Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Get Your Kid Off Bumble About this episode This week's Ask, Tell, Confess is jam-packed with weirdness. First, a confession about a man who pooped in a closet, and Meme shares her horrid Torrid moment. Then, a listener is shocked by what she sees when she finds her husband asleep, naked and spread-eagle. The crew plans to get weird in Italy, Bunnie takes over her friends’ Bumble accounts, and they break down the ultimate Bumble dealbreakers. The gals also give their covenly advice on friend breakups and how to protect your peace.
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0:47 Bunnie XO? Hello friends. Welcome back to Ask Tell. And Tell.
1:05 Bunnie XO? Jodgy said I'm out of here, bro.
1:08 Speaker 01 Is it enough?
1:08 Bunnie XO? Excuse me. You don't want to work? You got a comer in your keep, buddy?
1:14 Speaker 01 That was funny.
1:15 Bunnie XO? Jodgy, that was comical, man. He wasn't into it. He didn't like it.
1:19 Speaker 01 He's not, he's not into it today.
1:20 Bunnie XO? He hated it. You know, you've been getting really grumpy in your old age, son. It's alright.
1:26 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:26 Bunnie XO? Still love you. How's everybody doing?
1:28 Speaker 01 Doing good. Miss you guys. It's been a while, guys. I missed you. Did you see the post I sent you? I was like, I haven't seen my friends in so long, wouldn't find I get shy?
1:39 Bunnie XO? I know, I miss you guys. I feel like we've just been fucking living life, man.
1:44 Speaker 01 Going.
1:44 Bunnie XO? Trying to get ready.
1:45 Speaker 01 L-I-V-I-N.
1:46 Bunnie XO? I guess we accidentally announced Jay's Australian tour. Did you guys see all that?
1:50 Speaker 01 No.
1:51 Bunnie XO? Oh yeah, it made headline news. So apparently, but here's the thing, I saw ads on Facebook for it. So I thought everybody knew that we were going.
2:00 Speaker 01 I didn't know about it.
2:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Well, well. We're coming Australia. I just don't know the exact dates, but we're coming, baby. And when we do, you guys better sell it out, okay? Sell that motherfucker out, because we're coming, baby. What'd you say?
2:16 Speaker 01 I didn't know.
2:17 Bunnie XO? I didn't either.
2:18 Speaker 01 Didn't know that either.
2:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I didn't either. I didn't either. Um, who wants to kick this off? I do.
2:23 Speaker 01 Oh, my God.
2:25 Bunnie XO? I never kick it off.
2:26 Speaker 01 I'm next.
2:27 Bunnie XO? Okay, you kick it off. Go ahead. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to beat you to the punch.
2:30 Speaker 01 No, it's okay. Go.
2:30 Bunnie XO? No, I knew you were excited. Go.
2:33 Speaker 01 Wow. Okay, um, sorry to the listeners that are over the poop stories, but here it goes.
2:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, for the love of God.
2:40 Speaker 01 Oh, this is great. My best friend and I lived in an apartment together right after high school. She was dating a guy we had known for several years and went to school with, and we partied hard, but he really pushed it to the limit. We got pretty drunk one night and he stayed the night with her. She said she woke up around five in the morning to him passed out in her closet, covered in shit.
2:57 Bunnie XO? Closet?
2:58 Speaker 01 Closet. Covered in shit and it all over her clothes and other things in her closet. She proceeded to wake him up. He got up and went straight to the bathroom to clean himself up. And when he was done, he came into her bedroom and said, "It wasn't me," and just walked out and left.
3:16 Speaker 01 That's my favorite part.
3:21 Bunnie XO? The gaslighting.
3:24 Speaker 01 "It wasn't me," left. I had no idea any of this happened until a few days later. A belt of mine she had borrowed was sitting in an empty beer box by her trash. I started to pull it out of the box and she screamed, "Don't touch that." She told me the whole story of what had happened and explained that there was a massive turd that got stuck to my belt in the midst of his shit incident. We laughed hysterically about it and she also shed a tear.
3:47 Bunnie XO? Okay, first of all, I have never been that drunk to where I am loose booty.
3:52 Speaker 01 Me either.
3:53 Bunnie XO? I can't, I mean.
3:55 Speaker 01 You guys don't get beer shits?
3:57 Bunnie XO? No.
3:58 Speaker 01 Oh, I've seen people get beer shits where they're just like side of the road, just spraying.
4:02 Bunnie XO? Really? Is it from the wheat or the gluten?
4:05 Speaker 01 Oh, I bet you the gluten. That makes sense.
4:08 Bunnie XO? Golly. Wasn't me. Yeah. Wasn't me. I could never like, and then to just shit everywhere like do, have you been that drunk? I've listened, I've been really drunk to where I'm like blackout, but I still would know if I'm fucking shatting everywhere, you know? Oh, God. You know, like. It had to have been just like a water hose, just like.
4:28 Speaker 01 I've never been so drunk to where I've like peed on myself, thrown up on myself, or shit myself.
4:33 Bunnie XO? Okay, well, I did puke in my bed one time. The last time I ever drank, I puke in my bed, puked in my bed in front of Jay. All fours in your bed, just. And I will never, I, I never drank again after, well, I like here and there very rarely, but yeah. So, and that was enough to embarrass me. So if that guy even picked up a fucking glass of alcohol after he shit everywhere, man.
4:52 Speaker 01 Sure he did.
4:53 Bunnie XO? Like a freaking shitty sprinkler, just shitting everywhere.
4:57 Speaker 01 Any sprinkler.
4:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah, just shitting everywhere.
5:00 Speaker 02 I wonder if he was on like medication, you know?
5:03 Bunnie XO? I mean, that's very sweet of you, Jaime. I love that. Why are we taking up this shit? Who's shy about? Have you shit in a fucking closet before? Was it you?
5:11 Speaker 02 But I've had to clean, when I, when I cleaned rooms, I actually walked up to a room and there was shit on like the front door.
5:19 Bunnie XO? Wait, you used to clean rooms?
5:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, like a housekeeper.
5:22 Bunnie XO? Oh, my gosh. Tell me what are the crazy, what's the craziest shit you've ever seen cleaning up a room?
5:26 Speaker 02 It was that, it was that day, it was shit on the front door. I walk in and there's shit from the front door that leads all the way up stairs.
5:35 Bunnie XO? Ew.
5:35 Speaker 02 So it looked like a monkey enclosure, like it was nuts. I was like, what? And I was the first one in there.
5:41 Bunnie XO? Who's got that much shit in them? That's wild.
5:43 Speaker 02 Turns out he was like some professor who partied a little too hard with pills and.
5:47 Speaker 01 Professor?
5:48 Speaker 02 There was shit in this, in the, um, all over, like the bed, the, uh, bathroom, the, oh, the, the shower, the shower was still a mess. I don't know.
5:57 Bunnie XO? They had the old waffle stomp.
5:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, it wa, it was bad.
6:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, my God, I just remembered my dream. No. Excuse me? Why did waffle stomp? Because you shit in a shower. I did? I shit in a shower? I wish I could fucking shit in a shower. That's so weird. That was my dream just came to me. Shower before, but I wish I could actually like shit in a shower now. There's no way I could do that. I've shit in a pool before. I've shit in a lazy river at fucking. You shit in your dress? Wild. I shit in a dress one time. And then scooped it up and took it to Jay and was like, look. It was a little nugget. He was mortified. He didn't know what to do with me.
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8:14 Speaker 03 Yeah. All right. Go ahead, Mims.
8:16 Speaker 05 All right.
8:18 Speaker 03 And moving on.
8:20 Speaker 03 I spill entirely way too much on this podcast. I'm telling you, you guys need to start fucking telling your most embarrassing stories because I'm the only one who talks about-
8:28 Speaker 05 I don't think I have anything- I don't have anything that lives up to. Like my titty popped out and it toured one time, but that's about it.
8:34 Speaker 03 Wait, say that again?
8:36 Bunnie XO? What happened?
8:36 Speaker 05 I don't have a super embarrassing story. It's like my titty popped out in a Tord one time, but that was about it.
8:41 Bunnie XO? In a tour?
8:42 Speaker 05 Tord, like the store, fat girl store.
8:44 Bunnie XO? Oh, a Tord.
8:45 Speaker 05 Yeah, I bent over and my boob just came out of my dress.
8:48 Bunnie XO? Who saw it?
8:49 Speaker 05 A lady approached me and said, ma'am, your titty's hanging out.
8:52 Bunnie XO? Oh, you were just waltzing around with the old nipples?
8:53 Speaker 05 I did, I was trying on shoes, so I had bent down.
8:55 Bunnie XO? Doing the old areola stroll.
8:56 Speaker 05 I did, she came over and whispered, man, your titty's out. I said, let me just scoop that back up in there.
9:04 Bunnie XO? Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
9:05 Speaker 05 I can't even think.
9:07 Bunnie XO? I haven't even seen your nipples and I've been with you for fucking ages.
9:09 Speaker 05 I haven't either. You know how much, you know, this is why I sleep in her bed.
9:12 Bunnie XO? At all.
9:13 Speaker 05 I try.
9:14 Bunnie XO? Like, and we travel so much, like, how do you hide?
9:17 Speaker 05 We share rooms and I've got nothing.
9:25 Speaker 05 Anyways.
9:28 Speaker 05 Alright. This was clipped out, back and forth.
9:34 Speaker 05 Alright, uh, last weekend I had fallen asleep.
9:37 Bunnie XO? And then end it with Mimi saying anyways.
9:43 Bunnie XO? We're not allowed to get together, we just do stupid shit.
9:45 Speaker 05 Last weekend I had fallen asleep sitting up in bed and when I woke up to lay down and get comfy, I looked over at my fiance who was on his back, spread eagle with a dildo in his ass. And I was so turned on. This is not the first time he has done this and definitely not the last. He jacked off while I pulled the dildo in and out until he came. It was the greatest. Are you still trying to get Jay to do butt stuff?
10:14 Bunnie XO? Okay, first of all, don't put this on me, ladies, alright? Don't try to gaslight me, buddy. Uh, so the butt stuff I talk about with Jay is a finger. My husband will never let me fucking ever put anything, not even a tongue barely in his asshole. So.
10:33 Speaker 05 Barely, hold on.
10:35 Bunnie XO? Like, I mean.
10:37 Speaker 05 Could you imagine though, looking over and he's just?
10:39 Bunnie XO? I'm not trying to imagine this.
10:40 Bunnie XO? Was he awake or was he asleep?
10:42 Speaker 05 He fell asleep with the inside.
10:45 Bunnie XO? How do you fall asleep with a fucking dildo in your ass?
10:47 Speaker 05 I mean, maybe it hit his little spot back there.
10:49 Bunnie XO? Okay.
10:51 Speaker 05 His little walnut.
10:51 Bunnie XO? And then she, she just woke up and just fucking rah rah, just rammed it?
10:54 Speaker 05 Walnut.
10:55 Bunnie XO? Oh, walnut.
10:58 Bunnie XO? Listen, man.
10:59 Speaker 05 Hey, thanks for the confession. That was great.
11:02 Bunnie XO? Different strokes.
11:02 Speaker 01 It went from confess to ask.
11:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah, literally. She was like, and here's the alley-oop. Well, listen, I love that you guys are that close and I love that he can be himself with you.
11:12 Speaker 05 Wow, I'm here for it.
11:13 Bunnie XO? I'm just baffled that he fell asleep with the fucking dildo.
11:15 Speaker 05 That's, that's the most concerning part for me.
11:17 Bunnie XO? They had to have been drunk.
11:18 Speaker 05 What if, but what if it like sucked up inside while he was asleep?
11:22 Bunnie XO? Then that's a fucking problem. That's what I'm saying. Like, how did he fucking fall asleep with that shit in?
11:28 Speaker 05 Yeah, I mean.
11:29 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
11:30 Bunnie XO? They had to have been lit. There's no way.
11:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, I could not fall asleep with something in my ass.
11:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and to fall asleep, spread eagle like that?
11:40 Speaker 05 Spread eagle, man.
11:41 Bunnie XO? No, I don't.
11:42 Speaker 05 We don't, we don't ick anyone's yum, but.
11:44 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:44 Speaker 05 Be safer and take it out when you're done.
11:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah, cuz that motherfucker will fucking up in there.
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12:55 Bunnie XO? All right. Ask. How does one break up with a friend when that person is a part of a friend group? I think I'm just in a different headspace in my life right now and she can be very, very toxic. I need to protect my peace.
13:09 Speaker 05 That's really like a hard one.
13:11 Speaker 01 I feel like I've had to do that. You just gotta like pull away slow. Well, if you're me.
13:15 Speaker 05 It doesn't have to be dramatic, though.
13:17 Speaker 01 Yeah. Yes.
13:18 Bunnie XO? I was just.
13:19 Speaker 01 Excited quietly.
13:20 Bunnie XO? See, here's my problem and I, my husband and I talked about this last night is that I over explain myself to people and I shouldn't, but at the same time, I want somebody to know that I'm not fucking with them. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, if you did something to me, I want you to know that you did something to me and we are not going to be cordial anymore. I, instead of just like pulling away and like being weird about it, cause that makes everybody uncomfortable, cause nobody knows like what's going on and then we have to like track you down and then that person probably is gonna try to reach out to you and be like, hey, did I do something, you know? Whereas if you just tell people straight up, hey, man, this really bothered me. This really hurt my feelings. Or if it's multiple, it seems like it's multiple situations. This really bothered me and I just don't feel like you
14:03 Bunnie XO? and I are on the same wavelength right now. I love you, but I just think we need a little space. And that's literally all it has to be.
14:09 Speaker 05 I think the difference is, is you're so comfortable with uncomfortable conversations and majority of the world is not.
14:14 Bunnie XO? Oh.
14:14 Speaker 01 The tourist in me cuts people off like in private and I will never fuck with you again.
14:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:19 Speaker 01 But.
14:20 Speaker 05 I think with me and you, like, we can sit down and talk about anything. Like, anything is on the table.
14:25 Bunnie XO? I would rather know where I stand with people.
14:26 Speaker 05 A lot of people can't do that. And especially like having like employees and owning a business. I wasn't that great in the beginning. Also, it took me years to get comfortable enough to just sit someone down and tell them exactly how I felt. Like, yo, you did this. It, it caused this reaction and we need to find a solution.
14:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:44 Speaker 05 And not a lot of people can actually do that. Like, would you be able to take an employee, sit them down face to face and tell them they fucked up?
14:49 Speaker 01 No, but I can text it.
14:51 Bunnie XO? See, Bailey, when Bailey's in trouble, she'll try to text me and I will tell her, Bailey, come downstairs and let's talk about this.
15:00 Speaker 05 Yeah.
15:00 Bunnie XO? Because I feel like texting people is like the new wave of, like, your generation. You guys hide behind it.
15:06 Speaker 01 It also comes from, I feel like my trauma too.
15:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:09 Speaker 01 Like my childhood trauma for sure.
15:11 Speaker 05 You didn't feel, you didn't have someone comfortable enough to just sit down and open up too?
15:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I didn't either, but I've somehow managed to just fucking, I don't know. Maybe it's part of my fucking. Tism. I just fucking have to let everybody know. I have to know where I stand with everybody.
15:26 Speaker 05 It's black and white for you. There's no in-between.
15:29 Bunnie XO? Yeah, there's no in-between. Like either we're cool or we're not.
15:32 Speaker 05 Yeah. And so whatever way works best for you of breaking up with your friend, whether it's just maybe, and maybe it doesn't need to be a breakup. Essentially more of like, yeah, space.
15:42 Bunnie XO? Protect your peace at all costs. If somebody is making you feel like they're not appreciating what you're bringing to the table, then remove yourself from that table.
15:50 Speaker 05 A hundred percent. I've removed a lot of people from my life this year. That's been my like same.
15:56 Bunnie XO? I don't even get mad. Listen, I don't even get mad at people anymore when they get removed out of my life. Like before I used to get so mad and just be like, fuck them. And now I'm just like, you know what? I wish them the best.
16:05 Speaker 05 Yes.
16:06 Bunnie XO? I wish you the best. Like I don't wish you ill will. I don't fucking wanna be, feel any sort of way towards you. I just know that your life is gonna suck without me. So.
16:17 Speaker 05 Bye bye.
16:19 Bunnie XO? Toodle-oo.
16:19 Speaker 05 Bye.
16:20 Speaker 01 I have a fun little ask.
16:23 Speaker 05 Okay.
16:24 Speaker 01 If you would eat one or more than one.
16:27 Bunnie XO? Stole one.
16:30 Bunnie XO? Stole it from me.
16:31 Speaker 05 Oh, that was yours.
16:32 Bunnie XO? It's okay. Go ahead.
16:33 Speaker 05 It's a good one. It's a good one.
16:34 Speaker 01 If you could eat one or more than one food every day for the rest of your life without any dietary consequences, what would it be?
16:41 Bunnie XO? Nope. Without dietary consequences?
16:44 Speaker 05 Boldak noodles.
16:47 Bunnie XO? Is that yours?
16:47 Speaker 05 It's her hyper fixation currently.
16:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:50 Speaker 05 Yeah.
16:51 Bunnie XO? If I could eat something every day without dietary, probably.
16:57 Bunnie XO? Ah, I don't know. Probably either tacos, al gordo, fucking tacos, or just like a really good fucking like cheeseburger.
17:08 Speaker 05 That's a hard one for me. Cause I don't like repetitive foods.
17:13 Bunnie XO? Well, just say, just say for shits and gigs.
17:15 Speaker 05 Yeah, pastas. Every shape of pasta.
17:18 Bunnie XO? You're on the bull deck train with me.
17:19 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's like, I don't just want one type of pasta. I want like the angel hair.
17:24 Bunnie XO? Uh.
17:24 Speaker 05 And the bow.
17:25 Bunnie XO? Bow tie.
17:26 Speaker 05 Bow.
17:26 Bunnie XO? Oh, I can't wait.
17:26 Speaker 05 Literally where I was going, a good bow tie.
17:28 Bunnie XO? Oh, when we go to Italy, motherfuckers, I'm already ma- mapping out everywhere we need to eat.
17:32 Speaker 05 Yeah.
17:33 Bunnie XO? I am so excited.
17:35 Speaker 05 Yes.
17:35 Bunnie XO? Cannot freaking wait.
17:36 Speaker 05 I'm gonna eat a lot of pasta and pizza.
17:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, same, guys. I'm gonna.
17:41 Speaker 05 With like, I want the pasta that's made inside the cheese wheel.
17:44 Bunnie XO? Yeah, all of it. I want every freaking piece of pasta, bread, pizza.
17:50 Speaker 05 Oh, breads there.
17:50 Bunnie XO? I want, oh my god, we're gonna have so much fun. And we're gonna be running around Italy for a week before a tour even starts.
17:56 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
17:57 Bunnie XO? We're gonna be straight up Italiano. Oh, I got something we could talk about. I got, speaking of going out of the country and all that shit, I convinced Tasha to get on fucking Bumble. So Tasha and Mo are on Bumble now. And like, we literally had to start like, we had to start swiping for Tash because she was so fucking nervous about it. And I, apparently, they have a travel mode that's on Bumble now, so when you're out of town, people know you're traveling. Do you ever use travel mode?
18:29 Speaker 05 When I was on Bumble, yeah. But you know, you also know Bumble is the girl has a message first.
18:33 Bunnie XO? Right, right, right. So, and I told Tasha that. So I was literally sitting there swiping for her, right? And then she matched with this one dude. He was fucking cute as hell, right? And he's like, would you, he's like, would you like to dine in or dine out? And I said, in me? Question mark? And she's like, buddy! But it got the dude's attention. And he's like, I would love to after I cook you dinner and rub your feet. She's like, he's not fucking rubbing my feet. Like, it was so funny, but.
18:59 Speaker 05 Funny.
19:00 Bunnie XO? I'm so excited because when we're in Europe, I declare a whore tour.
19:04 Speaker 05 Yeah.
19:04 Bunnie XO? I literally told my husband, I was like, listen.
19:08 Speaker 03 We're fucking. In every fucking city, it's gonna get weird. Like, I'm gonna chase you around, we're gonna eat, and we're gonna fuck, and that's all we're doing.
19:17 Bunnie XO? Or at the same time.
19:19 Speaker 03 I told-
19:19 Bunnie XO? Isn't that what Eat, Pray, Love is?
19:21 Speaker 03 Literally. I told Tasha and Mo, I was like, you, Haley, and Tosh all need to fucking get different wieners in every fucking city. I don't care. Like, who gives a fuck? Not here for a good ti- not here for a long time, here for a good time. You know what I'm saying? But I do have something to say about these fucking dudes on Bumble, okay? 12 celebrities, one Don, and cold, hard cash from the producers of Traitors comes The Mob, a new Hulu original series, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ and this unique new reality competition show hosted by the iconic Parker Posey. What up, girl? 12 celebrity contestants are about to become members of a powerful family for two weeks in a lavish Italian villa.
20:03 Speaker 03 They'll shake down and hustle to win a share of up to $250,000. And every good mob needs a Don. Whoever they choose to lead them will have absolute power deciding who stays and who gets taken out, who makes money, and who walks away with nothing. In a game of power where loyalty and trust are the currency, will the most powerful reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new Don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in. So as I was swiping for Tasha, oh, you come back up here for the Bumble talk, huh?
20:41 Bunnie XO? He's like, I like to hear you.
20:43 Speaker 03 I too love a good Bumble talk. Um, as I was swiping for Tosh, I was noticing a lot of men in their profile pics have like, first of all, if you have a picture of you and a child on a dating app-
20:57 Bunnie XO? No.
20:58 Speaker 03 That is fucking so weird.
21:00 Bunnie XO? Stop having your main profile picture. I don't care if you're an uncle. I don't care if you're a fucking dad. That shit's not cute. Nobody wants, nobody wants to think about fucking you while you're smiling, holding a kid in your fucking profile picture.
21:16 Speaker 05 So mad. You're like offering up a photo of your child that just infuriates me.
21:20 Bunnie XO? Literally. It's disgusting. You guys need to stop that. There's nothing attractive about that.
21:25 Speaker 01 So I would not put my child just out there.
21:28 Bunnie XO? And then I, I noticed another pattern with these men on Bumble is they will take up their, their main picture will be a picture of them plus four other guys.
21:37 Speaker 05 Yeah.
21:37 Bunnie XO? How the fuck?
21:38 Speaker 01 Because, because it's always the ugliest one.
21:41 Speaker 05 Yeah, I saw a trend about this on TikTok one time. It was like, that was how you know that they're the ugliest one of the group is if there's a group photo as their first picture.
21:50 Bunnie XO? It's frustrating. My ADD can't handle even browsing. I will not even look at your profile.
21:55 Speaker 05 I have a question because I've never done dating apps.
21:58 Speaker 01 Crazy.
21:58 Speaker 05 You're saying like you're swiping, right?
22:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:01 Speaker 05 And it's a picture of everyone. Do you have to swipe to see more photos or can you?
22:04 Bunnie XO? You have to like swipe up, but by that time I'm frustrated and I don't care. Like my, you've lost my attention because I have to fucking weed out who you are. And can we stop fucking posting pictures with nothing but sunglasses on? Like we want to see your fucking, your precious eyes. Like let us see those fucking gorgeous little, you know, eyeballs.
22:23 Speaker 01 Love to see your teeth.
22:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:25 Speaker 01 Because half of you guys are missing them. And I need to see your teeth.
22:29 Bunnie XO? Are they really missing teeth on there?
22:31 Speaker 01 You know how many times, you know how many times I've talked to someone on like Tinder or Bumble? And like they'll send like so fine. And then they'll send me selfies and it'd be like no teeth. Nothing against no teeth, but.
22:44 Bunnie XO? It's just not what you're into.
22:45 Speaker 05 Put it out there in the beginning though. That's not to mean you should find out later on.
22:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, like smile. Like having a third nip. I like crooked teeth, whatever fucked up teeth, but like I would like to see it beforehand.
22:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah. So I mean, I feel like the guys that do the multiple pictures or do the sunglasses, I feel like they have like a significant other. And they're either trying to hide or blame it on the friend. Like, oh, my friend made that, that page. That's not my page. That's his page. He's just using my name or something like that, you know? And I feel like, I don't know. I just noticed a bunch of shady shit on Bumble and you guys need to knock it the fuck off.
23:20 Speaker 01 Yeah. Also let's eliminate the fish.
23:23 Bunnie XO? I, I didn't see any fish.
23:24 Speaker 01 Oh, wow. When I was on it, it was nothing but men holding fish.
23:29 Bunnie XO? What the fuck?
23:30 Speaker 01 Just fish.
23:31 Bunnie XO? Where were you in Alabama?
23:33 Speaker 01 Here.
23:34 Bunnie XO? Okay, haven't made it to that part yet, but when I get ahold of Tasha's phone, because I have to swipe for her. And then there was this one dude that looked like Joe Goldberg. I mean, fucking spitting image of him, right?
23:44 Speaker 01 Beautiful.
23:45 Bunnie XO? And I thought I was being fucking witty, right? And he, he writes, Tasha, send him a kiss. I sent him a kissy face and then he wrote Tasha back saying hi. And I said, say it's you, but capitalize you, you know, to see if he knows that what it is. And he's like, what? With like ultimate, like just fucking so many fucking exclamation points. And Tasha was like, it's a Netflix series, dude. And the dude never replied back to her.
24:09 Speaker 05 All right. Wow. That's dramatic as fuck, bro.
24:14 Bunnie XO? But I think I feel like he might've been like a serial killer. Something's wrong with him.
24:17 Speaker 01 He could've. I've been caught.
24:19 Speaker 05 Yeah.
24:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah. He probably thought it was like a friend of a friend, like saying, oh, it's you, you know?
24:25 Speaker 05 What's her age range?
24:28 Bunnie XO? You guys know, you guys know Tasha loves.
24:32 Speaker 05 She's like 25.
24:34 Bunnie XO? 25.
24:35 Speaker 05 35.
24:36 Bunnie XO? 25 to 41. I got her to go to 41. I said, there are some good looking 40 year olds.
24:40 Speaker 05 It could be, yes.
24:41 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I was like, so, you know, and the guy that she actually thinks is really cute is 39. So, yeah. Not bad at all.
24:47 Speaker 05 Yeah.
24:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And then Mo found her a little dilly dally. She might be going on a date this weekend. Little Mo Mo.
24:55 Speaker 01 God, do I need to fucking hop back on?
24:57 Bunnie XO? You know, I think so, because the girls are, it's fucking, they're hot to trot right now.
25:01 Speaker 01 I've just, half of those men have already been on like, are we dating the same guy in Asheville? Most of the time. So I just.
25:08 Bunnie XO? Me and Mimi were literally investigating Mo Mo's little fling last night.
25:12 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. I need to see this after.
25:14 Bunnie XO? He's not terrible looking.
25:16 Speaker 05 He, he was really good looking. Like it.
25:18 Bunnie XO? I don't know about really good looking.
25:19 Speaker 05 No, I just meant like it wasn't.
25:20 Bunnie XO? Wasn't terrible.
25:22 Speaker 05 He wasn't missing all his teeth.
25:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And he has his own business.
25:26 Speaker 05 Yeah. It was a good setup. Like there was nothing that we found that was like.
25:31 Bunnie XO? She doesn't have socials though.
25:32 Speaker 01 Does she have any pictures or Tasha have any with you in it?
25:36 Bunnie XO? No.
25:36 Speaker 01 Okay.
25:37 Bunnie XO? Good. I don't want to be on fucking Bumble.
25:39 Speaker 01 Well, just, I, I always make sure I don't put anything of like what I do or who I work with.
25:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:46 Speaker 01 Until I've already like made a connection.
25:48 Bunnie XO? Pre-vetted them.
25:48 Speaker 01 Because people could try to use one of them.
25:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:52 Speaker 01 Like it to y'all. Like it's scary out there.
25:54 Bunnie XO? Well, good luck. And we're X-ing motherfuckers out left and right. So I don't, even Scott, I tell Scott, I love you, brother. I don't want to meet your hoes. And I know that sounds rude because I, I was watching that clip back the other day whenever I posted it on TikTok. And I sound like I'm being so rude because I'm like, I don't want to meet you guys. But it's like, you don't understand. I have to meet these girls. And if I don't like them, then I have to fucking literally endure them every day. But if I do like them and then Scott ends up fucking breaking their heart or fucking, you know, being a player.
26:22 Speaker 05 You're like the kid in the relationship.
26:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And then it's like, I have to like, I want to be nice to you, but I can't because you know, so it's like, I'd rather just not meet you. And if you can stick around for two years, then I'll fucking be nice to you. Other than that, I don't want to know.
26:35 Speaker 01 No, no relationship.
26:36 Bunnie XO? And then now Scott's like, should I get on Bumble? And I'm like, fuck no. I'm like, hell no. You don't even, you can't stay home for more than 24 hours.
26:44 Speaker 05 That's like a, like, an absolute like pool for him.
26:48 Bunnie XO? Oh, no.
26:48 Speaker 05 He already gets enough from TikTok.
26:50 Bunnie XO? Bro.
26:51 Speaker 05 It's crazy.
26:52 Bunnie XO? He's with some like little 29 year old now.
26:54 Speaker 01 Oh, I met her.
26:55 Bunnie XO? You met her?
26:56 Speaker 01 Yes, at the bar this past weekend.
26:58 Bunnie XO? Was she sweet?
27:00 Speaker 01 She was alright.
27:01 Bunnie XO? Okay.
27:03 Bunnie XO? Okay. All right. Well, there you go. And that's why I don't meet them.
27:06 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
27:07 Bunnie XO? Oh, I can't wait to, well, we're gonna leave because I want to, I want to find out the details. See you guys next week. Love you. Bye.
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