#643 - Ray

Ray is a popular streamer and content creator from Taiwan who battles the world with limited understanding of English. Ray joins Theo to talk about his quick rise to fame after a chance encounter with Kai Cenat, the beautiful differences between Asian cultures, and the possibility of zesty alien life. Ray: https://www.instagram.com/rayasianboy_/ ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Prize Picks: Go to https://link.prizepicks.com/LME0/THEO and use code THEO to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Play Responsibly. Sonic: Go out and try the SONIC $6 Meal All-American Smasher today. A juicy, delicious burger paired with tots or fries and a drink for a deal that speaks for itself! https://www.sonicdrivein.com/deals/ Car Shield: Go to http://carshield.com and use code THEO for 20% off. Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/ or email them at [email protected] ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Theo Von?

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• 0:41Theo Von?

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• 1:25Theo Von?

  He's that bottom ramen, you feel me? And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi. He's the lady boy, I mean, he's a ladies man. I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won Reality Streamer of the Year. Welcome, Ray.

• 2:01Theo Von?

  Is there anything specific you wanna talk about and go over at some that's for like your brand or anything that's popping for you?

• 2:08Speaker 01

  I'm looking to buy anything, I don't really care.

• 2:10Theo Von?

  You wanna buy an island?

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Buy an island?

• 2:12Theo Von?

  What'd you say?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  An island?

• 2:14Theo Von?

  Sorry.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  I'll be down, I'll lie. I'm making some new shit.

• 2:17Theo Von?

  No, you can't buy an island.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  What you mean?

• 2:19Theo Von?

  Not right now, it's not a good time.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Nah, I'd love to do one, like, I'm making a new streaming Diddy party.

• 2:26Theo Von?

  You're making a new streaming Diddy party?

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:29Theo Von?

  So, but who's, is it gonna be kind of like, uh, will it be kind of Asian only? Cause Diddy, it seem like-

• 2:34Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, everybody can join, I feel me, I'm not racist. Every racist can join, black, whites, I mean Indians, Europeans, everybody can join. It's a Diddy party.

• 2:45Theo Von?

  I don't know if it's the best time because they just put out all those files from the, um-

• 2:49Speaker 01

  From the Epstein?

• 2:50Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Theo Von?

  So, do you wanna go that far and do like an island or you just wanna-

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, I don't wanna do those things they do, but I want to make some new shit.

• 2:58Theo Von?

  Your own shit?

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you been on the island before?

• 3:02Theo Von?

  I never been. They had a comedian that had been though.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  They invite you?

• 3:06Theo Von?

  No, I didn't even get an invite. I don't know, I have some mail I haven't opened. But I don't think I got anything like that.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:12Theo Von?

  I, I, I woulda, like-

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, wait, Dior.

• 3:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Quick question. That's the intro.

• 3:18Theo Von?

  That's the intro.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  That's the intro? Like, like, would you buy an island?

• 3:23Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Oh my god, man.

• 3:24Theo Von?

  That's what America's wondering because you're the future, man. The future now is like, we're getting all of our semiconductors from your, I know that you're Tai-

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Taiwanese.

• 3:32Theo Von?

  Taiwanese.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  I'm Taiwan, yeah, I'm from Taiwan.

• 3:34Theo Von?

  And thank you for coming?

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:35Theo Von?

  And that we're getting all our semiconductors from you guys, right?

• 3:39Speaker 01

  All the look car from, from PC. Yes, oh, you, you tap in.

• 3:44Theo Von?

  So y'all the future, bro.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  That's not the same, man, that guy, feel me?

• 3:47Theo Von?

  Y'all have all of our ideas, all the information is going through Taiwan now.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 3:51Theo Von?

  And it's happening physically, I think, through you, that's what I'm saying, like-

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, so you know what? I might be the spy, you know?

• 3:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  You know, you know who's, uh, Phantom is?

• 4:01Theo Von?

  Phantom?

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Phantom?

• 4:03Theo Von?

  Phantom, like Phantom of the Opera? Bring it up.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  What's that? Finna with opera.

• 4:09Theo Von?

  This was the guy.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 4:12Theo Von?

  Guy doing whiteface. This was like an early kinda. This dude was like taking advantage of women and doing whiteface or whatever.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Oh, like he the original Diddy?

• 4:20Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah, yeah.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Okay, okay. I like that. I like that.

• 4:25Theo Von?

  He was an early Diddy. But dude, if you, if you did a Diddy thing.

• 4:30Theo Von?

  Dude, bro, if you did a Diddy, I don't know if people are ready for it right now. Do you think?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 4:35Theo Von?

  I guess if everybody's invited, at least it's more that, more welcoming to everyone.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Nah, listen, this is what I'm gonna do, bro. So boom. You know, Diddy got Big Ass Bad, right?

• 4:45Theo Von?

  Big Bad.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Big Bad, yeah. Big Bad, yeah. Baby Oyo.

• 4:49Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  Under Tunnel.

• 4:51Theo Von?

  Hit a tunnel too?

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so.

• 4:53Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  I mean, I mean, probably not that part, but like, but like, I'm gonna make a big bed, everyone can lit, drink for me. Hennessy. You know that? Hennessy.

• 5:02Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Come out and play.

• 5:04Theo Von?

  Yeah, oh, definitely.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, so we're gonna do that for me. Shit gonna happen.

• 5:08Theo Von?

  You're gonna have good muse or you're gonna have like a?

• 5:10Speaker 01

  No, we're gonna have a good time. It's, it's like a party for real. Like, we're gonna drink, got lit, party, dance, music, DJ, hot, hot girls.

• 5:16Theo Von?

  DJ or viola, like viola, like more like classical music? You think violin?

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah. That's an ocean. Wait, how, how, how old are you by, by age?

• 5:24Theo Von?

  I'm old. I'm forty. I'm fifty. I'm old. I'm gonna die soon.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Fifty?

• 5:29Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 5:29Speaker 01

  Now, don't say, don't say that you're gonna die soon, like.

• 5:32Theo Von?

  I'm forty-five.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, man.

• 5:34Theo Von?

  Look at me, look at me from this side.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  You don't look like, oh, no, I'm cute, but you look like thirty. Like, you're like thirty-five.

• 5:42Theo Von?

  I feel young, dude.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Forty-five?

• 5:44Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Damn, man. Have a little body in the grave.

• 5:47Theo Von?

  I know, bro. It's bad, bro. It's a waist up only, you know?

• 5:51Speaker 01

  You double my age, you know that?

• 5:52Theo Von?

  Am I really?

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm twenty years old. I just turned twenty.

• 5:56Theo Von?

  Congratulations, man.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Thank you, bro. Congratulations to you, bro.

• 5:58Theo Von?

  Thank you.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  For all the success, podcast, for me, and life.

• 6:02Theo Von?

  Appreciate it, man.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 6:03Theo Von?

  Um, and welcome. Yeah, you, this, we, we got Ray, Ray Asian guy.

• 6:08Speaker 01

  Ray Asian guy, nah nah, my name, uh, just call me Ray.

• 6:11Theo Von?

  Just Ray.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:12Theo Von?

  You don't like Ray Asian guy anymore?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, I like him with Ray Asian boy.

• 6:16Theo Von?

  Ray Asian boy?

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, but, but, I already like that, so I'll just call me Ray.

• 6:20Theo Von?

  Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian man? Like, would that be the thing you think?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  No, it don't sound right. It don't, it don't, feel me? It don't sound right.

• 6:28Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. How about you? Um, your name's Theo Wong, right?

• 6:32Theo Von?

  Yeah, but I would.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Would you ever change to Uncle Theo Wong or some shit?

• 6:35Theo Von?

  Ooh, maybe.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Or like, Uncle Theo Wong, the country guy?

• 6:39Theo Von?

  Oh, maybe so.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:41Theo Von?

  Maybe, I don't know. I think at a cer- if I got a farm or something, I could do something like that. Uncle Theo's Country Hotel or something, open up a business.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Hmm, that would be fine.

• 6:51Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Quick question. Like, are you from Nashville?

• 6:54Theo Von?

  I'm from Louisiana.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Oh, so you racist?

• 6:57Theo Von?

  Am I racist?

• 6:58Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:59Theo Von?

  I wouldn't say that. I mean.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 7:01Theo Von?

  I, yeah, I've had, I, like, I wouldn't say, I would say, I don't mind a little racism.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 7:08Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  We're not saying pain.

• 7:09Theo Von?

  Beautiful, yeah. Yeah, I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Quick question. Now, you've been, you've been saying the N-word?

• 7:15Theo Von?

  No, no, no, no. I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple of times, but I don't say it.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Like, we don't gotta lie. We don't gotta lie right now, like, you definitely say it before, right?

• 7:26Theo Von?

  I have, I don't think I've, I, I don't remember. I'll tell you this. If I, I've never, maybe if I was like, at the dentist's office when they give you that stuff, you know?

• 7:35Speaker 01

  What stuff?

• 7:36Theo Von?

  You know at the dentist's office when they give you the, um, for your molars or whatever? Novocain.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Novocain?

• 7:43Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:44Theo Von?

  And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever?

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 7:48Theo Von?

  But no, I don't say it, man. There was a time, yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  You want to say, like, but like, you just control it.

• 7:53Theo Von?

  I don't think it's worth saying.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm gonna keep it about you. I said it one time.

• 7:58Theo Von?

  You said it one time?

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I said it one time, on stream.

• 8:00Theo Von?

  On stream?

• 8:01Speaker 01

  I was singing a song, I got ho- you know, you know, you know, you know that song?

• 8:07Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I seen that song and, and it was on stream, I, I just said the whole R. I'm not even saying the N word, I said the whole R, by accident.

• 8:16Theo Von?

  I think if you're, bro, if you're singing, what time was it? Was it past 8pm?

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was past 8pm. It wasn't, but it was, it was in Japan though. It wasn't here, it was in Japan, so.

• 8:27Theo Von?

  I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you could sing it.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  Oh, I can say, nah, it should be one day, everybody can say it. That would be fine. I'm gonna be spamming, yo, what's up? Feel me? I'm gonna be spamming that shit like that.

• 8:41Theo Von?

  Bro, we should definitely, you and me should do a collab where we, like, no, we can't do like a, we can't do an N word collab, bro. Ray, you're setting me up, bro.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Nah, I'm not, bro.

• 8:52Theo Von?

  You are a spy, bro.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  I am a spy, but like, we, we don't gotta say it out loud, like.

• 8:57Theo Von?

  But we already said it.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Oh my god. I mean, damn, bro.

• 9:00Theo Von?

  Let's start over.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's start over, let's restart.

• 9:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, we'll keep it in, but we'll restart.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Wait, uh, let's do a quick intro, quick.

• 9:08Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:09Theo Von?

  Here today, uh, with a young guy, uh, Baby Ray, some people call him Just Ray. Uh, some people used to call him Ray Asian Boy, Ray Asian Bebe. They don't, it's Just Ray now though, bro. That's Ray. He's out of Taiwan.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:26Theo Von?

  He's probably the number one, uh, he's the number one Taiwanese streamer. He just won Streamer of the Year.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Nah, I didn't win Streamer of the Year.

• 9:33Theo Von?

  No, Speed One?

• 9:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, Speed One. I win, I win reality show or some shit.

• 9:40Theo Von?

  They won?

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Reality, I, I, I'm a kid, but I forgot what, what I win, bro.

• 9:45Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  It don't matter, man. Life is about living life and being happy, bro.

• 9:48Theo Von?

  Yeah?

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Like, it's not like, fuck that shit, bro. We here, we are love.

• 9:53Theo Von?

  Fuck them.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  Yup. Nah, nah, nah, fuck them.

• 9:56Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, never mind.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, never mind, yup. Right here, I'm with, uh, my uncle. Three, fuck, I forgot, I forgot how to pronounce. I'm not from here, I'm, I'm immigrant.

• 10:06Theo Von?

  I know. T H E O.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  How do I pronounce, like?

• 10:10Theo Von?

  Teo.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Teo.

• 10:11Theo Von?

  Or To.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  To. Oh.

• 10:13Theo Von?

  How do you pronounce it in Taiwan, you know, you think? T H E O.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Dong.

• 10:18Theo Von?

  Dong.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Dong.

• 10:19Theo Von?

  Dong.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Dong. Dong, Dong Fang, Dong Fang.

• 10:22Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro. Dong Fang.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  Dong Fang, I'm here with Uncle Dong Fang, you feel me?

• 10:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  I hope I'm, I'm have a good time, man.

• 10:29Theo Von?

  BLM, homie, let's get it, bro.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, back here, my shout, shout out all the blacks, Dominican,

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Puerto Ricans, Africans. Uh.

• 10:38Theo Von?

  Who else?

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Brighton Martin, Rosa Parks, um.

• 10:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, Rosa Parks, who else? I'm trying to think. Oh, ah.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Uh, who's the guy was, uh?

• 10:49Theo Von?

  Nate Robinson?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  I like the basketball player?

• 10:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 10:53Theo Von?

  He was like the original Kai Cenat, probably.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Why you say that?

• 10:57Theo Von?

  Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could, so Kai could run, yeah. Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  It don't even make sense though, like, like.

• 11:06Theo Von?

  But, bro, I'm talking about.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Wait, they play basketball, high stream, like, you don't even.

• 11:11Theo Von?

  I'm just talking about science and history right now.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  You talking about the height?

• 11:15Theo Von?

  Look at this guy, bro. Look at that.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Oh, my god, nah, he is nice though.

• 11:20Theo Von?

  They call him Baby Snicker, cuz he was chocolate and nuts, bro.

• 11:24Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 11:25Theo Von?

  He got more bunnies than Easter. He is risen.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  Bro, I be hope, I got a black jeans, man.

• 11:30Theo Von?

  Nah, you don't.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  I got an Asian jeans, I got a small dick, I cannot jump, I cannot hoop, like, damn, I just hope I get in the black jeans. I can have that BBC, that big black dick, bro.

• 11:39Theo Von?

  It would weigh you down right now, though. I don't think your body can handle it if you had it on you.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Nah, I feel like, if, I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.

• 11:47Theo Von?

  No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  What's that? Susp- sus- suspend?

• 11:51Theo Von?

  It's like if you can't hold, it's called sus- suspenders.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Suspenders?

• 11:56Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:57Theo Von?

  It's like a special thing. If your body can't hold something up, you gotta have suspenders. There you go.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Hmm, like, like, holding a dick type shit?

• 12:05Theo Von?

  You would have to, probably, bro. Your body's not gonna be able to support a big wiener.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel that, I feel that, I feel that.

• 12:10Theo Von?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  I could handle it, I could handle it, you feel me?

• 12:14Theo Von?

  Uh-uh, I don't feel you at all. I don't think you could. If you came in with a big dick, your back would be hurting, all that shit.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  I'm not talking about like, that big, like, two down here. I'm talking about like, a good ten, a good fifteen.

• 12:24Theo Von?

  Fifteen is insane, brother.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  How?

• 12:27Theo Von?

  Fifteen?

• 12:28Speaker 01

  I'm not a good size?

• 12:29Theo Von?

  What are you, a carpenter? You gonna be using it to just do measurements and build stuff? Bro, fifteen's a hat, fifteen is a lot.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Not fifteen, it's, mm-mm.

• 12:37Theo Von?

  Then if you're having sex, some of your wiener's gonna be outside of the vagina, and it's gonna get cold.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  I mean, I mean, I mean, cuz, cuz, my shit's small. For me, I want a big dick for now.

• 12:48Theo Von?

  But you might have a big dick in your country, do you?

• 12:52Speaker 01

  I don't think they have a big dick in my country. Everybody Asian, you know, what they say about Asian, Asian got, Asian got small dick, like.

• 12:58Theo Von?

  They got that semiconductor, huh?

• 13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. Does white have big dick?

• 13:04Theo Von?

  Sometimes, every now and then, you get a guy who just did something different.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Hmm, I fuck with that, I fuck with that.

• 13:11Theo Von?

  Based on recent data, the average erect penis size-

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Based on-

• 13:14Theo Von?

  In Taiwan, it's four point nine inches.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Based on penis size, average four point nine?

• 13:20Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Wait, that's not bad, right?

• 13:23Theo Von?

  No, bro.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Not bad at all.

• 13:24Theo Von?

  I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got little wieners over there.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Actually, it's big, hold on now.

• 13:30Theo Von?

  Y'all got that shrimp, y'all got that scampi, baby, that-

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, shrimp means like, small dick.

• 13:35Theo Von?

  I know, but I'm saying, I think people tricked you guys to think that.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, it's kind of like, Asian got small dick, but whole time, they got big dick, they never know.

• 13:43Theo Von?

  No, they got, still pretty small dick, but just not-

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, ju- ju- just not enough.

• 13:48Theo Von?

  Not that small.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  But it's okay though, like, you can use it.

• 13:51Theo Von?

  Regular dick, yeah, usable.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, regular dick, that's what I'm saying, that's, that's all it matters.

• 13:54Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:55Theo Von?

  Look, I agree with you, brother.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Not that-

• 13:57Theo Von?

  Okay, let's start the interview then. So what I'm saying-

• 14:00Speaker 01

  So we haven't started yet?

• 14:01Theo Von?

  No, no.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Oh, we're just talking some bullshit.

• 14:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit, but we have started, but we haven't started.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  Let's just start it for real.

• 14:07Theo Von?

  Okay, let's start for real. All right, I'm here with my nephew right here, right now. The, first of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast, so I want to say, thank you for coming, bro.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Appreciate you, bro.

• 14:18Theo Von?

  Do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro? Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element? Because, like, when I was, uh, you're a, they didn't have podcasting, I mean, they kind of had like radio, but then they, then podcasting started. Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that, or have you even thought about that?

• 14:36Speaker 01

  I mean, hundred percent, but streaming is way different than podcasting. Like, if you have streaming, you can do it. Wherever you want, you can go outside, travel around the world, walking outside with, like, interacting with people, like. It ju- it, but podcast, I feel like podcast is like, sitting down, have a talk, have chatting, they- I feel like it's different things, but I've heard definitely streaming is like, a big thing, like, like. Oh shit, I don't know how to say it, but like, you know what I mean, right?

• 15:04Theo Von?

  Yeah, streaming?

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Streaming is like the next big thing.

• 15:06Theo Von?

  Oh, for sure. It's the new thing.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:08Theo Von?

  Yeah, streaming is the big, yeah, like, I mean, how long has streaming been going, actually? And who was the first streamer, do you know?

• 15:15Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 15:17Theo Von?

  Bro.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Probably some OG, PewDiePie, I don't know.

• 15:20Theo Von?

  Who was the first streamer? Cause Fuzi died, didn't he?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Fuzi? He didn't die, he's still alive.

• 15:25Theo Von?

  Oh man, people are saying he's dead. Cause he died a couple times. I know he died once by the mall, he died over there.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Wait, do you know JJ Styles?

• 15:33Theo Von?

  No, never heard of him.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, who the fuck is that?

• 15:36Theo Von?

  I thought he was a wrestler. JJ Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first, gaming streamers. In 1993, at age 12, he hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 15:47Theo Von?

  I don't know about that.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  What do you mean? I think it's fake?

• 15:51Theo Von?

  I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too, like, if I know, I'll definitely know, but I never heard of JJ Styles.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can see that we have a caller of rare intelligence.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were all the rage. And 12-year-old, Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Hello, it's me Zot the Avenger, once again with another episode of Video Games and More.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Oh wait, so that kid is JJ Styles?

• 16:31Theo Von?

  That kid is JJ Styles, yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  He a legend. First video dude. Clap your ass, bro. You're a legend, bro.

• 16:36Theo Von?

  I don't know if he did. I will clap for him. Respect to him. I don't know, I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I hope too.

• 16:45Theo Von?

  But like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?

• 16:47Speaker 01

  First streamer, like that, whoever streamed first on the platform.

• 16:51Theo Von?

  So who was the first Twitch streamer then? Like, I'm just wondering if there was like a, you know, was there like a George Washington of it or something?

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Do you know what?

• 17:00Theo Von?

  Or who was like the, um, Christopher Columbus a streamer, you know?

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Or Bruce Lee?

• 17:06Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  I'll say.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  I'll say Jack Doherty.

• 17:11Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, he probably the first streamer who ever did it. Yeah, Jack Doherty.

• 17:15Theo Von?

  Jack Doherty from, um, is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding it like putting his girls in cars and stuff?

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid. He probably the first streamer.

• 17:23Theo Von?

  Wow.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  He a legend. Yeah, he a legend. I'll say he a legend.

• 17:26Theo Von?

  Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude. Every other episode, he's like, I'm putting, that bitch is gone. And guess what's behind this curtain?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:34Theo Von?

  And it's another bitch back there.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Uncle, you tap in.

• 17:37Theo Von?

  I'm in.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  With a, with a, in, in the net?

• 17:39Theo Von?

  There he is, right there, mugshot, too.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  That's him?

• 17:41Theo Von?

  Dude, he always will, he'll like tickle somebody and then hide behind a big black guy.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  What do you mean by that? Big black guy?

• 17:48Theo Von?

  Uh, uh, one of his security guards.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 17:51Theo Von?

  Dude, he'll always like walk off from the security guard and then get snuck by somebody.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:55Theo Von?

  He has a crazy life, though.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  Nah, he, he does.

• 17:58Theo Von?

  So he's considered the first streamer, then?

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, he the first streamer.

• 18:00Theo Von?

  Okay, bet. I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on.

• 18:03Speaker 01

  Wait, so you be streaming or nah?

• 18:05Theo Von?

  No, but I watch it, dude. I, you know, I kinda see what's going on. Um, you know, I got to link up with Speed one time when he was in town. So, you know, there's stuff like you kinda see what's going on and I'm curious about it because it's the future. It's like,

• 18:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:18Theo Von?

  You know, to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre to not be curious about it, you know?

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:22Theo Von?

  And you kind of-

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Quick question.

• 18:24Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Would you hop on stream after this podcast with me?

• 18:28Theo Von?

  Yeah, I would do something. Yeah, what do you, should, what should we do? Maybe go for a walk or something?

• 18:32Speaker 01

  Oh, mm, you can show me around Nashville. Show me what you've been doing like offline. Go, we can go golfing, fishing, whatever you do, like, Yeah, I'll be down.

• 18:41Theo Von?

  If we could fish, that'd be dope.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Mm, we can go buy the, the, the worms. We can buy the, the,

• 18:48Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  What's it called?

• 18:49Theo Von?

  Fishing rod, fishing reel.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  Fishing rod.

• 18:51Theo Von?

  Oh, I think I got some shit, I got some shit in, in my truck, actually.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Are you a country guy? Could, I, I think, I think you're a country guy. Like, I can't, like, by your face, by your dress, like, the whole body and by the house. I feel like you're a country guy.

• 19:05Theo Von?

  Let me think if I am.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  And you got accent too, you got country guy accent.

• 19:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, I got a country accent for sure.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Are you very American?

• 19:12Theo Von?

  Yeah, we grew up just like in our area was just like kinda black and white. It wasn't like real redneck. So it wasn't like, you know, shooting guns and like, you know, um, doing N words or whatever.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Redneck?

• 19:26Theo Von?

  Yeah, it was more, it wasn't like, uh.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  Wait, is that racist if I say?

• 19:30Theo Von?

  If you say what, redneck?

• 19:31Speaker 01

  Redneck?

• 19:32Theo Von?

  Some people consider it racist. I don't know if I do.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:36Theo Von?

  But some people would.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 19:38Theo Von?

  Yes, to some people, that's like the N word to some white people, you know?

• 19:41Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but if I, if I offend, offend to you, like.

• 19:46Theo Von?

  No, man, I'm okay. I don't identify as that. I just identify kinda like as rural, just like.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel you.

• 19:53Theo Von?

  Just kinda rural.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Uncle, I would, I would, I would let you call me a qingchong.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  I'll give it a pass.

• 20:00Theo Von?

  Really?

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, just call it one time, it's okay. I know you wanna do it.

• 20:05Theo Von?

  I don't wanna do it, I don't think.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  It's okay, like, like, I'm cool, like, you feel me? I'm gonna give it a pass, you can say, qingchong.

• 20:10Theo Von?

  I would not say, I would probably, I would think of something better than that.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Alright, alright, let me see.

• 20:14Theo Von?

  Like, uh, I would think like chop chop.

• 20:19Theo Von?

  Look at this little.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Chop chop?

• 20:21Theo Von?

  Chip chop!

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Chip chop?

• 20:25Theo Von?

  Abraham Chenkin?

• 20:27Speaker 01

  Nah!

• 20:28Theo Von?

  You like?

• 20:28Speaker 01

  I, I like that, I, I like that.

• 20:30Theo Von?

  Chip chop?

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Chip chop, okay, chip chop.

• 20:32Theo Von?

  Cause it's more.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  It's more, it's more like, like.

• 20:35Theo Von?

  I don't like qingchong that much.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Why?

• 20:39Theo Von?

  I would maybe call you like a slut machine boy or something like that. Something that Asian people like to do. Look at this little kinda.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Slut machine?

• 20:48Theo Von?

  Look at this little slut machine, yeah.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  What you mean by like, like we slut, like?

• 20:52Theo Von?

  No, I'm just thinking out loud, this is a horrible conversation to begin. Dude, you know what, you know what I realized with you, like?

• 20:58Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:00Theo Von?

  Like, you like to like really examine racism and like stand, like usually racism, it's just like, somebody like, you know, you run through, you, like racism is just like you take a step in and you're out. But you like to go stand in the racism.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  You know why? I love everybody. I love.

• 21:15Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Every culture, I respect every culture, that's, you feel me? I feel like a.

• 21:20Theo Von?

  I do feel that energy from you. Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man. All types of people like you, you know?

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I hope so, I, I'm trying my best.

• 21:29Theo Von?

  I feel that energy.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:31Theo Von?

  What, when it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them? Bring up a couple Asians, bring up a batch of Asians, bring us up a batch.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  So, so you mean like every racist, how, how, oh my god, you know, you know, you know him?

• 21:44Theo Von?

  I don't know him.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  That's Jay Chou, you know, you know, you know, fun fact, me and him was in the same school, what did my mother?

• 21:50Theo Von?

  In school?

• 21:51Speaker 01

  And then we, we-

• 21:52Theo Von?

  So he's Taiwanese?

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, he Taiwanese too, we in the same exact school, we graduated the same high school, we got a same teacher.

• 21:58Theo Von?

  What kinda guy was he?

• 22:00Speaker 01

  I never met him before, I wanna meet him cuz he a legend.

• 22:03Theo Von?

  Oh, you, not at the same time, different time?

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Um, he a singer.

• 22:07Theo Von?

  Oh, he is, Jay Chou.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, and people, right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him, cuz we, we from the same school, we from the same place, and then he a legend too, shout out to you, um.

• 22:18Theo Von?

  What's up Jay Chou, nice to see you, brother?

• 22:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:21Theo Von?

  Um, so where do you, like Taiwanese, Japan, I'm trying to think of what else they have, they have Japanese, um.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Japan, oh, Japanese, Vietnamese, um.

• 22:29Theo Von?

  Like what is this one?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Like, I feel like it's Japanese.

• 22:33Theo Von?

  Okay, and are that, how do you guys, how do you?

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Like probably Yakuza or some shit, Yakuza, the gangster in Japan, Japanese?

• 22:39Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's badass.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's badass, he look like he can hoop your ass.

• 22:43Theo Von?

  Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't think he can hoop, he look like he can do some, chop some sushi or some shit.

• 22:50Theo Von?

  He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie, that dude looks like he'll, oh, he'll shoot a three pointer right through your fucking spine with that knife, big dog.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  I don't think he'll hoop though.

• 22:59Theo Von?

  What about this guy, who is that?

• 23:01Speaker 01

  Like, that's the president of, of, of, of China.

• 23:05Theo Von?

  And where does China rank, like, that's what I'm saying.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  I'm kidding, but I don't wanna lie, bro, I rank China down there, bro.

• 23:11Theo Von?

  Down to the bottom?

• 23:12Speaker 01

  It's like, it's like, nah, they cool though, but like, like, like, their personality, like, how do I say, like, they just not really a good person, that's what I feel like.

• 23:22Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:23Theo Von?

  And what about?

• 23:25Speaker 01

  I feel like it's Philippine or some shit.

• 23:26Theo Von?

  Ooh, Filipino is the best.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Cambodian? I fuck with Philippines.

• 23:30Theo Von?

  Philippines is the best, bro.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  I remain top five, top, top seven, top seven.

• 23:33Theo Von?

  What about Korean? Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit.

• 23:39Theo Von?

  Look at this dog treat right here huh?

• 23:43Speaker 01

  What you mean by that?

• 23:44Theo Von?

  No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out of me now.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Little biscuit?

• 23:47Theo Von?

  No, I'm just saying.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  So you're just calling fat?

• 23:49Theo Von?

  Look at this little. No, no.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  I mean, he is fat, but like.

• 23:53Theo Von?

  Look at this little Jaundice Juice Box right here, boy. You look like a fucking juice box, bruh.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Nah, why he face is like, nah, he face look like a pork buns.

• 24:06Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, he does.

• 24:07Speaker 01

  He got pork bun face.

• 24:08Theo Von?

  He got pork bun face.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 24:11Theo Von?

  He got pork bun face.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  Pork bun face?

• 24:13Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  A BTS?

• 24:16Theo Von?

  And these guys are what?

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Koreans?

• 24:18Theo Von?

  Okay, how do Koreans rank?

• 24:20Speaker 01

  I rank they a top five, a good top five.

• 24:22Theo Von?

  Cause they're competitive. A lot of business people.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Hmm, over there?

• 24:27Theo Von?

  Strict responsibilities, yeah, Korean people very responsibilities.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Hmm, I didn't know about that.

• 24:32Theo Von?

  Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Hmm, that's why I need stay around you, uncle. Cause you gonna teach me some old stuff, some smart stuff, I don't know, I do stream, I don't care like. I do stream, I don't care about all that, but like, if I stay around you, I'll be knowing all the like, smart.

• 24:48Theo Von?

  Yeah, the history, the facts.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 24:51Theo Von?

  Bro, we'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy, a little country boy.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  I will be down.

• 24:56Theo Von?

  Cause you're already named Ray, Ray is the most popular, like one of the most country names in the world.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  It is?

• 25:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, Ray, come here, Ray. You just put some letters together.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Nah. Cause my, my last name is Ray, R U E I. And so I changed it to Ray, it makes sense, feel me?

• 25:15Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, or Indians, wait.

• 25:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, and how, is Indians?

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Ah, I don't think, I don't think they, um, like, like, we Asians, like, we fucking them, but like, I wouldn't say they Asians. Like, they more like their own continent.

• 25:29Theo Von?

  Oh, who is this? Oh, that's Laotian.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 25:34Theo Von?

  I don't know either, bro.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Leoshi.

• 25:37Theo Von?

  Those keep, they don't even have.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  I don't care about, have you ever been to Japan? How you liking it?

• 25:43Theo Von?

  I liked it, man. They got everything clean, nice. A lot of Japanese people friendly.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah, they so friendly. One thing about Taiwanese too, like, they friendly.

• 25:53Theo Von?

  They are?

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, they are. You should go.

• 25:55Theo Von?

  Are they accepting of, uh, if American people go there?

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, they love black people and white people. They love fortune. Like, if a bitch see you white, you got a white dick, they can be like, "Oh, wow, oh", you feel me?

• 26:10Theo Von?

  Oh, they want that, huh?

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, they want a white truck.

• 26:13Theo Von?

  They want that chop chop?

• 26:14Speaker 01

  No, no, no. I'm a chop chop.

• 26:16Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  You, you like a hee haw.

• 26:18Theo Von?

  Oh, they like that hee haw?

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, like some cowboy shit, hee haw.

• 26:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, huh? Put some straw around my penis, huh?

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:24Theo Von?

  Put a little lasso on it. Who is this guy? What is that?

• 26:27Speaker 01

  That's Vietnamese. That's Jason Awin.

• 26:30Theo Von?

  It is?

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, Jason Awin. Yeah, he from Vietnamese, bro.

• 26:34Theo Von?

  He's Vietnamese. And how do you guys view Vietnamese people?

• 26:37Speaker 01

  They cool. We got, we got, uh, we got no problem about it. They cool.

• 26:41Theo Von?

  Okay. So who's your biggest nemesis? Like, who's kind of the art, like, like Batman versus Joker? Like, if y'all are Batman and who's the Joker, like, who's the?

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Hmm, I was, I was like Tower in China.

• 26:52Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  They got history behind it and they kind of like beefing.

• 26:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  But me personally, I don't really care.

• 26:59Theo Von?

  So you don't carry that energy around with you, really?

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't really care, bro.

• 27:02Theo Von?

  But you know it.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. I know it.

• 27:04Theo Von?

  It's in the cabinet, bet.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, that's my, that's my other uncle. You know him?

• 27:10Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, that's Uncle Roger.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Yes, that's my other uncle, bro. Shout, shout out to you, Uncle Roger.

• 27:16Theo Von?

  Bro, he, uh...

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Hi, ya.

• 27:17Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Bro, what's his song? What's that song? See if you can find that song.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Wait, have you ever met him before?

• 27:23Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro. Uncle Roger came here. He was...

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, he do a podcast?

• 27:25Theo Von?

  Hilarious, bro. He's a great guy.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I fuck with him.

• 27:28Theo Von?

  This is his song right here, bro. This is his anthem, bro. This is that summer anthem. Play it up.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Wait, can you read the title for me? Because I can't really see.

• 27:40Theo Von?

  I can't see either right now.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  I don't think that's Uncle Roger. I think that's some...

• 27:48Theo Von?

  This is his... No, this is his favorite song.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  I don't think that's Uncle Roger though.

• 27:52Theo Von?

  Bro, I'm telling you, bro.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  I didn't see no Asian in there.

• 27:55Theo Von?

  That's Sexy Red right there.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Okay. Hey.

• 27:59Theo Von?

  That's fucking Shia Gilius Alexander, bruh. Everybody in this bitch.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  SBA, okay.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Hey, okay. But I don't think that's Uncle Roger. That's...

• 28:11Theo Von?

  But no, this is his...

• 28:12Speaker 01

  That's a bunch of black folks.

• 28:14Theo Von?

  Well, if that's all you see, that's all you see, twin. I'm just saying that... They...

• 28:20Speaker 01

  Unwork can be gay too.

• 28:26Theo Von?

  It's the truth, bro.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  Hold on now.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  It's actually a good song.

• 28:35Theo Von?

  I'm telling you, bro. This Uncle Roger put me on this shit.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Nah, that's tough.

• 28:46Theo Von?

  That's enough right there, bro. We ain't giving it all to him.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Wait, have you ever, um... Like, like, like... How long have you been doing the podcast for?

• 28:53Theo Von?

  Seven years.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Because I'm trying to get to know you. I feel like...

• 28:57Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  If I have a podcast, I want to get to know you too. Like, for respect to the, uh... My, my, my, my... How do I say? Older? Elder, elder.

• 29:07Theo Von?

  Elder, yeah, you could say elder.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  So, you've been doing podcast for seven years?

• 29:10Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  So, what got you...

• 29:11Theo Von?

  But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah? Wait, my bad. My phone. My shit ringing.

• 29:18Theo Von?

  Oh, bro, y'all make them. You could do whatever you want with them.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

• 29:23Theo Von?

  Right, them bitches. You probably got unlimited phone, bro.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Nah, all in Taiwan.

• 29:27Theo Von?

  If you're Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone though. That's a problem.

• 29:32Theo Von?

  Um, quick question for you. Growing up, were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff? Or is that just a myth that we hear in America?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Hmm, hmm, nah, they do. There's a part called Taizong. They make all the, like, 3Cs. The computer, the chips. They all make that in that area.

• 29:52Theo Von?

  So, is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places?

• 29:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know... Yes, like that, but you know... People work there, they got paid high, like, they pay... So many money, but they'll go broke like after like ten years.

• 30:06Theo Von?

  Oh, the stress?

• 30:07Speaker 01

  Yes, because it's very stress needs.

• 30:08Theo Von?

  Ah, did you ever know somebody that worked there? So it's like a common thing?

• 30:13Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't know nobody work there.

• 30:15Theo Von?

  Got it.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I know these players are like, they teach us back in the day in school. They just tell us, let part know for making those chips and computing and stuff.

• 30:24Theo Von?

  Oh, wow.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:26Theo Von?

  Do they have, um, lesbians in Taiwan?

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know, Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage.

• 30:38Theo Von?

  Is it really?

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, in, in, in, in the Asian, the first country.

• 30:42Theo Von?

  First Asian country. Oh, wow. So Taiwan is a very progressive country.

• 30:45Speaker 01

  I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians. I shout to y'all, man. I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support them. That's why I do gay shit.

• 30:56Theo Von?

  Yeah, I think, look, I think you can do not, I think you can not do gay shit and still support them, but also if you're gonna do get, look, bro. Play the song again from Uncle Roger, you know what I'm saying, bro? That's what you gotta do, bro.

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• 34:05Speaker 01

  Oh, like, like, like, at, like, like, we still cousin or we still cousin, like?

• 34:11Theo Von?

  No, like with the, yeah, like, do people, does your, do your parents have a lot of siblings? Like, did you have a lot of siblings?

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Me, I don't have siblings.

• 34:17Theo Von?

  Your only child?

• 34:17Speaker 01

  I'm only child, yes. So, I be grow up, get bored sometimes. Jesus is only child?

• 34:23Theo Von?

  Look it up, was Jesus an only child?

• 34:26Speaker 01

  Wait, are you an only child?

• 34:28Theo Von?

  No.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  You got siblings?

• 34:30Theo Von?

  I got three siblings, yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  Like, how I feel growing up, cuz I don't, I don't got to experience that.

• 34:36Theo Von?

  Whether Jesus was an only child is something to debate, so who knows, bro? But I think he was so, he was the most popular one. I bet his brother was like, dang, I ain't even going out of the house.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:47Theo Von?

  You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother, what are you gonna do?

• 34:49Speaker 01

  You can do whatever.

• 34:50Theo Von?

  But I know, but still, you don't wanna be like, just milling around on his shit all day.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  What you mean?

• 34:56Theo Von?

  You don't wanna be sitting around.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Like, you don't wanna be named by Jesus' brother?

• 34:59Theo Von?

  You would wanna do your own thing, you know? If Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably wanna do your, something unique to you. Maybe do music or something.

• 35:09Speaker 01

  I don't know, I just, if I, if Jesus was my brother, I'll, I'll do whatever I like.

• 35:14Theo Von?

  Right, but would you try to do the same thing? Like, oh, I'm gonna be a savior. Like I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road?

• 35:19Speaker 01

  If I got a chance, I would, I would, I would save people. I, I.

• 35:22Theo Von?

  That's true.

• 35:23Speaker 01

  If I can save people, I'll save people.

• 35:25Theo Von?

  Yeah, you right.

• 35:26Speaker 01

  So, I got a question for you.

• 35:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Like, growing up as America.

• 35:30Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  What's like a, America culture, or like, something that only America would do? Americans would do?

• 35:37Theo Von?

  I think a lot of times, like, probably something only Americans would do?

• 35:47Theo Von?

  Maybe some of the games we played as children.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:50Theo Von?

  Stuff like that.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  Like, what type of game?

• 35:53Theo Von?

  Um, they would play

• 35:57Theo Von?

  probably they used to have a game called like, you would throw a ball up in the air, whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever. And then, everybody would ta, like, hit him or whatever.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Like, like corners? Like, if you're, if you're in the elevator, if you say corners, you gotta go to the corners. If, if the person not at the corner, you gotta get jumped.

• 36:18Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, I kinda like that.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay, okay. I fuck with that, I fuck with that.

• 36:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, very similar to that, bro.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:24Theo Von?

  So that was something that was very American? What was something that was very American? Oh, sometimes if you have, if you're at school, you bring a, a apple to the teacher.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  Why?

• 36:33Theo Von?

  Just a gift? Yeah.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  I think we do that in Asian too.

• 36:36Theo Von?

  Really?

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, we got like red envelopes.

• 36:38Theo Von?

  Red envelopes?

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, you put some money in, give it to the teacher, or like, your friends, family, or some gift.

• 36:44Theo Von?

  What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here?

• 36:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, the national holiday. It's on, it's on. I think it's on October eight or October ten. I forgot some shit like that. I think that's, oh, Chinese New Year. Oh, it was Chinese New Year right now.

• 37:01Theo Von?

  Oh, it just happened, Year of the Horse.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel that's the only thing that Asians celebrate about, Chinese New Year.

• 37:08Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here. Cause I go to the massage place and they gave me like a little gift over there.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Like, like, like, like, like, something.

• 37:16Theo Von?

  I like the massage over there.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  What the god. Like, like, like.

• 37:20Theo Von?

  Massage?

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Like, nah, like, like, like, um, happy ending?

• 37:24Theo Von?

  No, no, no, I say no.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 37:25Theo Von?

  Yeah, I tell them.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Damn, why?

• 37:27Theo Von?

  I don't want that shit. I jerk myself off. I don't need you to do my shit. I do my own work.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  You know, I did it one time in Taiwan.

• 37:33Theo Von?

  You did?

• 37:33Speaker 01

  It's kind of cool.

• 37:34Theo Von?

  How old were you when you went?

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Eighteen.

• 37:37Theo Von?

  Do you have to be eighteen to go?

• 37:39Speaker 01

  I don't think they care. They just give you the money.

• 37:41Theo Von?

  But you can't massage a kid. That shit's illegal. That shit's fucking crazy, bro.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  I mean, in Taiwan, eighteen is legal.

• 37:46Theo Von?

  Eighteen is the legal age to drink?

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can drink eighteen for me, get a massage, happy ending, all that for me. I locally think the rule in America, like, like, can drink only twenty-one is locally, like, dumb.

• 37:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Like, I feel like, uh, as the age of twenty, I feel like twenty, you can drink, bro. Like, come on, you're a grown ass man, you got pubes. You feel me? You got, you got armpit. You're a grown ass man. You can drink at the age of twenty, bro. Who give a fuck? Eighteen and nineteen, probably nah, but like twenty else a year.

• 38:19Theo Von?

  I would, I'd vote for that. I think people, like where I'm from, people drink really young, you know?

• 38:25Speaker 01

  I can tell.

• 38:25Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  To your country.

• 38:26Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  On country, people drink beer for fun?

• 38:29Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  So that's what they call, like, no offense, like, redneck.

• 38:33Theo Von?

  Oh, well, people that, also, they work outside a lot and so the sun gets on their neck.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 38:39Theo Von?

  But if their cheek is red and stuff, that's mostly from alcohol, drugs.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  You be, you be drinking beers?

• 38:45Theo Von?

  Nah, I don't drink it anymore.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  You healthy?

• 38:47Theo Von?

  I had to quit. I had to quit.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  You used to?

• 38:50Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Why you quit? Trying to be healthy?

• 38:54Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro, yeah. I never thought it was trying to be healthy, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. It was like, I had, like, I just got a different diet.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're healthy.

• 39:04Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 39:05Theo Von?

  I mean, that's kind of, yeah, I mean, that's.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Let, let me know what's your routine like, like you wake up, like dude, like beer shit, or like you wake up, you, you, you start making breakfast, cooking eggs.

• 39:14Theo Von?

  No, I don't eat breakfast, bro.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 39:16Theo Von?

  Fucking, bro. Breakfast is fucking pigeons, bro. I ain't even doing that shit.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  So what you eat when, when you're hungry, like when you wake up?

• 39:22Theo Von?

  Bring motherfuckers eat dinner, bro.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Only dinner? Once a day? Like, like, what?

• 39:27Theo Von?

  Bro, breakfast is, you wake up and eat, bro? I haven't even done shit. I'm not getting up and eating breakfast.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  So what you wake up, what you do?

• 39:33Theo Von?

  But you're still growing probably, so you gotta get up and eat breakfast, brother.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  No, I don't grow. I stopped by five, five eight. I never grow after that.

• 39:39Theo Von?

  Bro, you could grow a little bit, but you doubting yourself.

• 39:43Speaker 01

  So how, how do I do that?

• 39:44Theo Von?

  That's the kind, you're gonna stay that size, bro, I'm telling you.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  So I gotta, I gotta believe, I gotta believe myself, like, I can grow, I can grow, I can grow.

• 39:51Theo Von?

  Yeah, or at least have a hope.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  I've been, I've been hoping that, oh, for my whole life, I'm a dick, it did not grow.

• 39:58Theo Von?

  But I'm just saying, now they got peptides, bro. You can get that shit easy.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  I, I, nah, I feel like BBL for me. It don't feel real.

• 40:04Theo Von?

  But that's, you, dude, if you could easily have a fucking, get some peptides, get you a little.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Wait, peptides mean like your dick can like do some shit and grow big?

• 40:13Theo Von?

  Now, bro.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Wait, that's what, wait.

• 40:15Theo Von?

  Peptide make your hair longer. They got peptide for your neck, your eye color. They have a peptide will make people, it'll even make your skin look darker.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  If you do that, if you make it darker, so does that mean like you can say the N word?

• 40:28Theo Von?

  I think if you use a lot of it, probably.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  Okay. Would you do it?

• 40:33Theo Von?

  I don't know if I would, bro.

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too. I, I'm a stay in Asian, for me.

• 40:37Theo Von?

  Dude, so take us back, just so our audience knows, take us back. You were just living in Taiwan, right?

• 40:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:43Theo Von?

  I mean, like a famous thing is you met Kai Tsunat at the 7-Eleven, right? So that was like a chance encounter. People say it was staged sometimes.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:52Theo Von?

  Do you think it was staged or not?

• 40:53Speaker 01

  I mean, I know myself, it's, it's not staged. I mean, I was on the school trip. Hold, listen, the way I make eyes in Japan.

• 41:02Theo Von?

  But what kind of school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro, as a, as a, as a, ah, school trip?

• 41:07Speaker 01

  It's just, nah, cause I studied in a class called like, like, like, how do I say it? Like, like, ah. Like, English class.

• 41:16Theo Von?

  Oh, so you were learning some English?

• 41:18Speaker 01

  A little bit, not too much. I mean, they kinda bullshit over there. The teacher is fucking Asian. How can they teach you good English?

• 41:23Theo Von?

  Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they taking you to a fucking 7-Eleven as a field trip.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, nah. They didn't, they didn't teach us, they didn't take us to 7-Eleven. It's a free day that day. I would, I stream sniped Kai.

• 41:35Theo Von?

  Oh, so you saw him and you went?

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I saw Kai streaming over there, so I just go over there.

• 41:40Theo Von?

  How far away did you live from there?

• 41:42Speaker 01

  No, no, it's Japan. I don't live there.

• 41:44Theo Von?

  Oh, so you were visiting Japan?

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was visiting.

• 41:46Theo Von?

  So you ran into him and that was it?

• 41:48Speaker 01

  Nah, I, he was streaming. I stream sniped him.

• 41:51Theo Von?

  Right.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  And then all I wanted is to take a pic, and he fucked with me, the chat fucked with me.

• 41:56Theo Von?

  And that was it?

• 41:57Speaker 01

  And the rest is history.

• 41:58Theo Von?

  That's how it started?

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's how it started. So I feel like I'm, I'm very blessed to be here. I feel I, I got blessed by God. I'm very lucky. And, yeah, bro.

• 42:07Theo Von?

  Did you have to tell your parents?

• 42:09Speaker 01

  And shout out to Kai, and shout out to Kai too, but like, like...

• 42:10Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, Kai is the truth, bro.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:12Theo Von?

  He's the most excited, bro. His energy is so, his energy is through the roof.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit. I'll be a bitch in Taiwan.

• 42:18Theo Von?

  No, you still be a man, bro.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  I hope so. But I was, I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan. I don't know what to do. I got no goals in life.

• 42:25Theo Von?

  You would be a beautiful young man, bro. Don't be saying that kinda shit, bro. You gotta speak up.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I appreciate that, uncle. Thank you, bro.

• 42:32Theo Von?

  You gotta speak up, bro.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, bro.

• 42:34Theo Von?

  N-words can be gay too, bro. Anything can happen.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, go back to the line, you said?

• 42:40Theo Von?

  Play the song again.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  You said N-word can be...

• 42:42Theo Von?

  Play the chorus.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  Oh, oh. Wait, what do you mean by N-word can be gay? Like...

• 42:46Theo Von?

  Anybody could do anything.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  That's facts.

• 42:49Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  And it mean possible?

• 42:56Theo Von?

  That's what I'm saying, bro. Bro, they got half the NBA in this fucking video, bro. And these motherfuckers going hard. Half the Ball family in that bitch over there.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Okay, I feel you, I feel you, I feel you.

• 43:11Theo Von?

  Did you have to tell your parents like, "Look guys, I'm changing, I'm like, I'm gonna change my life here." Were they scared of it? Like, what?

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 43:18Theo Von?

  In Asian culture, like, there's a lot of respect between parents and children, is that right?

• 43:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:22Theo Von?

  Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yes. I, it depends on the parents though. I feel like, shout my parents, they very support whatever I do. So, so at that point, but, I wasn't thinking about, when I first met Kai, I wasn't thinking about like, "I'mma do stream, I'mma blow up, I'mma do this, ah." I was just like, "Okay, I'm, okay, it's cool, I met him." And like, it's like truly friendship. I didn't know I'mma be a streamer.

• 43:47Theo Von?

  Right, you didn't have a big strategy.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just, I just know like, "Okay, I take a picture, that's it." Feel me? And, after that, Kai taped into the state and he start bringing me more on stream and then the fans start loving me, that's how I build up. So, I wasn't thinking about, "I'mma be a streamer at first."

• 44:02Theo Von?

  But were your parents nervous that you were going to America? You just met a young black guy and now you're going to America to see him?

• 44:08Speaker 01

  At first, hell yeah, my parents definitely nervous cuz you just go to America, a random place and and somebody fly you out, you don't even know him, he's a random guy.

• 44:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, and a wealthy random guy. A lot of times if there's somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:23Theo Von?

  It's for, you know.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  For what?

• 44:26Theo Von?

  I mean, it's for extracurricular.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  For this?

• 44:29Theo Von?

  I don't know how they do it, but they doing it probably.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:32Theo Von?

  Play the song again, you know what I'm saying, bruh?

• 44:34Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, yeah, play the song, play the song.

• 44:36Theo Von?

  Yeah, play the fucking. I'm just saying, bro, yeah. But so, were your parents scared for you? Cuz they're the parents, they have experience like in the world. Were they saying like, "Son, we don't," you know what I'm saying, "we're nervous?"

• 44:48Speaker 01

  Actually, I never asked my mom about this. I should go back and ask my mom.

• 44:54Theo Von?

  Like, I wonder if she was scared, like?

• 44:55Speaker 01

  I feel like she probably scared a little bit, but like, he trust Kai a lot, he know he on internet, he can see.

• 45:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, he's trustworthy.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel, I feel he's, my mom trust Kai, so, yeah.

• 45:07Theo Von?

  Um, do you engage with a lot of other streamers now? Like, is that a big part of your thing, to link up with other streamers a lot? Or do you still like to kinda do your own thing?

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've, I've been, I've been linking up with like NBA players, NFL players, to do stream with.

• 45:19Theo Von?

  Yeah, I see some of that.

• 45:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do, uh, I do a stream with Jalen Brown, he's cool as fuck, like, I'mma eat sprint. Like the life to be an MBA.

• 45:27Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  I'm from Taiwan. I think about it. You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan. So for me, it's like showing the audience like a special life playlist. And yeah, bro.

• 45:41Theo Von?

  Right. You're kind of being a tour guide for people from your country to the world.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, a little bit like I'm a tour guide. I'm showing people around the world. I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here. I really thank you for everybody's support me. And yeah, man, it's really a blessing, bro.

• 45:55Theo Von?

  It's pretty amazing. It like kind of makes you have faith that like something new and different can happen, you know?

• 46:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:01Theo Von?

  Like, uh, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that?

• 46:04Speaker 01

  I don't feel like pressure. I feel I do this like hobby. I don't want to treat it as a work.

• 46:08Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  I want to treat it as a hobby. That's how you like become bigger. So, because you you want to love what you do right now.

• 46:15Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like, it's like you, you probably love talking. You probably love doing podcasts. That's how I keep going, right?

• 46:22Theo Von?

  Yeah, I love to meet people.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  You definitely don't treat it as a job. That's how you be- become good.

• 46:26Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why, that's why saying as me too, I like meet people, experience life, experience different thing about like, about an Asian kid from Taiwan and just showing people love, showing people around war, and it's fire.

• 46:41Theo Von?

  Do you interact with other streamers? Did you see Crip Mac just got out of jail? Did you see that?

• 46:45Speaker 01

  I did not see that.

• 46:47Theo Von?

  Pull up Crip Mac, bro.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Um, wait, I think he's Asian, right?

• 46:52Theo Von?

  Crip Mac? Crip Mac? He might be like dark Asian or whatever.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Wait, like you know him personally?

• 46:58Theo Von?

  Crip Mac is the legend, bro.

• 46:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:00Theo Von?

  Right here.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  Wait, he a singer?

• 47:02Theo Von?

  Yeah, he was a musician, I think.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Wait, how we become talk about Asian and get to Crip Mac?

• 47:15Theo Von?

  I'm gonna talk about streamers. Have you met some of these other? These are kind of early streamers right here.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  He a streamer?

• 47:20Theo Von?

  Pretty, I mean, he kind of was. He was like a, uh, he was a Crip.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  I'm not a gang.

• 47:27Theo Von?

  I mean, he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  Oh damn, I would love to see that.

• 47:32Theo Von?

  Bro, you gotta link up with Kirk Mac, bro. He'd be great. What about Tiger King, bro? He was kind of an early.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Who's Tiger King?

• 47:38Theo Von?

  Check your DMs, bro. He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers, bruh.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  Wait, wait.

• 47:43Theo Von?

  He'll put some fucking soy sauce.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  Is that a mug shop?

• 47:46Theo Von?

  He'll put some soy sauce on your legs.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Is that a mug shop?

• 47:48Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Is this like the old Diddy or some shit?

• 47:51Theo Von?

  Yeah, he kinda the original Diddy, bruh.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro. I feel like he gonna fuck me in the fucking ass. In my little, I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole.

• 48:02Theo Von?

  But nah, we don't know what he's gonna do, bruh.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Nah, I'm good off that.

• 48:06Theo Von?

  He was a politician. He was almost a politician. He tried to run for president.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 48:10Theo Von?

  Yeah, but he's got a, look at that tiger he's got. Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?

• 48:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course, bro. You got tigers everywhere.

• 48:17Theo Von?

  But y'all got more of them, don't you?

• 48:19Speaker 01

  I don't know about that.

• 48:20Theo Von?

  See, how many, how many tigers they got in Taiwan, bruh? I'm pulling up.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  Where the fuck is such a this type of shit, bro?

• 48:26Theo Von?

  How many tigers they got in Taiwan?

• 48:28Speaker 01

  We got more dragons.

• 48:29Theo Von?

  There are no wild tigers.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Oh, there's no tigers.

• 48:32Theo Von?

  Damn.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, that's crazy.

• 48:34Theo Von?

  Damn, bruh.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  Probably in the zoo.

• 48:36Theo Von?

  Do y'all have zoos over there?

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. You think Taiwan's a dirt country or some shit?

• 48:41Theo Von?

  I don't know what it's like. We're trying to find out.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  You're right. You've never been there. You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 48:45Theo Von?

  Like, what are some modes of transportation there? Like, y'all have like, I know they have a skateboard?

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, they got everything. They got a car, they got, they got everything, man. Yeah, Honda.

• 48:55Theo Von?

  What about piggyback ride? Y'all got that?

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Um, I don't, I don't think we got that. That's more like Thailand. Yeah, that's more like Thailand. Oh, yeah, we do have that booty chain. It's fast as fuck.

• 49:06Theo Von?

  Is that bitch pretty fast?

• 49:07Speaker 01

  That bitch fast as fuck.

• 49:08Theo Von?

  Really?

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Two, three hundred, three hundred K, uh, how do I say that? Three hundred miles per hour or four hundred.

• 49:13Theo Von?

  Look at that bitch right there. You telling me y'all ain't got a tiger on that bitch?

• 49:16Speaker 01

  I think that's Thailand. I don't think that's Taiwan.

• 49:18Theo Von?

  Y'all like, bruh, I'm just saying, you tell, look at that's piggyback ride right there.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  I think everybody can do that. You can do it.

• 49:26Theo Von?

  But in some countries, it's a mode of transportation.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  We can do it.

• 49:28Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 49:29Speaker 01

  I, we can do it.

• 49:30Theo Von?

  We could probably do it.

• 49:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, everybody can do it.

• 49:32Theo Von?

  That looks just like us, actually. I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there. It's very similar.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  You mean, wait, you mean the, uh, the, the, the kid?

• 49:40Theo Von?

  I look like the guy with the dark hair.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Nah, I feel, I look like the guy down there, cuz we both, we both Asian, we got.

• 49:45Theo Von?

  That baby's Asian, bro.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Small eyes, we both got small dick, probably, and we both skins yellow.

• 49:51Theo Von?

  Bro, your dick can grow, bro, if you believe in yourself, bro.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  I hope so. I, I believe in ten years, it did not grow.

• 49:57Theo Von?

  Bro.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  It's the same size.

• 49:58Theo Von?

  Bro, a couple of years from now, we're gonna link up, you gonna have a fucking, you gonna have a dang.

• 50:02Speaker 01

  Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bro.

• 50:03Theo Von?

  You gonna have that drag.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  I just hope, I still be, I know I'm gonna be alive, but I just hope I can still be alive ten years later, cuz you never know, it's big, it's a big twenty-six, twenty-nine-six.

• 50:12Theo Von?

  Facts.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  You never know what gonna happen.

• 50:14Theo Von?

  Do you run out of stuff to stream? When does it get, like, do you start to, like, how do you stay on your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas? Is there a lot of stuff where other streamers, like, oh, he just did that, I'm doing it? Like, does it become like a lot of, like, stream beef or whatever?

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like, that's a good ass question. Nobody asked me that before. It do be like that sometimes, but me, I don't care. I'm straight copy your shit. If you got a good idea, I'ma copy you.

• 50:36Theo Von?

  Yup.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'ma steal that shit. You feel me? Nothing wrong with stealing that shit. You cannot sue me. It's not legal.

• 50:43Theo Von?

  That's probably true.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  I'ma take that shit. You feel me?

• 50:45Theo Von?

  Should we taking that fucking shit?

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't really care though. You can steal my idea too. I don't care.

• 50:50Theo Von?

  Right, so as long as it's that way too, then that's fair, okay?

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:53Theo Von?

  So that's something. What's that one stream, I saw one stream where you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you out. Bring it up.

• 51:00Speaker 01

  Oh my god, how you know about that? That's how one years ago, I was, not two years ago, I was in New York. I got stuck, yes, how you know about that?

• 51:08Theo Von?

  This is one of my favorite parts, bro.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  I was doing, I was doing anything at a time, man.

• 51:15Theo Von?

  But this was cool, bro. I thought this was interesting, bro, to see, cuz a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for Asians cuz they're little. But then now you see a Asian get in there and you say, oh, that's not the truth.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Nah, I was just, oh, yeah, a, a, a, a grandma, help me, yes. Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much for helping me get out the, um, get out the, get out the, uh, la, la, la, what's it called?

• 51:39Theo Von?

  A swing set.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  Yup, a swing set.

• 51:40Theo Von?

  And you ever talked to her, you ever talked to this kid? Pause it. You ever see this kid again? You keep in touch with him?

• 51:45Speaker 01

  Uh, nah, I never see him after that stream.

• 51:48Theo Von?

  You gotta find that kid, bro.

• 51:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:50Theo Von?

  That would be a good stream, bro.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:52Theo Von?

  Go back to New York, go back to the park.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 51:55Theo Von?

  Where was that, on the Lower East Side?

• 51:58Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 51:59Theo Von?

  And you find that kid, bro. Wonder what he's doing now?

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm wondering what he doing. He probably still a kid, but like, damn, man.

• 52:06Theo Von?

  I don't know, bro.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  That's a nostalgia, bro.

• 52:08Theo Von?

  You grow up fast when shit like that happens, man.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Nah, ass. Time go fast.

• 52:12Theo Von?

  But you don't ever talk, you don't ever see him anymore? You don't?

• 52:15Speaker 01

  Nah, I mean, I mean, I mean, why gotta talk to him for he, I mean, the kid was just there.

• 52:19Theo Von?

  I'm just saying, he was there with you or whatever. I'm just saying, if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what I'm asking.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  Like, like in Taiwan?

• 52:26Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I still be talking to my classmates.

• 52:29Theo Von?

  You do?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  My teacher, yeah.

• 52:30Theo Von?

  Did you graduate?

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I did.

• 52:33Theo Von?

  Did you have to stop streaming to finish school, or how did you finish?

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Nah, I, I was streaming while, while in my senior year. That's what I do. Monday to Friday, I go to school, boom, boom, boom, boom, ah. Go to school, take class, take night, night. For me, do what normal high school do. And then Saturday, Sunday, I stream Saturday, Sunday, and then same shit going. Monday, Friday, school. Saturday, Sa- Saturday, Sunday, stream.

• 52:58Theo Von?

  Damn.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was a grinder at the time, bro. I, I was loving streaming at the time.

• 53:02Theo Von?

  You were?

• 53:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love, I love it.

• 53:04Theo Von?

  And at one point, you had to take a break, I know, and some people said that you would join the military. Is there any truth to that?

• 53:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I joined the military. In my mind, in a dream.

• 53:12Theo Von?

  Oh, that was, but not real?

• 53:13Speaker 01

  Nah, that is real. For me, it's real. I went and made it for like four months, some cool shit, shooting, shooting some people, putting some gun, some bomb. For me, it was cool, it was a cool experience.

• 53:23Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I, I, I was in jail set. I cannot go out. I wasn't even taking a break.

• 53:29Theo Von?

  You weren't?

• 53:30Speaker 01

  I want to stream, but I feel like it's better for me to

• 53:34Speaker 01

  gone from the go, like, gone from the internet. And so when I got my visa, I pop out the new visa, it can be a fire like comeback.

• 53:42Theo Von?

  What did you do while you weren't streaming?

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Playing 2K.

• 53:45Theo Von?

  Yeah?

• 53:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it, playing 2K.

• 53:47Theo Von?

  Who do you use when you play?

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Nah, I play my career. I build my own player.

• 53:51Theo Von?

  Oh, you do?

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I built it as a black guy. Nice, like, I'll say like

• 53:57Speaker 01

  six, eight.

• 53:58Theo Von?

  Hmm.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Strong, tall, athletic, can dunk, whatever. Yeah.

• 54:03Theo Von?

  But now you're in, like, you live in America now?

• 54:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, fully.

• 54:06Theo Von?

  So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, who would you fight, whose side would you fight on, you think?

• 54:12Speaker 01

  I don't think it's gonna happen, but I shit. If that happen. Bitch, I'm going to the moon.

• 54:19Theo Von?

  You leaving?

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm going to the moon. I'm taking uh uh NASA. Whatever that whatever that shit called, uh air air force.

• 54:27Theo Von?

  N A S A.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, NASA, I'm taking that to the moon. She cause she getting crazy.

• 54:31Theo Von?

  I like that shit. Dude, would you ever, who is the first Asian on the moon? You think you could do it?

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I don't think there's no Asian.

• 54:38Theo Von?

  Bro, has anybody ever streamed from the moon?

• 54:40Speaker 01

  Oh, that would be tough.

• 54:42Theo Von?

  Bro, you could do it because that one guy was giving, that rich guy was giving people a ride. Jeff Bezos, Amazon?

• 54:46Speaker 01

  He did?

• 54:47Theo Von?

  As of twenty twenty six, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I gotta be the first one, man. I'll be down to do it, bro. Damn.

• 54:56Theo Von?

  Bro, you could get up there and it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage, you have to pay seventy five dollars if it's over like a certain amount of weight.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Overweight?

• 55:04Theo Von?

  But you be and you be, I think you would be.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Cause I'm skinny, right? I weigh one twenty.

• 55:08Theo Von?

  Well, I'm just saying you would be, you know what I'm saying? You would have to pay those extra charges.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right.

• 55:13Theo Von?

  Thick ass rolling up there, he gonna have to pay extra.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Would you, would you come with me to the moon? Like me and you?

• 55:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good up there.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  We're going crazy.

• 55:25Theo Von?

  The moon girls, boy?

• 55:27Speaker 01

  Moon girls, mu- mu- moon mans? What they say? Aliens can be gay. I'll be fired. Alien can be gay.

• 55:34Theo Von?

  Play the song again.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Play the song, man. Play the fucking song, man, that. Yeah, imagine alien can be gay too.

• 55:42Theo Von?

  Bro, if if you pulled up and the aliens is all gay up there, would you stay for a little while? Like, say you get up there.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:48Theo Von?

  You get out your shuttle, right?

• 55:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 55:50Theo Von?

  And they got up some gay aliens standing around.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  I would love to stay there to see like, what type of gay aliens that, like, I'll I'll try to experience.

• 55:58Theo Von?

  See what they're doing?

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Yes, you you wouldn't?

• 56:01Theo Von?

  I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals. I wouldn't stay for very long.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too. I wouldn't stay for too long, cause I don't want my ass to get fucked.

• 56:07Theo Von?

  I would tell them I don't have an ass. That's what I would tell them, cause they don't know.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Hmm, that's smart.

• 56:11Theo Von?

  They don't know?

• 56:12Speaker 01

  But if if if they like. If they just do it, like, you don't want, you don't want nothing to happen.

• 56:18Theo Von?

  I would say, ah, I don't have an ass or something. I would say, oh, Ray, Ray brought his ass, you know?

• 56:22Speaker 01

  You gonna snitch on me?

• 56:24Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro, I'm snitching. Bitch, we just got there. Yeah, I'm snitching on you, dude. You think I'm gonna let him use my ass, bro?

• 56:30Speaker 01

  What the fuck, Uncle? You sacrificed my ass to yours?

• 56:35Theo Von?

  Bro.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Guess what? If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on you too.

• 56:39Theo Von?

  Ah, bro, I'ma lie to him.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  I'ma do a reverse.

• 56:41Theo Von?

  Ah, too late. You gonna be in some bedroom or something, bro. I'm gonna be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say, oh, that's Uncle Von. He got ass too. Ain't got dick too. Go.

• 56:52Theo Von?

  Nah, bro, don't do that kinda shit.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you're right.

• 56:55Theo Von?

  Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you gotta return the favor, bro.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  I, I got a question for you.

• 57:00Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  Like, like, I ask this to everybody hop on my stream.

• 57:04Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  I ask him, one billion per backshot. How many backshots are you taking?

• 57:12Speaker 01

  Take your time, hmm?

• 57:13Theo Von?

  What'd you say, one billion?

• 57:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, one billion per backshot. How many backshots are you taking?

• 57:22Theo Von?

  Damn. A billion dollars or a billion?

• 57:27Speaker 01

  A billion dollars, not yen, not Taiwanese dollars, dollars, US dollars. How much you taking?

• 57:35Theo Von?

  Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think, or it's only gotta be cash?

• 57:37Speaker 01

  It can, it can be Bitcoin, whatever. It's a billion.

• 57:42Theo Von?

  Hmm. I don't know, bro. I'd have to look at some of the math. I, I, I don't know.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:47Theo Von?

  Probably none, bro. I don't think, cause I'm doing fine, bro.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Okay, me, I don't care. You gotta get that dick out of me. I'm taking that shit till the death, till, till I'm dead. You gotta get that dick out of me, that ass. I'm taking, I'm putting out, yes, one billion, yes. Oh, my mom, one, uh, yes, yeah.

• 58:05Theo Von?

  That's a, that's a slot machine. That's not, I'm not saying that.

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, uh.

• 58:09Theo Von?

  Hmm, winner. It's like, it'd be like a slot machine, just adding, like, if, when you hit the bonus on a slot machine, it's money boost.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Ding, kong, ching, chong, chong, dong, pong, chung, kang, chung, king, dang, ding, dang, king. Like that? I feel you, though. I feel you. That's kinda cool.

• 58:22Theo Von?

  Bro, that's heavy, though, bro.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  That is heavy.

• 58:25Theo Von?

  But how about this? When you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin, bro?

• 58:28Speaker 01

  One?

• 58:28Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Nah, I, I, I heard that shit going down. I'm not gonna take one for one Bitcoin. Get the fuck outta here. You gotta give me a million or some shit obedience. I'm not taking it for one Bitcoin, bro.

• 58:39Theo Von?

  How much is a Bitcoin worth right now? Oh sixty-four thousand.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Oh shit, wait, wait. I'm, I'm, I'm gonna rethink about it.

• 58:47Theo Von?

  Nah, bro.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Nah, I think I'm good. I won't take that for, for, for this money. I'll take it for more.

• 58:52Theo Von?

  Would you, what about, uh, that Tiger King? Will you let him smash? He's getting out of prison in a year, bro. If you did like a stream with him, you meet him when he gets out of prison?

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Eh, eh, eh, eh, and one bag shopper, what, feelings?

• 59:05Theo Von?

  I think even if you just have lunch with him or y'all sing together or something, even if y'all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Eh, eh, how much you gonna give me?

• 59:13Theo Von?

  He ain't gonna have nothing. He's just getting out of jail, bro. He's got a couple endangered cats, that's about it.

• 59:18Speaker 01

  Nah, man.

• 59:19Theo Von?

  Would you be him for Halloween?

• 59:21Speaker 01

  I mean, if he not gonna get me drunk or put some baby on him, I mean, I, I'll do it.

• 59:26Theo Von?

  He might, bro, he get, he just getting out of prison. He gonna wanna fucking touch something young, bro.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, nevermind. I'm good. Yep. See me later, okay?

• 59:33Theo Von?

  What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan? Do you guys have Halloween?

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Yes, you know, you know what's cra- no, you know, damn, damn, fuck, god damn.

• 59:42Speaker 01

  My bad.

• 59:42Theo Von?

  No, bro, if you're around me, you start forget, you catch it.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:45Theo Von?

  This is contagious, bro.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know what's crazy?

• 59:48Theo Von?

  You're born on Halloween. You're Halloween baby boy, cuz you that fucking little yellow pumpkin, homie.

• 59:54Speaker 01

  How the fuck you know my birthday is?

• 59:56Theo Von?

  Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins. Bring up Asian pumpkin.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, my birthday is at Halloween's. What's an Asian pumpkin?

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Let's just look at a normal pumpkin.

• 1:00:06Theo Von?

  Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eye, the eyes, I don't remember different. Do you have Taiwan Halloween?

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Hmm, we don't have Taiwan Halloween. We just call it Halloween. It's the same shit as y'all. We do the same shit, trick or treating.

• 1:00:17Theo Von?

  You do?

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Candies, dress up costume, all that. It's the same shit, bro.

• 1:00:21Theo Von?

  And what's a popular costume there? Is it same as here, like a lumberjack or politician?

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  Nah, probably, probably dragons.

• 1:00:28Theo Von?

  Dragons?

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  Dragons. I'll say some Asian shit, chopstick, profile rice, some, some noodles.

• 1:00:35Theo Von?

  Bow bun or something? Bow? Bow?

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 1:00:38Theo Von?

  Uh, bun me?

• 1:00:41Theo Von?

  Or about.

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  What the?

• 1:00:43Theo Von?

  Bow bun? A little baby bun.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  What the fuck is bow bun? Oh, oh bun, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.

• 1:00:49Theo Von?

  Them bitches are good, boy.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  Nah, that shit is good. Have you ever have, um, like, like, like, have you ever have, like, like, good noodles?

• 1:00:57Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Ramens? Nah?

• 1:00:59Theo Von?

  No, baby, I never had, look at that bitch though, boy.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that shit is good, though.

• 1:01:03Theo Von?

  I'd hide one of them in my ass, them bitches look good, huh?

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  Hiding in my ass? Damn, you special.

• 1:01:09Theo Von?

  Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass, them things are beautiful, look at them.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  I'll put that shit on my dick. If we put it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick.

• 1:01:16Theo Von?

  Type shit, boy, we'll pull up, boy, and we'll pull up at a party, dog.

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  That'd be fire, man.

• 1:01:20Theo Von?

  Yeah, it'd be fire, boy. You and me, it'd be like our new food truck, but we serving the shit our way.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  Mmm, in our way.

• 1:01:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Put it in the dick first, put it in the ass first, serve it to people outside for the five dollars.

• 1:01:33Theo Von?

  Bro, we gonna get, fuck it, we gonna end up on the Epstein list, bro.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, we good, we, for me, we, we not gonna hop on Epstein, cause you know why? We do everything on the camera.

• 1:01:42Theo Von?

  Right, oh, there's no lies.

• 1:01:43Speaker 01

  There's no lies, they see everything.

• 1:01:45Theo Von?

  You're right.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  You feel me? We're not, we're not gonna put, put it in the island.

• 1:01:50Theo Von?

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• 1:02:32Theo Von?

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• 1:03:14Theo Von?

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• 1:05:22Theo Von?

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• 1:06:02Theo Von?

  What you got?

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Cause I got so many question for you, bro.

• 1:06:05Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  Cause I'm curious about your life.

• 1:06:07Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Okay, so talk to me.

• 1:06:10Theo Von?

  Alright.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Talk to me.

• 1:06:16Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:06:17Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that in your fucking water?

• 1:06:19Theo Von?

  It's water, lemon, ginger. I'm fasting today, man. I can't eat today.

• 1:06:23Speaker 01

  Oh, you Muslim? You Muslim for a day?

• 1:06:27Theo Von?

  No, I'm not. Yeah, it's for a day. Just Musliming around or whatever. Yeah, just fast. I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  I don't think you can fast for a day. I don't think that's how it works.

• 1:06:37Theo Von?

  What you could just do, sometimes I'll take a day off and I just have salt and water and sometime black coffee.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  Okay, so do you have any kids? You got wife?

• 1:06:44Theo Von?

  No kids, no wife yet.

• 1:06:47Theo Von?

  But I work so hard, man. I work. I like to work.

• 1:06:49Speaker 01

  If you work so hard, you can still got wife and kids. They can support you.

• 1:06:53Theo Von?

  They're not gonna do. Where I would, I would never have seen them because I've been touring and everything. It's been hard to be like in one place. So my kid wouldn't know me very good.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Theo Von?

  And I would come home, he wouldn't know me and stuff.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Damn, man.

• 1:07:03Theo Von?

  And that would break my heart.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  I feel bad, man. I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro. It's time for start family, get kids, hang up, retire live.

• 1:07:13Theo Von?

  No, no, we can't retire, bro.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  What you mean? You don't have money?

• 1:07:16Theo Von?

  Yeah, I've saved some money, but still I like talking to people. Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today, dude.

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm not lap big yet, but I'm on the way, though. I, I, I hope.

• 1:07:26Theo Von?

  But you're doing great.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm doing good, though. I'm doing.

• 1:07:28Theo Von?

  But also to just to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life. Life, bro, you know, that's wild, bro.

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is well, bro. I feel my life is so well. Wait, so, so you just like, you was a comedian first, like you was doing like, how do I say that, like stand comedian?

• 1:07:44Theo Von?

  Stand comedian. I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  So that's how you blow up, like from standing and you, people just find out you mad funny and you start doing your own podcast?

• 1:07:54Theo Von?

  Yep.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  Um, so you lucky got blessed too?

• 1:07:57Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  Um, that'll be, that's fine.

• 1:08:00Theo Von?

  I think so. Got what you said?

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Got blessed?

• 1:08:02Theo Von?

  Got blessed. Oh, yeah. I think I got blessed for sure that people pay, started paying attention or something.

• 1:08:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:09Theo Von?

  That's the interesting part.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Theo Von?

  And you don't really know why people pay attention, but, and I think you gotta be careful not to get in your own ego and think like.

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  Are you too big for certain things? I feel like.

• 1:08:19Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:08:20Speaker 01

  For us, we'll never be too big for anything. We'll, at the end of the day, we're still human. We're still a human being. We got our own personality. I, um, yeah.

• 1:08:30Theo Von?

  But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day, you know, like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that they could be president.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster or any podcaster could be a president?

• 1:08:46Theo Von?

  I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a president, right? Like if they ran, like.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:08:52Theo Von?

  Candace Owens, uh, Joe Rogan. I think if those people ran, I don't think that they would run.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know who they are, but like.

• 1:08:59Theo Von?

  Yeah, they're like, oh, just like, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right?

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  Okay. Would you see yourself being president?

• 1:09:05Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:09:06Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:09:07Theo Von?

  Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much and I don't know enough information. Right? I think you need to know more information. But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably be good at that. But, I don't like what presidents do, because a lot of the shit that seem like they do is, it just seems like kinda, sometimes a lot of them are involving some evil shit.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes, like, like money wise and some crazy stuff.

• 1:09:33Theo Von?

  Yeah, like they're just like selling out their people and all this kinda shit, you know? But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day because it's. Is just becoming more more common that that that if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could, then they're gonna think a streamer easily could. So who do you think it would be? Do you think you would even run one day? Do you think if if Amer- if like enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan? Do you think you would have the ability to do it?

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  I'm a kid, but I feel I know streamer can do this, bro. And for me, I would never want to be a president or like in Taiwan, even here. It just it's just too much. I don't wanna love. I don't wanna I just wanna be happy, do what I love to do, streaming, talk to people. I talk to cool people like you, you may experience life. I think that's why it matters, man. And and we getting good money, we living good. That's what that's what's up.

• 1:10:23Theo Von?

  Who could do it, though?

• 1:10:25Speaker 01

  I don't think nobody can do it.

• 1:10:28Theo Von?

  Nobody?

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  Nobody. Can to be a president of the United States. I would love to see that one day, cuz it would be fine for a streamer to have one, but I don't think nobody can do this.

• 1:10:38Theo Von?

  But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in. What about in Taiwan? Could you could you be the president of Taiwan? Do you have president?

• 1:10:45Speaker 01

  Nah, I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have president.

• 1:10:47Theo Von?

  Do they vote him in? Is it a democracy?

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, they mo- they voted. Yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  The people in Taiwan voted.

• 1:10:54Theo Von?

  Bring him up. Is he a good guy? Have you met him?

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:10:57Theo Von?

  He hasn't met you yet, bro?

• 1:10:58Speaker 01

  Nah, man. I'm not. I'm I told you.

• 1:11:01Theo Von?

  Lai Chai Tai?

• 1:11:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:04Theo Von?

  Lai Cheng Tai? Lai?

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:11:06Theo Von?

  Lai?

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  Lai Lai Cheng De.

• 1:11:07Theo Von?

  Lai Cheng De?

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, Lai Cheng De.

• 1:11:09Theo Von?

  Lai Cheng De? He hasn't met you yet?

• 1:11:11Speaker 01

  Nah, I never met him yet.

• 1:11:12Theo Von?

  Bro.

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  I would I would love to meet him one day.

• 1:11:16Theo Von?

  Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far away do y'all live from each other?

• 1:11:20Speaker 01

  Shit. Uh, from here?

• 1:11:22Theo Von?

  No, no, from where you live in Taiwan?

• 1:11:24Speaker 01

  Oh, not that not that far.

• 1:11:26Theo Von?

  Like how far? Forty minutes or whatever?

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, prob- some shit like that.

• 1:11:28Theo Von?

  Motherfucker, he lives forty minutes and he haven't fucking met you, dude?

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, fuck, they wanna meet me for like like what I do. I didn't do nothing in the country.

• 1:11:37Theo Von?

  But you do, you represent possibility.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  That's what they say, but I don't know.

• 1:11:43Theo Von?

  I just think he should meet you, man.

• 1:11:45Speaker 01

  I want to, man. I would love to meet him one day.

• 1:11:46Theo Von?

  Would you be willing to sit down with Lai Lai Lai Cheng Tai?

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for for for for like a podcast or some shit?

• 1:11:52Theo Von?

  Or a stream with him?

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll say that with him.

• 1:11:56Theo Von?

  Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the, uh, for the president?

• 1:12:00Speaker 01

  It's like, it's, it's like y'all too, like, some people don't like the president, some people love it.

• 1:12:04Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:12:05Speaker 01

  So it's like, it's like, yeah, it's like, uh, a personate, a personality thing, bro.

• 1:12:10Theo Von?

  Um, you, I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan.

• 1:12:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:13Theo Von?

  That's fucking wild, bro.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 1:12:16Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro, you don't think so?

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  It's cool.

• 1:12:19Theo Von?

  Did you think it was a model, bro?

• 1:12:21Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't think I'm a model. Nah, I do do fine in that pic. Have you ever been in like, like, any magazine, like, like, cover?

• 1:12:29Theo Von?

  No, I don't do, I do like, I work, I don't do like a lot of like mainstream stuff. I've gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a lot of that.

• 1:12:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel, you just love what you're doing, podcasting.

• 1:12:37Theo Von?

  Cause I work for myself. I don't know, nobody called me and says you have to do, like, I just get to work for myself.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  That's fine, that's fine.

• 1:12:43Theo Von?

  But this is wild, bro. That was crazy, dude.

• 1:12:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. I'm gonna teach you some Mandarin.

• 1:12:48Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:12:48Speaker 01

  Say, um.

• 1:12:49Theo Von?

  Yeah, ye some say.

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:12:52Theo Von?

  How do you count to ten in Mandarin?

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  What did you just say?

• 1:12:54Theo Von?

  Yeah, ye some say, mlo chut.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  I, I don't think. I don't think that's Mandarin.

• 1:12:58Theo Von?

  Oh, that's Cantonese, bro, sorry.

• 1:12:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:00Theo Von?

  My shit, I got my shit in there, bro.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, yeah, um.

• 1:13:02Theo Von?

  I got that album in my car.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:04Theo Von?

  Donny does Cantonese or whatever, you seen that?

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Oh, you got an album in your car?

• 1:13:07Theo Von?

  Uh, I, I used to take a, um.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  Damn, you got, you got, you got everything in your car.

• 1:13:11Theo Von?

  Yeah, I used to take a, uh, where you try to learn a language, you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:17Speaker 01

  Wait, I'm, I'm just speaking English?

• 1:13:20Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:13:21Speaker 01

  So what I gotta learn about? I, I, I know I just speak English a little bit.

• 1:13:24Theo Von?

  Some, but you can do better, but I wanna learn some of your language.

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got you. Say, um, 我是娘炮.

• 1:13:29Theo Von?

  我是娘炮.

• 1:13:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, say, 我是个老头，没有家人，没有小孩.

• 1:13:36Theo Von?

  我是个老头，没有家人，没有小孩.

• 1:13:41Theo Von?

  Is that good?

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 1:13:42Theo Von?

  Let me do that one again.

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  You know, you know what I just say?

• 1:13:44Theo Von?

  Let me do that one more time, can I?

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:13:46Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:13:46Speaker 01

  我是娘炮.

• 1:13:47Theo Von?

  我是娘炮.

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  我是个老头.

• 1:13:50Theo Von?

  我是个老头.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  没有家人.

• 1:13:52Theo Von?

  没有家人.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  没有小孩.

• 1:13:54Theo Von?

  没有小孩.

• 1:13:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:13:56Theo Von?

  Fuck yeah dude, thanks bro.

• 1:13:58Speaker 01

  You want to know what I just say, what you just say?

• 1:14:00Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:01Speaker 01

  You just say, "I'm gay, I'm all as fuck, I don't have kids, and I don't got a wife."

• 1:14:05Theo Von?

  Damn, bro. Bro, you're fucking cooking me dude, you're hurt, it's gonna fucking hurt my feelings when I see it.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  Damn, man, I mean, I'm sorry uncle, but, but, but then, I mean, I, I offer you to call me a Chin Chang, you don't want to.

• 1:14:18Theo Von?

  I don't want to.

• 1:14:20Speaker 01

  I'll let you call me a Chin Chang.

• 1:14:22Theo Von?

  I don't think it's gonna help.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  Uh, wait, is there any Asian hop on the podcast?

• 1:14:27Theo Von?

  Have we had any? Yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  Who?

• 1:14:28Theo Von?

  Uh, Bobby Lee, we have.

• 1:14:30Speaker 01

  Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested, molested, molested by, by...

• 1:14:34Theo Von?

  Down syndrome guy.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, but, but, damn, man.

• 1:14:37Theo Von?

  He's a famous Asian that got molested by a down syndrome guy.

• 1:14:39Speaker 01

  Hey, shout out to you, bro, let's do a stream together, Bobby Lee.

• 1:14:42Theo Von?

  He's one of my good friends, have you never met him?

• 1:14:44Speaker 01

  I never met him, what he do, like he do comedian, like you podcast?

• 1:14:46Theo Von?

  He's a great comedian.

• 1:14:48Speaker 01

  I, I would love to meet him, man.

• 1:14:49Theo Von?

  And he has one of the biggest podcast bad friends.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Like Bobby?

• 1:14:52Theo Von?

  Yeah, Bobby, yeah. Bobby and Andrew Santino, who else? Uncle Roger?

• 1:14:58Speaker 01

  Uncle Ro, I fuck with Uncle Roger. Wait, Uncle Roger hop on the podcast before like this?

• 1:15:02Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  How long, how long was it?

• 1:15:03Theo Von?

  One years ago.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  So only Uncle Roger and, and, and Bobby Lee?

• 1:15:08Theo Von?

  Bobby Lee, oh wait, yeah, James Lee, a guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy.

• 1:15:11Speaker 01

  Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee?

• 1:15:14Theo Von?

  Or he talks about like different political stuff. This is him.

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  I don't know who's that, man, like...

• 1:15:19Theo Von?

  Nah, is that him? Damn.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  I just a bunch of Asians, that's all I see.

• 1:15:24Theo Von?

  But I like Asians, bro.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I mean, got good food. You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man.

• 1:15:30Theo Von?

  Would you take me?

• 1:15:31Speaker 01

  Yes, I'll take you, bro, just let me know, call my phone, bro, I'll take you around, show you around the world, show you around the food.

• 1:15:38Theo Von?

  And do they, and do the, what about the ladies there, would you get a Taiwanese wife or would you get an American wife, do you think?

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  I don't really care. Whatever works, it works. You feel me?

• 1:15:46Theo Von?

  Have you been in love before?

• 1:15:48Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:49Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, in high school.

• 1:15:51Theo Von?

  Damn, what happened?

• 1:15:52Speaker 01

  What happened? I moved to the state.

• 1:15:54Theo Von?

  No, and you left her?

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  Yup. I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan.

• 1:15:59Theo Von?

  Oh damn bro, what the fuck, bro? Bro, she's gonna hear, she's gonna, her feelings are gonna be hurt.

• 1:16:06Speaker 01

  She won't see this shit, I mean, she, she, she came and speak English, she speak Mandarin.

• 1:16:11Theo Von?

  You're the love of her life, she's gonna fucking, she's gonna figure it out, bro, she's gonna have a translator.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  It's okay, she can see that, I, I will see her. I'm keep, I forgot.

• 1:16:21Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, bad, bad, bad, sorry.

• 1:16:22Speaker 01

  It's too long ago.

• 1:16:23Theo Von?

  Yeah, I don't wanna say her name.

• 1:16:24Speaker 01

  She might call like Kong Chum Chum Chum Chum, some shit.

• 1:16:26Theo Von?

  Chum Chum?

• 1:16:27Speaker 01

  Like Kong Chum Chum Chum Chum, some shit like that.

• 1:16:29Theo Von?

  Oh damn, bro.

• 1:16:33Speaker 01

  What, what, what, what happened, what happened, bro?

• 1:16:35Theo Von?

  Bro, no, I'm just shocked at like some of the racism that's happening.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Nah, that's not racist, it's called friendly fire, I mean, I'm Asian, she Asian, it's called friendly fire.

• 1:16:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, you right about that shit, man, you right about that.

• 1:16:45Speaker 01

  I mean, I mean, you can call, like, like some white folks, like.

• 1:16:48Theo Von?

  Honky?

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:16:50Theo Von?

  They say honky a lot of times.

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  What, what that mean?

• 1:16:52Theo Von?

  That's a, uh, bring up honky, how did honky start?

• 1:16:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, it can be racist to your own per, like, on racist, like, that's, it's called friendly fire, you can do that.

• 1:17:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, you right about that shit, bro, let me get, I gotta start.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  Honky?

• 1:17:03Theo Von?

  I gotta get my racism up, man.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  That's insane, man.

• 1:17:07Theo Von?

  Damn, times have changed, bro, Asians coming to our country and teaching us how to be more racist. Honky, a derogatory term for a white person likely originated in the early 20th century, driving from honky a star for, uh, no, it was because people would honk when they went across the street.

• 1:17:23Speaker 01

  Oh, like, white stuff? I, I think everybody honk when they, when they see people, like, cross the street with red eye.

• 1:17:30Theo Von?

  Dude, what should we stream about, bro?

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Bro, bro, listen, streaming inside, wherever you do, wherever you, like, people watch you, cuz they love to watch you, they love the personality about you, they love the character about you, that's why, like, so, streaming inside, no matter what you do, they're gonna watch it.

• 1:17:50Theo Von?

  Is it hard to read some of the, like, there's so many things coming up, right? Because this is the thing, it's the next, it's like a different generation, right? Like, I've never done a stream, I, I, sometimes it's like, I like stuff that's like in the moment, but sometimes I, I, I don't wanna spend like a whole day doing that, it seems like a lot of pressure.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It do be tired sometimes, cuz you gotta keep it entertaining, you gotta have high energy.

• 1:18:08Theo Von?

  Is it hard to read all the comments that come up, or how do you do that, or somebody else does it?

• 1:18:11Speaker 01

  It's not that hard, I read it myself.

• 1:18:13Theo Von?

  You do?

• 1:18:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I be reading myself.

• 1:18:15Theo Von?

  What's one of the toughest?

• 1:18:16Speaker 01

  Cuz I used to, I, I already used to. You feel me, I've been training for like two years.

• 1:18:20Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:18:20Speaker 01

  I I already used to like watching a chat and then just do do certain things.

• 1:18:24Theo Von?

  Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurt your feelings or no?

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, they call they call they call me they they be telling me open my eyes.

• 1:18:30Theo Von?

  Oh, really?

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  And they become me smoke dick. Like eh eh eh eh every time.

• 1:18:34Theo Von?

  That's basic shit, though.

• 1:18:36Speaker 01

  Nah, every time there's a dog pass by, they say, don't try it, don't try to eat a dog.

• 1:18:39Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, all that, but I I I'm used to it, it's okay, I don't really care.

• 1:18:44Theo Von?

  Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat will eat certain animals?

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm put you on, listen, some country do eat dogs and cats, but but in my country, they don't. I'm gonna put you on what country eat dog and cat? China, they eat dog and cats. Uh Vietnamese, they eat dog and cats.

• 1:19:00Theo Von?

  I knew that.

• 1:19:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, and oth- oth- other country, they don't. It it's only certain country, though.

• 1:19:05Theo Von?

  Yeah, let's say you had to have one, bring up a couple of dogs, bring up a couple pictures. What?

• 1:19:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:11Theo Von?

  What pup do you say you gotta have one?

• 1:19:14Speaker 01

  What type of dog I want? Uh whatever dogs, it it's cute.

• 1:19:19Theo Von?

  Oh, you gonna eat a cute one?

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh oh, uh I wanna get a cute one and a a buff one. So when somebody come come there, come like break in the house, trying to rob me, the dog gonna get your ass.

• 1:19:32Theo Von?

  Dude, what about a Bichon, bring up a little Scottish terrier or a Bichon? I do not have a dog.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:19:37Theo Von?

  I don't even have a fucking family, bro, I got nothing.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  No dogs, come on, bro.

• 1:19:42Theo Von?

  Bro, it's a it's a trade-off, man.

• 1:19:44Speaker 01

  Oh, that's fine.

• 1:19:45Theo Von?

  But that's a.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  I mean, I feel like for you, it's time.

• 1:19:47Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Speaker 01

  At age forty-five, it's time, man. You're like you're like my dad, I'm gonna keep it both.

• 1:19:52Theo Von?

  Bro, what if we were father and son, bro?

• 1:19:54Speaker 01

  That's insane, that'd be tough. Who who who got like a white dad and Asian kids?

• 1:20:01Theo Von?

  Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro, I would love you, bro.

• 1:20:04Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:20:05Theo Von?

  If you were my son, I would I would be so proud of you, bro.

• 1:20:07Speaker 01

  Damn, man, I really appreciate that, bro, you're so proud of me, bro.

• 1:20:10Theo Von?

  I would be.

• 1:20:11Speaker 01

  Damn, I would proud my dad too, bro.

• 1:20:13Theo Von?

  You were?

• 1:20:13Speaker 01

  Yes, man.

• 1:20:14Theo Von?

  Thanks, bro.

• 1:20:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:15Theo Von?

  I would go to work every day, I would tell people about my son. I would wear a button of, I would wear a picture of you in a button on my shirt.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  That's how proud you gonna be?

• 1:20:22Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Speaker 01

  Damn, man, I really appreciate that, uncle.

• 1:20:24Theo Von?

  I would get a tattoo of you on my back, too.

• 1:20:27Speaker 01

  Damn, I really appreciate that, bro.

• 1:20:29Theo Von?

  People say, that's your son? People say, what does your son look like? And I would take my shirt off at work and show on my back.

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  I'll I'll, if you're my dad, I'll tattoo on my dick.

• 1:20:37Theo Von?

  Oh, bro, you're not helping, bro.

• 1:20:40Speaker 01

  What you mean?

• 1:20:41Theo Von?

  Dude, some of this shit, you, you, you, you fucking gotta go back to your country and re, and rewire, bro. You got a bad chip.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:20:47Theo Von?

  Bro, you got some bad semiconductors, bro.

• 1:20:49Speaker 01

  When you fuck, you gonna be, oh, my dad, gonna be proud of me, so I wanna, wanna go harder, you feel me? Us, us, us, us.

• 1:20:55Theo Von?

  Okay, that's true, honey, yeah, yeah. Now, I get it now.

• 1:20:58Speaker 01

  I'm proud of you too, bro.

• 1:20:59Theo Von?

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  I'm really proud of you, bro.

• 1:21:00Theo Von?

  Type shit, man.

• 1:21:01Speaker 01

  You, you, you, you're a legend, you're a legend, bro. You're a legend, man.

• 1:21:04Theo Von?

  I don't know about that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive.

• 1:21:07Speaker 01

  Nah, you are a legend, bro.

• 1:21:08Theo Von?

  Let's figure out, you're a legend, man.

• 1:21:11Speaker 01

  Hope so.

• 1:21:11Theo Von?

  You could be president.

• 1:21:13Speaker 01

  You don't gotta be a legend to be a.

• 1:21:15Theo Von?

  You could be first Asian on the moon, bro.

• 1:21:17Speaker 01

  Oh, la, la, la, is some legendary shit.

• 1:21:20Theo Von?

  Because you just think, they're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro.

• 1:21:23Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, do you think they're really taking people to the moon, or that's fake? Could people, some people say it's fake, some people say it's real, so what do you think?

• 1:21:31Theo Von?

  You guys would know better than me, what do you think?

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  Me? I feel like it's real, that's how I feel like.

• 1:21:37Theo Von?

  The moon ain't that far, bro, the moon ain't that far, you could see the moon when you're outside.

• 1:21:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I don't like.

• 1:21:42Theo Von?

  I can't see like, uh, Nebraska when I'm outside.

• 1:21:45Speaker 01

  What's in Nebraska, is that a country?

• 1:21:47Theo Von?

  Uh, yeah, it's like a little country in America.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  Damn, how long you gonna go over there, like, ten, ten years?

• 1:21:52Theo Von?

  Bro, America's only like four thousand miles across, bro, you could easily get to the fucking moon, bro.

• 1:21:58Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro.

• 1:22:02Theo Von?

  Bro, if you get to the moon, bro. But here's the thing.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  I'm gonna need to teleport.

• 1:22:06Theo Von?

  Bring back, bring back up them dogs real quick, let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something.

• 1:22:11Speaker 01

  A snack? Like, who, who, which dog I wanna feed?

• 1:22:14Theo Von?

  No, which dog would you have, yeah, like, say you had to, I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to, and I know who does do it, Chinese and Vietnamese.

• 1:22:21Speaker 01

  Like, eat it?

• 1:22:22Theo Von?

  If you had, yeah, if you had, if you had to eat one dog.

• 1:22:24Speaker 01

  Any dog? I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't eat anyone, bro.

• 1:22:28Theo Von?

  You said something cute, you say we'd eat something cute.

• 1:22:30Speaker 01

  I feel bad, man, like.

• 1:22:31Theo Von?

  I feel bad too, bro, you think I want this shit to happen?

• 1:22:34Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, at the end, they're still, they're still, they're still, a, a spirit, they're still an animal. I don't want to eat them, bro, I feel bad, man.

• 1:22:42Theo Von?

  Bro, but I'm saying, say you're in a, say you're in a, uh.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 1:22:45Theo Von?

  Oh, eat that little chubby one on the left, bro.

• 1:22:48Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, what the fuck?

• 1:22:50Theo Von?

  Bring that bitch up on the left, the top left, bro.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  What you mean, bro?

• 1:22:53Theo Von?

  Somebody eating that bitch, bro.

• 1:22:54Speaker 01

  What you mean eat that, bro? That's a cute dog, bro.

• 1:22:57Theo Von?

  Bro, somebody-

• 1:22:58Speaker 01

  He just fat.

• 1:22:58Theo Von?

  I'm just saying, bro, he fat, boy. Bro, bring that second one up then. He ain't even walking no more, bro.

• 1:23:04Speaker 01

  Nah, bro. You gotta chill. I'm not eating no dog, bro.

• 1:23:08Theo Von?

  Bro, I'm just saying if you had to. I'm not saying you need to.

• 1:23:10Speaker 01

  If you had to? I'mma just die, man. I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.

• 1:23:16Theo Von?

  Nah, bro, don't be like that, bro. A dog would give up his life for you, bro.

• 1:23:20Speaker 01

  I would give up life for a dog, bro.

• 1:23:22Theo Von?

  Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie then. It's you and a dog. Both y'all are starving, just laying there next to each other.

• 1:23:27Speaker 01

  We should do a movie.

• 1:23:28Theo Von?

  What would it be, though?

• 1:23:30Speaker 01

  Whatever. Wait, have you ever been on a movie before?

• 1:23:33Theo Von?

  I just made a movie with my friend.

• 1:23:34Speaker 01

  That?

• 1:23:35Theo Von?

  It comes out in April, yeah.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Can I watch it?

• 1:23:37Theo Von?

  Yeah, you can watch it.

• 1:23:39Speaker 01

  Wait, you're a director or you in the movie?

• 1:23:41Theo Von?

  We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.

• 1:23:44Speaker 01

  Hmm, let me know next time you need any actor. Let me know next time you need any Asian actor.

• 1:23:49Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:49Speaker 01

  I'll be down, feel me? Yes.

• 1:23:52Theo Von?

  That's what we could do, bro.

• 1:23:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll be fire, man.

• 1:23:55Theo Von?

  Ray goes to the moon.

• 1:23:56Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, we should make a movie. Ray and Uncle Vango to the moon.

• 1:24:00Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:01Speaker 01

  And guess what? The gay people gonna be there and it could be a whole story.

• 1:24:05Theo Von?

  I love it, bro.

• 1:24:06Speaker 01

  That's insane, man.

• 1:24:07Theo Von?

  We gotta stream together too, man. Do you have any final questions for me, bro?

• 1:24:10Speaker 01

  Ah, man, I think that's it, bro.

• 1:24:11Theo Von?

  I think we did some good stuff, huh?

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. It's a cool vibe. I fuck with you, bro. You're a cool uncle, bro.

• 1:24:16Theo Von?

  I respect, boy.

• 1:24:17Speaker 01

  Nah, bro, you're a cool uncle, bro.

• 1:24:19Theo Von?

  I'm proud of you, bro. It's just good to meet people. It's good to see people doing something different. You know what I think, guys? I feel like people like you. You don't feel like you have to put on for people that much. You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.

• 1:24:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:33Theo Von?

  Or like, you don't feel like that. It doesn't come across that way to me. And so that's something I think is pretty cool, you know?

• 1:24:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:40Theo Von?

  Because we all want people to like us, right? But to what extent do we go to for that, you know? And to you, I think from you, it kind of reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself, live your life and, and that the right people will come along.

• 1:24:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:54Theo Von?

  You know?

• 1:24:55Speaker 01

  Live your life, be happy, bro. That's a goal, bro.

• 1:24:57Theo Von?

  That's it, bro.

• 1:24:58Speaker 01

  Living life, getting money, bro.

• 1:25:00Theo Von?

  Oh, I got a gift for you too. Will she bring that gift up?

• 1:25:03Speaker 01

  You got a gift?

• 1:25:03Theo Von?

  I got a gift for you today.

• 1:25:04Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, I feel bad. I didn't have a gift for you. I feel bad, man.

• 1:25:07Theo Von?

  You're here, bro. That's a gift.

• 1:25:09Speaker 01

  I'mma give? Oh, my God, Uncle, thank you, bro.

• 1:25:12Theo Von?

  That's a gift, bro.

• 1:25:14Speaker 01

  Wait, is this you?

• 1:25:17Theo Von?

  No, that's our friend, my friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia, that's him, we keep him on set.

• 1:25:23Speaker 01

  So he died?

• 1:25:24Theo Von?

  He died. He's a helicopter pilot, his name is Max.

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  R.I.P, bro, R.I.P.

• 1:25:28Theo Von?

  R.I.P. When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens? Do they have heaven there? What's the, like, what is the thoughts that people have there about it?

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  Like, people dead, I mean, we'll never know, but like, people go to funeral, funeral, they, sometimes they burn themselves, sometimes they throw it to the sea, sometimes they pray under the tree.

• 1:25:46Theo Von?

  Do they bury bodies in your country? They bury it in the ground?

• 1:25:50Speaker 01

  This is your house.

• 1:25:50Theo Von?

  I live here, yeah.

• 1:25:52Speaker 01

  I like your house, it's a cool house.

• 1:25:54Theo Von?

  It's good.

• 1:25:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:55Theo Von?

  We got this for you right here, bro.

• 1:25:57Speaker 01

  Does your neighbors know you're famous?

• 1:26:00Theo Von?

  Yeah, they know we're here.

• 1:26:02Speaker 01

  Wait, what's this?

• 1:26:03Theo Von?

  It's a gift, man.

• 1:26:04Speaker 01

  It's a gift for me?

• 1:26:05Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:07Speaker 01

  Oh my.

• 1:26:12Speaker 01

  What's this? Nate Robinson?

• 1:26:13Theo Von?

  It's Nate Robinson's shoes, right there, bro.

• 1:26:16Speaker 01

  Wait, can I wear this?

• 1:26:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you don't have to show, if you have a shoe thing, you don't have to do that.

• 1:26:21Speaker 01

  No, because I'm with Adidas.

• 1:26:22Theo Von?

  Oh, you are?

• 1:26:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. But it's okay though, it's okay, man.

• 1:26:25Theo Von?

  It can just be a gift.

• 1:26:26Speaker 01

  It's a gift, bro, I'll take, oh my god, Nate Robinson, actually it's a good shoes. Thank you, uncle.

• 1:26:33Theo Von?

  He was the original Kostinette, man, and he's a, bro, if you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro.

• 1:26:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's funny.

• 1:26:39Theo Von?

  Bro, he one of the greats, bro.

• 1:26:40Speaker 01

  Why are you loving so much?

• 1:26:41Theo Von?

  He just has a big personality, and he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you saw him on the court, he made you feel like, oh, fuck, I could get out and do some shit.

• 1:26:49Speaker 01

  Yes, I feel you, bro.

• 1:26:51Theo Von?

  You know?

• 1:26:51Speaker 01

  I gotta give you some, um, some Adidas shoes.

• 1:26:55Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, I would like, I would love to have a pair, but you gave us your time today, bro, and I think that's, the same people think, uh, the same people think of you, when they see like, oh, this guy thing makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, any, anything will happen, bro, you never know, just keep it going, keep, like, be positive, bro, you never know, bro. You will be like me one day, bro, that's.

• 1:27:15Theo Von?

  You never know.

• 1:27:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're gonna be like one one day, man.

• 1:27:18Theo Von?

  And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  Yes, bro.

• 1:27:21Theo Von?

  That's that mail-order nephew right here, brother.

• 1:27:24Speaker 01

  Thank you, bro, and you're a cool-ass uncle, bro, you're a cool-ass, um, country uncle, bro.

• 1:27:30Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:30Speaker 01

  I gotta have some white in my life, life.

• 1:27:32Theo Von?

  Bro, I'm gonna get you down there, bro.

• 1:27:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, because all my friends black.

• 1:27:36Theo Von?

  I noticed.

• 1:27:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:38Theo Von?

  We gonna get you out there, boy.

• 1:27:39Speaker 01

  I need some white friend in my life.

• 1:27:40Theo Von?

  Have you been to a rodeo before?

• 1:27:41Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 1:27:42Theo Von?

  Bro.

• 1:27:43Speaker 01

  Broadway?

• 1:27:44Theo Von?

  No, have you been to like a rodeo with the animals? You could ride on the sheep?

• 1:27:48Speaker 01

  Nah, you gotta take me.

• 1:27:50Theo Von?

  Bro, I would love to.

• 1:27:51Speaker 01

  They can take me on stream right after this.

• 1:27:54Theo Von?

  I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.

• 1:27:55Speaker 01

  It's okay. Wait, so wait, quick question. What you be doing like, like, when you like have free time?

• 1:28:01Theo Von?

  Mostly work, man. I go perform. I just got back from LA last night. I had three shows there this weekend.

• 1:28:06Speaker 01

  Damn, I would love to go to your show.

• 1:28:08Theo Von?

  Dude, it'd be good, bro. Have you done stand up before?

• 1:28:10Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:28:12Theo Von?

  But that's the crazy thing. Cause y'all's whole thing is like stand up, cause it just keeps going.

• 1:28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:17Theo Von?

  What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know?

• 1:28:21Speaker 01

  Toughest thing about streaming, man?

• 1:28:23Theo Von?

  Like, what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize?

• 1:28:26Speaker 01

  Probably the hate we're getting. We're getting so many hate on Twitter. AJ want to see, see, uh, uh, the downfall of us. But.

• 1:28:35Theo Von?

  And who's doing the hate? Is it any type of person or is it?

• 1:28:38Speaker 01

  I don't know. You never know. Those clippers on Twitter, bro.

• 1:28:41Theo Von?

  You think it's China?

• 1:28:42Speaker 01

  Nah, they probably don't give a fuck. I don't think they give a fuck about a streamer. Yeah, it just, it just a lot of hate, but like, I take it low. I take the hate, cause you feel me? Uh, I got the money. I'm leaving life. I'm, I'm happy, this, feel me? I'll, I'll take the hate, bro, for that, yeah.

• 1:28:59Theo Von?

  Did you buy your parents something when you got a little bit of bread or what happened?

• 1:29:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was just Chinese New Year. I sent them some, I, I sent them, um, almost like 10,000.

• 1:29:07Theo Von?

  Did you really? Let's go.

• 1:29:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. My, my parents proud of me, bro. Yeah, bro.

• 1:29:12Theo Von?

  I bet they are.

• 1:29:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 1:29:14Theo Von?

  Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro. It's an honor.

• 1:29:17Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:29:17Theo Von?

  It's an honor to meet a young, uh, just a young king, a young guy that's doing something different. It's an honor to meet somebody that's kind of like, um, that's an immigrant, that's still proven that you could be, you know what I'm saying? That people could come to a new place and do something new. Um, I think, yeah, you just embody a lot of that, bro. So, a lot of respect. Thanks for showing up.

• 1:29:33Speaker 01

  Thank you so much, uh, Theo Von.

• 1:29:35Theo Von?

  And visiting, uh, just, yeah, just a unk in the.

• 1:29:38Speaker 01

  Thank you so much, uncle.

• 1:29:39Theo Von?

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• 1:29:40Speaker 01

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• 1:29:41Theo Von?

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• 1:29:50Speaker 01

  Thank you so much, man.

• 1:29:52Theo Von?

  Amen, brother.

• 1:29:53Speaker 01

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