Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven comes in hot. Bunnie XO recaps her FOUR-HOUR interview with Larry Birkhead — including finally meeting Dannielynn — while the girls juggle tour rehearsals, tease surprise guest moments, and freak out over the book popping up in local stores. Then the confessions take over. Hailee shares a high-fiber cereal story that turns into pure trauma, Meme reads a submission about a jaw-dropping run-in with an older woman, and the Coven reacts to a listener’s marriage drama about a husband who won’t do a single thing around the house. They close it out with Valentine’s plans, dinner reservations, and the kind of chaotic energy only this group can deliver. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Bunnie XO?

  Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 0:16Bunnie XO?

  Hiyo friends.

• 0:21Bunnie XO?

  Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 0:49Bunnie XO?

  I just got out of a four hour podcast, guys. Longest podcast I've ever done.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  In history.

• 0:55Bunnie XO?

  So good though. It was Anna Nicole's, um, I don't like referring to him like that. It was Larry Birkhead, who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And man, I think he talked, he dropped so much tea. I don't know. It was crazy. It was really beautiful. I feel so blessed that he trusted me with his story like that. And we got to meet Dani Lynn.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  I feel like I was in on a secret.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  What a sweet little mugget.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  I wanted to take her with us. I'm like.

• 1:27Bunnie XO?

  I love her and she's our style. She's like, like little goth girl. I love her to death.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Her haircut, top tier.

• 1:32Bunnie XO?

  Love. What do they call that? They call it something.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  It's like a little pixie cut.

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but it's called something because it has those sides. I forget what it's called. She's so cute though.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  She's very whimsical.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  She is very whimsical. That is a great way to describe her. Love her. She's definitely from another timeline.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  I was jealous of her outfit.

• 1:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Fire.

• 1:56Bunnie XO?

  Super cute.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  I know. The minute she walked in, I said, I like that.

• 2:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, she's so cute. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have been, we've got a show for you guys. Let me just tell you, we did two tour rehearsals and I'm actually kind of excited. I was not looking forward to it. I'm not exact, there's two shows that I'm a little worried about. I'm not gonna say it, but we have the guests that we have lined up, if they all show up, clutching my pearls, like, holy shit, I can't even believe we got some of these people to sign up.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  It's like a mini concert.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  So by the time this comes out, New York will have already happened. Cause this is next Friday. Yeah. So we will have already done New York by the time everyone's getting to listen to this.

• 2:46Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  And the book is out.

• 2:49Bunnie XO?

  And the book is out, baby stripped down, unfiltered and unapologetic, baby.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, people have it already. So it's in a bookstore locally here.

• 2:57Bunnie XO?

  Wow, that's crazy.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  That was in our chat earlier, that's one of, someone from the office at WME saw it in a thing. Well, it's like they all kind of roll out around the drop date. So yeah, some people are already reading your story right now. How does that feel?

• 3:11Bunnie XO?

  We should go down to a bookstore tomorrow and see if we can find one.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  I think it would be really cool if you went into the bookstore and like hand signed some of them. So it was like a surprise.

• 3:19Bunnie XO?

  No, I want to do that. I planned on doing that.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  I just, yeah, I think that'd be so cool. It's like, we'll go to like a little mom and pop bookstore and like.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  What if someone's like, whose signature is this? I don't want this book. This book is used. I don't want it. Someone drew in this.

• 3:35Bunnie XO?

  If you guys haven't though, go out and please get your copy of stripped down, unfiltered, unapologetic. I'm nervous, my butthole's puckered. You guys are gonna really get to read my words and my life and good times, let me tell you. Everybody keeps telling me, wow, you really didn't hold back.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  And you said, oh, if you only knew.

• 3:58Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, actually, they took out a lot of stuff, but there might be a book too. If this one does good enough, maybe I'll write a part due. Y'all know I'm always doing something to the house and lately I've been working on our outdoor space. I'd been looking for something to pull the patio together when I found the Hardigan black and white outdoor rug on Wayfair. Once I put it down, I loved how the clean, modern geometric pattern completely pulled the space together without having to redo everything. Plus it's stain and water resistant, pet friendly, and you can literally. hose it off when it gets dirty. Wayfair has something for every style and budget. And with customer photos and more than 20 million verified five star reviews, it makes finding the right piece so much easier. If your outdoor space feels unfinished,

• 4:41Bunnie XO?

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• 4:58Speaker 03

  Wayfair, every style, every home.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcasts.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  All right, who's gonna kick this off? Please don't ever do that with your eyebrows again. Don't ever do that with your. What? I know it wasn't me because I have botox.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Oh baby, don't ever do that again. What'd you do? What'd she do? Bro.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  The hell?

• 5:57Speaker 02

  I had to look away for a moment. It was bad, dude. You have to wait till her face completely relaxes for her to do it again.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  She looked like Burt from Burt and Ernie, dude. It was like she made it. She made her eyebrows twerk like it was crazy.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Like Nacho Libre, bro. I don't know what she did. I don't know what she did, but holy shit.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  I need to see it.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Dude. We're all delirious. All right, we're gonna go back to Haley, would you like to kick this off? Sure, I'll go.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Is this what you feel like with me and? Got it.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  Got it. Okay.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Yay, sorry.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  I get, I get how Mimi feels. My face hurts. Yeah, how Mimi feels. She like made eye contact with me. That's what, you can't make eye contact with her, with her. No, she did hurt the eyebrow thing and made eye contact with me. Like, hold on, I'm gonna try to do it, but I have so much botox on my face. She was like, you're not.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Why did it feel like it was moving so much?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Bro, this is me moving mine. Hers went like up here, though. I can't. This wire will never have botox. Bro. You don't need it yet. I can't. She got, no, it's one of those things she has to be completely relaxed to do, because it was. I'm gonna pass out? No, it was rough. All right, Haley, you go, kick it off, baby.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Okay, when I was 15, I made the rookie mistake of eating a huge bowl of high fiber cereal before a long train ride to see my boyfriend in another city. My stomach started sounding like a haunted house halfway there, but I thought I could power through. I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching, and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us. About 20 steps from his front door, my body chose violence. Full disaster, no survivors. I told him to walk ahead because I'd bled through a tampon. Then performed emergency cleanup like a criminal on the run. Once inside, I destroyed his toilet using industrial blue paper towels that absolutely would not flush.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  In my panic, I stuffed the evidence into a literal hole in the wall like some kind of feral raccoon. A week later, I heard his mom screaming at his little brother for putting poop towels in the wall, and he got grounded. I said nothing. I carry this guilt and a fear of fiber every time I travel.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

  I wish.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  That was so bad.

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  I wish fiber had the same effect on me. God, I would eat a fucking fiber bowl every day.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Why do you have a hole in the wall? Bran flakes?

• 8:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  I'm not sure exactly what. Yeah, my grandpa.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  I love raisin bran.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  You know what? No wonder I'm so regular is because that was his favorite cereal and every time I'd come home from school, every day at school, I'd have a bowl of fucking raisin bran.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Great cereal.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Had no clue.

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  Raisin bran crunch?

• 9:15Speaker 05

  God.

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  Crunch.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  That's a.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:18Bunnie XO?

  I love raisin bran though. Raisin bran has so much fucking sugar in it though.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Really?

• 9:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh, ruined my life. You know what my dad used?

• 9:25Speaker 02

  I was fat.

• 9:25Bunnie XO?

  You know what my dad used to fucking make me eat all the time as a child? Okay. Picture, you just want a scrumptious frickin cereal.

• 9:35Bunnie XO?

  And guess what my dad used to make me eat?

• 9:37Speaker 05

  Kicks.

• 9:37Bunnie XO?

  Grape nuts.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  The hell is that? Excuse me, what is that?

• 9:41Bunnie XO?

  You've never heard of grape nuts? They're fire now that I'm older, but they are the hardest, crunchiest little pebbles. It's like you're eating fucking rocks. You know, like it's the worst. I, I'm gonna have to get, you know what? We're gonna try grape nuts on the next Astal Confess.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  You know what? Okay. This is completely random too, but another thing, I would come home from my grandparents' house and I would eat these little like chocolate like chews that my grandma had. I thought it was like, just like a chocolate candy. I found out like years later, those were calcium chews and I would have like multiple a day when I would. Bitch. Oh my God.

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  Do they constipate you? Cause doesn't calcium constipate you?

• 10:21Speaker 02

  I also had raisins. Raisin bran is just flowing through. You are very regular.

• 10:25Bunnie XO?

  You have a very active poop shoot. So.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm good over here.

• 10:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh. All right, I'm next. This person said, sometimes I just wanna honk at people.

• 10:39Bunnie XO?

  I'm not aggressive in any way, but ever since I started driving, I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary, like blowing a stop sign or turning in front of me too soon, or like cutting me off. But sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fuck up so I can honk. I don't know. Did you write this?

• 10:59Speaker 01

  So money driven, it's crazy.

• 11:01Bunnie XO?

  I don't know why, I just do it. In my two years of driving, I think I've only honked.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Two.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  Four times, though.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  As a youngster.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Eighteen.

• 11:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it sounds to me like they have, you know how like you have acute aggression?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  So they're just so excited to be behind the wheel.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 11:19Bunnie XO?

  Just wanna fucking honk, you know?

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Bro, that was so you. Got honked at twice just driving over here.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I got honked at too. Why was there so much fucking honking? It was pissing me off.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Literally, I was like, why are we being honked at so much right now?

• 11:32Bunnie XO?

  Dude, isn't that, are we supposed to wait for everybody to fucking go down the road before we decide to make a left turn? Same. If you're going too fast.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  Right by our house.

• 11:42Bunnie XO?

  If you're going too fast, that's a you fucking problem, not me. Slow the fuck down. I'm turning left, you fucking douche. You know what I'm saying?

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Speed up at me.

• 11:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:51Speaker 01

  And honk at me like I'm in fault.

• 11:53Bunnie XO?

  I thought, you know, okay, so you know what I learned when I first moved to fucking Tennessee? Is you know, like when you're going through like those tunnels or whatever, you have to honk? I used to get so mad and one day Jay was driving with me, I was like, why the fuck are they fucking honking? I was so mad and he was like, they do that to let you know that they're on the other side. And I was like, oh, okay. So is that maybe what they're doing?

• 12:16Speaker 01

  No, I think I, I do think we just kinda pulled out in front of them.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  I gave a dude ample amount of time and he fucking still honked at me.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, well fuck him.

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Maybe he was the one that rode in.

• 12:27Bunnie XO?

  Listen, listen, honk your little heart away, okay?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  I should just give it the honk.

• 12:32Bunnie XO?

  Listen, as long as you're not running people over, fucking honk.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  People in New York communicate with honks. It's not even out of aggression. They're literally letting you go, like, go ahead. If you were to let someone go ahead.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  I wish I could do that, but I feel like people nowadays get pissed.

• 12:44Bunnie XO?

  I fully believe that you should honk if you're horny.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  I wish there were different, different types of horns. Like, you know, like I wish it was like a, like I would honk sometimes to say thank you, but it sounds like I'm being mean.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  It was like, thank you.

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  How would a thank you horn sound?

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Like the little squeaky ones like

• 13:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I get that. Yeah. All right, go memes.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:12Bunnie XO?

  It's nine o'clock at night and we're still filming.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  This one says, when I was nineteen, we lived next door to an older lady. She was in her late seventies. I used to go over and help her mow and do her trash and pick up around the house because she was disabled and had to move around via wheelchair. She was wasn't able to walk for very long, but one evening when I was helping her clean, she made a comment about how she missed having a man around the house and how thankful she was to have my help. That night during conversation about my love life, she stated that she hadn't had any physical touches in over twenty years and that all she had was a vibrator. We both laughed and I noticed her staring down at my bulge multiple times. I was wearing gym shorts and I knew instantly that she would probably never experience dick again in her lifetime.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  So I outright offered her some. I said, well, I'm only next door. I can provide whatever you need whenever. That was enough for her. At first she was shy, but eventually said to come back later that she would be ready. She called me over.

• 14:12Bunnie XO?

  She had to shave that old hairy bush.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, everything shower for sure. She called me over around eleven PM. I had a key to her door. So I walked right into her in the bedroom. She was already laying there fully naked. I was very young and fully bricked when I saw her. I got into her bed, wrapped her legs around my waist and slowly slid it in.

• 14:31Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  She was so tight, but opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  At first it started off like the Garth Brooks song where he talks about banging the old lady and then it turned into a straight up porn.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Yep, they fucked for forty five minutes. That was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Sadly, she passed away a year later. We only ever fucked that one night. She called the next day to say she slept, to tell me she slept like a baby with my load in her. I'm twenty nine and I still love fucking old women.

• 15:10Bunnie XO?

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• 15:54Bunnie XO?

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• 17:20Speaker 05

  The last part was what got me.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Progressively.

• 17:24Bunnie XO?

  First of all, shout out to granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  Get it, man.

• 17:29Bunnie XO?

  Love that for her. Uh, you know, listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  So we appreciate the dickin'. Okay? We appreciate the Charles dickin'. Okay? It's a Christmas story. That's a Christmas story.

• 17:48Speaker 05

  What?

• 17:50Bunnie XO?

  You know about Charles Dickens, right?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Isn't he the one with Moby Dick? No?

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  Charles Dick- I don't know. Did Charles Dickens write Moby Dick? He might have. But he also wrote A Christmas Story. So anyways, I was just saying, we appreciate a great story like Charles Dickens. You know, it was an analogy.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  I like it.

• 18:08Speaker 05

  He came in her?

• 18:10Speaker 01

  I can't get it.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  I can't get over the fact that it lasted for forty-five minutes.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  The fact that you said slit it in.

• 18:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  You're welcome.

• 18:18Bunnie XO?

  He said, no, the fact that he said she was tight, but then opened up.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  He just had a loosening.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  How old was he?

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  My vagina hurts.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Nineteen.

• 18:28Bunnie XO?

  Damn. Nineteen getting some granny fucking.

• 18:32Speaker 01

  Seventy.

• 18:33Bunnie XO?

  Blah blah blah.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Do you think that's what it looked like chewed up spit out? I mean, at that age, you have no estrogen left.

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  No, I was gonna say, no, I've heard the complete opposite, that your pussy lips fucking go inside, so.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not there. It's like.

• 18:46Bunnie XO?

  I don't want my pussy lips disappeared after IVF.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Prove it.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Open it right now.

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  You guys see my pussy all the time. Every time I'm fucking undressed.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  I haven't seen it in a minute.

• 18:57Bunnie XO?

  But they're back now. They're back now because I'm regulated with my hormones. But man, for a minute there, I had to like dig those motherfuckers out. So I was like, this is what, this is what they were talking about, man. It was rough. I had to use vaginal estrogen.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Digging them out.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  I just, I did, just.

• 19:16Bunnie XO?

  Pop those suckers back out.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Stick them to the sides or something. Like.

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I wanted the meat hanging, dude. And I had a labiaplasty. I insisted on having those little ahi tunas fucking flap. Those little. Yellow tails.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Exactly. I said that, I think I was, we were having dinner with Andy the other night. He's like, would you like some? I said, I don't eat labia. And he said, oh.

• 19:37Bunnie XO?

  That fucking sushi place was so.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  I don't want to tell anyone about it because it's like.

• 19:42Bunnie XO?

  I can't even remember the name of it.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 19:45Speaker 01

  The sushi place that we.

• 19:46Bunnie XO?

  Where we went after Star Search.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Bro, that was literally the best sushi I've ever had.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  Phenomenal.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  I tried everything you ordered. It was so good.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  All right, go ahead. You.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  I have a short one.

• 19:56Bunnie XO?

  I do too.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  My humor.

• 19:58Bunnie XO?

  Okay. Dicks and buttholes.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Did someone poop?

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  She already told the poop one.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Um, so, uh, I was dating this guy or yeah, I was on a date with this guy and we went to the movies in the morning. And we're the only ones in the theater.

• 20:17Bunnie XO?

  Hot.

• 20:20Bunnie XO?

  Hot. I already know what's gonna happen. Oh, fuck. All right, nevermind. I was like, dude, I think I've been in a movie theater.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  I did too.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Can't finish it. He stole six hundred and fifty straws.

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  Well, that's like a fucking turn.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Six hundred and fifty straws from the candy stand and connected them all during the film until it was long enough to reach the screen. We went out like two more times after that, but he started getting creepy, so I called it off.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  It's my favorite ass teleconfess I've ever read.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  What was the point? He just wanted to touch the screen? That's fucking hilarious.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  That's funny. That is crazy. Olivia was doing that during breakfast the other day at our favorite breakfast spot. She started stacking straws and then the waiter got in on it and started bringing her more. So we had this ginormous straw by the end of breakfast.

• 21:19Bunnie XO?

  That is funny.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  I miss that French toast.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Are we going there?

• 21:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, with the apple. Yeah.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Next week. We're going?

• 21:28Speaker 05

  We're going.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  You're not invited.

• 21:31Bunnie XO?

  I am leaving my husband. I'm tired of, uh, I'm tired.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  I didn't know you were going.

• 21:41Bunnie XO?

  Cameras.

• 21:48Bunnie XO?

  I'm leaving my husband. I'm tired of working hard every day to build. A home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing. We agreed he would be a stay at home father, but while he watches our baby and is great at that, he does nothing else. I still have to come home to cook and clean.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 22:06Bunnie XO?

  And hear his constant complaints of being hungry.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  Our house being a mess and me always being tired. Our budget is tight, but we make do. Well, I make do. He complains every day of not having luxuries in excess. I'm expected to give him the shirt off my back while he never thinks of me as anything more than an afterthought. Sorry, I can't afford to take out, take you out on ribeye steaks three times a day, but we are always fed. The last job for me was today. Yes, one of those sandwiches was for me. Why would you get two and, and I get none? Yes, Valentine's Day is tomorrow, same as it is every year. One of my favorite holidays and he didn't even care. I'm done. I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger. I just

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  want out of this, just a whole lot of nothing when I look at him.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  I hope.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  You know, the movie, The Tooth Fairy with The Rock in the like princess little outfit? That's what it's giving.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  I've never seen that movie, but I don't know. I'm kind of on the fence with this.

• 23:11Bunnie XO?

  I'm kind of on the fence with my answer with this and it's like, I can see both sides. Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting. I,

• 23:24Bunnie XO?

  yes, women are made and groomed as children to keep their house tidy, take care of the kids, all that stuff. We can multitask. Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain.

• 23:42Bunnie XO?

  If you keep asking him to do these things. And he doesn't do it. I can see how that would be frustrating.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  But to expect all of that from a man is kind of heavy. I don't, I, I get it. She's the breadwinner. She's out working and to come home to a fucking dirty house is the last thing I want to come home to also. But at the same time, your kid isn't in daycare and he is taking care of that child 24 seven. So I mean, maybe instead of looking at all the things he doesn't do, look at the one thing that he does right. And that's be a consistent parental figure in your parents' li- in your kid's life. But Mimi, you're in this situation. How do you feel?

• 24:22Speaker 01

  I feel a little bit different about it. While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him because that is still a 50 50 because if he was to go to work all day and she was to go to work all day, when you got home, it was a 50 50. So you almost have to see childcare as a 50 50.

• 24:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  And so when you get home, you still have responsibilities. Like I'll work sometimes and then come home and be like, what am I making for dinner? Because I came home to a clean home. So with that, I feel like when people look at it is like everything should be done because I'm working. That's wrong. But with the child around, there's still certain responsibilities that you can do with that child around, whether at any age, they still nap. Like you have that nap time, do a few dishes.

• 25:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  And so when she comes home, maybe she does the laundry.

• 25:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  So it's like now you have dishes and laundry done. You've both contributed while he does his full time job taking care of the child. I think I'm put like, I put my husband on such a pedestal because he's somehow like he still works full time from home. He takes care of two kids and I built a farm that I made him take care of.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  You know, like I truly, I have him on such a pedestal and I don't try to compare everyone to him, but like. He still, I'll still come home to a clean house.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that guy doesn't sound like a Jason.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, not at all.

• 25:41Bunnie XO?

  He's such a-

• 25:42Speaker 02

  The guy that she's talking about is a typical dude.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Correct, and I, like, I don't know if you guys have ever studied, like, how women's brains and men's brains, how you said, are made, is like, if you ask a woman and a man the same list to get done, men go from top to bottom, and women actually read that list and go, well, if I do this list in this certain order, I'll get done sooner. While men are like, well, no, you told me to do the dishes, so that's my first one, but it's like, but no, you could have started down here and had the dishwasher running and had this-

• 26:15Speaker 02

  No, women are smarter.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, we're just more organized, because it's literally how our brains work. Brains are wired completely different.

• 26:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, absolutely, but I mean, if you're, I think, if you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  There's other issues.

• 26:29Bunnie XO?

  Because there's obviously other issues. Maybe he's done something to make you feel less important in his life, or, you know? I mean, and who the fuck celebrates Valentine's Day? I don't. My husband asked me to go to dinner on Valentine's Day, and I was like, why? I like, looked at him suspiciously, because I was like, we have never celebrated Valentine's Day, you know? I feel like love should be celebrated every day, not just one day of the- You know what I'm doing for Valentine's Day? I'm literally fucking going to get a massage, get my nails done, and I'm sleeping the fuck in. I might even give my husband a rim job, you never know. Feeling a little froggy. But, that's how I'd like to spend my Valentine's Day.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Bye.

• 27:06Bunnie XO?

  What are you guys doing? Oh, is it bye?

• 27:08Speaker 01

  No, that was just crazy that you said rim job.

• 27:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I was like, bye.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  I was like, are we ending the pod? Perfect.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  My timer's going off.

• 27:17Bunnie XO?

  Rim job it is.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 27:20Bunnie XO?

  What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day, and then we'll get out of here?

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Oh, um, Jaime and Haley have plans together.

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Oh, now you know how I feel when you fucking bitches go and just do antiquing together, or fucking go shopping together, or go eat out together. I don't want to hear your fucking little sob story, okay? Good, glad, you know, you see who the fucking common denominator is here.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  Where are you guys coming?

• 27:47Speaker 05

  We go, okay, first of all, I go to Daddy's Dogs. It's a Valentine's dinner they do every year.

• 27:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I was there when they made the plans.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  What?

• 27:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I thought I was. Somebody said, I remember, I was around.

• 28:00Speaker 05

  Were you?

• 28:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, whenever.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  He, he messaged me to move the reservation, cause Daddy's dogs, I talk to them all the time, I love them. So I messaged him and he got that fixed and he was like, if you wanna come too, you can. I was like, my brother's gonna be in town, I mean.

• 28:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was around when this conversation was being had.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  So when it all started, I asked her because I was like, I booked it for me and Brooke.

• 28:20Bunnie XO?

  I wasn't invited, though.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  There's that.

• 28:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:23Speaker 05

  But I booked it with Brooke.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Reservation.

• 28:25Speaker 05

  Booked it with Brooke, realized I couldn't go, cause we had rehearsals. I tried to email, wasn't working, so I used the plug over there, Haley, to be like, hey, I know he texts you all the time, can you, uh, uh, let him know that I'm looking to move my reservation. And then, in that, he offered her to also come. Just throwing that in there.

• 28:42Speaker 02

  Literally, there was literally two reservations left at nine PM tomorrow night. And I was like, I have my brother with me, like, I'll just bring my brother, and then we all four are just gonna go.

• 28:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 28:53Speaker 05

  And you said you were gonna make a sign.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  I was like, I'm gonna make a sign that says, this is my brother, but then I was like, is that even more fucking weird?

• 29:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you wouldn't go anyways. I wouldn't.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  It's fucking nine o'clock at night. At nine PM?

• 29:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh, really? Yeah, I know how that goes.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  Hot dogs.

• 29:08Bunnie XO?

  Alright, well, I love you bitches. Happy fucking Valentine's Day, fuckers. We're outta here, love you.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Bye.

• 29:12Bunnie XO?

  Bye.