the Met Gala, when she wore that, she just didn't drink or eat the entire night. That's what you have to do. That's crazy.

• 30:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, like when that one girl dressed up like Mudang a couple of Halloweens ago. She said she couldn't drink or eat all night.

• 30:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, let's just talk about our partners and then we will get back into it.

• 30:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, a new partner which we are excited about, which is Hers. So after a certain age, things can just kind of start to feel a little bit off. And if you're losing sleep, you're anxious, you're moody, you're gaining weight with no explanation, and you feel like you've nowhere to go for answers about what is happening in your body. There is a solution, and that is Hers. So I'm excited to say that Hers is now offering perimenopausal care. And Ash and I have just talked about perimenopause so much recently. And I don't even know that until recently, like, how much this has been in the zeitgeist that people talk about this.

• 31:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Not at all. Not at all. Like, it truly is like the thing that is not talked about nearly enough, if at all. Only in recent years have I heard people amplifying it.

• 31:18Rayna Greenberg?

  And all women are already finally asking our moms, like, did you go through this?

• 31:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, exactly.

• 31:22Rayna Greenberg?

  And so Hers is expanding their online health and wellness platform, trusted by hundreds of thousands of women for more accessible and personalized healthcare for weight loss, hair regrowth, mental health, and more. I mean, there's so much that this website offers. So they will help you manage your perimenopause or menopausal symptoms, lose weight, grow thicker, full of hair, find relief for anxiety. Hers really is women's covered. It just, it is really 360 care for you. Visit forhers, that's F-O-R-H-E-R-S.com/gge to get a personalized perimenopause treatment plan that's right for you. That's F-O-R-H-E-R-S.com/gge. Not available in all 50 states. Perimenopause and menopause by Hers includes hormone health

• 32:04Rayna Greenberg?

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• 32:21Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 33:03Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 33:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  with your first purchase of AGZ. That's drinkagi.com/gge. And again, that frother is going to be great if you want to put this in milk and just have like a little nighttime wellness treat. Okay, and it is coat season, everybody. If you are not watching on YouTube, get over there to see us all bundled up in our Columbia Amaze Puff Jackets. So we are so obsessed with these and can't wait to be in the cold weather to wear them. Just going to pack these up and head to the East Coast. But we both have the Amaze Puff Long Hooded Jacket. Mine is in dark stone and Raina's is in black. And we love how warm and cozy and comfortable they are. And I just love how a long jacket looks in general. It's so chic. Yes, and we do love the long, but the Amaze Puff Coat also comes in a short and

• 34:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  medium length as well. And they have 11 colorways, so you can pick your perfect look. And I love the soft material and the thumb holes. I love a thumb hole. And they're weather resistant. And if you can't tell, they are down jackets. So again, super warm, like wearing a hug. You know, I'm not a hugger, but I love the way this jacket feels. So maybe I'm turning a corner. She hugs now.

• 34:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Only in my maze pub.

• 34:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Thanks, Columbia. So you guys head to Columbia.com to get your hands on an maze pub jacket. They are tough on cold, soft on you.

• 34:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, Love is Blind, Denver, season nine has just been so talked about. And we're recording this on Tuesday. The finale is Wednesday night, so by the time this comes out, you will know who has been married. But I think we have a pretty good lock on predictions.

• 35:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  What do you think?

• 35:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, here's my prediction. There's only three couples left.

• 35:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, it's crazy. I kind of forgot, only three left.

• 35:19Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, the couples that needed to break up were Nick and Annie, obviously, and Joe and Madison. And those breakups were interesting to watch. I mean, both of those guys kind of broke up with them in a similar way. They were just like, you're not the person.

• 35:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, Annie, I couldn't under, she couldn't understand what's happening. I couldn't understand what was happening. She starts laughing at one point and I was like, what? Is he breaking up with her? I was watching with my fiance, I'm like, wait, is he just telling her he doesn't want to go to the wedding and do that? And he still wants to stay with her? Because she's giggling. It hasn't settled in yet.

• 35:48Rayna Greenberg?

  She is not clear what is happening.

• 35:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's crazy. Her eyelashes are drooping down. She can barely see through them.

• 35:53Rayna Greenberg?

  So in your doppelgangers, you called her Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers, the I'll, I'll find you.

• 36:01Rayna Greenberg?

  The most, when he said, you can't make one plus one equal three. And she was like, watch me. It is the most, I'll find you.

• 36:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're so right. Like, this whole time, I've been like, she is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers. And that was the most prime example. I'm so glad you said that, when he's trying to break up with her and she's like, no, you can't. And then he actually does marry her. Like, she was like, he'll marry me. I'll just got to keep pushing.

• 36:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, so the thing about Love is Blind, I love the show so much, but of all reality shows that pretty much we've ever watched, it is the most the contestants have come forward and said, like, this is absolutely not what happened. And the conversation was twisted, chopped up, like.

• 36:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  And maybe you had to redo it again.

• 36:41Rayna Greenberg?

  So she said producers kept, I saw her in an interview later, she said producers kept pushing her to not accept it. And they kept saying, like, keep pushing back, keep pushing back. And this conversation is chopped up and taken out of context. And we've seen this happen quite a lot on this show. This is a show, you could not pay me to go on. These people are made to look so crazy.

• 36:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is so funny. Even the producers knew she was Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers. They were like, what would Isla Fisher do in this movie? Don't take no for an answer.

• 37:09Rayna Greenberg?

  He's calm, collected the whole time.

• 37:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  For how to act. He loves you. We swear. He'll marry you. You just have to keep asking him. She literally was Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber. So you're telling me there's a chance? Like, she was like, is there like a 1% chance? It was crazy.

• 37:24Rayna Greenberg?

  And it's not like Casey breaking up with...

• 37:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  What's his name? Patrick.

• 37:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Casey breaking up with Patrick, where like, I understand him being like, say what?

• 37:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 37:35Rayna Greenberg?

  Cause she's hysterical and sobbing and she's like, I love you. And he's like, we'll be together in Denver. And she's like, no, but we won't. But she's stroking his face and crying and straddling him. I understand him being confused, but Nick was pretty clear. It was emotionless. It was just like, I don't want to do this, whatever. So my prediction for the three couples is that none of them, none of them end up together. My prediction is that Ally and Anton, she says no. My prediction for Calabria and Edmund, I also think she says no, but I think it's really kind. I think that she's really sweet and says that like, I don't really see this for either one of us. And then my prediction, um, for Sparkle, Megan and Jordan.

• 38:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Sparkle, Megan, sorry.

• 38:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I think he says no, but I think she is not surprised and she's like, I think he says no based on like, I think our lifestyles are too dissimilar. What do you think about those predictions? And I'm gonna tell you something else.

• 38:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm with you. I think this could be the first season where no one gets married. I can see all of them maybe saying they want to continue to date,

• 38:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  but it not working out for anyone. Calabria and Edmund, for some reason, I could see it like a little bit, just because she doesn't want to see him cry that hard. And then Megan and Jordan are like a maybe, but I don't know. Megan and Jordan are like a bummer to me because I like them both and... I like that she tried a different type of guy. She tried a guy that didn't flaunt his wealth and that wasn't, you know, rich and materialistic or whatever. Maybe that's who she was with before. But I actually think they could work if he didn't have a kid. I think that she is being great about the kid, but when you hear her, she's like, I have built this life for myself and I want to jet off to Italy.

• 39:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  And it's like, that's great. And I don't think she is going to mind pain, but she can't be with somebody who has a kid as their priority.

• 39:32Rayna Greenberg?

  I 100% agree with you. It's not about the money. It's only-

• 39:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, like, and that's okay too. Like, they're just both, I think, good people and in another life, or maybe even like a few years down the road for her, when she's gotten a lot of this out of her system and she's like, okay, I'm ready to be a mom or a stepmom, but it's just the timing is wrong and they are not well matched. And I like feel that. Because I do think she could be with somebody and she could be the breadwinner and she could live that life, but she can't be tied down with a child at this point. So anyway, I just want to share my thoughts on that because I find them fascinating and I really enjoy watching them interact.

• 40:04Rayna Greenberg?

  To me, the problem is not the money. I've seen some mixed reviews about her on the internet, but I will say I've been pleasantly surprised by the comments section about her. Once in a while, I'll see somebody be like, she has a fundamental misunderstanding of what being a parent is. No, she doesn't. I actually don't think she's saying to him, like, don't be a good parent. I think she's saying, this is the lifestyle I live and I enjoy. I think she actually fundamentally understands that it's not conducive to having a child.

• 40:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I think that people are talking about her being like, well, you're too tired or something, whatever. I don't think anyone fully understands what it's like to be a parent if they're not a parent. So that's fair. I don't, you, I don't think you actually understand the levels of exhaustion it takes to be a parent. I hate complaining about being tired and overworked parents. I address it every time. I was talking to Kate Kennedy a little bit last week and I was just like telling her how crazed I was with the wedding and the special and the tour. And I was like, I know I'm saying this to a mom. I just want to be real clear. So there, there is that. But yeah, I don't think any of them. Kelly, my good friend and Tarot reader, who's been on the show a couple of times, Modern Mystic Tarot, Kelly Knight, she did predictions and said none of them as well. So we'll see. I mean, that would be a first time for the, for the series.

• 41:14Rayna Greenberg?

  What I really enjoy about this show is that- It attracts people that are not, they don't seem so fame hungry. They really do seem like they want to be in like committed relationships. And this show, which we've said before, has produced more marriages and babies than any other dating show. I mean, I really enjoy watching people fall in love on this show. And this is the first season where I haven't seen one couple that I felt at all was in love with each other. Maybe Anton and Ally more than anybody, I thought, were like, I know people think he's kind of like a little toxic. He drinks too much. He parties too much. But like, she also drinks and

• 41:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  But she doesn't clean up after herself.

• 41:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I don't

• 41:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  They both have flaws.

• 41:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 41:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Whatever. I don't want to speak on, when she was questioning about the tequila bottle, I like felt that in my soul because I dated someone like that where you're like trying to run the numbers on how much they drank and there was a problem there and all of that. So I could feel that. But at the same, like, on the other side of the coin, she's like, yeah, no, this is, this is me. And you better pick up after me while I'm in school.

• 42:11Rayna Greenberg?

  I thought that they were kind of well matched, to be honest. So it was disappointing because I really enjoy watching people like find forever love on this show. And there wasn't one couple that I was like, these people should be together.

• 42:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  They were right out of the gate, so enamored.

• 42:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  They were like truly that Lauren and Cameron, early days where you're like, the connection is instantaneous, where they're the first ones to even get engaged.

• 42:31Rayna Greenberg?

  First ones to get engaged? And they just had a baby last night?

• 42:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, I meant Ally and Anton, but also Lauren and Cameron. Yeah, Lauren and Cameron. Congrats to them on their, their new baby, the OGs. But yeah, Ally and Anton had a real, like, initial love at first non-site.

• 42:47Rayna Greenberg?

  They both come from immigrant families. English wasn't their first language. She's Brazilian, he's Russian. I thought that they had like a really interesting connection. They seem to have similar moms and really understand like the backgrounds of each other's families. If anybody was gonna be together, I thought it was them. But yeah, I don't really like, I don't think any of these couples should be together.

• 43:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, well, it will have aired by now. So let's see if we were right. And there'll be a reunion next week. And so, you know, probably one more week of talking about this. We are gonna have a snack next week. So this episode is brought to you by Saks Fifth Avenue. So my latest experience with Saks, my fiance has just decided a week before the wedding that he wants to wear fancy shoes. So he has been on my

• 43:27Rayna Greenberg?

  What was he wearing before?

• 43:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know what he was, he's always gonna do loafers or whatever with his tux. But he's like, I want to do like designer nice shoes now. Because he saw my nice shoes, which are not even that crazy designer, but they are like, I finally found them after 10 fucking unboxings. Anyway, I was like, go on Saks. Go on Saks, stop. What are you doing looking at other places? They have everything.

• 43:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Send your man to Saks.

• 43:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  We're a Saks family.

• 43:49Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 43:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  So I'm just on the site now. So you guys can go there and check out everything you need. I mean, we have holiday party season coming up, so I'm just in there. Women's designer cocktail and party dresses, seeing everything you can need. All different price ranges, all different designers. We are just obsessed with Saks. Look at that top dress. We love a Bronx and Bronco. Like, how fun is that? I know, just like gold, shimmery sequins, red, green, whatever you guys have going on. Get something where our holiday shows, we're going to announce the theme soon. And just gifts and kids and home and again, men and everything you could ever want at Saks. And you can go in store, of course, and work with a personal stylist or you can see how they style things online and just really peruse the site.

• 44:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  And we are just such fans of it. It really makes shopping fun and easy. We always say you're going to find stuff you just don't see out in the wild and the things that everyone is wearing and that you see on all these other sites that a lot of people frequent. You're just going to find some different stuff and really stand out. So head to Saks Fifth Avenue or saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style every day.

• 44:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, and Shopify, I mean, you know, Ashley and I have run our businesses through Shopify for many, many years, and it is the best place to start and grow a business like ours. So The Girl's Got a Merch site, our Vibes Only site have since day one been run on Shopify. It's the one commerce platform behind the big brands that you know and love. So if you guys have a side hustle, if you were looking to start a business, Shopify is really your one stop shop in terms of everything you need. They're going to help you design a website. There's amazing AI tools. If you really don't know the first thing about designing websites, which most people don't, they're going to help you do that. They have Shopify Magic. They have a whole suite of AI tools that are such a game changer. And it'll help you with directions, reports, editing images, content ideas.

• 45:35Rayna Greenberg?

  Ashley and I for Vibes Only, we are able to access analytics and reports anywhere in the world all the time. We know exactly how much product we have available. We can change the price at the drop of a hat. We can change a photo. We can upload something. We do our payments through it. I mean, every single thing is right there.

• 45:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  You hear those sales come in. Cha-ching.

• 45:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Cha-ching.

• 45:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  What a thrill.

• 45:54Rayna Greenberg?

  So it's really easy to use. It has a million different tools to help you start and run your business. If you guys are ready to build your own empire, whether it's merch products or the next best idea, go to Shopify.com/ GGE to make it happen. Okay, and Addy, our little pink pill sponsor, is becoming a whole vibe of its own.

• 46:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. I have been hearing about it and seeing it everywhere.

• 46:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I just saw Gwyneth was talking about Addy, and I heard some other celebrities like Jennie Garth say Addy has helped them.

• 46:21Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 46:40Rayna Greenberg?

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• 46:42Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 47:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Addy. Go to A D D Y I dot com to find a provider and use coupon code G G E for a $10 telemed appointment at addyi.com.

• 48:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, we're gonna do your headlines and we're gonna send you guys off into the weekend. Starting off strong, TJ Holmes and Amy Robach are engaged three years after the GMA 3 drama. So if you guys-

• 48:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, you need to, a lot of people are like, who?

• 48:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Right. So they were hosts of GMA 3, which is Good Morning America. It's kind of like-

• 48:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  The last hour.

• 48:29Rayna Greenberg?

  So, yeah.

• 48:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 48:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, Ashley and I were on it one, one day and I really felt a sexy vibe with TJ Holmes and I was like, is he hitting on me?

• 48:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was very sexy, like looking, like the way he looks into your soul and she was great. She was so fun. The energy in the room was sexy. Like it was electric in there. And so we were like, we had so much fun with them. We'll put some acid on the screen.

• 48:55Rayna Greenberg?

  It must be me.

• 48:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. And then- Also, while we were there, I was developing a rash all over my body. But anyway, that's a different story. That was when I was-

• 49:02Rayna Greenberg?

  That rash?

• 49:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  That rash. I was allergic to back trim. Anyway, and so what, I mean, a month or two later, am I exaggerating?

• 49:11Rayna Greenberg?

  A couple of months-

• 49:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, a couple of months later, it was announced they were having an affair.

• 49:16Rayna Greenberg?

  They lost their jobs?

• 49:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  They lost their jobs. And everyone was like, put them back on the air. This is gonna make for great TV.

• 49:22Rayna Greenberg?

  Ratings gold.

• 49:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. And so they stayed together and now they're married.

• 49:26Rayna Greenberg?

  They could have made GMA 3 great again, but- Listen, if people are gonna burn their whole lives to the ground and end their marriages, I'm just like, you better end up together.

• 49:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 49:35Rayna Greenberg?

  This better have been because you are like, I found this person in another life that I am in love with. And I do love to see people end up together if they're gonna end their marriages.

• 49:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 49:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Congrats to them.

• 49:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Tyra Banks is launching hot ice cream.

• 49:52Rayna Greenberg?

  The comments-

• 49:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Tyra what?

• 49:55Rayna Greenberg?

  She just tired.

• 49:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  I have not thought about her in so long and I saw this headline and I was like, what is she doing? So I guess she had an ice cream line, which I didn't know. She had an ice cream company called Smize and Dream.

• 50:08Rayna Greenberg?

  It's defunct and now she's doing melted hot ice cream.

• 50:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, she, this is like part of Smize and Dream. So she says, not a latte, not a hot chocolate, but your favorite scoops transformed into liquid, hot ice cream, sippable, baby. No. And I did see some comments that were like, I love this. Sometimes I let my ice cream melt so I can drink it. You're a serial killer. Just go get a coffee drink.

• 50:33Rayna Greenberg?

  It's just a mocha latte.

• 50:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, that's what I'm saying.

• 50:36Rayna Greenberg?

  With some chunks in it. Like it's a mocha latte and you throw a little like chocolate chip cookies.

• 50:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're gonna do something hot and sweet with no caffeine? Get the fuck out of here. What's the point of this? Just empty calories?

• 50:46Rayna Greenberg?

  It's a, it's a melted milkshake.

• 50:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's a, it's a hard to process.

• 50:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Room temp milkshake. She's like, I'm about to drop the most fire food of 2025.

• 50:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Not the Smize and Dream. Okay. And in some positive news, last weekend was the No Kings protest. I was upset to not participate. We were in Vegas and millions of people participated. I think seven million people throughout the country, big cities, small towns, small red towns. Everyone really came out to protest this administration and everything it stands for. And of course, Trump was like, no one's going to that. And it's like, it's so many more people that have come to any of your functions.

• 51:26Rayna Greenberg?

  And he like sat at home, made like little AI videos of himself.

• 51:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  I can't.

• 51:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Wearing a crown. It's unbelievable.

• 51:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Disgusting. Yeah. Like he posted AI video of him like defecating all over like literal Americans. Like you're disgusting, but also this is accurate.

• 51:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Adults voted for this.

• 51:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I can't. I think about it all the time.

• 51:41Rayna Greenberg?

  Adults like with educations that like, adults voted for this.

• 51:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  So we love to see this. It was millions more people than the first No Kings protest, which also we couldn't go to, we were in a Palooza. Like I just keep missing these. And so next, if there's another one, I'm going to save the date. Cause I really.

• 51:57Rayna Greenberg?

  You can't schedule a party that day.

• 51:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly. It just, you really feel so connected and inspired to be on the streets. I went to one protest this year in Chicago. That was like the one that was more geared against Elon. And I loved it. I love that feeling of camaraderie and like, we're all in this together and there really is power to the people. So if you went or attended and or you've just been kind of watching from the sidelines, you know, I always just think what's next and I love following indivisible team on Instagram, Emily and your phone on Instagram, kind of like, okay, we did this, like, let's use the momentum and see what's next. And I always say, these people and these accounts and these lawmakers even, whoever it may be, if it's Bernie or Gavin Newsom or whatever, just throw your weight behind them, you know, follow them and support them, at least just if they are pushing back against this, you know, you're

• 52:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  welcome to think like, oh, politicians are corrupt, whatever. But they're still the ones that are the boots on the ground in Washington and, you know, even though the government's shut down and, you know, Trump is busy demolishing the White House.

• 52:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Building a place to throw parties.

• 52:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  But, you know, there's always more to do and there's plenty of resources to find what those things are. And yeah, my whole feed today was demolition has started on the White House east wing for the ballroom.

• 53:09Rayna Greenberg?

  It's shocking to see.

• 53:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's disgusting to see.

• 53:12Rayna Greenberg?

  It's sad. It's this like piece of history. I thought that you like cared about America. You're demolishing this huge thing.

• 53:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, there's so, I know, I have so many thoughts and feelings and so much rage about it. It's just also like, the government is shut down and this is your priority. Shouldn't you be so pissed? If you voted for this, shouldn't you be like, I am sickened. Like, the government is shut down.

• 53:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Hundreds of thousands of people are going without pay. Hundreds of thousands of people in this country can't feed their families right now.

• 53:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, healthcare premiums are gonna go up. The ISIS terrorizing communities and the president's like, let me knock down the, this historic piece of property and build a ballroom. Like, it's so gross. Like, aren't you just grossed out? Aren't you just like, and he's meanwhile giving $40 billion to Argentina. Like, it is America last at this point. Like, you have to see that, right? He does not give a fuck.

• 54:04Rayna Greenberg?

  It's, I mean, imagine if the Democrats were doing this, what he would be saying.

• 54:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my, I know.

• 54:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, it is the Democrats' fault that it's shut down, so.

• 54:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  He's like, it's actually the Democrats are demolishing the White House.

• 54:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right. Well, that is your snack. Sorry to end on such a tough note. We have anything to brighten, brighten, brighten it up?

• 54:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Billy McFarland is trying to

• 54:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Billy McFarland is throwing another festival. It's not called Fire Festival anymore. I think that the island is called Phoenix. Honestly, I've been seeing this on his Instagram. He's been posting it every five minutes. No news publications will even pick this up.

• 54:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly.

• 54:39Rayna Greenberg?

  I Googled it this morning to be like, is anybody, no.

• 54:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, he's such a joke.

• 54:44Rayna Greenberg?

  People are like, I'm not even doing this. And he's like, we have this island. People are, people are excited to get sponsors and headliners. He has no sponsors or headliners.

• 54:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly. I know. Like, it's, it's not even funny anymore. It's just you are literally a joke.

• 54:58Rayna Greenberg?

  So that's what we'll end this with, a literal joke.

• 55:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 55:01Rayna Greenberg?

  Billy McFarland.

• 55:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. All right. Well, that's your snack, you guys. GirlsGottaEat.com. We will see you at the holiday shows in New York and LA in December. Get those tickets. GirlsGottaEat.com, GirlsGottaEat Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. Raina is Rayna Greenberg. Subscribe on YouTube. Share this episode with a friend and we will see you Monday.

• 55:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Have a great weekend, guys.