Joel Dommett Crashes Ant & Dec’s Awards Show!

It’s the Hanging Out Awards Show Special this week, and who better to host than TV’s very own Ant & Dec?! The boys go all out, with cake, decorations and a whole host of awards, including ‘Most Disappointing Listener Moment’ but the ceremony doesn’t quite go to plan when it’s gatecrashed by none other than Joel Dommett! There’s also a VERY special announcement for all you at home and things take a seriously strange turn as Ant’s vision for the final episode comes true…Keep sending your correspondence in! Send to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Coming Up00:40 - Cake In The Studio02:25 - A VERY Special Announcement!07:20 - The Awards Show10:20 - Best Spot Of Ant’s Face14:00 - Most Disappointing Moment For Listener19:40 - Season 2…?!26:10 - Joel Dommett Is Here!29:00 - Best Way To Celebrate33:45 - Best Moment Of The Series37:16 - Ant Vs Banana World Record42:40 - Joel On Fatherhood & The Masked Singer50:30 - Caroline’s Tap Shoes50:56 - The Big Finale! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:27Declan Donnelly?

  Wow, what a show. Come on today. It's the end of the series. Or is it?

• 1:33Ant McPartlin?

  Decade sincere again.

• 1:34Declan Donnelly?

  And I want to thank you, our lovely listeners and viewers.

• 1:38Ant McPartlin?

  We do an end of series awards?

• 1:40Declan Donnelly?

  Find out our most disappointing listener moment.

• 1:43Ant McPartlin?

  And the biggest laugh of the series.

• 1:45Declan Donnelly?

  And pledges to beat the Banana World record.

• 1:47Ant McPartlin?

  I will. And Joel Domit comes to help us celebrate.

• 1:51Declan Donnelly?

  And you know what that means.

• 1:55Declan Donnelly?

  Enjoy the show.

• 2:06Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on, hang on. That's coming in. He's got a surprise.

• 2:13Declan Donnelly?

  We baked you a cake.

• 2:16Ant McPartlin?

  Here we go, everyone.

• 2:19Ant McPartlin?

  This is for you guys. For all your hard work. Happy 80th episode. Oh, careful what you're doing.

• 2:30Declan Donnelly?

  Nearly went.

• 2:31Speaker 04

  Did you make that?

• 2:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 2:32Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 2:33Declan Donnelly?

  I made it.

• 2:34Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 2:34Declan Donnelly?

  At home.

• 2:35Ant McPartlin?

  Of course not. Cool, right?

• 2:37Speaker 04

  So cool. Those are my favourite icing as well.

• 2:40Ant McPartlin?

  Is that your favourite buttercream?

• 2:41Declan Donnelly?

  We knew that.

• 2:42Ant McPartlin?

  We should get it sliced off, sliced and diced and eat it. Don't you think? Why not? In a minute, in a minute. Oh, look how quickly she ran off. Look how quickly Fanny was running off with a knife in her hand to slice the cake.

• 2:57Declan Donnelly?

  It's a massive congratulations and thank you for 80 episodes. I know this is episode 79. And episode 80 is actually our bonus coming on Monday.

• 3:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:09Declan Donnelly?

  But we thought we'd bring it in today.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Why do I feel like it's a prank?

• 3:13Ant McPartlin?

  It's not a prank.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  It's hollow.

• 3:15Ant McPartlin?

  It's not a prank.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  I don't trust you.

• 3:19Ant McPartlin?

  Fanny, go and get your knife.

• 3:21Declan Donnelly?

  Prove it.

• 3:22Ant McPartlin?

  Slice it and prove it.

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  Prove it.

• 3:23Ant McPartlin?

  Here we go. So where shall I slice it? Just do a little bit here.

• 3:25Declan Donnelly?

  Go from the middle, go from the middle.

• 3:27Ant McPartlin?

  I don't want to ruin it though.

• 3:28Declan Donnelly?

  No, you won't ruin it. Go from the middle.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Oh, it's cake.

• 3:31Ant McPartlin?

  It is cake, see?

• 3:35Declan Donnelly?

  It's red velvet, guys. It's red velvet.

• 3:38Ant McPartlin?

  There you go.

• 3:38Speaker 04

  That's a great choice.

• 3:40Ant McPartlin?

  Good, good choice.

• 3:41Declan Donnelly?

  What a shout that is.

• 3:42Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 3:43Declan Donnelly?

  But yes, so today and Monday are our last two episodes of the year of this series.

• 3:49Ant McPartlin?

  That's it. We're done. Wow. Are we? Are we done? Because we're only really stopping because we're going to Australia to do I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

• 4:02Declan Donnelly?

  And then we chatted and we thought, they've got mics and stuff in Australia. They've got microphones and recording equipment and cameras.

• 4:09Ant McPartlin?

  It's not like we're out there and, you know, it's the edge of the world and we can't do another podcast, guys.

• 4:16Declan Donnelly?

  So we did think rather than end it here, we'd miss you too much. So we thought, why don't we do some podcasts from Australia?

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  Should we?

• 4:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:26Declan Donnelly?

  Should we do that?

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:28Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, we'll do that. I think we'll, I think we, it takes us, we'll have a little hiatus while we get to Australia.

• 4:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we'll probably have a week off where we've got it. Because we've got to get there, right? It's a long flight. We've got to get there, get all the jetpack.

• 4:39Declan Donnelly?

  It's a long way.

• 4:41Ant McPartlin?

  It's the other side of the world. We're upside down. We have to work out how microphones hang upside down. And but once we get there and we figure that all out, then we'll do a podcast from Australia.

• 4:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we'll do a few from there.

• 4:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 4:53Declan Donnelly?

  Keep you up to date with all the I'm a Celebrity stuff.

• 4:54Ant McPartlin?

  That's jumped up a little bit.

• 4:55Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I thought we're there for a few weeks, so.

• 4:58Ant McPartlin?

  Jeez.

• 4:58Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe we'll do.

• 4:59Ant McPartlin?

  Could be sometime of.

• 5:00Declan Donnelly?

  Two or three or four. We're working out.

• 5:02Ant McPartlin?

  I've got to work on my tan.

• 5:04Declan Donnelly?

  Wandering around with these top off.

• 5:06Ant McPartlin?

  Of course I'm taking the top off. Top. What do you do?

• 5:08Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:09Ant McPartlin?

  Wear a wetsuit.

• 5:11Declan Donnelly?

  Pretty much, yeah. I sit in the shade.

• 5:13Ant McPartlin?

  What's the one thing you're looking forward to when you get there? Other than the show.

• 5:17Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, oh gosh.

• 5:20Ant McPartlin?

  Pies.

• 5:21Declan Donnelly?

  They do good pies in us.

• 5:22Ant McPartlin?

  See, they do.

• 5:22Declan Donnelly?

  There's a good pie shop opposite us.

• 5:24Ant McPartlin?

  It really is.

• 5:24Declan Donnelly?

  I'm looking forward to scrambled egg on Turkish toast.

• 5:27Ant McPartlin?

  Great, all the way to Australia for eggs. Well done you. Changing up a little bit, why don't you?

• 5:36Declan Donnelly?

  Elvis, definitely.

• 5:37Ant McPartlin?

  Is there anything you do in Australia that you don't do back home? Anything you eat? I never eat Vegemite. That's just rank.

• 5:44Declan Donnelly?

  It's not, I always thought Vegemite was very like Marmite and it's not. It's quite different, isn't it, to Marmite? I love Marmite. Discuss such a lot over the past 80 shows, 40 weeks. I'm actually, that's what we thought could be the theme of today's show is to go over everything we've done over the last 40 weeks and do an end of series awards show. Everybody loves an awards, don't they?

• 6:10Ant McPartlin?

  I know, I know we do.

• 6:13Declan Donnelly?

  So we thought we could do some awards for the best moments of the series so far.

• 6:21Ant McPartlin?

  This podcast is sponsored by Santander, who understand that making confident decisions with your savings can help you feel more in control of the future.

• 6:30Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember when we first started working on Biker Grove?

• 6:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yes.

• 6:34Declan Donnelly?

  It was a proper job, which was a thrill in itself to be on the telly and get to take time off school to film it. And then they went, and we're paying you for this.

• 6:42Ant McPartlin?

  I know.

• 6:43Declan Donnelly?

  I couldn't believe it.

• 6:44Ant McPartlin?

  Do you still remember how much you got paid?

• 6:45Declan Donnelly?

  I do remember exactly how much I paid. £200.

• 6:49Ant McPartlin?

  Per episode?

• 6:50Declan Donnelly?

  Per episode.

• 6:50Ant McPartlin?

  Wow.

• 6:51Declan Donnelly?

  And I was in three episodes.

• 6:52Ant McPartlin?

  I think the money went up when I, when I joined.

• 6:54Declan Donnelly?

  Did it?

• 6:55Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 6:55Declan Donnelly?

  What? You were more than me.

• 6:57Ant McPartlin?

  No, I don't think I was more than you.

• 6:58Declan Donnelly?

  That's a shock revelation.

• 6:59Ant McPartlin?

  I think the money went up for everybody in series two.

• 7:01Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right, I see.

• 7:02Ant McPartlin?

  I think it was £300.

• 7:04Declan Donnelly?

  Not for me, it wasn't.

• 7:05Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 7:07Declan Donnelly?

  But I remember getting that first paycheck and I was so excited. And in the back of one of my exercise books from school, I drew a little table and I wrote down what I was going to buy, how much it cost.

• 7:20Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 7:20Declan Donnelly?

  And a little thing to take it off when I bought it.

• 7:22Ant McPartlin?

  And did you buy all the things?

• 7:23Declan Donnelly?

  I bought them.

• 7:24Ant McPartlin?

  Did you? Because you were a big saver.

• 7:26Declan Donnelly?

  I was a massive saver.

• 7:27Ant McPartlin?

  You're a much better saver than me.

• 7:28Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I was quite frugal with it. So I knew what.

• 7:31Ant McPartlin?

  Frugal is a good word.

• 7:32Declan Donnelly?

  I knew what I was going to do with it and I was going to save the rest. I even budgeted for a KFC.

• 7:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I was very good at saving back in the day. Very good. Do you know who else is good at saving? Santander.

• 7:45Ant McPartlin?

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• 7:55Declan Donnelly?

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• 8:03Ant McPartlin?

  It starts here. Over to Heckless Corner for the Ts and Cs.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  UK residence, age 18 plus, minimum opening balance £500. Ts and Cs and eligibility criteria apply.

• 8:14Ant McPartlin?

  Best ever.

• 8:15Speaker 05

  Oh, great.

• 8:15Ant McPartlin?

  Best yet. Well done, Fanny.

• 8:19Ant McPartlin?

  Winning gold envelopes.

• 8:22Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 8:24Declan Donnelly?

  Now, we know the categories, but we don't know the winners that are in the envelopes. So it will be a surprise to us also. Have we got any like awards show music or anything?

• 8:34Speaker 04

  No, but we could add it in in post. Can you dance to what you think the music might be?

• 8:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 8:41Ant McPartlin?

  For God's sake, yes, we can dance to what we think the music you would put in post.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Playing now.

• 8:54Ant McPartlin?

  Welcome to the Hanging Out End of Series Awards.

• 9:01Ant McPartlin?

  We are your hosts, Ant and Dec.

• 9:03Declan Donnelly?

  Our first category today is over to Ant.

• 9:06Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you, Dec. Thank you. Now, we've learnt an awful lot on this podcast, from Mel's Hall to the existence of WikiFeet.

• 9:14Declan Donnelly?

  Who knew?

• 9:15Ant McPartlin?

  Who knew? I didn't know that was a thing. So much more, but there has been some discoveries that have really blown our tiny little Geordie minds, and some have even caught the attention of the British media.

• 9:29Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 9:29Ant McPartlin?

  So this is the award for Most Unexpected Discovery. The nominees are: Finding out that Ant and Dec are in an English textbook?

• 9:43Declan Donnelly?

  Tom and Gary?

• 9:44Ant McPartlin?

  Tom and Gary? Me discovering that Bethan is actually a real name?

• 9:52Ant McPartlin?

  It made BBC News. It made BBC News. I honestly still think it's made up and that this is just one kind of prank on me, one huge prank on me. And the PJ and Duncan drum fill.

• 10:09Ant McPartlin?

  Do you remember it?

• 10:11Declan Donnelly?

  Tonight I'm free. It sounds remarkable at the drum fill on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

• 10:15Ant McPartlin?

  Only the cool mix.

• 10:16Declan Donnelly?

  Only on the cool mix. Only on the cool mix. That's right.

• 10:21Ant McPartlin?

  Three very, very good nominees, but there can only be one winner. And the winner is?

• 10:28Declan Donnelly?

  The winner of Most Unexpected Discovery is Ant discovering Bethan is a real name.

• 10:36Declan Donnelly?

  That was from Bethan.

• 10:37Ant McPartlin?

  Bethany?

• 10:38Declan Donnelly?

  Bethan.

• 10:39Ant McPartlin?

  Just Bethan?

• 10:39Declan Donnelly?

  Just Bethan. Then I've got another one.

• 10:41Ant McPartlin?

  People call Bethan? Yeah. Have they?

• 10:44Declan Donnelly?

  She is.

• 10:45Ant McPartlin?

  Now, I'm just thinking that you haven't missed a Y, have you? People are called Bethan? That's not a thing. You're whining me up. Prove it, please. Name me a famous Bethan. Bethan James? Don't know. Bethan Guanas? Nope. Bethan Hughes? Nope. Bethan Effin? Nope. I'm Effin and Jeffin at you two in a minute.

• 11:04Ant McPartlin?

  To celebrate, here are 72 Bethans.

• 11:08Ant McPartlin?

  You wouldn't find 72. You wouldn't find them.

• 11:11Declan Donnelly?

  But Bethans of the world united, though, and got in touch.

• 11:14Ant McPartlin?

  United.

• 11:15Declan Donnelly?

  Got in touch in their tens to tell Ant that he was absolutely wrong, and Bethan is in fact a real name. So congratulations to all the Bethans out there. This win is really for you.

• 11:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well done, Bethans. Okay, next award?

• 11:30Declan Donnelly?

  The next category. It has come to our attention that we have some doppelgangers out there. Andrew Scott, as you all know, is the perfect amalgamation of both of our faces. But there is one of us whose face has been spotted more regularly than the other. This is the award for Best Spot of Ant's Face. Not Best Spot on Ant's Face. This is the Best Spot of Ant's Face.

• 11:53Ant McPartlin?

  Don't get spots.

• 11:55Declan Donnelly?

  The nominees are: Kebab Shop, stroke Plumber, stroke Cake Guy, stroke Mr. Whippy.

• 12:01Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, that's a lot. That's a lot in one nominee category.

• 12:06Declan Donnelly?

  Well, he's the same guy.

• 12:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I suppose he is. He is the same guy.

• 12:09Declan Donnelly?

  He's like Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig. He does all the jobs.

• 12:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, he is. He really is.

• 12:16Declan Donnelly?

  Also, we have the Slovenian priest.

• 12:22Declan Donnelly?

  Who looks like an aged Ant McPartlin.

• 12:26Declan Donnelly?

  And finally, and my personal favourite, the dog's bumhole.

• 12:33Ant McPartlin?

  That still, that don't look like a dog's bumhole. You can't, of course I can't see it.

• 12:38Declan Donnelly?

  I can see it from here.

• 12:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Explain it to me, then.

• 12:41Declan Donnelly?

  There's the hair.

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  Well, there's hair everywhere. It's a dog's hole.

• 12:46Declan Donnelly?

  The hair, and that's the eyes, and that's you going.

• 12:56Ant McPartlin?

  Right, I'm getting across to this dog's bumhole.

• 13:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's not me doing that.

• 13:05Declan Donnelly?

  No, do that. Go, oh.

• 13:10Ant McPartlin?

  Is that me?

• 13:14Declan Donnelly?

  There it is. Uncanny. Uncanny.

• 13:17Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I suppose we have to have a winner, even though I did petition not to have this category in the awards. But the Best Spot of Ant's Face, the winner is the cartoon guy. Kebab Shop, Plumber, Cake Guy, Mr. Whippy. Well done to all four of you, who's really the same guy. We would like to know on series two of this, who was the original illustrator of that? Where does that come from?

• 13:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Ant McPartlin?

  Somebody did it once, and then they'd been ripped off. Yeah, it is someone that knows me very well.

• 13:49Declan Donnelly?

  Or someone's making an absolute fortune out of it, of reusing it and reselling it. Somebody has absolutely hit the jackpot with that one.

• 14:00Ant McPartlin?

  Somebody who's getting a lot of work done on their home.

• 14:05Ant McPartlin?

  You.

• 14:06Declan Donnelly?

  Couldn't possibly say.

• 14:08Ant McPartlin?

  Do you have a favourite of those four? Do I have a favourite? Yeah, that you like being associated with? The Mr. Whippy is your classic. And I've seen him myself when I've been out and about. No, I've seen, I've seen the Mr. Whippy and I'm like, oh my God, that looks like me. So, but I haven't seen Kebab Shop Man with a stethoscope, which is bizarre.

• 14:29Declan Donnelly?

  The Kebab Doctor.

• 14:30Ant McPartlin?

  Kebab Doctor. Yeah, that's what he must be. Doctor Kebab?

• 14:35Declan Donnelly?

  Doctor Grill. Was it Doctor Grill?

• 14:37Ant McPartlin?

  Doctor Grill. And what was the sponge? Was it called the cleaner guy? Cleaner? Yeah. What was he? Plumbing. Window cleaner? It was oven cleaning.

• 14:46Declan Donnelly?

  That's right.

• 14:46Ant McPartlin?

  Oven cleaning, that's right.

• 14:48Declan Donnelly?

  Imagine if you turn up and they looked exactly like you.

• 14:53Ant McPartlin?

  Imagine if all these people looked like that person.

• 14:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that would be amazing.

• 14:57Ant McPartlin?

  That would be good. Didn't you get told by a fortune teller that you would be? What did the fortune teller say you'd be when you were 16? A plumber. Yeah, so maybe. Oh my God, she's right. She's so right. Yeah, she said, I work with me hands like a plumber or something. Me dad's a plumber. I was a plumber when he, when he used to plum. So maybe she just got confused. To plum. To plum. Do you plum?

• 15:23Declan Donnelly?

  Do you still plum?

• 15:24Ant McPartlin?

  I don't plum no more. I used to plum a lot. Right, next category.

• 15:29Declan Donnelly?

  Next category.

• 15:30Ant McPartlin?

  Now, most of the time, your letters are fun memories or questions you want to ask. But sometimes you share experiences of when things haven't gone to plan. This is the award for Most Disappointing Moment for a Listener.

• 15:47Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I think there's been several of those.

• 15:49Ant McPartlin?

  There's been quite a few of these.

• 15:50Declan Donnelly?

  How do you whittle this down?

• 15:51Ant McPartlin?

  The nominees are: Mike and his late GCSE revision textbooks.

• 15:56Declan Donnelly?

  That's very disappointing.

• 15:57Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God. Sorry, mate. I'm still so sorry about that, Mike. Lorna's Diary, when she forgot to put film in her camera, so there was no photos of you, of Dec looking like a mega bonk.

• 16:11Ant McPartlin?

  Or Dawn's foot getting run over by our tour driver.

• 16:17Declan Donnelly?

  Bless Dawn.

• 16:17Ant McPartlin?

  Poor Dawn.

• 16:18Declan Donnelly?

  Poor old Dawn.

• 16:19Ant McPartlin?

  Poor Dawn.

• 16:20Declan Donnelly?

  That was the disappointing moment for a listener. That is bad.

• 16:23Ant McPartlin?

  It's a shame because it's the most disappointing moments for our listeners, but three of my personal highlights of the 80 episodes.

• 16:29Declan Donnelly?

  Absolutely. The winner of Most Disappointing Moment for a Listener of the series is Mike and his late GCSE revision textbooks.

• 16:42Declan Donnelly?

  It had to be.

• 16:44Ant McPartlin?

  Back when I was 15, 29 years ago.

• 16:46Declan Donnelly?

  So he's now 44.

• 16:48Ant McPartlin?

  I won a competition on the Big Breakfast.

• 16:50Declan Donnelly?

  Wow.

• 16:51Ant McPartlin?

  I won a set of GCSE revision guides and the same photo of you both. The books arrived two weeks after I did my exams.

• 17:06Declan Donnelly?

  A, what a terrible prize to win.

• 17:10Declan Donnelly?

  B, do we even tell them?

• 17:22Declan Donnelly?

  Imagine.

• 17:22Ant McPartlin?

  Love it.

• 17:23Declan Donnelly?

  Imagine they turned up and he'd already finished his GCSEs. What a waste of time.

• 17:28Ant McPartlin?

  Failed spectacularly.

• 17:29Declan Donnelly?

  That's, that's telly for you, isn't it?

• 17:31Ant McPartlin?

  That is telly for you.

• 17:32Declan Donnelly?

  Someone in the office going, oh God, it was my job to send out this GCSE revision books. I completely forgot. Bless them. Before we get to the last award, what are your memories of the first episode that we did? Was it back in January? Was it January?

• 17:47Ant McPartlin?

  January, yeah.

• 17:48Declan Donnelly?

  January of this year. God, that's flown, hasn't it? What's your memories of the first episode, Ant?

• 17:53Ant McPartlin?

  I think for me, it was, we were just unsure as to how things were gonna go. We were uncertain, we were unsure, we didn't know if anyone was there on the other side of the microphone.

• 18:06Declan Donnelly?

  Is there anybody out there?

• 18:07Ant McPartlin?

  You know, and we weren't sure how much you would engage with the show and enjoy the show, which you have in your hundreds of thousands. So we thank you for that. So yeah, so we enjoyed it, like we had a laugh.

• 18:19Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 18:20Ant McPartlin?

  But you just don't know, do you?

• 18:21Declan Donnelly?

  No, we came in here and we just kind of chatted for a bit and we got to the end of it and we went, is that it? Is that, is that kind of it?

• 18:27Ant McPartlin?

  I remember laughing a lot at your diary and thinking, oh, there's something in this. The first time we heard Dex's diary and I was like, oh, yeah.

• 18:33Declan Donnelly?

  My toes have only just stopped from clenching in my, in my shoes from reading the diary. It was toe curling at points.

• 18:40Ant McPartlin?

  What was your memory?

• 18:42Declan Donnelly?

  Exactly, that turning up, not knowing kind of if anybody would listen, if anybody would like it, if anybody would come back and listen some more. And then I remember it all going out and going live and then the first bunches of comments coming in. And people commenting on the videos and on the, on the pod and the famous

• 19:01Ant McPartlin?

  Relax and chat.

• 19:01Declan Donnelly?

  Relax and chat, comment that. I liked it, but you just need to relax and chat.

• 19:05Ant McPartlin?

  So that's what we were doing? I remember getting quite angry the first few weeks.

• 19:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you were.

• 19:11Ant McPartlin?

  People just annoyed me. I've relaxed a lot more. I've chilled, haven't I? Yeah, I have. I have. I mean, you still wind me up sometimes, all of you in this room and out there. But you know, yeah, on the whole, I've relaxed and chatted a bit more.

• 19:29Ant McPartlin?

  I listened to that advice.

• 19:31Declan Donnelly?

  But we still love reading all your comments and seeing what you're enjoying and what you like doing. The thing that I really enjoy doing as well is when things have just come along that we were just able to do it here on the pod. Like when I found two air fryers, like, well, let's just, let's just swap one.

• 19:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 19:49Declan Donnelly?

  With somebody and not knowing if that would work or if that would be a thing.

• 19:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Declan Donnelly?

  But then just being able to swap things with, with viewers and listeners.

• 19:56Ant McPartlin?

  And also what I've really enjoyed is being able to talk about stuff which you want answers to. So for example, when we did the I'm a Celebrity South African final and there was stories in the press that we had a big kind of, you know, argument in the car park with Jimmy Bullard and David Haye. And we were able to tell you all perspective and all point of view and what really happened on that night, you know, because we never really give ourselves a right to reply that way.

• 20:25Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 20:25Ant McPartlin?

  We have in the past.

• 20:26Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 20:27Ant McPartlin?

  Cause we've kind of done a show, then we finished and we've moved on to the next show. So this pod has been a great excuse for us to kind of get together and tell you what really goes on.

• 20:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. And also just to forge, I think, deeper ties with everybody out there, whether it be through the Instagram broadcast channel or through the comments here, it's been really lovely for us to be able to get more of an insight into what you're enjoying and what you like seeing.

• 20:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:53Declan Donnelly?

  And it feels like we have more of a direct connection.

• 20:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:58Declan Donnelly?

  With everybody out there.

• 20:59Ant McPartlin?

  It really does. We've really enjoyed it.

• 21:01Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you for being with us every week.

• 21:03Ant McPartlin?

  What would you change when you come back for season two?

• 21:06Declan Donnelly?

  I might look for another host.

• 21:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Declan Donnelly?

  Well, in season two, more of the same. I would like to get to know the audience even more.

• 21:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 21:18Declan Donnelly?

  Have more opportunities for you to get involved in the pod.

• 21:20Ant McPartlin?

  More guests.

• 21:21Declan Donnelly?

  More guests. I've really enjoyed having guests on the pod as well. So maybe we'll look at doing more guests. And we've had some brilliant guests this year that we've always had fun with. But let us know if there's anything that you'd like to see different and or in addition to in season two, let us know. Hangingoutbellebox.com. Give us your suggestions of stuff you'd like to see and we'll consider it and probably then shred it. No, no, we will consider it.

• 21:44Ant McPartlin?

  Pilot or shred it.

• 21:45Declan Donnelly?

  And we'll look at that for season two.

• 21:48Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we should.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  For next year.

• 21:49Ant McPartlin?

  We really should. But thank you. Let's just, can we just say a massive thank you because we have enjoyed this because you've enjoyed it. And I feel like we've been on a journey together.

• 21:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it's been great.

• 22:00Ant McPartlin?

  It's been worth it. Really worth it.

• 22:02Declan Donnelly?

  We'll carry on with some more awards after this commercial break.

• 22:07Ant McPartlin?

  This is an advert for TV licensing. What are you watching? What's on the small screen or big screen in your house?

• 22:13Declan Donnelly?

  There's a lot of good stuff on at the moment because we're into autumn now. So there's good stuff.

• 22:18Ant McPartlin?

  Good time.

• 22:18Declan Donnelly?

  ITV have just launched a brand new series of Cooking with the Stars.

• 22:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:22Declan Donnelly?

  You haven't watched it?

• 22:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 22:23Declan Donnelly?

  It's dead good, you know?

• 22:24Ant McPartlin?

  It's really good.

• 22:25Declan Donnelly?

  So you get celebrities and they're paired with professional chefs. Good celebs in it this year. We've got Scarlett Moffatt and Sean Walsh, who are both in the last series of I'm a Celebrity South African.

• 22:35Ant McPartlin?

  Who are great. They're just really.

• 22:36Declan Donnelly?

  They're really good fun. Loads of other good celebs in it.

• 22:38Ant McPartlin?

  And Sam Holland.

• 22:39Declan Donnelly?

  Sam Holland, a mate of ours.

• 22:41Ant McPartlin?

  The chefs.

• 22:41Declan Donnelly?

  Is one of the chefs as well.

• 22:43Ant McPartlin?

  He's very good. He's a good chef.

• 22:44Declan Donnelly?

  Famously brother of Spider-Man, but it's a great show. You see celebrities out of their comfort zone.

• 22:51Ant McPartlin?

  Talking about celebrities out of their comfort zone, guess what's back? I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here.

• 22:59Declan Donnelly?

  We are so.

• 23:00Ant McPartlin?

  Join in with that bit. Yours join with that bit. I'm very excited. We're very excited.

• 23:05Declan Donnelly?

  So excited. We've got a brand new cast of celebs who are ready to go down to Australia and live in the now famous camp. Face all of the Bush Tucker trials, all of the challenges, all of their fears. We've got that to come.

• 23:20Ant McPartlin?

  It's great cast, a very good cast. There's some new bits which we can't tell you too much about. But yeah, it's all shaped to be a very memorable series of I'm a Celeb. So make sure you watch it. Watch it live every night. We'll be there. We'll be watching.

• 23:34Declan Donnelly?

  Got lots of new.

• 23:35Ant McPartlin?

  We won't be because we'll be hosting it.

• 23:37Declan Donnelly?

  We'll be watching it while we're hosting it.

• 23:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we do that actually. We do the links in the studio around the table and then we watch the VTS again, even though we've seen them, we just love it.

• 23:47Declan Donnelly?

  It's so good. Yeah. Plenty of little twists and turns this year to keep our celebrities on their toes as well. So just when you think, or just when they think they've sussed it, we might have a few little twists and turns up our sleeves.

• 24:00Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 24:00Declan Donnelly?

  But that is something to look forward to.

• 24:02Ant McPartlin?

  Excellent. That starts on the 16th of November.

• 24:08Declan Donnelly?

  Just before your birthday.

• 24:09Ant McPartlin?

  Just before my birthday. Can't wait.

• 24:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yep. There is so much great telly and a TV licence covers you to watch over 400 TV channels, including the ones we've talked about today. And BBC iPlayer. To find out more, go to tvl.co.uk/pod.

• 24:27Declan Donnelly?

  This episode is brought to you in partnership with Airbnb.

• 24:30Ant McPartlin?

  You know, you were talking the other day about your Uncle Bob.

• 24:33Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, no, I don't have an Uncle Bob.

• 24:35Ant McPartlin?

  Well, now you were, you were talking about him. You mentioned him last time we talked about this, your, your Uncle Bob.

• 24:39Declan Donnelly?

  It was a turn of phrase.

• 24:39Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I have a question for your Uncle Bob.

• 24:42Declan Donnelly?

  Not his name, but Faraway.

• 24:44Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, right. So he's the one who lists his home on Airbnb when he travels for work, the Uncle Bob.

• 24:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, something like that.

• 24:52Ant McPartlin?

  So my question is, what happens when Uncle Bob is away for a long stretch and there's a changeover of people staying in the house?

• 25:02Declan Donnelly?

  Sounds like he's got a jail.

• 25:03Ant McPartlin?

  How is Uncle Bob?

• 25:04Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 25:04Ant McPartlin?

  How is Uncle Bob meant to manage that?

• 25:06Declan Donnelly?

  Well, if you go away for a stint, say three months and you have changeovers and you, you're not physically there.

• 25:13Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 25:13Declan Donnelly?

  What you do is you can get somebody nearby the property to come and help you with the changeovers and they are what's known as a co-host.

• 25:21Ant McPartlin?

  A bit like us.

• 25:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, yeah, like us. But we're not available to go around and do the turnaround for your Airbnb. Just want to make that clear.

• 25:29Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 25:30Declan Donnelly?

  And of course, there's the money you're getting from listing your home as well.

• 25:35Ant McPartlin?

  So what about welcoming guests, cleaning?

• 25:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 25:38Ant McPartlin?

  But you make sure the house is in order.

• 25:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 25:40Ant McPartlin?

  Sounds good. Okay.

• 25:41Declan Donnelly?

  There you go. And Bob's your uncle.

• 25:43Ant McPartlin?

  See, you keep saying it. But he's not my uncle. I don't have an Uncle Bob.

• 25:46Declan Donnelly?

  He's not my uncle either.

• 25:47Ant McPartlin?

  I've got Terry. Terry and Bob should get together.

• 25:52Ant McPartlin?

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• 25:59Declan Donnelly?

  I might try and find a new co-host.

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• 27:04Ant McPartlin?

  Who done that? Who's taking this last cake? What do you mean, cause we went out? You were just saying that, that's right, yeah. Yeah, in different clothes, that was clearly a different day. Yes.

• 27:16Declan Donnelly?

  That was ages ago.

• 27:18Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, where's Fatia? She's not here. Fatia!

• 27:23Ant McPartlin?

  Fatia!

• 27:26Declan Donnelly?

  She's still licking that knife somewhere, wherever she is.

• 27:29Ant McPartlin?

  Light knife, look at the size of what she's got.

• 27:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 27:32Ant McPartlin?

  Fatia! Fatia!

• 27:35Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 27:35Ant McPartlin?

  Fatia!

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  She's not here, she's having cake somewhere. Leave her alone, let her enjoy the cake. As we come.

• 27:41Ant McPartlin?

  She's so sacked.

• 27:41Declan Donnelly?

  To the end of our listener awards. We have quite a fitting category, actually. This one is for best suggestion for our final episode celebration.

• 27:51Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay.

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  Now, unfortunately, none of you suggested an award show, but we thought we'd do that anyway.

• 27:58Declan Donnelly?

  And the nominees are Deck getting his ear pierced.

• 28:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, that would be good. That's gonna be good.

• 28:05Declan Donnelly?

  That cannot win. That cannot win.

• 28:08Ant McPartlin?

  If it does win, we do have an ear piercing gun in the draw.

• 28:12Declan Donnelly?

  We better not have.

• 28:13Ant McPartlin?

  We have.

• 28:13Declan Donnelly?

  Deck does some Irish dancing.

• 28:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, although I would like to see that more, I think.

• 28:18Declan Donnelly?

  Whilst getting his ear pierced. No, not.

• 28:22Ant McPartlin?

  That would be very painful.

• 28:23Declan Donnelly?

  Irish dancing and ear piercing.

• 28:24Ant McPartlin?

  At the same time.

• 28:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it's dangerous, that's too dangerous. Too dangerous.

• 28:28Ant McPartlin?

  Tear your eyeballs.

• 28:29Declan Donnelly?

  And finally, we wax Joel Dommett's legs.

• 28:33Ant McPartlin?

  Well, that's, that's gonna happen, is it? Hello?

• 28:37Speaker 06

  It's Fatia.

• 28:41Declan Donnelly?

  It's Joel Dommett!

• 28:47Speaker 06

  So smart! Thank you so much. I did, I thought you guys were gonna be smart and so look at your awards ceremony. Yeah, but, yeah.

• 28:54Declan Donnelly?

  We did think about doing that.

• 28:55Ant McPartlin?

  We couldn't be bothered. But thank you.

• 28:58Speaker 06

  You said, you said, you said, we're not so smart. You did.

• 29:02Declan Donnelly?

  We did see that.

• 29:02Ant McPartlin?

  This is smart for us.

• 29:03Declan Donnelly?

  This is smart.

• 29:04Speaker 06

  I wonder why they wouldn't let me see the screen outside. I could just see you, hear you shouting at the staff.

• 29:11Ant McPartlin?

  Grab a chair, Joel.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  Joel, thank you guys.

• 29:14Speaker 06

  Oh, thank you very much.

• 29:15Ant McPartlin?

  The last person who used this microphone, Tom Davis.

• 29:18Speaker 06

  So it was slightly higher.

• 29:19Declan Donnelly?

  It was a little higher.

• 29:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:21Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you.

• 29:22Speaker 06

  It's a pleasure.

• 29:22Ant McPartlin?

  Would you like a coffee?

• 29:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, look, lovely little heart.

• 29:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, laddy heart. Laddy heart.

• 29:31Speaker 06

  You make it sound so common.

• 29:34Ant McPartlin?

  I make everything sound so common, Joel. Oh, she's back! Fatia! How was it? Yeah, it was tasty, was it? Good.

• 29:43Declan Donnelly?

  At least you fess it up.

• 29:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:45Ant McPartlin?

  That goodness, Joel Dommett's coming to take the heat off you a little bit.

• 29:48Declan Donnelly?

  You look very smart.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  Thank you, thank you very much, guys.

• 29:50Declan Donnelly?

  I thought we might get a jazzy mass singer suit today.

• 29:54Speaker 06

  Well, this is what I wear for my awards. You know, it's slightly more serious, my NTAs by.

• 29:58Declan Donnelly?

  Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:59Ant McPartlin?

  Is that a Gucci bow tie?

• 30:01Speaker 06

  Stop it, I just wanted to impress you guys.

• 30:03Ant McPartlin?

  It's a Gucci bow tie!

• 30:06Speaker 06

  It's not very often you get to wear a full tux whilst in an office chair. Do you know what I mean? Honestly, I will, I love an award ceremony.

• 30:15Declan Donnelly?

  Somebody's doing really well with a Gucci bow.

• 30:17Speaker 06

  Host, very sick.

• 30:19Declan Donnelly?

  How are the NTAs?

• 30:23Speaker 06

  After this, I am doing the kitchen and bathroom awards.

• 30:27Declan Donnelly?

  How are the NTAs? We haven't been for a couple of years.

• 30:29Speaker 06

  I know, guys, I know.

• 30:30Ant McPartlin?

  We haven't worn for a couple of years.

• 30:31Declan Donnelly?

  Are we still winning?

• 30:32Speaker 06

  It is, yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 06

  Guys, guys, I'll tell you what.

• 30:38Ant McPartlin?

  There's always next year.

• 30:38Speaker 06

  I've missed you. I've missed you there.

• 30:41Declan Donnelly?

  I missed you too. We're always sat in the front row cheering you on.

• 30:43Speaker 06

  You guys, and I'll say this honestly, you're the only people that listen.

• 30:47Declan Donnelly?

  It's true.

• 30:47Speaker 06

  Out of 20,000. You're so, you're the best, this is why you're the loveliest people. Everyone knows you're the loveliest people. You sit there and you just, you all give me your attention and I just.

• 30:58Ant McPartlin?

  You laugh at your job.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  You laugh at my jokes.

• 31:00Ant McPartlin?

  We clap when you tell us to clap.

• 31:00Speaker 06

  Honestly, it warms my heart. You're so lovely.

• 31:03Declan Donnelly?

  Well, we know what it's like to stand up there and feel like you're not being listened to. So we're not gonna add to that cacophony.

• 31:09Speaker 06

  Exactly. Sorry, I wasn't listening then.

• 31:13Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit of fun, it's been a bit of fun.

• 31:15Ant McPartlin?

  Let's chat in a minute, I really wanna know who the winner of this award is.

• 31:17Declan Donnelly?

  Have you got, have you got the winner in the envelope? You've got the winner in the envelope. Okay, let's just do a quick recap.

• 31:23Ant McPartlin?

  Quick recap.

• 31:23Declan Donnelly?

  Best suggestion for our final episode celebration. We got loads of suggestions in for things we could do to end the series. So it was either Deck getting his ear pierced, Deck doing some Irish dancing, or we wax Joel Dommett's legs.

• 31:40Ant McPartlin?

  Well, the fact you're here, I mean, this could be the winner.

• 31:44Declan Donnelly?

  This could be, the stars could be aligned in here, this could be delicious.

• 31:48Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Deck gets his ears pierced, only joking, Joel Dommett gets his leg washed!

• 31:55Ant McPartlin?

  Whilst, whilst Declan Irish dances in the background! Yes, yes.

• 32:02Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 32:03Ant McPartlin?

  I'll say the goodbyes and then I'll also wax whilst you Irish dance. It's a fitting way to end this series.

• 32:10Declan Donnelly?

  Wow.

• 32:10Ant McPartlin?

  It's what the viewers wanted.

• 32:12Declan Donnelly?

  If you're not gonna stick around for that, there is nothing we can possibly do.

• 32:15Speaker 06

  You have got me under, here, under so many false pretenses.

• 32:19Ant McPartlin?

  Here we have, haven't we?

• 32:21Speaker 06

  We're gonna leave in a suit, waxed, in the rain. It's raining today. Imagine how that rain's gonna feel on my bare legs.

• 32:30Speaker 06

  I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, chat.

• 32:34Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a man of the. And what have you got on your cards? Have you got more awards?

• 32:38Speaker 06

  I've got more awards.

• 32:39Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my gosh, I thought that was the last one.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  Are you ready for some bigger awards?

• 32:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, yes.

• 32:43Speaker 06

  It's absolutely huge. I'm very excited for this and the winner of all of them will be Gary Lineker.

• 32:53Ant McPartlin?

  Very good, very good.

• 32:54Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 32:58Speaker 06

  You two are known as bosom buddies.

• 33:02Declan Donnelly?

  I liked it when you said that. Say it again.

• 33:04Speaker 06

  You two are known as bosom buddies.

• 33:07Ant McPartlin?

  Take that off.

• 33:09Speaker 06

  Funny, we don't get to say the word bosom at all.

• 33:10Ant McPartlin?

  We don't, do we? We're not allowed anymore.

• 33:12Speaker 06

  No.

• 33:14Declan Donnelly?

  Cancel culture's gone mad. Yeah, cancel me for this, bosom.

• 33:18Ant McPartlin?

  Let us say bosom.

• 33:20Declan Donnelly?

  Walk nonsense.

• 33:21Speaker 06

  You two are known as bosom buddies, but anyone with a best friend knows, I wouldn't, there are times that you can let each other down. Throughout the series, there have been moments of disloyalty. So this award is for the biggest betrayal. The nominees are when Deck met Andrew Scott on his own.

• 33:42Ant McPartlin?

  That was hugely, I was betrayed badly. Look, there's a photo. Unbelievable. Look, and look at the grin on his face.

• 33:50Speaker 06

  I will say this.

• 33:51Ant McPartlin?

  Like a cheesy Geordie Cheshire cat.

• 33:54Speaker 06

  Andrew Scott is the perfect blend of both of you.

• 33:58Ant McPartlin?

  He is, isn't he? It's the forehead and then the rest is dead.

• 34:03Speaker 06

  Wow. I can't take my eyes off him. Okay, when Ant met Declan Rice on his own.

• 34:10Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, that was, that was there, that was there.

• 34:12Declan Donnelly?

  Taller than you think.

• 34:13Ant McPartlin?

  Much taller than you think.

• 34:15Declan Donnelly?

  Much taller than you think.

• 34:16Speaker 06

  You are so excited.

• 34:18Declan Donnelly?

  So happy.

• 34:18Ant McPartlin?

  Really nice guy though.

• 34:19Declan Donnelly?

  He's never smiled like that, stood to the other deck.

• 34:21Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, nah.

• 34:22Speaker 06

  When Deck went on a bear safari without Ant.

• 34:25Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, that's the worst, that was the worst. Says he knocked on my door, Joel, he did not knock on my door. There was no knocking of the door. I was in all day, in a hotel room on my own and they saw bears. Not only did he betray me, you all betrayed me. Well, actually only Fiona, because the rest of us stayed there. The winner is when Deck went on a bear safari alone!

• 34:53Ant McPartlin?

  You get no cake, you get no cake. That's what it says.

• 34:56Declan Donnelly?

  We got quite a reaction from the viewers and listeners as well, didn't we? Got a lot of comments saying how out of order that was. I did knock on his door.

• 35:02Ant McPartlin?

  No, he didn't. He did not. Text, ring.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's true.

• 35:07Ant McPartlin?

  My phone.

• 35:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:08Ant McPartlin?

  Ring the room phone.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:11Ant McPartlin?

  Not just lightly tapping in a feminine way.

• 35:14Speaker 06

  So many offers to get in touch these days.

• 35:15Declan Donnelly?

  There are.

• 35:16Ant McPartlin?

  There really are, email, yeah, exactly, see? Messenger, is that the same thing?

• 35:20Speaker 06

  You could have, you could have ridden on a bear to say.

• 35:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, do you know what I mean? Anyway, I got my own back because I saw lots of bears when he went home. So I don't care as much now. Because I saw more bears, I saw baby bears, mama bears, papa bears. I saw loads of bears, so many bears.

• 35:37Speaker 06

  You saw loads of bears.

• 35:38Ant McPartlin?

  Loads of bears.

• 35:38Speaker 06

  And it was so much better without him.

• 35:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it was really, yeah, it was, it was. He never spent three hours in the car either, we're just running around the corner and we're doing all there. As if to say, hi, Ant. We heard you missed out, so we've all gathered together to wave. It was like, Yogi Bear was there.

• 35:55Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah, all the bears.

• 35:56Ant McPartlin?

  Paddington Bear, Rupert the bear.

• 35:58Declan Donnelly?

  All the guys.

• 35:58Ant McPartlin?

  They're all got together, yeah.

• 36:00Declan Donnelly?

  All the guys.

• 36:01Ant McPartlin?

  All together, three nice of them, yeah.

• 36:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:09Speaker 06

  Right. A lot of these awards have been quite silly. So it's time to reflect on some of the more sincere times that we have shared with you on this wonderful show. This is the award for the moment of the series. And the nominees are why Deck is proud of Ant.

• 36:26Speaker 06

  It was beautiful. Deck's letter to a younger self.

• 36:32Ant McPartlin?

  Well, well, feature Deck, but you know.

• 36:34Declan Donnelly?

  Looking for sincerity.

• 36:40Speaker 06

  I'm your man. And Ant getting a tattoo.

• 36:45Ant McPartlin?

  Lesson, shit.

• 36:50Ant McPartlin?

  From Deck.

• 36:52Declan Donnelly?

  Who did it most sincerely?

• 36:55Speaker 06

  Why, you're the perfect double act. You're light and shade. Light and shade. Okay, the winner is there for you, sir.

• 37:03Ant McPartlin?

  And the winner is a most sincere moment of the series. Deck's letter to his younger son. Congratulations. Please, congratulations to you, younger son.

• 37:15Declan Donnelly?

  I'll have to write to him and let him know.

• 37:20Declan Donnelly?

  I'll write him another letter now.

• 37:21Speaker 06

  Oh, that's beautiful.

• 37:23Declan Donnelly?

  Another tearjerker.

• 37:25Ant McPartlin?

  And lastly. So I got a tattoo for nothing. Here, Will. Didn't he win an award for it?

• 37:30Declan Donnelly?

  It was the second best moment of the series. Or third, maybe third. We don't know what the... We don't know. It's one of the moments of the series.

• 37:36Speaker 06

  It's in the series.

• 37:39Ant McPartlin?

  It's in the series, you're right, Joe.

• 37:41Speaker 06

  And lastly, don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

• 37:46Declan Donnelly?

  Also, another sincere line of mine.

• 37:51Speaker 06

  Respect, guys. The biggest laugh award. It doesn't need much explanation. One that I suddenly won't be winning.

• 38:03Declan Donnelly?

  That was a late entry. A very late entry. A late entry.

• 38:07Speaker 06

  It doesn't need much explanation. These are the moments that each of you has fully lost it on the show. And the nominees are Banana Record. And that was Deck.

• 38:17Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:17Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Banana Record.

• 38:21Declan Donnelly?

  We didn't record any of that.

• 38:25Declan Donnelly?

  The Guinness World Record.

• 38:28Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, no. Back and went now. You're in the running now. You're in the running.

• 38:33Declan Donnelly?

  Late entry.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  Oh, no, Ron Burgundy. Oh, guys.

• 38:41Speaker 06

  It's like that time that I thought I was recording Live at the Apollo.

• 38:48Ant McPartlin?

  So a second time is something of a career.

• 38:51Declan Donnelly?

  Erin Pollard's fish story.

• 38:53Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, yes. A viewer wrote in, told us that she had fish when she was younger and she named them Aunt Deck and Stephen Willhead. Oh, you've seen it? Okay.

• 39:05Declan Donnelly?

  It's very far.

• 39:06Ant McPartlin?

  Stephen got caught between the rocks and was pregnant by Deck as well. Had a bladder infection. There was a lot. I mean, the worst things that could happen to fish happened to these three fish, apart from Deck.

• 39:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:19Ant McPartlin?

  Deck had kids?

• 39:20Declan Donnelly?

  And it was a very sincere fish.

• 39:24Ant McPartlin?

  And the fish had a tattoo and died.

• 39:30Speaker 06

  The last one is no, comma, blah.

• 39:34Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  There's your wonderful envelope.

• 39:40Ant McPartlin?

  And the winner is, the biggest laugh of the series goes to the Banana World Record.

• 39:49Declan Donnelly?

  Please, please, can we see it again?

• 39:52Speaker 06

  You will be attempting the Guinness World Records title for the most bananas peeled and eaten in one minute.

• 40:01Declan Donnelly?

  Peeled and eaten in one minute.

• 40:03Ant McPartlin?

  I love bananas, Will, but you knew that, Will. You knew that. That's how you picked me.

• 40:07Declan Donnelly?

  What is the current record standing up?

• 40:09Speaker 06

  The current record to beat is eight bananas.

• 40:12Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 40:13Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on.

• 40:14Ant McPartlin?

  What, you count me down from?

• 40:15Declan Donnelly?

  I'm counting you down from three.

• 40:16Ant McPartlin?

  Three, and that's five.

• 40:19Speaker 06

  You are five with five. Okay.

• 40:22Declan Donnelly?

  Why do you need five?

• 40:23Ant McPartlin?

  Breathe, don't even a breath.

• 40:26Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's hurting me now. It's hurting me head.

• 40:28Speaker 06

  This is an official attempt.

• 40:33Ant McPartlin?

  Still breathing.

• 40:35Declan Donnelly?

  It's an official... Oh, God.

• 40:38Speaker 06

  In five, four, three, two, one, go.

• 40:44Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, he's off. He's off. First one, it's a good... Oh, no, he's Mr. Pitt. He's dropping... He dropped his banana on the table. He's now his first bit of laughter. Come on, come on.

• 40:57Declan Donnelly?

  Into the second banana now. This is another good peel. He's showed an empty mouth to Will and goes in for the second banana. Half of it is gone. The other half. Gone.

• 41:13Speaker 06

  Thirty seconds remaining.

• 41:14Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my God, it's a two.

• 41:21Declan Donnelly?

  On peel, he peels the third.

• 41:24Declan Donnelly?

  And he's going for it. That's a good one, but yeah.

• 41:28Ant McPartlin?

  That's too hard, Will.

• 41:31Ant McPartlin?

  Where have you got your banana?

• 41:33Speaker 06

  Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

• 41:48Declan Donnelly?

  Did he do it? Did he do it?

• 41:52Declan Donnelly?

  Did he do it?

• 41:55Declan Donnelly?

  Will.

• 41:56Speaker 06

  Today.

• 41:57Ant McPartlin?

  Will, put a sound check on this. He's delivering records.

• 41:59Speaker 06

  Today, you were attempting the official Guinness World Records title for the most bananas peeled and eaten in one minute. The minimum to beat was eight.

• 42:08Declan Donnelly?

  Did he do it, Will? Did he do it?

• 42:11Speaker 06

  Unfortunately, I did have to discount one of the bananas.

• 42:14Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 42:15Speaker 06

  And I can confirm you achieved one banana.

• 42:20Speaker 06

  So unfortunately, you were unsuccessful today. What went wrong?

• 42:24Ant McPartlin?

  I don't eat one banana in a minute. Well, after I ate one, tried to get on my fourth, but you discounted one.

• 42:31Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 42:33Speaker 06

  It's so funny.

• 42:34Ant McPartlin?

  Right, I'm gonna start the next series by doing another one.

• 42:39Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no. I'm gonna attempt it again.

• 42:41Declan Donnelly?

  So the world record.

• 42:42Ant McPartlin?

  If you wanna come down and watch, you're more than welcome.

• 42:44Declan Donnelly?

  I would love to.

• 42:45Ant McPartlin?

  It's nice to get out of the house. You've got two kids now. You wanna get out of the house.

• 42:50Declan Donnelly?

  You worked out. It's one bite and swallow, isn't it?

• 42:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. So that's the problem. You can't laugh. Maybe we might have to tape your mouth up.

• 42:57Declan Donnelly?

  I'll face the wall.

• 42:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you have to. You can't watch me do it.

• 43:00Declan Donnelly?

  I'll face the wall.

• 43:01Ant McPartlin?

  So you have a big bite, then you go... You've gotta force it down. I've been watching a lot of videos on this and I've been trying and it does work. You look stupid doing it.

• 43:10Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't think so.

• 43:11Ant McPartlin?

  That's what...

• 43:12Speaker 06

  Like a heron.

• 43:13Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, exactly that. The heron technique. You're right, we've named it. Well done, Joe. Thank you.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  Can we, can we see you try right now?

• 43:20Ant McPartlin?

  Try what?

• 43:21Speaker 04

  A banana.

• 43:21Ant McPartlin?

  One banana?

• 43:22Speaker 04

  Just see this technique you're talking about.

• 43:24Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, we'll get... Okay. I mean, we haven't weighed these bananas. These won't be, these won't be official world record bananas. This will just be banana, banana that someone's got in their bag.

• 43:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you've got to, you've got to have training.

• 43:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 06

  Do you know what I mean? Because this is your training banana.

• 43:39Declan Donnelly?

  Don't, don't waste a minute. Oh, it's very green.

• 43:42Ant McPartlin?

  See, they're too hard, man.

• 43:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, but they're small though.

• 43:46Ant McPartlin?

  Where are you getting your bananas from?

• 43:50Declan Donnelly?

  And are they fair trade?

• 43:52Ant McPartlin?

  I bet that's... You've got to do a little bite.

• 43:57Ant McPartlin?

  It's down.

• 43:58Speaker 06

  One, hop.

• 43:59Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that's cold. That's cold.

• 44:01Declan Donnelly?

  It's still hard.

• 44:06Ant McPartlin?

  There's another way I wanna go out.

• 44:10Declan Donnelly?

  Aunt McParland, who died earlier today.

• 44:13Ant McPartlin?

  See, it goes down much quicker.

• 44:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 44:16Ant McPartlin?

  Were you timing it?

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Can they?

• 44:18Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, I wouldn't.

• 44:19Speaker 04

  It looks like you're using more energy.

• 44:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 44:21Speaker 06

  The arms are helping.

• 44:22Ant McPartlin?

  The arms.

• 44:25Ant McPartlin?

  See? Works, doesn't it?

• 44:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 44:27Ant McPartlin?

  Now, none of that happened last time, Joe. None of that.

• 44:31Speaker 06

  They were too, they were too hard.

• 44:32Ant McPartlin?

  You were too hard?

• 44:33Declan Donnelly?

  Too hard.

• 44:33Ant McPartlin?

  That's still a bit hard.

• 44:34Declan Donnelly?

  He, he, he was laughing too much.

• 44:37Ant McPartlin?

  He was laughing too much.

• 44:39Speaker 06

  It's... If you, if you want someone to, to make sure there is no laughter, I can... I'm always available.

• 44:48Speaker 06

  I will clear a room.

• 44:51Ant McPartlin?

  How are you? How's life? We finished with the awards. The awards are done.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  No, it's the last award.

• 44:56Speaker 06

  It's the last award.

• 44:59Speaker 06

  I enjoyed that a lot.

• 45:01Ant McPartlin?

  So how's life? Two kids now?

• 45:03Speaker 06

  Two kids.

• 45:04Declan Donnelly?

  Busy, isn't it?

• 45:05Speaker 06

  I have no time at all. At all. I thought I'd... It's funny when you have one child and you're like, oh, whoa, I've got no time. And you have two children, you're like, I had loads of time. I could have, I could have read the Bible.

• 45:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 45:19Speaker 06

  Or whatever you, I would do with that spare time. Do you know what I mean? I could have learnt a skill, thundering. How are you guys, anyway?

• 45:26Declan Donnelly?

  Great, really good.

• 45:27Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, very good, thanks. I saw a thing that you... Are you still doing it? That you did on your social media where you mic up wild? And he goes on his bike and you're behind him and you, and you just record him.

• 45:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:39Ant McPartlin?

  The most wonderful things. There's a really good clip, you've probably seen it, of a young boy who's learning to snowboard.

• 45:45Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 45:45Ant McPartlin?

  And he's about the same age and he's talking to him, something. They've mic'd him up and it's like an inner monologue and he's just going, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, but I'm gonna do it. I wanna do it. Oh, here we go. And it's just this, just inner monologue of him being scared but overcoming it and actually doing it. And you go, what a wonderful thing to have captured.

• 46:03Speaker 06

  And that's what Deck sounds like before he does I'm a celeb.

• 46:06Declan Donnelly?

  Every night, before we press record, every episode, on the bridge.

• 46:11Speaker 06

  I'll always remember something you said to me. You know, you, I've worked with you for years and I did, I must say, it was 10 years ago this year, right?

• 46:17Declan Donnelly?

  Wow. Is it really?

• 46:19Speaker 06

  It's crazy. And what a journey I've been on these last 10 years, including you guys as well. And, and I remember doing the Extra Show the year after and I'm going through so much. It's so mad. It's the first live show I'd ever done and I, it's, it's a lot. It's a lot. I don't really know what I'm doing. I don't really know how to read autocue. I don't know what's going on. And you're trying your best and I was kept messing up the autocue and I would get really frustrated. I remember coming to you afterwards and going, I just feel like I'm not doing a good job. I don't... You, you said to me, Deck, you went, honestly, it doesn't matter. I got the, I got the name of the show wrong tonight. And I remember seeing it, you're on the bridge, you went, I bet, I bet you...

• 46:57Speaker 06

  It's like, I've always remembered it because it's just, you've just gotta like show your joy. That's what you gotta do and have fun with it. And now I just love, I love it. I love live telly. I love doing the NTAs. The Masked Singer is such a joy to do. And I feel like I've, hopefully, I've take, I've, I've learning from your joy from that first moment.

• 47:18Ant McPartlin?

  That's nice.

• 47:18Speaker 06

  Still to this day, I love watching you work. Love everything you do. I love this podcast.

• 47:23Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 47:24Speaker 06

  And I just think you do so much for this industry. I love it.

• 47:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's kind of you. I saw kind of you.

• 47:29Ant McPartlin?

  Joe, don't make a vlog at all. That would have been a really nice win.

• 47:34Ant McPartlin?

  And tell us about The Masked Singer. What can you tell us? Changes?

• 47:37Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 47:38Ant McPartlin?

  I hear.

• 47:38Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 47:39Declan Donnelly?

  Are we allowed to talk about it?

• 47:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, they replaced me with Dumb O'Leary.

• 47:41Declan Donnelly?

  You got off at last?

• 47:44Ant McPartlin?

  They got my notes.

• 47:47Speaker 06

  The, uh, it's ama- it's ama- we just finished it last week. It's so good. So we've now got, I think I'm allowed to say this, we've got two separate panels.

• 47:55Declan Donnelly?

  I've heard this.

• 47:57Speaker 06

  And they are facing off against each other to try and get the name right.

• 48:00Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 48:00Speaker 06

  Of who's in the, who's in the costume.

• 48:02Declan Donnelly?

  So it's more, it's a competition between the two panels.

• 48:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. So it's sort of a panel show mixed with, you know, a sort of, uh, an entertainment show like it was before. And, uh, and so we've got the Legends panel, which is Jonathan Ross and then Davina and then Mo or my. And then, uh, then we've got the other panel, which is the Wild Cards, which is Alan Carr. And then he brings along different friends each time.

• 48:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, great.

• 48:25Speaker 06

  And I don't think I could probably name who was up, but that, his team is amazing. Of people that you know, he knows. And it's so, for best show, best series we've made by far. I love it.

• 48:37Ant McPartlin?

  Great.

• 48:37Speaker 06

  Just so funny, just what Alan injects into the show and the names. Oh, e- every week was a banger.

• 48:44Declan Donnelly?

  And, and for everybody out there, you don't know who's in, in there either. You don't know who's behind the mask either, do you? You, and purposely you don't want to know, you like the surprise as well.

• 48:53Speaker 06

  Cause it's so fun for us, so like no one, no one in the room knows. So even the cameraman, like there's only like six producers, I think that know. And, uh, it's always, I mean, you know, as, as this happened on a few occasions. Uh, shout out to Alan Johnson, almost.

• 49:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yes.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  I thought he was a friend of my dad.

• 49:17Declan Donnelly?

  And you're like, you have these, please speak to me, somebody speak to me.

• 49:20Ant McPartlin?

  Tell me who he is.

• 49:21Speaker 06

  It was so funny because someone showed it to me the other day. I hadn't watched it since, since it was on telly. And so I, it is so funny because I go, huh, it's Alan Johnson, everybody. And I go, in the flesh.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  In the flesh. I have no idea.

• 49:49Declan Donnelly?

  Can you believe it?

• 49:51Ant McPartlin?

  They said we'd never get it. But we got him all right.

• 49:57Speaker 06

  Oh, but what joy, what joy that show is, I, you know, I, I always did it cause I loved it and I, I still do. But, um, you know, before I was like, this is a great job and this is really fun. But now I've got kids.

• 50:07Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 06

  Wild's three now, he came to it this year. Just seeing the joy through his eyes.

• 50:13Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 06

  And understanding for the first time that that joy that is being experienced by kids on their sofas around the country and their families and how like it, there's not many shows left now where a whole family can sit together and enjoy something for all different reasons, you know?

• 50:31Declan Donnelly?

  Exactly what Tom said last week as well. And that now influences his choices that he makes in his career.

• 50:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:36Declan Donnelly?

  Because he thinks about, oh, this would be good for me and this would be great for my career. And then he thinks, oh, and, and Grace would really like this if I did this.

• 50:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:43Declan Donnelly?

  So him being in Paddington two and in Wonka, it, that was, he, he took those on because he thought, oh, my kids will love this.

• 50:50Ant McPartlin?

  But I think we talked about this with ITV last week, that it is a privilege. It's not lost on us how much of a privilege it is to host a show on Saturday nights on ITV.

• 51:03Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 51:03Ant McPartlin?

  Because of that very reason, because families watch together, parents watch with kids, you know, grandparents watch with their kids and their kids. And it's just, it is magical. I still remember the shows I watched growing up.

• 51:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:16Ant McPartlin?

  With my parents and they just, they, they stick around for longer in your memories.

• 51:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:21Ant McPartlin?

  Because you watched it as a family together.

• 51:23Speaker 06

  Completely agree. We're all gonna, we, we were all, you know, ITV was 70 recently and we, I'm sure you went to events as well. I remember them, I hosted the 70th of ITV at this big thing and they told to me that I think you guys hosted the 60th. And it's just mad when they play these montages of all this stuff that's come before you.

• 51:42Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 06

  All these shows where you're like, you know, I'm such a tiny little part of it, but like, what a, what a, what a cake to be a part of.

• 51:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 06

  Do you know what I mean?

• 51:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 06

  And ITV will love this bit. They will clip this right up. They will clip this right up.

• 51:59Declan Donnelly?

  Um, speaking of cake.

• 52:01Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 52:02Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we have a bit, shall we end the show with the big performance at the end and then have a bit of cake?

• 52:08Speaker 06

  So wait, so is this happening, are we?

• 52:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, yes.

• 52:13Speaker 06

  So it's not just a thing that's written?

• 52:14Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think you won. I think, uh, Joel.

• 52:19Speaker 06

  So we're?

• 52:19Ant McPartlin?

  Joel getting his legs waxed. I can't see it.

• 52:22Declan Donnelly?

  Can't, can't find the card.

• 52:24Ant McPartlin?

  Joel Dommett, Joel Dommett getting his leg waxed whilst Deck dances around.

• 52:31Speaker 06

  In the background. Well, what, what a wonderful way to end. And, um, I tell you what, I, I'll allow you to wax my leg as long as you do it in the letters ITV. No, no, we'll just do a strip, we'll just do a strip.

• 52:44Declan Donnelly?

  I've also got, I've also got a little surprise, a little addition, surprise addition to the end of the show. Um, we got, we loaned a very special item.

• 52:54Ant McPartlin?

  Did we?

• 52:55Declan Donnelly?

  That I can use in the end of the show. We've got Caroline's t-shirt.

• 52:59Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah. They made it. They made it, are they, they your size, I reckon?

• 53:05Declan Donnelly?

  I think they are.

• 53:06Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you can squeeze your, squeeze your foot in there. Jonathan's a second and, uh, Willie cake and wax his legs.

• 53:11Speaker 06

  This is actually, this is actually happening, right?

• 53:13Declan Donnelly?

  So we'll do a jingle and then we'll come back for the big performers, for the end of the series show. Uh, see you in a second.

• 53:23Ant McPartlin?

  Joel's on the table, Dex in Caroline's t-shirt, would you like your pillow?

• 53:28Speaker 06

  I would love a pillow. Can I just say, this is so, I feel like I'm in Alien Autopsy.

• 53:35Ant McPartlin?

  I feel like I'm in some kind of fever dream. Uh, this is exactly how I imagined it should be when we ran out the line. You know how this come about, right? Because, uh, we saw the picture of your tattoos, uh, the Ant and Dec tattoos, and we realised what hairy legs you have. And then we said waxing you would be the, the, the perfect way to end the series. And here you are on the table with a cake on your stomach and Dex in Caroline's tattoos. Right, now I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull up your trouser leg.

• 54:05Declan Donnelly?

  Close the leg. Oh, my goodness.

• 54:07Ant McPartlin?

  You know, it's hairy, is the, is the photo made out? I'm gonna pull down the sock. Oh, he's got a bit of a bruise, let me see his leg there, we won't show that.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  Is it hairy though?

• 54:15Ant McPartlin?

  I've never, it is hairy. I've never done this before. Okay.

• 54:19Speaker 06

  Well.

• 54:19Ant McPartlin?

  Good luck, Joel.

• 54:20Speaker 06

  Can I say?

• 54:20Ant McPartlin?

  Are you a screamer?

• 54:21Speaker 06

  Well, we're about to find out, aren't we?

• 54:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we are.

• 54:24Speaker 06

  Whatever, whatever angle that camera's getting, it's not gonna be good for me.

• 54:29Ant McPartlin?

  Who's, who's getting this, who's getting it? Hold on, let me just get the microphone, we wanna hear you. Get that as close as you can. Uh, let's move this one up here. We need to make sure we get the shoes. Um, we need to get the tap in Deck.

• 54:44Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 54:45Ant McPartlin?

  Do I need to warm these up, like under my armpit or something?

• 54:48Speaker 06

  That'll do.

• 54:48Ant McPartlin?

  That'll do, is that what you know?

• 54:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:50Ant McPartlin?

  On my forehead?

• 54:51Speaker 06

  That famously medically clean place.

• 54:58Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, so then we pull, pull apart the tab. Oh, that's sticky. That's sticky. Right, I presume either way will work and that.

• 55:11Declan Donnelly?

  When do I start dancing?

• 55:12Ant McPartlin?

  Um, now, now, start dancing now.

• 55:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:14Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, so put this on there. How does that feel, Joel?

• 55:18Speaker 06

  Oh, that feels sticky.

• 55:20Ant McPartlin?

  Feels sticky?

• 55:20Speaker 06

  Feels sticky.

• 55:21Ant McPartlin?

  But I'm gonna hold your skin, it's all right, I'm only gonna do it once.

• 55:24Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 55:24Ant McPartlin?

  I'm gonna hold your skin.

• 55:25Speaker 06

  Full nervous.

• 55:26Ant McPartlin?

  And I'm gonna pull the tab. Thanks for watching, hanging out, everybody. See you in series two. Uh, Dex.

• 55:33Declan Donnelly?

  See you in Australia.

• 55:34Ant McPartlin?

  See you in Australia. Joel, three, two, one.

• 55:44Ant McPartlin?

  It's just how I imagined it. And he didn't, how did it feel?

• 55:53Declan Donnelly?

  See you in Australia.

• 55:54Ant McPartlin?

  Bye, guys.

• 55:58Ant McPartlin?

  Keep dancing, keep, dance monkey dance.

• 56:01Speaker 06

  Now do my Brazilian.

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