Ep 236: Joel McHale

Joel McHale joins Mark and Sam to throw back some drinks and dive into a wild one—swapping stories about Rodney Dangerfield and Paul Reubens, breaking down cancel culture and Demolition Man predictions, and reminiscing on stage life, reality TV chaos, and hair transplant regrets. Plus, Joel dishes behind-the-scenes moments with Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg, and the highs and lows of being a Hollywood extrovert. Sponsored by: 🩲 Get Dad the comfort he deserves with 30% off during Sheath’s Father’s Day Sale (through June 15) https://www.sheathunderwear.com — code DAD30 💨 Support the show and get 20% off your Lucy order https://www.lucy.co/DRUNK — code DRUNK 📈 Predict the news with Kalshi. Get $10 when you make a $100 trade https://www.kalshi.com/DRUNKS 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #JoelMcHale #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SheathUnderwear #LucyNicotine #Kalshi #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 0:07Sam Morril?

  We got a wine snob with us right here.

• 0:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 0:10Sam Morril?

  So if not wine, we could do like, we got every liquor.

• 0:13Speaker 00

  You have a...

• 0:14Sam Morril?

  I could do a little.

• 0:14Speaker 00

  What, do you have an IPA?

• 0:16Sam Morril?

  Do we have beer?

• 0:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, I don't think we have.

• 0:17Speaker 00

  Good God. Oh, we got everything except for wine and beer.

• 0:20Sam Morril?

  Well, we're liquor drinkers. We're not really beer guys.

• 0:22Speaker 00

  Uh, it's fine. I drink Scotch.

• 0:24Sam Morril?

  We got some vodka.

• 0:25Mark Normand?

  Okay, we got great Scotch.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  But, uh, no, I wanna drink wine. Come on. This is, it's early in the day.

• 0:31Sam Morril?

  Let's see what the rating is.

• 0:32Mark Normand?

  It's very early.

• 0:33Speaker 00

  Which Scotch is it?

• 0:34Mark Normand?

  Let me start opening there, JoJo.

• 0:36Speaker 00

  All right, the 2019, guys. Here we go. Ooh!

• 0:39Mark Normand?

  Make shivin'.

• 0:40Speaker 00

  Twelve dollars and ninety-seven cents.

• 0:41Mark Normand?

  Hey!

• 0:42Speaker 00

  In New York.

• 0:43Mark Normand?

  Well, that was when it was new.

• 0:45Speaker 00

  Actually, we shouldn't have that. That's headache in a bottle. Uh, so, uh, I, any sort of beer.

• 0:51Sam Morril?

  Should I call my ex?

• 0:53Speaker 00

  Hey!

• 0:54Sam Morril?

  Let's do, uh...

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Some of these, it probably is fine, but, uh, I don't know if, like, they reverse engineer, like, cheap wines and with, I'm not kidding. And, uh, so they'll be like, "Oh, you like the taste of that?" So we, they use all these, uh, like, powders and chemicals and stuff to make it taste a certain way. And that shit gives you a headache. Thank you.

• 1:15Mark Normand?

  Easy, RFK.

• 1:16Speaker 00

  Man, explaining. Thank you.

• 1:18Mark Normand?

  Uh, all right, good to know. Wine is the worst hangover, I think.

• 1:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah, sangria is the worst.

• 1:22Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 1:23Sam Morril?

  Cause that's wine, but with other shit.

• 1:25Mark Normand?

  Gross.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  I don't...

• 1:26Mark Normand?

  All sugar.

• 1:27Speaker 00

  I, it's the hard liquor that gets me.

• 1:29Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:30Sam Morril?

  So let's do, um...

• 1:31Speaker 00

  No, no, that gives me the hangover.

• 1:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even like a clean tequila or vodka, clear liquor to me, I'm good.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  No, it's got so much more alcohol in it.

• 1:41Mark Normand?

  That's true. That's why I like it.

• 1:42Speaker 00

  You know, distilled.

• 1:44Sam Morril?

  But wine is sugar, dude.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  Sugar doesn't, you, sugar all day. You got, you, same thing doesn't happen if you have a donut.

• 1:51Mark Normand?

  Huh?

• 1:51Sam Morril?

  I feel like shit if I had a donut. Look at you, you're fucking ripped, by the way. I didn't realize you were like shredded. Look at this.

• 1:55Speaker 00

  I had a donut today.

• 1:56Mark Normand?

  Uh, what a dillf. Killing it.

• 1:58Speaker 00

  Uh, we had a cronut, you had some.

• 2:00Sam Morril?

  I feel like you hide it on the comedy shows a little bit, and now I see it. I'm like, this guy's kinda shredded.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  I wear, uh, shirts from Baby Gap.

• 2:06Mark Normand?

  That'll do it.

• 2:07Speaker 00

  It's the only way I can show it off, so... Did you find an IPA?

• 2:11Speaker 03

  No, all I have is warm garage.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  You have a flavored beer?

• 2:16Mark Normand?

  Ugh. Oh!

• 2:18Sam Morril?

  That's, that's Whitney Cummings shit right there.

• 2:20Mark Normand?

  This is embarrassing.

• 2:21Sam Morril?

  She was pushing that stuff on us.

• 2:22Speaker 00

  I'll, I'll have a Whitney Cummings kombucha. That's great.

• 2:25Mark Normand?

  I'll also have a...

• 2:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah, are they cold? Okay, I'll do a kombucha then.

• 2:29Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 2:30Sam Morril?

  Spiked kombucha?

• 2:31Speaker 00

  How many drinks have you guys had? What's the record on the pile?

• 2:33Mark Normand?

  We've blacked out.

• 2:34Sam Morril?

  We've gotten hammered.

• 2:35Mark Normand?

  Burt Kreischer on, we've had Animals on, so.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  That Burt, he's my hero.

• 2:40Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow, you're the one.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  For drinking, that one is less, that one, I think that's.

• 2:46Sam Morril?

  Oh, I like grapefruit.

• 2:48Mark Normand?

  This is the personal Whitney one, it's where, this is the one that made her fuck her stalker. Yeah, she had a baby with a stalker.

• 2:54Speaker 00

  She did?

• 2:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, fun, she's open about it.

• 2:57Sam Morril?

  This is, okay.

• 2:58Mark Normand?

  She's open about it.

• 2:58Sam Morril?

  I was gonna say, I don't think this is your story to tell.

• 3:00Mark Normand?

  No, no, no, I'm the stalker.

• 3:02Speaker 00

  Oh, congrats.

• 3:03Mark Normand?

  Thank you, thank you, yeah, I didn't think she'd keep it.

• 3:06Sam Morril?

  You were saying you're not touching this because it's too squishy?

• 3:08Speaker 00

  Well, that one, uh, they, it's not as, uh, pressurized as the others, so, I don't know.

• 3:13Mark Normand?

  It's like an avocado.

• 3:14Speaker 00

  Uh, cheers, thanks for.

• 3:15Mark Normand?

  Hey, mazel tov.

• 3:16Sam Morril?

  Cheers, guys.

• 3:17Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 3:18Mark Normand?

  I gotta pull this up, but I have a photo, I opened for you in Caroline's in 2009.

• 3:24Sam Morril?

  I remember.

• 3:24Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 3:25Sam Morril?

  You were pumped.

• 3:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I was very pumped, I have a photo of us in the green room pitching about Chevy Chase.

• 3:30Speaker 00

  Oh, perfect.

• 3:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's, um, a daily occurrence.

• 3:33Mark Normand?

  And now Caroline's is gone and Chevy's still here.

• 3:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's see our photos.

• 3:38Sam Morril?

  I did not think he would outlive that club. That's crazy.

• 3:41Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 3:42Speaker 00

  I'm surprised it went down.

• 3:44Sam Morril?

  Are you still on bad terms with Chevy Chase or no?

• 3:46Speaker 00

  Well, I was, it's, uh, it's not that it was.

• 3:49Mark Normand?

  Good luck.

• 3:50Speaker 00

  I don't know, it's like, we, I mean, I haven't talked to him forever, but, uh, it's not only going to things where we ever were like, that's it, uh, there was never that, but, uh, but I've been very vocal about it.

• 4:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 4:01Speaker 00

  He didn't want to be there.

• 4:02Mark Normand?

  No.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  So.

• 4:03Sam Morril?

  Well, it's so weird to not work for that long and then get a great gig and like be like, fuck this.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was.

• 4:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Speaker 00

  He didn't, like, he, nah, he, yeah, we shot him out each day and, uh, yeah, I mean, you, it's, there's enough.

• 4:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 4:18Speaker 00

  How, you know, how his behavior unsettled.

• 4:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Sam Morril?

  He's still good on the show. I mean, he's still.

• 4:25Mark Normand?

  He's amazing. He's great. He's a pro.

• 4:26Speaker 00

  So funny on it. And when he knew his lines, he was great.

• 4:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, man, he is. He was a hunk back in the day. He was a tall cup of juice.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  He was a for real leading man.

• 4:36Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:37Sam Morril?

  Were you a big Fangrown?

• 4:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, huge. Yeah.

• 4:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 4:40Mark Normand?

  Famously floored.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  Fletch and Vacation, those were, I memorized those.

• 4:44Mark Normand?

  Same, same.

• 4:45Speaker 00

  And, but then like, like what, the one where he's snorting cocaine?

• 4:52Mark Normand?

  What?

• 4:54Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 4:55Mark Normand?

  Foul Play?

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Foul Play, there it is. Yeah.

• 4:57Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow. Oh, Modern Problems. There it is.

• 5:00Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, sorry.

• 5:01Mark Normand?

  Foul Play was the Goldie Hawn joint. Yeah, but he had, he had a run, but then he really had some stinkers too. But hey.

• 5:08Speaker 00

  But don't we all?

• 5:09Mark Normand?

  Who doesn't?

• 5:10Speaker 00

  Right.

• 5:11Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  There he is.

• 5:13Mark Normand?

  There you go. That's the backstage community.

• 5:16Sam Morril?

  But he popped in a good one, like Three Amigos is funny.

• 5:18Mark Normand?

  I love Three Amigos.

• 5:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I mean, he's popped in some good ones.

• 5:21Mark Normand?

  That I have memorized. It's a sweater.

• 5:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:24Mark Normand?

  Plethora.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  I remember tuning into when they, all three of them hosted SNL.

• 5:27Mark Normand?

  What?

• 5:28Speaker 00

  Right.

• 5:28Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 5:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, for promotion of the movie.

• 5:31Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 5:32Speaker 00

  Way back. You guys might not have been born.

• 5:34Mark Normand?

  Eighty-six, I believe it came out. And I was born in eighty-three, so I had it on VHS. I wore it out.

• 5:40Speaker 00

  Directed by?

• 5:42Mark Normand?

  Oh, I know. Really?

• 5:45Sam Morril?

  Who?

• 5:45Speaker 00

  Landis.

• 5:46Mark Normand?

  Landis, the king. Lord Michaels produced. I know that.

• 5:48Sam Morril?

  Isn't he the one with the helicopter?

• 5:50Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:51Mark Normand?

  He has a helicopter?

• 5:52Sam Morril?

  No, the people died in the helicopter.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  He was directing Twilight Zone.

• 5:56Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 5:57Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 5:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:59Mark Normand?

  He also had, hey, that had a beef with Eddie Murphy.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  He did?

• 6:02Mark Normand?

  Or is that Ivan Reitman? I think it was Landis. Who did Coming to America?

• 6:07Speaker 00

  That was Eddie Murphy.

• 6:09Mark Normand?

  But who directed it?

• 6:10Sam Morril?

  It's like who's on first.

• 6:12Mark Normand?

  I know he wasn't in.

• 6:13Speaker 00

  We're gonna find out who.

• 6:14Mark Normand?

  I'm telling you, him and Murphy hated each other.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  Well, it looks like he directed Trading Places.

• 6:19Mark Normand?

  That's where it started.

• 6:20Speaker 00

  And Coming to America.

• 6:21Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 6:22Speaker 00

  All right.

• 6:22Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 6:22Speaker 00

  But then they did Boomerang after that, so.

• 6:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and how'd that go?

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Uh, I feel like it was a hit.

• 6:29Sam Morril?

  I think it was a hit.

• 6:30Mark Normand?

  Okay. How'd that go? It was a hit.

• 6:33Sam Morril?

  You're really taking people down in a nutshell, dude.

• 6:35Mark Normand?

  Wow. Trying to get the juices flowing here.

• 6:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I like it.

• 6:38Mark Normand?

  All right, it's early. 5.6, that's what I'm talking about.

• 6:41Speaker 00

  That's, uh, the rating.

• 6:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but people still liked it, though.

• 6:44Mark Normand?

  I enjoyed it.

• 6:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Mark Normand?

  It's a sexy comedy.

• 6:47Sam Morril?

  Wasn't that Halle Berry?

• 6:48Mark Normand?

  I think it was Robin Givens.

• 6:49Speaker 00

  When Dumb and Dumber came out, it was panned, but then

• 6:51Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 6:52Speaker 00

  it was a massive hit.

• 6:53Sam Morril?

  Comedy's never get like-

• 6:54Speaker 00

  Wait a minute, maybe this was great.

• 6:56Mark Normand?

  It's brilliant.

• 6:57Speaker 00

  Dude Wears My Car was a huge hit, right?

• 6:59Mark Normand?

  But a bad movie.

• 7:00Speaker 00

  Uh, it straight, well, then-

• 7:03Mark Normand?

  I mean, I don't want to get you in trouble. I know you're in the Hollywood world.

• 7:05Speaker 00

  I was not in it. Oh, yeah, that-

• 7:08Mark Normand?

  Well, I just-

• 7:09Speaker 00

  Ashton Kutcher's gonna really come down on me for, uh, but there was-

• 7:12Sam Morril?

  Did he leave the country?

• 7:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's got his own problems.

• 7:14Sam Morril?

  I think he's outta here.

• 7:15Mark Normand?

  He's in a Hamas tunnel right now. He's hiding out.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  He left the country?

• 7:19Sam Morril?

  I think there was some Diddy stuff.

• 7:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  Wow, wow, this is taking so many-

• 7:24Mark Normand?

  Sorry, Joel.

• 7:25Sam Morril?

  He was on a weird streak where they wrote the judge, they wrote the judge to try to get

• 7:28Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 7:29Sam Morril?

  that 70's show guy off. And then the Diddy stuff came out and he was like, I think I'm gonna go to Sweden for a while.

• 7:33Mark Normand?

  I'm outta here.

• 7:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah, maybe not Sweden, I made up a country. He went somewhere.

• 7:37Speaker 00

  Sweden's a real country.

• 7:38Sam Morril?

  No, but I made up where he would've went.

• 7:40Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 7:41Speaker 00

  Maybe, I don't know, Narnia?

• 7:43Sam Morril?

  He's in Narnia.

• 7:44Mark Normand?

  We've had him on the show. Call in, Ashton, if you're watching.

• 7:48Speaker 00

  If you're, whatever time zone you're in.

• 7:51Mark Normand?

  It's a live show.

• 7:52Speaker 00

  I like, we were deep in that movie thing, we're like, Ashton Kutcher, no way to find out what he's doing.

• 7:57Mark Normand?

  Give it a go.

• 7:58Speaker 00

  Why is this just called Googling with-

• 8:00Mark Normand?

  I know, it's not a bad point.

• 8:03Sam Morril?

  You're just sitting there doing nothing, you got the computer.

• 8:05Mark Normand?

  Google, bitch. He's currently in Beverly Hills, in a farmhouse.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  And he's got a beachfront home and carpentry.

• 8:13Mark Normand?

  Ooh, good for him.

• 8:15Speaker 00

  Wait, but it doesn't, go to Ashton Kutcher news, I guess.

• 8:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah, go to news, I don't trust AI, dude. Why are we leaning on AI for all this shit?

• 8:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they're gonna take over. They're gonna take our jobs.

• 8:27Sam Morril?

  Boom.

• 8:30Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 8:31Speaker 00

  All right.

• 8:32Mark Normand?

  Another.

• 8:32Sam Morril?

  I didn't make that up.

• 8:33Mark Normand?

  Another proven point correct.

• 8:34Speaker 00

  A move to Europe, and that was in October.

• 8:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that was when the Diddy shit was heating up.

• 8:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 00

  I feel like it's now is when it is the most.

• 8:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 00

  I mean, there's a lot of stuff going on.

• 8:45Mark Normand?

  This was the beginning. Now he's, uh, he's going to jail.

• 8:48Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 8:48Mark Normand?

  For sure.

• 8:49Speaker 00

  Okay. He called it here. I still want, for some reason, I want to Google Rodney Dangerfield.

• 8:56Sam Morril?

  I don't know why, but I'm all for it, dude. I love.

• 8:58Mark Normand?

  We love Rodney.

• 8:59Sam Morril?

  I love him.

• 9:00Speaker 00

  Big fan. He's one of the greatest of all time. My friend, uh, he was in a band called the Presidents of the United States of America.

• 9:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, great band.

• 9:08Speaker 00

  Named, uh, Lump.

• 9:10Mark Normand?

  Cheese Lump.

• 9:11Speaker 00

  Peaches.

• 9:11Mark Normand?

  Cheese Lump.

• 9:12Speaker 00

  And he was on Conan's 1230 Show playing Lump, and Rodney Dangerfield was on the show.

• 9:18Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  And he said they happened to be in the restroom at the same time. Just fucked and fucked. Uh, no, they were at the stall, they were at the stalls, and my friend Chris just goes, I'm a big fan. He's big, like, he, like, huge, like, all his life, and Rodney Dangerfield just goes.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  That was it.

• 9:41Mark Normand?

  That's brutal.

• 9:42Speaker 00

  That was it.

• 9:42Mark Normand?

  Well, maybe the urinal was a bad time.

• 9:45Sam Morril?

  To tell you.

• 9:45Mark Normand?

  I don't know.

• 9:46Sam Morril?

  You wait to wash the hand.

• 9:48Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 9:49Sam Morril?

  You don't talk at the urinal. I think it's a silent.

• 9:51Mark Normand?

  I think you go all in and be like, thank you, while I'm holding my penis, I wanted. Yeah, that's great.

• 9:58Sam Morril?

  Turn wumpy. He wanted a, a zing from Rodney.

• 10:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, I think he just was like.

• 10:03Sam Morril?

  Were you gonna talk to me while my cock's in my hand?

• 10:05Speaker 00

  Good God. Yes, that would have been great. That's really good.

• 10:09Mark Normand?

  He can do it.

• 10:09Sam Morril?

  You're right.

• 10:10Mark Normand?

  Uh, you heard, you heard the Eddie Murphy urinal story with Rodney?

• 10:13Sam Morril?

  No, that's a great one.

• 10:14Mark Normand?

  So he beat up John Landis, no. So he went to go pee, and Rodney, it was the, just the beginning of Eddie Murphy. No one knew him yet.

• 10:21Sam Morril?

  The first part.

• 10:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, you, you tell it.

• 10:22Sam Morril?

  The first part is, like, years, like, years ago, Eddie Murphy sees him in his club.

• 10:26Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 10:27Sam Morril?

  And he, and he goes up, and he's like, standing, he's like, oh, I'm gonna go kill in front of Rodney. And he crushes, and he's expecting Rodney to be like, oh my God, you're great. And he gets off, and he goes, what the fuck? You're filthy. Like, what's wrong with you? You're like, you're so filthy, you're never gonna make it like that.

• 10:40Mark Normand?

  Too dirty, kid.

• 10:40Sam Morril?

  Too dirty. And then, uh, years go by, and Eddie Murphy's selling out some insane venue in Vegas, and they're urinal to urinal, and Rodney just turns to me and goes, hey, who knew?

• 10:51Mark Normand?

  Pretty good.

• 10:52Speaker 00

  Pretty good.

• 10:53Sam Morril?

  It's great, man.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Great.

• 10:54Mark Normand?

  Remember what he told Norm? He's like, "Hey, Norm, you know, stand-up's the best. Movies, TV, it's all shit. You gotta stick with stand-up." And he saw Rodney 10 years later, he's like, "Stand-up's shit. It's all shit." He's a complicated man.

• 11:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's, yeah. That Norm MacDonald.

• 11:13Mark Normand?

  The king.

• 11:13Speaker 00

  The king.

• 11:14Mark Normand?

  You meet him, you work with him?

• 11:16Speaker 00

  I never worked with him. There was a couple of tweets.

• 11:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 00

  There was a, at one point, William Shatner was tweeting at us going, "You guys aren't funny."

• 11:26Mark Normand?

  What?

• 11:28Sam Morril?

  You guys together?

• 11:29Speaker 00

  Us together.

• 11:29Sam Morril?

  Why?

• 11:30Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 11:31Mark Normand?

  Where's Shatner? Why's he talking shit?

• 11:33Speaker 00

  I retweeted it, I was like, big fan. And, uh...

• 11:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  I didn't understa... Yeah, that was... But I never met Norm, I never got to meet him.

• 11:41Sam Morril?

  How the fuck did Shatner outlive Norm?

• 11:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:44Sam Morril?

  I like a lot.

• 11:45Speaker 00

  Shatner was on Colbert last night.

• 11:47Mark Normand?

  Wow! He's been to the moon four times.

• 11:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:50Sam Morril?

  So Shatner just doesn't like you?

• 11:52Speaker 00

  Well, and then I...

• 11:54Sam Morril?

  Did you trash him on the soup or something?

• 11:55Speaker 00

  I don't... No, we... I was like, I was, "Oh, I'm gonna burp this kombucha."

• 12:02Mark Normand?

  Ugh, hippie burp.

• 12:03Speaker 00

  It's like stalker.

• 12:07Speaker 00

  I was confused, because there's been people that were offended, and I was like, "Okay, yeah, all right, well, we showed that clip of you." And, uh, but I couldn't fit, we had no... I don't know if I had made fun of his friend, or something like that, or... But, unexplainable. And then, three years ago, I hosted the, uh, it's like the Sci-Fi Awards. It's called the Saturn Awards in LA, and...

• 12:29Mark Normand?

  Quit bragging.

• 12:31Speaker 00

  Well, I can't help but, uh, and... Whoa. Yeah, and he was there, and I was like, "Here we go."

• 12:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  And this is probably where he's gonna... And then he walked up, and he was like, "Hey, Joel, how are you?" And I was like, "I can't keep track of anything." Uh, the Saturn Awards, pound for pound, the, one of the best award shows. It is...

• 12:51Sam Morril?

  I thought you were gonna say the fattest attendees. Pound for pound, the fattest people.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  It is pound for pound, like, it's muscle mass, but the... If you look at the list of people that are there...

• 13:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, look at that, Hamel.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  It is insane.

• 13:03Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 13:04Speaker 00

  Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage, and...

• 13:06Sam Morril?

  Are you a big sci-fi guy?

• 13:08Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, I mean, I like a lot of stuff, but I love sci-fi, but uh, but everybody stays. Like Kevin Feige sits in the front row.

• 13:16Mark Normand?

  Wow, Jesus.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's good times.

• 13:19Sam Morril?

  And how is, so you do a monologue and what?

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Uh, I do like a dance and uh, then I play a couple of, yeah, I just do a monologue and then, yeah, there's James Cameron.

• 13:30Mark Normand?

  Wow, Spielberg, I mean, this is a who's who of nerdville.

• 13:33Speaker 00

  And it's in a, uh, it's in a airport, uh, ballroom.

• 13:38Mark Normand?

  What?

• 13:39Speaker 00

  Literally across the street from the Burbank Airport.

• 13:41Sam Morril?

  Oh, shit.

• 13:41Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 13:42Speaker 00

  It's a.

• 13:42Mark Normand?

  Bob Hope.

• 13:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was good times.

• 13:44Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's fun.

• 13:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's.

• 13:47Mark Normand?

  How's the paycheck?

• 13:48Speaker 00

  Uh, it's not a lot, it's like quarter million.

• 13:51Mark Normand?

  Ah, that could feed a family.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  But I always, you know, I just make sure it's in cash.

• 13:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, there's all these wacky awards, there's Webby's and the porn awards, there's a million award shows, it's always a.

• 14:03Sam Morril?

  I remember Bill Hicks hosted the Adult Film Awards.

• 14:05Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 14:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 14:07Sam Morril?

  There's that clip where he's like, I don't know how else to say this, but uh, thanks for coming.

• 14:10Mark Normand?

  Hey, Greg Fitzsimmons had the great joke, he goes, uh, what was it? Oh, I'm gonna fuck it up. I saw Ron Jeremy at the gas station, we said hi to each other, and then when he was done, he took the nozzle out and sprayed it all over the car.

• 14:25Sam Morril?

  That's great.

• 14:25Mark Normand?

  Good joke.

• 14:26Sam Morril?

  Remember when Ron Jeremy was in the crowd for that show we did at the Cellar?

• 14:28Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 14:29Sam Morril?

  Just passed out.

• 14:30Mark Normand?

  Sleeping.

• 14:30Sam Morril?

  Mark's just mid-set and he looks over and goes, is that Ron Jeremy asleep? And the crowd just fucking lost it. Then he woke up.

• 14:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, oh, there he is.

• 14:39Sam Morril?

  Oh, isn't he in prison for rape now?

• 14:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:42Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 14:43Mark Normand?

  He is. The hedgehog.

• 14:46Sam Morril?

  Why don't you AI search what Ron Jeremy's up to?

• 14:49Mark Normand?

  1990.

• 14:51Sam Morril?

  He's got a house in Calabasas.

• 14:52Mark Normand?

  Why does it look like Bill Hicks was playing, that looked like he was in a rock show in 1962. He's doing Elvis, yeah, what'd they have, uh, look at the camera work back then.

• 15:03Mark Normand?

  Chris Rock famously got asked to do the video, what do you call it? Adult video awards and he said, "No." And then later he got Madagascar and his agent said, "If you had done the award show for the porno, they would have given you this." So.

• 15:18Sam Morril?

  Better paycheck.

• 15:19Mark Normand?

  Better paycheck.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  They would have given you Madagascar?

• 15:22Mark Normand?

  He's saying they wouldn't have.

• 15:23Speaker 00

  Right.

• 15:24Mark Normand?

  If he had done the porn awards.

• 15:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Fitzsimmons ain't voice in the car.

• 15:27Mark Normand?

  No, those days are over.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, he does not look.

• 15:30Mark Normand?

  Holy shit, that's our Googler. Look at that, same guy.

• 15:34Sam Morril?

  Porn stars do not age well.

• 15:37Mark Normand?

  Well, he wasn't looking good in his heyday.

• 15:39Sam Morril?

  I know, but that, but.

• 15:40Speaker 00

  At least he's wearing the mask.

• 15:41Sam Morril?

  Oh, my God, look at him.

• 15:43Mark Normand?

  Jesus.

• 15:44Speaker 00

  Are we even sure that's not him on the left?

• 15:46Mark Normand?

  That looks like a Dune character.

• 15:49Mark Normand?

  My God.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  I thought it looked like a.

• 15:51Mark Normand?

  Incompetent.

• 15:52Speaker 00

  It looked like Predator after being. Well, you got the Predator part right.

• 16:01Mark Normand?

  Wow. Thank you.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  That was crazy. How was our show in 2009?

• 16:06Mark Normand?

  I mean, it was the highlight of my life, but it was great. You sold it out. It was a treat for a young open mic'er. I got to do a full house at Caroline's and meet you and it was, it was great. You were nice enough to talk with me.

• 16:17Speaker 00

  Man.

• 16:17Mark Normand?

  There's some headliners out there who are like, "Get out of the green room, you peasant. Fuck you, kill yourself."

• 16:22Speaker 00

  I'm not gonna ask for names, but who does that?

• 16:24Mark Normand?

  Ah, Rodney. No. People do it. I don't wanna speak out of school, but yeah.

• 16:31Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you guys did pee urinal to urinal and Mark's a fan and you just stared at him.

• 16:36Speaker 00

  But it was like a five minute stare.

• 16:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 16:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 00

  And we fell in love.

• 16:40Mark Normand?

  But did you start in stand-up or did you start in?

• 16:44Speaker 00

  No. Uh, I did a lot of acting and improv in Seattle.

• 16:48Mark Normand?

  Oh, Seattle?

• 16:49Speaker 00

  Uh, and I really didn't start doing stand-up until after the soup started. I mean, I was doing stage stuff, but until I had this agent that was like, "If you, if you get your friends together and go do shows around the country."

• 17:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  Host shows, you'll make money.

• 17:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:04Speaker 00

  And I was like, "Okay."

• 17:05Mark Normand?

  Why not?

• 17:06Speaker 00

  And that's where I, uh, yeah, I was lucky because it, well, it was a two-edged sword because it was a crowd that knew me.

• 17:13Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:14Speaker 00

  And then, you know, when the soup stopped, I realized quickly. Or when I would go into crowds that didn't know the show, I was like, oh, none of these jokes work.

• 17:22Mark Normand?

  Right, they gotta know you.

• 17:24Speaker 00

  And so then I bombed a lot. It was great. And then I've gotten it all back.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  Uh, no.

• 17:30Sam Morril?

  It was probably, it was probably good for your development that you bombed a lot, you know?

• 17:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was great. I loved it. It helped my ego. Yeah, but it taught, yeah, it did teach me, you know? You know, those things go, they're real learning experiences.

• 17:43Mark Normand?

  Sure. Did you enjoy it at all? Or was it, was it like, ah, we gotta do this bullshit now, get the paycheck?

• 17:49Speaker 00

  No, I li- I love attention.

• 17:51Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  I like it and I like being on stage and so I'm a, yeah, full extrovert. So I.

• 17:59Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  I'm like, let's, I get energy from people looking at me.

• 18:03Mark Normand?

  Well, you pulled it out. I mean, it was a, it was a good show.

• 18:06Speaker 00

  And, oh no, that was, no, that was, yeah, that was good times though. I knew that, yeah.

• 18:10Mark Normand?

  You had a real hour together. It was like, you know, had a beginning, a middle and end. It was a through line. It was good.

• 18:16Speaker 00

  It was good times.

• 18:17Mark Normand?

  Good times.

• 18:17Speaker 00

  And now, wow, that club is gone. What happened?

• 18:21Mark Normand?

  Ron Jeremy went in there. No, uh, it was just, uh, it was too big. The rents went up. It's in the middle of Times Square. It just didn't work.

• 18:28Sam Morril?

  It was also, it's also a weird time where like, not, like, I feel like back in the day, a lot of big comics would play rooms like that. And then those big comics were like, I'll just do a fucking theater.

• 18:36Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 18:38Sam Morril?

  But.

• 18:38Mark Normand?

  Good point.

• 18:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah. I mean, I love that club coming up.

• 18:41Mark Normand?

  We'd spend a lot of hours there, a lot of meals.

• 18:43Speaker 00

  Where?

• 18:44Mark Normand?

  A lot of shows.

• 18:45Speaker 00

  Do you guys go now? The Cellar?

• 18:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Mark Normand?

  Two tonight there.

• 18:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'll be, I'll see you there.

• 18:50Mark Normand?

  All right. You, you wanna pop in?

• 18:52Speaker 00

  I'll be flying on an airplane.

• 18:55Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 18:56Speaker 00

  To Sweden to join.

• 18:58Mark Normand?

  You were at the Diddy party.

• 19:00Speaker 00

  I'm gonna have that freak off.

• 19:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Sam Morril?

  When you, how long was the soup on?

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Uh, 12 years.

• 19:06Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 19:06Sam Morril?

  Are you serious?

• 19:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:08Mark Normand?

  That's all.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  Started in 2004.

• 19:10Mark Normand?

  Did you ever get shit? Cause I mean, you're zinging Hollywood.

• 19:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, they would, it was going way back, but the, the, our goal was let the clips speak for themselves and not, because you could say, everybody is dumb and everybody's crazy, but if you, if you let the clip be the thing, be the thing to hang, so they got mad at us and be like, well, this was what you did on camera.

• 19:37Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 19:38Speaker 00

  But people tried to stop us, a couple of folks.

• 19:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:43Speaker 00

  Tower Bangs didn't like it when we made fun of her. And she's, her, King World at that point was a huge distribution company there. But at that point, the president of E was really cool and he was like, you have to go all, you have to put, you know, yeah, and I was like.

• 20:00Sam Morril?

  How did she try to stop a joke?

• 20:02Speaker 00

  Oh, by King World saying, we are not going to allow E to use any footage from any King World show.

• 20:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, got it.

• 20:10Speaker 00

  And we just kind of laid off for a little bit and then went back to it.

• 20:14Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah. That's great.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  But like the Kardashians, when they first started, we were making fun of them and then Kris Jenner would call and then the president would call and be like, can you lay off for a week? And I'd be like, yeah. And then I'd lay off for a week and then, then make fun of them again.

• 20:30Sam Morril?

  Do you ever run into any?

• 20:31Speaker 00

  And it never worked out for them.

• 20:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Speaker 00

  Do I run into the Kardashians?

• 20:36Sam Morril?

  I mean, any of these people who you made fun of.

• 20:37Mark Normand?

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• 21:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, uh, through, over the year, like, uh, I see, yeah, like RuPaul, we used to make fun of that show all the time.

• 21:51Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  But that show was extremely different and.

• 21:54Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 21:55Speaker 00

  But he, he would come on the show. So we often would, so we were trying to like, we're celebrating how insane television is and not just, this sucks, this sucks. We never, it wasn't, we weren't ever trying to go, this is stupid or sucks.

• 22:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  Just kind of going, here's something nuts and.

• 22:12Mark Normand?

  Yes. And you highlight it.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, so yeah, no, I, no one's taking a swing at me.

• 22:19Mark Normand?

  All right.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  But most reality stars way back when, they were like, thank you for that clip.

• 22:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  Appreciate it.

• 22:25Sam Morril?

  I mean, yeah, they're, they're on reality TV. They want attention.

• 22:28Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 22:28Speaker 00

  That's all good news.

• 22:30Mark Normand?

  It's a brilliant show because this is when TV got real wacky, like reality shows and all this stuff. So you got to just shine a light on it.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  And there was, it was much less polished. It's when they figured out, oh, we can make this tiny little show and it's going to get as huge ratings as, yeah.

• 22:44Mark Normand?

  And cheap.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  So like some of like Flavor Flav shows.

• 22:48Mark Normand?

  Oh, Goldmine.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  Those don't really, they're not, they don't have the same, I know like Love Island now is basically.

• 22:55Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:56Speaker 00

  People just fucking, but, uh.

• 22:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:59Speaker 00

  Uh, but, uh.

• 23:00Mark Normand?

  Trying to get on.

• 23:00Speaker 00

  That Flavor, like the Whitney Houston show being Bobby Brown.

• 23:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  That would never, ever happen today because.

• 23:08Sam Morril?

  What was that show? I don't even remember that.

• 23:10Speaker 00

  It was just Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston.

• 23:12Mark Normand?

  Being fucked up.

• 23:13Speaker 00

  Cameras following them and they were clearly high the whole time.

• 23:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 23:19Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. And then the, what was the other one? What's the tits? Annika Smith.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:23Mark Normand?

  Was just her being high. Then you had the, uh, the Osbournes, which is Ozzy being fucking checked.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, Osborne's was the original.

• 23:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah. It was a while. And then the Kardashian, I like the Kardashians put out a sex tape, but they're like, hey, hey, easy with the jokes. You put out a sex tape, you're blowing a guy and you're worried about my, my yuckum ups here?

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Yuckum. Yes. Hey, my yuckum ups, uh, yeah. And they obviously.

• 23:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but the, yeah, but the, the fucking on tape helped them.

• 23:48Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 23:49Sam Morril?

  You know?

• 23:50Mark Normand?

  It's true, but I'm sure I got, being on the soup doesn't hurt you.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  Paris Hilton. Yeah, that was.

• 23:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:55Speaker 00

  But that was leaked by her boyfriend.

• 23:57Mark Normand?

  Tommy Lee.

• 23:59Speaker 00

  Uh, not, wait, Paris Hilton?

• 24:01Mark Normand?

  Well, he had a sex tape, I'm saying.

• 24:02Speaker 00

  Oh, yes.

• 24:03Sam Morril?

  You're just naming names?

• 24:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'm just doing sex tapes now.

• 24:06Sam Morril?

  Elia Kazan over here.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  So many takes.

• 24:09Sam Morril?

  So many names.

• 24:10Mark Normand?

  Uh, yeah, but that's the-

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Those are going way back.

• 24:13Mark Normand?

  That's the ideal show. I would, as a comic, I mean, that was pre-Tosh.0. I mean, it's really a perfect show for a comedian.

• 24:20Speaker 00

  And, uh, Ridiculousness is still on.

• 24:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 00

  Still going, 20 years.

• 24:24Mark Normand?

  The kid version.

• 24:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:25Sam Morril?

  Have they tried to reboot The Soup Again without you or no?

• 24:28Speaker 00

  We, uh, they did, uh, but it was during COVID hit and, uh, uh, it's a really funny comic named Jade and, uh, she, it-

• 24:41Mark Normand?

  Catapretta?

• 24:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, her.

• 24:43Speaker 00

  And, uh, really nice and, but, uh, yeah, I mean, it, we were on the air for a year before anybody watched the show.

• 24:52Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  Uh, E was very, uh, kind and let us kind of marinate and get better and so we didn't, so we were, it wa- it was basically a year before anybody started watching the show and we were so lucky because of that and, uh, and then we tried it on Netflix and, uh, after two seasons they canceled that, but, uh, that, yeah, but it now, uh, you know, YouTube clips and any clip-

• 25:19Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 25:20Speaker 00

  TikTok or Instagram instantly and so it's, all the jokes have been made unless you're doing it instantly or that night.

• 25:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:27Sam Morril?

  Was it, was it a daily, was it every night, right?

• 25:30Speaker 00

  It was weekly.

• 25:30Sam Morril?

  Weekly.

• 25:31Speaker 00

  So we would save them up and then, uh, Friday night and then pray there wasn't a mass shooting in the news.

• 25:39Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 25:40Speaker 00

  Which happened a lot.

• 25:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:42Sam Morril?

  It's such a funny reaction, like a bunch, like 14 kids get killed, you're like, fuck, now I can't make a Paris Hilton.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're like, well.

• 25:48Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 25:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, so yeah, yeah, it's good times.

• 25:51Sam Morril?

  But I remember watching it like back way back in the day and being shocked that it was good because I was like it's it was so no frills in the setup.

• 25:58Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 25:59Sam Morril?

  Oh, this is gonna this is like rinky dink, but then you're like, oh, but that's part of the charm.

• 26:02Mark Normand?

  Yes, and the jokes were good.

• 26:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 26:05Speaker 00

  That was one of the reasons why we were on for a year without anybody doing anything because it was so cheap.

• 26:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 26:11Speaker 00

  It was a camera and us and that was, yeah.

• 26:14Sam Morril?

  Wasn't it Keneer before you?

• 26:16Speaker 00

  Keneer, uh, and then John Henson.

• 26:18Mark Normand?

  Henson. With the uh, with the gray streak.

• 26:21Speaker 00

  Hal Sparks and then.

• 26:22Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 26:24Speaker 00

  Tyler.

• 26:24Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 26:25Speaker 00

  Guest host in there, but Ayesha uh, did it for a few years and then stopped in two thousand and two.

• 26:32Mark Normand?

  And then you jumped in?

• 26:34Speaker 00

  Uh, and then in two thousand and four, they wanted to reboot it, but they didn't want to call it the soup. They were like, we don't want it to be talk soup and uh, they called it the what the awards. So the show was called the what the awards, which is a terrible name.

• 26:49Sam Morril?

  Can you get a name that works?

• 26:51Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 26:52Sam Morril?

  You got like a brand.

• 26:53Speaker 00

  Well, and the new president came in and went like this terrible name, change it to talk soup or soup. I think he named it and that uh, yeah.

• 27:04Mark Normand?

  Damn, what a run. Where the hell?

• 27:07Speaker 00

  Those were the days, guys, it's going way back.

• 27:09Mark Normand?

  Well, you gotta admit, that was a lot easier light lifting than a sitcom.

• 27:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, yeah, there's a lot less uh, a lot less camera moves.

• 27:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, you had a five o'clock shadow, a loose tie.

• 27:20Speaker 00

  It's just me uh, stumbling through teleprompter.

• 27:23Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 27:24Speaker 00

  Clips and getting those, getting that uh, get the gathering of the clips and the producers, how hard they worked and the joke writing and and the the number of people that helped put it together were, it was, that was a big effort.

• 27:38Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 27:39Speaker 00

  They were great and I was so lucky.

• 27:41Mark Normand?

  And now you're doing the one percent club.

• 27:44Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 27:44Mark Normand?

  The game show, which uh, that's a fun gig.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  That's just the promo. Uh, that's the promo one.

• 27:51Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 27:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, alright. Hey, look at that, that's me.

• 27:56Mark Normand?

  What a hunk.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  That was percentage here.

• 28:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, alright.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Like me, code, poop, and poop, and not fart. This is my biggest win, man! Here's how you play the game. You are asked a question, and if you get it right, you get to answer another question. Fifty percent of the people we polled answered that correctly. If you got that wrong, welcome to the dumb house.

• 28:21Mark Normand?

  There's.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  A house for dumb people.

• 28:23Mark Normand?

  Ah, haha.

• 28:24Sam Morril?

  So yeah, Jim Jefferies hosts this version in Australia.

• 28:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Jim's our buddy. It's a, yeah, it's a huge hit in Australia.

• 28:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. And England. It was Lee Mack, I believe, did the original.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:38Mark Normand?

  But.

• 28:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we'll see. We know our fucking 1% club.

• 28:40Mark Normand?

  We, yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 00

  It's, uh, it's B, it's, uh, BBC. I think it's their property.

• 28:46Mark Normand?

  I thought it was a show about Epstein's Island. Just come off the name.

• 28:49Speaker 00

  Oh, that's, yeah, we're, that's where.

• 28:51Mark Normand?

  That's Love Island.

• 28:52Sam Morril?

  It's on Fox. Okay, cool.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  And then it's on Hulu the next day.

• 28:55Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah.

• 28:56Sam Morril?

  Oh, nice.

• 28:56Speaker 00

  I know that you guys are gonna cancel your sets to watch it.

• 28:59Mark Normand?

  Yes. Well, I got it on, uh, T-Moo. What's it called? TiVo?

• 29:03Speaker 00

  T-Moo?

• 29:04Mark Normand?

  TiVo.

• 29:05Sam Morril?

  Uh. I'm gonna watch it on Mubi.

• 29:08Mark Normand?

  I'm gonna watch it on Tubi or Paramount Plus, whatever the gutter is.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  Is TiVo still a company?

• 29:12Sam Morril?

  I don't know. We should look this up.

• 29:14Mark Normand?

  They had a good run. They had a good run.

• 29:16Sam Morril?

  It moved to Sweden. What the fuck?

• 29:17Speaker 00

  They changed everything.

• 29:18Mark Normand?

  They changed everything.

• 29:19Speaker 00

  And then people went, wait, we don't need a separate company. We'll just put them on all the cable boxes.

• 29:25Sam Morril?

  I do miss the.

• 29:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. That was big.

• 29:30Sam Morril?

  Dude, um, we watched, uh, Norman and I at a festival years ago in our hotel room in Vancouver, watched Ted together.

• 29:39Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 29:40Sam Morril?

  You're fucking great in that movie.

• 29:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, my God, Ted.

• 29:43Speaker 00

  Jeez, thank you.

• 29:44Sam Morril?

  You're so funny in that.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  It, uh, that Seth MacFarlane let me, um.

• 29:48Sam Morril?

  He let you cook?

• 29:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, he let me make a lot of jokes.

• 29:52Mark Normand?

  He's a brilliant guy.

• 29:53Sam Morril?

  You're a great villain.

• 29:54Speaker 00

  He's a brilliant guy. Thank you.

• 29:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 00

  He's one of the funnier people off that's ever lived.

• 30:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 00

  And he was. And they were shooting that because they were, you know, the bear technology and all that and

• 30:06Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Hearing him, he was just like, I don't know if this is gonna work.

• 30:09Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 30:10Speaker 00

  And then it really worked.

• 30:12Mark Normand?

  The output on that guy, it's like Family Guy, then American Dad, then Ted.

• 30:16Sam Morril?

  Dude, Ted the TV show is great.

• 30:17Mark Normand?

  Ted the TV show is great.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  I watched it all. It was great.

• 30:20Sam Morril?

  I loved it.

• 30:21Mark Normand?

  He had that cowboy movie. He does those musical episodes with like song and dance chore. It's incredible.

• 30:27Speaker 00

  Then in LA, he books this like dinner restaurant where he sings all night.

• 30:33Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  He's got an album. He's got numerous albums out.

• 30:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 00

  He's, he's a...

• 30:40Sam Morril?

  How does that work with the bears? You just hear his, is his voice just doing it and there's?

• 30:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:45Sam Morril?

  That's, so he's in the room with you?

• 30:46Speaker 00

  He's in the room and directing.

• 30:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's pretty impressive.

• 30:51Mark Normand?

  It really is.

• 30:52Speaker 00

  And he's really kind. He's super cool.

• 30:54Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah?

• 30:55Speaker 00

  And a billionaire.

• 30:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. I heard his parties are unreal.

• 30:59Speaker 00

  They're great.

• 31:00Mark Normand?

  You been to a few?

• 31:01Speaker 00

  Freak-offs?

• 31:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, pretty great.

• 31:06Mark Normand?

  Wow, yeah, I'd love to go to those parties.

• 31:08Speaker 00

  Oh, well.

• 31:09Mark Normand?

  Not the, not the freak-off, the Joel, I mean, the Seth MacFarlane.

• 31:12Sam Morril?

  Too late, dude. We already interpreted it.

• 31:13Mark Normand?

  All right, bring on the baby oil. I'll, I'll bring it.

• 31:17Speaker 00

  Gave up immediately. Well, fine, that's it.

• 31:20Mark Normand?

  BYOB.

• 31:21Sam Morril?

  What was the process for auditioning for a movie like that?

• 31:24Speaker 00

  Well, they gave me a phone call.

• 31:28Sam Morril?

  They just called you and said you're in?

• 31:29Speaker 00

  And said, would you like to do this movie?

• 31:31Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 31:32Sam Morril?

  That's pretty cool.

• 31:33Mark Normand?

  That's great.

• 31:34Speaker 00

  Can you guys do the whoa again?

• 31:35Mark Normand?

  Whoa. We're big Joey Lawrence fans.

• 31:38Speaker 00

  Well, I'd already, that was, was during Community and...

• 31:44Sam Morril?

  So they knew you could be kind of a fun dick?

• 31:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I play a lot of, and then, you know, the soup, I was a fun dick.

• 31:50Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 00

  And, and thank God for Seth MacFarlane and Wahlberg was really, I mean, they're all great. It was really fun set. And Mark Wahlberg, let me make fun of him right to his face.

• 32:02Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  And I'd be like, hey squirt, let's go. And I was like, I'm gonna be killed.

• 32:06Mark Normand?

  He's a shorter guy. You're a tall man.

• 32:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:09Mark Normand?

  He's gotta be what, 5'8"?

• 32:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, but his biceps.

• 32:14Sam Morril?

  They're big.

• 32:14Speaker 00

  I think I have big biceps and then I'm like, fucking A.

• 32:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's a beefcake.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  He wakes up at...

• 32:20Sam Morril?

  It doesn't look fun.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  No, I wanna wake up at 12:30 in the morning.

• 32:24Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 32:25Speaker 00

  Work out for six hours, play two rounds of golf.

• 32:28Mark Normand?

  And he's like 60.

• 32:31Sam Morril?

  And then like you see his thing, he's like, I gotta pray for 20 minutes. I'm like, I need those 20 minutes. I don't know, like, yeah, the sauna, the pump, 4:30 a.m. wake up.

• 32:40Mark Normand?

  No thanks.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  Why not sleep till 10 and if you're, and do it until 7 at night?

• 32:46Mark Normand?

  Yep. Well, they go to bed at 5, these people. That's the only way you can wake up at 4 in the morning.

• 32:50Speaker 00

  Like a morning radio show.

• 32:52Sam Morril?

  He is. Look at that. That's insane.

• 32:53Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 32:54Mark Normand?

  Well, pull up his calendar.

• 32:56Speaker 00

  You think about like movies, he's done, he's been able to do the thing where he can do, you know, an action movie, but then do like The Fighter or

• 33:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 00

  The Wes Anderson movie and Oscar winning, that in Boogie Nights, I mean, I was like,

• 33:10Sam Morril?

  Incredible.

• 33:10Speaker 00

  That was an Oscar winning performance.

• 33:12Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable.

• 33:12Sam Morril?

  That movie is like, it's, it's funny for how depressing it is, it's so rewatchable.

• 33:17Mark Normand?

  And funny, too.

• 33:18Sam Morril?

  It's so fun, too.

• 33:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's a blast.

• 33:20Sam Morril?

  That first half, that rise.

• 33:21Mark Normand?

  Yes. And the fireworks scene with the, was it Alfred Molina?

• 33:27Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 33:27Mark Normand?

  The tension is unbelievable.

• 33:29Sam Morril?

  So good.

• 33:29Mark Normand?

  So good.

• 33:30Sam Morril?

  But also just the rise where he's like, you know, he's winning all the awards.

• 33:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 33:34Sam Morril?

  The soundtrack where he's like, we all gotta do better, you know? Fucking crazy.

• 33:38Mark Normand?

  Heather Graham.

• 33:39Sam Morril?

  Heather Graham.

• 33:40Mark Normand?

  Roller Girl.

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Roller Girl, she was great.

• 33:42Sam Morril?

  Fucking John C. Riley. Philip Seymour Hoffman.

• 33:45Mark Normand?

  I think we have a new PTA coming out. Movie.

• 33:52Mark Normand?

  I don't know.

• 33:52Sam Morril?

  Leo, dude.

• 33:53Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 33:57Mark Normand?

  Now, is that, is that the dream to be in some like high echelon films? Or you like just riding the game show train?

• 34:06Speaker 00

  We, we were just talking about my films.

• 34:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, Ted, I'm talking about.

• 34:11Mark Normand?

  I'm not talking Ted.

• 34:12Speaker 00

  You said that Ted is not an upper echelon film?

• 34:13Mark Normand?

  That's filth.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  That is a

• 34:16Mark Normand?

  That's a lowbrow comedy. That's TV. I'm talking about Paul Thomas, Martin Scorsese, Tarantino.

• 34:23Sam Morril?

  Yeah, well, you wanna play like

• 34:24Speaker 00

  Nolan Yeah, I've been in, I've been in all their movies.

• 34:26Mark Normand?

  What? Pull them up.

• 34:28Speaker 00

  I haven't been.

• 34:29Sam Morril?

  Who, yeah, who's like, who's like someone you would kill to work with?

• 34:32Mark Normand?

  Kill?

• 34:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, murder.

• 34:33Mark Normand?

  David Lean.

• 34:35Speaker 00

  Man, he did Lawrence of Arabia.

• 34:38Mark Normand?

  That's a great film.

• 34:39Speaker 00

  Uh, I, I'm, I'm up, I'm game for anything.

• 34:44Mark Normand?

  The guy's doing the 1% club.

• 34:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, yeah, I mean, I'm, yeah, if, if Spielberg's calling, I'm, yeah.

• 34:51Mark Normand?

  You're picking up.

• 34:51Speaker 00

  He hasn't called yet.

• 34:52Mark Normand?

  He'll call.

• 34:53Sam Morril?

  He'll call.

• 34:54Mark Normand?

  He'll call.

• 34:54Sam Morril?

  He listens. He likes this pod.

• 34:55Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 34:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 00

  What's his favorite episode?

• 34:58Mark Normand?

  He liked the one.

• 34:59Sam Morril?

  Simon Rex.

• 34:59Mark Normand?

  Where we were talking about Schindler's List.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  Hey, Simon Rex. He did that, uh.

• 35:04Mark Normand?

  Red Rocket.

• 35:05Speaker 00

  Red Rocket.

• 35:05Mark Normand?

  That was great, great.

• 35:06Speaker 00

  He crushed it, dude. I mean, it was, that should have gotten.

• 35:09Sam Morril?

  He should have gotten an Oscar.

• 35:10Speaker 00

  He should have gotten an Oscar, just like Adam Sandler for Uncut Gems.

• 35:13Sam Morril?

  Oh, my God. No respect for comedian.

• 35:15Speaker 00

  That thing, what's happening? Is that our time?

• 35:18Mark Normand?

  Spielberg's calling.

• 35:21Speaker 00

  Uh huh. Hold on.

• 35:24Mark Normand?

  That's why that's here. That's the Spielberg phone.

• 35:27Speaker 00

  Yes, I'll hold for Mr. Spielberg.

• 35:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Whoa, is that Groundlings training?

• 35:33Speaker 00

  Well, it's not really, uh, mine.

• 35:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 35:36Speaker 00

  1941 season.

• 35:38Mark Normand?

  You guys aren't ready, but your kids are gonna love it.

• 35:40Sam Morril?

  You got any, you got any Rex? You got any movie Rex?

• 35:43Mark Normand?

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• 38:06Speaker 00

  Yeah? The new Adam Sandler movie, Spaceman.

• 38:08Sam Morril?

  Oh, sure.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Really? Great. It is totally different and I can't recommend it enough.

• 38:16Mark Normand?

  Wow, I'm in.

• 38:17Speaker 00

  Really great and he needs to, well, he should be nominated for that, too.

• 38:23Sam Morril?

  He's the best.

• 38:24Mark Normand?

  He is.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  He really is. That movie, and it's, you know, like, in The Martian, where it's such a good movie. And when you realize what's happening, it's like, it's just Matt Damon alone in every scene, like, looking at computers, doing little things, and you're like, I'm engaged. I want to, I'm watching every second. And this movie is, well, it's also in space, but there's just these little things and it's really fun.

• 38:53Mark Normand?

  I'm in.

• 38:54Speaker 00

  Great. I recommend it.

• 38:57Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 38:57Speaker 00

  Recommended.

• 38:59Sam Morril?

  Love it.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  I also think that he, there's, there's nobody like him. I mean, it's like, Mark Wahlberg is, they can dance in these two different worlds and do it as well as anybody that's ever lived. Thank you. I'm trying to get another job.

• 39:16Mark Normand?

  Well, his drama, I mean Punch Drunk Love, Uncut Gems.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:19Mark Normand?

  I mean, he's great.

• 39:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:20Mark Normand?

  He can do it all.

• 39:21Sam Morril?

  It's banglest.

• 39:21Speaker 00

  Watch the movie. It's from a ways ago, but it's called Slow West with Michael Fassbender.

• 39:26Mark Normand?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 39:26Sam Morril?

  Oh, put, write that one down. Oh, yeah.

• 39:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 39:29Speaker 00

  Uh, it's going a few. Yeah.

• 39:31Mark Normand?

  I love a western.

• 39:32Speaker 00

  Uh, and you see Rotten Tomatoes.

• 39:33Sam Morril?

  Western for coming back.

• 39:35Mark Normand?

  They are.

• 39:35Speaker 00

  They have come back.

• 39:36Mark Normand?

  They've been back.

• 39:37Sam Morril?

  They're like, they've been back, but it's like.

• 39:38Speaker 00

  This was during the non, this is how many years ago? 2015, so.

• 39:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, 10 years.

• 39:44Sam Morril?

  They've been back, but I feel like they went away for like a long time.

• 39:46Mark Normand?

  Big time.

• 39:47Speaker 00

  Because, uh, Hollywood was like, well, the western is dead because sci-fi has replaced.

• 39:52Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 39:53Speaker 00

  And, uh, that was bull, and then come, you know, COVID.

• 39:59Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 39:59Speaker 00

  And the most, the three most popular things, if you had said, if you had said in, oh, 2015, in five years, there'd be a worldwide pandemic and the biggest star on the planet would be Kevin Costner.

• 40:11Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  Starring in a western soap opera.

• 40:15Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:16Sam Morril?

  That show turned me into a Republican, dude.

• 40:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, and.

• 40:19Sam Morril?

  They're trying to take this white guy's land. This is bullshit.

• 40:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then you'd be like, oh, and there's, what else is popular? Uh, it's this Korean language murder game show.

• 40:28Mark Normand?

  Uh, right.

• 40:29Speaker 00

  If you had told an executive this, they'd be like, I don't think so. What else? Oh, it's this documentary about a guy that has a private tiger zoo and.

• 40:36Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  Uh, on methamphetamine and, uh, a murderer and, uh, he was like, oh.

• 40:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 40:42Speaker 00

  I don't think that's any, that's never going to be, and all those things were true.

• 40:47Mark Normand?

  It's all unpredictable. Yeah, you're right. But that's what America like. We go, we've seen a million of this. Oh, what's this Korean game show thing? Let's try that.

• 40:55Sam Morril?

  You brought up Yellowstone. It's like, you know, uh, Hell or High Water. I was like, oh, this is like.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  It's one of the greatest.

• 41:00Mark Normand?

  Amazing.

• 41:01Sam Morril?

  I think it's one of the best movies of the last 25 years.

• 41:04Mark Normand?

  Amazing. Ben Foster is incredible.

• 41:05Speaker 00

  So good. And when they're saying goodbye to his mom, like in the, I was like, oh, good lord.

• 41:10Sam Morril?

  It's, that's like, one, it's like a bank robbery, like kind of heist western movie. It's like, it does everything perfectly.

• 41:18Speaker 00

  Like, it is Brian De Palma level, like during the action stuff, it is like.

• 41:23Mark Normand?

  Yes. How is this gonna go down?

• 41:25Sam Morril?

  Dude, Scarface was on TV the other day and I just, and I just, I was just like, I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid. And I was just like, this is like trashy fun as hell. It's so ridiculous. I love it.

• 41:35Speaker 00

  Uh, The Presence. I liked that movie.

• 41:37Mark Normand?

  Pull that up.

• 41:37Sam Morril?

  I don't know it.

• 41:38Mark Normand?

  These are great recs.

• 41:39Sam Morril?

  Recs, I'm fine.

• 41:40Speaker 00

  It's the Steven Soderbergh horror film that came out last year.

• 41:43Mark Normand?

  Oh geez, I'm embarrassed.

• 41:45Speaker 00

  It's great.

• 41:46Mark Normand?

  All right.

• 41:47Sam Morril?

  Soderbergh's great.

• 41:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he's good.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  Yes, did you like my Steven Soderbergh movie?

• 41:51Sam Morril?

  What was that? The informant?

• 41:54Speaker 00

  Yes!

• 41:55Sam Morril?

  I got it!

• 41:57Sam Morril?

  You know who else is in that? Tom Papa.

• 41:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Matt Damon.

• 42:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was.

• 42:01Sam Morril?

  That was a good movie.

• 42:02Mark Normand?

  Good movie, good movie.

• 42:04Speaker 00

  There's another one where Matt Damon should have got a nomination.

• 42:06Sam Morril?

  He got big and fat for that shit. Give a guy an apple.

• 42:08Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 00

  And then he did Invictus.

• 42:11Mark Normand?

  I'm doing it for free.

• 42:12Speaker 00

  Wow! He did a rugby movie right after that.

• 42:16Mark Normand?

  And he did that, what was it? Courage Under Fire? What was that one where he lost eight million pounds?

• 42:20Speaker 00

  That was.

• 42:20Sam Morril?

  Oh yeah.

• 42:21Speaker 00

  What put him on the map.

• 42:22Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 42:22Speaker 00

  With Meg Ryan and Denzel Washington.

• 42:24Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  And.

• 42:25Mark Normand?

  Not Courage Under Fire.

• 42:26Sam Morril?

  It is.

• 42:26Mark Normand?

  Is it? Okay.

• 42:27Speaker 00

  Not the greatest title of all time, but really.

• 42:31Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's a bad, it's a bad title.

• 42:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that put him on, him and The Machinist. Everybody had to get skinny once.

• 42:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 42:38Mark Normand?

  Uh, Christian Bale did The Machinist where he lost eight million pounds.

• 42:41Sam Morril?

  I got a good movie right for you.

• 42:42Mark Normand?

  Please.

• 42:42Sam Morril?

  I just watched this movie over the weekend. I was just flipping through. I couldn't find something to watch. Uh, Blue Rune. Have you seen this?

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Oh, it's amazing.

• 42:50Sam Morril?

  It's insane.

• 42:50Mark Normand?

  Never heard of it.

• 42:51Speaker 00

  It's so good.

• 42:52Sam Morril?

  It's like a low budget, awesome revenge movie. It's, it's so good.

• 42:56Speaker 00

  Great.

• 42:57Mark Normand?

  Blue Room?

• 42:57Speaker 00

  And that actor in it is, uh, what's his name? He's so.

• 43:01Sam Morril?

  Pull it up.

• 43:02Mark Normand?

  Is this it? The Blue Room? Is it American?

• 43:04Sam Morril?

  R U I N.

• 43:05Mark Normand?

  Oh. Oh, Ruin.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  He's also, uh, what's his name? I'm so, that's terrible.

• 43:12Sam Morril?

  Oh, get his name.

• 43:13Speaker 00

  Uh. Sorry.

• 43:15Mark Normand?

  What the hell is this?

• 43:16Speaker 00

  He's a very nice man, too. Macon Blair, so.

• 43:20Sam Morril?

  Whoa. He's awesome.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  He's in, um.

• 43:22Sam Morril?

  It's awesome.

• 43:24Speaker 00

  He's also a good, great director. And then have you seen Green Room?

• 43:27Sam Morril?

  No, but I've had that locked up for next. It was the same director.

• 43:31Speaker 00

  One of the greatest.

• 43:32Sam Morril?

  That actor died.

• 43:34Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 43:35Sam Morril?

  Really good actor.

• 43:36Speaker 00

  Jeremy Solner. He just came out with that, uh, another movie this year that's getting all this recognition that.

• 43:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 43:42Speaker 00

  Green Room is one of the greatest.

• 43:43Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 43:44Speaker 00

  Look, Patrick Stewart is a white supremacist.

• 43:45Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 43:46Speaker 00

  It's about a punk band that gets booked into a white supremacist bar.

• 43:49Mark Normand?

  I'm in.

• 43:50Speaker 00

  And then they're stuck in the green room.

• 43:51Sam Morril?

  We played that gig. Fuck, get me out of here.

• 43:54Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's basically one presenters. They spend part of the time going like, what the fuck gig is this?

• 43:58Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 43:59Sam Morril?

  They just said that they would.

• 44:01Mark Normand?

  Holy shit. What a premise. Alright, I'm in.

• 44:04Sam Morril?

  They're not really responding to my observation.

• 44:08Mark Normand?

  That'll like my.

• 44:09Speaker 00

  Oh, Rebel Ridge. I, that's Solner's new movie.

• 44:12Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 44:13Speaker 00

  Great.

• 44:13Sam Morril?

  Yeah, no, I'm pumped to die.

• 44:15Speaker 00

  That kid, that, that actor is.

• 44:17Sam Morril?

  Blue Rune, dude.

• 44:18Mark Normand?

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 44:19Sam Morril?

  It's sick. You gotta finish another round, too.

• 44:21Mark Normand?

  I know, I gotta finish that.

• 44:22Speaker 00

  Another round is one of my favorite movies.

• 44:23Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 44:24Speaker 00

  Hey, come on. Riders of Justice?

• 44:27Sam Morril?

  Which one's that?

• 44:27Mark Normand?

  Pull it up.

• 44:28Speaker 00

  Pull up Riders of Justice.

• 44:29Sam Morril?

  Movie geek out sesh.

• 44:31Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 44:31Speaker 00

  This is, I love Googling with you guys.

• 44:33Mark Normand?

  It's fun Google.

• 44:35Speaker 00

  Alright, so it's a terrible name. It's a Swedish movie.

• 44:38Sam Morril?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 44:39Mark Normand?

  It's a bad name.

• 44:40Speaker 00

  Same thing with Matt's, same, but it's.

• 44:42Sam Morril?

  Ashton Kutcher's in it.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  Ashton Kutcher, it's, no, don't play the, don't, don't, don't play it, don't.

• 44:47Mark Normand?

  I don't wanna know anything.

• 44:48Sam Morril?

  But it's awesome. Can you guys, can you make a list of these guys?

• 44:51Speaker 00

  All the, all you, but that movie is so great.

• 44:55Mark Normand?

  Can we get the premise?

• 44:56Speaker 00

  Um.

• 44:57Mark Normand?

  Loose plot?

• 44:59Speaker 00

  Okay, it's about this, they have this rehearsal space and they were like, we should make a musical.

• 45:04Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 45:04Speaker 00

  Okay, no, it's not. Uh.

• 45:06Sam Morril?

  I don't know. Hey, we're open minded folks.

• 45:09Speaker 00

  And this is, the, I'll just say it's a revenge movie.

• 45:12Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright, alright, I love it.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  So the guy, the, Another Round guy, who also made that movie with Matt Mickelson, they made a movie called, uh.

• 45:21Sam Morril?

  The Hunt?

• 45:21Speaker 00

  The Hunt.

• 45:22Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  It's a good one. I, and that movie, that movie, it's not, well, also The Hunt with Betty Galpin is great.

• 45:29Sam Morril?

  The Hunt is like cancel culture before cancel culture.

• 45:32Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 45:32Sam Morril?

  It's good.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  They're so high in that, in the Matt Mickelson.

• 45:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 45:36Speaker 00

  Uh, that movie, it is.

• 45:38Sam Morril?

  He's awesome.

• 45:38Speaker 00

  You, you start watching that movie, you're like, okay, what's, and then there's the moment you're like, oh my.

• 45:44Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 45:44Speaker 00

  Hard to, there are things they're doing in this movie, I'm like, you could never make this in America.

• 45:49Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 45:49Speaker 00

  Edgy as we think it is.

• 45:51Sam Morril?

  No, we don't think, I.

• 45:52Speaker 00

  It would never be able to be.

• 45:53Sam Morril?

  Well, they just remade that movie Speak No Evil.

• 45:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:57Sam Morril?

  And they, look, that's like the darkest fucking movie ever, but they just remade it with James McAvoy, and I liked the remake, but it was a different ending.

• 46:04Mark Normand?

  Toned down.

• 46:05Sam Morril?

  They completely changed the ending.

• 46:06Mark Normand?

  Got it.

• 46:06Sam Morril?

  Cause it had to.

• 46:07Speaker 00

  Did you like to, talk to me?

• 46:09Mark Normand?

  I've heard great things.

• 46:11Speaker 00

  Oh, and I thought it was called Talk to the Hand.

• 46:15Sam Morril?

  Well, that's like.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  Did you guys see Talk to the Hand?

• 46:18Sam Morril?

  I saw this because Dana Gould just hits me with movie wrecks all the time and I just trust his taste. He knows I'm not a big horror guy, but he's like, still watches and I was like, yeah, it was pretty fucking good. I'm just not a huge horror guy, but it was.

• 46:29Speaker 00

  Do you get scared for real?

• 46:31Sam Morril?

  I just, it's just not, I just don't like being like, I don't like that film.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  But if it wasn't jump scare and it was just.

• 46:38Sam Morril?

  Thrills I can do, like thriller I like.

• 46:41Mark Normand?

  I love a thriller.

• 46:42Sam Morril?

  But yeah, horrors, I know like it's a, it's a blind spot for me with movies. I don't like the classics.

• 46:47Mark Normand?

  I don't love it either.

• 46:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 46:48Mark Normand?

  It's no character relevant. It's all about the fear more than the plot, I think.

• 46:52Sam Morril?

  I like like the great, like there's some great horrors.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  That's not true.

• 46:54Mark Normand?

  Well, there's great ones, don't get me wrong, but.

• 46:56Speaker 00

  You can have character development and be terrified.

• 46:59Sam Morril?

  Well, I love Carrie. I love.

• 47:01Mark Normand?

  I love Carrie.

• 47:01Sam Morril?

  I love Psycho.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:02Mark Normand?

  Love Psycho.

• 47:03Sam Morril?

  I love the classics, you know?

• 47:05Mark Normand?

  I don't.

• 47:06Speaker 00

  A lot of character development.

• 47:07Mark Normand?

  I don't like Saw. I hate Saw.

• 47:09Sam Morril?

  I hate that shit.

• 47:10Mark Normand?

  Okay, okay.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  That's torture porn. I'm like, alright.

• 47:13Mark Normand?

  Hostile, not for me.

• 47:15Speaker 00

  No, I mean either.

• 47:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 47:16Speaker 00

  Unless they would like to work with me.

• 47:17Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 47:19Sam Morril?

  You wouldn't be a good murderer. I can see you pulling it off.

• 47:22Mark Normand?

  I played murderers.

• 47:23Sam Morril?

  In what movie were you a murderer?

• 47:24Speaker 00

  Assassination Nation.

• 47:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, pull it up.

• 47:27Speaker 00

  Uh, it didn't do well at the box office, but um, it's uh.

• 47:33Mark Normand?

  Good title.

• 47:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is, uh, but I had a great time.

• 47:36Mark Normand?

  Ah, you see, pre-white guilt. Now, let me uh.

• 47:41Speaker 00

  During the white guilt.

• 47:42Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay. Well, uh, I got a movie wreck. I'm gonna change gears here. Hey, 74, nothing to sneeze at.

• 47:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:50Mark Normand?

  Okay. Female lead, I don't care for that, but.

• 47:53Speaker 00

  Wow, alright, there we go.

• 47:56Mark Normand?

  Just joking, but.

• 47:59Mark Normand?

  Pee Wee Herman doc.

• 48:01Speaker 00

  I hear it's amazing.

• 48:02Mark Normand?

  Oh my god, I was a tearjerker. He's great, um, Paul Reubens. I watched this, I was obsessed with Pee Wee as a kid. And the movie tells you all you wanna know, all the behind the scenes stuff.

• 48:13Sam Morril?

  What's it on?

• 48:14Mark Normand?

  HBO. Incredible. It's a two parter, couldn't put it down.

• 48:18Speaker 00

  Can you high road you right now?

• 48:19Mark Normand?

  Please.

• 48:20Speaker 00

  I was friends with him.

• 48:22Mark Normand?

  Get the fuck out of here, Paul Reubens was.

• 48:24Sam Morril?

  I heard he was the coolest dude.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  The coolest.

• 48:27Sam Morril?

  He really got fucked over that.

• 48:28Mark Normand?

  He got fucked.

• 48:29Speaker 00

  He did.

• 48:30Mark Normand?

  He talks about, that's all in there. He's so.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  We did, we did Wheel of Fortune together.

• 48:38Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 48:38Speaker 00

  There we are, that's.

• 48:40Sam Morril?

  Oh shit.

• 48:40Speaker 00

  That was, that was good.

• 48:41Mark Normand?

  That Kimmel.

• 48:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was, that was 10 years ago.

• 48:46Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 48:47Speaker 00

  He was so, and fucking funny, man.

• 48:49Mark Normand?

  So funny, so talented. He's just funny in the face to face interview. He's funny and charming and really interesting guy. Takes over the whole thing. It's great.

• 48:58Speaker 00

  Remember him in Blow?

• 49:00Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  Derek for real, dude.

• 49:02Mark Normand?

  The what?

• 49:03Speaker 00

  Derek fucking for real.

• 49:04Mark Normand?

  That was his name, yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 00

  And he had, he did that thing, which was like, you could see that like the stress that, like the, as more cocaine was coming in, like the stress.

• 49:14Sam Morril?

  Blow's kind of underrated.

• 49:15Mark Normand?

  I love.

• 49:16Speaker 00

  Yes, I think it gets because of the ending, because the ending is so real, like, well, he went to jail. And never came out.

• 49:24Mark Normand?

  That's a true story.

• 49:24Speaker 00

  It's just like, like a lot of these high level cocaine dealers, they just never, they just go to jail, their life is ruined and then, then people are like, well, the ending is like.

• 49:34Mark Normand?

  It's true. It's true.

• 49:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you wanted a feel good drug smuggling movie?

• 49:39Speaker 00

  You're like, guys, we did it. We did it.

• 49:42Sam Morril?

  No, it's Ray Liotta, great cast too.

• 49:44Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, Penelope Cruz.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  Do you have any fond memories about Paul you'd like to share, like something you did together?

• 49:50Speaker 00

  Paul Reubens?

• 49:50Speaker 04

  And what did I say?

• 49:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  Paulie?

• 49:52Speaker 04

  Oh, Paul Reubens, yeah.

• 49:54Speaker 00

  Paulie Shore. I have fond memories of him.

• 49:57Mark Normand?

  The Whiz.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  Uh, fond memories, I, he's, whenever, we would text and chat and, uh, one time we were going to this party and he was like, can I call you? I want to, we talk about what we're gonna wear. I'm like, okay. And then I'll be like, hon, I'm just gonna talk to Paul Reubens here. Someone just pee out asparagus?

• 50:22Mark Normand?

  It says I got a whiff myself.

• 50:23Sam Morril?

  What is it?

• 50:25Mark Normand?

  They're cooking.

• 50:28Speaker 00

  They're steaming vegetables for hours.

• 50:30Mark Normand?

  Came through the vent. Wow, that is pungent.

• 50:34Sam Morril?

  Doesn't smell bad.

• 50:35Speaker 00

  We're gonna die.

• 50:36Mark Normand?

  I'd eat it.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  You would?

• 50:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'd eat that by most, most things. Sure, I would love to, but.

• 50:43Sam Morril?

  I'm an easy eater. I'll eat anything.

• 50:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, butt, vagina, dick, you call it. You name it, I'll eat it. Uh, wait, I had a thing about Paul Reubens. Oh, he got screwed twice. He did the jerk off in the theater. That was the big news. And then he cleared himself of that finally. Took 10 years to get over it. Therapy, he was depressed. Then they said he had child porn. And that one didn't get as much buzz, but he beat it in court to the magazine. But no, he beat it in court, but he got the child porn charge. And it was because they found one, he had all this gay porn. He was a homosexual man. But they found his gay porn and one, the guy looked kinda young, but he was 18 or something. So it was fine.

• 51:28Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 51:28Mark Normand?

  But yeah, poor guy, had a rough, the back half was rough.

• 51:33Sam Morril?

  Also, like, aren't, I mean, I've never been to one of those movie theaters, but isn't that what people do in those theaters? Don't they just jerk off in there?

• 51:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I guess, but when you got a guy named Pee Wee and he's a celebrity, I don't know.

• 51:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 51:45Speaker 00

  I don't know if those theaters exist anymore.

• 51:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's funny, I watch all those old.

• 51:50Speaker 00

  That happened to, uh.

• 51:51Sam Morril?

  New York movies.

• 51:52Mark Normand?

  Fred Willard. Yeah.

• 51:53Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 51:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 51:55Sam Morril?

  Holy shit.

• 51:56Mark Normand?

  Fred Willard.

• 51:57Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 51:57Mark Normand?

  You wanna go, hey, man, get a laptop. Also dead.

• 52:01Sam Morril?

  It's also the people you least respect. Like, I didn't think you'd say Fred Willard. I thought you said like Andy Dick or something.

• 52:07Mark Normand?

  Well, he did it, wouldn't even make the news. Be like, yeah, it's a Tuesday.

• 52:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 52:11Mark Normand?

  But yeah, Fred Willard's the man.

• 52:13Sam Morril?

  He was great.

• 52:13Speaker 00

  Very nice man.

• 52:14Sam Morril?

  Dude. Do you knew him too?

• 52:15Mark Normand?

  I did.

• 52:16Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 52:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah. What a run.

• 52:18Speaker 00

  Uh, he was on Community.

• 52:20Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 52:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you had great guest stars on.

• 52:24Mark Normand?

  You did.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:25Sam Morril?

  You had John Oliver on there. He was a character, I guess, on it. Guest star, but.

• 52:28Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Uh, yeah. And he's, yeah, Jack.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Black came on.

• 52:33Sam Morril?

  That's right.

• 52:34Mark Normand?

  And Donald Glover, genius. I mean, the music, the acting, the stand-up.

• 52:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:39Mark Normand?

  He's got it all. The writing.

• 52:40Speaker 00

  He's the candy store of talented.

• 52:42Mark Normand?

  He is.

• 52:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's.

• 52:44Sam Morril?

  You guys are still buddies?

• 52:46Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, I'm in, uh, flying home on his jet right now.

• 52:49Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 52:50Sam Morril?

  Are you serious?

• 52:51Speaker 00

  No.

• 52:52Mark Normand?

  Tell me it's a high.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  No, he's just the nicest man.

• 52:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 00

  And so talented, it's cra- and he's the funniest guy you've ever.

• 53:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, his, his stand-up was great.

• 53:03Mark Normand?

  Great stand-up.

• 53:04Speaker 00

  And doesn't have to, doesn't do it now.

• 53:07Mark Normand?

  I know, he doesn't have to.

• 53:08Speaker 00

  Like, I think I'll fill up SoFi for just the music.

• 53:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 53:13Speaker 00

  Jeez.

• 53:13Mark Normand?

  He started, we started together, and he was blowing up. He was like writing 30 rock episodes while we were at open mics and all this shit.

• 53:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:20Mark Normand?

  And, uh, he was so, couldn't have been nicer. He was always nice to me. I was way beneath him, and he was always sweet and generous. He had a show in Queens, he put us all on it. He was great.

• 53:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, the man is, I love him.

• 53:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good egg.

• 53:34Speaker 00

  I would, I would love to, uh, be with him.

• 53:38Mark Normand?

  All right. Not great shirtless, I'll say.

• 53:40Speaker 00

  Really?

• 53:40Mark Normand?

  When he did, uh, This Is America, or whatever that song that fucking went crazy viral.

• 53:44Sam Morril?

  I feel like.

• 53:45Mark Normand?

  All right, I take it all back.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 53:46Mark Normand?

  Pull that video up, though. He didn't look great. There it is in the bottom left.

• 53:50Sam Morril?

  We expect everyone to look like Ja Rule.

• 53:52Mark Normand?

  I guess so. That's not, that's not impressive to me.

• 53:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you gotta get in the weight room a little bit.

• 53:58Mark Normand?

  I'm just saying, if you're doing a shirtless, some music video that's gonna go bananas viral, you gotta, maybe want a little Deaf-ness.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  All right, well, I mean.

• 54:07Mark Normand?

  I'm just nitpicking here.

• 54:08Speaker 00

  Talking about one of the.

• 54:09Sam Morril?

  He looks good there.

• 54:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, see, he's got it in him. He can do it.

• 54:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, uh, yeah, he looks pretty good, even, I, yeah, yeah.

• 54:17Mark Normand?

  I mean, you're clearly on Ozempic.

• 54:19Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 54:20Mark Normand?

  Look, I mean, look at that.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  It's HGH.

• 54:22Mark Normand?

  That's what we call doughy.

• 54:23Speaker 00

  I got the full Joe Rogan cocktail.

• 54:27Mark Normand?

  Little alpha brain. Now, can I ask a, a weird question that you're not gonna like? Or should we just wrap it up?

• 54:35Mark Normand?

  We can always edit.

• 54:36Sam Morril?

  Go weird.

• 54:37Mark Normand?

  So, I'm 41.

• 54:39Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 54:40Mark Normand?

  And I am, uh, gonna do the, the hair.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  It does touch me when you said.

• 54:44Mark Normand?

  Sorry.

• 54:44Speaker 00

  It's gonna be a weird question. You touched my shoulder.

• 54:47Mark Normand?

  Uh, he touched my leg.

• 54:48Speaker 00

  No, tell me the weird question.

• 54:49Mark Normand?

  Alright, so, uh, I'm do- I'm gonna do the hair transplant, I think.

• 54:53Sam Morril?

  Why?

• 54:53Mark Normand?

  I-

• 54:54Speaker 00

  Weird?

• 54:54Mark Normand?

  Well, we, you know, we have the internet, we can see Kimmel, we can see Seth MacFarlane.

• 54:59Speaker 00

  Everybody.

• 54:59Mark Normand?

  Everybody. And your hair looks amazing.

• 55:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm fully bald. This is, yeah.

• 55:03Mark Normand?

  Okay, I didn't, I didn't wanna broach it. Four?

• 55:07Sam Morril?

  Four?

• 55:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. I did it way back when, when it was a strip, which was, uh, painful.

• 55:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 55:12Speaker 00

  Uh, don't do the strip.

• 55:13Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 55:13Speaker 00

  Uh, do plucking.

• 55:14Mark Normand?

  The back of the hair strip, you're talking.

• 55:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, now they pluck it from the whole back section and it's a miracle.

• 55:21Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 55:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's great. Do it now.

• 55:23Mark Normand?

  Can I get your guy?

• 55:24Speaker 00

  Parsi Mohibi.

• 55:26Mark Normand?

  Oh. Shout out.

• 55:28Speaker 00

  P-A-R-S-I-M-O-H. It should come up.

• 55:32Sam Morril?

  Where is your guy in LA?

• 55:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 55:34Sam Morril?

  But what about everyone going to, are you gonna go to Turkey?

• 55:36Speaker 00

  A lot of people go to Turkey, but just make sure, I can get you a guy, a name of a guy in Turkey, but just make sure you, cause if somebody's like, "I'll do it for $3,000," then you don't.

• 55:46Sam Morril?

  You would do that.

• 55:46Mark Normand?

  I know, I would do it. I would get my ball hair pulled.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  Hey, you, you, you get what you pay for, so.

• 55:51Mark Normand?

  So, how, I mean, you, you make a lot more, uh, money than I do.

• 55:55Speaker 00

  I make a lot more money than you.

• 55:56Mark Normand?

  So...

• 55:57Speaker 00

  I mean, like, it's not even close.

• 55:59Mark Normand?

  So what do we, what do we, can I get a ballpark?

• 56:02Speaker 00

  $10,000?

• 56:03Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 56:04Speaker 00

  It might have gone up.

• 56:05Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright. Uh- For the rest, your hair for the rest of your life, I think that's worth it.

• 56:09Speaker 00

  It is, and it's your hair.

• 56:10Sam Morril?

  But why do you have to do it four times, though?

• 56:12Speaker 00

  Well, because if you will keep going, you're still not gonna, you're still going bald. So that hair is still falling out. But the hair that you put there is growing.

• 56:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 00

  But it's, you'll still thin, cause the hair that was going to fall out is going to fall out.

• 56:26Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 56:26Speaker 00

  That's why you have to.

• 56:27Mark Normand?

  Wow. How's the recovery? I'm a busy man. I got pods to do, I got big stars to...

• 56:33Speaker 00

  It, it suck up.

• 56:34Sam Morril?

  You're gonna have a bounty fucking towel in your head during this.

• 56:36Mark Normand?

  Gotta go to Turbin.

• 56:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, they send you home with, uh, Tylenol.

• 56:40Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 56:40Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, if you shave your head, it goes faster.

• 56:44Mark Normand?

  Ugh, I don't wanna do that.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  You'll be fine.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  Can we talk about this real quick?

• 56:49Mark Normand?

  Huh?

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Can we talk about this real quick? This is the female version. This is Kris Kardashian. That's her face, today.

• 56:55Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 56:56Speaker 04

  There's a new facelift. That's her, that's not her daughter.

• 56:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, she looks good.

• 57:01Mark Normand?

  We're talking about hair here. How did we get to this?

• 57:03Speaker 04

  Buzz, it's a female version.

• 57:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  If you look at his hairline. Like, oh boy.

• 57:09Sam Morril?

  He's been here a while.

• 57:10Speaker 04

  Trying to get it off hair.

• 57:12Mark Normand?

  That's gonna be more than 10K.

• 57:15Speaker 00

  That's...

• 57:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah, look at that.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  That's insane.

• 57:17Speaker 00

  But also...

• 57:18Mark Normand?

  He looks great.

• 57:18Sam Morril?

  Lighting.

• 57:19Mark Normand?

  I like an older broad, though. I think the left, I would still go down on.

• 57:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm with you, dude. We don't need to, we don't need to fight God this hard.

• 57:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 57:27Sam Morril?

  It's weeks.

• 57:27Mark Normand?

  I think Mark Wahlberg said that.

• 57:29Speaker 00

  That's gonna be the name of my, uh...

• 57:31Mark Normand?

  Fighting God.

• 57:32Sam Morril?

  That's not a bad name.

• 57:33Mark Normand?

  Dr. Joel McHale. Fighting God.

• 57:36Sam Morril?

  Well, I think, do you think he needs it?

• 57:38Mark Normand?

  I mean...

• 57:39Speaker 00

  Let's see, let's pull your, there.

• 57:41Mark Normand?

  Ah, well, I mean, I got the power alleys, no joke.

• 57:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, and you're thinning on top, so yeah, you gotta...

• 57:47Mark Normand?

  There you go. So I'm gonna do it.

• 57:50Speaker 00

  You're a 54-year-old man, you should do it.

• 57:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But I'm worried about the recovery.

• 57:54Speaker 00

  No, I can't recommend it enough.

• 57:55Mark Normand?

  Do you do the ball cap for a while, or is that the move?

• 57:58Speaker 00

  No, it's baseball hats.

• 58:00Mark Normand?

  That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'll go to...

• 58:02Speaker 00

  Oh, I think you said bald cap.

• 58:03Mark Normand?

  No, that's what I'm trying to...

• 58:05Speaker 00

  Weird move to be like...

• 58:07Mark Normand?

  Ball cap?

• 58:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:09Mark Normand?

  Maybe I'll go Yama...

• 58:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah, go to the Halloween store. Grab yourself a Professor X.

• 58:14Speaker 00

  Go get a consultation.

• 58:15Mark Normand?

  I will.

• 58:16Speaker 00

  The wait is like a year and a half.

• 58:17Mark Normand?

  I know. I know. Well, why can't we cure this with a pill? Like, we got, we got boner pill, we can't get a hair pill?

• 58:23Sam Morril?

  Go to Turkey.

• 58:24Speaker 00

  They're still...

• 58:24Sam Morril?

  Do a gig.

• 58:25Speaker 00

  On that.

• 58:26Sam Morril?

  Then you'll get beheaded, you'll lose your whole head.

• 58:29Speaker 00

  They really are still working on, like, trying to unlock the DNA, but they thought that was gonna be solved 15 years...

• 58:34Mark Normand?

  They really did, and I did too. I was like, here we go.

• 58:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you watch old movies and they're like, whoa, flying cars in no time. It's like the movies from like 84.

• 58:41Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 58:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, who would've thought that, uh, Demolition Man would be the...

• 58:45Sam Morril?

  Who would've thought that'd be wrong?

• 58:47Speaker 00

  He's the most, uh...

• 58:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 58:48Sam Morril?

  Although it got some shit right. They did, they had President Schwarzenegger, and like, he was governor.

• 58:52Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 58:52Sam Morril?

  He was governor.

• 58:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, Idiocracy got everything right.

• 58:55Mark Normand?

  That's true. All right.

• 58:57Speaker 00

  Right.

• 58:57Sam Morril?

  Demolition Man's pretty fun, too.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  It is. No, there's a bunch of things in it they got right.

• 59:01Mark Normand?

  Three, uh, seashells.

• 59:04Speaker 00

  If you type in, what did Demolition Man predict about the future?

• 59:08Sam Morril?

  But go to the news, dude. I'm kidding.

• 59:12Speaker 00

  The news about...

• 59:14Sam Morril?

  Demolition Man.

• 59:19Speaker 00

  Self-driving cars, voice activated voice.

• 59:21Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's good. Video conferencing.

• 59:23Speaker 00

  Rise of Taco Bell.

• 59:25Mark Normand?

  Taco Bell Cantina, taking over the world.

• 59:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're.

• 59:28Sam Morril?

  Get drunk at Taco Bell, dude.

• 59:30Mark Normand?

  That's true. They got margaritas.

• 59:32Sam Morril?

  Any, uh, any pet peeves, guys?

• 59:36Mark Normand?

  It's part of the show.

• 59:38Speaker 00

  It is?

• 59:38Sam Morril?

  The fans will love you if you have it.

• 59:40Mark Normand?

  Wait, I had one locked.

• 59:41Speaker 00

  I got, I got. It was quite a transition.

• 59:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, I got.

• 59:43Speaker 00

  Anyway, damn illusion, man.

• 59:45Mark Normand?

  I got one while you're pulling it up. We do peeves on every show, so that didn't come out of left field. But, uh, people who get hair transplants but won't admit it. No, no. How about this?

• 59:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:57Mark Normand?

  The guy who goes.

• 59:58Speaker 00

  Touch your shoulder when they start a question off?

• 1:00:01Mark Normand?

  Sorry.

• 1:00:01Sam Morril?

  It's actually a good peeve.

• 1:00:04Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 1:00:04Sam Morril?

  A leg touch is worse.

• 1:00:05Mark Normand?

  I'm not gonna touch your leg, unless you want me to.

• 1:00:09Mark Normand?

  Thank you. I don't mind. Touch me. I'm immune.

• 1:00:12Speaker 00

  Now, when you say touch me, then it's like, oh, boy.

• 1:00:15Mark Normand?

  So, uh, I, you know, I do gigs. I'm a comedian. We do gigs every weekend all over the country. I had a gig in Rochester. It's a seven-hour drive.

• 1:00:24Sam Morril?

  Ooh, I already know where you're going.

• 1:00:26Mark Normand?

  Now, my opener does, he hates flying, so he's like, "You know, if you drive there, it's seven hours. But you can fly. You gotta get to the airport an hour early. You gotta be at the airport, then the flight's an hour, then you gotta land at the airport, then you gotta get an Uber, then you gotta get to the hotel." It comes out to about seven hours.

• 1:00:43Sam Morril?

  No, it does.

• 1:00:43Mark Normand?

  And I'm like, "It's a 44-minute flight. LaGuardia's 20 minutes from my house. You're crazy." But he does the whole, like, if you drive and fly, uh, this guy Raj. But he was like, "Yeah, if you drive and fly, it's kind of the same." The peeve is the guy who bullshit you about, because he'd rather drive. So he's doing the whole, an hour flight plus a seven-hour drive. They're pretty much the same when you factor all the Ubers in and the getting there an hour early. I'm like, "Get the fuck out of here." That's my peeve.

• 1:01:09Sam Morril?

  I will say.

• 1:01:10Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:01:10Sam Morril?

  I hate that fucking, I did that, I have a, like, a long bit in my act right now about a flight that I thought was gonna go down on my way to Rochester.

• 1:01:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:18Sam Morril?

  And it was literally like, the night before, Jim Norden was like, "I fucking hate that little plane."

• 1:01:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:23Sam Morril?

  And of course, the next day, the plane just started shaking to drive. It was one of those things. It was the worst flight of my life.

• 1:01:27Mark Normand?

  It's a bad flight.

• 1:01:28Sam Morril?

  But, yeah, but I relate to this peeve, dude. They just want what they want.

• 1:01:32Mark Normand?

  That's what it is. Just tell me that.

• 1:01:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Mark Normand?

  Don't give me the, "It's the same time."

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, just go, "I'm afraid of flying."

• 1:01:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  "And I would prefer to drive."

• 1:01:40Mark Normand?

  Yes, that's fine.

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Mark Normand?

  And I'll go, "Okay, you drive, I'll fly." How about that?

• 1:01:45Sam Morril?

  Is that what happened?

• 1:01:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah. And I got there and I was like, I'm in my hotel jerking off and he's like, I got four hours to go.

• 1:01:51Speaker 00

  Exactly.

• 1:01:52Mark Normand?

  I'll see you in hell.

• 1:01:53Speaker 00

  Wait, so he, wait, did you drive or fly?

• 1:01:55Mark Normand?

  I flew.

• 1:01:55Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 1:01:56Sam Morril?

  And he drew.

• 1:01:56Mark Normand?

  And he drew.

• 1:01:57Sam Morril?

  He drew. Drew.

• 1:02:00Mark Normand?

  Now, alright, what would you got?

• 1:02:02Sam Morril?

  I got a few P. I got one, uh, people with insanely tight phone windows.

• 1:02:07Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:02:07Sam Morril?

  You remember that friend who calls you and you get like five missed calls and you're like, oh shit, alright. And then you call them back and then they don't answer?

• 1:02:13Mark Normand?

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:14Sam Morril?

  And they like call you back at like 1am?

• 1:02:16Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:02:17Sam Morril?

  And you're like, what kind of fucking phone schedule am I working with?

• 1:02:19Mark Normand?

  He called you on his window.

• 1:02:21Sam Morril?

  Yes.

• 1:02:21Mark Normand?

  But that wasn't your window.

• 1:02:22Sam Morril?

  Not my window, but like I'm around now.

• 1:02:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Sam Morril?

  I hate the aggressive, the five missed calls.

• 1:02:27Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:02:27Sam Morril?

  I'm like, oh, I just didn't, I wasn't on my phone on me.

• 1:02:29Mark Normand?

  Then you call back.

• 1:02:30Sam Morril?

  And then I call back, they're gone for like seven hours. I hate that shit.

• 1:02:34Mark Normand?

  What is he, like a longshoreman?

• 1:02:36Sam Morril?

  I don't know.

• 1:02:36Mark Normand?

  You get into a phone in seven hours?

• 1:02:38Sam Morril?

  It's a P.

• 1:02:38Speaker 00

  That's definitely me.

• 1:02:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:02:41Speaker 00

  But I don't call five times. I call once and then I'm like, ah.

• 1:02:45Sam Morril?

  But the LA thing I've noticed is you guys, because you're always driving, you're the voice memo people.

• 1:02:49Speaker 00

  Nothing better than a voice memo.

• 1:02:50Sam Morril?

  I hate a voice memo.

• 1:02:51Mark Normand?

  I love a voice memo.

• 1:02:53Sam Morril?

  Nothing worse than a text to you and a voice memo back.

• 1:02:56Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:02:56Sam Morril?

  I hate it. It's another P.

• 1:02:58Mark Normand?

  Love it. It's almost too much dilly-dallying too. It's like, what was that thing? Uh, I wanted to tell you, uh, you're like, oh, give me the text.

• 1:03:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:07Sam Morril?

  When I see a 92nd.

• 1:03:08Speaker 00

  And I gotta sit there and spell it out, right?

• 1:03:10Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 1:03:11Speaker 00

  None of that.

• 1:03:11Sam Morril?

  I get why you do it, but it's, it's, it's a New York.

• 1:03:14Speaker 00

  I like how you think it's a, like, New York does not do that?

• 1:03:17Sam Morril?

  No.

• 1:03:18Mark Normand?

  He does it all the time and it's infuriating.

• 1:03:20Sam Morril?

  You do it?

• 1:03:20Speaker 00

  So, oh my gosh, it's infectious.

• 1:03:23Mark Normand?

  If you have an idea, if you're like, I got a new idea for this show, I wanted to throw at you, here it is. That's, I get that.

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  You have inflection. Sometimes a text needs inflection.

• 1:03:32Mark Normand?

  That's true. That's true.

• 1:03:34Sam Morril?

  I'd rather just do a call.

• 1:03:35Mark Normand?

  I'd rather do a call as well, but you might not have a window.

• 1:03:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Sam Morril?

  Bad window.

• 1:03:40Speaker 00

  I forget to call you.

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  The text I hate is, uh, are you gonna jump on this Zoom or what?

• 1:03:45Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 00

  Cause I forgot. I clearly forgot.

• 1:03:49Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's a bad tag. Or where are you?

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  Yes, where are you?

• 1:03:51Sam Morril?

  I've hit you with some of those. You're gonna hop into them.

• 1:03:54Speaker 00

  I hate it when I leave my iPad on a helicopter.

• 1:03:59Speaker 00

  Hate it. Alright. Then I gotta call the place.

• 1:04:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, why are people choppering more?

• 1:04:06Speaker 00

  I don't know if they are.

• 1:04:08Mark Normand?

  I feel like we should be choppering more. There's very few choppers.

• 1:04:11Sam Morril?

  I wanna chopper less.

• 1:04:11Mark Normand?

  I think they're everywhere. I don't know.

• 1:04:13Speaker 00

  They're all over New York.

• 1:04:14Mark Normand?

  Well, why can't we take choppers? I'm saying. Like, you can get...

• 1:04:16Speaker 00

  You don't have the money.

• 1:04:17Mark Normand?

  Ah, that's a good point.

• 1:04:19Sam Morril?

  You could take it to like JFK. They do that thing.

• 1:04:21Mark Normand?

  They... Blade.

• 1:04:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Mark Normand?

  Blade is big. It's a grand even.

• 1:04:27Sam Morril?

  No.

• 1:04:27Mark Normand?

  To do Blade, I think.

• 1:04:28Sam Morril?

  Oh, is it?

• 1:04:28Mark Normand?

  I believe so. Uh-oh. Columbia Library.

• 1:04:32Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 1:04:32Mark Normand?

  That's not good.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  Here's my last...

• 1:04:34Mark Normand?

  That's my peeve.

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  Movie previews. I hate them.

• 1:04:38Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  When I see a movie like, oh, it starts at 1:35, I'm like, I will walk in at 2 o'clock.

• 1:04:44Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:04:45Sam Morril?

  Do you call to make sure?

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I don't even call. I just like, I know there's gonna be half hour of... I was like, I have no interest.

• 1:04:51Sam Morril?

  Do you still go to the theater a lot?

• 1:04:53Speaker 00

  I like... I like, yeah, I like going to a movie, um, when I can. But I hate... I hate watching previews.

• 1:04:59Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 1:05:00Speaker 00

  I was like, don't show me exactly what I... I was like, alright, that movie explained... That 3 minutes explained everything in the movie.

• 1:05:06Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:05:07Speaker 00

  Then you go to that movie, you're like, show me what I... Exactly what I wanted.

• 1:05:10Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:05:10Speaker 00

  And I don't want... I wanna be surprised.

• 1:05:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's a good peeve.

• 1:05:13Sam Morril?

  That's a good peeve, yeah.

• 1:05:14Speaker 00

  It's like in James Bond where they're like, well, here's all the gadgets and here's all the stuff he's gonna do and here's the villain and here's how it ends. And I was like, I don't want it. Just, yeah.

• 1:05:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah. As a kid, I loved him. But that was pre-internet. So you're like, what the hell is this new movie coming out? Oh my god. You would never know about it otherwise.

• 1:05:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah, there's no YouTube.

• 1:05:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but now I...

• 1:05:32Sam Morril?

  I loved the trailers as a kid.

• 1:05:34Mark Normand?

  Now I'm with you, though. Now it's like, they're literally 40 minutes of trailers.

• 1:05:37Sam Morril?

  And you're gonna see it on YouTube or Twitter or something?

• 1:05:40Speaker 00

  And then there are a lot of people that love it. So good for them.

• 1:05:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 00

  Alright, I gotta go, guys. I gotta go to the airport.

• 1:05:44Mark Normand?

  Oh, sorry. Jeez. Uh... Chopper?

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:05:48Sam Morril?

  The 1% Club on Fox. Check it out.

• 1:05:51Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes, and then...

• 1:05:53Sam Morril?

  Are you touring too right now?

• 1:05:54Speaker 00

  Uh, I'm doing a show... A few shows in August and September.

• 1:05:58Sam Morril?

  Nice.

• 1:05:59Speaker 00

  Uh, in the Northwest.

• 1:06:00Sam Morril?

  Go to Joel McKenna's website and check him out.

• 1:06:02Speaker 00

  Look at you guys.

• 1:06:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Mark Normand?

  This is our tour dates.

• 1:06:05Speaker 00

  Look at you guys. You're everywhere.

• 1:06:07Mark Normand?

  We're moving and shaking.

• 1:06:08Speaker 00

  Woo.

• 1:06:09Mark Normand?

  That's some money. Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:11Sam Morril?

  Well, dude, uh, it's great to see you, man.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  Well, thank you.

• 1:06:13Mark Normand?

  Thanks for popping in. That was a good chat.

• 1:06:16Sam Morril?

  Red Bank, New Jersey, on July 12th, Count Basie Theater, The Wilbur in Boston, August 7th. Irvine Improv, August 24th through 20, or 22nd through 24th, rather. Next week, I'm in Oklahoma City at Bricktown Comedy Club. Then I'm in Vegas, is that, yeah, is that the next one? Vegas, September 19th, at The Venetian, never done that one, looking forward to it. Rochester Comedy at the Carlson, the 25th through 27th, doing some clubs to tighten it up. And then, uh, Chicago Theater, October 4th, that's a big one. October 5th, I'm in Winnipeg at a casino, looking forward to that. November 14th through 16th, just added these Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, Utah, one of my favorite clubs. And December 4th, Carnegie Motherfucking Hall.

• 1:07:00Mark Normand?

  Whoa!

• 1:07:01Sam Morril?

  Tickets, baby.

• 1:07:01Mark Normand?

  That's big.

• 1:07:02Sam Morril?

  There. Marcus, where you gonna be, brother?

• 1:07:05Mark Normand?

  Yo, I'm all over the road, uh, we're trying to shoot a special in the fall, so we're gonna be...

• 1:07:10Sam Morril?

  Where you shooting?

• 1:07:11Mark Normand?

  I think I'm shooting in Denver.

• 1:07:13Sam Morril?

  Paramount?

• 1:07:14Mark Normand?

  No, no, I'm going off the beaten path.

• 1:07:17Sam Morril?

  What are you thinking?

• 1:07:17Mark Normand?

  It's this place in Boulder.

• 1:07:19Sam Morril?

  Oh, I like that.

• 1:07:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, alright, it's been, people have been using it to film a lot, and, uh...

• 1:07:23Sam Morril?

  How big, how big a venue?

• 1:07:24Mark Normand?

  I think it's a thousand, so we're doing two of them, so I'm gonna try to get in two.

• 1:07:29Sam Morril?

  I love it.

• 1:07:29Mark Normand?

  But I have a backup plan, if I don't get it there, I'm gonna get it in DC at the Lincoln.

• 1:07:33Sam Morril?

  I think, I think two is plenty these days.

• 1:07:35Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:07:36Sam Morril?

  I think, we, we kill ourselves, what, you can't get in two?

• 1:07:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, no, you're, I hope you're right.

• 1:07:41Sam Morril?

  You just get pickups if you fuck something up.

• 1:07:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah, okay, so I'm at the, uh, oh wait, this is...

• 1:07:46Sam Morril?

  June 13th.

• 1:07:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  This comes out this week, yeah.

• 1:07:50Mark Normand?

  But that's Friday.

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  Oopsie.

• 1:07:52Sam Morril?

  Oops.

• 1:07:52Mark Normand?

  Thank you. Uh, Wausau, Wisconsin, at the Grand Theater, then Green Bay, Wisconsin, then Eugene, Oregon, San Jose, California, the Melody Tent in Cape Cod, very excited about that, it's not selling. I'm at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, then Parks Casino in Ben Salem, Phil, Pennsylvania. Then we're off to New Zealand, Australia. We're adding shows in Melbourne, Sydney, and Adelaide.

• 1:08:18Sam Morril?

  Beautiful.

• 1:08:18Mark Normand?

  So, uh, come on out to Australia. Haven't been out there in, I don't know, two years. Then we're off to the Hamptons and Calgary with Adam Ray. We're doing the Great Outdoors Festival. You did that, I think.

• 1:08:30Sam Morril?

  It's fun.

• 1:08:30Mark Normand?

  Fun. Vegas at the Palazzo, and then Dallas, Texas for quite a nine-run show. I love Dallas. That's where I'm really gonna polish that hour.

• 1:08:40Sam Morril?

  You're gonna hate it, buddy.

• 1:08:41Mark Normand?

  I know. I can't wait to hate it. Akron, Dayton, Halifax, and Ottawa.

• 1:08:47Sam Morril?

  Love it. And guys, buy Bodega Cat Whiskey at bodeagacatwhiskey.com.

• 1:08:51Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:52Sam Morril?

  If you want it in your liquor store, DM the Instagram account.

• 1:08:55Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:08:56Sam Morril?

  You know, hit us up, Bodega Cat Whiskey on Instagram. Throw them a follow and, uh...

• 1:09:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:02Sam Morril?

  And, yeah, if you want us in your liquor store, we're working on it, man. So, so get it going. Uh, you guys are the best, so thanks for listening.

• 1:09:08Mark Normand?

  Should we give out Matt Herman's email? They wanna text him or email directly?

• 1:09:12Sam Morril?

  What's his email?

• 1:09:13Mark Normand?

  I think it's Matt Herman at...

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  In the description.

• 1:09:15Mark Normand?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  Can I plug something?

• 1:09:18Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  I'm hosting a game show now.

• 1:09:21Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 1:09:22Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:09:23Speaker 05

  It's called That Sounds Right.

• 1:09:25Mark Normand?

  Ah, I like the title.

• 1:09:26Sam Morril?

  I love it.

• 1:09:26Speaker 05

  Could be fun. Give it a shot.

• 1:09:29Mark Normand?

  Give it a shot.

• 1:09:29Sam Morril?

  Where can people find it?

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  YouTube.

• 1:09:31Sam Morril?

  And what's... It's called... What's it called?

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  That Sounds Right.

• 1:09:33Sam Morril?

  That Sounds Right with Matt Herman. All right. I mean, Matt Peters. What the fuck? There's too many Mads in this.

• 1:09:38Mark Normand?

  I know. Seven Mads.

• 1:09:39Sam Morril?

  And then email... So, watch Matt Peters' new show. And then we got Matt, uh, Herman. Matt at thestreamlinelab.com.

• 1:09:48Mark Normand?

  Thestreamlinelab.com.

• 1:09:50Sam Morril?

  Matt at thestreamlinelab.com. If you want Bodega Cat Whiskey at your bar, please hit him up. Cause we're making a lot of moves here in New York City.

• 1:09:57Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:58Sam Morril?

  We'd like to make some moves in your state.

• 1:09:59Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:00Sam Morril?

  Uh, your bar, your liquor store.

• 1:10:02Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:10:02Sam Morril?

  Make it happen. I mean, I... It feels good. I'll run into people. I was at a bar the other night. Shout out Shade in the West Village.

• 1:10:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, I love Shade.

• 1:10:08Sam Morril?

  Popped into Shade, and the bartender looks at me and goes, "I'm guessing you want a Bodega Cat Whiskey?" And I said, "Yes, I do."

• 1:10:14Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah!

• 1:10:15Sam Morril?

  Manhattan. Had a few drinks. It was great.

• 1:10:17Mark Normand?

  How great is that?

• 1:10:17Sam Morril?

  Great night. Shout out Shade in the West Village. Uh, great little bar, classic. And...

• 1:10:22Mark Normand?

  I think we're at the Comedy Store on the menu.

• 1:10:24Sam Morril?

  Oh, that's right. The Sunset Boulevardier at the Comedy Store. You know we love Boulevardiers. The Comedy Store. Shout out Comedy Store for, for serving a little, uh... We got on the menu before in the lineup. I'll take it.

• 1:10:39Mark Normand?

  Barry Rodney.

• 1:10:40Sam Morril?

  I'll tell you.

• 1:10:41Mark Normand?

  On the menu before the lineup.

• 1:10:42Sam Morril?

  I'm honored. I'm honored that they're serving our stuff.

• 1:10:45Mark Normand?

  Me too.

• 1:10:45Sam Morril?

  Can't wait to pull up to the Comedy Store next time in L.A. and drink one.

• 1:10:49Mark Normand?

  Definitely.

• 1:10:50Sam Morril?

  Sunset Boulevard. I love the title.

• 1:10:52Mark Normand?

  Great title, great club, great time to be alive. We'll see you all in hell. Thank you, Joel McHale. Thank you, Drunks. Praise Allah.

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