Ask, Tell, Confess: Jelly Roll Isn't Allowed to...

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven is back with another chaotic round of confessions, wild stories, and unfiltered laughs. Bunnie tells the hilarious story of her husband boldly singing the wrong Creed lyrics, while Hailee admits to hooking up with a rock band singer in an alley. Then the girls react to one of the craziest listener submissions yet—a woman who found out her dad is also her brother’s dads best friend. They also dive into cheating, toxic relationships, and why some people keep going back after being betrayed again and again. Messy, shocking, hilarious… just how you like it. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Sweet Caroline.

• 0:23Bunnie XO?

  Good times never seem so.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Good.

• 0:28Bunnie XO?

  Good.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  So good, so good.

• 0:32Bunnie XO?

  Alright, I'm not even gonna pretend like I know the rest of the words. My husband, the other day, let me tell you what my husband was doing.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 0:39Bunnie XO?

  Every day, my husband walks around the house singing songs. Sometimes he doesn't know the words and he makes up his own words.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  I get it.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  Then, he walks in the room and he's singing Creed.

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Excuse me?

• 0:55Bunnie XO?

  And he's belting Creed at the top of his lungs and he starts to say the wrong lyrics.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:01Bunnie XO?

  And I said, "Sir, I listen to you massacre and butcher songs all day long. You're not gonna do that to Creed."

• 1:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:08Bunnie XO?

  And he fucking lost it, dude.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  I'm not. How does it feel to kick your husband out of your house?

• 1:16Bunnie XO?

  Dude.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17Bunnie XO?

  I, literally, he fucking lost it. We were laughing so hard. He said butcher songs. I said, "You do." I go, "You do it on stage to your own fucking songs." You make up lyrics, dude, all the time. I said, "You just fucking freestyle, but you're not doing it."

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Free style. She said, "So the divorce is final."

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Not doing it with Creed.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  No, not Creed.

• 1:40Bunnie XO?

  Creed or Nickelback, leave them out, right?

• 1:42Speaker 01

  They didn't deserve that.

• 1:43Bunnie XO?

  No, no.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  And then he's in the fucking shower still butchering the song. I'm like, "You know what? I'm fucking over it, dude." How's everybody doing?

• 1:52Speaker 01

  Good.

• 1:53Bunnie XO?

  Cramping. Oh, do you want this heating pad?

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Do you have a diaper on right now?

• 1:59Bunnie XO?

  I do. You're our little Krabby Patty.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  Nice, nice diaper.

• 2:05Bunnie XO?

  Is it a diapy or is it a period underwear?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  It's the diapers.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  It's like period underwear, but it's a diaper.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  It's like, no, yeah, that's a diaper. Oh. The period underwear literally looked like a pair of underwear.

• 2:16Bunnie XO?

  And they're so much more comfortable than the diapers. Once I get you on the.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  This one's comfy.

• 2:19Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so the, everybody was asking in the comments, like, what kind of period panties do you guys wear? I don't know what type they are. I just get them off Amazon.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Same.

• 2:28Bunnie XO?

  And they're like the nylon, the nylon, like stretchy comfy material and they're so soft.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  I used the boy short ones.

• 2:35Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  Cause I'm so scared to leak out of them.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think I can do regular.

• 2:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I promise you can.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  Do you remember when we were on the plane the other day and you said, who left their underwear on the plane?

• 2:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Those were period underwear.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  I could, no, I would go out of it.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Abs, no.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  The boy shorts are great. I do.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  I like these. These are the rail, like organic cotton ones.

• 2:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, that looked up the most healthy.

• 3:00Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  A lot of people wrote in about that and was.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Can we help you?

• 3:06Speaker 02

  Excuse me?

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Is he licking the gum that you stick under there?

• 3:10Bunnie XO?

  Maybe.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  I'd like to see how much gum is under that table.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Oh, oh.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  His birthday's coming up in a couple of weeks. He's gonna be eight.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Is he? I thought he was gonna be nine.

• 3:26Bunnie XO?

  No, I think he'll be eight, right?

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Nine.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  Nine? No.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Yes, he's the same age as Luna, the one you call old all the time.

• 3:34Bunnie XO?

  Cause Olivia will be ten.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:38Bunnie XO?

  He's gonna be sixty-four? Wait, what's nine times seven?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Oh, you're asking the wrong person.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Sixty-three.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  Sixty-three?

• 3:47Bunnie XO?

  My fucking senior citizen dog. But you still look young and spry. That's all that matters.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  The way he moves like a sloth.

• 3:57Bunnie XO?

  He's been such a jerk.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  Young and spry?

• 4:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:04Bunnie XO?

  He's been such a jerk the past two days. Like he's just not loving it all. All right, guys. So every Sunday, we all put in our stories, Ask, Tell, Confess on Instagram. So if you are not following us on Instagram, I'm XOMGitsBunny. She's Makeup by Haley and you are?

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Mimi S dot sixteen twenty.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Go to our profiles and submit your Ask, Tell, Confess. If it's too much to write in the little boxes, just DM us, but put Ask, Tell, Confess before it so that we actually really read it.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can choose it. It got deep there for a second.

• 4:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  I had to really get in the trenches to find them.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So make sure you put ATC before it and you'll more than likely make it on the episode. So who wants to kick this off?

• 4:52Speaker 01

  I got a really good one.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  Okay, go.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  This is actually a mutual friend of ours.

• 4:55Bunnie XO?

  Oh, boy.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  She told me I can say, I know, I didn't steal this story. It was in her stories the other day and she wrote to me and said, you can actually use my story. She's going through something similar that we had just talked about a couple of episodes ago. So I thought it was crazy. She said, in her story, she had posted a screenshot of a Facebook status from a man talking about how he had just discovered he had a thirty some year old daughter. And how it was not like in his realm of twenty twenty six, finding out through an ancestry website that he's got a daughter who reaches out to him. So I was like, girl, is that you? Like you? You reached out to this dude? She said, yes. So finding out my mom, homie hopped.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  My dad is my brother's dad's best friend.

• 5:45Bunnie XO?

  Hold on. Say it again.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  So her brother has a dad, which I'm assuming she assumed was her dad also.

• 5:51Bunnie XO?

  Brother has a dad.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Yep. The dad's best friend.

• 5:55Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so grandpa's best friend.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Just dad.

• 5:59Bunnie XO?

  Dad's best friend.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, dad's best friend. So.

• 6:01Bunnie XO?

  No, but it would be her grandpa, right?

• 6:03Speaker 01

  No, no, no, sorry. I just meant the brother's dad.

• 6:05Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  So her brother's dad. So that just means.

• 6:08Bunnie XO?

  Thought was probably her dad too, but it's actually dad's best friend.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. So mom, homie hopped on.

• 6:14Bunnie XO?

  What if they had a menage a trois?

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Well, I don't know. And so she said she never had told me. And then I said, no way. We just talked about something like that on Ask Talk Confess. And she said, yeah, dude, the guy who I thought was my dad also knew that I was not his child. No one told me. So the mom knew, the man she grew up thinking was her dad also knew. And she ended up taking an ancestry to find out.

• 6:41Bunnie XO?

  So everyone knew about her?

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Yes, she found out on April Fool's Day.

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking terrible.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  I wouldn't believe it if it was April Fools.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  I know.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Good joke.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry ancestry.

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. That's what I'm telling you, man. You gotta tell your kids where they come from.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:57Bunnie XO?

  They're gonna find out. Yeah. And you wanna do it in the most gentle ways so that they're not fucking like, don't get that like, you know, stabbed in the heart pain because it's not fair.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Like that.

• 7:08Bunnie XO?

  Um, all right. Well, everybody, start telling your fucking kids where they're from. Okay?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't believe how common this is. To me, that seems like such a like, out of the world thing. But like, the more we talk about it publicly, the more I'm finding these people.

• 7:25Bunnie XO?

  Well, it's a generational thing. So it's like the parents from like, you know, like, it's the older generation.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  It's a pre-internet.

• 7:34Bunnie XO?

  Right. They don't wanna admit their mistakes. And it's like, dude, if you fucking sucked the dick and sat on it, and a child was conceived, that is your responsibility as a parent, to not put your shame onto your child. Because in the end, that's just gonna screw them up more.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 7:54Bunnie XO?

  We talk about this in depth on the last Ask Hell Confess. If you guys wanna hear about that, you can. Um, okay, I got one. I get all the questions. When I, she wants to remain anonymous, and I know why. When I was a teen, I was involved in sports. I was at a swim practice one day when my stomach started to feel awful. Cramps, aching, you name it. I decided to keep swimming. As I was going down the lane, it hit. A shart. But it was massive.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 8:25Bunnie XO?

  I got out of the water and ran to the bathroom to clean up. Luckily, nobody even noticed or mentioned anything. I, however, am still mortified to this day. Wet one-piece isn't the best for a cleanup like that. Always keeping my fingers crossed that nobody saw anything or smelled anything.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  How did they not see brown water?

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Well, those swimmer bikinis are swimmer bathing suits are tight.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  I bet you it held it inside.

• 8:51Bunnie XO?

  It held it inside. She probably got out as fast as she could and oh.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Oh, poor thing. I feel so bad.

• 8:58Bunnie XO?

  I know, poor little baby.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Hmm, and to have to fucking keep swimming.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I was like three, I shit in a pool, one time a public pool.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  I too have shit in a couple pools.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  Yes, you did. Yeah.

• 9:11Bunnie XO?

  I think I tried to put those in the book and they didn't, they took so much out of the book now that I think about it.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  No, they did. The lazy river poop. And she's like, I just watched the poop go down the lazy river.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  I wish that would have stayed in.

• 9:22Bunnie XO?

  I blew my whistle and said that there's caddyshacks. Everybody had to get out.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  She doesn't know what that is.

• 9:27Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  I don't know what that is either.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  She doesn't know what a caddyshack is.

• 9:30Bunnie XO?

  Oh, hell. Anyways, lingo. Moving on.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Okay, I got one.

• 9:37Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, friend.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Okay, this is a confession. I hooked up with the singer of a rock band in an alley in Knoxville after his show.

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  Which band, bitches?

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Tell me.

• 9:47Bunnie XO?

  Tell us.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  I was ready for my one and only one night stand as he was only the third person I'd hooked up with. Well, we were in the middle of the deed and a crackhead rode by on his bike and said, "Yeah, man, we've all been there before," and tried to watch. The dude I was with said, "Carry on, dude," and the crackhead rode on down the alley. It instantly killed the mood because we could stop laughing. We have been dating for four years now.

• 10:15Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  Uh, this one said, "I was having sex with a guy. He used hand sanitizer as lube without knowing the lights were off. I didn't know until my vagina was on fire."

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh, dick. That's the worst.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  That's horrible.

• 10:31Bunnie XO?

  I actually got that one too, and I got the full story. So, he didn't tell her until she started burning. And he was like, he knew he was using hand sanitizer and didn't tell her.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  What a dick.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  I would be pissed.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Put it in the tip of his penis.

• 10:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, or in his asshole.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  It had to have been though, if he's.

• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  I was gonna say, yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  It had to have been on him, but I guess it wouldn't, because like, I feel like internal versus external.

• 10:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but their little pee hole. Yeah.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  That's a little pee hole.

• 11:00Bunnie XO?

  A little, little fucking one-eyed snake. Yeah.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  That's interesting.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  All right, this one I gotta put my glasses on for. It's a little long and I don't know, it kinda made me sad for her when I was reading it, cuz

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  you know, sometimes we gotta give the girlies some advice, alright? Unpopular opinion, I'm still together with a man who cheated on me more than five times. We are in our 14th year together, married for nine. We have four kids, two together, and two I have adopted from one of my husband's previous relationships. I knew about his indiscretions as they were happening. I even found a used pair of undies in the glove box of his truck once. Each time he was confronted, the boy in him deflected. I was told to leave so many times, but I wasn't ready. Something told me not to give up on him, or our life together. Fast forward years later and the boy in him grew up.

• 11:59Bunnie XO?

  It wasn't overnight, and I'm still silently dealing with the bits of that betrayal over time. But he realized somewhere along the way that his family was the center of his heart. This opened up avenues of communication we had never experienced before. We are still learning, making baby steps, but in the right direction. He hasn't had an indiscretion in over eight years now. God is good.

• 12:23Bunnie XO?

  Haley's face. So, I cannot talk about anything. But my husband had one indiscretion behind my back nine years ago and he became the most amazing man ever. Very public knowledge, nobody will shut the fuck up about it.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  Five times, however, is wild. And I love that. She sounds like an amazing woman. Yes. She took in two kids that aren't hers. Yes. She Stood by him. Stood by him in his darkest moments. And I get, you know, what is for everybody, doesn't work for everybody. You know, like what is for one person doesn't work for everybody. So, in no way, shape, or form am I gonna shame a woman for standing by her man, because I truly won't. I stand by my man 100%. Um, but I just wish she did not have to go through that five times because that is so fucking hurtful.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz I feel like the panties, someone was definitely leaving those cuz they knew. Like those kinda things, but again, she just might be the person who's meant for him cuz I don't feel like there are many women like her.

• 13:33Bunnie XO?

  And has he really stopped or has he just gotten better at hiding it? That's because seeing that many times.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Like not saying that their family's not worth it at all, but me, the person I am, I'd be like, okay, this dude's just gotten way better at hiding it.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Correct, and you know, and maybe that's what she's talking about, what's left over is like her PTSD from the first five.

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  For sure.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  With that every time he.

• 13:57Bunnie XO?

  That's betrayal trauma.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  Or something.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, betrayal trauma is the worst to have to try to fucking work through. So I couldn't imagine going through that five times. There's no way. What's your take Haley? Cuz I saw your face over there.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  I mean, I really can't speak on this because I've never been in a relationship long enough for them to cheat, especially five times. I mean, but I found out my ex was talking to multiple girls on Snap and I ended it immediately, you know, so like, I don't know. I, I don't think I can judge anyone's personal story. Yeah, cuz that's their own journey and everyone's different and, I mean, we don't know these people, so.

• 14:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Do, do whatever.

• 14:41Bunnie XO?

  And I mean, listen, if you're happy and you guys are still in this relationship and you're not using it against him every day, and it's not a topic of conversation every day and like you guys have moved on, then cool. But I truly believe that as women, if we decide to stay after infidelity, it's our responsibility to move the fuck on.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 15:02Bunnie XO?

  You do not stay with somebody to make their life miserable because in the end, that's gonna make your life miserable. Or you don't stay with a man so that another woman can't get him. Like let, let her have him. She'll be where you are in two years, you know? So just know that if you do decide to stay with somebody and work through it, cuz you have to work through it. If you don't work through it, it's just gonna be. An ever evolving door that you guys are gonna have to go through of emotions and nobody wants to go through them.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  I do feel like these, this situation, they worked through it and they grew from it. And like she said, communication got so much better. Those situations put them in a, a position in which it made their relationship stronger. So hopefully this is for the best and you guys were able both to move on.

• 15:45Bunnie XO?

  The only thing that I was hung up on is that she said it's been eight years since he's cheated on her. And she said she's still trying to work through the betrayal. So that makes me think that she's still, you know, rightfully so, you know, but at the same time, it's like, you know, like we gotta.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Are you truly happy?

• 16:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Are you truly happy or are you just?

• 16:03Speaker 02

  And that to me is all that matters. Like.

• 16:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:07Bunnie XO?

  For sure. Go ahead. Who's next?

• 16:10Speaker 01

  You or me?

• 16:10Speaker 02

  About to change the pace. I have a question.

• 16:13Bunnie XO?

  Please do.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Do you think a guy could be gay if he likes anal too much?

• 16:16Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I had this problem before.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  Well, no, because it could just feel good to him.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  Well, then that means that your vagina is not tight enough for him. If he only wants anal, that means that he likes the tightness of the butthole. So it could either be.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Wait, he likes anal or likes to do anal?

• 16:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  I'm confused. He likes it in the butt?

• 16:42Speaker 02

  If he likes anal too much. So that's probably doing anal.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  I think.

• 16:49Bunnie XO?

  I had an ex like that. It just gets boring. It's like.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  That's where you shit.

• 16:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And I mean, listen, I can't, and you get hemorrhoids. You get hemorrhoids. Like it's not comfortable. Women who enjoy anal sex are a different breed.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, no.

• 17:05Bunnie XO?

  Like.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  I go you because I could never, never. Not all the time.

• 17:11Bunnie XO?

  No. That's like a fucking wrap a bow around it and give it like once a year type shit.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Once a year is a lot.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Damn. Once in a lifetime is a lot. Absolutely not.

• 17:22Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Maybe a decade.

• 17:24Bunnie XO?

  You won't even do a whipped cream bikini memes. No anal.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  A tankini? Are we calling that a tankini?

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  No tankini, a little tankini and anal? No?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Oh God.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Your, Jason's birthday just passed.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  He didn't get anal.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 17:42Bunnie XO?

  Yours is coming up.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Not getting anal.

• 17:46Bunnie XO?

  Damn, work daddy, I'm starting to feel sorry for you, buddy.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 17:51Bunnie XO?

  Mimi, do you have anymore?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  Gross.

• 18:01Bunnie XO?

  Just a lot of poop, I feel like. You always.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  You gotta prep for that, you can't just wing it.

• 18:07Bunnie XO?

  Listen, my butthole is fucking tore up from the floor up. The older I get.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  No, this.

• 18:12Bunnie XO?

  I can't poop, ever.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love when you asked Sunny to roast you and it said that your most concern is not being able to poop.

• 18:20Bunnie XO?

  Literally, I'm fucking just petrified.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  So funny. This is a short one. This was said, my kid's dad lives in my basement and he only showers two times last year. That is no joke.

• 18:31Bunnie XO?

  Sounds like he's depressed.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  Showering twice in one year.

• 18:36Bunnie XO?

  Maybe get him out of the basement.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, why is he in the basement?

• 18:39Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, why are we in the basement?

• 18:41Bunnie XO?

  Sounds like baby daddy's going through a hard time and might need a little boost. Like get him out of the.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Shower.

• 18:47Bunnie XO?

  That too. Get him out of the basement, get him into some sunshine.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  New clothes.

• 18:52Bunnie XO?

  New clothes, maybe make him stay on his own, you know?

• 18:55Speaker 01

  True, he might need a little help.

• 18:57Bunnie XO?

  He might have to man up, uh, you know, and be a responsible dad. God, two, two times in a year, I couldn't imagine.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  I also got one that said I.

• 19:07Bunnie XO?

  I showered right, fresh out of a facelift.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  She did?

• 19:11Bunnie XO?

  There, I, I could not.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  When I first met Bunny, she used to shower three times a day.

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  I still do. I shower twice a day, for sure.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  It's true.

• 19:18Bunnie XO?

  I still do. Today I'll have taken three showers. One before the gym, one after the gym, one at night.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. And that was the wildest thing to me.

• 19:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I still do it. Like, I do not like feeling dirty.

• 19:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I can't do it.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  I used to hook up with a guy who was grossed out by his own cum.

• 19:39Bunnie XO?

  I got that one too.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Did you really?

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  He'd come, throw the towel and run.

• 19:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:46Bunnie XO?

  There's a few dudes that are like that. I've had somebody like that before.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Are you serious? Scared of their own come is wild.

• 19:51Bunnie XO?

  It's not that they're scared, they're OCD. So they don't like it. It like freaks them out.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  I can't like sleep in come.

• 19:59Bunnie XO?

  Ew, who's sleeping in come?

• 20:00Speaker 01

  I know someone, I'm not joking. I had a friend who was like, they don't clean up after.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  Okay, smells like a fucking kitty litter box down there then. There's no way.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:11Bunnie XO?

  Fucking, are you kidding? My pH balance would be wrecked.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  I don't love like a lot of slime.

• 20:17Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't either. I don't, I can't.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  Probably gonna be celibate the rest of it. No, you're not.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  No, just wait till a six foot guy walks by, that'll change real quick.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Six two and she's like, guys, I'm not celibate.

• 20:35Bunnie XO?

  Was dating a guy who drank a lot, so he could barely get it up. He asked to bang me in the ass with a zucchini. And then afterwards, he ate it for breakfast.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  I got that one too. They ate the zucchini.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Who's having zucchini for breakfast?

• 20:51Bunnie XO?

  And your eggs, it's delicious.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  No way.

• 20:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Shit, zucchini?

• 20:55Bunnie XO?

  No, listen, no. I would have thrown the fucking zucchini out, okay?

• 21:01Speaker 01

  The fact that he ate it is insane.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Did he wash it before eating it, you think?

• 21:04Bunnie XO?

  I'm sure. But dude, zucchinis are kinda big. How are you getting that in your ass?

• 21:10Speaker 01

  They are big.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Don't they start out small though?

• 21:12Bunnie XO?

  They're like, no, that's a squash. Zucchinis are about this big around, dude.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Are you thinking of the big ones?

• 21:19Speaker 03

  I was thinking like at the end, it gets like small and then it.

• 21:22Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  That's a squash.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 21:24Bunnie XO?

  Zucchinis are just all, they're like cucumbers.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Like a cucumber.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, yeah, it's shaped like a cucumber, but I feel like they're girthier than cucumbers.

• 21:31Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they're so girthy, especially fucking, uh, Mr. Terry. I am so excited for his garden to get up. I can't wait. I go and I get his zucchini and a squash.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  I wanna go there. Whenever he puts it up, I think we should all go and just buy him out.

• 21:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, I, we do. He said, me just posting one video, everybody came and bought all this stuff.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  I love that. I have a local farmer's market that Jason and I like to go to. It's a poultry swap, but then they have like a garden, uh, farmer's market in the front. It's so nice.

• 21:57Bunnie XO?

  How are my turkeys doing?

• 21:59Speaker 01

  They're huge. They're, I'm not shitting you this big.

• 22:02Bunnie XO?

  Why do they grow so fast?

• 22:03Speaker 01

  These turkeys are, I mean, I, every day I walk out there, they're that much bigger. Like, we already have to transfer them into their new homes because they outgrew their brooder that fast.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  What are the new ones they get?

• 22:14Bunnie XO?

  Grown.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  They just, they just turkey around.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  In the backyard?

• 22:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're huge into like protecting.

• 22:20Bunnie XO?

  They don't turkey around, they strut.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. If it's the boys. One of them's already starting to strut.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  They're so cute.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Like puts its little chest out and it like puts its little wings out and it's like.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  No, they're the turkeys are so cute. I want a turkey so bad.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Oh, you can come visit my turkeys anytime.

• 22:36Bunnie XO?

  I'll get one, but I fucking.

• 22:38Speaker 01

  Would you like one of them?

• 22:39Bunnie XO?

  No, I'll get my own.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  If they're both boys, I'm, I don't know if I can keep them both.

• 22:44Bunnie XO?

  Oh, really?

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 22:46Bunnie XO?

  Can I have just one?

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, because they're very protective of flocks. So like they would protect the cows.

• 22:51Bunnie XO?

  Can you imagine? Two fucking egos, crunch, smore, and then fucking a turkey?

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  Smore's got his own little ego going on too.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  Oh, I saw that. Like won't even come to you half the time.

• 23:03Bunnie XO?

  He's a fucking douche. Yeah, and fucking, he's my emo, uh, my emo kid and then crunch is just my all American all star football player.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  I was like, he's a jock for sure.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  Can one of you get baby goats, please?

• 23:18Bunnie XO?

  No, fuck no, never.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  I went to Taylor Holder's farm and they have the cutest little baby goats and they're just so precious and they just cuddle with you.

• 23:27Bunnie XO?

  All right, guys. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to go get a frickin' turkey. So see you guys next week. Bye.