Haunted HayRide: Corn Mazes + Screenshots

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The following podcast is a Dear Media production. The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

• 0:19Speaker 01

  Hey, can you come pick me up? Yeah, what's wrong? Nothing. Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Ride, ride. Oh, my God. So, I just wanna have fun. Start your engine. Take that.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  I'm Benito Skinner.

• 0:31Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm Mary Beth Brown.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  And this.

• 0:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Is.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Ride.

• 0:45Benito Skinner?

  Try everything. That's my big try everything bit that Mary Beth continues to love to this day.

• 0:50Mary Beth Barone?

  First things first, obviously, A-Cab, we're not condoning

• 0:56Mary Beth Barone?

  the police. The police in Zootopia investigate corruption, so that's what we're, you know.

• 1:03Benito Skinner?

  They take down the fat cats at the top.

• 1:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06Benito Skinner?

  That's the thing.

• 1:07Mary Beth Barone?

  The wolves in sheep's clothing.

• 1:09Benito Skinner?

  Oh, sheep's, wait. But, yeah, totally.

• 1:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Exactly. So, welcome to the Halloween episode of Ride. We are both single and we're trying to get digged down. And this is kinda the only thing we hadn't tried.

• 1:24Benito Skinner?

  Sorry, I just did. I can't look at you, dude. We continue to, you know, we're getting dogged a little bit, but I, I would say we're resilient. We're brilliant, and we still got it, kid.

• 1:40Mary Beth Barone?

  Why does the caged bird sing?

• 1:42Benito Skinner?

  Well, I could never answer that. What I can say is, you are always cute.

• 1:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Thanks.

• 1:48Benito Skinner?

  And I can't stress enough, I think there's some of you out there, I'm not trying to make you compliment me, I think you might be sexually attracted to me as this fox.

• 1:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I have these hip-hats in that I just, I mean, this, look at this little snatch, little, I almost fell.

• 2:03Benito Skinner?

  No, literally. Damn, Nikki.

• 2:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Damn, Nikki, you're Bobby's.

• 2:06Benito Skinner?

  You're Bobby's.

• 2:08Mary Beth Barone?

  So I'm serving body, body tea.

• 2:11Benito Skinner?

  I can't stress enough that this episode might have to be watched.

• 2:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, let's just say, listen to it first and then watch it.

• 2:17Benito Skinner?

  Watch it when you get home.

• 2:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Because whatever you're picturing, it's so different.

• 2:20Benito Skinner?

  It's different. You know what I look like more so than even Nick?

• 2:24Mary Beth Barone?

  What?

• 2:24Benito Skinner?

  From Zootopia. Fantastic Mr. Fox.

• 2:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 2:28Benito Skinner?

  Do you remember George Clooney in that?

• 2:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Of course.

• 2:29Benito Skinner?

  Attracted to that fox as well.

• 2:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, he had swag. He was sexy.

• 2:32Benito Skinner?

  Because all the fucking foxes kicked me last night. They're talking about me.

• 2:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. So yeah, this is Halloween. This is how we're doing it.

• 2:39Benito Skinner?

  We'll see who shoots our, who shoots their shot.

• 2:41Mary Beth Barone?

  It's just a normal episode of Ride.

• 2:43Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, it is our Halloween episode. It's the, what's it called?

• 2:45Mary Beth Barone?

  The Spooktacular. Hey Ride or Haunted Hey Ride.

• 2:48Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 2:48Mary Beth Barone?

  So I guess we should just start with, we would never not come to dinner. So someone did a TikTok about the deep cuts from Ride.

• 2:58Benito Skinner?

  I don't know if I can.

• 2:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Can you just keep your composure?

• 3:01Benito Skinner?

  Okay.

• 3:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Someone did a TikTok asking for everyone's favorite deep cuts. So not come on, Kriplunk, not this chick woke up in my house. Like things that we haven't brought up in a while. And someone wrote, we would never not come to dinner from Selling Sunset, which had completely like escaped me.

• 3:14Benito Skinner?

  Totally.

• 3:14Mary Beth Barone?

  And I just love the concept and I'm pretty sure that they then didn't go to dinner.

• 3:19Benito Skinner?

  So that's.

• 3:20Mary Beth Barone?

  But so we've just been saying like, we would never not come to dinner.

• 3:22Benito Skinner?

  We would never not come to dinner. And it's something that like, I think about in my bones. Like, I got what they meant so deeply. Like, I would never not come to dinner. Like, I'm gonna, if there's a reservation, like, I'm pulling up.

• 3:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I'm coming to dinner. I would never not come to dinner.

• 3:36Benito Skinner?

  I believe it was in Cabo at the restaurant where you kind of almost had to go on like a lily pad to get to the area where they were eating.

• 3:42Mary Beth Barone?

  You had to hop.

• 3:43Benito Skinner?

  You had to hop.

• 3:43Mary Beth Barone?

  It was American Ninja Warrior, but make it fashion.

• 3:46Benito Skinner?

  Exactly, but do it in Louboutins.

• 3:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Louboutins.

• 3:49Benito Skinner?

  But yeah, we would never not come to dinner, period.

• 3:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Just wanted to touch on that briefly.

• 3:54Benito Skinner?

  Oh, can I talk to you about anyway? So I almost rode for this word, but I've just like, after Icebreakers, I've been more thoughtful.

• 4:00Mary Beth Barone?

  No one had a problem with that episode. I don't know why you're so self-conscious about it.

• 4:04Benito Skinner?

  I don't know. I'm working through all of this.

• 4:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay. I'm taking off my shoes because there's no point.

• 4:08Benito Skinner?

  Oh, yeah, same.

• 4:09Mary Beth Barone?

  And they're really wet.

• 4:10Benito Skinner?

  Mine are like soggy as fuck.

• 4:12Mary Beth Barone?

  I think a lot of people aren't even acknowledging the fact that earlier today, we were in Times Square.

• 4:16Benito Skinner?

  Well, I.

• 4:19Mary Beth Barone?

  So yeah, come and get me, boys. Come and get us.

• 4:27Benito Skinner?

  Come get us. Hey, maybe together. We don't even know at this point.

• 4:30Mary Beth Barone?

  At the same damn time.

• 4:33Benito Skinner?

  I love Paris this time of year.

• 4:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Anyway.

• 4:36Benito Skinner?

  Anyway, I can't stop thinking, I guess, in my new era, which I have a big announcement coming again. I'm just trying to shake these.

• 4:43Mary Beth Barone?

  What's the announcement?

• 4:44Benito Skinner?

  Well, you know, our daughter who wrote for The Hard Reset? Well, she got into my head somehow.

• 4:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:49Benito Skinner?

  She and the wizard.

• 4:50Mary Beth Barone?

  You infected my mind. My mind.

• 4:53Benito Skinner?

  So I am moving to New York.

• 4:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, cool. Cool to tell people. I didn't know that's what the announcement was.

• 4:59Benito Skinner?

  Oh, yeah, you just you just acted like that was the first time.

• 5:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I found out for the first time, yeah.

• 5:02Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. I think it's the teeth, the bunny teeth that are so cute.

• 5:07Mary Beth Barone?

  Laurel having to flip the teeth up with a Q-tip to paint my mouth. I couldn't stop laughing.

• 5:13Benito Skinner?

  I kept turning and I can't get over it. Pinky, what a good girl she was.

• 5:17Mary Beth Barone?

  She was such a good girl while we were getting prosthetics and she wasn't even scared of me. She was just like, we kind of look more alike now. What were you gonna say about anyway, though?

• 5:23Benito Skinner?

  So anyway, I just I want to ride for this word because it's like you'll just be talking to like, if you're talking to something and somebody, so if you're talking to somebody.

• 5:31Mary Beth Barone?

  If you're talking to something and somebody, say it again, please.

• 5:35Benito Skinner?

  Let me quickly shit my pants.

• 5:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Anyway.

• 5:36Benito Skinner?

  So if you're talking to somebody and like, I don't know, you're interrupted or they say something strange, like they say something out of pocket, but in a bad way. You just go, anyway. But I don't even use it that much. I just love when it's applied. Like, I love watching you do it. I love like.

• 5:52Mary Beth Barone?

  And I am doing it.

• 5:53Benito Skinner?

  Anyone holding their power going, anyway, and that to me, goosebumps.

• 5:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, you're pivoting and you're taking control of the narrative and the conversation.

• 6:02Benito Skinner?

  It's kind of like, hey, you just made me sick, so.

• 6:05Mary Beth Barone?

  So we're gonna actually, I was gonna reta- I was gonna tie up my shirt again, but it actually doesn't matter because we're done after this.

• 6:11Benito Skinner?

  Well, yeah, we already went to Times Square. I've been to Times Square like six times this year. I'm like, I can't get enough of the place.

• 6:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe this could be like one of the last times we go.

• 6:18Benito Skinner?

  You shit your pants this year.

• 6:23Mary Beth Barone?

  So we've been talking a lot about top bottom verse. You know, my whole thing is gay guys need to grow the fuck up.

• 6:28Benito Skinner?

  Hey, it's called being an adult.

• 6:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Everyone should be verse if you ask me. I just think it's like more welcoming. It feels more inclusive.

• 6:35Benito Skinner?

  It's like sometimes, so I'm trying to like be focused on the pod, but it's like the clip is so clear to me.

• 6:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Benito Skinner?

  It's like, dear media, it just knows exactly.

• 6:42Mary Beth Barone?

  And I think being aside, obviously, whatever, you know, this is all satire. Everything we see on here is satire. So.

• 6:48Benito Skinner?

  Of course.

• 6:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I think everyone should do whatever they want to do. Just want to put a little disclaimer on it. Everyone should do whatever they want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. I just think the top bottom being so like locked into one thing. It's like, it feels so binary.

• 7:00Benito Skinner?

  What did Katy Perry tell us?

• 7:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm not just one thing. So we were talking about how like all the Romans were probably verse because they didn't have such.

• 7:08Benito Skinner?

  Well, I said that to you.

• 7:09Mary Beth Barone?

  You know, societal.

• 7:10Benito Skinner?

  I said that to you and you go, and say that.

• 7:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 7:12Benito Skinner?

  Because we were just in a cab and it was late. You were just talking about this. You were really like fixated on it.

• 7:17Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, you said you were like, well, what did they do in the Roman times? Everyone was fucking everyone.

• 7:20Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, it's, it's, yeah.

• 7:21Mary Beth Barone?

  They're all verse. And I get if you have a preference, but it's like, don't you want to experience it all?

• 7:27Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, try everything. What did Shakira say? Zootopia. Oh, this is as much action as we've gotten. Oh.

• 7:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, it was cool.

• 7:34Benito Skinner?

  Try everything.

• 7:35Mary Beth Barone?

  When the paintbrushes were painting my face, that felt cool. So the other day I just said to Benny, I was like, I'm about to party on you.

• 7:43Benito Skinner?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, can I say something?

• 7:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Yes.

• 7:46Benito Skinner?

  I'm about to party on you.

• 7:47Mary Beth Barone?

  No, seriously, dude, look at me. I'm about to party on you.

• 7:51Benito Skinner?

  Look at me like that one more time. I'm about to party.

• 7:54Mary Beth Barone?

  You know what's gonna fucking happen.

• 7:55Benito Skinner?

  I so get what she meant.

• 7:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I love it as a kind of threat, though.

• 7:57Benito Skinner?

  Of course.

• 7:58Mary Beth Barone?

  A sexual threat.

• 7:59Benito Skinner?

  It's always right as a threat to me. I'm about to party on you. No, and by the way, watch me party on you.

• 8:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Watch me, watch me party on you. There's no time when a woman is more hopeful than right before bikini wax. It's an inherently hopeful act. And I just hope that whoever's out there getting a bikini wax today, they've got the appointments on the books. Hold your head high, walking in and out is all I would say.

• 8:19Benito Skinner?

  I want to dub in one part during the verse thing. I just want to say that like, there's actually nothing I've been asked more in my life than what percentage of overcompensating is from your real life? And are you a top or bottom?

• 8:31Mary Beth Barone?

  And that's just Hollywood, baby.

• 8:34Benito Skinner?

  It's definitely Hollywood.

• 8:34Mary Beth Barone?

  It's very Hollywood.

• 8:35Benito Skinner?

  Definitely Hollywood.

• 8:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, people feel like they can ask you that stuff.

• 8:38Benito Skinner?

  It's interesting, because yeah, it's like, I don't ask sexual preferences to people I don't know, or just me. I only ask if I want to have sex with you. I don't really need to know anyone else's, but...

• 8:48Mary Beth Barone?

  That's so true. That's such a good boundary.

• 8:50Benito Skinner?

  You know what I mean?

• 8:50Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm curious.

• 8:51Benito Skinner?

  Well, you're curious about, yeah, gay guys, you gotta know what...

• 8:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, I just wanted to know what people are thinking, what they're thinking about.

• 8:58Benito Skinner?

  Can you go...

• 9:01Benito Skinner?

  Who shows your range, baby?

• 9:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Nobody, nobody like you.

• 9:04Benito Skinner?

  You're so pretty as this. I love you as a bunny.

• 9:06Mary Beth Barone?

  I think it's the lashes. I really think it's the lashes.

• 9:09Benito Skinner?

  I just know this fox like he's a bastard.

• 9:12Mary Beth Barone?

  The next person who ghosts me, I will name on the pod first and last. I'm just saying that.

• 9:15Benito Skinner?

  So I was at a dinner and I spit out my drink because I got the alert and I said, oh wait, Mary Beth just sent something in the ride the pod. I saw this and I spit out my drink and I told the person I was with and we were laughing so fucking...

• 9:26Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm saying your full fucking name.

• 9:28Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, first and last.

• 9:29Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm just saying it now. I'm gonna tell whoever I fraternize with next as well, like, just so we're clear, if you ghost me,

• 9:37Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Mary Beth Barone?

  you are getting named on the podcast. And I would say like, RIP your DMs.

• 9:41Benito Skinner?

  Say it right before, like you're on top of them, knife to throat, and say that to them.

• 9:45Mary Beth Barone?

  And I will have that.

• 9:46Benito Skinner?

  And then you say, shice to Magua.

• 9:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, click it. I think it should record. Do they put batteries in it?

• 9:52Mary Beth Barone?

  No, we didn't.

• 9:53Benito Skinner?

  I love the, like, the little bunny snitch, but she did take down a corrupt government.

• 9:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Corruption from the top.

• 9:58Benito Skinner?

  So that's why, and you know, neo noir, what a year for neo noir.

• 10:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Speaking of calling people out on things,

• 10:03Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 10:04Mary Beth Barone?

  one of my friends in London was hanging out with someone who was talking about the podcast, Loving Ride, and then he was like, it just sucks because I heard Mary Beth Barone is like a massive bitch.

• 10:13Benito Skinner?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 10:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Didn't know that, or didn't know that I was friends with the person that he was talking to.

• 10:17Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 10:17Mary Beth Barone?

  And she was like, who did you hear that from? And he was like, oh, I heard it from like someone that knows her ex-boyfriend. And she was like, Edward, they're like good friends.

• 10:27Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, what?

• 10:27Mary Beth Barone?

  And she found out who the person was and I only met her a couple of times, but I just think it's funny, like, if you listen to the podcast, you should know that I'm not that. Also, if that's the rumor, then like, I must have made it because all great women

• 10:39Benito Skinner?

  Of course.

• 10:39Mary Beth Barone?

  are talked about in that way.

• 10:41Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, of course, all the greats.

• 10:42Mary Beth Barone?

  A massive bitch.

• 10:43Benito Skinner?

  Well, it's always so funny to me, sometimes to like gay guys, they'll talk about like divas on set and they say all the things they did. And I'm like, oh, am I supposed to not be, try not to say mother challenge.

• 10:51Mary Beth Barone?

  No, I know.

• 10:52Benito Skinner?

  I'm seated. And by the way, When people think that about you, if they come to me and they're like, does Mary Beth hate me? I'm like, you don't know yet that she's a delicate, baby chihuahua ballerina princess.

• 11:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I am. And that's the energy I'm bringing, but also it's like, no, probably not. There's very few people I hate. I mean, I have the list of enemies in my Notes app that I'll read every single name, first and last, in the last season of Pride.

• 11:14Benito Skinner?

  What did he say about me?

• 11:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, he didn't, I guess he hadn't heard any rumors about you.

• 11:17Benito Skinner?

  No, no, there's no rumors about me in London yet.

• 11:19Mary Beth Barone?

  You didn't know the person that he knew.

• 11:20Benito Skinner?

  Okay.

• 11:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I have to just say like, careful, I guess. Careful.

• 11:25Benito Skinner?

  I'm glad you could say it like this.

• 11:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause I could be one.

• 11:30Mary Beth Barone?

  You have no idea what I'm capable of.

• 11:32Benito Skinner?

  I don't know if I could. I wish.

• 11:33Mary Beth Barone?

  You didn't think I could do this?

• 11:35Benito Skinner?

  I.

• 11:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Universal you. I know that you knew that.

• 11:37Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, exactly. I was about to say, no, I've seen the vision since the very first time I saw you.

• 11:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Benito Skinner?

  Sweet baby angel princess.

• 11:42Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 11:42Benito Skinner?

  But yeah, I'm gonna protect and I'm gonna attack.

• 11:45Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm just tired, I think.

• 11:47Benito Skinner?

  Anything else?

• 11:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, is there anything else pressing that needs to be said this week?

• 11:50Benito Skinner?

  Well, I'm drinking a Maison Perrier Ultimate. Oh, wait, this, I guess it's not saying ultimate anymore.

• 11:56Mary Beth Barone?

  Dinner in LA and the waitress said there's a water program and you ordered an $18 sparkling water?

• 11:59Benito Skinner?

  Oh my God, so this happened. It was so crazy. I'm at this dinner and I'm like, yeah, could I get a sparkling water? And I think this is the moment I knew I probably shouldn't live in LA anymore, but you know, I still was. But she goes, we have a water program.

• 12:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally.

• 12:13Benito Skinner?

  And I was like.

• 12:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And by the way, totally.

• 12:14Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. And I said, great. I mean, how cool is that? I've watched people try wines for years. I'd love to have, you know, you come over and splash and I smell it and chug. So I say, of course. And I was like, if you have a wreck, like which, you know? And she's like, well, what do you like? And I'm like, shit, girl, where do we start?

• 12:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Right.

• 12:30Benito Skinner?

  She says, you verse?

• 12:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, yeah.

• 12:32Benito Skinner?

  And then so I was like, I love it really spicy. Like I want it, you know, searing my esophagus. She brings out this water and it was, I found out later, was $18. Money well spent. Happy to do it. And.

• 12:45Mary Beth Barone?

  It's the tariffs.

• 12:45Benito Skinner?

  It's the tariffs, of course. It tasted fully like the Dead Sea. It was like the saltiest fucking.

• 12:52Mary Beth Barone?

  You wanted spicy?

• 12:53Benito Skinner?

  I said, yeah, but I didn't say I wanted like sodium. It was crazy how salty it was.

• 12:58Mary Beth Barone?

  But did you drink it?

• 12:59Benito Skinner?

  I did. I finished the whole thing because she kept coming back and asking how it was. She never asked how the food was. It just was this water. And that's what I love about LA. And so stories like this and experiences like this are why I think I'm a great catch. And someone to watch, I think a newcomer to watch.

• 13:16Mary Beth Barone?

  A one to watch.

• 13:16Benito Skinner?

  I'm the one to watch and.

• 13:18Mary Beth Barone?

  A one to watch.

• 13:19Benito Skinner?

  It's why.

• 13:19Mary Beth Barone?

  $18 water. We have a podcast.

• 13:23Benito Skinner?

  And you don't.

• 13:25Mary Beth Barone?

  So should we get to know what we ride for?

• 13:26Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, so today in our little spooktober haunted hayride, I'm gonna be riding for corn mazes.

• 13:32Mary Beth Barone?

  And I'm gonna be riding for screenshots.

• 13:35Benito Skinner?

  Ooh.

• 13:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Spooky.

• 13:37Benito Skinner?

  We tried to watch a horror movie the other night, an hour in, we're like, nothing could scare us at this point. Off, and then.

• 13:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Turn it off. Maybe, hey, maybe next year.

• 13:44Benito Skinner?

  Maybe next year.

• 13:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe next year.

• 13:46Benito Skinner?

  We go, that's all you've got? And then we kissed.

• 13:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Show me something.

• 13:50Benito Skinner?

  And we kissed.

• 13:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Show me something.

• 13:51Benito Skinner?

  Show me something. You want sex with me?

• 13:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, then come talk to me.

• 13:57Benito Skinner?

  Clip that. Wait, you're obsessed with us today. I want to be looked at the way you're looking at me.

• 14:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I know.

• 14:03Benito Skinner?

  I'm serious.

• 14:04Mary Beth Barone?

  This is setting a high bar for the night.

• 14:05Benito Skinner?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 14:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Also, it's 5pm, we never record at this time, so we're feeling extra crazy.

• 14:10Benito Skinner?

  Well, it's right after dark.

• 14:11Mary Beth Barone?

  It's right after dark.

• 14:12Benito Skinner?

  This is interesting with the hands out.

• 14:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, but it's fine. It's like, just use your imagination.

• 14:18Mary Beth Barone?

  First of all, just want to tell everyone that we are not in the submersible for the first time in a long time. Last week I did ads from my bed.

• 14:25Benito Skinner?

  Someone asked if I was at a water park for one. I'm not kidding.

• 14:28Mary Beth Barone?

  I've done them outside.

• 14:29Benito Skinner?

  What I want to talk about is Bonza. It's very Monica Barberito.

• 14:33Mary Beth Barone?

  It's very Bonza makes better for you versions of comfort foods, pasta, pizza, mac and cheese, and waffles, all made from chickpeas and are gluten free. So that's like so my vibe.

• 14:41Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, and their mission is to inspire people to eat more chickpeas, me, if that ain't me. And other beans, which we have to, improving human health and the environment. So I had this crazy Bonza experience where my niece was eating Bonza pasta. And you know, when your niece or nephews are eating something and you're like, well, I'm finishing that.

• 14:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Hundred percent.

• 15:00Benito Skinner?

  And so I just, I was like, more, another bite for drama. I'm a Bonza head.

• 15:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, let's face it, and we talked about this on the pod before, gluten free pasta has a problem, right? Like you've said, it's a sponge. It goes soft too soon, it falls apart under pressure, and it can leave you feeling unsatisfied.

• 15:14Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, nasty.

• 15:15Mary Beth Barone?

  You know what I mean? It's just like not good for the table. Bonza, you know, the brand that gave us the first chickpea pasta in that gorgeous orange box? Oh my god, has discovered a cure.

• 15:26Benito Skinner?

  Is it Hermes? No, it's Bonza.

• 15:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Bonza! Introducing Bonza Brown Rice Pasta, the first gluten-free pasta that never goes limp. It's firm when you need it to be.

• 15:36Benito Skinner?

  Classic ass pasta.

• 15:38Mary Beth Barone?

  Even after round two of cold pasta leftovers from the fridge.

• 15:41Benito Skinner?

  It holds up in hot and steamy situations like soup season.

• 15:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Come on, girl.

• 15:46Benito Skinner?

  Come on, girl, plug! And leaves you satisfied for days on end.

• 15:50Mary Beth Barone?

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• 16:35Mary Beth Barone?

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• 16:36Benito Skinner?

  So do you mind if I just, I want to say like three product features if we have time, if that's cool?

• 16:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Absolutely.

• 16:41Benito Skinner?

  Okay, so my favorite product features, if I had to say, it would be, I think, Squarespace Payments, because Squarespace Payments is the easiest way-

• 16:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, you love money.

• 16:49Benito Skinner?

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• 17:11Mary Beth Barone?

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• 17:44Benito Skinner?

  Squarespace, your family, dude.

• 17:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Support means the world.

• 17:48Benito Skinner?

  Your family, dude.

• 17:51Mary Beth Barone?

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• 17:54Benito Skinner?

  You're always yapping about Built.

• 17:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Where you can earn points on your monthly rent payment. But did you know they make it possible for you to get more outside of your home, too? If you're paying rent every month without earning anything in return, let us introduce you to Built. The rewards program designed for renters, me, who want to earn something for their largest monthly expense. Let me explain.

• 18:13Benito Skinner?

  Well, I'll just take it away first.

• 18:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, why don't you take it because my, my voice is kind of.

• 18:16Benito Skinner?

  I agree. Okay. So nobody wants to pay rent, right? But if you have to, Built makes it worth it. Built is revolutionizing how millions think about paying rent by rewarding their members with points and exclusive benefits around your neighborhood.

• 18:28Mary Beth Barone?

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• 18:50Benito Skinner?

  Built is turning a monthly expense, I'll pop in here. I'm good now. Built is turning a monthly expense into an opportunity to earn rewards and discover the best that your neighborhood has to offer. Your rent is finally working for you, cad. Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/ride. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T dot com slash ride. That's joinbilt.com/ride. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you.

• 19:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Wait, where are we going?

• 19:25Benito Skinner?

  Who cares? Ride!

• 19:27Mary Beth Barone?

  So do you want to go first or should I?

• 19:28Benito Skinner?

  I would love to go first if that's okay. Just because I think at any point I might just like die.

• 19:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Crash out, yeah. Might as well, let's get this on the record before he passes away.

• 19:36Benito Skinner?

  And that would be forehead to table, you know?

• 19:38Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, nose really would hit first.

• 19:40Benito Skinner?

  Oh yeah, of course. My muzzle. So here's the thing, corn mazes. I grew up in Idaho, so of course I'm familiar with corn mazes.

• 19:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I've never done one for what it's worth.

• 19:50Benito Skinner?

  You know, I can't see, it leans escape room, but I'm gonna tell you why it's not and why it's more active and fun.

• 19:54Mary Beth Barone?

  To me, I go, no, I'm good.

• 19:56Benito Skinner?

  No, I get it.

• 19:58Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't die for them. It's just something I wouldn't need to experience.

• 20:01Benito Skinner?

  Well, exactly. Sometimes with a lot of fall stuff, I love like the concept of it, but then if I'm actually at a pumpkin patch, like waiting in line to like carry a pumpkin that has dirt all over it, I'm like, I didn't love this.

• 20:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, when you have a bad sense of direction, anything can be a corn maze. Getting from point A to point B.

• 20:16Benito Skinner?

  Have we talked about the fact that I randomly have a good sense of direction and it shocks people?

• 20:20Mary Beth Barone?

  It's crazy. Mine, honestly, it's worse than anyone I know. I have the worst sense of direction of anyone I know. If I have a choice to go the right or the wrong way, every single time, I'm going the wrong way. Sometimes even after I've been told how to get there.

• 20:35Benito Skinner?

  Say that again.

• 20:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Also, I don't know right from left, and I know a lot of people, this is gonna resonate with them because I just don't know. Can you point, please? Don't give me the right-left bullshit, okay?

• 20:44Benito Skinner?

  Can we stop being so hard on people?

• 20:45Mary Beth Barone?

  My mind's going real fast. It's all relative.

• 20:47Benito Skinner?

  No, exactly.

• 20:50Benito Skinner?

  You don't wanna know what's going on with my mad hatter over here.

• 20:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, sorry. I don't have time for that. I'm trying to like literally heal the world. Oh, sorry. Maybe-

• 20:59Benito Skinner?

  You know laughter, yes?

• 21:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, so you're not busy. You know left from right? Oh, so you're not busy.

• 21:03Benito Skinner?

  By everyone giving me such a hard time, I'm like, hit me. Lately, I'm just like, hit me.

• 21:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause yeah, I'm literally like-

• 21:11Benito Skinner?

  Your other left. I'm like, oh, I've never done some shit like that to somebody.

• 21:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, stop.

• 21:15Benito Skinner?

  Your other left. Oh, okay.

• 21:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Don't fart.

• 21:19Benito Skinner?

  No, I'm not gonna. Oh, my tail came up. I was gonna show my tail.

• 21:22Mary Beth Barone?

  Sit down.

• 21:24Benito Skinner?

  I love that you think I was gonna fart.

• 21:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Alright, do the corn maze. Talk about it. Speak on it.

• 21:30Benito Skinner?

  So, corn mazes. So in Idaho, there was this place you get, well, there were a bunch of corn mazes, but what?

• 21:35Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm looking in the monitor and it's just so insane. Sorry, go on.

• 21:38Benito Skinner?

  So, no, baby, it's good.

• 21:40Mary Beth Barone?

  There's a corn maze in Idaho.

• 21:41Benito Skinner?

  Well, there's a lot. The- Corn maze eye. So it was kind of the thing to do in middle school. You go to the corn mazes and it's where you hold someone's hand for the first time.

• 21:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally.

• 21:49Benito Skinner?

  And that was so cool.

• 21:50Mary Beth Barone?

  That must be a cool thing to do.

• 21:51Benito Skinner?

  I really loved that whole era and I think I've talked about this. It was so cool once I started hooking up with men because I was like, oh, this is why everyone was so like gagged for all this stuff.

• 22:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause you're with someone that you're attracted to.

• 22:01Benito Skinner?

  Cause you are like, you know, you get little butterflies.

• 22:03Mary Beth Barone?

  Right.

• 22:03Benito Skinner?

  You have that, that bed chem, if you will. But I had a girlfriend in like seventh grade, I think, seventh or eighth. I was definitely pulling at the time and I just remember these corn mazes. Your mom drops you off, you've got new Abercrombie jeans on, a north face like fleece.

• 22:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally.

• 22:20Benito Skinner?

  You're kind of like bangs in front and you have like acne, but it hasn't really gotten to a point where it could be like debilitating. It's more kind of like a vibe.

• 22:27Mary Beth Barone?

  It will, but it hasn't gotten there yet.

• 22:29Benito Skinner?

  It might even consume your life for a couple of years or 20. And then you go into this corn maze and you delicately hold the hand of a girl that reeks of perfume.

• 22:38Mary Beth Barone?

  B K My Apple.

• 22:39Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, no, literally, or like Daisy by Marc Jacobs, if she's filthy fucking rich. And.

• 22:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Flower bomb.

• 22:46Benito Skinner?

  Have you ever heard of Vera Wang Princess?

• 22:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Flower bomb.

• 22:50Benito Skinner?

  Flower bomb. You smell like flower bomb right now.

• 22:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, there's an aura of flower bomb.

• 22:56Benito Skinner?

  That flower bomb, baby.

• 22:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh my god.

• 23:01Benito Skinner?

  Oh my god.

• 23:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh my god.

• 23:02Benito Skinner?

  Oh fuck. So that is so the fox in Zootopia. Oh fuck, that's gonna be good and right out of context.

• 23:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Benito Skinner?

  So I just loved it. It was like the, you know, and I love fall. I love a fall fest. I love the brisk, you know, little crispy weather. I love all the food. I love a funnel cake. I love an apple cider. And then sometimes people would bring like a Red Bull and it was like, we're fucking getting crazy.

• 23:25Mary Beth Barone?

  Right, you're getting crunk, yeah.

• 23:26Benito Skinner?

  But here's the thing about corn mazes, they teach you about life. There could be something terrifying around any corner. You're probably gonna make a lot of mistakes. But at the end of the day, it's maybe not that big of a deal and it's.

• 23:36Mary Beth Barone?

  At the end of the day, you're gonna be holding hands with a woman who smells really good.

• 23:40Benito Skinner?

  Exactly.

• 23:40Mary Beth Barone?

  And you're gonna get through it together.

• 23:41Benito Skinner?

  No wonder I loved it so much. And I just, I've been wanting to do one recently because it's just like, I don't know, it's fun in theory. And then I, as long as it's not too tall, I want to be able to jump up so I can see. But you know, seeing it in Saltburn, I was like, you know, part of me wants to get back in one.

• 23:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Thinking about that, actually.

• 23:55Benito Skinner?

  To get back in one.

• 23:56Mary Beth Barone?

  And in Harry Potter, of course, fuck you, J K.

• 23:58Benito Skinner?

  Fuck you, J K. Literally fuck you, J K so hard.

• 24:00Mary Beth Barone?

  An iconic one in that.

• 24:01Benito Skinner?

  Well, yeah, definitely. There's a really iconic one.

• 24:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Digory.

• 24:05Benito Skinner?

  Cedric Diggory.

• 24:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 24:06Benito Skinner?

  Glad I know that.

• 24:07Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm glad you know that, too.

• 24:09Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I, he was huge for me. I mean,

• 24:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Robert Pattinson.

• 24:13Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. Like, that was, you know, it was a good time. I don't know.

• 24:18Mary Beth Barone?

  I was an Orlando Bloom in Pirates type of gal.

• 24:20Benito Skinner?

  It's so funny, you know.

• 24:21Mary Beth Barone?

  And by that measure, Akira Knightley in Pirates.

• 24:24Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, women were so fixated on Orlando. He,

• 24:27Mary Beth Barone?

  No.

• 24:28Benito Skinner?

  No hate to Orlando. It just, he never came around my, my parts.

• 24:32Mary Beth Barone?

  It, for me, was monumental.

• 24:36Benito Skinner?

  I can't wait for him to see this.

• 24:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Anyone that watched The Pirates, I think I've said this on the podcast before, but anyone who watched the second DVD in the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD pack, where it had special features and like a little documentary, they're bisexual now.

• 24:48Benito Skinner?

  I agree with that. Kira is like corset and kind of like,

• 24:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Tits to the chin.

• 24:52Benito Skinner?

  So, she was so good. I do remember in Troy, there are definitely three types of people in the world.

• 24:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay.

• 24:59Benito Skinner?

  There's the Brads, the Orlandos, and then there's the Eric Bannas.

• 25:03Mary Beth Barone?

  Whoa, Eric Banna in Munich?

• 25:05Benito Skinner?

  You're talking to an Eric Banna girl.

• 25:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, and that doesn't surprise me.

• 25:09Benito Skinner?

  Really?

• 25:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I mean, think about the aesthetics.

• 25:12Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 25:12Mary Beth Barone?

  There's an aesthetic there.

• 25:14Benito Skinner?

  There is an aesthetic there. I really just, Eric Banna was huge for me and I was so sad when he died. I was like, oh my God, he like, yeah.

• 25:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, the character.

• 25:21Benito Skinner?

  Yes, so Eric Banna is alive, by the way. But cornmazes, I, yeah, I just felt like it was, it was a place to meet and I, I haven't done one in a while, but I'm sure I would still maybe fuck with it, but.

• 25:34Mary Beth Barone?

  I bet we could find one in Connecticut.

• 25:35Benito Skinner?

  I think so, too, and I like the scary ones. Like, I like when people jump out. I kind of love that feeling of like someone like spooking me and I kind of jump. I don't jump that much.

• 25:44Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm so jumpy.

• 25:44Benito Skinner?

  For some reason, I'm kind of like, I'm a little bit stoic and I like going first. I'm kind of like, no, I can do it.

• 25:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Something that Edward and I used to have friction over and it was irrational on both sides was like,

• 25:54Benito Skinner?

  Well, because you were a bitch.

• 25:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I mean, massive bitch, but I would be in the house with him and I would know he was there, but then when he would come in the room, I would jump and he'd be like, so it's irrational of me to jump because I know someone else in the house, like who else could it be?

• 26:07Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Mary Beth Barone?

  But then he would be like, you're so jumpy. And I'm like, but that's like, I can't control that.

• 26:11Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I mean, you still are. I love you. Ah! Like, well, you know when my shower kicked your ass? That's my favorite.

• 26:17Mary Beth Barone?

  It was the picture in the bathroom. The picture, looking through this frosted glass shower, and there's a, a photo of the back of a man's head at the same height that a man would be, and I turn it out,

• 26:28Benito Skinner?

  No, I literally said, hey, we okay in there, girl? Everything all right? I thought the water pressure kicked your ass.

• 26:34Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm good.

• 26:35Benito Skinner?

  All good, sis.

• 26:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you.

• 26:37Benito Skinner?

  Thank you, diva. But I just strongly urge, you know, go to, oh, thanks, sweetie.

• 26:42Mary Beth Barone?

  You're hitting it and you can't feel it because it's.

• 26:45Benito Skinner?

  I can't feel anything, by the way. But I would really strongly urge anyone who's going through a spooky time or not even go into a corn maze and lose yourself in there.

• 26:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Think about life.

• 26:55Benito Skinner?

  Left, right, who gives a fuck? Just have a little fun, dance around.

• 26:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Hey, it's all Greek to me.

• 26:59Benito Skinner?

  Get in there and lose your mind.

• 27:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, crazy.

• 27:02Benito Skinner?

  But I love like being chased after a guy with a chainsaw and, and yeah, maybe it would electrify me and kind of bring me back to life in a way. So why not? Maybe I'll go do that with you and hold your hand and I love being a little chilly in them.

• 27:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 27:14Benito Skinner?

  I love just, fall is so delicious to me, not just because of my, my birthday, or I just think it's the best, it's the best season.

• 27:20Mary Beth Barone?

  It's horny girl autumn too. I declared that many weeks ago, so let us know how you're celebrating.

• 27:26Benito Skinner?

  I think you're doing good. I'm excited for you. Can I just say?

• 27:29Mary Beth Barone?

  That makes one of us. Look at this. I like that you're sort of using a corn maze as a metaphor. I love that.

• 27:36Benito Skinner?

  There's gonna be a lot of metaphors.

• 27:37Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't want to get into ride or die yet, but.

• 27:40Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, no, I know. I'm excited for you to talk more about that. But yeah, I guess, I, I think that's all I wanted to say. I just think a good corn maze, go back to the, the American tradition of the corn maze. I'm sure we stole it from someone else, but hey.

• 27:50Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm sure we stole it.

• 27:51Benito Skinner?

  To me, it might be German, who knows?

• 27:53Mary Beth Barone?

  And of course hearkens back to interstellar corn crops.

• 27:59Benito Skinner?

  Do you understand there's a circle?

• 28:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Everything. I mean, it's the last okra ever. Do you get that?

• 28:06Benito Skinner?

  Now would be a really good time for you to come home.

• 28:08Mary Beth Barone?

  No, it would be a really good time for you to come back now.

• 28:10Benito Skinner?

  That's what you said to me. And so I said, fine, I'll move back to New York City.

• 28:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And thank you.

• 28:14Benito Skinner?

  New York City is so good to me.

• 28:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Today is my birthday.

• 28:18Benito Skinner?

  Are the same.

• 28:19Mary Beth Barone?

  You might, you said we might be the same age. Well, today's my birthday and I'm gonna go kiss Topher Grace on the mouth. Blue Crush is on Netflix. The scene in Blue Crush when they're on the jet ski and she's surfing out in the big waves and it's, we are, we are the youth of the nation. We are. I watched that scene, I could lift a car. Fabulous movie. Oh, oh, I'm so glad I thought of this.

• 28:44Mary Beth Barone?

  Despite the fact that Anne Marie's mother left their family, she has a secure attachment style. She's known this guy for two days. She has a fight with her best friend, shows up to his hotel room crying, not doubting for one single second that he's gonna welcome her in with open arms.

• 28:58Benito Skinner?

  Warner.

• 28:58Mary Beth Barone?

  He supports her. He gives her a sports analogy about his first game when he got hit really hard. Tells her to, you know, get back out there on the waves. He shows up to the tournament. He's a total fucking king.

• 29:08Benito Skinner?

  I know.

• 29:09Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm like, more of that.

• 29:11Benito Skinner?

  They gotta make him more like that guy in that movie.

• 29:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Please.

• 29:13Benito Skinner?

  But I will say.

• 29:14Mary Beth Barone?

  An NFL player who's, he steps up.

• 29:17Benito Skinner?

  Of course. How else are you gonna write him?

• 29:19Mary Beth Barone?

  Come on.

• 29:20Benito Skinner?

  The best is anytime a big wave hits me, it's every now and then, I wouldn't say a lot, but when they do, I can't help but just immediately romanticize it as her at the bottom and I'm hoping that my head will hit a rock lightly, just I want a light concussion, but there's something about that where, oh god, that movie, there's huge numbers for me. And I love that her eyes are, what's it called when you have two different color eyes?

• 29:41Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't know.

• 29:42Benito Skinner?

  That could never be something we know.

• 29:43Mary Beth Barone?

  It would never be something we would know.

• 29:45Benito Skinner?

  We would never not come to dinner.

• 29:46Mary Beth Barone?

  We would never not come to dinner.

• 29:47Benito Skinner?

  I would never not go to a corn maze. I really think if someone invited me, I'd be like, of course I'm coming, I'm, well, now it kinda goes without saying, like, I'm bringing you. And I did say, I saw, was somebody sending me this thing that was on the ride Reddit where it was like, I will say, I thought something was going wrong because Benny and Mary Beth were spending time together and like almost like supporting through a tough time.

• 30:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, in a sort of like, we're going through the corn maze of life type of way.

• 30:12Benito Skinner?

  Left, right?

• 30:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Doesn't matter, as long as I'm with you and say that.

• 30:16Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, they're left.

• 30:17Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 30:21Benito Skinner?

  So I'm here to talk about Jones Road, which is from Bobby Brown. It's her brand.

• 30:26Mary Beth Barone?

  The Bobby Brown.

• 30:27Benito Skinner?

  The Bobby Brown. They sent me this Miracle Balm and it's this delicious little tintolating, kind of bronzer blush thing.

• 30:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Ooh.

• 30:37Benito Skinner?

  And oh my God, I put a little bit on my face. It looked like I went to the frickin'.

• 30:41Mary Beth Barone?

  The Maldives.

• 30:41Benito Skinner?

  I went to the Maldives. That's so funny you say Maldives. The thing that came out of my head was Maldives. I thought it was absolutely fabulous. I'm dying to put it on your cheeky sisses.

• 30:49Mary Beth Barone?

  We're gonna do that tonight before we go to dinner.

• 30:50Benito Skinner?

  Oh, great. Okay, yeah, great.

• 30:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, Jones Road Beauty is a minimalist makeup brand founded by makeup artist Bobby Brown, as you mentioned, that creates versatile and easy to use products that simplify your routine. It's clean makeup that actually performs.

• 31:01Benito Skinner?

  Jones Road products enhance what makes you you rather than covering up.

• 31:05Mary Beth Barone?

  That's so my vibe lately, minimal coverage.

• 31:08Benito Skinner?

  I agree, and it's very cutesy. Like everything they have, it's that kind of like sun kissed, very healthy. It's like balmy. I don't know.

• 31:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, their best seller is Miracle Balm. Jones Road also has a full lineup of effortless skin first staples, like they're just enough tinted moisturizer, a lightweight formula that smooths an even skin tone with a soft touch of coverage. I feel like the package probably got there since I've been in LA and I can't wait to use this. It hides redness, looks natural and feels like nothing on your skin and that's all a girl wants.

• 31:34Benito Skinner?

  Can I say something, babe? My Miracle Balm is your Miracle Balm. You don't need to worry about a package coming to your ears.

• 31:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Shit, dude. Pack with skin friendly ingredients to keep skin moisturized without clogging pores.

• 31:44Benito Skinner?

  I know it's non comedogenic, which like if I hear those words, ooh, chills down my back.

• 31:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I feel safe.

• 31:49Benito Skinner?

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• 32:10Mary Beth Barone?

  I bet you're wondering why a company like Third Love would advertise on a podcast with two people with no boobs. And yet, here we are.

• 32:18Benito Skinner?

  Here's the thing. Third Love makes better bras, period. Founded by women who were sick of settling for bras that were good enough? Yeah, fucking right.

• 32:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Made with the highest quality materials to solve fit issues that many of us face. I mean, there's so many ways that a bra can like totally fuck your shit up, like if it's too tight in the back, if the straps are too tight, it feels heavy, it feels tight, it's squeezing the skin.

• 32:39Benito Skinner?

  Wait, wanna know something so insane? I was so worried.

• 32:42Mary Beth Barone?

  When you got your mammogram?

• 32:43Benito Skinner?

  Well, that, but also I was so worried about not knowing how to do a bra thing. Cause in movies and stuff, it was like, what? Have you never done it before? So I took one of my sister's bras and I practiced how to do the clasp. Isn't that so sad?

• 32:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I love what we've done.

• 32:57Benito Skinner?

  With the place?

• 32:57Mary Beth Barone?

  With the place.

• 32:58Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Mary Beth Barone?

  And you know exactly what I mean by that.

• 33:00Benito Skinner?

  Well, you can get extra lift, you can smooth out back spillage and more with Third Love.

• 33:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Third Love. Available in 60 plus sizes to fit double A me to H.

• 33:09Benito Skinner?

  Me.

• 33:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Third Love does it all and stop settling for average bras. Get solutions made for your body.

• 33:15Benito Skinner?

  Get 15% off your purchase at thirdlove.com with code PODCAST15.

• 33:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Did you know Third Love has 10 plus years of redefining what a comfortable bra looks and feels like? Designed with the highest quality materials, including innovative thermo regulation. And they invented half cup sizes for those who are in between sizes.

• 33:32Benito Skinner?

  With the ammonium thiocyanate.

• 33:34Mary Beth Barone?

  And a half loop top stitching on the hem.

• 33:36Benito Skinner?

  You've got the wrong girl.

• 33:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Little viscosity ray on. Seriously, stop settling for average bras. Get 15% off your first purchase at thirdlove.com with code PODCAST15. Thank you, Third Love.

• 33:48Benito Skinner?

  Holy shit, I love K18.

• 33:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Do you ever wonder why the baronies that come up and say hi to us always have perfect hair?

• 33:54Benito Skinner?

  K18.

• 33:54Mary Beth Barone?

  It's K18.

• 33:55Benito Skinner?

  And I love the name of it. I don't know why. It's like K18. I love the bottles. There was this K18 leave-in conditioner that I used on set. Cause like, obviously I was frying my hair to a certain point. It's getting it done every day. And my God, was it delicious.

• 34:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, the secret to keeping your hair looking like total perfection is the K18 molecular repair hair mask. Women in STEM. What if you could bleach and color your hair without damage? The K18 molecular repair hair mask isn't just a damage cover up, it's a deep damage fix.

• 34:22Benito Skinner?

  Well, do you want to know why?

• 34:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Why? Tell me.

• 34:25Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course sweetheart. So it's this patented K18 peptide. It actually repairs damage on the molecular level, which is really, really goddamn deep.

• 34:33Mary Beth Barone?

  In just four minutes, I got stronger, smoother, softer, bouncier hair like new, no matter what I put it through.

• 34:38Benito Skinner?

  I will just like deadass, take the ad out, strip everything away from us. Your hair looks gorgeous.

• 34:44Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you.

• 34:45Benito Skinner?

  It really looks so healthy.

• 34:46Mary Beth Barone?

  It's blowouts every day and I'm blowing it out every day.

• 34:48Benito Skinner?

  Daddy made you dye it for a whole year and it's gorgeous.

• 34:49Mary Beth Barone?

  We've put my hair through a lot, we together, bleach color, heat hairspray, you name it. So I guess what I'm saying is you'd be a fool to not order K18. And you can find K18 at your local Sephora and feel the difference for yourself, or try it 10% off your first purchase at k18hair.com. That's code RIDE at k18hair.com. Anything else to say on it, baby girl?

• 35:11Benito Skinner?

  So for me, it's just like, there's kind of not a K18 product that I don't think is fire. And if it's in someone's shower and I'm in their house, like, yeah, I'm like as many, as many dollops of it as I can. I think it's fabulous and you know what? And I'll always say this, when you get your haircut somewhere, the brands they have at the salons.

• 35:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Speak volumes.

• 35:32Benito Skinner?

  K18 is always on the shelf.

• 35:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you, K18.

• 35:34Benito Skinner?

  K18's been that girl and she will remain that girl. K18, we love you to death.

• 35:39Mary Beth Barone?

  So screenshots, I mean, okay.

• 35:42Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I literally just got tingles from screenshots.

• 35:44Mary Beth Barone?

  Let's, let's just take it way back to, you know, cell phones, cell phones are hitting the market. We're not even aware of the capabilities that they will have down the line, right? We're texting, we're calling, there's not that much it can do. Eventually, we're taking pictures of things outside ourselves.

• 36:01Benito Skinner?

  Unless you add an LG Envy, because I was doing crazy shit on that.

• 36:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, yeah, as technology advances, as it's want to do.

• 36:07Benito Skinner?

  Yes, we do.

• 36:08Mary Beth Barone?

  We move into this technology where you simply press two buttons and you're a photographer. You can capture what's on the screen. The way that they didn't know how single women would use this feature to garner support, to propagandize, to overanalyze, to just build community.

• 36:32Benito Skinner?

  I mean, we send each other, please, I'm gonna piss myself.

• 36:37Mary Beth Barone?

  A thousand screenshots a day?

• 36:39Benito Skinner?

  A thousand screenshots a day. I can't, I literally can't open an app without being like, what do you think? Like, it's crazy.

• 36:47Mary Beth Barone?

  We would never not send each other a screenshot. What are you gonna do, describe it to me? Honey, let's see it.

• 36:52Benito Skinner?

  I wanna see how it's worded.

• 36:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Show me something.

• 36:56Mary Beth Barone?

  How many messages was it? I need to see punctuation. I need to see capitalization. I need to see emojis. Sorry. I'm not getting the full picture, honey.

• 37:05Benito Skinner?

  Can I also stress, I need to see what time of day.

• 37:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, oh.

• 37:07Benito Skinner?

  I gotta see what time of day.

• 37:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Hundred percent. Now, screenshots can be so scary when you really consider the fact that almost anything you send can be screenshot. Except if you're in, I guess, Snapchat and/or on Instagram DM when it's view ones.

• 37:21Benito Skinner?

  Everything's public.

• 37:22Mary Beth Barone?

  But just consider this.

• 37:24Benito Skinner?

  Yes, I can't wait for this.

• 37:25Mary Beth Barone?

  Consider this when I had Raya. This was many, many years ago. And I found someone on there and I couldn't screenshot, so I opened Photo Booth on my computer. I flipped the phone, three, two, one, snap, I got the picture. Now, I never really send it to anyone. It was just so I could have it.

• 37:41Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 37:41Mary Beth Barone?

  You know? Oh, so Raya, you can't screenshot either, but I'm not on that app anymore, so that's not part of my life.

• 37:47Benito Skinner?

  That's so hard, though. Like, if you were on there, I'd be like, send me everything about the guy. Like, what do I have? Do I have to have your phone?

• 37:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, yeah, I mean, which you will now that our screenshots will certainly decline now that we are gonna live in the same city. But my screenshots folder, not only just things like that, conversations.

• 38:04Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 38:05Mary Beth Barone?

  It's memes, it's important moments in videos, it's, it's things I've seen that just totally won me over, and I said I need that forever.

• 38:13Benito Skinner?

  Of course. What's my favorite one lately?

• 38:16Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't care if it's a trap. I said not in me.

• 38:20Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, that was a screenshot. Had to have it. Let me actually look through some. Let's share some.

• 38:24Mary Beth Barone?

  I wanted to share some, but I just think like, yeah, your screenshots folder, I mean, it should be hidden. Like, I want to use Face ID to have to open it. Does that make sense? I don't think anyone that has my phone should have access to this.

• 38:37Benito Skinner?

  Here's my thing. It's like if you have my phone, like, let it rip.

• 38:40Mary Beth Barone?

  I have a lot of screenshots of DMs, both positive and negative.

• 38:43Benito Skinner?

  Okay. Let's see what I've got. I have some merch. I'll flash it quickly.

• 38:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Careful now.

• 38:48Benito Skinner?

  Okay. Okay, a lot of, yeah, I mean, it's a lot of, lot of conversations.

• 38:52Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a comment I got on one of my stand-up videos, "T-Mu Taylor Swift."

• 38:57Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I love that.

• 38:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Timu Taylor.

• 39:00Benito Skinner?

  Oh, this one says, "Love you, Benito. Greetings from..." It's Chile, but I thought they said chao.

• 39:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, I have Biden's trusted messengers when Fox News put you up.

• 39:08Benito Skinner?

  Oh, my God, that was the best.

• 39:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, I have a lot of images of people tagging me in photos of people that I look like, both positive and negative, and eventually I will post another dump of that. I have the meme of, "I'm having a bad day." This girl's texting, and then the guy is thinking, "When will this bitch have a good day?" But instead, he writes back, "What's wrong?"

• 39:27Benito Skinner?

  That's me.

• 39:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, but also me in a lot of ways.

• 39:29Benito Skinner?

  Oh, wait, I have this one. It's, "I want to be adored by millions, perceived by none, and loved, touched on by one special boy. Is that so crazy?" Sent that to you, obviously.

• 39:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, of course. I had the screenshot of when I saw Pinky on the grid of all the dogs they had, and she just had so much attitude, and I said, "I need that one." Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have this Alec Baldwin tweet. Where is it? He tweeted this in, I don't know what year. "Starbucks on 93rd and Broadway uptight queen barista named Jay has an attitude problem."

• 39:59Mary Beth Barone?

  If that ain't you.

• 40:00Benito Skinner?

  Oh, fuck, that's so me. Oh, this is, wait, this is true. "Zootopia 2 will have a much darker tone, and a few characters will actually die." I have a screenshot of your text, and it says, "It's amazing." You said, "Why is that mesmerizing?" I said, "It's good, right?" I don't know what that was about. Then you said, "It's amazing. A completely intoxicated man just told me his parents beat him as a child, and his engagement ended three days ago, and he asked me to have dinner with him tonight." So that's my big update for the day. I'm not laughing about his abuse. I'm just like that.

• 40:27Mary Beth Barone?

  No, that was a crazy thing that had happened to me.

• 40:30Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, he did then stalk her, so I don't really feel bad about that.

• 40:33Mary Beth Barone?

  We're not gonna get into it.

• 40:34Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Mary Beth Barone?

  But my screenshots, I have a lot of when yasifying was a big trend. I have a lot of my friends yasified. Oh, Vogue cover.

• 40:41Benito Skinner?

  When everyone made the Vogue covers, this was, that, oh, so I love.

• 40:44Mary Beth Barone?

  That was huge for the culture.

• 40:45Benito Skinner?

  When you guys love graphic design, it's just, it makes me so proud.

• 40:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, yeah, it just doesn't get much better than my screenshots folder. Oh, I actually have this iconic Rachel Sennett Instagram story. She did questions. The question was, "My girlfriend just soft-launched me. Do I soft-launch back or full-post?" And her response is, "Full-post. I think guys should post their girlfriend constantly or nothing at all, and girls should post photos of themselves, and then maybe on his birthday, the back of his head." But that's just me.

• 41:11Benito Skinner?

  That's perfect.

• 41:11Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, that should be taught in schools.

• 41:13Benito Skinner?

  I agree.

• 41:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, you would be lucky to take a fucking lap around my screenshots folder.

• 41:18Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I love this one. George Clooney says, I don't give a shit if people think I only play myself on screen.

• 41:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 41:24Benito Skinner?

  So obviously screenshotted that and had to send to you.

• 41:27Mary Beth Barone?

  So, yeah, I guess share, you know what, today, this is for the baronies, a fun little thing. Go through your screenshots and just post your favorite one to story.

• 41:34Benito Skinner?

  So much barony HQ as well.

• 41:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 41:36Benito Skinner?

  It's also just fun, because it's like, you don't want to go through the rigmarole of like, doing all the things, or looking up the person, or saving it, or it's just like, just screenshot it, dude.

• 41:44Mary Beth Barone?

  Screenshot it. Also, what's cool in photos, if you use the magnifying glass to search, if the meme or screenshot you're looking for has a word in it.

• 41:50Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 41:51Mary Beth Barone?

  You could just look up the word and it'll come right up.

• 41:52Benito Skinner?

  How cool is that?

• 41:53Mary Beth Barone?

  It's pretty awesome.

• 41:53Benito Skinner?

  It's incredible.

• 41:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Like Victoria Beckham saying, I have never read a book in my life. That's in my screenshots.

• 41:58Benito Skinner?

  You can look up that anytime.

• 41:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Anywhere, on any, any sort of browser situation. So I love screenshots and yeah, but there is this spooky side, which is that like,

• 42:07Benito Skinner?

  Someone might be doing it.

• 42:08Mary Beth Barone?

  As we screenshot.

• 42:09Benito Skinner?

  They screenshot.

• 42:09Mary Beth Barone?

  They can too.

• 42:10Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 42:10Mary Beth Barone?

  So equal opportunity.

• 42:12Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 42:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And I think screenshots should be used for good and not evil.

• 42:16Benito Skinner?

  I agree. Unless you're proving a point.

• 42:19Mary Beth Barone?

  Sure.

• 42:19Benito Skinner?

  Which I think is good.

• 42:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Or unless you're in the right, I guess.

• 42:22Benito Skinner?

  Again, good. I need that to record for you in the writers' room.

• 42:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, totally.

• 42:27Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 42:28Mary Beth Barone?

  So yeah, I think like screenshot early and often, have fun with it, share it with your friends and, yeah, there's just like, it's just a fun thing for girls to do. Guys shouldn't screenshot, I don't think.

• 42:38Benito Skinner?

  No.

• 42:38Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't know what the purpose would be of that.

• 42:39Benito Skinner?

  Well, you're not thinking about that many things.

• 42:41Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't think they are. Like, I don't think guys are screenshotting. I really don't.

• 42:45Benito Skinner?

  I think.

• 42:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Because they don't care about anything.

• 42:47Benito Skinner?

  No, I'm really finding that too. I'm like, wait, give me your phone. And actually, we were with a straight guy recently and I saw, he was like, don't swipe on my phone. And I just saw, it was just kind of like memes and stuff, like there was nothing. They are screenshotting memes. I do believe, things that make them laugh.

• 43:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Straight guys with social anxiety, I'm like, maybe you should have sex. Blow off some steam.

• 43:05Benito Skinner?

  I don't want to get in the way. I just wanted that clean, so I don't want to say anything. I just wanted that line clean. That was perfect. I just, I can only amplify. I agree.

• 43:12Mary Beth Barone?

  I know why you're so tense, baby.

• 43:14Benito Skinner?

  What?

• 43:15Mary Beth Barone?

  You need to have sex.

• 43:16Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. But are there.

• 43:18Mary Beth Barone?

  So I guess let's get into ride or die.

• 43:20Benito Skinner?

  As I said, like sex with us is imminent at this point.

• 43:22Mary Beth Barone?

  If you want to have sex with me.

• 43:24Benito Skinner?

  Come talk to me. Come podcast with me.

• 43:29Mary Beth Barone?

  I was having all my crushes on as guests.

• 43:31Benito Skinner?

  You want sex with me?

• 43:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Come podcast with me. We have to go.

• 43:37Benito Skinner?

  Totally.

• 43:38Mary Beth Barone?

  You know what you are, Benny?

• 43:40Benito Skinner?

  Hmm, a [BLEEP].

• 43:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Your words, not mine. Babe, you're my ride or die.

• 43:44Benito Skinner?

  Ride or die. I of course ride for screenshots. I send you.

• 43:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, my god. It's like you're working for them or something.

• 43:52Benito Skinner?

  It's like, oh my god.

• 43:54Mary Beth Barone?

  You work for the big screenshot lot. Yeah, you do have stock.

• 43:58Benito Skinner?

  For big screenshot. I work for big screenshot. I love it. I have to send Mary Beth so many a day. She has to check all my work. It's just important. I don't know what to tell you.

• 44:05Mary Beth Barone?

  But also, I shouldn't be giving advice to anyone. I want to be on the record saying that. I.

• 44:09Benito Skinner?

  I should.

• 44:10Mary Beth Barone?

  I should not be.

• 44:11Benito Skinner?

  I think I should.

• 44:12Mary Beth Barone?

  It's tough. I'm like, why is my life where it's at?

• 44:17Benito Skinner?

  Look at you. Wait, no, put him down back the other way because it's so cute. It looks like, oh my god. Look at her. Get this quiet. I'm not going to say what I'm doing. You're going to have to just watch. Like, isn't that crazy? I don't know. For ease, you have my support and none of my judgment. So here's the thing. Yeah, I ride for him. Yeah, I might do him too much. And yeah, when you send me stuff, Mary Beth's probably seeing it, but she also loves it.

• 44:41Mary Beth Barone?

  No, no, I am definitely seeing it.

• 44:43Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, you're seeing it 100%.

• 44:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Meanwhile.

• 44:45Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 44:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Everything you send Benny, I'm seeing. I don't show you everything because I want to save you from disappointment. And I do think people are just out here. They're just fumbling.

• 44:54Benito Skinner?

  They don't disappoint me as much?

• 44:56Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I don't want people to disappoint you. I had to keep a big secret from you before the overcompensating premiere. And I did. And I told you after because I knew if I told you before, you'd get upset.

• 45:04Benito Skinner?

  Wait, I don't even know what it was.

• 45:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Tell you later. I'll remind you.

• 45:06Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I don't even see it just.

• 45:08Mary Beth Barone?

  But yeah, I just rolled off right off your back.

• 45:09Benito Skinner?

  I just live in Little Benny world.

• 45:11Mary Beth Barone?

  I just wish that like, I don't know. I have some stuff I need to figure out.

• 45:15Benito Skinner?

  Well, I've been doing talk therapy lately and it's been amazing.

• 45:17Mary Beth Barone?

  This ear look is so cunt.

• 45:20Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, no, I know.

• 45:21Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, I look cute.

• 45:23Benito Skinner?

  I'm telling you, it's getting to that time of day where I'm starting to think-

• 45:25Mary Beth Barone?

  Is it a crime to be gorgeous?

• 45:29Benito Skinner?

  Wait, what is it?

• 45:41Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I have to say one thing about, that was so funny. Last night, Mary Beth and I were out getting drinks, if you can picture that.

• 45:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, and by the way, I'm 25 again. I'm doing all the same shit I did when I was 25. I never ever thought I would be back here.

• 45:52Benito Skinner?

  Me too, and then-

• 45:53Mary Beth Barone?

  And can I just say one thing? I'm having a lot of fun.

• 45:55Benito Skinner?

  You didn't think you'd be back here. I didn't think I'd be back here.

• 45:57Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm having a lot of fun.

• 45:58Benito Skinner?

  And here I am, and I'm literally like moving my hips and then I'm-

• 46:00Mary Beth Barone?

  No, I'm having fun.

• 46:01Benito Skinner?

  I looked at the clock last night, it said 2 AM.

• 46:03Mary Beth Barone?

  And I hope you're enjoying the Instagram stories, you guys, because like, we have fun with them.

• 46:08Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, we really do.

• 46:08Mary Beth Barone?

  And like, I do think that people lose sight of the fact that like Instagram stories should be fun and like, we're just having fun. I hope you're screenshotting them and sending them to people and saying, oh my god, this was so funny.

• 46:17Benito Skinner?

  Well, it's funny, I could be more private, but like, why? It's just so funny, I'm out with my girl and like, she put blush on, I'm like-

• 46:22Mary Beth Barone?

  So wait, what happened last night that was funny?

• 46:24Benito Skinner?

  Well, it was so funny, because at one point, I looked for my phone, I was like, where is it? And Mary Beth just fully was going through all my stuff. Like, you just had it, and it was as if it was your phone, and I was so-

• 46:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Radical transparency.

• 46:33Benito Skinner?

  Well, I know, it was just, but it was fun to see like my phone with its like-

• 46:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Through someone else's eyes?

• 46:37Benito Skinner?

  It's on T, like, it just got to like spend the day with you, and just like, you just reviewed everything, you saw everything.

• 46:42Mary Beth Barone?

  And I'm finding out stuff you probably didn't think I ever would.

• 46:45Benito Skinner?

  Really?

• 46:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Universal you. Well, like, my friends fucking my exes, and then sometimes I'll just see people's phones, or they'll tell me things, and I'm just like, well, that's probably something that person didn't think I would ever hear.

• 46:58Mary Beth Barone?

  And yet, here we are, and I'm here, and I'm your wife, and I'm sexual, and I love you.

• 47:03Benito Skinner?

  For some reason, I have fallen in love with you during this episode more than I ever, yeah. I will say though, all you fucking fargits are trying so hard to be Mary Beth's gay guy. But what you don't understand is that she loves money, and I'm bringing her jobs.

• 47:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Happy H I M.

• 47:21Benito Skinner?

  So until you can fucking play ball in the way that I am, step down. Look for a new woman. I have a lot of time on my hands now.

• 47:32Mary Beth Barone?

  And you're a local.

• 47:33Benito Skinner?

  I'm a local. I'm a local hire. Do you get that?

• 47:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Yes.

• 47:37Benito Skinner?

  Do you get that, baby?

• 47:38Mary Beth Barone?

  Yes. I ride for corn mazes. I think, I think they speak volumes.

• 47:43Benito Skinner?

  These lashes on you.

• 47:44Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't wait to, it's like grace.

• 47:47Benito Skinner?

  Definitely.

• 47:47Mary Beth Barone?

  It's very grace coated.

• 47:48Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 47:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't wait to walk through. I mean, we are walking through this crazy little corn maze called Life Together.

• 47:52Benito Skinner?

  Haunted.

• 47:53Mary Beth Barone?

  And when, when there's one set of footprints, it's because you carried me or I carried you. We're flipping and sometimes we swap. Reverse. And yeah, I've not done one, but I would, I totally would with you. I probably, and maybe someone I wanted to hook up with, I'm not sure.

• 48:08Benito Skinner?

  I think it'd be fun, yeah.

• 48:09Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't know if I'll ever be attracted to anyone ever again. That's something I'm really bumping up against these days.

• 48:14Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, you did say that to me.

• 48:15Mary Beth Barone?

  I just don't think there's someone out there for me. And I'm not, I, I'm in the acceptance phase of just like, yeah, maybe there's not.

• 48:21Benito Skinner?

  Oh, well, I will say.

• 48:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Like introducing someone to my family.

• 48:25Benito Skinner?

  I know, or me. Could you?

• 48:26Mary Beth Barone?

  No.

• 48:27Benito Skinner?

  Taking?

• 48:27Mary Beth Barone?

  No. Me betting on a straight guy to the point where I bring him to you is just, it's not gonna happen.

• 48:33Benito Skinner?

  I'm always here and I'm ready.

• 48:34Mary Beth Barone?

  And I know that I'm bisexual and obviously I'm saying yes to life and I am going out on dates with men. I'm going out on dates with women. I feel worse hurting women's feelings, so sometimes it makes more sense to just not go on the date.

• 48:47Benito Skinner?

  Okay.

• 48:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Because I don't want to hurt a woman.

• 48:50Benito Skinner?

  Hey, can I just say?

• 48:51Mary Beth Barone?

  If it's a guy, I'm like, whatever.

• 48:52Benito Skinner?

  Can I just say same?

• 48:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. So I don't want people coming for me. I've been dating men for 20 years, so I have a little more practice.

• 48:59Benito Skinner?

  Judy Hopps. I've been sucking and fucking men.

• 49:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I've been sucking and fucking for 20 years. No, no, I haven't been sucking and fucking for that long. I haven't been sucking and fucking for that long.

• 49:08Benito Skinner?

  18.

• 49:08Mary Beth Barone?

  I love corn mazes. Happy Halloween, everyone. We're not doing as much this year as we have in the past and I just want to set the stage for people right now.

• 49:15Benito Skinner?

  This feels like a lot.

• 49:16Mary Beth Barone?

  This is the costume.

• 49:17Benito Skinner?

  Come on.

• 49:17Mary Beth Barone?

  This is the costume.

• 49:18Benito Skinner?

  This is the costume.

• 49:18Mary Beth Barone?

  You're doing one other one. I might be [BLEEP]. I haven't decided.

• 49:22Benito Skinner?

  Can't wait. Yeah, that's gonna hurt. Ooh.

• 49:24Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm gonna put, unlike you tucking, I'm gonna put some cotton and that's, that's right.

• 49:28Benito Skinner?

  Try everything, I guess.

• 49:30Mary Beth Barone?

  We're both single and we are.

• 49:32Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, we'll see. I mean, yeah, yeah, we'll see. It's great.

• 49:35Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm taking the costume off.

• 49:36Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Wait, they gotta see this. This is the reality.

• 49:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Imagine me at your, imagine me at your apartment.

• 49:43Benito Skinner?

  As you don't see, wait, wait. Yeah.

• 49:47Mary Beth Barone?

  My Victoria's Secret push-up bra. It's getting stuck. This bra isn't a cup. It's so big for me.

• 49:53Benito Skinner?

  I said the Geneva Convention.

• 49:55Mary Beth Barone?

  And I say, well, what do you think of that?

• 49:58Benito Skinner?

  And I go like this.

• 50:01Mary Beth Barone?

  No, we need to put oil on first.

• 50:03Benito Skinner?

  And they go, "You were a human this whole time?"

• 50:07Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't believe you did that. I cannot believe-

• 50:09Benito Skinner?

  And they go, "You've been queer as folks many drama this whole time?"

• 50:13Mary Beth Barone?

  The brown around your mouth. We have to, okay, that's it. Thank you, guys.

• 50:16Benito Skinner?

  Thanks, you guys. Happy Halloween. Oh, my exit.

• 50:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Benny, babe, ice on the road. Benny, go!

• 50:33Speaker 05

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