Are You Garbage & The Evergreen White w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

We welcome back Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? We chat fatherhood, Airplane seats, “goo goo gaga”, bad roommates, baker of 1940, dinosaur denial, aging bodies, Pizza Hut nostalgia, and the “responsible one”. That’s www.helixsleep.com/belly https://www.helixsleep.com/belly for 20% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:27Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm Bobby.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  And I'm Jaime Garcia.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  And this is the Bobby and Jaime Garcia Show.

• 1:35Speaker 00

  And I'm Khalyla.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  I don't hear your voice.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  I'm Khalyla. The testosterone in my veins is pumping.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  I break the mouth.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Are you still on the Hawaiian stuff?

• 1:49Speaker 00

  He knew that he was, I told him he was coming, so.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  I didn't know he was coming. You said your ass.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Hi, how are you?

• 2:02Speaker 00

  Just those two seats right there. Go see again, man.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  You're a new pup, all right?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Congratulations.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  What do you want?

• 2:10Speaker 01

  I think you're gonna go right there. I think he's in the middle.

• 2:12Speaker 04

  I love it over there. It's cozy. Who plays the piano?

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Would you ever sit in the middle seat in the airplane?

• 2:19Speaker 04

  Me?

• 2:22Speaker 01

  I have an uncle that's one.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  Not good here?

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Good.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  Yeah? You live here?

• 2:39Speaker 01

  No, I live with Ralph. But I just come out here for work.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  How many days you have to come out here?

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Hmm, like four days.

• 2:46Speaker 00

  A week?

• 2:47Speaker 01

  A week, yeah, four days. I miss a couple of days.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Scott, I come here four days a week, and this is a whole month.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  I come here four days a week when I do come, if I come. Yeah, Ralph's just a house, playing with his girlfriend and playing with his cars and stuff.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  Playing with his girlfriend?

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Do you live with Ralph?

• 3:06Speaker 01

  He's in love.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  He's got a new girl?

• 3:08Speaker 01

  He's got a new girl, he's in love, okay?

• 3:10Speaker 00

  I'm trying to understand the verb.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 3:11Speaker 04

  This is me? Hey Bobby?

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  What's up, faggots?

• 3:14Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Hey!

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Riad!

• 3:17Speaker 04

  Back, baby!

• 3:17Speaker 00

  Riad!

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Let's go!

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  You're in the house of Lee now, baby! You fucking fat faggot!

• 3:24Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Your eyes, though? I said tell you this right now.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Thanks, bud.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not a good thing.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Round eye. G.I.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Is it some faku eyes? Yo, you do a little bit.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  The floating iris?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  I don't know what that is.

• 3:45Speaker 00

  You have a floating iris?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Billie Eilish eye.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you wear, you know what that cans?

• 3:53Speaker 04

  I'm gonna put the cans on.

• 3:55Speaker 00

  Since when do you play the piano?

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  I never. Asians are born this way. Did you know that?

• 3:59Speaker 01

  I did not, now I do.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, A- Asians are born with certain abilities.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  What are you talking about? We're watching him play.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we're, we're born with ninjitsu, taekwondo-ish skills.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  But it depends on what house you're from.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm from the house of Lee. We're good at apicus.

• 4:21Speaker 04

  Was your brother a good student in school? And did he go to college?

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you asking shit about my brother for? Huh?

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  H Foley?

• 4:28Speaker 04

  Cause you said you were a bad student, you didn't go to college.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  That's, I'm so sorry.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  I assume that's harder on a Korean family.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was very hard for a Korean family.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  The whole family.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Where's that?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Um, your eyes are spooky.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Okay, I mean, you complimented them before and now you're saying they're spooky.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  They're not spooky, they're so round and beautiful.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  And perfect.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  You think so? Let me see.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  I got good eyes.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  Not much else, but good.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  But you're fit, you're like, you're a white, the type of white you are.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  White devil.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  I call it evergreen white.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  And what's that?

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Why?

• 4:58Speaker 01

  It's very average white.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  It's always been this case.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Hit me, where's my camera?

• 5:04Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  In terms of like, what I'm saying is, is that Paul Revere fucked with people that look like you.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  I don't think so, man.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Right down the middle.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  You're right down the middle of white, which is great.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  Now we're talking.

• 5:14Speaker 04

  He's modern white.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:16Speaker 04

  Modern white, they didn't look like that back then.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  No, if you changed his hairstyle, he'd be a baker in the like 1940s.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  In the 40s?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  40s I'll give you.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 04

  Wasn't Paul Revere?

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  You were there too, in the fucking 40s probably.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  What would you, you'd be a welder?

• 5:30Speaker 04

  In the 40s?

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Be a tail gunner.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  What's a tail gunner?

• 5:33Speaker 04

  B-29.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Teach me everything.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Tail gunner, B-29, Memphis Belle.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  He's big in-

• 5:38Speaker 04

  Dropping bombs.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  You know, oh, you're-

• 5:39Speaker 01

  He's big in the military.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  So you're back in the plane shooting?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  I'm back in the plane shooting.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  So how much weight has to be in the front for you to be in the back?

• 5:47Speaker 04

  Obviously-

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Forty guys in the front, guys!

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Obviously I wouldn't have this weight, I mean, because there'd be, there'd be no, uh-

• 5:52Speaker 01

  There'd be ration in the food.

• 5:53Speaker 04

  Saturated fats and all that stuff, it'd be good stuff. You know an apple in the 1950s?

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right.

• 5:57Speaker 04

  You have to eat five apples to equal that nutrition.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, and you know what?

• 6:01Speaker 04

  And four Big Macs. Same Big Mac.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you sleep alright last night?

• 6:07Speaker 04

  Slept good.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Great.

• 6:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Back to the house, did another pod, took a dip, had a couple of beers.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Couple of beers.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Uh-huh.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  Nice, how've you been doing? Are you coming back and forth between Hawaii as well?

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Uh, not, not, not lately, cause I just had a baby.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  It's baby-

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Congratulations, Vito.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Thank you, you too, congratulations to you.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations to you.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Congratulations!

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, babies are interesting.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Babies are interesting.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I like when they go, um-

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Google Gaga?

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  When they say something, Google Gaga? Who said that?

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Me.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Hey. No.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  I said that.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I've, I've, I've, most people go Gaga, Gugu, but you went Gugu Gaga.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  No, it's Gugu Gaga.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, I think it's Gaga, Gugu.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  I think it's Gugu Gaga.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you think it is?

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me do it.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Gaga, Gugu.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Gugu Gaga.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, Gugu Gaga.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  I gotta go Gugu Gaga.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'm gonna go Gugu Gaga, yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  If they offered you, look who's talking, would you do it? A reboot?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  And I'd be, I'm talking.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a white baby, but it's a Korean. I would do the accent, you know what I mean?

• 7:12Speaker 04

  Speaking of that, you know what blew my mind the other day? I saw a clip of Pat Moriarty. You know who he is?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Pat Marita?

• 7:19Speaker 04

  Pat Marita, sorry.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Pat Moriarty.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  He sells cars outside of Philly. Wait, wait, is, is that Sherlock Holmes? That's Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes en- enemy from Japan.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  Why, really? Is that really who it was?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  And Pat Moriarty.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  That was Sherlock Holmes?

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Sherlock Holmes. Moriarty, Moriarty is, right?

• 7:38Speaker 04

  I thought it was Opium.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, Moriarty.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  James Moriarty, oh.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Moriarty was his nemesis. Anyway, you saw Pat Moriarty where?

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Uh, he's American. No, I saw him on a clip, it was like Battle of the Network Stars.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, he's American. He died.

• 7:53Speaker 04

  I know.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, of course he's an American.

• 7:55Speaker 04

  I didn't know that. He killed that accent.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did?

• 7:58Speaker 04

  He killed it.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  He was in Happy Days.

• 7:59Speaker 04

  Of course. He was Arnold. But he also had, he also had an Asian accent in that.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did do, yeah, but back then you had to do.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  You had to, they, they weren't casting that guy as a guy from Cleveland. That guy had to be from another country.

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, walking in the 50s.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Have you ever met him?

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  No, he died before my time, but, um.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  You don't know him?

• 8:22Speaker 01

  I don't know if he's shocked that you just never crossed paths, or he thinks you guys all know each other.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say something to you.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  Please.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, both of you, I love you, thanks for being here.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Of course, we're happy, thanks for having us.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  You know Roy Choi, you know David Chang?

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  Ali Wong?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  I do. So what else?

• 8:36Speaker 04

  James Moriarty.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Gary Moriarty.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is, is that, um, in these days, you have gatherings.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  We have Asian Excellence Award, we have, what's it, the Golden Rod, what is that thing?

• 8:52Speaker 02

  The Golden Gala?

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  The Golden Gala, that's where the Asians gather. So yes, I meet them there.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  You meet them there.

• 8:58Speaker 04

  Have you ever won a golden dumpling?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  That was my nickname in high school.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but, um, yeah, so we, so if Pat was still alive, I'm 100%.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  You would have crossed paths.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, he would have done this podcast.

• 9:11Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Because I was, I, I, I know, you know, Asian actors tend to help each other out. Like you said, like you even have comics and stuff that you work with and.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Did you know Steve McQueen?

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  I did.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Graduated high school.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did you really?

• 9:23Speaker 04

  I was actually in Bullet.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you were? Yeah.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  You were the bullet.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  I was the car.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you're the car. My bad. Um, yeah. Um, yeah. I don't know. Uh, what Asians do I not know?

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Uh, mm.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  The Asian mafia is pretty close knit. So I think everyone knows everyone.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have a little.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Right?

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  We have a little. Am I part of the mafia? Yeah, come on, dude. Hello.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Do you know the actress Suki?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Suki?

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, you don't know, you don't know Peggy Goo?

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Peggy.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  She's like.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Goo Goo Gaga.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  High end Asian.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  DJ. Yeah, look her up.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  DJ?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  That's not a, that's not.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  No, but she is very like socialite, cool girl. Just like pull up a picture.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but did she live at, oh, we don't.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  She's from New.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  H Fuller's gonna go crazy.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Oh, wow. She's very.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's perfect for me, dude. What are you, at a store? She, hey, what's her name? Peggy Goo?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  She's an international superstar, but she like.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm international too, Peggy Goo.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Ever see the Indian dudes in Bollywood? How big those guys are?

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  What's the guy's name? Shaka Khan or something like that?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Shaka Khan?

• 10:25Speaker 01

  George was a Bollywood director.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Really?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Wow. I always thought.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Did you live over there?

• 10:32Speaker 06

  I lived over there for a year after college.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  I lived over there for a year.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  Sounds like you really blended in.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  Where can I get some chicken tikka masala?

• 10:43Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 10:44Speaker 04

  Hey, you gonna wash your hands, buddy?

• 10:46Speaker 06

  I had to start doing the accent so they would understand me.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Sure. We have to change your voice now. What is that voice?

• 10:54Speaker 04

  You get weirder every time we come.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  I feel like that's, he didn't just greet me with that voice. He took a hard gear.

• 11:00Speaker 04

  You were wearing a suit the last time we were here.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right. The suit era.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  The suit era.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Is that over? Sorry.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Now he's doing like, "Namaste, Steven Seagal Hawaii" voice.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  I like the glasses.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's good.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, good shirt. Guys look good.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  That's great. So, you were there for how long?

• 11:17Speaker 06

  A year.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  A year. How many movies did you make?

• 11:19Speaker 06

  I was fourth assistant director on Musafir.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  That's not directing.

• 11:23Speaker 06

  Big potboiler.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  That's not directing.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Oh, I got it wrong.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Wait, fourth assistant director?

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a P A.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  I don't want to say anything.

• 11:30Speaker 06

  Flora White, P A.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a gopher. But, wow, so you, where did you stay in India?

• 11:38Speaker 06

  Uh, in Juhu, Juhu Beach. It's a very filmy part of Bombay.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Juhu Beach.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  Juhu Beach.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Did you want to get into that? Is that why you went there?

• 11:47Speaker 06

  No, I...

• 11:48Speaker 01

  Did you get kidnapped or something?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Kev, Kev, why are you so aggressive?

• 11:51Speaker 01

  I'm just shocked.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, round eye, take it easy.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  How do you grow up, like, you're a seven-day Adventist, right?

• 11:57Speaker 06

  I went to film school at the University of Michigan and they came over.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  What's a seven-day Adventist?

• 12:01Speaker 02

  They're the ones you can't, like, footloose.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  What are you reading, by the way? You know all these things.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  Very educational.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  It's like, a lot of Filipinos are seven-day Adventists. Well, they're the ones that...

• 12:08Speaker 01

  You're Filipino?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  Like, footloose, they can't dance. You can't drink coffee, they don't, you're vegetarian, right?

• 12:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, kind of like Mormons, but we worship on the holy seventh day.

• 12:17Speaker 04

  You're Filipino?

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Fucking guys all over the place.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Filipino! I'm an Indian Filipina.

• 12:26Speaker 04

  I live in Juhu Beach.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, Kev, you didn't know that she was Filipino?

• 12:29Speaker 01

  No, I knew she was Filipino.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  He said...

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  I thought you looked at her and go, "Are you Filipino?"

• 12:34Speaker 01

  No, no, no. She was explaining the religion, and she said a lot of Filipinos are.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  I thought most Filipinos were Catholic.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, Filipinos largely Catholic. The whole south of it is Muslim. And then, I don't know, a lot of, like...

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Filipino-Americans, SDA, for sure.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  A lot of SDA, yeah.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  What the fuck is that?

• 12:51Speaker 02

  Seven-day Adventists.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  All right, give me a favor. I had a long week.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  Seven day advocate. Yeah. Is that something with Mormons or something?

• 13:01Speaker 00

  Similar.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Similar.

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Similar, yeah, yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  George, are we misrepresenting the religion?

• 13:05Speaker 06

  Oh, no, it came out of like 1844, like, like the late 1800s, there was a revival of Christianity in America.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 06

  And it came out of that whole movement.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  Are you still, do you still practice a lot?

• 13:13Speaker 06

  No, cuz you'd have to like go to church on Sabbath, on Saturday.

• 13:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:18Speaker 06

  Cuz they're going back to the Jesus's religion.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:22Speaker 06

  You know, the real stuff, cuz you know, the Pope is the Antichrist cuz he changed the Seventh Day, you know? If you're, if you're ready for the end of the world, I can tell you how to avoid it.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we, we really wanna know.

• 13:33Speaker 06

  I know all about.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Do you believe in the Rapture?

• 13:35Speaker 04

  This is what you were raised in?

• 13:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  I wanna know, I wanna know, what do I do?

• 13:40Speaker 06

  Well, the Pope's the Antichrist because he changed the Holy Sabbath Day to Sunday.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, who are you, Sinead O'Connor all of a sudden?

• 13:45Speaker 06

  Bastardizing God's rules, okay, so the mark of the beast is actually worshiping on Sunday.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 13:53Speaker 06

  So, when the end of the world comes, you know, you, to get saved, you gotta just worship on Saturday.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  If you didn't have a microphone, they, and you were on the street, people would think you're crazy saying all that, which I respect.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so if I went on Saturday to church and stuff, but I didn't believe in God, is, am I good?

• 14:08Speaker 06

  Um, halfway there, halfway there.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm halfway there.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  You're gonna listen to this guy?

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 14:13Speaker 00

  That's their leader.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  That's their like Joseph Smith.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  It's a, it's a woman.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I kinda like that.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  That's pretty progressive, or back then.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  That's great. Wow, not a lot of titty on that.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 14:27Speaker 04

  Handsome woman.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Let's pause for that.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Let's pause and reflect, not a lot of titty.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  You're talking shit about the Pope, you're back in L and G White.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  L and G.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  It's so, that garb seems so hot.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  Ah, must've sucked.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  And you have to do every individual button, look at that, those aren't.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  You gotta make all that shit.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but those aren't snap-ons.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Mm-mm.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  You have to go, every morning, oh, good morning, and then.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Imagine being half drunk, trying to make a move on her?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  Isn't the lore around like petty, you know, when women had like multiple layers of clothing in the skirts? Apparently that was because it was like the era of like venereal disease? And it would mask the smell of the venereal.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  God damn, god damn.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  I don't know if that's just the lore, I don't know if that's actually true, but.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, you could smell syphilis?

• 15:16Speaker 02

  You could smell anything.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  It smells like syrup.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  Canadian syrup.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell, if I smelled gonorrhea and then syphilis, would I be able to know the difference? This one's tangier. This is syphilis.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Uh, gonorrhea-

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  This one has more ood, you know, you know.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Syphilis is actually not, gonorrhea would probably smell more because it's like a bacterial thing.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Syphilis is like a long progression, like a chronic sickness.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man. Do you have any diseases?

• 15:42Speaker 01

  No, man, but sure about that?

• 15:44Speaker 02

  You've never had?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  You have to praise this woman or what?

• 15:48Speaker 04

  And we're not shit, we're not shit.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  You mean a praiser, like, like she's property? What do you mean?

• 15:53Speaker 04

  We're not shit.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Like praise her, like-

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, praise her.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  Like, God and stuff.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Or like bow down and pray to her?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think so, David.

• 15:59Speaker 04

  No, it's not the way they do it, right?

• 16:00Speaker 06

  You just read all of her books. She wrote The Great Controversy, which is all about the big war in heaven that's happening right now.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Right.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 16:07Speaker 06

  Between the good and bad angels.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  There's a war in heaven?

• 16:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Who's fighting? Who's beefing up there?

• 16:12Speaker 06

  Well, the good and the bad angel.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Santa versus Moses? Like, what is it?

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Red versus blue?

• 16:18Speaker 04

  Moses drops back, passes the Moses.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  So they don't think all that stuff happened in the beginning of time? The fallen angels and all that stuff?

• 16:28Speaker 06

  Oh, uh, no, and, uh, just wait, which ones?

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Because why is the devil up there? Shouldn't he be down there in hell? Why are they, why is he beefing with-

• 16:35Speaker 06

  I don't remember. It's a long book and I-

• 16:37Speaker 02

  And you guys-

• 16:38Speaker 01

  I skimmed through it once.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  He has an all-access pass, I think. Don't you think?

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Pass, pass.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think he has a pass to get up there?

• 16:45Speaker 01

  The devil?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  Because he's an ex-

• 16:46Speaker 01

  He can do whatever he wants.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Angel, right?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  He's an angel.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  You guys are, I'm out of my depth on this one.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You really?

• 16:52Speaker 02

  What about dinosaurs? You didn't believe in-

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Not religious.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  You need it, yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 06

  Well, dinosaurs, actually, dinosaur Bob came to my, uh, grade school. In fifth grade, I learned that dinosaurs were created during the flood. And, you know, why you have different stratas of like dinosaurs is because the fast dinosaurs could run to the top of the hill. And that's why every dinosaur is in a different era. Like, so they're really like, the amoebas are at the bottom, and then they got filled in with the flood, they got drowned, and then you have like every little like, so like, yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Right on.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, why don't you play us a song?

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Thank you, Mr. Scooball.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Dinosaurs.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really? Interesting.

• 17:37Speaker 04

  Do you believe this, or are you just?

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  H, don't, don't.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  Don't, don't taunt him.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Good, good information.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  How are you preparing for the colder season and spending more time indoors in your bedroom?

• 18:04Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Staying comfortable inside with your Helix mattress, correct?

• 18:07Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, I have rooms.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Plenty.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not as big as Andrew Santino, my house, but, you know what I mean, it's pretty good.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Couple of rooms, all my rooms have beds, all my beds are Helix because

• 18:19Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  if I have guests, you know what I mean, we have, you know, if we are going to Civil War and some, you know, some bearded man wanted to spend the night, I would want that bearded man to sleep on one of the best mattresses possible.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, good night's rest.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, it's, uh, you could, you can fill out a little form.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  It's so easy, you just take a little quiz and let them know if you're a back sleeper, a side sleeper, what aches and pains you have, and it matches you with the perfect mattress. For instance, like, I run really hot.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  And I'm a side sleeper, so I got matched with a midnight mattress.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  I sleep upside down, you know.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  You do, and they have a mattress for that.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that really helps me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:56Speaker 00

  And has your sleeping improved?

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, for, for, for sure.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  Cause of Helix?

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. It's, it really is the best mattress. And I, I don't know what you, what use, you know, it's probably some bamboo sticks or whatever, but whatever, or whatever you do, you know what I mean, but I'm, I'm going to encourage you

• 19:12Speaker 00

  To get a Helix.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  To get a Helix, you know.

• 19:14Speaker 00

  Cause the cold season's coming up.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  And me and my partner. Cuffing season.

• 19:18Speaker 00

  Cuffing season.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um, guys, if you want the best mattress, you want the Slept King, if you want to sleep like the Slept King, sleep on Helix.

• 19:25Speaker 00

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• 19:41Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  This segment is presented by Cash App. The other day I was online, maybe a couple of weeks ago, so maybe two weeks ago. Um, and I, um, you know, I, I, I like to buy cologne.

• 19:52Speaker 02

  A lot.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  But you know, buying cologne online is crazy. Because you're not smelling it.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  I've seen you in action.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Oh, blind purchase.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're blinding it and you're, you're reading the description. It says like oaky, foresty, but also with a floral scent. You know what I mean? With a little bit of lavender and, um, oud.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  And you think, I, I think, I'm pretty sure I'd like this.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  You think, you, you, you, and then it comes and you spray it.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  And you disappoint.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  And you spill like a Hungarian gulag.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. So, Clal, do you have any items that you've purchased?

• 20:28Speaker 02

  I'm a little bit more of a careful shopper, but I would say one.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Shots fired.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Um, one of my more recent ones, I think just cause like, as like a mom, you wanna buy everything all the time.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  For your kid, like dumb stuff at like three in the morning.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  So, most of my.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  Like what, a rattler?

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Like, for instance, right? You're like, oh, he likes.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Three in the morning, you bring a rattler.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Not a rattler. Like, you're like, oh, he's like, he probably doesn't need one for like a couple of years, but let's buy him a whole kitchen set.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 21:03Speaker 02

  I don't know, cause he's.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  You think he's gonna be a culinary genius?

• 21:05Speaker 02

  But it's that type of stuff at 2:00 AM where you're like, oh, I've now spent a grand.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  How about Samoan baby socks? I mean, he's a pretty big.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Got big feet?

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Big feet.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  He does have big feet.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what I would do if I were you, but anyway.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  So, not worth it?

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Not worth it.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  I think always worth it because for the memories, for the memories and just for the silliness of it all.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Hi, May? Uh, I go to websites every now and then and.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  What kind?

• 21:30Speaker 01

  Just websites where they sell stuff. What kinda stuff? I buy. Why are you saying it this way?

• 21:35Speaker 02

  That sounds so shady.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  I bought some, uh.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Are you trying to say mahogany?

• 21:39Speaker 01

  Mahogany.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Mahogany.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Mahogany what? Did you just put like eight by five pieces of wood?

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Mahogany.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Mahogany? Four by five, and what are you gonna make?

• 21:48Speaker 01

  A hut.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I get it. That's the, if you're gonna make a hot, mahogany is the root wood.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is.

• 21:55Speaker 00

  Was it worth it or not?

• 21:57Speaker 01

  I haven't got it, but I think it is.

• 21:59Speaker 00

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• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  So, there's levels to the dinosaurs fossils, is what you're saying?

• 22:40Speaker 06

  Well, yeah, the fast ones.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good. I fucked up.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  That's why you have like bigger dinosaurs at the end, at the top.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Top of what?

• 22:47Speaker 06

  Like the strata of like the eras, like, you know, like, there was.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Like where you find the fossils?

• 22:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So if you, if you dig deep enough, there's like older, is what you're saying?

• 22:56Speaker 04

  The old fat dinosaurs.

• 22:57Speaker 06

  You know, that's why.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's little tiny ones.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Oh, cute.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  You know those tiny T-Rexes?

• 23:01Speaker 02

  So cute.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're adorable. Yeah.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  So, the franchise of Jurassic Park.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Is that any relation to this?

• 23:08Speaker 04

  She wrote that book.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  The Jurassic Park is factual.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  By Alan Gould.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  By that white lady.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, by, yeah, very good.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  And it's Steven Spielberg.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you ever met Mexicans before?

• 23:20Speaker 01

  What's up? Yeah.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm asking these guys.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, they have. Yeah.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're from the East Coast, more Puerto Ricans and?

• 23:24Speaker 01

  It's more Dominican, more Puerto Rican.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Dominican, yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 04

  Not at all, baby. You live in Queens, the most diverse place on the planet.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa.

• 23:31Speaker 04

  No dinosaurs, though.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah. Queen, you both live in Queens?

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Nah, I live in Manhattan.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Manhattan. Um, do you guys see each other outside of work?

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Hmm. Touchy subject.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  I mean, because, let me say something. People seem to think that me and Andrew hang out all the time, but no, it's mostly work.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  But. We work a lot, though.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  That's not true. We all hang out.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  This podcast hangs out.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  We hang out more, I think.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  You guys all go out together?

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just like to have Sunday, family function.

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Family function?

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, she had, uh, her.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  My baby's birthday.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Baby's birthday.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  Okay, so everybody went to that?

• 24:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, I went.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  What about, um?

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  George didn't go.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  Everyone is invited.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  We're all invited.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Do you guys go?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert didn't go. Alex went. Why didn't you guys go?

• 24:18Speaker 03

  I was in Torrance.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, pretty far. Pretty far away. What about you, George?

• 24:23Speaker 06

  Um, I was sick.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  I can't go out on Wednesdays.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  I'm teasing you, George, I'm sorry.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  So you guys don't?

• 24:31Speaker 04

  I feel like he's getting mad.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  He's gonna murder you. On the seventh day, you will go.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  But you guys don't, then?

• 24:38Speaker 04

  No, we do. We'll go to a, you know, we'll go to a game.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:41Speaker 04

  We'll catch a dinner. You know, but we see each other, when we see each other, he's got the baby and, you know.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  We also work like three or four days a week together. So it's like we're together a lot.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  So it's not like we're just like meeting.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  And I'm a lot.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Uh, sure. It's not like we're meeting up like once a week.

• 24:57Speaker 04

  We'll get beers or something.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 04

  See each other.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Do spots, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Are you the more, cause in my relationship with Andrew, um, he's the responsible one.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  So you're the responsible one?

• 25:08Speaker 04

  We touched this a little bit.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  You're, so you take on?

• 25:12Speaker 04

  He's Abraham Lincoln.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, so you take on, what, how many percentage of the work do you take on?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Uh, outside of the show?

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  No, just in the show.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Ninety percent.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot, a lot of the work. A lot of the business.

• 25:23Speaker 04

  Every bit of our success was engineered by Kevin Ryan.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  And I'll be honest with you, and I'm, I'm saying this.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  This is fact. I think we've gotten far enough now into the podcast era, this is fact. Nobody did what this guy did.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 25:38Speaker 04

  Nobody did.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:39Speaker 04

  From nothing. We weren't famous before.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Speaker 04

  Engineered every strategy, one of the best, uh, Patreons, one of the best.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  We got a big fight before we came over here.

• 25:48Speaker 04

  One of the best, like.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  Huge cock.

• 25:57Speaker 03

  First of all, for the listener, we're on day 10 of a trip. So it's just, you know, we've been living together, just tensions are high.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Please, please, please tell me what the fight was about. Please, please, please.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Just no one incident, just.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's what I can tell. Because I know that Andrew, right, you build resentment, right?

• 26:17Speaker 04

  You guys getting fights, fights?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Now you do?

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Because I remember we were in Austin together and we were in the car and you're like, do you fight? Do you guys fight? And we're like, we're also wildly just, we come from broken dysfunctional families.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, so do we.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, it's not cra- you know, it's like, we just blow up and then fucking move on.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what was the fight about earlier?

• 26:38Speaker 04

  Lot of stuff going on.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  You know a little bit of it.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, aside from that.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Is it, is it resent- am I, am I wrong here?

• 26:47Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  But then if they, hang on, if they talk about it, you have to talk about your fights. The real one in London.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  Lead with London and we'll lead with LA.

• 27:02Speaker 04

  What's your problem, Bobby?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, you guys go first and then I will go.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  I had a rough summer and I put, I had a rough summer and I put a lot of stress on the boys.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  We, yeah.

• 27:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  It was just, and listen, we've been together for 10 days.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  But that's not why I said that, he's joking. He really did engineer like this crazy.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  We understand what you were trying to do.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's what I do. What you do is stuff that I've done, okay?

• 27:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  How long have you guys been friends? Fif- yeah, 15 years.

• 27:30Speaker 04

  How the fuck did you?

• 27:31Speaker 03

  I know, yeah. I thought they piped that in from the outside.

• 27:35Speaker 04

  School newspaper?

• 27:39Speaker 03

  So what do you guys like to do in your free time?

• 27:41Speaker 04

  We've been friends since we started comedy. We started around 2008, 2009 in Philly. Ravenland.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Or I'll go first then.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  No, that's it.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  And then you go.

• 27:51Speaker 04

  No, that's really it.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so so there was no like, when you guys fight, there's no screaming?

• 27:57Speaker 04

  Of course, of course.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course, we're fucking dysfunctional.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Today was a little different. I, you know, I'd been putting the boys under a lot of stress. Um, and it kind of, you know, peaked. Came out.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 28:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, would you take on some more workload so that resentment doesn't build up?

• 28:12Speaker 04

  It's not that.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not the workload.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  He wouldn't want me doing this.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Yes, please.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  That was a nothing burger.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What your thing was a nothing burger and now I have to do my big, big thing at London? That's not fair. Yeah, yeah, right?

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you didn't give me enough.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you didn't get enough. I don't think you should.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Because there really isn't anything, there really isn't.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Because the London is juicy, it's too juicy.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Then hit us.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  No. Why?

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Ours wasn't juicy enough.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, get me juicy.

• 28:40Speaker 04

  It's not tit for tat.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is. Give me juicy, I'll give you juice. Okay? Let's juice it out, dude.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  It's dishonest. This one wasn't, it wasn't that juicy. It was, we had a bit of a snafu with doing a Patreon episode.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  We were like, okay, we have to scrap it and can't use it. That's all.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  I've been fucking up all summer. I had a bad summer.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  And I've been driving these guys crazy.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  Depression, anxiety, mental illness, uh, personal stuff. You know, and I've been wearing it.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  2025 has been fucked for a lot of people. I hear ya.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  It's been rough.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  I hear ya.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Rough. It's okay, man. Ralph screams at me.

• 29:21Speaker 04

  Get off of me.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Who invited this guy?

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Ralph screams at you?

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, sometimes.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, he, your dynamic is different then, because he, he's best friends with Ralph Boboza.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I love Ralph, of course.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  And they grew up together as kids.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a little deft, like.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  20 plus years.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Not to brag.

• 29:40Speaker 01

  They get 15.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  You better hang on to him like grim death.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  By the way, speaking of Ralph, I said this the other day, bit of a glow up as far as uh his look. He's got the hair long now.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  He looks like a fucking movie star.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, he does.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  And let me tell you something, action buddy cop movie, couple of years, Cam Patterson, Ralph Barbosa.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 30:02Speaker 04

  Right?

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Right?

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Are you a casting director? I love it.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  No, but I'd like to have you play the sergeant.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  I'll be the sergeant in the movie?

• 30:09Speaker 04

  You'll be the angry, you'll be the angry, you know.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what sergeant talk, let me, let me give you a try. Alley-oop, up, up.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Alley-oop. Alley-oop, what are you, basketball coach?

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Attention, right, did they say that?

• 30:22Speaker 03

  Have you never, have you ever played a cop?

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Get in line.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Cop, Bobby, cop.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought I was on the military.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  You're doing lieutenant.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, really? I thought it was military.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  No, like a buddy cop.

• 30:32Speaker 04

  Like the cop, you know, the captain. Barbosa, Patton, get in here.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Barbosa, cap, wait, Barbosa who?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Cam Patterson.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Barbosa, Patterson, get in here.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Let me do it, let me do it, let me do it. Barbosa, Cam, get in here.

• 30:45Speaker 04

  We'll let you know.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  That's, I liked it.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  It's alright.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  You'll let me know?

• 30:51Speaker 04

  I'll let you know.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  It was a cold read.

• 30:53Speaker 04

  Hey, this is Hollywood, baby.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  It's all cold reads.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I lost it in the room.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  Have you been in the room? Can I ask you that lately? Or is it all self tapes?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I haven't been in the room in probably pre-COVID.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  It sucks.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, I never liked the room.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  You're crazy.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  You like the room?

• 31:12Speaker 04

  That's what, you're booking the room, not the park. You go in there, hey, doing, good to see you.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  I send my tape in, I look, fuck, that probably could pass the slate.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you do tape, do you tape with him?

• 31:22Speaker 03

  No, he'll do it in the studio sometimes, I'll have like one of our producers do it or whatever.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you give him notes?

• 31:28Speaker 03

  No, it's usually before or after I've left. He does it on personal time.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, because he's more of the actor than you are.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  You don't ever want to do it.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Not really, no, I've never been drawn to it, he did it, you know, before, kind of comedy or whatever, yeah, I've never just been drawn to it.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, and so do you slate?

• 31:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I slate.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you slate, dude.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  I do slate. I've been pushing back on it lately, all that stuff.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you slate good?

• 31:52Speaker 04

  I mean, you don't, what's slate good? Hi, I'm H. Foley, I live in New York, I'm 5'11".

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  Well, fuck yourself.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  I need this, don't fuck this up for me. That shit's so dumb. It's so dumb.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  You booked the room, you booked the job through the slate.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, then what the fuck is that?

• 32:09Speaker 03

  How do you do it then? You just took what he said.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 32:11Speaker 03

  When he said you booked.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  The room. Now, he's, he's saying that most of the times the casting directors don't get past the slate.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  So the slate has to be good.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  What's a good slate then?

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure.

• 32:22Speaker 03

  As a novice, what's a good slate?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I mean, this is my theory.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  Hey, oh, tell me ho.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, my theory is this, is that I try to get them to laugh through the slate.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Sure. Like, I'll go backwards.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  You'll go backwards?

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Five eleven.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll slate my back.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Los Angeles.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll just turn my whole back.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Oh, you'll turn your whole back.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  My whole back, okay? It helps, you know what I mean? Or I'll, like, start giggling. I don't, I'll just do something.

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Do people do bits, like, corny bits, like, um, you know?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do a little shimmy, you know what I mean?

• 32:51Speaker 04

  Do you ever do the slate in character, whatever, whatever you're doing, or you just, you do it normal?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Forget about my Bobby Lee.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  What? Who's that?

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I'm five foot four, Bobby Lee. You know what I mean? I'm slating, and I do the, eh, forget about.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  Uh-huh. Oh, you'll do that?

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  You're also Bobby Lee.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 33:12Speaker 04

  You know?

• 33:13Speaker 03

  You're a known actor in entertainment.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a known actor, man, I'm not a known actor, you know? So, do, do, you, you'd be surprised. They go, what have you done?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's, you'll, that's it.

• 33:23Speaker 04

  That's the industry's problem, Bobby. That ain't you.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but there's always been a disconnect, I've already said this before, but there's always been a disconnect between what's going on in the world and what they're doing.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's a lot of like, um, although last night I was at, um, the Comedy Store.

• 33:38Speaker 04

  Uh-huh.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  And there was a lot of Fox people there.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Fox people.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Foxy people.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Fox people.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Okay, from the network?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  We're in Hollywood.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  They're from the woods.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  Foxes.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  You like Fox? I like foxes.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  No, there was, and, and, you know.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  What?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  What is happening?

• 34:00Speaker 04

  Like Fox News or like Fox?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, fuck, no. Bret Baer wasn't there. No.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  I love Brett Baer. Brett Baer.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Brett Baer, no.

• 34:08Speaker 04

  He looks like a cartoon character.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I just have, you know, you, over the years, you have relationships with it, so they, you know, I mean, I said hide it, you know what I mean?

• 34:15Speaker 04

  What were they doing there?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  They did a showcase thing at the, like, Fox New Faces or something.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  Fox New Faces.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Which those things never work.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:24Speaker 02

  That's weird.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 34:25Speaker 04

  Why?

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Fox New Faces?

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  No, like, they're seeing the new kids. Like, a showcase.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  They're gearing up to make a run.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Looking at fresh, young, hot talent, that's why we're in town.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you have, like, those kind of new faces-y things? I never was.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  We've never done any of them.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  We've literally had zero industry.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Zero.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  Anything. I'm not even joking, from any, no one's ever been like, "Do this," or "Here's this thing."

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Not one time.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Not one time.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Kevin Ryan did it all.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Not, okay.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  He did? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Here's Kevin Ryan, new face.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? So you've never, like, Netflix?

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Never done John Tru- in Montreal.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  We've never done, you know.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Netflix hasn't said, "Hey, come do a show."

• 35:03Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  No, nothing.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  We had some, we had some big Hollywood meetings this week, that's why we're in town.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  All right, good, good.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Suck our dick.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Who with?

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Gelsons.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Gelsons?

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Ralphs.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  The grocery store.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  I'm a cashier next week. Part-time, training.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  So you did go today, and you were pitching ideas, or?

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  More general, more, what are you doing, what are we doing?

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just like, they're like, "Oh, you guys are doing great," and you're like, "Yeah," you're just like, you can't, I don't know.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell me what companies you went?

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Uh, Kevin Hart's.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 35:34Speaker 04

  All Things Comedy.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  All Things Comedy.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, yeah, that's easy.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  North Hills.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  North Hills.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Who'd you see at All Things?

• 35:40Speaker 03

  The new guys.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Billy.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Billy, Rosenberg.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the best.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Andrew.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, great.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, everybody's great.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you guys are with them.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they knew we were doing.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  We know what you're up to.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  But Billy was, uh, um, head of, uh, comedy at Hulu for a long time.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 35:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was great.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  No, everybody was really nice, it's just like, very much, I don't know.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  Kevin Hart's got a nice place.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Nice joint. We sat in, there was, it was like a seventy, seventy-person conference room, it was me, him, and one other guy.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Were you nervous?

• 36:08Speaker 03

  What? No, we were pretty hungover.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Nervous?

• 36:11Speaker 01

  Over.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, I like the confidence.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Is that, that's a valid question?

• 36:16Speaker 04

  Nervous.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  What am I, an open mic'er with a number on my chest? What are you talking?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Hi, H Foley, five eleven from New York.

• 36:23Speaker 04

  They never gave us anything. We took it. What, what, what are you gonna do?

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you have a plan thing when you go in there?

• 36:28Speaker 03

  No, not really. We're good at winging it.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  We do, we do have a plan thing. We sign with, we sign with new management. We have like an eighteen month plan of things that we're, uh,

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  We're in the process of producing.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great, Ed, great.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Scripted on scripted.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Great, great, great, great.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  You can send it to self tape, see if you're, see if you work out for any of the projects.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Would I have to read for you guys, you think?

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Shut up.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  You're at?

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Never.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  It's cause like, you're not gonna, you, let's say you write a drama movie and he comes in.

• 36:55Speaker 04

  Are you talking us?

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  He talks to the space.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Well.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  The area.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  And then you say, you're trying to make the people laugh, but what if it's a drama role, like?

• 37:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, dumbass.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  You do that shit on Christopher Nolan, he'll fucking bounce ya with that weird soundtrack.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  I saw Tenet on a plane. I almost fucking freaked out.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Pull it back with that a little bit, will ya?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pull it back.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  Have you guys seen the new PTA movie yet?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I wanna see it.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  It's out.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Is that Paul Thomas Anderson?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I hear it's incredible. It's his best one yet.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I heard it's a, it's a masterpiece.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  I heard it as well.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you see Weapons?

• 37:36Speaker 04

  I did not. I did not.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 37:38Speaker 04

  Heard it's really good.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Not yet. No, the, it's, it's too dark.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  I love that movie. Don't you love that movie?

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Children and.

• 37:45Speaker 03

  I don't know anything about it.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  I can't do it right now.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Oh, you're not a film guy?

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Not really. And also I have a kid. I can't watch it. I have like no time to watch anything.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Well, yeah.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  He's three months old.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, oh, really?

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you have time to do this?

• 37:57Speaker 04

  He's a mother.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  This is a fact.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  You have time to slurp, slurp, slurp?

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, my titties. Yeah, I'm a cow.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when you're slurping, slurping, slurping, why can't you just watch something?

• 38:05Speaker 02

  You literally have time for nothing. Nothing.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you switch titties?

• 38:09Speaker 03

  Sometimes I will, yeah.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you will?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  You have to.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is your wife, um, breastfeeding?

• 38:15Speaker 03

  No, we're doing.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  I'm doing it.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  Get the good stuff.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What comes out of their age?

• 38:23Speaker 04

  Mountain Dew.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Is that what you're breastfeeding?

• 38:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I found, you can't do both, right?

• 38:30Speaker 02

  You can't do what both, um?

• 38:31Speaker 04

  You can't do formula and breastfeeding.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  You can do both, you can do combo feeding.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  I thought you said you can't do both.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  You can do whatever you want.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  I don't know anything about anything.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but...

• 38:39Speaker 04

  Bunch of suckers, eh Bobby?

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Fall for it.

• 38:42Speaker 04

  We're gonna fucking hop on a jet right now and go to Reno.

• 38:46Speaker 04

  Sit alone in a hotel room.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, can I ask you guys something?

• 38:50Speaker 04

  Please.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Um, give me the three.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  Have you seen him?

• 38:55Speaker 02

  Whoa, in the, in the middle of a question.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  This is like whack a mole of an interview.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Is that a movie?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 04

  Do you have notes?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  Kinda.

• 39:04Speaker 04

  Wait, what? Let's see them.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:05Speaker 04

  No, no, no. Can I see the notes?

• 39:07Speaker 02

  He never shares them.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  He never shares them, yeah.

• 39:09Speaker 04

  How did, did, how, did you?

• 39:10Speaker 03

  There is mostly stickers on that notebook. I'm not, I thought, I thought Foley said that as a bit, just so the audio listener out there.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Did, how, did you know these guys before?

• 39:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  You, you, you just started kinda working here, right?

• 39:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, thanks to Ralph.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  Through Ralph, you guys met?

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  So Ralph came here with Jaime.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  And he was sitting over there, Jaime.

• 39:30Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I looked at him, I go, what is that?

• 39:33Speaker 04

  He did the same thing at our studio, called security on him.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh really? You went over there?

• 39:37Speaker 04

  No, you came, remember you came, hanging out?

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Go to sleep.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  You did?

• 39:41Speaker 03

  Sorry, we bored you. No, it's cause, well, I was in the...

• 39:44Speaker 04

  That's right, you guys were fucking drinking.

• 39:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  But you didn't, you didn't have him on the pod?

• 39:48Speaker 04

  No.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this guy's gold.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  They had, of course.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  I didn't, yeah.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  They had just started, uh, you guys had just started the podcast and Ralph was promoting something.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, okay. All right, um, no, we did not see him. Can we move on?

• 40:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's pretty wicked.

• 40:02Speaker 04

  What the fuck is him?

• 40:03Speaker 02

  It's, uh...

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, Jordan Peele produced a movie called...

• 40:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, the football one.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Is that the football one?

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  The football one, yeah. He's in a position that I, um, I don't envy, a lot of pressure probably.

• 40:12Speaker 04

  What, a rich, famous director?

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  That must suck.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  Getting your dick sucked all the time.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  You're Slaton.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  What Bobby Slaton?

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Oh, so you're shot out the pit bull.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you.

• 40:24Speaker 04

  Why do you think he's in a bad spot?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  It's just a lot of pressure. I don't know. I, you know, he hasn't.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  That's your boy.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  He hasn't texted me back in like a year. Yeah.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  That's your boy.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  I just assume he's busy.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  With his own stuff.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Come on. You got your own stuff too.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  You're Bobby Lee, dude.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Why keep, why do you keep saying?

• 40:40Speaker 03

  Cause we like.

• 40:40Speaker 04

  You're being dumb.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  You're our favorite.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  You're dumb too, dude.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  I am dumb.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:44Speaker 04

  I'm real dumb.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Give me three positives now.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  About what? Anything?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  No, if I wanted a baby.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  About, uh.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Just tell me, each one of you.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Parenthood?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  No. Go, if I'm, let's say you guys, I'm, we're at a cafe. I don't know, we have to be at a cafe, but let's say we're at a cafe. And I go, hey, guys, I'm thinking about having a baby. Give me some positives here.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  I got nothing.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  I got you. But you're still super early.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. He just started, it's like he started like laughing and smiling like that. Once that happened, the first couple of weeks, you're like, this, what did we do? This is fucking crazy.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy. It's just a, it's just a grind.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  It's just like, and you're sleep deprived and you're like, you feel like you're smoking meth. Like you're just like up, you're that, you, you don't know what day it is. It's fucking crazy.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  And then you're like, at that point, then you start thinking like, well, this was, everybody's like, the second you see him, it's gonna be the best. I'm like, well, that didn't fucking happen.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  It didn't happen.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  But, uh, it took, yeah, and then, but like, once you start smiling, you can connect with them and stuff like that. It's awesome. It's like, it's very.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  So what's a smile like?

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Uh, he looks like a big fat Irish baby. Big blue eyes, big fat, white, brown head.

• 41:42Speaker 04

  Little guy.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah. Does he smile when he sees you?

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so sweet.

• 41:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  So, um, when they smile and then what else is another positive?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  That's about all I got.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  They're.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 41:51Speaker 02

  Really, really funny. They're funnier than any walking adult. They're funny. They're weird and funny.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Funny?

• 41:59Speaker 02

  They're funny, Bobby. They're funny.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Kid's not on Fox, move faces.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Remember when my baby just went up to you and decided, ah, he's gonna bite your nose?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  For no reason?

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That was cute.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  That was funny.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  Are you Uncle Bobby or will you be Uncle Bobby?

• 42:14Speaker 02

  He's Uncle Bob.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  He is now petrified of me now.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  I think it was because it was a lot of people in one setting, but if it's one on one, you guys, he likes it a lot.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  He was like, if he's facing me, he goes and he just pulls his, pulls away from me.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  They go through a stage of like stranger danger, but it's normal.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, you know what I mean? I'm just so excited to see him.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  I need this, sure. Do you want to have a kid?

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Fuck that, get out of here.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  That's what the fight in London was about.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  You and me, kid.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I, uh, I think, who said this? Somebody said this to me. Oh, your, um, stepdad said this.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  Roger?

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Roger said to me the other day, he goes, "Don't have one."

• 42:55Speaker 03

  He said the same thing to me.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  And I go, right? And I go, "Why?" He goes, "You're too old."

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  "By the time he's 10, you'll be 64."

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 43:04Speaker 02

  My dad had me in his 60s and it was like, half of my life was watching him die. So, it was pretty crazy. I wouldn't recommend, too old, but you're not in your 60s yet. You're 50, what, 4?

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  You're fine.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Also, another thing that I, this is what I heard, that you need is a partner.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gotta be someone you like, like to.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Because parenthood is...

• 43:26Speaker 03

  I'd say love, but that's just... It's gotta be someone you meet at the bus stop or something, you know what I mean?

• 43:32Speaker 04

  What about you, big guy? You want to have kids?

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, how old are you? You're young.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  We're 29.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  29.

• 43:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  You got a girl?

• 43:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:38Speaker 04

  No?

• 43:39Speaker 02

  What happened to that one girl?

• 43:41Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  She saw the notepad.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  She saw my cue cards.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  No, the one...

• 43:45Speaker 04

  Did you see him?

• 43:47Speaker 02

  She was the baddie, the one you sent food to her and stuff.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  You're dating a baddie?

• 43:52Speaker 04

  A girl down there?

• 43:53Speaker 02

  A baddie baddie.

• 43:53Speaker 01

  Texas.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  Texas?

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Single mom, right?

• 43:55Speaker 04

  By where you guys are?

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  You boys are probably doing alright down there, ain't ya?

• 44:00Speaker 01

  He's doing alright.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  I'm sure you're doing alright too.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, you're struggling?

• 44:03Speaker 04

  With your cool cars and...

• 44:04Speaker 01

  No, I'm, I'm...

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Struggling a bit?

• 44:06Speaker 04

  You're killing it. What do you mean? We're in fucking Hollywood. You're killing it.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  How long you been doing stand-up?

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Two years now.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Look at where you are now.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a pretty good fucking two years.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a good two years.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  It took us 15 years to get here.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a pretty good thing. You should be grateful.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  I gotta start keeping notes.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, get the big dog a notepad.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Give me some stickers, will ya?

• 44:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, Rob has it all right now, so...

• 44:27Speaker 04

  What, you were just casually seeing this bird? Then it fizzled out?

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Do you remember who I'm talking about? Are there many, that many?

• 44:33Speaker 01

  She friendzoned me.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  How?

• 44:35Speaker 01

  She's like, "Hey..."

• 44:36Speaker 04

  I wouldn't fuck him.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  I gotta explain this to ya?

• 44:41Speaker 03

  How?

• 44:43Speaker 01

  I think she went back to her baby daddy.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Oh, what are you doing with that?

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you try, did you make moves?

• 44:49Speaker 01

  I sent her flowers.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  He's a sweet young boy. Sweet boy, and I like that for you. Where'd you meet her, if you don't mind me asking?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  On the apps or something?

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Uh, mutual friend.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  Mutual friend, but she already had a kid?

• 45:02Speaker 01

  She has two kids.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  Two kids? What are you doing?

• 45:04Speaker 03

  She's seventy-two.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you make a, that's, that's the move you made, is you sent flowers?

• 45:10Speaker 01

  Well, she was sick, so I was like, oh, you don't want to be sweet, and sent her flowers.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  And you sent her like soup too, right? Or food?

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Couple cans of soup.

• 45:17Speaker 04

  Oh, that's so sweet. Did you meet the kids?

• 45:20Speaker 01

  Um, we were on FaceTime one time.

• 45:23Speaker 04

  Did you go out on a date with her?

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Not yet.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Not yet?

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Oh, what did you mean? What is nothing?

• 45:28Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 45:29Speaker 04

  You just liked her, you met her?

• 45:29Speaker 02

  You never even met in person?

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, we met in person, but like, coffee, but not like a dinner date.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you guys were like legit dating.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, she, she Face, oh, I told you right, when she was FaceTiming me?

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  And her kid popped up in the screen, and she, the kid is like, Papa? I was like, oh no, not yet.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  And what'd you say?

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Did you bang her?

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Would I marry her?

• 45:53Speaker 04

  No, did you bang her?

• 45:54Speaker 01

  No.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  No?

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  Kiss her?

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  You kissed her? Coffee date.

• 45:58Speaker 01

  Coffee, yeah.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Did you kiss her?

• 45:59Speaker 01

  On the cheek.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  On the cheek?

• 46:01Speaker 03

  This guy's a gentleman.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  You are a gentleman.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  I have to say it.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Kind of flowers?

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Um.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Roses.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, look at Khalyla.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  She wasn't there.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Peonies?

• 46:12Speaker 01

  No, no, no, the white ones.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Orchids?

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Daisy.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Orchid, daisies.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Daisies.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Daisies?

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Daisies? You can order daisies?

• 46:19Speaker 04

  I thought you just get those in a lot of places.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  Orchid.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  No, you didn't send, you sent her an orchid?

• 46:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Just one?

• 46:26Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  That's what you sent her?

• 46:27Speaker 01

  A whole.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, what do you call those? A whole?

• 46:30Speaker 01

  The whole dozen.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  With moss and everything.

• 46:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, the whole dozen.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  A dozen?

• 46:33Speaker 02

  A dozen orchid doesn't exist.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  That's a lot of, that does, aren't they?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of orchid.

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Well, it's some flowers. It was like...

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a sunflower? It's a sunflower?

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Sunflower seeds.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  It was a sunflower seed. Yeah, yeah, ranch, ranch style.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  It was a

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Got her a bag of Dave's Killer Bread. Did you go pick him up or did you order him online?

• 46:55Speaker 01

  I ordered them, I got them delivered.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  Got them sent over there. So you guys were talking, you went out coffee, talked to the kid on FaceTime, she wasn't feeling well, you sent her some flowers.

• 47:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  Very nice.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  And then, um, got back from the, on the road and

• 47:08Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  And I was like, hey, let's get, let's get some dinner. And then she's like, hey, um, I think we should just be friends. I don't want to seem like I'm interested in you.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  You go get the soup back? Jesus. Yeah. I would have fucking marched over.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  You can never talk to her again.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  I'm with Bobby on this one.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  You can friendzone? Fuck you.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  What are you talking about? You're, you're not closing ass out there on the road?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  You're not closing ass out there on the road?

• 47:36Speaker 03

  I don't think he knows what that means by that.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know what that means.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  He knows what that means.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  It, it's, some people are openers, some people are closers, he's neither.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  That's

• 47:46Speaker 04

  We're gonna be working for this kid one day. What are you talking about?

• 47:48Speaker 02

  But do you know that Hyman wouldn't, um, he says that he would never even get with a sex worker?

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Ever, ever.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, I can't.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Why?

• 47:56Speaker 01

  Cause I have to have a connection with her.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you want a spiritual connection?

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  But you also said you, you don't want to have to tell your wife one day. Is that what you said on the pod, on my pod?

• 48:06Speaker 04

  You have to have a connection with her. What do you mean?

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Like, I have to feel her.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  They can get coke.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  No, like, I have to feel her, like, I have to feel her love.

• 48:14Speaker 04

  You can't, you can't, you can't do that with somebody you just met?

• 48:17Speaker 01

  Mm-mm.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  Really?

• 48:18Speaker 01

  Like a one night stand?

• 48:19Speaker 04

  Huh, really?

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  You can't do one night stands.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  It won't work.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Good guy.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:24Speaker 04

  What won't work? You want to get hard?

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your, your penis won't work.

• 48:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  You gotta lay off the coke.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do, do you get hard easy?

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Me?

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Hard right now. So easy. I didn't for a while, but, but the blood's coming back, yeah.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  How about you? Do you get?

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Like a lot.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 48:42Speaker 03

  Pretty, yeah.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Pretty easy?

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:45Speaker 04

  What about you?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 48:47Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, pretty good.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  Doing all right.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Have you noticed it throttle back as you've gotten older?

• 48:54Speaker 02

  I'll throttle back.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  I like that term.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  That happened to me, but it's coming back.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  No, um, I find it to be very potent lately, as of late.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  That's good.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  Your erections or your?

• 49:07Speaker 03

  Load.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I don't watch the porn anymore.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Really?

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Yo.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  So I, you know, I mean, the-

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Clear mind.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the go- gun is loaded.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and when it releases, my god, it's like-

• 49:17Speaker 04

  Look out.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Shotgun spread, you know what I mean? It spreads all over the place, you know what I mean?

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Trying to use fireworks.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Nothing?

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:24Speaker 04

  I said Chinese.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like Chinese fireworks, yeah. Um, it's like, you know, when you pee and you're, you're, you're, um, hole is clogged up by some cum and then, you know, I mean, you spray it.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  It goes two different ways.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Did that still happen to you?

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why are you acting so-

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I'm not acting-

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm asking this question-

• 49:42Speaker 04

  Kevin's a squirter.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Uh-

• 49:45Speaker 04

  When he comes, he shits.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  I told you that in private.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  That's what the fight was about, I shit all over my bed.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, um, have you ever done this? I did this a last couple of weeks ago.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Where I, once I, I stuck it in, I farted.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  What the fuck is wrong?

• 50:04Speaker 03

  I don't think I have.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, has that ever happened?

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Involuntarily.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, it was an purpose thing.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought you were-

• 50:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but it, we laughed so hard.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  Did it smell?

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  No, but it was like a cute one too.

• 50:14Speaker 04

  And we go slow?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Uh, and I went.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Oh, a quick one.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then we both di- died laughing historically.

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Sounds like a nice furl.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Someone's, someone's getting friends in.

• 50:29Speaker 04

  Send her some daisies. Orchids.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  That is nice that you have that where you can laugh, that's, that is-

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  I laugh every time, baby!

• 50:36Speaker 03

  That's a funny, that is, you can laugh with her is very funny, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  You don't have laughs?

• 50:40Speaker 03

  No, I'm, yes, I do, I'm saying that's a good connection.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not accusing you of anything.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  I know you did, you said that was an accusation, you don't have laughs?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  You don't have a good time?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, do you have laughs with your guy?

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Paul, do you have laughs with your guy?

• 50:54Speaker 04

  I do.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Gil?

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm more shy, so like, my wife won't- Care. She's like, just fart, but I had to like leave the room. Still, you're married? Cause I feel bad for her.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Same.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  That's good. More I feel bad for her.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  I can't fart in front of significant others ever, ever.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Just not while fucking.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Ever. You've never heard me fart.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Have you, be honest?

• 51:16Speaker 02

  If by accident, if I'm in the bathroom and you barge in.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  You have those mango coconut farts.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  Dude farts?

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't. I don't.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's you, dude. No, I've never heard senior fart.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen me fart?

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  I've, I've cleaned your shit, dude.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, dude.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  Toilet?

• 51:32Speaker 03

  In the backseat of his car.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  No, like he used to shit his pants for fun.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  My guy.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Ah, old school dog.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Fun.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  The Prius, right?

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, like in public, he would just like randomly, his bowels would just give out and there would have to be some cleaning involved afterwards and he would be too embarrassed to do it himself.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  Don't have a baby.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Cause you can't have two of your shit.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we can be going together, holding hands.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  You would do that on purpose, like as a bit?

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 52:00Speaker 03

  Shitting yourself.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  No, his bowels would just give out without.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if you wanna get.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  Is that like a medical?

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Notice.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna get into my medical situation? I'll tell you.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Do you have something?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  What do you got?

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm lactose intolerant.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Lactose intolerant.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  And I got buffalo mozzarella cheese. It's over.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Really?

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Game over, dude.

• 52:14Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what the worst one is? Ricotta.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  You put some ricotta in me, oh my god, it's a bloodbath.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  What about burrata?

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, bloodbath.

• 52:22Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Bencengo?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Pepper jack?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Provolone?

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  No, so these kinda cheese.

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Cooper Sharp?

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Oh, the hard cheeses you're okay with.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Hard cheeses, nothing.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  Parmesan or Reggiano, cause it's raw.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  You're fine.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm fine.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's raw.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  It's the wet cheeses.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  That really do it for me.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Nacho cheese.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  What? Now, that, that's fine too.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Nacho cheese, I don't know what it is about buffalo, because of the milk, I think.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  The buffalo?

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  The buffalo mozzarella.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  You a cheese guy?

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Me? Not so much.

• 52:50Speaker 04

  No? No cheese?

• 52:51Speaker 03

  I find that hard.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  No cheese, no hook. Fascinating man.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't, in fact, he's not a complex eater, like.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  You're the chicken finger guy?

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Chicken tender.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, an aristocrat.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  What's your background?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  I'm Mexican.

• 53:08Speaker 04

  What'd you get the name from?

• 53:10Speaker 01

  From my parents.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  You sound like a Jewish lawyer.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  I do.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  The name? No, Jaime, that's how they put it, that's how Spanish.

• 53:17Speaker 01

  Jaime is like Jamie.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. Your mom cook it up? She do good?

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Salted pie and everything.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Like sushi, like, are you good with sushi?

• 53:25Speaker 04

  What do you mean, am I good with it?

• 53:27Speaker 01

  Good to eat it.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  You ever been to SeaWorld? Am I good with it?

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, do you eat sushi?

• 53:32Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you eat sushi?

• 53:34Speaker 03

  No. I'm a picky eater. I'll try, my thing is I'll try, I'll try most stuff, though.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you will?

• 53:38Speaker 03

  I'll try it. I'll try everything once, but I just, it doesn't connect.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Really? So if we went, Kevin Ryan's in town, I go, let's go some sushi.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Kevin Ryan's in town? What?

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Couple of big meetings are here.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um, would you get sushi with me?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Nah, probably not.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  We went to Nobu one time.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you didn't like it?

• 53:55Speaker 04

  He's fucking freaking out. Gonna give him the fucking apple juice and iPad, shut him up.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  Put my earmuffs on.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's your go-to? Do you like meat and potatoes?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Uh, I like a nice.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Chicken Parmesan.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  That's Jaime eating sushi for the first time?

• 54:08Speaker 04

  What was it? What exactly was it?

• 54:10Speaker 03

  It was a California. It was a California roll.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  And then he started gagging.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  It was eel.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  I'm with you on the eel. That takes a minute.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that takes a minute, yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  He's my best friend.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  You're yelling at him.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  I feel like sushi has remarkably gone downhill.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think so?

• 54:27Speaker 04

  On a mass scale.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  And you know what? I don't really fuck with it a lot lately either.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. You know what I had the other day that fucked me up too, which I will never have again? Ramen.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  From where?

• 54:40Speaker 04

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about ramen, no. I had Sukkoman ramen.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Why? What do you mean, you're not gonna have it again?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Sukkoman ramen?

• 54:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  What is Sukkoman ramen?

• 54:51Speaker 04

  It's when you suck on a guy's dick.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what? Your tone right now?

• 55:02Speaker 04

  I don't like to hear you say that.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:04Speaker 04

  That you're not gonna have ramen anymore.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. This particular style of ramen.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  You an investor in it?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I know that.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  You can't, they take your eyes away, wouldn't they?

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Put Kevin's on ya.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was with some friends and we had Sukkaman ramen and I was so hungry.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Can you explain what that is?

• 55:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, what is it?

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you now, guy.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  What's the base broth of like a?

• 55:25Speaker 02

  It's a lot denser, Sukkaman.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's, and you dip the noodles into it rather than...

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  So it comes in two bowls.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  One of it is this condensed like broth, right? And then there's a side of noodles with a lime and some chassu pork.

• 55:39Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  And you take the noodles, you dunk it into the broth and you eat it that way.

• 55:44Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, it's more of an intense flavor.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  Gotcha.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  And I, we thought we all had semin- semin- seminola?

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Seminola.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we got, we, immediately went into cold shivers.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Diarrhea.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  It was bad.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Hmm, it happens.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  It does.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  It does happen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  That shit's cooking for like weeks, isn't it?

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Aren't they boiling that for, for a long time?

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Forget the flavor.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  It, yeah, it was so good, but I may never have it again. Like, you know?

• 56:09Speaker 04

  You'll be back on it.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  You know pudding pops?

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Cello pudding pops?

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Bill Cosby kind?

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:14Speaker 04

  That's the biggest mistake America ever fucking made.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  What, pudding pops?

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Getting rid of those.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they did?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, they've been gone for thirty years.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  I can have a couple more than that.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  And it's been all downhill from there.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  But when I was a kid, I, I, I, when I got sick from it.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Really?

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  And I never, it was like, I dread them even to this day.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Really?

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  The thought of them.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Well, they're gone, you don't have to worry about it.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Um...

• 56:34Speaker 02

  That's probably why, they're probably all recalled.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Nah, they were great, I don't know what happened. We fucked up getting rid of those. It had like a, a thin ice layer around it and the buttons on the bottom were so good. They were great.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  What kind of pudding pops do you have?

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Can you pull it up?

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  There's a, there's buttons on the bottom?

• 56:50Speaker 04

  It's like it had like a little shelf of ice on the bottom.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was a salesman.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Who was that, by the way?

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Say what you want, he could move merchandise.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, back then he could, yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, his voice, the Cello pudding pops, they're great.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Wow, those look...

• 57:06Speaker 04

  You ever had those, are you too young for them?

• 57:08Speaker 03

  No, I had the Blue Bell.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Banana pudding.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Gotcha.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of high end ice cream shops?

• 57:15Speaker 04

  High end ice cream.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  There's some new ones like there's, you know, Salt and Straw. Have you had Salt and Straw?

• 57:20Speaker 03

  No, we'll do like the, what's in New York, like Morgansteins, Van Loon, that kinda stuff.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Van Loon.

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'll do that. My wife is all over that shit.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Van Loon's good. If you want, what?

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  I'm a Ben and Jerry's man.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  I like a Maloney bar.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  You and Ben and Jerry, me too.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  Maloney bars?

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Cherry Garcia.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  Banging.

• 57:38Speaker 03

  I do the Tonight Show guy.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Tonight Show's great, guys, great.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  Chubby hubby.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Chunky monkey, or Chunky monkey?

• 57:43Speaker 03

  Chunky monkey, I think it's.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  Chocolate chip cookie dough. I like that from Ben and Jerry's.

• 57:47Speaker 04

  Cherry Garcia, I don't know, do I have to say one?

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  Is it my turn?

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Or even Ben and, not Ben and Jerry, a three, well, Baskin Robbins, I fuck with.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Baskin Robbins?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Can I go to Handel's?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Handel's.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Handel's is great, they make it there.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  But here's the thing about Handel's, and there's a place called Kiwi, we're just redoing the same place every couple of years. It's just frozen yogurt that you go and do yourself and then put gummy bears in. It just changes over names. You know what I'm saying?

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, explain it to me.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  It's the same fucking thing.

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Same, the exact same description of what it is.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  But like, for like five years, it's like Handel's, Handel's, Handel's.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  And then, and then that goes away, they tank it, bankrupt.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  Right?

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  But I, I think what you're saying about Handel's, can I defend Handel's real quick?

• 58:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, no, yeah.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, Handel's, they make it there.

• 58:37Speaker 04

  Everybody makes it there.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Baskin Robbins doesn't make their ice cream there.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  I'm talking about the frozen yogurt places, not Baskin.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  But why's, why'd you bring frozen yogurt when we're talking about ice cream?

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Handel's is frozen yogurt.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  I thought Handel's was ice cream.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  It's ice cream.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 58:50Speaker 06

  There's a difference, sixteen Handel's and Handel's.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  Can I see your notebook? I thought you were talking about sixteen candles.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Handel's.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Handel's is like, very indulgent, rich, ice, old school.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  Gotcha.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, what's that?

• 59:09Speaker 03

  That's sixteen Handel's. There's a place, listen.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Ah, okay.

• 59:13Speaker 03

  Hand, that's not his fault. There's a place, Handel's and sixteen Handel's?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right. You know what, dude? We're not, yeah, we're not.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  By the way, what's up with your Joe's pizzas out here?

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Is that, that's not connected to New York, is it?

• 59:23Speaker 04

  You don't think we're gonna go back and tell them?

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what the fuck, they're fucking good, they're, they're fucking, like the original.

• 59:27Speaker 04

  It's not connected?

• 59:28Speaker 03

  They're separate though, right? They're not, it's not connected.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Same thing, man.

• 59:31Speaker 04

  That's funny, cause we're starting a podcast called Tiger Belly.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  We're doing Tiger Stomach.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's, I'll tell you why your pizza's better.

• 59:39Speaker 03

  The water.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  The water. The water.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but do you know what the joke?

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  What, are we on a fucking Star Maps bus? You don't think we know that?

• 59:45Speaker 03

  We got it parked out front. A hop on, hop off.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, is that Pat Sajak? Yeah. It's the water.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  It's the water.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Which I don't know if that's really true. Well, why is it better than? There's great pizza out here. I mean, maybe in the 50s it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  Where is Prince Street originally from?

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  Uh, New York, I think.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lower East Side, Prince Street Pizza.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Wow, I feel like it's a gift to LA. It is so good.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  It is so good.

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  So good. The naughty pie? Oh, my god.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the honey, though.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  The hot honey?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  That's everywhere now.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm not with the honey.

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  Not with the honey.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm not with the fucking honey.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  What are we doing?

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  A little bit here and there, but it's like, it's fucking, it's everywhere.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  The pineapple, you in the pineapple?

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Do a Hawaiian, of course.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, I do a Hawaiian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Can I ask you something, guys?

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, buddy. We're talking about pizza right now.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  I forgot, I forgot even. I have a pizza question.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Is this about money?

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  And pizza. So money, we have it, but pizza.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  See? Don't worry about that, bro. You got cash.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, right.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  You're killing it.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Pizza. I was in New York. Okay, you guys love pizza?

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• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  Like you guys like, are you like big on pizza?

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  The school newspaper?

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  We were talking about it for five minutes.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  He asks questions like a nervous informant who has a wire on him is about to get found out. He's like pizza, you like be like drugs? You guys do drugs? Where would you get your?

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  I would like to buy four kilos, please.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  It's almost as if he wasn't even in the room, he just pops in.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  And then pops back out.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Big pizza, big pizza.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Are you listening to what we're saying? No, you're not!

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  I am.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  Don't listen to Bobby, go ahead.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  If I wasn't listening, I would've talked about something else.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  Besides pizza.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  Like pineapples.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  I just said pineapple.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Exactly, so why would I switch to subs?

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  Say something else, make him look like a dick.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, go ask the.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  You love pizza, right guys?

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Got that part dude.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  If you say that again, I swear to god.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Can you slate before this and take it from the top?

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Pizza is good, right guys?

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  What the fuck? Are you fucking with us?

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Don't say that again.

• 1:02:42Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, I was in New York a couple of days ago, okay?

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  You're getting around.

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Paying for these flights.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  Business.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  I answer the exact same question.

• 1:02:55Speaker 01

  Spots out there in New York.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  You're doing some spots in New York?

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  Where were you at?

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  Uh, New York Comedy Club.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Shout out to it.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Shout out to it.

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  And Greenwich Village.

• 1:03:02Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  There you go, love that.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  You're fucking killing it.

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Get out of here moving and shaking.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  He's alright.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Two years in, tiger belly.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Lucky to have this kid.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  He likes pizza.

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  And, uh, I went to.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  I passed by the Comedy Center, cause I can't get in yet, but, um, I went to Joe's Pizza, the one by the cellar.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:03:20Speaker 04

  Father Demo Square.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  It's the original.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is?

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, very good one.

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  And I'm eating my pizza by myself and I hear like a group of tourists, fucking tourists, am I right?

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  You're a.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Hey, I'm walking here!

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  You feel me?

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  I feel you, dog.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  You feel me?

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  You don't gotta say no more.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  I'm not a tourist in New York. I know where to go.

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  You're working there. You're not a tourist.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  I'm a fast-paced dude, so.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  I don't believe that, but.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  No, for real, like, when I'm walking, stop taking pictures of Times Square. I'm at Joe's Pizza and I over, I have big ears, so I overhear everybody's conversations.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Is he workshopping something?

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  I know what you're doing.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  And there's a group of-

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Are you making this up?

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  No, for real. I'm about to ask a question. But so this group of people-

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Like a fucking mad lady.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  They're like tourists, they're like, oh, we should, this is the place that TikTok sent us and Joe's Pizza. And the girl in the group said, yeah, I love pepperoni and cheese, but like, I wish they had more flavors. Is that the correct term, or should they say more toppings?

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  That was a long way to get there.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  I do like, I do like the topic for discussion. Long way to get there.

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  That woman is what you call a dumb broad. Ice cream is flavors.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  Different kind of slices.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  But at a pizza shop, it's more, I wish they had more toppings, right?

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  More toppings, different variety, I think you would say.

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  That's fucking, you know.

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  What would you say?

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Unrelated, but why does it say Harry Styles on your notepad?

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  Oh, he's a good guy.

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  He's on the kidnap list next.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  It says Jaime Stiles, he wants to marry him.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Harry Styles and hearts around it.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was, that was somebody else. But yeah, what did I, like, not take you off, but like the pizza toppings.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  You okay, Bobby?

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  What the fuck is the question?

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  I thought we answered it, no?

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, they answered it.

• 1:05:05Speaker 04

  You mean, is that the wrong thing to say?

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, oh.

• 1:05:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, it's not, you would say, you would say toppings.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  You would say toppings, I think, yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  That's why I told her.

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  You don't want to do that shit, though. You don't want that crap. Fucking comedian, New York guy, LA. You do a slice of pepperoni, slice of cheese, you get out of there.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I told her, like, hey, that's the wrong term. You should say toppings.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, you interjected these strangers?

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  Yes, because like-

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  He's gotta set these broads straight.

• 1:05:28Speaker 01

  What if she goes back and she's like, I wish they had more flavors. Like, that's not a flavor.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  To me, to my mind, I wouldn't even like care. Why would you care?

• 1:05:35Speaker 01

  Because. So I can correct her.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, it's, it's, it doesn't matter. I'm like, you're eating your pizza-

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  You correct him all the time, so.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  You correct him all the time.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on this, because this is being out shown all, all over the place.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Do you want to correct somebody in person?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I'm not gonna interject like, hey, by the way, by the way, it's not fucking flavors, it's toppings.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  I didn't say it like that.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  How'd you say it?

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  I was like, excuse me, you meant to say toppings.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  That's fucking crazy. I really like that guy.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  That's insane.

• 1:06:06Speaker 04

  Did she say, "Do you work here?"

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  No, she's like, "Who are you?" Uh, just, I just have...

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• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  You know Ralph Barroso? I have big ears.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  You know Ralph Barroso? Bobby Lee?

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  Okay, here.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Go for you.

• 1:06:52Speaker 01

  Here's another question.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  I think, I don't think we have the time.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Could you cut to the chase and also let me cut the fat out?

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  No, I'd like to hear the story.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, go for it.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Do the story.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 01

  We're at Panda...

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Do the trilogy. All three Godfathers, let's do it.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Okay. I'm at Panda Express with my friend.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. Here we go.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  We're eating, and...

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  Is this in New York?

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  No, it's in Glendale.

• 1:07:15Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  And, uh...

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, is this directed to me then? Because it's Panda Express?

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  No, this is about the...

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  It's eating, it's about us.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  No, it's not about eating. It's about, um...

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  It actually doesn't take place in...

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so go back to, go back.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Panda Express, they're everywhere, not just in New York.

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  I got you.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Panda Express in Glendale.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  You said, "You said you were in New York."

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 1:07:34Speaker 04

  I thought you got Panda Express out there.

• 1:07:37Speaker 01

  Wait, yeah, Panda Express in Glendale. I was at the Glendale Mall.

• 1:07:39Speaker 04

  Okay. What were you getting at the mall?

• 1:07:41Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  What were you getting at the mall?

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  Some shirts.

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Some shirts?

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  H.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  And then, me and my friend, we get in an argument because I told her yesterday at the hotel, I was, um, watching cable TV, because that's all they have, cable TV.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  And I was watching the first 48.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  I love that show.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  And she's like, "Don't you mean streaming?" I said, "No, they were airing, because there's a difference between streaming and airing, right?"

• 1:08:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:08:10Speaker 01

  That's it. She was, she was like, "No."

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  You were streaming it and you were like, "No, they were airing it."

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  They were airing it, because it was at 8:00 PM.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Again, I don't know if that's something that you would correct. I don't think it would bother me enough to go.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Okay, but streaming is, um...

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Technically, you're right.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  Internet, yes, right?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're technically right.

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  Back then, there was nothing streaming.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:28Speaker 01

  She said, "Oh, uh, the new movie's coming out at 8:00 PM." It's airing at PM, 8 PM.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wouldn't say streaming.

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  But these new people, these new age people.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, new age or just younger generation?

• 1:08:39Speaker 01

  Younger.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what it is? It's these, you have thoughts, right? So we all have thoughts.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  These small little thoughts that pop up, right? But we don't take the thoughts, bring it down and say it out loud.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Here's where you're not getting laid.

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  I do, listen, I listen, I would, I do, I do think that's a.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  Say that to a guy.

• 1:09:00Speaker 01

  Okay, but like, you just told me there's a difference between.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The difference between flavor toppings.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  You're right, you're right, you're right.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Flavor toppings.

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  You're really right.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  You're right.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:09:11Speaker 04

  Bar casting. But don't die on those hills.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:09:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like.

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  You got more important shit going.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  I don't think he does, I saw the notebook.

• 1:09:20Speaker 01

  People don't believe me.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:22Speaker 04

  Who doesn't believe you?

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  Like, the people like, when I get in arguments like this.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  And who was the friend?

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Just a friend from Burbank.

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  And why was it important that it was Panda Express?

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Well, this is, this thought, I think that's what I'm saying, that thought of, hey, isn't it, isn't it wacky how it, we say airs, but it's really streams now? That is a thought.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is a thought, yeah.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  That story does not need to start at Panda Express.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Okay, but.

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  It does, because I wouldn't be able to ask this, what'd you have?

• 1:09:46Speaker 01

  Panda Express?

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  Obviously, I had Panda Express.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  I had, um, beef and broccoli with, uh, uh, fried rice and a spring egg roll.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Just one entree?

• 1:10:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  So what was the other one?

• 1:10:03Speaker 01

  Oh, it was double beef and broccoli.

• 1:10:05Speaker 03

  How did you got, did you, did you guys split the check or did you, how'd you do that?

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  Is she a friend or would you like it to be more?

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  No, she's a comedian from here, so.

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  Oh, comedian, so.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  But I paid.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Do we know her?

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  You paid.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  Good man.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  Good man.

• 1:10:16Speaker 01

  But still, she was arguing about like streaming versus bar casting.

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:10:21Speaker 01

  And airing.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  I got it.

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  Barcat.

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  We got a.

• 1:10:25Speaker 01

  Broadcasting.

• 1:10:26Speaker 04

  Oh, broadcasting.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Broadcasting, we got it, got it. You go, is there, do you go to Panda?

• 1:10:29Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, yeah, I go to.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  What's your dish? I, I, cause I have my go to dish.

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  I, I just do the orange chicken. I'm, I'm a, I'm a straight, I like, I like a Chinese, I like a.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  Chinese baby.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Do you like the new spicy orange chicken that they have?

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  I don't think I've had it. Honestly, I, I know, uh, the orange chicken. I go, I live in fucking Queens.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I still.

• 1:10:49Speaker 04

  I go to Nihouwa, whatever it's called. I think that's what it is.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I was talking about Panda, you, you, cause you guys have really good Chinese in New York.

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, so do you guys.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  I'm sure you guys have it too.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  We do.

• 1:10:58Speaker 03

  SGB.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  SGB.

• 1:10:59Speaker 04

  San Francisco.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  Some of the best Chinese I ever had was in Pacifica.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, Raymond's.

• 1:11:03Speaker 04

  Raymond's. If you're ever in Pacifica.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  When the rapture's not happening, go to Raymond's.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  What's that place in San Francisco we go to?

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  Oh, it's San Tongs.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  San Tongs, and you made a call for me, right? And they gave us that little.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  You have to stay, you have to be in line by four thirty. Like fights break out at this place, you know it's that good.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  I would never do that.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's, it's that good, dude.

• 1:11:24Speaker 03

  Have you guys been to Panda Inn in California?

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  Panda Inn is the original Panda Express, but they just reopened.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  They're high end fancy Panda Express.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  And you know what? That's another mistake we made. Those, a lot of those places have closed down. In the nineties, you go out to dinner with your Jewish friend's parents, you go to a nice Chinese sit down, they put the crispy noodles and the duck sauce and hot mustard on the table, you had a great waiter, you get a drink with a fucking, uh, uh, an umbrella in it, you'd have stuff going around, the lazy Susan in the middle.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's my favorite, yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Oh, a sit down Chinese?

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  We still have a good amount here in San Gabriel Valley.

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  On the east coast, they're all, it's.

• 1:12:00Speaker 02

  And they're, you know, like the big halls, like the really big restaurants, we still have them here.

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  They're so good.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  Like Boston Lobster and then Newport Seafood.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Newport Seafood's the best.

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  But Boston Lobster, so I think the chef, they had, they started beefing, so he left, he opened another place across the street called Boston Lobster, and it's the exact same menu, and it's just as good.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  It's huge, too.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  You know what I do? You wanna hear something?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  I would love to hear everything.

• 1:12:22Speaker 04

  I get a, I get a wonton, and we have these big bowls. I get the wonton, put a couple of wonton in there.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Salivating, I don't know.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  I get duck sauce and hot mustard, I put a packet of each in there.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  What's duck sauce?

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  Mix it around.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  Hot mustard, the whole thing?

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Hot, what's hot mustard?

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  What's duck sauce?

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  You know duck sauce?

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Is it the plum sauce, like sweet?

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  No, it's the, it's the orange stuff.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  Put that in there, and then I put my egg, my shrimp roll in there.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  And I eat that with a spoon and let it, let it soak in.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Is it good? Chinese food after this? We should.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  You a Chinese guy?

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  You're Chinese?

• 1:13:00Speaker 04

  What do you do?

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  Beef and broccoli?

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  Beef and broccoli, orange chicken.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Duck sauce.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've been waiting for five minutes to tell you my dish, but.

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's right, I already know.

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  We built it up now, and it's like, it's like, when I say.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  Alright, it's orange chicken.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, I mean, no, when I say it, they're gonna be like, okay, let's move on.

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  It's shocking. Well, no, it's yours, it's pretty shocking.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not shocking.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  Fried noodles and lobster sauce.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I, I, I don't do a guessing game, it'll take forever, you'll never guess it.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  Why not?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about Pan Express specifically.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  Ah, okay.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  Oh, I know what it is.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  A plant.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's tofu, yeah.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  What's the second?

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  Beijing beef.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:35Bobby Lee?

  What's the third?

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  There's a third?

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Do you know the third, Kyle? I don't know the third.

• 1:13:39Speaker 02

  I always thought it was either cashew or orange chicken.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  Kung pao?

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Kung pao chicken.

• 1:13:44Speaker 02

  Oh, kung pao.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, but you got the fucking, um.

• 1:13:47Speaker 04

  Bobby likes his chicken spicy?

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  That's the one spicy?

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  It's George Costanza.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  That was racist, Bobby.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  Hey, you remember Pizza Hut back then, in the nineties?

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  Fuck, here we go.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  Still around, but.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  No, yeah, but Pizza Hut, that, where you can walk in and dine in with your family.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember, we remember.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  Same thing.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  Jewish friends, eh?

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  Jewish friend, parents.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  He's not Jewish.

• 1:14:08Speaker 01

  He said Jewish.

• 1:14:09Speaker 04

  No, when I would go out to dinner with my Jewish friends' parents.

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  Ooh, the buffet. I love the buffet. The old school, because like nostalgia's such a big thing, they're opening up all over the country.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, the standard.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Because the fucking crust on this is different.

• 1:14:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pan, it's a pan.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  I know it's pan, no, I, I know it's pan.

• 1:14:24Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  But it, there's a butter. No, there's a butter.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  The buttery, yeah.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Butteriness to the fucking crust.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  I was loving it.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  That's unlike anything else, Pizza Hut.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great pla, old school place. Have you ever been to, um.

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Mott thirty-two.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Mott thirty-two.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  That's where we went, remember? There was only four of these in the world and one of them is in the Philippines. The Chinese, the duck place, where they like danced with a duck before.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dancing duck.

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love a dancing duck.

• 1:14:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, which place are you talking about?

• 1:14:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I fucking, that's why I froze.

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  It's an old school pizza place.

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  Shakey's?

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  No, Excalibur or it's something like that.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Excalibur.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Excalibur?

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  What'd you guys do right before this hit?

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  Right before what hit?

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Are you garbage?

• 1:15:11Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought you were talking about the drugs. Uh, we were, yeah, we were working comedians, you know, we were.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  No, but I mean, you're, he was waiting tables.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  Oh, waiting tables, yeah, waiting tables and then hosting at New York Comedy Club, um, and doing a little bit parts. And he was working the road.

• 1:15:26Speaker 03

  I was, yeah, DoorDash, I was DoorDash when the podcast was like pretty popular still. And I was like, I was, I would be getting recognized and would still.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Why would you still do that?

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  You needed the money, dude, because you.

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  Put it back in the business, Bobby, because the industry wasn't coming to fucking save us.

• 1:15:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 04

  They had to put it back in. Kevin Ryan.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  And this guy.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:46Speaker 04

  And Panda Express. And his weird religion.

• 1:15:51Speaker 04

  And your cousin. And Bobby Lee.

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  But it was lucky I had the, it was during the pandemic, so I could wear the mask. And then like a lot of people, you're just dropping it at the door, so I didn't have to see a bunch of people.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  Just think if you were doing that, what you'd be doing? Fucking rubbing your balls on people's french fries and shit.

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  And you're in there, you're hungry and you're driving to someone's McDonald's, it's like takes everything to not fucking open it up and start eating.

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:16:13Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, I'm a fat ass, yeah.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  Think you're just starving? What?

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Fry.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  No, well, it's very much, it's very much sealed.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Here's, uh, here's where I would go wrong, okay? I would, I would deliver a food to a restaurant, a house, right? And they didn't tip me well, I would note that.

• 1:16:32Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  So the next time I get that address, then I would do something.

• 1:16:36Speaker 04

  Roaches.

• 1:16:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you one shot.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not, I wouldn't.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  One opportunity.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because I just, when they don't tip, when people tip, you know, you've been in the service industry.

• 1:16:48Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  It's infuriating.

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Is it not?

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  It is, and you know, I, there was times when I couldn't tip well and now we're making, I make up for lost time and I tip.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I've been doing, yeah.

• 1:16:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  But even back in the day, I always did fifteen.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  I'll leave something.

• 1:17:02Speaker 04

  Take these roaches.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  I always did fifteen.

• 1:17:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  We did what, fifteen percent?

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  That's not tipping well.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Back when I was poor.

• 1:17:10Speaker 04

  Oh, when you're poor.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  God damn, man, fuck it.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  Just making sure.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:14Speaker 04

  What are you tipping now? Twenty, thirty?

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  Well, over, sometimes fifty.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  Really? There you go, Bobby Lee.

• 1:17:22Speaker 04

  You doing this too? You picking this up?

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  But he does this weird, he does this weird thing if the service is really bad, then he tips over a hundred percent.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  To let him know? Don't tell. Or why?

• 1:17:32Speaker 04

  That's the rich man's roach.

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 1:17:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like that.

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  But what's the me, like, what's your, what's your motivation?

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, guess it, no, guess it.

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  Cause he's gonna get the guy fired as soon as he gets home.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  Uh, is it like? I don't know, that's kind of a mindfuck.

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  It's like a fuck you.

• 1:17:45Speaker 03

  Cause they kinda know they're not doing well, they, they know they didn't deserve that.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:17:49Speaker 03

  So they're going, fuck, does it make them think like, I was kind of a dick and I, I don't know?

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, it's this.

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  I like it, though.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  People, if they don't know who I am, people think I won't.

• 1:18:01Speaker 04

  Won't what?

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  Tip. I don't think visually I look like a tipper.

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  You mean, because?

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  I just, the way I am is.

• 1:18:10Speaker 04

  I've never agreed with anything more. I do have to say.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I think they just assume, oh, this guy has no money, he's not gonna tip.

• 1:18:16Speaker 04

  But not because of your ethnic handicap, you mean just?

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  Not because you're Asian.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not the Korean part.

• 1:18:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  It's just the way.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  Asians are great tip.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  It's just the way I am.

• 1:18:25Speaker 04

  Play back a rack.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, also, I think that, I, I, I, I, is that a thing where Asians aren't good tippers?

• 1:18:29Speaker 02

  No, Asians are good tippers.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, and in fact, like.

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Give me some races that aren't. Do you have, you have, you have races in your head that won't tip?

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  You want, well, we'll say.

• 1:18:39Speaker 04

  What are we doing?

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  We won't say it out loud.

• 1:18:40Speaker 04

  This is like the water in the new, in, in the pizza.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  And that's not true either.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  But, but, yeah, but anyway.

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  Racism is what that.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I do it.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  I was talking about Italians?

• 1:18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The reason why I do it is because I usually do it in this circumstance, if I know I'm gonna be back there. Right, so I'll get, I'll give them like a hundred percent and go, next time, treat me better.

• 1:19:02Speaker 04

  You say that to them?

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  No, but that's, that's inferred, like hey.

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  In the tip.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Cause that's gonna go around, hey Bobby gave a hundred percent tip and that's gonna go through the kitchen, so when you do come back in.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, I don't know, I don't even know if that happens.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  Or they're gonna be like, you believe this idiot, I fucking stiffed him and he fucking hooked me up with a hundred.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  Forgot to refill his iced tea.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, you do that. It's more of me like, you know what, you're a jerk, but you know what?

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  Were they jerks or just busy?

• 1:19:27Speaker 02

  Jerk.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean dude, remember that guy, he took a fucking plate.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  A bowl of like steaming hot, um, sundubu.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  Just like the Korean.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  Frisbee.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  He like slid the bowl across to Bobby like this.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  Like this.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  It's spilling over, I mean, it was just so rude.

• 1:19:42Speaker 03

  Aggressive, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not how it's done.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, I don't like that.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Now, do you have a cap on what dollar that would be? Like, do you cap the hundred percent on like three hundred dollars? You're like, I'm not, you know.

• 1:19:53Speaker 02

  I think our bill was.

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  Like, at what point do you like?

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:56Speaker 03

  Alright, it's fifty percent.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  The most is hundred.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 03

  At a hundred, you'll do a hundred.

• 1:20:00Speaker 02

  No, but this, our bill was only like fifty something and he tipped the guy a hundred bucks and he put a little smiley face on the receipt.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  That'll teach him.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, they have to learn. How do people learn?

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  But that's not the excuse he gave me. Your excuse was actually quite sweeter. You said like, I think he's having a really bad day.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  Aww.

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  So I was like, okay, yeah.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  Bobby. Yeah, he probably was having a bad day.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause he was an older man, remember?

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  And he just seemed really like disgruntled, like he hated his life.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:33Speaker 04

  I was like, that was brutal.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:36Speaker 04

  Especially to the end of my career as a server. Brutal. Bitter, pissed, fucking angry.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  Lazy as shit.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  What's the one question of, uh, they would ask you that would send you over?

• 1:20:48Speaker 03

  Can you stop eating my cheeseburger?

• 1:20:55Speaker 03

  Sir, that's my appetizer.

• 1:20:58Speaker 04

  Fuck, you got a problem. Roaches in your coffee. Uh, the one question they would ask me.

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  Like for instance, someone's like, "Well, what do you like here? What would you have? What do you think about..."

• 1:21:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, you must know what's good here.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Ahhh.

• 1:21:10Speaker 04

  Got that all the time.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's terrible.

• 1:21:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  What would you say?

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:21:17Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  Would you give us a scowl?

• 1:21:20Speaker 04

  Mm-mm.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:21Speaker 02

  Row.

• 1:21:23Speaker 04

  I'll be right back with you, cheeseburger, sir.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  That's even better. The way you just said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. You know what they got with it?

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:21:30Speaker 04

  Spit.

• 1:21:33Speaker 04

  I never did anything like that.

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:34Speaker 04

  No, it's not that. People are just, people just think they're, you know, they're in their own head. Europeans are brutal. You know?

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are. Yeah.

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  But they just don't know.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:43Speaker 04

  You know?

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, they don't tip.

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  Australia don't, you don't?

• 1:21:46Speaker 02

  Well, Australia is not a tipping culture because they're, um, they pay their servers like thirty dollars or more an hour.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:21:53Speaker 04

  I know, but it's not about that. It's, I get that. That's why we do it in America. To supplement their income.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:01Speaker 04

  But that doesn't mean you can't make a fucking gesture.

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so. I agree.

• 1:22:04Speaker 04

  And when you come over here, they fucking know. They fucking know.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  I gotta push, we've had this conversation. I have to push back. My, my wife is German and her mom was like, why do, she was like, why do we have to tip? I'm like, that guy's making like two dollars an hour. And then she was like, that should be illegal. I'm like, yeah, no, everybody's kind of agrees on that.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:20Speaker 03

  So the second she, they had no idea because to them, their servers get fifteen, twenty dollars an hour.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  So it's like you just tip a dollar or whatever.

• 1:22:26Speaker 04

  They know, they know.

• 1:22:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, they, is there a pamphlet?

• 1:22:30Speaker 04

  They know.

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  When you come to America, like this, these are the rules?

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  This is a tipping nation.

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're a tipping nation.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  At this point, they should, I like, they should know you tip.

• 1:22:38Speaker 04

  They know. They got streaming.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They should know, they should know.

• 1:22:45Speaker 04

  They do it on purpose because they're gonna be back here. They don't give a fuck.

• 1:22:47Speaker 03

  I think they know they should tip. I don't think they know why they should tip. Like they, they're not aware that the employees are not making...

• 1:22:53Speaker 04

  Because somebody brought you stuff. I was over in fucking Paris. I was breaking off fucking, France, everybody.

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  But you come from a tipping culture, so it makes sense.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And were they appreciative of it or no?

• 1:23:01Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:02Speaker 04

  One of the things you gotta do when you go to France is attempt to speak French. Okay, walk up to them, don't say, "Hey, where's your Burger King?" Poli vous français?

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Or poli vous anglais? Si vous plaît?

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Poli, poli?

• 1:23:14Speaker 04

  So you gotta say.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:23:15Speaker 04

  And they love it. And if they don't speak French, they'll, they'll, they'll figure it out. If they do speak, speak French, they'll fucking go to bat for you. I had this, I had this lady at the fucking Eiffel Tower, I did that, she walked us all the way up.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  Hotty too.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Hey dumb. Yeah.

• 1:23:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what, I'm gonna take a French class if I ever go to France.

• 1:23:32Speaker 04

  I would love to speak French. Bradley Cooper speaks French.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're so good.

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  I did have fucking guy.

• 1:23:36Bobby Lee?

  That guy, good looking.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  Hung out with him one day at the restaurant that I worked at.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:23:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:41Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 1:23:43Speaker 04

  Sweetheart.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, he grew up in a town, a couple towns over. Went to the, uh, private school in our area.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:23:50Speaker 04

  The one thing he did say to me is, we're about the same age and he knew kids in our school would get recruited, that were really good lacrosse, would get recruited to like these private schools in Philly. And there was this kid, Kurt Mueller, shout out to him, uh, that was at our school that went there and he, they remembered him. I was like, "Yeah, we played lacrosse together." And I was about this size. And Bradley Cooper went like this. "You used to play lacrosse?"

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:18Speaker 04

  But, yeah, so.

• 1:24:19Bobby Lee?

  You think he would remember you or no?

• 1:24:20Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:21Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  But now you guys though, you guys are now in the stratosphere of you're getting some big people.

• 1:24:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:24:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:30Speaker 03

  It's going well. We're trying to expand a little more. I mean, we've had a lot of the big comedians, there's a couple we haven't had that we would like.

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  That's so, the, you guys, it's one of the best podcasts in the world, it's called Are You Garbage?

• 1:24:40Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we love them, they're family to us.

• 1:24:43Speaker 04

  We love you.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've had, uh, Gary Vee, Jordan Jensen.

• 1:24:49Speaker 04

  Is he a good guy?

• 1:24:50Bobby Lee?

  Kumel Nanjani. Dude, you're getting the big ones, dude.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  Gurbies, there's Gurbies.

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  Hugeies, dude.

• 1:24:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  We're, um... Uh, expanding out, doing more, you know, trying to get more musician, you know, just more other people. But like, not everybody's good at podcasting, as you know that, right?

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:09Speaker 03

  So it's like, we're trying to, we're trying to, see how fat I was in that one at the top? The credit card roll, right there?

• 1:25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  I was a big boy. You were saying that I wasn't fat?

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah, you were pretty fat.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  Trying to get some Muppets. We've been trying to get Muppets.

• 1:25:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Muppets is good.

• 1:25:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:24Bobby Lee?

  There, is that your new studio?

• 1:25:26Speaker 03

  Yes, you gotta come by, come hang out.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  I haven't been there.

• 1:25:29Speaker 03

  You don't call, you don't text.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  I haven't been in New York since the last time I saw you.

• 1:25:32Speaker 04

  The kid's been there.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  Who? Oh, yeah, I know.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Joe's Pizza.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:37Speaker 04

  You haven't been in, you haven't been in New York?

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it there.

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 1:25:41Speaker 03

  I like it.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not my city.

• 1:25:43Speaker 04

  That's got nothing to do with it, whether you like it or not.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, if I, I've never hooked up with a girl in New York.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  Oh, that's why.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is. I don't think they like me.

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:52Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one time I was walking down the street, um, with this guy, and we were gonna go watch, um, the Avengers movie.

• 1:25:59Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 1:26:00Bobby Lee?

  Avengers 2.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  Age of Ultron?

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  Age of Ultron. You, wow.

• 1:26:03Speaker 03

  Wow, you're really quick, huh?

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Really quick.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  James Spader did that voice so well.

• 1:26:06Bobby Lee?

  And this model came up to my friend and goes.

• 1:26:08Speaker 04

  Model?

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  Supermodel.

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  Supermodel? We would know her?

• 1:26:11Bobby Lee?

  No, but she was, looked like it.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:26:14Speaker 03

  So she's not?

• 1:26:16Speaker 04

  Not a model. Not a supermodel.

• 1:26:18Bobby Lee?

  She looked like it.

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  Hot chick.

• 1:26:20Speaker 03

  I'm with you on this one.

• 1:26:21Speaker 01

  Everywhere in New York.

• 1:26:22Bobby Lee?

  Let me start the story over.

• 1:26:23Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 1:26:24Bobby Lee?

  Uh, a really hot chick.

• 1:26:25Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:26:26Bobby Lee?

  Does that feel better?

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And she walked up to my friend and goes, "Hey, I just broke up with my boyfriend. I think you're hot. You wanna fuck?"

• 1:26:35Speaker 04

  No way.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God.

• 1:26:36Speaker 04

  So he was like a super good-looking guy?

• 1:26:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and my buddy goes, "See you later, dude." So I watched Avengers alone.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  I've never gotten.

• 1:26:43Speaker 03

  I'd never go back to New York either, if that was the case.

• 1:26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:45Speaker 04

  Most people don't get that.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  Have, have you ever gotten like a freebie like that?

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever gotten a freebie?

• 1:26:53Speaker 01

  Not like that.

• 1:26:53Speaker 04

  What's a freebie?

• 1:26:54Bobby Lee?

  A freebie is, you don't even know their name.

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  You, you got one.

• 1:26:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, you come on.

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  I guess I have.

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  And I'll tell you how you got one. Remember, she was like, "My car broke down, can I go home with you?"

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  And what was her name, do you remember?

• 1:27:09Bobby Lee?

  I do remember.

• 1:27:09Speaker 02

  And she lived with you for like two weeks.

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  That's right!

• 1:27:12Speaker 04

  What? You shacked up?

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  It did happen to me, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was really hot.

• 1:27:16Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I forgot about her, that's a lottery.

• 1:27:19Speaker 02

  And you weren't even working at this time.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't even working good. I was just like a comeback, you know?

• 1:27:25Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 1:27:26Speaker 04

  Say something else mean to him.

• 1:27:27Bobby Lee?

  No, you're right, I forgot about that, that was a fucking gift.

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  But then it all backfired, cuz what happened was, he eventually fell in love, and then he realized, remember, one of your friends was like, "Hey dude, that girl you're with, don't bring her to the club anymore."

• 1:27:41Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Why?", because that guy had a girlfriend? So I was just going, "Why dude?", he goes, "I'm bringing my girlfriend to the club." I go, "What does it matter if you bring your girlfriend, I can't bring the girl I'm seeing?", he goes, "I'm fucking her too dude."

• 1:27:53Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 1:27:55Bobby Lee?

  And then I turned to her after the, after the call, I go, "Um, are you having sex with so and so?", and she goes, "Yeah."

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  How many cars do you have?

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Who else?", and it was just like, you know, the Dead Sea Scrolls.

• 1:28:10Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:12Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  Lists.

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  But that's still a freebie. That's still a freebie.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  It's still a freebie, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a freebie for everybody, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like, I want freebie for me.

• 1:28:20Speaker 04

  Potluck.

• 1:28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was a potluck freebie, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  But she was very, very, um, beautiful, I remember that. I completely forgot about her.

• 1:28:27Speaker 02

  See?

• 1:28:27Bobby Lee?

  Thanks for bringing that up.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  You got your wins.

• 1:28:28Bobby Lee?

  There was another, I'll, I'll, I'll give you another one, then.

• 1:28:31Speaker 01

  She, she was beautiful, but she had no morals, so, you know.

• 1:28:35Speaker 04

  How do you know her?

• 1:28:36Speaker 01

  No, she doesn't.

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was his way of trying to slam me.

• 1:28:40Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  But it came out so poorly.

• 1:28:42Speaker 04

  Because of the publicity of sex.

• 1:28:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:44Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 1:28:44Speaker 01

  Are you a religious man? No. Okay.

• 1:28:47Speaker 04

  You just think there's gotta be a deep connection?

• 1:28:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:28:49Bobby Lee?

  So I was at a coffee bean.

• 1:28:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, with my friend Ahmed.

• 1:28:53Speaker 04

  We have enough of this with him.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:54Speaker 04

  Panda Express, go ahead.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  What? You should go back to New York.

• 1:29:00Speaker 03

  I thought he was saying it to Foley. I was like geez.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  Forget the story.

• 1:29:03Speaker 04

  No, no, no, stop. Come on. How many times have you, are you gonna interrupt me? I interrupted you too.

• 1:29:07Bobby Lee?

  Not you, not you.

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  Alright, but I interrupted you too.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  How many times are you gonna interrupt me, dude?

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  Um, when I was over there.

• 1:29:12Speaker 04

  Crazy shit. He was saying something positive. You should go back to New York.

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you a story. What, New York?

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  Go New York.

• 1:29:18Speaker 04

  I think you should do Broadway.

• 1:29:19Bobby Lee?

  You go New York.

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  I am.

• 1:29:21Speaker 04

  I think you should do Broadway.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing Broadway, dude.

• 1:29:23Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:23Speaker 02

  I think you're right.

• 1:29:24Bobby Lee?

  How many times?

• 1:29:25Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:29:27Speaker 03

  Wait, can I just say something?

• 1:29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. You're already gonna do it anyway.

• 1:29:31Speaker 03

  I was in New York, right?

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:29:33Speaker 04

  Getting pizza, you know.

• 1:29:34Bobby Lee?

  This better be good, dude.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not going to be.

• 1:29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  It's going good. And, um, I ran the Manhattan Bridge twice.

• 1:29:42Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:29:43Speaker 03

  That's pretty good. That's pretty good. And I walked it at 12 on night, which was dangerous. But...

• 1:29:49Bobby Lee?

  Chick walked up to him?

• 1:29:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:52Speaker 03

  It was a homeless lady.

• 1:29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, she was chasing me.

• 1:29:56Speaker 04

  That's why you were running?

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  Uh, not the, uh, not, no. I ran it three times.

• 1:30:00Bobby Lee?

  So you want to have sex with somebody, you have sex with a homeless lady?

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  I didn't pay no.

• 1:30:04Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 1:30:04Speaker 03

  I was scared. It was 12 on night, okay.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  It was 12 on night.

• 1:30:10Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing on a bridge at 12 at night?

• 1:30:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taking pictures of the skyline.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, he's a photographer.

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  He's a photographer. Alright, you're doing your art. I'm sorry. Where were you staying?

• 1:30:18Speaker 03

  In, uh, Williamsburg.

• 1:30:21Bobby Lee?

  You and Ralph?

• 1:30:22Speaker 03

  No, just me. I was staying with another comic.

• 1:30:24Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 1:30:25Speaker 03

  Shout out to Julio Diaz.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  Ah, Julio Diaz. So Kev, you've never, you've never had a free...

• 1:30:30Speaker 04

  Very funny.

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  Not like that, no. I mean, uh, I, I never had the body type where a woman would just be like, "Let's go back to your place."

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  So, yeah, now that I have some sort of notoriety, I'm married, so yeah.

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you fantasize? No, probably not. Anyway, let's move on.

• 1:30:46Speaker 03

  No, not really.

• 1:30:50Speaker 03

  No, my wife is like, attractive.

• 1:30:52Bobby Lee?

  She is.

• 1:30:52Speaker 03

  So it's like very like...

• 1:30:53Bobby Lee?

  Nice lady.

• 1:30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. We had sex and I was like, "I don't go anywhere ever. I'll mar-" you know, it was like very like...

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what I want to meet. I want, I want to meet someone I'm like, "Okay, I just, this is, I wa-" don't go anywhere else.

• 1:31:06Speaker 03

  Sure. Well, I also just, it was mostly like I wasn't gonna get a girl hotter than her, so I was like, "Let me just, let me lock it in."

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see. You don't think?

• 1:31:16Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have like a kind of an Owen Wilson-y kind of...

• 1:31:19Speaker 03

  I love this podcast, by the way.

• 1:31:21Bobby Lee?

  No, you do. You have a cool, kind of like quirky-ish.

• 1:31:24Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:24Bobby Lee?

  Women love guys like you.

• 1:31:25Speaker 04

  Sandy got a weird nose.

• 1:31:28Speaker 03

  A fucked up voice. No, yeah. Okay, that's a stretch, but I'll take it.

• 1:31:34Bobby Lee?

  No, there's a little bit, do the face.

• 1:31:36Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go, dude.

• 1:31:38Speaker 02

  I see it, I see it.

• 1:31:39Bobby Lee?

  I see it too, I see it too, I see it. Right, a little bit in the nose, right? Anyway, uh, okay, yeah.

• 1:31:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, but no, no, no real freebies.

• 1:31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't even want to tell my coffee bean one, because you.

• 1:31:50Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 1:31:50Bobby Lee?

  It's not even funny, it's not even a good one, though.

• 1:31:52Speaker 04

  Did you, did you, is it a freebie? Did you hook up with the girl in the coffee bean?

• 1:31:55Bobby Lee?

  It was a freebie, that was, I've had two freebies, it was the second freebie.

• 1:31:58Speaker 04

  Had a coffee bean during the day?

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:32:00Speaker 02

  Which one was the coffee bean on?

• 1:32:01Bobby Lee?

  I was with Amin Amin, I was wearing red shoes.

• 1:32:03Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:32:03Bobby Lee?

  The Velco, Velcro kind.

• 1:32:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:32:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, and I was sitting cross legged like this.

• 1:32:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:09Bobby Lee?

  And this beautiful blonde comes up to me and she goes, "I like your shoes, I think from Japan." And I, I don't know, and I looked, I took it off.

• 1:32:16Speaker 04

  No, but I am.

• 1:32:18Bobby Lee?

  And there was like some Japanese writing, and she goes, "Yeah, those are the some, some, some," she like knew the shoe. And she goes, "Hey, um, you're cute." And I go, "Oh, thank you, you're very beautiful," you know what I mean, she goes, yeah, and she goes, "Um, come over tonight, let's hang out." She gave me her address, this is, um.

• 1:32:34Speaker 04

  White lady?

• 1:32:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:35Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:32:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  And I went, I went over there and, oh my god. Praise the lord.

• 1:32:40Speaker 04

  She stole my shoes.

• 1:32:41Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ, what?

• 1:32:42Speaker 04

  You hooked up with her?

• 1:32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she stole my shoes, yeah, no, yeah, we, no, we did the whole thing.

• 1:32:46Speaker 04

  The whole thing?

• 1:32:46Speaker 03

  The whole shebang.

• 1:32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the whole shebang, but that was my only second freebie.

• 1:32:50Speaker 04

  And that was it?

• 1:32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:52Speaker 02

  Wasn't there another white girl who was like obsessed with like kung fu?

• 1:32:57Speaker 03

  To fetishize you a little bit.

• 1:32:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, she fetish, she absolutely fetishized you.

• 1:33:01Bobby Lee?

  I've had a couple of girls that were obsessed with kung fu, though.

• 1:33:03Speaker 04

  You break this board before we have.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I went to the house, you had bamboo and like a, like a Enter the Dragon.

• 1:33:11Speaker 03

  That's a little weird.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:13Speaker 04

  Did this lady, did the lady in the coffee bean know who you were?

• 1:33:15Bobby Lee?

  No, this is pre-fame.

• 1:33:17Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was pre-fame, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was still, um, on Mad TV.

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay. That's pretty famous.

• 1:33:26Bobby Lee?

  What? You're famous? That's not fame!

• 1:33:28Speaker 03

  Yes, it is.

• 1:33:29Speaker 04

  That's not not famous.

• 1:33:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:33:32Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:33:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyone want to promote, you want to promote something?

• 1:33:36Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, we're on the road to back on the block tour. All tickets available are available at arigobage.com. We each, uh, we each do stand-up and then we close out playing AYG with the crowd. Uh, we got a special document, like a documentary we did.

• 1:33:50Bobby Lee?

  Route 66.

• 1:33:52Speaker 03

  Tour bus, the whole crew. We did like, uh, I think it was like 10 cities in 10 days type deal. Kind of, uh, good. And that's all up on used tube for free.

• 1:33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:34:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, give them a round of applause.

• 1:34:25Speaker 00

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